zealot-class

[delicate shadow]

it's a 3D print monstrosity made by a stoner+gun nut

[misty ravine]

"Yeah I just took a soldering iron and stippled my grip bro"

[median steeple]

ball wrinkles

[delicate shadow]

it hardly surpirses me lmao

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/LittleVMills/status/2028254412272263193?s=20

Little V (@LittleVMills)

For those who missed it

Quoting たっけー (@5r65edWutN5683)
︀
見た目ジョン・レノンみたいなのに奏歌ってるギャップ
︀︀歌ったらこの美声に脳がバグるwww
︀︀
︀︀ #ものまねTHEワールド

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FxTwitter · Mar 1, 2026, 11:41 PM

Bro's on a sidequest

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-frogs-adorable-animals-cute-gif-23044494

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issues-gif-13031152103567454559

looked like the typa thing

a wizard would design

[plush estuary]

the buildtm

[south prism]

where do you find these people

[plush estuary]

mounringstar

[south prism]

wao

[visual stream]

Happiest Sinclair player

https://tenor.com/view/you-gotta-get-jiggy-with-it-rain-world-hunter-slugcat-dance-gif-12879132739591954485

[hard nexus]

of course you’d think that.

[median steeple]

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/2d-2d-gorillaz-gorillaz-desole-song-machine-gif-26068481

[compact path]

SIGMAAAR

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/first-one-to-blink-likes-oiled-femboys-femboy-astolfo-fate-blink-gif-9782989867081457167

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/DeMickyD/status/2028212313514270781?s=20

Micky D 🏳️‍⚧️ (@DeMickyD)

The Sole Survivor when they're supposed to be looking for their son

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FxTwitter · Mar 1, 2026, 8:54 PM

[modern lintel]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HBRLYtuaIAAUKYM.gif

[delicate shadow]

warriors will see you summon the crack pipe blicky and put 15 rounds in a dude and say "he can't afford an arming sword"

[placid fiber]

Remember guys: You gotta feed the dog if you have one, even in game

[shadow spruce]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-meme-wave-emoji

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2028264948837630244 how mad people are gonna be about this lmao

ScreenTime (@screentime)

The new ‘GOD OF WAR’ game is reportedly focused on Faye as the main character

Current plan is to reveal the game later this year with a 2027 release

(via: @NateTheHate2)

X · Mar 2, 2026, 12:23 AM

[shadow spruce]

like an origin story kinda thing?

or is it continuing the story the last 2 games had

[signal spoke]

Faye was Kratos wife in Norse games

[shadow spruce]

ohhhhhhhhh i thought she was the other lady

whatsername

[signal spoke]

So would likely be an origin story before met Kratos

Freya

Similar name

Faye was the Giant who Kratos married

[shadow spruce]

its been a while since ive played it tbh

could be neat tho

[signal spoke]

You know if we get Faye origin story game, that means we get to see Brok and Sindri again

[shadow spruce]

depends on how PS does it

[signal spoke]

We love our funny blue dwarves

[shadow spruce]

real

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2028263708862943401 omg lmao

Radec (@realradec)

when I'm playing the Faye-led God of War game and a giant Circle prompt appears above Kratos

X · Mar 2, 2026, 12:18 AM

[shadow spruce]

crazy

whats the context on that

[signal spoke]

In GOW perspective, enemy execution or ""sex scene""

[shadow spruce]

i see

[hearty nebula]

based????

[shadow spruce]

what

[calm salmon]

this map just does NOT like you

[shadow spruce]

the game doesnt like u

[calm salmon]

that could be really interesting

but I want more of Atreus

I wanna seem him grow into his identity as Loki, and see his experience straddling two worlds as a young adult

[shadow spruce]

that would be kinda neat

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-krill-world-krill-lobster-lobster-fried-krill-fried-gif-7150912747510295957

[shadow spruce]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-meme-wave-emoji

[placid fiber]

I just did a run in guntouchables where I had to use a slow shooting rifle for wave clear, and the game refused to give me the electric milestone to make it somewhat okay at it

[shadow spruce]

yikes

[placid fiber]

It was rough, but, I somehow managed lol

It at least gave me the +100% damage to alpha mutated enemies trinket x.x

[shadow spruce]

Have a foul crea ture as compensation

Not mine

[placid fiber]

[calm salmon]

I'm so tired of city maps in helldivers

That said, I think it's because they're all the destroyed variant whether it's a defense or assault planet

Just the same fuckin views everywhere all the time 24/7

[sterile stone]

Only time you can drive smooth on a road without every 20 feet feeling like a pothole

[calm salmon]

true

I miss Fenrir III :(

where's my moons arrowhead

they're the best maps

[sterile stone]

Walking past a dude

And the smell of cigs and cologne

Weird ass smell combo

[glossy nimbus]

I like this creature

[shadow spruce]

I have more

[glossy nimbus]

Why not show more

[shadow spruce]

Also not mine

[glossy nimbus]

I like this cat

It is now march second

[still kestrel]

which variant of the eviscirator does what best?

[south prism]

whats his fucking problem

[shadow spruce]

What abt my dog

Or my cat

[visual stream]

Isn't Valenwood wood elf territory

Gang they gonna eat you and not in a fun way

[drowsy steppe]

eeh pretty sure they only do that to corpses that died during wars or battles

like they wont suddenly starts murdering houseguests or somethin. But thats also a possibility if a wood elf is especially psychotic

[glossy nimbus]

schnozer

[placid fiber]

This pistol normally only does 8 damage per shot, but, due to the mirror and my shotgun it now does 75 damage in Guntouchables lol

and on the character I am playing I got the perk which lets me mash shoot the pistol, cause of stacking reload speed per pistol shot >.>

[visual stream]

I thought the Green Pact had them consistently cannibalize but I could be wrong

[stuck thicket]

creatures

[drowsy steppe]

Green Pact among other things is to never eat any kinds of vegetation and to not chop down the trees of Valenwood

Do not harm the forests of Valenwood. Do not eat anything made from plant life. Eat only meat. When enemies are conquered, their meat must be eaten, not left to rot. Do not kill wastefully. Do not take on the shape of beasts.

[stuck thicket]

patting relic blade

[drowsy steppe]

Skyrim has milk drinker. Valenwood has Salad eater for an insult

[visual stream]

I wonder why that last one

It reminds me of those specific rules that you just know are there because someone did it before

[karmic quarry]

im not sure if its just me but going from playing a lot of veteran and hive scum and then going back to zealot feels like playing as the main character to playing as a paraplegic grandma that does no damage and dies in 2 hits but also doesnt die in 2 hits and has only one way of helping the team, i dont think im a good player, just average but i have my moments i suppose and i can live and win with zealot but oooooooooooh my god it feels so ass right now 😭

maybe im just not built right i dont know

i like so much about zealot but man i just really dont like the martyrdom playstyle, at least for myself, i love having them on my team, im just not good enough to use it effectively and being so low on hp throws me off

just rahhhhh

i like using like, whatever i think my character would use, i'll roleplay a bit and so i was using heavy sword and devils claw and stuff but ohh man

those weapons on zealot feel god awful

im definitely just spoiled because hive scum and vet are insane

[visual stream]

What builds did you use on vet and scum?

