Like 50 per day
#zealot-class
frosty herald
deft badge
Wwyd if you woke up from neurosurgery and completely forgot what darktide was
shadow spruce
yeah
sullen forge
Yes
opaque island
he's also like brilliantly insane
heady rapids
but yeah no like, Spinal Taps are not fun
its a pretty good whip idk man
spare talon
spinal taps used lidocane which is a local anesthetic so you dont feel much when its done right
but they didnt do it right
3x
frosty herald
Inb4 playtesting goes to shit because cole wasnt there
opaque island
what hospital did you go to so i know not to go there
sullen forge
I've only had like 2 times where it was botched and my back hurt like a mfer
opaque island
after the 2nd id just ask them to fucking knock me out out
hushed knoll
Ew wtf
shadow spruce
after the 2nd id just ask them to fucking knock me out out
u have to be concious in case they hit something they werent supposed to
spare talon
do you fuck that up
because they decided i was perfect to have a student try in the ER, which is where the actual equipment to do it much more easily is not
shadow spruce
at least im pretty sure
sullen forge
because they decided i was perfect to have a student try in the ER, which is whe...
Look I get people need to learn but like
opaque island
because they decided i was perfect to have a student try in the ER, which is whe...
did they at least ask you if you were okay with a student operating on you?
sullen forge
holy shit after the first fuck up just-
let the professional do it and obviously explain to them how
frosty herald
I would get compensation
median steeple
sterile stone
I'll say this
frosty herald
Tell them you were being used as a pincussion
sterile stone
Anyone who kills Klein is a fucking moron
spare talon
let the professional do it and obviously explain to them how
the student only tried twice and then the assistant stopped them, only to fuck it up too
shadow spruce
i mean like if the student fucks up hes already in the hospital so...
sterile stone
The guy literally tells you why he's doing this fake bad guy arc
opaque island
the student only tried twice and then the assistant stopped them, only to fuck i...
fucking WOW
shadow spruce
fucking WOW
youd be suprised how often even getting blood drawn gets fucked up
sullen forge
the student only tried twice and then the assistant stopped them, only to fuck i...
Bro you got fucking trolled
frosty herald
Bro you got fucking trolled
Medical malpractice is a leading cause of death in the US
sullen forge
Anyone who kills Klein is a fucking moron
You mean Mobius?
sterile stone
You mean Mobius?
The guy you fight at the end right?
sullen forge
yes that's Mobius
opaque island
I kill the think tank everytime
sullen forge
Literally the nicest of them anyways lmao
spare talon
youd be suprised how often even getting blood drawn gets fucked up
that happened a couple times
not badly, just hurt cuz they needed to reset the existing IV cuz it just wasnt good anymore so they did
sullen forge
My first run I killed the Tank and Spared Mobius solely because he's funny and just generally nice
sterile stone
It's kinda wild how bro says he's faking the whole bad guy thing because the other people in the think tank are just uncaring evil monsters
frosty herald
My first run I killed the Tank and Spared Mobius solely because he's funny and j...
Legit went on a schizophrenic meltdown because of a chem cocktail
sullen forge
Immediately offers a mentat
opaque island
I forget, if you do the Think Tanks quests dont they chill out?
sterile stone
And them thinking he's the cause of their problems is stopping them from committing more human rights violations
sterile stone
I forget, if you do the Think Tanks quests dont they chill out?
Not really no
They just never find out the entire rivalry they have is a sham
heady rapids
I forget, if you do the Think Tanks quests dont they chill out?
yes
shadow spruce
that happened a couple times
not badly, just hurt cuz they needed to reset the e...
ive got a family history of "fucked up veins™" so i get it
heady rapids
and they talk down klein
devout vault
the student only tried twice and then the assistant stopped them, only to fuck i...
Jesus christ 
heady rapids
and you can just defuse the situation fully
cause the other 4 members agree with the courier
devout vault
Real professional environment that hospital huh
shadow spruce
kleins also a fucking idiot
shadow spruce
Real professional environment that hospital huh
yeah thats like normal procedure?
sterile stone
that happened a couple times
not badly, just hurt cuz they needed to reset the e...
I woulda say I hope you have a good lawyer
shadow spruce
how else are they supposed to train them?
spare talon
Jesus christ <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
we were thinking that was why i went unresponsive before we got the actual proper spinal tap results back, assuming it wasnt an actual seizure which it wasnt
opaque island
yeah thats like normal procedure?
they should still ask you if you are okay being operated on by a student
devout vault
how else are they supposed to train them?
Ofc, but the guy teaching getting it wrong not so much lol
ionic zephyr
youd be suprised how often even getting blood drawn gets fucked up
when I had rhabo, I got poked so many times it was awful
shadow spruce
Ofc, but the guy teaching getting it wrong not so much lol
it happens
devout vault
we were thinking that was why i went unresponsive before we got the actual prope...
I suppose that makes a degree of sense
spare talon
oh ive not mentioned this before either
when i was brought back after going limp apparently the call button for the crash team in my room was broken
shadow spruce
good thing u didnt need it then
frosty herald
cause the other 4 members agree with the courier
If the anti agression field wasnt there blade wouldve gunned em down
spare talon
good thing u didnt need it then
thats how they found out
shadow spruce
oh.
