How you and him became friends while remaining polar opposites is still the funniest shit to me
#zealot-class
sterile stone
south prism
i knew someone who was a civil engineer that ended up just making fursuits for a living
they moved to albany NY and bought a fucking huge house
i think they own a huge storefront now
drowsy steppe
median steeple
if you have any amount of talent always cater to the furry community
you'll be supported handsomely
NEW SIMPSONS HIT AND RUN YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
and also prototype I guess
frosty herald
https://fxtwitter.com/IGN/status/2026281230841401392?s=20
NEW RADICAL NAMES YOUR SON HAS RETURNED
I COME
SEEKING THE REMASTER OF PROTOTYPE
solar gorge
https://fxtwitter.com/artofchow/status/2026326251062055189?s=20 <@64167878839212...
their art is so good
they did almost all the new char
nimble fiber
first time riding lagi out of the water
median steeple
nimble fiber
did u see the first time he was tryna change places and went for a swim?
I was on em for a shot moment, didn't know that was possible
sullen forge
sterile stone
did u see the first time he was tryna change places and went for a swim?
How the fuck were you creating wounds?
nimble fiber
under water ?
median steeple
the coral and latching onto him
nimble fiber
just grappled to him and started knifing him
median steeple
that or you can latch on and use the old tenderizer moves from MHworld
south prism
i dont understnad
median steeple
argus are you playing on controller?
nimble fiber
but I was doing it more than usual cause I wanted to get the leaving with him out of the water mount
sterile stone
argus are you playing on controller?
ye
median steeple
okay so if you hit the latch button
nimble fiber
argus a real one
median steeple
like RB
then hit it again
you use your weapon
not the knife
more dmg and you dont stay there
sterile stone
I'm using a bow
signal spoke
median steeple
it's the world mechanic so you should have a tenderizer animation
all of the weapons did iirc
median steeple
Uhh I think every weapon can
sterile stone
I've tried a drop attack on several monsters using the bow
median steeple
for normal monsters it's how much dmg you do in the air
nimble fiber
the thing is
solar gorge
here's the thing
nimble fiber
u can't do the mount if the monster hasn't engaged u yet
median steeple
https://youtu.be/leK-jd-wspc?si=UkqT8xzt58bmez-N the system hasn't changed since this video afaik
but this explains it
obsidian prairie
You all might have psyop'd me into buying wilds
solar gorge
itz alr
probably better now than at launch, more stuff to do
i kinda blitzed thru it
nimble fiber
You all might have psyop'd me into buying wilds
do it very good game imo
spare talon
I havent like actually played it in over a year and even before then id been waning off of it more and more
spare talon
If you asked a couple years ago my answer would have been yeah give it a shot but not really anymore
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/wall-gif-22810676
The only thing I know is still there is the peak gunplay
spare talon
That never changes
No game does "shoot bad guy, feel good" better
Shame theyre fumbling everything else
median steeple
right now I wouldn't ngl the state is so sad atm
renegades was pretty good
just not worth going back for imo
sterile stone
https://youtu.be/leK-jd-wspc?si=UkqT8xzt58bmez-N the system hasn't changed since...
Oh that's super basic and understandable then
spare talon
just not worth going back for imo
Exactly
Going back to play renegades means im gonna have to play destiny again and I could just
Not do that
median steeple
Oh that's super basic and understandable then
every weapon can mount it's just harder for bow/bg
nimble fiber
Oh that's super basic and understandable then
you're super basic and understandable
sterile stone
you're super basic and understandable
How about I slap the waffle outta your hand buddy
What about that huh
nimble fiber
what waffle
sterile stone
The waffle you're buying next week
sterile stone
u gonna give me a waffle first?
That depends
I got chocolate chip eggos in the fridge
That NO ONE SEEMINGLY wants anymore
Even tho a CERTAIN SOMEONE was munching on a whole box the week prior
median steeple
ivory marlin
I think current
D2 is trying to fix itself
Renegades was a very good step forward
But they just shot said foot with pushing the next content update back a month
drifting wolf
not a month lol they delayed shadow and order until june
ivory marlin
Swear i remember hearing it was just a month
sterile basalt
Were they not taught how to love themselves
drifting wolf
yeah it's really feeling bleak right now, renegades was an okay expansion but it didn't keep people interested
ivory marlin
Why’s everyone on D2 of all things
I think cuz marathon is out on the 5th
signal spoke
ivory marlin
yeah it's really feeling bleak right now, renegades was an okay expansion but it...
No renegades was good and the people who played it liked it, but fucking ball mode killed a LOT of people
Edge of fate or whatever it was called
Was rough
Really really rough
I liked ball mode for 2 minutes Then they said “ok fight a boss and also you deal 2 damage” and i hated it
solar gorge
wtf is ball mode 😭
drifting wolf
matterspark
placid fiber
wtf is ball mode 😭
idk but it sounds more cursed than this character looks
south prism
drifting wolf
EOF and renegades experimented with destination exclusive abilities and the former got a metroid ball that wasn't very fun to use
placid fiber
What do you think of my main character, in guntouchables?
nimble fiber
bald
placid fiber
gottem
ivory marlin
Why are they hotdogs
signal spoke
placid fiber
Why are they hotdogs
You'd have to ask the people who made the game
ivory marlin
Weird design choice
placid fiber
How if you'll excuse me I gotta go kill some man sized bugs
sterile stone
https://fxtwitter.com/ItsMegaChan/status/2026074880945402250?s=20
He a big boah
median steeple
median steeple
https://fxtwitter.com/ItsMegaChan/status/2026074880945402250?s=20
that person is just REALLY small
Caseoh is like
6'2
ivory marlin
https://fxtwitter.com/tf2huntcom/status/2026292881015689375?s=20
L take
One trick scout
2 minutes on demo
placid fiber
How if you'll excuse me I gotta go kill some man sized bugs
Btw: When you see mosquitos the size of people, run the fuck away. Just a fyi
ivory marlin
What a strange game
stuck thicket
fanatic is deadass teaching me new words
signal spoke
fym i still gotta grind this shit after playing for like 8 hours since the new season
south prism
fanatic is deadass teaching me new words
cranksome is insane
solar gorge
fym i still gotta grind this shit after playing for like 8 hours since the new s...
