zealot-class

[void bison]

I put one on my disco laser hunchback

[sterile stone]

normal

I might do a skill build for realism

[void bison]

the thing that gives it so much armor is the armor hardened, it doubles armor but adds a fuckton of weight

at high heat it'll 1-3 shot mechs, usually crippling them in the first shot by taking off at least 1 arm and making one or multiple torso slots red

[shadow spruce]

i see i see

[sterile stone]

Since Div 2 does more over the body armor

[gray ice]

Skills are juiced rn too because of event

[sterile stone]

Woulda liked the legendary engies armor

[sterile stone]

Oh word?

[void bison]

I need to test it more to see if its truly able to kill god, I wont stop until my metal machinations sunder the heavens

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v1-thumbs-up-thumbsup-funny-gif-9560067552549211441

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/v1-ultrakill-ballin-meme-gif-27605211

[gray ice]

Izz niceeee

[deft badge]

Are mad cat mk IIs in MW5

Are HAGs in MW5

[carmine lance]

i know mad cats are in the shadow of kerensky dlc

dire wolves too

[deft badge]

Is or IIs?

[carmine lance]

not sure, doesn't specify

it goes off letter variants

[sterile stone]

If you saw how much armor I sacrificed

To get tier 6 skills

You'd cry

[void bison]

no it does specify at times

there is an Atlas II SLDF and a Marauder II

[deft badge]

The II is an assault variant of the I

I think it's just the I

[void bison]

the marauder I is a 75 ton and the marauder II is a 90/100 but I can't remember what I saw for the mad cat

I need to start aiming for legs more so I can salvage undamaged engines from the torso

[spare talon]

Tab into the darktide server and I see the game i just picked up front and center

[deft badge]

Like division

Good game tbh

Might be the only looter shooter I truly enjoy

[spare talon]

I decided to actually like
Go into endgame

Last I played, warlords was new and I didnt have the money for that

[frosty herald]

countdown grinding for blue sets and exotics?

[gray ice]

Welcome to the hivemind

[deft badge]

I really liked 1, picked up 2 cause my friends did

[gray ice]

We have hoodies and jogging pants

[frosty herald]

countdown is such a good mode to get an easy blue full set going on

[spare talon]

So my initial play of div 2 was just the campaign cuz at the time, endgame was behind WonY

[slender mica]

zealot chat :>

[spare talon]

But now I did a new character and replayed the campaign and have now done some endgame stuff, generally got a basic bitch build

Just a general striker set

Except I suck cheeks at the game so instead of coyotes mask or overdogs gloves, I use exodus gloves for survivability

[frosty herald]

you should try getting a memento backpack and big alejandro if you havent already

[misty ravine]

Need mods for either of those

[spare talon]

I have both

[sterile stone]

Look at him

[frosty herald]

hmmm

survivability

you could go full patriot or foundry bulwark?

[sterile stone]

Epic prawn slowly venturing outside of destiny and darktide

[spare talon]

You realize ive played lots of games before right

[deft badge]

Thanks

[gray ice]

Recommending patriot in a serious setting

[sterile stone]

I know but I need my narrative to work

So shhh

Also

[gray ice]

Planted operative

[sterile stone]

What even got you into div 2?

[deft badge]

One of my favorites mechs is the Madcat II mk III

Fucked up monstrosity

[sterile stone]

Aye you said system corruption for skill builds right?

The fuck does that even do

[gray ice]

Nope literally never said that

I said you'd like refactor

[spare talon]

Thats a whole lot different than the striker set

[sterile stone]

The fuck is even that

[spare talon]

Which is what im using

[sterile stone]

Pause

[spare talon]

And want the survivability for

[frosty herald]

Striker is just glas cannon

[sterile stone]

You did the level skip?

[spare talon]

No

[void bison]

my current favorite is probably the Atlas II but the invincible melee mech of invisible destruction shows me that I can get goofier with YAML

I also have a little stealth raven that I like

[deft badge]

Invincible till someone shoots you in the eye anyway

Love these things

[spare talon]

The problem is more youre so glass that you never get the chance to cannon
Peeking out of cover results in you losing all of your armor and half your health

How are you supposed to build striker stacks when you get nuked when youre shooting

[sterile stone]

@gray ice Why not rigger?

[void bison]

it'll take a few eye shots

[void bison]

and every shot has 80% chance to miss

or something around there

[deft badge]

Is this BT or MW?

[void bison]

since I have chameleon, null signature, and countermeasures

[void bison]

mw5

[deft badge]

Chance to miss?

[sterile stone]

Oh shit well nvm

[void bison]

YAML adds some stealth items that give evasion

from lore/tabletop

[deft badge]

Neat, I'm used to MWO

Where it's just

[deft badge]

People can aim or they can't

[deft badge]

Skyrim giant

[sterile stone]

I'm guessing I can't sub out technician can I?

[void bison]

#zealot-class message this is how it is so strong

[sterile stone]

atm I'm using regular drone and armor pop

[gray ice]

You can kinda? Gotta get the free skill tier somewhere else if you're not using tech

[spare talon]

Exodus gloves are just so stupid because I just have them on and every 45s I can just live through something that would kill me, get half my armor, and can move to a better spot if I need to

[sterile stone]

Brother doing his damnest to make a zealot build in every game

someone has to stop him

[gray ice]

Yea they're quite a nice safety net

[spare talon]

No its just a safety net on an all damage build

[deft badge]

Remind me to read this in like 15 minutes

I really need a shower

And to eat

[gray ice]

I use em in a heartbreaker bluescreen build

[glossy nimbus]

its an above average sized cylinder

[spare talon]

I was using them just cuz they were the first 40 exotic I got

[gray ice]

Stop this

[spare talon]

Then last night I got coyotes mask from my first conflict (OK dude)

[sterile stone]

Have you tried the new backpack

[spare talon]

Popped that on
Proceeded to get molested in countdown

[sterile stone]

