zealot-class

[plush estuary]

holy based

his build is right

who needs the other parts of the tree

[hexed igloo]

Who needs literally anything else when you have btl

[deft badge]

At least he has the melee talents

I like the funny VT2 meta shield.

[glossy nimbus]

Get fucked

[deft badge]

yk what

fo4 is fun specifically on survival

i wonder how long i will hold this opinion this time

[placid fiber]

2 weeks tops

[deft badge]

Maybe

I'm not trying to force The Optimal route this time

[placid fiber]

Difficulty: Yes

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1345517449256108195/Home_run.gif

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2019940262126944306

may guilty gear irl (@Niwa___________)

X · Feb 7, 2026, 1:04 AM

https://x.com/i/status/2019939072752717872

delty (@DeltyThe73rd)

How I'm moving with a car on the line

X · Feb 7, 2026, 12:59 AM

[acoustic dune]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/Space_Warlord_Baby_Trading_Simulator/

Steam

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren't monsters.

You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing out the moment they win the Galactic Lottery!…

Price

$16.99

Recommendations

185

ITS OUT

@twin wagon

ITS OUT

[deft badge]

Awful timing for that title

[acoustic dune]

how so?

its perfect

[narrow mauve]

zealot chat zealot chat i got a new oc/sona

[deft badge]

You know how so

[acoustic dune]

is it a furry

[placid fiber]

Thats one hell of a title

[narrow mauve]

hold on does this count as a furry

[opaque island]

im literally watching it right now, it looks pretty fun in a weird way

[narrow mauve]

actually bugs usually have fur

[placid fiber]

I have no clue what this classifies as

[acoustic dune]

in my portfolio i put furries in it

and called it chimera

[narrow mauve]

i called it a 'millinaga'

nagapede

[acoustic dune]

you showed us a chimera

[narrow mauve]

it might as well be

[placid fiber]

Half person half millipede

however u spell that

[narrow mauve]

i don't know

i think she is
pretty cool

i think

[acoustic dune]

a centipede

[glossy nimbus]

Oh hey merp is here

[acoustic dune]

like centur

[twin wagon]

It's like playing stocks but without any real risk

[glossy nimbus]

Merp play havoc 33 w me

[visual stream]

Centipede and millipede are different

[placid fiber]

centipedes have less legs tho

[acoustic dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1386740878697169039/1447573926845612244/dirt-1.gif

[narrow mauve]

i just came back from the worst fucking part in existence

[acoustic dune]

mentipede then

[narrow mauve]

please let me rest

[acoustic dune]

damn

[acoustic dune]

wanna draw monkeys?

[narrow mauve]

centipidular

[glossy nimbus]

Its not hard

[copper hawk]

Draw shadow

[placid fiber]

Hi cica

[glossy nimbus]

We should play rot armor

[copper hawk]

The hedgehog

[narrow mauve]

i am tired

my head hurts

im pretty sure im drunk

[copper hawk]

Hi DarkSpillSnorrior

[glossy nimbus]

Lets play rot armor!!!

[placid fiber]

gottem

[acoustic dune]

mpreg list

[narrow mauve]

mpreg reactions GO

[calm shore]

anyone willing to help me get a the "only a flesh wound" zealot penance? i just need to be in a strike team

[sterile stone]

Put the vodka bottle down Ivan

You worry your poor babushka

[narrow mauve]

i am not called ivan

[sterile stone]

I’ve made you Ivan

[narrow mauve]

i still have a pretty slavic name i think

šimon not pronounced as simon btw

[sterile stone]

Like Simeon?

[olive raven]

who is this

[acoustic dune]

lex 2 i guess

[sterile stone]

Damn

[acoustic dune]

(cica)

[narrow mauve]

the s is pronounced like a 'sch'

[sterile stone]

Oh that’s funky

[narrow mauve]

schimeon

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-horse-gif-15052383236924766779

[narrow mauve]

shimi shimi yeah..

[olive raven]

1. im not bald
2. im not that level of weird
3. i only have a 5 head

[sterile stone]

Shy me on?

[olive raven]

4. im a woman

[acoustic dune]

so yamato

[sterile stone]

Is that how’s it’s pronounced?

[acoustic dune]

so yamato

[olive raven]

who the fuck

is yamato

[acoustic dune]

@frosty herald

[frozen sparrow]

My first time seeing a shroud zealot this good

[olive raven]

@sterile stone do i need to be offended at this

[narrow mauve]

depending on who you ask it's also pronounced with a normal 'o'

[acoustic dune]

wanna see my edit of yamato?

[sterile stone]

Show her

[narrow mauve]

its actually a very normal name compared to some of the ones ive heard

[sterile stone]

Please

I need the laugh

[narrow mauve]

'Slavislav' gotta be my personal fav

[olive raven]

oh god.

[olive raven]

if i k-

[narrow mauve]

Gašpar is also a really good-

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/faith-mortis-2

[narrow mauve]

WHAT

[sterile stone]

Was gonna say

[olive raven]

what in da fuq is this

[acoustic dune]

i made a lot of slay edit of people

[sterile stone]

Like the most common names I’ve seen for Slavs is like

[acoustic dune]

cause they asked

[olive raven]

horrific

[sterile stone]

Ivan, Boris, Dimitri, Vladimir, and Anatoli

[frosty herald]

dont forget yuri

[narrow mauve]

slovaks and czechs really like slavs

[frosty herald]

thats also a popular russian name

[sterile stone]

Yeah and yuri

[narrow mauve]

like, slav

[olive raven]

and Ilya

[narrow mauve]

Pravoslav

[narrow mauve]

Stur

Štúr

[olive raven]

i will say

if anything

[narrow mauve]

influential guy

[olive raven]

ur an interesting individual

[sterile stone]

Slur

[acoustic dune]

@violet hornet

[olive raven]

whether that is good or not

idk

[glossy nimbus]

Tf

[narrow mauve]

my personal favourite is uhh

[acoustic dune]

its not

[sterile stone]

Do y’all have old Soviet statues still around

[narrow mauve]

hold on lemme think

[narrow mauve]

We have soviet murals.

