yeah
#zealot-class
solar gorge
IT IS
heady rapids
dude
have you ever seen a dropship put one of them under a pelican on extraction
deadass just swoop in
solar gorge
i could've gotten 4 backvent kill in a row if it wasn't for ts
heady rapids
drop a vox
heady rapids
pelican can't land anymore
like I understand dropping them directly on my head
crushing me to death in the process
but this shit?
solar gorge
https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/m6ii1gqmHMK9EE4-d?invite=cr-MSw0bFEsMj...
u got strogged
south prism
it fucken wimdy
hard nexus
u got strogged
i got what
solar gorge
strogg
misty nova
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1471203676747071640/A...
Bot drop detected 🗣️
hard nexus
https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/m6ii1gqmHMK9EE4-d?invite=cr-MSw0bFEsMj...
explosion literally manifested from NOTHING
solar gorge
ur too young to get it tsk tsk
prisma magnet
fair yeah, wrath savage sweep feels pretty amazing so far tbh
hard nexus
there was NO EXPLOSIVE ENEMY NEAR ME
prisma magnet
liking this
hard nexus
AND I DIE!??!?
heady rapids
strogg...
solar gorge
strogg
heady rapids
ons econd thought
hard nexus
rampage and then wrath, OR savage sweep
heady rapids
maybe not this gif
solar gorge
radicals are literally stroggz
prisma magnet
ah ok
solar gorge
1:1
prisma magnet
that makes sense
hard nexus
u dont need 2 cleave blessings lmfao
prisma magnet
i was gonna say maybe i'll swap one of those for a more single target oriented thing
sterile basalt
Hot take use bloodthirsty and shred and crit max
misty nova
Bloodthirsty Perfect Strike
hard nexus
blows u up
misty nova
hard nexus
WRONG
heady rapids
you can have an extraction in a AA nest
sterile basalt
hard nexus
Bloodthirsty Perfect Strike
WRONG
misty nova
diff 1 farming time
Weak Aura
heady rapids
wall
hard nexus
I’m actually not super sure if cleave blessings are rly the way to go
in havoc they are
what else would you take
misty nova
My ship still kinda sampleless though
hard nexus
rampage shred?
sterile basalt
in havoc they are
Even in havoc idrk
hard nexus
cool u do more damage but u cant cleave shit
misty nova
Please helldiver
I neeeeeed this
sterile basalt
rampage shred?
Not rampage
sterile basalt
I’m not super sure if cleave stacking is rly all that important since most of the time it’s just making u do default damage to more enemies
hard nexus
its boring
prisma magnet
cool u do more damage but u cant cleave shit
opportunist, bloodletter, or bloodthirsty... any of them good?
got cleave on wrath
hard nexus
no no kind of
prisma magnet
but then some more single target dmg maybe
misty nova
we ain't getting any samples off cyberstan
Me running sample extricator
hard nexus
bloodthirsty is just spamming revved attacks for the entire game
sterile basalt
Bloodletter on eviscerator unfortunately meh
misty nova
prisma magnet
i had bloodthirsty on mine before and was pretty nice
hard nexus
I’m not super sure if cleave stacking is rly all that important since most of th...
yeah evis is a crowd clear focused weapon with decent single target
cleaving also staggers the enemies
deft badge
Is evis at all competitive with RB or is it a use it cause you like it weapon
hard nexus
its closer to it, but RB will still outperform
deft badge
Alright, thanks
hard nexus
due to not having to wait for damage as u do with evis
prisma magnet
Is evis at all competitive with RB or is it a use it cause you like it weapon
I'm a relic main, but my GF loves evis cuz it's easier so i'm making a build for her
sterile basalt
yeah evis is a crowd clear focused weapon with decent single target
Tbh this a working theory of mine but I don’t think stacking cleave after getting >16 cleave actually makes that big of a difference in the grand scheme of things compared to higher damage options
deft badge
Im only asking cause I want to like evis but I've always written it off and now RB exists as a 2 hander for me
misty nova
RB also has better multi target stagger
hard nexus
Tbh this a working theory of mine but I don’t think stacking cleave after gettin...
evis is a special case in my mind due to heavies latching
which can get u killed
prisma magnet
RB is much better imo
hard nexus
from an overhead or gunners or whatever
sterile basalt
evis is a special case in my mind due to heavies latching
Yea that part honestly sucks
And it’s not even that much damage
hard nexus
which is why i advocate for perfect strike
hard nexus
because it causes that to almost never happen
sterile basalt
Digging code for 4hrs just to find out that yes the sawrip profiles are dogshit
hard nexus
which is why i say cleave is good on evis
misty nova
Tbh this a working theory of mine but I don’t think stacking cleave after gettin...
Me saying that wrath for RB on Havoc is shit all this time
hard nexus
misty nova
hard nexus
Digging code for 4hrs just to find out that yes the sawrip profiles are dogshit
on normal heavies?
yeah
i know
lmfao
they really need to be increased
heavy spamming a crusher should do something
sterile basalt
Me saying that wrath for RB on Havoc is shit all this time
The only cleave related blessings that actually make a big difference are sunder and PF imo
misty nova
Really funny btw
sterile basalt
on normal heavies?
No no, just in general
Only exception is XV special heavy
Sawrip atks have really low finesse
hard nexus
theyre fine on normal heavies
sterile basalt
Despite ok ADMs
misty nova
hard nexus
mk3 L1 can also pretty consistently one shot a crusher
with chastise
due to damage overrides being removed on l1
sterile basalt
I rly think smiter attacks in general should be better vs carapace
Especially H smiter
hard nexus
l1 and l4, and h2 should really have better carapace ADMs
evis has the "shredder" tag, stating that armor basically doesnt matter to it
but yet
does abysmal damage to carapace?
on anything thats not a rev?
sterile basalt
I started thinking about cleave because
Shivs being good rly got me thinking like
Does cleave matter that much
hard nexus
Does cleave matter that much
makes a weapon safer to use
sterile basalt
makes a weapon safer to use
Sorta?
hard nexus
hitting and staggering more enemies
sterile basalt
But the thing is default targets’ stagger are usually ass
hard nexus
makes it easier to handle hordes and packs of elites
sterile basalt
And the damage is rly low too
I for one like BM more than sunder on PS despite sunder being the best cleave blessing in the game
Idk
hard nexus
I for one like BM more than sunder on PS despite sunder being the best cleave bl...
