Clifford facts 2026
#zealot-class
full nebula
hexed igloo
No
void bison
they're free at the orphanage
gray ice
Patience Padawan
hexed igloo
they're free at the orphanage
You can just go to the park and take one
sterile stone
What now
void bison
not trying to look like a pedophile just because I want a cauldron of orphan soup
hexed igloo
I take children from the park to extract their adrenochrome and release into the woods for my rich friends to hunt
carmine lance
Should I drop the hornet drawing I did again lol
olive raven
And wet
slender mica
Should I drop the hornet drawing I did again lol
only if its good
slender mica
hexed igloo
Mix em all together into a Smoothie™
void bison
whole pickles or spears or chips
hexed igloo
It Tastes
carmine lance
only if its good
I would like to think it’s good
oak marsh
pickle oatgurt
carmine lance
Or at least decent
slender mica
Like that’s the contents of my fridge
why dont you keep your fridge more stocked? :c
olive raven
whole pickles or spears or chips
Oh Snap Pickle Chips
olive raven
why dont you keep your fridge more stocked? :c
Cuz I eat the same thing everyday
void bison
full legal government pickle name
slender mica
hmm that is
carmine lance
Im still learning to draw but I’m happy with it, I think that’s ultimately what matters
slender mica
not a balanced diet
olive raven
not a balanced diet
It is actually
void bison
it could be
gray ice
Have you considered having more than 4 specks of bird seed in your fridge
void bison
protein shakes can have whatever in them and then nuts have fiber
olive raven
Because my protein powder has all the nutrients I need
void bison
all a growing human needs is powder and nuts
olive raven
protein shakes can have whatever in them and then nuts have fiber
These are meal replacement shakes
Each is like 400 cal
sterile stone
There ain’t no good food
Shwarma
void bison
I tried some soylent
slender mica
It is actually
youre lacking vegetables, micronutrients, fat variety...
sterile stone
Ahhh see
gray ice
Well thats pretty different to protein shake you should prolly clarify that from the start
olive raven
youre lacking vegetables, micronutrients, fat variety...
Huel has the stuff veggies has
slender mica
idk those meal replacement shakes better be made from GOD
olive raven
Chia seeds and nuts give fat
void bison
idk those meal replacement shakes better be made from GOD
when I had soylent there was a big list of micronutrients added to it I think
sterile stone
Since meal replacement shakes have a different array of shit
Carton based microplastics
Yum
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I had this fucking fantastic vanilla waffle cone protein powder recently tbh
void bison
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I should try to find that again.
hexed igloo
whole pickles or spears or chips
Average convo between me n bro
gray ice
Olives are good
void bison
finishing the pickle brine is a worthy beverage
olive raven
Carton based microplastics
Dude do you rlly think I care abt microplastics
void bison
I think I don't like green olives at all
gray ice
I wouldn't pick them out the jar like m&ms tho
hexed igloo
Olives are good
They ain't that good
sterile stone
Dude do you rlly think I care abt microplastics
Maybe idk
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I like black olives tbh
sterile stone
Olives are good
I’m surrounded by opposition
void bison
I like black olives but when I tried a green olive my eyes started glowing red and my wolf side almost came out
gray ice
Average convo between me n bro
@nimble fiber this u?
hexed igloo
I’m surrounded by opposition
I gotchu olives fucking suck
gray ice
I’m surrounded by opposition
Not my fault your taste buds are a charity case
olive raven
Fuck it im getting dunks
sterile stone
Fuck it im getting dunks
They sell donuts this late at night?
olive raven
Not my fault your taste buds are a charity case
Argus in general is a charity case with his broke ass
olive raven
They sell donuts this late at night?
24 hr
hexed igloo
Argus in general is a charity case with his broke ass
Can we donate bro some lifts
calm salmon
Argus in general is a charity case with his broke ass
Yo yo yo
chillllll
Args is cool
sterile stone
Argus in general is a charity case with his broke ass
Listen here you fucken albino seagull
gray ice
Argus in general is a charity case with his broke ass
Considering im crying at my lack of money most days maybe he ain't alone
calm salmon
samesies tbh
slender mica
same
hexed igloo
I finish off every week with cents to my name
calm salmon
veggie spam?
sterile stone
Lewbert forgetting the average American isn’t driving Bentley’s and drinking mimosas every morning
slender mica
like as in "i'm spamming veg"
yes
slender mica
or "spam made out of veg"
no
void bison
why broke? just class revolution
sterile stone
You see
hexed igloo
Why broke? Just make money
sterile stone
That would work
calm salmon
Rice, chicken, broccoli will take you pretty far
void bison
Why broke? change the inherent cruelty of the system singlehandedly
sterile stone
If pedos didn’t convince the working man that everything is the brown guy’s fault
hexed igloo
Rice, chicken, broccoli will take you pretty far
Take me straight to killing myself bro it's the most depressing thing you can eat
sterile stone
We’d have a functioning society
calm salmon
Take me straight to killing myself bro it's the most depressing thing you can ea...
Turmeric, Salt, pepper
will solve the boring issue
hexed igloo
For 3 meals yeah
calm salmon
Throw in some curry powder every other day
slender mica
Take me straight to killing myself bro it's the most depressing thing you can ea...
no bodybuilders fucked up its image by not seasoning it
calm salmon
Cracked red peppers
slender mica
mfs were eating unseasoned food
gray ice
You can also just prepare it differently
calm salmon
Garam Masala if you're feeling special
hexed igloo
no bodybuilders fucked up its image by not seasoning it
Don't get it twisted I love chicken and brocolli but every day?
calm salmon
god I love garam masala seasoning
slender mica
Don't get it twisted I love chicken and brocolli but every day?
get it twisted
you can do anything
hexed igloo
I need carbs bro
gray ice
Make a sweet sauce for the chicken and some coconut rice
olive raven
Lewbert forgetting the average American isn’t driving Bentley’s and drinking mi...