spare talon
because they needed it and it wasnt working
heady rapids
If the anti agression field wasnt there blade wouldve gunned em down
dude it literally IS down when you get your brain
frosty herald
dude it literally IS down when you get your brain
Not in the intro lol
heady rapids
yeah i mean they lobotomize you and you're supposed to hear them out
sterile stone
they were pressing it because i literally just completely shut down
Wait
heady rapids
yuh huh
opaque island
they were pressing it because i literally just completely shut down
I gotta asak what was that like
placid fiber
That's some fucked up shit
spare talon
I gotta asak what was that like
i was being carted in a wheelchair to a ct scan for a few minutes and near the elevators i started to feel nauseous, so i asked if there was a restroom nearby so i could get some water, and potentially have a place to throw up if that didnt help
then im being lifted back onto my bed in my room
opaque island
as far as you were concerned you had teleported basically
spare talon
yes
opaque island
wild
frosty herald
as far as you were concerned you had teleported basically
Bro got affected by king crimson
spare talon
it was taking a second to get my bearings cuz yknow how youre a little disoriented when youre nauseous
lunar fable
Holy shit Cole's a lich
he's a lichborn rogue exile
spare talon
but i heard someone say i passed out and i was like wtf no i didnt pass out
lunar fable
ionic zephyr
that sounds scary ngl
deft badge
Id play WoW if they released WoTLK again tbh
opaque island
its terrifying realizing that things can happen to you and its just....not there, not like ti was forgotten and there's like a feeling, like literally just nothing
ionic zephyr
basically a non existent human being for 5 days
opaque island
but i heard someone say i passed out and i was like wtf no i didnt pass out
Im assuming since you're here chatting they eventually got it right?
sterile stone
its terrifying realizing that things can happen to you and its just....not there...
I think the worst part is how if they accidently kill you on the table
spare talon
Im assuming since you're here chatting they eventually got it right?
i just woke up on my own
sterile stone
The chances of them being held liable are slim to none
spare talon
it was just my brain rebooting from such a drastic drop in pressure in a short window of time
sterile stone
Or in Cole's case
heady rapids
you call it medical malpractice
sterile stone
Being treated as a cadaver
heady rapids
we call it a little bit of trolling
spare talon
i mean i woke up right before they had even started putting me back on the bed
they hadnt done anything yet
esp since it took longer for anyone to get there cuz of the broken button
sullen forge
i was being carted in a wheelchair to a ct scan for a few minutes and near the e...
You got Nauseous after your Tap also?
spare talon
no
sullen forge
like everytime I woke up from mine it was a Coin toss on if im throwing up or not
frosty herald
I throw up after anasthesia and in unconsious
opaque island
I had one time where i stood up out of my chair to go get food out of the microwave and the next thing I know im on the floor next to my desk with a massive headache. Banged my head on the corner of my desk on the way down is my best guess. Hospital didnt find anything wrong. But i think i have an idea what its like
frosty herald
Like uncontrollably
opaque island
worst taste you'll ever have in your mouth is waking up from anasthesia
frosty herald
When i had surgery as a kid for my wisdom teeth that grew wrong i straight up got brimstone
placid fiber
i mean i woke up right before they had even started putting me back on the bed
I have had seizures before so I know what it's like to suddenly wake up somewhere else x.x
it sucks and is disorienting af
wheat matrix
I have had seizures before so I know what it's like to suddenly wake up somewher...
I've done copius amounts of drugs before so I also know what it's like to suddenly wake up somewhere else
placid fiber
deft badge
devout vault
I've done copius amounts of drugs before so I also know what it's like to sudden...
Thats less disorientating than a seizure though, I've never had a seizure, but waking up after a binge is more of an "oh so this is where i ended up" type experience, that is to say, you probably knew it was gonna happen
opaque island
am i gonna have a good, bad, or okay time?
signal spoke
am i gonna have a good, bad, or okay time?
that game came out?
opaque island
no i have an early release bootleg pre alpha build .002
devout vault
am i gonna have a good, bad, or okay time?
You're gonna get immense amounts of debt, be taxed constantly for everything you do, vote in bad governments and eventually die alone
😄
opaque island
well ive avoided that first one pretty well so far, but those other ones......yea.....yea
hushed knoll
You're gonna get immense amounts of debt, be taxed constantly for everything you...
So real life? 
devout vault
So real life? <:feelsbadman:527914764794593290>
That was the joke, yes
hushed knoll
I have a mortgage but that doesn’t count as debt 
devout vault
It doesnt?
hearty nebula
behold, my friend's dead gek wagon and dead gek processing area where they turn gek into statues and compost for their crimes
hushed knoll
Nope
devout vault
I can smell the cope through the screen there bud 😄
opaque island
behold, my friend's dead gek wagon and dead gek processing area where they turn ...
what was my crime!? having a meal? a SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!?
hushed knoll
Many people are saying this
shadow spruce
behold, my friend's dead gek wagon and dead gek processing area where they turn ...
bad gek get sent to the statue making factory
opaque island
actually in the lore of No Mans Sky what did the gek do?
arent they just money focused?
devout vault
behold, my friend's dead gek wagon and dead gek processing area where they turn ...
A fair punishment
They were xenocidal
opaque island
oh
hearty nebula
and lots of genocide
devout vault
Gek bad, but in the eyes of the Imperium, slightly less bad. They're still xenos after all
frosty herald
am i gonna have a good, bad, or okay time?
funny how they steered away from rock and morty humor for the sequel
heady rapids
rock and morty
opaque island
funny how they steered away from rock and morty humor for the sequel
I see this as a good thing, maybe it'll actually make me laugh instead of just exhale from my nose
frosty herald
I see this as a good thing, maybe it'll actually make me laugh instead of just e...
rick and morty has faded into obscurity so yah
well see how theyll make this game painfully unfunny
opaque island
well see how theyll make this game painfully unfunny
ill let you know my verdict after my first session
its still downloading
shadow spruce
behold, my friend's dead gek wagon and dead gek processing area where they turn ...
i did the thing at the end of the story and i am being punished for my sins
hearty nebula
i did the thing at the end of the story and i am being punished for my sins
me so full of thinking machine
yum
opaque island
I can never get really into no mans sky i always burnout before i get to the better parts
devout vault
i did the thing at the end of the story and i am being punished for my sins
If you do it again, stock up on repair kits first for your exosuit, buy a trash ship and multitool and make sure both are equipped when you jump through the center, then swap back to main choice for both when you respawn an skip both issues.
shadow spruce
yeah i just gotta build a teleporter on the planet so i can get up to my freighter and buy a burner ship
devout vault
Cant do nothing about exosuit tech unless you can be bothered to pack it up and place it in your inventory, which is kinda long and messes with ordering
devout vault
yeah i just gotta build a teleporter on the planet so i can get up to my freight...
