zealot-class

[calm salmon]

I'm just a Space Wolf girly

Ragnar Blackmane my beloved

[zinc talon]

new red combat knife in addition to the old red combat knife

becauase of course

[void bison]

the awesome mech looks like a bullfrog or a toad honestly

[zinc talon]

bit squat yeah

don't have to worry about impacts tipping it over tho

it'll waddle its way to victory

[zinc talon]

Mechwaddler 5

[calm salmon]

I'm a crab girlie

or warhammer

all three mechs gud

[void bison]

you have a funny red marker above your mech, your fate is 4 ppcs to the core

[calm salmon]

2x50t crab, 100t crab, and 75t warhammer

perfect squad

[zinc talon]

crabs were too uncomfortable to look at for me to take to them

[void bison]

i am still early

kestrel start

[zinc talon]

they're very lowkey offensive to the eye

[calm salmon]

Hunchback my beloved

though the 4p is my favorite

nothing like 8x medium lasers to instantly core a heavy mech

[void bison]

the quickdraw 5A has 6 medium lasers

[shadow spruce]

like i said my group and i would get to the campaign city brawl and we'd just fold like wet paper plates

[zinc talon]

I used the shit outta the uh, ninja robot looking bipedal variant you get very early on from a recruit joining the company

[calm salmon]

Okri give me medals in HD2

I NEED MEDALS

😭

[zinc talon]

especially with the mod that really characterized your pilots and they earned affinity for using the same mech repeatedly

[shadow spruce]

okri give me super credits

[calm salmon]

lmfao

+2 mort

[shadow spruce]

i NEED THEM

[zinc talon]

supercredits are super easy to farm now, even in groups

[calm salmon]

It's not hard, just really fucking boring

[zinc talon]

alls you need is the control group bond for the warp pack and you can get into bunkers yourself

[calm salmon]

2 hours for 500sc ain't bad

you can use the mech

[zinc talon]

more people in the group just means faster map clear

[calm salmon]

don't even need the warp pack

[zinc talon]

so everyone earns more

[shadow spruce]

im already on one grind tho

[zinc talon]

oh I get it

I just pitch in when ones about to drop and I see my squaddies doin em

[sterile stone]

I feel the same

[shadow spruce]

fuck the warframe rep grind

[zinc talon]

with even two people on a quick turnaround you can have a map cleared in two minutes flat, twenty to fifty supercredits per run

[sterile stone]

Lost my hourly job to get another job where I work my own hours

Having freedom of when I want to work again is fucking liberating

[shadow spruce]

i gotta max solaris to do heists so i can get parts for both hildryn and for xaku

then i gotta max out the entrattis for other reasons that are spoiler shit

[zinc talon]

easily a hundred an hour factoring in mission turnaround and using the bathroom etc etc

[shadow spruce]

already maxed hex

i dont think im missing any major factions

[zinc talon]

are they still on the big map persistant lobby kick?

I left right before...infestedland

so I saw Cetus and the snowboard frozen map

[shadow spruce]

i have no idea what ur talking abt

[sterile stone]

I need you to finish this for me

[shadow spruce]

which infestedland

the planet or 1999

[zinc talon]

warframe, the gigantic open maps you could see other people playing on

they released cetus, then the frozen map I can't remember the name of, then an infested map after

idk that's just when I stopped playing lol I didn't mean to derail

[shadow spruce]

ollllllllld oldhead

[void bison]

being assault mech size makes running through the biggest walls very fun

[zinc talon]

heh when I first started playing, there was only excal mag and loki, and rhino was the only frame you could grind for

melee and parkour still had stamina

https://tenor.com/view/carla-delaney-actress-voice-actress-voice-actor-flashlight-gif-15265578

[shadow spruce]

then theyve got duviri, 1999, the new shit with the frenchies, uhhhhh like 3 different floors for the infested planet

[olive raven]

@sterile stone what’s good

[zinc talon]

not him

he's seen the true shape of ryleh city

[shadow spruce]

so u were before deimos

[sterile stone]

Get that shit away from me

wtf

[olive raven]

🦭

[sterile stone]

What is even the context behind this

Are you high again?

[olive raven]

I’m sober wdym

[shadow spruce]

"quick geology lesson" SHUT TF UP EUDICO I DONT CARE

[olive raven]

I just like seals Argus

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-sea-lion-sealion-spinna-gif-6572328635488597288

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-spinning-spinning-frog-frog-spin-funny-frog-cute-frog-gif-17287606141741413440

[olive raven]

Seals are cool

Okay good night

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-funny-reaction-meme-stan-twt-buckspendragon-gif-3397805852064093864

[shadow spruce]

hi cica

[calm salmon]

FRV+Grenade Launcher

[sterile stone]

The new one?

[calm salmon]

Nah, OG GL works too

but Fast Recon Vic + Grenade Launcher + Supply Backpack

should have that mission done in 3 minutes with 3 to spare

[shadow spruce]

i dont feel like nekros is the best equipped to be doin vallis bounties

at least my nekros

oh yeah i still gotta grind uriel

fuck

[sterile stone]

I'll get to it then

At some point

I just logged in to collect the medals ngl

Happy to see they added the samurai armor tho

It's not the good one the modders made but still

An effort was made

[ivory marlin]

The fucking cpu fan isnt shipping till the second

[shadow spruce]

rough

[ivory marlin]

I miss my pc

[shadow spruce]

well if u have any books or shows u wanna read/catch up on now is a good time

[ivory marlin]

Real

[gray ice]

@sterile stone hit a mean lick, I'm him

[sterile stone]

Look at him

We've come a long way

And you've even brought the lucky charms mascot with you

[sterile stone]

Also

[gray ice]

I rub his chin for good luck

[sterile stone]

This isn't that new fit is it?

