Ballsack chicken
#zealot-class
ivory marlin
hushed knoll
It’s just chicken
hushed knoll
Ballsack chicken
No
ivory marlin
I wont lie
hushed knoll
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This vaguely reminds me of cat puke
shadow spruce
stan those looked like bull testes smashed with a hammer
hushed knoll
Chat i cant stop thinking about these
Why do you eat them with your hands
acoustic dune
This vaguely reminds me of cat puke
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Chat i cant stop thinking about these
I fucking love mandarin jarritos
hushed knoll
I’ve never had jarritos
ivory marlin
I fucking love mandarin jarritos
I usually go for lime or tamarind
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Oh fuck fucking mort is here again?
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New age zealot chatters you are in for a treat
frosty herald
What even could this be
vro really just buttered up some naked guinnie pigs
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i feel like im a better man now after 3 years
Lmfao we'll see buddy
modern lintel
guinnea pigs are apparenlty p tasty
would
shadow spruce
lobsta
ivory marlin
Ive had dog
acoustic dune
id even eat a tau if given the opportunity
i agreed
ivory marlin
It was aight
solar gorge
this jit eats Tau burgers
ivory marlin
This jit cracks tau
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What's your favorite romance movie zealot chat
modern lintel
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Thats the uh
ivory marlin
The zombie gets cucked
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Zombie one right?
ivory marlin
Yuh
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Yeah lol
frosty herald
What's your favorite romance movie zealot chat
naked gun
ivory marlin
The zombie gets cucked
This is not a joke
frosty herald
solar gorge
my favouyrite romance movie is django unchained
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my favouyrite romance movie is django unchained
I'll count it
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Okay well
acoustic dune
What's your favorite romance movie zealot chat
romeo + juliet
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Why are you lying to people
acoustic dune
is nicce
acoustic dune
I love that movie ngl
the zombie one aint half as bad either
acoustic dune
I love that movie ngl
i like the intro one
modern lintel
carmine falcon
What's your favorite romance movie zealot chat
In The Mood for Love
ivory marlin
Why are you lying to people
In the book the zombie walks in on his zombie wife and zombie best friend “slapping their bodies together like 2 toy dolls” and its most possibly the funniest line ive read in a book
frosty herald
the beast is escaping his containement
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In the book the zombie walks in on his zombie wife and zombie best friend “slapp...
Contextually is it supposed to be funny
modern lintel
Hello Not Cyborg Cole
ivory marlin
The butchers nails really change a man
ivory marlin
Contextually is it supposed to be funny
In context i think its supposed to show how shit his chud zombie life is
I don’t actually think it was supposed to be funny
I don’t fully remember tho
carmine falcon
Haven't heard of it tbh
moody romance type shit
it's by a hong kong director known for making moody atmospheric movies with fucked up characters
modern lintel
The butchers nails really change a man
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moody romance type shit
it's by a hong kong director known for making moody atmo...
Id try that tbh
ivory marlin
Book of life
hushed knoll
????
ivory marlin
Boba?
carmine falcon
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????
Whoa stan are you homophobic
Whats wrong with suckin some cock for the love of cheese
ivory marlin
Lowkey id do more for less
On the topic of cheese i mean
Im not that easy otherwise
ivory marlin
Book of life
@deft badge
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Idk book of life
ivory marlin
Its a goofy little spanish movie
frosty herald
Lowkey id do more for less
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Not ringing a bell, like the art style tho
ivory marlin
Ends up helping female death save the land of the dead
hushed knoll
Whoa stan are you homophobic
Not at all
ivory marlin
Not ringing a bell, like the art style tho
Its cute
I really liked it
My family was iffy on it tho
ivory marlin
Theres a cut scene where the mc sings creep
solar gorge
i can't remember the last time i went to the theatre
median steeple
Theres a cut scene where the mc sings creep
https://youtu.be/VzvkrIF95nE?si=E8oG5mABfPXzvNmb it actually wasn't cut I remember this scene vividly as a kid
also I didn't realize Diego Luna played the MC
also ron pearlman
ivory marlin
i can't remember the last time i went to the theatre
I saw iron lung on the 29th
solar gorge
i asked my friends to come watch it with me but they refused mei
and we going to the restaurant + bazr instead tonite
i can't be arsed to go to the theatre alone so i'll watch it online ig
median steeple
gonna go see it on friday
ivory marlin
i can't be arsed to go to the theatre alone so i'll watch it online ig
Lowkey
Its nice
solar gorge
it's well reviewed
solar gorge
i don't mind that much but 4 iron lung in here europa
ik the room is gonna be empty
so what's the pointz
carmine falcon
chat is super citzen edition worth the dollaroos
solar gorge
uuh
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I like the knight but no
pale spindle
I heard iron lung was rated up my Mark's fanbase
solar gorge
it's good on it's own
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Tbh I haven't heard a single bad thing about it from anyone
solar gorge
it's not boosted by Mark's reputation, it helps but it can stand on it's onw 2 legz
median steeple
chat is super citzen edition worth the dollaroos
you get a "free" warbond if you do iirc that or super credits
I forgot which
ivory marlin
chat is super citzen edition worth the dollaroos
You get a little mini game in yo ship, a gun thats meh and armor you already probably own a different version of
pale spindle
Ok next make a movie about Fortnite 😈
solar gorge
you get enough SC to get a wb
ivory marlin
Dude lambda
solar gorge
which is worth if u were planning on getting a wb
ivory marlin
Lowkey
carmine falcon
might be worth 
i sold my last remaining cs cases and wanted to spend da moneh
ivory marlin
We gotta play hd again soon
solar gorge
lowkirkinunenly
ivory marlin
I forgot how good that sniper felt
carmine falcon
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/786208719200583710/1471533350916325407/...
