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yeah i need a fucking break from this game man
puppet makes it seem like it's out of his control
Just stop playing for a bit
just dont play the new event
The last thing I heard about Hungry(and Slovakia) was them getting pissed off Russia blew up its own pipeline and threatened Ukraine if they didn't let Russian crews fix it
Druzba?
Something like that
i mean havoc
i´m really trying
however there is only so much i can handle when 2 of my teammates get knocked 3 times per horde
orban has been a pain in the as using his veto in parliement to block anything that the russian govt tells him to
dont play havoc
Isn't he out of office in like 4 weeks?
is there like
a community where i can find smart people to play this game with
Idk he's projected to lose
hard af
because lfg channels are dead as shit
I just played a havoc 25 with a psyker who could not stay off the ground
his govt already controls all hungarian medias
what havocs are you joining
Like dead literally 9/10ths of the mission
level 20s or so
thatll do it ngl
Thank God hav 25 is not hard
Think of it as a hidden havoc modifer
No.
i guess its my fault that im too bad at this game to solo or clutch
Gay
If you can't stay off the floor you shouldn't be in havoc.
have you been attempting to join 40s
but there is only so much i can do with the equivalent of two bots
nope
cuz sometimes people there still accept
Tbf man 40 is hard
Yes
Speedrun to h40
No
:(
Honestly it can truly depend on your team and seed
Gunners? Its cbt infinite
The next thing is players and their patience
Im on havoc level 35
:(
I wanna go up
you used to be able to just be boosted to 40 instantly
Whyd they end that
closest thing it having someone with a good 40, 1-2 rumbler BLO ogryns, at least 1 survivalist vet then you just book it through the map spamming at shit
a good map for this would be oubliette due to how fast the end event is, and the mid event requires no objectives to be done
the host can also leave right at the end to preserve the map
because they want to waste a big chunk of your time
I'm good enough to stay alive in any havoc difficulty, I'm not good enough to carry people past high H20s low H30s
i, myself can thrive on 20
my teammates cannot
on 40 it seems it´d be the other way around which seems even worse

I'm making food soon and going back to climbing havoc unless I want to play Re9 after.
I'm on like 26 rn?
Cause I didn't play for so long.
i often join 20s-low 30s to help and cuz i find that level of difficulty engaging without being boring like auric or too sweaty like h40
but thats just when im on
which im currently at work rn 
Someone drug me to a H40 earlier and I was mostly fine but our two teammates kept dying and I just am not good enough to compensate for not having a team in 40
Pmo
They really should only grant havoc forged if you complete a 40 without dying
If I was better I could simply carry them
That's kinda what true survivor is
True survivor players consistently die first ime
Especially TS psykers
Idk how you get that title and suck
my title means something
at least to that one guy who accepted me to start talking shit to me for it
Yeah those w high titles are players that got lucky tbh
Why did he do that lmao
I just use reject
I wouldn't say that
i like my cyber falcon title
Reject/Base Border
You need to be somewhat competent to get it
How do I get that
do you remember what mine is?
Archivist right
Cole trying to flex his play tester title
atoman remorae vanguard
and the guy accepted me and proceeded to shit talk me in voice for the next 4 minutes
instantly died then left, it was his own hosted lobby
after that i saw him in pf again with 1 rank lower
Okay but why
What shit talking did he do exactly
What was his issue
Lol
Also
Embarrassing
Cole believes it's soem targeted attack against him
From who
Fuck knows
???
how much cock did i suck to get it
he knows i suck at the game
other general insults
etc etc
Who does targeted shit in this game
Tanner
he started like actually angry yelling on mic at me because i wasnt actually giving an answer to that question
I don't know about that seems like hes moved on atp
Also cole kinda autistically just browses any and every forum regarding darktide
So

Cole 100% is not on 4chan
He literally is
at least im not combine
he interacts with the steam forums
No he isn't
uegh
Cole ur not on 4chan right
darktide steam forums
He's posted screens before in Dorn's server of him interacting with people on 4chan

very very very rarely
the cooperative games board is basically hard dominated by darktide
Cole is there
K time to look
If there wasn't a shot of you getting muted
Would be funny as fuck to post that rant someone made about you
What board again
Where
The context of the screenshot you posted getting you muted
OH YEAH
Brother just knows
You have a cabal backing you up
HE'S SEEN IT
Cole runs fatshark

cole's shadow cabal of playtesters
I would fucking die if that ended up being Bijou
coop games on video game generals or something
i wouldnt be surprised
what did he crash out over again?