I don’t do that
I just fly business
sterile stone
mfs were eating unseasoned food
Take a modern day British baked potato back in time and introduce it to Mansa Musa
gray ice
Gotta be versatile
sterile stone
Watch his reaction
slender mica
I need carbs bro
rice
hexed igloo
Take a modern day British baked potato back in time and introduce it to Mansa Mu...
Take a bag of doritos back in time to give to Julius caesar
slender mica
straight carbs
gray ice
Take a modern day British baked potato back in time and introduce it to Mansa Mu...
If you took Mansa Musa a fucking tuna fish potato you'd be executed instantaneously
void bison
tuna on a baked potato
sterile stone
If you took Mansa Musa a fucking tuna fish potato you'd be executed instantaneou...
But it’s got baked beans and cheese too mate
void bison
hmm
sterile stone
Cooooome on mate
calm salmon
tuna on a baked potato sounds good
slender mica
I'll just stick with eating macking cheese
no WAY you clowned on the classic trio
calm salmon
but I'd prefer salmon
void bison
I've seen the youtube shorts vids of that food truck that just serves baked potatos
hexed igloo
https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-101317752192...
*macking cheese with ground beef
slender mica
but I'd prefer salmon
I actually dont want any meat in my baked potato
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Hamburger Helper ass
hexed igloo
Hamburger Helper ass
It's so good tho u can't rag on it
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Cant rag on chicken either my boy
hexed igloo
It's hamburger helper but I made the sauce from scratch
void bison
sour cream and cheese are the most important additions for my potato
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Great lean meat
hexed igloo
Cant rag on chicken either my boy
Iain ragging on chicken It's peak
sterile stone
https://tenor.com/view/salad-mix-spoon-avocado-tomato-gif-11658055
You can keep the tomato’s
calm salmon
I actually dont want any meat in my baked potato
sour cream, butter, salt, pepper, and bacon is like the perfect baked potato
gray ice
tuna on a baked potato sounds good
sterile stone
I’ll take the rest
hexed igloo
You can keep the tomato’s
Twin
slender mica
sour cream, butter, salt, pepper, and bacon is like the perfect baked potato
oh right bacon is okay
sterile stone
calm salmon
LET ME MIX MY FLAVORS 😭
hexed igloo
Tomato fucking sucks
calm salmon
false
gray ice
brother I'm poor leave me alone
So am I but im still not doing it
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I like tomatoes tbh
calm salmon
So am I but im still not doing it
That's fine
slender mica
I cant believe you slandered tomatos
hexed igloo
okay ive tolerated you until now
Okay snotboy go eat ur bitter snotfruit
olive raven
pov stuff I do while Argus sits on Darktide
slender mica
I hope you enjoy never eating italian food or pizza or most sauces or basic stew flavors again
sterile stone
pov stuff I do while Argus sits on Darktide
Holy shit look at that
void bison
Tomato fucking sucks
your average resting heart beat needs to be zero
sterile stone
An albino sea lion
hexed igloo
I hope you enjoy never eating italian food or pizza or most sauces or basic stew...
I have my pizza with cheese sauce instead of marinara
And stew is generally meh I can leave it fine
sterile stone
pov stuff I do while Argus sits on Darktide
I was suppose to go do a hot pot with a roommate this week
But guess what
My coworker got fucken FIRED
olive raven
BAHHAHAHA
sterile stone
and guess who had to pick up their hours
slender mica
You can make salad without tomato yk
if you like sad salads
glossy nimbus
My coworker got fucken FIRED
For?
hexed igloo
your average resting heart beat needs to be zero
My resting heartrate sits just barely under the level where the hospital monitor alarms go off
glossy nimbus
Tomato ok
glossy nimbus
She beat her family member….
Yikes
void bison
My resting heartrate sits just barely under the level where the hospital monitor...
does your heart work or are you running on placebo
hexed igloo
if you like sad salads
I like salads that don't taste like shit because there's tomato
sterile stone
You kinda don’t want someone who beats people
As a care giver
That kinda you know
Scares the client
hexed igloo
does your heart work or are you running on placebo
It goes I think
slender mica
I like salads that don't taste like shit because there's tomato
idk youre just missing out on a huge variety food
my diet is like 30% tomato
full nebula
I like most vegetables but I dont like tomatoes, and squash
void bison
You should be in constant mourning that your genetic makeup forbids you to like tomato
hexed igloo
idk youre just missing out on a huge variety food
I think you're also misunderstanding me tomato flesh is fine it's the slime I have issue with
full nebula
Tomatoes a fruit but same shit
long oasis
My resting heartrate sits just barely under the level where the hospital monitor...
maybe its because your daily sodium intake is 300% the daily recommended
slender mica
I think you're also misunderstanding me tomato *flesh* is fine it's the slime I ...