crazy useful advice
ok got super citizen now recommend a warbond 
im watching vids on all
why tf does this game have so much content
ivory marlin
ok got super citizen now recommend a warbond <:Haha:1079933221782945823>
You should get the wild west warbond
solar gorge
democratic detonation
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ok got super citizen now recommend a warbond <:Haha:1079933221782945823>
Do you want good or fun
ivory marlin
Lambda you saw how good i was with it
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I unironically hate 2/3rds of the demo det guns personally
carmine falcon
Do you want good or fun
fun all the way
ivory marlin
80% accuracy every game
carmine falcon
i play this game to fuck around
solar gorge
@carmine falcon u want either democratic detonation first or you want the one with the warp pack that makes getting more sc's easier
ivory marlin
Because im a chud at close range
hexed igloo
Green
carmine falcon
<@460880975283486731> u want either democratic detonation first or you want the ...
gotchu king
hexed igloo
Because im a chud at close range
Look like a chud from a mile away boss don't worry
solar gorge
😭
ivory marlin
Look like a chud from a mile away boss don't worry
Lambda can back me up i was such a good shot
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well i love explosives being arab and all
Servants of freedom has suicide vests
ivory marlin
Please lambda i need this
frosty herald
Cutting edge is a really fun warbond with the sickle
ivory marlin
My diver is kinda homeless
carmine falcon
u'll be grinding the base wb for a bit anyway
i think im on my second warbond
frosty herald
Its one of my favourite energy weapons
frosty herald
actual contender
I believe the double edged sickle too
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actual contender
It has suicide vest armor and a hellbomb you can strap to yourself as a backpack
frosty herald
The hellbomb backpack is one of the best stratas
ivory marlin
but he hits them all
😎
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The backpack is unironically good lol
carmine falcon
what's a good hd2 sloptuber
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carmine falcon
game has a pretty big yt scene but i bet 99% are slop
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It has the pocket nuke too
solar gorge
what's a good hd2 sloptuber
none
ivory marlin
You know lambda
hexed igloo
game has a pretty big yt scene but i bet 99% are slop
100% are just not good
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Unironically I think I'd rec sevants of freedom, its fun+pretty good
carmine falcon
get all ur info from me
i trust
ivory marlin
You know lambda
At least i didn’t miss a solo target on a stationary object the size of 5 elephants glued together
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Lots of explosives, ome of my favorite emotes
frosty herald
Urban legends and truth enforcers is also really fun
solar gorge
At least i didn’t miss a solo target on a stationary object the size of 5 elepha...
the missile never misses
hexed igloo
Unironically I think I'd rec sevants of freedom, its fun+pretty good
The armor is solid, nuke bag is peak, ultimatum is peak, seeker is meh and double edge is alright ig just a novelty
frosty herald
Control group has a teleporting backpack
carmine falcon
kinda crazy how every cool weapon i see in vids is in a warbond wot da helly
ivory marlin
the missile never misses
What did it hit then cuz i genuinely remember watching it wiff that void engine
solar gorge
DE sickle isn't a novelty if ur running it in tandem with fire resist armor
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Yeah Dickle is good with support
hexed igloo
Idrk what bond I'd say is my favorite because I only like maybe 1 fhing from any of em lmao
solar gorge
What did it hit then cuz i genuinely remember watching it wiff that void engine
solo silo sadly can't one shot Voxies
south prism
@acoustic dune throws dirt at ur face
solar gorge
they're too FAT
hexed igloo
The dune bond is heat actually
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I don't have a singular favorite warhond anymore
I run shit from basicslly all of them reguarly
solar gorge
I WANT LOADOUTS ARROWHEAD I HAVE TOOOM MANY STUFFFZ
misty nova
well i love explosives being arab and all
ivory marlin
I just really like the drip from the tox bond and the weapons feom the cowboy bond
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I WANT LOADOUTS ARROWHEAD I HAVE TOOOM MANY STUFFFZ
Same bro, I forgot to swap my nades 5 missions in a row recently
hexed igloo
Dune bond I think is the most well rounded It's got a good armor set, good primary, speargun fucking slaps
carmine falcon
im ngl i had no idea this game has so much content or variety in the enimies/factions/planets
curse my friends making it seem so dull!
ivory marlin
Haven’t removed patient zero since i got the cape
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I think that's pretty fair tbh
solar gorge
im ngl i had no idea this game has so much content or variety in the enimies/fac...
it took a while but they getting there
hexed igloo
Haven’t removed patient zero since i got the cape
Botslayer since day one here boss
solar gorge
inshallah illuminate title update by the end of the yeare
ivory marlin
He had 10 player dmg each game
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I use the default cape tbqh rn
solar gorge
Lambda will shoot you
naw
solar gorge
iont shootz
hexed igloo
Lambda will shoot you
Better than me, if I see you holding a red ball I will run up and punch you, and if you don't see the random hellbomb trust me I did, and it's going to go off when you run by
solar gorge
Get your mechs
vox engines are too accurate to run mechsz
carmine falcon
it took a while but they getting there
its somehow better maintained than dorkshite and space dudes if i ignore all the perf issues people bitch about
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Those aren't like
ivory marlin
naw
At one point you were running from bots and i was trying to pick them off but i had to fight every bone in my body not to drop you
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High bars
carmine falcon
yeah they're jusit the games ive been spamming
solar gorge
At one point you were running from bots and i was trying to pick them off but i ...
you are judas and i am jesus
ivory marlin
I didn’t tho
frosty herald
kinda crazy how every cool weapon i see in vids is in a warbond wot da helly
Almost all player equipment is locked behind a warbond :)
ivory marlin
Just know i didn’t
solar gorge
u will in due time
carmine falcon
the other pve game i played a lot is drg and that shit was sleeping for a year
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its somehow better maintained than dorkshite and space dudes if i ignore all the...
