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that's fucking vile
BLEGH
🤮
like for starters
Nice lady tho
The fact the can looks like dogfood does not add to its appeal
that is 100% the wrong color for green bean casserole
you use CREAM OF MUSHROOM
GREEN BEANS
ONION CHIPS(I forgot the actual name)
AND SHREDDED CHEESE
SALT TO TASTE
Don't put cheese in casserole you heretic 
so your legit eating fried grain
should crisp up very nicely on top of the onion
Ehh, i still feel some typa way about that, but its not as bad as in it
yeah, in ruins the texture
@north sedge We need that Al dente rice meme
Cheese is weird stuff. I could happily eat it by the brick, but putting it in stuff can be so hit or miss
It's the texture
people hate american cheese
but don't realize its important for melting
Yeah.. I mean we call it plastic cheese for a reason lol
dont you guys mean cheddar
But regular cheese globs together after melting
because it doesn't have the additive to make it melt correctly
Oooh I found it
you don't even need to buy the additive and make the cheese yourself
one slice of american cheese makes like half a pound of cheese the same consistency when melting
You know what... Im not watching that either
Which is super important for all kinds of cheese additions, sauces etc
Nah trust it’s slightly less horrific
Oh
Args
Judge me for my dinner plans tonight
fried chicken on top of pancakes with a light addition of syrup
Judge? Dredd?
Sorry, watched the 2012 movie yesterday.
good movie
Big backtivities
But get me a plate aswell
I agree. My middle-aged father also liked it.
don't think it'll sit well in the mail unfortunately
so chicken n waffles
but with pancakes
Sheeeit
my aunt spoiled me with homemade waffles a bunch as a kid
Chocolate chip ego waffles go hard when you ballin on a budget
It's just that I've had homemade waffles Arg
so the taste comparison is always there
and the back of my head is going "these could be so much better"
Ole high society behind
This is what I get for having an aunt obsessed with home cooking
God bless my cousin in law though
indian food whenever I want/need it
home made curry 🤤
Kinda funny though. She bailed on an arranged marriage to marry my cousin
I’ve heard this from a client of me mothers
Lady ditched a arranged marriage with some rich guy
Married some white dude
Family was obviously pissed
But Atleast she’s happy
Oh yeah, my CIL's parents are STILL livid about it
12 years later?
Engineering Dad, Doctor Mom, servants in their house in Delhi type shi
Your from india?
And my CIL ended up with a white dude instead who's an accountant/middle class
No, I am white as snow midwestern
Howdy y'all
Puri is Cracker Barrel breakfast levels of white
CORRECT
How white am i?
but I like spicey food
and understand mutual respect with different cultures
I am going to be laughing at my melanin joke for a week though
You said 50 cent was Tariq nasheed
And I can never forgive this
Im not sure what ones skin colour has to do with enjoying food, but maybe thats just me
You have the identification skills of leyland coyle
White midwesterners think mustard is spicy
OH AHUT UP LMFAO
Mostly shits and gigs
But here in the us people like their traditions
Yeah, I really only equate "flavor" with "White" when it specifically comes to midwesterners
Was telling vin I finally put hot sauce on fried chicken a few months ago
southerners LOVE their carribean diet
Shit was game changing
fucking love spicy food
MY BRUDDER
Listen
is cajun food good?
cajun food is AMAZING
That depends
holeeee fuck jambalaya
Theres this thai place that makes spicy fish with this hot curry paste
🤤 🤤
I love covering my rice in it
god damn jambalaya fucking SLAPS
Spicy food?
If they have Thai rice with chicken or pad Thai I’ll take that
I uh, the spiciest thing I've ever tasted was dollar store ramen.
It was pretty good.
gumbo is awesome too
Make some wings franks redhot
I believe they do, but I've not had much
that's what I tell everyone when they haven't had spicy
Im kinda obsessed with the fish <_<
franks redhot is both yummy, and a good entry point to the spice town
My soul fucking cried when I saw someone cook gumbo with tomato sauce once
franks is not spicy at all
I am thinking maybe trying the ginger fish at some point
It definitely is if you don't eat spicy food
thats why they are saying entry point
Ginger in food is a hit or miss ime
Atleast with Indian food
franks as in hotdogs or?
