zealot-class

[sterile stone]

The vast abundance of guns

[olive raven]

To make it not an actual gun

[heady rapids]

so they dont get gunned down

accidentally

[olive raven]

No orange = big boom stick

[solar gorge]

would be nice if once the us get a new administration they start throwing most of these guys behind barz

[olive raven]

Orange = little bb thing

[mystic ether]

Wouldn't matter anyway since children running around with toy guns have already been murdered by police

[sterile stone]

There’s quite a few people in America that soak their pants at the thought of killing another person and legally getting away with it

[tame star]

once? dont you mean if

[solar gorge]

it's a matter of tile

time

not saying it's for next elections

not if but when

[heady rapids]

idk man

they managed to elect a felon

[sterile stone]

Lmao that shit ain’t happening

[heady rapids]

that tried to overthrow

[deft badge]

i am not wildly hopeful the next election cycle will be "free and fair"

[olive raven]

Or phones

Or headphones

Or gas nozzles

[tame star]

very optimistic

[olive raven]

Or keys

[tame star]

realistically i doubt it

[sterile stone]

Bro shoulda been brought up on treason charges and instead gets elected

[olive raven]

Or their empty fucking hands

[tame star]

if the revolutioln starts ill jion y ou all

[solar gorge]

i'm hopeful

[olive raven]

Mind you he’s a 34 time felon

Convicted

[sullen forge]

34 times

ah surely he can run the president

forgets 80% of the shit he says

[solar gorge]

u know what must be done if they aren't

[olive raven]

Felons can’t vote but they can be president 😭😭😭

[sullen forge]

"We are now removing black history month we dont need that"

bro he just says shit

[deft badge]

Aye.

[tame star]

am i complicit by having palantir strock

[heady rapids]

replaced with orange history month

idk

[olive raven]

Yesn’t

[deft badge]

He's been impeached twice and the house wouldn't commit to convictions

[sullen forge]

make sure to say you're pro israel every- what day?

stocks will go up

easy money

[solar gorge]

say I love Isreal to increase ur stocsk by 1

[tame star]

i mean if i own 0.00000000000000000001% of a company and make some $ even tho i know it's evil am i evil? it will go up without my tiny bit of money

[heady rapids]

you'd have to ask god once you get there

[calm salmon]

Unironically I'm at that point

[sullen forge]

the whole Esptein files has only made me absolutely HATE the Elite

[calm salmon]

Who the fuck cares. Make your money, take care of yourself and yours

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-gif-9479146

[sullen forge]

like if you're a Billionaire im just assuming you're a horrible person

[calm salmon]

Try not to be a massive, disgusting, slimeball skeeze of a human

die and talk to god or whatever the hell comes after

[olive raven]

Legit

[tame star]

id be surprised if there's a god in the afterlife

[sterile stone]

Elon gotta be the biggest scrub

[olive raven]

If there is a god, they are a shit one

[sullen forge]

Well see im a Pansexual Furry and the Christians said im burning in the deepest pits of hell so 🚬

[tame star]

id ask him why he the fuck he is still here

[calm salmon]

I'll be there with you

And we'll find out Lucifer went to hell because he's Trans

and it'll be FABULOUS

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[sterile stone]

The hardcore conservative furries thinking they’ll be exempt

[median steeple]

I HATE DANTE
I HATE DANTE
I HATE DANTE
I HATE DANTE

I HATE THAT HIS FAN FICTION MADE PEOPLE STUPID

[sullen forge]

Lock the fuck in

[olive raven]

Don’t ruin my fantasy abt fuckin the devil

please

Lucifer a dude

[calm salmon]

Trans men are men too

💪

[olive raven]

yea true

long as the devil taller than me ig

🙏🏼

[delicate shadow]

this has always been true, you don't get that much money without being evil

[mystic ether]

America's legal system incentivizes and enables abuse by design, not systemic glitch. Any retribution to be found wouldn't come from the same legal system that has allowed the same abuses to persist for decades.

And realistically, most of these pieces of shit enlisting themselves can very easily find themselves being protected by the same communities and institutions they represent.

Only the most expendable and easy to discard could ever experience legal consequences. And it's not like sending them to prison will do anything else other than give more opportunities to sharpen these behaviors in the majority of cases. Fascists that end up incarcerated typically just join other fascists in prison then get more chances to improve being a pos.

What ICE is is a symptom of larger, connected fundamental fuckery that exists in every institution at every level. There's a reason why they're even deputizing citizens sympathetic to these atrocities to legally evade immediate consequences. Not that they'd be adhered to ftmp anyway nor would they if things continue in the direction they already are.

The legal groundwork that ICE has inherited has existed before their current stage. It'll take more than more mass incarcerations to ever improve the core roots of the problem. The country is deeply committed to it.

[calm salmon]

holy brick wall of text batman

[drowsy steppe]

the history of american slavery getting washed over is fucked

[calm salmon]

we're busy shitposting here

[olive raven]

This is markets form of shitpost I think

😭

[drowsy steppe]

ay dont be too hard on market cmon now 💀

[sullen forge]

Bro I try to think about how like "Maybe eventually being a decent human will get you something in return eventually like Karma?" no

Just no

[acoustic dune]

blud wtf is this

[mystic ether]

I don't shitpost over serious shit. People just have poor stamina.

[sullen forge]

its nothing but pushing people under you so you can climb to the top and its genuinely depressing

[calm salmon]

SST Extermination be looking different these days

too bad its a fundamentally flawed game 😔

Can't believe OWI took "Large scale military actions" and then didn't include a commander role

[olive raven]

@sterile stone deep rock in an hour?