Hey servants of freedom has an emote where you hold your gun in the air to shoot it too and it reminds me of Afghani Militia celebrating
If that's a selling point for you
misty nova
vox engines are too accurate to run mechsz
Skill issue 
carmine falcon
Hey servants of freedom has an emote where you hold your gun in the air to shoot...
solar gorge
yez
carmine falcon
me asf
misty nova
If you played AC
The skills transfer
solar gorge
there's a space AK in a wb
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Dune Warbond
ivory marlin
If you played AC
The skills transfer
Animal crossing?
solar gorge
hexed igloo
If that's a selling point for you
Perfect angle for max range ultimatum too
carmine falcon
https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-automatons-helldivers-cyborgs-cybor...
ts so tuff
i saw some vids of these mfs and they move like halo elites
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Yk looking back on it SoF a good warbond
carmine falcon
SMART ENIMIES IN MY HORDE SHOOTER>?
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I didn't love it on release but it's good
heady rapids
hexed igloo
I got sof for the memes and yeah the armor been my drip since
solar gorge
SMART ENIMIES IN MY HORDE SHOOTER>?
they kinda move like HECU from hl1
which is goog
carmine falcon
yeah lmao
deft badge
I got sof for the memes and yeah the armor been my drip since
I just wear Light Gunner atp
carmine falcon
they fkn waive in and out
ivory marlin
Dude
carmine falcon
weave***
ivory marlin
Some of the cyborgs use cover
royal vortex
Hey servants of freedom has an emote where you hold your gun in the air to shoot...
saudi wedding
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Light Gunner+Steel Trooper Helmet+Default Cape
solar gorge
the agitators can and will use cover and it caught me so off guard i said a slur
ivory marlin
Did you?
royal vortex
I'm glad that's instinctual for you
carmine falcon
im ngl i really really really want a fun melee enemy to fight in dorkshite that isnt a rager u wanna insta delete or a 1 shot enemy like mauler/crusher
ivory marlin
I remember going “oh shit he’s using cover” and then popped his head off
deft badge
I'm glad that's instinctual for you
He's European so, makes sense
carmine falcon
a mf i can engage
hexed igloo
I just wear Light Gunner atp
Light bomb collar/ helm from cowboys/botslayer
Or, beige desert stomper/botslayer
ivory marlin
i'm allowedz to say this one
As a little treat
hard nexus
im ngl i really really really want a fun melee enemy to fight in dorkshite that ...
we got
rinda !
royal vortex
i have all kind of passes
list them
visual stream
Rinda is just ADHD swordsman
heady rapids
visual stream
Spam dodge and block when she's having a seizure
ivory marlin
Go my……
royal vortex
u can't win...
cowardice
violet hornet
slur passes
Slurp asses
royal vortex
Slurp asses
I am giving this post a thumbs down 👎
solar gorge
i'm sure u never say bad wordz in a lighthearted context
royal vortex
This is not the exoneration you may believe it to be
hard nexus
i'm sure u never say bad wordz in a lighthearted context
i don’t say the n word that’s for sure
solar gorge
me neither
hard nexus
uh huh
ivory marlin
i don’t say the n word that’s for sure
Lesbians physically cant fun fact
carmine falcon
rinda !
insane fight with insane mechanics consisting off hold block when enemy attacks, spam lights on shield then get 1 hit in
i wanna a DANCE PARTNAH!!!
solar gorge
i like the twins
ivory marlin
Its like science that lesbians cant use racial slurs
solar gorge
they're fun
ivory marlin
Aside from the hispanic one but only if they are butch
hard nexus
Its like science that lesbians cant use racial slurs
clearly you haven’t interacted with a hey mama lesbian
solar gorge
whta is that
ivory marlin
I havent and lowkey want to keep it that way
solar gorge
is that jhonny bravo but a woman
hard nexus
whta is that
a subset of masc lesbian that behaves in a really gross way
idek how i’d describe it
solar gorge
ooh
hard nexus
just very like
solar gorge
like ellie from bl2 ?
hard nexus
idk they think acting like a gross man is going to get them laid
like the type to say “hey mama” or “sup sugar tits”
solar gorge
i think i c the archetype
ivory marlin
Lowkey
carmine falcon
sounds like a stereotype from a 80s gangster movie
hard nexus
like ellie from bl2 ?
borderlands 2? i don’t remember ellie
ivory marlin
Nvm
hard nexus
sounds like a stereotype from a 80s gangster movie
unfortunately it’s real
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Lesbian but they act like your gen x father
carmine falcon
solar gorge
borderlands 2? i don’t remember ellie
i might've butchered the name
carmine falcon
HEY MAMA
ivory marlin
Im too masc to share my opinion
solar gorge
cuz that stuff dates far back for me
shadow spruce
He might get drawn pregnant again
shadow spruce
To be on the safe side probably not
hard nexus
they’ve been in the fridge but what if i die
frosty herald
do i heat up 3 day old dumplings
Food poisoning versus temporary satisfaction
carmine falcon
yes 50% chance of food poisnoning
ivory marlin
share it anyway
I don’t see the appeal of the asshole butches
carmine falcon
poisnionioning
frosty herald
carmine falcon
posideon
hard nexus
I don’t see the appeal of the asshole butches
yeah few people do
solar gorge
I don’t see the appeal of the asshole butches
i ont see the appeal of assholes at all
ivory marlin
Biggest reason i dislike most men are cuz they SUCK
hard nexus
i love butch women
solar gorge
y wouldn't u want to be with someone nice
shadow spruce
Biggest reason i dislike most men are cuz they SUCK
What about stan
ivory marlin
Biggest reason i dislike most men are cuz they SUCK
Why would i want that in a woman
hard nexus
but butch assholes piss me ooooffff
ivory marlin
What about stan
Im not attracted to stan
shadow spruce
Stan is my favorite German
hard nexus
ivory marlin
Crazy
frosty herald
Willow what do you think of rhea ripley
ivory marlin
Stan is my favorite German
Lambda is my favorite german
shadow spruce
Also didn’t he get with his roomate that he sniffed?
