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save me chocolate chip waffle,,,
save me,,
I mentally register you as polish btw cause ik a guy with a very similar user
holy 2016
I was gonna go when i was in missouri for a bit but none of my friends wanted to go
sorry bucko im american
i think you should kill ur friends
Maybe
we'll see
I couldn't find choppriel art to express how I feel when I walk into that blasted gas station
I hate this guy
idk that gif was fucking everywhere somewhere around 2016-2018
thats a random gif I found from typing American
I'm going back tonight to ask her something about applying because i got nothing else to do
idk who it even is
Hey, it's the guy that everyone in instagram hates
no i know i just hate him
i want benjammins dead i fucking hate him
SKIN
he is in like every gif ever
SKIN HIUIM
i hate him
TRUE
He's a guy who plagiarizes popular gifs and then spams them so they replace the original ones in the search bar
i see
signalis
mechwarrior mercenaries
My youtube feed is rotted
womp
@solar gorge lmfaooooooo
Do you guys ever get embarassed of being part of a fandom, because it seems the only thing that people do in your fandom is complain and belittle each other?
that costs money
you could
play with leaves outside
your house?
or your local fauna
one more hour until I go for a walk
I hate walking in the daylight
stupid chud neighbours
me 2
sun is so hot
florida sucks in the spring and summer
i miss winter
I mean, the choices of good games among free-to-play is pretty limited
woah
I just hate being watched by people
i have a bunch of games already
i just dont know
which to play
tastes like chicken
theres a few resturants that sell fried gator
i dont remmeber which ones thogh
its nothing to write home about
risk of rain 2
no
crocdile is yummy
no
no dont be silly mrrow
have u ever eaten an emu
or whatever else austrialian creatures there are
no but I've eaten an emu egg
big egg
and I used to eat kangaroo meat pretty often
what does kangaroo taste like
australians are a parodyof themselves
like lean venison
was it boiled and similar to a normal egg just XL
ultrakill time
fried, and it was kinda rich and creamy compared to a chicken egg
the whites be thick af too
thats how the emus get so embiggened
what about balatro
card games are my kryptonite
did my friend rack these right @delicate shadow
no
or wait the opposite of kryptonite
no
kill them
idk i dont like them
meanwhile in Canada I've eaten Bison, Elk, Venison and I've also had Pemmican
emo emu
and canadian salmon slaps
I didn't even like gwent when I played Witcher 3...
as an alaskan im gonna stop you there
I'm not stopping for a seppo
ive had cow and chiken
alaskan salmon is so much better than any other salmon
and also hamburgers
alaskan salmon and halibut is literally the same as all other north atlantic salmon and halibut
the fish do not care about your made up borders
yeah well its better bc alaska
not all the time
unless it's soul food or cajun
Alaska is american thats a -2 on the ranking scale but a +2 in the burger Hitler matrix
slander
id kill for some deep fried halibut
id kill
real
ok anton
chat I tried to type sorry to a friend a min ago and it genuinely came out "sowwy"
am I coooked
not beating the furry allegations dawg
who is allegating
thats a stereotype and not reflective of furries
also you can be a furry and unemployed
like me
this is one of the earliest signs of grey brain
did u mean gey brain
thats furry spelling right there chief
okay but why do furries get to claim uWu speak
the symptoms are worsening and could soon become contagious
because they can
its just as claimable for eboys
nuh uh
nuh uh
Ryana fire up the mech its mechin time
elementals are nicknamed toads
neat
see my uWu speak came from messaging emo and scene girls on myspace when I was a teen
I didnt even know a furry
I got a mod that nerfs them slightly
this is SLANDER
sure buddy
they were all furries
they went from er medium lasers to small lasers
since thats canonically what they have
they are annoying enemies
you see if i turn off my ecm they work fine
mine would shoot missiles not going for me
but not at missiles going to me
but it did when i turned them to counter so
they always do the 1st part but idk about the 2nd part
you should get a mod called adjustable battle values
without it clan missions are the absolute worst
they dont use turrets or vehicles so all those spawns are taken up by light mechs and elementals
i dont need to worry abt it cause i finished the story
so most of their missions are just a laggy amount of weak mechs and flying toads
I LOVE ELEMENTALS THEY ARE SO FUN AND INTERACTIVE !!!!
are you not going to play career mode at all
risk of rain 2
at least they encourage machine guns and such
i did career for like 60 hours
machine guns suck against them for me because yaml makes them do 50% less to armor
since they're incredibly strong against structure
oh well
I have to focus them for a second or so with 4 clan mgs
don't use YAML 
I quite like the set hardpoints and such for battlemechs
makes them different from omnimechs of the clans
im fine with the hard point limiting without the hardpoint size limiting
it makes much goofier mechs possible and if I ever start mwo it'll be easier since YAML is based on that system
yog when are we gonna coop
god dammit
zel chat mechwarrior lance when
yep
AND I DONT GET TOI PLAY AS ONE
fuck off I don't want it send it back
I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING DOGS
idk don't expect me to plan it im used to being hyper isolated
MF it attacked the rejects
Me when I don't read then get dissapointed
why would fatshark give us a new ogryn class
They're also chaos hounds in the picture!!!!!!
now
I SAW WHAT I WANTED TO
ogryn player for sure
its ok I hate it too
not bad for my first legendary
well when are u available to do coop
the fuck does this mean
