zealot-class

[opaque island]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2019279713462862230

lyn (@lyn49556)

https://t.co/cUHEBVhKqC

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[zinc talon]

also

balefire blaster go zoop

on the whole the star wars genesis total conversion plays great

really scratches an itch that hasn't been available from the last couple title releases

but you could say combat's more like

commmmmm...byeahwe'reworkinonit

[ornate bone]

Inquisition never saw a Hong Kong apartment

[median steeple]

sold an item on the steam market for 4.70

https://tenor.com/view/true-true-gif-27690185

[heady rapids]

go buy the ice cards

i mean

fuck

freudian slip lmao

not ice

idf

something about executing civilians

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/710505734282018889/1210829179927396412/2024-02-24_090209886.gif

[visual stream]

"Ivy" "Support" maybe to a weakling

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald

[sterile basalt]

nice
I overhauled power falchion section in guide

[full nebula]

power falchion buff when

[lunar fable]

[sterile basalt]

2026

maybe

[sterile stone]

Game I've been holding out on finally hit 1.0

[chrome wave]

did you win

[plush estuary]

naur

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/buttsmarnn-laugh-jonah-spiderman-jj-jamerson-gif-26886115

my favorite is "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment"

[ornate bone]

I like "the truth is terrible to bear", because I always reply "I just hope the bear is ok"

[zinc talon]

heh when I wonder if something good got nerfed or bad got improved, and I'm wrong, I say 'well I dared to hope'

[ornate bone]

Apocalyptic cyberpunk

[zinc talon]

the intro walkins are routinely the best setup for a quick screencap

I let steam record the prior two hours of gameplay so if one gets lumped in it's always got a good frame or two

outtros can be a good quicksnap too

you can just windows key + alt + s and immediately screencap with snipping tool

drag

and ctrl v will paste it anywhere

.

[ornate bone]

The snip tool sparked much joy when I was told of it

[zinc talon]

so if you get it into your muscle memory you almost start spamming yourself haha

[glossy nimbus]

Very convenient

[zinc talon]

the 4th one can't believe putting a helmet with no eye holes on it won't blind you

he's the smartest one of the troop

only one's not blind right now

[ornate bone]

He's using a super cool VR headset with cyclops camera

[zinc talon]

the truly flawless mission run

executed everyone up to and including themselves

perfectly disposable strike team

nobody lost any health the whole run, either

maybe a fraction of a pip to purple

then that

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-exterminatus-explosion-nuke-40k-gif-22693290

[carmine lance]

Ive found a deadlock character i really vibe with

Vyper is fun, but I really like silver

Many bullet is good, can always appreciate daka

But I like just chunking even more

Only downside is they’re a werewolf (i am not beating the furry allegations)

[sterile stone]

You're one of many

All you're missing is the obnoxious plushy collection and collar or thigh highs

[carmine lance]

I mean I have plushes but idk if it’s obnoxious

One is a claymore mine, I think that’s rather funny

[sterile stone]

[carmine lance]

I’ve shared it a couple of times, but here it is lol

I like how the legs can be tucked so it looks like it’s ground into something

[wraith halo]

YOU HAVE THIS????

[long oasis]

wait so youre a femboy is what im getting from this

[carmine lance]

yes???

[wraith halo]

How much money do you want for that

I'm being deadass

[carmine lance]

It was a limited run, I’m sorry to say he’s not for sale lol

[wraith halo]

I'm so mad I missed getting one

[carmine lance]

That’s unfortunate

[long oasis]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Cute-Clay-the-Claymore-Plush-7-87-Inch-Dark-Green-Soft-Clay-the-Claymore-Plushies-Perfect-Gifts-for-Birthday-Daily-Surprises-Back-to-School/19258059345?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=102630266

[carmine lance]

Thus looks like a scam

Or unofficial

[sterile stone]

He's got the best bait for one

[wheat matrix]

thanks game

[carmine lance]

I do own a blahaj, so I got the perfect bait for femboys AND transwomen

[sterile stone]

Go forth unto your hunting ground

World history discords

And gun discords

[carmine lance]

Setting up a cardboard box and a twig tied to a string

[carmine lance]

Also i hate how fucking accurate this is

[sterile stone]

I'm just speaking from experience

[bold folio]

Hello, folks. I noticed weapons have color tinges like other games (D2) and was wondering if weapons come with different tinges (like blue, purple and gold) or can they be upgraded through a vendor?

[wheat matrix]

of hunting femboys?

[sterile stone]

Every femboy and transwomen I've ever met has been a major gun or history enthusiast

[wheat matrix]

upgrades

[south prism]

upgrade through hadron, tech priest across from the armory

[sterile stone]

Never need to hunt when they're easy to spot

Just look out for the person constantly posting

"teehee :3"

[wheat matrix]

I'd say I'm gonna start to fuck with people

but everyone assumes I'm a woman anyway so like

[sterile stone]

People see the pfp and don't bother to think any further than that

[placid fiber]

Teehee

oh shit I forgot the :3

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-shame-gif-26273082

[placid fiber]

Looks like I am a failure as a femboy, dam

[wheat matrix]

this is how you guess the femboy from the genestealer

[ornate bone]

Backstab chorus chads stay winning

[hexed igloo]

Who tf uses backstab chorus

[pale spindle]

Chaser energy ngl 🙄

[carmine lance]

For what it’s worth, i was originally a compsci major, and have been on the fence on wanting to be a femboy or not for a while

[carmine lance]

I think it’s because of the pfp and the name sounds somewhat feminine

[sterile stone]

