#zealot-class

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sterile stone
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This isn’t satire as far as I’m aware of

calm salmon
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that's fucking vile

frosty herald
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BLEGH

calm salmon
sterile stone
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If you ever wanted to see the uk version of Stan’s cooking

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This is the channel

calm salmon
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like for starters

sterile stone
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Nice lady tho

devout vault
calm salmon
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that is 100% the wrong color for green bean casserole

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you use CREAM OF MUSHROOM

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GREEN BEANS

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ONION CHIPS(I forgot the actual name)

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AND SHREDDED CHEESE

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SALT TO TASTE

sterile stone
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She made fried rice aswell

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Without boiling the rice

devout vault
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Don't put cheese in casserole you heretic KEKW_ogryn

calm salmon
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Not in

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on top of

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its just a thin layer on top of it

frosty herald
calm salmon
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should crisp up very nicely on top of the onion

devout vault
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Ehh, i still feel some typa way about that, but its not as bad as in it

calm salmon
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yeah, in ruins the texture

sterile stone
calm salmon
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and makes it impossible to swallow

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but a thin layer on top wraps it up very nicely

devout vault
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Cheese is weird stuff. I could happily eat it by the brick, but putting it in stuff can be so hit or miss

calm salmon
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It's the texture

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people hate american cheese

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but don't realize its important for melting

devout vault
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Yeah.. I mean we call it plastic cheese for a reason lol

calm salmon
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"Plastic"

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It's not PLASTIC

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FUNCKGDOAKSJH:LASKJD

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angeyr

frosty herald
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dont you guys mean cheddar

devout vault
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It's not plastic, but it has the texture of melted cellophane

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Its not appealing

calm salmon
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But regular cheese globs together after melting

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because it doesn't have the additive to make it melt correctly

sterile stone
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Oooh I found it

calm salmon
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you don't even need to buy the additive and make the cheese yourself

sterile stone
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Oh shit I found it

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There you go

calm salmon
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one slice of american cheese makes like half a pound of cheese the same consistency when melting

devout vault
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You know what... Im not watching that either

calm salmon
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Which is super important for all kinds of cheese additions, sauces etc

sterile stone
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Nah trust it’s slightly less horrific

calm salmon
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Oh

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Args

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Judge me for my dinner plans tonight

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fried chicken on top of pancakes with a light addition of syrup

narrow mauve
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Sorry, watched the 2012 movie yesterday.

calm salmon
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good movie

sterile stone
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But get me a plate aswell

calm salmon
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I'll post pictures when I make it

narrow mauve
calm salmon
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don't think it'll sit well in the mail unfortunately

olive raven
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but with pancakes

calm salmon
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yeah

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I don't have a waffle press

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and I don't like toaster waffles

sterile stone
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Sheeeit

calm salmon
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my aunt spoiled me with homemade waffles a bunch as a kid

sterile stone
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Chocolate chip ego waffles go hard when you ballin on a budget

calm salmon
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It's just that I've had homemade waffles Arg

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so the taste comparison is always there

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and the back of my head is going "these could be so much better"

sterile stone
calm salmon
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This is what I get for having an aunt obsessed with home cooking

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God bless my cousin in law though

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indian food whenever I want/need it

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home made curry 🤤

sterile stone
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But I can’t complain

calm salmon
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Kinda funny though. She bailed on an arranged marriage to marry my cousin

sterile stone
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Lady ditched a arranged marriage with some rich guy

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Married some white dude

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Family was obviously pissed

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But Atleast she’s happy

calm salmon
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Oh yeah, my CIL's parents are STILL livid about it

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12 years later?

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Engineering Dad, Doctor Mom, servants in their house in Delhi type shi

frosty herald
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Your from india?

calm salmon
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And my CIL ended up with a white dude instead who's an accountant/middle class

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No, I am white as snow midwestern

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Howdy y'all

sterile stone
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Puri is Cracker Barrel breakfast levels of white

calm salmon
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CORRECT

frosty herald
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How white am i?

calm salmon
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but I like spicey food

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and understand mutual respect with different cultures

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I am going to be laughing at my melanin joke for a week though

frosty herald
sterile stone
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And I can never forgive this

devout vault
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Im not sure what ones skin colour has to do with enjoying food, but maybe thats just me

sterile stone
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You have the identification skills of leyland coyle

calm salmon
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White midwesterners think mustard is spicy

frosty herald
calm salmon
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But the black folk I've hung out with?