I mean yeah, but if you'd have bought a burner before doing the center jump, you could have just summoned main one back in as soon as you spawned
shadow spruce
i didnt know it was gonna break all my shit
devout vault
Ofc lol, thats why im tellin you for next time
opaque island
what would yalls best piece of advice for starting NMS?
devout vault
Make sure you have excess resources because it makes your life easier over time
shadow spruce
do not even bother with freighters
misty nova
what would yalls best piece of advice for starting NMS?
Don't start 
placid fiber
gottem
shadow spruce
no but like hes so real for that
misty nova
Just make sure to power through the information overload at the start and you'll be fine
heady rapids
what would yalls best piece of advice for starting NMS?
dont
opaque island
dang aight
devout vault
do not even bother with freighters
Eh, not sure i agree with this one. Its just extra storage space until endgame, which is kinda valuable
shadow spruce
its so not worth it
your little fighter has better range than it
and you can actually fly your fighter
not to mention the upgrade grind for freighters
similar thing with corvettes
tawdry forge
hi an oggy player here that wants to try zealot - if i wanna tank good is taking the book skill and specing into blazing piety a good idea?
frosty herald
we actualy have a tank build
visual stream
Book with crit is a pretty tanky setup, crit especially with its DR
Martyrdom is also decently tanky
...or you can do fatmangus I suppose 
tawdry forge
...or you can do fatmangus I suppose <:shit_eating_stare:798087900793012244>
that build seems hellish
tawdry forge
Book with crit is a pretty tanky setup, crit especially with its DR
Martyrdom is...
i think i will go book crit bcuz martydom just does not seem like a playstyle that fits with me or a playstyle i would be good at
frosty herald
that build seems hellish
its an aquired taste
hushed knoll
That is not the typical zealot experience LMAO
Hello leggy
I love that you’ve adopted the name
visual stream
Thank you thank you 
tawdry forge
I love that you’ve adopted the name
so they were christned leggy in zealot chat? Kinda on brand tbh
hushed knoll
I called him leggy bird cuz his pfp was a bird with thin tall legs
tawdry forge
I called him leggy bird cuz his pfp was a bird with thin tall legs
was it one of the flightless birds? Or that one bird that looks like a secretary?
visual stream
i think i will go book crit bcuz martydom just does not seem like a playstyle th...
I think the best zealot experience starts with Fury of the Faithful tbh, because most zealot builds will be pretty tanky by virtue of zealot being really good at being self-sufficient.
hushed knoll
was it one of the flightless birds? Or that one bird that looks like a secretary...
I’m not sure 
which bird looks like a secretary?
frosty herald
was it one of the flightless birds? Or that one bird that looks like a secretary...
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
that bird
visual stream
If I were to recommend a build to a starting zealot, I would recommend a Fury build
But pure tanking yeah book and crit
visual stream
was it one of the flightless birds? Or that one bird that looks like a secretary...
It's the damn bird
tawdry forge
If I were to recommend a build to a starting zealot, I would recommend a Fury bu...
i will try it but i gotta say that i play dash oggy a lot so i might need to take a break from it after a while
shadow spruce
It's the damn bird
pukeko?
tawdry forge
I’m not sure <:hmm:671849797119901710> which bird looks like a secretary?
a secretary bird
visual stream
Swampie hen 
solar gorge
It's the damn bird
u know about the bird
visual stream
i will try it but i gotta say that i play dash oggy a lot so i might need to tak...
Fury and Indomitable work very differently, even though they're both dashes
shadow spruce
gee i wonder where im supposed to land
visual stream
Fury is a reposition and self-buff/replen rather than a CC and reposition
tawdry forge
that looks like a derpier cassowary
is it also scary?
shadow spruce
i love this game
visual stream
Mostly used for the self buff and replen but also good for closing distance to further enemies
ionic zephyr
that build seems hellish
honestly pretty fun. It definitely feels very tanky
solar gorge
i love doing that
visual stream
LMFAO
tawdry forge
i gotta start playing deadlock cuz damn it looks fun , alas no time with all the games i am playing
tawdry forge
the nefarious slug in my garden :
tawdry forge
https://tenor.com/view/secretarybird-vs-snake-serpent-gif-13225270
what they did to the snake person
frosty herald
what they did to the snake person
the birds just stomp snakes to death
cause theyre their natural predator
hushed knoll
a secretary bird
Q👀
shadow spruce
hi stan
opaque island
the snake is fighting for food, the bird is fighting for its life
visual stream
Actually I think that bird hunts snakes but I could be wrong
solar gorge
they do
opaque island
I dunno i jsut like talking out my ass
tawdry forge
the snake is fighting for food, the bird is fighting for its life
idk if i can say that
i think this bird is made out of corporate spite
frosty herald
Actually I think that bird hunts snakes but I could be wrong
they do
tawdry forge
aparently they sometimes prey on gazzeles
frosty herald
i also wanna know how the snake gets stomped to death on grass
youd think some talons are involved
tawdry forge
aparently they sometimes prey on gazzeles
small gazzeles but still gazzeles
frozen kernel
this felt like somebody shooting a guy that fell off a wheelchair
I’m wheezing
solar gorge
@median steeple venator beating the allegations
tawdry forge
<@508465754832633896> venator beating the allegations
i mean idk if that is beating cuz he does say that apollo looks like a monster
solar gorge
i mean
tawdry forge
but i guess it's like internalized
solar gorge
he says he don't give a damn if you look like one
it's kinda rude ig, but it's clear he don't judge ppl on who they are
tawdry forge
it's kinda rude ig, but it's clear he don't judge ppl on who they are
yeah i agree
solar gorge
but on what they do
tawdry forge
i also wanna know how the snake gets stomped to death on grass
i think it might be just a concussion thing
considering they always go for the head
tawdry forge
DUNK DUNK DUNK
signal spoke
i bet nobody knew that the season 2 is coming soon
tawdry forge
the more i see the secretary bird the more i feel it is the bizzaro version of a kiwi
tawdry forge
the more i see the secretary bird the more i feel it is the bizzaro version of a...