[sterile stone]

Movies skewed people’s reality

The bad guys usually never face consequences

[calm salmon]

Also no nerve stem damage bonus

[sterile stone]

The good guy loses more often then not

[drowsy steppe]

shit goes back 30-40 years, perhaps even longer

[drowsy steppe]

Avengers Endgame being a comfort film of mine

precisely cuz its band of heroes sticking together to defeat a genocidal prick

idc what Scorsese says

Endgame is cinema

[solar gorge]

it's bleak

but they still deserve punishment regarldess

idfk just executem them or sum

[mystic ether]

Epstein shit is literally just a pinnacle of western imperialism shared across other groups and intersecting with the same scumbag behavior across racial lines regardless on whether or not they adopt the exact same outlook. Epstein didn't invent modern day human trafficking and confidant networks.

All those heinous actions were being done centuries, even millenia ago.

[sterile stone]

I’m

At

Work

[mystic ether]

The bastards earn whatever justice the people they've harmed and are threatening/have threatened to harm is whatever they have coming.

They tried some of their bullshit in a part of Compton that already has history with people who have had to learn to shoot back to stop bullies. Unsure about what happened afterwards, but the bastards slowed down a bit when they realized that people don't have a problem with defending themselves if they're already so used to it.

[acoustic dune]

hi at work

[sterile stone]

The cops came by

So that was fun

One of the care takers I work with that got fired hid a knife in a drawer

[drowsy steppe]

bruh

[sterile basalt]

lol will never happen

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/j8vmt-iDAqw the Mexico vid hella quick

[olive raven]

Guess I’ll kms then

Thx argus

[solar gorge]

hope always wins

i'm all in

[sterile basalt]

yea prob just not in the way you'd want it to tho

[sterile stone]

Sheeeit

[mystic ether]

It is but it's not over nor has it ever been over. Education, preparation, developing community against these injustices and others and conjoining those efforts has always been a key piece in tides turning. This is just the shared lifetime of these points in cycles of time.

It's over when people succumb to the lie that power like this is completely absolute. More that can be served by staying out of shit and thinking that it could never/can never touch them are getting railroaded by the reality check and it's times like these and those prior where people have shown up in meaningful ways. It just can't be done on wishful thinking and fantasical posturing.

Hope functions best when its anchored by substance from actual acts in the name of tapping back in to what people have taught each other and moved through in times of deepening oppression and the like. Losing sight of that has been a useful tool of the powerful. There's a reason why their sense of "solidarity" functions as it does because they're deeply conscious about how to leverage their collective power. The people can always and will always push back, win in other cases to carry on, etc. They literally just have to wake up and start learning and doing. And that frankly, is intensely slow on top of being at odds with the ways these systems adapt themselves to the times. There's plenty more people there and around the world that haven't really been tricked into not recognizing their exploitation.

[sterile stone]

You’re not about to emotionally manipulate me harlot

I gotta chase this funding

Cause bills are abound within the coming week

[olive raven]

😹

Harlot is crazy

[tawdry forge]

Does every zealot run the mop haircut?

Every zealot i see (including me) has it

[placid fiber]

What'd I miss while I was at work? >.>

[heady rapids]

just the women

men are bald

[placid fiber]

Hey, I am not bald... yet...

I am not balding either, I just thought I'd add "yet..." to that :3

I'm not afraid of becoming bald, if it is gonna happen... it is gonna happen. Not much I can do about it >.>

[spare talon]

why is he green

[plucky lotus]

😴

[olive raven]

Is it bad that I ripped out this random brown spot in my hand that appeared overnight

[nimble fiber]

probably

[placid fiber]

Cole... this damn mirror is 10k cans of beans... I can't look at my own reflection for another 1.1k cans of beans

[sterile basalt]

depends

are u bleeding

[jagged cradle]

for an amazing reason

[mystic ether]

Likely unnecessary but probably not alarming in greater sense. Idk

[misty nova]

Horrible crop

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1471844024158519398/biggreen.gif

[glossy nimbus]

gen chat

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/PunchingCat/status/2025769603553710190?s=20

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[signal spoke]

wdym, she just peeking

[full nebula]

one of the lines from the ghostbusters theme is "bustin' makes me feel good!"

[drowsy steppe]

zealot chat

where we talk anything but zealot

[full nebula]

zealot chat is general chat but good

[drowsy steppe]

I already said this whole chat is more like a private gc than a public channel

[frosty herald]

ah yes resident evil 9 is very similar to these games

[full nebula]

of course it is, theres enemies and guns you shoot

same thing

[olive raven]

No

[sterile basalt]

ok prob fine
best to get checked tho

[calm salmon]

need someone who will put up with my bullshit like Wyll from BG3 over there

[sterile stone]

I had to break out the old English lexicon

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/MidnightBoshi/status/2025933664819744923?s=20

Tsuki 🫧 (@MidnightBoshi)

Monster Hunter Wilds

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[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313591619009777726/1442581627309133945/giphy.gif

[calm salmon]

Warrant is back on the superstore rotation 🤔

noice

[sterile stone]

Death to squids

[calm salmon]

Remington Retirement Plan

[frosty herald]

i like nu udra's theme

quite spanish

[sterile stone]

You've met Nu Udra at a very Spanish time in it's life

[median steeple]

Both of the cephalopods scare tf out of me

like Nu Udras intro is scary as hell

that poor monkey

[sterile basalt]

Your pilgrimage paid off

[vivid pike]

meow

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/monster-hunter-wilds-nu-udra

[sterile stone]

My next work of art is to build a time machine

To give a victorian era child a red bull

And record the results

[shadow spruce]

why is he green

[heady rapids]

wdym

[shadow spruce]

shrek

[shadow spruce]

classic

[median steeple]

10* Zho....

Can't wait for more elders in the DLC

I feel like having only Gog is a little lackluster

[heady rapids]

@solar gorge u got a venator build ?

[heady rapids]

thats the best part

u dont have to fight the same monsters again and again

[median steeple]

I meannnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I just want an elder with a cool armour set

and not

the gimp

[gray ice]

@sterile stone got the crispy fit

[shadow spruce]

oh you poor bastard people still play that game?