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Gah damn their chicken slaps

sterile stone
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But here in the us people like their traditions

calm salmon
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Yeah, I really only equate "flavor" with "White" when it specifically comes to midwesterners

sterile stone
calm salmon
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southerners LOVE their carribean diet

sterile stone
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Shit was game changing

gusty matrix
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fucking love spicy food

calm salmon
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MY BRUDDER

sterile stone
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Listen

frosty herald
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is cajun food good?

calm salmon
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cajun food is AMAZING

sterile stone
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That depends

calm salmon
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holeeee fuck jambalaya

gusty matrix
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Theres this thai place that makes spicy fish with this hot curry paste

calm salmon
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🤤 🤤

gusty matrix
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I love covering my rice in it

calm salmon
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god damn jambalaya fucking SLAPS

narrow mauve
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Spicy food?

sterile stone
narrow mauve
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I uh, the spiciest thing I've ever tasted was dollar store ramen.

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It was pretty good.

violet hornet
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gumbo is awesome too

calm salmon
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Make some wings franks redhot

gusty matrix
calm salmon
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that's what I tell everyone when they haven't had spicy

gusty matrix
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Im kinda obsessed with the fish <_<

calm salmon
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franks redhot is both yummy, and a good entry point to the spice town

sterile stone
violet hornet
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franks is not spicy at all

gusty matrix
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I am thinking maybe trying the ginger fish at some point

calm salmon
gusty matrix
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thats why they are saying entry point

sterile stone
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Atleast with Indian food

frosty herald
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franks as in hotdogs or?

sterile stone
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Cause sometimes that shit is overwhelming

gusty matrix
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i've not had much indian food 😭

calm salmon
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Frank's Redhot Hot Sauce

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It's 2500 scoville

sterile stone
calm salmon
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or something like that

sterile stone
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Trust the process

calm salmon
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so at the very bottom end of spicy

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Ergo: good entry point to spicetown

gusty matrix
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haha i'll look into that

violet hornet
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frank's is mostly vinegar and is a common ingredient in buffalo wing sauce

olive raven
narrow mauve
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Not spicy, but have you lot ever seen potato dumplings with goat cheese? (aka bryndzove halusky)

calm salmon
sterile stone
olive raven
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😭

calm salmon
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hahahahaha

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naw

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white white

narrow mauve
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White?

calm salmon
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And somehow args still lets me toe that line

narrow mauve
full nebula
calm salmon
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probably because I can take what I give

gusty matrix
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I got my start in spicy food with Andy Capps Hot Fries and Flaming Hot Cheetos LUL

olive raven
sterile stone
gusty matrix
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I've had them so much they taste sweet to me now

olive raven
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thank me later

narrow mauve
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@sterile stone it's this.

violet hornet
narrow mauve
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peak middle european cuisine

violet hornet
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450 scoville lol

heady rapids
sterile stone
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He’s cultured

narrow mauve
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won't get any better (except maybe whatever the fuck they make in poland)

calm salmon
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still

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that's PERFECT

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for someone who has never had spicy food

violet hornet
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cholula is 2000

gusty matrix
calm salmon
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or doesn't eat it often

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You can't just toss someone into habanero land

teal sun
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Oh blessings my bad

gusty matrix
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what I am is autistic, very different

calm salmon
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and expect them to enjoy it

sterile stone
calm salmon
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along with takis

olive raven
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i fuckin love ghost pepper sauces

sterile stone
gusty matrix
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i do not like takis LUL

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Not a sour person

calm salmon
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Takis are a uh

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whats the word

sterile stone
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Shite

gusty matrix
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acquired?

calm salmon
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yeah thats it

gusty matrix
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acquired taste?

calm salmon
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acquired taste

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I love em

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That sour and spicy

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mmmmmmm

gusty matrix
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I can like...Suck on em one at a time.

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(Don't laugh)

calm salmon
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Nah nah nah

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I ain't gonna make fun of someone for the way they eat spicy food

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Everyone's tolerance is different

gusty matrix
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Its not the spice thats the problem

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its the sour

olive raven
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my fav chips

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are like

calm salmon
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Same difference

sterile stone
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Nvm

olive raven
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decently spicy

sterile stone
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The damn video isn’t there anymore

calm salmon
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My favorite chip is chex mix

sterile stone
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I remember seeing it years ago

calm salmon
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which is probably the whitest thing I've ever said

sterile stone
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And it stuck like a core memory

calm salmon
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specifically the rye chip

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actually

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just rye chips

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God I love rye chips

gusty matrix
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I could go whiter Puri

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I love original lays

calm salmon
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I could CRONCH on rye chips all day

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original lays are baller though

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get some french onion dip?