Cause sometimes that shit is overwhelming
i've not had much indian food 😭
Chicken tikka masala
or something like that
Trust the process
haha i'll look into that
frank's is mostly vinegar and is a common ingredient in buffalo wing sauce
ngl i didnt think you were
Not spicy, but have you lot ever seen potato dumplings with goat cheese? (aka bryndzove halusky)
Born and bred in the land of lincoln babe
Puri got that southern auntie vibe
i thought you were black highk
😭
White?
Hwat
And somehow args still lets me toe that line
is that supposed to be 'hot' or 'what'
probably because I can take what I give
WHAT
I got my start in spicy food with Andy Capps Hot Fries and Flaming Hot Cheetos LUL
Lamb Rogan Josh
Nah that there is a hwat moment
I've had them so much they taste sweet to me now
thank me later
@sterile stone it's this.
peak middle european cuisine
450 scoville lol
Look at eeeeeem
@frosty herald https://x.com/i/status/2022978819238621311
Regular day in the Netherlands 2027 be like:
8:00 - Wake up.
9:30 - Check portfolio. Down 2%. Owe 36% on yesterday's gains.
11:00 - Sell your bike to pay unrealized tax.
13:00 - Lunch.
17:00 - Move to Portugal.
He’s cultured
won't get any better (except maybe whatever the fuck they make in poland)
Oh, not even 2500
still
that's PERFECT
for someone who has never had spicy food
cholula is 2000
LUL "cultured" for having a spicy snack
Oh blessings my bad
what I am is autistic, very different
and expect them to enjoy it
I thought this was macaroni for a second
IME, predominantly black snacks
along with takis
i fuckin love ghost pepper sauces
Let me search for it
Shite
acquired?
yeah thats it
acquired taste?
Nah nah nah
I ain't gonna make fun of someone for the way they eat spicy food
Everyone's tolerance is different
Same difference
Nvm
decently spicy
The damn video isn’t there anymore
I remember seeing it years ago
which is probably the whitest thing I've ever said
And it stuck like a core memory
I could CRONCH on rye chips all day
original lays are baller though
get some french onion dip?
SOLID snack
I'll be honest
Deans French Onion dip is AAAAAAAA, love it
@sullen forge https://fixvx.com/i/status/2022940627957354792
God bless offbrand soda
"...better not forget my fuckin' all-dressed chips"
Diet Dr Thunder for a dollar a 2 liter
Deans is genuinely different and tastes unlike other french onion dude
charos
Helluva Good French Onion is ass
i feel like youd sweat eatin flamin hot doritos
Great show
Canada's best export
I'll keep an eye out next time I'm in the mood for chippies and dip
I eat those every day due
flamin hot doritos ain't shit
even for someone that doesn't eat spicy all that often
they're like
bottom of the barrel
I bought offbrand french onion dip for the first time in a while and tried some last night, it's shit comparitively
Seeing a letter Kenny post in the wild is crazy
I still can't believe you thought I was black
That's gonna be in my head for awhile 
Spicy nacho
@violet hornet wanna play dome keeper?
puri i dont think the white chicken enjoyer is the right guy to be asking
The last person I thought that was anything other than this
Mort
Was yam
Over a year later, and this phrase is still posted
He's a good person to ask
Funny enough I put Incan onto jollibees
Which all they sell is dark meat
Vin don’t care for em
But I tells you I tells you
F
They’re a hit
I'd have to travel either 2 hours or 4 hours to go there
It’s worth
And I'm not going to Chicago for a restaurant
I wanna visit Chicago
Oh I gotta pass
Listen
I’m afraid that at any moment
Some spiteful Diety
Somewhere
Somehow
Is gonna crack one of those tank glasses
being afraid of the water is fair tbh
Doesn't matter what level you are, you die in water LUL
The water itself isn’t bad
adorable little flightless birds
It’s the paranoia of the shit IN the water
Has that ever even happened
:> the black depths...