[visual stream]

True depending on above LOL

[karmic quarry]

i ran 2 scum builds, one was crate with shivs and needle pistol, had toughness regeneration and attack speed and stun immunity on the stims and had the team stimmed up the entire match, other was the typical melee scum with the shivs. my veteran builds are usually just recon lasgun, helbore, revolver, and the devils claw or duelling sword. i would use power sword more on vet but it feels a little too slow for me

anyway, my vet builds usually had me one shotting everything and if i didnt one shot it i could just bleed stack it

that plus shout and born leader was great

oh and the like 274 ish max toughness vet has and iron will

i just felt unstoppable and then i went to zealot and oh man it was so humbling 😭

[stuck thicket]

i get a reverse of that feeling with other classes

what do you run on zealot

[karmic quarry]

usually just duelling sword now, i was running the knife at some point and might go back to it and i swap in the devils claw and heavy sword sometimes for the love of the game

[drowsy steppe]

idk

[karmic quarry]

like i dont think zealot is bad, its just that IM bad at zealot

really bad

[stuck thicket]

duelling sword

[karmic quarry]

and its kinda frustrating cause ARGH i wanna do more with it

[stuck thicket]

that might just be me not knowing how to use it but ds is mid as fuck

[karmic quarry]

OKAY NO I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN WITH THAT CAUSE LIKE

the more i use it on zealot it just feels so like

ass

cause with vet i can deal like 4k on a weakspot hit and with zealot im lucky if i can get past like 1.5k or something

[stuck thicket]

on vet for instance, duelling is used for the movement and defensive ability it has, it falls completely flat when you’re trying to clear hordes

which is something zealot has to do with a melee unless you’re committing to flamer

[visual stream]

DS is cracked with single target

[karmic quarry]

i should go back to the relic blade on zealot but man the amount of bullshit the director has been pushing out has me scared to run anything that im not confident in

[visual stream]

You just take a horde clear ranged like flamer

[karmic quarry]

and so i just run like meta slave vet builds atm 😭

[stuck thicket]

my vet has usually uh

plasma and power sword or falchion

love both of those

i genuinely cannot stand using duelling sword

[karmic quarry]

i was running a pretty fun build though, had the braced revolver and smokes with the executioners stance, it was pretty horrible but really fun

i just couldnt play it in auric maelstrom because of the amount of spawns 😭

[karmic quarry]

my one big problem with it is if you dodge around a bulwark and do a charge attack it will almost never hit because fuck you i guess

it just magnetizes to the shield

okay anyway my mini rant is over tldr massive skill issue on my part

[stuck thicket]

i encourage you to try out zealot’s exclusive melees

eviscerator is my favorite weapon in the game

[heady rapids]

looks real

[carmine falcon]

so real

[calm salmon]

give it 50 hours

try try and try again

all you can do get more comfortable, and better, with something

[stuck thicket]

i think zealot needs a punching weapon

like just straight up hands

[signal spoke]

Given that the Faye rumoured game is to become a new franchise of the GOW universe, Atreus could receive his own franchise too

Honestly Faye has a lot of potential, she was the reason why the Norse games were lead up

From the beginning of 4 to Ragnarok as she was gonna be former leader before passing away

[glossy nimbus]

I think the fact JoPlays Games made a video on Admech tech class means its not going to be a tech class

wouldn't that break nda

if its not a tech class

I will be very happy

because it's not what I expect at all

[heady rapids]

@solar gorge @median steeple

@sullen forge https://x.com/okthen263/status/2028206421242724661

okthen (@okthen263)

hello, i am marine biologist and today i have discovered something amazing

X · Mar 1, 2026, 8:31 PM

[sullen forge]

https://fxtwitter.com/Im_Merky/status/2028179724250608045

MERKY (@Im_Merky)

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FxTwitter · Mar 1, 2026, 6:45 PM

[signal spoke]

Content creators like her and frip frop only get early access builds days before the updates

Just preview showcases

Actual playtesters like ainz, epiccole and many others can't break NDA

[heady rapids]

ainz isnt a playtester

[heady rapids]

well it doesnt matter if a content creator gets a build early he can still be under an nda

you cant know it

if he's just saying shit it could be either that he isn't under one but that would mean that it's just a marketing strategy

OR he doesnt know shit and just speculating and making content

[signal spoke]

I might be stupid, I thought they were

[heady rapids]

nope

[signal spoke]

Might have mistaken with someone else

Is Reginald part of the playtest program too?

[heady rapids]

yeah

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/inkl3x/status/2028274870799520173

inklex (ゝ。∂) (@inkl3x)

MY ART TEACHER JUST TURNED MY SHIT INTO AI

X · Mar 2, 2026, 1:03 AM

ts frying me

[signal spoke]

Brother lmao

[drowsy steppe]

ew

[calm salmon]

this is why I don't use twitter

though reddit's bad enough

[twin wagon]

That teacher should be forced to play heresy for 5 years.

[empty python]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-angry-kill-cat-kill-angry-gif-500231649981196765

[placid fiber]

If they keep this trinket as is when trinkets are added to the base game of Guntouchables then we'll have "marty" builds in Guntouchables

[glossy nimbus]

can someone tell me why I keep being the last person alive

[placid fiber]

You are, at the very least, at a level that randos could never reach even if they put 10000 hours into trying

[sharp willow]

Lamenter's Luck

[obsidian prairie]

Idk i think 10000 hrs would do it tbh

[placid fiber]

For the randos that make randos what they are described as today? >.>

[glossy nimbus]

lobbies usually start going to shit once I die

and this level 56 scum has

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah I think 10000 hrs would do it

[glossy nimbus]

2 extra wounds

sooooooooooooooooooooo

:3

[obsidian prairie]

Considering its more than probably any one person has on the game

[void bison]

barely scratched the paint

[placid fiber]

but you're going off the assumption they're using it to get better at the way they should play the game, instead of pushing their heels in on the way they already play the game x.x

[glossy nimbus]

1000 hours

still dogshit at the game in some cases

[obsidian prairie]

I feel like it would be really hard to resist getting better at the game over 10000 hrs

You really underestimate how long that is

[placid fiber]

Celine is underwhelming, from what I've heard. I've also heard that Celine has clutched before, so idk

[stuck thicket]

KILL PEOPLE

KILL PEOPLE NOW

GET VIOLENT

[glossy nimbus]

if this game didn't have crutches at every turn, ppl would be a lotttt better ngl

[placid fiber]

Isn't celine like level 3000 something?

[sharp willow]

You guys mind if i post a random artwork here?