Also

What's the fastest way to level man

This shit feels more and more like a slog the closer I get to 30

[spare talon]

I don't know what the newest backpack is

[sterile stone]

Harrier

[frosty herald]

lady death is funny

[spare talon]

I did side quests till I hit 30

[spare talon]

No i havent but I got it yesterday

[misty nova]

[glossy nimbus]

Actual statistic

[sterile stone]

Word

[spare talon]

Also Argus you just missed the 5x exp event that opens up when you hit lvl 40

[sterile stone]

I'm trying to find out where the fuck everyone is maaan

[spare talon]

I hit lvl 40 a few days ago

My shd level is now 171

[delicate shadow]

just run around the mourningstar dude, it ain't hard

[sterile stone]

Why am I not surprised I pick the game up after an important event that would benefit me

[sterile stone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1392348183438557306/freeze-2.gif

[frosty herald]

tardigrade weapon system is also a really good exotic as a safety net

[spare talon]

It only takes effect one you hit 40

[frosty herald]

80% bonus armor when your armor breaks

maybe ridgeway's pride

[void bison]

does division 2 have suppressed pistols

[delicate shadow]

oh you're talking about a looter shooter, just go to the Tower, man

[signal spoke]

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[frosty herald]

synergizes with bleed builds

[frosty herald]

yah

[spare talon]

Exodus gloves do half of that but also make them stop shooting at you for a few seconds

Also they dont take up the chest slot

[void bison]

im still so early on my only ability is seeker balls

[frosty herald]

i heard that centurion scabbard is cracked with big alejandro

[void bison]

i killed the coyote lady

then my game crashed and I played more mechwarrior

[hexed igloo]

Seeker balls is just the best one imo

I use seeker balls, riot shield, lmg and shotty

Specifically riot shield that let's me use my shotty with it up

[spare talon]

The revive hive is basically a second life on a 2:30m cooldown

[hexed igloo]

Riot shield let's me not go down to begin with kek

[spare talon]

It stops helping when the enemy spams grenades from multiple directions

[gray ice]

80% of people are still using reviver hive

[hexed igloo]

I never use shit like that cos I'm like man if I go down it just wasn't meant to be

[gray ice]

I strayed away because having one basically dead skill feels like a waste of slot

[spare talon]

Im also not using any skill tiers so lots of the stuff would be doodoofart

[frosty herald]

everyone uses reviver hive

[gray ice]

Fun fact shield scales with blue cores as well as skill tiers

[spare talon]

So things that dont need them to be functional and good are ideal for that kinda thing

[violet hornet]

welcome back, club penguin

[frosty herald]

extremely useful to self rez in any situation

[gray ice]

Get rid of the crutches and be better

[hexed igloo]

If you're taking a reviver of any form you're basically admitting defeat like "yeah i need this for when I go down"

[frosty herald]

noe

[void bison]

ill probably burn out before endgame I just need like 20 hrs of fun from division 2 and maybe 10 hours of self hate

[hexed igloo]

It's like putting the elevator down in darksouls on your boss run its basically admitting you're gonna need it again

[gray ice]

I literally smoke a doob and go clear legendary summit floors no one has an excuse

[gray ice]

The self hate hours are frontloaded just an fyi

[spare talon]

I tried this when I took off exodus gloves on my striker build and the result was me being obliterated in 2s when an enemy threw a grenade and I needed to change cover

[sterile stone]

Ayo who the fuck are these goobers

They aren't hyenas or outcasts

[gray ice]

Exodus gloves aren't really a crutch imo, you trade an exotic slot for an escape smoke

[gray ice]

Scavs

[void bison]

division 2 has exotic slots?

are they the same as destiny

[gray ice]

Yes

[void bison]

1 weapon 1 armor

[gray ice]

And basically

Yes

[spare talon]

Theyre unfactioned scavengers

[void bison]

where do I farm the pulse rifle with a black hole inside it

[spare talon]

I got a machine gun the other day thats basically 1 to 1 Tommy's matchbook

[void bison]

new York is gonna pay

[gray ice]

Solo iron horse monitor off

[sterile stone]

I saw theur chunky boy going toe to toe with 2 lmg survivors

Got folded with the quickness

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/daredevil-echolocation-daredevil-born-again-radar-sense-ddba-gif-14018258103076670453

[spare talon]

Theres an exotic that fires on click and release, so 2 shots per burst
Hitting both on the same person adds a stack, at 7 stacks the next shot does a big explosion dealing 5x the damage of the gun

[deft badge]

Dlc mech type beat

[visual stream]

ray nworl

[sterile stone]

Ravenous?

[void bison]

ive got a gun like that that was in my stash for some reason, the fire mode i mean

[spare talon]

I forgot its name

[spare talon]

Did you get the ultimate edition

[void bison]

I think it was called ruthless or something it must be a reward from something I never claimed because im just starting

[spare talon]

Yeah its that one

[void bison]

yeah

[spare talon]

Thats an exotic

[void bison]

is there ways to level it up with you?

[spare talon]

Not that I know of

[gray ice]

Ruthless

[frosty herald]

You can recalibrate exotics i believe

[spare talon]

Im still learning a lot of how overall weapon gear progression works in the endgame, likelihood is that you just find it again at lvl 40

[void bison]

its from the dlc that added melee weapons and stuff, but the stealth and insane armor buff is from YAML

[spare talon]

I dont think you can

[gray ice]

Not with you but you can make it max level

[gray ice]

You can reroll exotics

[void bison]

ill probably have cooler stuff by then anyways

[spare talon]

Like the perks via some sort of currency?