I dunno
but I'm fine with lakes and pools and stuff
And I never intend to find out
I feel like you can trust the people designing those mfs
Oh hold on
@frosty herald https://x.com/i/status/2022978639017451638
The Netherlands’ unrealized capital gains tax does not apply to real estate.
As a result, investors are incentivized to shift capital from financial markets into income properties.
This puts additional upward pressure on housing prices.
The Dutch government has managed to

@calm salmon do you remember SoBe?
come keeper
No
They will become a great warrior
I love him so much, my favorite clearly closeted egotistical gay skeleton
ok I share 1 post and now my whole feed is Netherlands
Cant even spam enough RR for this
I really wanted to like hd2
And it genuinely feels worse than the last time i played it
they're also not
bullshit stupid enemy spam rn
so there's at least some variety
even if there's no resistance
Deadlock Rem
It's their home planet
If anything it should be h40 levels of enemy there
Valid 
Let me cheat on my gf with five other dudes in a single night and play myself as victim
Guh
what
I wish I was joking
@calm salmon I’ll tel you one thing I can’t stand
Old people and their ability to see microscopic shit
Mfs be like
“Pick that up”
And it’s a piece of dust’s electron particle
Like how the fuck did you see this bruh
I think you're fucked bro
Mmm, coffee and an hour long video from the Australian military graph youtuber
This will be a most acceptable morning
man
hey yall, new to zealot, can anyone spot check my set up?
im at 26 trust rn, so its not final
I find no build ever is
looks liek i cant post screenies so i might be hosed
Small world
Recognize that user from the Zombies Community of all things
Build it on gameslantern, post that
ok
Op not the guy who got ran by *6 dudes and cheated on his GF
And on top has an adult account that his GF was not aware or told
🥀
Furry celebs when trying be normal
The popufur stereotype holds steadfast yet again
Bro what
the fact his mother said he was actual mentally shit and he tried to deny of it and bro is now be suicidal for attention
Literally live witnessing of someone’s true personality
who
Fuck you
Start from step 1
We’re vaugeposting
Cause im confused
im killing gale
Popular furry
CALLOUT THREAD ON @/chumblings
ALSO KNOWN AS @/doschumblings ‼️
This thread will make light on chumblings for the horrible things he's done to his ex girlfriend under everyone's noses.
Please like, repost, share, anything you can to help people see this thread !! (1/18)
Some dude got a train ran on him and cheated on his girlfriend?
youre a popular furry
Amazing handle
How can you have a pretty gf like her and still cheat on her
Don’t ever call me that again
Unironically an insult
Honestly popufur should be considered a slur now
Cause it basically is
Everytime they get exposed for being heinous people
Without fail
Every single time
I dont have twitter
So i cant see what it is
popurfur streamers are also so bland, they only have one personality trait
(2/18) First, I would like you all to watch this tiktok (@/niya_peenie) from his ex girlfriend. I know it's a little long but it's worth it because she explains everything better than I can.
Better embed the full video

gameslantern link killed
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a1165e0f-9dd3-488f-a262-90e2b8fa80c3/dipshit-newbie-zealot heres what im working with
i put in cuirrnet weapon stats, but they are god rolls just not fully leveled cuz i ran out of money
what is a popular furry other than a furry that is kind of famous? or is it more of the connotation that comes with it?
And this is now the part where I outsource cause I don't play enough zealot to give you a real answer except TWBS is good and you should take that
Furry with a large following usually but the latter is usually the downfall
It really be one of your own
ok tyty
fair enough. i think i posted at an inopportune moment right now, so thanks anyways
I don't want to be that guy
But you don't have Duelist selected
It's instantly a shit build
Sorry
Most of zealot chat is inopportune moments
To be the bearer of bad news
be that guy, this is the last class for me to lvl30 because i didnt like it at the onset
and it was stronger then
you can always post it this chat is moving every second to any topic

i think i was running duelist and it got unselecteed at some point, i find i have to put tree changes in two or three times to stick
Yeah duelist is just free weakspot/critical damage
Summary is more just the large following usually gets to their head and like nearly Everytime without fail they do something heinous
Unironically why I never want to be popular cause I don’t even want to think of that getting to my head
i swapped out abolish blasphemers for it
so it's kind of in the same category as minecraft content creator type of deal?