BM is also one of the best blessings in the game period
so like
thats comparing broken to broken lmfao
and bm is technically a cleave blessing
calm salmon
https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/WiHCrfB9D0
I hate everything about the Vox Engine
sterile basalt
BM is also one of the best blessings in the game period
Yea ik
median steeple
@solar gorge
sterile basalt
But I was also thinking about it for other weapons like
hard nexus
Actually, hate's a strong word
yeah loathe is a better word for it
sterile basalt
Falchion
hard nexus
falchion sucks
sterile basalt
Relic
sterile basalt
Etc
hard nexus
relic has great group stagger with cleave blessings
sterile basalt
falchion sucks
Falchion with cranial + overload is actually ok
I don’t hate it
I wish it was better
calm salmon
Outruns you ✅
Clips into terrain, on top of buildings, inside of each other and other enemies ✅
Spawns too many at a time ✅
Insane DPS making it incredibly hard to peak ✅
Massive reach on artillery ✅
Pretty much immune to everything ✅
sterile basalt
relic has great group stagger with cleave blessings
My working theory is >16 cleave atm because that’s >4 Dreg ragers / >3 scab gunners
calm salmon
What a fun enemy 
sterile basalt
Which usually is enough in mixed horde
deft badge
Enemy clipping in hd2 is pissing me off
Idk how they fucked up navmeshing this bad for enemies and collision this bad for players
signal spoke
deft badge
Idk how they fucked up navmeshing this bad for enemies and collision this bad fo...
It was absolutely not like this last time i played
calm salmon
It was absolutely not like this last time i played
At this point, it's just how Arrowhead functions
The game's clearly too big for them to test thoroughly internally
So things constantly break every update
Such is life
deft badge
I mean this is FNV amateur mod mistakes tho
Like AH is a Gaming Company
Where is the QA
calm salmon
Despite the success of HD2, they are still an indie company
carmine falcon
Idk how they fucked up navmeshing this bad for enemies and collision this bad fo...
its kinda annoying me that everything ragdolls the player but the same logic doesnt apply to the mobs
i like the funny haha ragdolling but it should work both ways
deft badge
Meatballs have been slipping through terrain since they got added
hard nexus
Outruns you ✅
Clips into terrain, on top of buildings, inside of each other and...
barely doesnt outrun light armor
absurd spawn rate
fires artillery far too often
weakpoint that hardly ever can be exploited due to not only their spawn rate, but how many enemies surround them
heavy stratagems like 500kg and railcannon arent even confirmed one shots (i dont thikn the railcannon can ever actually one shot)
extremely high healthpool so stuff like eagle strafe doesnt really do all that much
carmine falcon
Despite the success of HD2, they are still an indie company
game got too big for it's own good
unironically
deft badge
its kinda annoying me that everything ragdolls the player but the same logic doe...
Hard agreed
hard nexus
WEH
calm salmon
So growing pains for managing a product like this, along with onboarding employees into a game engine that is no longer supported by anyone
calm salmon
That's also not the solution
hard nexus
LMFAO
calm salmon
lmfao
calm salmon
UE5 is fine
carmine falcon
this is what happens when your game is marketed by sony and you're a tiny ass studio
calm salmon
It's a genuinely good engine
deft badge
So growing pains for managing a product like this, along with onboarding employe...
It pmo cause hd1 is such a good game with an obvious vision that's well executed
carmine falcon
literally cant keep up
deft badge
Hd2 is just
hard nexus
It pmo cause hd1 is such a good game with an obvious vision that's well executed
hd1 my beloved
median steeple
deft badge
So bad when scrutinized
median steeple
beating shiv mains
calm salmon
But no one spends the time or effort to really hammer out the optimizations when FSR, Framegen, DLAA etc exist
hard nexus
kirk tuah
median steeple
krik tuah
sterile basalt
UE5 is ok when used proper
hard nexus
put ts on kirk
deft badge
hd1 my beloved
Hd1 is genuinely so good it hurts me
carmine falcon
please god give me cool weapons in hd2 already
heady rapids
But no one spends the time or effort to really hammer out the optimizations when...
none of that is in helldivers
carmine falcon
how many hours do i have to grind
heady rapids
which is really fucking funny
deft badge
i need 2 play hd1 again at some point
Me fuckin too pal
calm salmon
none of that is in helldivers
Pilestedt didn't want it
sterile basalt
DLSS4.5 is dark arts
deft badge
Hd1 Dum²+Jump Pack supremacy
carmine falcon
horde shooters when they make u play 50 hours before unlocking anything cool
calm salmon
"We want our game to be played at native resolutions"
sterile basalt
DLSS4.5 preset L genuinely crazy work
calm salmon
Unfortunately, the game runs like ass if you don't have a modern CPU
my poor 5600x is crying
carmine falcon
DLSS4.5 preset L genuinely crazy work
magic shit
carmine falcon
Unfortunately, the game runs like ass if you don't have a modern CPU
runs like ass either way
its fatshark tier sphagetti code
wraith halo
Never had a game make my PC as hot as hd2
deft badge
I cannot imagine starting HD2 today with all the shit you need to unlock
All the warbonds
wraith halo
Yeah it's bad
sterile basalt
magic shit
The only issue I have with it is with game-native denoiser causing blurry artifacts
But otherwise it’s genuinely crazy
carmine falcon
I cannot imagine starting HD2 today with all the shit you need to unlock
this is basically me rn 
i have 20 something hours but they're scattered over MONTHS
i keep losing interest cause my friends just steamroll levels and the grind is insane
wraith halo
My least fav hd2 bug is the audio fucking up sometimes
calm salmon
I cannot imagine starting HD2 today with all the shit you need to unlock
My friend said this to me earlier today after we played HD2 this morning
carmine falcon
The only issue I have with it is with game-native denoiser causing blurry artifa...