[gray ice]

New raider deck

Surgeon

[sterile stone]

Ah the surgeon shit

Ye ye

I had like 8k left over points

[glossy nimbus]

@plush estuary whens that psyker video dropping

[sterile stone]

And cleared it when I logged in

[glossy nimbus]

I really need to watch how you play

[plush estuary]

when I finish the run

idk when

[gray ice]

Im surprised I didn't see you in the volare fit

[glossy nimbus]

SOCIETY.

[gray ice]

You were talking about that one. The hood and the goggles

[sterile stone]

Oh I dead ass saw the additions to the tutorial outfit

And was like

OKAY

It nice

It really really nice

I'm just mad as hell I didn't do expeditions this go around

[gray ice]

Yea you're not gonna get it tho

[sterile stone]

FUCK OUTTA HEA

I got my pvp fix

[gray ice]

Told you to play some lel

[sterile stone]

I'm in the cooldown phase of pvp games

I dead ass spent a whole month SHLAMMIN

[gray ice]

You can just get into care bear lobbies and its basically a pve game

I get it tho

[sterile stone]

I really don't want to tho

Do you know how fucking annoying it is to constantly hear

"Why would you shoot me bro, I was being friendly wah wah wah wah, you're so evil"

Like shut the fuck up

Run the pockets

I got another match to get to

[gray ice]

You hear that no matter what

[sterile stone]

Nah nah

[gray ice]

I got hard r'd 4 times just today

They stay fuming

[sterile stone]

Oh that for sure

[gray ice]

3 times they shot at me first 😂

[sterile stone]

Gotta love the free kit Federicos

Brothers literally have nothing to lose

Cause they joined with nothing

And get the angriest

[gray ice]

One dude actually did have a renegade/bobcat kit

If anyone was justified it was that guy

[sterile stone]

I remember I told you this story

I queued in with randoms on stella

My guy runs off

Kills a guy

And as I'm rounding the corner

He's just rapid firing the hard r at a guy he downed

I dead ass was stun locked for a second like

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-gif-3542670535703988286

[gray ice]

I have a clip I cant post here but you'll see soon because its very funny

[sterile stone]

Was Nehot there?

[calm salmon]

Samurai?

it's chinese bub

[sterile stone]

I was close

[gray ice]

Yes

[calm salmon]

even has a year of the I need to double check

background and cape

[sterile stone]

Das me habibi

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/hero-2002-hero-wuxia-2002-director-zhang-yimou-nameless-jet-li-nameless-hero-gif-2492319597254227570

[sterile stone]

My boy is the perfect duo

Til the game decides it's his turn to have the plot armor

Then you just die off spawn and he goes on to live a happy and fruitful life

[calm salmon]

I'm the rookie :3

[sterile stone]

What's the armor passives on that?

[gray ice]

Rngesus just spins the wheel of pain

[zinc talon]

aw shit I was gonna snip my 100% reflective aluminum space pants helldivers outfit

for doing fire resist

but I got sucked into a match

[calm salmon]

50% less movement noise, immune to leg injuries, 30% further detection range of POIs

[sterile stone]

That's why I love randoms roulette

I'm pretty sure a random I got on my team was a cheater

Brother just knew where everything and everyone was

I just couldn't prove it

Made 0 fucking comms btw too

Til the match ended

[lunar fable]

https://giphy.com/gifs/james-doakes-iuu3hRoxlr2ETPucZW

[sterile stone]

Like we spawned in

He INSTANTLY

Fucking INSTANTLY

Runs to where a trio is

And blasts all 3

No comms

Nothing

[sterile stone]

Isn't this identical to the stealth war bond?

[calm salmon]

Just another "do everything okay" armor passive

[zinc talon]

naw the stealth warbond makes enemies detect you 40% closer than usual

[ivory marlin]

I really like my fit lowkey

[shadow spruce]

victor?

[zinc talon]

you can break line of sight and they'll immediately stop chasing oyu

[sterile stone]

Not bad tbh

[calm salmon]

There's not much difference between redacted regiment and ODST for the sake of actual moment-to-moment stealth gameplay

[ivory marlin]

Its so delicious

[sterile stone]

I'd actually work towards that if randoms weren't murder hobos

[calm salmon]

moving the enemy between you and a wall drops all aggro on both

[zinc talon]

the c4 pack is a laff riot when that finally clicks too

[calm salmon]

redacted regiment just lets you prone next to patrols

[zinc talon]

you can tiptoe in, lay the charges, and get out and hit the detonator

[calm salmon]

but you can do that with the free scout armor

[zinc talon]

and watch them all wild wacky inflatable tubeman with nobody to go after

5 star chuckle

[sterile stone]

The game needs transmog cause I really wanna rock the suicide bomber armor

Cause it's sleeveless with the arm tattoo

[calm salmon]

Trans mods?

WHERE

[zinc talon]

[calm salmon]

WHEEEEEERRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[zinc talon]

what does that sentence mean

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-math-math-cat-numbers-cat-funny-gif-13385485103134761656

[calm salmon]

transmogrification

[zinc talon]

what do trans have to do with suicide bombers

[calm salmon]

is what args meant to say

being able to change the look of armor

[zinc talon]

lol!

[calm salmon]

so you can grab, say, siege ready

but look like an ODST

etc

[sterile stone]

Some of the armors do look amazing in game

But the passives on them are utter shit

[zinc talon]

right

[shadow spruce]

wait wait wait DE dont tell me i can romance the wisp protoframe

[calm salmon]

The best looking armors have THE WORST passives

and I think it's intentional at this point

[sterile stone]

ON GOD THO

[calm salmon]

Arrowhead is actively forcing players to choose between drip and effectiveness

[sterile stone]

I like siegebreakers tbh

[zinc talon]

yeah if oyu're just fashiondiving there are some absolute kickass setups with all the good mix and match they've added over time

hell if I'm in a mood I'll run it anyway

[calm salmon]

I wish the recon helmet weren't blue 😔

should've been black

[ivory marlin]

Yeah?

