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this fucking means we are never getting the og god of war trilogy on pc
To squeeze more
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM GOING TO BECOME THE JOKER
Actually Kms
Dude the Sons of Sparta too
Might not be coming to steam too
And PS fanboys taking the piss of that game because is a 2d metrovania
Shit is hilarious because they whine about Sony releasing movie games but when Sony does something else they get pissed off
hehe le gwaphics not le good yes yes????
it is not le god of war because le metroidvania
Omg the Faye game if it is true
fails to mention that this is literally kratos and his younger brother
Le killer of gods
A genocider... He can't have good written backstory
its the exact same appearance as his trilogy child flashback
I still think it’s hilarious how he was intended to be a murder Hobo
i mean he IS a murder hobo
the trilogy doesnt shy away from it
everytime u kill a god in 3
u see greek dying
I am so glad that Santa Monica actually made him feel a real character
kill the ocean man and the ocean CONSOOOOMS the land
actualy
And he does not give a fuck at all
kill icarus and the sun dies
kratos was quite a reasonable man in god of war 1
Low Cortisol mogger vs High Cortisol Greek Gods
le driven mad by revenge....
it wasnt until ares tricked him into killing his family
REAL
and even then zeus just stoked kratos a fuckton
Motherfucker in greek games met several humans that were also betrayed by the gods and instead of making alliances he fucking kills them
ragebait machine in overdrive
zeus was caught with high cortisol level after getting framemogged by Kratosvacular
kratos killing midas to cross lava
i love the edginess of the trilogy tbh
not many games have edgy mfs like this anymore
Yes
every portag has to be well written character....
fuck u gimme a raging murder hobo
But being full on edgy and murder hobo won't necessarily make the character being this reasonable
prototype was peak edge
Fucking incredibly smart idea to ragebait the ragebait machine
zeus's plan wouldve worked if he shut the fuck up
Faye was the real one to make Kratos being human
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
the flashes were kratos almost goes berserk in the new games are great
he bcomes his old self and jumps high
what did they mean by this

The scene where he punches Thor and breaks a tooth and people say the old ghost of sparta was awaken when it was not lmao
If the old Kratos woke up, he would have lost everything right there
Including Atreus
yep
og kratos wouldve killed the entire norse pantheon
prolly the same demigod loophole
he's half human, he gets sent to hades and climbs his way out
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ngl
the combat REALLY reminds me of dynasty warriors
Warhammer 40k Meme Dub: Moth Mortarion Annoys Vashtorr the Arkifane
hm
he stopped living in Greece and moved to a place with the Nordic Model and suddenly is a lot more chill
socioeconomics man
True, I genuinely love Norse Kratos appearance far more than greek
OG kratos is peak early 2000s edge tho
Yes but I just can't help myself and appreciate Norse Kratos 
him going around fucking random women is so 2000s action hero shit 😭
well she really didnt do anything?
i see
abandon daughter quicktime event
Giving your characters a fat beard somehow gives them more personality and is always funny to see because his eyes shows expression the most
This scene makes me laugh as he sees Sindri is broken brother and look he was about to throw hands
beards are simply badass
2000s Game prompt "Choose your family or destroy the world"
How do we give Kratos more expression aside from anger?
I know give him a huge fucking beard
i mean it worked
make him say BOI
And then it just works LMAO
I sincerely thought that this game was gonna be F2P and so I was thinking there was gonna be a catch 
issa single player game
btw
why tf does he look like his voice actor here
Don't forget to make sure that beard covers like 70% of his face
the blackspace engine was specifically made inhouse by pearl abyss for single player open world games
Low Cortisol stare
so a completely original engine for crimson desert
crimson desert is either gonna be a classic or a complete clusterfuck
its like 20 games in 1
Crimson Desert devs about console performance: “Regardless of what we say, people probably won’t believe us. So instead we’re sending the game to Digital Foundry, and they’ll have a full analysis of performance across all the platforms at launch.”
where his beard twin 🥀
official shaved kratos from santa monica lol
who
is that kratom?!
no its carp toss
so I saw this yaoi today
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Never forget The Day Before
nah crimson desert is actualy real
Who is the studio making crimson desert?
the day before didnt even have review copies
Oh that game
day before is a scam meme game
this is basically black desert on crack and single player
deadlock got gay old men???
maybe a 7/10
ok you got my attention
yeah
That does not really inspire confidence
also no microtransactions in crimson desert
if you want to believe the black desert online devs
only macrotransactions for micro purchases
Thoughts?