[void bison]

dont love the duplex fire

[gray ice]

Changes the stat rolls and the minor roll on the crafting bench

Costs an exotic component plus mats

[spare talon]

So its not actually recalibration

It's just Hadrons slot machine

[gray ice]

No thats why I said reroll

[spare talon]

@frosty herald do better

[gray ice]

You cant manually recalibrate them

[frosty herald]

btw you also get a giant xp boost during the anniversary

[sterile stone]

Buddy doin the shit you do

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-waw-call-of-duty-world-at-war-cod-world-at-war-call-of-duty-waw-gif-12924659322008428516

[spare talon]

Which ended last night

[frosty herald]

are you for real?

[spare talon]

Yes

[gray ice]

Yes

[frosty herald]

fuck

[gray ice]

Look at the event calendar my mane

[spare talon]

Holy kill myself

[frosty herald]

atleast i got some shd levels out of it

up to 70+

[gray ice]

The vendor to the right of the crafting bench sells you recalibration bps for exotics once you get them for the first time

[spare talon]

I got 171 in like 2.5 days

[spare talon]

Yeah im just talking about the cost

Thats one reroll

[shadow spruce]

so whats the deal with realism mode

[spare talon]

Limited time mode with unique balancing, less ui elements, etc, of the warlords campaign
Cosmetic rewards

[deft badge]

Can you go into realism mode later?

I didn't want to level boost and skip literally everything

[shadow spruce]

wait realism is only for warlords?

[sterile stone]

Aye does no one use the regular pulse

Like at all?

[spare talon]

Last I checked

[shadow spruce]

then whats the point

[spare talon]

Goes away early april

[deft badge]

Fuck

[spare talon]

When you launch till then, it'll prompt between normal and realism

[shadow spruce]

well i guess ill just uninstall div 2 again

[deft badge]

I'm not worried about it then

[spare talon]

Its just cosmetic stuff anyway

[deft badge]

I prefer minimal hud stuff

[shadow spruce]

i dont have warlords so i dont have a reason to play

[spare talon]

Iirc you dont need it

To do realism

Thats what I heard

[deft badge]

Yeah I saw that

It had a level boost tho

And if I do that I'll immediately lose interest

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-steam-maintenance-tuesday-funny-gif-5125368307851606673

[frosty herald]

isnt the realism cosmetic stuff just 2 weapon skins?

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1407434324629782528/yoshi-problem-new.gif

[frosty herald]

also recently found out that the star wars pod racing game is one of the first games to be post empire

[shadow spruce]

neat

[solar gorge]

we back in business baby

[gray ice]

My fault i just used the crafting bench as an example here's the actual reconfig cost

[gray ice]

You can get exotics from warlords and Brooklyn via retaliation

[shadow spruce]

oh fr?

[gray ice]

Yeh

[shadow spruce]

hey steam i need u to download another 100gb again

yeah no its the same ones that i just deleted

[gray ice]

PC gonna choke him in his sleep

[shadow spruce]

its an ssd itll be fine

[sterile stone]

Aye

Any of this good?

[gray ice]

Shroud

Newer exotic came with retaliation update

[spare talon]

Thats not as bad
But I dont see myself ever actually playing enough to consider that

[gray ice]

Also retaliation is endgame and you will get shit rocked at first

So understand this

[shadow spruce]

nothing new in that regard

https://youtu.be/Frn-l4KTNHc

thats assetto corsa btw

[frosty herald]

thats with the kill squads right?

[drifting wolf]

yes

[frosty herald]

didnt find them that challenging

even on challenging diff

[delicate shadow]

same, I honestly feel like I'm not even playing the game most of the time

[shadow spruce]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-meme-wave-emoji

[delicate shadow]

sup

[gray ice]

Yeh

[gray ice]

Now do it on heroic

[ivory marlin]

Hi cole

[gray ice]

It's not hard so much as you can randomly be caught off guard and one shot with greater frequency than normal

[frosty herald]

maybe

[drifting wolf]

heroic retaliation can be frustrating but kill squads are manageable, unless you happen to have a sniper run out of bounds and your loadout doesn't perform well at a longer range.

[shadow spruce]

do u have to make a new character for realism or no

[gray ice]

I believe so as its separate

[shadow spruce]

[deft badge]

But it's getting removed soon?

[drifting wolf]

sometimes though the game just decides to spawn a pack of like 6 shield hyenas while you're trying to reclaim a control point, so that's fun

[shadow spruce]

how much u wanna bet itll be dlc

[gray ice]

Soon is relative I dunno when, I just know its limited-time as of now

[acoustic dune]

ey chat

[deft badge]

I see

[acoustic dune]

ey tong

how was work

[deft badge]

Dude I'm tired and sun burnt lol

[shadow spruce]

yknow what game i wanna try

driveclub

sadly its dead

[deft badge]

Fine tho

[acoustic dune]

the car game?

[deft badge]

I am alive

[shadow spruce]

yeah

[deft badge]

And I didn't have to work 12 fuckin hours

[shadow spruce]

evolution

[deft badge]

And I'm off tomorrow

[acoustic dune]

we can play togheter pookums

[deft badge]

So I'm gonna take a fat nap and probably beat re9 tn

[shadow spruce]

driveclub servers are down

[acoustic dune]

fuck u meaan its down

[shadow spruce]

brother theyve been down for like 3 years

[spare talon]

End of service
They shut them down

[acoustic dune]

oh nvm

i thought you were talking about the long drive

[shadow spruce]

i cant fuckin wait for crew multiplayer to work again

theyre working on it

[acoustic dune]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1017180/The_Long_Drive/

Steam

The Long Drive

This is a road trip game in an almost infinite random generated desert. The focus is on freedom, driving, exploration and immersion. It has minimal car maintenance and survival elements.Infinite Desert, Freedom and Driving:
There are no invisible walls or unable to jump over small fences, or blinking red "wrong direction" signs on the hud. The…

Price

$15.99

Recommendations

47475

playing this with multiple people is so fun

and all we do is beat each other up

[shadow spruce]

its good for like a solid 15 minutes of fun

[ivory marlin]

Evil cat who bites me sometimes

[shadow spruce]

hes never evil

[ivory marlin]

Hes always evil

Its in his bones

[deft badge]

Kitler

[shadow spruce]

nuh uh

never evil

[spare talon]

I got brought back to the steam home page after looking at this and I am now aware that the nonary games is on sale for 3 dollars

Go buy it

Now

[shadow spruce]

nonary games?