give it few patches and boom
sterile basalt
give it few patches and boom
No that’s an issue with the games actually
tranquil bone
its fatshark tier sphagetti code
It's fatshark spaghetti without the institutional knowledge of having made the engine.
sterile basalt
Basically
deft badge
My friend said this to me earlier today after we played HD2 this morning
Totally understandable tbh, and I think its unrealistic to expect someone to spend their day off grinding SC vs Spend Money™
carmine falcon
It's fatshark spaghetti without the institutional knowledge of having made the e...
as if that helps fatshark
sterile basalt
The DLSS algorithm has gotten so good that the denoisers originally made to cope with antialiasing is now fucking with DLSS
calm salmon
Totally understandable tbh, and I think its unrealistic to expect someone to spe...
It's about two hours for a warbond at least if you're using the FRV
but why grind for 5 bucks an hour
when you live in the US/UK/Germany etc
carmine falcon
The DLSS algorithm has gotten so good that the denoisers originally made to cope...
that makes sense lmao
carmine falcon
what's FRV
deft badge
Truck
calm salmon
The warthog
carmine falcon
ah
carmine falcon
isnt the optimal way to grind just speedrunning d2
heady rapids
it's really funny how they drop the tank
calm salmon
Yeah, just speeds up travel times immensely
heady rapids
and it's borderline unusable on cyberstan
calm salmon
FRV+Warp Pack
deft badge
isnt the optimal way to grind just speedrunning d2
Something like that, yeah.
calm salmon
so you can clip into friendship doors
tranquil bone
Fat shark fucks up plenty but it's rare for them to be that bad on a technical level. They at very least do actually make genuine progress that (mostly) stays
deft badge
FRV+Warp on D1,2,3
deft badge
Fwiw you can clip into them with mechsuits too
calm salmon
Yeah, just can't get back out
deft badge
Yeah, just can't get back out
No you can
I don't have warp pack
You just have to park close enough to the door to get back into your mech
heady rapids
@median steeple https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSmNEE2ap/
carmine falcon
wrap pack is funny my friend killed himself with it
calm salmon
Oh, when they first added the mechs, you couldn't clip back into the mech with the interaction
deft badge
You can rn
calm salmon
nice
calm salmon
<@508465754832633896> https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSmNEE2ap/
Me listening to vtuber covers
deft badge
Hd2 is such a Potiental The Game feeling sometimes
calm salmon
It's fun
When it works
But it sucks that all of the progression is tied to paying AH money or grinding your nuts off
deft badge
Its fun exclusively in short bursts until you have 47 enemies phasing through terrain at you ime
carmine falcon
i keep seeing clips of cool ass gear but everything is locked behind 1000 warbonds
calm salmon
The lack of free options is rough, especially when you look at the power level of some of the warbond stuff
deft badge
Like if you get on and do an op a day it's fun
carmine falcon
im gonna cheat ong
carmine falcon
say the line bladejack
deft badge
heady rapids
im gonna cheat ong
FUNNY HOW YOU CAN EVEN DISABLE THE ANTICHEAT
deft badge
Half life 3
carmine falcon
FUNNY HOW YOU CAN EVEN DISABLE THE ANTICHEAT
does it actually have cheats?
deft badge
https://fxtwitter.com/gabefollower/status/2021600796396200440
@solar gorge
carmine falcon
i just want a good primary dawg
calm salmon
does it actually have cheats?
HD2?
carmine falcon
yeah
deft badge
i just want a good primary dawg
What flavor
calm salmon
Big ones are usually no strat cooldown
heady rapids
does it actually have cheats?
dude why do you think I was texting you asking if youw ant free sc
calm salmon
So someone will call in 4 mechs instantly
carmine falcon
What flavor
anything that KILLS THINGS
heady rapids
dumbass
calm salmon
That and just spawning things in with a mod menu
carmine falcon
dude why do you think I was texting you asking if youw ant free sc
lmao i wasnt playing back then
calm salmon
You want a tank?
carmine falcon
but im down to do it now
calm salmon
How about 45 of them
carmine falcon
on da weekend
heady rapids
but im down to do it now
it's a paid subscription I don't have it lmao
deft badge
Actually, cyber if you're ever on i can play with you
heady rapids
my friend gave it to me cause they give you uh
deft badge
I can call down tank or whatever
heady rapids
2 spots basically
carmine falcon
How about 45 of them
sounds like mod spawner in drg
heady rapids
for a monthly subscription
carmine falcon
i farmed thousands of materials using it
just spawned shitton of turrets and shittong of hoolie hoarders
then had the turrets murder them and collected
my cpu wa crying
calm salmon
But yeah, people don't really cheat too often in HD2
solar gorge
<@641678788392124417>
yeah i saww it's awsme
calm salmon
I haven't actually seen anyone cheating personally in my games after 600 hours
Come to think of it, I've only seen one person cheating in Darktide too
They were using an aimbot
deft badge
I wish warbonds weren't such dogshit nowadays
calm salmon
and were still the worst damage on team 
carmine falcon
Actually, cyber if you're ever on i can play with you
epic
solar gorge
<@641678788392124417>
is he goated
carmine falcon
ill probably play on the weekend
calm salmon
I wish warbonds weren't such dogshit nowadays
I just want my lever action rifle
I don't really care about the hover backpack
carmine falcon
it's a paid subscription I don't have it lmao
paid sub for hacks is crazy
heady rapids
paid sub for hacks is crazy
common practice tbh
tranquil bone
pretty much the whole warbond with the deadeye is great these days
calm salmon
I think I did become an eruptor fan yesterday though
And my friend had a really funny moment
WHAT PAY TO WIN BULLSHIT IS THAT
tranquil bone
Talon and dynamite are both wonderful
heady rapids
pretty much the whole warbond with the deadeye is great these days
it's so good
void bison
there is no frog themed warbond
calm salmon
there is no frog themed warbond
E Pluribus Unum yog
void bison
Pluribus Pluribus Pluribus Pluribus Pluribus
solar gorge
played a match with an older person on console + open mic, at the end of the game they just say "enfin" (finally in french) while letting out a big sigh, they were lvl 27 on d10 syberstan
void bison
solar gorge
i think i can stop now that was peak
tranquil bone
WHAT PAY TO WIN BULLSHIT IS THAT
It really is lol
void bison
did they ask consent before speaking french
calm salmon
It really is lol
balanced by being unuseable on release
solar gorge
they were speaking in english the whole game
calm salmon
because it made you constantly commit suicide
tranquil bone
Eruptor is like near support weapon power levels
solar gorge
but that finally came from the soulz
calm salmon
Eruptor is like near support weapon power levels
I do wish they'd buff the reload
