zealot-class

[hexed igloo]

Maybe iunno my name was probably some shit like riot shield main

Idr

[frozen kernel]

I don’t talk to those people

I just lurk

[hexed igloo]

Understandable I used to talk but alas got banned for a joke

[frozen kernel]

The entire server is like if general chat broke containment

[hexed igloo]

Mods decided to put sticks up their asses

[frozen kernel]

As is tradition

[hexed igloo]

Just wanna clarify that was probably the 50th time I'd joked about killing myself

[misty nova]

Hmmm
Vox Engine cannons are not similar to factory striders
Big sad

[frozen kernel]

Something something suicide is anti-democratic

[hexed igloo]

Ermmmm servants of freedom

[visual stream]

I thought it was really charming that the shots bounced :(

[frozen kernel]

I’m hoping the Vox Engines just aren’t spammed relentlessly

[hexed igloo]

Entire warbond around killing yourself

[misty nova]

Hah

[visual stream]

Skill issue to people trying to blow themselves up in close quarters

[misty nova]

HA

[frozen kernel]

No no silly, it’s a contingency for when you fall at liberty’s feet

Your strength has escaped you but your spirit still yearns to erase the enemies of democracy

[hexed igloo]

Uhhh bile titans, dragonroach, charger, impaler, warstrider, hulk, factory strider literally every superheavy has been spammed at some point LMAO

[misty nova]

Seems like the strat with Vox Engine is Send everything you got or just fucking send it

[frozen kernel]

Leviathans were a PITA but at least Gaming Chair would solve the problem for a lil while

[hexed igloo]

On d10 I feel as though there's permanently at least 2 warstriders on my screen

[frozen kernel]

I’m gonna kill myself (1)

[hexed igloo]

And you just can't do anything to them unless you have rr or eats

[frozen kernel]

I’ve been taking heavy armor + warp pack recently

[misty nova]

The missiles are the worst part

[frozen kernel]

So no backpack sadly

Heavy armor did FUCK ALL against the incen brigade though

[hexed igloo]

I'm a jump pack gamer so

[heady rapids]

250 dmg and the warning glows like a sample pack

[frozen kernel]

Those devastators deal enough damage to literally 1shot you in heavy armor

I shyed away from jump pack because bots can skeet shoot

[slender mica]

I LOOOOOOOVE jump pack

[frozen kernel]

Won’t act like there aren’t times I really miss that glorious distance tho

Warp pack lets you telefrag berserkers and devastators in a pinch if you need to make an exit so I’ve been leaning on that for when my trident overheats

[slender mica]

bot front for me is quasar cannon, jump pack, dilligence, grenade pistol

[misty nova]

Like the cannons are whatever
Just get into an angle they can't shoot

#zealot-class message

[void bison]

I was using warp pack for my dash equivalent with my doomslayer fit, using the epoch for a bfg

[frozen kernel]

I got away from Quesar because it just wasn’t enough dakka

[hexed igloo]

For ages I ran light armor/defender/riot shield/eats and now it's light armor/reprimand/jump pack/commando

If not commando then speargun

[frozen kernel]

I could give it another try since war striders can be 1shot in the gooch

Smg + Riot shield is a based bot loadout

I ran it with the ODST one for a while before the proper stealth update

[slender mica]

NOOOOOOOOO

oh well

[frozen kernel]

Oh girl I didn’t see this

God* but it still fits lmao

The merciless heavy spam will continue

[hexed igloo]

You will fight 14 warstriders and you will have fun

[visual stream]

The bile titan spam used to be so ridiculous

8 on screen at once

[heady rapids]

I've seen less war striders and hulks COMBINED than vox engines at any one point on cyberstan

[frozen kernel]

Dragonroach felt very doable it was the un-dodgeable burrow fuckers and the host glitch for me

[visual stream]

And this was back when 500kg and even ORBITAL RAILCANNON didn't one shot them

[frozen kernel]

DR you just kept an orbital RC in your pocket

[heady rapids]

I've seen maybe 2 war striders in one place

[frozen kernel]

Instant solution

[heady rapids]

Vox was uh

Up to 6?

[frozen kernel]

I work for a living I didn’t know Vox was live

I’ve just started Nioh 3

[misty nova]

TODAY

[frozen kernel]

I can’t play TWO games aaaaaa

Where is time to grind melkbux

[misty nova]

Literally the most alive I felt playing Helldivers 2

[slender mica]

wow

[heady rapids]

I felt the most dead

Cause I was dead

[frozen kernel]

Where will I get my 17% toughness curio for my Scum on Cyberstan?

[heady rapids]

Cause of the vox

[misty nova]

Got no dynamites
Got no Stimms
Got no anti tank

[slender mica]

but did you live?

[misty nova]

And I was like

Fuck this Vox

[heady rapids]

I kinda died can't lie

[slender mica]

unlucky

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-cat-dead-cat-depressed-cat-laying-gif-11402833644907079653

[misty nova]

Hopped one of those bots machine gun and decided to shoot it

Just to see if it would do anything

[heady rapids]

First time I saw it I tried shooting the head

[misty nova]

Turns out the weakspots are light pen

[heady rapids]

Turns out it has 2x the hp of the enemy

for some reason

[misty nova]

*unarmored

[frozen kernel]

Super Earth invasion was the highest high for me. Generic ass John Helldiver approved loadout

1 orbital (Gatling barrage)
1 eagle (500kg)
1 support (AC)
1 turret (chair)

Libby Pen, VERDICT, Incendiaries

Finding squads of SEAF troops and building your Zerg wave was so good

[heady rapids]

Super earth was something

[frozen kernel]

Just 14 grubs killing each other with rockets and grenades

[heady rapids]

Esp the giant flying shits

[misty nova]

Actually I think I have the footage

[heady rapids]

Instakilling your generator

Or you manage to kill it and it falls on it

[frozen kernel]

THE KAMIKAZES JFC

[heady rapids]

Or it doesn't matter anyway cause another will spawn

And they perfectly track you

[frozen kernel]

Eagle > Stingray

I’ve known this as an American ever since Steve Irwin was killed

[visual stream]

Steve Irwin would want you to love the stingray, though 😔 🙏

[heady rapids]

Arrowhead has yet to manage to make a big update without adding in something that would sour it

[visual stream]

I just feel like nothing really makes sense

It's super meta (in terms of knowledge on how to kill things) and not intuitive at all