[acoustic dune]

nonaary?

[opaque island]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Vrhzqwr10

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-mr-boss-smiling-friends-mr-boss-smiling-friends-alan-gif-18160162125023876979

[acoustic dune]

@spare talon coal hat does ur bum mean by this

[shadow spruce]

coal hat

[frosty herald]

Slop channel

[opaque island]

I've heard of dis game

[acoustic dune]

o god what happne

[spare talon]

Words

In English please

[shadow spruce]

its about VideoGamer

not res 9

[spare talon]

Cuz its dope

[acoustic dune]

tf you mean by nonary

[opaque island]

that doesnt mean what they are talking about isnt true

[shadow spruce]

videogamer got bought out and then replaced with gen AIs

[spare talon]

Nonary is in relation to 9 the way binary is in relation to 2

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mom-mama-mother-lick-gif-13059778370190649168

i fucking hate live

[shadow spruce]

it didnt get caught for a while cause its videogamer

yknow, well known popular long standing website

[sterile stone]

2 fucken resource convoys pull up the the control point

Brother it was Vietnam out here

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-please-do-not-the-cat-gif-11013093716903899251

that poor kitty was just trying to sleep

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/flat4k-srg-iracing-petit-le-mans-flashbacks-gif-16042339632938152084

[spare talon]

The nonary games is a bundle of 2 remastered ds/3ds games of the zero escape series, the first and second game to be exact
Both games are visual novel/escape room mystery games with very good stories, twists, and have branching paths in their stories based on choices you make (which is a pro for these games, due to how uniquely executed they are)

[acoustic dune]

thats good and all

can we have a long

[shadow spruce]

a long?

[spare talon]

What

[acoustic dune]

link

[spare talon]

Oh the first game, 999, was also one of the only M rated games on the DS

[acoustic dune]

ah

[spare talon]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/477740/Zero_Escape_The_Nonary_Games/

Steam

Zero Escape: The Nonary Games

Kidnapped and taken to an unfamiliar location, nine people find themselves forced to participate in a diabolical Nonary Game by an enigmatic mastermind called Zero. Why were they there? Why were they chosen to put their lives on the line as part of a dangerous life and death game? Who can be trusted? Tensions rise as the situation becomes more and…

Price

$2.99

Recommendations

6500

Metacritic

86

[acoustic dune]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yeah-speed-ishowspeed-D63HGAzG15LQrjBPRE

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/weirdcat-funnycat-psychich-assault-gif-66649479801514757

[void bison]

video games

[acoustic dune]

ey yog

[spare talon]

If you play 999 you will never forget what a digital root is for the rest of your life

[gray ice]

Im about to do a cp to do another retaliation, wanna see one with my legendary build kek

[shadow spruce]

a what

[gray ice]

Actually I think I was using it last time I streamed nvrmind lol

[spare talon]

A what

[void bison]

did you see my mech !!!!!

[gray ice]

Control point but I see your point

[void bison]

#zealot-class message

[acoustic dune]

no

what is it

[sterile stone]

Bro was about to get hit with the Dr.Diddyspect

But go for it champ

[void bison]

the message link above and this

[acoustic dune]

JESUS CHRIST

[gray ice]

Dont let me go out like that I have so much to live for

If you gimme a bit I'll even think of some reasons probably

[shadow spruce]

money

women

food

drugs

[gray ice]

Counterpoint I have the following:

None
None
Little
Help

[sterile stone]

Word

[shadow spruce]

but u can get

[void bison]

forfeit all possessions to frog

[ivory marlin]

Chat my order from cool shirtz hasnt even been shipped yet

WHAT THE FLIP

[spare talon]

Good

Freak you bozo

[void bison]

its fun to see a locust running away and then the 90ton mech catches up to it and obliterates

[solar gorge]

what is a coolf shirtf

[ivory marlin]

I spent 100$ on shirts

[acoustic dune]

YEAH

GL

[ivory marlin]

I want my shirts from coolshirtz.com

[solar gorge]

is tha real

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

Its the only brand of clothes i actually care about

[solar gorge]

wallahramdoullilah

[ivory marlin]

I really want the crafting table pants but im not about to spend 130$ on pants

[gray ice]

Streams up

[ivory marlin]

Wuh

[solar gorge]

like it kinda looks like the crafting table or it's just is straight up ?

[sterile stone]

momento backpack

I see you

[carmine falcon]

wotdafrick

[frosty herald]

Theres a few peeps that still use the ninja backpack

[ivory marlin]

Its part of their Minecraft colab

[solar gorge]

alr it doesn't look corny like i pictured it in my head

[ivory marlin]

The warden jackets also pretty swag but i already have enough jackets

Can’t screenshot well

Id fuck with the wither pants but i dont like denim

[gray ice]

Fashion and function what's not to love

[solar gorge]

nah

[ivory marlin]

I just don’t like denim

[shadow spruce]

wermp

[ivory marlin]

god i wish you gave valuables imput to conversations sometimes

[ivory marlin]

lowkey you should look at their stuff

[sterile stone]

Ayo

[ivory marlin]

idk if its up your alley but i really like em

[sterile stone]

I'ma go put these cookies in the oven real quick

[solar gorge]

ill check it out

[sterile stone]

Brb

[solar gorge]

but istg if they only ship NA, i'll flog u

[ivory marlin]

i got 2 shirts some socks and a keycap

[ivory marlin]

they are based out of australia so i doubt that

my scottish friend got some of their clothes recently

[solar gorge]

arl, sometimesz the fee gets ridiculous

[ivory marlin]

same with my Norwegian friend he buys from them regularly

[solar gorge]

i remembr buying clothee from something british and they gave me a +50 euros fee just for shipping

[shadow spruce]

clothee

[ivory marlin]

wuh

[solar gorge]

and britland isn't that far away

[ivory marlin]

let me find the shirts i got

they are silly

[shadow spruce]

silly like some shit a bottom would wear?