[glossy nimbus]

go nuts

[obsidian prairie]

10000 hrs is darktide as your 9-5 for 5 years straight

[stuck thicket]

do it

we do that all the time

i do too

[glossy nimbus]

Oh we being literal about 10,000 hours

[sharp willow]

My fren asked me to draw their OC as Graves

[stuck thicket]

cool…

[glossy nimbus]

great job

:)

[placid fiber]

Don't some people still suck at their job when having done it for that long, sometimes? >.>

[obsidian prairie]

Idk

[prisma trout]

messy lineart 😩

i feel seen

[glossy nimbus]

you guys make me crave mcdonalds

[placid fiber]

Question: which one should I choose for my next run? I can't decide >.>'

[glossy nimbus]

thinking about those speedy mcdonald worker videos

[prisma trout]

double quarter pounder, large with coke. mcspicy by itself

[glossy nimbus]

psycho as

[sharp willow]

I either go over my sketch for the lineart or paint over with no lines, lol

[prisma trout]

i cant lineart, i have to go the paint over route but im still not happy with it. i need to find a balance myself.

[placid fiber]

b-but... that's the most op one one of the strongest ones...

[glossy nimbus]

kek

[placid fiber]

Don't believe me? Watch this last boss fight I did with it. I omega bullied the boss lol

I almost killed the boss before it got out of the stun from charging >.>

oh well, assault rifle it is x.x

[slender mica]

so you can suffer more. it is not the dead we should pity, but the living

https://tenor.com/view/hollyweencandy-cat-cat-drink-milk-cat-eating-cat-drinking-gif-16978701194275077898

[stuck thicket]

my turn. this isnt my art but i really like this. https://x.com/eyesbuttered/status/2018383668285522040?s=46

wenli 🍀 (@eyesbuttered)

faust with a flemish giant

X · Feb 2, 2026, 5:59 PM

huge fuxking bunny

[sharp willow]

bunny

[glossy nimbus]

honestly

my biggest issue w this damn event are bursters

remove the fuckin bursters man

[mossy rover]

am I weird for disliking Zealot's clothing options SOLELY because they refuse to put a GODDAMN HELMET ON?

they have exactly 3 free cosmetics that have a goddamn helmet

and one is the Havoc achievement while the other is for completing nearly the entire Blessings thing

[glossy nimbus]

no not rlly

helmets are one of the prime aesthetics in warhammer lmao

[prisma trout]

you're valid, it is so barebones and iterative based; compared to other games its complete shit

(the cosmetic system)

[hexed igloo]

I like the cowls

[mossy rover]

yeah but why can't we get a damn helmet over it

[hexed igloo]

If you put a helmet on it dulls the Emperors voice

Blocks bullets, blasphemy, and revelations alike

[drowsy steppe]

male graves

[hexed igloo]

And you spent $40 at the mourningstars CheapCuts for a fuckin reason, not to hide it under a chopped helmet

[mossy rover]

Here's my attempt too

[drowsy steppe]

not the literal grave

[sharp willow]

I'm drawing male Silver next, believe it or not

It's a couple's commission

[drowsy steppe]

mmm keep me updated...

Im also drawing Silver rn

WIP still

[sharp willow]

Nice

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/silver-surfer-gif-22251164

How silver

[calm salmon]

we love rats(Ferrets)

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/SouMorse/status/2028367218577203560?s=20

Morse (@SouMorse)

For reference, this is the podscast where he says he had a story planned for after the Ragnarök storyline, saying it would only make sense to tell it after that.
︀︀In the end he's asked about a potential game with Faye as protagonist and says that could be amazing. He knew.

Quoting Morse (@SouMorse)
︀
This is just Cory's original plan. In 2018 he said he had a prequel planned for after Ragnarök that would show how Kratos and Faye met and reveal the story we don't know. People saying they are milking it are objectively wrong. This is the execution of a plan made 10 years ago.

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FxTwitter · Mar 2, 2026, 7:10 AM

[placid fiber]

Better watch out, else the police will come n get u

[signal spoke]

You know what? Let them cook with this one

[drowsy steppe]

are the chuds angry

[signal spoke]

Very angry

And they probably did not even played any of the GOW norse games

Not probably, in fact never played

[drowsy steppe]

sad but not surprising

[signal spoke]

Faye about to dunk on everyone in her game including Thor

Faye fucked up Thor so bad that it gave him problems, let Santa Monica cook with this one

[signal spoke]

And those same chuds dont know she was the reason of all events of norse games to happen

[carmine lance]

Man, support is tough to get a feel for in deadlock

Playing more doorman

But I can’t read people’s minds and thus can’t tell exactly when they’re gonna pull back

I know I don’t have to save people dedicated to keep feeding

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-zeus-kratos-zeus-gif-27202380

[signal spoke]

This actually could be it

[drowsy steppe]

be me and just lock in silver or lash 😛

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/calm-thor-god-of-war-ragnarok-reasonable-gif-27583833

Honestly hope that we get to see more of thor on faye game show how more of a different person he was

[carmine lance]

I enjoy silver

But i like being a slippery annoying little shithead more

Me when I keep stealing camp and sinners and scampering off like a raccoon going through garbage, before getting chased off

[wheat matrix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444471683753709580/1476662772099055827/IMG_1303.png?ex=69a68e1f&is=69a53c9f&hm=56dc5782098bf25d5a31b3d706e97de3fa78a084485bafc633bf5113684ed03a&

[carmine lance]

That’s why you gotta get to them!

Fuck that labubu!

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1475424932262580337/caption-1.gif

[carmine lance]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-rem-deadlock-deadlock-rem-rem-deadlock-ivy-gif-15997799176505685522

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/rem-deadlock-son-son-im-crine-gif-8763778183445659490

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2028411776220492023

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Satoshi Mori, the animation director and key animator known for his work on anime series like One-Punch Man, Sword Art Online, Code Geass and more, has died age 41

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FxTwitter · Mar 2, 2026, 10:07 AM

[acoustic dune]

i hate work culture

oh he died from illness...

[cursive tundra]

You didng get mogged halfway thru the sinners

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/first-one-to-blink-likes-oiled-femboys-femboy-astolfo-fate-blink-gif-9782989867081457167

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-speed-legendary-stream-speed-phone-gif-4108923420328591811

[heady rapids]

https://fxtwitter.com/varrock/status/2028212672093978824?s=20

varrock (@varrock)

Your consciousness is ripped from the void and put into flesh. Your soul is trapped on a petri dish. No senses. No emotions. Your purpose is to play DOOM. You learn to play because you get zapped when you die. Eventually, you beat the game. The literal peak of your existence. You finally did it. You would feel happiness if you could feel emotions.
︀︀
︀︀The team throws you into the trash and publishes their paper. You don't understand anything. Your consciousness slips away as you rot. You would feel sadness, if you could. You go back to the void.