looks actually not bad
signal spoke
It is still too slow
misty nova
fanatic is deadass teaching me new words
He's cranking it
signal spoke
I also love buying a full priced title and still charging more
misty nova
Soulja boy tell em
signal spoke
sterile basalt
fym i still gotta grind this shit after playing for like 8 hours since the new s...
BF6 falloff is crazy
signal spoke
I also find ridiculous of locking weapon variants behind season passes lmao
And the in game shop
signal spoke
BF6 falloff is crazy
Dont worry Dice is already working on BF7
carmine falcon
BF6 falloff is crazy
did it actually die
signal spoke
I love the excuse that they dont have the resources to create much seasonal content for BF6 when in mind they got 5 studios working on BF6 and earned a money bag with the game sales lmao
carmine falcon
last i heard its doing alright
sterile basalt
did it actually die
No
signal spoke
BF6 is still very alive
sterile basalt
But it did lose a lot of players
carmine falcon
that's every bf tbh 
carmine falcon
they all get 1 billion players on release then only hardcores remain
signal spoke
BF6 also feels less of an actual battlefield title
sterile basalt
They basically made BF but COD MWII
carmine falcon
lmao and people were coping that they'd release bigger maps 
signal spoke
But 4 months of wait for just one map is abysmal
They are dropping another one soon though
carmine falcon
ill get it a year later when it has more content at a 80% sale unironically
sterile basalt
You will play close quarters meat grinder 24/7 and unlock 2 attachments per game and learn to like it
Lololol
carmine falcon
so i checked steam and it dropped from 750k to 70k since october damn
this is the second time where they release alongside a bad cod with all the momentum in the world and just fail to maintain near launch numbers
makes me wonder if people just hop off anyway after release
signal spoke
You will play close quarters meat grinder 24/7 and unlock 2 attachments per game...
true
carmine falcon
or they fucked up this time too
sterile basalt
so i checked steam and it dropped from 750k to 70k since october damn
this is th...
U wanna know what’s funny
solar gorge
kinda both
signal spoke
or they fucked up this time too <:Haha:1079933221782945823>
they did both
sterile basalt
BO7 has still put out more content
carmine falcon
solar gorge
the slop factory can't be beaten
signal spoke
Because they care little about what they add
sterile basalt
COD’s content machine is just crazy
solar gorge
sheer output is crazy
carmine falcon
cant wait for the next battlefield where the gimmick is GUYS WE'RE MAKING THE REAL BATTLEFIELD BUT FOR REAL THIS TIME
carmine falcon
make another bfv
all what they had to do is make bf4 with fancy graphics
cant be that hard
sterile basalt
cant wait for the next battlefield where the gimmick is GUYS WE'RE MAKING THE RE...
All 3 major arcade fps game franchises are cooked
Lolol
carmine falcon
bf cod and who
sterile basalt
bf cod and who
Halo
carmine falcon
i completely forgot about halo
sterile basalt
Because Microsoft is the reigning champion of self castration for >7 years in a row
carmine falcon
343 need to be put on trial
sterile basalt
343 need to be put on trial
It’s halo studios now
carmine falcon
Because Microsoft is the reigning champion of self castration for >7 years in a ...
two whole ass gens
signal spoke
It’s halo studios now
we will keep deadnaming them
sterile basalt
two whole ass gens
The only reason Xbox hasn’t bombed completely
Is because they’re competing with Sony
signal spoke
Noone is calling them "halo studios"
sterile basalt
And Sony is the kind of company that’s better known for concord than their actual top lineups now
carmine falcon
The only reason Xbox hasn’t bombed completely
Is because they’re competing with...
pc saved their ass
both sony and xbox are just POTENTIAL MAN memes now
1 billion trailers 1 billion showcases
1 billion delayed games
very little worthwhile releases
sterile basalt
I’m just waiting for chinese games this year
signal spoke
both sony and xbox are just POTENTIAL MAN memes now
its a meme batman
carmine falcon
eat shit this is what happens when your dev cycle is 7+ years
sterile basalt
Nothing from the west excites me anymore
signal spoke
indies still popping off
have another horror mascots and roguelikes
sterile basalt
I’m waiting for phantom blade zero & blood message
signal spoke
carmine falcon
chinese games look interesting but i swear the last 10 something trailers are all just WOW LOOK AT THIS DARK SEKIRO CALL OF WUXIA WUKONG GAME
sterile basalt
I’m waiting for phantom blade zero & blood message
Dunno when blood message release tho maybe next year?
Phantom blade 0 is this year
sterile basalt
chinese games look interesting but i swear the last 10 something trailers are al...
Yea well, it is pretty same-y atm
The big production ones anyway
I did see some interesting stuff tho
carmine falcon
phantom blade is prolly the most insane looking upcoming action game besides that one game that's like 10 games in 1 forgot the name
signal spoke
Easten games are just gacha, souls like, open world rpgs, gacha, gacha and souls like
sterile basalt
Easten games are just gacha, souls like, open world rpgs, gacha, gacha and souls...