I dont like raw tomato
sterile stone
I like most vegetables but I dont like tomatoes, and squash
When I was replacing pasta with alternatives
hexed igloo
maybe its because your daily sodium intake is 300% the daily recommended
No its definitely the caffeine
long oasis
sure
long oasis
seriously tho lay off the ramen packets I dont wanna see you die horribly
void bison
maybe its because your daily sodium intake is 300% the daily recommended
my sodium intake is apocalyptic but my doctor hasn't told me i'm dying yet
hexed igloo
I'm built diff bro it'll be fine
slender mica
u can go die horribly
long oasis
my sodium intake is apocalyptic but my doctor hasn't told me i'm dying yet
u will be soon
after im done
void bison
fuck off until pluribus gets more seasons though
slender mica
I'm built diff bro it'll be fine
what about marinara or salsa tho
long oasis
u have to outlive asmongold
slender mica
you dont like those either? ;.;
sterile stone
u have to outlive asmongold
You can’t outlive the roach god
Brother was born on the filth
long oasis
You can’t outlive the roach god
I will outlive him
hexed igloo
what about marinara or salsa tho
Marinara is OK I don't like salsa, partially because avocado is revolting
void bison
I'm not outliving a Great Unclean One
slender mica
u have to outlive asmongold
I dont think he lives past 50-60 with his lifestyle
long oasis
also isnt he dating an 18 year old or something
sterile stone
He gets passive buffs from living in garbage
slender mica
sedentary, terrible diet, unclean house
long oasis
not related but I thought it was worth talking abt
long oasis
I dont think he lives past 50-60 with his lifestyle
are we taking bets
void bison
maybe he is
slender mica
are we taking bets
no im por
long oasis
u have two kidneys and a liver
slender mica
and they stay in my body lol
long oasis
I can get them out
void bison
he doesn't have empathy which is a big boon to lifespans because you're never stressed about the amount of suffering
so he might live forever
slender mica
I can get them out
void bison
yEAH bASED
long oasis
so he can live like his healthcare is free because hes actually rich af
median steeple
long oasis
you cant outmoney that
youd be surprised
void bison
the johnny depp amber heard trials and it's consequences on asmongold's career trajectory
slender mica
A niche internet micro celebrity
youd be surprised... I had normie coworkers who knew who he was
long oasis
A niche internet micro celebrity
asmongold?
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Yes
long oasis
niche internet celebrity would be like
void bison
He's like the biggest right wing creator pretending to be centrist
long oasis
ssundee
long oasis
not particularly relevant anymore but he has/had influence
olive raven
@sterile stone did I tell you abt when I tickled a tigers nuts
long oasis
Maxamilliondood
maximillian mus?
void bison
he likes big tits in video games and arresting people he disagrees with
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I see
long oasis
He always struck me as sort of a lol cow type
they identify with his lifestyle and he says what they want to hear
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That is very depressing
long oasis
if its woman bad he will say woman bad and then they give him money
hexed igloo
he likes big tits in video games and arresting people he disagrees with
Hey don't we all
nimble fiber
<@352212660709883914> this u?
lmao no but olives suck 
olive raven
Hey don't we all
i dont
slender mica
Whats his like, appeal
I think he attracts other of his kind
a nurgle champion
basically
void bison
shrimply disparage women and minorities and pretend to be having a reasonable centrist take instead of an outlandishly stupid racist take
void bison
Also change your opinion ASAP if your core audience has a change of heart on anything
hearty nebula
:( fatshark y
slender mica
hexed igloo
Fake gamer
olive raven
you dont like big tits?
not particularly
void bison
have zero convictions, he is the mold lord and he must mold himself to his watchers
hexed igloo
not particularly
You weird for that tbh
long oasis
not particularly
fuck
glossy nimbus
Oh maximalian
hexed igloo
but its just not my preference
You an ass enjoyer
glossy nimbus
Ya that guy is trash
slender mica
Oh maximalian
huh
olive raven
You an ass enjoyer
also not my top pick
slender mica
they're talking about asmongold lol
hexed igloo
What's the top pick
slender mica
what did maximillian do to you lol
void bison
weenis fetishist
hexed igloo
weenis fetishist
Into elbows or smtb
olive raven
Into elbows or smtb
nah
hexed igloo
I'm gonna assume you like feet until stated otherwise
olive raven
do you like women..?
i am bisexual yes.
long oasis
foot fetishist spotted
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Lmfao
olive raven
my actual answer is thighs & stomach
slender mica
based
long oasis
so u like femboys
olive raven
no not particularly
long oasis
aw man
sterile stone
<@401737241115754527> did I tell you abt when I tickled a tigers nuts
You worry me
olive raven
those are usually a too insane for me
slender mica
quick hit her with one morbillion more guesses
void bison
what do you think of zane from lego ninjago
sterile stone
maximillian mus?
Nah max is a wholesome dude who’s a big mad in the FGC
Funny enough
He got into a commercial
long oasis
whats his name
olive raven
no one here can ever understand my sexuality or preferences dw
long oasis
its been spelled differently every time in this chat
sterile stone
Maximilliondood
hexed igloo
my actual answer is thighs & stomach
Stomach is based
olive raven
You worry me
i have it on video
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I like a wicked sense of humor more than any aspect of body tbh
slender mica
its been spelled differently every time in this chat
personally I like women who have ||love and respect and care for me||
sterile stone
slender mica
c:
hexed igloo
personally I like women who have ||love and respect and care for me||
Tough ask
long oasis
no one here can ever understand my sexuality or preferences dw
u like panzer tanks
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Floor tiles guy
hexed igloo
I like a wicked sense of humor more than any aspect of body tbh
I like it when she
olive raven
u like panzer tanks
yknow you just basically said tank tanks
sterile stone
i have it on video
I bet you have all kinds of odd shit on your phone
long oasis
personally I like women who have ||love and respect and care for me||
impossible to find
olive raven
I bet you have all kinds of odd shit on your phone
yes
long oasis
yknow you just basically said tank tanks
bro please dont chai chai me
sterile stone
You just reminded me
void bison
sorry chinese name person lol
player 2307 is his formal name
hexed igloo
sorry chinese name person lol
It's OK he's larping anyway
sterile stone
I didn’t drink my green juice today
olive raven
bro please dont chai chai me
you mean tea tea
long oasis
im not larping!!!