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SOLID snack

gusty matrix
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if its french onion dip

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it HAS to be a certain brand

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Deans

calm salmon
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I'll be honest

gusty matrix
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Deans French Onion dip is AAAAAAAA, love it

calm salmon
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I don't look at brands KEKW_ogryn

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I just buy whichever is cheapest

heady rapids
calm salmon
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God bless offbrand soda

misty ravine
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"...better not forget my fuckin' all-dressed chips"

calm salmon
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Diet Dr Thunder for a dollar a 2 liter

gusty matrix
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Deans is genuinely different and tastes unlike other french onion dude

olive raven
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charos

gusty matrix
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Helluva Good French Onion is ass

olive raven
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i feel like youd sweat eatin flamin hot doritos

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Canada's best export

calm salmon
gusty matrix
calm salmon
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flamin hot doritos ain't shit

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even for someone that doesn't eat spicy all that often

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they're like

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bottom of the barrel

violet hornet
calm salmon
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yummy

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but you're not there for the spice

olive raven
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fr

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i love em

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good snack

sterile stone
calm salmon
gusty matrix
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Flamin Hot Doritos ain't much yeah, but I love them

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they taste good

calm salmon
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That's gonna be in my head for awhile KEKW_ogryn

sterile stone
calm salmon
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Args

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Question

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Did you ever think I was black

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I need a brother's opinion on this

acoustic dune
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@violet hornet wanna play dome keeper?

sterile stone
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With how much people curve ball me

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I assume everyone I meet is a white American

shadow spruce
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puri i dont think the white chicken enjoyer is the right guy to be asking

sterile stone
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The last person I thought that was anything other than this

calm salmon
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Mort

sterile stone
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Was yam

calm salmon
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respectfully

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shut the fuck up KEKW_ogryn

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Args is all soul

sterile stone
calm salmon
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He's a good person to ask

sterile stone
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Which all they sell is dark meat

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Vin don’t care for em

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But I tells you I tells you

calm salmon
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F

sterile stone
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They’re a hit

calm salmon
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I'd have to travel either 2 hours or 4 hours to go there

sterile stone
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It’s worth

calm salmon
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And I'm not going to Chicago for a restaurant

sterile stone
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I wanna visit Chicago

calm salmon
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Shed's Aquarium is a must visit if you do go

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frfr on god

sterile stone
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Oh I gotta pass

calm salmon
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Look I know you're afraid of the water

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but that shit is cool as hell

sterile stone
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Listen

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I’m afraid that at any moment

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Some spiteful Diety

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Somewhere

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Somehow

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Is gonna crack one of those tank glasses

gusty matrix
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being afraid of the water is fair tbh

calm salmon
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lmfao

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Naw, Shed's Aquarium is pog

gusty matrix
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Doesn't matter what level you are, you die in water LUL

calm salmon
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they've got a penguin exhibit

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THEYRE SO CUTE

sterile stone
calm salmon
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adorable little flightless birds

sterile stone
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It’s the paranoia of the shit IN the water

calm salmon
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they even have a ice slide for them to play on

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fuckin cutest shit I've ever seen

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gusty matrix
calm salmon
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I have thassalaphobia

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so I do get it for not liking deep water

sterile stone
calm salmon
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but I'm fine with lakes and pools and stuff

sterile stone
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And I never intend to find out

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I feel like you can trust the people designing those mfs

sterile stone
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Oh hold on

heady rapids
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The Netherlands’ unrealized capital gains tax does not apply to real estate.

As a result, investors are incentivized to shift capital from financial markets into income properties.

This puts additional upward pressure on housing prices.

The Dutch government has managed to

sterile stone
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@calm salmon do you remember SoBe?

heady rapids
calm salmon
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It was alright

ornate bone
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gato

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!!

acoustic dune
heady rapids
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No

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sullen forge
sullen forge
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Not even mentioning he parries with his ass bro 😭

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HES A FRUITCAKE

heady rapids
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ok I share 1 post and now my whole feed is Netherlands

sullen forge
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@twilit shard

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Slandering my second goat but it’s 1000% true

twilit shard
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Why tf Metal catching strays

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Leave my fraudulent goat alone

sullen forge
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Found an account slandering everyone

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Shadow has the most hate put into it LMAO

sullen forge
heady rapids
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sullen forge
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The AT factory