most days after 8 or anytime I am awake and not dying in bed on thursdays, sundays, and mondays
i would never betray my israeli overlords...
glory to 🇮🇱
inshallah
america must be a good pay piggy and send them a gajillion more missiles
if israel didnt exist the US would invent an israel to protect her interests - joe biden
(that was before he was president)
i mean it's true but it's also sad that we didn't have to
i said i was earlier
oh
to counter your arguement of you cant be a furry and unemployed
absolutely brother
mort did you download yet another weapon
it's got a couple weapons that don't enter the timeline until like 3062
i think i only have yaml and yaec
yes i only have yaml and yaec
let me go snag that
pay piggy
stealing that
I most definitely invented the term
maybe dont
indubitably.
I thought for a second that was an anime pillow he hwas holding
I haven't used anything from it I don't think even though some of it looks cool
the later timeline stuff is what i want but I've seen mech mortars and artillery cannons
i read that as mort ar/8
dissolute that ego, let your id lead. egocentrism will lead to your ultimate downfall and suffering
sure bud
what kind
Goblin probably has some combat stimulants
i fired him like 30 years ago
the only pilots I've fired have had their contracts personally retracted by the grim reaper
I might as well keep all these guys on payroll and help them retire or whatever
got tired of paying him
"mech went critical, i could hear the pilot screaming from here"
"his mechs down. i think i saw him soil himself on the way out"
listen hes a psychopath but unfortunately hes incredibly effective
was goblin the guy that had the kickass mech variant
kobold?
this mech can tank so much the torso only got damaged because I accidentally overused the supercharger
wermp
phoenix mechs kinda blow
but could probably do the same thing I did
I played with a modset that gave your pilots experience for every mission they ran in a mech
stealth build
I ran that kobold on full time rotation with every pilot I hired
oh they got better with it?
they gain familiarity with mechs they use more and can develop quirks or something
yep that's it
I should probably install it since I haven't been using the academies at all
BEHOLD! THE FUTURE!
Car Download: https://www.overtake.gg/downloads/t-180-platform.75150/ (v0.11.0 used)
Track Download: https://www.overtake.gg/downloads/t-180-test-track.77159/ (v0.7.1 used)
Assetto T-180 Garage Discord: https://discord.gg/X2mDJfhKAA
Very much a case of taking advantage of the new update but hey, a Test Track record is a Tes...
I paired it with another mod that would force your pilots into R&R downtime if they were injured in a mission
mine just never got injured
man why did I ever stop playing MW5 mercenaries
that's a pretty close to 100% entertainment game
i wish the ui was more immersive tbh
no
where the campaign pauses as soon as you stop playing together
take ur time
nah, I'll take some coke instead
THENILLBEFIRINGONALLCYLINDERSANDCANASKQUESTIONSTHATWOULDMAKEGODHIMSELFTAKEPAUSE
sure buddy
"I have heard dark tidyings" - Judge Zealot
Apologies for less memery during the latter half, I blew my ears out making those Arbites shorts, so I decided to spend less time editing. Hope you enjoy nonetheless!
anyways have this
the normal mw5 co op is super limited
imagine a mw mmo of some kind
host uses a save and the other person cant even view the map or make changes to mechs or anything I don't think
like uh
co op unlocked makes it a lot better
like a mechwarrior elite dangerous
lets the other player suggest locations on the map and buy mechs/make mechlab changes
there's at least mech warrior online which seems pretty fun if I'd get into it
i heard thats more warthunder
i never fell for that game
Came across this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfhepK5kjLg) the other day, and while I was impressed at how clean and well-driven the lap was, this man was driving the car as a normal car and not as a T-180 (using the booster to corner more effectively). This is a proof of concept at what can be accomplished (a 3:38 has been driven, alb...
anyways heres the speedracer car going on the nurburgring
only this time for our govt
he does
overhauls friendly and enemy AI
ttrulez ai 3
ye
it got updated recently?
It's campaign missions and stuff
one of them did
YAML is like, existential
It probably still works in clan missions in contract
it does
it was just the story missions of keresnky that broke for me
they're more aggressive and act like clanners instead of just the standard AI
Mort i'm giving you yog points for using the correct gif from a good movie in a fitting context
ill be real i hit the end of SoK and was like "alright cool so now to wait for the next dlc"
Yet another mechlab?
or existential
existential
prolly right
yeah YAML doesn't make me question the nature of my own existence or anyone else's existence or what existence is
it just makes me want to put big engines on small things
I was thinking of it in the sense of an existential non-starter
so it turns out
my dream of a future with 4 gas mine strategems
is a false hope
the game just takes all my strategems and leaves me with absolutely nothing
hopefully they make the new flamethrower cool
I ride alone...
hit mullet with bullet
crosshair on bosshair
use your ability to heighten his fragility
I thought this was knife only
"knife only until im forced to use my gun" is what he said
It counts cuz im stabbing them
Is not a knife tho
It's in the spirit of a knife
With some gun when i have to
i see
apparently there's also a double armor stacking bug
where you can put a second armor in your head slot
and get two armor passives
jokes on you I JUST WOKE UP
WHOS THE LOSER NOW, DAD
he forgot brain eating amoeba
@plush estuary are you free
ah have fun
Iykyk
how absolutely hyped are you
They going to be loving the bonesaw again
Bonesaw buff?
Nerf

