#zealot-class

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sullen forge
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Okay grandpa

sterile stone
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Now I'm 43

sullen forge
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78 year old

heady rapids
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67 year old

hexed igloo
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still wearin ribbed jeans too

frozen kernel
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3 centuries, take it or leave it

sterile stone
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I'm actuall a 288 yr old Tibetian monk

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Get fucked

sterile stone
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I'm Buddah's chosen

hexed igloo
frozen kernel
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2011 called

solar gorge
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ribbed jeans yeah

sullen forge
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Look I’m sure the longer dodge recovery won’t be that bad

solar gorge
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never dress urself up again

sullen forge
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But I’m calling it

sterile stone
hexed igloo
sullen forge
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This boss is going to filter people on release

frozen kernel
tranquil bone
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That thing is fucking stacked man

ripe quest
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Thankfully he lacks the crusher, so he won't be doing an activated PA uppercut into the local hive scum's skull.

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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I'm literally wearing joggers rn

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what...

solar gorge
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also yo exhil

plush estuary
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I'd be funny

hexed igloo
tranquil bone
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Stealth immunity, dog immunity, mobility, debuffs, constant dog summons

solar gorge
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spreadsheet goat

sullen forge
tranquil bone
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He's going to filter so hard

sullen forge
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Slower move speed and longer dodge recovery

sterile stone
hexed igloo
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your soul is in ribbed jeans bro

sterile stone
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Forever gonna smell like a divorced dad

hexed igloo
sterile stone
hexed igloo
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do you know how many perfumes have leather scent in them

solar gorge
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ok am reading the thing now

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so the cara dogs have not armour on their ass

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is that right ?

sterile stone
frozen kernel
sterile stone
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I don't wanna go around smelling like a Bd sm dungeon

hexed igloo
solar gorge
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u guys should make out alrdy

sterile stone
ripe quest
sterile stone
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YOU SMELL LIKE LEATHER CAR SEATS ON A SUMMER DAY

frosty herald
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yeah packmaster seems like a massive problem if you let it live

hexed igloo
frosty herald
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fast monstrosity that acts as a debuffer

sterile stone
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Any boss

frosty herald
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shut

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plague ogryn and beast can be ignored with some kiting room

solar gorge
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it's roaming too btw

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no music queue

frosty herald
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so you can kill priority stuff before

tranquil bone
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To a degree sure but a none of them have a aura of insta pounce

frosty herald
ripe quest
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the real boss fight begins when he equips the armored dogs as flails and starts swinging

misty nova
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Good enough

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Welcome back flag bearer

frosty herald
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cant speedrun anymore cause the packmaster smashes your cranium

solar gorge
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the downside to it roaming is that u can ambush him but on high diff he's probably gonna be alerted at all time

acoustic dune
sterile stone
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I mean it's not impervious to backstab damage, just because it can see you through it doesn't mean the damage ramping from stealth can't be applied via a shrouded backstab

tranquil bone
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Giving it stealth immunity is so funny. I cannot wait to watch it paste people

misty nova
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Yeah if he's like any other roaming enemy

frosty herald
misty nova
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Once a horde spawns

solar gorge
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"i am sure to win because my stealth is superior"

misty nova
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He gets aggroed

solar gorge
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SPLAT

frosty herald
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and we can possibly exploit the same thing daemonhosts have

void bison
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thats cool I wonder how denuvo was cracked

frosty herald
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where if you stealth outside its line of sight stealth still works

misty nova
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It's also stealth proof so hammer zealots can't start the fight by backshotting it

sterile stone
void bison
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I wasnt even gonna try re9 for 70 bucks

ripe quest
frosty herald
solar gorge
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shroudfield literally just a dmg ult atp

frosty herald
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its a bug with the daemonhost

solar gorge
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i don't think i see any1 using for stealth unless u clutching

ripe quest
solar gorge
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i think that's good

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fuck stealth

violet hornet
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I started liking shroudfield a bit more when I realized I could pop it just as I was stabbing with a relic blade and it's just like a damage bonus with no cowardly stealth

sterile stone
frosty herald
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We might see some new tools to deal with this fearsome foe...

sterile stone
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Suddenly the zealot now has a massive opening

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Because of a button press

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And now all his aggro is shifted

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Bonus points if the ogryn has the ability that ramps dmg on aggro'd mobs

sullen forge
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Lmao

solar gorge
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better than nothing while we wait for admech class tsk tsk

frosty herald
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Imagine admech just gets machine spirit communion as a blitz

unkempt nest
solar gorge
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if admech get turrets I AM KILLING MYSELF

sullen forge
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This is going to happen bro

sullen forge
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That’s absolutely going to be an ability

solar gorge
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AAAAAAAAAAA

sullen forge
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Techmarine got it