i mean
misty nova
Watch this, he's going to say Wish I was that wall
carmine falcon
blade doesnt like em chonky
heady rapids
her hairstyle is also
honestly it's mainly the hairstyle
lol
and the fact that everyone in overwatch have the same face
frosty herald
unc wants widowmaker
heady rapids
plush estuary
solar gorge
this cat is 2 minutes old
shadow spruce
300 calories
signal spoke
You will never get in trouble for punching nazi
misty nova
He even clapped before saying okay
plush estuary
this cat is 2 minutes old
At least a day old
plush estuary
Nah
sullen forge
<@508465754832633896> venator beating the allegations
Dog they're still calling him racist
plush estuary
sullen forge
I hate to say it bro
tawdry forge
Looks like a wise old man and a lil baby at the same time
frosty herald
aw lil goober
signal spoke
blud playing tf2
solar gorge
Dog they're still calling him racist
he's not a good guy
but he isn't racist
that would be warden
signal spoke
get your face out of the scope god damn
devout vault
i bet nobody knew that the season 2 is coming soon
Unless the maps are truly spectacular i doubt many are gonna care overly. Game is good, but content and fixes rollout is glacially slow
devout vault
Makes Fatshark look like fast workers
signal spoke
Unless the maps are truly spectacular i doubt many are gonna care overly. Game i...
one is a BF4 map remaster btw
sterile stone
@olive raven What's the catch of you getting Enshrouded?
signal spoke
Also only 3 new weapons for season is nothing lmao
devout vault
one is a BF4 map remaster btw
? I watched the trailer earlier an it only showed one map
sullen forge
that would be warden
lmao
signal spoke
While the current grind and progression is still terrible
sullen forge
thats why I think he's a well made character, in regards to Venator
solar gorge
wardne is a racist child soldier
signal spoke
? I watched the trailer earlier an it only showed one map
thats the season 2 main new map
devout vault
So whats the remake?
sullen forge
its incredibly unfortunate he's getting Co-opted by #them
solar gorge
venator's character isn't 1 dimensional and trhats peam
olive raven
<@206824650133471233> What's the catch of you getting Enshrouded?
A man paying 🤩
sullen forge
but he's not 1 Dimensional and that really sells him as a good character
solar gorge
that's my line...
sullen forge
solar gorge
signal spoke
So whats the remake?
frosty herald
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1471948553801957406/u...
valve still got it
solar gorge
the ost is fire
signal spoke
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1471948553801957406/u...
casper ghost vibes
solar gorge
signal spoke
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914161923334214/1471724272530755756/2...
you can feel the anger from that screen shake
sullen forge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1471948553801957406/u...
White People when Deadlock - Match Countdown
plush estuary
This was right after path said "doesn't wall block vomit?"
devout vault
Huh, interesting, its got a decent bit in it, but over the course of two months it aint great, sorry three months
plush estuary
Like literally the next game
signal spoke
Huh, interesting, its got a decent bit in it, but over the course of two months ...
and the progression is still slow
and weapon grind
devout vault
Do want the old skool Skorp though, that should be fun
plush estuary
I said "yeah it's 'supposed too'"
devout vault
and the progression is still slow
I dont feel like level up progression is any different to older BF titles, but weapon progression certainly needs some tweaks
Some of the unlocks feel really quite obtuse. Like why do some of the carbines get a thermal before level 20, but the SVD has to wait till like 38/39 to get two of them?
frosty herald
150 sniper shots at a distance from more than 150 meters
devout vault
Idk why that isnt just part of the game anyway tbh, along with dynamic weather. We had those things in the past
signal spoke
Some of the unlocks feel really quite obtuse. Like why do some of the carbines g...
You will grind a weapon for level 20-30 to unlock the first supressor
deft badge
I said "yeah it's 'supposed too'"
"Darktide would be an easy game if it had no bugs"
signal spoke
devout vault
You will grind a weapon for level 20-30 to unlock the first supressor
Yeah, thats another one. Though I play HC so its something I care about much less as there is no mini-map
plush estuary
"Darktide would be an easy game if it had no bugs"
Real
devout vault
3d spotting and mini-map is just ass tbh
solar gorge
signal spoke
Yeah, thats another one. Though I play HC so its something I care about much les...
Dice go like, "we know that you been waiting for new content and season. So there you have it, 2 new maps and 23 LTM events"
devout vault
Dice go like, "we know that you been waiting for new content and season. So ther...
The whole limited time bullshit seems like such a waste of developer time
Just make more fuckin maps you clowns
signal spoke
So was Portal
shadow spruce
i wish u could titanfall in no mans sky
devout vault
Ehh, i dont agree with that because they dont support HC officially any longer
misty nova
Stand by for Titanfall
calm salmon
I was gonna say
olive raven
But he just wanna play with me
calm salmon
don't lie to yourself lex
sterile stone
But he just wanna play with me
Ain't that soem bullshit
All it took was finding someone to dick you down to get you to play a game...
devout vault
I could get a hooker for less money than a new game
What a sad state of affairs the industry is in
Well.. both of them actually
calm salmon
atp, it's just inflation catching up to video games
sterile stone
There can be two separate motives
Aye, see if you can finesse a ps5 outta bro aswell
calm salmon
after 20 years of the industry ignoring it
deft badge
You're getting some cheap mf hookers man
sterile stone
I still haven't gotten my xmas gift
frosty herald
Aye, see if you can finesse a ps5 outta bro aswell
new cpu
calm salmon
I still haven't gotten my xmas gift
I thought your christmas gift was supposed to be a no knock
devout vault
You're getting some cheap mf hookers man
I didnt say they were high quality hookers
deft badge
after 20 years of the industry ignoring it
I'm ngl a game has to be real fucking good for me to want to spend a bunch of money on it
devout vault
^That tbh
deft badge
Like the only games I buy without question are FromSofts and new RE games
calm salmon
I'm ngl a game has to be real fucking good for me to want to spend a bunch of mo...