In 2028
:(
Knowing FS they are going to buff the already strong weapons and leave the worst ones in the dust
wow guys the shop genuinely looks the exact same from when i last played
Until the class gets a rework
minus the krieg sets ig
Guess you can say slop shop
Thinking of it we might still get the rotation this Thursday
As the update will come near the end of the month
am i playing vet or scum
Very likely at 24 or 27th march
You are bonesaw lover, scum
true
actually liked one of the masks in the shop
I hope this isn't too NSFW
ima check if it looks good
i wouldnt risk it
No need to post irl photos of yourself
Or you gonna get the freaks here
Damn
holyshit licht youre hot
yay or nay?
WILD
Not me
Absolute banger
gone for 9 minutes and la basketball picture
better or worse than the bandana
Wait we got a locht face reveal?
Usually I prefer showing my face entirely on my characters
Damn
Not me
But I like both pics
did you just feel like sharing pretty basketball lady
Brother literally self promoting OF content here
smh
oh it's a cosplay
welp
lets see what all the hubub about the event is
Chat my only teammate is a book zealot with lacerate knife
I might kms
what if i was a book zealot with a lacerate knife
Id still love you but pray for you to change
I use relic blade and the run fast into death ability
this is a campaign mission so probably not technically a strike against ttrulez ai 3 but I need to try and watch if this happens in contracts
This fucking sucks
I use the same ability
But i use thammer
i eat poptart
What kind poptart
smores from freezer
I haven’t had a poptart in years
I think I had one last year
you should request a refund
nah
i was just hoping for mind off gameplay
that was very much not that
ill play it later
i carried for a bit
warframe weekly
i hope it comes back
everyone got nabbed before they fell down and i had to deal with 50000000000 bomber and reapers
it was very annoying
i was on half a wound with the other purple
got a res
i died
he died pretty quickly
nothing i have installed is brain off
might go to bed
bumner posting ai slop
can we kill you?
even more reason to get it now
No absolutely not
many what?
fast
2
holy shit
sure am glad these aren't 30 minute missions
I love 30min games lmao
Is this that dwarf mining game?
@vivid pike holy dhit its u
it took some finagling but re9 acquired
It's very good
mandalore has finally relinquished control of the body
is it like a griffith moonlight boy scenario
no because both are evil incarnate
he just did a sunken city review that was cool
Oh my God I didn't even notice this was by Sseth
This is like the 4th game I've played before Sseth has covered it
My taste is ascended

