zealot-class

[misty ravine]

Last Stand mode but winnable

[south prism]

@acoustic dune

[acoustic dune]

Samn...

[sonic fractal]

@south prism

[south prism]

i cant do anything w dis!!!!

maybe i can squish it down.....

whats that fuckin d*de doing there ......

[sonic fractal]

Well that was a given that you would do this

[sonic fractal]

Lover.

[acoustic dune]

He is a packmatr

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald ITS SO OVER

ALL IM GONNA SAY

[frosty herald]

Oh noes

[heady rapids]

also

u dont need to throw away monsties anymore

and u can do it from a list? i think it just draws from your pool of monsties

not sure

yeah it draws from the pool

still fucking lit

cause u can have up to 700

making builds is gonna be so easy

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/i/status/2031862930145230961

Andy Herren (@AndyHerren)

This faucet has been tied shut for three years, because he developed a crippling addiction to turning it on.

Nevertheless, he persists…

X · Mar 11, 2026, 10:40 PM

https://fxtwitter.com/earthcurated/status/2032207308055249122

Earth (@earthcurated)

Photographer captures unique picture of a naturally bald lion.

**💬 789 🔁 1.4K ❤️ 21.7K 👁️ 1.47M **

FxTwitter · Mar 12, 2026, 9:29 PM

[median steeple]

Ogryn player in da wild

[shadow spruce]

Argus hairline reveal

[ivory marlin]

I need the extraction mode NOW

[shadow spruce]

No

[misty nova]

Extractionslop

[ivory marlin]

Hi higui

You might be based btw

Mark 4 helbore kinda peak

I unlocked the level 10 mark but lowkey idk what the differences are

[misty nova]

Shrimple

Mk4 hardest hitting but slowest to charge, slash bayo

Mk3 middle ground, stab bayo

Mk5 faster charge, stab bayo

[ivory marlin]

I see

[misty nova]

Also currently the highest dps

And while you don't need weight of fire on it

It gets really silly with WoF

[ivory marlin]

Wall of flesh?

Damn i thought it was a hardmode drop

[hard nexus]

@south prism

i think this is what he was talking about

[ivory marlin]

Bungie may be ass at scaling but my god if shotguns arent the meta

[solar gorge]

i was watching someone play and they seem scary

[ivory marlin]

The bots are still spongy post nerf

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/PalmyrPar/status/2032259984516370634?s=20

☀️AliquisNovus☀️ (@PalmyrPar)

This is what Deadlock looks like to me

X · Mar 13, 2026, 12:58 AM

[solar gorge]

dumb test got me first timing lash in asc

i get reported every match

[stuck thicket]

i mean that is deadlock

[median steeple]

I really only think commanders need a nerf

[stuck thicket]

i like the artstyle though

[median steeple]

the rest are fine

[ivory marlin]

Did it wipe?

[median steeple]

maybe lower the dmg on grenadiers

[signal spoke]

Lazypurple will never finish the how it feels okay medic

[median steeple]

is lazy okay

idk what happened to him

[stuck thicket]

it's STILL not done?

[signal spoke]

No lmao

[stuck thicket]

are we sure lazy is even alive atp

[carmine lance]

I still think about when I accidentally tried to contest my own team on rejuve because I thought it was the enemy team </3

[ivory marlin]

Do you have the back stab knife?

[solar gorge]

he just busy

irrc

[signal spoke]

He is but he just really busy and deals with mental health

[median steeple]

No that's just one augment on top of destroyers passive

since he gets increased melee dmg iirc

[ivory marlin]

No i mean the skin

[median steeple]

Oh no

that's default

[signal spoke]

The last time he appeared was on a soundsmith funny bit scene

[median steeple]

I have one knife skin and it's from the codex for something else

[signal spoke]

For the back burner video I think?

[molten lily]

gay

[solar gorge]

idk

[ivory marlin]

You can cheese it on a downed runner

Just knife their back

[median steeple]

hilarious

might do that

[ivory marlin]

I got it on a runner i didn’t even down

I “third partied”

[median steeple]

what like light knifing them

or right clicking

[ivory marlin]

Pull out your knife or it doesn’t count

You need knife equip and get a kill/down with a back stab

[stuck thicket]

should i attempt to get good at ultrakill

[ivory marlin]

Yes

[heady rapids]

damn

[misty ravine]

This sounds like a forestry company in Alberta

[median steeple]

nahh that's BC 100%

Alberta's would be like

Stonework logging or some shit

needs to be MANLY

[ivory marlin]

P rank p-2 on brutal RIGHT NOW buddy

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2032187508046381509

Unlimited Baet Works (@BaetIIDX)

Insanely funny hitbox sprite

X · Mar 12, 2026, 8:10 PM

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald

who is this

im taking bets

[frosty herald]

Iunno

[ivory marlin]

Big ahh hitbox

Why would she need that

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2032466760289419395

Unlimited Baet Works (@BaetIIDX)

@MiniMasterR she does have a low version LOL

X · Mar 13, 2026, 2:40 PM

[ivory marlin]

Why

[misty nova]

There's a laser there

But it doesn't show on the sprite

[ivory marlin]

Oh ok

[stuck thicket]

fuck off man

this is clair de soleil

now in my defence

[ivory marlin]

7 minutes

[stuck thicket]

i havent touched the game since wrath

[ivory marlin]

Thats v2 2 right?

[stuck thicket]

yeah

[ivory marlin]

I think my time is like 50 seconds?