[zinc talon]

yeah you may have had to call me in six times but goddamn I looked good getting outta the pod except when my cape was over my face

[shadow spruce]

But why

[ivory marlin]

You can romance a hex and a triad

[sterile stone]

I just hate how heavy armor is only viable vs bots

[zinc talon]

I run heavy almost full time

[shadow spruce]

Sorry bucko but I’m committed to Eleanor my beloved

[sterile stone]

Mad lad behavior

[zinc talon]

the green fatsuit is great for bugs cuz you can tank just a silly amount of chip damage

[ivory marlin]

Ive lowkey been running light armor since launch

[zinc talon]

I'm using the newest armor from seige breakers, it gives you stamina when you take damage

had ZERO idea how useful that would be

[sterile stone]

SEE

I SAID THIS

And people were like

[zinc talon]

now even in heavy armor I can sprint away or have stamina to dive around and parkour

[sterile stone]

"It's not that useful"

LIKE YES THE FUCK IT IS

[zinc talon]

see I went into it like that

[hard nexus]

mmm heavy armor so instead of dying in one hit i get ragdolled by the first and die to the second !

[void bison]

but she fw it

[calm salmon]

This is what the MA5C looks like in first person from the ODST warbond though

[zinc talon]

then I started noticing like three matches later

[calm salmon]

It's so perfect

[zinc talon]

I've had no stamina issues anywhere in this missionm

[shadow spruce]

but too bad

[ivory marlin]

Ok but i look cool so checkmate liberal

[zinc talon]

you can't quantify that shit on paper but in the mission man is getting around easier

[sterile stone]

Now hold on there cowpoke

[shadow spruce]

especially after the bullshit my mother pulled recently

[sterile stone]

The hell is goin on her

[zinc talon]

and getting OUT of spicy shit is a ton more straightforward when you have stamina to spare

[calm salmon]

whatdya mean

[sterile stone]

You modding?

[shadow spruce]

...

[zinc talon]

ODST warbond

[calm salmon]

it's just in the game

[shadow spruce]

is this motherfucker for real

[sterile stone]

Nah I mean the first person mode

[zinc talon]

all the halo weapons are in helldivers

[calm salmon]

Stfu mort

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[calm salmon]

That's the first person view of the MA5C

[sterile stone]

Nah I know that

[calm salmon]

vanilla

[zinc talon]

oh lol

[hard nexus]

when u can just take light armor

[calm salmon]

It doesn't have an ADS

[ivory marlin]

If you middle mouse you ads

[hard nexus]

u never need it lmfao

[calm salmon]

just the Halo 3/4 fps mode

[shadow spruce]

hi meow

[calm salmon]

signalis?

in this economy?

Doomed Yuri at this time of year?

[sterile stone]

That's actually kinda fire

[calm salmon]

unfortunately the pistol doesn't have a scope

[sterile stone]

Shame I'm too lazy to grind out that 1500 entry fee

[calm salmon]

which is kind of annoying

but whatever

[sterile stone]

Does the pistol do heavy pen?

[calm salmon]

I just caved and bought it

Nah, light pen

[ivory marlin]

Lowkey want to play terraria so bad rn

[calm salmon]

it's the ODST pistol

not the OG one

[sterile stone]

Ahhh

That's buns

[calm salmon]

Suppressed though

which is cool

[sterile stone]

I meeeean

If I'm going suppressed

Redacted still seems to indeed be the tits

[calm salmon]

ODST just gives you a suppressed pistol if you have redacted regiment

[sterile stone]

It's got that rifle that one shots those rocket bots

[calm salmon]

so your whole kit is suppressed

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/hit-slippers-gif-8655731

[calm salmon]

Suppressed Rifle, Suppressed Pistol, C4, 3 red stratagems

basically the "Get shit done and get out" kit

[hard nexus]

odst warbond sucks

and it makes me sad

[calm salmon]

I don't think it sucks

[ivory marlin]

Isnt deadeye just like a way better option for a silenced rifle tho?

[void bison]

i need to play solo with this and see if I have fun

[calm salmon]

but it is also like a uh

5 dollar halo tax

[ivory marlin]

Round loading higher pen higher dmg

[calm salmon]

which most people don't seem to like

[sterile stone]

Every 10 dive that's stealth

[shadow spruce]

i think i got flare and lizzie to work together?

[sterile stone]

I've only seen people use the redacted rifle

[heady rapids]

good event

[zinc talon]

yeah it feels like it's for brand new people who heard about the crossover episode, and halo lifetimers

[calm salmon]

is deadeye suppressed?

[hard nexus]

mediocre shotgun, rifle that’s outperformed by most other options, pistol that’s jut meh, armor that’s outclassed by actual stealth armor

[calm salmon]

I was under the impression it isn't

[zinc talon]

same with the killing floor warbond, but at least we all got that one for free eventually

[ivory marlin]

You worded this so weird

[hard nexus]

kill zone

not killing floor

[sterile stone]

My native language is actually Latin

[calm salmon]

Hard to call the shotgun mediocre when it has twice the damage of every other shotgun in the game

[zinc talon]

yeah that one

[sterile stone]

Bonjourno

[heady rapids]

dont matter cause it dorpped on xbix an d they all bought it cause halo.......

[calm salmon]

except for the double barrel

[ivory marlin]

Id rather you say it in spanish i might understand it better

[calm salmon]

but the double barrel has the range of your arm

so meh

[sterile stone]

One second then

[zinc talon]

yeah it was a crossover episode to hype a lil cash outta people who're fans of both

[shadow spruce]

aw man i was gonna see if roathe had a reaction to the kid

[sterile stone]

Capasa

[zinc talon]

I don't think it was ever intended to be a useful warbond

[sterile stone]

Wait that's wrong

[calm salmon]

But the ODST warbond is just a solid 5/10

[sterile stone]

Que pasa

[calm salmon]

its okay

[zinc talon]

just get your favorite gun from thing in new thing

[calm salmon]

It's not shit, but its not OP

[zinc talon]

yep

filler

[calm salmon]

but since its not OP, everyone hates it

[zinc talon]

which is fine

[ivory marlin]

Nada mucho, ¿y tu?