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Atp I like it when she does not say "I love you" within the first three months that always feels like a bad sign
long oasis
I am small and perhaps pink
void bison
im not larping!!!
are you gorping
slender mica
Atp I like it when she does not say "I love you" within the first three months t...
2nd date
take it or leave it
olive raven
Atp I like it when she does not say "I love you" within the first three months t...
ntm
hexed igloo
Atp I like it when she does not say "I love you" within the first three months t...
I had a 2 week girlfriend who said I love you literally day 2 I was like damn okay
olive raven
calling me out here
void bison
are you gorping
hexed igloo
Like dude cool it I don't know you
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I had a 2 week girlfriend who said I love you literally day 2 I was like damn ok...
Same and we are broken up now lmfao
slender mica
that is an absolute GORP
sterile stone
calling me out here
Bruh I can hear this lady listening to the steps of the biblical rapture in the other room
slender mica
what a gorper
olive raven
is this my fate
sterile stone
I wanna go home
olive raven
to become the 2 week girlfriend
hexed igloo
to become the 2 week girlfriend
Just be normal and it'll work out
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Hey someone out there likes the brand of mental illness that's a first week I love you
sterile stone
Just be normal and it'll work out
Could be worse
slender mica
for an arbitrary amount of time that I also dont understand
void bison
is there any way you can make it worse?
therapy hasn't taught you this one simple trick
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Indulge it
sterile stone
i think ill just stop treating my disorder
@gray ice suplex the creature
void bison
I like these ideas do you have a whiteboard
olive raven
Love ts
i accidentally sped past a program manager from my work on friday
i did 20-80 in like 3 seconds
😭
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I am a "does 110 on the highway" person
hexed igloo
I am a doesn't drive person
sterile stone
i did 20-80 in like 3 seconds
Never knew a Prius could drive that fast
olive raven
im a "stop speeding at 70" so progressive doesnt ding me
calm salmon
https://tenor.com/view/dogdiesamengodbless-gif-23866738
First time?
This is leux on a good day
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I decline the funny car tracker
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Ik that shit is gonna make my insurance go up
long oasis
First time?
yuh
hexed igloo
clicks on profile
>leux_
Okay pikapika
olive raven
Are you sure you're not bald
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
void bison
someone i knew in highschool pretended to have an evil alter ego alien called Lex
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Call me whatever you want
Late for dinner
sterile stone
Call me whatever you want
McDonald’s fry bagger
hexed igloo
Call me whatever you want
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DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
1A
sterile stone
money's money
You got me
olive raven
clicks on profile
>leux_
i kept it for memories sake
ive used leux in some form since like
2016?
sterile stone
How the fuck is it pronounced tho
slender mica
McDonald’s fry bagger
ok mf no more fries for you
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I love changing my identity online
calm salmon
How the fuck is it pronounced tho
I always read it as loo
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It's nice to wear different skin every now and then
sterile stone
Cause I always pronounced it as lew
olive raven
yknow how u say like
sterile stone
I always read it as loo
Yeah same
olive raven
in lieu
void bison
like that one elden ring boss
olive raven
its lieu
olive raven
you say it like a french person
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Ey Louie
calm salmon
leeu
void bison
whore-ah loo the savage elden lord guy
calm salmon
fair enough
slender mica
It's nice to wear different skin every now and then
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whore-ah loo the savage elden lord guy
Love that fight
olive raven
yea lol
calm salmon
Boy do I have news for you
void bison
Love that fight
I can't remember if I fought him
long oasis
tbf there are no good nicknames for you if your name is alex or alexis or alexa
olive raven
tbf there are no good nicknames for you if your name is alex or alexis or alexa
Lex
Lexi
olive raven
lexbian
calm salmon
a fellow alexis \[T]/
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I can't remember if I fought him
Did you beat the game?
long oasis
they used to call me the destroyer
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Hes mandatory
plush estuary
olive raven
a fellow alexis \\[T]/
oh god.
void bison
no
long oasis
its not much of a tank class
olive raven
the only tank i respect is reinhardt
sterile stone
i just dislike tank classes
Banana peel upon your lineage
long oasis
you are more mobile than veteran!
olive raven
Banana peel upon your lineage
dude
glossy nimbus
i just dislike tank classes
Do you dislike fatmangus
olive raven
i am the banana peel on my lineage
glossy nimbus
cuz it feels like a new class
void bison
Did you beat the game?
I got to the windswept back in time place but I didn't fight flaccid deuce the hydra dragon i don't think, I killed the fire giant and I got somewhere in the dlc before stopping
sterile stone
what is your pfp
It’s a old photo my sister sent me like years ago
glossy cloud
How could anyone hate the fat man named Gus?
slender mica
i am the banana peel on my lineage
I think my families lineage is ending this generation lmao...
glossy nimbus
I have almost as much health as ogyrn
mobility
high damage
and can oneshot bosses
calm salmon
Thankfully I have a sister with three kids
olive raven
I think my families lineage is ending this generation lmao...
if it werent for my brother, yea
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I got to the windswept back in time place but I didn't fight flaccid deuce the h...