[sterile stone]

Was just talking about getting back into Div2 yesterday

It was on sale for like $8

[frosty herald]

chameleos yama tsukami jhen mohran shagaru magala valstrax namiele and shantien

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/hatred-gun-edgy-gif-18213115

[sterile stone]

But yee looking mighty villanous

[gray ice]

Wish it could be made crossplay

[median steeple]

ngl I don't see chameleos coming back but if he does 100% reworked

[gray ice]

Would make this kicking again

[sterile stone]

Ubisoft hates good ideas

[frosty herald]

chameleos was legit in base rise

[median steeple]

Shagaru is honestly a safe bet since Gore and Fabius are in the game

[sterile stone]

Wilds won't be shit until they add the evil pickle

[sterile stone]

Oh wait

You're a lore nerd aren't you

[median steeple]

one of them

[sterile stone]

Who the fuck IS Fabius

Like what's so important about him

[frosty herald]

hes the ace lancer

from mh4u

[sterile stone]

The fuck does that mean

[median steeple]

Ace Hunters are like

mega guys

[sterile stone]

Like Nadia?

[median steeple]

like they know every weapons

yes

[deft badge]

He's one the original Emperor's Children, premier geneticist

[frosty herald]

yup

[deft badge]

Unless you don't mean 40k

[median steeple]

Nadia is an Ace also from 4u

[frosty herald]

nadia is also from 4u

were just missing the caravaneer and the ace commander

[lunar fable]

ruiner nerg

[sterile stone]

Wait so is your character from worlds an Ace?

[median steeple]

That's why Shagura is a safe bet since the whole story is based around the frenzy and the ace team played a part in it

[nimble fiber]

could the new frenzy event quest be a hint towards shagaru or nah?

[deft badge]

I'm posting this art anyway tho cause I think he's cool

[median steeple]

Honestly the hunter in wilds is 100% likely to be an Ace

[sterile stone]

Balding older gent

[median steeple]

they have the power to do "by my own order" and were hand picked by fabius

[frosty herald]

no

were the saphire star

[deft badge]

He's around 10,000 years old atp, yes

[sterile stone]

I mean that elder dragon fight aswell

You're literally fighting something using weapons from a old civilization

[frosty herald]

fabius also talks about the sapphire star in wilds

[sterile stone]

WHICH ALSO

What the fuck is the MH story even

Was there like some high tech civilization or some shit

And it just collapsed?

[frosty herald]

slaying ecosystem destroying monsters

[frosty herald]

the are multiple ancient civilizations

like the artians and wyverians

[sterile stone]

But there's also shit like Omega

[heady rapids]

holy shit

laning against silver

she has plated armor

[median steeple]

basic bones is
Ancient civilizations got cocky and fight elder dragons (the dragon war)
These civs are wiped off the map sending humanity and the wyverians back to the stone age
enter normal monster hunter

[heady rapids]

30% deflect chance

[frosty herald]

omega is not story revelant for wilds

[heady rapids]

she deflects 3 of my bolts

i hate this game

[median steeple]

Omega is from FF and it's whole lore is jumping from universe to universe

[frosty herald]

argus go to the wounded hollow and look at the left side of the arena

[solar gorge]

hold on

[frosty herald]

you should see a big skull

[solar gorge]

i'm number 1 ven eu

[sterile stone]

So outside of some stuff

There is some form of "Modern" technology people use?

Like the mobile cooking stoves we have

That dead ass a mini propane can

[frosty herald]

also put in orishi kirin into wilds

[sterile stone]

BUT HOLD ON

[solar gorge]

@heady rapids 491539

[sterile stone]

HOOOOLD

[heady rapids]

ty

[frosty herald]

we have quite some modern tech actualy

[solar gorge]

this p much used by the number 1 venator worldwide

[median steeple]

a lot of the more advanced stuff we see are like remnants of hte older stuff

like guns

the charge blades

[sterile stone]

Your character in wilds on the fly understanding how to use the beams the elder dragon uses

[median steeple]

swaxes

[frosty herald]

our character in wilds is a veteran hunter

[solar gorge]

i didn't play much mh but i only used the swaxe

[sterile stone]

Yeah but still

[solar gorge]

swaxe my beloved

[sterile stone]

It's never mentioned at any point we know how to use Wyverian technology the way we do

[nimble fiber]

based

[tawdry forge]

is there a way to disable the startup intro to darktide?

[sterile stone]

Like we dead ass jury rigged a random piece of age old technology

Mid fight

[frosty herald]

yeah

[tawdry forge]

like the animation after you open the game

[frosty herald]

werner is responsible for that

he repaired the energy nexus in gogmazios's arena

and we spotted the cannon during the scouting mission

[sterile stone]

Okay another thing

Are hunters like a off shoot of normal humans?

[frosty herald]

were super humans

[sterile stone]

Or are they like how witchers are and just genetically enhanced

[median steeple]

yolked

[shadow spruce]

I thought we were just built different

Chads if u will

[sterile stone]

My mans out here launching himself 20 feet in the air to shoot 4 arrows at once

Not missing a single shot

[lunar fable]

🗣️ WHERE'S MY DRAGONATOR

[sterile stone]

No gym work gonna achieve that

[solar gorge]

just look at the size of their melee weaponz

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/SirJessums/status/2026022755423092836?s=20

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[sterile stone]

I mean it does make sense from a realism standpoint why they're always hungry

Must be burning calories like a mf

[frosty herald]

we eat massive meals lole

[tawdry forge]

im kinda suprised that zealot does not have the

access to power swords

[frosty herald]

rise has the cringe dangos

[tawdry forge]

the small ones i mean

[spare talon]

powerswords are part of the astra militarum identity

[sterile stone]

The fucking massive sushi rolls on a plate meant to feed a family of 10

[spare talon]

zealots wouldnt ever have them

[heady rapids]

@solar gorge why does the #1 venator eu have the same pfp as you

[sterile stone]

And bro just kills em

[solar gorge]

i ran the metal gear armor in mhw

looks so cool

[frosty herald]

artian armor

its also in rise and wilds

[solar gorge]

i have it in wilds too

[sterile stone]

Brother got his balls snipped to become a borg

[nimble fiber]

was def disappointed when I first saw the food in rise after playing world/wilds

[solar gorge]

cuz it's me

[solar gorge]

who wouldn't

[sterile stone]

Ngl this goes kinda hard

[heady rapids]

im dying

my friend queued as mo and krill

despite not having them

[solar gorge]

mohammed and kareem

[sterile stone]

It could just be me

But I'd kill to actually play a MH game from like

The very very start

[frosty herald]

these are by far my fav sets in monster hunter

guild bard heavy knight and guild palace armor

[sterile stone]

Left one is guild knight?

