zealot-class

[carmine falcon]

well he has no point cause he's baiting

[median steeple]

it lingers on the target if nothing is around to bounce on

[tame sluice]

It was never gonna because Valorant was releasing into a somewhat niche genre at the time (tactical shooters) rather than being the 57th hero shooter

[carmine falcon]

he doesnt even play the game

[hexed igloo]

It's literally a hero shooter

[median steeple]

her 1 is like

[limpid spade]

Right, but "baiting" is what the generic 10 year old says when they have nothing else to say

[median steeple]

12-13m I think

[tame sluice]

It's a hero shooter in the same way that Deadlock is

[hexed igloo]

Yeah deadlock is a hero shooter

[tame sluice]

Yes they have heroes. No it is not their genre

Valorant is a tactical shooter

Deadlock is a MOBA

[heady rapids]

deadlock is a roguelike hero shooter

[visual stream]

Celeste won?

[hexed igloo]

I'm not like the other girls I'm a tactical hero shooter ok vro

[heady rapids]

with an optional moba gamemode

so ur wrong

[tame sluice]

Yes

[carmine falcon]

deadlock is a strand type game

[tame sluice]

I'm a bit of a purist about what constitutes an actual "hero shooter"

[hexed igloo]

Truly one of the games of all time

[wheat matrix]

her ult does INSANE damage ngl

[tame sluice]

And this purist thinks that definition is Team Fortress 2

[deft badge]

Deadlock is a third person action game from the early 2000s

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/truth-nuke-yakuza-like-a-dragon

[hexed igloo]

Tf2 is literally the original hero shooter

[sterile basalt]

Deadlock is one of the games of all time

[heady rapids]

if there's any point at which you're not being able to tell what's going on on the screen cause of the amount of vfx

it's a hero shooter

[deft badge]

This is apt

[sterile basalt]

Valorant is one of the riot games of all time

[wheat matrix]

1 rank 1 ult cast and it'll do this to two people

[tame sluice]

Hero shooters have to be objective based games with character classes that have distinct designs and personalities, engaging in pvp team based objective game modes

[heady rapids]

nah

[solar gorge]

yeah it sems p good

[hexed igloo]

If it's a pvp game where you shoot people and pick a character with unique abilities it's a hero shooter

[sterile basalt]

I guess DT is a hero shooter now

[solar gorge]

and she gets a self shield that silences

[deft badge]

Erm just counterbuild maybe you're stupid and don't want to put effort into things

[hexed igloo]

It is

[heady rapids]

L,MAO

[hexed igloo]

Pve hero shooter

[solar gorge]

celeste added to my perma roster

everypony should add her too

[tame sluice]

forgot to put pvp in the message xd

[deft badge]

Stop fighting and dogpile this idiot for saying that

[heady rapids]

@deft badge what were they cooking

[frosty herald]

who are we comparing celeste to now?

[hexed igloo]

No no he has a point

[frosty herald]

pol pot lenin or mao?

[deft badge]

Love the smell of nuclear detonations in the morning.

[solar gorge]

idk yet

[sterile basalt]

Wat, me?

[solar gorge]

i have to play her or play against her

[deft badge]

Nah Lamb for saying everypony lmfao

[solar gorge]

EVRYPONY

[frosty herald]

ulysses just hearing an explosion every hour

[median steeple]

did you get her

[solar gorge]

naw

[median steeple]

I see you're in a lobby

[solar gorge]

dwifter

[frosty herald]

the courier doesnt bomb both nations

[solar gorge]

but i got her in my team

[frosty herald]

in the meantime explodes like 30 undetonated warheads

[wheat matrix]

i think she's just gonna kill lane opponents at ult ngl

[deft badge]

LR feels so insane

Like you really just become the Patron Saint of Nuclear Warheads

[frosty herald]

saint six

blessed be thy nucleus

[deft badge]

What level are you btw

[heady rapids]

idk

like 37

[deft badge]

Good luck buddy

[median steeple]

that scaling

holy shit

[deft badge]

Me when marked men with AMRs and AP rounds

[sullen forge]

Bro okay look its miserable

but fun

[deft badge]

Tbf

[hard nexus]

lmfao awesome

[deft badge]

Any dlc around ~40 is insane

[sullen forge]

EVERYPONY WE WON

[deft badge]

OWB is debatably the worst

[sullen forge]

I did OWB at like 27

[median steeple]

I told a friend the reason why Apollo didn't win was because he's just

boring

design wise

he's a bog standard tiefling

[sullen forge]

Giant Robo Scoprion I popped a stealth boy and just

[median steeple]

with a rapier

[sullen forge]

kinda turned it into joke

[deft badge]

Thats probably why I like him tbh

I kinda

[median steeple]

HE'S WYLL WITH NO SAUCE

[deft badge]

Do not fuck with most of the designs

[median steeple]

AND WYLL ALREADY HAS NO SAUCE

[sullen forge]

Sauceless Wyll

holy shit

sauce in the negatives

[median steeple]

this sladner

is so good

[heady rapids]

man

[deft badge]

Racist mod but sauceless wyll reminded me of it

[heady rapids]

im gonna have you define normal

LMAO

[deft badge]

Normal being racist lmfao

When I hear sauceless wyll I think of that tho

[median steeple]

this mod was insane

[deft badge]

Yes

[sullen forge]

"normal" and they're just white

[heady rapids]

so where do i get the COOL power armor

[median steeple]

there was this one

[deft badge]

Uh

[median steeple]

be specific

[tame sluice]

helldivers if it was good

[median steeple]

they all cool

[hard nexus]

meowowowowww

i am

bored

[heady rapids]

i mean not power armor

[hard nexus]

someone play toys wit me

[heady rapids]

just the ranger set

[hard nexus]

@median steeple

[deft badge]

There's 3 sets

[hard nexus]

paws at u

[median steeple]

AI SLOP methinks

[hard nexus]

play toys wit me twin

[tame sluice]

yeah almost certainly

[hard nexus]

it is

[median steeple]

in the start of the DLC there are barracks with the normal version and later on in the canyon there is the elite version

[tame sluice]

but have you considered meowborgs

[heady rapids]

bah

[deft badge]

The coolest set is at third street municipal iirc

[deft badge]

But there's 3 variants just around

[median steeple]

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Elite_riot_gear here is the elite version location

[median steeple]

which

[deft badge]

Just try to remember this location name

[hard nexus]

idk

i didnt think that far ahead

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[median steeple]

dumbass

[hard nexus]

im fine with whatever

[deft badge]

I really should not take a nap rn but damn do i want to

[heady rapids]

i hate swapping to laser detonator every minute aeyhtuhdagg

[hard nexus]

oops

[deft badge]

Are they out yet?