Then I do not believe you would have.
calm salmon
so I don't have to worry about that
sterile stone
what is your pfp
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Hes like 2nd to last base game
olive raven
so I don't have to worry about that
oh so your family name is ending
wow
thats wild
slender mica
mf has a lineage
sterile stone
The expansive empire
slender mica
no I meant it for srs. I have like 3-4 living family members within 2 generations
calm salmon
baby boomers got after it
sterile stone
baby boomers got after it
Family got the extra slots dlc
slender mica
and 2 of those are already old people
olive raven
no I meant it for srs. I have like 3-4 living family members within 2 generation...
for what now
slender mica
serious
sterile stone
no I meant it for srs. I have like 3-4 living family members within 2 generation...
I was planning on a legal name change given my name is based on a lie
sterile stone
But I kept it out of respect of my dead pops
calm salmon
thats wild
I would like to point out I'm restraining on a joke rn
olive raven
i gotta change my name in... three fucking countries
slender mica
well now you gotta say it
olive raven
fml
sterile stone
well now you gotta say it
Lmao no
slender mica
not your NAME
sterile stone
I have the whitest white person name ever
void bison
I have the whitest white person name ever
Aaron
olive raven
nah say it
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I have the whitest white person name ever
Wdym your name isn't Chief Sitting Jackass
sterile stone
it'd be rude
Forgive nothing
teal sun
Had to solo dark communion on malice because nobody joined me
sterile stone
Wdym your name isn't Chief Sitting Jackass
Wish
olive raven
dont be a bitch im waiting
teal sun
My back hurts
slender mica
Naw I've long since forgiven Lex about it
calm salmon
Forgive nothing
Args, how long have you known me
calm salmon
Hate just ain't in my soul brother
sterile stone
dont be a bitch im waiting
I’m pretty sure if you check the other discord it’s somewhere there
teal sun
No
calm salmon
Pretty sure I could malice with my eyes closed at this point
teal sun
I never said that was hard
sterile stone
Args, how long have you known me
Shit it’s been what?
olive raven
Koi , Coy L4WL
someone translate
teal sun
It just took a whole hour or so
sterile stone
2 years?
olive raven
why is cica talkin like inumaki
copper hawk
Hate just ain't in my soul brother
Hate is good 4 U
teal sun
The bots are absolute buns
slender mica
Pretty sure I could malice with my eyes closed at this point
the hardest thing would be navigating the map with ur eyes closed
slender mica
Hate is good 4 U
olive raven
slender mica
do u guys know grinches ultimatum
sterile stone
https://tenor.com/view/tuna-mayo-gif-20507011
We circling back to the English spud joke
void bison
tuna with mustard mayo and relish
olive raven
@calm salmon dm it to me at least
olive raven
We circling back to the English spud joke
do u know jjk
sterile stone
Fuck you mean
nimble fiber
cheese
sterile stone
You musty lip cretin
olive raven
slender mica
im pretty sure I got bullied in middle school for liking anime
now its mass culture
mfs need to make up their minds
sterile stone
im pretty sure I got bullied in middle school for liking anime
Was just about to say this
Crazy how a lot of nerd culture became main stream
long oasis
because the nerds grew up and had children who may or may not be nerds
glossy nimbus
watching mr e stream and its a little frustrating I can't lie
sterile stone
We outlast the trials ja?
slender mica
speaking of anime, a frieren episode released yesterday and I need to see it...
glossy nimbus
annoying
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It is a Nutria btw
sterile stone
https://tenor.com/view/frieren-anime-elf-cute-kawaii-gif-1391919008270779198
I hate to be that guy
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I have been educated
sterile stone
Like I really do
long oasis
rodents
sterile stone
But every time I see this character’s face
long oasis
theyre all the same
sterile stone
It’s always followed by the most racist shit you’ve ever read
slender mica
I don't like the way he's using dclaw
ok but do you know hes doing a challenge rn?
void bison
We outlast the trials ja?
I didn't know you were in therapy to be the best you
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theyre all the same
I love rodentia tbh
slender mica
It’s always followed by the most racist shit you’ve ever read
huh
glossy nimbus
ok but do you know hes doing a challenge rn?
I'm aware
void bison
Always remember, Murkoff loves you.
slender mica
I havent had that problem
sterile stone
I havent had that problem
Not on discord
sterile stone
It’s twitter mind you
slender mica
thats more of a symptom of wherever you're at lmao
sterile stone
thats more of a symptom of wherever you're at lmao
Brother I’m a mixed race individual
You learn a lot when you’re in a predominantly Caucasian space
People may not say how they feel out loud often
long oasis
I love rodentia tbh
theres a mouse with like a 90% hunting success rate
slender mica
uhh I meant online...
sterile stone
uhh I meant online...
That aswell
long oasis
in comparison lions sit at about 30%
hexed igloo
tbf there are no good nicknames for you if your name is alex or alexis or alexa
Big al
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Brother I’m a mixed race individual
Someone once told me I enjoy soda in the blackest way possible which felt like such a weird racial hang up
sterile stone
Someone once told me I enjoy soda in the blackest way possible which felt like s...
That’s so weird
hexed igloo
I wanna know what he meant by that
glossy nimbus
Someone once told me I enjoy soda in the blackest way possible which felt like s...