Basically
somewhat i guess
Just furries
with furries is more easy because you can bait people with anything for easy follows
Yeah.
Be remotely sexual
+5000 followers
Literally infinite money glitch
spam your account feed with cropped arts and your OF account teasers
I guess it really depends on if you want to be popular, or you're just doing your thing and it happens that it made you popular.
Or short videos about out of context stream clips and vrchat photos
Theres no variety and creativity in the popurfur space
Mention proximity chat around them
See I doubt it’ll happen but if it does it does, I don’t want people to view myself as a furry more just the dumb shit I create and my overall personality
Cause honestly
That’s the other thing that does it in for them
Followers don’t care for the person they care for the sona
"Bisexual furries being set back 20 years"
Time to be Biphobic
Me on my own personal space eating all the drama because no one will ever know what i am
Drinking all of the tea
the fact theres been increase of furry biphobics is fucking insane
What have we done to offend you
Tried getting into every fandom, understand why they like it and all. I got a best understanding of furries but I'm really not into it
Biphobia in general
Date one of them people get upset amd call you straight
Date the other and people get uspet that you dont come out as gay
Very very long story
Besides I myself a Bi/Pan Idrgaf what they say
I just think it’s funny as fuck it exists
My guess is there's been an increase in gay folk running into posers who say they are bisexual to look more attractive rather than actually liking men
Like wdym you hate them for not being Gay or Straight LMAO
At least that's what I've heard from most of my gay friends
I was honestly confused as to what the hell you were aswell
I thought you were some lizard thing
wtf is biphobia
Then you became a dog
new word
biphobia sounds like a half life mod man
They say "Oh, don't bother with bi guys, they'll replace you with a woman as soon as possible/ they are bisexual until you ask them out and then they act grossed out"
This sounds like how most lgbt people speak about bisexual people online
two characters i own
Yeah it’s cause it’s performative
Actual people wouldn’t care and respect their decisions
I have learned that interacting with lgbt online is just waiting to get nuked
If you're not their specific brand, you're an outsider
So I win
such is life
queer biphobes, it's more likely than u think
what you guys talkin about now
you
The lgbt is like that one disfunctional family where everyone hates each other, but were taught in childhood they're obligated to love their family members.
I’ve met a few it’s interesting
👉 👈 
i've met a lot
and one of my ex's friends were extremely biphobic to me
I hope you dropped them immediately
All furries have no taste
And Didnt pull something I regret which was sticking with a group for way too long
i had to yeah
Drop me your music taste, if it is any of that furry ass sexual songs i am blocking you /j
Cause I’ve been hit with the latter cause I’ve dated more guys so far lmao
Bisexual people always have to prove they are bisexual. And people still don't believe them even if they do
Straight furries are by far the oddest enigma to me cause they’re always hyper religious
religous and furry sounds funny asf
constant barrage and tryna convince my ex that i was chaser that wasn't worth it
bisexual people aren’t real silly
My shit consists of like Various types of Rock and Electronic
Then Pansexuals are labeled as sluts, which is another problem
I don’t touch that with a six foot pole
you would be surprised how many there are especially recently
They’re more common than you think
they were invented by the government
didnt jesus christ say that you can wear fursuits
that based, you get an unblock from me
starbuck coffee
It’s unfortunately very real
i hate starbuckz
who u chasin dawg
enjoy your downvote. kid.
It is always the american flag furries too
Furries are never into something ordenary
queer ppl, ur not really queer if ur bi
it's well known
Imagining yourself as anything other than what the lord envisioned you as is a mockery to him so I’ve been told
It always has to be fetish stuff
fact according to them
Been called that a few times it’s
Interesting
So being a Christian furry is like a weird double negative
Lmao
woohhaa buddy u shouldnt be chasing people around this isn't the 60s anymore
well yeah bi people are just straight people in denial or gay people with comphet, there’s clearly neeeveerrrr an in between !