[frosty herald]

guild bard

[hexed igloo]

Do you mean the start of your career or like first fleet type shit

[sterile stone]

Like

From the very beginning

[hexed igloo]

Like pre-guild?

[sterile stone]

Starting out hunting little shits to hitting a point that you're at now

Yeah

[hexed igloo]

Monster hunter - primal

All the weapons made from huge chunks of bone and wood and vines ur rly just cavemen

[misty nova]

#givezealotthis

[hexed igloo]

No scoutflies u just be licking monster shit

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/shitpost_2077/status/2025805318345863511?s=20

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[frosty herald]

astalos hammer my beloved

[sterile stone]

Crocodile Dundee head ass

[hexed igloo]

Capcom

[nimble fiber]

god damn

[hexed igloo]

Bring back the accel axe

And my life is yours

[sterile stone]

Azrav being a shweaty hunter

Bruv is nearly at 999

[nimble fiber]

its gonna be another great sword

[hexed igloo]

Please just put in the accel axe with like a normal moveset that's somewhere between greatsword and hammer and you can press r2 to expend fuel phials to either dash or empower attacks

[frosty herald]

yeah ngl i am wondering what theyre gonna do in the expansion

either we get a bigger moveset with switch skills because our current one is already stacked

or a new weapon

[nimble fiber]

nuh im slow, could have been 999 for the longest time but took breaks/chillin in grandhub etc

[hexed igloo]

Tonfas

Perhaps magspike

Idk what a new weapon would be tbh like every niche is covered

[nimble fiber]

morningstar

or like a whip or something

[hexed igloo]

I think those fall under hammer and longsword respectively

[obsidian prairie]

Light gunlance

No shield and two hands

[hexed igloo]

Light greatsword

It's just a regular sword

[obsidian prairie]

Longsword but its just a European longsword

3 feet of steel and a dream

[hexed igloo]

Longsword but it's actually a shortsword

[frosty herald]

we already have sns greatsword and longsword

[median steeple]

Pretty sure wilds has like

[obsidian prairie]

Seriously I think a light gunlance would be cool

[median steeple]

Killed the most NPCs

Or characters

[obsidian prairie]

Focus more on propelled slash attacks

[hexed igloo]

Also we already have a morning star with the sns

[frosty herald]

if you want an axe we have hammer designs or greatsword designs as an axe

[median steeple]

Like that one dude is eaten by xu hu

Arkveld

[frosty herald]

which is

[nimble fiber]

Lance but its actually a fencing sword

[median steeple]

Goes bananas

[frosty herald]

accel axe

[obsidian prairie]

Shhh

[hexed igloo]

A spear as a "light lance" could be pretty dope

[obsidian prairie]

Shit maybe I do just want accel axe with no idea what it is

[hexed igloo]

I honestly think accel axe is the most feasible, a decently heavy weapon with high mobility

[obsidian prairie]

Someone send the iron accel axe

[glossy nimbus]

excel axe

[heady rapids]

holy shit

winning on round 3 is so hard

this walker is so fat

[sterile stone]

Give the hunter a riot shield and glock 18

[heady rapids]

0 items

[sterile stone]

Call it a day

[frosty herald]

Basically a hammer that dashes around like the sunbreak dash for gunlance

[obsidian prairie]

Light bow gun with gun shield

[hexed igloo]

Close enough image

It's like hammer but you can boost around

[sterile stone]

Why he look all futuristic

[obsidian prairie]

Damn

[sterile stone]

Brother looks like an Arbites

[obsidian prairie]

Not the physical look I'm going for

[frosty herald]

I would play the shit out of accel axe in G rank

It would be even better with focus aiming

[obsidian prairie]

I think i just want the accel axe mechanics as a spear

[frosty herald]

Hmmm

Insect glaive is kind of a spear

[obsidian prairie]

I don't like how floaty it is

I want a ground weapon

[heady rapids]

it is a ground weapon

tbh

first and foremost

[hexed igloo]

Play insect glaive on the ground

[heady rapids]

aerial glaive is a major dps loss and is only useful in extremely niche scenaios

like getting mounts

and hitting gogma things

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah but its the vibe

It feels like an aerial weapon always

[hexed igloo]

So you want to kill the insect on the glaive

[heady rapids]

not really

[hexed igloo]

That's fucked up man

[heady rapids]

it feels like a regular monk stick thing

if you do the loop

https://tenor.com/view/martial-arts-people-are-awesome-exhibition-staff-wushu-gif-17638587

feels like this

[hexed igloo]

I just want the accel axe I know it'd work so well in wilds

[obsidian prairie]

Its some combination of all the spinning and the jumps

[hexed igloo]

It'd be peak fucking gaming

[obsidian prairie]

I want something that wields like a thrusting spear with propulsion

[hexed igloo]

Lance with evade extender

[sterile stone]

Guild palace guard armor

I can't find shit regarding a palace in MH

Outside of the armor being obtainable in iceborne

[obsidian prairie]

Lance was really boring last i played it (which was world tbf)

[hexed igloo]

They made it up

[sterile stone]

[hexed igloo]

I think it's less boring in Wilds but still kinda boring

It's pretty counter heavy so you gotta read well to make the most of it

[sterile stone]