Okay what the fuck does that mean
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Fruit soda room temp with ice btw, specifically orange
glossy nimbus
I'm black
long oasis
vicious predator
void bison
my mom told me when I was a kid that I was acting like an angry black lady
glossy nimbus
I don't understand what the fuck that's supposed to mean
void bison
it was on a canoe trip
hexed igloo
Fruit soda room temp with ice btw, specifically orange
I could see it if it was grape soda but like orange?
deft badge
Oh he was definitely racist in some way, but when we went to the strip club he always got dances specifically from black girls
Idk dude was weird
glossy nimbus
he was a white dude wasn't he
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Yes.
royal vortex
https://tenor.com/view/lockjaw-colonel-lockjaw-you-like-black-girls-i-love-black...
TRUE
hexed igloo
he was a white dude wasn't he
A black guy wouldn't be saying that lmao
glossy nimbus
A black guy wouldn't be saying that lmao
Okay listen
hexed igloo
Oh he was definitely racist in some way, but when we went to the strip club he a...
White supremacists when you ask the race of their wife
glossy nimbus
Black people stereotype the fuck out of themselves on a regular basis, I'm called white regularly by my mom and was a lot by black clasmates
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vicious predator
Thats the uh, really popular grasshopper mouse right
void bison
White supremacists when you ask the race of their wife
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!
long oasis
yea
slender mica
me when race discussion in chat
long oasis
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!
lusty argonian wife
slender mica
hexed igloo
me when race discussion in chat
Be glad we ain't in arbites chat
void bison
slender mica
Be glad we ain't in arbites chat
yikes
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me when race discussion in chat
My bad lol
hexed igloo
long oasis
Be glad we ain't in arbites chat
me when my dog is named ICE and my arbites is named BODYCAMOFF
glossy nimbus
Like we need to be held accountable for racist shit as much as white people are
long oasis
40k fans are truly the dregs of society
royal vortex
Pierogi wizard has arrived
today was a splendid day
sterile stone
40k fans are truly the dregs of society
I’m waiting for the next unhinged post to pop up
glossy nimbus
I should stop before I say something that can be driven the wrong way entirely
royal vortex
one of the players in my imperium maledictum campaign did the funniest thing ever and became a daemonhost
hexed igloo
me when my dog is named ICE and my arbites is named BODYCAMOFF
My arbite is called Halcyon and my dog is Princess
sterile stone
I missed the last guy who got banned
slender mica
long oasis
imperial guardsman?
sterile stone
one of the players in my imperium maledictum campaign did the funniest thing eve...
Psyker I’m guessing
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I missed the last guy who got banned
Which one
calm salmon
40k fans are truly the dregs of society
yippee
slender mica
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I wish I knew
Lmfao
royal vortex
Psyker I’m guessing
indeed
sterile stone
I showed up like right at the aftermath of the guy getting the boot
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https://tenor.com/view/freddy-freddy-fazbear-fazbear-fazbear-pizza-place-freddy-...
I'm not sorry anymore
royal vortex
it wasn't even on purpose it was the case of the worst possible luck one could have
long oasis
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it wasn't even on purpose it was the case of the worst possible luck one could h...
Does IM have the same fucked up tables like the FFG games?
royal vortex
yes
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Lmfao nice
royal vortex
and it's actually harder to avoid them i think
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I love those tables ngl
long oasis
hes simply never been in a game with an inferno psyker I assume
console player
royal vortex
like if you get 6/8 warp charge you are, inevitably, rolling +60 on the phenomena (and if you roll perils, a +60 perils roll) at some point
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"Uh yeah you crit failed which means everyone around you will now suffer"
slender mica
"Uh yeah you crit failed which means everyone around you will now suffer"
real psyker hours
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like if you get 6/8 warp charge you are, inevitably, rolling +60 on the phenomen...
I know a dude who kept casting through red rains and inevitably got possessed and fucked over the whole party
void bison
the stormcloaks in skyrim piss me off
sterile stone
Wait was this the guy
nimble fiber
We outlast the trials ja?
depends on how soonish
sterile stone
Didn’t seriously spiral from this
royal vortex
I know a dude who kept casting through red rains and inevitably got possessed an...
the player in question did a bunch of blasting, purged his peril, and rolled blood rain
which doubles the warp charge gained
sterile stone
depends on how soonish
45 ish minutes
nimble fiber
but yeah down
slender mica
Didn’t seriously spiral from this
idk honestly. I read the conversation and I think they were getting ragebaited
long oasis
Didn’t seriously spiral from this
what
nimble fiber
sure
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How new are they? Like do they even know what red rains are?
royal vortex
the car they were in crashes, he's the last guy to wake up and he very quickly gets thrashed by one of the aliens chasing them
he pushes on a test to seal wounds after his arm gets broken
rolls a 10, which is the max warp charge, and it all gets doubled to 24 (counting the power's base warp charge)
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I'm ngl I love how fucked up playing psykers is in 40k games
long oasis
oh yea and the other guy
royal vortex
How new are they? Like do they even know what red rains are?
i think the psyker player did but the rest of the crew were not very aware until he started floating in the air and glowing
royal vortex
one player was taking the aim action and was gonna shoot the alien attacking him
slender mica
i think the psyker player did but the rest of the crew were not very aware until...