[sterile stone]

I've been running the trident

Cause it shlaps

[zinc talon]

it mulches so fkn much

[heady rapids]

it better be op for the 1500 im paying for it

lol

[shadow spruce]

man i really dont wanna grind 19 warbonds worth of SC but i also dont want to pay like 200 bucks

[ivory marlin]

I run quasar and jump pack

[sterile stone]

Cansado

Muy cansado

[zinc talon]

oh fuck me I dipped into my pho not looking at the next mouthfull and just crunched into the fuckin raw jalapeno I put ONE of to spice the entire soup

oh god I'm dying

[ivory marlin]

También amigo

[calm salmon]

Grenade Launcher, Supply Backpack, Orbital Napalm Strike, Eagle 500 or Car

Coyote, Explosive Crossbow, Eruptor, AR-23P Penetrator, One-Two, R-6 Deadeye, Las-5 Scythe, or Las-16 Sickle

Warrant, Grenade Pistol, Las-58 Talon, or P113 Verdict

Impact Grenades or Thermite

Tis what I've been using lately

[shadow spruce]

thats rough buddy

[sterile stone]

Pause

Hard pause

[zinc talon]

I would also add Eruptor and Beam pistol, dagger I think, as a mix

[sterile stone]

Cause like when you say the GL I'm assuming you mean the new one

[ivory marlin]

I had pho the other day that was steak and tripe

[calm salmon]

No

[sterile stone]

And everywhere I've looked

[calm salmon]

regular GL

not backpack GL

[sterile stone]

It's been stated that thing is cheeks

[ivory marlin]

Holy god it was the best thing id ever put in my mouth

[calm salmon]

OG Grenade Launcher

[zinc talon]

eruptor is a total vibecheck for all 3 enemy types

[calm salmon]

from launch

not the new backpack gl

[zinc talon]

and the beam pistol sets things on fire now, on touchy

[sterile stone]

You coulda worded that better.

[ivory marlin]

Argus

[sterile stone]

Oh

[ivory marlin]

Youd like tripe i think

[sterile stone]

The fucken uhhhhhh

[zinc talon]

new belt fed grenade launcher feels good against cyberstan/bot enemies

but doesn't keep up against bugs

[sterile stone]

We've had this conversation

Like 2 or 3 weeks ago

[ivory marlin]

Im tired

[sterile stone]

I'm pretty sure you were here for it

[ivory marlin]

Memory bad

[shadow spruce]

go to bed

[sterile stone]

Stomach lining is not food

[ivory marlin]

No

[zinc talon]

my pho tonight is eye of round and bbq meatballs

[ivory marlin]

Mimimimimimimimimi

You rn ^

[sterile stone]

YOU LITERALLY CAN EAT BETTER PARTS OF THE COW

AND YOU CHOOSE SPONGE MEAT

LIKE WHY BRO

[calm salmon]

The AP4 buff is actually just the most ret-dacted thing I've ever seen

[zinc talon]

mmmm

cilia

[calm salmon]

there was no reason to buff the GL-21 to AP4

[shadow spruce]

says the guy who only eats white turkey meat

[ivory marlin]

Tripe and tongue the best imo

[calm salmon]

but now you can kill bile titans and chargers with it

making it the best gun in the game

[sterile stone]

Oh back to what I was saying right

[calm salmon]

[sterile stone]

I've heard the shield grenade is actually realyl good

So I copped it

[calm salmon]

Yeah, shield grenade is good too

[zinc talon]

it has come in real handy

but only used it twice

[calm salmon]

at least against bots and illuminate

not so useful against bugs

[zinc talon]

and I just can't give up my g as grenades, ever

gas grenades my beloved

[calm salmon]

they just attack you through it

being melee units and all

[calm salmon]

that just looks gross

[ivory marlin]

Yummers

[zinc talon]

it's like coral

[sterile stone]

You're smoking that nut pack

[shadow spruce]

what in the cordyceps

[sterile stone]

THANK YOU

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-will-not-tony-scarapiducci-ben-schwartz-space-force-not-happening-gif-17484383

[calm salmon]

I've never had tongue or stomach

I'd try stomach just to try hagus

[calm salmon]

but I don't think I'll ever eat tongue

[zinc talon]

ayyy jarritos

[ivory marlin]

It lowkey just tastes like beef

But like

[sterile stone]

The only saving grace is the jarritos

[ivory marlin]

Chewier

[calm salmon]

I'm not usually a big texture eater

[zinc talon]

texture isn't for me

[calm salmon]

but chewy meat isn't my favorite

[sterile stone]

Jamica is a god tier flavor, this isn't up for debate.

[calm salmon]

so I don't think I'd like tongue

[zinc talon]

yeah I'm the type of guy that needs the teeth to sink, to feel like I'm eating

[ivory marlin]

You only dislike it cuz you know its tripe

[zinc talon]

paste of any kind is a hard sell so is rubbery anything

[sterile stone]

Listen right

If you try Jollibees

I'll try tripe

[ivory marlin]

Jollibees?

[zinc talon]

those lil candies you can use for BBs they're so fuckin hard?

[sterile stone]

It's a Filipino chicken spot

[zinc talon]

wait no those are jujubees

[sterile stone]

God tier food

[ivory marlin]

Idk if utah has them

Ill look into it

[sterile stone]

You're in Texas with me you should have seen one by now

[shadow spruce]

hawk utah?