So the Hunter's Guild has palace guards for a palace that doesn't exist

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-what-insomnia-no-sleep-gif-13337078

[hexed igloo]

Beats me man idk monhun lore

I'm just here to turn deviljho into a hat

[sterile stone]

They aren't gonna deliver pickle

I just know it

[hexed igloo]

Guardian deviljho

[sterile stone]

Nah

[hexed igloo]

Please capcom add guardian seething baselgeuse it'd be so fucking funny

[sterile stone]

Arch Temp Devil

Make his dorito breath a one hit kill

[hexed igloo]

Kid named divine blessing

[sterile stone]

Coin flip ass armor passive

[frosty herald]

you can call dundorma as close to a palace as you can

[hexed igloo]

It's a loaded coin

[obsidian prairie]

Just hit the proc

[hexed igloo]

Just be better

Democracy protects vro

[sterile stone]

I won't lie

Looking at the armor just kinda brought me down a rabbit hole

Like seeing there's palace guards

Guild knights which are like

The shit

Aces

I figured there was some structured ranking system in the guild

[hexed igloo]

They ain't no sapphire star tho

[sterile stone]

But I cant find shit regarding it

[frosty herald]

Yeah guild knights are the elites

[sterile stone]

I don't know what that is

[hexed igloo]

Tourist

[frosty herald]

Eric knows what black dragons are btw

[sterile stone]

Yeah but are guild knights above Ace hunters?

[frosty herald]

World protagonist

[obsidian prairie]

Sapphire star would get ran by most other protags

[sterile stone]

The guys we place as?

From the crashed ship?

[hexed igloo]

Yuh

[frosty herald]

Yah

The mhworld protagonist

[sterile stone]

I always wondered what happened to them post story

[hexed igloo]

Kept hunting

[obsidian prairie]

They just live there

[sterile stone]

Word

[obsidian prairie]

Go up through fatalis and just hang out

[sterile stone]

Woulda been nice to have a little tie in

[hexed igloo]

Pretty happy ending all things considered

[frosty herald]

I mean

Fabius talks highly of the saphire star

Every protag is a monster

Defeating black dragons and ecosystem destroying monsters

[sterile stone]

I'm ngl

I just kinda played world

I didn't give a singular fuck about the lore

But playing wilds

I'm mildly interested now

[obsidian prairie]

I got to the first Alatreon fight and dropped off

Which is sad cause thats like 3 hunts from the end

[heady rapids]

im at alatreon rn

very fun fight

esp with him flying around

[hexed igloo]

Okay hear me we up against like white fatalis or something we get grabbed, about to be eaten and holy shit the Sapphire Star from the fucking top rope puts his bitchass in a headlock and body slams white fatalis

Full suplex

[obsidian prairie]

Probably not cause then they'd have a canon appearance

[heady rapids]

wilds is a spiritual successor to 4 so better forget about allat

main dlc elder is gonna be shagaru

[hexed igloo]

I'll remain hopeful in my heart of hearts

[obsidian prairie]

I've been told to play 4u

Is that like
A good idea

[hexed igloo]

Do you want to play 4u

[obsidian prairie]

I kinda just want to play mh right now, but not world or rise

[heady rapids]

old games certainly exist

[obsidian prairie]

And wilds is a bit out of reach

[heady rapids]

idk i dont enjoy collecting herbs eggs and slaying fucking

little raptor things

before you get to actually play the game

[median steeple]

I do think wilds is missing the smaller monsters ngl

only the plains really has any

which sucks

[heady rapids]

idk

there's a lot of them tbh

[median steeple]

I mean outside of monkey one and two

[heady rapids]

you get the crocodiles in forest

[median steeple]

there's just not a lot

[heady rapids]

the monkeys

the hornets

[median steeple]

vespoids I barely count

[hexed igloo]

They knew that the players hated having to do 4 jagras hunts before being allowed to take off the training wheels

[median steeple]

fucking chud

[heady rapids]

wyveria has seikrets

[median steeple]

There should be wild seikrets in the plains imo

[heady rapids]

and those paralytic bulls

[median steeple]

I do want SOME raptors back

[acoustic dune]

raptors bcl?

[median steeple]

at least for the forest

[hexed igloo]

I don't really mind tbh world had like too many small mfs fucking up my bone collecting and mining

[heady rapids]

i hate gajalakas

[median steeple]

but that's like

monster hunter

right there

[hexed igloo]

Bro fuck those cunts

[median steeple]

the ecosystem IS monster hunter

[heady rapids]

im good

[median steeple]

it's been a thing since the start

[heady rapids]

there's an alr great ecosystem in wilds

that doesnt actively annoy me

[obsidian prairie]

Unlimited SAED on the gajalakas

[median steeple]

I think wilds ecosystem is just lack luster compared to world

[hexed igloo]

Whoever had the idea of galajakas should be drawn and quartered bro

[median steeple]

also tracking

tracking sucks ass

[heady rapids]

they have birds doing shit

[median steeple]

worlds tracking was peak

[hexed igloo]

I do miss the tracking

[heady rapids]

hated that shit

annoying af

worst gimmick ever

[hexed igloo]

The tracking made u feel like ur actually hunting

[heady rapids]

its fun the first 2 hunts

[median steeple]

That's the og vision of the game 😭 the devs have stated this

[heady rapids]

cool

[obsidian prairie]

The most i can remember about tracking is that it broke during the scripted Nergigante tracking and I spent a solid 15-30 minutes trying to fix it

[hexed igloo]

You aren't pure of heart and full of whimsy

[heady rapids]

they got rid of it for a reason

[median steeple]

that they wanted you to actually hunt the monsters

[hexed igloo]

The tracking was so peak except for the "gather tracks" missions those were ass

[heady rapids]

look if i didnt have to farm every monster a fuckton of times

to get armor

[solar gorge]

yeah the actual hunts were so good in worlds

i only played worlds and wilds and i was kinda surprised they werent in wilds

[heady rapids]

good riddance

[hexed igloo]