I'll reserve judgement but Korean MMO design sensibilities in a single player just sounds like a bad time
Oh no, you see it was only a scam because they never show gameplay and previews until it released which was real game

the real game was a week long dev crunch to make an ue5 asset flip LOL
Never trust any game that has fake ass voice overs by the players
the kiwami 3 reviews were so bad
For marketing
they had 2 actual no name reviewers in the accolades and game informer
if anyone wants a positive review for their shovelware hit me up, I promise quality at least equal to the McDonald's CEO burger review
Like there no real human that reacts to every single bit of the game they just found and saw while playing with a group in such an expressive tone
And use it gameplay marketing
we have tested the product in many places, i consume the product many times a week
"Heldrake is on an attack vector!" Ok who gaf
Was it no burger king? Lmao
That was a funny video
burger king made a response of their ceo doing a better job passing as human
the mcdonalds guy took a squidward bite and didn't take a 2nd one the entire video
"this is my lunch btw" "
12 dollars for a burger?
I mean, probably not but they did the bit a hell of a lot better
that better be best damn burger ever made
Made it look like the guy was being recorded off the cuff by someone with their phone
yeah it's unreal how all these executives don't know how to even vaguely act human
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he made a point to not look directly at the camera despite it obviously being a response video
was funny
honestly though given how viral it's gone I wouldn't be surprised if this was some bizzaro anti-marketing
...but that feels like giving them too much credit
I was thinking that too but idk if infamy like this is good for them or not
I mean it's Maccas so they're literally too big to fail or w/e, they survived the McRib so they'll survive anything
Burger King mogging them is defo a W from BK's marketing team tho
mmm I love eating PRODUCTS with some sort of poppy sesame bun thing (I've never eaten anything that isn't nutrient paste that my gut can't absorb anyway and is loaded with microplastics)
I love the "it's distinctly mcdonalds" which is like oh ok it's cheap dogshit that isn't even cheap any more and is smaller than it used to be
McDicks good specifically for fries+milkshake
but you're drunk at 3am and it's the only open place
it's distinctly something only we could sell but also unlike anything we've ever sold
assuming the milkshake machine is even operational ofc
I've never not been able to get one
Only ice cream
i'm just picturing them as burger Umbrella corp now
gah the one near me seems struggles it seems, though that said I've only gotten Maccas like once in the last 2 years so maybe it was a once off
he should make another video where he finishes the entire burger while looking deeply uncomfortable and afraid
ngl thats one vile looking burger
it's from resident evil
I like the cut when he bites in
it's intentionally supposed to look gross as fuck I think
release the retching edit
yog im gonna be real i think my friendly ai got worse since adding the ai mod
re2 remake
I would dead ass be surprised if their stocks didn't tank a lil after that
Nothing like your CEO not wanting to stomach the product his own company is pushing
And having it go viral
there could be the tip of a gun just barely in frame
the dude didnt even swallow the bite
what's funny is there is an older clip of him saying he eats mcdonald's like 3-4 times a week and that it's one of the perks of the job
equally believable
Would you look at that, speaking of corporate bizzaro land the mindseye devs are claiming the game was bad because of espionage again
the devs pointed their fingers at management
IOI also rejected the corporate espionage claim
and is now uncertain to publish games under its name lmfao
MindsEye developers, on the other hand, pointed the failure finger squarely at studio leadership: Brutal crunch, gross mismanagement, and a lack of "coherent direction." Publisher IO Interactive also rejected the idea of external saboteurs damaging MindsEye, and later suggested that its experience with the game—the first to be published under its IOI Partners program—had left it uncertain about doing it again.
imagine being IOI
was mindseye that cyberpunk gta
and the first game you allow to have your publishing is minds eye
yeah by leslie benzie
what selling one's soul for money does to a mf
I still wonder what the plan is here. These guys had enough name recognition they probably could have recovered from a flop and founded a new studio or go work for one of the big names.