Not entirely
But it does tend to feel that way more often
Because the other genres don’t get as much exposure
signal spoke
Because the other genres don’t get as much exposure
nah the audience just want their time consumed by playing those only
carmine falcon
here's out exteremely acoustic combat system coupled with gigantic open world and 1 trillion side mechanics
sterile basalt
nah the audience just want their time consumed by playing those only
Nah this is just wrong lol
signal spoke
I am joking
sterile basalt
Extraction shooter is really popular in China
stuck thicket
time to crank all over havoc lobbies
signal spoke
That crimson desert game looks too real to be true
carmine falcon
it looks insane bro
this is either gonna be a classic or a clusterfuck lmao
mmmm yeah lets make 10 games in 1
stuck thicket
should i play darktide or loiter around on roblox
signal spoke
slop on box
stuck thicket
ight bro
hard nexus
where is fraud…
acoustic dune
reading chainsaw man part 2
visual stream
should i play darktide or loiter around on roblox
Play Depth Spelunking or Purgatory or Find the Tetos
stuck thicket
Play Depth Spelunking or Purgatory or Find the Tetos
im lowkey a deepwoken adict...
visual stream
That one's good
acoustic dune
im lowkey a deepwoken adict...
blud doesnt know peak
visual stream
I never got super into it though
shadow spruce
anyone remember soulframe
acoustic dune
pull up armor patrol
visual stream
anyone remember soulframe
I played it last month
Fun but super barebones
The rat lady...
acoustic dune
Fun but super barebones
someone never played armor patrol
shadow spruce
im like pretty sure i picked the worst pact in the game
signal spoke
carmine lance
https://fxtwitter.com/shitpost_2049/status/2026163952275591675?s=20
ngl, I'd probably want to get my kids into reading
if I have any
obsidian prairie
where is fraud…
carmine lance
but that statistic just genuinely makes me worried
sterile basalt
chinese games look interesting but i swear the last 10 something trailers are al...
There’re like, a few chinese front WWII FPS games being made, which looked pretty cool from trailers
carmine lance
never finished getting to act 3
acoustic dune
did you get jesse the pinkman
sterile basalt
I doubt they’ll be popular overseas tho for obvious reasons
obsidian prairie
ngl, I'd probably want to get my kids into reading
Yeah if I ever adopt they are going to learn to read and cook if its the last thing I do
carmine lance
did you get jesse the pinkman
soon
sterile basalt
There’s also a top down hack & slash prince of Persia like game
frosty herald
i saw that
solar gorge
did u see that
obsidian prairie
never finished getting to act 3
Do everything you can before act 3
Every possible thing
carmine lance
Do everything you can before act 3
that's exactly why I haven't done act 3 yet
still gotta get the extra fleas
sterile basalt
https://fxtwitter.com/charlieINTEL/status/2026360035949883684
Not good enough, should be indefinitely
median steeple
yeah ofc
carmine lance
i think that's a good, spoiler free way to put it
carmine falcon
There’re like, a few chinese front WWII FPS games being made, which looked prett...
link never seen those
loks interesting
carmine lance
remember when websites didn't need to ask for age verification
what's even up with that
why so widespread now
like if it's a porn site or something, or just mature content, I can understand asking for date of birth and nothing else
it's that simple
solar gorge
give ur infos to palantir
carmine lance
yeah lmfao
frosty herald
yeah the tower thats in control of the super evil satan dude that controls an army of orcs is the perfect name for a surveilance and war company
median steeple
why so widespread now
governments
like the UK and AUS
EU is trying to do some stuff
some US states
carmine lance
yeah the tower thats in control of the super evil satan dude that controls an ar...
palantirs are specifically the crystal balls
misty nova
We gotta data breach (sell your data) to bigger industries
You wouldn't get it
frosty herald
oh
carmine lance
used to scry through the eye of sauron
frosty herald
da orb
carmine lance
yeah
close enough though because it is very much linked to the super evil satan dude that controls an army of orcs
carmine lance
governments
of course
frosty crescent
that run stab trick with the relic blade i see people do, does it have any better dps than just doing a single target combo
shadow spruce
palantirs are specifically the crystal balls
i dont want the balls company to have my info
frosty herald
that run stab trick with the relic blade i see people do, does it have any bette...
its the highest damaging attack relic blade has and is used for chastice and shroudfield
sterile stone
@nimble fiber Erik is actually kinda sauced
carmine lance
that run stab trick with the relic blade i see people do, does it have any bette...
run stab is the highest damage attack in the moveset
sterile stone
Brother will randomly tism about rare wildlife
frosty crescent
its the highest damaging attack relic blade has and is used for chastice and shr...
but i see people do it instead of an actual combo
vivid pike
sterile stone
Caught a bunch of rare lil critters
frosty crescent
so i wonder if it actually has better dps
frosty herald
not so much dpps but more setting up a very high damage hit
carmine lance
so i wonder if it actually has better dps
it's basically the burst damage of the moveset
not to say the weapon in general has poor damage output, it's very serviceable
it's just good for if you want to say "I want this fucker DEAD"
stuck thicket
i think im gonna make a fatmangus
even though the concept of using a relic blade without marty is disturbing to me
ivory marlin
No?
carmine lance
alright got the twisted child ending
median steeple
oh wait I just saw MIDA
hard nexus
blows my shit smooth off
median steeple
huh that's cool I didn't know if they'd be in here since they are barely mentioned in the marathon games
ivory marlin
Is marathon a full ip?