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I really wanted to like hd2

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And it genuinely feels worse than the last time i played it

heady rapids
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idk maybe i should just

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play bugs

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Ime bugs are not more fun

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But I hope they are for you

heady rapids
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they're also not

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bullshit stupid enemy spam rn

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so there's at least some variety

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even if there's no resistance

chrome wave
signal spoke
misty nova
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Also like dude

misty nova
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It's their home planet

misty nova
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If anything it should be h40 levels of enemy there

signal spoke
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Could have been worse but still awful

misty nova
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Valid chadgryn

signal spoke
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Let me cheat on my gf with five other dudes in a single night and play myself as victim

frosty herald
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Guh

drowsy steppe
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what

signal spoke
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I wish I was joking

sterile stone
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@calm salmon I’ll tel you one thing I can’t stand

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Old people and their ability to see microscopic shit

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Mfs be like

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“Pick that up”

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And it’s a piece of dust’s electron particle

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Like how the fuck did you see this bruh

gusty matrix
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Mmm, coffee and an hour long video from the Australian military graph youtuber

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This will be a most acceptable morning

ivory marlin
rocky kelp
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hey yall, new to zealot, can anyone spot check my set up?

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im at 26 trust rn, so its not final

signal spoke
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everyone else is a woman

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ivory marlin
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we got steamrolled

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it was not fun

rocky kelp
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looks liek i cant post screenies so i might be hosed

signal spoke
sullen forge
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Recognize that user from the Zombies Community of all things

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rocky kelp
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ok

sullen forge
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Op not the guy who got ran by *6 dudes and cheated on his GF

signal spoke
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And on top has an adult account that his GF was not aware or told

sullen forge
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🥀

signal spoke
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Furry celebs when trying be normal

sullen forge
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The popufur stereotype holds steadfast yet again

frosty herald
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Bro what

signal spoke
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the lore yamato, the lore dropped today

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very good read

sullen forge
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It’s kinda funny looking into it cause it’s like

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Wdym you fumbled that hard bro

signal spoke
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the fact his mother said he was actual mentally shit and he tried to deny of it and bro is now be suicidal for attention

sullen forge
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Literally live witnessing of someone’s true personality

heady rapids
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who

sullen forge
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Fuck you

frosty herald
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Start from step 1

sullen forge
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We’re vaugeposting

frosty herald
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Cause im confused

heady rapids
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im killing gale

sullen forge
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Popular furry

signal spoke
frosty herald
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Some dude got a train ran on him and cheated on his girlfriend?

heady rapids
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youre a popular furry

signal spoke
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How can you have a pretty gf like her and still cheat on her

sullen forge
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Unironically an insult

signal spoke
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Honestly popufur should be considered a slur now

sullen forge
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Cause it basically is

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Everytime they get exposed for being heinous people

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Without fail

signal spoke
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Every single time

frosty herald
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So i cant see what it is

signal spoke
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popurfur streamers are also so bland, they only have one personality trait

signal spoke
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Better embed the full video

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gameslantern link killed

rocky kelp
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i put in cuirrnet weapon stats, but they are god rolls just not fully leveled cuz i ran out of money

chrome wave
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sullen forge
frosty herald
rocky kelp
misty nova
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It's instantly a shit build

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Sorry

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misty nova
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To be the bearer of bad news

rocky kelp
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and it was stronger then

signal spoke
rocky kelp
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i think i was running duelist and it got unselecteed at some point, i find i have to put tree changes in two or three times to stick

misty nova
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Yeah duelist is just free weakspot/critical damage

sullen forge
# chrome wave ok tyty

Summary is more just the large following usually gets to their head and like nearly Everytime without fail they do something heinous

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Unironically why I never want to be popular cause I don’t even want to think of that getting to my head

rocky kelp
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i swapped out abolish blasphemers for it

chrome wave
sullen forge
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Basically

signal spoke
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somewhat i guess

sullen forge
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Just furries

signal spoke
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with furries is more easy because you can bait people with anything for easy follows

sterile stone
sullen forge
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Yeah.

sullen forge
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+5000 followers

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Literally infinite money glitch

signal spoke
sharp willow
signal spoke
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Or short videos about out of context stream clips and vrchat photos

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Theres no variety and creativity in the popurfur space

frosty herald
sullen forge
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Cause honestly

sullen forge
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That’s the other thing that does it in for them