[sterile stone]

Wooord

[narrow mauve]

I dont think czechoslovakia was important enough for statues

[glossy nimbus]

Merp

[sterile stone]

Old Soviet art style is a vibe

[glossy nimbus]

Y r u a furry

[acoustic dune]

ialso made this 2 years ago

[sterile stone]

It’s cause he’s bald

[narrow mauve]

commies came in, banged the entire economy into the floor and then left until the local regime decided to lessen up the law

at which point they came back

with tanks

[glossy nimbus]

Tanks

[acoustic dune]

o ey

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/atomic-heart-die-from-cringe

[sterile stone]

I think the last video I’ve seen of the Czechs

[acoustic dune]

found this in the folder

[hexed igloo]

Who is any of that

[sterile stone]

Was some dude in the back of a drop top Mercedes

Firing a ak as it was doing donuts

[acoustic dune]

someone was pissed by mogging mogburster

[sterile stone]

In the middle of a street

[acoustic dune]

idk whom tho

i quite literally have folder for zealot chat

[calm shore]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gnarpy-approach-arkelusxrelus

[acoustic dune]

@ivory marlin

[acoustic dune]

it haunt me

[frosty herald]

@sullen forge

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741119243646402592/1465005870487441585/caption-6_1.gif

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-silly-silly-cat-stare-gif-17130425485948020000

[acoustic dune]

i forgor why i made this

[sterile stone]

Ngl I thought this was Epstein for a second

[hexed igloo]

Says more abt you tbh you seein him in ur dreams?

[spare talon]

i hope he makes episode 2 of his minecraft lets play

i cant wait

[sterile stone]

I nearly called you a slur

[acoustic dune]

ey coal

[narrow mauve]

steinrot

[olive raven]

not every white man looks the same dude

[spare talon]

[olive raven]

like

[sterile stone]

Nah but like

[narrow mauve]

every white dude over 50 you mean

[olive raven]

how are we confusing

ANTHONY BOURDAIN

[acoustic dune]

ok chaat

[sullen forge]

Look they’re both corny and annoying

[olive raven]

WITH FUCKIN EPSTEIN

[acoustic dune]

i need a new project

[hexed igloo]

White man over 50 = literally epstein

[sterile stone]

White dude with grey heart and that exact style of shirt

[acoustic dune]

what should i make edit off

somoene wanna be slay?

[narrow mauve]

the resemblence is uncanny

[frosty herald]

hallooooo

[spare talon]

its generally the length of hair, amount of wrinkles, shape of the head
theyre not dissimilar

[olive raven]

dude

[halcyon meteor]

Hello. Anyone has a strong enshrouded build zealot knife for havoc 40 that I can practice with

[olive raven]

why are darktide pubs

so bad

[sterile stone]

I mean

[acoustic dune]

the thammer

[narrow mauve]

oh no someone coming to zealot chat for advice?

[sterile stone]

Pubs in any game are gonna be bad

[olive raven]

i mean yea if u blur the face yea

[olive raven]

such complete dog ass they are

my god

im no longer happy now

day ruined x2

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-concerned-look-around-sad-confused-gif-13135059842887918234

[olive raven]

also apparently 1 shot is enough to get me drunk argus

[narrow mauve]

has anyone tried to make the stein in Where Winds Meet via that AI face maker thingamagig

[olive raven]

this is hell

[spare talon]

its also kind of an existing joke that they look similar

[hexed igloo]

if you make him look like epstein he looks like epstein
Holy shit

[spare talon]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0gD9w8lznCM

[sterile stone]

Noodles and alcohol

[olive raven]

dude the ramen was gas

[sterile stone]

I couldn’t name a more abhorrent combo

[olive raven]

wanna see

[sterile stone]

Go for it

[calm shore]

TO THE PITS OF HELL WITH YE FER ASKIN' FER ADVICE

[hexed igloo]

You ever see citrus mixed with cream liquor

[narrow mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/festus-warhammer-total-war-nurgle-chaos-gif-26599528

[sterile stone]

Okay two questions

Rice noodles?

[narrow mauve]

me

[olive raven]

ramen

[sterile stone]

And what the fuck is that protein?

[hexed igloo]

Yeah that looks fucking heat

[halcyon meteor]

I tried but its too slooow

[full nebula]

No its me

[hexed igloo]

Looks like chashu that just ain't seared

[sterile stone]

This explains the arm highs

[narrow mauve]

I'm sorry, you remember that?

[sterile stone]

I remember every unpleasant thing presented to me

It’s a natural gift

[narrow mauve]

I think that's a trauma reflex.

[olive raven]

Chicken.

[narrow mauve]

I think you should get that checked.

[sterile stone]

That requires money

It’s America

[narrow mauve]

i was about to say

[olive raven]

dont worry argus is used to trauma

[sterile stone]

You need to pay money to feel better

[olive raven]

cuz i beat him

[hexed igloo]

There's no fuckin way that meat is chicken that's pork

[narrow mauve]

i've heard enough

20 TRILLION TO ISRAEL

[sterile stone]

Them fucken shrimp arms

I laugh

[acoustic dune]

the relic sword

[olive raven]

It is chicken.

[hexed igloo]

What the hell did u do to it

[narrow mauve]

We're all mad here.

[hexed igloo]

That is 100% pork belly

[sterile stone]

I don’t speak French

Who’s Oui?

[narrow mauve]

We?

We is a novel.

[worn tapir]

bro skipped 40 levels

[hexed igloo]

chicken broth

[sterile stone]

It is?

[sterile stone]

See

[olive raven]

and its chicken in the dish

[sterile stone]

No one can sit here and tell me

That isn’t Epstein

[hexed igloo]

Chashu is pork belly

[olive raven]

well

shit.