heady rapids
release eruptor and explosions in general pulling you in was very fun
calm salmon
because holy fuck its so obnoxiously long for no reason
Jar-5 is just as heavy
and unwieldy
and still reloads faster
void bison
that eruptor killing you thing was something I can't remember happening to me
the weapon was very strong then and then the fix they did made it worse i think then they buffed it again or something when they buffed everything in the game
deft badge
Eruptor is kinda baby autocannon
calm salmon
Eh
Eruptor on release was oneshotting chargers
so I get why they nerfed it
primary probably shouldn't be doing that
void bison
primary probably shouldn't be doing that
unless its the frog warbond
tranquil bone
Eruptor is kinda baby autocannon
It's damage profile is like a AP round and a flak round at the same time. Just bonkers
calm salmon
I wish the Jar-5 functioned more like the eruptor
tranquil bone
Yeah jar could use some love
calm salmon
Maybe not as much as
tranquil bone
It has kinda been left behind
calm salmon
but the things stinky these days
Lemme just oneshot the uh
whatever the rocket guys for bots are
That have like three variants
carmine falcon
i just had the best teamate ever in space dudes i can sleep happily today
tranquil bone
I don't think id ever really use it over the DCS. The extra durable isn't enough of a draw
calm salmon
Devastators
calm salmon
just let me one shot devastators to the torso with the jar 5
PLEASE
why is my rocket propelled explosive warhead a precision weapon
Arrowhead PLEASE
solar gorge
ze humble railgun can do that
void bison
I mean 2 shot would be fine
what if it took 100 shots
tranquil bone
Everything spicer than a liberator one headshots devs
void bison
I cannot aim very well in helldivers, not enough to hit the bot weakspots at least
heady rapids
eruptor is in a very good spot
tranquil bone
110 🤓
heady rapids
well
it's still extremely strong
but at least you can't help people that are being chased by shit
and can't shoot it while cornered
calm salmon
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1471337847540813908...
The only people that play Mina are people who want Mina to step on them
void bison
I got a little better at it by trying harder recently but all the different ergonomics/3rd person reticle/fps drops makes me pretty shit
violet hornet
just let me one shot devastators to the torso with the jar 5
hit them once in the torso to put them in a stagger animation which lets you line up an easy headshot. usually attempting a headshot and failing will get you that anyways
void bison
I always manage to shoot a silhouette outline of the bot heads
tranquil bone
I cannot aim very well in helldivers, not enough to hit the bot weakspots at lea...
Shotguns can be shockingly good at it. The new trident can pretty regularly fish for headshots at like 40m
carmine falcon
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1471337847540813908...
woke pope
its over
calm salmon
hit them once in the torso to put them in a stagger animation which lets you lin...
I just hate the ergonomics on the jar 5
I guess ironsights and canted foregrip would help
but meh
Weapon's in general just not good enough to bother with
void bison
the trident does seem cool
rn i have the knight with the new medium siege ready armor
tranquil bone
Never actually used the knight
calm salmon
that the preorder gun?
void bison
it has higher dps than the maxigun i heard
void bison
heady rapids
@carmine falcon this convo reminded me of a dude I knew that panic bought super credits cause he thought the warbonds would go away
calm salmon
Arrowhead, once again, fails to make a fun objective
void bison
I only used it in a few missions but cyborgs do not like this very much
carmine falcon
amazing
tranquil bone
it has higher dps than the maxigun i heard
I mean, technically sure if you are counting literally one second and shooting something without armor
hexed igloo
Never actually used the knight
It's the bullet hose it's turbo high rpm and no dmg
carmine falcon
<@460880975283486731> this convo reminded me of a dude I knew that panic bought ...
hexed igloo
It's okay but the mag is empty in literally like half a second
calm salmon
It's the bullet hose it's turbo high rpm and no dmg
and insane recoil for no reason
tranquil bone
Maxi is pretty bad but it isn't quite that bad
hexed igloo
It's like if a Kriss didn't have that thing the kriss is known for
calm salmon
I mean the Knight is a p90
or, the hd2 equivalent of
and you can fire the p90 one-handed basically
just because its a tiny bullet in a fairly heavy package
hexed igloo
Yeah but the p90 looks stupid and weird and the knight just looks stupid
solar gorge
solar gorge
i want a helldivers RTS so bad after playinng on cyuberstan
void bison
siege ready increases it's ammo capacity and it has like no recoil and can just brrt
void bison
it's good for the ablative armor or whatever that overseers and borgs have
tranquil bone
i want a helldivers RTS so bad after playinng on cyuberstan
Halo wars sequel
carmine falcon
i want a helldivers RTS so bad after playinng on cyuberstan
would bang if its made by age of empire devs
void bison
i want a helldivers RTS so bad after playinng on cyuberstan
I imagine rts games of almost every game I play with cool factions tbh
carmine falcon
command and conquer my beloved
solar gorge
I imagine rts games of almost every game I play with cool factions tbh
yeah but hd2 everything's already there, the buildings
hexed igloo
it's good for the ablative armor or whatever that overseers and borgs have
Adjudicator
solar gorge
the units
carmine falcon
played tf out of zero hour and kane's wrath
solar gorge
the faction gimmicks
hexed igloo
sullen forge
<@820414945543716944> the fuck is Dave's chicken
I don’t know
wide shuttle
median steeple
carmine falcon
shadow spruce
high dirt dog
hexed igloo
Saucy survival kit
lunar fable
hexed igloo
The year is 3056, you're digging through the remains of what appears to be a restaurant, and find what appears to be a stimpak buried under the remains of a table
3 days later, you make a bad mistake abseiling from your humble home atop a pre-war grocery store, and shatter your left leg
You administer a stimpak
It doesn't do anything
You examine the stimpak, wiping some remaining fluid onto your finger
You taste it
Ranch
median steeple
hexed igloo
shit by then ur probably mutated enough it works
Seasoned urself up for the deathclaw that can now smell the ranch in your blood
shadow spruce
itll be quick
hexed igloo
The deathclaw has a foot fetish so starts there, and takes his sweet time savoring it
shadow spruce
thats rough buddy
olive raven
absurdly
hexed igloo
me getting mostly 50 yr old men on tinder
As matches, or seeing them
olive raven
matches
hexed igloo
Yeah many such cases
olive raven
the rlly hot guy with a cool arm sleeve
heady rapids
? I'm sorry?