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Followers don’t care for the person they care for the sona

signal spoke
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"Bisexual furries being set back 20 years"

sullen forge
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Time to be Biphobic

signal spoke
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Me on my own personal space eating all the drama because no one will ever know what i am

frosty herald
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Drinking all of the tea

signal spoke
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What have we done to offend you

sharp willow
frosty herald
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Date one of them people get upset amd call you straight

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Date the other and people get uspet that you dont come out as gay

sullen forge
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Besides I myself a Bi/Pan Idrgaf what they say

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I just think it’s funny as fuck it exists

sharp willow
sullen forge
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Like wdym you hate them for not being Gay or Straight LMAO

sharp willow
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At least that's what I've heard from most of my gay friends

sterile stone
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I thought you were some lizard thing

carmine falcon
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wtf is biphobia

sterile stone
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Then you became a dog

carmine falcon
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new word

sullen forge
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But it’s Bisexuality instead

carmine falcon
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biphobia sounds like a half life mod man

sullen forge
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And both sides hate you

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Lmao

sharp willow
sterile stone
signal spoke
sullen forge
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Actual people wouldn’t care and respect their decisions

signal spoke
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dawg is my actual fursona, the demon dragon is his own character with lore

calm salmon
sullen forge
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Yeah well I think he’s uh

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Stupid…

calm salmon
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If you're not their specific brand, you're an outsider

sullen forge
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So I win

calm salmon
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such is life

solar gorge
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queer biphobes, it's more likely than u think

ornate bone
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what you guys talkin about now

signal spoke
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you

sharp willow
sullen forge
ornate bone
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👉 👈 uwugryn

solar gorge
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and one of my ex's friends were extremely biphobic to me

sullen forge
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I hope you dropped them immediately

signal spoke
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All furries have no taste

sullen forge
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And Didnt pull something I regret which was sticking with a group for way too long

solar gorge
sullen forge
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Fuck they hit you with

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Straight poser? Closeted gay?

signal spoke
sullen forge
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Cause I’ve been hit with the latter cause I’ve dated more guys so far lmao

sharp willow
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Bisexual people always have to prove they are bisexual. And people still don't believe them even if they do

sterile stone
carmine falcon
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religous and furry sounds funny asf

solar gorge
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constant barrage and tryna convince my ex that i was chaser that wasn't worth it

hard nexus
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sharp willow
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Then Pansexuals are labeled as sluts, which is another problem

sullen forge
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I don’t touch that with a six foot pole

signal spoke
sterile stone
hard nexus
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they were invented by the government

heady rapids
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didnt jesus christ say that you can wear fursuits

hard nexus
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to sell more

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uhh

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something

signal spoke
hard nexus
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starbuck coffee

sullen forge
solar gorge
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i hate starbuckz

hard nexus
signal spoke
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It is always the american flag furries too

frosty herald
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Furries are never into something ordenary

solar gorge
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it's well known

sterile stone
frosty herald
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It always has to be fetish stuff

solar gorge
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fact according to them

sullen forge
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Interesting

sterile stone
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So being a Christian furry is like a weird double negative

sullen forge
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Lmao

carmine falcon
hard nexus
solar gorge
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just a buncha poser

hard nexus
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can’t decide on outfit

solar gorge
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i'm not even real

hard nexus
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to go out in

olive raven
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i love getting breakfast doordash'd to me by the man

solar gorge
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i'm just an AI chatbot

hard nexus
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signalis fot time,,

sullen forge
hard nexus
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fit,,

sterile stone
hard nexus
sullen forge
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Lmao

sterile stone
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But it’s a vibe

chrome wave
hard nexus
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hot

sullen forge
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Yes Nazi Furries are a thing

hard nexus
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and i live in florida

chrome wave
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kind of like nationalist vtubers

carmine falcon
hard nexus
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i would die

sullen forge
solar gorge
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nazi furries are so funny, there's a lot of docs online

olive raven
sterile stone
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Swamp ass in a eod suit does sound awful

solar gorge
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if u want to dive into it

sterile stone
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Yeah nvm

sullen forge
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They’re even worse

sharp willow
heady rapids
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tf is a noot noot pfp

signal spoke
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the penguin

sterile stone
signal spoke
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gif above

heady rapids
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nah i meant

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why

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idfk

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It is a trend

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for nazi furries

chrome wave
heady rapids
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a dogwhistle?

signal spoke
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The artist who made the YCH must have made the regret of their life

sterile stone
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The same way people adopted moon man from the McDonald’s skits

sullen forge
sharp willow
sullen forge
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4chan co-opted MacTonight

sharp willow
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4-Chan co-opts a lot of things

