#zealot-class

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wraith halo
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I gotta go to work soon

solar gorge
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happens to me too on leaving macthes 4 sum resdon

median steeple
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#SKINALLMOANDKRILLPLAYERS

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Define soon

wraith halo
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So I'm playing it by ear

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Uhhh idrk because I keep weird hours, whenever my dad finishes his coffee and decides to go out to the rodent facility w me

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I'm not gonna question it

wraith halo
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I work with em

obsidian prairie
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Rodent facility

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I'll probably be out of the shower in 10 minutes tops

wraith halo
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It's nicer than saying rat room

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wraith halo
obsidian prairie
wraith halo
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Every part of my life is strange to one extent or another

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Didn't they make a game about strange lives

obsidian prairie
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Mayhaps

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Cuno isn't the third person, Cuno is the first person.

snow dragon
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What weapon?

wraith halo
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Cuno don't facking care

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Harry: fist_raised_intensifies

languid dagger
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I genuinely cannot come up with a primary weapon to use on zealot paired with the eviscerator

wraith halo
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Stub revolver

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Or flamer

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Zealot doesn't really have a lot in the way of options

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If you're confident w your knives and want cc use flamer, if you want more movement or an easier special sniper use stub revolver

obsidian prairie
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Your melee is your primary

languid dagger
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Flamer and eviscerator kinda do the same thing but genuinely every primary kinda blows

wraith halo
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Nuh uh

languid dagger
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The stub revolver feels so bad in h40

plush estuary
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Honestly

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Try combat shotgun

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I am not just shilling

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it has 2 main points for evis

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1 reaper stagger

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Will second combat shotgun tbh

obsidian prairie
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Shredder autopistol can provide good sprint speed and maniac damage+ a toughness button
Flamer is flamer and ignores game mechanics
Bolter is an easy boss burst
Revolver can cover if you don't take tknives

plush estuary
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2 good for special sniping

obsidian prairie
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Agri combat is also cool

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Combat Shotgun is slowly becoming the TAxe of secondaries for me

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And by that I mean "good option for basically anyone who has access to it"

languid dagger
obsidian prairie
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They've always been good

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And will continue to be good

snow dragon
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Im leaving this penance up yo rng gods

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this is impossible

languid dagger
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They’ve always been good and all the zealot nades are ass, so idk why people stopped using them

obsidian prairie
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Nothing spawns on malice

snow dragon
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Still too little

languid dagger
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I actually get triggered when I see people use flame grenades

plush estuary
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pubs?

languid dagger
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I guess bad players yeah

snow dragon
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Im gonna try the autogun for this

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Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed.

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Especially from people.

languid dagger
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When people say combat shotgun they always mean the slug version right

plush estuary
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yeah

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agri

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Normally yes.

plush estuary
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other 2 have niche uses

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agri way more general

sterile basalt
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Immolation’s explosion is affected but the ground fire is a separate entity and doesn’t benefit ye

God the wifi here sucks

chrome wave
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FIRE SHOTGUN USERS RISER UP

heady rapids
plush estuary
chrome wave
carmine falcon
sterile stone
heady rapids
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didn't know path was Canadian

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another fake chinese

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smh

snow dragon
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40 kills is ridiculous

snow dragon
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These penanxes are always just rng based

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and its annoying

heady rapids
sterile basalt
hard nexus
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that’s why it’s fun! they’re tanky and make mk3 PS feel really strong

sterile basalt
heady rapids
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espionage

sterile basalt
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Ya

plush estuary
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I went back and looked

sterile basalt
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No vet has more damage and still wants unarmored

plush estuary
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my testing with the heavy after push attack killing brusiers

heady rapids
frosty herald
plush estuary
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in this case you made the push attack itself kill

frosty herald
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please let this be fake

heady rapids
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this post was fact checked by the cursed apple patriots

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REAL

sterile basalt
plush estuary
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mk7

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uhhh

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I dont know the term

sterile basalt
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Is it vertical or diagonal

plush estuary
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diagonal

sterile basalt
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Wat buffs u had

plush estuary
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no talents

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1 stack of headtaker

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the heavy killed bruiser

sterile basalt
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Wait which bruiser are u checking