But nobody is going to touch you after burning your partners and making insane legal claims
See it's shit like this
That makes the whole
"From the people who made <product>"
They tried that shit with B4B
Like banking off your devs rep is a load of shit now and days
Its the worst marketing claim to make since it puts your game under a microscope
Bsck 4 blood was the first one to claim from the devs
the playtest was cool but then the full game came out and crashed and burned
I love those, I've had a few that were a huge L like 100m to a side
i should play drg again tbh
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hi stan
Hi Taco Stan
what food based abominations have you cooked up recently
That was from the other day
Today I ate a burrito with a fork and knife
is that ketchup and mayo?
you at least cooked whatever that is right
Where's blab
5 chodes
Hi Stan
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@NuCaloric What the fuck do ppl play it for? the worldbuilding and narrative is all destiny is
lmfao
I don't know if I can really fault "tourist" opinions on Destiny
it's not like the game does a very good job of explaining itself
So much so that it's practically required to be babysat by someone with 6500 hours in it
Otherwise you do what? The campaign that you've managed to find the menuing for and. . . pvp?
D2 onboarding is truly atrocious
hell's a tourist?
People who log into an MMO, take the fast track through whatever expansion they bought, and then leave.
This guy has a massive audience and is consistently saying this that show he doesnt play the games he talks about as if they were definitive fact
Basically what you did with Destiny 2
Like
Raids and dungeons are well known
And hes never played them and says that the story is all destiny had going for it
Oh, I have no idea who the twitter poster is
Like okay???
But also, Destiny 2 is functionally immune to criticism at this point
New people don't get into the game
and old guard refuse to leave
You deliberately chose to avoid the critically acclaimed part of the game
what? it's constantly criticized 💀
It's a rotting corpse stuck on a throne from its own mismanagement
i would play destiny 2 if i thought that destiny 2 would make me less likely to kill myself
i think leon is underperforming, what do yall think
And that criticism does nothing to the player count
false
He does this with fallout too and I see friends who care about fallout lose their shit over the things he says as if they were universally agreed upon
BTD6 has more players than D2 right now
Peak on new expansion, peters off after the first 3 weeks, stabilizes, peak on new expansion
etc etc etc
the most threatening mech will attract the most attention
When his account has like
Less than a few cumulative hours of all fallout games combined
YOU are pulling a rock solid
D2 has more players than d2
how is leon the most threatening
the warhammer is the largest tonnage mech that normally has like 2 ppcs and many lasers
in your lance
this is like if I tried FF online just to not do any of main parts of the game and call it bad
oh lance is doing ok then
leon is the one with like 2 kills
I tried counterstrike but the guns felt weird so I quit
Pvp? Nah I didnt do that
I just mean globally. The last year is just setting a new trend in lows, and frankly, probably due to the lack of development because of Marathon and the weird new way to get light levels
in base game the ai accuracy stays the same regardless of skillset but the higher levels make them do more damage to make up for them missing just as often, with the ai mod they get more accurate instead of damage bonuses but either way it could affect him depending on what's on his mech
I think with MMOs you need to really play every part of it to have a worthwhile opinion
Quite honestly, probably the most boring way to promote power progression is solo-grinding
especially in an mmo
But the game has been, historically speaking, completely immune to criticism
people play the expansion, get bored, leave, come back
new players are never onboarded
etc etc etc
People bitch and moan about Destiny 2, but they never quit fucking playing it
THE GRAPH YOU PUT FUCKING SHOWS PEOPLE QUITTING !