I was sad tbh

[solar gorge]

i thought it was like

the point of the gamez

[hexed igloo]

Why tf they all just on the map

[heady rapids]

that was only a thing in world

every other game shows you where the monster is

[obsidian prairie]

Rise not having them at all was nice

[solar gorge]

lame

i liked hunting and shi

[obsidian prairie]

Cause I could just drift my dog or do parkour across the map till I got there

[median steeple]

Rise not having it is fun

[solar gorge]

in monster HUNTER

[median steeple]

different game

but wilds

man

[hexed igloo]

I'm pretty sure all the pre-world titles just didn't fucking show the monsters at all

[median steeple]

PLEASE

[solar gorge]

monster hunter

no hunts

queerious

[median steeple]

they didn't you needed to fucking use

paintballs

[heady rapids]

well that too

[median steeple]

the worlds system was the best inbetween

[heady rapids]

it doesnt matter ultimately they spawn in the same area

[hexed igloo]

You had to wave to the guy in the hot air balloon and then beeline to the spot and hope you didn't forget paintballs

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-falling-down-stairs-gif-5462499368330342031

[hexed igloo]

It was so good and felt right like your hunter is actively growing and learning

[heady rapids]

idk what i miss from world even

probasbly nothing

[median steeple]

I miss how the ecosystem and tracking felt

that's all

[glossy nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1197253994972717089/1366435757752975360/caption.gif

[median steeple]

I do wonder what the DLC for wilds will be called

or where it'll go

[solar gorge]

tame

and u go to petsmart

[median steeple]

yes we see the fit malzeno

it def has to be like more wyveria shit

[heady rapids]

i just hope its not elderslop

[hexed igloo]

Grab all the hamsters and pack them into the staff break room microwave

[heady rapids]

just needs khezu to be in it to be good

https://tenor.com/view/khezu-gif-3676387043838404067

[acoustic dune]

is that you?

[hexed igloo]

Nah valstrax

I want to fucking offset valstrax's orbital strike

[glossy nimbus]

what is that

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-fritter-monster-hunter-meme-valstrax-gif-9716146735611073541

[glossy nimbus]

is looks like a diseased penis

[median steeple]

the Khezu...

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/khezu-monster-hunter-monster-hunter-rise-monster-hunter-khezu-mog-gif-2042025924422084471

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-fritter-apple-fritter-baki-gif-13151762529146201466

[median steeple]

I just hope for like

White fatty

that's all really

[heady rapids]

i need khezu and uhh

[placid fiber]

Remember, guys... don't bring a bug to a shotgun fight. >:3

[heady rapids]

the shark

you know the one

that one shark

tralalelo tralala

whatever its called

[hexed igloo]

I think they should bring back Great Jagras

[median steeple]

White Fatty would be peak and also play into Zoh being a prick by existing

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-gif-9220229

i always forget its name

[frosty herald]

zamtrios

[median steeple]

also the only monster choices are genuinely dislike is guardian fulger and odo

[hexed igloo]

Can we get 12* AT great jag

[median steeple]

it could've been cool to see old monsters that haven't been around in a while to be guardians

[heady rapids]

thank fuck odogaron wasnt a cancerous piece of shit

[median steeple]

but no

fucking ANJANATH

[heady rapids]

like his world counterpatrt

[frosty herald]

i like subspecies coming back as guardians

[hexed igloo]

I love odogaron he's my favorite

[median steeple]

yeah but I don't like iceborne monsters being chosen

[frosty herald]

im genuinely hoping malfestio is in the expansion

[heady rapids]

rakna kadaki needs to be in the dlc

or its over

[frosty herald]

also i think i know how the expansion will start

[heady rapids]

and the big bug from gu

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/SappleMyrup/status/2026040431705035061?s=20

Maple Syrup 🍁 | #ELEANORNATION (@SappleMyrup)

So Proof of a Hero has around 575K total HP with 4P scaling, with Arkveld taking up about 215K... and we're still in base game
︀︀
︀︀IB Fatalis had 172K with 4P in comparison

**💬 10 🔁 26 ❤️ 359 👁️ 5.0K **

FxTwitter · Feb 23, 2026, 9:04 PM

[hexed igloo]

Guardian zinogre when

[frosty herald]

since werner repaired the energy nexus theres now no bottleneck for energy to flow freely through the forbidden lands

[frosty herald]

so the monsters in turn will get more energy and become stronger

[heady rapids]

proof of a hero isnt that bad

its just 4 monsters

they come 1 at a time

[median steeple]

It's the HP values really

because uh

[heady rapids]

you get 50m

[frosty herald]

for some fucking reason they gave arkveld near full HP

[heady rapids]

it's THE quest idk it's fine

[median steeple]

The only black dragon I really really want back is Alatreon

[heady rapids]

all you get is a plaque

just have to lock in for 30m

[median steeple]

I love his design but I hate fighting him with the old controls

[heady rapids]

just needs khezu in it to be good

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/OoFIf6OEjwo?si=iAD0rAmITgfm3xB9 also this fuck ass video, despite being based on like pure fan fiction I still love

I love the eldritch horrors of monster hunter

also because the nowhere kings theme is pretty cool for fatty

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-nowhere-king-centaur-world-centauria-gif-17835512763771869608

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/crimson-fatalis

[median steeple]

that's the appeal of fatty I guess

just a basic ass dragon really

[acoustic dune]

it wont land

[median steeple]

who just has an undying hatred for everything

[frosty herald]

if i wanted a monster from frontier id want forokururu

[median steeple]

I want snakes back

[heady rapids]

i wnat more spiders

and neopterons

[frosty herald]

considering wilds is 4u 2

[heady rapids]

like omega has the skeleto n

[frosty herald]

we can asume dalamadur is finally in the expansion

[median steeple]

there are 4 snake wyverns

2 are the same monster

[hexed igloo]