[hard nexus]

here we go

fixed

meow divers

[deft badge]

I became super disillusioned by the MO being turbo rigged

Again

[heady rapids]

needs to be meowl divers

[hard nexus]

(too lazy to do the other 2)

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/uYM7ll0dhME?si=1e-Zq0I2r6s_1N61 I LOVE MY SLOP

[heady rapids]

i put pyro in the background while im building legos

dude

@median steeple

i remember playing fortnite while watchign some slop and he deadass called me out on playing fortnite

i need to find the clip

[median steeple]

lmfao

[heady rapids]

4th wall breaking

[sullen forge]

You also indulge in putting the slop on in the background?

[median steeple]

yeah

trying to figure out what to get for din din

[frosty herald]

i heard this guy really likes burping and economic inflation

[heady rapids]

i was fucking shook

[median steeple]

lmfao

just stopping in your tracks

[tame sluice]

imagine seeing all the UI elements being hacked into vietnam propaganda quotes

but then bitching that the numbers of the MO are rigged

man I wonder if that UI element could potentially be wrong too

[deft badge]

Can I be real with you

[tame sluice]

hmmmm

[deft badge]

I am not gonna sympathize with the bots lol.

Super earth is dogshit

So are they

I play the game to kill things

[tame sluice]

way to miss the point

I was saying that because bitching about the MO being "rigged" is completely fucking stupid given that all the other UI elements surrounding the MO have obviously been hacked by the cyborgs

So why would the numbers not be too?

[deft badge]

Uh

I don't like that every mo is rigged

[visual stream]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mujikcboro-seriymujik-1

[deft badge]

This one just feels turbo rigged

I'm not exactly missing the point here

[tame sluice]

I stopped playing briefly when...dust devils was the newest warbond and came back to the game about a week ago

[median steeple]

not every MO is rigged considering for the big ones they have fail and succeed states

[hard nexus]

save the world

[tame sluice]

I can sy with some confidence the community gaslights themselves into thinking MOs are rigged

[heady rapids]

yes

[tame sluice]

And they are not actually rigged

That was my personal experience with the game when I played

[median steeple]

I personally don't care if we get railroaded to new stuff just dont rig the big ones

[deft badge]

You also said CS is aim based with confidence while playing 4 hours of it

So forgive me if I like

[tame sluice]

Yes because it is lol

[deft badge]

Don't take what you say with confidence to heart

[tame sluice]

Aim is literally the only piece of personal skill expression in CS bro

[deft badge]

Okay

[tame sluice]

Lineups are just knowledge checks

[median steeple]

@hard nexus can play tonart if I can be freed from other friends

[deft badge]

I don't care what you think

Tbh

Sorry to be blunt about it

[tame sluice]

The game does not have enough mechanics to have other forms of skill expression

[frosty herald]

one time people just said fuck it

automatons held the sector next to super earth and just never attacked

[heady rapids]

well uhh

bai bai

LEVEL UP LMAO

FAILED TO SCREENSHOT IT

[tame sluice]

yeah because devs hadn't finished super city content yet xd

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/joeyy-1team-3

[tame sluice]

so they just had nothing to do with it

[frosty herald]

you should go to dry wells blade

[tame sluice]

Should've pulled a HD1 and turned the game off with a big YOU LOSE screen

[frosty herald]

or was it the lone 15

[heady rapids]

what about the leaked content of choosing a new super earth

[tame sluice]

and then get review bombed because that's the only way the community communicates with the HD2 devs

[frosty herald]

the couriers mile

[heady rapids]

or do they just put this all in for dataminers

while still just

railroading the mo

lol

[frosty herald]

wouldnt surprise me

but on the other hand they are draconic about leaks of any kind

even weapon stats for existing ones

[deft badge]

Its an Easter egg for the dataminers like the fucking illuminate ive been waiting for

[heady rapids]

akira elevator...

[frosty herald]

fully functioning cultists and council members btw

[deft badge]

Just

Sitting there

Waiting

[frosty herald]

doing fuckall

[deft badge]

While the squid continue to be an anemic faction with no identity of their hd1 counterpart

[tame sluice]

illuminate aren't allowed to have good things

[frosty herald]

maybe theyre building up a backlog considering at launch they very quickly ran out of content in their backlog

[tame sluice]

yeah because they def did not expect the game to be as popular as it was

HD1 was a pretty niche coop game

and now HD2 is like the biggest coop game

Bit of an unexpected leap

[tribal dew]

Whats the dump stat for the las pistol

[plush estuary]

stability

[placid fiber]

isn't it stability for the faster shooting one and mobility for the slower shooting one?

or am I hallucinating?

[heady rapids]

there's only 1 laspistol

[tame sluice]

yeah wdym there's only one

[frosty herald]

theres the normal and heavy laspistol

[heady rapids]

nah

there's just 1

[tame sluice]

slower shooting do you mean the infantry lasgun?