was it a new update
Something
He was mad about some balancing patch fat shark did
Went on this weird tirade
And was like
"Dorn you slur you something something, you caused this"
Like actual mental breakdown over a fucking video game
And come to find out
Dorn had like no involvement or some shit in the patch
So dude just kinda freaked the fuck out for no reason
Something about zealot?
Like it was such a inconsequential thing
i believe it was chastice
that chastice had 2 charges now or something
or was it cdr regen
cdr
Damn even Ciaphas remembers
Hi zealotry chat, what zealous things are you all cooking up tonight..
food to feed fatmangus
Are you stealing rations, again?
Reviewing recordings to see what errors I made and training to fight things I struggle with in the psykanium has helped me
But otherwise just play da game a lot
yes
Give him the darktide senzu bean
in vt2 this wouldve been a guaranteed death
Get your ass in here
NA is a ghost town
We need fill ups
Smh
hop off dt
hi mumin
My friend was asking why Holiday felt so miserable playing at times but is so fun
I told her
Well she’s got skill expression so she’s similar to Sinclair where have to learn them, and two you’re playing Street Brawl
Like Holiday will feel a shit ton more fun on actual Deadlock
yeah sb will not give you a good impression on anything
unless u like
pick a spirit nuker
pick every purpele item (dont even have to read them)
then it might ........
Yeah I stressed that and SHE WONT FUCKING PLAY ACTUAL DEADLOCK
good for her
PLEASE THATS HOW I GOT INTO DL LIKE BIG TIME
mobas are shit tier genre
didnt this guy used to review hentai?
you'll get peer pressure into dl anyway it doesnt matter
thats all I know about him
He is a loli defender
ahh
I remember seeing this guy in my feed occasionally years ago and he like
Actually played games
And he is israelist
the fuck is nux on about lmao
loli defender and israel
He put cropped porn of an animators sona on his videos that he literally never spoke too
"Me and Jaiden reviewing the new hentai show"
That and he’s into anime kids
yk the meme template where the dude is mixing shit into a cauldron
and the last frame is him adding soemthing bad
yeah
so you got movement shooter
from power puff girls
deadlock moment
steam cant help themselves from making a really good game, of the worst kind of game
yes
but! you can just play brawl
its barely a moba at that point
mor like a roguelike
very fun
I’m hoping they add another casual game mode cause the setting and how it plays genuinely feels like lightning in a bottle
ITS JUST A FUCKING MOBA RAGGHHH
brawl is really ogod
deadlock made me understandz
there is no bad game genres
only bad games
widsom every1 should accept
True
Why does dot dmg seem busted still in haovc
Oh you two see the new HP Bar system they’re planning to add? @solar gorge @heady rapids
I like it but I’m not a fan of stamina being shown
not using it ovber the current test one
they're overengineering it hard the current one is perfect
the default one is good if you want more info but needs a design update
Cause I genuinely think
Stamina should be something you have to guess aside from checking their greens and estimating
Cause seeing the amount they have at all times will make people doing risky plays into confirmed deaths
Aka
Cause you know damn well people are gonna get overconfident when they see an enemy has 1-0 stamina remaining
i was playing against the ss today
cant remember the other 3 but there were ivy paige and haze
prob someone else
Bebop
Seven?