hexed igloo
Unfortunate
shadow spruce
hope it gets better
hexed igloo
I'm one of the extremely few where tinder rly did work
Been together uhh I think almost 5 years now
shadow spruce
baller
olive raven
Been together uhh I think almost 5 years now
i hope valentines goes poorly
and that she throws a flip flop at you
hexed igloo
i hope valentines goes poorly
Sorry dude I've got an UGG scarf packed up for her, gonna stop by the grocery store tn to pick up pancake mix, bacon, eggs, and cheesecake ingredients
Tough shit
shadow spruce
incredibly based
hexed igloo
Her bday is literally day after valentines so
olive raven
Sorry dude I've got an UGG scarf packed up for her, gonna stop by the grocery st...
wait
are you from nz
hexed igloo
Yuh
hexed igloo
This is common knowledge dude
shadow spruce
no thats wales
olive raven
its nz as well
hexed igloo
sheep fucker
Nz is cows
olive raven
no ur sheep fuckers
south prism
olive raven
nah
south prism
lets meet here
shadow spruce
dont use it
olive raven
mort
plz
im lonely and dont wanna be alone on valentines
so
idc if i get manipulated into a bad situation
thats what the psychiatrist is for
to fix the damage after
prime crane
any tips on the shocking stuff penance? Im at 39/40 and its infuriating
shadow spruce
to fix the damage after
valid
south prism
any tips on the shocking stuff penance? Im at 39/40 and its infuriating
you can do it on mortis with flamer or mercantile district with flamer (the map is the one where you blow a hole into the wall at the beginning)
on auric btw, best way to get the highest enemy density
and also i was told to queue using the south africa servers
because no one uses them lmao
so you're just with bots
visual stream
Just canceled my groomcord nitro subscription 😔
I will miss you, shit_eating_stare
and you too, monk_stare
sterile basalt
@sullen forge event?
sullen forge
<@820414945543716944> event?
testing a build and might join Ainz on H40
idk
waiting they're about to finish their H40
sterile basalt
testing a build and might join Ainz on H40
ok
carmine falcon
u could make a beat out of this
olive raven
That seems self destructive
Shocking
void bison
hearty nebula
void bison
I would eat that if i could teleport it in front of me like it is star trek
slender mica
only food we eat in this chat is dn
hearty nebula
bro is 45
hexed igloo
<@419041953519239170> any tinder tips
Genuinely uh no it's 100% just luck
hearty nebula
fishing for deez nuts bait in the big 26
void bison
only food we eat in this chat is dn
hexed igloo
fishing for deez nuts bait in the big 26
And deez nuts will be funny in the big 58 bro
hearty nebula
heady rapids
steak and potater
thanks I was just getting hungry too
hearty nebula
thanks I was just getting hungry too
heady rapids
heady rapids
void bison
there is an old guy at work that wears an "undercover ice agent" hat but this is unfortunately a very poor choice of town to be born in
I should've gone meta
void bison
piloted by this guy
violet hornet
gotta love losing a havoc rank on an easy match because the entire lobby crashed
violet hornet
slender mica
mr balls
plush estuary
left hinge
https://tenor.com/view/arriba-gif-12324188786972117417
While raining rocketry bruh..
left hinge
piloted by this guy
Wtf is that???
void bison
Wtf is that???
olive raven
https://tenor.com/view/pou-pou-hanging-pou-suicide-hanging-noose-gif-95617474518...
Don’t encourage me
prime crane
I HATE MUTANT I HATE MUTANTS
I had a big ass flood of poxwalkers, threw my grenades, and was about to start spraying with the flames when a mutant grabs me and throws me away
spare talon
im scared of women so any dating app is basically a nightmare for me
cuz like
id have to talk to them
slender mica
im scared of women so any dating app is basically a nightmare for me
its okay theyre all bots
its just like zealot chat
same thing
void bison
lunar fable
i am not wasting my time and energy on dating apps
left hinge
https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1046913589614747719/147136048114...
I mean is that a robot?
violet hornet
id have to talk to them
don't worry it's all actually scammers asking for money
lunar fable
my friend went out with this chick 3 times and then she ghosted him after
spare talon
don't worry it's all actually scammers asking for money
jokes on them
im fucking broke
lunar fable
void bison
I mean is that a robot?
its a twisted communist amalgamation of man and metal
drowsy steppe
https://youtu.be/Pt0gH4H_NQw @sterile stone that beat is heavenly
prime crane
Dating apps arent really bad
Its like talking to people IRL, where you'll find boring and interesting people
Looking for love on tinder is guaranteed to be a fluke though
prime crane
Plus I think a lot of people expect people they meet on dating apps to be funny and quirky and shit right off the bat when it takes time to warm up
void bison
FUCK the developers of halfsword for putting zombies in the abyss
you just got gnawed
full nebula
literally inavoidable
left hinge
its a twisted communist amalgamation of man and metal
Disgusting commies...
slender mica
Plus I think a lot of people expect people they meet on dating apps to be funny ...