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Scab or Dreg

plush estuary
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scab

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dreg is flak head

heady rapids
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@sterile basalt name 1 good movie

plush estuary
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let me go back and check again

sterile basalt
heady rapids
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aight

snow dragon
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not even the karnak twins one can solve this penance

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Fucking ridiculous

plush estuary
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tf

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DT launched in window

sterile basalt
plush estuary
ripe quest
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on zealot you don't need it usually, niche weird builds can use it tho

snow dragon
heady rapids
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@ripe quest name 1 good movie

snow dragon
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40 kills in 10 seconds after a stun

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Its rng based

plush estuary
sterile basalt
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I grinded out 5 weapon section overhauls last night

plush estuary
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its not rng

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I have done this for people around 50-70 times already

sterile basalt
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Me looking at whatever the fuck is going on with helbore ADMs

ripe quest
heady rapids
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aight

coral tendon
snow dragon
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It doesnt

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24 ammo

tranquil bone
snow dragon
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Got to 34

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Kills at max

sterile basalt
plush estuary
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classic fatshark

ripe quest
tranquil bone
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Incredible

sterile basalt
ripe quest
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that's pretty normal

sterile basalt
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What does 3% extra strength even achieve

ripe quest
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it's usually done over small number tuning, way easier to just have a multiplier than alter the lerp min/max

sterile basalt
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Yea but what’s a 3% bonus gonna do

ripe quest
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would need to ask the dev that made the decision, prob some niche breakpoint

heady rapids
sterile basalt
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Its a devil’s claw light smiter attack

ripe quest
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there are some hairpin-ass breakpoints in this game and 3% is enough sometimes.

ripe quest
heady rapids
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lmao

snow dragon
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There is literally not enough enemies

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For this penance

plush estuary
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@snow dragon I can help now, just need your fatshark code, social menu then press E

ripe quest
heady rapids
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trust me

snow dragon
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4420680904

heady rapids
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ill put fvf on my list

plush estuary
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fnaf...

ripe quest
signal spoke
sterile basalt
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Kinda wanna play dead money sub level 10 this fallout NV run

ripe quest
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also like 0 update QoL but fatshark is thankfully really good at pacing their updates for every other decade

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@heady rapids what level did you start Dead Money

heady rapids
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idk

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like 20

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I'm thinking about level 1ing it

heady rapids
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didnt have any perks to actually

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well

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pass any checks

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Lmfao

sterile basalt
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I’ll consider migrating over to a wiki of sorts when I achieve passive income

heady rapids
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leggy was surprised that dean didnt betray mme

heady rapids
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apparently he does that if you pass checks

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Its a trap check

heady rapids
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i only had speech

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so i managed to kill dog

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told him to break his neck

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heady rapids
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this is how i play baldurs gate act 2 too

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Act 2 has some of the most fun bosses in the game

heady rapids
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i only beat the game 3 times

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so uh

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I only beat the game twice

heady rapids
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but it was kinda funny the first time you do it

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Oh its neat

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But like

heady rapids
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but that's like

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all of the bosses in act 2

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The fights are all very well designed, some of the best in the game

heady rapids
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except the tower

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so kind of a waste

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Thats not a boss fight tbf

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Thats a slog

heady rapids
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i just bomb them lol

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I kill them before the harpers show up tbh

heady rapids
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put the barrel in the middle of the room

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the whatsit

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the gnome powder?

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something?

carmine lance
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im assuming charge rate is the dump on plasma gun?

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Not exactly

heady rapids
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the big boom?

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Ik what you mean

heady rapids
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looooong time before that fight

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basically grab it in act 1

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carmine lance
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You want 69 thermal resist 71 charge rate on plasma

heady rapids
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its path

carmine lance
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thanks

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Np

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Have fun rolling that

carmine lance
heady rapids
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i also blew up whatshisname

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jason isaacs

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for an achievement

carmine lance
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we LOOOOOOVE resource sinks

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heady rapids
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the guy who plays lucius malfoy

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fucking

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uhghhg

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im bad with names

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Nere?

heady rapids
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no

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Uhhhhhh

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Ill just Google it

heady rapids
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look at his face

sterile basalt
heady rapids
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you'll be able to tell

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bane's chosen

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Oh, uh, Gorty

heady rapids
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yeah

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gortash

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just rigged the room with explosives

carmine lance
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FUCK 69 THERMAL 71 STOPPING POWER

heady rapids
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there's an achievement for killing him w/o triggering traps

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@wraith halo I'm free now ish btw, I'm putting on socks and I'll be good

snow dragon
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There a way to trigger sniper spawns?