[gray ice]

Okeh

[ivory marlin]

istg if i click on this "ignored message" and its mort saying smth dumb ima block him fr

who woulda guessed

[shadow spruce]

im cooked

[glossy nimbus]

you guys should be kinder to eachother

[shadow spruce]

im always kind to him

[acoustic dune]

noz

[ivory marlin]

sometimes im ok with mort

he can be alot other times

im not actually gonna block him

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[ivory marlin]

whys my pc dying

[shadow spruce]

elaborate

[ivory marlin]

oh d2 update

[shadow spruce]

yeah thatll do it

[ivory marlin]

i thought i limited download speed!!!

[shadow spruce]

are u sure you did

[ivory marlin]

KILLING YOU

[shadow spruce]

and did u limit it at 5mb/s below ur max speed

okay so

set it to 20

[ivory marlin]

its done

pc no longer dead

[ivory marlin]

spits at you

[shadow spruce]

man im just tryna help

[ivory marlin]

yeah well

mimimimi

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-squarepants-angry-ripping-gif-25651719

[gray ice]

I got a bounty for a group of outcasts that keep setting people on fire

[shadow spruce]

hmmmm

sounds familiar

[ivory marlin]

im adding the descriptions too cuz its funny

[sterile stone]

I’m ngl they didn’t seem wroth the effort

The bounty system I mean

[gray ice]

It was for the insta agitation

For this retaliation

[void bison]

peak mort was when he got addicted to mw5 for a week

[violet hornet]

ngl celine has decent drip

[void bison]

I member the days...

[ivory marlin]

hi yog

ily

[shadow spruce]

okay now hold on a minute there bud

i still am

[ivory marlin]

yog what are your thoughts on the shirts im getting?

[void bison]

the fire inside you is dying

[shadow spruce]

it may be but not everyone needs an inferno

[void bison]

[void bison]

maybe from where you're from but here in the inner sphere a raging inferno is req 1

spheroid trash...

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-gif-6639449054247309135

[shadow spruce]

so far it seems to be letting me into the wony campaign on realism

[gray ice]

Yea its not dlc lockef

[carmine lance]

got my first hate message <3

[glossy nimbus]

why do they allow that amount of chat

like

[carmine lance]

she's mad I ulted her to steal sinners lmao

[glossy nimbus]

well its not the same as a chat message box..

so ig not as bad

[shadow spruce]

the wony campaign isnt?

or realism

[gray ice]

Realism

[shadow spruce]

wow the accuracy is abysmal

[ivory marlin]

@frosty herald who needs cringe door tech when we stay winning

[glossy nimbus]

holyshit darktide gameplay

[ivory marlin]

im running lacerate knife

[violet hornet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1377682448040722432/bloodknife.gif

[south prism]

the CEO is here 😨

[shadow spruce]

im gonna be so real i pogged when i saw the cleaners

[gray ice]

Resetting cuz my frames are fukt

If you're still watching about to see if I can solo legendary DUA

[shadow spruce]

why is the pistol accuracy so bad

[gray ice]

r e a l i s t i c

I dunno aim better or sumn

[shadow spruce]

realistic my ass

didnt realize the division hired ppl with parkinsons

[delicate shadow]

handgun shooting is the hardest kind of shooting

[shadow spruce]

im talkin you shoot a 9mm and the second shot is like 2 feet high right

[delicate shadow]

skissue

[shadow spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368288312682479639/1467427393458147492/twitter_2017675220211875857.gif

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/olympia-turkey2024-bye-bye-gif-4124800267506801270

[spare talon]

Why did the entirety of zealot chat decide to play division 2 all at the same time

[acoustic dune]

british ma n daa

[obsidian prairie]

3 dollar

[shadow spruce]

groupthink

[acoustic dune]

type argument

[delicate shadow]

might be something to do with the fact it's 3 bucks

[ivory marlin]

Its not letting me screenshot but heres the inventory

[acoustic dune]

its how much?

[spare talon]

It does that all the time though

[delicate shadow]

THREE BUCKS

[ivory marlin]

@deft badge you fuck with it?

[spare talon]

I first played it in 2020 for three bucks

[ivory marlin]

All my scrap gets turned into the instant killers

[delicate shadow]

2020 was 15 years ago

[spare talon]

It's also been that price for over a week now
Why on this exact day did everyone start

[delicate shadow]

idk probably because it's 3 bucks and tuesday

[ivory marlin]

could you imagine

[sterile stone]

I just got back home

[obsidian prairie]

This has been going since the weekend

[ivory marlin]

i was 14 in 2020

[acoustic dune]

fuck u babbling

[sterile stone]

And as soon as I sat down my pc entered rest mode

[acoustic dune]

its 2020 years ago

[delicate shadow]

jesus christ I'm old

[ivory marlin]

i turn 20 in may dude

[delicate shadow]

I'm 30 in august

[ivory marlin]

damn

[acoustic dune]

jelly is young?

[sterile stone]

Dust

[ivory marlin]

yeah?