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So you know damn well

solar gorge
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FUCK TTECHMIDINE

tranquil bone
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You will have turrets or a floating buff dispenser servo skull

sullen forge
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Admech will in DT

solar gorge
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I FUCKNG HATE TURRETS IN GAMES

sullen forge
violet hornet
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Ttechmidine

frosty herald
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Imagine a servo arm ability that works exactly like grail knight's ult

violet hornet
tranquil bone
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As long as we get the big axe and some funny mechadenrite ability I'll be happy

solar gorge
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i'll allow some kind of auto aim shouldr cannon

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but THATS IT

heady rapids
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i think they should do something unqieu

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and not just copy sm2

misty nova
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And using melee

violet hornet
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Admech, but it's just Wilhelm from borderlands the pre sequel

solar gorge
sullen forge
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Cause idk why they always have like

solar gorge
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tech guy gets turrets

ripe quest
# violet hornet I started liking shroudfield a bit more when I realized I could pop it just as I...

Yeah the rending was a bit much since the idea was just making it so shroudfield didn't have pathing disadvantage + making it so the addons didn't suck (MCS and Perfectionist are my babies). Even before the rework Shroudfield hit for more than FotF on iirc 80% of weapons and had ranged bonuses, just the whole pathing ideology stuff for crit CDR dragged down its pickrate a ton. Now it's lowkey a bit overtuned in an attempt to compensate, real chads use it to turn any weapon into Thunder Hammer for a swing.

solar gorge
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that's in every game ever

sullen forge
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Ranged, Melee, Unique class build + support

heady rapids
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yeah and a shoulder gun

wheat matrix
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Make the admech class have two servitors as pets

frosty herald
heady rapids
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and an axe

frosty herald
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A shoulder mounted bolter that replaces your ranged weapon

sullen forge
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I’d

frosty herald
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Fires when block pushing

heady rapids
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unique ideas please

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thank you

sullen forge
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No honestly it’d be more likely to be plasma

violet hornet
ripe quest
solar gorge
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admech class should be able to convert friendly psykers into combat servitors live, they'r already lobotomized anyway

acoustic dune
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Or the new tech marine from sm2?

frosty herald
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Possible admech class

acoustic dune
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Hope they get pole arm

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And no range

frosty herald
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First halberd in darktide

sterile stone
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This shit is gonna be tragic when people gaslight themselves and rage when the next class release won't be admech

frosty herald
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I do genuinely want a summoner ability for admech

opaque island
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is it confirmed we're gonna get admech or even another class at all?

acoustic dune
sterile stone
sterile stone
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People are just gaslighting themselves again

solar gorge
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itz what fs SHOULD do if they want that bag

tranquil bone
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Another class is a given but what it actually is is anyone's guess

solar gorge
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it's logical

misty nova
ripe quest
acoustic dune
wheat matrix
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No he’s gay for men

acoustic dune
wheat matrix
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Yes

acoustic dune
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You think so?

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Mmmh

sterile stone
long oasis
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wait are we getting content soon?

sterile stone
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So my hope is somewhat high

sterile stone
acoustic dune
solar gorge
heady rapids
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in 1 patch

long oasis
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ebic

sterile stone
frosty herald
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Yeah

sterile stone
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I mean eh

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It was a surprise, that's for damn sure

solar gorge
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what the game shouldv'e been at launch but fair

opaque island
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I dont think we have much room for MANY more classes, eventually its just gonna be too bloated

solar gorge
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it was p awsme

ripe quest
frosty herald
solar gorge
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no way

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lkmao

sterile stone
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Only tragic part about the subclasses is no dedicated commisar class

opaque island
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i just dont see it

solar gorge
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i think we'll get 4 new at best

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including the alrdy released ones

frosty herald
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Id see the og classes getting an additional branch on the tree

heady rapids
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you'd get more if you stopped buying slopshit from the commissary ....

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lol fuck that

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they're bad rn gonna be even worse

ripe quest
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just buy out the entire commissary

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:)

opaque island
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we arent gonna get commisar for the same reason we wont get Sister of Battle, its already wrapped into vet, how Sister of Battle is already represented in Zealot

solar gorge
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u get infinite band

heady rapids
misty nova
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Ok

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What happens

heady rapids
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bro nothing

misty nova
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If I dclaw/DS parry the armor dog

acoustic dune
carmine falcon
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new enemy in me dorktide???

misty nova
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Can you believe it?