Some bots have joints that make them weak

Some bots have joints that look just as weak but are actually 8 billion hp and super armor

[hexed igloo]

8 was easy bro I was getting 10-15

[visual stream]

Not to mention the armor system

[void bison]

I like this video game

[misty nova]

like I swear this thing just shook his head at me

[shadow spruce]

hi yog

so that makes stan the only person i havent seen yet

[visual stream]

Have any of you seen the Markiplier movie yet

[solar gorge]

the radicals throw smokes at u

[shadow spruce]

yes

[visual stream]

It's very good

[solar gorge]

it's so peak

[shadow spruce]

its definitely a movie

[visual stream]

I was worried because I've seen like no one say anything about it anywhere

[misty nova]

No

[shadow spruce]

granted i think im dealing from dopamine issues so the movie could be really good

[frozen kernel]

Yam was talking about it and I was like “aight word” and then I played the demo

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-henderson-lord-henderson-gif-5842829453977737692

[shadow spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1041063282435428433/1370222627687235646/togif.gif

[frozen kernel]

I’m trying to do the responsible finances thing by waiting until I get paid to pick it up even though I have plenty of money

Mental thing

[misty nova]

True

[shadow spruce]

something something open seas blah blah

[frozen kernel]

I like to think that mentality is why I constantly have enough that if I ever REALLY want to buy something stupid, it’s there

Also Nioh has the graves that I like to farm for gear so I need MP

Elden Ring I disabled messages so honestly should’ve pirated that one

[shadow spruce]

dammit u just reminded me i gotta finish it at some point

[frozen kernel]

See a bajillion messages beside a wall it’s either an illusion or a shitpost

“Try tongue but hole”

[shadow spruce]

i lost like 10 or so hours of progress bc i was using a camera mod to add more fov

[frozen kernel]

“Try fort night”

That one actually baffling Japanese players sent me

[shadow spruce]

why surely its a fort made at night

[frozen kernel]

I bricked my save getting teleported to DLC by host with persistent coop mod

[visual stream]

I personally liked it a lot, but I'm sorry to hear that 🙏

[frozen kernel]

Bought the DLC and host quit Elden Ring forever lmao

[shadow spruce]

rough

[frozen kernel]

So I still have it ready to go

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-zuko-thats-rough-buddy-thats-rough-gif-4264932

[frozen kernel]

Just didn’t seem like a fun experience solo from how everyone complained at launch

[shadow spruce]

i coop'd with yog a little bit

[frozen kernel]

Speaking of complainers though…I actually finally just played Shadow of War

Shit was awesome

[shadow spruce]

i think i made it to the castle with all the fake first boss guy

[frozen kernel]

I really wanna try Malady

Aura farming sword looked crazy, same with the kung fu

[shadow spruce]

oh i guess i do have erdtree

man

i wonder if i got shadow from the guy i made the deal with

he challenged me to beat both ER and erdtree in a month or id owe him for both

surprising no one in my friend group i owe him like 80 bucks

[calm salmon]

Isn't this like the third time you're playing ER

[shadow spruce]

second

[calm salmon]

fair

[shadow spruce]

but that'll be for after i finish DT

guy i dealed with was willing to coop but not seamless coop

his logic being "i can't do invasions"

as well as "it makes the game too easy"

https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-im-here-obi-wan-obi-wan-kenobi-star-wars-gif-18535648

hes also very CBT about the games he plays

always max difficulty, one life yadda yadda yadda

[calm salmon]

my favorite kind of max difficulty is ghost of tsushima

bullet sponges, or in this case, sword sponges? are dogshit game design

Ghost says "No one has HP, yippee!"

[shadow spruce]

his is like i dont actually know

[calm salmon]

which is way more fun

[frozen kernel]

As your totally certified lawyer

“To beat both ER and Erdtree in a month” doesn’t specify from date or purchase, it could be taken to mean “in a single attempt beat both of these in less than a month” in which case YOU DONT OWE SHIT

https://tenor.com/view/smile-done-proud-happy-slick-gif-15686836337712145354

[shadow spruce]

month of purchase

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-jimmy-mcgill-better-call-saul-season6-bcs-season6-saul-goodman-gif-26487895

Better luck next time

[frozen kernel]

Lethal mode* was so good, apparently they didn’t do the same thing in Yotei :((

I think in Jedi Survivor you had to beat the game to unlock realistic Star Wars where your lightsaber will literally 2 shot a boss but an uppercut from a B2 will uninstall you from the galaxy

[olive raven]

@sterile stone dude

They flaked cuz of snow

Imma lose it

[violet hornet]

warmest it's been all winter rn lol

[spare talon]

does anyone have the gif of a crusher overheading a dogged player then killing him by a kick to the dick

[violet hornet]

all the snow on roads has nearly melted here

[heady rapids]

I do

[wheat matrix]

What

[spare talon]

its in my gif list but my list is too long ive skimmed over it all 3x and cant find it

[wheat matrix]

I need to see this gif

[heady rapids]

Nothing loads on phone so I'd have to go on pc

Ik who made that gif lmao

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1171888692563021896/1179760343115894814/salvatory_ogryn.gif?ex=657af470&is=65687f70&hm=74dc2f6fb749e91b96bd161bc3ef0c7f354ec04d7966fc2b63b5ef633a2bdd88&

[spare talon]

thanks

my brothers gf thought a clip of my brother being curbstomped in the new update of helldivers was funny and i need to show her what an actual funny death looks like

[heady rapids]

this is weak

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205126564279488512/1470835790337675374/8mb.video-tMo-bo5t0ciC.mp4?ex=698cbe13&is=698b6c93&hm=309d74b8f93fe306666c53b5e2ef97316df88e997beaa4d18d88ebe2c590895c&

[wheat matrix]

LMFAO

[plush estuary]

prank em john

[plush estuary]

holy based

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2021326066179080387 year 2 and still no text chat lmao?

Killing Floor 3 (@KillingFloor)

ICYMI We dropped our 2026 Killing Floor 3 Roadmap!

Take our Community Survey here and give us your feedback!
https://t.co/4Je88s9fBn

X · Feb 10, 2026, 8:51 PM

[heady rapids]

no one playin this

[wheat matrix]

Holy shit really?

No text chat?

[signal spoke]

We are in the times that in gaming development is so hard to implement a text chat

[wheat matrix]

@sterile stone dumbass is I swear down

[wheat matrix]

Was it battlefield that didn’t have a scoreboard?