Why don't you suck on his weird unsheathed head if you like him that much

[median steeple]

Najarala
Tidal Najarala
Remobra
and techincally dalamadur

since it's still a snake

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/khezu-goodmorning-khezu-good-morning-khezu-khezu-monster-hunter-khezu-monster-gif-10446951357098994273

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dahren-mohran

[frosty herald]

also because of the windward plains jhen or dahren mohran can return

[median steeple]

I'm just glad we got a lot back

spiders

levis

so peak

[heady rapids]

spider

needs more spiders

uth tua is the best leviathan fr

[frosty herald]

nerscylla's weapons look so damn good

[median steeple]

I just

fuck dude

I can't with any monster armour after Alatreon

[frosty herald]

bro got that shit ON

[median steeple]

it's just so goood

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I need this armour in the RE engine

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/shagaru-magala-monster-hunter

no monster can top shagaru for me

[median steeple]

also because alatreon would be 100% more enjoyable with wilds gameplay

[frosty herald]

its by far my favourite one

[sterile stone]

What was that wyvern in worlds that was a rotting corpse

[median steeple]

I feel like people wouldn't complain as much

[sterile stone]

He had some dope ass armor

[frosty herald]

vaal hazak

[median steeple]

Valhazak

[sterile stone]

Yeah

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/vaal-hazak-gif-3576922009012359244

[sterile stone]

Hazak was an annoying fight

But the armor was clean

[heady rapids]

go farm

rng gems

[heady rapids]

or live with 50% hp

[frosty herald]

very spiky armor

[median steeple]

Just straight up

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzy-mice-gif-12371265837555442738

[median steeple]

I think a lot of the annoyance of older monsters is the fact you can't aim

or aim well

[frosty herald]

just go an get the small monster armor

[hexed igloo]

The blackveil stuff is downright beautiful

[heady rapids]

old mh games take so much player agency away

[frosty herald]

since it has efluvium resist

[median steeple]

Alatreon would be 100% less complained about with wilds systems

[heady rapids]

lock you into animatiosn so often

[median steeple]

same with fatty

[heady rapids]

stuns are so much common

[visual stream]

https://medal.tv/games/deadlock/clips/mbaBUPIgj3-jJxkzD?invite=cr-MSxiUmosNDA1NDMwNDgz&v=91

[heady rapids]

some monsters are pure dogshit in world

like kushala

[visual stream]

"let's get tower and then get the paradox" "no I want paradox now"

[hexed igloo]

fuck kushala

[heady rapids]

dog healthbars.....

[median steeple]

I love Kushalas design

but yeah

[heady rapids]

kushala is actually good in rise

[median steeple]

without poison holy fuckkkkk

[heady rapids]

world kushala is actually lkike

dog

ultra dog

[median steeple]

He's a fucking push over in Dos lol

[visual stream]

Yeah replay mode is weird

[frosty herald]

capcom having the absolute genius idea to make raging bracy weapons the best and then introduce an elemental dps check

[hexed igloo]

"You want to do literally fucking anything? Hrmmmmmm wind"

[frosty herald]

atleast we got frostfang barioth

[atomic ermine]

is fatmangus zealot build still the best?

[heady rapids]

wasnt elementless meta for the majority of the game

[hexed igloo]

Windcheck

[heady rapids]

and they have a hwole ass gem

[plush estuary]

best is debatable

[median steeple]

Kind of based but a lot of the best ele weapons were locked to monsters in the.... guidling lands

[plush estuary]

but its still very strong

[median steeple]

also some weapons were just

BAD

[frosty herald]

also im bummed that elderseal isnt a thing in wilds

[median steeple]

elementally

[heady rapids]

elderseal is dog

[frosty herald]

hammer and greatsword lmfao

[heady rapids]

it shoiuld stay in world

[hexed igloo]

I never got the point of elderseal tbh

[heady rapids]

it disables attacks or gimmicks of elders

[frosty herald]

like they had to buff their elemental multiplier so much because hammer was that terrible at dealing element dps

[hexed igloo]

Just like dodge them

[heady rapids]

you can only learn what elderseal is if you craft an elderseal weapon

[heady rapids]

kushala

[median steeple]

If elder fights are gonna be like this BIG thing like gog

[opaque island]

let me remove the thing thats supposed to make the elder fights more interesting than your average monster

[median steeple]

give me more

I know he's special

and was special back then

since he's so big

but fuck make them MONSTERS

[frosty herald]

i love how gog is the only elder in base wilds

[heady rapids]

gog is a gimmick fight but it's good

[hexed igloo]

I dodged kushalas attacks by just not fucking fighting his bitchass

[heady rapids]

remember uh

what's the name

[frosty herald]

it makes the roster much more diverse

[median steeple]

magdaros

[heady rapids]

the big guy from base world

yeah

[median steeple]

seige

[heady rapids]

great fight very fun

very interesting

they spent 2 years making him iirc

[frosty herald]

shoot cannonballs for like 20 minutes

[median steeple]

I know gog is a siege fight but holy shit it's like the best one

[opaque island]

what is the WORST monster in monster hunter history?