you're arguing to argue atp
Jul 2024 is TFS since then it's been a steady decline
It was straight up a meme that D2 players wouldn't stop talking about how much they hate the game
lyana is my most threatening
that shows people quitting
Only to continue playing it lol
In any case, my point is that the peaks for each new expansion are all fairly similar
and the peaks for mid-expansion releases are also similar
SINCE THEN 2 expansion have come out and the player count is still going down
This is like every live service game
Darktide is also like this
So people aren't qutting the game for good
that shows people are quitting
so should i be in the warhammer or should i leave my ai in it
what other mechs do you have
^That
if the warhammer has PPCs the AI will fuck on it
if even for a moment
the urbanmech with an XL engine and a water gun for it's armament
This person gets it
now if only hed stop missing and hitting me instead
I legit know somebody like this
And just this year they decided to call it quits
also i did turn on the YAML "prevent ur blown up guns from being destroyed and allow them to be repaired" but it doesnt replair it just replaces them with the same gun
Yeah that doesn't surprise me. The new grinding system killed multiplayer in Bungie's multiplayer game
idk why everyone started playing mercs again
And mind you this person didn't even give the implication that they even liked the game
Which is a weird choice if you ask me
At all
i saw yog talking abt it and it got me interested in playing it again
And was just unhappy with the way it was being handled
I am mort's mechwarrior jesus he heard my teachings and he repented or whatever
I just don't have anyone to play destiny with anymore so meh
Solo grinding dungeons doesn't sound fun, and I'd rather cut my hands off than do public raids
the best gear out there is still locked behind dungeons and raids but my friends stopped playing because they finished the main story with TFS
I was only ever able to do one raid
I miss pantheon
that was fun with friends
best raid experience I had since the marathon of raids before beyond light
Or seasonal events
as was the case with uh
one raid and one time but I got the anarchy pre any of it's nerfs and other raid people were jealous
that one mmo Defiance got revived
whatever the newest expansion not star wars was called
Though the summer event SMG is kinda cool, but also like. . . why hide a good gun behind two weeks of grinding and then someone has to wait a year for it to only be power crept or nerfed
Fun design
We love fomo
MMOs for ya
the reason I will probably never play it again :)
I hope Guild Wars 3 follows with its trend of horizontal progression
instead of vertical
lame'mmos
MMOs are fun
i don't see it
I just fault them for their weird obsession with FOMO and vertical progression
I should play pirates online
Actually, I don't even fault them for their vertical progression
found this in the mech market
I fault Bungie for their whole system
I could probably fit mor lrms on this thing
last mmo i did was when my freinds roped me into playing lost ark with them
where there's about 1 berjillion guns and approximately 20 of them are fun at any given moment
so real
i remember waiting 4 hours at the login screen on launch
It's more about the community, learning new systems, learning bosses, grinding bosses for your gear, participating in trade
the like
i unironically completely forgot i had this quest going
yeah that'z why it suckz
It's just the dungeons to get your raid gear and then the raids that are fun
i wanna play the game game of the game
i think d2 and warfram could be the rare ones with decent gameplay or so i heard
D2's moment to moment gameplay is great
but WoW styled mmo's, miss me with that
along with puzzle solving while dealing with everything else
It's just. . . mismanaged to an insulting degree
Give players something amazing, abuse that goodwill for money, pull back to give players something amazing
can't wait for the LoL mmo to come out so thatz all my friends yap to me about for the next 5 months
rinse and repeat ad nauseum
I mean they're fine and fun
i feel like im in the bad part of town
noooooooooo
go do your leveling, then do end-game dungeons for your gear, or participate in trading
samechuari
then do your end-game raid
they are boooooring
do your raids until you get all your gear then quit until the next expansion
my phonetic exams are more fun that ts
it's fine
looks cool but how well does it perform
i don't know i'm not spending 8 million on it
real
i dont like leaving Goblin in a pheonix hawk but hes good with them so like
im also like 100 tons below the limit even with all 4 mechs going
I don't know if that's fair to say as like, an objective statement
though personal feelings rarely are
It's a formula that's proven itself over 20 some odd years
Unfortunately a lot of people have objectively bad taste
and all my subjectiv opinions loop back to being objective
I forgot how bad some of the custom mechs look in YAML
aren't they mwo ports
Some of them are
some of them are custom models
The MWO ports are fine usually
But the custom models are almost universally ass
The only reason I'd ever use yaml is for the rac
Mercs is too early for it but I don't care because I love the rac
I just mean to say that the idea of blasting through a campaign with mediocre writing, doing dungeons until you get all your raid gear, then doing raids until you get all of the gear drops from them is a fine enough formula
Battlefield 2042, whatever happened there?