[hexed igloo]

That is pork belly

Lmao

[olive raven]

eyuck.

see what youve done

[hexed igloo]

Chicken doesn't have fat or a meat grain like that

[void bison]

hmm chicken

[sterile stone]

Since when did you start disliking pork?

[olive raven]

you made me dislike the food i like

argus ive disliked pork for awhile

[sterile stone]

I’ve never known that

[olive raven]

if i dont know its pork and enjoy it

just dont tell me

[hexed igloo]

Mb boss iain know you don't like pork

[olive raven]

ramen is mystery meat ok

[sterile stone]

It’s wild to meet more and more people who don’t like pork

But I get it

[olive raven]

yea i generally avoid pork cuz so many of my friends have been muslim or jewish

so

[hexed igloo]

But also how did u even look at that and think it's chicken it looks nothing alike

[olive raven]

cuz it taste like chicken.

[lunar fable]

[hexed igloo]

Chicken just doesn't have fat like that

[olive raven]

fatty chickens do

idk

[hexed igloo]

No they don't lmao they have like no intramuscular fat

[olive raven]

ok so

stawp

lemme enjoy mystery meat

if its mystery meat idc what it is

[hexed igloo]

I hate to be that guy but mystery meat is always pork

[olive raven]

i prolly should tho

thats how i accidentally ate dog'

and cat

[hexed igloo]

If you don't know what the meat is 9/10 times it's pork

[hexed igloo]

Yeah it's dog or horse the rest of the time

Was the dog good tho

[olive raven]

emu is pre good too

croc is good too

[olive raven]

that asian restaurant chef'd it up

real good

i was just like da fuq why didnt you tell me it was dog

[hexed igloo]

Do u know what kinda dog it was

[olive raven]

cuz they just went woof woof when i asked wtf it was

[hexed igloo]

Like German Shephard or like a pug

[olive raven]

dawg i didnt think to fuckin ask

😭

[calm charm]

Marty still playable

?

[olive raven]

also pugs arent dogs

those are rodents

[olive raven]

everything is playable

have fun

[stuck thicket]

it's very good

[calm charm]

Should have said h40 viable

[stuck thicket]

yes

[hexed igloo]

I'd wanna know what dog cos like I'd eat labrador but iain touching bulldog or poodle

[olive raven]

everything is viable.

just git gud

[sterile stone]

You would enjoy mystery meat wouldn’t you

[calm charm]

Because I heard it got nerfed like 2-3 months sgo

I'm back from a break

[stuck thicket]

no its good

[olive raven]

no not rlly thats why my dating preferences exclude certain groups

[sterile stone]

Damn

[hexed igloo]

Hmm

[sterile stone]

Lewbert is racist

[stuck thicket]

a thunderhammer with 50% bonus damage is a thunderhammer with 50% bonus damage

[olive raven]

5'9" or shorter men

etc

[calm charm]

Of course you can make everything work if you are good enough, but tier lists and differences in power are there for a reason

[hexed igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427883524651876426/1463709635461779568/ezgif-100c0640ce9301cf.gif

[calm charm]

I can run a knife with martyrdom and book but why tf would I punish myself

[olive raven]

no like

its not race or anything

[sterile stone]

You’re telling me you wouldn’t go on a date with Kevin Hart

[olive raven]

its height

hygiene

[calm charm]

Damn

[olive raven]

etc

[hexed igloo]

So you want short men?

[calm charm]

Hol on idk how even tall am i in feet

[hexed igloo]

Or is 5'9 and under excluded

[sterile stone]

Excluded

[hexed igloo]

Feet?!? 🤤 🤤 🤤

[sterile stone]

Tall person wants taller person

[solar gorge]

i like shorties

and i'm tall

[calm charm]

I aint even 5'9

[hexed igloo]

Sucks to be you I guess

[sterile stone]

You’re French tho

[calm charm]

[sterile stone]

So eww

[solar gorge]

unrelated

[north sedge]

marty was buffed

[solar gorge]

shorty's mad

[hexed igloo]

Halfpint gotta problem

[void bison]

my health clinic profile has me as 5ft 9.6

[sterile stone]

Not the bowl cut sending strays

[calm charm]

Is 5.8 ft the same as 5'10 ft

[hexed igloo]

Sorry boss missed with that one I've never had a bowl in my life

[sterile stone]

You give bowl cut energy

[calm charm]

Why the fuck you gotta add inches to it

[solar gorge]

because it's a dumb fucking system

[calm charm]

Muricans

I'm 5'10

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/european-union-eu-brba-breaking-bad-better-call-saul-gif-12991363628370094405

[hexed igloo]

Come back when u got smth to shave lil bro

[sterile stone]

Genetically born with no facial hair

[calm charm]

Damn

[sterile stone]

Get gud nerd

[calm charm]

Skill issue

• everyone has facial hair to some extent

[solar gorge]

i have the same shitty facial hair as back when i hit puberty

so i shave it everyday

[sterile stone]

I forgot

[solar gorge]

no choice

[sterile stone]

Some people forget native Americans exist

https://tenor.com/view/bernie-mac-smh-gif-27571314

[solar gorge]

can't grow beard but i wish i could

[stuck thicket]

https://imgur.com/a/uIcQc9J

whah

my gif done got fucked

[sterile stone]

I mean it’s better than having a neckbeard

I’ll give you that

[solar gorge]

true but u can also shave it

[calm charm]

I mean, even if
Everyone has facial hair to some extent
If you were to run a safety razor on your face, it would collect specks

[solar gorge]

if u want to

[hexed igloo]

Iain listening to a mf that I outgrew when I was 15

[solar gorge]

having no beard bothers me cuz i have no options

it's either shaved or shaved

[sterile stone]

I mean just hope you don’t go bald now

[solar gorge]

glup

[sterile stone]

Bald and no beard is horrid

[hexed igloo]

Mr clean

[solar gorge]

i think i'd be fine, i have a p good jawline

[heady rapids]

agent 47

[calm charm]

Unless you have a face of a greek god

[void bison]

Howie Mandel

[sterile stone]

It’s wild you both picked serial killers

[hexed igloo]

Yeah lamb if you go bald you gotta get a barcode

[sterile stone]

And a crazy person

[solar gorge]

well rn i have a shoulder length so i'm not getting bald any time soon

[stuck thicket]

oh boy what a nice day of having long hair, i sure hope i dont start balding in 3 years!

im so fucking scared.