[spare talon]

Maybe i've just not been paying attention
Because I was going balls to the wall finishing the campaign and starting end game

[acoustic dune]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reddit-username-load-vSkXRfZ9mjNQY

o fuck

[delicate shadow]

YOU'RE JOINING ME IN THE CRYPT M8

[acoustic dune]

mpreg

now

cause i hate you

[sterile stone]

Genetics

[acoustic dune]

ill draw you mpreg rn

[spare talon]

I do tend to completely disconnect from Discord when i'm diving hard into a game

[sterile stone]

I’ll be 30 looking 18 still

[spare talon]

You'll probably be able to tell if you don't see me here for multiple days

[delicate shadow]

bro gonna get carded in his 40s

[frosty herald]

Ngl i just think your doing playtesting stuff when you dont talk for days

[sterile stone]

I could fuck around and just get another face waxing

But do I really hate myself enough to do that again

[spare talon]

I still get asked if a parent is gonna come pick me up after an appointment I go to

[delicate shadow]

holy shit lmao

[ivory marlin]

wild

[delicate shadow]

I could never dude, I love my fuckin' musketeer aesthetic

swashbuckler ass

[sterile stone]

Brother is modern day Hey-seus

[delicate shadow]

big shout out to my history teacher pointing at me like "jesus would've looked more like him"

wasn't awkward at all

[sterile stone]

@gray ice What happened to restarting the stream

Locusts upon your crops

[ivory marlin]

i look older than i am

[sterile stone]

Shoulda looked him dead in the eyes and went

Habibi

[gray ice]

Hold your horses homonculus

Got up to do sumn

And grandma video called me

[sterile stone]

Tell grandma when the next cook out

I'm trying to get some ribs

Maybe a pork chop

[gray ice]

Streams back up

[obsidian prairie]

Oh yeah cause people are here who know is there a better weapon for base Palantes than a Zoh Shia weapon or do I just have to lock in

[sterile stone]

Any thunder based weapon for palantes

That's the element it's weak to

I dunno about Zoh

[spare talon]

Me and my brother were in mexico recently, all of the shopkeeps kept calling him jesus
One of them tried to get us to come in and buy tequila, my brother said "i'm more of a wine guy"
I also told him he missed out on responding to someone calling him jesus with "in the bread"

[sterile stone]

My home girl went to Mexico a few years ago

She told me some dude pulled her into an alley and went

"HEY WANNA BUY SOME DRUGS"

[obsidian prairie]

I looked through its log page and it says Dragon is a reasonable alternative

[sterile stone]

Weirdest part of it being she was with her family at the time

So I dunno what dude thought was gonna happen

[obsidian prairie]

I'm just wondering if the difference is enough to go make a lagi sword or smth

[ivory marlin]

i yawned and apparently that offended concrete as he instantly stopped purring and hopped off my arm

[sterile stone]

Dragon is the meta atm

So I can't fault you for using it

I used it against it

[obsidian prairie]

I'm just running out of a guide

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/terminator-salvation-firing-robot-shoot-gif-17183030

@gray ice

[obsidian prairie]

I do not know enough about mh to make a endgame viable build

[sterile stone]

Boy got lit up like a roman candle

[gray ice]

It's so fuckin funny bro

The amount of explosives in the beginning is like iraq

[sterile stone]

You need to grind your gems aswell I'd say

Crit stuff goes crazy

[obsidian prairie]

All I'm missing is a Mastery gem

Everything else is there

[sterile stone]

I saw you running for cover and instantly heard

BEEP BEEP BEEP

And then a series of explosions

[shadow spruce]

goated

[gray ice]

I also forgot I had directives on like a dumbass

[sterile stone]

What AR is that you're using?

Ah nvm

It's a mpx

[gray ice]

Smg

Backfire

[heady rapids]

Lagi

His front/back legs have different hitzones for slash/blunt/pierce so it's useful to check where you need to stand

[frosty herald]

Dragon is only an effective hitzone if your targeting the head

The legs are weak to thunder

[gray ice]

Big man was scared

[obsidian prairie]

Where's slash best

[heady rapids]

Back legs

[obsidian prairie]

Thanks

[heady rapids]

https://mhwilds.kiranico.com/data/monsters/omega-planetes

usually u just get a spear bot

it gets enmity

esp now fabius is perma available

and then you fuck off while it's doing its job

[obsidian prairie]

I'm just sos flaring and dealing with randoms

[gray ice]

My shield not deploying costing the run. Dastardly

[ivory marlin]

Ok bloaters are actually piss easy knife only

Whoever at capcom went “yeah make em stun in 3 swings” you’re beautiful

[void bison]

I would make them take 6 billion swings

[glossy nimbus]

what the fuck 😭

[sterile stone]

Aye you the only one in the group who has div 2?

[gray ice]

P much

Welp thats all the tries for tonight, prolly complete it tomorrow

[sterile stone]

Word word

If only you had a pc mane

[gray ice]

Then you could help me in 20 more levels

[hard nexus]

didnt even type anything

wtf

[gray ice]

I wanna complete that build im using but the game is being stingy af with the last two pieces

[slender mica]

slay the spire 2 tho!!

[sterile stone]

I know that feeling

but ey

When you getting on ww2 again

[gray ice]

Wwz? This weekend probs

[hard nexus]

dogshit,,,,

[slender mica]

D:

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gun-gif-8510554628372069925

take it back

TAKE IT BACK

[hard nexus]

dogshit,,,,,,

[slender mica]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1020422214320930898/1021198961706536980/caption.gif

[hard nexus]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HC9BupjbQAA5C68.gif

[slender mica]

what is the second anime

[hard nexus]

i do not know

i dont know either

[slender mica]

the first is blue lock

wait the second might be jjk

pretty sure thats gojo lmao

[hard nexus]

could be

idk

i only just finished s1 of jjk

[plush estuary]

https://klipy.com/gifs/silly-cat-sillly

[hard nexus]

meow !

[slender mica]

mrrow?

yup

[hard nexus]

holy spoiler

[plush estuary]

nice spoiler

[slender mica]

that

is in season 1

you already saw it

[hard nexus]

no its not lmfao

[slender mica]

yes

thats season 1 episode 7

[ivory marlin]

Hi meow!

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7938150689684025197

[hard nexus]

nuh uh

[hard nexus]

hewo

[slender mica]

yuh huh

https://tenor.com/view/hollyweencandy-cat-cat-drink-milk-cat-eating-cat-drinking-gif-16978701194275077898

[ivory marlin]

How you liking re9?