Give or take

[stuck thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh-saleswoman-oh-my-god-bruh-gif-2398788864743270124

no hope for me

[ivory marlin]

My fastest clear on any level is .7 seconds

[stuck thicket]

is that uh

the limbo one with the fountain

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

My friend had wr on clair de lune for a bit

[ivory marlin]

My friend has 1 second on 8-2

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1334710158525202443/99vpAu6.gif

Took the shortcuts, I see

[ivory marlin]

He didn’t no clip

There is a specific glitch you can get that just basically puts you in the exit

[shadow spruce]

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

[ivory marlin]

Sometimes i think about cbat

How did he do it

[carmine lance]

It feels great to start popping off with kidnapping people as doorman, to the point that one person I’m consistently outplaying is pulling a complete 180° the moment he sees me lol

[ivory marlin]

Hi moffia

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10369477809722850145

[carmine lance]

Hello puppygirl345

[ivory marlin]

Not my name

[carmine lance]

Hows it going lmao

[ivory marlin]

Im tired

[carmine lance]

The records indicate otherwise

Same

[ivory marlin]

I want to go home and pet my cat

Then sleep

Or play darktide

Either or

[ivory marlin]

Thats blades fault

[formal umbra]

Perfectionism is a mind virus that he succumbed to

[carmine lance]

Lmao

[carmine lance]

That sounds nice

Im prolly gonna play deadlock then just grind out a midterm

[ivory marlin]

Real

Gl

[ripe quest]

How do u guys feel about the upcoming freak stuff for darktide

[hearty nebula]

freak stuff?

but psyker is already plenty strong

[long oasis]

why cant you do both at once

[ivory marlin]

Im gonna freak all over you

[ripe quest]

Personally excited to run around the halls of the ship with my freak wares and jump into orbit to get more freak wares

[carmine lance]

I am excited

Im curious what the puzzles will be like

[ivory marlin]

Lowkey id still probably be better than an average darktide random if i slept mid run

[carmine lance]

Imagine if it’s some d2 raid shit (players will have no concept of buff swapping and we will wipe immediately)

I know it’s not gonna be raid mechanic shit but it would be nice to have something in line with some martyr skull puzzles at least

[median steeple]

can't wait to hear the oracle ping

[ivory marlin]

Please oh please darktide just make every puzzle oracles

[ivory marlin]

How dare you steal my joke

Thats fucked up

Highkey

[desert fractal]

Oracles.....

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/d2-vog-oracles-cute-gif-764016038725935770

[desert fractal]

Next you're gonna tell me they should put plates in that you have to stand on to trigger mechanics

[ivory marlin]

Only ever done ad clear in vog

[desert fractal]

[carmine lance]

Oh my fucking god lmao

Man ngl

One of the things I remember the most fondly, is the whisper of the worm mission

[ivory marlin]

You could run it right now

[carmine lance]

Just everything about it filled me with wonder

[ivory marlin]

Right this moment

Like deadass

[carmine lance]

They brought it back?

[ivory marlin]

Yuh

[carmine lance]

Wack

I can’t play d2 though I’ve refused to since 2023

The fomo just kills my motivation

[ivory marlin]

It was also bugged and i got the thingy for it on my first run

[carmine lance]

But the fact that an enemy would spawn only during a specific public event

[ivory marlin]

You were NOT supposed to be able to do that

[carmine lance]

And used to only be on weekends too

[ivory marlin]

My quest will never finish because i basically skipped every step

[carmine lance]

The whole atmosphere for it

[ivory marlin]

I think d2 is slowly getting better

Slowly

[carmine lance]

Unironically, everything about that mission just raises questions and I love that about it

[hearty nebula]

no way

[solar gorge]

lashing my shit

[hearty nebula]

warframe law of retribution reference???

[carmine lance]

The fuck are the vex constructing that whole labyrinth for? Clearly its separate from the pyramidion

[carmine lance]

Or whayever it was called on io

[hearty nebula]

same

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lash-agrees-deadlock-lash-jacob-lash-yes-gif-5329134727197059623

[hearty nebula]

i love d2

i hate everything bungie does to d2

[ivory marlin]

The lightsabers are cool

[shadow spruce]

Should I just cave and stop playing stalker gamma and go install arc raiders

[ivory marlin]

The millisecond renegades is over they will be nerfed to death

But they are really cool atm

[hearty nebula]

at that point i'd just kill myself if i were you

[deft badge]

Gd right

[ivory marlin]

I think you should learn to make your own decisions

[shadow spruce]

Yknow what you’re so right

[shadow spruce]

Spits at you

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/an-italian-boy-italian-boy-someone-spinning-baby-like-a-pizza-gif-2995014824787016441

[ivory marlin]

I have 2 builds with them

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-bungie-marathon-cat-nu-marathon-new-marathon-bungie-gif-3269019121538373567

[ivory marlin]

A strand one and a solar one

[deft badge]

I do not play d2

I just like Star wars

[ivory marlin]

Oh

Real

[carmine lance]

I don’t think I will play marathon because I am burnt out on bungie games

[median steeple]

prismatic lightsaber build was my go to

[ivory marlin]

Really?

Fair ig

[carmine lance]

At least I have mcc

[shadow spruce]

I’m just praying the extraction shooter guy in my steam family buys marathon

Which is how I have arc

[ivory marlin]

Bum looking for scraps

[hearty nebula]

idk i just dont enjoy extraction shooters

[heady rapids]

darktide player

[shadow spruce]

How is he so red

[ivory marlin]

Buddy haven’t you heard?

DONT check the news…..

[hearty nebula]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-ears-13

[shadow spruce]

You want one that doesn’t feel like an extraction shooter

Stalker gamma

[hearty nebula]

more specifically i hate pvp games of extraction shooter variety

[ivory marlin]

Real

You’re so cute we should kiss

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/yessir-4tmeme-4tomistalt-4tomist-4t-gif-2120889944240199540

[hearty nebula]

there are no pve ones that aren't abysmal dogshit and i'm not sure darktide will be any different w new update

[frosty herald]

I hate pvp games in general

[ivory marlin]

Nvm if you kissed mort you should take an acid bath

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1374399585073627299/rekt.gif

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald they extended the base area

[shadow spruce]

[hearty nebula]

you dont want that

[frosty herald]

I sea

[hearty nebula]

im playing ff14 rn looking at gay twinks

[ivory marlin]

Based

[shadow spruce]

Checks out

Gab go play stalker gamma

[hearty nebula]

no

[ivory marlin]

Is that a brick in your pocket or are you just looking at twinks amiright

[hearty nebula]

no, im just looking at twinks

[shadow spruce]

Maybe one day stalker anomaly will get a proper coop mod

[ivory marlin]

Gab the best advice youll ever hear is: avoid all of mort’s

[shadow spruce]

Not true

[hearty nebula]

he's very gay

[shadow spruce]

I have good advice sometimes

Like getting a job

Eat healthy

[ivory marlin]

Mort

[shadow spruce]

Exercise

[frosty herald]

He?