[signal spoke]

2042

[wheat matrix]

Yeah

Type shi

[plush estuary]

I love party finder

pre crafting update type weapon

[spare talon]

have i told you i know this guy

[wheat matrix]

[signal spoke]

What's the rest of the build, I have to know

Man really trying for an ogryn crit shovel

[plush estuary]

omg

fatmangus ran it down H40

into 3 reapers and died

said thanks and left

[shadow spruce]

literally anything but streaming the gaming dawg cmon

[jagged cradle]

i didn’t know you could die with fatmangus

[lunar fable]

thanks

[signal spoke]

What an absolute Mangus

[void bison]

i played nioh 2 a billion years ago and even made a sick mgr raiden

[shadow spruce]

outing myself a bit but every time i look at ur pfp i think its buffpuppy or whatever their name is

[signal spoke]

I have no idea who that is

[shadow spruce]

okay i lied thats not who i thought it was

[signal spoke]

That just my vrc avatar dawg

[signal spoke]

This will be MGR2 reveal in state of play

[shadow spruce]

...

evil "game"

[signal spoke]

Evil game when the 5 year toddler comes in and starts calling you slurs for existing

Also throws png tomatos at you

[shadow spruce]

"game"

[sullen forge]

Bro I got jumped by 3 Radical Cyborgs

I literally could not do anything when they rushed me down in unison

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[wheat matrix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/414461001455632385/1470980711191285820/RDT_20260210_2003144738923712374554141.jpg?ex=698d450b&is=698bf38b&hm=e948620198e92924353611dabf641cd759b1fee5ca590f9cc246031567447d86&

[lunar fable]

@frosty herald my friend i got into yakuza a while back got the og 3 just now

[sterile basalt]

wtf

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/jLKYYtcMJgjGBzSRu?invite=cr-MSxESGQsMjA0ODY2MDQ3&v=20

watch T4 (green)

https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/jEnfBZFqwRk8Re_bu?invite=cr-MSxndFgsMjA0ODY2MDQ3&v=9

oh this one is also pretty good

[obsidian prairie]

Series of Unfortunate Events

[visual stream]

LMFAO

One good thing I can say about divers is them adding shockwave to huge explosions through walls

[jagged cradle]

i knew you were evil

[hard nexus]

IT WASNT ON PURPOOSEEE

[jagged cradle]

idk when we played you were pretty evil

[hard nexus]

im a changed woman

[jagged cradle]

and im yet to see any of this said change

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-krusty-krab-meme-gif-8802740138270146646

[jagged cradle]

have you played the new update yet

[hard nexus]

yah

its alright

vox engine spawns need to be toned down

[jagged cradle]

definitely yeah

i like how grouped up everything is a lot less downtime running

[hard nexus]

yah

[heady rapids]

https://packaged-media.redd.it/qpit9f8tspig1/pb/m2-res_480p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1770778800&s=ea4b8c113f2c9fc5c801949087e81dfcae765767

[hard nexus]

i wish it was easier to find the automaton defense centers though

[jagged cradle]

tru everything blends in

[hard nexus]

are u on rn

do u wanna hd2

im bore

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/i/status/2021379458012413980

millie🪽 (@sIeeepii)

discord now tells ppl when u unfriend them...awesome!

X · Feb 11, 2026, 12:23 AM

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[royal vortex]

Based

[misty nova]

I think it should be toned up

[spare talon]

i want to play darktide

[royal vortex]

the vox engines are based

we just need enough automaton enemies that their projectiles can be all the colours of the rainbow

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/khJMxfiKwhrk6h-kn?invite=cr-MSxxbEYsMjA0ODY2MDQ3&v=7

does this 2 u

[royal vortex]

why would u do that

[hard nexus]

funny

[hard nexus]

why,,

[royal vortex]

that's rude

[jagged cradle]

i can sure

[heady rapids]

rainbow? they alr ran out of unused colors apparently cause missile targets have the save glow as sample packs

[hard nexus]

yay !

@spare talon @royal vortex

do

do either of u

wanna hd2,,

[royal vortex]

i have to go to sleep unfortunately

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/i/status/2021323517111763139

Video Games Out of Context 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 (@VideoGames_Oo...

Mewgenics

X · Feb 10, 2026, 8:40 PM

[misty nova]

the ending is the funniest shit ever

[royal vortex]

theres some fuckass cylinder thing on the vox engines that keeps almost crushing me when they blow up

[hard nexus]

ok FUCK U

DIE

[deft badge]

Cyborg pod

[royal vortex]

do u think this increases ur odds of me playing a videogame with you in the future

[hard nexus]

yes !

[misty nova]

its the cyborg pod

[hard nexus]

sigh youd never even EVER play toys with me

[misty nova]

so basically

[heady rapids]

they should've put long spikes in between the tracks

[misty nova]

theres a borg inside the vox

[royal vortex]

the best part about the update is getting chased by cyborgs

u turn around and a bunch of dudes are just barreling towards u

[hard nexus]

true

[spare talon]

cuz

i wanna play darktide

but cant

[heady rapids]

@sullen forge https://x.com/i/status/2021388716481315189

The Greatest Burger King Facts 🍉🐷👑 (@greatestbkfacts)

X · Feb 11, 2026, 1:00 AM

[spare talon]

[obsidian prairie]

On their way to dislocate your rib cage with flying knee for some reason

[misty nova]

dafoelookingup.mp4

[deft badge]

This armor looks so fucking stupid i love it tbh

[obsidian prairie]

They should give them the jumping two leg kick

The dying light one

[misty nova]

dropkick

lmao

[obsidian prairie]

Its sick horse armor

[heady rapids]

Unironically the best drop

You can just kill it

[royal vortex]

implement a wrestling mechanic so you can get suplexed by a cyborg

[deft badge]

Now we just need a motorcycle strat tbh

[obsidian prairie]

Nope

Actual horse

[misty mason]

Think the new area is gonna be the servitor zone or chaos wastes

[obsidian prairie]

Breaks a leg and dies if it ever ragdolls or takes fall damage

[royal vortex]

has the same ability to scale terrain as the tank

good luck

[misty mason]

I bet Cole knows

[spare talon]

its gonna be a gambling corner so i can lose every bit of my havoc paycheck

every week

[void bison]

Should i be fancy cap guy or robert downey jr playing doomdiver

[misty mason]

Pachinko time baby

[deft badge]

I think i prefer the Face Mask

[misty mason]

Games not grimdark until we can gamble away our children's college funds

[misty nova]

these last 3 matches were unironically one of the best matches Ive played

these pubs were greats

[heady rapids]

knows? dude they put a connection port in his head they're gonna put him in the new morningstar area they'll plug him into the ship

[deft badge]

Cole is Sefoni?