[deft badge]

Does Howie Mandel have a shitty goatee or something

[solar gorge]

me at 54

[void bison]

I dont know much about him besides I think hes germaphobic and did a podcast with a goblin

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-howie-mandel-canadas-got-talent-head-bobbing-nice-tune-gif-25318745

[sterile stone]

I haven’t heard a bad thing about Howie

[calm charm]

Is that the one cunty pseudo cook that noone likes

[void bison]

the goatee is but a changing season of his complex psyche

[solar gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1469811375738982542/IMG_2904.jpg?ex=69890403&is=6987b283&hm=762dee404cb5b61a666001fcc275bb1039e3c0e456745e5e2cae3abeb6cc911d&=&format=webp&width=434&height=656

[sterile stone]

That’s fucking insane

How even without his name

People know who he is

[calm charm]

Cuz he's a cunt

[void bison]

I assume bad things of most celebrities but idk anything of him

[sterile stone]

Yeah that’s him tho

[solar gorge]

they're rich so just assume they're somewhere in the files

[sterile stone]

Apparently he’s a major asshole off the tv aswell

[heady rapids]

went to a doctor not too long ago and there was a balding guy in line around my age

[solar gorge]

it's a safe bet

[heady rapids]

told me it's gonna get me too

actually scary

[sterile stone]

Tried to make his own spin off master chef but for Italians

And it flopped

[deft badge]

I can hear the envy in bald mfs voices when they tell me to get a haircut tbh

[hexed igloo]

During the production of iron lung Markiplier was in a relationship with the directors wife

[void bison]

I prefer the more excitingly awful celeb stories like Matt Damon (meant mark whalberg) saying he wouldve stopped 9/11 or assaulting and yelling racial slurs at a vietnamese guy while on drugs

[heady rapids]

@hexed igloo do you have that tiktok guy who shaves his head

the samurai dude

[solar gorge]

a french ex-politician is getting cooked alive by the justice system rn cuz he got mentionned in the files, life is good

[heady rapids]

then sticks a plunger to it

[deft badge]

Lmfao I've seen that

[hexed igloo]

I love him I recently found a girl that does a very similar thing

[void bison]

I also assume most of what you say is able to be discredited

[sterile stone]

Seeing someone with a 7 just makes me wonder why even bother holding on anymore

Bro just cut it off

[hexed igloo]

|||markiplier is the director headass||

[solar gorge]

we need to put more politcians in jail

[heady rapids]

i

[void bison]

he cant do that hes a youruwber

[heady rapids]

haven't watched iron lung yet

[void bison]

youtuber

[heady rapids]

and idk if I should

[solar gorge]

especially the ones i don't like

[sterile stone]

I’m surprised you didn’t say behead

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[void bison]

ive heard it can be good but apparently they went for a larger release last minute so some studios got a really bad audio mix

idk i haven't watched it

[hexed igloo]

Take it off if you got 3 tbh

[heady rapids]

idk if I want to

[void bison]

I played the game and liked it but im not a markiplier fan

or hater

[heady rapids]

yeah I mean yeah

[sterile stone]

Full head of hair

[oak marsh]

iron lung is really good if you like slowburn/existential horror

[solar gorge]

i've heard good things about iron lung

on it's own it's good

[heady rapids]

yeah but I know he's gonna get eaten by a fish

[oak marsh]

its unironically one of my top 3 favorite movies

[heady rapids]

at the end

[solar gorge]

doesn't need markiplier don't think about him

it's a good movie period

[oak marsh]

false

[solar gorge]

i'll see it when uh

[heady rapids]

unfaithful adaptation

[solar gorge]

i'm not lazy

[hexed igloo]

It's just qualityslop you only like it because it's good

[heady rapids]

o

[void bison]

yeah but I know hes not gonna get eaten by a fish

[heady rapids]

I need to watch 28 years later actually

[solar gorge]

bad

[oak marsh]

by far the thing most people dislike about iron lung (the game) is the ending

[heady rapids]

weeks was pretty good

[hexed igloo]

28 years later pretty boring but days later is peak

[solar gorge]

years is p mid

[heady rapids]

nah it's great

[deft badge]

I want to see the movie to support independent creation but I also just did not like Iron Lung the game at all

[tired frigate]

years is good would recommend

[heady rapids]

days is alright, weeks I liked a lot

ik there's 2 years movies

[void bison]

isnt the ending part of the point? it was basically just a showcase of how good building atmosphere can be even for a really simple jumpscare

[north sedge]

weeks is crap besides the opening

[solar gorge]

the game is a fun 1 shot experience imo but the movie is probably way better on the merit of being a movie and not a game

[hexed igloo]

Zombieland is the best zombie movie by far, Shaun of the dead a close second

[deft badge]

The game was just

Not my style of game

[void bison]

do you like Annihilation or The Thing

[oak marsh]

a lot of people (and me) think that it just broke all the tension with a generic jumpscare

[heady rapids]

I liked the tbing

[solar gorge]

i love annihilation

[oak marsh]

the thing is goated

idr what annihilation is

[hexed igloo]

The thing is mid

[solar gorge]

tsk tsk tsk...

[tired frigate]

simply incorrect

[heady rapids]

y'all should watch november

[tired frigate]

what’s that?