"hi
hi
x unmatched you"
hexed igloo
Plus I think a lot of people expect people they meet on dating apps to be funny ...
The best thing u can do is to just fucking be normal
slender mica
its so joever
left hinge
hexed igloo
Looking for love on tinder is guaranteed to be a fluke though
Skill issue I got the fluke kek
prime crane
"hi
hi
x unmatched you"
To be fair both sound boring as hell
Who starts or answers a convoy with "hi" and expects to be thought of as interesting
prime crane
The best thing u can do is to just fucking be normal
TRUE
slender mica
To be fair both sound boring as hell
Who starts or answers a convoy with "hi" an...
the problem is expecting people to be interesting as the first thing you ever say
full nebula
yeah some of the choices they made are fucking stupid
prime crane
the problem is expecting people to be interesting as the first thing you ever sa...
More than a "hi" usually increases your chances heavily
full nebula
probably just gonna continue playing the demo until the game isn't dogshit
prime crane
Like even a "oh hey im glad we matched, how are you" or something
deft badge
Plus I think a lot of people expect people they meet on dating apps to be funny ...
Is called a pick up line my g
prime crane
Cause if you start with "hi" you sound like every weirdo on Twitter who sends a dick Pic like 4 messages into the DM
visual stream
i am not wasting my time and energy on dating apps
Hinge is like the only good one
It's still trumped by just going out and meeting people naturally, but it's still pretty good
prime crane
Hinge is like the only good one
It's still trumped by just going out and meeting...
Hinge ain't bad tbh
Bumble is okish
Tinder is a hellscape
visual stream
Bumble would be decent if anyone other than mostly weirdos used it xd
deft badge
Tinder works for me but I also never looked for something longterm
slender mica
Cause if you start with "hi" you sound like every weirdo on Twitter who sends a ...
personally I open with "hewwo UwU, how are you nyaa"?
100% success rate
prime crane
personally I open with "hewwo UwU, how are you nyaa"?
See that would work on a specific type of girl
calm salmon
One and only time I used Tinder I matched with a chick who was also into art
slender mica
See that would work on a specific type of girl
girl?
visual stream
Tinder works for me but I also never looked for something longterm
Oh yeah Tinder is good for flings for sure, I just assume when people are saying "dating apps suck" it's because they want connection
calm salmon
we talked about heironymous bosch for like 8 hours straight
slender mica
deft badge
Oh yeah Tinder is good for flings for sure, I just assume when people are saying...
Touché
hexed igloo
Like even a "oh hey im glad we matched, how are you" or something
No you have to be 6ft tall chiseled and rich and open with a pickup line never seen before and be 6ft tall and not text too often and be rich and not text too infrequently and be shredded
full nebula
teamspeak 2026 here we come
slender mica
No you have to be 6ft tall chiseled and rich and open with a pickup line never s...
nah just post a pic of you with a fish
prime crane
No you have to be 6ft tall chiseled and rich and open with a pickup line never s...
Im a twink who's 5'5 on a good day
slender mica
ez
drowsy steppe
Im just waiting for mine to run out
visual stream
Is Steam calling unironically the move 
slender mica
Im a twink who's 5'5 on a good day
you would KILL on grindr
calm salmon
Im a twink who's 5'5 on a good day
Go date a vtuber then
olive raven
im scared of women so any dating app is basically a nightmare for me
Well I’m scared of men cuz how did I just accidentally match with a fucking IDF member
visual stream
Probably not but we'll see
calm salmon
they all seem to be obsessed with twinks
hexed igloo
Im a twink who's 5'5 on a good day
Grindr you're laid in 20 mins
slender mica
Well I’m scared of men cuz how did I just accidentally match with a fucking IDF ...
netanyahu rizz
lunar fable
drowsy steppe
I hear fluxer is good
olive raven
Grindr you're laid in 20 mins
Laid by a 58 yr old saggy man with a mushroom pencil dick maybe
prime crane
Grindr you're laid in 20 mins
Ive never had trouble with women, but holy FUCK you guys are right, gay dudes love that shit
deft badge
Well I’m scared of men cuz how did I just accidentally match with a fucking IDF ...
Fym accidentally
calm salmon
Well I’m scared of men cuz how did I just accidentally match with a fucking IDF ...
Sounds like someone has a checklist
drowsy steppe
but unfortunately the online communities Im on are all on discrod
lunar fable
Hinge is like the only good one
It's still trumped by just going out and meeting...
i was told to try out hinge but
calm salmon
and I'm not sure I want to know who
lunar fable
i cba
olive raven
Fym accidentally
Dawg I’m sorta just “is their first pic not bad”
hexed igloo
Ive never had trouble with women, but holy FUCK you guys are right, gay dudes lo...
I got like maybe 1 match a month on tinder/bumble but fuck I open grinder I'm getting sucked off within the hour bro
slender mica
Laid by a 58 yr old saggy man with a mushroom pencil dick maybe
you know, you didnt have to type this sentence
;.;
olive raven
I look at their bio after I match like :/
prime crane
I look at their bio after I match like :/
"So how many kids have you shot?"
deft badge
Dawg I’m sorta just “is their first pic not bad”
The relationship was promised 3000 years ago
visual stream
i cba
Fair enough, it can be difficult to even care about putting that profile together for possibly nothing to actually come of it xd
olive raven
you know, you didnt have to type this sentence
No
I hate Grindr
Shit app
Flake ass men
like my god
visual stream
I hate Grindr
"I'm a woman actually" "Ew"
lunar fable
Fair enough, it can be difficult to even care about putting that profile togethe...
i don't take pics of myself either
prime crane
Flake ass men
Is it the "she/her" maybe that's throwing gay dudes off
full nebula
Does anyone know any good mod collections for fallout 4?
olive raven
I dont mean to presume... but you know its a gay dating app right..?
Yea so I’m this fun thing called a transsexual.
calm salmon
Is it the "she/her" maybe that's throwing gay dudes off
I wish that were the case
prime crane
Does anyone know any good mod collections for fallout 4?