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Carried him outside lol

snow dragon
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Yknow how you can spawn dogs and trappers by being far away from yo team

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Play vent purge snipers ig

plush estuary
plush estuary
snow dragon
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ill try that

plush estuary
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vent purg mission too

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waves of snipers

ripe quest
heady rapids
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I'm ngl I do that shit to Myrkul a lot

glossy nimbus
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sterile basalt
heady rapids
sterile basalt
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I wish the DT breakpoint calculator was still kept up to date

ripe quest
sterile basalt
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Even tho the calculator got a few things wrong it’s still a great source of info

wraith halo
misty nova
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Oh that's Exhillious

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wraith halo
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this you

misty nova
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Was used to the purple

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yes

wraith halo
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alr

plush estuary
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no more shadow wizard money gang

heady rapids
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thought that ur cat had beams shooting out of its eyes

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for a sec there

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aaaaaaand its gone

wraith halo
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maybe not a great idea to post someones steam if they dont want it public

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i realized

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Idc

ripe quest
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I have scammers add me for my tf2 shotgun anyway

worn tapir
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freaky match

wraith halo
ripe quest
heady rapids
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i can trade an idf card for your shotgun tongs

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u interested?

wraith halo
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LMAO

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is that a real thing

signal spoke
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yes

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signal spoke
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Remember when CSGO had factions?

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Yeah you are dreaming

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i miss those days

wraith halo
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signal spoke
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get your ass back to CS2 slop

wraith halo
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bro i need this immediately

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never touched cs

heady rapids
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why are ct the idf if t have the galil

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LMAO

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heady rapids
signal spoke
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This low is a crime

wraith halo
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LMAOOOOOOO

sterile basalt
wraith halo
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my foil idf

heady rapids
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LMAO

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wraith halo
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did valve really think that the idf was the best choice for their video game about counterterrorism

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lmao

ripe quest
wraith halo
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My journey is almost complete

sterile basalt
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Like wow they really actually wrote 7 different cleave distributions before reaching default for power sword’s energized attacks

heady rapids
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im past level 67

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its over

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signal spoke
sterile basalt
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Of all the things they could make a curve for they didn’t make a curve for cleave distribution

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wraith halo
signal spoke
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In some weapons it does not have it

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wraith halo
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your cat is very cute btw

sterile basalt
wraith halo
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tongs

hard nexus
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hard nexus
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what’s happening

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hard nexus
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what do u mean they didn’t make a curve for cleave distribution

wraith halo
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send again

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She was uh, 17 in that picture

wraith halo
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damn

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old girl

signal spoke
wraith halo
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i hope mine lives that long

sterile basalt
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I hope yours lives that long too buddy

hard nexus
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i found that out a while ago

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when i was evis testing

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sterile basalt
# hard nexus i found that out a while ago

And because of this, they can modify finesse, impact and ADM separately for each cleave distributed profile

But also this is super complex (for real) on top of the arcane maths they got going on

hard nexus
signal spoke
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My dawgs are like 13-15 old and the two girls still acting like young

stuck thicket
hard nexus
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fatshark likes to be overly complex

stuck thicket
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this little bastard is around 6 years old

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hes starting to get old

sterile basalt
hard nexus
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being unable to explain rending without 4 paragraphs

ripe quest
hard nexus
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“what’s brutal momentum do!”

deeeeeep inhale

plush estuary
sterile basalt
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If I was doing this I’d just make curves for cleave distribution

hard nexus
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idk i think im jsut confusing myself

sterile basalt
hard nexus
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yes

sterile basalt
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Why is cleave damage ADM? Great question

hard nexus
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i know that

stuck thicket
sterile stone
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But look at my boy

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sterile stone
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Gonna be a great kidney surgeon one day

hard nexus
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it worked

stuck thicket
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”cleave distribution, hitmass” JUST TELL ME HOW MANY PEOPLE IT SMACKS DUDE

heady rapids
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about tree fiddy

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ill take that any day over helldivers and their melee weapons that only show you a recoil stat

hard nexus
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that one is pretty simple

sterile basalt
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They could make this way simpler with like 7-8 diff cleave distributions curves and just call them for attacks’ cleave distribution