End of the day

You do what makes you happy

Rule of law for me

If they ain’t paying your bills

Their opinion don’t matter

[plush estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1469509460904120542/52C3101.MP4?ex=6987ead5&is=69869955&hm=d9f98c83d9f8fc581bc060644f1deff9f9b606f0e6910de42a6429cf50d254e7&

always gamble

we love demo team

[carmine lance]

Real as fuck

[olive raven]

uhm

[drowsy steppe]

@sterile stone https://deadline.com/2026/02/baldurs-gate-3-tv-show-craig-mazin-hbo-1236710583/ we might get peak TV

[sterile stone]

We’re back to these one word comments

[sterile stone]

I’m waiting for them to butcher Wyll even more

By somehow making the most generic boring good guy

More boring

[olive raven]

well

you met me

i aint one

[olive raven]

while being bald or having a neckbeard usually mind u

[olive raven]

chronically online ones*

[sterile stone]

You aren’t a femboy tho

[olive raven]

transsexual diva i am

[sterile stone]

Yeah

The history and guns thing was more aimed at femboys

[drowsy steppe]

as long as astarion gets ruined Im fine with it

[sterile stone]

Diabolical

He doesn’t deserve the hate

Kinda

[drowsy steppe]

naah astarion fans, especially the ascended ones kinda deserve it

[sterile stone]

Oh keep it a brick

[olive raven]

ascended fans are just masochists

[sterile stone]

I never let bro ascend

Mind you I was just too lazy to care to help him

Not out of spite

[drowsy steppe]

I just never do it much at all

[olive raven]

@sterile stone wanna run deep cock galactic

[visual stream]

I keep telling myself I'm going to get past Act 2 one of these days

[drowsy steppe]

youve been telling us this for 2 years now

[olive raven]

LOL

[visual stream]

n-no

[olive raven]

why are we stuttering on a keyboard

[plush estuary]

https://klipy.com/gifs/detroit-driveby-eminem

[visual stream]

why do we do anything on this giant rock flying through space.. heh..... 🐺

[olive raven]

existenstialism in darktide chat

who woulda thunk it

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/django-django-unchained-leo-django-leonardo-dicaprio-dicaprio-calvin-gif-6625993172044373564

^me turning around to check my pasture

[olive raven]

have you hung your enemies above fires yet

in palworld

[zinc talon]

have I what

you broke up there for a second

[olive raven]

hung your enemies.

above fires.

[zinc talon]

important second part

I wasn't aware you could

[olive raven]

yes.

[zinc talon]

but I see now you can kidnap actual people and they'll do various tasks around the base

[olive raven]

take one of them rope traps

[zinc talon]

so I always set them to mining stone and salt, with no food

[olive raven]

have enemies run into it

or capture them

and place them there

light fire under them

you can also set the traps at the wall of your base

[zinc talon]

every day we stray futher from god's light

I'm doiung it next sit down lol

[olive raven]

have you created a breeding camp yet

thats a fun one

[zinc talon]

I've stayed away for some of the moer obvious reasons

and several very less obvious ones

I Wonder if you can breed humans

or human pal abominations

[sullen forge]

@plush estuary

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2019625095312937237

Rock Solid (@ShitpostRock)

new Deadlock hero
white irish man
Catholic priest
is actually exceedingly cool
not lampooned or treated as some "le church bad bigot" villain

Valve proves it's possible to not push a agenda

X · Feb 6, 2026, 4:12 AM

[signal spoke]

Everyone pack it up, he found his way to deadlock

[signal spoke]

Meet my chud bitch son

[sterile stone]

Oh I can’t do nada

Management is on my ass like no other

Boss dead ass called me like

“I see you weren’t on site at this exact time, where were you”

“I was outside the building”

Got written up

[wraith halo]

Who is this

[runic grotto]

le church priest

[signal spoke]

The based vatican priest

[wraith halo]

Damn everyone hates this mf

[sterile stone]

You ever seen Anderson from hellsing

[wraith halo]

Non

[signal spoke]

You would be surprised why

[sterile stone]

Imagine instead of a catholic scottsman

He’s a catholic Irishman

[wraith halo]

No I meant who is the social media guy

I know venator

He's epic

[signal spoke]

Rock rotter

[sterile stone]

Did his account get nuked wtf

Says it doesn’t exist anymore

[olive raven]

what if ur client was outside da building

[sterile stone]

Nvm

[sterile stone]

Imagine a game had a woman or minority in it

Now imagine a person who hates both of those

And give them a twitter account with a large following

[drowsy steppe]

seeing the word agenda has unironically triggered a response in me akin to an abused child flinching at a raised hand

[wraith halo]

Amazing

[signal spoke]

So is this a thing too?

[wraith halo]

Why the fuck do humans even draw breath anymore

[signal spoke]

Guys I am no funny jesus Christ and god lover

I need context

[wraith halo]

Uhhh

[sterile stone]

To spite whatever potentially create us

[olive raven]

only if its ladder laced lol

[drowsy steppe]

I mean its prolly just character design choice

[signal spoke]

Very likely

[sterile stone]

This

[signal spoke]

People just be brainrotters

[drowsy steppe]

Venator being highly associated with purple cuz purple = powerful and all that

[sterile stone]

Though a gay Irish priest would be funny as fuck

[drowsy steppe]

like its not even Death of the author situation its just reaching

[signal spoke]

Is funny they think is a real depiction of priests and the world of deadlock is 70-80s AU that has fucking magic

Demon rituals and shut

[wraith halo]

In other words like this

[sterile stone]

They call them then me for confirmation

[sterile stone]

That shit looks cursed

This is why I wear slides everywhere

[wraith halo]