[misty mason]

Coles probably elbow deep in sacred unguents right now

Which is slightly more than normal

[void bison]

more helmet options

[royal vortex]

one of the moments that generated the most disgust from my players in my imperium maledictum campaign was when the tech priest touched mechadendrites with another tech priest

[misty mason]

If we get to name our servitors, I wonder how many are gonna have the same name as Elon's K-hole induced child name

[deft badge]

2/3

[jagged cradle]

oh free medals

[misty mason]

Insufficient sacred unguents? Smdhmyhead

[heady rapids]

don't mention benjamin netanyahu near cole

just a tip

[misty nova]

looking like Mechamaru s1

[misty mason]

Cole rn

[heady rapids]

Lmao

[drowsy steppe]

even when hospitalized this man cannot stop thinking about Darktide

we gotta save this man's mind atp

[misty mason]

Nah let him stew

[heady rapids]

even a lobotomy didn't stop him

[misty nova]

too late

hes already netrunning this shit

[spare talon]

not rn that was like 3 weeks ago

[heady rapids]

put his ass in a vox engine drop him to defend cyberstan

[misty mason]

Justice for the boy. He just wanted to simp for his blue hair waifu

[spare talon]

ive been out of the hospital for 2 and a half weeks

[heady rapids]

mahito?????

[misty nova]

no Mechamaru and Miwa

I gotta say

I respect Mechamaru

but he wasnt going to do shit

[misty mason]

Also yes

[royal vortex]

Did you survive

[misty mason]

Now youre back in the darktide mines

[misty nova]

alright Valid Pretex III incoming

[heady rapids]

every time I look at cole's pfp I keep thinking about the scott pilgrim vs kris deltarune rap battle

[spare talon]

probably not

[spare talon]

not yet

they havent taking the staples out of my head which are right along where my headphones rest

[misty mason]

https://tenor.com/view/unfortunately-i-died-but-i-survived-ice-age-buck-crash-gif-17916310

[misty nova]

you @hard nexus if you want someone to spam EAT for one mission

I'm here

[heady rapids]

yummy yummy staples

oooo you want to take them out

[misty mason]

Ooh I had staples in my head like 18 years ago

I bet your reason is significantly less dumb than mine

[spare talon]

what was yours

[misty mason]

I jumped off a couch and hit an aluminium door frame

[misty nova]

Look at my play tester dawg
He wasn't good in the head 🥀

[misty mason]

I was 17

[spare talon]

yeah mine is less dumb

[heady rapids]

lmao

[spare talon]

it was from them putting in a vp shunt

[heady rapids]

they be lettin anyone playtest the game

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1386740878697169039/1447573926845612244/dirt-1.gif

[heady rapids]

and then I log on and see rampage buffs

[misty nova]

Y'all are weak
I fell on my forehead when skating at a young age

And just walked it off

[misty mason]

googles
Oh that sounds intense

[misty nova]

(actually went to the hospital and all)

[drowsy steppe]

survivorship bias...

[misty mason]

Hope your3 feeling better

[heady rapids]

there's a timeline where you died

[misty nova]

Irrelevant

[misty mason]

Hydrocephalus

Hydro
Phalus

Cole wet Willie confirmed

[misty nova]

That's not

💀

[spare talon]

the shunt was for idiopathic intercranal hypertension

which is basically what you read if you looked further

[heady rapids]

now he's making up words on the fly

[misty mason]

I did not

[spare talon]

too much pressure in head

from spinal fluid

the tube you saw when you looked up the shunt is to drain and maintain a normal amount

[misty nova]

Thoughts so heavy they were making pressure

[misty mason]

Irl perils

[deft badge]

Everytime we talk about this i have to resist going "Cole waterhead baby" and my self control is slipping away more and more

[spare talon]

hypertension (too much pressure)

intercranal (in the head)

[heady rapids]

cranial is a blessing in darktide that I know

[spare talon]

idiopathic (we dont fucking know what causes it)

[misty mason]

I just called him wet Willie, I think youre in the clear

[misty nova]

I just said he wasn't good in the head, I think you're in the clear

[copper hawk]

Make up this dihh. Hah. Pwned.

[spare talon]

youre not too far off

[misty mason]

If Cole wanted only genuine concern he wouldn't have posted it in the shitposting class chat

[spare talon]

only got it checked cuz it finally started squeezing the nerves that connect the eyes to the brain

and i noticed my left eye starting to go blind

wouldnt have known otherwise

[misty mason]

Woof

Good they caught it

[spare talon]

while i dont know the units i remember the numbers

normal pressure is 10

dangerous is 20

mine was 31

and i found out the other day actually

lethal is 34

[deft badge]

So like, does your head feel lighter?

[misty mason]

https://tenor.com/view/under-pressure-david-bowie-queen-freddie-mercury-freddy-gif-16911242

[spare talon]

cant really tell ngl

[deft badge]

Thats probably ideal

[spare talon]

i think the setting its set to right now is still somewhat dangerously high because setting it to normal right off the bat from where i was before would be even more dangerous

[deft badge]

Lmfao they just shop vac a bunch of liquid out of your head

"Right, he's normal now, send em off"

[misty mason]

Are they gonna do gradual drains

[deft badge]

Are nurses gonna drain you Cole?

[spare talon]

[heady rapids]

me with my brain liquid

I mean spine liquid

whatever

[spare talon]

the pressure drop from the spinal tap they did to check the pressure in the first place dropped it enough in that instant that a few hours later my brain just shut down for a few minutes while i was on my way to a CT scan
thats actually why i had the eeg, because i had to be treated as an epileptic seizure patient for the next day because thats what it looked like

ive experienced time warp teleportation irl

[heady rapids]

spinal tap is a whip in terraria

[deft badge]

So like

Where does it go

[royal vortex]

Have you tried trepanation

[spare talon]

almost like that comes from something thats real

[deft badge]

Are you just pissing out spinal fluids now?