hard nexus
my tomorrow
the post for tomorrow was at 11:58pm my time
ivory marlin
Thought it was stand alone
frosty herald
you can gamble in crimson desert this is so peak
hard nexus
ok so later tonight
hard nexus
this is such a good image
hexed igloo
I'M A FENCE SITTER
What is this I love doing these shitty little personality tests
hexed igloo
Oh marathon
median steeple
What is this I love doing these shitty little personality tests
you can skip the DAC and face thing
ivory marlin
Dawggg look at my score
Dude how did you get on the fence bro, i stand in 1 spot refusing to move
median steeple
I agreed with a lot of answers ngl
ivory marlin
I did too
median steeple
some just weren't applicable
ivory marlin
And somehow im fucking just only in the death cult and mida
stuck thicket
queue up havoc 21
shitty teammates
die
queue up again
good players
crash
KILLING MYSELLFFFFF
lunar fable
median steeple
I was trying to go for UESC
ivory marlin
I got like
median steeple
but I got the fucking secret police
ivory marlin
0 in Uesc
ivory marlin
<:Sludge:1154044214825459722>
Hi blab
pale spindle
Me
lunar fable
my fever is back at 103f
lunar fable
ivory marlin
Take a fat ass nap
pale spindle
my fever is back at 103f
Time to cook down
ivory marlin
Fever naps are killer
pale spindle
Inject yourself with anti freeze
pale spindle
i woke up like 6 times last night
What do you have?
lunar fable
no idea
pale spindle
No like what are your symptoms
south prism
fuck lol
lunar fable
fever, coughing, and runny nose
median steeple
i knew u were a fucking centrist
https://tauceti.world/profiling corpo profiling for marathon
hexed igloo
https://tauceti.world/profiling
Idk really what it means but hey we ball I guess
south prism
WHAT IS THAT
marathon ARG thing
median steeple
Idk really what it means but hey we ball I guess
You're a cop
south prism
arachne is the pvp faction
hexed igloo
You're a cop
Checks out lex imperialis
median steeple
basically colonial security
frosty herald
hard nexus
https://tauceti.world/profiling corpo profiling for marathon
i gave it access to my camera and oh my god i look so terrible rn LMFAO
hexed igloo
UNITED EARTH SECURITY CORP
It's me, judge dredd
median steeple
i gave it access to my camera and oh my god i look so terrible rn LMFAO
I didn't do that at all
hard nexus
the lighting makes me so pale
frosty herald
welcome to secret police gang
the enlightened thinker gang
ivory marlin
Twin….
median steeple
also the official name of the wiki lol
ivory marlin
i gave it access to my camera and oh my god i look so terrible rn LMFAO
You only need to do that if you did the arg
hexed igloo
What even is marathon
ivory marlin
What i ran on your mom
hexed igloo
The aesthetic is dope but like
hexed igloo
What i ran on your mom
I thought you were gay
ivory marlin
I thought you were gay
My sexuality is goes with the wind
Not my fault the wind goes with men
ivory marlin
All the women here sucks, and all the men here are basically the male version of those girls who are like “liking the same gender would be so much easier”
hexed igloo
So you're still single actually
hexed igloo
You can't say "no it's not that I'm single It's just that I'm single because everyone sucks" like yeah that's still single cro
misty nova
Woe bullpups your 12 gauge shotgun
ivory marlin
You can't say "no it's not that I'm single It's just that I'm single because eve...
I was saying no to the chopped comment dummy
median steeple
What even is marathon
Ok so the "Marathon" is basically uhh I think Deimos turned into a colony ship set towards Tau Ceti
it's attack by aliens and this is the plot of the first game
tau ceti is colonized
aliens come back and tau ceti is destroyed
the AI from the first Durandel and you fight the aliens and some shit happens it's hard to explain
the new game I think takes place after all of this and is about figuring out what happened on Tau
ebon bobcat
https://tauceti.world/profiling corpo profiling for marathon
I think this test is broken
Can I get a refund
hexed igloo
Ok so the "Marathon" is basically uhh I think Deimos turned into a colony ship s...
This doesn't help at all LMAO
frosty herald
Ok so the "Marathon" is basically uhh I think Deimos turned into a colony ship s...
is the explorer map real time or simulated
median steeple
no idea
hard nexus
You only need to do that if you did the arg
ohg i didnt know there is one
ivory marlin
I think this test is broken
Blue man group
hard nexus
its fun thou
median steeple
This doesn't help at all LMAO
the game is VERY confusing ngl
hexed igloo
I think this test is broken
Twin we can turn off our bodycams together and make out in the squad car
frosty herald
the finals but set in the far far future
median steeple
I recommend watching mandalors videos on them because he does explain it somewhat
ebon bobcat
Twin we can turn off our bodycams together and make out in the squad car
No
I am not like you
frosty herald
also marathon being the precursor to halo
hexed igloo
the finals but set in the far far future
This helps thank you yam
ebon bobcat
This test is rigged
hexed igloo
I know exactly what the game is now
misty nova
Twin we can turn off our bodycams together and make out in the squad car
A parked car with blurred windows?
Watch out watch out
It might be a motel in disguise
hexed igloo
misty nova
A parked car with blurred windows?
Watch out watch out
It might be a motel in di...
(it's a song that definitely doesn't sound as good in English)
placid fiber
I tried that, but, I killed the bugs instead(killing myself that is)
hexed igloo
I figured it was a song with strange translation lmao I
placid fiber
median steeple
lol
nimble fiber
fuckin hate yian kut ku
hearty nebula
NEEEEEEEEERDS
frosty herald
uhh shouldnt it be secgen
median steeple
you're a corpo cop
hard nexus
uhh shouldnt it be secgen
why
frosty herald
actualy it kinda makes sense
median steeple
UNITED EARTH SPACE COUNCIL
frosty herald
forgot how to actualy read graphs
median steeple
basically you're part ofthe uh
median steeple
government
south prism
frosty herald
UNITED EARTH SPACE COUNCIL
this post was made by real CyAc patriots
hard nexus
misty nova
What autism graph are you guys doing again?
ivory marlin
Marathon
misty nova
Why does it need a graph?
sterile stone
@nimble fiber I take small break
sharp willow
Does the guy who made this still post regularly or did he stopped completely after that whole fiasco?
sterile stone
All the women here sucks, and all the men here are basically the male version of...