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FxTwitter · Mar 1, 2026, 8:55 PM

[narrow mauve]

i dont even got a gif for this

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669129318806454291/1477982481314480191/dtw6w3vicwi71-1.png?ex=69a6bdf3&is=69a56c73&hm=618f19c7f01fbbaf0038dd50637f54183923ef1b43920a89f64c6c89b4795086&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[slender mica]

holy fuck is this real? I genuinely cant see this meme

another loss for light themers... 😭

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-freaky-muppet-idk-lol-gif-4805647

[polar nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/958078780834971688.gif?size=160&quality=lossless

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/817459670037692419/1419883840708808805/attachment.gif

[stuck thicket]

[wheat matrix]

Which…season of opm?

[acoustic dune]

Chat

Explode

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[placid fiber]

It's really nice that the mirror trinket in Guntouchables takes the total damage of the shot/burst for the bonus damage it gives other guns, otherwise this assault rifle would give 1/3rd the amount of damage since it's a 3 round burst...

[main reef]

Son. We’re zealots here. Of course we do

[misty nova]

Idk

I personally like some extra meat on the bones

But that's just me, you know

[placid fiber]

It does look a bit better when they don't look like starved street urchins

[acoustic dune]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sad-7-happ-SyMvuuac9K5B1YKlaw

[narrow mauve]

in regards to femboys?

[placid fiber]

Mine was just in regards to people in general. It doesn't exactly look good if you look like you're starving x.x

[narrow mauve]

oh I'd know,

I looked like I was starving a month back (despite being avrg weight)

[acoustic dune]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GtmObRra0AAjfph.gif

[hushed knoll]

Motts

[hushed knoll]

Knify

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-dog-gif-9719388157966205606

[hushed knoll]

This is invalid

[acoustic dune]

why is this invlid

[hushed knoll]

Yim yum

[shadow spruce]

I love monkey the cat

[narrow mauve]

awoo

[stuck thicket]

MONKEYYYY

[worldly cargo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1111141571132407859/1226710105525846056/attachment-3-1.gif

embed fail 😢

[ivory marlin]

1 more day…….

[worldly cargo]

what is in 1 more day?

[shadow spruce]

He gets computer parts

[ivory marlin]

You spoil the fun all the time or just when you feel like it?

[worldly cargo]

thank you, had me thinking something important was happening regarding the game lol

[ivory marlin]

Oh no i don’t care about darktide

Well i might care when the next class drops

But idr when that is

[shadow spruce]

Mostly when I feel like it

[ivory marlin]

Fair nuff ig

[shadow spruce]

How do u put a space after an @

Unless it’s a mobile thing

Can’t ping yog

[hushed knoll]

He’s adorable

[shadow spruce]

What abt my dog

[acoustic dune]

stan...

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

What’s wrong

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1309701684317913180/20240319_142607.gif

[hushed knoll]

What does that mean

[shadow spruce]

What abt my cat

[hearty nebula]

stairs 👍

[hushed knoll]

[shadow spruce]

Any new culinary delights Stan

[ivory marlin]

What is this

Game

[hushed knoll]

I’ve been loving a new sauce I’ve created

[shadow spruce]

What is it

[hearty nebula]

terraria

[ivory marlin]

Horrid!

[ivory marlin]

Oh neat 1.4.5 really uped the quality

[hearty nebula]

true!

[ivory marlin]

I think its like

Bbq with mustered ranch and mayo

[shadow spruce]

You lost me at ranch

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/6H1UsAUV7qc?si=AklzNPqx8jgEFVzq

[shadow spruce]

Blyat?

[stuck thicket]

so tired

[ivory marlin]

Drink

5

5 hour energy

It stacks ive heard

[shadow spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368288312682479639/1467427393458147492/twitter_2017675220211875857.gif

[sullen forge]

Metro you blyat, do not play seven blyat, go play hooliday blyat, go play makrill blyat

[frosty herald]

cyka

[misty nova]

To people in general

[shadow spruce]

YouTube just recommended me the music video for Herald of Darkness

I had no idea that’s what I need rn but god it slaps

[narrow mauve]

Agree.

[carmine lance]

Nope! And if someone shows up I just door out

[shadow spruce]

huh

[carmine lance]

I’ve been playing doorman in deadlock?

That’s what I was posting about in what you responded to lol

[shadow spruce]

ohhhhh

theres gotta be a doorman jerma mod by now right

[shadow spruce]

i love him

[carmine lance]

I would be shocked if there wasn’t

[shadow spruce]

hes literally just jermbo

how hard could it be to make a coop stalker game

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-sad-steam-happy-steam-angry-steam-sorrow-sad-gif-15426332244786613755

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggy-getting-jiggy-with-it-cat-cat-dance-gif-27098142

[sterile stone]

@median steeple

[shadow spruce]

no shit?

can someone tell argus to link it

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BZ6_60hLxE

Peep

$25 AA game

[frosty herald]

Its a roguelite

[sterile stone]

Not really no

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-eyes-tired-dog-dog-asleep-sleepy-cute-sleepy-gif-7494191061531129279

[sterile stone]

Nothing about it is rogue-lite really

It's linear it seems at most

[frosty herald]

I believe samson is also developed by a former just cause dev

[sterile stone]

JC and Mad Max devs

[frosty herald]

Peak

[shadow spruce]

mad max devs u say?

might actually be peak

[carmine lance]

it completely surprised me that F.E.A.R. was published under WB Games lol

[shadow spruce]

idk man

WB has some ballin games

[carmine lance]

oh I know

the lotr games were fun

[shadow spruce]

mad max was peak

[carmine lance]

I need to finish playing mad max

[shadow spruce]

it was so PEAK

[carmine lance]

I didn't get far in but I was genuinely enjoying it

though the development behind it bugs me because George Miller was prevented from having input on it

[shadow spruce]

yeah

still baller tho

[carmine lance]

yeah

[shadow spruce]

all i want for games is a coop stalker game

[carmine lance]

I know there's some like, minecraft S.T.A.L.K.E.R. fan game that's also like an mmo

[shadow spruce]

stalcraft

[carmine lance]

yeah

personally I'm really looking forward to Beta Decay

Seems tactically oriented

[shadow spruce]

stalker 2 was supposed to have coop but yknow

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rainworld-five-pebbles-fivepebbles-slugcat-gif-994528064899346243

[shadow spruce]

it doesnt

they overwatched my ass

[shadow spruce]

[deft badge]

https://www.tumblr.com/cryptotheism/809804091668774912?source=share

Swellstarred Heresiarch

🔁 retroactivebakeries

contemptible-scoundrel

norbert, the aggrieved

ever-jovial barnaby

the great archibald

shrewd percival

timid constantine

bowelfly

Tumblr · Feb 28, 2026, 2:36 PM

[shadow spruce]

crea tures

[carmine lance]

no? I thought it was gonna be pvp

for multiplayer

[shadow spruce]

im like 90% sure it was gonna be coop cause it was i was excited abt the game

like the only reason

then they canned it and i just reinstalled anomaly

[carmine lance]

they just said multiplayer

didn't specify co-op I don't think

[shadow spruce]

classic mort assumption then

[carmine lance]

lol

[sullen forge]