[royal vortex]

any fluid's a spinal fluid if it ends up in the wrong place

[spare talon]

the tube has a valve that can be adjusted to change what level it stays at

no surgery required just magnets

[heady rapids]

no way

https://tenor.com/view/vavle-half-life-splash-screen-valve-corporation-corporation-gif-16993882221332953022

epic cole

[spare talon]

i actually have to keep strong magnets away from my head 😭

[deft badge]

Do they fuck with phones?

Or like

Airport scanners?

[misty mason]

I think we can officially say your reason is maybe slightly less dumb

[spare talon]

could i get that but at the front of my head and deeper

[misty mason]

Lobotomy cole

[spare talon]

yeah
near deadly levels of pressure
developing blindness
and who knows how many years of my brain being squeezed

[heady rapids]

where do you work out? at the library

[spare talon]

they had no idea how i wasnt in constant agony at all times

was dope as hell

[misty mason]

"I chat on zealot chat. Im always in agony"

[sterile basalt]

are u ok

[misty mason]

They put a tap in coles brain

[spare talon]

path did you not know what i went through for the last like 3 weeks

[plush estuary]

friendship over

[heady rapids]

pretty sure path was studying the blade

[sterile basalt]

I think I actually wasn't here in any of the times u were talking abt it

[spare talon]

💔

[sterile stone]

Talk about bad luck holy shit

[sterile basalt]

sorry

hope ur ok

[sterile stone]

And this was to log in to check if there was a shop change

My nuts are getting heavy

Hop off them

[spare talon]

in short
left eye developed blind spots
went and got it checked, they said pressure on nerves that connect eye to brain, go to the er
found out that it was over 3x the normal amount of spinal fluid pressure in my head, and inches away from the lethal amount

so on the 23rd they put a vp shunt in me

[sterile basalt]

are blind spots like
red blood-filled spots in eye

or smth else

[spare talon]

tube that drains and maintains the pressure by throwing away excess into the stomach (because its basically your bodies own trash can)

[spare talon]

this sounds like a stupid question but its not

can you see out from the back of your head

what does that look like

[glossy cloud]

I see. Narnia.

[sterile basalt]

uhhh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075782743285301308/1448329868491100252/supra.gif

[spare talon]

your eyes arent able to see back there

[sterile basalt]

but urs cud?

[hard nexus]

sure

[spare talon]

thats a blind spot

[hard nexus]

we r just finishing this one

[spare talon]

you cant really describe what its like because you literally cant see it

[sterile basalt]

hmm so smth like
parts of ur field of veiw are "obscured"

[spare talon]

its not like a black spot obscuring your vision or anything

that would imply you could see the obscurity

[sterile basalt]

ok dis sounds wack

are u ok now

[void bison]

no it's just absence of vision isn't a color

it's nothing

[hard nexus]

oh damn

thats hot healthy

[glossy cloud]

So I'm curious. Blind spots as in like

[frozen kernel]

There’s YouTube videos where you can find the human blind spot and see (HAH) it for yourself

[olive raven]

I’m gonna lose it

[glossy cloud]

You could kinda see through the eye but there were just spots that were just

Vacant?

[frozen kernel]

It’s literally like, if you stick your thumb up and hold it there…your thumb is functionally invisible to you

[glossy cloud]

Like you just could not perceive certain parts of your vision?

[frozen kernel]

Green screen spot lmao

[spare talon]

this was my left eye, the darker the area the less vision is in that spot
the leftmost clump is a natural blindspot created by the optic nerve at teh back of your eye, and its mitigated by your other eye

[frozen kernel]

Jesus

[sterile basalt]

hav u been getting better from this condition

[chrome wave]

have you been able to play darktide since becoming tubular

[hard nexus]

huh thats actually kinda cool

[glossy cloud]

Oh so this was like when I was in college and I got really bad hypertension because of my fucking awful diet.

Yeah I was terrified when this started happening to me.

[spare talon]

if i covered my right eye and looked at a table with 4 objects laid out like this, i would only know 3 were even there

[north sedge]

cole is the first human being to achieve stan vision

[tranquil bone]

brain does a lot of crazy stuff in regards to vision. So much of what you see is inferred or remembered.

[spare talon]

slowly yeah
but it takes a while to unswell

[void bison]

hello kayak Tony's coin

[north sedge]

hello

[sterile basalt]

dats gud
hope u get better soon

[heady rapids]

idk if I even wanna know what stan vision is

[spare talon]

and you wouldnt be able to tell theyre vacant

[glossy cloud]

Yeah like, you know something is, wrong.

[north sedge]

guess why i made this

[glossy cloud]

But you can't perceive what's actually wrong about it.

[spare talon]

basically

[north sedge]

guess who he mixed up michael j fox with

[deft badge]

Isnt it the middle guy

[spare talon]

i was on a family trip when it started rearing its head so we couldnt get it checked immediately but i felt fucking insaen trying to describe what it was like

[north sedge]

i've asked stan to solve this multiple times, once he picked the bus without meaning to

[north sedge]

yes, stan thought it was the person to the left, jamie foxx

originally

[deft badge]

I still think we should put stan in a Truman show like environment

[spare talon]

well im basically back to normal
all things considered i recovered pretty fast from literal neurosurgery
but i still couldnt walk without help for a few days cuz of of everything

[deft badge]

Did anyone hand you a rubiks cube?

[spare talon]

the only thing thats left is occasional nerve repair pain in my torso and the fact that the staples holding together the incisions on my head are still there (which is why i cant wear headphones which is why i cant play darktide and im PISSED)

[deft badge]

Its not like darktide is gonna give you correct game audio anyway

[spare talon]

ive tried playing darktide via speakers

[sterile stone]

Well you always guy ole dude

[spare talon]

and i have been trapped 7 times in the same game

[glossy cloud]

Glad you're okay Cole.

[heady rapids]

the target audience for Spidey sense

lobotomites

[spare talon]

ive been saying i should use it till i can wear headphones without pain but i never actually do it

[deft badge]

Surgically forced to play Darktide as the average arbites player

[spare talon]

not knowing which direction im being shot from also fuckin sucks

[sterile basalt]

it's ok there's been nothing going on rly

maybe mortis electric boogaloo soon

[misty nova]

The game just robbed me and some randoms

I don't feel like playing anymore

[misty nova]

We got hard locked out of the objective

Anyways just send me the code or whatever

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/Nobbie_OCs/status/2021415515613429926

MA5K CEO (@Nobbie_OCs)

The Borg inside the Vox Engine after I throw 5 bricks of C4 on it

Quoting The Odd Tank Poster (@KrypTanko)
︀
the head of the Vox Engine has a little guy inside it

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[ebon bobcat]

Should have played on difficulty 7

[misty nova]

Nuh uh

D10

6 vox on extraction

https://tenor.com/view/dmc3-lets-rock-gif-24247042

[hexed igloo]

Dude I hate flies so much they fucking harrass you for hours and then the second you grab the fly spray they fold themselves into a subspace pocket

Where the fuck did this little bastard go

[jagged cradle]

@hard nexus we love vox machines !!!