solar gorge
i am awesome
ivory marlin
💀
hard nexus
Willow what do you think of rhea ripley
ever since i learned she was married to a man i have become substantially more depressed
ivory marlin
She has a clip where she said smth along the lines of “make mommy proud” and lowkey changed my view on life
royal vortex
ever since i learned she was married to a man i have become substantially more d...
if i was a lesser man i would say "i feel the same way" but the truth is i actually didn't know that
hard nexus
if i was a lesser man i would say "i feel the same way" but the truth is i actua...
you are a lesser man
ok i’m hungry im risking the dumplings
ivory marlin
Don’t skull react me mort
shadow spruce
Womp
ivory marlin
At least i stay true to who i am as a person
hard nexus
She has a clip where she said smth along the lines of “make mommy proud” and low...
type shit
shadow spruce
It’s like I never left
royal vortex
you are a lesser man
You'll make an enemy of me with this kind of talk
solar gorge
i had to look her up cuz i didn't know whu that was
carmine falcon
NO
hard nexus
You'll make an enemy of me with this kind of talk
i guess i’ll NEVER play scarlet hollow
royal vortex
Your loss
solar gorge
oh she's shorter than me
royal vortex
smh
solar gorge
laaaaame
solar gorge
for me she is
frosty herald
Shes 1cm taller than me
carmine falcon
lambda you're a dued
hard nexus
Shes 1cm taller than me
damn.
shadow spruce
Shirt women
solar gorge
what'sa dued
carmine falcon
a dude
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i love butch women
My favorite subset of butch lesbians are the ones who get the same haircuts as 12 year old boys
solar gorge
oh
carmine falcon
a fella
ivory marlin
Shirt women
heady rapids
duende
solar gorge
i've been with girls my size
frosty herald
Im gonna be shooting my shot
carmine falcon
how tall are you
heady rapids
solar gorge
205cm
ivory marlin
https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572
Hate, i HATE steam happy
heady rapids
ask how much that is in feet
carmine falcon
where do you find 2 meter girls bro
royal vortex
My favorite subset of butch lesbians are the ones who get the same haircuts as 1...
have you considered that twelve year old boys are encroaching on their style instead
hard nexus
My favorite subset of butch lesbians are the ones who get the same haircuts as 1...
butch women with a real sense of style own my heart
carmine falcon
asaking for a friend
ivory marlin
You saw the rant
shadow spruce
Hate, i HATE steam happy
YOU posted it first
solar gorge
where do you find 2 meter girls bro
i go outside
carmine falcon
hey man i go outside and they're not there
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have you considered that twelve year old boys are encroaching on their style ins...
Never once in my life tbh
solar gorge
weel sucks to sucks
carmine falcon
what are they feeding people in germany
median steeple
weinr
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butch women with a real sense of style own my heart
Yk the ones I mean tho. Lotta Nike. Wear Jordans lmfao.
solar gorge
also tall attracts tall
ivory marlin
My favorite subset of butch lesbians are the ones who get the same haircuts as 1...
Remember that one post where it was like “thought i saw a beautiful butch woman but it turns out it was the twink from gmm”
solar gorge
that's how it workz
carmine falcon
need a 2 meter baddie to bench press my 180cm ass
hard nexus
Yk the ones I mean tho. Lotta Nike. Wear Jordans lmfao.
yeah
frosty herald
butch women with a real sense of style own my heart
What do you think of danielle from american pickers
deft badge
Remember that one post where it was like “thought i saw a beautiful butch woman ...
I do not lol
hard nexus
What do you think of danielle from american pickers
idk i don’t watch it
ivory marlin
Made my chuckle lowkey
frosty herald
misty nova
Nah
shadow spruce
At least they’re trying
hard nexus
weh.
ivory marlin
Women are pretty cool
deft badge
I just shaved
solar gorge
wdym cleazned my rifle
royal vortex
GUH i also still haven’t cleaned my rifle and i need to fold laundry
one of these is not like the other
ivory marlin
GUH i also still haven’t cleaned my rifle and i need to fold laundry
Why do you own a gun
shadow spruce
What does the rifle have to do with anything
solar gorge
who u shooting
hard nexus
wdym cleazned my rifle
i went shooting a few days ago
and finally zeroed in my new optic
ivory marlin
I thought women legally couldn’t shoot guns
shadow spruce
Gun cleaning is a myth
solar gorge
i haven't shot since the army
hard nexus
Why do you own a gun
self defense as a queer woman in florida, it’s fun, can’t trust the government
take your pick !
deft badge
Part of me is severely brainrotted cause for a second my brain went "face shaved" in the dark souls "victory achieved" text
ivory marlin
self defense as a queer woman in florida, it’s fun, can’t trust the government
Fair nuff
solar gorge
self defense as a queer woman in florida, it’s fun, can’t trust the government
ur so based 4 that
ivory marlin
Shootings fun
frosty herald
i went shooting a few days ago
solar gorge
see jelly get a gun
hard nexus
What does the rifle have to do with anything
i have to clean it and i don’t wanna
ivory marlin
I want to go shooting again
solar gorge
i told you to get ag un
you're na so enjoy that if u don't feel safe
can always get a gun
ivory marlin
see jelly get a gun
On my 21st im going to treat myself to either a Remington 700 or a s&w model 29
hard nexus
seeing women talk about self defense tips and how you should always be looking around and carry some bullshit “self defense” tools that literally don’t work always pisses me off because literally just get a gun
solar gorge
oh year i forogt you're that young
solar gorge
dam
hard nexus
No pistols till 21
because of woke
ivory marlin
Thanks governmanent
solar gorge
and no drinks eaither!!!
hard nexus
oka dishes time
frosty herald
seeing women talk about self defense tips and how you should always be looking a...