Yeah gay fashion is otherworldly

[drowsy steppe]

aint the game set in 1949

the only out of place character from a cultural standpoint is Billy

punk wasnt even a thing yet

[sterile stone]

You’re telling me, I’m still trying to figure out why the mullet of all things became popular with gay men

It’s such a fuck ass ugly hair cut

[signal spoke]

I really have no idea, I thought it would be close to 70s

Valve give us more deadlock lore

[wraith halo]

It's in the 50s iirc

No later than the 60s

[olive raven]

ig

[olive raven]

thats punk not queer

dafuq

[wraith halo]

You're telling this to someone who has one of these right now, if very grown out

[olive raven]

all men*

[sterile stone]

My soul hurts

[wraith halo]

I like it

The people who matter to me like it

Idrc other than that

[sterile stone]

That’s fair tbh

[wraith halo]

I'll probably try something else eventually

[sterile stone]

But what draws someone to the mullet life

[wraith halo]

I just have hair suited for it

It's very thick and a bit curly

So I can't have it super long

[sterile stone]

You’re never gonna see a hood dude rocking a mullet

[wraith halo]

Also, my face and body is kinda suited by it?

Idk

[sterile stone]

I dunno wtf my hair is

[olive raven]

i mean

literally all of 80's shags

[sterile stone]

I know it’s not a Edgar cut

[olive raven]

were just a shaggy mullet

[tribal fulcrum]

this might be the best QOL feature they ever added.

[signal spoke]

My hair has quite plenty of strings

Not sure how many but millions of strings

[olive raven]

@sterile stone dude

my hair is grown tf out rn

my bangs cover my nose

💀

[sterile stone]

Get a wolf cut

Make a statement

[olive raven]

i have one

dumbass

[sterile stone]

Color me

Not suprised

[olive raven]

no shit

im getting the undercut dyed red tho

to match my tattoo in march

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2019571228777099491

waffel (SILVER #1 FAN) (@Wafffeling)

This is the type of pose the black ops cover guys hit

X · Feb 6, 2026, 12:37 AM

[sterile stone]

There was one chic in the uk who had some black and red gradient cut

Shit was actually kinda sleek

She was arguing with parliament or some shit

I have this as my current haircut unironically

[olive raven]

i lowk

am contemplating dying my hair just

black

[sterile stone]

Just less maintained

[sterile stone]

What’s stopping you

[olive raven]

idk if id look good with it

[sterile stone]

Try a wig first?

[olive raven]

bruh what

[sterile stone]

I mean is that not sound advice?

[olive raven]

this is why

the regrow phase.

[hearty nebula]

" erhm its a tank destroyer! its best as a stationary emplacement!!!"
actually, comically oversized recoiless rifle

[sterile stone]

You’ll be fiiiiine

[sterile stone]

4 man armored divisions are a thing of beauty

[olive raven]

i think imma just do a colored undercut

leave the black

[sterile stone]

Aye do you

[olive raven]

cuz 200-400$ every 4-6 weeks

is nuts

[sullen forge]

Venator really is just Valve's Black Ops guy ain't he

[sterile stone]

Gotta look good for tomorrow

Don’t choke

[olive raven]

about that.

[sterile stone]

Please don’t give me bad news

[hearty nebula]

we had 3 tanks in that mission

covering all the spots that airships would fly into

[olive raven]

its not bad bad

[hearty nebula]

fucking hilarious

[olive raven]

we are just... rescheduling...

[sterile stone]

Hmmm

[sterile stone]

I honestly like driving more than shooting

[olive raven]

either next weekend

[sterile stone]

But ffs it can be stressful at times

[olive raven]

or the weekend after

[sterile stone]

Perfect time to get your hair color thingy done

[olive raven]

well

next weekend is valentines

sooooo

[calm shore]

hey gang, can you guys rate the build (100 hour player who mains zealot)

[olive raven]

either im gonna be alone and krump myself

or

[wraith halo]

Lmao nice

[sterile stone]

Nah stop being a shitter

I’ll fly out there and take you to twin peaks

Trust

[olive raven]

ur running martyr

u need more wounds boyo

[calm shore]

its not my build lol, its my friends. and its horrendous

ik that

[olive raven]

i mean

the actual build isnt like

absurdly bad

the curios are a choice...

most of everything else is workable

[calm shore]

im just supprised her build is that bad at 100 hours of zealot

[olive raven]

i mean

[calm shore]

so ass ngl

[olive raven]

the game tells u fuck all

ppl who arent sweaty nerds dont rlly care

like are they running auric maelstroms

[worn tapir]

they cooked

[sterile stone]

And it was just starting to get peaceful around here…..

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dyingaliengif-toad-frog-gif-23315375

[sterile stone]

How are you droid

[red mesa]

how good is 'masters retribution'?

[coral tendon]

Build is meh for sure. I don’t have access to my martydom build currently, but Ainz has some good ones posted in the pins. I’ll post a link

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a0310052-8275-4337-a5b2-15e4cafd1f41/bealot-3

[olive raven]

@sterile stone imma be getting a like 1k refund hopefully

[calm shore]

regular aurics

[sterile stone]

Oh perfect, I could always use another Calvin Klein bomber jacket

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/jacob-lash-lash-deadlock-lesbian-lash-deadlock-gif-9561433227546629308

he's my favorite video game asshole rn

[olive raven]

Honey you couldn’t please me enough for me to even give you a nickel

[sterile stone]

That’s a damn lie

I’m not bald

[olive raven]

I ain’t

[sterile stone]

I’ve already got a one up

[olive raven]

Who said im against bald men

I said please me

U broke

Ain’t got game

Short

[sterile stone]

That’s wild

The albino goblin of the far south demands I spit her game

[olive raven]

You are slightly amusing

[sterile stone]

What kinda alternative reality

[olive raven]

That’s ur only thing

[long oasis]

u can be bald and hot

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/mizu-frog-gif-21899868

[long oasis]

like agent 47

[sterile stone]

What

[olive raven]

Ngl one of my best hookups was with a bald dude

They compensate

[void bison]

the dome is unshielded from thought and that lets them improve more

[ornate bone]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MOLm_sae4Ow

[coral tendon]

As a bald man, I agree with this statement.