Porn
deft badge
`what do you think of arabs`
"They deserve to live" unmatched
full nebula
yes yes
lunar fable
gooners
full nebula
but the ones with actual gameplay that isnt in 15 minute intervals
olive raven
Is it the "she/her" maybe that's throwing gay dudes off
I go for the bi men
Less chance of them finding me an abomination
prime crane
I go for the bi men
I like bi women
Twinsies in a sense
slender mica
I like bicycles
prime crane
That being said I've had serious relationships with bi women end 3 times cause they realized they were fully gay
drowsy steppe
"They deserve to live" *unmatched*
Israeli tiktok is fucked because you have Israelis doing arabface 😭
visual stream
I am the epitome of Normal Guy Who Bagged a Bi Baddie
olive raven
Yea Grindr is technically an lgbt app but gay men occupy 99% of it
prime crane
We're still friends but like, I suppose dating women who have shorter hair then me sets me up for that sorta thing
olive raven
lol yea da fuq
prime crane
SpongeBob me boy, im craving they/them pussy
drowsy steppe
That being said I've had serious relationships with bi women end 3 times cause t...
brother you were the stepping stone 😭
deft badge
Israeli tiktok is fucked because you have Israelis doing arabface 😭
What the fuck does this even mean
prime crane
brother you were the stepping stone 😭
Least I know i kill with the alt crowd
olive raven
Yea ok maybe I should sleep cuz why did I swipe right in a fucking father of two
prime crane
Yea ok maybe I should sleep cuz why did I swipe right in a fucking father of two
Dilf hunter
Like 90% of gen z
slender mica
Yea ok maybe I should sleep cuz why did I swipe right in a fucking father of two
could be a father of 3
calm salmon
Yea ok maybe I should sleep cuz why did I swipe right in a fucking father of two
Not what they mean they say daddy issues
slender mica
calm salmon
mrrow and I taking this in two wildly different directions
deft badge
Yea ok maybe I should sleep cuz why did I swipe right in a fucking father of two
Cause yk he can support a third
calm salmon
respectable tbh
prime crane
I did have a fling with a mom when I was 19
We're also still friends, just ended cause uni
carmine lance
before dropping:
it's always with the relic blade that the game crashes I find
visual stream
Yea ok maybe I should sleep cuz why did I swipe right in a fucking father of two
I think this is in top five mistakes to make in the dating scene
slender mica
fred/fredbear clangussy
visual stream
Unless you're going for short term relationship
slender mica
ok ill leave now
prime crane
I think this is in top five mistakes to make in the dating scene
One of my friends dated a guy with kids and 3 weeks in he made her cut us off cause he couldn't handle her hanging out with "boys her age"
void bison
ok ill leave now
slender mica
One of my friends dated a guy with kids and 3 weeks in he made her cut us off ca...
cultist alert
prime crane
I texted her asking if everything was alright cause we didn't hear from her in a while and we literally got a "shes fine, kid." Text from him
From her fucking phone
visual stream
One of my friends dated a guy with kids and 3 weeks in he made her cut us off ca...
There's being suspicious of people coming onto your partner, and then there's insecurity
deft badge
I'm too fucked up rn cause dating overage women is making me want to tell personal stories I should not
slender mica
thats beyond insecurity, thats a nightmare abuser
visual stream
If you're in a relationship to build a partnership, just trust your partner until they give you reason not to xd
slender mica
step 1) isolate them from friends and family
prime crane
Oh believe me we called him a fucking loser lol
slender mica
step 2) cultitst
prime crane
Thankfully she got out of that relationship
void bison
If you're in a relationship to build a partnership, just trust your partner unti...
what if i'm in it to build a frog pond
slender mica
step 3) summon the slaaneshi champion
olive raven
Oh I found the Grindr foot fetish guy on tinder
visual stream
what if i'm in it to build a frog pond
I feel like that is definitely a partnership
drowsy steppe
oh damn
visual stream
That's like even higher than partnership
drowsy steppe
forgot about the ruling
olive raven
Not what they mean they say daddy issues
Maybe he can beat them outta me
visual stream
forgot about the ruling
What was the ruling exactly
drowsy steppe
no disguised links or somethin
calm salmon
Maybe he can beat them outta me
Probably
olive raven
Not really. A taser is shocking
No, tasers aren’t even that bad
deft badge
Maybe he can beat them outta me
Nah you gotta go to bed for saying ts
prime crane
Oh I found the Grindr foot fetish guy on tinder
Is it the Tampa foot fetish guy?
olive raven
Nah you gotta go to bed for saying ts
Am I wrong
drowsy steppe
yes
deft badge
Am I wrong
Not in private but maybe in public
calm salmon
why are we shortening this to ts
olive raven
Don’t give me that malarkey
calm salmon
what in the adhd
olive raven
what in the adhd
This shit
prime crane
what in the adhd
It means "this shit"
calm salmon
oh
deft badge
Yeah
calm salmon
still stupid
olive raven
Not in private but maybe in public
Idc
calm salmon
but the kids are gonna kid I guess
prime crane
still stupid
🫵 UNC
void bison
what in the adhd
ts pmo sm brh lk sybau
visual stream
why are we shortening this to ts
The original meaning was "this shit" but mouth breathers turned it into "this" so now we get people saying "ts shit"
drowsy steppe
you will take the malarkey
visual stream
this shit shit?
prime crane
ts pmo sm brh lk sybau
I think i need to beat you with a hammer
visual stream
I'll kill you
deft badge
ts pmo sm brh lk sybau
On Jah
olive raven
Wasn’t joking btw
calm salmon
ts pmo sm brh lk sybau
yeah that doesn't mean anything to me
calm salmon
I have no idea what any of that means
carmine lance
also y'all are talking about relationships, I wish I could find myself in one lol
prime crane
Wasn’t joking btw
Should've asked him about Kaballah magic and how to make golems
calm salmon
Wasn’t joking btw
looking for a woman with je ne sai quos
🤮
slender mica
The original meaning was "this shit" but mouth breathers turned it into "this" s...