no such thing, true
just a buncha poser
can’t decide on outfit
i'm not even real
to go out in
i love getting breakfast doordash'd to me by the man
i'm just an AI chatbot
signalis fot time,,
If you see this combo “🇺🇸✝️” you’re about to see the most abysmal take if it’s a furry
fit,,
it’s also probably a nazi
Bomb disposal suit
expensive
But it’s a vibe
it perplexes me there are fascist/nazi furries out there
Yes Nazi Furries are a thing
and i live in florida
kind of like nationalist vtubers
self loathing mfs are funny
and the noot noot profile pic
i would die
I’m as confused as you LMAO
nazi furries are so funny, there's a lot of docs online
what perplexes me is the black trans furry nazi who dates a jewish woman
yes this is real
Swamp ass in a eod suit does sound awful
if u want to dive into it
Yeah nvm
Oh I block those on sight
They’re even worse
The cross symbol followed by a shounen anime pfp is also another abysmal dogshit combo
tf is a noot noot pfp
the penguin
The penguin
gif above
you are just a few word changes from possibly describing clarence thomas of the US supreme court
a dogwhistle?
LMAO
The artist who made the YCH must have made the regret of their life
The same way people adopted moon man from the McDonald’s skits
You don’t understand how much it upsets me
I had forgotten about Moon Man. Jesus Christ
4chan co-opted MacTonight
4-Chan co-opts a lot of things
Some of them get a new meaning, some don't unfortunately
Yeah the usual
The oddest shit was seeing how femboys and nazis kinda gravitate towards one another
Eisenhower making the first nuke
thats the artist name? I legit been trying to find who made the arts for so long
They are both obsessed with making themselves look like a blonde pale skinny mf, makes sense to me
Ah LMAO
That or it’s the worlds easiest grift cash
Anyone down to help me with the "Just a flesh wound" penance?
Caught me off guard with that one

Something about Agartha
Dude you don’t understand how much it hurts trying to explain Zombies lore and dropping that now with how much that’s used in Nazi Rhetoric especially now a days
Me staring @green yacht straight in the eyes and without a shred of doubt in my voice saying “Agartha” in the same sentence containing COD Zombies lore and somehow not looking like a Nazi LMAO
this was one hell of a conversation to walk into
i had an argentinian friend who wanted to be white so bad
and he would always complain about being born with the wrong skin color
cant mention anything in presence of normies ,,,
“Yeah 360 generation Black ops 3 was so fucking ugly, put Richtofen in as a jumpscare”
Had some of american dudes who fetishized me for being brazilian and wanted me to be a tan skin twunk...
One of them was a zionist lawyer, who wanted me... BAD
brassilenio
Never ask a US conservative the skin tone of his partner
Trump and Melania

Lol
It's really weird how alot of modern nazi ideology comes from fucking sci fi and fiction
Shits like a even more scuffed version of scientology
Star Wars' Empire and the Enclave come to mind
40k imperium aswell
Like oh hey
We hate everyone and live in horrid conditions
and someone sat there like
Wow this shit slaaaps hard
Yeah, but the imperium isn't so blatantly based on the nazis.
why is my arbites so sassy
I will state the original (World at War) lore for zombies was very much just inspired by insane Nazi Occult conspiracies and Wonder weapons
Ehhhhh
But it evolved in Black ops onwards to be its own interesting thing
are you absolutely sure about that
They have adjacent ideals, but the other two are legit just copy and paste
Yeah shit like Die Glocke
Nazi occultism is like much cooler than standard occultism because it's ✨tactical✨ occultism
And them looking for the arc of the covenant and shit
Teleporters in Der Riese are literally inspired by Die Glocke
FYI
Like yeah bro lemme summon the Will of Moloch to help me replace the ketamine I put on the soldier's panzerschokolade
WW2 Zombies (Not WAW) was a real good zombies story imo until the very end.
show us your vintage prop gale
Oh yeah that was actually delving into the occult more
What this glowing rock with magical properties
Or something that’ll get me banned
Straub flying over Germany telling people to not worry
As zombies are just chewing on anyone they see
And like, it's genuinely interesting to have occultism as more of a science
i dont think i can send it in here
Generally occultism is portrayed as rich dudes in a gothic basement sacrificing kids or something
Himmler's ideas and plans were so absurdist sounding, they don't look weird in fiction.