[hard nexus]

WRONG

[royal vortex]

theyre the best

[misty nova]

It's just a silly little machine

Aw look how cute it is

[royal vortex]

he's chillin w/ me

[hard nexus]

WRONG

[jagged cradle]

you’ll come around to it

[royal vortex]

ur invalidating my feelings and that makes me upset

[hard nexus]

have you considered that ur feelings were never valid in the first place?

[misty nova]

Brutal

[slender mica]

are you guys also dying in cyberstan

[misty nova]

Like twice

[hard nexus]

i am getting off for the night

eeepy

and hungry

[misty nova]

I'm just that good

[slender mica]

I am using half the reinforcement budget

[void bison]

it is quite the lethal hub of dissent

[royal vortex]

You treat me like shit and I've had enough

[slender mica]

for the entire war

[royal vortex]

You are REMOVED from my facebook friends list

[hard nexus]

NOOOOO

ITS SO FUCKING OVER

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-gif-21922016

[royal vortex]

it is.

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-rizz-me-dont-come-by-ohio-were-done-gif-14458148554272376168

[slender mica]

my gyatt... no more dn...

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-15530372636024879885

[jagged cradle]

that’s going too far

[royal vortex]

hunter bearden

[hexed igloo]

I'm gonna kill you and him in one fell swoop

Gonna turn his bitchass into a walk and I'll turn you into a squirm

Crime of harboring a fugitive

[royal vortex]

You'd take one look at my face and probably hesitate because I look like a nerd

Think about that

[hexed igloo]

Hesitate? Brother if I see glasses I'm swinging 50% harder

[slender mica]

how

gonna throw splinter at him

[misty nova]

I ain't saying it's easy

[slender mica]

scoot across the floor

?

[misty nova]

But it's definitely not certain death

[royal vortex]

:(

[hexed igloo]

I can't even tell what you're implying herr

[slender mica]

im just saying

id never lose a fight to a chair

[misty nova]

That being said

[hexed igloo]

That was friendly fire tho mb

[slender mica]

a middle schooler? maybe

but a chair

never

[misty nova]

I am running heavy armor with the explosive resistance

And littering the place with EAT

And carrying a quasar

[hexed igloo]

Counterpoint, 2am, dark room, heavy wooden chair vs your pinky toe

[misty nova]

While also constantly dropping Gatling barrage

[hexed igloo]

You're folding like wet laundry cro

[slender mica]

I am a nocturnal goblin

I see in the dark

[misty nova]

And calling in sentry cannon

[royal vortex]

the problem is my eyes are made to be looked at instead of to look with

[hexed igloo]

Okay you vs chair brightly lit room it goes both ways

[slender mica]

AHHHHHHH

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-flash-cat-betterttv-gif-10690574645280585754

[hexed igloo]

I can't read normal sized text at arms length

I'm used to it enough that I can navigate fine without my glasses but iain see shit

If I don't got em on you'd never guess I need em until I gotta read smth

I bet u be crawling on ur hands and knees hands outstretched "my glasses! I can't find my glasses!

[royal vortex]

i am fortunate in that i am far-sighted but if i dont wear my glasses for too long one of my eyes will start to cross and i'll see double

[royal vortex]

No.

[hexed igloo]

I'm turbo nearsighted and got the fuckass astigmatism

[royal vortex]

rip

[hexed igloo]

I hate looking at lights

[slender mica]

me 2

lights are fun

they starburst

[hexed igloo]

I think you should burst

[slender mica]

I have a passive buff to watching fireworks too

[royal vortex]

my autism makes me an enemy of fireworks

can't stand the sound

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[royal vortex]

the quickest way to defeat me is to loudly pop balloons in my vicinity

its my achilles heel

or as stan i think called it midas tendon

[misty nova]

Everyone talking about HD2 so no one will notice that Adam Warlock can now fly

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-dmc-vergil-reaction-gif-7921390013013069817

Anyways I shot a Vox multiple times in the tracks and it died

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[hexed igloo]

Ngl quickest way to defeat me is to just be vaguely threatening I don't do conflict well

[misty nova]

Also any grenade thrown in the hatch will just kill the vox

[royal vortex]

starting to see why u are a chair

[misty nova]

Time to bring smokes

[hexed igloo]

Hey hey I have unaddressed trauma I'm not submissive

[royal vortex]

My experience with people would tell me the former leads to the latter

however u wanna live ur life

💅 or something

[hexed igloo]

Nah it's only men older than me that trigger anything tbh

I'm cool otherwise

[royal vortex]

I make it a priority to react as erratically as possible

Never let anyone feel comfortable around me

I am the danger

[zinc talon]

what a drama queen

he wanted to dance but mummy made him go to war instead

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/naillong-yellow-dinosaur-yes-dady-gif-1716565819548454201

[rocky marsh]

im reading hive scum tree
is the class just a better zealot

[misty nova]

Better ogryn

And yes

Every class except Arbites is just better zealot nowadays

[hexed igloo]

Arbites is just better

[misty nova]

Better at being bottom tier

[rocky marsh]

damn.

what is cartel special of hivescum?