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scary-jumpscare-ooga-booga-eyes-gif-23134836

[tribal dew]

Whats a perfect las pistol like perks blessings

[spare talon]

Dumdum infernus unyielding crit chance

[lunar fable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277998303589433426/1294232072441036850/a4rnp-p59it.gif

[heady rapids]

silly little creature

[south prism]

time to go back to xfire

[violet hornet]

About to get hit up by homies from 20+ years ago on there lol

[south prism]

people are telling teamspeak to lock in on twitter

i'm fine with going back

unfortunately their new app sucks

stupid webview bullshit

[lunar fable]

teamspeak

[acoustic dune]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2020924951013052828

Pｪssmaker (@PSSMKR)

This is killing me

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 9, 2026, 6:17 PM

@heady rapids

[solar gorge]

@median steeple IF YOU GET CEELESTE GETG LIGHTNING SCROLL

IT4S SO FUCKING FFUNNY

[glossy nimbus]

Why stability and not mob?

I didn't think mob would be that significant

[wheat matrix]

what does it make her do

[sterile basalt]

makes barely any difference

[plush estuary]

if you are using las pistol its for the mobility and unyielding damage which stability doesnt effect

plus mk2 is very accurate with hipfire

[tame sluice]

what about the FAT crit damage

[heady rapids]

yeah man

sure

very useful

right after i finish owb

[glossy nimbus]

I didn't think mob helped damage lmao

[deft badge]

Love implant GRX

[hexed igloo]

Oh is that what its for unyielding

I could never get a grip on it I was always just like why would I take it over the grippa or smth it does like no dmg

[heady rapids]

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ulysses is fucking getting it

[frosty herald]

You can stack turbo btw

To get even more slomo

[deft badge]

Ik

[frosty herald]

I think it caps at 4

[deft badge]

I do not use Vats

Cause I spam turbo and GRX

Yk

In retrospect

I was always gonna be a Sandy user in 2077

[carmine falcon]

https://x.com/Helldivers_NOW/status/2020849029815631936/photo/1

Helldivers NOW (@Helldivers_NOW)

There they are...

X · Feb 9, 2026, 1:15 PM

swag

michael jackson ahh pose

[deft badge]

Why are they all stanced up like that

[prisma magnet]

Tomorrow will be so lit

Bro i wanna fight the radicals with machete so bad aaaaaaa

I wonder if the heavy armor cyborg will have a med weakpoint

Has some glowy bits on his back i think

[hexed igloo]

Oh it's the cyborg- ISAAC CLARKE!!!

[deft badge]

He only got the level 2 armor

[tranquil bone]

I saw someone mention it looks like they have the helldiver wrist computer things on their left arms and bring up the idea of them using their own stratagems.

Which, probably no chance but God it'd be funny

[hexed igloo]

Can't wait for it to be exactly the same as the usual strats

Running along and u get vaporized by a strafing run with no option of recourse

[deft badge]

How will this new bot unit ragdoll me to death i wonder

[hexed igloo]

Taking pot shots and a light marked 380mm napalm barrage appears at ur feet

[hexed igloo]

4 trillion rockets

[deft badge]

I half expect their arm cannons to stagger you I'm ngl

[tranquil bone]

The big tank has two factory strider cannons so easy answer for those

[hexed igloo]

Oh for sure those won't be small arms fire

[deft badge]

Fucks sake man

[hexed igloo]

2 thermites will have him sweating it's alr

[tranquil bone]

And one of the chin miniguns on each sponson

[deft badge]

Real

[hexed igloo]

They'll fuck up a hit zone or smth and if you land a bullet on a 3mm square it instantly despawns it

[tranquil bone]

Inb4 one shot by RR

[deft badge]

Lmfao real x2

[hexed igloo]

I hate the rr there's so much shit that's just balanced around the rr

And I just don't like the way it is

[tranquil bone]

Justice for the spear

[solar gorge]

it just gives a mini stun on ult dmg

[hexed igloo]

Warstriders are so ass they go down in one rr shot sure but what the fuck else is there to use to take em down

4 strafing runs and a 500 sure

In terms of actual weapons nothing but the rr and eats can touch the cunts

[tranquil bone]

They get one tapped by all the other AT bigger than a commando rocket but if you have a heavy pen support weapon it's better to just leave

[hexed igloo]

On a front where you can kill pretty much everything with light pen they don't belong

[tranquil bone]

New OP grenade launcher actually kills them faster than hulks weirdly

[wheat matrix]

lmao

[frosty herald]

Funny how rr continues to dominate because of heavy enemy spam

[wheat matrix]

10 mini stuns then?

[hexed igloo]

Please arrowhead put in some fuckin units that are tougher than chaff but don't require a rr shot

[prisma magnet]

Challenge level impossible

[hexed igloo]

Like yeah berserkers and devastators exist but I legit see more hulks and warstriders than devastators lmao

[heady rapids]

cant u just

shoot it in the eye

or belly

[hexed igloo]

What a warstrider? Fuck no

[heady rapids]

ah

[hexed igloo]

It's tank all over bro

[heady rapids]

thought you were talking about factory striders

yeah warstriders are dog

[prisma magnet]

Warstrider doesn't have weakpoints

[heady rapids]

idk what they were thinking

[hexed igloo]

No weakpoints

Fuckass

[tranquil bone]

War strider weak points technically exist but they are like half the size and double the HP of hulk ones

[heady rapids]

the weakspot front

[tranquil bone]

They got added a while back

[hexed igloo]

And still heavy armor

[heady rapids]

and they add an enemy without wekspots

kek

[prisma magnet]

They're also still heavy

[hexed igloo]

Every fuckin bot has either light or med weakpoints except the warstrider

[tranquil bone]

The frontal ones being heavy is fine imo but the rear of the hips should be medium to reward outmaneuvering them

[prisma magnet]

The armored cyborg looks like it will have no weakspots too, at a glance at least

[frosty herald]

I also know how to make the ram armor less meh

[prisma magnet]

But hopefully he has back vents

[hexed igloo]

There should be a fucking light pen vent on the ass

[frosty herald]

Give it a passive where after 3 seconds of sprinting with stamina you can kill chaff units by running into them

Cause stamina on damage aint it

[hexed igloo]

Alternatively let me overwhelm armor with enough normal bullets I should be able to do that

[prisma magnet]

That armor is so bad

Laughably bad

[frosty herald]

Or make its even slower than heavy

[hexed igloo]

Stamina when taking damage........when you get 2 shot by everything....and you stim right after getting hit anyway