[zinc talon]

yeah dallas does not, at least not that I've found

lessee

[ivory marlin]

Im usually a uber picky eater

[sterile stone]

I'm near Dallas

[ivory marlin]

So the fact i eat tripe should tell yall how good it is

[sterile stone]

And I know for a fact

There should be atleast 2

[sterile stone]

I mean I'm picky

[zinc talon]

oh, shit, one on the fuckin corner of the subdivision I grew up in

next town or two over but I'll def make a point next time I'm that way

[sterile stone]

And I don't usually care for legs or thighs

but Jollibee got it packed

[ivory marlin]

I don’t eat pizza because it has tomato thats how picky i am

[zinc talon]

I feel it

[sterile stone]

The only thing I haven't tried is ube

[zinc talon]

I didn't like dark chicken until freebirds

[sterile stone]

Free birds is a burrito place tho

[obsidian prairie]

Ooouuugghhhhh

Mans looked better

[ivory marlin]

Ube is good

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/low-poly-low-poly-man-cheer-yippee-nice-gif-1508872675443824181

[zinc talon]

ps1 edition

[ivory marlin]

People put it in everything tho

Like

Chill out

[sterile stone]

Yeah but like

[heady rapids]

wait till u see the monsters

[sterile stone]

It's sweet potato

It's literally

Purple color sweet potato

[ivory marlin]

Yuh

[zinc talon]

taro?

[obsidian prairie]

I think its Rey Dau time

[sterile stone]

Ube

[ivory marlin]

Sweet potato good

[zinc talon]

huh, didn't know ther ewas another purple tuber starchy thing

ube huh

[sterile stone]

Oh I pray for you

Have fun with that

[heady rapids]

im playing uprising dude please

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-cream-ube-ice-cream-dessert-sweets-gif-26778815

[shadow spruce]

no too bad

suffer

[ivory marlin]

That probably cost 40$

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/jamssin-mukula-yam-gif-25468243

see? purple

[sterile stone]

There's them and pink Columbian pineapples

[zinc talon]

that's taro

dig in yall

[ivory marlin]

Ube matcha ice cream

[shadow spruce]

yummy

[ivory marlin]

I like taro

[sterile stone]

I won't lie I thought that was a bunch of tied up rats

[heady rapids]

@obsidian prairie

[zinc talon]

put some taro in your next boba if they have it

[ivory marlin]

Like a rat king?

[zinc talon]

I do either taro or coconut and I'm up to like, five drinks a week now

[sterile stone]

Origami Hunter Wilds

[heady rapids]

my friend actually saw the game like that on a 3050

[ivory marlin]

I usually get a thai tea with boba

[sterile stone]

ye

[ivory marlin]

Idk if taro and thai would go good

[zinc talon]

starfox end boss lookin thing

[shadow spruce]

listen man if they can throw that shit into a performance mod i might finally be able to play the game

[obsidian prairie]

Saw the fire chicken like that

[shadow spruce]

fuck the RE engine

[heady rapids]

whats your gpu

[sterile stone]

@ivory marlin

[shadow spruce]

literally what stopped them from using the engine from worlds

[obsidian prairie]

1660 super

[ivory marlin]

Oh ive seen that guy before

[obsidian prairie]

Running on min settings

[heady rapids]

ohhhh this isnt gonna be fun

[zinc talon]

you have any idea how hard it was to r ead that advertisment and make the sounds make sense in my head

[ivory marlin]

Yeah utah has none

Thats a south thing

Im too mid west

[heady rapids]

get reframework for a fps boost

[zinc talon]

JOLLIBE UBE PIE MAD WIT REE UBE JOLITBHBBELELOO

[obsidian prairie]

Hey its running at 60

[sterile stone]

It's in the east coast aswell

You're just in middle america

Where shit doesn't happen

[heady rapids]

well

ig

[shadow spruce]

on what cpu

[heady rapids]

cant complain

bvut still get reframework

[obsidian prairie]

Idk

[zinc talon]

the jollibee mascot has an unsettling and chaotic energy to it

I do not like it

[shadow spruce]

opinion on peepy

[zinc talon]

like he could be baking ube pies with that smile, looking at you

he could be butchering still-living people with that smile, looking at you

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/peepy-spin-item-label-peepy-pillar2-la-creatura-spinning-gif-23431788

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-hell-is-even-gif-20535402

[shadow spruce]

its peepy

[zinc talon]

I've never felt like ^ that old man so much in my life

is that a labubu

[shadow spruce]

no

its peepy

[zinc talon]

initially cute, but the second or third time you look at it

you realize those are the features of a carnivore

[lunar fable]

[shadow spruce]

fun fact if u get close enough they have human-like eyes underneath their actual eyes

[zinc talon]

its shape and its eyes and mouth layout

that thing hunts

[sterile stone]

I know this is gonna sound horribly offensive

[shadow spruce]

i think its main diet is peanuts

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-horse-ren-and-stimpy-ren-%26-stimpy-no-sir-i-don't-like-it-gif-8852548131195560333

[sterile stone]

But I wouldn't be surprised if you and path both have tried ube before

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/ghostbusters-bustin-busting-feels-good-man-meme-gif-26455888

[zinc talon]

I mean totally possible

[sharp willow]

Tf is ube?

[lunar fable]

Like ube in its original form?

[sterile stone]

Everyone I've seen eat Jollibee's pies eat them like complete lard balls

Like

[zinc talon]

every time I find myself buying ice cream I always reach for the most exotic sounding weirdo flavor they have

[sterile stone]

Break that bitch in half

And just

Inhale them

[sterile stone]

Purple sweet potato

[zinc talon]

oh the boba place I get from has ube foam as an option

so I've totally had it

[sterile stone]

My buddy Jacob I went to school with

Use to love lavender flavored ice cream

[zinc talon]

dude loves dish soap

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/peepy-itemlabel-violence-attack-shroompy-gif-23405961

[zinc talon]

my mom had a fuckoff big tub of lavender potpourri in the living room nobody was ever allowed to go into

and it was so strong you could taste it in the air if you were outta breath

the cats would get into it and trash the place but it was always my fuckin fault

[sterile stone]

Ngl it doesn't look appetizing outside of pie form

[lunar fable]