[plush estuary]

Bro this YouTube video is crazy

[hexed igloo]

Kushala

[heady rapids]

gog isnt a siege

[opaque island]

why\

[median steeple]

oops idk why my brain locked in old gog

who was

[frosty herald]

steel uragaan

[heady rapids]

good thing they dropped sieges tbh they can't design them for shit

[frosty herald]

it ranked the dead last in the big community vote on most popular monsters

[heady rapids]

& its an awful experience when the game dies

and you cant get a lobby

[hexed igloo]

Painfully dogshit fight he never lands there's a near-constant wind pressure the mother fucker has flashbug resistance

[median steeple]

that's the issue with a LOT of monsters

[heady rapids]

kushala is good in rise

[median steeple]

kushala is just ass because of the winds

[hexed igloo]

He finally lands and you take a swing and the wind stops you

[heady rapids]

he doesnt spam shit and you can actually fight it

[median steeple]

AGAIN alatreon is an issue because its constant flying and lack of aiming of old mH

[heady rapids]

the recess basegame roster was just ???

what was it

uragaan

and radobaan

[hexed igloo]

Like hmm yes elderseal stops the wind bullshit that'd be great if I could fucking hit him for the elderseal

[median steeple]

Saafi is still my fav big monster imo

[hexed igloo]

Uragaan is annoying but I can reliably hit him so he's fine

[median steeple]

better than uh

whats her name

[heady rapids]

i looked up how to stop him from flying around and people are deadass using smoke bombs

[median steeple]

the gold woman

[heady rapids]

like dud

e

[heady rapids]

kulve

[median steeple]

yea

[heady rapids]

also dog fight

[median steeple]

Saafi is just so good

I love him

but also annoying

for drops

[heady rapids]

i think they made it into a regular hunt in mr

never fought her

siege is uber dog

[median steeple]

some of her weapons were still good pre Alat

but saafi replaced her

for the most part

[opaque island]

now what about the best monster?

[median steeple]

in what way because if we're going by just vibes

it's rathalos and rathian

imo

simple

fun

[heady rapids]

honestly

[median steeple]

decent gear in both LR, HR, and MR

[heady rapids]

idk about fun pre wilds

they were kinda annoying

perma flying

[hexed igloo]

Rathalos

[opaque island]

damn i dont know what i expected

[heady rapids]

but best monster overall like all things considered is khezu

[median steeple]

There's a reason both Raths are just so popular

[heady rapids]

or gigginox

https://tenor.com/view/khezu-monster-hunter-yummer-yummy-monster-gif-3508609848864001176

[opaque island]

I was expecting Kula Ya Ku

:^)\

[median steeple]

goofy ass monster but I miss em

[heady rapids]

the kulus are whatever really

all of those

[median steeple]

I just feel like we're missing just

[heady rapids]

wyvern shits

[median steeple]

jobber monsters

ones that exist to get their shit pushed in

[heady rapids]

there's plenty tbh

the monkeys

i wish they were more exciting and at least got a 9* tbh

like

whats the worm's name

[median steeple]

ngl I rarely see them now

they never spawn

[heady rapids]

yeah its tied to your hr

they need 9* treatment

[median steeple]

Bals

[heady rapids]

the worm

[median steeple]

balahara is a jobber monster yeah

[heady rapids]

yes

needs to be an actual threat

lala barina

shit like that

cause we only got

[median steeple]

I feel like we'll get barina and bala variants

imo

new monsters

might as well

[heady rapids]

fulgur anja

blangonga

[frosty herald]

i dont think anyone would care if the dromes are removed

[heady rapids]

ajarakan

and yian kut ku

and doshaguma

[median steeple]

I do because I like them but they don't need like

[lunar fable]

I want brachy

[median steeple]

6 variations

just use one

[frosty herald]

barina subspecies thats blast or noxious poison

[median steeple]

didn't lke

[frosty herald]

make the apexes guardians

guardian boltreaver astalos

[median steeple]

every new monster get a sub species in world?

I forgot

[frosty herald]

yes

LMAO

[median steeple]

lmfao okay then

[frosty herald]

world had by far the worst roster

[next crow]

hirabami is the weakest-feeling monster relative to when you fight it, i think

[frosty herald]

so many flying wyverns

[hexed igloo]

Kulu ya ku a bitch

[heady rapids]

hirabami exists as something to trigger in jin fight

lmao

[next crow]

you just flash once, they fall down, and then they're stuck in perma staggered mode because their body parts are so breakable

[frosty herald]

hirambi armor is when you found me at a chinese time in my life

[median steeple]

the cliffs are just the weakest area in the game

like uh

elders recess

[heady rapids]

oh totally

they look like shit

they are structured like shit

[frosty herald]

i really like the aesthetics of the cliffs

[heady rapids]

there's 1 good area

[hexed igloo]

I don't mind the cliffs 🙂

I think they're very ok

[median steeple]

I kind of like them

[heady rapids]

its just

hallways

and hallways

[median steeple]

but I think they missed out on making it a real snow biome

[heady rapids]

only 1 good looking area

[median steeple]

since they couldn't bring back like

[heady rapids]

where gore and arkveld nest

[median steeple]

ANY snow monster

[heady rapids]

they wont fucking fit in there

[next crow]

fighting tempered gore in that narrow space was a pain in the ass

[hexed igloo]

Tbh should've been like the fuckin uhhh initial area in iceborne but mountainy

[median steeple]

yeah that's the issue

I think wyveria CAN be a cool area ngl

[frosty herald]

the best looking area in the cliffs

[heady rapids]

wyveria is alright

[median steeple]

esp if it gets the iceborne treatment with it expanded

[frosty herald]

i want them to go full into it with the expansion

[heady rapids]

there were leaks of area expansions

[median steeple]

if only it all looked like this...

[hexed igloo]

Imagine ancient city hunting

[frosty herald]

let me fight monsters in the city itself

[hexed igloo]

Yam gets me

[median steeple]

Khezu would fit in Wyveria

fucking uh

[frosty herald]

just like you fought malzeno in the castle in sunbreak

[heady rapids]

khezu ......

[frosty herald]

barioth could stretch it in the cliffs

[hexed igloo]

Monster penis head coming outta a window to try eat you

[frosty herald]

do you mean those chinese ones?

[median steeple]

ngl I don't want barioth again

[heady rapids]

i dont remember

[median steeple]

fucking chud monster

[heady rapids]

barioth is alrgiht

ig

[frosty herald]

cause i believe that map expansion was a theory or speculation

[heady rapids]

needs glavenus so i can offset it

or power clash

[hexed igloo]

Barioth would be so good with the new movesets n shit he was so ass to fight with most of the World gear

[frosty herald]

gets counter offset by glavenus

[median steeple]

they should bring back

fucking