and stunned
probably yeah
ill check
I mean at least you can pathetically easy counter spell Static Charge
By yourself or team fight is my question
well it didnt really matter htey pressed them all int ome on cd
Okay so overall just being annoying
oh yeah paradox seven and apollo
so also disarmed
and whatever the fuck paradox does
it ok
Silence
yeah disarmed silenced and whatnot
If you scroll up you’ll see my opinion
I don’t want
Stamina implemented
Too much info
It’s more just I see it getting people killed more
I’d rather stamina be predicting than seeing it
yohsi confirmed this weekk we'll be able to pick new heroes as ban options
and also balance
celeste taken out back and shot please
Seven nerf probs
one can only hope silvr and celeste get shot 58 times
silver will probably sadly just get a slap on the wrist like all other times
apollo "please end before 25 minutes" apllo
I'm trying to get better at learning to play doorman
specifically as roaming support
Venator needs a gutshot nerf that’s kinda about it
Literally just melee Ven needs toning
Normal Venator? He’s fine
i like dying against a hero i dont know the kit of and the damage showing 0
smitten
It’s Abrams except somehow more annoying
In dt or
except he has an ult thats a lot better than abrams
Rem? I genuinely feel mixed on but idgaf what happens to the owl rat
rem is fun hate him tho
trying to find sinners on the map that was just there
nope
Apollo I feel mixed on as well but I think he’s fine
they do lots of things........
It’s literally just Melee Venator needs to be taken out back and shot
Celeste and Silver…
ISIS beheading
Well aside from new hero’s that need nerfs
Any of the previous roster that absolutely need it
rapetone's friend
Bebop bombs I’d say and literally Shiv killing blow just being a tad bit longer
I have a gut feeling my boy Seven will be nerfed
My favourite but sausage rolls are better
You basically have to counter spell the moment the knife unsheathe plays or you’re dead
Fun fact tested that against melee Venator
Similar Situation
the frikandelbroodjes are unguarded
You have to basically predict cause it’s nearly frame 1
why can he even press that shit
Or else it’s an instant kill
while im charging
these things arre left unguarded every saturday
Look if they nerf Seven though I’m just praying Ball Surge doesnt get dumpstered
cuz i'm the one guarding
Unironically most fun I’ve ever had playing a hero
Mina…..
Surge is stored in the balls
I love applying suppressor to the enemy team cause of power surge…
Seven rubbing his belly full of applying debuffs
honestly good for him cause the tradeoff is that he looks like a fucking ape
@stuck thicket I see why you have grievences with havoc
I just met the most glue drinking
Dumbest console players to exist
yeah man
i’m trying my hardest but for the love of god i’m not good enough to hard carry
I dead ass watched 2 people with almost both of their bars filled with corruption refuse to pick the last medicae
Guy keeps telling me to take it
I take it
"Woooow you couldn't wait"
I was just sitting next to the fucking med station waiting for someone to use it
OLD GREY TALON PORTRAIT
No one goes near the fucking thing
could be worse
Why do think I call him Chimp sometimes
He’s very chimp coded
today i had 2 ”people” walk past a ritual dh
I can tell by how you’re wording that you’re quickly realizing how
Intelligent
The average Havoc pub is
It's like the havoc isn't even hard
It was a fucking 30
It's just for some reason
When everything starts going well
Collectively
Atleast 2 people suddenly get brain damage
And their sleeper agent coding kicks in
And they throw
is there a discord server or smth for finding actually smart people who do havoc, the lfg channels in this server are dead as shit
cia brainwashing to prevent pancake from getting the penances
what do you even need to do?