Wait a minute he did do a review FOREVER ago
I think
I swear he did
I'm going insane
for the first game
it's a bad day to have eyes
oh my god did someone call the wardens over that hahahahah
what? no
no lmao
it's always a bad day to have eyes
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2030110682717295035 have something better for your eyes
what about international frog day
There are some pretty cursed frogs
suriname toads are still accepted beasts of nature
There are frogs out there that are half butt
some people are whole ass
Ive had people say that before 🤔
i wonder how early that thought goes
there was probably some misanthropic neandethrals
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re9
LEON!!!!!
real
omfg i did not thought of that
furry lash breast jumpscare
wtf is that
whatever go go 9 second Combo
So true (I don't know who the hell theses character are)
viscus and rem should be in their own category called "Doesn't even know what a vote is"
ogryn packmaster feeding his beloved dogs
Im starting to get carts a bit more consistently on doorman
I get it’s flashy, but I get a surprising amount of compliments at dooring people to spawn
From my team anyways
Though sometimes I get a “well played”
@deft badge https://x.com/i/status/2031507381624922402
why do ppl leave when I join auric
no
Bathing is an arbitrary concept
I lowkey shot a barrel next to a chorus zealot
I was already shredding through everything
Bathing is an arbites concept
heresy
i have something similar happen to me
my personal answer is that i did something to piss them off/threw the game with them and dont remember it
I actually had to alr
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difference between hsword and dclaw besides parry and slower attack speed?
Oh shit
Mel players
Stagger
i cant believe that graves from deadlock is a real person
what blessings should I put on it
Headtaker Deathblow
just got headtaker
ye
def good
ok
so
they need to buff carapace damage on a lot of melee weapons
primarily ds and hsword
and nerf krak grenades
Stagger or on Scum, easy headshot access to a lone rager or summat, usually resulting in insta-kill
Is better on Scummer than it is on Zealot
Coz it can actually kill Crushers an what not due to Rampage rending and Hyperviolence
Aye, RPG, yeah fair enough, but Kraks are a bit of an odd one
I think rpg needs a nerf too
man I love curry and rice 
Probably, it was fine to give it an extra charge, but the radius too was kinda excessive
what a good breakfast
Certainly can't go wrong with curry for breakfast, what sort?
Revert back before bound by duty
having one crusher deleted is convenient the next 5 or 10 times gets boring
Kraks should absolutely not get a nerf what