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New enemy

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Just 11 days away

pure tree
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NEW CLASSES CONFIRMED:
Mechanicus Scutarii
The Forgotten Man
Horus
Feral Ratling

opaque island
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we are missing a short class

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i wanna be shorter than a poxwalker

heady rapids
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we arent missing it

opaque island
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cut off their shins

heady rapids
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they said its not happening

opaque island
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😭

ripe quest
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$40 each

carmine falcon
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where captain titus

heady rapids
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idk man 500 worlds

pure tree
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Buy more Primaris Marines

misty ravine
wheat matrix
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Where Luis Dante

frosty herald
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A short class would need an entire game rework on all maps

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Gabriel seth class

solar gorge
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votann would be peak but alas

carmine falcon
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rattling fans when i drive to their home and set it on fire

solar gorge
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alas

hexed igloo
solar gorge
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still no patchj btw

wheat matrix
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New class “totally not actually a neophyte hybrid”

solar gorge
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patch this week yoshi said

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I HATE U GREEN DINOSAUR

frosty herald
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No space marines obviously means no neophytes too

ripe quest
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they should let you buy stuff for 50k aquilas

stuck thicket
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ACTIVE SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING

carmine lance
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Well now

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New ogryn enemy, huh?

ripe quest
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yeah he throws dogs at you

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like footballs

carmine lance
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I hope you’re not saying that as a bit because I haven’t looked at it beyond the thumbnail; that’s goofy as fuck

stuck thicket
carmine falcon
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WHO LET THE DAWGS OUT

carmine lance
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Also

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My bullshit is starting to pay off with doorman

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It’s hard to sometimes get people in position even with vortex bomb, but I’ve already sent multiple people to spawn

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Doored people into guardian too

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It’s great

frosty herald
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Future gsmeshow on march 12th

acoustic dune
shadow spruce
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yeah?

carmine lance
hexed igloo
carmine lance
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On my team or the enemy’s, he steals ALL THE FUCKING SINNERS

acoustic dune
carmine lance
signal spoke
frosty herald
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Fuck me

tranquil bone
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Hardly surprising

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Even console manufacturers aren't at the front of the line for components anymore

median steeple
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thank fuck xbox games are on PC AzWow

frosty herald
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Also the next xbox being able to access steam

shadow spruce
frosty herald
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tranquil bone
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I didn't hear about steam specifically but it's been going around for a while that it'll do PC games

sullen forge
frosty herald
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This most likely prompted sony to bring back their exclusives

sullen forge
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why are consoles going to PC Level costs

frosty herald
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They cannot allow playstation games running on xbox hardware

tranquil bone
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Practically the only thing stopping the existing xboxes from playing PC stuff is the OS

signal spoke
frosty herald
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I dont think this was rushed

tranquil bone
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Yeah

signal spoke
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Cant be a coincidence though KEKW_ogryn

frosty herald
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Making a new console is a big deal

heady rapids
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yeah i mean

frosty herald
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You need launch titles the framework networking etc etc

heady rapids
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current gen xbox cant run shit

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ofc theyre making a new one

signal spoke
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Thats how they making the new one be playable for PC megachingryn

tranquil bone
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And I really doubt the steam machine actually scares them tbh. It is a fairly niche product and even valve will have even more problems than they do manufacturing them at a reasonable price point

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Valve hasn't released pricing yet because it's almost guaranteed to be rough

frosty herald
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Valve changed the release date of the steam machine to coming soon

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It might be delayed

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Or half life 3 at future games show/summer games fest

tranquil bone
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That would probably be for the best. I'm kinda talking out my ass a bit but I don't see a world where they put it out there for $700 or something and it goes over well

shadow spruce
fathom spear
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Honestly they may be better off

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waiting for the ai collapse

shadow spruce
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and they may have to

fathom spear
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these parasites are not going to exist in a few years

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or we'll be living fallout IRL and the pricing won't matter

shadow spruce
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the reason they can sell the steam deck so cheap is because they make so much from all their other things they can subsidize the cost of it

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but i dont think they could do that for the machine, the frame and the controller

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along with the deck

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no way

frosty herald
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It wouldnt surprise me if valve got their hands on a ram producing factory exclusively to create low cost parts for thr steam machine

shadow spruce
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that would be something mr mega yacht gaben would do

heady rapids
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yeah man it wouldnt surprise me if valve is gonna rig the chinese elections so they put their own guy in charge and take taiwan and make microprocessors for the steam machine

frosty herald
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W valve

plush estuary
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@lunar fable read chat

signal spoke
violet hornet
wraith halo
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Is it a monstrosity/boss or just another normal enemy ?

frosty herald
signal spoke
wraith halo
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Thank fuck

signal spoke
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He can be free roam btw

wraith halo
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Very happy about a new boss

signal spoke
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Giving a monstrosity a personality is a banger

wraith halo
signal spoke
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And mechanics to how it reacts the players

sterile stone
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Aka

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Stealth players get fucked

signal spoke
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And debuff movement