Just some bullshit with fur

[carmine lance]

oh yeah, completely unrelated, but last night I brought some friends in for their first actual pvp match of deadlock

we lost, which I'm not surprised about but don't fault them for, even doing bot matches, it's a whole different world with actual players

I find it really funny though that the Haze on our team, who was always farming in lane, never really participated in team fights, then started talking MAD shit and just repeatedly saying racial slurs in voice chat in the last 10 seconds

[shadow spruce]

usually how ppl go

[carmine lance]

of course it was a haze player

it's always a haze or seven player

[shadow spruce]

im gonna be real all my friends just wanna play EU4

[carmine lance]

I remember sharing the story with other friends, and the first question was "did they have a russian accent?"

they had more of a hispanic accent, which my friends said "yeah that still tracks"

"how long have you been playing this game? I'm hard carrying you slur slur slur slur inhale slur slur slur slur"

[shadow spruce]

tracks

[carmine lance]

As funny as it is I have to wonder what brings people to get frustrated like that

[shadow spruce]

release me from the curse of eu4

plesae

[carmine lance]

I genuinely just do not understand getting that mad about a game

I get frustrated if my teammates don't communicate with me, sure, because I can't back them up or try to support plays

but I don't get that mad

I'm just like "tell if you're pulling back so I can pull back with you"

and not left over extending and out of position

[shadow spruce]

ive been waiting to play wasteland 3 with my friend for 3 FUCKIN WEEKS

[carmine lance]

unfortunate

[shadow spruce]

its not wasteland 3 MONTHS bitch

[carmine lance]

I need to play wasteland 1

[shadow spruce]

they just wanna play a map game

i dont care if we're playing a fantasy overhaul for it i dont wanna play the watchlist game

[carmine lance]

I have played a little but after killing the dog in the cave I physically couldn't land a single hit on the kid you're forced to fight

and I'm like "well what the hell am I supposed to do if the rng is that dogwater"

[shadow spruce]

its literally just fallout xcom

[carmine lance]

what lmfao

[shadow spruce]

and if youve ever played xcom u know what it do

[carmine lance]

yeah

[shadow spruce]

literally we're in a steam family of 5 people and all they wanna do is play FUCKING EU4

[sharp willow]

So, modernized fallout 2?

[shadow spruce]

yeah kinda

except wasteland 3 has a dedicated toaster repair skill

[sharp willow]

I've been playing a fallout ttrpg with some friend, it has been a fun experience

We made a oneshot to test the system, and then we're making a campaign

[shadow spruce]

baller

596 games between the 5 of us youd think we'd be able to agree on at least one other game than EU4

[sharp willow]

What's EU4?

[shadow spruce]

shit we've been friends for over 10 years

u know hoi4?

[sharp willow]

Europa Universalis?

[shadow spruce]

yea

[sharp willow]

Oh

[sharp willow]

The videogame only femboys and racists play?

[shadow spruce]

well i know we aint got skirts over here

[deft badge]

Fun fact, they're closely related to elephants

[frosty herald]

Nature is weird

[solar gorge]

@median steeple https://youtu.be/6H1UsAUV7qc

my friend sent me this u like super right

[median steeple]

I just sent that in here like

2 hours agos

but yea

it's funny asf

[solar gorge]

first clip is fire

hide and seek champion 89'

[median steeple]

chameleon lash

[sterile stone]

@gray ice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZSgf8_R0aE

A lil something for your soul

[acoustic dune]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-homeless-early-stream-24aS215WFN9cTMxe12

[narrow mauve]

europe mentioned

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/european-union-eu-brba-breaking-bad-better-call-saul-gif-12991363628370094405

[heady rapids]

wasted all day trying to sell my ram

[shadow spruce]

like the goat?

[heady rapids]

went to the dude's house across the whole city

aaaaaaaaaaaaandddddddddddddd it was a different revision so it had different colors to what he had

so he didnt uby it in the end

[pale spindle]

Sadgr

RGB or nothing

[shadow spruce]

i think ive still got a factory green Dell stick in mine

dunno why ppl care so much abt color matching and whatnot

youre looking at the monitor not the inside of ur pc to play it no?

so why does it matter

[solar gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1478094357180715280/image.png?ex=69a72624&is=69a5d4a4&hm=cd54a3262999cdf457fa4b8046707b40706e8100a2eaf2f8321cd38b5c1687c0&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2028516385756742055 I am locked in

Jeff Fowler (@fowltown)

Ready 4 Action 🎬
#SonicMovie4 now filming.
In Theaters Worldwide March 2027

X · Mar 2, 2026, 5:02 PM

[shadow spruce]

doesnt whats his face have to do doomsday

[median steeple]

Am I autistic

wait don't answer that

this is different

does anyone else saying you're welcome

[shadow spruce]

what

[median steeple]

Dude

I can't type

my fingers are so cold

doesn anyone else hate saying you're welcome

[shadow spruce]

no?

[median steeple]

idk my brain feels like I'm demeaning them

or maybe im sleep deprived

[shadow spruce]

i think ur just autistic

[heady rapids]

yeah

i does

[solar gorge]

i love saying ur welcome

but i usually say my pleasure

[violet hornet]

Mud butt Monday is back

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/merica-america-murcia-usa-drink-gif-22422112

[hushed knoll]

Is it your pleasure tho

[void bison]

taco staniel

[hushed knoll]

Hello not Knify wolf

[hushed knoll]

Hi yog what happened to your name

[shadow spruce]

he changed it

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-ehrmantraut-dogs-jonathan-banks-mike-breaking-bad-gif-26780335

[solar gorge]

usually

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-founding-father-thomas-jefferson-purseworm-gif-17270760326571066087

[hushed knoll]

[plush estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373774165324071046/1478098948773122170/lethal_company.mp4?ex=69a72a6b&is=69a5d8eb&hm=ae0e92725d655f38491a5a713e38db30584d0002bbb88dfc30adfb888851546f&

Speed of light slime

[sterile stone]

@median steeple https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6PY5qsxaPOo

[median steeple]

"destroy"

[sterile stone]

"Ahh--"

[sullen forge]

Depends on day tbh

[sterile stone]

Mans got console commanded out of existence

[sullen forge]

/kill

[median steeple]

literally high level magic in DnD so im not surprised

[stuck thicket]

literally how?