Gun fu
hard nexus
bee are bee
solar gorge
i trust you're law abiding
hard nexus
ivory marlin
and no drinks eaither!!!
I don’t care about that part
shadow spruce
No pistols till 21
Something to do with conceal carry no?
deft badge
Oh so you'll drink but you won't illegally carry a pistol?
deft badge
Something to do with conceal carry no?
Nah some states its 21 for handguns
18 for long guns
ivory marlin
Gonna try fireball once on my bday and and then not care
shadow spruce
Arkansas is that way but idk why exactly
solar gorge
totally the same consequences for getting caught underage drinking and illegaly carrying a gun i'm sure
ivory marlin
Oh so you'll drink but you won't illegally carry a pistol?
Im still clean
shadow spruce
I heard it was bc of conceal carry but it never made sense to me
ivory marlin
Im getting high for the first time in may
shadow spruce
When in may.
solar gorge
u have that shit planned out lmao
ivory marlin
I heard it was bc of conceal carry but it never made sense to me
Its because pistols are easy to hide and bring to schools
solar gorge
ur such a dork
deft badge
Arkansas is that way but idk why exactly
Impulse control issues as your brain develops
shadow spruce
Then why allow long guns
ivory marlin
Harder to hide and use
deft badge
Harder to carry them anywhere you want
shadow spruce
Ah
ivory marlin
When in may.
Idk
Still planning with my amigos
Gonna play mtg and get high
Probably do some other stuff too
ivory marlin
Im either going to get addicted or hate the feeling
deft badge
I think you should get a gun, drink, and smoke all on the same day
That is a true american past time
ivory marlin
So true…..
shadow spruce
He can do that now
solar gorge
first time i got the zaza disrupting my circadian rythm i was in the forest with my gng
ivory marlin
I could very easily get alcohol
shadow spruce
Just have someone over 21 buy the gun and gift it to him
solar gorge
i used to smokje too much in HS
shadow spruce
They drink weed?
ivory marlin
I hate you
prisma magnet
Weed tea?
shadow spruce
Nuh uh
deft badge
Just remember the first rule of gun safety is to have fun
deft badge
And the second rule is not to point it at anything you aren't okay with removing
ivory marlin
Just remember the first rule of gun safety is to have fun
First time i ever went shooting i went “waow”
frosty herald
Just remember the first rule of gun safety is to have fun
Imagine someone tells jelly to file off the serial number (do NOT do this)
ivory marlin
Then the stock of the rife hit my headphones off
deft badge
Or do, I'm not the ATF
solar gorge
you can point ur gun at ICE just rmemeber to pull he trigger first
royal vortex
And the second rule is not to point it at anything you aren't okay with removing
The third rule is you always have to use it on someone who makes you mad in traffic
ivory marlin
Imagine someone tells jelly to file off the serial number (do NOT do this)
Honestly, i only want a gun just incase ice gets ballsy
shadow spruce
Someone pulled one on me while I was driving once
ivory marlin
Id rather die with a positive kd thanks
deft badge
The third rule is you always have to use it on someone who makes you mad in traf...
I think you inadvertently decided on my shower song with that onr
ivory marlin
I made a deal that id move in with a lesbian once they graduate
We don’t know where tho yet
solar gorge
france was giving money to american students moving there for college recently too
prisma magnet
Hon hon
ivory marlin
france was giving money to american students moving there for college recently t...
France have good bio tech classes?
shadow spruce
france was giving money to american students moving there for college recently t...
The extent of my French is baguette
prisma magnet
Omellete du frumage
solar gorge
France have good bio tech classes?
there's everything u need or wxant
in term of scholarship
public too, so cheap
ivory marlin
Ok now what about wingstops
solar gorge
whatsthat
royal vortex
Ok now what about wingstops
Single celled organism response
ivory marlin
Kys!
solar gorge
!
solar gorge
oh, no such thingz
prisma magnet
Is that some fast food place
ivory marlin
Its a wing place
solar gorge
but there's better
deft badge
All I want is fucking wingstop
shadow spruce
No listen jelly is valid here
ivory marlin
I was disassociating once like 2 years ago and ordered wingstop
prisma magnet
I have a dutch friend who talks non stop about kebabs
shadow spruce
Wingstop is peak
ivory marlin
Never felt that good ever again
prisma magnet
Is that an eu thing
solar gorge
he's so right for that
lot's of kebabs in eu
and in germany they're the best Eu west no contets
contest
frosty herald
Honestly, i only want a gun just incase ice gets ballsy
Get a hi point
solar gorge
Döner kebab my beloved
royal vortex
Piece of shit heavy ugly looking turd
why are u calling jelly that
frosty herald
frosty herald
Im calling the hi poijt that
ivory marlin
Oh ok
frosty herald
Its a heavy bulky piece of shit that is extremely reliable
shadow spruce
Why not just get a revolver
hard nexus
dishes r done !
solar gorge
jelly get a shotgun because they're cool
ivory marlin
Why not just get a revolver
Man can NOT read
solar gorge
i'd get a shotgun if i could
ivory marlin
jelly get a shotgun because they're cool
I want a winchester 1897 so bad……….
frosty herald
jelly get a shotgun because they're cool
Its funny that shotguns are legal home defense weapons
solar gorge
i want a spas 12
ivory marlin
They are like 5000000 dollars tho
frosty herald
Considering how much damage they cause
shadow spruce
Man can NOT read
Listen man I’m goin back and forth between full screen YT on my phone, pacing my kitchen and taking my meds
ivory marlin
Im cleaning hotel rooms
shadow spruce
Back to work wagie
ivory marlin
Ive cleaned like 6 in the past 20 minutes
frosty herald
I want a winchester 1897 so bad……….