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and arbites dog get fucking murdered

frosty herald
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Arbites dog gets eaten by armored hounds

sterile stone
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I mean

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It's a walking taser bomb

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So win win

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Either it kills the dog

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Or dets dying to it

misty nova
wraith halo
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Isn't it designed for pvp

drifting wolf
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yes, i played the demo and the only time i wasn't immediately shot on sight was at an extract with a fellow rook

wraith halo
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Like the actual core gameplay and everything revolves around it

plush estuary
wraith halo
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No problem with that tbh

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We already have arc raiders as the friendly game

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And that game is much better for it anyway

drifting wolf
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yeah i don't mind marathon being shoot first ask questions later, not sure what the raids are like though

wraith halo
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Hell even Tarkov (heavily modded ofc) would be more fun than trying to cooperate in marathon

wraith halo
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Still my fav clip you've posted

plush estuary
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yeahg

wraith halo
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My bf and I quote it at each other

sterile stone
plush estuary
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I think we lost too

wraith halo
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Welp

sterile stone
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Cause Vin and I only have core memories of people instantly slinging that hard r

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Like Oprah giving out cars to her audience

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Arc raiders has some sore losers

wraith halo
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Well you can't account for folks being a see you next Tuesday

sterile stone
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It's just the biggest ragers are fucking free kits

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Like brother

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You came in with nothing

wraith halo
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I'll never understand what sort of deficiency or failing someone needs to endure to be playing a game right

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Imagine this

sterile stone
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Why are you so mad

wraith halo
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You work a job

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Or something else

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And you get home to play video games

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And you hear someone who sounds like they might be poc in the voice chat

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And your first thought is to say the gamer word

sterile stone
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You don't even need to be a poc most of the time

wraith halo
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Like these people live in the same universe as us

sterile stone
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I've heard countless encounters of white people just slinging hard r's at each other like it was a competition

wraith halo
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They pay taxes, buy things

sterile stone
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Mfs just let it fly for the love of the game

wraith halo
heady rapids
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u didnt see what they call squids

wraith halo
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Actually no I never learned that one

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Although I saw a bunch of people talking about it

stuck thicket
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gun arbites is lowkey cracked as shit hellooo

wraith halo
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Can't remember who convinced me to swap off of exterminator shotgun to slug shotty on arb but it really does enable some great stuff

heady rapids
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uh huh

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the slug shotty

wraith halo
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I have big fingers your honor

naive star
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What it enables besides slug sniping?

wraith halo
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More ammo econ

heady rapids
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slug sniping

wraith halo
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Basically the same horde clear too

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Faster reload

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But that's a personal gripe with exterminator shotty

stuck thicket
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dumb idea

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can castigators work with melee

wraith halo
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For how quickly you can empty the chamber it takes 2 business days to reload

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Idk I don't use casti

stuck thicket
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castration stance

wraith halo
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Also you don't have a limited number of special shells

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You can slug away all day

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That's the other thing, I almost never find myself using the shock shells but I almost always need a slug

naive star
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Wish you could load more than one slug

wraith halo
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Ehhh I don't think making a shotgun pull double duty as just a slow loading stub revolver would be very good for the game balance

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Especially not my beloved stub revolver on zealot

shadow spruce
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woe salt be upon ye

frosty herald
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Fuck me

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Slay the spire 2 overwhelmingly positive with 11k reviews

wheat matrix
ripe quest
median steeple
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extraction shooter players are not ready for the bullshit that D2 players will come up with

frosty herald
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Destiny 2 players already figured out everything using strand

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Games gonna be broken apart

sterile stone
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Serotonin spike everytime

wraith halo
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Learning to move effectively and fast with eager edge in destiny 2 was some of the most fun I had

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Learning to wellskate

median steeple
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genuinely super satisfying

carmine lance
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idc if I only got one kill that shit felt great to pull off

solar gorge
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i just mind control ppl into follow me

carmine lance
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I want to bait people like that

frosty herald
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Hmm cole got division 2

stuck thicket
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yeah

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the exterminator shotgun

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does about as much damage as i would expect it to from that name

hexed igloo
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any yal got game recs

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like under $30

solar gorge
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deadlock

hexed igloo
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not pvp slop

solar gorge
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you're human slop

hexed igloo
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i hesitate to call you human

solar gorge
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you can't, i'm god

hexed igloo
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god of slop

shadow spruce
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churches everyone for those with eyes to see i guess

frosty herald
hexed igloo
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trepang is good ive just already finished it lmao

stuck thicket
frosty herald
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Also dave the diver

stuck thicket
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and synthetik 2

sterile stone
stuck thicket
median steeple
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no fucking way

hexed igloo
stuck thicket
sterile stone
hexed igloo
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and enshrouded is expensive

sterile stone
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It's $30 you fucking poor

hexed igloo
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its over my budget by $5 lmao

stuck thicket
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hadron

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have you heard of synthetik

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its good

hexed igloo
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ive heard vaguely of it i just peeped

frosty herald
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Heretik+hexen

hexed igloo
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been a fuckin min since i played a twinstick

sterile stone
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Wrong person

hexed igloo
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i have

sterile stone
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But whatever

stuck thicket
sterile stone
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Everything I've got is $30+

frosty herald
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The arkham collection is super cheap now

sterile stone
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Even dune awakening is on sale

stuck thicket
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also intravenous