[ivory marlin]

Do you do any of these?

[shadow spruce]

I’m trying to

[hearty nebula]

bro forgot he's in darktide discord

[hearty nebula]

ya

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald ok nvm the shits lv 55

[ivory marlin]

Yam learned hes gay today

[frosty herald]

Send to dagestan 2-3 years

[shadow spruce]

You must be new to ff14

[hearty nebula]

always has been

[ivory marlin]

Rip one of the good ones

[frosty herald]

Fuck nah

[hearty nebula]

you're

[ivory marlin]

Yam if you were gay what would your type be

[hearty nebula]

in zealot chat

your point is moot yam

[shadow spruce]

Bears

[hearty nebula]

there are no straight people in zealot chat

[shadow spruce]

So true

[hearty nebula]

this is just a fundamental law of the universe

[frosty herald]

Yo mama

[ivory marlin]

Either gay, furry, nazi or a gay furry nazi

[shadow spruce]

Unless ur a furry then its like a double negative and you can turn out straight again

[hearty nebula]

https://giphy.com/gifs/israel-netanyahu-benjamin-Pk3ljzIDb4R0j3zpMU

[ivory marlin]

Yam

Buddy

Yo momma so stupid

She bought tickets

https://tenor.com/view/yo-mama-jokes-xbox-live-meme-yo-mama-gif-25152629

[shadow spruce]

Tickeys

[misty ravine]

Ticketmaster/Live Nation joke?

[shadow spruce]

Jelly the gay is slipping thru

[ivory marlin]

I say oki a million times a day

If i want to sound gay i will

[shadow spruce]

You just do

[ivory marlin]

That was a typo

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-4-ashley-resident-evil-4-remake-resident-evil-4-remake-ashley-sitting-re4-remake-ashley-sitting-gif-1662485791066307402

[shadow spruce]

Like always do

[frosty herald]

I love me some pretty women

[shadow spruce]

Isn’t she a child

[ivory marlin]

No

[shadow spruce]

I thought she was like 17?

[ivory marlin]

Mort try not to slander everything all the time

[misty ravine]

Or an LGBTQ+ furry nazi patriot

[shadow spruce]

I played og res 4 on my ps2 like 7 years ago

I don’t remember everything

[frosty herald]

Mort is fucking dumb

[ivory marlin]

Resident evil larp in 2026 is crazy

[heady rapids]

dimb

[ivory marlin]

Chat we gotta linch this guy

[frosty herald]

Ashley is a grown woman

[shadow spruce]

The adderall is kicking in give me like 30 minutes

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ponstere-gif-21432222

[shadow spruce]

I assumed she was like 17 cause it’s easier to use a kid for a bioweapon especially if it’s the presidents kid

[ivory marlin]

Nah they grow their own children

This been known

[misty ravine]

it's easier to use a kid for a bioweapon
wat

[shadow spruce]

What

Think like an evil cult/pharma company

[ivory marlin]

Mort

They are able to bio engineer basically whatever they want

If they want kids

They make them

Thats like

Key subplot in like 5 games

[shadow spruce]

I’ll be honest I haven’t kept up with any lore before 7

[ivory marlin]

ITS IN 7

[shadow spruce]

Oh yeah the old lady that isn’t old

[ivory marlin]

THE MOLD GIRL IS A LAB GROWN CHILD

You bother me greatly

[shadow spruce]

It’s not intentional

[frosty herald]

Your literally talking about evelyn

[shadow spruce]

I forgot abt Evelyn

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald u have lost ur title as the #1 tourist sadly

[ivory marlin]

“Idk any lore outside of 7 how should i know about lab grown children”

Buddy

The entire plot of 7 is a lab grown child

Holy larp

[heady rapids]

larp larp larp sahur

[ivory marlin]

Also like

[shadow spruce]

I said I started paying attention to the lore after 7

[ivory marlin]

The 13 weskers were lab grown iirc

Or at least teated on extremely young

[shadow spruce]

I definitely need to rewatch the 7 hour lore video again

For both resident evil and black ops

Zombies

[ivory marlin]

Re9 brought a lot of lore

[frosty herald]

Dont spoil it tho

[frosty herald]

Re8 also alot

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[frosty herald]

Spencer being obsessed with miranda

[ivory marlin]

Me too bruh she was pretty

[frosty herald]

If you think about it ethan was plowing miranda before chris came along

[shadow spruce]

We don’t know that

[ivory marlin]

Ethan took out 4 s+ ranked tyrants with minimal to no help from chris

[shadow spruce]

Miranda might’ve been committed to the bit but no way in hell she was that committed

[ivory marlin]

Yall ever think about that?

[shadow spruce]

Cause he’s literally built different

The mold

[frosty herald]

Dimitrescu and heisenberg are above nemesis in power

[ivory marlin]

Also i think it would make sense if maranda hid as mia and did stuff

She was kinda uber tweaking about rose more than like any other mold

If she wanted the mold back

Mia and ethan were right there

[frosty herald]

Apperantly rose was a former connections agent

[ivory marlin]

You mean mia?

[frosty herald]

Yeah

My bad

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

Its ok lol

[frosty herald]

Miranda wanted to use rose to revive evelyn

[ivory marlin]

“The newborn works for bio terrorists”

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald u wanna try gog 10

[frosty herald]

Since she was a mind control bioweapon

[frosty herald]

Fuck nah!