VPNs ahoy matey
unless a game has denuvo
devout vault
About the only thing i care about coming out this year is Beta Decay an thats even if it comes out this year
deft badge
I care about re9
sterile stone
@gray ice I need your expertise
deft badge
And townfall in the future
sterile stone
What classes are these
calm salmon
is beta decay single or multi player
sterile stone
I know one is warden and the other engineer
calm salmon
that's the only thing I can't tell
sterile stone
But I dunno the other two
calm salmon
Otherwise I'm interested
frosty herald
is beta decay single or multi player
single
gray ice
What classes are these
Top left is ritualist
frosty herald
its a massive sandbox game
sterile stone
Top left is ritualist
That explains the purple pentagram
calm salmon
"Ah, yes. Let me walk 45 minutes to my objective"
gray ice
Yeh
gray ice
"Ah, yes. Let me walk 45 minutes to my objective"
On that 45 minute walk you will be traumatized
That's what makes stalker fun
deft badge
Agreed
gray ice
And tendrils came out the ground
Yuh I don't have invoker yet but that sounds right. Jungle tentacles
sterile stone
Yuh I don't have invoker yet but that sounds right. Jungle tentacles
How good is engineer + warden combo?
gray ice
Very, they play into each other well
deft badge
I prefer stalker long walks to like, farcry 5 traversal.where it's just shit spawning next to you ever 45 seconds
frosty herald
also beta decay doesnt have a story
olive raven
All it took was finding someone to dick you down to get you to play a game...
I mean…
frosty herald
so its just going to be dreadfully boring without a goal to work towards
olive raven
I could get a hooker for less money than a new game
Maybe a street walker
A proper escort is like 250 minimum
placid fiber
A proper escort is like 250 minimum
calm salmon
A proper escort is like 250 minimum
I have no idea. I will trust you on this
gray ice
I prefer stalker long walks to like, farcry 5 traversal.where it's just shit spa...
If you're lucky and it isn't just 15 minutes of dead sprinting open fields listening to a podcast to entertain you
gray ice
Oh what fun
So you'll be fine
devout vault
is beta decay single or multi player
Supposedly both
deft badge
If you're lucky and it isn't just 15 minutes of dead sprinting open fields liste...
Im very okay with quiet downtime in games tbh
misty nova
A proper escort is like 250 minimum
devout vault
A proper escort is like 250 minimum
An escort and a hooker are not the same thing
deft badge
Agreed
calm salmon
Im very okay with quiet downtime in games tbh
modern media has ruined me
1st second of downtime and I'm tabbing out to browse youtube or reddit
sterile stone
So you'll be fine
Biggest bitch ass of a boss
deft badge
1st second of downtime and I'm tabbing out to browse youtube or reddit
I think you should stare at a wall for an hour.
sterile stone
Everytime I got downed
Brother immediately targeted me
I ain't even finish the standing up animation before he swung on me again
calm salmon
I think you should stare at a wall for an hour.
I think its my coping mechanism from pushing carts
olive raven
An escort and a hooker are not the same thing
They both 304’s
calm salmon
where the only interaction I'd get in 10 hours is clocking out for breaks
olive raven
And trust me they are the same thing
deft badge
Like, being a lot attendant?
calm salmon
yeah
deft badge
I like that kinda shit ngl
calm salmon
"Cart Associate" as walmart called it
olive raven
High class escort at the top
olive raven
Some got 2000 dollar rates for exotic services
olive raven
You know a lot about this subject
I’m friends with hookers
calm salmon
multiple times
olive raven
Call me Jesus
placid fiber
I’m friends with hookers
that's fair then
calm salmon
Do they also wash your feet
sterile stone
I’m friends with hookers
I thought you were friends with porn stars
calm salmon
and want to kiss your hands
devout vault
They both 304’s
I dont know what that is, not american
olive raven
I thought you were friends with porn stars
That too
olive raven
I dont know what that is, not american
People who take cash for sex
calm salmon
gray ice
Im very okay with quiet downtime in games tbh
I don't mind downtime, it's not so much a patience thing. "Downtime" shouldn't describe most of my time traversing an open world
shadow spruce
oh hi vin
devout vault
People who take cash for sex
I mean, yes, but also no. Its like "reputable" (as much as that can be) medication vs the equivilent of buying pub-grub
gray ice
Which it kinda usually does for many open world games now
calm salmon
Which it kinda usually does for many open world games now
After playing Spider Man
more games just need a fun way to traverse the world
deft badge
I don't mind downtime, it's not so much a patience thing. "Downtime" shouldn't d...
I find it hard to call it downtime in stalker when I'm paranoid and on edge an ambuse will come out of nowhere
calm salmon
Unfortunately Black Flag was a one hit wonder
calm salmon
sailing the seas is no longer fun
misty nova
People who take cash for sex
Really funny that in some places paying for those services are considered crimes
And in others, soliciting is a crime
gray ice
I find it hard to call it downtime in stalker when I'm paranoid and on edge an a...
Exactly what I mean. I wouldn't call it downtime in stalker either. Since you're usually anxiety ridden from red forest onwards
Nor would I call it downtime in Skyrim since the point is adventuring and finding stuff on the way to objectives
frosty herald
I find it hard to call it downtime in stalker when I'm paranoid and on edge an a...
playing stalker and suddenly your flashbanged by the light anomaly
no joke scared the shit out of me
devout vault
Really funny that in some places paying for those services are considered crimes
Entrapment is a crime in civilized societies, but America is not a civilized country 😄
placid fiber
gottem
gray ice
I'd call it downtime in assassins creed Valhalla because my map has 400 collectibles i don't care about and im just trying to find one obscure npc for a side quest and nothing happens until I find this one dude
deft badge
Nor would I call it downtime in Skyrim since the point is adventuring and findin...
Skyrim is legit nice to walk around in
olive raven
I mean, yes, but also no. Its like "reputable" (as much as that can be) medicat...