Just sucks that like. . . twitter, discord, facebook, reddit etc exist
The whole "community" aspect of MMOs is fairly dead
Big Internet was a mistake
Return to isolated niche communities (I am not joking)
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once bartmoss causes the fall of the first net we'll have mmos again
We're literally in one 
It's just on discord
which is like. . . THE issue
all of your niche communities exist. . . on discord
Forums suck ass because not a single person knows how to make them feel nice to use
Reddit solved it 10 years ago. Literally everyone refuses to copy their homework
and I will forever remain pissed about that
Destiny's gunplay has always been unmatched, they have fumbled the bag for a long time but those raids and dungeons are still one of the best experiences in gaming, the hard part there would be getting a group to do/teach them, as well as the expansion cost
Warframe is a lot easier to jump in, more difficult to wrap your head around fully (tho a lot of the time you dont need to), but doesnt have the same immediate punch in gameplay like destiny does, but can fill the itch of having plenty of worthwhile things always available to work on, as well as gambling and big number simulator
I grew up with TS and Skype and I'm never going back
Kinda funny that Warframe actually started out with really interesting gunplay
I'll say "After the Total Biscuit Era"
but before void relics
The in between time there when DE didn't want AOE screen-wide nukes to dominate the game was PRISTINE
Except for Saryn
fuck Saryn
she has ruined the game since her inception
i appreciate ur time taken to type this i'm just kiddng @spare talon
i had fun with witchfire for having very similar gunplay with a game that is fun to play around it
Ok freak you bozo
is that the fuckiong AM monolith
this black knight overheats like its goin out of style
yes
Warframe COULD have amazing gunplay. DE has more than proven they're able to make distinct weapon families that all feel good to use
Im holding off on continuing past gnosis 3 or 4 before they finish up the early access
but they caved and made the game into an ADHD child's wet dream with 10-30 minute missions that are about screen-wide nukes
I love Warframe but yeah it's infinitely less satisfying to play than Destiny
But like
Every fps ime falls short of destiny
I wonder how well Marathon is going to do
But you dont have to play it like a job
Coming in off of Highguard's failure
So you dont get burnt out
People wary of Destiny 2(kinda)
One of the highest bought games on steam for a bit
But has the exceedingly good gunplay Bungie has mastered since 2003
So probably well
A lot of warframes successes come from how DE handles the game outside of gameplay
I just hate the art-style of Marathon
And destiny their failures the same way
i like the artstyle the most
Nothing about it speaks to me
it looks unique
Depends on what you want but yeah
I'd rather just play Arc Raiders
i like when stuffz unique
My issues with Warframe are mastery, factions, and certain grinds
I still dont know why its so different from original marathon
AR has a much more coherent and. . . almost. . . lived in? feel
not really the same vibe
Because Marathon, the boomer shooter, has LONG since been forgotten
Energy boats don't really work without double heat sinks (at minimum)
Why don’t you play enshrouded
Like. . . even Boomer Shooter afficianados only really mention it in passing

u sure ppl forgot about marathon ? p sure all the halo kids know it
My blazing hot take is that people only say destiny has good gunplay because it's Bungie and they cheat in your favor like three different ways so you feel like a aim god
I mean marathon has a lived in feel
Third-Hand knowledge at best
I can only say this about bows
Marathon didn't even make a splash when it released
ill have to pull the royal DHS out of the wolverine
yeah but they still know all the story
it was immediately taken over by Duke Nukem and Doom
and to a degree, Shadow Warrior
Mastery actually got me to play things I wouldn't otherwise and it was literally a big number I worked for to make everything else easier
Factions are so so so much easier because I got all the weapons n stuff
Because I'm poor and I have to pick and choose my games
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Newer factions have had no standing either
I won’t hold you doc
Returning to warframe after a 5 year hiatus
Shit just felt foreign
Like the moment I relogged I just got blasted with shit
Cuz they keep adding so much stuff and updating existing stuff
I'll give DE one thing
You still have the solar system map in the same place it was 10 years ago
Clearing it is still the most fucking boring chore in a video game ever concieved
but it exists
They manage to not fall into technical debt
My issue is that they didn't update a lot of the older ones
Some fucking how
I dunno
Like solaris
Don't get me wrong, the Solar System HAS its highlights
They significantly reduced rank up requirements for a lot of them, especially Solaris which was a massive bottleneck
Man even like ten years ago I remember Warframe having bad problems with content Islands
Ngl my main gripe was them just killing and reviving Alad V for the sake of plot progression
Brother was like a roach
VOID KEYS
WTB VOID KEYS
VOID KEY CARRY
WTS VOID KEYS
the only time I felt those changes were on deimos, solaris still has the problem of tags and the fact that steel path still gives nothing over normal which makes the grind boring
Void keys are still a thing but theyre not bad at all
Relics are weird, but at least you can't get scammed using them 
"Alright team, we're using my void key for a 2 hour long survival mission to maximize loot"
one person gets their drop rotation 3 and fuckin leaves
so everyone else leaves
what a great system 
Ok yeah thats not how they work anymore
Didn’t they do away with that system entirely?