[hexed igloo]

Month

[heady rapids]

its like

it's very hard to put into words lmao

[deft badge]

So here's the thing

[placid fiber]

[void bison]

all female main cast but they go into an expanding radius called the shimmer and shenanigans occur

[solar gorge]

you don't know what annihilation is but I promise you you've head 1 part of it's track at least 20 times

[heady rapids]

it feels like watching lighthouse but if it was set in finland

[hexed igloo]

It's cheap and gamey and dated just altogether It's alright I guess just mid

[void bison]

theres an alligator and a bear and also a little bit of wholesome pool fungus

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/november-eesti-estonia-kratt-gif-25286271

[oak marsh]

old movie is old

[solar gorge]

i AM THE BEAR

[sterile stone]

@olive raven you suck

[heady rapids]

it's just a bunch of nordic folklore

[tired frigate]

Well it’s from the 80s so it’s going to look a bit dated, but I think that adds to the charm. The practical effects are incredible though.

[deft badge]

Yk, i really like Terrifier tbh

[heady rapids]

terrifier is certainly a movie

[placid fiber]

This just in: Old movies look old! My mind is blown

[heady rapids]

idk what my fav slasher is

I don't really care for the genre

tcm probably

[void bison]

pluribus is eating up space in my brain more than anything else ive watched rn since I watched it this week

[stuck thicket]

a

[deft badge]

Fuck I'll watch any slasher tbh

Love them

[heady rapids]

but half of the movies are dogshit

[stuck thicket]

european incomprehensibilities on full display

[heady rapids]

i tried watching hills have eyes but it was snooore mimi

[void bison]

I think i only like horror that feels well written-ish and slashers are campy fun

[stuck thicket]

i love movies where the entire point is that nobody knows what the fuck is happening

[olive raven]

huh

[deft badge]

People trying to convince me Stalker is a good movie

[placid fiber]

Just argus being argus

[heady rapids]

maybe if you're 60 years old

[void bison]

beyond the black rainbow was very nonsensical/abstract

[deft badge]

One of my jackass friends thinks its the best movie ever made and I genuinely think he's lying to seem more pretentious

[heady rapids]

dude

dude

mad god

is fucking insane

[deft badge]

I wish Mad God had like

A real point

Its cool to look at tho

[void bison]

the second half loses steam in mad god

[heady rapids]

it actually does

I watched it right before going to sleep

worst mistake

[deft badge]

I wish it felt like it had a point then lmfao

[void bison]

wasn't it a cycle of violence or something since they turned a baby into stardust and reset the universe but then world War happened again anyways

[heady rapids]

yeah they always send a guy there

[stuck thicket]

was mad god the one with stop motion war crimes

[heady rapids]

yeah

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-god-gif-15191819826592342776

[stuck thicket]

personally

i believe its a reflection on the cold war/mutually assured destruction

or just

war in general actually

[heady rapids]

@median steeple @solar gorge

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/ff7-ffvii-frog-frog-form-small-gif-16444113931395331495

[heady rapids]

I hate the fact that whenever I need to ping psycho I have to scroll through a guy named ciaphas cain's catheter

[olive raven]

excluded

idk im 6'

[void bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1154213726354952304/toad_frog.gif

[olive raven]

i feel its fair for height to be a factor for me

if i was 5'2" id go for a 5'6" guy

[solar gorge]

i hate saying my height in feet

[olive raven]

dude my wrist fucking hurts

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/backflip-frog-gif-6186268304796348912

[deft badge]

I feel like people saying they don't have preferences are lying to seem more compassionate

[solar gorge]

everytime it sounds like i'm shitposting

nowadays

[olive raven]

my ideal is like

6'-6'4"

[heady rapids]

r u 6'7"?

[solar gorge]

yes

[hexed igloo]

Eh I've seen better practical fx from older movies

[olive raven]

but my actual range is 5'10" and above

[sterile stone]

That’s it

[heady rapids]

it's actually over for you

[solar gorge]

if everyone could use metrics it would be goog

[olive raven]

idk i think the 6' woman sayin they wanna date someone their height or taller is fair

😭

[heady rapids]

what if you were 167

[solar gorge]

that's short in cm

[heady rapids]

it is

[hexed igloo]

I don't really have preferences that are a requirement, it's like yeah I'd like it if u had big boobs but it's fine if you dont

[olive raven]

183cm woman wanting to date 183cm or above

[solar gorge]

under average

[void bison]

what if you were 200 feet tall

[heady rapids]

depends on the country

[olive raven]

my requirements are in hell tbh

[sterile stone]

Date a Swedish dude

I heard they’re all freakishly tall

[hexed igloo]

Anyone but args tbh

[solar gorge]

i appreciate it but i was just talking about how my height in feet is fucking 6'7

[olive raven]

be above 5'10"
have a decent lookin everything
understand consent

[hexed igloo]

Short kings in shambles rn

[heady rapids]

at least lie about it idk

[olive raven]

otherwise idc if he beats me

[deft badge]

Well it is a preference, not a requirement. Sometimes things make up for it, sometimes they dont.

[full nebula]

Nah fuck all that preference shit, as long as someones within range youre better off looking for someone who isn't insane

[olive raven]

id rather slit my wrist than date a swede

[sterile stone]

If you’re gonna ride my dick this much atleast pay the travel fee

[deft badge]

I like to pretend my ideal woman is short but its a pain in the ass to hold hands I'm ngl

[olive raven]

whats the rate? 5$ an inch so id be giving you 2.5?

[olive raven]

lol yea

like idc i dont wanna feel bigger than the dude when kissin

[sterile stone]

I know ocean between the legs ain’t running lip

[narrow mauve]

finally found this gem

[hexed igloo]

Ain't worth the 3 pennies cro

[olive raven]

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[deft badge]

Ive only met one mf who made me feel properly sized and they were 7 feet tall

[olive raven]

tongs wtf

how tall r u

[hexed igloo]

Why u comparing sizes with men

[deft badge]

Cause I had to load a truck with them

[solar gorge]

tongz is a bit taller than me iirc

[hexed igloo]

Oh yeah putting a load in a "truck"

[olive raven]

i do enjoy being 6' tho cuz its easy to tell when men r lying

[deft badge]

The perfect height, 6'4. Tall, yet proportional.