If you guys had a real country an usas 12 would be perfectly legal
deft badge
i'd get a shotgun if i could
They're very fun
prisma magnet
I'm on a packed subway
deft badge
With a gun?
solar gorge
i've only ever shot with pistols and AR's
ivory marlin
Ive shot
solar gorge
1 of each actually so nop plural
deft badge
I shot a lot of things cause my father thought the world was gonna end for a long time
ivory marlin
An ar, bolt action rifle and 2 pistols
deft badge
He was right, just not about how
prisma magnet
It's been a slow end
frosty herald
Legal rocket launchers
solar gorge
ivory marlin
This room smells of mustard and piss
solar gorge
this hero gonna is last but watch him be the most fun to play
shadow spruce
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1471545152353992968...
What
ivory marlin
This room smells of mustard and piss
A french person was here….
solar gorge
no cigarette so try again
ivory marlin
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1471545152353992968...
Lowkey i think slork is gonna win this one
shadow spruce
It was a German
frosty herald
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1471545152353992968...
Vro thinks hes maelle
solar gorge
whomst
placid fiber
A french person was here….
ivory marlin
Amogus
shadow spruce
Mogus I can’t remember the name of that character
solar gorge
oh yeah that 1
ivory marlin
Has his kit been leaked or do people genuinely not care that much
ivory marlin
Apollo fan crying
shadow spruce
Jelly u think I could keep up in deadlock
shadow spruce
Ending it all smh my head
ivory marlin
You cant mod the fov slider to give you a full 360 so i dont think youd like it
chrome wave
ivory marlin
And I meant gameplay wise
You have to think and strategize
So i don’t think you could handle it
shadow spruce
Every video I’ve seen is like “yeah u won’t know what ur doing or how to properly do stuff till at least 100 hours”
ivory marlin
Ivy was pretty easy to learn
Imo
I just usually play annoyingly tho so it probably just came naturally
shadow spruce
Also doesn’t every player get like one invite they can use
Or is it just a steam invite
ivory marlin
Infinite
shadow spruce
Oh
ivory marlin
Ive invited most of my steam list
prisma magnet
Why not just open it at that point
shadow spruce
I thought it was like “u get one person u can invite”
prisma magnet
Weird
ivory marlin
Why not just open it at that point
Cuz we at steam HATE friendless chuds
deft badge
this hero gonna is last but watch him be the most fun to play
Ive been waiting for this mf
Give me the demon twink
shadow spruce
Which is why I haven’t tried it yet cause I didn’t want to not like the game and waste someone’s invite
solar gorge
he 16 btw
deft badge
In game
solar gorge
yea
shadow spruce
They know their audience
heady rapids
i mean there's a uni there
shadow spruce
(MOBA players)
solar gorge
he's the same age as graves
ivory marlin
Why are there multiple literal teenagers in DL now
Don’t forget the 7 year old
heady rapids
which they come from usually
glossy orbit
Why are there multiple literal teenagers in DL now
Graves was held back, she's actually 35
deft badge
Don’t forget the 7 year old
Who the fuck is 7
ivory marlin
Rem
solar gorge
Graves was held back, she's actually 35
glossy orbit
REM?
deft badge
Rem is a mammal, he's like 45 in dog years
solar gorge
rem is 10 minutes old
ivory marlin
Graves was held back, she's actually 35
“You arent a real unicorn”
“What makes you say that?”
“Im not 12”
“What by 6 months?!?!”
wheat matrix
@solar gorge deadlocking?
median steeple
prisma magnet
Yeah her
ivory marlin
Who is that
Silver
heady rapids
yeah i agree w/ jelly she's 12 and that's why he was so keen on voting for her
glossy orbit
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373014708617220167/1464628955561726054/c...
She's 80 in dog years
heady rapids
deft badge
Lmfao
shadow spruce
Gatto
prisma magnet
She looks cool
ivory marlin
yeah i agree w/ jelly she's 12 and that's why he was so keen on voting for her
Woah woah woah
We aren’t pushing that
prisma magnet
She's 80 in dog years
Hag
shadow spruce
Jelly doesn’t like women
solar gorge
<@641678788392124417> deadlocking?
1 game with my irl frinez
ivory marlin
If im attracted to ANY deadlock character its ivy
solar gorge
sdorry
glossy orbit
Venator is actually 15, he just got on TRT and PEDs early
wheat matrix
despairz
shadow spruce
If im attracted to ANY deadlock character its ivy
Checks out
royal vortex
If im attracted to ANY deadlock character its ivy
Bad taste (i know none of them)
wheat matrix
If im attracted to ANY deadlock character its ivy
bro claims hes not hispanic then immediately does this
median steeple
my friend who likes league more than deadlock brought up the fact deadlock players voted for the highschooler before the grown woman and I almost reminded him that league has multiple children characters with reps of their players being pedos
wheat matrix
or says he doesnt look it or whatever
ivory marlin
Bad taste (i know none of them)
Latina woman
median steeple
also Jax who sadly has that rep
wheat matrix
my friend who likes league more than deadlock brought up the fact deadlock playe...
no it doesn't?
median steeple
such a nice character sucks all the pro players were nonves
deft badge
If im attracted to ANY deadlock character its ivy
Bro she's like 3 months old
royal vortex
Latina woman
Don't bother telling me. All deadlock information leaves my head as fast as it entered
deft badge
Not beating the island allegations
wheat matrix
i cant think of any child in league with that reputation
heady rapids
my friend who likes league more than deadlock brought up the fact deadlock playe...
who was that one league player caught
wheat matrix
it's all the big toplane champs that do
heady rapids
on twitcfh
solar gorge
ivy was born 10 minutes ago
median steeple
no it doesn't?