It's good

[zinc talon]

definitely a drunk at a food cart kinda choiec

[void bison]

ourple

[lunar fable]

I've had it by itself but also as ice cream, cake, and pie

[shadow spruce]

hi yorg

[long oasis]

its basically a sweet potato

[sterile stone]

@zinc talon

I mean if you wanted to try it for a first time

This would probably be a good intro choice

Afters is sold everywhere in Dallas

[lunar fable]

Why is chunks spelled like that

[sterile stone]

Why did you re-remind me

I saw it and tried to unsee it

[lunar fable]

[shadow spruce]

wait yeah wtf

[sterile stone]

I get paid tomorrow

Tell you what

[spare talon]

chuncks

[sterile stone]

If I can find it

I'll buy it and try it

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-squarepants-angry-ripping-gif-25651719

[shadow spruce]

hi cica

[lunar fable]

They kilt spaunchbop 😭😭🥀

[sterile stone]

@sterile basalt OOOOOH

I just remember what I wanted to tell you

Now that I have some control over my work schedule

I'm going to try hotpot with my friend

See if we can cop those szechuan peppers

[lunar fable]

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-grip-cat-fast-funny-jerma-gif-23429608

[carmine lance]

damn, for such a decrepit place, this is a remarkably nice shitter

[shadow spruce]

re 9?

[carmine lance]

yeah lmao

not posting anything spoilers

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-hurt-pain-gif-19380087

[obsidian prairie]

Wasn't even that bad

Very fun

Great sounds

[sterile stone]

I know I just wanted to create a tense enviorment

AT Rey Dau isn't that bad either

[lunar fable]

Rey dau is my most hunted apex

[obsidian prairie]

I just kinda ran its shit with longsword

[lunar fable]

Cause of crown hunting

[sterile stone]

Savage Planetes is kind of a shit head

Planetes in general is a shit head

[obsidian prairie]

Barina longsword versus Rey Dau

[sterile stone]

Look at em

Go on and go make a fancy belt and shoes outta that damn pikachu flying lizard

[obsidian prairie]

Probably not

Need quick sheathe

[shadow spruce]

wish the game ran a little better for me otherwise i would probably pick it back up again

[obsidian prairie]

I'm fine with origami hunter as long as its at 60

[obsidian prairie]

The old gen accurate experience

[sterile stone]

The hell is going on

[shadow spruce]

game for me struggles to hold steady 60

[void bison]

i think ketchup is too sweet for eggs

[sterile stone]

Well if you ever need help

Either Yam or Azraval are here

[obsidian prairie]

I'll be fine until post-game probably

[sterile stone]

In theory yeh

The story is really really short

But still somewhat enjoyable

[obsidian prairie]

Just realized I did Rey dau with -13 thunder

Oops

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-what-insomnia-no-sleep-gif-13337078

[lunar fable]

I kinda ignore my res

[heady rapids]

@median steeple @solar gorge

[lunar fable]

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah its just a fun thing to notice

[sterile stone]

Able to get away with it for now

There's a event going on rn aswell

Summer themed stuff

And next week a universal studios cross over event starts

[lunar fable]

Usj is a classic

I remember being so disappointed I couldn't do the quest when it first came out for World

[sterile stone]

Good news is I guess

This event is permanent

[lunar fable]

Back then it was locked behind a physical code you would be handed when you visited USJ in person

[heady rapids]

there's quests like that in wilds

well

not quests

just items

[lunar fable]

[sterile stone]

The guild knight set being locked behind a pre order

The wyverian ears being locked behind the most expensive edition

So ass

[heady rapids]

nah

those are just preorder bonuses and shit

there's physical kfc collab and the poogie charm

[lunar fable]

I want my dodogama poogie back

[obsidian prairie]

The precious son

[shadow spruce]

too bad

[heady rapids]

you cna hack it in

[spare talon]

ive officially moved into my new house and gotten my pc set up (in a temp spot but still)

now i can have my monitor in the correct spot again

the second monitor should be on the right side
the morally correct side

[heady rapids]

why bother moving when they're gonna connect you to the matrix all the same

[shadow spruce]

my second monitor is above my bottom monitor

[sterile stone]

I was actually gonna post a picture of that too like wtf

I saw some chick with a big ass sword and a kfc bucket on it

And I was just like

What the actual fuck

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/money-cheirando-dinheiro-muitomuitomuitomuitodinheiro-gif-24558429

@carmine falcon im losing it

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/what-gif-2773712783314774774

[sterile stone]

You know it's wild how people will share their cultural dishes and shit

But like

What's the main dish out there in Malaysia

[drowsy steppe]

you should find your local indonesian and get a taste of that nasi padang

[sterile stone]

I'd have to look cause I know alot of different cultural spots are popping up now

There's a Vietnamese/Cuban fusion resteraunt near my folks business

Best damn empanadas this side of the Colorado

[calm salmon]

The bugs can fuckin have Oshaune

Burrowers, Roaches and Hive Lords?

Y'all can fuckin take it I'm outie

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2027261437295665621 holy shit

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Resident Evil Requiem has already reached highest concurrent users for a RE game on Steam (246k players within 1 hour of release).

Resident Evil 4 remake peaked at 168k

X · Feb 27, 2026, 5:56 AM

For a 70€ game too is quite impressive numbers on one hiur

[calm salmon]

Capcom has had back-to-back bangers since the RE2 remake

[vernal spruce]

the leon propaganda simply went too hard

[calm salmon]

so I'm not surprised that this game is blowing expectations out of the water

[signal spoke]

Blud forgetting about RE3R

[heady rapids]

pretty sure everyone ate that up

[heady rapids]

evne though it was a subpar remake

[vernal spruce]

correct

[signal spoke]

Did not sold as much compared to RE2R

And it was also rushed and underwhelming

[signal spoke]

Hope in the game the clothing gets ripped over time lmao

[vernal spruce]

what

what do you mean by that

I'm goin to bed instantly

[delicate shadow]

y'know, he's right, if you ignore the biggest and most important parts of the patch it's defo underwhelming

(I have not played SM2)

[signal spoke]

The shirt getting torn apart

That shirt is already struggling enough

[formal umbra]

good evening zealot chat

[delicate shadow]

good evening!