If there is you probably don't wanna be there
If it's a havoc discord it's probably filled with sweats with the most cancerous personalities known to man
Not really
i need to do the 50 mission one for the chest armor and im never touching havoc again, i just want the drip
Could try playing with Ainz sometime but admittedly he’s playing for fun not to actually win
Just the difference is he has the skill to play casually in 40
spam havoc ones
i just did that
that is in fact a solution
i didnt bother doing high havocs for the gear
Was gonna say
id offer to help but i have to get thru damnation and then into havoc i think
Before I got off there's 2 ogryns that were hosting a havoc 4
and i just cant be bothered
hwell
ive got no reason to play the game
at least i wont be bored when i get back home tommorow
i honestly
might watch speedrun/solo videos and try to pick up on how they play
he still look like this
unc has not been updated since launch
hey dont talk shit on my bird
im so done i might just try to get into random people’s h40s and see how it goes
porhaps
im fairly convinced that some arbites i played with today was suffering from vertigo in real life due to how god awful his positioning was
i mean if you wanna do the fashion penance just either join randoms or host your own a whole bunch eventually you'll get it
it be like that
i helped a few friends climb their havocs and got the fashion fairly quickly
@median steeple @heady rapids https://gamebanana.com/mods/657156
even the 1-16 havocs count
rem alcoholism
yeah hANG HIS ASS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
and those are like malice
Oh I know his old portrait is just really fucking funny seeing
also can I get a vibe check for crusher? i have a friend who started using it and I was curious about it as well. What's good on it? Is it a meme or is it an ok weapon?
crusher is really good
but a combo weapon
yeah? is it good for piety, inexorable or marty? what blessings are nice for it? And when you say combo, what combos are good to learn for it?
All yah need
shield
Break the line
profit
It's not that difficult
molly is toxic
she would never
almost died to fall damage cause of her
u probably bullied her or something

LMFAO
Speak of the devil

You finally clear those debuffs?
It's mostly gone now
Now it's time to celebrate with TEQUILA
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2028243072933335348 what did anakin mean by that
This McDonald’s tie-in commercial for The Clone Wars movie from 2008 is still so funny out of context
Hell no I'm not drinking so soon
I am
You're Welsh tho
i feel like this currently
dont listen to him hes a texan
.....cau hi
You are why I drink
knowing him that is incredibly valid
AND I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
my advice is drink heavily when u talk to him
I SAID WAFFLES WAS A BETTER ALTERNATIVE
NO ONE LISTENED

Listen
I need that overclock for the floor magma
idk I been playing sm2

alright mr "holier than thou" lets get you to bed
if u wanna grind for a year go for it
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2028456539397222782 so this means RE9 is a better game?
Resident Evil Requiem (2026) vs Red Dead Redemption 2 (2018)
︀︀
︀︀8 years later, Rockstar Games remains unmatched.
What class are you even grinding out atm?
noh im too lazy for that
rough
i hate videos like this so much
who tf is looking at rain puddles on edges
fav space marine chapter?
You can't play any Rockstar game on release with any machine ime
you know whats funnier
NOBODY fucking cares about graphics this much bruh
rockstar games have rocky launches but scale well tbh
what's funnier
||it only rains in the intro||
Wdym by scale well
re9 does have an extremely annoying film grain filter over the game
work well on all kinda of hardware and actually use your beefy pc
unlike 99% of games that have bottlenecks everywhere
yeah i got it just now
play somre games with a fully built techie then re9
Yeah I’ve done a few solos
imma take a break and run the weeklies with him
i bet ill get 1 shotted
on hard stratas with extra 25% dmg taken
I’m torn though
Fortifying salvo is a nice qol perk however the one below it allows you to better control your 1st signature perk
Having a hard time deciding which I prefer
ill keep fortifying salvo cause its a lot comfier
i wanna run some games with plasma and burn 
we have flamer at home build
i wanna try and do a sniper build for techshartrine
cause i heard it does badonkadonkers damage
its insane
1 taps zenos and nukes neuros
also just deletes specials
and with first signature perk u get to use it twice in a row every 90 seconds lol
exactly 
raptors & deathwatch prob
this is only on lethal but 
jesus christ
yeah on absolute it does like 1/4th or half
I'm a lot of ordeals off from getting the tyrannic war veteran ultramarine stuff
and people complained that absolute bosses have double hp 
cause the zone signature perk is used
The deadly potato launcher in action
penances in this game have me feeling like captain ahab
Over half if you take the 20m perk
in the poll saber made it was the least picked option
and they put it in anyways
so people have a right to complain
I won’t hold you doc
they made the right move
people are dumb
especially sm2 players

The dlc bulwark armor is about as good as it gets
You almost gave me cancer earlier 💀
not me tho im very smart with perstine awarness 
photoshop
wait photoshop is outdated
ai
Looks like people are realizing xenoblade is the way to go for techmarine
WE ARE ENEMIES, TILL YOUR DYING DAYS
....or until I forget. Whatever happens first
Hey, you don't happen to enjoy the krieg?