I havent seen this yet
prime crane
Netanyahu ahh profile
Genocidal dad cock, apparently
drowsy steppe
hot jewish male vibes 😭
olive raven
looking for a woman with je ne sai quos
🤮
I’m likely the most brash mf possible so
Do yall wanna play match maker
I’ll post bios
calm salmon
I’m likely the most brash mf possible so
Mmmm
visual stream
also y'all are talking about relationships, I wish I could find myself in one lo...
You'll get there, just get out of your comfort zone a little, visit new places for fun, and take it at your own pace 💪
olive raven
You say yes or no
prime crane
hot jewish male vibes 😭
Tbf I call myself a fun size twink on dating apps
...it works somehow
calm salmon
If unhinged=brash then maybe /s
deft badge
Please do not post an IDF member again lmfao
olive raven
If unhinged=brash then maybe /s
Oh you fuck ass
calm salmon
The people love their twinks
prime crane
Oh you fuck ass
Assfuckers anonymous
calm salmon
Turns out everyone's into women
prime crane
Hoorah
calm salmon
Oh you fuck ass
You know you love me
drowsy steppe
Tbf I call myself a fun size twink on dating apps
...it works somehow
I setup a dating profile on an app I downloaded and never opened it ever again
calm salmon
I setup a dating profile on an app I downloaded and never opened it ever again
Yeah but you're already married to shadowheart
so that tracks
drowsy steppe
Im already avoidant af about people why would I wanna hookups 💀
olive raven
prime crane
Im already avoidant af about people why would I wanna hookups 💀
Sex!
calm salmon
pass
prime crane
I might actually know this guy
prime crane
Sounds similar to a friend I had in HS
visual stream
"Electrician" he comes home from work stinky
"gym rat" he showers and then goes out to get stinky a second time
olive raven
He’s 30
calm salmon
self described gym rats are the worst
visual stream
am a virgin by choice atp
Volcel but make it unchudded
deft badge
Just swipe right on everyone and decide later
plush estuary
are we scrolling dating apps in zelchat now?
drowsy steppe
all your problems can be solved by going to the gym 💪 💪 💪
deft badge
are we scrolling dating apps in zelchat now?
Yes
slender mica
are we scrolling dating apps in zelchat now?
yes, want to join
plush estuary
I know
placid fiber
are we scrolling dating apps in zelchat now?
Yeah, why not? (I just got here)
drowsy steppe
Volcel but make it unchudded
I genuinely did not know volcel til someone mentioned it here
deft badge
I am exactly intoxicated enough to find this amusing rn
void bison
what perks and blessings do i use on my MK-XII Tinder Profile?
slender mica
visual stream
Zealot chat does everything but talk about darktide
If we talked about Darktide in its current state I would be hanging from the ceiling
/j
slender mica
what perks and blessings do i use on my MK-XII Tinder Profile?
Rich Background and Visible Abs
carmine lance
You'll get there, just get out of your comfort zone a little, visit new places f...
it's funny, i can just find myself being fwb with people just fine apparently, but a relationship has always been hard to come by
hexed igloo
I genuinely did not know volcel til someone mentioned it here
Probably me lmao I be calling people volcels
olive raven
deft badge
I think if I set up a profile today it would say "Emotionally unavailable alcoholic, 6'4 Taurus"
hexed igloo
A few food years
Bro wants a feeder
calm salmon
This person is going to traffic you to epstein island
deft badge
Hard no lol
olive raven
I think if I set up a profile today it would say "Emotionally unavailable alcoho...
Would
prime crane
You need to kill this guy
He preys on women from my home country
slender mica
uhh...
placid fiber
violet hornet
it's always with the relic blade that the game crashes I find
Interesting, I have been using it almost exclusively lately and have only had a couple crashes. I assumed it was something to do with havoc since it's happened to me multiple times there but I cannot recall if it hasn't happened on auric
olive raven
Marriage fraud is still on the table
Bet
drowsy steppe
Probably me lmao I be calling people volcels
idk am I a volcel
prime crane
am a virgin by choice atp
Fair enough tbh
olive raven
Let’s pull a r/anti meme tongs
deft badge
Voluntary incel
prime crane
wtf is a volcel
Voluntary celibate
visual stream
it's funny, i can just find myself being fwb with people just fine apparently, b...
That's because people taking part in fwb are typically emotionally distant but want connection still, relationships require genuine connection and vulnerability 
olive raven
wtf is a volcel
Voluntary celibate
spare talon
Let’s pull a r/anti meme tongs
NOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
olive raven
Aka bitchless
olive raven
NOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
THANK YOU
spare talon
SHE IS NO MORE MORE
prime crane
But to incels it means youre a pussy
carmine lance
Interesting, I have been using it almost exclusively lately and have only had a ...
the only crashes I've ever experienced, are with relic blade or the power falchion
spare talon
start to finish
olive raven
OH FUCK COLE
visual stream
I genuinely did not know volcel til someone mentioned it here
LMFAO
slender mica
i watched that whole thing unfold
I saw the very first post
visual stream
It's okay I can tell you're not One of Those dw
slender mica
I cant believe the slop explosion afterwards
void bison
i saw a different subreddit talking about it
olive raven
idk am I a volcel
void bison
I failed her...
prime crane
deft badge
Let’s pull a r/anti meme tongs
we move to Sydney, vacation once a year to varied areas, adopt 2 cats
drowsy steppe
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158203872674840577/1372387764259000440/c...
BRO IM NOT THE ONE THAT LABELED ME THAT
deft badge
Do men stereotypically not like these places
slender mica
does this mean hockey is a girl aquarium
prime crane
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158203872674840577/1372387764259000440/c...
A girl i dated once called me a 'moid' and ive never been so shaken by a woman in my life
hexed igloo
I think if I set up a profile today it would say "Emotionally unavailable alcoho...
My profile said some shit like
"Dunno why but I've had crazy good reception since I got vaccinated, full bars"