[drowsy steppe]

broccoli cut final boss

I havent considered going back to short hair for years now

[olive raven]

Wasn’t saying u

[coral tendon]

Obviously not.

We’ve never met. Lol

[olive raven]

There’s only like 3 ppl in this discord I think could actually please a woman

@delicate shadow

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/ppkk04-funny-annimals-forg-toad-genius-gif-8013376

[olive raven]

@sterile stone bro

My hair

Is being so fuck ass rn

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald

[sterile stone]

Put it in a bun

That’s what I did before I shaved my shit off

[olive raven]

Can’t

It’s my bangs

I got a fuckin like emo sad girl swoosh

[drowsy steppe]

put it like a pigtail

embrace having 2 handlebars for a hair

[delicate shadow]

what's up?

[sterile stone]

She’s making fun of short people again

Quickly

Issue a perma ban before she can counter my argument

[sterile stone]

Satin cap then

[olive raven]

Hippity hoppity what is up with the fuckity hobbit built bitch

[olive raven]

Silk pillow case

[drowsy steppe]

shit Im almost 100K messages in this server 💀

[sterile stone]

I should have about 300k

I think

[drowsy steppe]

youre at 182K

[sterile stone]

Fuuuuuck

[drowsy steppe]

man's the chronically onliner

[sterile stone]

It’s wild to think a lot of those are me breaking up sentences

[drowsy steppe]

the most active zealot chatter

[sterile stone]

Cause mfs have short attention spans

[drowsy steppe]

knew someone that draws out their msgs

to big fucking paragraphs

[weak pecan]

behold the sercret 4th psyker subclass known as zealot!

[sterile stone]

I already know no one is gonna read some long ass comment

[drowsy steppe]

and I told em once how much it annoys me to have to wait for them to finish typing it out one time

[sterile stone]

Breaking the shit up Atleast keeps people invested

[olive raven]

How many I

Got

@drowsy steppe

[coral tendon]

Running scriers?

[royal vortex]

each message should be no more than one character in length for optimal engagement retention

the science backs this up

[drowsy steppe]

you at 25K

look at this transfemale baby over here

[weak pecan]

yeah i think it's pretty fun

[sterile stone]

Greasy creature

[coral tendon]

I run the same with Disrupt Destiny as my keystone. By far my fav psyker build

[sterile stone]

Oh shit it’s past 10

Time to clock on out

[drowsy steppe]

yea

[sterile stone]

The rest of the night belongs to the Spanish Inquisition

[drowsy steppe]

slow mode will be the death of me

[sterile stone]

I forgot which discord I’m in

But they’re on a 30 min slow mode

[royal vortex]

nobody should be posting more than once an hour

[sterile stone]

Facts

[drowsy steppe]

I would be sad

[sterile stone]

It makes online argument’s funnier

[olive raven]

Dude in 2025 I had 185k messages

🦭

Total

[drowsy steppe]

not here tho

[sterile stone]

I was gonna say

[olive raven]

okay true

[sterile stone]

Lewbert wasn’t a premium yapper

[olive raven]

yea ok hobbit toes

[drowsy steppe]

well I was also just

disappear from this server for half a year in '25

[sterile stone]

Alot of people did

[olive raven]

Argus why you got the same amount of hair on your head as a hobbits big toe

[drowsy steppe]

I couldve been at 200K already ngl 💀

[sterile basalt]

@sterile stone wanna play dt event

[sterile stone]

It’s wild to see a lot of shitters from year 1 Darktide make a random fucking resurgence

[sterile basalt]

if not imma work on guide more

[sterile stone]

I’m on my way home

Gotta give me time

[sterile basalt]

okie

[drowsy steppe]

arbites DLC got everyone running back to the spawnpoint

now here we are

[sterile stone]

Just gotta wonder how may private splinter discords still exists

I know a fair few washouts who got banned here inhabit the modding discord

[royal vortex]

there's the servers that are made of normal real people who filter themselves out of the public channel and then u have all the runoff areas for people who get banned and/or want to say slurs

human sewage

[sterile stone]

I was gonna say more so

The friend groups that form in places like this

Like zoe’s place

[hearty nebula]

TRUE

[sterile stone]

I know dorn and a few others had their own split servers aswell

[hearty nebula]

i was in dorn's server for like

5 minutes

and i immediately dipped just because it's full of shitheads lol

[sterile stone]

There’s some decent people in there

[drowsy steppe]

saw that server's member lists

[sterile stone]

Like bampu

[drowsy steppe]

and immediately concluded what its gonna be

[hearty nebula]

"some"

ok just because the rest of the sandwich is good doesn't mean that you can just ignore the turd

[sterile stone]

It’s just this place without the filters

[hearty nebula]

the turd immediately makes it a shit sandwich regardless

[royal vortex]

Eat around it ?

come on now

[drowsy steppe]

the infighting was really funny

[hearty nebula]

nope it's smeared on there bud

no avoiding it

[void bison]

once you see shit on the surface it's already all throughout the sandwich

[hearty nebula]

you want the sandwich, you're eatin shit

[royal vortex]