wat
I am not a fan of the French
black templar champ? yea it's gud
I like the DA champ one as well
this is discrimination
but this game is just overwhelmingly ultramarine
Painfully so
bulwark has 2 of the best champs
i need a deathwatch game
easiest way to put mfs from different chapters in 1 game
I got rocket jump and then instantly stopped caring for over clocks lowkey
I still think it's a massively missed opportunity to not make the BT champ the literal emperor's champion
as in a different design or what
u don't know the emperor's champion?
wouldve needed to give him a greatsword then
sigismund's sword isn't greatsword iirc?
i know that its an honorary title given to la cream de la crop
it would be a longsword
it's more than that
technically
basically before major battles, BTs gather around in a circlejerk and inhale LSD
arguably one of my favourite marine designs
and one of them will get high enough to see the emperor bless him
forgot to put 40k before Sigismund's sword and got the real thing lmao
inquister this man is claiming that they did not infact see the emperror
after the session he'll then be bestowed upon sigusmund's sword and be designated the emperor's champion
where their sole purpose is to seek out high priority enemy units and kill them
well u do get a special sword skin 
it's quite beautiful
all of the champions use the black longswords
i’m afraid of admitting i fuck with the black templars heavy because of the kind of people i share that crowd with
I don't think space marines even have a "greatsword" type weapon
nvm
I think
grey knights do
look at this dude
yea but it's not the emperor's champion black sword
grey knights black templars dark angels
DA and BT are all longswords
generic guys dont
by greatsword do you mean something resembling a claymore?
This will always be the image of a first born to me when someone says space marine
executioner sword
god bless nostalgia
sick asf
posing with my sick ass sword and frying my nervous system
hello saber pls add the sword
It's an executioner sword but it's def bigger than the rest of their swords
yea they shud have just done the emperor's champion for BT champ
i adore how minimalistic it is yet has so much detail
tthe next melee weapon is a greatsword
they'll probably add that shit as a skin for it
if theyll make a black templar chapter pack
there's also no chainaxe for some reason
we should 100% be able to make a champion
I know right
saber said they ain't doing them sadly
pisses me off since they're so cool
so I just use the power fist
maybe in sm3
at this point we have a tiny ass sekelton crew working so they can only do 1 thing at a time
also my incomplete RG assault because I'm missing them
also if they do a greatsword id imagine itd come alongside judiciar
cause otherwise realistically it would be stuck on bulwark
yeah they're all working on toxic commandos and john wick
more like sm3
besides the left overs for SM2 and WWZ (that team is there to fix problems)
unless they somehow extremely stretch it by saying to GW that technically grey knight techmarines also use greatswords
saber is really big
its not the same people makiong every game
atomic heart dlc4 is impending its release
which means that team is free to join others
John Carpenter's Toxic Commando (2026): A first-person shooter featuring zombies and vehicle combat, releasing on PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC.
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Jurassic Park: Survival (TBA): A first-person action-adventure game set on Isla Nublar.