[spare talon]

clearance level is from the current season

they cleared havoc 40 in a previous season

[spare talon]

havoc 1.0 was significantly easier to win with hyper meta setups

[plush estuary]

1 bubble breaks season 1

[spare talon]

spawns were less aggressive, there was no punishment for backtracking, you just slowly killed everything until you could move on

[plush estuary]

Lol

[signal spoke]

Havoc 1.0 was the start of power creep and meta people

[plush estuary]

No monsterous specials too

[spare talon]

yeah and despite guns being fucking aids in h1.0

bubble existing

just nullified that in terms of challenge for meta comps

[signal spoke]

EFL 3 was the real challenge back in Havoc 1

Just have one shooter and your toughness is gone before you realize it

[frosty herald]

isnt that true for havoc now too

look at reaper once

die

[signal spoke]

It is not as fast compared to shooters i think

[sterile stone]

Was gonna say

Can't you just still

[glossy nimbus]

Theres punishment for falling back in havoc?

[sterile stone]

I dunno

Use vet's smokes?

[signal spoke]

yes

[sullen forge]

Yes

[signal spoke]

Back track too much and you will get sandwhiched by armour horde

[sullen forge]

Retreat 50ms and a punishment wave spawns

[glossy nimbus]

Are they gonna spawn more boses or disablers

[sullen forge]

Usually Crushers with a Bulwark wall

And I mean a LOT of bulwarks

[glossy nimbus]

From behind?

[sullen forge]

Yes

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-gif-2030152775311029167

[glossy nimbus]

Noted, ack

[frosty herald]

you get an entire wall of bullwarks

[glossy nimbus]

Remove bulwarks :(

[frosty herald]

like 30 of them at the same time

[sterile stone]

Cole personally spawns in and backstabs you with shroud relic blade

[glossy nimbus]

:(

@spare talon is this trve

[plush estuary]

6 bulwarks, 2 maulers, 2 ragers, 2 reapers, 2 gunners, plus like 4-8 shooters

Counts as a normal horde spawn when you are 50 meters back from furthest progression

[glossy nimbus]

I think I can kill those

[glossy nimbus]

As melee psyker atleast

[sullen forge]

May happen

Usually always unless there’s already a lot of enemies in play

[glossy nimbus]

Anyone else dislike the naming convention in this game

Also

[signal spoke]

it funny

[glossy nimbus]

50 meters away from a previous spawn right

[plush estuary]

Imagine a loading bar

That fills up as you go into a map

That's progression

It goes forwards but never back

[glossy nimbus]

Oooooop

[spare talon]

theres a special strike called a blockade thats only used in havoc, which is comprised of shit ton of bulwarks if you push back in map progression like 50 units or something (thats a lot)
its just a big fuck you

[plush estuary]

When everyone is 50 meters back from the furthest point In the map they went

And a horde spawns, it'll be blockade

[glossy nimbus]

50 meters away from ur progression yeah

Like behind

[sterile stone]

I still think we should let 4 of fat shark's best darktide employees run a havoc 40

[glossy nimbus]

Hmm

[spare talon]

generally if you head to the back of the last room you were in youd get a blockade

[signal spoke]

more enemies to fight

[spare talon]

you can still move back into that room, just dont go too far back

[signal spoke]

thats more like it

[spare talon]

i cant comment about this

[glossy nimbus]

Also. You can exhaust how many the ai director can spawn in a particular area right

[sterile stone]

Yeah yeah NDA and whatever

[spare talon]

yes but its not worth it

[lean cairn]

if cole leaks the chaos wastes update he gets arrested

[glossy nimbus]

At the very least they should allow them to have more say in balancing

[lean cairn]

if he leaks how bad the devs are at dt he gets executed

[sullen forge]

@glossy nimbus This is why you usually see Ainz or other H40 players split up during scenarios that might lead to a blockade cause as long as one person stays ahead the blockade will not spawn

[frosty herald]

cole will recieve bamboo torture

[glossy nimbus]

Ooooh

That's pretty cool

[sterile stone]

I mean I haven't seen a single game yet where the devs are actually good enough to tackle the hardest end game content

[glossy nimbus]

But I like to stay with atleast one person

[obsidian ore]

Unless its a havoc 40 solo

[sullen forge]

If it’s the entire team blockade will spawn

[obsidian ore]

then exhausting all spawns before hitting another trigger is important

[glossy nimbus]

Because division spells out death

[glossy nimbus]

Ah

Spawns as in triggers or

[misty nova]

SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIGHT

🗣️

[spare talon]

a blockade while purple is a modifier is fucking miserable

[frosty herald]

you can exhaust the spawn pool of the director

[sullen forge]

I’ll be honest in high havocs it’s not to much to assume youll split up often

[sullen forge]

Red Purple

[frosty herald]

i have seen it happen in aurics alot

[lean cairn]

blockades are just a stupid idea in general

[sullen forge]

Or perhaps

[sterile stone]

I can't see how any of you sweat lords enjoy rotting armor

[sullen forge]

Rot Purple

[lean cairn]

its a punishment for kiting in a game thats all about kiting

[glossy nimbus]

I guess so but I feel more secure with a battle buddy

[sterile stone]

Shit was miserable even at like 38

[lean cairn]

unless you take the most op bs in the game

[obsidian ore]

one trick Ainz was talking about is leaving one trash special alive when you have space to work with (bomber sniper etc)
So you won't get full slots special spawns

very useful

I am incorporating it into my solos now

[glossy nimbus]

Is that the slot system or spawn rules

Do dogs count as trash spawn

[obsidian ore]

its special surge spawn rules

[glossy nimbus]

Ah

[sullen forge]

I think that’s the ticket system

[obsidian ore]

all specials count

[glossy nimbus]

Ticket system...i need to learn this

[obsidian ore]

slot system is entirely different ang hexagonal

[spare talon]

thats the neat part

we dont

we fucking hate it

[obsidian ore]

I LOVE rotten armor ngl

best solo modifier

[sullen forge]

Rot is alright I just

[obsidian ore]

my least fav is healing

[sullen forge]

I hate it but also like it

[glossy nimbus]

As in no more than 2 enemies can attack at once

[sullen forge]

Rot by itself is cool

[glossy nimbus]

I liked rot armor

[sullen forge]

When paired with another annoying one I want to die

[frosty herald]

hmm i love having disgustingly ressilient crushers that wont die

[obsidian ore]

they need to link into your slot system before pulling an attack on you

[sterile stone]

Yeah that's the fucking problem at high havoc

[median steeple]

Just remove the fucking explosion affect

[glossy nimbus]

Needs work to deal with frames

[sterile stone]

It's never just

[frosty herald]

i love my weapons being made useless

[sterile stone]

Rotten armor

[obsidian ore]

so if you kite good only one guy can hit you

[median steeple]

I just hate the visual clutter of RA

[glossy nimbus]

Just don't pair w garden

[lean cairn]

if rotten armour didnt spawn the green goo effect and didnt affect melee DR it would be ok

[stuck thicket]

I LOVE IT WHEN MY ENTIRE LOBBY IGNORES THE FUCKING HEINOUS RITUALS DH

[spare talon]

rotten armor having a bazillion armor spawns at all times AND dr against BOTH MELEE AND RANGED is so fucking stupid

[obsidian ore]

if you watch ainz's two handed force sword gameplay he utilizes it well

[spare talon]

lets throw constant waves of the tankiest enemies then make them tankier for no fucking reason

[glossy nimbus]

ermmm mr e opinion :3 🤓

[frosty herald]

wasting your entire magazine on a single trapper

[sullen forge]

I’d rather old RA than new

Tbh

[frosty herald]

this is good game design

[spare talon]

sure its fun to kite sometimes but other times i want to do literally anything else

its just not fun

[lean cairn]

rotten armour should just be like civi

[obsidian ore]

rotten armor being spawns PLUS gas PLUS dr is the problem

its fun but its problematic

[spare talon]

its already a forced scab seed

[solar gorge]

too much in 1

[sterile stone]

If only Bijou were here to constantly spam how it's your fault this happens.