[ivory marlin]

My question is

[plush estuary]

nap time

[ivory marlin]

How the fuck did they turn the jars back into a baby

[shadow spruce]

The mold

Rose was a mold baby

Also Mia was cured of the mold

[shadow roost]

hi guys quick question whats a bolt pistol build i can get to oneshot headshot the dreg gunners?

[ivory marlin]

After maranda died most of the mold died aside from the seed

[frosty herald]

The mold is now essentially a convenient plot excuse

[plush estuary]

zealot only really gets 2 ranged damage buffs from talents or are you talking weapon setup?

[frosty herald]

Since the megamycete colonies are around the world

[shadow roost]

weapon setup

[ivory marlin]

Ah

[shadow roost]

like do they count as unarmored enemies

[plush estuary]

Dump collateral, unarmored/maniac punture lethal prox

[frosty herald]

The one under lousianna was destroyed by hound wolf squad and romanian one too

[ivory marlin]

||with elpis wouldnt blue umbrella be able to kill them?||

[plush estuary]

dreg gunner armor

[frosty herald]

||elpis is am antiviral not against mold or plaga||

[sterile stone]

What a hell if a thing to open discord to man

[frosty herald]

Hey man its a pretty valid question

[ivory marlin]

Fair nuff

[sterile stone]

I mean

[ivory marlin]

I need re10 now

[sterile stone]

With Ethan being a mold monster himself

[ivory marlin]

@capcom please now re10 please

[frosty herald]

We need the reqiuem dlc first

Story expansion

[ivory marlin]

True

[frosty herald]

Maybe raid mode over mercenaries

[sterile stone]

Tweaking the fuck out

[frosty herald]

Since this director worked on revelations

[sterile stone]

We need another operation raccoon city

But modern

[ivory marlin]

I hope its just 3 hours of leon and chris kissing and saying how happily married they are

[ivory marlin]

Ive never agreed with you more

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/hunk-resident-evil-resident-evil-hunk-resident-evil-gifs-resident-evil-operation-raccoon-city-gif-15832411264894219013

[sterile stone]

That always got me

How is it there’s only one hunk

Like how come hunk’s apprentice never got screen time

[ivory marlin]

There technically isn’t

[frosty herald]

Hes called the fourth survivor and mr death for a reason

[sterile stone]

I know you’re gonna bring up vector

[ivory marlin]

He trained a SHIT ton of copy cats

[sterile stone]

I know

[frosty herald]

He created cqbz

[sterile stone]

Vector is the closest thing we have to a hunk clone

But is he even canon?

[frosty herald]

Close combat anti zombie martial arts

[opaque island]

one sock of flak armor, gotta switch it up sometimes yknow

[ivory marlin]

Every re game is cannon aside from that awful pvp game

[sterile stone]

Ok then

So Beltran

[ivory marlin]

I think is what capcom said

[sterile stone]

Vector

And everyone else should be possible story plots

Actually

That would be clean as fuck

[ivory marlin]

The old orc squad is dead

No one but hank made it out

[sterile stone]

To play as disbanded umbrella guys

See where they ended up

[ivory marlin]

Most probably either joined connections or became mercs

My guess at least

[frosty herald]

Birkin fucked up hunk's squad

[opaque island]

ive been postponing playing more re9 cause im in the hospital basement section, and im not lookin forword to it, but now with you guys tyalking about it guess i gotta pick it back up

[ivory marlin]

Birkin killed them no? In a kinda mads situation

I don’t remember much of orc

[sterile stone]

Who tf are orc?

[ivory marlin]

Operation raccoon city

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/i-could've-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game-squid-game-edit-squid-game-edit-meme-i'm-so-scared-gif-12360771953743496060

[ivory marlin]

Long name to spell out

[sterile stone]

I dead ass thought they had some generic military squad name

[frosty herald]

The entire situation went to hell

[sterile stone]

I just remember the names

[frosty herald]

Hunk didnt expect birkin to mutate at all

[ivory marlin]

None of them did

[frosty herald]

And he also caused the virus to be carried into the water supply through rats and the sewer system

[opaque island]

any advice?

[sterile stone]

To be fair

[ivory marlin]

Birkin did it so he wouldn’t die

[sterile stone]

And I will play devil’s advocate

[frosty herald]

Hide alot

[sterile stone]

He wouldn’t have done it if he don’t get shot

[ivory marlin]

No yeah

Its was a hail Mary

[sterile stone]

Hunk even gets slightly mad when his teammate shoots him

[frosty herald]

Their orders were to kill everyone they came across

[sterile stone]

Yeah but like

[shadow spruce]

Except birkin

[frosty herald]

Except this is an umbrella employee

[shadow spruce]

A very important one

[sterile stone]

Here’s the thing right

[shadow spruce]

Their orders were to take him alive

[sterile stone]

He’s non-compliant

Unarmed

[ivory marlin]

Like THE umbrella employee

[shadow spruce]

The rookie shoots him cause he’s nervous and birkin draws

[sterile stone]

Just fuckin bum rush him

It’s 4-5 soldiers

Hold him down

[shadow spruce]

Birkin has a gun on him

[sterile stone]

Secure the case

[opaque island]

I already hate it, tight hallways with not many hiding spots

[sterile stone]

They were less than like 10ft away from him

[frosty herald]

Birkin was basically a time bomb with the T virus

[ivory marlin]

Dumbass “trained secret military”

[sterile stone]

HE WOULDNT BE THO

IF THEY JUST FUCKING TACKLED HIM

THATS THE DUMB PART

[shadow spruce]

And risk breaking open the case?

[sterile stone]

IT COULDA BEEN PREVENTED

[ivory marlin]

Don’t they tackle him after he takes it?

[sterile stone]

none of the vials were opened

[shadow spruce]

Literally the case drops to the ground and opens up

[shadow spruce]

No

[sterile stone]

It was in a whole ass closed and sealed brief case

[shadow spruce]

He takes it after he was ahot

Shot

By the rookie

Who shoots Birkin because he PULLS A GUN

[frosty herald]

When they reach Birkin's lab, the doctor is shot at from behind a closed door, HUNK and another Alpha leave with the samples. Heading up the elevator to meet up with GOBLIN 6, they soon find that Birkin has survived the attack and injected himself with the virus.