[frosty herald]

But has 300 armor and the passive

[hexed igloo]

They need to make space optimization, stamina+ and hp+ ship upgrades

[prisma magnet]

They made it just for the funny dead sprint combo

[tranquil bone]

Getting stam in heavy armor is like kinda nice when you are sprinting away from small arms fire but not really anything else

[prisma magnet]

But the moment a mfer picks dead sprint in my game they getting kicked

[hexed igloo]

Just stim and you have full Stam and temp invuln like

And are faster if you have crack stims which you should in every situation

[frosty herald]

At like 75% you get into oneshot range for alot of stuff

[hexed igloo]

Most stuff

I get occasionally onetapped by chaff bots even

[tranquil bone]

Sure a lot of stuff but in heavy you can survive quite a bit of small arms chip just fine

I'm not saying it's good lol

[tranquil bone]

I love them getting a bit of accuracy back. The basic MG troopers will rip your ass in half if you allow them to get close unsuppressed.

[wraith halo]

This whole cyberstan part is beginning on my anniversary

So I can't actually be around to play it since I'm gonna be w my partner

Suffering from success

[frosty herald]

Super heavy armor should def be a thing ngl

[upbeat lava]

You'll never stop super earth

[frosty herald]

Slow as shit but tank for days

[plush estuary]

@carmine falcon

@obsidian ore

[wraith halo]

Isn't there extra padding heavy armor

[ebon bobcat]

Loser

[wraith halo]

Some heavy armors have a higher armor rating

[frosty herald]

Only like 200

Im talking like 300

[wraith halo]

That's not bad

Ehhhh,,,

[ebon bobcat]

Dude doesn't have GTA 6, TF3 and Bluetooth 2

[wraith halo]

Idk

[ebon bobcat]

Cyberstan does

[frosty herald]

40% DR too

[opaque island]

rip bozo

[plush estuary]

scared me

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-cat-uncanny-cat-gif-17717270398074174657

[wraith halo]

The crosshair of doom

Average crusher overhead be like

[upbeat lava]

You I think the emperor whole ban of ai is probably the best considering the automatons

[wraith halo]

I think the emperor's ban of ai makes sense in our modern day

[ebon bobcat]

Robots from before Emperor's arrival still exist, and are used as weapons by some of the inquisition

[glossy nimbus]

the emperor banned it cuz they rebelled

[ebon bobcat]

Because uj

Uh

They are strong

[wraith halo]

Yeah ais in 40k are nuts

[ebon bobcat]

Imagine being kept in good shape for 48k years

38*

Fuck

[plush estuary]

whuh

average cs lobby

[ebon bobcat]

Can I post the gif

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-salute-mgs3-gif-9277925

amazing work ainz

[spare talon]

You killed a child...
Amazing work, that right there is why youre the best, boss

[heady rapids]

this shit is actually peak

[wraith halo]

Btw

It's my anniversary today

[hexed mesa]

Sup

[ebon bobcat]

Happy birthday person from Zealot Chat

Fisky

[spare talon]

Perfect stopping point

[ebon bobcat]

Present from Brazil

[wraith halo]

I'll have you know I'm a relatively known person from zealot chat

[ebon bobcat]

Put it as portrait

[ebon bobcat]

Yeah I know you from long ago

When I joined

Server

[wraith halo]

You're p chill

Although tbh this is the most chill and laid back server I've ever been in that has 100k+ members

[ebon bobcat]

30 which only talk in the chats

[heady rapids]

how unfortunate

[wraith halo]

Based

[wraith halo]

Did you know if you do it before meeting Benny you can have it completely forgiven

[heady rapids]

lmao

[median steeple]

If you want goated power armor go to the Mojave outpost and go to the long 15

[wraith halo]

^^^^

Scorched sierra power armor my beloved

[heady rapids]

i dont really care at this point

gonna fuck around in the areas i didnt visit and that would be it

[wraith halo]

Those are new areas

W a lot of high level enemies and gear

[heady rapids]

fr?

[wraith halo]

Yeah the long 15 and

Uh

[carmine lance]

Hello chat, how are we all doing

Hey fisky

[wraith halo]

Dry wells

[hexed igloo]

Nother day nother dollar

[wraith halo]

Hi

[carmine lance]

Real

[hexed igloo]

It's one of the days of all time

[heady rapids]

cool cool

thought it would just be

"look at what you did"

[wraith halo]

Nop

[carmine lance]

How are things going with you lol

[wraith halo]

You can only go to the place you nuke

If you nuke both you get both

Each place also has a unique grenade launcher among other things

Huge amount of ammo, most of it enhanced

[heady rapids]

aight

im sure ill miss it

[carmine lance]

Isn’t nuking both an option

Oh yeah you mentioned it

I can’t read, my bad

[wraith halo]

@carmine lance

Yea lmao

[carmine lance]

[heady rapids]

wuh

[wraith halo]

Yep

It's fun

[ivory marlin]

@solar gorge APOLLO STAYS LOSING

[carmine lance]

Unicorn girl won?

[ivory marlin]

yuh

[wraith halo]

Yes

Rarity won

[opaque island]

I cant be as verbose as Ulysses, but like this time you did it knowingly

so its like worse

[heady rapids]

i did it with good intentions

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1465872491523215451/celestejerma.gif

i was voting celeste

[ivory marlin]

me too

[opaque island]

why are jerma memes always 10/10

[carmine lance]

I don’t really care about either

[solar gorge]

her animations and design is peak

[heady rapids]

going to an ncr outpost to ask them to repair shit i got off their dead colonel after nuking them

you win some you lose some eh?

legion time

[obsidian ore]

lmao

[heady rapids]

alright what the fuck

the legion is so much stronger than the ncr it's not even funny

[carmine lance]

That’s good

[heady rapids]

cant even wear it

legion had better stuff

by a mile

[south prism]

i'm sorry sir i didn't mean to barge in on you like this

[upbeat lava]