Zoe and Annie....
deft badge
no it doesn't?
Annie
shadow spruce
Ivy was born
ivory marlin
I hate yall so much
glossy orbit
I only play Paige so allegations have been escaped
ivory marlin
I hate paige
median steeple
mf just go "lah lah lah lah" and not listening
heady rapids
hello hitler
shadow spruce
I don’t play so I think I’m safe
solar gorge
I only play Paige so allegations have been escaped
ur worse than epstein
ivory marlin
Hot redhead but FUCK her dude
shadow spruce
mf just go "lah lah lah lah" and not listening
He plays league
ivory marlin
Actually evil
median steeple
I had paige because I hate support characters
deft badge
I only play Paige so allegations have been escaped
You might not like children but you do want to kill minorities
glossy orbit
ur worse than epstein
solar gorge
paige is my avoid 4 lyfe
heady rapids
evil and intimidating horse
median steeple
He plays league
I also play league but I play jungle because that's the only fun role where I get to watch creatures in a zoo
solar gorge
everytime i solo q dl i have to endure a duo with the bottom playing paige
shadow spruce
I also play league but I play jungle because that's the only fun role where I ge...
Real
solar gorge
ITS HELL
glossy orbit
Paige has so many disables, I love it
deft badge
I also play league but I play jungle because that's the only fun role where I ge...
Which jg tho
heady rapids
Paige has so many disables, I love it
including or not the one behind the computer screen
glossy orbit
I got a 7 killstreak with Paige during laning phase vs Graves and Silver once lmao
ivory marlin
Paige has so many disables, I love it
heady rapids
median steeple
Which jg tho
Kayne
Viego
WW
Voli
Kha
and I wanted to learn shyvana
solar gorge
i always have to lane against a premade with perfect vc comms and 1 support
the game think i'm too good i think..
deft badge
Kayne
Viego
WW
Voli
Kha
and I wanted to learn shyvana
I can respect the Kha pick tbh
shadow spruce
I think my only two league games I played I played uhhhhhhhhhhh what’s his name the guy with the goggles
Very green
median steeple
I want to play Rek'sai but she feels so awful to play
glossy orbit
When you use Paige's AoE immobilse on a low hp player and instakill them
it hits different
frosty herald
Waiter waiter! More 500 dollar ahri skins
ivory marlin
Only time i ever played league i played the crying mummy kid and got spam reported
deft badge
Lmfao
shadow spruce
Krill issue
heady rapids
Only time i ever played league i played the crying mummy kid and got spam report...
LMAO
median steeple
I've never seen anyone get reported for being bad in league until we got my friends brother into it
and he got reported by a raging 1/16 garen
shadow spruce
I wonder if I’m actually on my meds I’d be able to figure out deadlock
glossy orbit
I wonder if I’m actually on my meds I’d be able to figure out deadlock
It's a moba which plays like a cross between Overwatch and TF2
shadow spruce
I know
deft badge
I wonder if I’m actually on my meds I’d be able to figure out deadlock
You need to stop taking meds to see the patterns in DL
heady rapids
my friend who plays wow always gets banned for shit and his tickets are the funniest shit ever but i can only send rough translations of what he writes them
glossy orbit
If you can do those it's not too hard to get into
deft badge
It is specifically a game for unmedicated schizophrenics
glossy orbit
You need to stop taking meds to see the patterns in DL
I'm nooooticing certain patterns in Lash players
deft badge
I'm nooooticing certain patterns in Lash players
Im ngl I wish I liked Lash
shadow spruce
I didn’t mesh terribly well in either tf2 or overwatch but at least in tf2 I could fuck around in 100x servers and such
drowsy steppe
The Lash
deft badge
Getting Johnny Cage's VA for The Lash was perfect casting
glossy orbit
Im ngl I wish I liked Lash
I've played with a couple psychopathic Lashes
shadow spruce
But yknow maybe having adderall in my system would help a bit
median steeple
Johnny v Kano in another universe
shadow spruce
Considering I dumped like 10 hours into no man’s sky yesterday
deft badge
Who does Kano's VA do?
glossy orbit
they forget they have VC until after they use their Ult, then because they didn't call their ult and you didn't know you were meant to aoe nuke
they crash out
median steeple
Who does Kano's VA do?
Bebop
ivory marlin
I’ve noticed people are either cracked out of their minds or mid as hell with lash
shadow spruce
I’ve noticed people are either cracked out of their minds or mid as hell with la...
Seems he’s powered by mental disorders
glossy orbit
I’ve noticed people are either cracked out of their minds or mid as hell with la...
the mid ones are the ones who've crashed out :X
deft badge
I’ve noticed people are either cracked out of their minds or mid as hell with la...
Lash is super dependent on where you're currently standing on the map ime
ivory marlin
The best way to tell is jump over their slam and see how they react
deft badge
I think it is time to get a coffee and cook
ivory marlin
I lowkey press my 3 and not worry
shadow spruce
I’ll be real the only gameplay I’ve seen of deadlock is Maxors pocket and Funke’s McGinnis
ivory marlin
Maxor my beloved
drowsy steppe
deft badge
Did you ever play fallout 4
ivory marlin
Only reason i was able to convince my friends to play
shadow spruce
Can’t believe he used a whole video as an excuse to talk about glocket
glossy orbit
McGinnis is fun but if you have higher ping the wall ability gets really fucky
drowsy steppe
Did you ever play fallout 4
nah its sitting in the shelf collecting dust that is my steam library
shadow spruce
Like I said earlier had I realized that deadlock was just a steam invite and not a singular invite I probably would’ve asked for an invite a long time ago
deft badge
nah its sitting in the shelf collecting dust that is my steam library
You strike me as a Piper person tbh
Thats tbh the only reason I asked
deft badge
Okay Default Romance Enjoyer
shadow spruce
Shadowheart pfp?