Wait im thinking of dragon vault keys
Yeah, the Relics are an objectively good replacement
I dont think void keys exist anymore
Shame
I had a bunch of nolifers dragging me through things and the number of times I heard some variation of "oh yeah you should never play this mission type"
Also this next update theyre adding a sub objective of survival missions to skip some time on the timer
Flying big boobs
They also reduced defense rotation waves from 5 to 3, condensing the enemies into those waves
I hope I can trigger it decently enough so i can get higher level enemies faster
My only real issue with Relics is that people are flying through missions at the speed of mach fuck you so there's nothing to do
black knight handles like doo doo
Every time I hop on to do one I just stand still for 30 minutes collecting the loose drops that open the relic
pretty fuckin boring
Again, an issue of DE caving to the ADHD nerds who want to screen-wide nuke maps
Glad to see the experience has not changed at all lol
Just a game that's not for me anymore
come on fatshart, cats can have little balance pass next update
i only use the hero variant
Any mech with waistline weapons handles like ass in Mechwarrior titles
shoulder mounted weapons or bust
They added high level fissuers that can open any relic, and theyre only in endless mission types that are new, like alchemy, and void cascade (the best arcane farm in the game), so you can lock in and farm like 5 things at once in slmething more engaging
Yeah I don't have enough interest to go back to Warframe
The game just isn't for me anymore.
The whole "Screen-wide nukes being the meta" is just super uninteresting to me
Farming arcanes has gotten pretty valuable considering you can melt them down into dust and spend that in various arcane slot machines based on source
And frames don't even have an identity anymore because of subsuming?
The fuck is this shit?
soon darktide will be the next warframe with random bullshit on screen go
I understand its only one ability, but like wa
bad take
They can give frames new ways to play
volt has a build unique to him that only exists because of subsuming (electric death cats)
I can play Mesa, use nokkos subsume, plop a mushroom on the ground and bounce on it for strength, energy, and better sightings as I stay in her 4
They literally let Mesa bounce on it crazy style and its good
Excalibur
i think u mean hildryn
i made my garuda a starved vampire using her deluxe skin and a tennogen helmet
Is Ember still unuseable
She's not doing as hot as other frames but theres plenty of arcanes that scale off of heat that kinda fuck
So yeah, she still sucks ass
Ember has real sex
You're about to hit me with a 12 step plan to say she's not ass
its crazy
when everything else requires 2
Like 6% crit per heat proc from abilities for 10s, up to 50x (300%)

I don't play much Warframe but seeing as Octavia's ball is most of her entire personality, this is probably true for her
But yeah, Warframe has very much left me behind as its target audience
Cool and all that Saryn can biohazard the whole map and then proceed to AFK
I'm giving them 10 more years before I'm OUT if they don't add frogs
And everything else has been bumped up to that level of insanity
But I don't enjoy it
So much so I intentionally skipped the radial javelin build on Excalibur back in the day and went for his 4 instead
because at least that was engaging
I enjoy parts of it but I lament that the gaming community couldn't handle blanket nerfs in games that need them
Well, we've got Soulframe at least
even if it's shaping up to be a little tedious in the grinding
MR is fine when you can level a weapon up in 30 minutes
kinda sucks when it takes 4 hours
its got the old minds of warframe
i never got into warframe mostly because a lot of the gameplay seems too spammy, and a lot of the content is just grind for the sake of it
It wasn't that way a decade ago
Or, at least, the spammy was Rhino Roar for team buffs, Trinity for energy, excalibur for radial javelin and everyone had a tonkor
But it wasn't map-wide spammy
Games lose me when theres too much going on screen. Darktide is technically like that but i have most of the camera blood effects, ragdolls ect turned down intentionally so i can actually see wtf is happening
Darktide helps with the first person perspective at least
the biggest issue is crushers and bulwarks
just. . . literally hiding enemies that can attack through them
Damn you crusher packs hiding trappers 🤜 
yep
Slowly getting better at my bullshit as doorman
It'd be nice if trapper nets had 40 cleave
I get why they don't stop on enemies
but it'd be nice
they pull some bullshit sometimes
yeah this
this is perfect warframe to me
Engaging, you need to(kind of) see enemies on screen to do something
bruh
thats just wf gameplay?
Look, that's like the tamest warframe can get without having a brand new account
no?