So basically these dumbasses didnt check if birkin was actualy dead

[shadow spruce]

In the res 2(?) remake u see the body cam footage in a vhs tape

[sterile stone]

There’s so many things that coulda prevented the entire shit show it’s wild

[ivory marlin]

Every single member of the squad had armor enough to stop a small caliber pistol

[shadow spruce]

The rookie was nervous

You could hear him almost hyperventilate the whole time

[sterile stone]

Something else that should be noted

[shadow spruce]

Birkin draws, training kicks in, rookie shoots him

[sterile stone]

Capcom kept revising this

If you watch a video essay on hunk

The event is told differently like 4 times

[ivory marlin]

I hope we get an orc esc game that follows wolf squad

According to re9 theyve been up to some shenanigans id love to hear about

[sterile stone]

I got a name you forgot about

[frosty herald]

The only real constant is that birkin mutates and spreads the virus by breaking the vials

[sterile stone]

Probably never thought of

Wesker’s son

[shadow spruce]

Which u see on the vhs in res 2

Remake

[ivory marlin]

Which wesker

[shadow spruce]

I think it’s 2

The one as Leon

[ivory marlin]

Alex or albert?

[shadow spruce]

Fucker from 6

[frosty herald]

Jake mulner

[sterile stone]

Alex

[ivory marlin]

She had a kid?

[sterile stone]

Wrong one

Yam is right

Jake is his name

I’ve heard fans hated him so much capcom axed him from the series

[frosty herald]

Hes probably doing his own thing laying low

[ivory marlin]

I didn’t finish 6

I didn’t even get to the trex

I lowkey might finish it

[shadow spruce]

The story for Birkin seems to go that the rookie shoots Birkin and then Birkin takes the virus to stop him from dying and then kills everyone but hunk, breaking the vials and releasing it into the rats

[frosty herald]

Or chris stays in contact with him since hes inherited wesker's T virus strain

[median steeple]

https://youtube.com/shorts/fJpbnX71kfQ?si=MKIGwoSl8DKok_r5

[shadow spruce]

If you take res 2 as the CANON canon

[ivory marlin]

Probably keep tabs on him

[sterile stone]

Jake doesn’t have ouroboros does he?

[frosty herald]

Nope

[ivory marlin]

Ouroboros was different

[frosty herald]

Wesker infected himself at the end of re5

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-6-jake-muller-qazira-weskers-son-jake-muller-resident-evil-six-gif-12143684705311825286

[opaque island]

okay quick question thats not really spoilery to save myself some inventory space, do i need the lvl 3 armband at all in the basement/mine area?

[sterile stone]

But Jake inherited the speed and strength of wesker did he not?

[ivory marlin]

Project wesker had 13 kids who were all infected with a specific strain of t

[frosty herald]

You forgot a door

[ivory marlin]

Only 2 survived

[frosty herald]

Absolutely

[ivory marlin]

Alex and albert

[frosty herald]

He tombstones ustanak

[ivory marlin]

Alex got uber cancer

[frosty herald]

A very very unique tyrant

[ivory marlin]

Albert got super speed

[opaque island]

im like 100% sure i got them all, atleast there were none on the map before i took emily to the symbol machine....damn

aight

[sterile stone]

I just get the weird feeling like

Letting a child of weaker who’s super human

[ivory marlin]

||level 3 opens the 2 doors where the child is kept and thats it||

[sterile stone]

Roaming around

[ivory marlin]

well

[sterile stone]

Like I get he was helpful and all

[ivory marlin]

The reason wesker was evil

[shadow spruce]

The kid is absolutely being watched by boulder puncher

[ivory marlin]

Was because he was basically brainwashed as a child to think he was the superior race

[shadow spruce]

No way in hell he’s not

[ivory marlin]

Whole point of project wesker

“Make the superior race to rule the world”

[sterile stone]

Yeah then he did the whole shimmy shimmy and hole punched Spencer

Good times

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[frosty herald]

Ok apperantly jake was last in the middle east fighting BOW

[sterile stone]

He’s doing the red field legacy proud

Punching a mountain

Or some shit

[sterile stone]

I honestly refuse to believe he’s laying low tho

Hopefully capcom gives him another shot

[frosty herald]

He couldve been hired as a DSO agent

[sterile stone]

I mean yeah

[opaque island]

ah so i didnt really miss anything, good

[ivory marlin]

You missed 5 million lore logs and a raccoon

[misty ravine]

raccoons are rare since their city got blown up

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-resident-evil-requiem-requiem-resident-evil-9-9-gif-6271233834808433669

[ivory marlin]

||i wonder if well find out who leon is married to||

Lowkey

||i kinda hope its not ada||

[sterile stone]

We need to bring back the zombie sharks

[ivory marlin]

What

Why

||i think claire is a better pick||

[sterile stone]

Cause of their history

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald got to skull first try but unlucky death

[sterile stone]

That’s all I’m saying

[heady rapids]

he's basically the same as 9* lol

[ivory marlin]

I personally

Think the lady you trauma bonded with

Is a better pick that miss lead you on constantly

[sterile stone]

She literally saves you in the remake

Are we just gonna memory hole this event

Even in re4

https://tenor.com/view/come-on-man-cmon-man-ugh-stressed-gif-17640173

[ivory marlin]

You cant really use a guy for information if hes dead argus

Also ada works with wesker like directly

I don’t think especially now leon would be with someone with ties to the collections

[sterile stone]

I’m a firm believer she can change

I refuse to lose hope

[ivory marlin]

Idk

I guess well see

[sterile stone]

I’m just saying right

[ivory marlin]

Unless capcom goes “teehee what plot hole?” And never mentions it again

[sterile stone]