This is why I liked fallout 3 and forward the skeletons and bears tell a tale

[hard nexus]

tonart

sorry

was showering

[merry flume]

guys is this real

[median steeple]

Showering for 3 hours

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-fire-fnaf-3-ending-hospital-disaster-gif-1976739374427047349

[hard nexus]

i had to wash my hair

i also had to do a couple other things

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-pibble-dog-pibble-gmail-gmail-dog-gmail-gif-1592494038181494840

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/pukeko-jumping-pukeko-pukeko-on-fire-pukeko-sand-pukeko-hop-gif-12815619000007940842

[carmine lance]

He would never do that

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-funny-damn-dayum-dayum-bird-gif-16011785186066468032

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-lewd-cat-dumb-gif-7213020066017231983

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/rinnbebe-harrys-toes-cat-toes-toe-beans-good-morning-gif-26355867

he lookin at his toes

[glossy nimbus]

Do you guys think there should be a one wound mode that gives you a bunch of buffs

[tranquil bone]

like perma one down?

[glossy nimbus]

Yeah only one wound, get downed, and you just die.

[chrome wave]

what if i put on health curio? still 1 wound?

[tranquil bone]

I feel like that'd be extremely hard to balance.

[chrome wave]

marty get fuk

[tranquil bone]

Seems like it'd be a win more for pub stomping and a trap pick for new players.
(Depending on the buffs)

All I know is I'd dread seeing them in pubs

[glossy nimbus]

Yeah but for everyone like a special mode in something like havoc

martydom zealots have 5 wounds but theyre all corrupted

[tranquil bone]

Oh as a modifier

[glossy nimbus]

and can't be restored

[glossy nimbus]

something like that sure, maybe.

[tranquil bone]

IDK maybe but I bet It'd be widely hated

[glossy nimbus]

y

cuz insta death?

i think it'd be rlly cool

you can still get revived just

a lot easier to die

[tranquil bone]

Exacerbates snowballs, people just generally don't like waiting for pickups

[tranquil bone]

There is probably a way to make it work but I feel like it would end up being too swingy

[glossy nimbus]

maybe make them spawn closer by default on the mode?

[hard nexus]

play hd with me

[glossy nimbus]

so theyre not mad far away

[median steeple]

in a bit my friends wanted to playa couple of deadlo matches

[hard nexus]

BOOOOO

throws bricks at ur head

[slender mica]

yes, thats a fire cat

[slender mica]

I finished signalis

[glossy nimbus]

gey

[slender mica]

;.;

[hard nexus]

YAY

which ending

and what did u think

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-its-so-peak-gohan-crying-gohan-its-so-peak-peak-gif-11211568239007237362

[modern lintel]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HAKWlB8b0AA7tIO.gif

[slender mica]

uhh idk

[nimble fiber]

@frosty herald

https://youtu.be/j_NjU8O6qSQ?si=jZhxFlUEnd_S5HVS

[slender mica]

I didnt know there were multiple endings

[hard nexus]

dm me what happened in the ending

[slender mica]

||i shot adler in his stupid face then.. left the ship alone||

[plush estuary]

https://klipy.com/gifs/detroit-driveby-eminem

you

[hard nexus]

huh

[wheat matrix]

LOL

[hexed igloo]

Is it becoming human

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-gif-21922016

[hexed igloo]

Holy fuck it's been a year already

Where the fuck did it go

[full nebula]

Does it still run like shit

[hexed igloo]

Never ran like shit for me tbh skill issue

[full nebula]

Idk i never played it

[hexed igloo]

Based

[full nebula]

I have a 4080 super though so I probably wouldnt have had issues

[hexed igloo]

It's more cpu heavy than gpu

That said it runs fine for me on my ryzen 5 kek

[full nebula]

I have a combust your pc 13th gen i7

Bios updates seem to have worked, no problems in 2 years so far

Nearly

I got it just before that whole scandal happened

[hexed igloo]

I got ye Olde ryzen 5 3600 paired with a special edition 6900xt

Gpu is bottlenecked by everything kek

[heady rapids]

Holy peak

[hexed igloo]

60hz 1080x60 monitor, shitass harddrives

We ball out

[full nebula]

I could've gotten a 7900xtx build with some ryzen over the one have

[hexed igloo]

OK trust fund baby go explode

[full nebula]

Nah I just know how to save my money

I didnt get a pc until I bought one for myself a few years ago lol

Kinda glad I got mine when I did with all these price fluctuations for components

Let's hope it doesnt explode

[undone pewter]

It runs a lot better now, the update they did last month was really good for performance

[full nebula]

Ive never played any mh games but I heavily considered wilds when it released

[hexed igloo]

I built mine back in like 2017 or so and have just rebuilt it a few times sincd

Pc of theseus

Only original part left is an old SATA ssd

[hexed igloo]

Most accessible title to date its good it's fun

[full nebula]

I should probably swap the cheap ssd my operating system is on, I do have another ssd though so the original doesnt get a ton of use

Ive played most of the souls games so monster hunter looks pretty similar, more stuff going on

[hexed igloo]

Uhhhh yes but no

[full nebula]

I just mean some gameplay similarities for combat

[hexed igloo]

Think of it more as dark souls but you playin as like a street fighter char or some shit

Be hittin quarter circles n shit (not really)

Animal rights activists fucking hate it so yk it's peak

[full nebula]

Yeah your character has a lot more mobility going on

[hexed igloo]

Sometimes

[full nebula]

Tru

Probably plenty combat variety

[hexed igloo]

I been rolling lance and that has exactly 0 mobility unless you specifically build for mobility

And then you have like a little

[heady rapids]

zero mobility? On lance? mf you can run

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but I wouldn't call that mobility lmao

[hexed igloo]

You can run in a straight line

[heady rapids]

where else would you wanna run

[hexed igloo]

Not like sns slide slash

[hexed igloo]

Maybe like a 45° angle or smth

[heady rapids]

you have hops tbh

[full nebula]

Does it have magic like souls

[heady rapids]

no

[hexed igloo]

No but yes kinda

[heady rapids]

you choose from 14 weapons

was it 14

[full nebula]