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-peter-slender-man-peter-griffin-slenderman-gif-2031875594937924569

[solar gorge]

oh nvm

[olive raven]

damn

[full nebula]

Finding a partner in 2026 who isn't a narcissist challenge

[deft badge]

It might be ego centrism but when people start getting taller than me they start looking

Improperly built

Lanky in weird ways

[full nebula]

Yes thats ego i dont even compare myself to other dudes because I dont care

[heady rapids]

lambda catching strays

[oak marsh]

i mean yeah when u start going over 6ft the body cant adjust that well

[heady rapids]

I saw a study recently about uh

[full nebula]

[hexed igloo]

Tbh the golden range is between 5'10 and 6'4 any (men) outside that range look weird to me

[heady rapids]

some thing about tall people and short people

[deft badge]

Bro is French he's been catching strays his entire life

[oak marsh]

thats why people who are like 7ft+ have medical issues

[heady rapids]

lemme find it maybe

[full nebula]

I need a woman who has basketball player hands

For uh reasons

[sterile stone]

I’ve heard tall people generally just don’t live long

[void bison]

blood circulation and stuff maybe

[hexed igloo]

You want her to dribble your balls huh

[heady rapids]

https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSaECfoSv/

ans

it

wont

embed

gr8

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/vienna-vienna-wienies-80s-eighties-commercial-gif-18810096

[deft badge]

Nah I would not want to be taller tbh

I already have to get shoes custom made and shop in under serviced sections of stores

[hexed igloo]

I'm a head taller than my gf and thats good enough for me

[heady rapids]

annoying af

here it is

[deft badge]

I have to custom order every single pair of vans I want it pmo

[full nebula]

If youre 6+ feet tall just move to an Asian country and be a gigachad who disgusts the women

[sterile stone]

One day I will find my psychotic Latina gf

[hexed igloo]

I actually really hate the way both of them look

[deft badge]

Same

[hexed igloo]

Your balls gonna be flattened with a chancla bro

[deft badge]

The buccal fat remove fad is awful

It makes people look

Whats the word

Gaunt?

[hexed igloo]

Hollow

[full nebula]

Won't be that hard me thinks, thats a lot of them

https://tenor.com/view/save-soil-save-soil-mental-health-mental-health-day-gif-8358590563933767257

[hexed igloo]

I fw it heavy when she got chubby cheeks vro

[deft badge]

Yeah, effectively, and as you age it'll settle out more anyway

[void bison]

many good actors have become the buccal beasts

[hexed igloo]

She buccal on my beast til I act

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/bogdanov-bogdanof-bitcoin-on-the-phone-gif-12411899

[void bison]

the wicked cast members seem like they started a famine cult

[full nebula]

Of course when youre nearly perfect for normal beauty standards you need to have body image issues and make yourself look worse through elective cosmetic surgery

[deft badge]

It just looks like

Tbh?.

[narrow mauve]

Sorry, goodnight chat.

Goodnight?

[deft badge]

Monstrous in a way

[hexed igloo]

Iunno why they don't just get a bunch of tattoos

[heady rapids]

like that dude who body mods

[olive raven]

me getting insurance to cover like 10 operations to fix my face

[void bison]

to be an orc

[olive raven]

🤩

[heady rapids]

who has uhh

his whites tattooed

[hexed igloo]

U have that much money to just get tattoos and have them removed over and over

[void bison]

eye tattoos are really dangerous I heard if you mean eye whites

free blindness

[heady rapids]

yes

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/weight-lifting-yourfriendsommi-sommi-crypto-worlds-strongest-man-gif-194287411927300254

Fuck comsetic surgery, ima just pump iron

[olive raven]

removin tats isnt rlly something to re-tattoo

[heady rapids]

have you never heard of that dude

[olive raven]

cuz of the scar tissue

[heady rapids]

removed his nose too and all

[deft badge]

Just get it covered

[hexed igloo]

Nah I got my cornea tattooed

[deft badge]

You have the money to do that too

[void bison]

is he the orc man

[olive raven]

cannot wait to get my quarter bodysuit done

[heady rapids]

me with my awesome minecraft trapdoor tattoo

[deft badge]

I cant wait to get my next piece done tbh

[void bison]

I don't have any tattoos

[full nebula]

I dont like the way I look id rather look like a skeleton covered in fondant

[deft badge]

I have some reslly shitty tattoos i got drunk at a party when I was 18 I can't judge lol

[void bison]

I want frogs and one of my dog that died last year

[olive raven]

im getting my right chest/back/arm done before june and my left forearm in march

💅

[hexed igloo]

I just have arby sigil kek

[heady rapids]

I think it's this guy

[deft badge]

What are you getting

[heady rapids]

he looks like a ghoul

nvm not him

this guy

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/laezel-bg3-laezel-bg3-laezel-tongue-laezel-tongue-tongue-bg3-gif-2137555393988491689

[olive raven]

the right arm/back/chest is enjins tats from gachiakuta

[void bison]

the orc man i was thinking of is more blue and he got fake teeth installed too I think

[olive raven]

left forearm is a snake

[signal spoke]

the fuck is this gif lmao

[void bison]

but his nose is completely removed

[heady rapids]

|| https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Loffredo ||

[void bison]

wait yeah that second one was him I think

[heady rapids]

oh my fucking god

wiki embed

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[full nebula]

Alright, g
Ghislaine Maxwell, put all the heinous crimes aside. Who would hit?

[olive raven]

uh

[heady rapids]

he looks like uh

[olive raven]

??

@delicate shadow

???

???????????????????????