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it's peak

sterile stone
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But it's still 30

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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Oh wait wait

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Don't starve togther?

hexed igloo
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got

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had for years

sterile stone
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Idk then man

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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I got bills

violet hornet
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I am fiending to play slay the spire 2 again goddamn

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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I get paid maybe next friday

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What game you want

violet hornet
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Told myself I wouldn't take today off because I have da weekend but regretting it lol

sterile stone
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I got u

hexed igloo
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you aint gotta boss im bein a shitter lmao but my wishlist be there

sterile stone
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You dug the grave

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You're gonna lie in it now

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What game do you want

hexed igloo
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might as well make the most of it stellar bade ig

sterile stone
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The porn game?

hexed igloo
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i mean its not porn but yeah

sterile stone
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I'm being facetious

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But I gotchu

hexed igloo
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dont actually its like $70 lmao

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enshrouded would be chill

sterile stone
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I mean steam shit goes on sale like

stuck thicket
sterile stone
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All the time

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It really ain't that bad

hexed igloo
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you could get me some shitass 70c game and id be grateful lmao

median steeple
sterile stone
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I gotchu

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I just hope my last check isn't scuffed

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But if it isn't

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I gotchu

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This is free money anyways

hexed igloo
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many such cases unfortunately

sterile stone
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I didn't realise companies can just fuck you over when you quit by prolonging holding your check

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Learned that this year actually

hexed igloo
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they cant here at least fuck that

shadow spruce
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hi yog

sterile stone
hexed igloo
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can i borrow a dolla twin

void bison
sterile stone
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I actually wanna check out crimson desert tho

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It looks interestingish

shadow spruce
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why

void bison
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idk if it was just mine or not but when I got to shadow of kerensky I had to disable it

shadow spruce
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ive got 9 years so ill let u know

void bison
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the clanner light mechs weren't using their weapons very much

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with the mod off it seemed better but its hard to tell because theyre lobotomites

shadow spruce
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friendly clanners or enemy clanners?

void bison
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also its usually better to take cbill in negotiations but for clan missions you want salvage as much as possible since their shit is open

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op

void bison
hexed igloo
shadow spruce
void bison
sterile stone
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It's not for me

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I thought it was another one of those

hexed igloo
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it looks sorta eldenring ish

shadow spruce
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getting bitches isnt for you but yet you still say u try

sterile stone
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Create your own guy, follow your own adventure type thing

void bison
shadow spruce
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i know but look at the difference in performance

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also yes im running all Otomo mechs

hexed igloo
sterile stone
void bison
sterile stone
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I just foudn out HumanitZ hit 1.0

shadow spruce
hexed igloo
void bison
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you also ate over a million in damages while the bots didnt

sterile stone
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Fuckin

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Mao

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That game ain't releasing

shadow spruce
hexed igloo
void bison
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the ai focuses you a lot more often because you're the player + youre often hitting more shots than the ai and becoming a priority target

shadow spruce
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wish i could tell the AIs to take point but i cant

sterile stone
#

2 YEARS AGO MAN

median steeple
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RAAAAAAAH

sterile stone
#

And they were working on this game prior to announcing this trailer

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That shit a pipe dream

hexed igloo
sterile stone
#

Not again

void bison
#

light no fire is definitely real

hexed igloo
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its hello games bro itll just be better the longer you give em

hexed igloo
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theres a story to it

shadow spruce
#

yog are improved sensors or the 360 degree ones better

median steeple
#

AUGH THE BILLY CHANGES

sterile stone
#

I'll believe that IF it launches

void bison
# hexed igloo theres a story to it

im guessing hype was way more than they ever expected and the excitement caused lots of promises and then sony pressured for a Christmas release or whenever nms released

sterile stone
#

don't even have a release date yet

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YEARS LATER

hexed igloo
tranquil bone
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Surely the people who over promised then lied once wouldn't do it again

shadow spruce
#

hadron please remind him that is has ACTUAL REAL EARTH SIZE SCALE

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its the SIZE OF THE REAL ACTUAL EARTH

hexed igloo
tranquil bone
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Surely it will actually be a compelling world the size of the actual fucking earth

shadow spruce
#

persistent too

void bison
#

yeah but its still a real game if you want a game that still has like 50% chance of being vaporware and a 85% chance of disappointing if it does release is ILL

sterile stone
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I saw it in interviews and trailers guise

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Clearly that's true

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Never played the product ever

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But it's def true

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Trust me

tranquil bone
#

We love copy pasted prefabs and proc gen landscapes

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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Actual gameplay...