Sounds like someone doesn't know how to make a sandwich

[drowsy steppe]

it could not have been a more fitting shithole for the most chronically onliners people ever

[hearty nebula]

unfortunately this isn't a sandwich that you make

[carmine falcon]

insane convo to read while eating

[royal vortex]

i appreciate that u didn't click off the page or stop eating

[hearty nebula]

im eating orange cream icecream rn

[drowsy steppe]

can we just agree eating shit is mgihty unhealthy to your health

[heady rapids]

hoping its not a shit sandwich

[carmine falcon]

my morbid curisoty got the best of me

[void bison]

what if you are a dung beetle

[drowsy steppe]

I am not a dung beetle twin 💔

[olive raven]

You roll shit a lot…

[heady rapids]

does anyone have that one meme

[void bison]

i thought you were relatable 🥺 😿

[heady rapids]

with the shit ball monkey

[drowsy steppe]

WDYMEANNNN

[olive raven]

https://tenor.com/view/black-templar-sister-of-battle-warhammer-40k-dancing-space-marine-gif-16084334959388278613

[drowsy steppe]

oh giving me the strip club dance treatment

ok

I see how it is

[olive raven]

Twerk that shit for a real one

[carmine falcon]

DONT STOP MAKE IT POP

where's that edit

[heady rapids]

sometimes i see people open games on steam and i kinda wanna msg them something corny

but then i remember about knify

[carmine falcon]

knify when he sees me open anything

[heady rapids]

does he also send you furry porn stickers

[royal vortex]

one time i had a buddy open tropico 5 like two hundred times back to back

because a mod broke or something

[heady rapids]

that was me with new vegas the other week

[royal vortex]

the steam notifications went up to the top of the screen

they blotted out the goddamn sun

[carmine falcon]

no he just says brainrot
he should be like me and send epic bangers instead

today i sent this to 10 people

[sterile stone]

I've learned something really important from there

[carmine falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFu6BGIfllY

[heady rapids]

he sends lambda changed stickers

[sterile stone]

Putting autistic shut-ins who barely like each other into a single private discord server

Was a horrible idea

But it was a fun train wreck to watch at times

[olive raven]

It’s hilarious to watch

It’s watching a bunch of people beg and scream that their build is better

(None of them are having fun thus their build is bad)

[drowsy steppe]

you would not believe how true this is

https://youtu.be/zcVwkQ_ZjJw @sterile stone spike obama

[sterile stone]

You're killin me smalls

[sterile stone]

There's no fucking way that's actually Mario Judah

What

[drowsy steppe]

it is tho..

I think the vocals is pitch shifted

[sterile stone]

I am

Beleaguered

[coral tendon]

THE GREAT BAM-BIIIIIINNOOOO

[sterile stone]

It's wild to see someone hit me with a sandlot reference

[coral tendon]

It’s a great movie. Just watched it a month ago!

For like the hundredth time

[sterile stone]

Shiiiit man

I wish I had a VHS to watch old movies

Remember laughing at goofy ass stuff like Matilda

And my all time fav when I was a kid

Money talks

[drowsy steppe]

well look at that

big congrats to them

[coral tendon]

I legit watch Matilda every year. The wife and I have a VHS player and we always dig
Out the old ones for movie night in bed!

[sterile stone]

Damn lucky

[coral tendon]

You can find them for sale here and there!

[sterile stone]

At like those antique shops huh?

[coral tendon]

Hell even marketplace on Facebook or yeah, record stores. Granted I live in Nova Scotia, and people here are all about nostalgia

So it’s not hard to find them

[lunar fable]

NOOOOO

It's snowing again

[coral tendon]

Luckily we dodged a storm last weekend. Week before that we had 1.5 feet of snow in 8 hours

[lunar fable]

Fucking nyc gray slush

[coral tendon]

That’s the worst

I’ll take snow over slush anyday

[sterile stone]

Coolest shit I've seen from a place selling stuff from ye olden days

Life size statue of anakin

But the price tag was hell

$7k for it

Came back years later and it was gone

Guess someone bought it

[wraith halo]

Are they now the order of the sandfall

Or something similarly knightly

[plush estuary]

why are ladders magnets

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/kids-in-the-hall-dave-foley-smoking-smoke-french-gif-12594369867670974500

[coral tendon]

That’s actually awesome. I love old collectors shit, I just never have the extra cash to spend on it

[drowsy steppe]

afaik they dont get to put sir on their names

but still recognized as Knights

look at that

[sterile stone]

Yeah, I for the LIFE of me want to get my hands on one of those old 80s brick satellite phones.

[drowsy steppe]

Knight Lorien Testard is an actual thing now

(the composer)

[full nebula]

Big sniffa

[trail walrus]

BUSY AFFFFF

[sterile stone]

Stop being a furry

That will free up time

[trail walrus]

No its the roommate taking up my time

[sterile stone]

Put warm oatmeal under their pillow

[drowsy steppe]

WHO ALLOWED THIS MAN'S RIGHTS

[winter steppe]

MANDATED EDICT: BOOP THE SNOOT!

[trail walrus]

She's sitting there with her new bf chatting away while im repairing the house

[sterile stone]

A wild snootle

[full nebula]

Large schnoze

[coral tendon]

You mean those phones with the massive antennas? Haha. I remember those.