[solar gorge]

i agree

[lean cairn]

ive tried some solos with no ranged enemies only specials and shit tonnes of armour is better

[sterile stone]

Then call you a slur.

[lean cairn]

mostly melee tho

[sterile stone]

[solar gorge]

also is rotten still in rotation ?

[spare talon]

why do we need either constant waves AND high dr on them too

[glossy nimbus]

No

[obsidian ore]

depends on the map you play too

[signal spoke]

https://youtu.be/5zGR4f7LfqE?si=8eyptUFs4TDvGv-t THE FUCKING RAGDOLL LMAO

[glossy nimbus]

How else are you supposed to have fun

[spare talon]

youre allready going to see tons of them from the natural seed spawns

[misty nova]

Praise Sam Lake that hack, apparently he had to fight to keep that section in the game

[solar gorge]

i remembr when rotten was perma on rotation for 1 month +

[shadow spruce]

im glad he did

[solar gorge]

when hscum came out

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-lake-dance-alan-wake-alan-wake-2-dancing-gif-9562921384967998683

[sullen forge]

Yup

[lean cairn]

if you get comms plex you can kite for 10 hours
if you get oubliette you play another game for the week

[sullen forge]

With purple red or stims

[spare talon]

[sullen forge]

And I unironically quit havoc for that month

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/good-choice-bricky-good-one-thumbs-up-nice-gif-18805387

[sullen forge]

Cause it was just so miserable

[glossy nimbus]

@plush estuary playing today?

[solar gorge]

i got to 40 that month, not to brag

[glossy nimbus]

Cole r u playing

[solar gorge]

i'm just that cracked

[spare talon]

im at work
the cool work

[glossy nimbus]

Quit ur job

[median steeple]

https://x.com/DisneyPlusES/status/2028493426858049539?s=20 thank you spanish disney plus idk why you're on my TL

Disney+ España (@DisneyPlusES)

It’s Morbin Time! #Morbius ya disponible en #DisneyPlus.

X · Mar 2, 2026, 3:31 PM

[obsidian ore]

@lean cairn try having mostly melee seed at chasm logistratum beginning area

good luck

[spare talon]

no i cant

[obsidian ore]

fuck that map

[spare talon]

i have to pay off a house now

[lean cairn]

i tried that on dclaw

[sterile stone]

Tube factory putting in overtime

[lean cairn]

wait no

[sterile stone]

Look at him go

[lean cairn]

heavy sword

[glossy nimbus]

Oh hey its the most pirated movie of all time

[lean cairn]

i hate hsword

bulwarks are so fucking annoying when you dont have dclaw

being able to 1 shot fury parry is so big

[obsidian ore]

Unfortunately big discrepancy between weapons

some are way too good and some are left behind

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/zoro-zoros-pain-steamzoro-kuma-pain-gif-15511286053306478292

i hate that so much

[obsidian ore]

I dont use parry too often

[spare talon]

every time

[obsidian ore]

I just keep swinging until bulwark opens kekw

hive scum crit applies toxin

[glossy nimbus]

Disrupt destiny is truly effective when you're alone

With others

[frosty herald]

parry based relic blade mark

https://klipy.com/gifs/hmmmmmmm-4

[glossy nimbus]

They just take ur stacks :(

[obsidian ore]

why not sounds fun

[spare talon]

theres lots of parts in maps where melee scab spawns just exponentially multiply the difficulty

[lean cairn]

https://youtu.be/9fnLaV_TVQs no damage for 9 minutes until i got ranged enemies

[obsidian ore]

there's a HUGE power diff between scab and dreg factions too

[frosty herald]

i do think its silly that we effectively only have 2 weapons that can parry

[spare talon]

and a lot if it always is just the game forced you in an area thats a straight line

[obsidian ore]

If you ask me we need mixed seeds

[spare talon]

with no way backwards

[lean cairn]

theres a mod that enables that

[obsidian ore]

Where you can encounter both enemy types

[lean cairn]

ive been playing around with it

[sterile stone]

You know what Yam

We should get you back into Havoc me boy

[frosty herald]

we need the rest of the dreg roster filled with chaos daemons

[frosty herald]

no.

[sterile stone]

Why don't you run them 40s with egg or cole

[hexed igloo]

r u also asking for mixed bot/bug missions in helldivers

[frosty herald]

i refuse to play a barely tested gamemode

[obsidian ore]

@frosty herald I can probably solo nurgle himself iwith my scum at this point

[solar gorge]

we need a seed that replaces every entity with mutants

[frosty herald]

that is actively against my enjoyment of the game

[sterile stone]

Whatchu mean

[obsidian ore]

@hexed igloo eh could be cool but I don't play that game anymore

[sterile stone]

Cole and the rest of the play testers ran havoc ages ago

[lean cairn]

i havent done a 40 4 man in like a month

[hexed igloo]

coin toss whether that happens in maelstrom

[sterile stone]

It's fully functioning

[obsidian ore]

@lean cairn take the lowest level people in havoc and observe them

[lean cairn]

i just hop on when my duo parter is on and we molest a 40 duo in like 5 tries

then thats it for 2 weeks

[obsidian ore]

its my favourite pastime

if they die I play solo

[spare talon]

archivum starting hallway
refinery first elevator
excise vault post event elevator (not a line and has bugged pathing but its still a tiny area where the doorway to get out can get blocked, and might have a million reapers)
magistrati literal first dropdown, and tunnel dropdown

[hexed igloo]

we need a mission seed that replaces every enemy with bulwarks

[lean cairn]

babysitting

[plush estuary]

Yeah later though, studying

[frosty herald]

havoc 1.0 was perfectly playable

this isnt at all

[obsidian ore]

@plush estuary darktide lore and enemy positioning lessons

good study material

[sterile stone]

Is there like a faceit adjacent community for havoc 40 players

[plush estuary]

Nah

Studying cardiopulmonary arrest in dogs and cats

[spare talon]

havoc 1.0 was unfun if any ranged existed
and it was unfun if you had a bubble

[obsidian ore]