[hard nexus]

i finished it

its prettyh good

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/rusty-cage-gif-21257212

[ivory marlin]

Real

[hard nexus]

short though

[median steeple]

How I'm feeling gang

[hard nexus]

and easy

[median steeple]

#true!

[hard nexus]

why

[ivory marlin]

Im doing my melee only rn

Well

[ivory marlin]

Melee until im forced to shoot a gun

[hard nexus]

its because u arent toysing with me

[hard nexus]

motorcycllleee

[ivory marlin]

||And sniper, and bulldozer and the girl||

[hard nexus]

the challenges for re9 dont seem that hard

tbh

[hard nexus]

yah

[ivory marlin]

Fun times

Piss easy so far

[hard nexus]

i may do them all later

may not

idk,,

[ivory marlin]

Once i unlock infinite durability for hatchet ill do it on insanity

[slender mica]

leon is a thirst trap

.>

[median steeple]

Noh!

[hard nexus]

yes

[median steeple]

I can't feel my hand

[hard nexus]

oh

[median steeple]

MS is kicking my ass

[hard nexus]

uhmmm

have u tried

uh

[hard nexus]

that sucks though

[median steeple]

almost said something freakeyyy then I realized

wrong girl

[hard nexus]

what.

say it

or dm it

[hard nexus]

yeah sry im not one of ur hoes

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/falin-gif-16759280676555197630

quite lesbian !

[hard nexus]

leon kennedy is an exception

and also like a select few other men

[median steeple]

welcome to peak

that is

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-breaking-bad-meme-pride-gif-27313060

[hard nexus]

idk what my orientation is but its funnier 2 say lesbian in most situations so

[median steeple]

tbf there are levels to this woke stuff

[ivory marlin]

I feel the same way sister

[median steeple]

you can be Bi but have a preference for women

[ivory marlin]

Men suck!!!!

[hard nexus]

yes but its funnier to say im lesbian

[ivory marlin]

Real

[slender mica]

I mean if its leon kennedy

I think any man would...

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-s-kennedy-leon-resident-evil-resident-evil-re9-resident-evil-9-gif-5321045641147385231

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-leon-kennedy-fortnite-fortnite-resident-evil-4-gif-17255832290404764259

[median steeple]

I'm not even into this body type

and GYAD DAMN

[ivory marlin]

I say im gay for the bit mostly

[hard nexus]

same lmfao

[hard nexus]

they took notes from iron lung and gave him a harness

[ivory marlin]

Im into any and all as long as you don’t SUCK

[median steeple]

boob window

[ivory marlin]

Yummers

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-iron-lung-iron-lung-movie-gif-7477275988705409191

lmfao

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-iron-lung-iron-lung-trailer-mark-markiplier-punch-gif-14537434502003756815

[slender mica]

theres no good pirate for iron lung yet...

;.;

[hard nexus]

my only real criteria is not be ugly

[slender mica]

I wanted to see it with my dad and I asked him to come like 3 weekends in a row

[median steeple]

the spunk pool

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[median steeple]

this happens in the balls of every guy but our memories are wiped when we're born

#realandtrue

[hard nexus]

hm,,,

[ivory marlin]

Wild but fair

[hard nexus]

grok is this true

[ivory marlin]

The customer is always right in the terms of taste or whatever

[hard nexus]

how is that wild

[median steeple]

I'm so fucking CHOPPED

[hard nexus]

im sorry but i cannot be with someone ugly

[ivory marlin]

Real

[median steeple]

oh I forgot that Willow has seen what I look like

[hard nexus]

you literally wear an eyepatch thats like the opposite of chopped

[slender mica]

what if they can carry havoc 40 tho

[hard nexus]

like eyepatch for real reasons

[ivory marlin]

I think its just slightly taboo to admit you wouldn’t date someone you find ugly

[median steeple]

thanks twin

[ivory marlin]

Cuz like

[slender mica]

are you a pirate

[ivory marlin]

Body positivity and all that

[median steeple]

no I have optic neuritis

[hard nexus]

no i ate one of his eyes

same thing

[ivory marlin]

Wuh

[hard nexus]

that makes no difference

[hard nexus]

i have standards

[ivory marlin]

How can you be chopped and wear an eyepatch

[hard nexus]

i have had no standards for too long

[ivory marlin]

No yeah thats totally fair

[slender mica]

I think any woman ive ever had a conversation about standards with would readily agree to this

dont think its taboo lol

[hard nexus]

beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all though

[ivory marlin]

Mine are currently
Like me
Be nice to me (optional)

[hard nexus]

be nice to me (every now and again)

[ivory marlin]

Yuh

[hard nexus]

oh i think u have too

maybe,,?

[median steeple]

yea

[hard nexus]

idk i dont remmeber if u saw my story post

[median steeple]

you like nice

[hard nexus]

ok yah u did

[ivory marlin]

Idk i lowkey haven’t gone out of my way to pursue anyone atm

Been out of the game for like

Uhhhhhh

[hard nexus]

ive been out for like 4 years

[ivory marlin]

Since i turned 18

[median steeple]

I need to shave before I take another picture of myself

[hard nexus]

shave tuah

[ivory marlin]

2 years ago

[median steeple]

I came out as Bi to my mom like

[slender mica]

is okay

[median steeple]

summer of 2020

[ivory marlin]

There was one girl

[hard nexus]

my last ex was back innnnnnnnnnn

they were in i think 2021?

maybe 2022?

[ivory marlin]

She was way pretty and really liked hollowknight

[median steeple]

Lonely! (I am too....)

I'M GONNA KMS !!!!

[hard nexus]

since then i only ever persued one girl and she led me on so she can rot

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/rusty-cage-gif-21257212

[slender mica]

damn you guys havent got any game in a while

[plush estuary]

would you love a worm

[hard nexus]

shes also a piece of shit for a variety of other reasons though

[ivory marlin]

Right before our first date i told her i was moving in a few months

[slender mica]

(i havent since 2019 tho)

[hard nexus]

yes and i would put it in a little terrarium with sticks and leaves

[tranquil bone]

This place might actually be majority bi lmao.