Fuck we used to have the old spin dial phone that I used. I loved that thing

[sullen forge]

I forget about his Psyker's name and then see that

[trail walrus]

Yo mamma

[sterile stone]

I mean having one is just a pure style thing

Like

Imagine being like

"I gotta take a call"

And you pull that big mf out

[trail walrus]

Peak

[sterile stone]

[void bison]

i've got to accept a transmission from my ham radio rq

[trail walrus]

You know what fuck it is have rights because ita my damn birthday today

[heady rapids]

ngl right after seeing that id check local news for asylum escapees

[coral tendon]

It would compensate for a lot of short comings. Wouldn’t be able to keep people away. An entourage would naturally form.

[sterile stone]

Yeah, people love that vintage stuff

I can't hold them tho

Bohemian is a vibe of a style

[drowsy steppe]

look at that

[sterile stone]

I got you something

[drowsy steppe]

man's passed another year alive

happy birthday

[trail walrus]

I hate being alive

[trail walrus]

Oh dear what did you get me?

[sterile stone]

Happy birfday

[trail walrus]

Ehhh ty

[sterile stone]

No one should ever suffer baldness

I gotchu homie

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046912126746374274/1459272363664347248/cooking-does-he-know.gif

[lunar fable]

[olive raven]

Says the bald man

[oak marsh]

testing thunderhammer and i got to see this

[trail walrus]

Kark off ya fuckin wanker

[olive raven]

Oh wow a selfie of Argus

[trail walrus]

Bonk

[sterile stone]

Can I direct you to a different location

[lunar fable]

@sterile stone DOME CHECK

[sterile stone]

I'm not a camel

[olive raven]

???

[lunar fable]

[sterile stone]

Is here somewhere

[drowsy steppe]

how people with blue eyes be looking at you while waiting for the blue eyes compliment

[olive raven]

Sorry I thought those massive lumps on your back were camel humps

You double hump big back mf

[sterile stone]

No

that's my sack

Get off my nuts

[lunar fable]

[olive raven]

On ur back?

Make it make sense

[sterile stone]

Yeah

I carry a sack of nuts

Do you not like cashews?

[trail walrus]

Be nice

[sterile stone]

Wait

Where's my phone

I need to post it

[drowsy steppe]

forehead check

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566335499946426379/1465054203360837698/togif-1.gif

[olive raven]

You act like Argus does not say the most outlandish shit to me

[sterile stone]

So we're lying on the timeline again?

[lunar fable]

@sterile basalt I'm gonna be so disappointed if we don't get a horse mask for drg

There's also a chance I might not have a lot of time to do the event assignment anyways

[heady rapids]

you can just enable them with mods

[lunar fable]

But yea

Last year we got a snake head (which I didn't get either)

So surely we get a horse

[heady rapids]

why are you green.......

[cursive ibex]

Racist

[sterile stone]

pill bottle

[plush estuary]

Vit-d

[heady rapids]

vit dn

[sterile stone]

Not enough sunlight?

[plush estuary]

and a bit north

[sterile stone]

Fair enough

Had alot of clients with desk jobs who have Vit d deficiency

[coral tendon]

What do ya do for work?

[lunar fable]

[sterile stone]

When I'm not care taking, I help run my madre's health clinic

Since she' retired now

But I've been too tired to go

[coral tendon]

Ahhh gotcha! Right on. Nice of you to help!

[sterile stone]

Sometimes I regret being nice

But I'm no bum, I keep my word

[coral tendon]

I feel that. People take advantage of it.

[sterile stone]

There's that and just people not being smart in general

You'd be surprised when people unironically go

[lunar fable]

stupid people are everywhere

[sterile stone]

"What do you mean drinking soda over water causes health issues"

And the famous

"Hey what do you eat on a regular"

"Oh a normal diet"

And it's just sugar ontop of sugar

With little fiber in there

So then they wonder why they haven't taken a shit in 2 weeks

[lunar fable]

[sterile stone]

Keep in mind

Grown ass adults are saying this btw

Like how at your age

did you not know a weekly diet of junk food and the smallest amount of water would negatively effect you

[lunar fable]

why are you expecting the average american to be healthy

[sterile stone]

You're right

[oak marsh]

i dont know if i'd say i eat healthy but im not unhealthy

waffles, vegan glutenfree macaroni, real sourdough, protein bars, sweet tea, peanut butter

basically my entire diet

(and water)

[royal vortex]

I exclusively drink radiator fluid

[sterile stone]

Is this why you glow in the dark

[sterile stone]

Imagine my surprise when I met someone's who's diet for a whole week was poundcake and coffee from starbucks for breakfast

And cereal for dinner

The main issue I find for alot of people is they can't put down booze

Like you wanna feel healthier and better

But you don't wanna put down the thing messing you up

[deft badge]

Mmmm

Tequila

[naive star]

Anyone got good meta fatmangus fatlantern build to share?

[spare talon]

i can send you the OG

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a0d300f6-9d15-4766-bab5-76122e9477f7/fatmangus-zealot-stealth-version

[naive star]

Thanks, has it been improved upon though since then?

[obsidian prairie]

Any improvements are preference

[spare talon]

not really
just minor differences on things that are personal preference

[naive star]

Havent played zealot in 2 years so none of my old builds work, gotta start by deleting em all

[spare talon]

this is the version that i run actually, but have run it with rampage instead of overload after i thought overload was causing crashes, but it was just the relic blade itself

[spare talon]

and it works fine either way

overload just gives you significantly more power uptime, and also the stagger aoe lines up with just the general playstyle

@frozen kernel some dope ass h40s

[naive star]

"this" were you meant to link a build?