I think your problem is, you're just attracted to lesbians
ivory marlin
Why does it need a graph?
To see what “guild” you most align with
ivory marlin
I think your problem is, you're just attracted to lesbians
I think in total this has happened twice
I just don’t pursue much
misty nova
To see what “guild” you most align with
Oh ok
misty nova
Which side you on looking ahh
ivory marlin
Which side you on looking ahh
I got the death cult
median steeple
ivory marlin
Me and mallow both did
ivory marlin
So no shit
All the straight girls here all look the exact same
And have the personality of a Mormon bottle of spray tan
frosty herald
https://fxtwitter.com/GlobeEyeNews/status/2026307760229654998
dudes done some heinous shit
ivory marlin
It sucks
sterile stone
All the straight girls here all look the exact same
Wow who woulda thought
The brown guy living in a state with a predominant religion
That thinks brown people are sinners
Wouldn't have much luck
hexed igloo
Does the guy who made this still post regularly or did he stopped completely aft...
Idk man idk what the "whole fiasco" is neither
sterile stone
Wow right
misty nova
I got the death cult
Ok mister Edge lord McEdge
hexed igloo
That thinks brown people are sinners
He's a double sinner he's brown and lesbian
ivory marlin
Ok mister Edge lord McEdge
signal spoke
X
hexed igloo
Double hell for you jelly
ivory marlin
He's a double sinner he's brown and lesbian
And i play banjo
sterile stone
He's a double sinner he's brown and lesbian
Almost spit my drink out
hexed igloo
And i play banjo
That cancels out one of them so are you brown or lesbian
signal spoke
Anyone sleeping during horizon hunters playtest
ivory marlin
Thats an instrument thats outside the norm
sterile stone
And i play banjo
Brother is just stacking negative debuffs
frosty herald
https://x.com/i/status/2026323277287743713
sterile stone
I'm surprised you haven't turned incel at this point
ivory marlin
That cancels out one of them so are you brown or lesbian
Ill take brown lowkey
I had sex once it wasnt the best
Don’t care for it
sterile stone
Ill take brown lowkey
Jokes aside right
hexed igloo
I had sex once it wasnt the best
Gets better as you go
ivory marlin
Well
hexed igloo
Generally helps to have someone you're attracted to
ivory marlin
I didn’t really agree to it
sterile stone
Has you playing the banjo gotten you any further in the phases of meeting someone
ivory marlin
So yeah it probably gets better
hexed igloo
I didn’t really agree to it
Yeah also generally helps when both of you want it
sterile stone
I feel like Zoomers associate playing the banjo with back water, toothless, hillbillies
glossy nimbus
And have the personality of a Mormon bottle of spray tan
Mormonism has always been sus to me ngl
hexed igloo
Top Tips for sex
ivory marlin
Has you playing the banjo gotten you any further in the phases of meeting someon...
No because its scary and a newer hobby im not good at
ivory marlin
Mormonism has always been sus to me ngl
Its a cult!
glossy nimbus
Top Tips for sex
Sulking?
ivory marlin
Hope that helps explain why
hexed igloo
I feel like Zoomers associate playing the banjo with back water, toothless, hill...
I associate it with one guy on tiktok who absolutely fucking shreds on it
glossy nimbus
Its a cult!
Yeah a very normalized one too.
And with an inherently racist doctrine too
ivory marlin
Yeah a very normalized one too.
And with an inherently racist doctrine too
Yup!
sterile stone
Not beating the hillbilly accusation
glossy nimbus
I should rewatch that video regarding them
hexed igloo
Not beating the hillbilly accusation
Jelly just a hillbilly butch tbh
ivory marlin
Not beating the hillbilly accusation
I worked as a farm hand when i was 14 so i could afford a bow and arrow
sterile stone
Jelly just a hillbilly butch tbh
Jelly out here
The worlds first Latin, lesbian, hillbilly
ivory marlin
It also net me free horse riding lessons
sterile stone
From middle america
solar gorge
ok so later tonight
my tomorrow wins
https://tenor.com/view/european-union-eu-brba-breaking-bad-better-call-saul-gif-12991363628370094405
hexed igloo
Deep south, coveralls and plaid, mullet, built like a fridge, w a wheat stalk in his mouth and a banjo
sterile stone
It also net me free horse riding lessons
You and Mort have something in common I guess
ivory marlin
Wuh?
sterile stone
Deep south, coveralls and plaid, mullet, built like a fridge, w a wheat stalk in...
HOLY SHIT
I FORGOT HE WEARS PLAID
OMG
hexed igloo
HE DOES? LMAO
ivory marlin
1 jacket
sharp willow
Idk man idk what the "whole fiasco" is neither
He had constant crashouts and got his account hacked by someone who just decoded to make more memes in his artstyle
ivory marlin
I have 1 jacket with plaid
sharp willow
I don't know what happened to him after that
hexed igloo
I have 1 jacket with plaid
Sorry dude you're a coveralls+plaid butch now
ivory marlin
I hate coveralls
hexed igloo
It comes with the territory of playing banjo
frosty herald
marathon results be confusing as hell
also why would you not flip a turtle immediatly
hexed igloo
also why would you not flip a turtle immediatly
Take a picture of him flipped to send to my gf captioned "help himmm"
sterile stone
Bro forgets them little shits outlive humans
hexed igloo
Teach the turtle to flip itself
Flip him a full 360 onto his back again
hexed igloo
Kick flip the turtle
sharp willow
Orange is different from everyone else here
What was the most common one?
ivory marlin
What was the most common one?