[heady rapids]

the 500 cigarettes dude

[deft badge]

Nice I think, I have no idea who that is lol

[full nebula]

[olive raven]

anime character

'i like the design so i assigned some meaning and am getting it

[deft badge]

I want to get Jake the Snake from Rango tbh

[heady rapids]

HE'S FRENCH!!! oh my god

[hexed igloo]

If I was like very drunk

[heady rapids]

Modifications include:[3]

Two finger amputations on his left hand
Ear removal
Part-nose removal
Top lip removal
Skull implants
Subdermal implants
Scarification
Removal of dermis
Removal of scalp
Teeth sharpening
Eye tattoo
Almost full black tattoo coverage
Piercings

[olive raven]

do it

[heady rapids]

when you fall asleep first at the function

[void bison]

I probably wouldnt put aside the child 🍇

[sterile stone]

Best part of living in Texas

[full nebula]

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/so-good-wink-smile-oh-yeah-its-true-gif-24163876

[deft badge]

Just fuck my shit up bro

[hexed igloo]

Rookie mistake

I fell asleep first (passed out) at a function and the guys drew swastikas and various gang symbols in permanent marker on my face and back

[olive raven]

right

like

im all for body mods

but theres a point of like

what are we doing

theres a piercing trend i fuckin hate and its just

[deft badge]

I like heavy tattoos, I've had my ears gauged, I've had two nose piercings

[olive raven]

"Spam piercings everywhere!!!"

it doesnt look good

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/i/status/2020133010696233471

Scrimer (kinda 🔞) (@scrartposter)

Русские есть?
#deadlock

X · Feb 7, 2026, 1:50 PM

[full nebula]

Yess

[deft badge]

But like

"Make me look like a child's nightmare demon" is wild

[void bison]

severe dysmorphia to become bumpy orc man

[hexed igloo]

Iq test that bro was failing

[olive raven]

like bro what is this

[deft badge]

Literally

[hexed igloo]

Lmao

[full nebula]

I must fill every square inch of my facial real-estate with piercings yess

[olive raven]

like its cool u did that

but

[deft badge]

The "i hope I never have to wear glasses" piercings lol

[olive raven]

like

naur

[olive raven]

NO!

[hexed igloo]

Notice how none of them are dermals these mfs are fuckin larpers

Posers bri

[olive raven]

like ive gotten

helix

lobes

aint getting facial ones cuz work

[full nebula]

Real ones pierce their brains through their eye sockets with an ice pick

[olive raven]

maybe belly button sometime

or chest if im gonna be a whore

[hexed igloo]

I did get my nose done but it came out in my sleep

[olive raven]

real ones do it with buckshot.

[hexed igloo]

Did 2 in my left ear myself tho

[olive raven]

nipple piercings call to me like some demon temptress during prohibition

[full nebula]

The only piercing ive had was unintentionally done to myself with a fishing fly

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald is this actual dutch https://x.com/i/status/2019926401965797624

Witte Man (@whitemale87)

Ik zit gezellig met mijn foid en chudkinderen zogslop te eten en goybal te kijken in het langhuis.
Jaloers?

X · Feb 7, 2026, 12:09 AM

I need to know

[full nebula]

Very good yank and absolutely mlg gamer ear shot directly to my ear lobe

Couldn't be better tbh

[hexed igloo]

My gf has septum, she had a tongue piercing and her nipples done but pulled those out cos they were fuckin her up

[full nebula]

Only problem was the barbs

[sterile stone]

Friend of mine got hers pierced before she got married

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-and-crying-cat-crying-and-eating-cat-cry-eat-gif-10879304557396446185

[void bison]

i think i would like piercings but idk where exactly

[olive raven]

yea.... i heard those are just a pain to get done

[hexed igloo]

If you count it as a piercing I've had a nail go clean all the way thru my foot a couple times

[olive raven]

and to heal

[heady rapids]

ik jelly wants to remove his nose and get one there

[olive raven]

i also dont wanna have to wear actual bras to hide them 💀

[deft badge]

Nipple piercings taste like house keys and ik I'm home

[hexed igloo]

hide them
Does she know

[olive raven]

what

[hexed igloo]

You ain't hiding em lmao they show thru a lot of bras

[olive raven]

i mean

by actual i mean there is proper padding

unlike my calvin klein bralettes

[hexed igloo]

Unless you wearing a thick one it's there

[full nebula]

"Does anyone know why my body is rejecting this new piercing, its really weird "

[sterile stone]

Wait til cyberware becomes a thing

[hexed igloo]

Needs a lot of padding to hide

[olive raven]

yea...

[sterile stone]

And the first few people die because their bodies reject that shit

[olive raven]

idk i feel like my baggy clothing and an actual bra could hide it

but also healing would be a bitch...

it would look so cool tho

[hexed igloo]

Yeah it'd hide it reasonably well

[frosty herald]

exploding mister studs

[hexed igloo]

They're also like really gross they get waaaay crustier than other piercijgs

[heady rapids]

is there a way to permanently remove toenails

[sterile stone]

Become a marathoner

[olive raven]

ive heard...

[sterile stone]

The constant running and them sum bitches will peel off

[void bison]

you could remove your toes and that would do it

[heady rapids]

I kinda like my toes

[void bison]

oh

ok

...