I dont really understand the system. did he get unlucky or did he fuck up
royal vortex
he had two ranks of deadeye, so +1 sl and advantage if he takes the target location action
void bison
total war 40k should have psykers that turn into daemonhosts
royal vortex
and he shot him in the head and burst his brain
royal vortex
I dont really understand the system. did he get unlucky or did he fuck up
both
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He got unlucky while fucking up
long oasis
tf is red rains
median steeple
Feeling like gale of waterdeep where I wanna KMS at the slightest inconvenience
royal vortex
and he shot him in the head and burst his brain
however i couldn't really justify nothing happening with the raw amount of warp energy so i halved the modifier for the perils roll
long oasis
Feeling like gale of waterdeep where I wanna KMS at the slightest inconvenience
gale?
median steeple
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tf is red rains
Psykic manifestation that fucks over casting, basically
Like
Big no no to casting in every 40k rpg
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Not really
slender mica
Big no no to casting in every 40k rpg
huh. is that a balancing feature or a "fuck you wizard" feature
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huh. is that a balancing feature or a "fuck you wizard" feature
Both
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Res9
slender mica
I had the joy of being at a "fuck you wizard" table once where every encounter had counterspells
void bison
nioh 3 released
slender mica
I wasnt even being that annoying
void bison
beta decay looks neat
royal vortex
huh. is that a balancing feature or a "fuck you wizard" feature
psychic powers in the 40k systems are generally a bit overturned for the exp cost
especially impmal
long oasis
requiem?
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I had the joy of being at a "fuck you wizard" table once where every encounter h...
How into 40k are you
royal vortex
like with the right powers you can open almost any door
slender mica
How into 40k are you
not super. I play v2, darktide, and listen to lore occasionally
royal vortex
but in a lore and mechanical sense this is balanced by the potential for overwhelming catastrophe
slender mica
on the big stuff. like war in heaven or horus heresy
long oasis
beta decay looks neat
whats the player size for that
hexed igloo
Guy w the worst haircut I've ever seen and he reeked like rotting fruit bruh
royal vortex
darktide is different because it's a videogame and if you randomly spawned daemons when you cast people would get upset
void bison
not super. I play v2, darktide, and listen to lore occasionally
did you hear about how necrons turned their gods into double A batteries
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not super. I play v2, darktide, and listen to lore occasionally
Do you know how psykers work
long oasis
darktide is different because it's a videogame and if you randomly spawned daemo...
also our psykers are like actually good at their jobs
slender mica
did you hear about how necrons turned their gods into double A batteries
yea thats the war in heaven no?
royal vortex
for the record the perils roll was only like twenty points below the required number for the worst result on the table
slender mica
they gooned their god
void bison
i think it happens after they win
hexed igloo
Do you know how psykers work
Do you know how I work up your mom
long oasis
one of them even has schola training!
royal vortex
which would've been the biggest possible catastrophe. the examples listed are a greater daemon summoning or a spacehulk appearing in orbit
slender mica
Do you know how psykers work
they goon their warp until they chaos
royal vortex
it was the action of one brave chirurgeon with a rivet gun that saved the party from certain death
deft badge
they goon their warp until they chaos
Kinda, they actively channel the warp to manifest changes in reality, which they can lose control of
slender mica
which would've been the biggest possible catastrophe. the examples listed are a ...
oh wtf
sterile stone
one of them even has schola training!
Brother got a high school education and he’s suddenly better off than 98.5% of his species
slender mica
who even 1v1s them? primarchs?
royal vortex
well this guy was a powerful psyker
void bison
whats the player size for that
also ultrakill will probably be finished
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I've had psykers end worlds via fucking up in 40k campaigns cause they manifested Greater Daemons
slender mica
holy shit this is zealot chat I forgot
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who even 1v1s them? primarchs?
Guilliman has, yeah
slender mica
ive never seen people talk about zealot here
long oasis
also ultrakill will probably be finished
I thought it was finished
hexed igloo
holy shit this is zealot chat I forgot
Many such cases
royal vortex
to be fair the result gives you a bit of leeway
void bison
I thought it was finished
your thoughts can't be trusted.
wheat matrix
Mephiston probably fucking would because of course he would
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Did they have no fate points to burn?
royal vortex
and generally i think people will go with something campaign derailing but more interesting than you are all dead
sterile stone
Mephiston probably fucking would because of course he would
||British|| jumpscare
slender mica
okay so khorne maybe scary and all but just like, shroudfield relic sword backstab headshot?
idk?
royal vortex
the other players did (and thus would've) but the psyker opted to roll with getting brained (and then possessed)
sterile stone
I gotchu
royal vortex
British ||jumpscare||
hexed igloo
Woah woah not the place to be dropping slurs
ivory marlin
Hi josho
slender mica
Hey dude can you censor that
ivory marlin
Hi yog ily
royal vortex
the best part of the whole thing was that none of it would've happened if one of the players didn't suggest going on a hunting trip as reconnaissance
sterile stone
is it tea?
I’ve heard they spawn from ripened potatoes
royal vortex
there were like 3 times where someone chose the only possible action that would've made things worse
void bison
Hi yog ily
if you REALLLY loved me you'd watch pluribus and plurb out...
hexed igloo
I’ve heard they spawn from ripened potatoes
That's russians
sterile stone
That's russians
Oh my bad
slender mica
and generally i think people will go with something campaign derailing but more ...
ehh its 40k though
ivory marlin
if you REALLLY loved me you'd watch pluribus and plurb out...
Its on my list
slender mica
surely their characters die
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there were like 3 times where someone chose the only possible action that would'...