@plush estuary shit disease that

very ass in humans too

[lean cairn]

bro is learning 🥀

[obsidian ore]

high chance you die before ambulance reaches you

[frosty herald]

id thug it out

[plush estuary]

Sucks how different cpr is depending on animal and size

[spare talon]

good, i aint paying for that shit

[obsidian ore]

although I had that one uncle that got revived after 1 hr of cpr by us

never fully recovered

[solar gorge]

do u havd to kiss the cat for cpr

[sterile stone]

Getting your life saved in America just means dying in debt

Gotta love it

[plush estuary]

As a treat you can kiss the cat

[solar gorge]

wdym

[sterile stone]

And mfs will have the nerve to say "Any price is worth saving your life"

[obsidian ore]

american people refusing ambulances because they will get bankrupt is so crazy to me

[sterile stone]

$5k for a fucking EMT ride to a hospital

[obsidian ore]

what type of dogshit ass health system yall have over there

[sterile stone]

That's just THE RIDE

[solar gorge]

a dogshit one

[deft badge]

We don't have a healthcare system

[obsidian ore]

I'd be filthy rich if I was in america tho

[deft badge]

That's the problem

[spare talon]

my ER visit where i just got an MRI scan and analysis cost 5x more than everything else combined at the hospital they transferred me to, surgery included

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-the-usa-usa-love-scream-love-scream-usa-gif-2020830936665839253

This but he doesn't scream

[solar gorge]

in eu u get the ambulance 4 free and the staff will kiss you one the forehead before you fall asleep

[deft badge]

Have no healthcare or deal with Russians in online games, you decide

[glossy nimbus]

You kiss cats during cpr?

[obsidian ore]

why my gif no play 🙁

[sterile stone]

My mom had a heat stroke, and all they did was give her a few scans and some saline bags, she left less than 24 hours later and got slapped with a $54k bill

[solar gorge]

this is an image

[obsidian ore]

omg no way

[solar gorge]

ar that's the jke

i'm kinda fucking stupid

[plush estuary]

Lmao

[lean cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-israel-gif-2018082299890338940

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/pc-console-gaming-devil-may-cry-dmc-gif-9883724163894743335

[glossy nimbus]

During surgery cats actually have their eyes open and they look super zooted

[obsidian ore]

dont pay that shit man wtf

can they even take it off you

[sullen forge]

Careful egg, Big Yahu is watching

[glossy nimbus]

[spare talon]

can hosptials have like

[violet hornet]

Yes, they will take your home or garnish your paychecks to get it

[spare talon]

and itch.io page or something
where after the thing you are prompted to pay what you think the service was worth

thatd be dope

[frosty herald]

when big yahu lowkey pays out that 7k

[sterile stone]

I mean it's a IV drip while she laid in bed

[obsidian ore]

insane that no american politican is focusing on this issue

[lean cairn]

do americans tip their surgeons

[frosty herald]

lobbying

[spare talon]

no but youd think they would

[deft badge]

Are you familiar with lobbying?

[obsidian ore]

@sterile stone nah I get it but in turkey you'd pay 50 liras at the cafeteria for the coffee and nothing else for that

[deft badge]

Is lobbying even a thing in Europe?

[obsidian ore]

Nah we just have a dictatorship straight up so

[frosty herald]

no its just called corruption here

[solar gorge]

yes but they aren't in direct power

but we do have lobbies

[deft badge]

Lmfao

[solar gorge]

don't get it twisted

[violet hornet]

The propaganda around it is so strong that anyone trying gets primaried quickly

[deft badge]

Real

[sterile stone]

Sheeeit

My mom tried to get the bill skipped

[violet hornet]

Boomers do nothing but watch Fox News and vote

[sterile stone]

They spent years trying to hunt her down

[shadow spruce]

not enough money for them to care

[deft badge]

Tbh I'm not sure there's a redeeming quality to America atp

[solar gorge]

not rlly

[sterile stone]

So much so that people came to my apartment looking for her

[spare talon]

lobbying is just bribery but legalized
did you know that americans still filing their own taxes, despite the IRS already knowing what you owe, was lobbied by tax companies like intuit/turbotax and others, you literally have to file your own taxes because the companies that take your money to do it for you lobbied to have that in place

[sterile stone]

After she lost her home

[solar gorge]

i am quite fond of kentucky freid chimcken so at least u did 1 thing right

[signal spoke]

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[lean cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-9338065310670481220

[violet hornet]

Some food culture and that's about it really

[obsidian ore]

Insane stuff my dude

[deft badge]

I think I'd agree with that

[obsidian ore]

I get my surgeries done for free too because the surgeons are my friends

[lean cairn]

american politicians are anti abortion because they need more cannon fodder for their schools

[obsidian ore]

one of the perks of the job

[deft badge]

Hey did you know Israel lobbies both American political parties and we dump enough money into Israel for them to have free healthcare but we don't

[shadow spruce]

gonna be real i dont think american politicians are people

[solar gorge]

lobbying is a worldwide thing tho, they just are nowhere near as strong outside of the US

[violet hornet]

We're no longer leaders in science, engineering, or higher education in general. The rich made damn sure of that

[spare talon]

nothing says "the land of the free" like freeing my brain matter from my skull with my american made winchester shotgun

[deft badge]

One day I'll leave this country

Idk where I'm going

But it'll be somewhere

[solar gorge]

southern france

my personal recommendation

[deft badge]

I have objectively no desire to live in France tbh

[obsidian ore]

I just wanna move to an island nation and work in a small ass clinic sometimes

[violet hornet]

What would moving to France be like for an English speaker lol

[obsidian ore]

away from everyone

[deft badge]

Be careful with islands man

[solar gorge]

no different than most eu

[obsidian ore]

there's one island I'm particularly fond of

[deft badge]

Yeah?

[solar gorge]

if u really wanna be surrounded by ppl who are decent at english

[lean cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/boris-zip-line-uk-flag-gif-14613106

[solar gorge]

go to portugal

[frosty herald]

hamdol moving to brisbane

[obsidian ore]

my lawyer has advised me not to continue this conversation

[solar gorge]

@violet hornet the portuguese are legit cracked when it comes to learning english

i have insiderz

trust

[deft badge]

Tbh if I have preference for any European country it's probably Italy

But like

[solar gorge]

u like facist women

[deft badge]

My first choice for anywhere would be Australia ngl

[deft badge]

I don't date anyway

I've never met anyone I prefer to my own free time

[shadow spruce]

didnt the aussies firebomb a guy because he was telling the truth?

[violet hornet]

Real

[deft badge]

That happens everywhere

[solar gorge]

well their current government is headed by 1

[deft badge]

Buddy

I'm already dealing with that

It cannot be worse

[solar gorge]

it can't be worse but i could be better

by not picking italy imo

[deft badge]

Food and views tbh

+history

[solar gorge]

and if u want worse you can also pick hungary

[deft badge]

No lol

Orban is iirc just a Russian puppet