Using Rasputin to summon a devil child to open the gates of hell sounds like something he would try
Then comes the German aesthetic with all their machinery and scientists studying some random sundial they found on an excavation
It's rad as hell, taking aside who the people were
Look the 935 Banner is cool I’ll state that but obviously with its lore I’d say that alone is risky as well
935 was funded by the Nazis for their wonder weapon research in Zombies
I might start calling it "scientific occultism" or something
Rasputin will forever be history's greatest wtf
Mans was evil sure
But people really tried their ass off to murder this man
And he just refused to die
Until nature took him
homie was running Until Death
Brother was stacking last stand
It's like how the CIA is always used for some american occultist psychic bullshit research.... Because... They really tried every psychic bullshit to try an weaponize it against the soviets
I meaaan
Sheeit
did she got updated?
More scars
Oh cool
They gave hookers drugs and told them to give them to the johns
To see if mind control could work
There's the heart attack gun
Sniper elite zombies is pure occultism
I think I saw a meme about the US using some sound weapon to pretend to be the thunderous voice of Allah
The Murkoff corporation from Outlast isn't too far away from actual CIA experiments if you ask me 
Gotta keep in mind there's tons of shit we'll never know about
Arent they directly based on?
No
They're based on the Japanese Unit in WW2 that did inhumane experiments on prisoners
Anyways they did have to alter the logo cause the arm portion used to be similar to the SS logo
But its in the cold war and takes place in the us right
Yeah
but they also mention what was it
I'm not sure you know this but like
mk ultra
O
There's even a guy who was a co worker with Aurora and Otto who was a known member
I thought it was just a goverment organisation like the cia
I know that aurora can speak japanese because of the scientist
Gov would never directly link themselves to Murkoff
The government never directly links themselves to unethical shit that can come back and bite them in the ass
They contract that shit out to people
And those people contract other people out
It's a plausible deniablility thing incase something breaks out
"I just hired this guy to paint, I never knew he used human blood"
Also no supernatural stuff in trials right?
nah i mean mk utlra is a real thing in the outlast universe
The ghost man is a nano swarm which i know
It's also meant to be useful for destabilizing efforts domestically and abroad to pretty much justify fuckery
dude in one of the endings they create the walrider
Reminded me Division 9 existed, technically during Shi No Numa but wasn’t addressed till Black ops 3’s Zestubou No Shima
ehh
I hired this guy to pour concrete on this land, I had no idea he hired mob tied criminals who had a disagreement with people I don't like and buried them under said concrete
idk
Pure coincidence
lots of things you can claim as science
Isn't this Chinese
its all the same universe and im pretty sure outlast 2 is full with occult shit
and you can see trials from 2
I havent kept up with outlast 2
Outlast is filled to the brim with occult shit
It's kinda neat how it ties in with trials
The entire meta narrative is about the nazi part of murkoff trying to usher in an apocalypse through forced mass psychosis where they'll be able to be the leaders of the fourth Reich by turning it off
Japanese
And that forces mass psychosis opening gateways to hell
It’s the Japanese “Group 935”
Wonder weapon research
They mainly specialized with 115 in regards to Fauna life
wonder weapon..
That makes sense since Zetsubo was like a dense jungle
The Germans did it with Bodies and Actual weaponry in COD Zombies
They just so happened to have spiders mutate from it so they just said yeah fuck it research them also
Purposely expose water to Element 115 to literally see what would happen
Ngl
I know this is gonna like like a tin foil schizophrenic post
But like
I feel like 115 is just radiation and growth hormones
But explained in a sci-fi way
Well I man kinda
The actual root for 115 is incredibly schizophrenic
That's one thing I never actually got an answer to
It’s something the Apothicons leak off their bodies
Where the fuck does 115 come from
OH FUCK NAAAAAH
It’s a biproduct
element 67
So its literal excriment???
So mfs just using alien body sweat juice
Kinda?
But the Apothicons purposely weaponized it
This chat is sane of mind, never had mental issues nor have they ever had a of history of attempting to harm themselves.