Im still nuking rooms tho
Yeah but you need to exist in them 
It's the auto-propogating shit that kills me in warframe
Barely
I just need someone to get hit by the projectile slashes that go through walls
I remember when Excalibur was press 3 to win
you found the central room in the map
Then everyone just dies
something Saryn still manages to accomplish to this day
after uh
3?
changes to her kit
lol yeah usually when I play games with anything melee i want my enemies to last more than one hit
I like volt and caliban summoner builds
having a sword thats hits so wide like that is so lazy
I mean that's just DE leaning too far into power fantasy
Excalibur's 4 used to be a meme
because it took your whole build to make good
and even then it fell off at level 60 enemies
why so shroomious
Yeah, when I can make a build that works off a hotkey, blegh
which I did with radial javelin farming back in the day 
crazy that crepuscular triggers on reroot
God I do not miss Draco
This frame is very stationary tho
You cant really
Do this while moving
Not the fucken stalker larpers
Like I said, the game and its current design iteration just isn't for me
I get that it's fun
and you get a very rewarding feeling from watching a build you ground out for 100 hours come together into this nice little package
But meh
Not for me
I will say this: It's better than sewer camping with a Tonkor x4
to maximize your void key
my janus key
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
Always fun killing him in 0.1 picoseconds and he's still rambling on
Janus Key really must be the shit if you can talk after death
Behold, they cut me down but still, I speak. I am energy and I cannot be destroyed!
This death is temporary. My existence is forever. I cannot be destroyed!
yog where do i buy engine heat sink kits
what year are u in
hero mechs usually have a dual heat sink kit and a few double heat sinks
Hi yog ily!!!!!
some have a royal dhs
Lol
i was gonna swap the royal dhs from the wolverine for a single kit but there wasnt one on the market and i havent seen any yet
I should be good friday
I accidentally just took an 8 hour nap and feel like shit now
i could be convinced to arc
I haven't played since the first expedition so my character is wiped
My name is Patrick Bateman, I'm 17 years old. I believe in being Sigma. In the morning if my feed is a little cringe, I'll put on Asmongold while doing my stomach crunches, I can do 7 now. After I leave the chat, I chug down a Prime and devour a Lunchly, the combined nutrients of both help my broccoli hair grow in nice and curly. In the shower, I use my dick to pee into my own mouth, swish swish. Once, then twice. I then go on my iPad to play Fortnite, I use my favorite skin, Peter Griffin, even though he's not accurate to the show. When I get #1 Victory Royale, I make my daily donation to BLM, and use ChatGPT to do my homework, so I have more time to goon and edge. I can last 4 hours now. I then have a realistic panic attack while listening to Zelda & Chill. There is an idea of Patrick Bateman, some kind of Sigma, but there is no real me, only a blackpilled chud. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable. I am simply, just, Skibbity.
@sterile stone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60p4WENX9ig
In the Mirage league, you'll be able to earn pieces of the exclusive Orb Regalia cosmetic armour set by completing 40 new challenges, which you'll also be able to use in Path of Exile 2. Completing challenges also grants you pieces of this league's Totem Pole Hideout Decoration.
If it says no ranged, then don’t use ranged
Easy
I forget if it extends to grenades
fatshark is very good at explaining things tho

Lmao
isnt this the same guy basically saying we'd be begging him for forgiveness or some shit
baller
John Brown was out there killing white dudes and it looked like darktide zealot gameplay
QRT: themalaru
thinking about john browns unique dwemer shortsword
i always seem to be the hard carry
Yes that is exactly what the poorly aged tweet is about
Llongyfarchiadau
Shroud combat shotgun is the way

Love John Brown
He may have had a white savior mindset, but that's really the best you can ask for in that time period
Is been while I haven't play this game, i hate get chaos resistance nerf.
In half of Acts
I stop at going boss fight on act 6
Because I learn i get chaos resist nerf after battle
Looking in the tweet sludge room
Galeo is there too
I wishlist that quite a time ago
Didn't bother buying them
Shut up
Firebreak was supposed to be generational
GENERATIONAL
now it's just a Deadly Circus Fire
I didn’t think Remedy was capable of such a fumble
Unfathomable to me
They were baby, even despite Quantum Break
Gameplay look fun at first, but bandwagon too strong
And the leader of bandwagon keep going stronger during these period time
Quantum break got nice music
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2029335221531705522 fucking lmao
Right?