I mean they’ve done it with how Chris looks

Re7 and RE8 Chris look nothing alike

Go back to that ending of re7 and look at that man

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2032468999049527408?s=20

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

A rescue kitten has gone viral for looking inflated like a balloon

Vets say Zoe's unusual appearance was caused by windpipe damage and she has now been deflated

X · Mar 13, 2026, 2:49 PM

[sterile stone]

Then go look at re8 intro Chris

[ivory marlin]

Yeah :/

Idk

Im on team clair

[sterile stone]

Imagine it’s someone completely new to the series

[hard nexus]

idk i’m on team grace

[shadow spruce]

Aww poor thing

[hard nexus]

my beautiful wife

[ivory marlin]

“Yeah so this is our new character leonas wiff”

[frosty herald]

Team ashley😌

[hard nexus]

it’d be really cool if grace got like more trained and she became like

[deft badge]

I vote Claire

Just for the "Leon fuck my sister" memes

[hard nexus]

idk more confident and deadly in her next appearance

[shadow spruce]

Real

[sterile stone]

This shit popped into my feed yesterday

[deft badge]

She defo ||became confident by the end of 9, I can see it||

[frosty herald]

why doesnt chris himself get laid if he wants that bloodline so badly

[ivory marlin]

I actually am team chris

[shadow spruce]

I’m picturing the hotel Transylvania “haha Johnathan u are banging my daughter” memes

[sterile stone]

I mean

[hard nexus]

she did, but i specifically mean it’d be really cool if she got more training and became a bit more of a force of nature

[ivory marlin]

They have that cute bromance in that one hallway scene

[sterile stone]

You want a realistic answer?

[deft badge]

Imagine the Redfield Kennedy genetics

[hard nexus]

similar to how ethan did from 7 to 8

[deft badge]

Id defo like to see her in a future game tbh

[hard nexus]

same !!!

[frosty herald]

i was about to bring that up

[ivory marlin]

Fucking beast mode children

[deft badge]

Without maybe the ending bit

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

moolddd spoorreee

[sterile stone]

Buddy round house kicking the foundation of buildings off

[frosty herald]

ethan why you so moldy

[hard nexus]

asmongold

[deft badge]

Cause of Jack

[ivory marlin]

Grace has to go save emily from victor and has to blow herself up

[hard nexus]

WRONG

[ivory marlin]

Calling it now

[hard nexus]

she lives FOREVER

because SHE IS MY WIFE

[ivory marlin]

So true

[shadow spruce]

Who’s the drg guy here

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/grace-ashcroft-grace-re9-grace-resident-evil-grace-ashcroft-kitty-grace-ashcroft-cat-gif-18230982477287068939

[ivory marlin]

Oh how was the tattoo?

[sterile stone]

Die

[hard nexus]

on the way 2 it rn

[deft badge]

9 is so good tbh

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/resident-evil-9-grace-ashcroft

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald

[deft badge]

Top 3 res games

[hard nexus]

it’ll be a couple hours

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/grace-ashcroft-re9-gif-6683669070827079807

[hard nexus]

i liked it but the story really was kinda

meh

i’m ngl

[ivory marlin]

Waow

[hard nexus]

and it was a very easy game

[opaque island]

I just got turned into minced grace

[deft badge]

Try insanity then

[opaque island]

😭

[frosty herald]

what if they made revelations 3 lmfao

[hard nexus]

i’m gonna at some point

[deft badge]

The injectors are ez mode tho I'm ngl

[hard nexus]

but this was my first RE game

[ivory marlin]

Insanity isnt too hard if you use a gun

[signal spoke]

should i?

[opaque island]

where you playing on classic or standard?

[sterile stone]

[opaque island]

were*

[frosty herald]

you should 100% play all of them

[stuck thicket]

no.

[sterile stone]

You know damn well

[deft badge]

Tbh only VoS 8 is stupidly hard

[frosty herald]

youd love re4r

[deft badge]

Village of Shadows on a fresh save is actually nuts

[frosty herald]

dont do that shit

[ivory marlin]

If you want full re lore

Play 1, 0, 2, 3, cv, 4, r, 5, r2, 6, 7, 8, 9

[opaque island]

do you WANT to have a bad time?

[hard nexus]

i thought it was gonn be harder but like

leon has nearly infinite ammo

grace can get plenty of requiem ammo she almost never needs

most of the main threats of an area (girl, chunk, etc) are super easy to avoid and not really all that scary

[ivory marlin]

In that order

[deft badge]

This is kinda normal

[ivory marlin]

If you kill chunk as grace you get a chance to avoid fatal dmg

[deft badge]

Modern Resi games are generous with ammo

[hard nexus]

yah ik

[opaque island]

maybe its just me, but the girl still scares me, things i cant kill and only avoid

all the little minibosses like chunk or the singers aint shit

[deft badge]

I already did lol

[opaque island]

cause they are killable

[sterile stone]

You’d love outlast trials

[hard nexus]

the girl is just more tedious than anything tbh

[sterile stone]

[deft badge]

Trials is really easy tbh

[frosty herald]

this is me btw

[deft badge]

Even on psychosurgery

[ivory marlin]

How a true gamer deals with chunk

[hard nexus]

oh wow she showed up! time to go back to light and wait for her to go away!

or just shoot her with requiem to stagger her for a minute so i can do whatever i need to

[opaque island]

im getting diffed by the freaking shredder conveyor in the basement right now

[ivory marlin]

The chef was genuinely harder to knife

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/chapelle-charlie-murphy-laugh-gif-5588639

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/verdugo-resident-evil-4

[frosty herald]

you can do a stab with the knife btw

if you hold aim

[opaque island]

I love magic healing juice

[sterile stone]

Whole arm shoulda been on the floor

Gotta love video game magic

[hearty nebula]

evil ass mf residents

[hard nexus]

how

shoot once in head, shove over, repeat !