[spare talon]

i meant what i linked above

[spare talon]

ifunny.co

[carmine lance]

What a cutie :D

[deft badge]

This looks so fake tbh

[naive star]

Atleast one ancient Emperor blessed fatmangus curio in my stash waiting

[glossy orbit]

once you FatMangus you'll never go back

[carmine lance]

Yeah it is lol

[glossy orbit]

every class deserves a FatMangus

[deft badge]

Ik, they don't move like that

[carmine lance]

Yup

[carmine lance]

I fatmangused and I went back

[carmine lance]

I like damage output

[glossy orbit]

I play on pubs mainly

so I like being able to clutch and use stealth to res whole team

while not dying

[naive star]

Mobility is dump stat for relic blade?

Stability for boltgun seems odd too

[glossy orbit]

trust the process orange cat person

https://tenor.com/view/trust-the-process-gif-9017442

[naive star]

Okay dad

First

[glossy orbit]

I dumped mobility on Boltgun

but I think that's because I just used the one I already had in inventory

[naive star]

Yeah that would be my first instinct too

[glossy orbit]

I was too lazy to make a new one

and I only have +20% health curios

my zealot has never had a +21% health or +17% toughness drop

[deft badge]

Ive never heard of Bolter Stab dump before tbh

[glossy orbit]

since 2023

[naive star]

Collateral or Mobi would seem sensible

[deft badge]

No

[glossy orbit]

Zealot was my first character

and has had the unluckiest drops

+16% toughness, +20% health every fucking time

[spare talon]

well just dump all your melk vbucks

[deft badge]

I'm ngl I delete a character if they have shitty drops

[glossy orbit]

I have spent so many Melkbux

my Zealot is truly unlucky

[spare talon]

spend more

[glossy orbit]

I have 3x +17% toughness curios on my psyker

[deft badge]

Neither is having the most basic humor I've ever seen, it's okay.

[glossy orbit]

but my Zealot is the unluckiest POS

[frozen kernel]

Director was like "man fuck your fun" lmao

That last run was hilarious though

[spare talon]

purple captain plus another boss when shit isnt going well is actual fucking giga aids

[trail walrus]

I have 3x 17% toughness, 3x 21% hp, and 3x stamina 3 curios on my main vet

[glossy orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-chat-gif-7397171202945712137

[frozen kernel]

When Reginald said he couldnt outdamage the healing in the beginning I was like and immediately rocketed the bulwark squad

[obsidian prairie]

Want to bet on how much badger they watch

[frozen kernel]

Allied shield ogryn? Baby. Enemy shield ogryn? Exterminate

[trail walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/badger-russian-stupid-dense-gif-22843045

[obsidian prairie]

We know

[deft badge]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-gif-8197090

[trail walrus]

I bet 30$!!!

[lunar fable]

people watch that guy?

i haven't heard of that channel in a very long time

[obsidian prairie]

I watched a bit and then stopped when I realized most of the video is him being unfunny and then his friends being wildly funnier than him

[deft badge]

Loud=funny

[lunar fable]

classic

loud = funny guys

[obsidian prairie]

Dude is basically dead on his own his friends do all the heavy lifting

[trail walrus]

The Badger videos are funny af and there is some good games, why I 100% spacehulk deathwing because of them lol

[obsidian prairie]

I hate the existence of the spacehulk video

[deft badge]

Ive never seen it

[obsidian prairie]

Purely because of the shitty memes it spread

[trail walrus]

Maybe because he has friends unlike you

As friends make things 100% funnier

[obsidian prairie]

I was just at a 3 hour dnd game

I have friends

[trail walrus]

Ahh a dnd person i see

Makes sense now

[obsidian prairie]

13th level fighter is big stupid

I can throw 75 damage a turn before maneuvers

Reliably

[trail walrus]

Your talkin to a brick wall as ive never played dnd

[lunar fable]

the heavy flamer one?

crazy how i just remembered that

[obsidian prairie]

Yes that

And others

[glossy orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/cecesrhaccc1-on-tiktok-cecesrhaccc1-wave-wave-cat-cecesgif-gif-3519480851846766777

[trail walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/flamer-gif-20141420

[lunar fable]

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-silly-silly-cat-stare-gif-17130425485948020000

[obsidian prairie]

One of the four horsemen of imperium fan jokes

[trail walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/russian-badger-badger-warhammer-40k-deathwing-gif-22268087

[spare talon]

edit it again to say 40k

[deft badge]

Marine fans try not to use crystallized memes from before they were born

An insurmountable task, truly

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/grenade-german-ww2-wehrmacht-granate-gif-19355339

[glossy orbit]

I wish they'd let FatShark remake Deathwatch

[trail walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/not-enough-minerals-carbot-animations-starcrafts-protoss-starcraft-gif-15370921

[glossy orbit]

StreumOn was a poor choice

[deft badge]

Why are you so fond of gifs with nazis

[glossy orbit]

despite their love for 40k

[obsidian prairie]

Heresy detected
Heavy flamer
Shovel
Codex astartes

[ornate bone]

I literally just posted one?

[obsidian prairie]

The 4 jokes

[glossy orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/gadriel-warhammer-space-marine-2-40000-gif-15996055907169469911

[deft badge]

Sorry, wrong rep

Rather

[ornate bone]

Right

[deft badge]

I thought that was them again

Its the second time ive seen a nazi in 5 minutes

[ornate bone]

Could always read the username, look at the profile picture, I dunno

[deft badge]

I just assumed it was the same person

[deft badge]

Alright, could go fuck yourself too ig

[trail walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/badger-russian-space-marine-russian-badger-bajur-gif-10033271354690027518

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/the-guy-spy-kids-spy-kids3-spy-kids-gameover-spy-kids3d-gif-20854189

[naive star]

This is helpful mod

[deft badge]

My b, have an aversion to seeing the funny ww2 Germans

[naive star]

Can check all classes curios

[glossy orbit]

I'll have a look because curios are painful

[ornate bone]

I don't really care about your aversions, I just think the GIF is funny because the guy is like "ah, hey buddy" and then just drops a grenade

[deft badge]

I apologized, you kept going.