Honey they both do the same thing, just at different levels
That’s exactly what I’m saying
escorts are just fancy hookers like
misty nova
Empowerment vs Put a shirt on
deft badge
I'd call it downtime in assassins creed Valhalla because my map has 400 collecti...
I'll be honest man I haven't played AC since brotherhood or black flag
misty nova
olive raven
I'll be honest man I haven't played AC since brotherhood or black flag
Black flag is peak
deft badge
I can't remember which came out after which
deft badge
Black flag is peak
Agreed, like my boat game
devout vault
Honey they both do the same thing, just at different levels
Don't call me honey, i'm not gonna shag you mate, you'll probably overcharge
modern lintel
gray ice
I'll be honest man I haven't played AC since brotherhood or black flag
If you've played the old ones you've played the modern ones. Imagine the old ones, but easier, more generic and with a little less actual identity
olive raven
Don't call me honey, i'm not gonna shag you mate, you'll probably overcharge <:K...
Yuck.
violet hornet
ngl I tried playing black flag and was not a fan of the naval combat
frosty herald
Honey they both do the same thing, just at different levels
there was a funny vid of a dude's car breaking down and instead of calling the ANWB (dutch car service) he called an escort bureau for his car to be escorted
placid fiber
Don't call me honey, i'm not gonna shag you mate, you'll probably overcharge <:K...
As if any of us were to have a chance lol
deft badge
If you've played the old ones you've played the modern ones. Imagine the old one...
Sounds very lame lol
sterile stone
If you've played the old ones you've played the modern ones. Imagine the old one...
Oi bruv, if you're avaliable later on
gray ice
In the same way that playing far cry 3 means you played far cry 5
sterile stone
I need help gettin evoker
frosty herald
its in dutch tho but the vid is really funny
devout vault
As if any of us were to have a chance lol
I mean, I might shag you if you ask nicely..
olive raven
In the same way that playing far cry 3 means you played far cry 5
Lowk far cry 5 was crazy
delicate shadow
I need help gettin evoker
you just have to make a dracthyr, it's not hard
placid fiber
I mean, I might shag you if you ask nicely.. <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
My wife might have a problem with that
frosty herald
so the escort lady had to explain to him that she provided escort service with ladies not for cars
devout vault
My wife might have a problem with that
Thats alright, I'll shag her too
sterile stone
you just have to make a dracthyr, it's not hard
deft badge
In the same way that playing far cry 3 means you played far cry 5
I gotta say I really like primal
Its my favorite post 3 farcry
sterile stone
Primal is the last one they tried to legit be original in I think
4 was a good one
deft badge
It feels cool on the actual survival mode
sterile stone
The one time the bad guy was actually right
gray ice
4 was a good one
4 was 3 with BBQ sauce on the side
frosty herald
Primal is the last one they tried to legit be original in I think
it has the same map as far cry 4 sadly
deft badge
4 was 3 but less interesting ime
frosty herald
The one time the bad guy was actually right
the best ending is just waiting in the intro
you really dont want to FW the golden path
gray ice
Canon ending of 4 is sitting at the menu and leaving after scattering the ashes to me
sterile stone
you really dont want to FW the golden path
Well aware
sterile stone
Canon ending of 4 is sitting at the menu and leaving after scattering the ashes ...
Shit really was a gut punch right
gray ice
it has the same map as far cry 4 sadly
Yea but at least the mechanics and gameplay did something
frosty herald
Yea but at least the mechanics and gameplay did something
5 variations of spear yeeting and rock throwing
frosty herald
he just leaves
median steeple
primal was fun
sterile stone
You're given the choice of narco state with a child army
frosty herald
you dont even have to kill him
sterile stone
Or child marriages
median steeple
taming a fuckin mammoth was peak
sterile stone
Both horrible endings for the supposed good guys
gray ice
5 variations of spear yeeting and rock throwing
Like I said "tried to be original"
frosty herald
You're given the choice of narco state with a child army
i believe the drug woman also killed the little girl thats supposed to be the golden path queen
its heavily aluded to
sterile stone
Either or
Amita and Sabal are dog shit choices
And it's ass you only find that out once they have power
frosty herald
And it's ass you only find that out once they have power
trading one dictator for the next
also
wasnt the dude giving out passports on the bus also a golden path member
and thats why the bus was raided in the first place
deft badge
I kinda like the meta narrative of destabilizing a regime just to be faced with worse alternatives but I also don't know if Ubi was smart enough to make that an on purpose thing
frosty herald
nah they def did
deft badge
I like primal the show too
gray ice
Izz good
deft badge
I played enough turok as a kid to where primal the show resonates with me well
sterile stone
TASTE THE POWER OF A DYING SUN BITCH
wheat matrix
TASTE THE POWER OF A DYING SUN BITCH
i really should play remnant 2 again
obsidian prairie
Just Cause
True
Played it a bunch ages ago when I got it off ps+ or smth then bought it again semi recently for like 20 dollar all dlc on steam
gray ice
Just Cause
The game that showed me the best way to survive falling into concrete at terminal velocity is " grapple hook so you hit the ground even faster"
10/10 Isaac Newton would have a stroke
visual stream
The game that showed me the best way to survive falling into concrete at termina...
I thought you were talking about Dying Light 1 for a second
obsidian prairie
I remember killing the dictator dude in his gold plated apache instantly by using the grav gun mech and flipping it over mid air so it crashed
gray ice
I thought you were talking about Dying Light 1 for a second
All that game taught me was how to break my kneecaps with ruthless efficiency
sterile stone
All that game taught me was how to break my kneecaps with ruthless efficiency
Fall from a 10 story building
calm salmon
and it was the first game I bought on steam with my own money
signal spoke
sterile stone
Nah but tell me why bro falling from ontop of a crane going terminal velocity into garbage bags
Doesn't result in any broken bones
Nathan
sterile stone
Crane on a crane
median steeple
calm salmon
frog
sterile stone
@gray ice You busy atm?