[opaque island]

I keep getting got by a third one, and it takes 2-3 shots wdym

im playing on classic if that makes a difference

[misty ravine]

Gimme some of that green herb any day

[shadow spruce]

Is ainz our drg guy or is it someone else

[hard nexus]

did u get the other grace pistol

[opaque island]

yes, from the bar?

[hard nexus]

uhh

[ivory marlin]

The slashes stun faster

[hard nexus]

ohg probably the charm that i have on

[shadow spruce]

U stun faster

[ivory marlin]

You really got me with that one

Damn

[shadow spruce]

Yeah idk what I was going for

I’m just sitting in the waiting room of the eye place

[opaque island]

I deed it

[hard nexus]

yay !

[ivory marlin]

Yeah well i been doing your mom

[undone pewter]

Hello I made something bad :)

[opaque island]

what saved me was not pushing every one and just letting them stay stunned to build more distance while i dealt with another one

[shadow spruce]

Well she’s free game since the divorce so have at it and my condolences

[ivory marlin]

Wild

[shadow spruce]

Wdym

[hard nexus]

yah !

[ivory marlin]

Just a wild sentence

[shadow spruce]

Not a word of that was a lie

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/sprout-dandys-world-sprout-dandys-world-gif-15236428167153607430

[ivory marlin]

Ainz

[plush estuary]

yes?

[ivory marlin]

Hi

[long oasis]

Ainz

[sterile stone]

Ngl I was gonna say why don’t you run it with Dawn

But then I remembered

[long oasis]

is this real

[sterile stone]

Prooooooobably not the best of ideas

[ivory marlin]

Are you real?

[long oasis]

also Im boutta be on break what u playin rn @heady rapids

[long oasis]

no

[ivory marlin]

Thank god

[heady rapids]

monster hunter

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-palico-monster-hunter-rise-monster-hunter-world-mh-gif-25184238

[long oasis]

I would check inside your walls just to be sure

[ivory marlin]

I just be shoving everybody

[long oasis]

wilds?

[heady rapids]

yeah

[long oasis]

does it run better now

[ivory marlin]

Squirrel nest cant

[long oasis]

I could barely run it befor

[heady rapids]

kinda

i heard they fixed it

[long oasis]

like 70 fps at 50 res

[opaque island]

thats fine until you on a conveyor pushing you constantly towards doom and while you were shoving one another was coming up behind you, grabbing you instantly and locking into a animation while you slide into the doom grinder of doom

[sterile stone]

The fuck kinda graphics card are you using?

[long oasis]

3060ti

[sterile stone]

[long oasis]

and im not getting an upgrade in this economy

[sterile stone]

Nah nah I don’t blame you

32 gigs of ram is dead ass $300+ here

[long oasis]

unless someone wants to donate their kidneys and/or heart and/or liver and/or testicles

[sterile stone]

That shit was like $120-$150 in November

[long oasis]

my friend got so lucky he built it right before the price hike

[slender mica]

they need it

[long oasis]

snagged a 5090 64 gigs of ram

[slender mica]

more AI slop in facebook

[ivory marlin]

I genuinely did not die once in the second

Im like a re vet tho

Been in the trenches

I attempted melee only on re6 with the stamina system

[sterile stone]

I’m reminded daily why I’m beginning to dislike the older generation

[opaque island]

I wouldnt say im a VET vet, i played RE4-6 back in the day, and 7-8, but i never did any of the crazy stupid hard modes or challenge runs or anything like that

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-eat-apple-ai-slop-gif-14538147178939080747

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/BlightSurvival/status/2032215780163571790?s=20 guys is this game even real and not using CGI

Blight: Survival (@BlightSurvival)

Thank you for helping us reach 1.5 million wishlists on Steam!
︀︀
︀︀Earlier today we shared a new update during Future Games Show's Spring Showcase, featuring new in-engine footage and a few words from the team. Check it out!

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FxTwitter · Mar 12, 2026, 10:02 PM

[opaque island]

if its real its gonna be goated

[ivory marlin]

I melee only cuz im weird and possibly gay

Not even usually a challenge

I think the only time its a challenge is re8

[sterile stone]

Behavior

Ohhh my stomach bubbling

[ivory marlin]

Dw dw

Itll be good

If its not good

[sterile stone]

That name always gives me a stomach ache

[signal spoke]

they the ones publishing

[ivory marlin]

Ill die

[sterile stone]

Game has been in development for ages it feels

[ivory marlin]

Originally it was a team of like 4

Behavior was like

“Hey heres money”

[sterile stone]

I mean atleast tencent isn’t involved

Right

https://tenor.com/view/libradoink-gif-25433551

Hopefully one of you mouth breathers gets in the play tests

Atleast we’ll get a decent review

Maybe

[ivory marlin]

I keep trying to

And then they never send me anything

They go “yeah well send you a code to test it”

And then i never get it

[sterile stone]

Buddy being jebaited

[hearty nebula]

they seem to have playtesting, even if it's just in small numbers

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shot-pumpkin-revolver-44magnum-gif-9991224

die

[opaque island]

how long do you guys think until they release the next ultrakill layer?

[heady rapids]

2-3 years

unironically

[ivory marlin]

Chat anyone have the vod of the darktide stuff?

[ivory marlin]

Hakita will be on his deathbed and the fraud secret level wont exist yet

[hearty nebula]

the whar

[ivory marlin]

Like the reveal stuff that happened

I lowkey missed it

[heady rapids]

i gotcha

[hearty nebula]

i thought it was just a trailer

[heady rapids]

wait

[ivory marlin]

Was it?

Idk

[hearty nebula]

and if the trailer isn't out yet, it probably got delayed

[ivory marlin]

I still missed it

[heady rapids]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1884610/DarkTide/

Steam

DarkTide

How to PlayEach adventure in this game will start from a camp, with the camp as the starting point. Each time you start the adventure, you can choose three of your more than ten controllable characters, equipped with their equipment and Skills, explore around the camp, eliminate the threats in those places and ensure the safety of the camp. After…

Release Date

Coming soon

trailer on the steam page

np

[ivory marlin]

I literally fucking used this bit yesterday

[heady rapids]

id remember probs if u were a bit more

uh

memorable

[ivory marlin]

Kys!