all the games saber is doing atm
roadcraft
mundfish self published so saber doesnt have to allocate a workforce there for the second game
idk why that's there
unironicalyl what's holding back adding melee weapons is and enemy types could be executions 
think about it, u need to make billion animations for a new enemy type for each weapon
i feel compelled to make caption gifs with darktide abilities
and adding a new melee means billion new animations
Toxic commando looks decent
it does but I fear it's gonna be another B4B
Hand that over youngin
Ive heard the plot is thin
but the gameplay is good
impaling a thousand sons warrior and then lifting him up
peak animation
Life in a rust zerg.exe
I hope this is satire
i dont, it’s mad funny
It probably isn't
the animations for omni are so funny
omni gameplay: smack the ground to creat magic explositions and do funny impaling thrusts
omni animations: DOOM ETERNAL
Reminds me of getting homework help from my world of tanks clan back in the day 
Cool bunch of peeps them
i need to make gifs like this for every ability in this game
Pisses me off the charge is so slow
Why is it slower than bulwark shield rush
doing homework in between clan battles on a laptop that absolutely should not be playing video games
Make it make sense
a charge more like a walk
he should just fucking
go vroooooooooooooom
make him run fast
they want u to do a charge to farm armor
but the animation is so slow
also it takes too long to get the multiple thrusts after the charge
i still have no clue how to trigger the 3 thrusts on impaling strike
i CANR STOP MAKING GIFS
its faster than the sprint for all marines
basically the way they want u to play omni is pre charge farm armor on the way then impale the first elite then chain into light then hold heavy to smack the ground twice
that's the loop
damn if only the class had HYPER ARMOR
so i dont get staggered out of it
Every other melee class has a reliable way to resist stagger
Heavy stomping
"what is stagger" if nothing can get close to you
Until an enemy turns red I suppose
this community is so skill issues 
the only enemy I hate no matter what diff
and figuring out which one you're looking at in a group of 6 of them is aids
They're just badly designed enemies
chaos spawns deal wayy too much damage for their moveset
and for the amount of them
last one for now remind me tommorow to make more gifs
can you make one of leon
or Hunk
Hunk would be better 
diagonoses skill issue
its funny that techmarine doesnt have access to all power weapons

No I just don't play free classes like bulwark
Helldivers 2 complains about ammo shortages in dif10
but holy fuck the lack of ammo in SM2 is criminal
Op Raccon city was a fun game
it was
their dmg is overtuned that's about it, once u learn their timings they're easy pickings
I want it remade
also utilize backstep to retreat when you're getting swrmed
Who needs ammo when your bolter does nothing anyways
Heavy bolter is ok
how tf are u always running out of ammo
It’s pretty easy to tell which chaos spawn they are just by watching animations tbh
It's not amazing, but its okay
Welcome to heavy where your choice is shoot gun or stomp
i always shoot my gun
and shoot gun is just better
there's enough ammo 
I’m a melee enjoyer 
u dont have to literally shoot the entire map
if you're running out constantly on heavy you're playing it like a sp game
I don't quite understand the ammo economy on the heavy plasma tho
heavy plasma is efficent
Even if I'm focusing on groups of majoris/extremis
unironically
Absolute pub heavies just roll spam and heavy plasma
it just runs out so fast
HOW
1 charge nukes a big group
each charge consumes like 3 energy if built right
It's just Hbolter is kind of shit comparatively to other options
even the shit ammo of the melta will last longer since you fucking kill everything with one shot anyway
i like heavy bolter...
you do the pew pew
everypony hate me
i really like the heroic bolter
same thing applies
i never run into issues
i only play absolute/stratas now and there's always specials spawning so infinite refills
cause it has an instant max firereate
I do not stink
i can smell you from down here
taking Willow to the vet tomorrow to put her down
even naurdwar can smell it,,
also utlize your secondary
sorry gang
LMFAOOO
take heavy bolt pistol with 140 booolets
that's a joke I haven't heard in awhile
heavy doesnt need more ammo otherwise u deny everyone playing
also that message I sent on insta about how I sent that meme to everyone woman I know
it was every woman friend I had lol
The Heavy bolter could definitely get another 150 rounds on every version
my homegirls who I would die for
and it'd just change the QoL on it
average heavy game (my teamates hate me)
Mostly due to the fact that only the accuracy version is really worth a damn
best bolter now is heroic 
no start up
cools down on exec
pack it up vro
sssshhhhh i have to sell heavy's strength
I genuinely think techmarine has the best dmg in the game
But like C tier survivability
i have some absolute insta bangers saved
send me brainrot
@glossy nimbus if you really want to ig I'm around, I'm kinda sick of seeing pub psykers die immediately
Everything gotta have it's gives in takes
Can't have an absolute dps monster with tank
Nah it needs hyper armor at a minimum. I don’t care about tank perks like assault or bulwark has or self sustain
It just needs hyper armor
So peep this on me
Can you just place turrets down whereever
Or is it set locations
Rng
there's a few per location
Aw so you gotta like
sometimes its a sick ass spawn sometimes bro sits in the cuck corner
Kite mobs towards it for value
ye
I don’t kite mobs towards it
mostly bosses tho
I dunno how to feel about that
Only a boss
i would much prefer being able to put it where i want but u really dont need to kite for anything other than bosses
Oh. Sweet. Avaliable now?