Average tt game tbh
long oasis
what the fuck is a pluribus
sterile stone
Then uhhhh
Stream it in the vc
ivory marlin
Then uhhhh
Severance
void bison
plurbius
long oasis
oh ive seen clips
ivory marlin
Stream it in the vc
Nah i watch shows on my xbeesy
void bison
what the fuck is a pluribus
you'd be so plurbed if you watched it
sterile stone
Nah i watch shows on my xbeesy
The hell is that shit
wheat matrix
Also arg ur old as shit
ivory marlin
Xbox
sterile stone
Also arg ur old as shit
Yeah atleast I don’t have cavities
long oasis
args is like in his 50s right
hexed igloo
Also arg ur old as shit
Go pay your telly loicense cro
sterile stone
args is like in his 50s right
51
ivory marlin
args is like in his 50s right
60 but lies and says hes 51
long oasis
old school cool!
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Yog what is a pluribus
slender mica
can I pet
copper hawk
Yog what is a pluribus
It a tv show !
void bison
oh ive seen clips
I saw one clip out of context before seeing it
slender mica
is good boy?
ivory marlin
Yog what is a pluribus
Its a show
copper hawk
T.v. showe !
hexed igloo
slender mica
what is pluribus
void bison
Yog what is a pluribus
watch the plurb. become the plurb.
copper hawk
It's HDG for normiez
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I'm ngl I thought it was a word yog was making up this whole time, thanks
copper hawk
Heh .
glossy nimbus
IM PLURRING IT IM PLURRING IT!!
deft badge
It's HDG for normiez
What is HDG
slender mica
It's HDG for normiez
what is hdg
glossy nimbus
What is HDG
Oh no
plush estuary
What is hdg
hexed igloo
What's hdg
void bison
I'm ngl I thought it was a word yog was making up this whole time, thanks
Just watch it while you know literally nothing about it besides "Miserable woman on quest to save the world from happiness"
long oasis
hot dip galvanization
void bison
hooked me in first episode!!!!!! i'm a plurber
sterile stone
hot dip galvanization
Steel workers rise up
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Just watch it while you know literally nothing about it besides "Miserable woman...
I see i see
hexed igloo
Steel workers rise up
Chinese steel mill cctv footage
void bison
oaahhhggg i'm plurbing
glossy nimbus
@narrow mauve
ivory marlin
What is HDG
Huge dong guys
long oasis
if I bet 50 dollars that hdg is fetish material would I get 100 dollars
sterile stone
Chinese steel mill cctv footage
The humble factory worker when he sees the live leak logo in the top left corner of his peripherals
void bison
I see i see
do you like breaking bad or saul better be called
ivory marlin
Chat what the flip
glossy nimbus
Gen alpha language is probably going go be very sanitized
sterile stone
Breh
slender mica
idk honest I was expecting hdg to be a deez nutz joke when i asked
void bison
do NOT hit up the lathe videos
glossy nimbus
Friend
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do you like breaking bad or saul better be called
I've never watched them because atp idk if they'd live up to the hype and I don't normally watch multi season shows
slender mica
I talked to a girl who wanted to watch air plane crash compilations while listening to hyperpop with me
royal vortex
I talked to a girl who wanted to watch air plane crash compilations while listen...
Some people are meant to be confined to the basement
ivory marlin
I've never watched them because atp idk if they'd live up to the hype and I don'...
Lowkey, its like those shows were where its like “oh its good but just skip yhe first 5 seasons”
void bison
I've never watched them because atp idk if they'd live up to the hype and I don'...
I was asking cause vince gilligan made them and now he's plurbing everywhere
ivory marlin
Idk
median steeple
Watched the fucking Swiss v Canada game in the Olympics
ivory marlin
I really liked iron lung
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Tbh I can't remember the last live action show I even watched
median steeple
Holy fuck I feel so bad for the Swiss goalie
ivory marlin
So i don’t think so
copper hawk
SHUT THE FUCK UP
LMFAO
slender mica
Lowkey, its like those shows were where its like “oh its good but just skip yhe ...
3 episodes
if it takes longer, im just not interested
ivory marlin
Real
deft badge
Holy fuck I feel so bad for the Swiss goalie
copper hawk
void bison
Tbh I can't remember the last live action show I even watched
I really like the concept of pluribus so i'm glad vince didn't just make another crime drama show
even though both of those are some of my favorites of all time
royal vortex
where's the walt jr spinoff
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My favorite show i think most people recognize by name is like, Bojack Horseman tbh
void bison
whats it about?
slender mica
whats it about?
depressed horseman
median steeple
Jessos
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You've never seen Bojack, Yog?
royal vortex
whats it about?
Guy who has already watched the show
deft badge
Seems like your type of thing tbh
void bison
Guy who has already watched the show
horse
void bison
My favorite show i think most people recognize by name is like, Bojack Horseman ...
I don't watch many so my favorites would be bbad/bcsaul, chernobyl
deft badge
I don't watch many so my favorites would be bbad/bcsaul, chernobyl
To me it is about striving to be better.
hexed igloo
Last movie I watched was avatar 2 in theaters
void bison
to me it is about avoiding boats and children
long oasis
epstein got charged before bojack tho
void bison
bojackle horsenstein
glossy cloud
Epstein has been a pressing matter well before Bojack even came out tbh
void bison
chernobyl probably isn't my favorite anymore tbh I need to rewatch it for a 3rd total time to know
long oasis
to me it is about avoiding boats and children
would you say you behave more like a particle or a wave in front of women
plush estuary
Can't believe Bojack predicted Epstein
even knew about flat earth
oh wait, joke was other way
void bison
would you say you behave more like a particle or a wave in front of women
A particle that's more likely to sift or weave past instead of making any contact, this can apply to any gender or homo sapiens lifeform usually
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I should rewatch Bojack