I need that navigator helmet to get the beam rifle
I ain't realise that's the best dps gun in game
calm salmon
time to invade some random level 20s dif 4 mission so I can grind supercreds in HD2
I'm 5 away from being a cowgirl
obsidian prairie
Talon is so good
That entire bond was worth it for talon
I want talon as a primary
frosty herald
more like el conjo
opaque island
@frosty herald its a pass from me dawg
frosty herald
guh
opaque island
High on Life 2
frosty herald
lolol
plush estuary
@lunar fable @sterile basalt drg today?
lunar fable
when 
median steeple
frosty herald
that fuckass laser musket
lunar fable
i can get on in about 30 min
plush estuary
k
plush estuary
F
sterile stone
https://tenor.com/view/thomas-the-train-thomas-thomas-the-tank-engine-thomas-and...
I was gonna ask if you finished S6
But them I remembered
deft badge
Whats stans @
sterile basalt
I was gonna ask if you finished S6
I just save edited lol
spare talon
Fatshark pays more per hour in socks than this
frosty herald
this is 100% sherry birkin right?
frosty herald
8 dollars an hour fuck outta here
spare talon
8 dollars an hour fuck outta here
Full time in person
gray ice
<@206267213303382017> You busy atm?
I can Holla at you in a minute prolly
sterile stone
Fatshark pays more per hour in socks than this
Think of the positives
shadow spruce
Whats stans @
@hushed knoll
placid fiber
This pays worse than fast food
deft badge
Thanks
median steeple
this is 100% sherry birkin right?
prob yeah
calm salmon
its just time
sterile stone
No more huffing animal turds
frosty herald
Full time in person
for a fucking game tester
deft badge
@hushed knoll this you?
shadow spruce
<@399244889109561364> this you?
Real
misty ravine
The rest of us do it for free but at least we can do it remotely
sterile stone
I can Holla at you in a minute prolly
Copped the fit
spare talon
for a fucking game tester
Thats what im saying
Fatshark pays me better
frosty herald
Thats what im saying
Fatshark pays me better
i like the socks
violet hornet
<@399244889109561364> this you?
Too well cooked, too many spices
gray ice
Copped the fit
Gots him the good coat
frosty herald
but im scared to wear em because i dont want to tear them by walking
spare talon
i like the socks
Ive not worn either of mine ngl
Ive not opened the packaging
violet hornet
Pale, raw, and goopy are the Stan cooking trifecta
spare talon
I really should
sterile stone
Gots him the good coat
Ngl I think remnant is the only game where randoms aren't shitters
frosty herald
I really should
theyre really comfy socks
sterile stone
But on god are they the sweatiest mfs known to man
pale spindle
Remnant deez
sterile stone
Mfs will boot you out the lobby if they see you have a low DH count
spare talon
placid fiber
Those look like comfy socks
misty ravine
Pale, raw, and goopy are the Stan cooking trifecta
placid fiber
I haven't worn comfy socks in forever
frosty herald
i should ask catfish if i could be considered as a tester
placid fiber
Just socks... not comfy, not uncomfy... regular socks
frosty herald
more socks for me🤑
gray ice
Mfs will boot you out the lobby if they see you have a low DH count
Get your money up not your funny up nahm sayin
placid fiber
Pale, raw, and goopy are the Stan cooking trifecta
sterile stone
https://tenor.com/view/13-%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%82-gif-961160228420407057
Liiiisten
I'm finally getting adjusted to nightmare
misty nova
Fatsocks🗣️
sterile stone
i should ask catfish if i could be considered as a tester
You already know that is gonna result in a massive
sterile stone
"Fuck no"
visual stream
These gotta be a green flag
frosty herald
signal spoke
The pfp got me at first lmao
spare talon
The pfp got me at first lmao
signal spoke
Buy it at full price
sterile stone
Your disdain for this person is legendary
signal spoke
Still insane that how RE4R run quite smooth for my previous gaming laptop with a GTX1060
sterile basalt
why is that red line not directly at x-axis
lunar fable
visual stream
The pfp got me at first lmao
Where can I find the video
I like seeing nazis get punched
frosty herald
median steeple
realizing that giphy is flooded with that prick benjamin
we're so fucking cooekd
someone save tenor
PLEASE
median steeple
no idea tbh
calm salmon
all of the fun gifs gone
I still have this in my favorites
so I'm happy
LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS
shadow spruce
i still have like 4 gifs bullying josho
frosty herald
shadow spruce
as both keepsakes and as a reminder to be a better person
misty nova
shadow spruce
neat
frosty herald
https://fxtwitter.com/TauCetiGG/status/2022371297666437589?s=20
ANOTHER AWARD FOR EXPEDITION 33
median steeple
I'm so used to gianni being the fan voice for durandal
it's gonna take some time to get used to
shadow spruce
i just assume its always gonna be gianni for everything
solar gorge
I'm so used to gianni being the fan voice for durandal
same
median steeple
he's a really good voice for Durandal
frosty herald
he's a really good voice for Durandal
hes a decent voice actor
but has very little range
i just hear clive and verso
laser revolver
median steeple
I only no him from Arthur I can't hear it
shadow spruce
wahoo
misty nova
If only Gunslinger was a good passive
solar gorge
idc
lunar fable
solar gorge
ilove prosthetics
visual stream
Not sure I wanna post it here unless you want on DM
Yes plz
frosty herald
https://tenor.com/view/mus8029-dj-khaled-gif-3555378993500057042
life is ro blox
misty nova
ilove prosthetics
True actually
solar gorge
misty nova
And the robot helmet is peak
calm salmon
If only Gunslinger was a good passive
The fact that armor perks are tied to specific outfits will always be Arrowheads most stupid decision
misty nova
And the robot helmet is peak
Too bad it doesn't match much things
calm salmon
Without a doubt, it's the biggest failing of the game
calm salmon
Too bad it doesn't match much things
this one?