No crystal soul spears rip

Daym

Seems thin, or are those like subclasses kinda

[heady rapids]

they all have extensive movesets

[hexed igloo]

Fear not you have gigantic fucking axe that turns into gigantic fucking sword and that thing has a microwavable pipe bomb built into the blade

[hexed igloo]

Weapon = class

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/Pauzelock/status/2020961861852856572?s=20

Deadlock News (@Pauzelock)

Stop bothering Rem
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[full nebula]

Character perk/stats? Or does your gear just dictate

[heady rapids]

you can build into some things

you have armor sets that you can also put in gems

to get skills

[hexed igloo]

Weapon dictates generally 2-3 builds you can go for

Shit like breaking bones/knocking down/raw dps

[full nebula]

Oo I see

[obsidian prairie]

Light support on some weapons

[full nebula]

Limb damage is neat

[obsidian prairie]

Aggro holding

[heady rapids]

nah I mean there's some specialized shit

[hexed igloo]

Hunting horn and it's gigantic fucking agro magnet

[heady rapids]

like crit draw gs

[obsidian prairie]

Status builds

[heady rapids]

lots of ammo options on lbg hbg

[heady rapids]

those don't exist anymore

[hexed igloo]

Power prolonger swag axe

[heady rapids]

swaxe can actually do something other than spamming frs

[hexed igloo]

Erm para

[full nebula]

No status effect builds like bleed ect?

[heady rapids]

there are but they're just

[obsidian prairie]

Bleed isn't real

[full nebula]

Doodoo

[heady rapids]

they're only good until 9%

[full nebula]

Darktide bleed

[hexed igloo]

To be specific poison/paralysis/blast

[heady rapids]

so they're bad in the endgame

very bad

useless levels of bad

[full nebula]

Fleshtearer and lacerate to add more stack faster yesyes

[heady rapids]

sleep

[obsidian prairie]

We got
Fire
Ice
Lightning
Water (?????)
Dragon (?????????)
Explode (?????????????)
Paralysis
Poison

Oh and eepy

[full nebula]

Elden ring leaned into status effects heavily. At least it did the first year of balance. Im sure pve is mostly the same

[heady rapids]

status needs a big buff cause 9* monsters just resist them too hard

[hexed igloo]

Paralysis is peak earlygame poison is always useless, eepy is good sometimes and blast is just like some extra dmg every so often

We don't think about dragon orwhat have you

[full nebula]

Anyone ever hit someone with paralysis in oblivion when theyre about to walk down stairs

[hexed igloo]

Unless you want to consult the Graph™

[full nebula]

Ima have to look at the weapons

[hexed igloo]

All of them are pretty fire

Except for bowgun that shits ass

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah there's something for everyone

[hexed igloo]

Bowgun turns it into a shooter where you try to keep the gun out of your mouth

[obsidian prairie]

I'm just innately attracted to word document weapons or smth cause I like switch axe and charge blade

[heady rapids]

strong words coming from a lance player

[hexed igloo]

Naw I been just dabbling in lance recently

I'm a gs/db main

The 2 extremes kek

[full nebula]

Gs looks ridiculous lol, thats about souls

Reminds me of ds2

[hexed igloo]

Matt if you want maximum dopamine release play greatsword and fish for offsets

[obsidian prairie]

Greatsword is peak heavy armor and fuck you poise

[hexed igloo]

There's absolutely nothing cooler than fucking parrying a dragon

[obsidian prairie]

You charge your big fuckoff swings and hyperarmor through inconvenient attacks

[full nebula]

Switch axe doesnt look bad

[hexed igloo]

I love swag axe

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[obsidian prairie]

Swaxe is funny cause it has a nuke button i can spam

[full nebula]

HANK DONT ABBREVIATE SWITCH AXE

[hexed igloo]

CAPCOM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BRING BACK ACCEL AXE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[carmine lance]

I don’t get it what’s wrong with swaxe

[left hinge]

Rippu

[heady rapids]

Thank fucking god there's other combos now

[left hinge]

[full nebula]

Remove w xe

HAAANK

[hexed igloo]

Fear not I have laevatein team I just like last rite she's pretty

[full nebula]

I like the look of the longsword as well. I like 2 handed swords generally

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but why would I do other moves when full release is so fucking cool

[heady rapids]

Spamming one button is boring as shit

[hexed igloo]

It's called aura bruh

[hexed igloo]

If you use Longsword please for the love of God use Shockproof jewel deco its impossible to play with ls users without

[full nebula]

All of this talk of combos just makes me rage and cope and seethe with hopium that fatshark will add some more melee weapons.

[heady rapids]

dude

the best times I've had in this game

were when I accidentally found out that my friend wasn't wearing shockproof

and playing on a weapon that doesn't need it (gunlance)

I would just fucking blow him up all fight

every wyvern fire

[hexed igloo]

Okay it's funny when it's friends but fuck man with randos I wish I could grab em by the throat thru their monitor

[heady rapids]

would send him flying

[hexed igloo]

Mhworld using greatsword uppercut to toss teammates

[heady rapids]

I did that on swaxe

my friend did that on cb

[full nebula]

Bro I looooved that shit on the greatsword in darksouls 2

Holy fuck there was nothing better that parrying someone near a ledge, then just golfing them over the railing

[hexed igloo]

I did some pontiff fight club gaming with one of my homies in ds3, both of us running black knight greatsword which has the stomp slam skill, many people got double slammed and onetapped

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/pvp-ds2-gif-23453276

[hexed igloo]

They get iframes and will survive one slam, but if both slams connect at the same time you aint living thru it

[full nebula]

Honestly one of the worst things in ds3 pvp was tears of denial, I cannot tell you the amount of times people tried trolling after getting to 1 shot lol

[hexed igloo]

I never really saw it tbh

Iirc I was doing pvp around lvl150

[full nebula]

I played on Xbox and it was every at anor londo, sooo many people used cheese shit, and it was very active so I'd get a ton of invaders

[hexed igloo]