Idk what more you want outside of a weird superiority complex cause I missed the username and confused you for the other unfunny guy here who already posted a nazi in the last 5 minutes.

[glossy orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

[ornate bone]

You pulled me into a problem that wasn't mine, it was just annoying and now I'm annoying you back a bit

[signal spoke]

What is that mod to have your characters

[ornate bone]

Because you didn't spend 2 seconds to look at the person you were talking to

Eat carrots

Improve eyesight

[spare talon]

im surprised the video this is originally from doesnt have more views cuz its peak

[plush estuary]

I hate slopes, but they do make some funny moments

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/1a-superman-lex-luthor-true-true-morgan-freeman-gif-17800430523549031980

[plush estuary]

ogryn surfing

[naive star]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/692

[sterile stone]

You know sleep deprivation is kicking in when I initially thought that someone managed to add a ogryn to shadows of evil

[signal spoke]

That's interesting

[ornate bone]

You will undeprive yourself now

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-awesome-mario-twerking-gif-23644561

[sterile stone]

Oh nah 100%

Gotta repeat the cycle again

[spare talon]

https://youtu.be/VyI9vbLuenY?si=r1i7fF5yRNlxFiHT&t=351

[naive star]

So zealot class chat is where all the bad memes go to die?

[obsidian prairie]

No

[ornate bone]

We usually are hinged

[obsidian prairie]

Its where that person specifically decides to shout into the void

[ornate bone]

And by usually I mean a coin toss

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2019983379203256540

Skooch (@Skooch)

there are literally 32 games, 8 movies, 7 books and 87,963 results on rule34 about why this is a bad idea

Quoting Dexerto (@Dexerto)
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[deft badge]

No meme channel anymore so they get dumped here ig

[sterile stone]

You came at a bad hour

[signal spoke]

The entire sever is a meme channel

[violet hornet]

the long net

[naive star]

Kid decided 6am is good hour to wake up on saturday morning

(its 8am now)

[sterile stone]

You’re uk?

Or German

[naive star]

https://tenor.com/view/fiilismies-olut-beer-finland-finland-flag-gif-24907271

[sterile stone]

A finn

[sterile stone]

That is…

Surprising

[oak marsh]

i never understood how people can do this honestly, like i'll eat too much chocolate and upset my stomach (le ibs) and that makes me want to never eat chocolate again

[deft badge]

Do we know why Karlach never made it onto the poster

[sterile stone]

Habit I guess

Once people get into a routine, especially with comfort food

Not easy to break

Doesn’t help sugar is addictive as fuck

[glossy orbit]

I remember something from launch of BG3 about Karlach not being fully finished/Act 3 content not completely implemented

[deft badge]

Wyll isn't finished either tho

They both have super late stage rewrites

[glossy orbit]

not quite as bad as Minthara

Is Karlach playable as MC ? I can't recall

[deft badge]

Yes

She actually has VA'd scenes as origin

[glossy orbit]

Was she playable at launch?

[deft badge]

Unlike basically everyone else

I do not know tbh

I bought BG3 late

[glossy orbit]

I got on when it launched from EA, but I made my own MC

[deft badge]

I imagine most people did

[glossy orbit]

I didn't explore the pre-made characters

[naive star]

In middle of BG3 replay, this time using Minthara as she wasnt available for good playthrough back in launch

[deft badge]

I still haven't played an origin besides durge

Cause imo you're just missing what makes them interesting doing that

[glossy orbit]

My MC was a classic swords and sorcery protag out of Robert E Howard type stuff

[deft badge]

I played John Baldur

White Male Fighter

[glossy orbit]

I liked RA Salvatore's DND books a lot as well

like Cleric Quintet

so I made a Paladin/Cleric of Lathander

[deft badge]

Never read em tbh, keep meaning to pick up the Drizzt books at some point

Only ever bothered with rulebooks

[obsidian prairie]

The original dragonlance trilogy is good

[glossy orbit]

the first Drizzt set is pretty good, as are the Icewind Dale books

[drowsy steppe]

no clue other than who looks best on the cover

[glossy orbit]

but later on it gets very dull

[obsidian prairie]

The Weis and Hickman one

[glossy orbit]

RA Salvatore isn't very good at writing combat

[drowsy steppe]

and mizora already represented the weird devil lady type

[glossy orbit]

He relies too much on trying to write in descriptions as if it's pen and paper

[deft badge]

Ig, I never took her as anything but "attached to wyll"

[deft badge]

Tbh that adds charm

[glossy nimbus]

i need tips for IJ

[glossy orbit]

At first 👀

[glossy nimbus]

I find myself not getting stacks for dodging

and yes I do have the talent

[glossy orbit]

after 900 pages of "Drizzt ducked beneath the whirl of blades"

it gets dull XD

[deft badge]

When was this written

Cover looks very 80s

[glossy orbit]

Cleric Quintet was more fun in some ways because Cadderly isn't a fighter

and there's a greater sense of mystery

[deft badge]

I have no idea but I also don't want you getting lost in dnd chatter

[obsidian prairie]

During TSR

Responsible for saving them at one point

[glossy orbit]

for Karlach btw, she was added to the game very late

so the promotional material was likely developed much earlier during the EA period