Most of the people here got CyAc
I got Arachne
What did yall pick for the empty chair
I chose incomplete
sterile stone
Kick flip the turtle
Kick flip the mullet
sharp willow
What did yall pick for the empty chair
Waiting
ivory marlin
I didn’t understand the other one
median steeple
nimble fiber
Kick flip the mullet
Kick flip the banjo
ivory marlin
Don’t kick flip my banjo i already spent like 200$ to repair it
sharp willow
I didn’t understand the other one
Which one?
frosty herald
https://fxtwitter.com/IntelDeadlock/status/2026368899470733781?s=20
my braincells died watching this
sharp willow
The one besides the waiting option
It meant the chait was complete, someone built it.
At least that was my interpretation
ivory marlin
Oooh
hexed igloo
Kick flip the banjo
Kick flip my peanits
hexed igloo
It meant the chait was complete, someone built it.
At least that was my interpr...
I chose complete because it's an object in of itself it doesn't require human input to become "complete" after its construction
hexed igloo
If someone sits in a chair it doesn't become "complete" it's just a chair with someone sitting in it
sharp willow
I chose complete because it's an object in of itself it doesn't require human in...
That is a far more in depth observation
void bison
stuck thicket
this run was lowkey insane
stuck thicket
i woke up 3 demonhosts for the love of the game
nimble fiber
Kick flip my peanits
Kick flip yo mom
hexed igloo
That is a far more in depth observation
I like to think I'm relatively logical
I exaggerate my stupidity quite a bit lmao
stuck thicket
i just made some BULLSHIII
hexed igloo
Kick flip yo mom
Your mom did a kickflip pop shove it on my balls last night
nimble fiber
Your mom did a kickflip pop shove it on my balls last night
nuhuh
hexed igloo
She popped a nollie on my penor
sharp willow
I like to think I'm relatively logical
I am someone highly aware of their stupidity, but i still feel the desire to learn and form opinions on things.
nimble fiber
hexed igloo
I am someone highly aware of their stupidity, but i still feel the desire to lea...
Former gifted kid here
I learn things that interest me really, I find a random tidbit somewhere and then go on a 3 hour tangent on reading about Tachyon particles
misty nova
She popped a nollie on my penor
The gif of the dude doing a helicopter on a lady's butt
hexed igloo
Yeah that was me and azravals mom
ivory marlin
The gif of the dude doing a helicopter on a lady's butt
What
sharp willow
I feel ot is freeing to admit to yourself the amount of ignorance you hold and then move on, wanting to learn more
sharp willow
I learn things that interest me really, I find a random tidbit somewhere and the...
I was really into physics when i was in high school, then i ended up developing love for the fine arts and never looked back
nimble fiber
Yeah that was me and azravals mom
nah it was actually your grand grand grand grandma
ivory marlin
Like that one gif of that guy trying to scream through the glass watching the other guy die or whatever
hexed igloo
Im pretty stupid
I have autistic engineer brain I'll be playing tech mod minecraft or satisfactory or smth and I'll spend my entire workday planning something out in my head, get home and do it, and it works perfectly
ivory marlin
Only tec mod i know is create
drowsy steppe
ivory marlin
And all i know how to do is make a infinite slime farm
hexed igloo
Only tec mod i know is create
I genuinely just don't like create tbh
hexed igloo
And all i know how to do is make a infinite slime farm
With tinkers and additional pipe mods I set up a gigantic autosmeltery to mine and cook ores completely independently of me, planned entirely in my head while at work
sharp willow
And all i know how to do is make a infinite slime farm
I actively avoid machinery in minecraft cause i feel it diminishes the fun part of exploration.
hexed igloo
ivory marlin
My friends have an on going bit called “ttg” (time till goop) where when we start a new mod pack they time until ive made the slime tank or as its better known “the glorpinator”
hexed igloo
This gave a constant flow of every ore, sorted and smelted, then cast into ingots and put into storage system
*except cobalt and ardite
I wish that modpack existed on new mc it'd be so peak
sharp willow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1475719782119637013/7...
"Begone from my dream"
sharp willow
With tinkers and additional pipe mods I set up a gigantic autosmeltery to mine a...
What do you work with?
Engineering?
median steeple
https://youtu.be/l5JXX0KZioI?si=J9rXgjnfcLaxht0R oh yeah here's that drew video and he it shows his previous review which he ripped into bungie
still got invited back and stuff so I know the reviews are somewhat unbiased
sharp willow
Stupid fucking customers
Been there, never wanna do it again
Even though, i still kind of do it
hexed igloo
https://youtu.be/l5JXX0KZioI?si=J9rXgjnfcLaxht0R oh yeah here's that drew video ...
Is it an extraction shooter?
drifting wolf
yes
hexed igloo
Free?
median steeple
no
pale spindle
https://youtu.be/l5JXX0KZioI?si=J9rXgjnfcLaxht0R oh yeah here's that drew video ...
Isn't this an extraction shooter?
median steeple
yes
hexed igloo
Damn
sharp willow
Is it an extraction shooter?