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Showing you how shits progressing

void bison
#

it also might be that they've learned from the last time hello games released a trailer and everyone got excited and wanted to play asap

stuck thicket
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why does fatalist arbitrator drop the hardest line in this game when using cstance

shadow spruce
#

i think argus drinks fucking flint michigan water

hexed igloo
#

they locked in and getting they shit done bro

full nebula
#

"light no fire" inb4 soulslike bonfires for fast traveling

sterile stone
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It's gonna be great bro

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The beta was so amazing man

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People are gonna love it

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Game has like fucking 60 people playing it...

obsidian prairie
#

And then it was somehow worse than the beta

sterile stone
#

Complete and utter switch around

obsidian prairie
#

Like

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What

hexed igloo
#

you just gotta be patient

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theyre cooking

sterile stone
#

Oh they lied to me before

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I'll forgive them and trust them

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Let that shit launch first

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LET ME SEE A DATE

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LET ME SEE GAMEPLAY

hexed igloo
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firstly i didnt give a shit abt nms when it was releasing lmao, and theres reasons it sucked

shadow spruce
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like i said i think he drank the michigan water

void bison
#

them giving a date would be making the same mistake again probably

hexed igloo
#

yep

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just let them do they thing

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gamers r brain damaged

oh this game has been in development for 4 years??

yeah shits never releasing
bruh

sterile stone
void bison
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and them working on nms for free for years is a good faith action, people dont trust them despite lying they trust them because they actually seem to like their game

sterile stone
#

And we have not a shred of new news about it

void bison
hexed igloo
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no news is good news

sterile stone
#

That's why I'm saying

shadow spruce
sterile stone
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I'm holding out til I see SOMETHING

shadow spruce
#

YOU ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT THE MISTAKES OF YOUR FATHER AND YOUR FATHERS FATHER WITH YOUR MINDSET

sterile stone
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Only a fucking idiot would sit there and be excited pre-emptively

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Thinking it's gonna be great

void bison
shadow spruce
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dude ur so right actually

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counterpoint hes talking like a fucking moron

void bison
hexed igloo
#

big fan theyve done enough free work on nms for me to go yeah light no fire will most likely be pretty good

full nebula
#

hello games actually could pull something off if they apply what they've learned and dont intentionally blow their own foot off like last time

shadow spruce
void bison
shadow spruce
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cause they seem like a company thats learned from their fuckups

sterile stone
#

Or was at some point

void bison
#

I dont know that person/creature

sterile stone
#

The vet guide dude that comes in here periodically

lunar fable
hexed igloo
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i think its just what they do at this point

hexed igloo
#

i never hear anyhthing abt the shit theyre working on, they just sometimes whip out a massive cock of an update'

frosty herald
#

hello games is probs scared to death at having another no mans sky situation

hexed igloo
#

ourrrghhhh i cant contain it i must release another giant peak update for no mans sky for free

void bison
#

NMS: The Massive Cock update

median steeple
#

I'm still so confused man

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why BUFF the fucking lil helpers on minions

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holy shit

solar gorge
#

massive patch

median steeple
solar gorge
#

we were rolling in my match and the enemy team was like : finish quick patch is rdy

median steeple
#

I'm happy that silvers tail hit was changed slightly maybe it'll be more useful for annoying characters like cali

solar gorge
#

celeste got a slap on the wrist...

median steeple
#

I hate hate hate hate hate

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the rem changes

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the biggest issue wasn't changed

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HE STILL CREATES TERMINATORS

solar gorge
#

at least silver nerfs

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i live again

median steeple
#

kind of

sterile stone
#

You're getting skull and bones

solar gorge
#

and DOORMAN BUFFS

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GG

median steeple
#

just change unstop and she'll be fine holy fuck

frosty herald
median steeple
#

IT'S THE ITEM NOT HER !

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also @solar gorge

frosty herald
#

crimson slaughter of all chapters lmfao

solar gorge
hexed igloo
median steeple
solar gorge
#

s tier item for billy and abrams alrdy

frosty herald
#

sadly im not seeing soul drinkers

median steeple
#

I'm not gonna believe anything

solar gorge
#

now it's ss+

frosty herald
sterile stone
frosty herald
#

the current red herring is that the iron hands champion is for tactical

void bison
shadow spruce
floral heart
#

Hammer zealot fans in shambles

shadow spruce
void bison
#

I like the disco hunchback

solar gorge
#

@median steeple the shrine wave no longer hits under the shrine, this is the real game winner

floral heart
#

Might be a stacked asf boss coming up

sterile stone
floral heart
#

People raged?