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/snail-carrot-eating-muscles-gif-23130740

[slender mica]

are we talking a human that transforms into a worm and maintains their human mind

or they morph into a worm

[ivory marlin]

She was like “hm idk if i can do long distance” (real af)

[slender mica]

fully

[hard nexus]

no ainz means a worm

like

[plush estuary]

whatever you want

[hard nexus]

normal worm

[tranquil bone]

It's crazy the consistency

[ivory marlin]

And then the move plans fell through anyways

[slender mica]

naaaaahhhh im feeding that worm to a fish

[ivory marlin]

So i fumbled and didnt move

[hard nexus]

that sucks

[median steeple]

a good portion of the 40k community is queer (it's a fucking nerd hobby so it's gonna attract those people) it's just the loud parts are the crazies

[hard nexus]

its half and half

[median steeple]

"good portion"

READ

[hard nexus]

fuck you

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/snail-carrot-eating-muscles-gif-23130740

[hard nexus]

stinky

[ivory marlin]

Yeah, after that i was like “lowkey im done for the time being”

[median steeple]

I do not stink

[slender mica]

prove it

post smell

[hard nexus]

should i go visit my friend at his MTG tourney

[median steeple]

I smell like lavender and sadness

[hard nexus]

in a couple weeks

[void bison]

I have 10 minutes left of work

🐸

[median steeple]

TALVI OWNS MARATHON???

[ivory marlin]

Dude… im having one in a couple weeks

[hard nexus]

i smell like golden rule from phlur because that perfume smells so good on me

[ivory marlin]

Are we friends?

[hard nexus]

is ur name ibrahim

[median steeple]

I bought new pine body wash

[ivory marlin]

No

[hard nexus]

yah cica and talvi have been playing marathon a lot together

[ivory marlin]

Also by a few weeks i mean may 23rd

[median steeple]

they bought it today...

[hard nexus]

oh

nvm

[median steeple]

chud

[hard nexus]

i might be stupid

LMFAO

[hard nexus]

sigh we could play marathon,, some time,,,

but

,,

u hate m e,,,

sigh,,,

kicks rocks

[median steeple]

we shoulds yes but not today I feel like shit

[tranquil bone]

It's cool to see ngl. Internet has always had that whole like "haha jk jk unless??" Style homoeroticism but I feel like there has been a bit of a shift with people just straight out going "yeah I like dudes whatever"

[median steeple]

also I just realized hwo fucking sad my nightly routine is LMFAO

[hard nexus]

i think its just you being in different internet spaces

[ivory marlin]

Wuh

[hard nexus]

that style of jk unless is still very prevelant

[tranquil bone]

Fair

[hard nexus]

hows that

[median steeple]

I got to the gas station every night to get an ice tea or gatoraid so much that the girl greets me like im a friend 😭

Liek I got nothing else to do and I look like death

[hard nexus]

he almost made regionals last tourney but got screwed because he made an error in his deck submission

[ivory marlin]

Recently ive been going to bed at 7pm

[median steeple]

like an actual corpse the bags under my eyes are so bad now

[devout vault]

Is it gud?

[ivory marlin]

DAMN

Yuh

[hard nexus]

he got 9th, and needed 8th to proceed

[ivory marlin]

I love marathon

GOTY

!!!!!!

[hard nexus]

he got DQd from his first match, so 0-1

loses second

so 0-2

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-meme-marathon-marathon-game-gif-6529274852531264792

[hard nexus]

then goes 3-2

and gets placed 9th

[median steeple]

UESC SHELL SOOON

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[ivory marlin]

Thats like actually so unfortunate

[devout vault]

Unsure if troll

[hard nexus]

thats awesome actually

[tranquil bone]

I've seen quite a bit of appreciation for marathon from people who gave it a fair chance

[ivory marlin]

Its good but i think goty is re9

[hard nexus]

fun, easy, most players are really bad

simple inventory management

very much a bungie game though

[ivory marlin]

Meow you wanna hear my bday plans?

[hard nexus]

sure

[ivory marlin]

They are so swag

[devout vault]

Hmm.. Art style fits the tunes i wanna listen to whilst playing, maybe i consider it

[sterile stone]

[ivory marlin]

Me and 7 of my friends are gonna play double headed giants draft of the set battlebond from 2018

[sterile stone]

What

[ivory marlin]

Then go to a place called “dees family diner”

[hard nexus]

i have no idea what any of this means

[ivory marlin]

Real place

[hard nexus]

i dont play table top card games

[ivory marlin]

Co-op mtg

[hard nexus]

i dont play card games at all

oh awesome

[ivory marlin]

Make 40 card deck out of packs you open

[heady rapids]

mf going to a place named deez im crying man

[ivory marlin]

Its so good

[devout vault]

Lule

[hard nexus]

you are literally illiterate

sorry i just remembered u saying wordslop

[ivory marlin]

There is 1 dees thats open till 1 am

[hard nexus]

had 2 get it out of my system

[heady rapids]

do they serve nuts

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HC7GTvMXwAEdBZA.gif

[devout vault]

Its the Darktide discord, half of us are illiterate and the other half are Ogryns

[ivory marlin]

If you want to see a tweaker fight every day go to that one

[ivory marlin]

Really funny pal

[hard nexus]

wafflehouse is also an option for those

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/mintzeymoon-mintzey-moon-vtuber-cat-girl-anime-gif-8908951125207823786

[ivory marlin]

We aint got one

[hard nexus]

wafflehouse actually sounds really good rn

[slender mica]

my hometown has 3am whataburger parking lot fights

[hard nexus]

wow you might have to kys

i would HATE not having a wafflehouse

[ivory marlin]

Yeah im planning on it