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/crine-im-crine-son-im-crine-anthony-mackie-tiktok-gif-10273212848663596705

[ivory marlin]

@deft badge my hands are shaking so bad, fuck this fuck ass parry bvuilfd

build

sorry my hands are real real bad rnm

rn

[rocky marsh]

I feel they should at least make hivescum less tanky to balance out the class identities

[glossy cloud]

hive scum aint really tanky tho

[rocky marsh]

Ohhh my bad.
I just went thru the perk tree and it looks kinda tanky with all the toughness gen

[spare talon]

but you didnt take note of the severe absence of dr

[rocky marsh]

Feel like psyker with no Dr and insane gen

[spare talon]

psyker has even more regen and even more dr tho

[rocky marsh]

Ooo

Haven't seen all the new trees

Is stun nades or chem nades generally regarded as better on hive scum or build dependent

[ivory marlin]

Cole you played er

[spare talon]

yes

[ivory marlin]

Whats the difference between dragon cult and dragon communion incantations

[spare talon]

chem nades are generally stronger but theres always value in regenerating blitzes

and an instant aoe stagger too

[ivory marlin]

Damn he dont know

Tubes making him only remember darktide

[spare talon]

i never played magic anything

i only played strength or dex

[ivory marlin]

damn

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-goty-game-of-the-year-tarnished-jump-attack-gif-27608418

“Parry build” THEY GAVE ME A JUMP BUTTON

IVE WAITED OVER A DECADE FOR THIS

[deft badge]

How many attempts

[ivory marlin]

Idk

[deft badge]

Good job too

[ivory marlin]

Too many

[deft badge]

Did you enjoy the fight?

[frozen kernel]

Legend

Well done

[ivory marlin]

Lowkey

Im in a hella bad mental runt atm

Took a break

Threw 5 attempts today

Holy relief

[frozen kernel]

You won tho hell yeah

[deft badge]

So, yes, in a way

[ivory marlin]

I spent about 5 minutes just breathing after i beat him

[deft badge]

That sounds accurate

PRC is known to do that to people

[ivory marlin]

Is lord or light better?

[frozen kernel]

Radahn heard everyone talking shit about beating him pre-patch

[ivory marlin]

For his greatsword

Or the spell ig

[spare talon]

im still so glad i beat him pre nerf

[deft badge]

Genuinely idk cause I do not run int builds and iirc those swords use int

[ivory marlin]

Real

Might take his spell then

Also i beat godfrey in 2

[deft badge]

Yeah

Godfrey isn't hard

Hes just cool

[ivory marlin]

Kinda want to dryleaf him

[frozen kernel]

I was so confused because I beat him pre-nerf and was still disappointed

[deft badge]

I think he would appreciate thst

[frozen kernel]

Never fought PCR but regular Radahn was always more of a spectacle than an actual challenge unless idk you were massively underleveled?

[spare talon]

im referring to PCR

[frozen kernel]

His Valstrax move is cool as fuck and the video of someone getting him to dive into the water is peak

[deft badge]

Pre nerf prc had an undodgeable chain

Was fucked

[frozen kernel]

Erdtree needed ironing out on release

[deft badge]

i still enjoyed it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[frozen kernel]

Oh yeah all the people I know that played through it came away saying they were satisfied

But there was a big difference between the couple who played it at launch versus the one who played it after they adjusted Radahn and the skibidi tree blessings lol

[frozen kernel]

Not even BHS could save you from that disgusting burst of damage lmao

[deft badge]

Fuckin anime moveset

[frozen kernel]

Still not sure how I feel about ER feeling kind of heavy armor incentivized

[spare talon]

malenia felt more satisfying

[frozen kernel]

Mostly because I just want reasons to rock light drip but I had the friggen pumpkin head and crucible tree armor and still had fast rolls

[spare talon]

i felt like i had to actually learn both phases
PCR felt dope for phase 1 then the fun was over when it ended

[spare talon]

this is why lies of p is better

armor is disconnected with cosmetic

[frozen kernel]

Righteous, absolutely peak fashion

Lords of the Fallen had armor pigmentation so you could more easily mix and match gear pieces

More games definitely need that if possible

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2021274614450520522 fatasses can't even hit and bite each other

🦠 average bacterium 🧫 (@an_actual_cell)

my two fatass cats smacking eachother for no reason

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[copper hawk]

@spare talon have h played

U play

Dead. Lock

Lock of Dead .lockdoead

[spare talon]

i have

i dont like mobas

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2021413882305073364 holy tourism

Rock Solid (@ShitpostRock)

The ''fascists'' in this scenario are in fact the good guys, cry about it

X · Feb 11, 2026, 2:40 AM

[slender mica]

cyborg propaganda

somehow reaching all the way into the darktide server

https://tenor.com/view/1984-literally-1984-gif-15073437220075643382

[ivory marlin]

@deft badge RANNI TIME BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[narrow mauve]

It escaped.

[glossy nimbus]

Oh. These guys are actually stupid

like

I can't process them as real people lmao

https://fixupx.com/ShitpostRock/status/2021030954001891528

Rock Solid (@ShitpostRock)

>Helldivers devs explicitly made the cyborg automatons into socialists
︀︀
︀︀This would actually be pretty based if you didn't know the devs political opinions

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FixupX · Feb 10, 2026, 1:18 AM

They are

genuinely

like

mentally vacant

You don't need to read the major orders to see how fucked super earth is

its

its about as unsubtle as warhammer

[frosty herald]

Blockuza...

[slender mica]

youre sounding rather

antidemocratic

why do you hate liberty?

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-13746396505480870613

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/scampuss-nioh-yokai-cat-kitty-gif-19475739

[glossy nimbus]

No no no

No

No

People cannot

unironically

side with super earth

nooooooooooooooo

I dont fucking believe it for a moment

No.

[slender mica]

youd rather be a bug huh

[glossy nimbus]

I'll proudly die a dissident

But like

NO

No one

sides with super earth

[slender mica]

D:

but, liberty!!

[glossy nimbus]

If you read the major orders you should know

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-for-liberty-gif-16904888490964559558

[slender mica]

I dont need to read

to know we're spreading DEMOCRACY

[glossy nimbus]

yeah like

the briefings

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/democracy-helldivers-intensifies-freedom-helldivers-2-gif-1202998951342753696

[glossy nimbus]

the fucking briefings

[drifting wolf]

in 1 it's obvious super earth is the antagonistic faction, in 2 they're reaping what they sowed a century earlier, what's occurring now is entirely on super earth. they made the monsters they have to deal with now

[slender mica]

clearly you cant manage democracy

not everyone can, its fine

[drifting wolf]

the bugs are potentially the closest thing to a neutral faction cause they've been seemingly been reduced to animals that are only doing what they can to survive

[sullen forge]

Something something “traitor talk, please face the wall” here

[deft badge]

Bad faction this, good faction that

Who cares

Kill the robots

You bought the game to kill the robots

Or bugs

I doubt it was the squid in their current state tho

[sullen forge]

The amalgamation that is the squids

[deft badge]

The amalgamation ignoring walls

[drifting wolf]

yes and it's fun and i like killing aliens and robots unless i'm refining oil and a hivelord knocks over my shit or i get 4 vox engines called on my location