Had a rat fuck build that was entirely centered around Sacred Flame, but disguised as pure dex

[full nebula]

Yeah I had a few characters for pvp, I made a twink that was like level 40-50 to invade at farron keep

[hexed igloo]

Had a lotta people try roll behind me and go straight into the sacred flame grab

[heady rapids]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2021027390714159361

Monster Hunter Jhokes (@QuirklessStoner)

THIS LOOKS SO COOL IN GAME- GS MAINS WE ARE EATING GOOD 🙏🙏🙏

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[hexed igloo]

Could onetap unless u were wearing some particularly fire res gear

[full nebula]

Gottem

https://tenor.com/view/command-grab-jamiroquai-gif-27558112

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[hexed igloo]

Command grabbed back to the lobby bozo

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2020986287021576616 thr creatures

Deadlock Hub (@deadlock)

Celeste and Rem line interactions!
︀︀Celeste is so sweet with Rem 🥰

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[heady rapids]

REM

REM!!!!

[hexed igloo]

I used Onikiri and Ubadachi with blood grease otherwise, and enough stamina to do the jump about 6 times in a row kek it'd proc bleed in 1 hit

[full nebula]

Some of the best times I had on ds3 was during the peak. I played with my brother, have one of us as white summon and use dried fingers to get invaders in the pvp areas

Itd be us against 3-4 people normally

[hexed igloo]

You're unc I wasn't around during it's peak

Only rly got to start playing shit in 2017 or so

[full nebula]

Still have games like elden ring

Thankfully fromsoft is one of those companies that generally makes their games better as they go on

Generally

[hard nexus]

huunggrryyyy

what if

[full nebula]

Elden ring pvp was ridiculous with the cheese for the first year on console

[hard nexus]

i ordered chick fil a ,,

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/pepo-apu-apustaja-frog-nuggies-gif-23391237

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/i/status/2020966407085883573 @hexed igloo

Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred)

You just know Elon had cards against humanity packed to take to the island

X · Feb 9, 2026, 9:01 PM

[full nebula]

Looks more like a McDonald's nugget

[hexed igloo]

Er pvp is depressing its just sweatstains using weird not-quite exploits

[hexed igloo]

Ong

Try do anything in er and u get parried ts just not fun

[full nebula]

See i dislike how meta everybody plays. When the game was super early there was a bug with parrying spells that would turn it into projectiles, and they'd insta kill you on hit. Carrion retaliation pretty sure.

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

cards against humanity is fun like

one a year

[full nebula]

That was an exploit and thankfully they fixed it relatively quickly

[hard nexus]

if u play it any more than that then it’s just stale

[full nebula]

But I saw so many people use that shit

[hexed igloo]

We pull deadly poison perfume and deathblight sword

Throwing rolling sparks at the ground n shit

[full nebula]

Bro 2 hand cross naginata was so stupidly busted at that time too

Literally 1 poke would almost fill someones entire status bar for bleed

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2020904339276169632 anyone up for more control/Alan wake live service titles

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Jean-Charles Gaudechon appointed as the CEO of Remedy (previously at Electronic Arts and CCP Games) https://t.co/uObIU8bJz4

X · Feb 9, 2026, 4:55 PM

[hexed igloo]

It's so sad they took away onikiri and ubadachi in er I would've been a fucking menace

[heady rapids]

ccp games?

[hexed igloo]

I was enough of a menace in ds3 with em

[heady rapids]

the Chinese communist party?

[left hinge]

I see

[full nebula]

Honestly one of my favorite weapons in Ds3 for both pve and pvp is spiked mace

[hexed igloo]

I have to use laeva for protocol spaces lmao my last rite team just don't have the dps to clear them in time lmaoooooo

It's a shitter of a team tho its just waifu

Last rite, ember, xaihi, pog

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brainwashing-brainwashed-sponge-gif-16037666010576821571

[hexed igloo]

I ran mostly the dual katanas but I also quite liked dragonslayer axe, and the ringed knight twin gs

Rolling up on an earlygame shitter with my gigantic fucking twin exploding greatswords

[full nebula]

I used to use the dragon slayer axe with the ancient dragon stones in pvp

Bait someone into a parry and squish them

[hexed igloo]

Many such cases

I never been able to parry for shit

Cept bloodborne

[full nebula]

Ds2 I did it a lot, 3 I didnt do it quite as much. But if I could bait someone it made it easier for me in 3.

In ds2 the animations are slow lol

[drowsy steppe]

IM REM

brothers for life 🥚 _ 🥚

[left hinge]

Lol got their weapons build?

[hexed igloo]

Sig weap for last rite and xaihi, sundered prince on ember, I forgot what pog has

Need leveling but guh tcreds

[full nebula]

Bloodborne had a broken ass build in pvp with the cannon, literally just spamming parry

https://youtu.be/72essOdKJIU?si=0wTDggsZVyJ5fsyo

[hexed igloo]

Cringe I run up church pick and evelynn

[left hinge]

For me I'm readying to suffer for Ave Mujica collab...

[full nebula]

Pretty sure it got balanced shortly after

[hexed igloo]

I get recommended a lot of iron pineapple never watched a vid

[full nebula]

That one's like 2 minutes. He has the cannon and a pistol so he can spam parry, then he just hits someone directly with cannon and one shots them

Pretty sure they nerfed the damage not long after

So many stupid pvp things in souls games

[median steeple]

@solar gorge

[sullen forge]

@deft badge Comprehension is a generally good pick on builds right mainly cause of that "Read and you get a Skill point from it" instead of it being temporary?