The people that made games with a good amount of enemies on the screen couldn't make a horde shooter 🥀
crunch
i didnt know it was possible but i died on haz 1
the yellow outline blended with the fkn ice
i was speedrunning promotion
ah
didnt wanna fight or collect nitra just rush
my fkn gunner promotion cost me 150k
scam
capitalism
Have you played a resin mission on the desert map
yeah
Almost couldn't spot resin
Almost because I'm just good like that
i had a complicated ass giant cave
Can for reference looking ahh
@chrome wave
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2029205821586882773 @frosty herald
Death Stranding 2
Quoting Wario64 (@Wario64)
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well that was a frustrating match
everytime holy rev procced, arbites on the team nuked everything the second i got in meele range
like thanks
really letting me play the game right now
this consistently happened in general
specifically what I was running towards too
yung wipe lmao
skill issue?
I've got a bit of a gear issue
A while back I was advised here that the flamer was a great/the best Havoc ranged weapon- not for bosses, but for mixed hordes.
What about it?
I've tried this, but I've not had good results so far. The setup time and the time to build fire dot is too long for hordes of ragers and maulers, usage against ogryn hordes has been spotty, and generally ranged hordes tend to be far away.
I've had great results against monstrosities, though.
Wdym
Just use throw kit to instantly equip it
tf is "throw kit"?
I can give you a mod for it if you wanna
Darts
throwing knives
Yeah
equip -> press throw knife
Welcome to Zealot 
it works with bolter as well
Yeah
Ok so there's that problem solved
my other biggest issue is it takes too long for fire dot to build.
it's not until like havoc 30 that the density is enough for you to feel how good the infinite aoe dot is
or in heavy armor horde
...So there's no solving for the low dot build when a horde of ragers is running at you.
dodge gooder
Ah.
side dodging ragers is often better than back dodging them
wait what
when you're too far they have a kind of "lunge"
I think he doesn't know how to side slide
Yeah I noticed that; with the side dodging, does their whole lunging deal make it so that they can't turn fast enough?
😅
Oh he knows my bad
also don't sleep on the left click as it has a bit of stagger
obv it won't work as well when they're already in attack anim but it's there
@void bison he said the thing (fourth succession war)
what thing
mechwarrior
was in comms with her while she said "we're finally done with this map!"
it's like tarnished in elden ring or raven in armored core
What's a low dot build?
didnt think i'd both see and participate in the 4th succession war tbh
what is blud pilotinh
ive got a hero archer
not aaa king crab smh
sorry cant hear u over peak
if you like that a similar movie is Come and See
you think they like me?
their reputation resets in the 3040s because they become the federated suns
they already are the fed suns i think
i like jackblack
no
aall salvage right?
or get enough credit for repair cost
i can take all salvage all credit and 2 pip in repair
oh is 4th succession to become fedsun?
you should invest in auto canon
with slug round
ive got a guy whos good with acs ill try to hunt one down
Guys what blessings for relic blade?
mmh ppc
but even better
sniping someone with 4 ac 20
im a little busy with the 4th succession war but ill look into it afterwards
ik
i perfer the disco hunchback with pulse lser more
large
6ppc would just good the pilot
thuggin
the default razer paintjob ugly as hell
before u tweak abt paint jobs its the hero paint
yeah i know but im a little busy
I have but loneliness is like the cycle of samsara or something idk just chill
i do however find a locust with a singular large laser funni
once I get clan tech I want to make some funny YAML abominations
super large engine on a tiny mech with one weapon
i did an atlas with aall srm
shit
is
wonder what i get for helping davion in the 4th SW
scary
so an urbaan mech
you re discribing an urban mech
ideally yes for the 360 degree rotation
13 million cbills
i like laser crab
they are nice n cheap
cheap to fix
this is all i have
Suddenly everyone like Mech Warrior 5: Mercenaries
put some mech in coldsorage or smth
how do UAV slots work?
what does cold storage do
doesnt cost u maintenence
Storing unsused mech
it stemmed from me starting it
it hit mort and it didn't hit knife to make them play it but it made them ask about it
the inner sphere needs more mechwarriors, join the bandwagon
u put them in there for them to not add to ur maint costs
I want use heavy weapon on the mech but fuck some of mech is ugly and limited finding
can I put the pilot in there so they are cold and sad
Like 4 or 5 50mm AC
there's a mech delivery mod where you can pay way higher prices to have a mech shipped to you via amazon
My friend told me download this that mod like im lost somewhat
But i play with him
Once
then again
the game never clicked with me before
ideally you dont need more then 4 pilot
oh so this is what i get for helping out davion
did you storm the factory
no UAV slots
Kicking Liao is its own reward