[olive raven]

yea you just cauterize where they go from

[full nebula]

You can go to a podiatrist and have them remove the nails then burn the nail bed with acid

[heady rapids]

in teresting

[void bison]

you just have to damage the nail matrix that regrows them

[olive raven]

you can also remove other body parts this way

[frosty herald]

why do you wanna get rid of em

[olive raven]

crazy what vast amounts of heat does

[hexed igloo]

You don't usually need to cauterize other body parts fingers ain't in the habit of growing back

[void bison]

its awesome how open ended life is i could just saw a finger off if I was really about the 9 finger life

[olive raven]

let me test on you

[full nebula]

Bro Id had ingrown toenails a few times 10+ years ago. The first time I went to the doctor and it took a couple weeks to heal. After that i just started doing it myself

Bruh I ripped my own toenails out like 2-3 times, so much fun

[olive raven]

dude

how fucking old are you

[heady rapids]

you can't

[full nebula]

Almost 30 im unc

[olive raven]

https://tenor.com/view/jurassic-world-rebirth-jurassic-world-dinosaur-jurassic-park-t-rex-gif-3228290000372524547

[void bison]

I want a weird Grey finger like the pretty innsmouth woman from fallout ms purnell

[olive raven]

guys

[heady rapids]

you think you have free will but in reality you can't just go and sever your finger

[hexed igloo]

I've had ingrown nails for the past 10 years lmao I just dig em out whenever it starts to hurt

[olive raven]

how do u use tinder

lowk idk how

[hexed igloo]

Yeah, you can't

[olive raven]

i mean

u can

you can also just drink gasoline

[sterile stone]

Not this shit again

[void bison]

you definitely can have you heard of drugs they give u free wil

[hexed igloo]

I mean to emphasize it like you can't

[heady rapids]

That's cheating

[hexed igloo]

Implying I can as I am morally superior

[full nebula]

Honestly a lot of it can be contributed to shoes and whatnot being too tight. Thankfully I havent had to deal with any of that for a while lol

[void bison]

im dealing with it rn

[hexed igloo]

You're a woman take ur pick bozo

[olive raven]

Well.

[full nebula]

If your shoes squish your toes together theyre more apt to happen imo

[olive raven]

About that

[hexed igloo]

I'm pretty sure at least

[heady rapids]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2020011038490370127

The Big Bad Wolf (@SlothDamage)

Yo thanks for the info bro!

QRT: PubRockVersion
This is the only correct way to dissect New Zealand

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 7, 2026, 5:45 AM

[olive raven]

This also shows population density

[hearty nebula]

shut up fun hater

[hexed igloo]

I don't think so lmao

[olive raven]

Well

I have this fun prefix before woman

That makes it 10x harder

[sterile stone]

Starts with a T

[hexed igloo]

So you're a woman

[sterile stone]

[olive raven]

Sounds like me beating your bitch ass

[olive raven]

🦭

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-laugh-i-cant-even-too-funny-gif-23538329

[heady rapids]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2020157187616612447

Silvers Wife (@Tii_Vii_)

**💬 7 🔁 495 ❤️ 5.3K 👁️ 54.2K **

FxTwitter · Feb 7, 2026, 3:26 PM

[olive raven]

Yknow I could just pay Vin to beat you senseless right

I’ve got the funds

I’m sure he’d swing on you for 200$

[sterile stone]

You'd do that but meanwhile you couldn't get me a ps5

Wild

[olive raven]

Duh

[heady rapids]

@median steeple

[sterile stone]

You really

Ain't

Shit

[olive raven]

Why would I give you something you can enjoy

[sterile stone]

Lemme tell you

[olive raven]

I want to see u in pain

[hexed igloo]

Damn for 200 I'd gun args down in the street

[olive raven]

It’s simple

[olive raven]

Damn

[sterile stone]

I pray you always hit your pinky toe on every hard corner

[heady rapids]

yeah I'd pay 200 to gun him down too tbh

[sterile stone]

I have less faith in a Russian shooting me down

How can y'all hit anything with double vision

[full nebula]

more bullets

[hexed igloo]

Right u could just hide behind a traffic cone or smth

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/minigun-i-know-youve-been-looking-for-this-specific-one-shoot-fire-gif-17220094

type execution

[sterile stone]

Nah

But someone made a irl pocket melta

[olive raven]

Good thing I wear boots

[deft badge]

https://tenor.com/view/you-story-come-gif-25352872

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/face-melt-dead-gif-14606757

[hexed igloo]

Have u seen the video of some soldier shoulder firing an m249 and walking forward during it

[sterile stone]

I didn't know snowmen could wear boots

[full nebula]

chad

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-gigachad-glow-up-gif-27657740

[hexed igloo]

Must be tough for args living in Little Nightmares

[hexed igloo]

That's fucked up man lex is a snowwoman

[solar gorge]

oh it's hell sometimes

i don't wish that on anyone else

[olive raven]

wild levels of white knighting

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/grounded-grounded-game-stink-bug-bug-cat-gif-26906058

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-tyler-the-creator-ok-gif-14390523

[hexed igloo]

I'm not doing this for you bozo I'm just here to hate on args you're a tool

[sterile stone]

It's wild Lewbert

[olive raven]

oh wow

[sterile stone]

Cause this little creature here is unironically from hobbit land

[solar gorge]

guyzz

stop the hate

[heady rapids]

which one of you is from hobbit land now?

[solar gorge]

it's not cool

[hexed igloo]

Wild coming from gollum himself

[olive raven]

nah fr tho how da fuq do dating apps work

idk what to put for pics

[solar gorge]

ur face ideally

[olive raven]

ill just put the emperor

https://tenor.com/view/black-templar-sister-of-battle-warhammer-40k-dancing-space-marine-gif-16084334959388278613

[hexed igloo]

You're only gonna get matched with like turboracist chasers lmao

[solar gorge]

ppl who don't have their face on dating apps are something

[sterile stone]

Just post what you think is your best looking pictures

[sterile stone]

Also this

[solar gorge]

u don't wanna be associated with them

it's usually a crimson flag

[hexed igloo]

Just pick some random ass pics that's what I did lmao

[olive raven]

ugh

ig

ill have to dig up some

most of my pics are dog shit random in bed titties out

😭

[solar gorge]

lmao

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/adachi-persona-persona4-tohru-horny-on-main-gif-20766917

[solar gorge]

i just took pics when i was out dogwalking

and i get bonus points for having my collie on there

[misty nova]

Adachi looks so chopped here

Correction