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sterile basalt
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Like, make a curve called “sweep” that’s meant to distribute dmg well but not much stagger, and just use that for sword slashes

sterile basalt
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Would be so so so much simpler

hard nexus
sterile basalt
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Looking through FS code is like digging up an STC

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You have no idea what you can find but somehow it’ll always surprise you how it works

heady rapids
carmine falcon
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lore accurate code

stuck thicket
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finnish people scare me

heady rapids
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good

sterile basalt
signal spoke
# heady rapids

I am starting to think melees are pure waste in that game besides larp because that's the fandom consumes only

sterile basalt
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Only the ranged attacks’ direct hit

tranquil bone
sterile basalt
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It’s also bugged because FS code follows ork logic “if we believe it works it will” so it mistakenly applies to some ranged attacks that are not from the gun itself

hard nexus
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and unfortunately it seems like the devs just flip a coin as to which side they listen to with each patch

heady rapids
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and buffed pp

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but idk

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Intent is to make the Armor passive that increases melee damage less mandatory but still be useful to make melee weapons more effective.

We increased all the melee weapons damage and decreased the modifiers on the armor passives that increase melee damage.

hard nexus
heady rapids
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Total damage with the melee armor passive will be higher or the same as before.

Base melee attack also got a 50% damage increase.

tranquil bone
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I don't think it'll ever be properly good simply because 2/3 factions shoot you and the last one has too many units swarming you with 1-3 hit kills

heady rapids
tranquil bone
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the hammer is actually pretty fun I'll give them that

signal spoke
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Have we eve got any story progression for squid cultists?

tranquil bone
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10x better than the chainsaw

signal spoke
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And enemies?

hard nexus
tranquil bone
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Nope nothing for squids

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We are on the cyberstan arc

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One of the recent warbond trailers had some glimpses of new squid stuff iirc but it'll probably still be at least a month or two id bet

sterile basalt
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Wat will FS release this march

misty nova
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This pains me

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Like

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This is a direct assault against my person

carmine lance
misty nova
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Oh and no duelist on that build

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It is a direct assault against my person confirmed

carmine lance
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genuinely one of the only times I've popped shroud out of genuine panic

misty nova
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Like dude
How are you running guaranteed Crits with no duelist

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How do I report a build

plush estuary
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duelist doesnt do anything for me if I unbind my dodge key

misty nova
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Like dude
That's a rage bait build

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And I will fall for it

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10/10 ragebait

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I'm impressed

plush estuary
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fair enough

misty nova
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At least he knows what he's doing

ivory marlin
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Just cleaned a room full of half empty four locos and zyn

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This guy is either 40 thinking hes still 24 or just an asshole

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Sorry bro that was me

ivory marlin
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They left an unopened one

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Hold up i left it in the room for the other housekeeper

heady rapids
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u have to send it back to tongs

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lowk

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that would be the right thing to do

ivory marlin
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“Sour galactic punch”

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13.9% apv

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Idk if thats a lot lowkey

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For what

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A beer?

ivory marlin
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A four loco

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I haven't had one in a really long time idk

ivory marlin
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This things bigger than an arazona

wraith halo
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oh i just realized youre using integrated explosives

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Me?

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No

wraith halo
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no? what is that armor

plush estuary
wraith halo
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oh no it isnt

plush estuary
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turn on audio

wraith halo
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wow

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im blind

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Extra Padding light armor

plush estuary
ivory marlin
glossy nimbus
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any tips for using relic blade properly

plush estuary
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nah

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our pub

wraith halo
glossy nimbus
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I find myself turning off the blade before power runs out

tranquil bone
glossy nimbus
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Ainz has one of the most androgynous voices ive ever heard tbh

heady rapids
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👀

ivory marlin
coral tendon
ivory marlin
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No shade

ivory marlin
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Im WAY too masc

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But voice training SUCKS

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I voice train for like, acting shit, i cant imagine doing it for the rest of my life

glossy nimbus
tranquil bone
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IDK who the demographic of fourloko even is anymore. Probably still just college students chasing alcohol poisoning

glossy nimbus
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I think its better to let it run out

tranquil bone
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I thought people stopped buying those once they weren't killing so many people

ivory marlin
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I just asked

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I remember seeing him earlier