[deft badge]

Fucking stupid meatballs

[sullen forge]

Ironically enough

[obsidian prairie]

Wdym amalgamation there isn't even 1 part

[drifting wolf]

dude i saw a fucking vox engine phase through one of those automaton gates

[sullen forge]

Prefer them over bugs

[deft badge]

Atp I genuinely enjoy the bugs

[sullen forge]

And prefer bots over squid’s

I don’t I genuinely have never enjoyed bugs

Why I was far more active during Creek as well

[obsidian prairie]

I hate how the illuminate voteless goons don't die right

[slender mica]

bugs require a different mindset and loadout I think

[frosty herald]

Illuminates were fun until they added fleshmobs and the gunships

[sullen forge]

Fleshmob spam is

It’s something

[slender mica]

massive aoe explosive damage and fire is my favorite bug loadout

[sullen forge]

Unique enemy that can be cool cause it’s literally just

[ivory marlin]

Chat

Ng+ time

[slender mica]

shotguns and submachine guns close range

[sullen forge]

Tanky via HP not armor

[obsidian prairie]

Bugs require that horde shooter standard binary singletarget/hordeclear split

[sullen forge]

But holy shit does the game love spamming them out

[frosty herald]

Turned quite a fun faction into a slog because of bullshit enemies that swarm you

[obsidian prairie]

But borgs and squids can be run with a versatile kit

[deft badge]

Scalie

[sullen forge]

I’m far more engaged with bots

[frosty herald]

And now arrowhead abandoned illuminates even tho council members and cultists fully function

[sullen forge]

Probably cause of the fact I’m having to strategize

That and they actually shoot you

Yes the bugs do also but like

They swarm more than the bots

[deft badge]

The recoiless rifle in question

[slender mica]

illuminate is getting the next major arc surely

bugs got the last one

[sullen forge]

Probably illuminate Council popping in

[slender mica]

arrowhead is bad at balance, but things do change. they made a bunch of shitty enemies but theyve improved them somewhat now

warstriders are still a problem

[sullen forge]

Wonder where their capital planet will be though

[slender mica]

the eye needs to get changed to medium armor or something

[obsidian prairie]

Heavy pen grenade launcher

[frosty herald]

Stalkers reminded me very quickly on why i quit the game

[slender mica]

stalkers arent that bad!! lol

[sullen forge]

You guys not aim at their joints in the legs?

[narrow mauve]

cyberstan trynna destroy my wifi bandwidth

[sullen forge]

Like Warstriders aren’t Hitler incarnate

[slender mica]

their entire body is heavy armor. if you have AT, hitting the legs works

[sullen forge]

They’re annoying

[frosty herald]

Stalkers are the epitome of bad design

[slender mica]

but thats the only thing that works

[sullen forge]

Inner joints

[slender mica]

they killed loadout variety

[frosty herald]

A completely invisible enemy thats guaranteed to kill you

[narrow mauve]

they are when theres a firing line of them keeping you on the floor

[obsidian prairie]

Stalkers would be better if they had an actual audio queue

[sullen forge]

I mean that’s the same with Vox Machines

[obsidian prairie]

Instead of cave leech but worse somehow

[frosty herald]

Imagine if fatshark made assassin rats or maulers invisible

[narrow mauve]

and dont you dare say "stratagems", i cant fucking input the STRATAGEM CODE IF IM GETTING FUCKED AGAINST THE GROUND

[slender mica]

https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/War_Strider

look at this diagram

[obsidian prairie]

Assassins wouldn't be terrible

They'd just be hard to kill

[slender mica]

the most effective thing to shoot if you have heavy pen is its eye

[obsidian prairie]

You can actually hear the fuckers

[slender mica]

above that you can usually oneshot a leg sure, but I dont always bring AT

[deft badge]

Years of playing avp 2010 trained the pattern seeking behaviors in my brain to be able to see stalkers

[narrow mauve]

Isnt it the middle part?

The torso/where the legs are connected.

I remember that being the go-to target when Striders released.

[slender mica]

idk which section youre talking about

just read the chart

[narrow mauve]

The thing the legs are connected to.

Crotch?

[slender mica]

you dont have to guess lol

https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/War_Strider

[narrow mauve]

I FUCKING KNOW ABOUT THE FUCKING CHART.

[sullen forge]

Bro I’ve been managing to drop them with Las Cannon

[obsidian prairie]

84mm shell straight to the balls is most effective for some reason

[deft badge]

Hey can I interest you in a chart about the warstrider

[narrow mauve]

theoretically

[ivory marlin]

Listen man

[narrow mauve]

according to the FUCKING chart

[slender mica]

the hip joints are maybe the second best thing to shoot

[ivory marlin]

I like dragons

Also be honest

[deft badge]

https://tenor.com/view/feliz-alegre-sorriso-burro-gif-14645687

[slender mica]

its where I aim with AT

[narrow mauve]

theoretically but in practise you will not hit these once during combat

[obsidian prairie]

The hip joints are also utter ass to actually hit

[ivory marlin]

If YOU were vyke

[narrow mauve]

Hey, I like dragons, too.

I also like bugs, and wedges, and sharks, and..

a few other things prolly

[slender mica]

what? I direct hit them with recoilless constantly

[ivory marlin]

Listen im saying, vykes shoes fit me all the same

[narrow mauve]

If you say so, chap.

Im just saying that in practise youre not always going to be in an ideal position.

[deft badge]

If i were Vyke I would have ended the world instead of fucking dragons.

[ivory marlin]

Crazy

Have you seen her human form?

[slender mica]

true

thats why I hate war striders

you either have AT oneshot or you suffer

[deft badge]

I don't care tbh

[slender mica]

rn especially, I need my orbitials for vox engines

[narrow mauve]

I remember the stupid shit that was going on on da automaton front when the war striders dropped.

[slender mica]

cant spare them for war striders

[narrow mauve]

Oh, Im not excited for Vox..

[obsidian prairie]

Point grenade launcher
Fire until one of you stops moving
Problem is gone

[narrow mauve]

Are automatons still ragdoll simulator, by the way?

[deft badge]

Ime yes

[slender mica]

I think theyre the most fun superenemy so far

hive lords were terrible to play against

[narrow mauve]

finally someone who doesnt live in denial

[sullen forge]

Yeah it’s why you always pack a shield generator relay with them