[calm salmon]

Shalom pal Em 👋

[drowsy steppe]

shalom

[formal umbra]

They should let zealot use the shovel

[delicate shadow]

tru

[visual stream]

they should let dclaw not be poopoo

[formal umbra]

that too

[frosty herald]

Vro its 8 am

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1476836840802750495/twitter_2027028098735108602_1.gif

[delicate shadow]

this server only respects real timezones, sorry

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-tree-throw-baldur-god-of-war-gif-4874811844951192010

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald https://youtu.be/E8kQD8SKhrI

[frosty herald]

Fuck it

Triple oggdo

[placid fiber]

This is how you make the big bucks in Guntouchables

https://klipy.com/gifs/money-lxA

Get lucky and have money when you find that trinket...

[stuck thicket]

https://media.discordapp.net/ephemeral-attachments/1046913589614747719/1476844773275865219/caption.gif?ex=69a29a60&is=69a148e0&hm=7cf215d28d02a17abd887b14b0e8687a63d8045b3733ff3cad6094b6bf502fb7&=&width=548&height=594

[heady rapids]

@carmine falcon levelling techie is a fucking robbery

500 for a perk

[placid fiber]

Because of that my chance based perks have a 100% chance to activate

[frosty herald]

The team aura is so expensive for no reason

That hotfix needs to come asap

[heady rapids]

i mean it's a non issue but lmao

[hexed igloo]

a tree

Sure buddy whatever you say

[hexed igloo]

Gf got me a bottle of cherry vanilla kraken rum for my birthday this shit slaps

[calm salmon]

@sterile stone speaking of modding hd2, this is my modlist

[glossy nimbus]

i love ainz melee psyker

Its cool I have to be at near 100% to be at peak power

though its really not risky with sciers existign

[glossy nimbus]

Wheres the porn mods

[heady rapids]

https://fxtwitter.com/RSTYCG/status/2027242623002358107?s=20

Rusty Cage (@RSTYCG)

got my yamakopter at the spinagogue.

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FxTwitter · Feb 27, 2026, 4:41 AM

[calm salmon]

Not for me

[ancient knot]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-and-stone-deep-rock-galactic-gif-25114877

[frosty herald]

@carmine lance hows performance for requiem?

[solar gorge]

i wish the rem ralsei mod wasn't so chopped

[gloomy quartz]

i played zealot when i first bought the game a month ago, since then i played other classes and want to come back to zealot for fun. what is this fatmungus build

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1406988061509681285/image0.gif

[keen heath]

@rough token

[glossy nimbus]

How do you play the game without them

[acoustic dune]

ey gatt

gyat

[glossy nimbus]

send me this

[rough token]

That is one thick noodle

[glossy nimbus]

thats what she said

[keen heath]

udon my guy

[keen heath]

if i could

[acoustic dune]

not egg noodle?

daamn...

[keen heath]

normally yeah, but feeling udon-y today

[acoustic dune]

fair...

sauce?

[keen heath]

pretty basic soy sauce and oyster sauce

[acoustic dune]

love me some fish sauce

[keen heath]

hmm yes

[acoustic dune]

which remind me to put the chicken thigh in the airfryer

[polar nexus]

I think i got 4k ish on a ftof parry. And duellist riposte wasn't proced

[acoustic dune]

nothing beat crisp eggs some sticky rice

n fish suce

in the morning

[slender mica]

i want this in my mouth

rn

https://tenor.com/view/too-much-food-food-coma-inhaling-food-kirby-gif-15288496

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/JacobTjv/status/2027093239283486883?s=20 @frosty herald I am dying at this

JacobTJV (Video Editor and Voice Actor!) (@JacobTjv)

Devil May Cry 4: Shitpost Edition
︀︀---------
︀︀Script/Editing/Nero VA - Me!
︀︀Dante VA - Karin Kurusu (YouTube)
︀︀
︀︀Still would love to be a Capcom creator and make these shitposts OFFICIAL someday 🥺

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FxTwitter · Feb 26, 2026, 6:47 PM

[acoustic dune]

is this reaal

[signal spoke]

Shitpost Voice acted

[frosty herald]

An RE cosplayer became an ambassador

Mimidoescosplay

Shes really cute

[keen heath]

get some

[solar gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1392240835768090655/1476745069502402562/20251019_182908.jpg?ex=69a23d85&is=69a0ec05&hm=2fdf4b245e9cfb781c2b8eaa8c1ccbf841f4a86e3f26a06e9841a27937be6cd3&=&format=webp&width=344&height=654

[twin wagon]

https://klipy.com/gifs/deadlock-viscous-3

[placid fiber]

Nice, now all of my characters in Guntouchables are at their max level

Now I can just play whoever I want whenever I want, unless I need a specific character or starter weapon for a daily job thingy

What I found out is: If I want to try to cosplay as a zealot in Guntouchables I gotta take the medic character, being able to saw any mf you don't like to death with a bonesaw is funny to me

The only other melee weapon is the shovel on linda, which doesn't really feel like a zealot kind of thing >.>

[gloomy quartz]

what is "toughness fat magus" build?

[placid fiber]

An oxymoron

[gloomy quartz]

ok then what is fatmangus build

[placid fiber]

Fatmangus is made to be used with health curios

3 of em

[placid fiber]

There's 2, lemme grab em rq

[gloomy quartz]

ya, i got that, but anny example build

thanks dark

[twin wagon]

Fat.