[carmine lance]

where'd he go lmao

[median steeple]

Shoved under the map

this is the 2nd time I've done this

last time was against a paige

[carmine lance]

wtf lmao

[carmine lance]

[carmine lance]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086506182090440794/1375122397056991344/pinterestdownloader.com-1734308228.853774.mp4?ex=698b4487&is=6989f307&hm=2fc62bb73619d841a4886388f93439251bcfd60bbd90cc0652b9da3517785886&

[carmine lance]

he's so talented

[carmine lance]

real

[south prism]

wats his fuckin deal

[carmine lance]

though "spin me round (like a record)" is equally fitting

[deft badge]

You defo don't need it with high int

[heady rapids]

@median steeple @sullen forge with new vegas done I think I'll move on to fallout the frontier

[sullen forge]

I think you'd rather skin yourself alive

[deft badge]

Like 9-10 int is gonna max every skill at level mid level 40s

[sullen forge]

I think thats what you'd do

[deft badge]

Especially if you skilled glitch lol

[sullen forge]

Noted

[long oasis]

you should play dust

or frost

[sullen forge]

Dust

100% Dust

@median steeple

[tranquil bone]

Does dust actually do anything interesting. Every single time I see it brought up it's exclusively around the difficulty, tunnelers, and all the towns basically being gone

[deft badge]

The sanity system is neat

Tldr as you kill people you go insane and start hallucinating

You also are way less effective with guns

[sullen forge]

Its basically just CBT Simulator for Experienced NV Players

Aka if you play like Hardcore already and find it pathetically easy try dust

[south prism]

hardcore is super easy tbh

[deft badge]

Tag survival

Hardcore conquered

[sullen forge]

Invest into Survival just a tinsy bit

become god

[tranquil bone]

that was my impression pretty much. I never got the idea that people played it for the writing or anything

[mighty bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-3d-couch-explosion-gif-25176966

[sullen forge]

well yeah cause the whole point of Dust is get out of the Mojave

everyone minus like maybe 1% of the NPC encounters are trying to kill you

[mighty bolt]

wasnt the courier like a skeleton man

[deft badge]

Dead in dust

[sullen forge]

Supposedly dead

[deft badge]

Cause dust assumes he was stupid

[tranquil bone]

I never liked hardcore almost exclusively because it punishes certain builds so hard with ammo weight.

[mighty bolt]

no you fight him i remember that

[sullen forge]

Yeah thats a secret encounter

[mighty bolt]

oh right

[sullen forge]

in a Cave

[mighty bolt]

i just happened upon it LOL

[deft badge]

I remember him in a cave

[sullen forge]

Ghoulified Courier

and he naturally blasts you instantly on sight

lmao

[deft badge]

+securitrons

[mighty bolt]

dawg that fight was something cause he had the explosive rounds on the AMR

[sullen forge]

Correct

he is OP for a reason

[mighty bolt]

truth.

nioh 3 is fun

[deft badge]

I still haven't played Frost tbh

Frost seems like harder Dust ngl

[copper hawk]

Chudbeast.

[tranquil bone]

I actually tried frost. It was kinda interesting but I felt so fragile it got old really quickly

[south prism]

those are some honkers

[deft badge]

You defo have to like challenge runs

[copper hawk]

Ally fish

@sullen forge this u bro ? Caught lackin ?

Me n the longspine snipefishes gonna slime u out bro at feeding time

[copper hawk]

Watch urself.

[sullen forge]

I'll slime yo ass

o algo

[copper hawk]

Heh.. id like 2 see u try !

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/i/status/2020749504299827567

Rock Solid (@ShitpostRock)

X · Feb 9, 2026, 6:40 AM

[copper hawk]

LMFAO only good use for ai

[sullen forge]

What's this mutha fuckin thang

the saturn burger?

[lunar fable]

tomaternator

[sullen forge]

I asked for no pickle and they gave me the fucking McPickle Pounder

what the fuck is this bullshit

[heady rapids]

what game do I play next....

decisions decisions

[deft badge]

Did you beat NV

[heady rapids]

yes

[slender mica]

signalis

[deft badge]

I still need to play that

[heady rapids]

i don't like resident evil puzzles that much

[carmine lance]

signalis is great

genuinely

[deft badge]

Favorite game of every lesbian

[slender mica]

theyre not that hard

your brain just has to be slightly on

a little bit

[deft badge]

Silent Hill f puzzles beat my ass tbh

[heady rapids]

yeah ik I literally had to do them for my friend streaming the game 😭

[slender mica]

tunic is the only puzzle game that has genuinely cooked my ass

I had to ask for hints

[deft badge]

Im on lost in the fog difficulty for f and I genuinely have had to sit and stare at the mf puzzles for 20 minutes to a half hour

[slender mica]

damn

[deft badge]

Its fucked up

I brute forced one of them

[slender mica]

which puzzle even

[heady rapids]

a couple

but that was back on release

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I dont think any signalis puzzle took me less than like 5 minutes

[heady rapids]

I vividly remember the one with the valves

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ohh

even if youre bad at math you can brute force that one in like 3min with binary

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outer wilds

[heady rapids]

done that

[full nebula]

I need to do nukaworld soon, need that disciples cutlass

https://tenor.com/view/stab-future-gif-12598389

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hmm. well NV is kind of the fallout peak

maybeeeeee disco elysium

if you want to read and RP even MORE?

[heady rapids]

also beat that

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dman

[full nebula]

Also weapon debris is bugged on fallout 4 lol

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Tunic?

[full nebula]

Shit crashes yo

[heady rapids]

not my kind of game, last time I played a Zelda was back in 2020

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pathologic 2

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You've played New Order and New Colossus right?

I love those games

[heady rapids]

nah I haven't played any of the wolfenstein games tbh

I don't care for the gameplay I just kinda watched all the scenes on yr

yt

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I love the gameplay tbh

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oh my god

[heady rapids]

too stupid for that

[slender mica]

both gen chat and zealot chat are actually talking about games

wtf

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

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Do you like DOOM?

[heady rapids]

no

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That's whack buddy

[heady rapids]

I liked ultrakill fwiw

But doom? Nah

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Ultrakill is neat

Prefer DOOM tho tbh

[slender mica]

ultrakill simply has better music and lore

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At least Eternal

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hot take alert

:)

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Yk what game has insanely good music?

Brigador

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I have never heard of this game in my life

[median steeple]

@hard nexus doign one more gam

then helldiver if still alive

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You like mechs?

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I havent played a mech game really

[heady rapids]

me neither

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I considered getting armored core 6