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He was balding

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Full gray

visual stream
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Super oversaturated market I'm sure, but it seems fun

ivory marlin
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So far all my roles have been unofficial or stuff i shouldn’t say for big gigs

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“Big gigs”

signal spoke
visual stream
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Infernus staff and smite exist

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Big Benjie already runs Fatshark

heady rapids
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im crying man

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the game on the left is roblox's new ai model thing

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e33 is on the right

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heady rapids
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that shit deadass generated e33

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i cant

ivory marlin
wraith halo
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mines ok

ivory marlin
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My voice use to be higher but then one day when i was 17 it just lowered

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Late puberty or smth idk

carmine lance
signal spoke
carmine lance
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Maybe a little squeaky but it is what it is

visual stream
heady rapids
visual stream
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I've gotten a bit more used to it over time so I don't think it's as bad as I used to

heady rapids
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but it generating e33

carmine lance
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That’s good

heady rapids
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is so fucking funny

visual stream
sterile stone
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Duct tape

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And hope

wraith halo
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LMAO

tranquil bone
wraith halo
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why am i tabbing out of my game bruh

tranquil bone
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It's honestly really neat

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fat bastard convention

visual stream
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Always hated hulks

heady rapids
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1 tap them

visual stream
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Their head hitbox with autocannon sucks so much nards

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Lesath is Hulk Spam the planet rn

heady rapids
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its very fun

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heady rapids
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lots of weps that can just wipe off groups of hulks effortesly

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bot drops carry 12 of them

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heady rapids
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give or take

signal spoke
visual stream
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It's a miracle burgles even spit us out in the first place

full nebula
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quick mafs

median steeple
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@solar gorge I'll be back in a bit hopefully I gotta run to da store and grab stuff for dinner

full nebula
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da ting goes skrraa

coral tendon
# glossy nimbus I think its better to let it run out

So if it runs out of power, it takes longer for it to cool down to power it up again.

I let it run out if I know I’m at the end of a horde or something. I usually only turn it on for carapace and flak. Sword cuts through pox walkers with ease, especially if you use mark 2.

Use push attack followed by heavy for horde clear

solar gorge
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i might not be there but if i'm online hmu

full nebula
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hey

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sum came in da mail today

misty nova
full nebula
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man we still probably have another month before we get another map and 3 weapons

stuck thicket
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”industrial metal” really doesnt sound like a music genre

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but its a pretty good one

misty nova
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industrial death metal

full nebula
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slam metal

stuck thicket
stuck thicket
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what single moms think metal sounds like

full nebula
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guttural screeches with no attempt to say words

misty nova
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Suck my 401k being just metal sheet flapping on the wind

sterile stone
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Ogryn brick hammer

tranquil bone
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God please

sterile stone
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It’s just a piece of concrete on rebar

tranquil bone
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I'd kill a mf for a new 2H

stuck thicket
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TWO HANDED CHAINAXE….

full nebula
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yeah uhh lemme get uhh, ogryn 2handed club, or knuckles. uhhh psyker staves, uhhh, melta rifles, uhhh

stuck thicket
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ogryn should have a straight up fist weapon

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like if any class gets that its ogryn

full nebula
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im down for either ogryn knuckles or some large sledge type weapon

stuck thicket
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i want

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the mauler chainaxe

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for use on zealot

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or better yet

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dual chainaxe

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so i can larp as a khorne berzerker

tranquil bone
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Admech axe with the VT2 halberd moveset

full nebula
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this game has always been a drip feed but i feel like its going to get worse because they want to pump out classes for money

sterile stone
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But ffs man

full nebula
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2-3 new full maps, 2-3 weapons per major update, class and an operation

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slop shop all around

sterile stone
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Atleast give the dlc classes more outfits

stuck thicket
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i will be in heaven

full nebula
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bamestwerkshop bad

sterile stone
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This is why we should shame the British

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Can’t get shit done

tranquil bone
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I also think it'd be really cool for og to get the mace/sword moveset with knife/club as a dual setup

stuck thicket
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or

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power sword and combat knife

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as a reskin of wutelgi sword and dagger

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i’d main that till the heat death of the universe

sterile stone
heady rapids
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@median steeple finished 28 weeks