sterile stone
#

But welcome stranger

sterile stone
#

Cause you can still do the shit

floral heart
#

Rly? Thats new

sterile stone
#

Just swap aggro

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Like

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Backstab damage still applies to this boss

floral heart
#

No backstab and clutch revives

heady rapids
#

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glossy nimbus
#

What if they played radiohead in a bank

sterile stone
#

A ogryn with taunt can still combo a shroud zealot

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It's not like

sterile stone
#

The boss only hard focuses a single target like a daemonhost

floral heart
glossy nimbus
#

Anyone here ever speedrun havoc

floral heart
#

Dodge and movespeed reduction is crazy though

solar gorge
void bison
floral heart
#

Getting caught means you have to either do crazy moves or be ready do block and dance

sterile stone
#

It'll encourage variations in stimm usage for scum players

solar gorge
#

this patch is actually huge

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in term of impact

heady rapids
void bison
#

flashgitz of all channels to have it happen

shadow spruce
#

so either the factory lied or something got contaminated

glossy nimbus
#

Not very lucky

void bison
solar gorge
#

you can cancel bebop's hook now

void bison
#

they tested it and were unsatisfied

solar gorge
#

wtf

sterile stone
#

@hexed igloo When's your dirty ass gonna get on rem2

heady rapids
#

every time I tab out of twitter it refreshes my feed this app is being maintained by actual human trash

hexed igloo
plush estuary
hexed igloo
sharp gull
#

Is well oiled killteam broken still

hexed igloo
#

will be on abt <t:1772827200:t>

sharp gull
#

the arb penance

shadow spruce
hexed igloo
#

remnant or

shadow spruce
#

Yeah

hexed igloo
#

we aint started yet

shadow spruce
#

Yall need another player

hexed igloo
#

im not opposed but

shadow spruce
#

But Argus

hexed igloo
#

ja

shadow spruce
#

You’d have to run it by him

#

He still has me blocked

hexed igloo
#

likely no then

shadow spruce
#

Couldn’t hurt to at least ask

shadow spruce
#

Cause I’ve wanted to remnant 2 but wanted to do it with ppl

sterile stone
#

I mean best of luck to you on kenshi then

#

That shit is gonna be a massive kick in the scrotum first go around

#

But you’ll hopefully get better

#

Another word of advice

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Try picking out mods

#

Base game Kenshi is okay but is lacking

sharp gull
void bison
#

mine copper for food and let the packs of starving bandits knock you out to level toughness in kenshi

sharp gull
#

probably better now but twas a bad experience

shadow spruce
void bison
#

the copper will also train strength from overencumbering you

sharp gull
void bison
#

the main enemy of kenshi is the ogre engine and its constant loading screens

shadow spruce
#

Yorg would u be willing one day to do coop MW5

void bison
#

maybe

median steeple
plush estuary
#

@lunar fable its time

carmine falcon
#

cancer central

plush estuary
#

I see them already

carmine lance
#

DOOR MAN ULT IS INSANE NOW

#

it was already good but holy shit

#

if enemy fails to checkout at tier 3, its a 10 second cooldown

#

not -10

#

flat 10

misty nova
#

My current teammate is called xOrphanCrippler

plush estuary
#

3/6 seasons done

#

with filling out the script section

#

now 3/4/6 left

sterile stone
carmine falcon
#

i think i have 2 seasons and a half

#

shit takes forever

tranquil bone
#

Thankfully all of em are just hats and crap.

#

It's only annoyingly grindy instead of infuriatingly grindy

sterile stone
#

@gray ice Ayoooooo TOOOOONAAAY

#

WWZ?

gray ice
#

How long you on for

sterile stone
stray summit
#

Susie Deltarune but SHES A KROXIGOR

hearty nebula
#

stinky

stray summit
#

I paid 50$ for it

#

Id do it again

ebon bobcat
stray summit
#

wdym

ebon bobcat
#

I don't remember art being that expensive

#

What happened

stray summit
#

this is a bargain

#

artists charge bro

ebon bobcat
#

I don't get it

stray summit
#

Commissioned art is expensive, as it should be

#

Artists have bills to pay

drowsy steppe
stray summit
#

slightly 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴y lash

drowsy steppe
#

yoshi please

frosty herald
#

We are extremely close to recreating the carmine blades techmarine

shadow spruce
sterile stone
solar gorge
#

ik he doesn't play like it but he is supposed to be a pit fight superstar afterall

royal cape
shadow spruce
pure tree
hexed igloo
#

@sterile stone certified kenshi gaming got the shit beat outta me by starving bandits and bled to death

gaunt roost
#

that one guy from kong skull island getting thrown into a cliff

undone pewter
#

He told someone to "Read the codex"

Which one

sterile stone
#

Piss off bandits

#

Bring them to town

#

Let residents and guards beat bandits

#

Sell their shit

#

Bandit gear ain't worth shit

#

But atleast selling maybe 10 weapons and some wraps

#

You can buy a single meal

misty nova
plush estuary
#

whuh

carmine falcon
#

amogus

hexed igloo
#

if it works

#

the hub fucking sucks ive gone to squin

#

got jumped 3 times on the way

ivory marlin
#

Knife only seems like its gonna be fine

#

Yall fucking lied

#

Smh

#

Unless the difficulty skyrockets after getting out the basement

sterile stone
misty nova
#

War Z?