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Some of them get a new meaning, some don't unfortunately

sullen forge
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Yeah the usual

sterile stone
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The oddest shit was seeing how femboys and nazis kinda gravitate towards one another

sullen forge
signal spoke
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No that

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That was a joke

sharp willow
sullen forge
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He regretted making the nuke

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Such as the artist probably making that YCH lmao

signal spoke
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Ah LMAO

sullen forge
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That or it’s the worlds easiest grift cash

lethal lichen
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Anyone down to help me with the "Just a flesh wound" penance?

sterile stone
sullen forge
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Dude you don’t understand how much it hurts trying to explain Zombies lore and dropping that now with how much that’s used in Nazi Rhetoric especially now a days

signal spoke
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there are no brown and black hair femboys

sullen forge
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Me staring @green yacht straight in the eyes and without a shred of doubt in my voice saying “Agartha” in the same sentence containing COD Zombies lore and somehow not looking like a Nazi LMAO

lethal lichen
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this was one hell of a conversation to walk into

heady rapids
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i had an argentinian friend who wanted to be white so bad

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and he would always complain about being born with the wrong skin color

sullen forge
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The fact that’s real

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Is so fucking funny

heady rapids
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“Yeah 360 generation Black ops 3 was so fucking ugly, put Richtofen in as a jumpscare”

sharp willow
ornate bone
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brassilenio

sullen forge
sharp willow
ornate bone
sharp willow
sterile stone
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Shits like a even more scuffed version of scientology

sharp willow
sterile stone
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Like oh hey

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We hate everyone and live in horrid conditions

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and someone sat there like

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Wow this shit slaaaps hard

sharp willow
stuck thicket
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why is my arbites so sassy

sullen forge
sullen forge
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But it evolved in Black ops onwards to be its own interesting thing

stuck thicket
sharp willow
ornate bone
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Nazi occultism is like much cooler than standard occultism because it's ✨tactical✨ occultism

sterile stone
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And them looking for the arc of the covenant and shit

sullen forge
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FYI

ornate bone
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Like yeah bro lemme summon the Will of Moloch to help me replace the ketamine I put on the soldier's panzerschokolade

sterile stone
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WW2 Zombies (Not WAW) was a real good zombies story imo until the very end.

heady rapids
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show us your vintage prop gale

sullen forge
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Oh yeah that was actually delving into the occult more

sullen forge
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Or something that’ll get me banned

heady rapids
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the flag

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LMAO

sterile stone
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Straub flying over Germany telling people to not worry

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As zombies are just chewing on anyone they see

ornate bone
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And like, it's genuinely interesting to have occultism as more of a science

heady rapids
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i dont think i can send it in here

ornate bone
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Generally occultism is portrayed as rich dudes in a gothic basement sacrificing kids or something

sharp willow
ornate bone
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Then comes the German aesthetic with all their machinery and scientists studying some random sundial they found on an excavation

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It's rad as hell, taking aside who the people were

sullen forge
# heady rapids the flag

Look the 935 Banner is cool I’ll state that but obviously with its lore I’d say that alone is risky as well

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935 was funded by the Nazis for their wonder weapon research in Zombies

ornate bone
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I might start calling it "scientific occultism" or something

sterile stone
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Mans was evil sure

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But people really tried their ass off to murder this man

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And he just refused to die

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Until nature took him

chrome wave
sterile stone
sharp willow
median steeple
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@sullen forge her face got updated

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More scars

signal spoke
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did she got updated?

median steeple
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More scars

sullen forge
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Oh cool

sterile stone
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They gave hookers drugs and told them to give them to the johns

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To see if mind control could work

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There's the heart attack gun

median steeple
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You can see the difference in the steam banner

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That hasn't been updated

frosty herald
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Sniper elite zombies is pure occultism

ornate bone
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I think I saw a meme about the US using some sound weapon to pretend to be the thunderous voice of Allah

sharp willow
sterile stone
frosty herald
sterile stone
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They're based on the Japanese Unit in WW2 that did inhumane experiments on prisoners

sullen forge
frosty herald
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But its in the cold war and takes place in the us right

heady rapids
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it'

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s based on

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uh

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i mean murkoff are nazis

heady rapids
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but they also mention what was it

sterile stone
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I'm not sure you know this but like

heady rapids
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mk ultra

sterile stone
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Alot of murkoff guys are former nazis