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so good

sterile stone
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Lower thine expectations

hard nexus
tranquil bone
hard nexus
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zealot needs a shield

stuck thicket
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we need

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more shields and more dual wield

hard nexus
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and melta

stuck thicket
#

that is non optional

median steeple
hard nexus
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zealot should have something dual wielded yeah

misty nova
tranquil bone
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I mostly just need polearms and great weapons

sterile stone
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Pay up for dual wielding

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Or else book zealot for 5 generations

heady rapids
#

in 2026

tranquil bone
# misty nova

Buddy must have been so happy to get a chance to hit that emote lol

misty nova
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Shit ass front ngl

tranquil bone
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At least they are easy so you can do it quickly and leave

plush estuary
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love it when parries just dont work

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you even see it blocking

signal spoke
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Get counter parried

plush estuary
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wait

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you even hear the dink

stray summit
misty nova
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Oh wait I still didn't have the hat tip emote at that time

misty nova
solar gorge
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only bots

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the collective 4 ever

stuck thicket
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i made like

misty nova
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bots are a lot of fun to fight

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I agree

stray summit
stuck thicket
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the most horrible hive scum build i could manage

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im gonna fuck around with it

sterile stone
tranquil bone
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I play like 95% bots but one or two brainless bug hunts are fun sometimes

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The tank goes crazy when nothing is shooting back

solar gorge
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the only time i play terminids is when my irl friends get on

stuck thicket
sterile stone
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The tank claps

solar gorge
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the other factions are okay imo

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bots are just that much better

sterile stone
#

That mf can last damn near forever if you have a good driver and gunner

heady rapids
tranquil bone
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I was ready for it to be garbage but I'm surprised how much fun and how decent the tank is

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It's actually really durable and protects the passengers extremely well

heady rapids
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its alright

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i've yet to find a good team for it

sterile stone
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Here goes gloop

heady rapids
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randos ignore it

sterile stone
#

Brother with the cursed gameplay

tranquil bone
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It depends a lot on how good your driver is ime

sterile stone
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Every time randoms see the tank drop they scramble to it in my pubs

sterile stone
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All you need is some cider

median steeple
sterile stone
#

Or whatever Canadians drink besides cheap beer

sterile basalt
median steeple
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THESE FAT BITCHES WONT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!!

sterile basalt
median steeple
#

stop blocking my appples

tranquil bone
solar gorge
sterile stone
#

Eating out is getting too over priced

sterile basalt
ivory marlin
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Yall see people blowing up that ven is gay because his laces are purple

sterile stone
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And I need to advance my cheffery anyways

heady rapids
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but so far not a single rando got into the tank

sterile basalt
heady rapids
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they just run off to do obj

tranquil bone
#

Authentic Chinese isn't all that hard to do at home depending what it is if you can get the ingredients

sterile basalt
#

mapo tofu ez

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so ez even args can do it

sterile stone
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But like

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You gotta be huffing paint if you’re using it for actual offense

sterile basalt
#

it's not like I'm asking args to make boiled cabbage soup

sterile stone
sterile basalt
stuck thicket
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i had to stay at home for 3 days due to a gift of nurgle infesting my sinuses and now i have to sacrifice my weekend for catching up on schoolwork that i missed out on im gonna fucking kill myse

sterile stone
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Aye you can try this

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Mans a whole world class chef

north sedge
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Mapo tofu has more than 4 ingredients i dunno if he can hang

sterile basalt
#

trump prob had it before when he visited china

sterile stone
#

You showed me a video and mans is in a Michelin star kitchen

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I ain’t cooking like him no time soon

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Unless my funding goes up

sterile basalt
sterile stone
sterile basalt
median steeple
sterile basalt
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but srsly mapo tofu ez to make

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gud food

sterile stone
sterile basalt
#

maybe too much flavour for args' taste buds

sterile stone
#

That man probably got a marble counter top at home

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And a golden stove

sterile basalt
#

he teaches mostly home cooking dishes

sterile stone
#

Mans cooks for wealthy people

sterile basalt
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or basic restaurant served dishes

sterile stone
#

Whatcha meeean

sterile basalt
#

he's not state banquet tier chef

sterile stone
#

Alright then

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Who is

sterile basalt
#

like wanggang's mentor (who's an actual state banquet tier chef)