Cause of its severe impact on anything it makes impact with
Seeing they can’t directly invade dimensions
Without the keepers stopping them
Black ops zombies lore is so confusing
They launch rocks of 115 to play the slow game
Cool gameplay
Slowly corrupt and destroy a dimension
Most incomprehensible lore ever made
Before then finally invading it
Keepers dont catch onto that but they do to a direct invasion from the Apothicons
CoD Zombies lore overall is very confusing. I tried getting a grasp of it and had to take notes so i wouldn't lose track of the shit that happens in it
Does that kinda make it easier to digest?
im starting to find arbites fun what is wrong with me
I somehow completely understand it
I blame growing up with it and being absolutely infatuated by its lore
i watched like a 5 hour video about the full cod zombies lore
i quit paying attention like
after the first hour
all i remember is that the entire lore is a time loop
Schizophrenic ramblings if it was lore
It's like trying to explain Metal Gear lore in chronological order
Multiple loops
Also somehow its coherent
Multiple
You know when you condense this
It just seems like
That’s a super fucking condensed version
Aliens fling literal shit across the universe out of spite
I could go into far more detail as to why
Do you know what the Apothicons are?
Aside of Cthulhu mythos
Just Zombies lore
They're like....
Gatekeepers right?
It's some shit that slightly reminds me of the ES lore
Close but no
what blessings do you do for tac axe on zealot
Same ones you do for ever other class
Brutal momentum headtaker flak cara/unarmored
oh my fucking god dude
I totally forgot about the old faces for the new characters
anyone willing to help me with the "Just A Flesh Wound" penance?
:( I thought the unique blessings would make it different
like agile or slaughter spree
They’re keepers (Dimensional beings tasked with making sure theres order within the multiverse of zombies)
That were exposed to the Dark Aether, this corrupted them which caused a civil war between them, they lost and were cast into the Dark Aether. There they mutated into the Apothicons and gained their innate taste for consuming all life
in what sense
Ye ye
is it just dodge spam
Yeah close friends
How did the zombies get created tho?
Consequence of 115
Are they just undead
Intentionally by the Apothicons
Brother looks like he's trying to sell me overpriced weed
What are the lore implications of gorod krovi having a massive dragon and nikolai in a mech
Purposely reanimates dead cells so it makes their long plan of invading a dimension easier if everyone is mindless beasts
pretty sure it's to show that time is fucked
Not learning dodge management
Group 935 and Element 115 shenanigans
so, not good if you know your dodges
I HATE THE GAMING INDUSTRY
well
<@&735928989146939404> shatter this man
The game has been in a long ass alpha
ig another bromentum weapon for the pile
What is this sinner saying?
@frosty herald Gorod Krovi is literally an Arms Race of Group 935 vs The Red Army in full action
I didn't even realize it was a bot lmfao
I thought it was an insane person like usauly
thats poor mindset
Read the bio
what if it was real
Very bot
Never got to play the map
But I heard it's like
It’s batshit insane
The hardest one in the anthology
Isnt that der eisendrache?
No
if real then we collectively sold his 5k to get him banned
no lol
Not even close
is that dog name bannable
the island
Hate it
Go for it it'll be funny
the only easter egg I loathe doing
Yes.
the island??????
What is genuinely the hardest map?
This is about as original as arbites named Chauvin
Treyarch series? I assume
Not counting black ops 1 since it doesnt have an easter egg ending
Just ones that end the game when finished
Huh?
Every game that has an easter egg that ends the game
Otherwise its just survive the longest
Moon does
they have stayed blessed directly into the soil
Moon ends Bo1
which Moon isn't hard
just annoying since
you have to wait for the dig
Moon is hard but it’s not the hardest
Shang gri la apparently is annoying
the uh
Shangri la was more difficult
pillar puzzle
Actually no
is annoying
Shoot
WaW doesn't really count for EE
Then the hardest from those
this is genuinely fucking terrifying
I mean ehhhh
The only real difficulty from verruckt is the zombie's speed increasing with difficulty
1 it's prob shang
2 uhhh transit? or die rise
3 Gorod or Zetsubo
4 (I don't care)
5 idk
Super sprinters