more carapace damage on melee weapons
or at the very least make it do less damange against crushers idk
True buff every melee to 1 shot every enemy

No more illusion of free choice
But yeah idk why you'd nerf kraks
Game just needs less cara clown patrols
D:
Thats kinda the long an short of it yeah, player power needs to come back a bit an then endless armour can take a backseat
im evil and bored
hell nah
Or an Ogryn nerf
why the D:
Specifically ranged weapon nerf
Except Rumbler
It would appear we have very different opinions of curry 😄
Real, jfc 
S&B Curry Powder (commonly in a red tin) is a popular Japanese spice blend, featuring a well-balanced, mild, and aromatic mix of turmeric, coriander, cumin, fenugreek, and other spices. It is essential for making authentic Japanese-style curry, stir-fries, marinades, or adding flavor to mayonnaise and soups.
you and literally all the japanese too
apparently
Not one for non-indian curry, what can I say 🤷♂️ 
Ohyeah definitely
the nade spam is what made me think so
but the cara spam is also a huge issue
'nade spam is just the symptom of the disease
Less Carapace = less folks running Kraks or RPG
And results in greater weapon variance

I would really rather keep it 😏
Do you think true Helbore gamers need sights to aim?
C'mon they've been running poor sights all the time
for?
What do you think?
Buttfucking Crushers ofc, get your mind out the gutter 
Fatshark seem to be slowly doing so
When was the last time Ogryn got a new weapon? The single Stubber?
Our boy is being ignored
Owlcat crpg is right around the corner
And it has an Ogryn companion
Fatshark will Collab with it
And make Ogryn cosmetics
Time to make it rain
Everyone loves the ganger
Memes if Fatshark collabs with Owlcat Dark Heresy
We're just the best
Anything less than a crusher or bulwark
Memes if Fatshark doesn't
Are deleted
Yes that's heavy sword
Yeah that's Hsword

Casually killing 15 Ragers per swing like they were Groaners 
Im hitting you
That always has been Hsword
Jokes on you, Scum has Rampage avaliable 
Tfw you learn you can spam lights super fast after doing the special attack

Its so
Fucked
Anything is more powerful than dclaw 💀
Chain axe
It's more powerful than most things tbh, about the only equals on Scum are Tac/Comb axes or Shivs
Actually deals flak damage
Be quiet
Chain axe >>> dclaw
Be quiet
Literally anything is better than dclaw
I dunno about that chief
Bans you
Chainaxe feels horrendous to play
Your dclaw dies when a single dreg Bruiser shows up
Peak
Feels more like a fuckin club than a chain weapon
Ah yes parry
Just kill the target dawg
Ye, Dclaw is kinda goated just because parry, an you know, its only a bruiser, cut his face off 
Just satisfying to use over all
No flak damage
💀
Damage isn't everything..
They don't have flak heads my dude
Brother, Scum cares not 
My biggest complaint about the parry is that by the time my enemy decides to attack me my vet shoots it through the head.
Other than that it's a fun way to play.
I don't feel squishy at all as scum
Theres this awesome thing called running ahead your team
Yeah there's also this
Have a good team and you're never parrying
💀
Anything is better than dclaw
And Dclaw got buffed a dclawllion times
Fs was kind enough to increase spawns when you run ahead everyone
So its more fun
:)
Except for flak damage buff, which would fix dclaw
A single dreg Bruiser spawns and it's over for dclaw
You mean the armored no helmet guys?
I will say, D'Claw is actually best on Psyker, but people will hate me for it 
No those are scab bruisers
I'm saying dreg bruisers
Do you know your bruisers?
#knowyourbruisers
They're still fodder enemies lule
They're fucking naked
Yes and they kill dclaw
No they dont
Isn't that saying much?
If your build can't kill a dreg bruiser with D'Claw I'm gunna have to devolve to calling "skill issue" 
Yes they do
You got no flak damage and no body damage because it's a dclaw
💀
Your heavy strikedown loses more than 50% of the damage against flak
Emphasis on HEAVY STRIKEDOWN
No body damage
They die in one hit
Fckit, im gunna put the washing on an then play D'Claw for a bit
I've carried with bash only
That doesn't mean bash is good bruv

Anyways
#buffGunlugger
Ignore the fact that it was on ogryn

Oh and if you ever going to try
Change your special attack bind to m1
You're welcome
Oh yeah it's not listed there but it also reduces the mass of enemies by 75%
So you get about 400% cleave as well

4’11
thats not even a short king
thats like
A midget
a short nobleman at best
LITERALLY ME
this still happens when its well written
except instead of 110920 theres like
10
Clearly that's a henchman-generating SCP
It's defo Amazon tbh
All logistics sucks tho ime
People like having Things and they need them Faster.
this is why I cant take most of SCP writing seriously when it involves MTF
Yeah
SCP was cool when I was like, 13 and containment breach was a very popular game
Still crazy how the fetish scp is both real and still hasn’t be rewritten
I didn't know MTF resulted in thousands of people getting killed but now I understand why so many people are against it 
For context, 682
Siege if it was good
Funny how it still remains the only scp game ever made
No no 5K is still early access
I thought they made a bunch of them
Unless you're joking