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And members of that Japanese unit

frosty herald
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O

sterile stone
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There's even a guy who was a co worker with Aurora and Otto who was a known member

frosty herald
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I thought it was just a goverment organisation like the cia

heady rapids
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it's also that tbh

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they work with the cia and make sleeper agents

frosty herald
sterile stone
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Gov would never directly link themselves to Murkoff

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The government never directly links themselves to unethical shit that can come back and bite them in the ass

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They contract that shit out to people

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And those people contract other people out

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It's a plausible deniablility thing incase something breaks out

ornate bone
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"I just hired this guy to paint, I never knew he used human blood"

frosty herald
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Also no supernatural stuff in trials right?

heady rapids
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nah i mean mk utlra is a real thing in the outlast universe

frosty herald
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The ghost man is a nano swarm which i know

mystic ether
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It's also meant to be useful for destabilizing efforts domestically and abroad to pretty much justify fuckery

heady rapids
sullen forge
heady rapids
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ehh

sterile stone
heady rapids
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idk

sterile stone
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Pure coincidence

heady rapids
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lots of things you can claim as science

heady rapids
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its all the same universe and im pretty sure outlast 2 is full with occult shit

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and you can see trials from 2

frosty herald
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I havent kept up with outlast 2

deft badge
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Outlast is filled to the brim with occult shit

sterile stone
deft badge
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The entire meta narrative is about the nazi part of murkoff trying to usher in an apocalypse through forced mass psychosis where they'll be able to be the leaders of the fourth Reich by turning it off

sullen forge
deft badge
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It’s the Japanese “Group 935”

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Wonder weapon research

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They mainly specialized with 115 in regards to Fauna life

heady rapids
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wonder weapon..

sterile stone
sullen forge
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The Germans did it with Bodies and Actual weaponry in COD Zombies

sullen forge
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Purposely expose water to Element 115 to literally see what would happen

sterile stone
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Ngl

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I know this is gonna like like a tin foil schizophrenic post

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But like

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I feel like 115 is just radiation and growth hormones

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But explained in a sci-fi way

sullen forge
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The actual root for 115 is incredibly schizophrenic

sterile stone
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That's one thing I never actually got an answer to

sullen forge
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It’s something the Apothicons leak off their bodies

sterile stone
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Where the fuck does 115 come from

sullen forge
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After consuming things

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Life, planets, etc

sterile stone
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OH FUCK NAAAAAH

sullen forge
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It’s a biproduct

heady rapids
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element 67

frosty herald
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So its literal excriment???

sterile stone
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So mfs just using alien body sweat juice

sullen forge
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Kinda?

median steeple
sullen forge
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But the Apothicons purposely weaponized it

sharp willow
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Cause of its severe impact on anything it makes impact with

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Seeing they can’t directly invade dimensions

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Without the keepers stopping them

frosty herald
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Black ops zombies lore is so confusing

sullen forge
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They launch rocks of 115 to play the slow game

frosty herald
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Cool gameplay

sullen forge
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Slowly corrupt and destroy a dimension

frosty herald
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Most incomprehensible lore ever made

sullen forge
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Before then finally invading it

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Keepers dont catch onto that but they do to a direct invasion from the Apothicons

sharp willow
sullen forge
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Does that kinda make it easier to digest?

stuck thicket
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im starting to find arbites fun what is wrong with me

sullen forge
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I blame growing up with it and being absolutely infatuated by its lore

stuck thicket
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i quit paying attention like

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after the first hour

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all i remember is that the entire lore is a time loop

sullen forge
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Schizophrenic ramblings if it was lore

sharp willow
sullen forge
frosty herald
sullen forge
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Multiple

sterile stone
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It just seems like

sullen forge
sterile stone
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Aliens fling literal shit across the universe out of spite

sullen forge
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I could go into far more detail as to why

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Do you know what the Apothicons are?

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Aside of Cthulhu mythos

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Just Zombies lore

stuck thicket
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is this good

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it seems really good

sullen forge
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Eh

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Kinda

sterile stone
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Gatekeepers right?