think of the turret as free extra dmg
Find player
insert "he would've died without his amazing reaction time"
I was so fucking tired during this
and the lictor just misses
Is that under social?
coming
Shoulda been followed by someone turning on their mic going
"Beat his ass beat his ass"
lictor is a paid actor
I had to mute the audio because I had friends yapping about old personal stuff
but yeah dude jumps and misses
@calm salmon https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Mag1zzePznE
Enough to make someone cry
I never got the appeal of chicken and waffles
am I like
not american enough or some shit
how much she cooking for
I thought the same for a long time
family of 10
Important question is
I love chicken and waffles tbh
What sauce did you put on it
awww hell naw is she single
that's like sugary and salty stuff but not in a fun way
Regular maple syrup
That table looks fuckin incredible
Have you tried it
I didn't understand it either until I did
Sitcom breakfast where the MC eats a strawberry and leaves
i feel like i already tried it without trying it
It looks so fucking good
Also this shit why people are spending a grand on groceries lol
i know what fried chicken tastes like and what waffles taste like sooo
I'm already hungry why did you post that
why mix them
i don't see the appeal
It taste good
of putting the mtogether
I already ate and I'm hungry again after seeing it
I felt the same and then I tasted it
waffles taste like barely anything without syrup and im not putting fucking maple syrup on chicken
Sorta like an olives situation
My fat ass is eating this
TRUST bro TRUST
NO
Sausage gravy. Not syrup.
It bangs in an artery squeezin sort of way
The maple chicken goes hard
Chocolate waffles slap
Also proper waffles got good flavor
Sweet and salty
Need some goon browning on them tho, I put them shits in the toaster til they're crispy (also pancakes)
I thought they were already a thing on the dl
Until he died or whatever I heard happened to him
Did you see this earlier? #zealot-class message
She leaves him in Sylas' game for the mage stuff
Proper chicken and waffles
Stan just eating plates of sauce now
and mageseeker I think is still canon atm
Chicken and waffles usually isn't gravy
Nah it’s very common in the south
That gravy has pepper on it, not in it 
He's been doing this for days, he thinks bbq sauce and mayo mixed tastes like vanilla yogurt
Trust. You’ll never go back to syrup after sausage gravy
toddler taste buds
Did you guys witness his nothing but onions arc? He was eating like 4-5 onions a day
I've never seen it as a southerner
Must be southwest activities
I mean sausage gravy is great just never had it in that context
Charleston, SC - that kind of South
Not Mississippi kind of backwater South. 
South Carolina mentioned. brain aneurysm'd
They tend to elevate southern cuisine in those cities so yeah, it’s more common there than syrup
But if you’re in some hickstown, syrup will be common
I come from the Florida kind of backwater South where we eat gators n such
Yeah
I'm not gonna hold you
American public school lunch has forever tainted my view of white gravy
That shit just looks and smells horrible
And I've always associated it with school lunch ever since then
That's fair actually shitty sausage gravy is a crime
It's so easy to make properly too
Should I get an owl for a pet in my future or should I get a rat
? Was the school like actually making biscuits and gravy for breakfast or something?
Just don't be a fool and leave all the sausage in there, ratios matter
that would probably kill me
That’s garbage shit
If I could go back in time I'd show you
I don't think it was on the menu once in my schools
I’m talking about actual chefs
It was like a fried chicken patty with white gravy