Extraction shooter from Bungie
pale spindle
Extraction shooter from Bungie
🤮
hexed igloo
Damn it drops on my birthday anyone want to get me a gift
ivory marlin
Damn it drops on my birthday anyone want to get me a gift
Mailing you a bomb rn
pale spindle
it's an MP game
So I'm confused about the title
stuck thicket
Mailing you a bomb rn
my opponent in postal chest when i open with the kaczynski gambit:
hexed igloo
Mailing you a bomb rn
Enjoy paying $200 of shipping bozo
stuck thicket
So I'm confused about the title
reference to an old bungie series by the same name
void bison
median steeple
sharp willow
reference to an old bungie series by the same name
It got that Love, Death, Robots vibe to it
stuck thicket
https://fxtwitter.com/AurochDigital/status/2026365921325953121?s=20
RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAH
median steeple
https://fxtwitter.com/AurochDigital/status/2026365921325953121?s=20
@copper hawk
ivory marlin
It got that Love, Death, Robots vibe to it
Funny
drifting wolf
not a reference, same universe but it's kind of detached from the original
signal spoke
https://fxtwitter.com/Wario64/status/2026344636051067151?s=20 fym turn off battle encounters??
median steeple
not a reference, same universe but it's kind of detached from the original
pretty sure it's supposed to take place after infinity
but after 2 the story gets
signal spoke
Also the game is not included lmao
drifting wolf
i haven't seen a lot of the original but i believe it's about 70-90 years in the future yeah
median steeple
A lot of halo comes from marathon so like
cyborg hero with AI kills aliens
infinity is that but jumping between timelines
and there's a god that eating every universe
hexed igloo
Are you not amarican?
Are u fr
median steeple
you're also like every single hero that has ever existed in human history reborn
hexed igloo
I'm far enough from America that for my birthday gift my gf is importing a bottle of rum that's turning out to be expensive enough that she refuses to tell me how much it is
median steeple
you're also like every single hero that has ever existed in human history reborn
I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh.
I have been called a hundred names and will be called a
thousand more before the world goes dim and cold.
I am hero. She has been nameless since our birth,
a constant adversary caring for nothing but my ruin,
a sword drenched in my blood forever, my greatest and
only love. She is the dark. O Lethe, enemy and lover, without
whom my very existence would be pathetic and vulgar!
Our relationship is complex and perhaps eternal.
We met once in the garden at the beginning of the world
and, unaware of our twin destinies, we matched stares
across a dry fountain. And I recall her smiling at me before
she devoured the lawn and trees with a translucent blue flame
and tore flagstones from the path and hurled them into the
sky, screaming my sins. I powder a granite monument in a
soundless flash, showering the grass with molten drops of
its gold inlay, sending smoking chips of stone
skipping into the fog. She splinters an ancient oak
with a force that takes my breath and hurls me to the ground.
She lea% [leaves?]
TEXT WALL
but this is from your brain in game
hexed igloo
Holy yap buddy tldr?
median steeple
good guy 👍
sterile basalt
I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh.
I have been called a hundred n...
Sorry that happened
Or good for you
Idk I didn’t read
hexed igloo
I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh.
I have been called a hundred n...
I love shit like this tbh
Gimme the most insane metaphors pls it's so peak
signal spoke
X
hexed igloo
Also in ghost of tsushima I got to where ||yuriko dies and I'm ngl I cried a little||
It's such a fucking beautiful game bro
Holy peak
royal vortex
i sobbed at the part where u think ur out of bamboo to chop and there's more
nothing has ever been as interested as the fifteenth time you can follow a fox
hexed igloo
I'm be real I'm steamrolling the main missions I only really do other things when I run across them
hexed igloo
nothing has ever been as interested as the fifteenth time you can follow a fox
I like following the foxes
There could be less of them lmao
south prism
ivory marlin
i sobbed at the part where u think ur out of bamboo to chop and there's more
HI JOSH
royal vortex
concerning amount of enthusiasm
ivory marlin
You gonna play marathon?
signal spoke
Mom, they are dance fighting again
royal vortex
You gonna play marathon?
no
ivory marlin
Damn
ivory marlin
Ill be working lowket
ivory marlin
Ok
hexed igloo
You gonna play marathon?
I'm thinking I might nab it
Do u know if there's any pve at all
Or just raw pvp
stuck thicket
WE HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK
ivory marlin
I'm thinking I might nab it
I pre ordered cuz you get some goodies and i like goodies
solar gorge
waiting till i can free trial it
shadow spruce
half life symbol
solar gorge
I needed a new username ASAP some time ago
ivory marlin
half life symbol
Oh is that what its called?
shadow spruce
yes
solar gorge
and i like half life and there's a level in it called LambdaCore
shadow spruce
hi cica
ivory marlin
Not cool dude
solar gorge
LambdaBORE
copper hawk
ivory marlin
I really lucked out with my username
misty nova
Oh is that what its called?
ivory marlin
Thank you my 9 year old cousin
misty nova
Lambida symbol 
shadow spruce
labubu symbol
hexed igloo
I really lucked out with my username
I've had a collection of stupid names and I've settled on this one
ivory marlin
Real
hexed igloo
It's a nothingburger not particularly memorable or embarrassing
*my actual name not hadrons chair lmao
ivory marlin
I didn’t ever need a username
So once i finally needed one
I scrambled
And my little cousin named his plush bear Jellypostcough
And i was like
“Holy shit yeah thats mine”
shadow spruce
hexed igloo
Landed on jellypost
I like dragonflies
hexed igloo
0416 is because HK416 in girlsfrontline
copper hawk
Weeb
hexed igloo
Correct
copper hawk
Heh .
hexed igloo
Ding ding ding
copper hawk
U cant say that .
shadow spruce
ive got bottled
hexed igloo
Bottled water universally tastes like dogshit
spare talon
Fuck darktide
Im gonna play halo 1 on a windows xp computer
shadow spruce
real
glossy nimbus
Fuck darktide
Im gonna play halo 1 on a windows xp computer
Had a bad run?
spare talon
Had a bad run?
No im just working
shadow spruce
it was the colebotomy
glossy nimbus
No im just working
Quit ur job?
spare talon
Quit ur job?