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It's some shit that slightly reminds me of the ES lore

sullen forge
hard bough
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what blessings do you do for tac axe on zealot

obsidian prairie
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Same ones you do for ever other class

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Brutal momentum headtaker flak cara/unarmored

median steeple
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oh my fucking god dude

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I totally forgot about the old faces for the new characters

lethal lichen
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anyone willing to help me with the "Just A Flesh Wound" penance?

hard bough
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like agile or slaughter spree

sullen forge
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They’re keepers (Dimensional beings tasked with making sure theres order within the multiverse of zombies)

That were exposed to the Dark Aether, this corrupted them which caused a civil war between them, they lost and were cast into the Dark Aether. There they mutated into the Apothicons and gained their innate taste for consuming all life

obsidian prairie
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Its a bromentum weapon

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Also agile is a massive crutch

hard bough
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in what sense

hard bough
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is it just dodge spam

sterile stone
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Monty and the shadow man were like

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Homies or some shit

sullen forge
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Yeah close friends

frosty herald
sullen forge
frosty herald
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Are they just undead

sullen forge
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Intentionally by the Apothicons

heady rapids
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why would they call them zombies

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kinda on the nose

median steeple
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Brother looks like he's trying to sell me overpriced weed

frosty herald
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What are the lore implications of gorod krovi having a massive dragon and nikolai in a mech

sullen forge
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Purposely reanimates dead cells so it makes their long plan of invading a dimension easier if everyone is mindless beasts

median steeple
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pretty sure it's to show that time is fucked

obsidian prairie
sullen forge
median steeple
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also sadly house of wolves dev team got cut

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games not even out yet dude

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fuck

hard bough
median steeple
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I HATE THE GAMING INDUSTRY

hard bough
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well

obsidian prairie
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<@&735928989146939404> shatter this man

frosty herald
hard bough
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ig another bromentum weapon for the pile

frosty herald
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What is this sinner saying?

sullen forge
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@frosty herald Gorod Krovi is literally an Arms Race of Group 935 vs The Red Army in full action

median steeple
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I didn't even realize it was a bot lmfao

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I thought it was an insane person like usauly

heady rapids
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thats poor mindset

obsidian prairie
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Read the bio

heady rapids
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what if it was real

obsidian prairie
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Very bot

sterile stone
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But I heard it's like

sullen forge
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It’s batshit insane

sterile stone
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The hardest one in the anthology

sullen forge
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Lmao

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Also yeah it’s brutal

frosty herald
sullen forge
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No

hard bough
sterile stone
sullen forge
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Not even close

median steeple
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the hardest is still fucking uh

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takeos map

stuck thicket
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is that dog name bannable

median steeple
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the island

sullen forge
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Der Eisendrache is just casual Origins

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Zestubou No Shima?

median steeple
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Hate it

obsidian prairie
median steeple
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the only easter egg I loathe doing

balmy flame
sullen forge
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It’s not as hard as Gorod Krovi

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But it’s up there

heady rapids
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the island??????

frosty herald
sterile stone
sullen forge
frosty herald
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Not counting black ops 1 since it doesnt have an easter egg ending

sullen forge
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Or a specific game

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Like

frosty herald
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Just ones that end the game when finished

sullen forge
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Simply my options man

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Or I’m gonna be fucking pulling a Plato and Socrates on you

sullen forge
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And we’re gonna have deep philosophical talk

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Lmao

frosty herald
sullen forge
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So modern titles

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Lmao

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Well actually a few

frosty herald
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Otherwise its just survive the longest

median steeple
#

Moon does

unborn depot
median steeple
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Moon ends Bo1

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which Moon isn't hard

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just annoying since

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you have to wait for the dig

sullen forge
#

Moon is hard but it’s not the hardest

sterile stone
#

Shang gri la apparently is annoying

median steeple
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the uh

sullen forge
#

Shangri la was more difficult

median steeple
#

pillar puzzle

sullen forge
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Actually no

median steeple
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is annoying

sullen forge
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How about this

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Let’s go through the Treyarch series

sterile stone
#

Shoot

sullen forge
#

WAW-7

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Pick the hardest

median steeple
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WaW doesn't really count for EE

sullen forge
#

Then the hardest from those

median steeple
#

since it has none

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outside of unlocking pap

sullen forge
#

WAW: Verrückt

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Without a shadow of a doubt

stuck thicket
#

this is genuinely fucking terrifying

sterile stone
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I mean ehhhh

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The only real difficulty from verruckt is the zombie's speed increasing with difficulty

median steeple
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1 it's prob shang
2 uhhh transit? or die rise
3 Gorod or Zetsubo
4 (I don't care)

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5 idk

sullen forge
#

Super sprinters

median steeple
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I can't speaking for 4-6

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let alone 7

sullen forge
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1: Shangri La

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2: Die Rise

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3: Gorod Krovi