#

In the big 26?

open kindle
#

I need 3 zealots. what I want to do is hold one spot for as long as we can in havoc.

sterile stone
plush estuary
#

@lunar fable

#

erm

#

you up for EDD?

pure tree
tranquil bone
#

The walking dead sells their IP to anyone who asks nicely

winter oxide
#

called it

tranquil bone
#

They slap that on some true garbage

hexed igloo
plush estuary
#

Do it

sterile stone
#

Or anywhere that belongs to the united cities

#

Here's a good tip for you

#

Poverty is illegal

#

Also

#

If you're going anywhere in Holy nation territory

#

Keep a bible on you

#

And don't be a woman

#

They really really really really hate women

#

And non humans

hexed igloo
#

is there fuckin anywhere i can make an honest living

#

and buy enough construction mats to do anything

sterile stone
#

If you're a human male

hexed igloo
#

well, bad news

#

am woman

sterile stone
#

Oh

#

Well

hexed igloo
#

im cooked

sterile stone
#

Make sure you aren't caught alone

#

Like at all

#

They will 100% kill you

plush estuary
hexed igloo
#

well, bad news

#

am too poor to hire merc

plush estuary
#

I like driller pfp

sterile stone
#

Like

#

To abandoned facilities

#

Unless you're stacked on stats

#

Until they it's basically bum simulator

#

But you can make money selling drugs unironically

#

There's the swamp biome that sells hash

hexed igloo
#

atm im just digging iron to sell

sterile stone
#

Fair enough

hexed igloo
#

1200 cats we balling out bro

sterile stone
#

But you do make alot of money selling hashish at a 600% mark up in places it's banned

hexed igloo
#

got some raggedy drip from starving bandits that attacked squin

sterile stone
#

well

#

150%-600% mark up

#

Oh btw

#

Slavery is a thing

hexed igloo
#

yea ik

sterile stone
#

So make sure you don't get knocked out

#

Cause slavers fucking LOOOOVE stealing unconscious people

#

You can be a thief aswell

#

Train lock picking

#

Train stealth

#

Break into shops at night

#

Raid the shop chests

#

Sell it elsewhere

drowsy steppe
hexed igloo
#

the one time i got knocked out all my shit got stripped from my body no good samaritan helped me it was pretty sad actually

#

didnt get kidnapped at least

sterile stone
#

Like Kenshi really is making the best out of a shit situation

copper hawk
#

@median steeple

sterile stone
#

Sure you got captured by slavers right

copper hawk
#

I send u this ?

sterile stone
#

But atleast they healed you

#

And keep you somewhat alive

#

The downsides

#

Obviously

#

Slavery

void bison
sterile stone
#

Strength training aswell

sterile stone
#

Shackles are like 10kg each

misty nova
#

Coldplay is here

void bison
#

strength training was mostly done for me by carrying shitloads of copper and carrying somebody after starving bandits knocked them out

median steeple
void bison
sterile stone
#

Crank settlement invasions to bombardment

#

And watch sentinels just beat the shit out of wandering robots

#

Traders

#

And United City samurai

#

Ez money

lunar fable
hexed igloo
sterile stone
#

I love that you can unironically weaponize the Holy Nation's racism for profit if you're at the right place at the right time

void bison
hexed igloo
#

im seein these giant urchin things around what tf are they

sterile stone
#

OOOOOH

#

OH yeah

void bison
sterile stone
#

Be very

#

Fucking careful

#

Skin bandits

#

And beak things

hexed igloo
#

ik about the beak things

sterile stone
#

Yeah don't get caught by skin bandits my guy

#

The name should be kinda obvious

hexed igloo
hexed igloo
#

i bought some rice bowls bc i thought i might need food and then stepped 3 feet out of town and got jumped by starving bandits who took my fucking rice

plush estuary
sterile stone
#

It's like 2k at most

#

Just stash your shit there

void bison
#

Slob and Runt, there was also Grub who was a very large female shek warrior who had a giant sword

hexed igloo
#

im raising money

sterile stone
#

THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIM

void bison
#

Slob was a malformed evil beast but he was able to outrun beak things and steal their eggs

sterile stone
#

Why is my man's body italicized

hearty nebula
sterile stone