deft badge
Mort doesn't have a longterm memory
wheat matrix
mort doesnt have short term memory either
frosty herald
You strike me as a Piper person tbh
There are people among us who want to romance robot curie
deft badge
mort doesnt have short term memory either
I was just typing that ngl
deft badge
There are people among us who want to romance robot curie
Let me guess
shadow spruce
I purged most of zel chat as an odd sort of trauma response I think
deft badge
You're people
ivory marlin
Any time i talk with mort im amazed he lived this long
frosty herald
You're people
Fuh nah!
deft badge
Tbh Curie is too like
deft badge
Childlike?
ivory marlin
Only robot im cracking is fisto
deft badge
She strikes me as a surrogate daughter tbh
shadow spruce
You’d be getting cracked by fisto
ivory marlin
Only woman im cracking is piper
median steeple
@solar gorge
drowsy steppe
Dude mort you know mal
so Mr Liar Liar Pants on Fire is back huh 
shadow spruce
So ur into autists
ivory marlin
Lowkey just cut my hand open in a room brb
carmine lance
Good morning chat
drowsy steppe
good morning mr mobster
shadow spruce
so Mr Liar Liar Pants on Fire is back huh <:kekw:1450447457862291510>
I’m still debating on if it was a good idea or not
frosty herald
The fallout 4 protagonist waking up from cryo sleep sprinting to goodneighbour and cracking a synth within like 2 hours
carmine lance
good morning mr mobster
How’s it going, malarkey?
drowsy steppe
How’s it going, malarkey?
nothin much I also just woke up recently (at like 12 AM)
frosty herald
The pacing in f4 is insane without survival on
Fresh into diamond city within 20 minutes
carmine lance
nothin much I also just woke up recently (at like 12 AM)
Real
I woke up at 11:30 but stayed in bed until 12:00
deft badge
Im playing on survival and I legit think a month and a half of in game time has gone by
Still haven't been to diamond city
drowsy steppe
TIL the Yamato model is a holdover from Neon Prime
frosty herald
Im playing on survival and I legit think a month and a half of in game time has ...
The boat raiders straight up doming your shit
deft badge
TIL the Yamato model is a holdover from Neon Prime
Yeah, recolored
drowsy steppe
I genuinely thought Yamato looking like she currently is is just normal for her 💀
frosty herald
Or like 5 super mutant suiciders
deft badge
Or like 5 super mutant suiciders
Its this one
+I made the mistake of rescuing Ada
So now it's also robots doing it
shadow spruce
Brother has not played 76
ivory marlin
Mort
frosty herald
+I made the mistake of rescuing Ada
ivory marlin
You literally live next to me
frosty herald
Fucking love assaultrons
median steeple
whatever happens takes after the show
shadow spruce
Real
frosty herald
5 trillion damage after they open their heads
deft badge
Fucking love assaultrons
I'm starting to think you want to fuck curie
carmine lance
Last night I learned that I fucking hate mo and krill
median steeple
I hope for a Colorado fallout
ivory marlin
OH MY COD
median steeple
I rather fight bebop over Mo an Krill
frosty herald
I'm starting to think you want to fuck curie
median steeple
so I just ban MnK
frosty herald
Also curie is a miss nanny
deft badge
Robots are genuinely some of the most fucked up enemies in f4
shadow spruce
Thought curie was a research robot?
drowsy steppe
Yall NEED to check blades server RIGHT NOW
who
deft badge
they're even more fucked in 3/NV
Idk man
carmine lance
I like curie
deft badge
They might be, there aren't hordes of them in NV tho normally
shadow spruce
Jelly when u get home can I have a DL invite
deft badge
They do suck early tho
ivory marlin
shadow spruce
Yay
median steeple
I think
frosty herald
the DT system is horrific for them
Sentry bots are evil in new vegas
frosty herald
Which is why you dont trip repconn security
median steeple
Hellios and the securitron bunker are the only places with the most evil robots
or the crashed vertibird
deft badge
I agree with that
median steeple
with the 2 sentries and 2 mr gustys
deft badge
Whereas in 4 once they start patrolling its lol fuck you
drowsy steppe
sentry bots is hitler
shadow spruce
I didn’t notice any issues with em on normal dif
shadow spruce
In NV?
deft badge
I play NV on Hardcore
deft badge
I believe that lol
shadow spruce
Everything has to be highest dif everything against you blah blah blah
deft badge
Is more fun
shadow spruce
Like dawg I just wanna play the game
I still have a grudge against him cause he wouldn’t seamless coop in Elden ring with me
deft badge
I wont seamless co op either tbh
shadow spruce
Foul creature
deft badge
3rd drops the hard r reguarly
royal vortex
heRetic
frosty herald
We really need more haircuts in the game
deft badge
We need to hire another mf barber
shadow spruce
I need someone in my steam family to buy the dlcs
shadow spruce
I did that for a bit but then the store shut down
deft badge
Its specifically because of you
wheat matrix
maybe getting another job?
frosty herald
We need to hire another mf barber
shadow spruce
It’s a little hard to get another job when all the ppl I apply to ghost me
deft badge
https://tenor.com/view/guy-long-hair-long-hair-guy-guy-with-long-hair-floptok-gi...
Wait that reminds me
frosty herald
Its a damn crime that we dont have a normal long hair option
deft badge
@drowsy steppe have you watched the twilight eclipse run of BG3
carmine lance
It’s a little hard to get another job when all the ppl I apply to ghost me
On the one hand, you do need to be politely persistent, but on the other, it’s fucking rough out there
deft badge
Its my favorite playthrough I've seen i think, not that I watch many
wheat matrix
working got me these today 