[sterile stone]

Russians and their ability to find the most odd ball ass games

[ivory marlin]

I LITERALLY SENT IT FIRST

[sterile stone]

I dunno doc

[ivory marlin]

Stealing my bit and using it against me

Crazy work

[sterile stone]

You’re gonna have to pull the receipts

Can’t just go on “trust me bro”

[ivory marlin]

argus

[visual stream]

Yeah blade definitely sent it first

[hard nexus]

nah

unless there’s like

[ivory marlin]

I hate you all

[misty nova]

https://youtu.be/NVycgbZfotE?si=wUkgu6ciY0BLYcdo

[hard nexus]

a secret 2 more levels

it’ll probably be a year

[ivory marlin]

Willow pick a side

[visual stream]

Real talk how are you enjoying Ivy post changes

[ivory marlin]

Haven’t played

[visual stream]

Oh okay good

[hard nexus]

whuh

in what

[visual stream]

Don't

[ivory marlin]

Been dead lowkey

[visual stream]

She fucking sucks now

[heady rapids]

ivy is great now

[ivory marlin]

Do you support me or bladewolf

[heady rapids]

they buffed support and gun

[hard nexus]

in what discussion

[visual stream]

The devs are hard shilling the "be a support and lick your carry's asshole all match"

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/BattleBitGame/status/2032502581528760403?s=20

BattleBit Remastered (@BattleBitGame)

Operation Overhaul will feature revamped movement including: faster vaulting that places you on top of objects, recoil penalty when drop-shotting, prone turn radius limits, and a fix for player snapping or sliding from mouse wiggling.

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FxTwitter · Mar 13, 2026, 5:02 PM

the fuck

[visual stream]

Gun is down in every conceivable way my slime

[ivory marlin]

Who sent “dark tide” first

[hard nexus]

where

when

what?

[ivory marlin]

Scroll up

[heady rapids]

nah

p[layed yesterday

wanna see the scoreboard

[visual stream]

If you mean the most recent patch where she went from 0.06 per boon to 0.8, that is still down from her original before any of these patches, which was 0.12

[hard nexus]

no

[visual stream]

Base gun damage down making laning phase suck even more

[visual stream]

Flat DPS increases on 1 and 3 removed in favor of spirit scaling

[stuck thicket]

relic blade has visited me once again

[visual stream]

Meaning those abilities get less damage on gun Ivy I believe

[sterile stone]

People still play this?

[tranquil bone]

not really

[heady rapids]

ill show u leggy

[signal spoke]

no

[visual stream]

A Victor building around sharpshooter can dominate a scoreboard if the enemy is stupid enough

[stuck thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-company-hong-lu-sanglu-keit-gif-14852900376203068361

[tranquil bone]

I think battlebit is going for a big overhaul as a last ditch to get people back

[heady rapids]

nah

[visual stream]

But I will peep the scoreboard

[heady rapids]

u wrong for this

[stuck thicket]

i got

like 9 or 10 more havocs to run

[signal spoke]

too late

[stuck thicket]

eugh

[visual stream]

THIS SAYS NOTHING UPON THY SKILL

[sterile stone]

Color me not surprised

[visual stream]

Just about the character

[tranquil bone]

Probably, but who knows

[stuck thicket]

this isnt a falloff this is a drop from orbit

[signal spoke]

people moved on and dont wanna waste money on a scam

and yes battlebit is a scam

[sterile stone]

I feel like a rant is about to crop up

[signal spoke]

devs run away with all money earned and remembered they actually developed a game

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-watching-weekend-vibe-gif-5457118

[stuck thicket]

is it?

last i heard it was

le wholesome indie project!!

[visual stream]

Would've been two if I didn't stay my tongue

[signal spoke]

it was gonna be the next battlefield lmao

and look how it is

[stuck thicket]

LMA

yeah gang no

[signal spoke]

game abandoned for over 2-3 years

[stuck thicket]

speaking of battlefield

[tranquil bone]

(it was never going to be the next battlefield)

[signal spoke]

and suddenly return for no reason

[stuck thicket]

is bf6 even good

[sterile stone]

They’re shooting themselves in the foot atm

[tranquil bone]

But they did have a chance for a healthy community

[signal spoke]

sadly no

BF6 is it not in any good state

[stuck thicket]

sadge

honestly i had hopes for it

[signal spoke]

and i got my money stole

[sterile stone]

It was promising at launch

[signal spoke]

Dice really dropped the ball hard on BF6

With the main cores of battlefield

[sterile stone]

Fucking people over will do that to ya

[signal spoke]

and despite the huge financial success, they still got laid off

So that is far less people and time to work on and most likely moving to another BF project because EA wants the franchise be annual releases now

[sterile stone]

They saw people getting fed up with the slop water dogshit that was black ops 7

And are trying to capitalize on it

[signal spoke]

the entire marketing was also a lie

[sterile stone]

When NOBODY fucking asked them to

[signal spoke]

of being return to the roots of battlefield

[sterile stone]

It was less of that

And more of

“Hey guys we won’t add some bright pink latex clad rapper as a skin, we’ll have REAL hardcore soldier skins”

[signal spoke]

it has been so massively simplified for modern audience

[signal spoke]

"real hardcore"

https://tenor.com/view/john-roblox-laugh-burst-out-laughing-lol-laughing-gif-1680957198344187785

[sterile stone]

The weird perk system is also a odd choice

That was literally their whole marketing gimmick

One of their trailers was like a bunch of famous actors and athletes

[heady rapids]

it all went downhill from bf1

[sterile stone]

Acting like action movie hero’s

Then getting blown up and just some regular looking soldiers moved in

Whole thing was a jab at CoD

[signal spoke]

our playable soldiers are not even close to look like them

absolute water

[sterile stone]

You’re missing one

Where the bright blue blueberry

[signal spoke]

it has been remaded

[sterile stone]

Word?