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lol

pale spindle
#

What is even going on

sterile stone
sterile basalt
pale spindle
lunar fable
sterile stone
#

Get a nice seared steak

sterile basalt
glossy nimbus
pale spindle
glossy nimbus
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fuck I want steak now

sterile stone
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I’m surrounded by the opposition

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It’s wild times

pale spindle
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The meat industry 😭has rotted the world into thinking meat is "peak"

glossy nimbus
#

tofu soup is nice

sterile basalt
#

u prob just never had it cooked well

pale spindle
#

I'm more interested in wondering what you think is "propaganda"?

sterile basalt
#

which is fair

sterile stone
glossy nimbus
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tofu is propaganda

sterile stone
#

See

sterile basalt
pale spindle
sterile stone
#

Someone gets it

sterile basalt
#

and args continues to evade it

sterile stone
#

Alright hear me out tho

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I was in the process of moving

pale spindle
sterile stone
#

But then again

sterile basalt
glossy nimbus
#

the ccp knows when you piss

sterile stone
#

I forget people here haven’t seen this ongoing story arc outside this discord

sterile stone
#

So it makes sense there’s missing gaps

sterile basalt
#

it's not dat serious

pale spindle
sterile basalt
#

he's just been avoiding it for sum reason

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maybe his taste buds are fried

sterile stone
glossy nimbus
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I like cats

sterile stone
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That’s the punchline

sterile basalt
#

maybe he became bald

sterile stone
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When I get paid next

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Ima take a pic of authentic Chinese food

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Ima go right on down to Panda Express

pale spindle
#

Michelin is a proxy scheme to make shitty food seem better than what it is is

Change my mind

lunar fable
#

i PREDICTED him

sterile basalt
#

actually love urself

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at least once in ur life

sterile stone
#

I’m cracking up so hard

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I know that gets you every time

tranquil bone
sterile basalt
sterile stone
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Orange chicken is authentic Chinese

sterile basalt
#

I will personally torch ur balls if u order orange chicken

lunar fable
glossy nimbus
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CAT

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I LOVE CATS

ivory marlin
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Panda express is good

ivory marlin
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Might go get some after work lowkey

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Got paid today

pale spindle
sterile stone
#

Mongolian Beef?

zinc talon
#

what a drama queen

sterile stone
#

With the shallots and rice?

sterile basalt
acoustic dune
pale spindle
glossy nimbus
#

Adderall taken.

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Phew.

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Don't want to miss my adderal again

pale spindle
#

Traditional Mongolian usually has no sugar or onions or garlic or soy sauce

The only thing "Mongolian" about it is maybe the beef 💀

sterile stone
#

Fermented horse milk is some wild shit

sterile basalt
sterile stone
#

But people say it’s good

deft badge
pale spindle
glossy nimbus
#

food is worth the bowel movements

pale spindle
#

Mongolian food is mostly mutton and milk

sterile stone
pale spindle
#

Sounds like a recipe for toilet duty 😈

sterile stone
#

Link me a video

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And I’ll try to cook it

sterile basalt
ivory marlin
zinc talon
zinc talon
#

everything in the entire universe either is or is not a cat

tranquil bone
#

Doing dim sum yourself is a bad idea unless you are like making a big batch of one specific item to freeze or something

zinc talon
#

yeah that's a toughie

zinc talon
#

hundreds of tiny little endangered animal ingredients

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"yeah that was the last one"

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"ever"

pale spindle
#

Chinese food is crack cocaine

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Gimmie

zinc talon
#

they have laws on the books in some areas preventing chinese restaurants from putting physically addictive stuff in their food

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cuz yknow, some madlad was wild enough to do it

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some guy heard and got convinced MSG was one of those

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it gives meats a meatier flavor so you use it up to make bad meat taste more palatable

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but, some people have a real sensitivity borderline allergy to the stuff

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so one day, all those factors converged into some guy dying, or almost, cuz the food was so spiked with msg to make it taste better and in the hopes (wrong) it would addict you

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and some guy in some rural city hall somewhere

carmine lance
#

I swear to god the booth I’m in is fucking cursed

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For my job

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I have signal but actually I don’t

zinc talon
#

now I'm wondering what a job booth looks like

carmine lance
zinc talon
#

oh that is a solid setup

carmine lance
#

Yeah lol

zinc talon
#

spacious

carmine lance
#

It’s def one of the better ones

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Except im getting inconsistent signal, the phone just doesn’t work