frosty herald
arrowheads mistake of making too many different shades of colors
calm salmon
by far my favorite helmet
frosty herald
insane that they havent done a shader system for armor yet
shadow spruce
insane that they havent done a shader system for armor yet
bc they hate us and want us to just buy more stuff
frosty herald
this is by far the coolest helmet in the game
calm salmon
Like, just objectively a middle finger to consumers because they can
solar gorge
waaaaaaaa
frosty herald
fits perfectly with cinderblock armor
solar gorge
this one is awfulk
misty nova
Drone operator or whatever the name
calm salmon
this is by far the coolest helmet in the game
Another good one ye
frosty herald
i dont have much issue with fatshark because its cosmetic only
shadow spruce
baller
sterile stone
has a solid perk too for bots
Urban heavy armor
Light Redacted
And medium siege
All god tier armors
calm salmon
I still think Fortified is the outright best for bots
especially with the new vox machines
its quite surprising how far 50% damage resistance goes
frosty herald
also people really want transmog in hd2
frosty herald
I still think Fortified is the outright best for bots
explosive resistance
calm salmon
Yeah, explosive resistance is just too good against bots
sterile stone
also people really want transmog in hd2
Probably not happening.
calm salmon
especially since arrowhead chilled on the ragdolling killing you
So getting ragdolled isn't a problem anymore
sterile stone
Yeah, explosive resistance is just too good against bots
Cop armor doesn't seem like a bad choice aswell
solar gorge
rock solid passive is a good help with that aswell
sterile stone
The chest protection from bleed out seems god tier
frosty herald
https://youtu.be/P0XN3-n-2Lo?si=e5A77d7Ua1mC_ZuH btw
me with my pet rock
calm salmon
Especially with the new shotgun fucks args
The amount of bleeds they give me is stupid
solar gorge
calm salmon
mach 42 sprint
sterile stone
Especially with the new shotgun fucks args
Oh trust
sullen forge
https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-automatons-helldivers-cyborgs-cybor...
Face the wall
sterile stone
I picked up the trident day 1
frosty herald
i wish the ram armor did more than stamina
sterile stone
Fucking SHLAMMED bots with that thing
solar gorge
Face the wall
FACEE MY BALLLZ
frosty herald
or DR when your being attacked from the front
sterile stone
Doesn't peak physique stack with the new explosive hammer
frosty herald
yah
solar gorge
calm salmon
Yeah, I did know that
solar gorge
Doesn't peak physique stack with the new explosive hammer
it doesn't wrk with the explosion itself
sterile stone
and the best in that game
I wouldn't say it's the best in 2, but it's fucking great for chaff clearing
calm salmon
The amount of people that think cold=more energy ammo astounds me though
solar gorge
ya but it essentially allows you to fire more
calm salmon
Eh, people sell the trident on the sub as "You get more ammo on cold planets"
when that's not the case
you still overheat in the same exact amount of shots
frosty herald
we dont have the tanto yet
calm salmon
you just get to cooldown faster
full nebula
frosty herald
the laser smg
misty nova
I'm never changing my loadout now though
Get the Helldivers camo on the deadeye
Peak deadeye aesthetic
sterile stone
you still overheat in the same exact amount of shots
Fuck around and carry the pocket nuke
Best load out for bots right dere
Las shotty and that thing
misty nova
Ultimatum?
frosty herald
so yah were currently missing the tanto
misty nova
Just hit heads dawg
violet hornet
I hate the reload time on it
misty nova
median steeple
Just hit heads dawg
the medium pen user telling the light pen user to hit heads
I already do that
it just feels like shit
misty nova
the medium pen user telling the light pen user to hit heads
As someone with 136,1% accuracy
solar gorge
lightpen4lyfe
misty nova
Just hit heads
solar gorge
liberator 1/2 my beloved
median steeple
the M16 is so peak
frosty herald
the M16 is so peak
dominator my beloved
lil awkward to use but hits like a truck
just wish they made a full auto version
misty nova
As someone with 136,1% accuracy
shadow spruce
well i mean thats what the m16 was built to do
glossy nimbus
I can't read german
misty nova
I can't read german
At least they said German this time
It's Brazilian Portuguese dawg
And because I have 136,1% accuracy
I can say that light pen is shit
#buffAMR
glossy nimbus
It's Brazilian Portuguese dawg
Is that like Chinese
misty nova
No no it's okay I just didn't expect it to be Chinese
misty nova
We are not in Macau dawg
median steeple
heavy armour feels so bad to use i hate it
if it didn't I would be using the uh
cubernetic one
frosty herald
i love heavy armor
median steeple
steel vets
misty nova
heavy armour feels so bad to use i hate it
True
Peak Aesthetic though
I like looking like a brick house
frosty herald
i just wish heavy armor was much more tankier for the mobility decrease
misty nova
Might as well just accept that everything will one shot you and run light armor 24/7
The Siege Breaker armors have higher armor rating though
sterile stone
Had no idea you spokea de sponish
misty nova
Heavy + Higher Rating
frosty herald
https://tenor.com/view/pewdiepie-9year-old-army-t-gay-congratulations-for-legal-...
hola my latinx amigx!
hows it going haha
misty nova
Nah that's a level of rage bait that I do not fall for
misty nova
Actually that's more Spanish rage bait than Brazilian rage bait
frosty herald
Actually that's more Spanish rage bait than Brazilian rage bait
brazillian soccer sucks btw
sterile stone
brazillian soccer sucks btw
Bro is asking to get tired
gray ice
<@206267213303382017> Does she do something special?
Vendor and quest giver
sterile stone
Vendor and quest giver
She sell the perc 30s?
gray ice
Rune pistol comes from her i believe as well as various other things
Some acct bound stuff like one true king amulet
sterile stone
I FUCKEN HATE LETO'S ARMOR USERS BRO
signal spoke
Meu deus, o que eu fiz.....?
misty nova
brazillian soccer sucks btw
sterile stone
Just casually walking into all my shots
sterile stone
Rune pistol comes from her i believe as well as various other things
Didn't even bother talking to her ngl
I thought I woulda fucked up something and initiated a boss fight