[placid fiber]

Here's the stealth version https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a0d300f6-9d15-4766-bab5-76122e9477f7/fatmangus-zealot-stealth-version

Here's the chastise version https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a0d30337-6e26-42c1-a136-9935f53e6af9/fatmangus-zealot-charge-version

but yeah... using toughness curios on a "fatmangus build" defeats the whole purpose of using the fatmangus build, afaik

It'd be like running martyrdom with no wound curios

[gloomy quartz]

is there chorus version

[heady rapids]

@carmine falcon first time trying out the red thunder hammer and holy shit

what were they thinking

[placid fiber]

I don't think so, he created both of the builds and afaik you want chastise or shroudfield for the build anyway

[acoustic dune]

is this real

[glossy nimbus]

Watch the video

They're eating good

[placid fiber]

I wish I could eat... I have to fast for a physical later this morning x.x

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2026891275367006667

McRib (@McR1B69)

We are Charlie/Pim
We work for the boss
We fight for the smiles
We honor the Squim

X · Feb 26, 2026, 5:25 AM

[hushed knoll]

I HAVE THE MEATS

[scenic drift]

Uhh

no potatoes?

[heady rapids]

i cant tell what this is

genuienely

looks like it got dropped

[scenic drift]

Some kind of sausage

[heady rapids]

and is covered in dirt

[acoustic dune]

Wtf stan

[misty nova]

Eh it doesn't look that bad

[stuck thicket]

do ability cooldown reduction effects also affect the scum's unique stimm

[misty nova]

But

Is that mayo?

[hushed knoll]

I HAVE THE MEATS

[hearty nebula]

raw...

[acoustic dune]

catt...

krill taco stan

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1309701684317913180/20240319_142607.gif

[acoustic dune]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GtmObRra0AAjfph.gif

[prisma magnet]

Adapting the build to chorus isn't hard tbh, I've been using fat chorus and it's really good to climb on pugs. Straight upgrade to the basic chorus. Just go piety, take the wound and dmg res nodes, stack hp, be happy

[ivory marlin]

Good morning chat

[hushed knoll]

It’s not raw

[hushed knoll]

Why

[hushed knoll]

@wheat matrix

[ivory marlin]

What do people without a pc do all day

[hearty nebula]

ur mom

[ivory marlin]

Im gonna kill you

I have to cancel dndwith my group for awhile

My character sheet

Was on my pc

[sterile basalt]

nice

[misty nova]

Write
Read
Draw
Sing

Walk

Run

Ball

[frosty herald]

i hit tab and just get jumpscared by the black templar head

[ivory marlin]

I could practice banjo but i cant when my family is home

They get pissy when im louder than a whisper

[acoustic dune]

DIE

[ivory marlin]

Yeah thats what im leaning towards

[misty nova]

Just mute the strings dawg

[ivory marlin]

Wuh

[misty nova]

Palm Muting

You know what that is, right?

[ivory marlin]

No?

[gloomy quartz]

climb on pugs? you gotta build mate

[misty nova]

Fym no dawg 😭

[ivory marlin]

I like

[misty nova]

Anyways it's easy

Just search palm muting

Alternatively

[ivory marlin]

Have never played an instrument before

[misty nova]

Just wrap a sock around the 1st fret

[ivory marlin]

Oh ok

[misty nova]

Palm Muting is easier

You use your palm to mute the strings

[misty nova]

It's a great technique specially on electric guitars

Search it up

You'll like it

(or not)

[full nebula]

https://youtu.be/6jQkxsEbnS4?si=XtjPrzVoDqMWdNBv rate my guitar playing

[ivory marlin]

Oh ok ill look in to it

[acoustic dune]

wolp

[polar nexus]

@spare talon

[carmine falcon]

what is blud waffling on about

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/cretoi-icssmoke-gif-18150152580473674997

[pure tree]

Well he did basically predict the creation of the Fatmangus build (??????) so I think he knows what he's talking about

[carmine falcon]

tanner what a man you are

me when i use the build that turns me into a medicae to be quirky and own the libs

[pure tree]

Fatmangus normies ruined Darktide

[carmine falcon]

no lies detected habibi

[carmine falcon]

just dont buy those its a bug

[carmine falcon]

true we need to go back to good builds like crit stacking with ds4 and flamer

[carmine falcon]

its good wdym

[polar nexus]

By not taking care of bursters correctly and finding fun to make them explode in your face.

[hushed knoll]

Oh hi keet

Long time no see

[polar nexus]

Stan!!

How are you!?

[sterile stone]

I won't hold you doc, I didn't even think there were many mods outside of outfit swaps

[frosty herald]

he sounds upset that he isnt accepted by the high skilled community

[carmine falcon]

nah he just sounds autistic

cause for him its a numbers game

U MUST BE LE EFFICENT

[polar nexus]

Well, he does not realize you can be good without being meta

[carmine falcon]

being hyper tistic about this game is so funny to me its not path of exile bro

[polar nexus]

Because it is a skill expression and not crunching numbers

[frosty herald]

"you cant be good unless you play different"

[carmine falcon]

oh wait it might as well be in it's current state

[frosty herald]

ive seen dorn use ds4 plenty of times

[gloomy quartz]

stay on discord on their phone

[polar nexus]

I refuse to do it

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/wanna-go-outside-gif-25966358

I be watching people play marathon serverslam like this rn

[polar nexus]

I could do Mk5 if I was forced

[gloomy quartz]

ma just kiddin

also loved that show

one of my favs

that guy fucks tho

[wheat matrix]

It looks very normal for u ngl

[gloomy quartz]

unlike you

[carmine falcon]

here's a trve nvke u arent ready for

ds4 aint even that op anymore

everything is

[polar nexus]

Truke!!

Dclaw > DS

[carmine falcon]

dclaw on scum unironically

[ivory marlin]

Youll never guess what melee i use on scum

[polar nexus]

Shivs mk3?

[ivory marlin]

Close

I like the mk3 but idk

Scum has a much cooler weapon imo

[placid fiber]

Uh... achlys case

[acoustic dune]

ey chat

[placid fiber]

[acoustic dune]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GtmObRra0AAjfph.gif