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So i have to call back on my personal cell

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And now my audio drivers just don’t fucking exist? I guess????

sterile stone
glossy nimbus
#

ur fucked bucko

carmine lance
glossy nimbus
#

Why are you using hand sanitizer as lube

carmine lance
#

why is that your first thought

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stop projecting you fucking gooner

median steeple
glossy nimbus
#

Answer the question

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Why are you using that as lube

sterile stone
#

I ain't seen you cook never ever

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I don't wanna hear nada

carmine lance
glossy nimbus
#

LOL

carmine lance
#

anyways, I don't use it as lube because why would commit the action that requires lube in a public space where anyone can see

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I kinda enjoy having a job

sterile stone
sterile basalt
carmine lance
sterile stone
#

Perfect wife material right there

cosmic flame
violet hornet
#

The McDonald's told me to bring the food back and they'd replace it for free, and they did

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Rare McDonald's win

solar gorge
#

4 days until mewgenics

frosty herald
frosty herald
#

inb4 edmund revolutionizes the roguelite genre again

solar gorge
#

idk if it'll revolutionize it but it looks very good from the gameplay he uploaded

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and reviews are up now

frosty herald
#

nothing but 9s and 10s

solar gorge
#

i hope NL plays it

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i used to love his tboi stuff back in the dayz

tranquil bone
#

His community will bully the shit out of him until he does

frosty herald
#

edmund also pioneering mewgenics letsplays

tranquil bone
#

Then he'll bounce off of it after one stream

solar gorge
#

ppl online are dums

frosty herald
#

also edmund not having to deal with the shithead nicalis

tranquil bone
#

I didn't really follow the development so I was pretty surprised it's been received this well NGL. Pretty often it's hard to repeat a big breakout success like Issac

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(notch)

solar gorge
#

notch hasn't made anything after mc did he not ?

frosty herald
heady rapids
#

he started making some

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dungeon crawler

solar gorge
#

he """started"""

tranquil bone
#

He's tried but nothing ever went anywhere

frosty herald
#

also mewgenics being edmund's magnum opus

void bison
lunar fable
#
Calamity Mod Wiki

The 2.1.0 (or 2.1) update split apart Revengeance and Death Mode from each other to only work in Expert Mode and Master Mode respectively. It also reworked over 100 weapons and accessories throughout the whole game, made hundreds of consistency changes for items and recipes, and fixed several bugs.
Added...

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there's no way i'm reading all of this

heady rapids
#

diddy mod .....

lunar fable
tranquil bone
#

Like over a decade ago before he trashed his reputation notch was trying to do a like space engineers but even nerdier kinda thing

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Program your whole ship

solar gorge
#

notch started making a new game the way I started learning C++

frosty herald
#

guess theyre trying to look at fables for balancing

lunar fable
#

they made bosses tankier for multiplayer

heady rapids
#

that sounds fun

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im so fucking good at this dude

frosty herald
#

also looks like they hate people wanting to build for defense

#

seems fabsol didnt leave the team after all

heady rapids
#

allat for a velociprey egg

sterile stone
#

Brother man made like 500 mill

solar gorge
#

yeah then he should stfu

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and stop saying he's making one

long oasis
sterile stone
long oasis
#

they gave him 2.5 bil

sterile stone
#

You're fucking with me

tranquil bone
#

He sold Minecraft to Microsoft

long oasis
#

lol

tranquil bone
#

Like

long oasis
#

use google

sterile stone
#

amish remember

long oasis
#

oh true

frosty herald
sterile stone
#

Do you know how many giraffes you can buy with 2.5 billion

long oasis
#

probably at least 2

south prism
solar gorge
#

it's so dumb that they gave venator a super boosted heavy melee attack after a wall pin with the shotung

#

but the stun doesn't last long enough to prevent someone parrying it even if u do it right away

wheat matrix
#

lmao

heady rapids
#

@frosty herald why is there a star on my yian kut ku

frosty herald
#

Iunno

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Its green tho

heady rapids
#

it is green

undone pewter
heady rapids
#

for an amazing reason

undone pewter
#

Oracle 6 game tbw

heady rapids
#

its so much funnier with the character icon

#

ngl

solar gorge
undone pewter
heady rapids
#

LMAO

sterile stone
#

@sterile basalt Your boy made tacos