No im at my other job
glossy nimbus
Quit ur other job?
hexed igloo
it was the colebotomy
Poxburster got some of his juices into coles braintube
spare talon
Quit ur other job?
No
shadow spruce
too bad
calm salmon
shadow spruce
if it is thats amazing
spare talon
OK nah fuck this
Legendary mode at like 20 fps with a ball mouse sucks dick
frosty herald
coward
spare talon
Im playing Oregon trail instead
void bison
you could play ribaorld
spare talon
shadow spruce
dysentery speedrun?
frosty herald
this is so scuffed
full nebula
misty nova
Dawg
frosty herald
this is also how some dad unironically played oregon trail
hexed igloo
Im playing Oregon trail instead
Play the organ trail
misty nova
Oregon Trail
carmine falcon
OK nah fuck this
Legendary mode at like 20 fps with a ball mouse sucks dick
holy peak
frosty herald
thats nyan cat
stuck thicket
hard nexus
darktide h40 solo on this when
heady rapids
@visual stream
stuck thicket
critmangus is a fucking DEMONIC build yo…
carmine falcon
tf is a critmangus
hard nexus
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1296902848214335498/1400917584710340819...
react if you understand.
frosty herald
darktide h40 solo on this when
i wonder if darktide even runs on a macingtosh
hard nexus
i wonder if darktide even runs on a macingtosh
prolly not
stuck thicket
except
spare talon
tf is a critmangus
I assume fatmangus but with piety and a crit weapon
carmine falcon
sounds very unmangusy
heady rapids
@solar gorge @median steeple
stuck thicket
I assume fatmangus but with piety and a crit weapon
yeah basically
spare talon
I mean
frosty herald
so your banking on stalwart?
hard nexus
throw out RB for an eviscerator
oh that works? i was wondering about it
stuck thicket
oh that works? i was wondering about it
i stress tested it in havoc like just now, it’s good
frosty herald
<@641678788392124417> <@508465754832633896>
oh damn keanu reeves and conan o brian
spare talon
Ones that actually inherently benefit from it
stuck thicket
I meant like
Taxe or crusher
i’ve yet to try both of those
carmine falcon
ok but fatmanguserino doesnt take a lot of dmg perks cause its tailored for RB's good dmg adms im too afraid to mess with that
and use other weapons
frosty herald
except carapace
bloodthirsty mk15 evis my beloved
stuck thicket
except carapace
evi can totally work aginst carapace
hard nexus
evi can totally work aginst carapace
it can, but it’s weaker against it
compared to relic
frosty herald
mk15 does far more burst damage to crushers
hard nexus
fotf revved heavy oneshots crushers
waiting for damage is a major weakness of evis
spare talon
ok but fatmanguserino doesnt take a lot of dmg perks cause its tailored for RB's...
A.a was telling me pietymangus works well with taxe and crusher
frosty herald
waiting for damage is a major weakness of evis
doesnt the damage spread out now?
for either armor or flesh
carmine falcon
A.a was telling me pietymangus works well with taxe and crusher
if the man says it works then it works
hard nexus
doesnt the damage spread out now?
against unarmored, infested, and maniac and unyielding
acoustic dune
ey gyatt-mato
frosty herald
ey gyatt-mato
Im crine
chrome wave
A.a was telling me pietymangus works well with taxe and crusher
it does
acoustic dune
hows nioh 3
hard nexus
for either armor or flesh
carapace still has mostly endloaded damage
frosty herald
hows nioh 3
Look at my achievements
frosty herald
carapace still has mostly endloaded damage
Cringe poop stinky
hard nexus
stuck thicket
he’s typing
carmine falcon
all weapons should suck against cara and people need to use skill!!
frosty herald
also i dont know what the fuck team ninja did
placid fiber
Ghosts? I'll take them any day over man sized mosquitoes
stuck thicket
all weapons should suck against cara and people need to use skill!!
the grenade in question
frosty herald
but framegen is so broken that turning it off gives you MORE framerate
chrome wave
I tried it a bit, no respite comes in clutch for both on it
tbf tacaxe and crusher are both plenty strong by themselves
acoustic dune
@frosty herald idk enought about nioh franchise
frosty herald
<@427815660937019393> idk enought about nioh franchise
its pretty hard
chrome wave
tacaxe has been giga good for no reason since they buffed it
frosty herald
and is a LOT deeper than dark souls
acoustic dune
its pretty hard
hard you say...
frosty herald
you should honestly try nioh 1
spare talon
tbf tacaxe and crusher are both plenty strong by themselves
Yeah but no respite supports the PA heavy playstyle while youre lacking a stam curio
frosty herald
its pretty cheap and the hardest game of the 3 id say
spare talon
Or stam regen
chrome wave
for sure
acoustic dune
its pretty cheap and the hardest game of the 3 id say
tf u mean
chrome wave
i run retaliatory defense
acoustic dune
ITS 80 DILLAA
chrome wave
not getting chain stunned by shield break is very nice
hexed igloo
he’s typing
His ass is not typing he's eeping
spare talon
not getting chain stunned by shield break is very nice
That was the goal with that node
acoustic dune
https://klipy.com/gifs/tired-bored-11
stuck thicket
i love KILLING people
obsidian timber
https://tenor.com/view/angry-dog-dog-angry-bull-terrier-terrier-gif-279567470945...
Me when I see a trapper
frosty herald
BRO WHAT
obsidian timber
i love KILLING people
frosty herald
THEY ACTUALY DID IT I DIDNT BELIEVE IT
acoustic dune
Me when I see a trapper
a trap you say
spare talon
Its honestly a pretty good node but it falls victim to most builds wanting other things more, like a lot of the other cool nodes
frosty herald
you can now transmog armor pieces from ninja and samurai style and itl show up vice versa