zealot-class

[heady rapids]

crazy reaching

[heady rapids]

my friend complained that everyone in the show is extremely stupid

and like

[frosty herald]

idc that tactics is non canon it directly shows vehicles being used

[heady rapids]

after playing through nv

idk what the issue is

they're all in fact like that

[frosty herald]

im also 100% sure even the legion uses vehicles since they are the leader of a large landmass

[carmine lance]

I haven't watched the show, but tbf, caesar's legion literally just raided a highschool and uses football equipment for armor

[heady rapids]

maybe if you're a fan of

uh

1 and 2

[solar gorge]

i haven't watcherd the ep yet

carful...

[heady rapids]

I haven't watched it either

[frosty herald]

and how do you reliably transport dogs for usage in the army

[carmine lance]

iunno

crates?

[heady rapids]

also lmao ok I get the butthurt around lanius

[frosty herald]

you use vehicles

[carmine lance]

not wooden crates but like pet crates

[heady rapids]

his bitch ass in the game is almost 3m tall

[frosty herald]

the helmet looks extremely disproportional in the show

[heady rapids]

he overall is just very small

[frosty herald]

they shouldve asked olivier richter, thor or eddie hall to portray him

[heady rapids]

like when you meet him he towers over you

[frosty herald]

def olivier richter

hes very tall and a bodybuilder

[heady rapids]

in the show he's the funny haha character

[frosty herald]

so the sillhouete fits

[sterile stone]

That's honest to god why no modern fallout game has cars

They tried putting a car in starfield

And

It's inital launch was fucking horrid

[frosty herald]

surpirisingly it works

[solar gorge]

bethesda can only mazke horses

since they can only make skyrim

[sterile stone]

It works now yeah

[frosty herald]

even though the creation engine is based on cell loading

so its impressive they got the car working

[vernal terrace]

I WILL PREFACE THIS WITH THIS WILL ALLUDE TO SPOILERS!!!!

just got finished watching the fallout show, actually really good would recommend it.

gonna write up my thoughts on a few things.

Potential Fallout New Vegas Ending:

||I believe the NCR ending was canon and they were forced to abandon vegas after being cut off from their supply lines post shady sands. The reasoning for this stands as follows, everyone in freeside is excited to see the NCR "return" and asks them to retake their home. House also mentions his physical body running into trouble with upstart wastelanders, when cooper activates AI house.||

Legion issue:

||I saw alot of people complaining about the letter the last caesar left "I am Caesar, I am the Legion, it dies with me", alot of people believe this is the original Caesar and are complaining cause he had plans in place to pick a successor (we only hear this from bonne in game and joshua and uylesses both tell us the legion is doomed without him) but this is going off the assumption he did pick a successor right (because this is set 20 years later and in game Caesar dies before the battle of hoover dam is his tumour isnt healed). This gesture seems alot more likely to be done by a successor than him and they never actually state this is the Caesar we knew actually im almost convinced it isnt.||

Enclave ||Tech thing||:

||The thing the enclave seem to be doing is directly making human synths which makes it seem like the institute had nothing to do with them which is interesting||

Colorado:

||This will just be cool cause things like Vault 0 are in colorado and we have never saw colorado outside of in fallout tactics||

[heady rapids]

I mean

The train in F3 is an npc

that you ride

[carmine lance]

that you HUH

[frosty herald]

||thats certainly strange cause arent the institute the only manufacturers of synths or are they going to segway into the institute being an offshoot branche of the enclave acting independantly||

[heady rapids]

nvm

I misremembered

[carmine lance]

[heady rapids]

I think the train cart is a hat

[sterile stone]

It's not a npc

[heady rapids]

can someone check it

[sterile stone]

Yeah it's a hat

[carmine lance]

honestly that's one of the things I find so interesting about game design

solutions don't have to be so... straight forward

[vernal terrace]

||so in the show they are working off tech made prewar by robco that vault tec started experiments on to perfect under orders from the enclave, that essentially turns people into human robots. The final stage of it is undectable under the flesh with them carrying out orders from the enclave and Hank activated a bunch of them at the end of season 2||

[carmine lance]

things that can seem really roundabout solutions can be exactly what work as you need them to

[frosty herald]

||oh ok so theyre just mind controlled cyborgs instead of full on institute synths?||

[vernal terrace]

ye

[frosty herald]

i sea

[heady rapids]

solutions that make you go "wow I paid 60 dollars for that"

[frosty herald]

funny how tactics makes the BOS design more techno barbarian and templars

[sterile stone]

I mean it kinda fits the aestetic

[carmine lance]

that's pretty neat lol

[sterile stone]

In fallout 1 or 2 I believe

Scribes use to wear robes

[frosty herald]

fallout 1 BOS are def monks

even the soundtrack is named metallic monks

[carmine lance]

and yeah the music for the bos bunker is literally called Metallic Monks

yeah

[vernal terrace]

the brotherhood chapters have always been very different

the show actually touches on this pretty nicely

[carmine lance]

fo1 and 2 had a great soundtrack genuinely

[vernal terrace]

in the little time we see them

[frosty herald]

its what i adore about them as a faction

[carmine lance]

for atmosphere

[sterile stone]

Could you imagine bethesda allows vehicles in 76

I know it'll never happen

But it would be funny

[frosty herald]

they have the same aesthetics and goals but their ideology and equipment differs drastically

look at the midwest versus fallout 4

[vernal terrace]

i feel most the player base would just kill themselves

appalachia also isnt really suited for them

[frosty herald]

a very progressive brotherhood versus a very militant authoritarian one

[sterile stone]

I mean if they do a Dry Wells type map expansion

And make it it's own cell

Like expeditions maybe

In New Vegas

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/r6qt_70iGk4?si=UcjdNtWdVp7XEe-Y

[vernal terrace]

i hope we expand to the north soon the snippets we have about the settlements up there seem fun

[sterile stone]

Cause there's a ton of flat, empty land out there

[frosty herald]

genuinely one of my favourite fallout tracks

[sterile stone]

Oh?

[drowsy steppe]

new vegas

[carmine lance]

same! Dream Town is another favorite for me

[frosty herald]

originally fallout 1

[vernal terrace]

the chapter maximus is from is described as being like 80% scribes by the commonwealth guy who shows up

[frosty herald]

i think it plays in the lost valley

[frosty herald]

descendant from the f1 chapter?

[royal vortex]

Sex with robots

[sterile stone]

Can someone come eat this foldable chair goblin

[carmine lance]

yup

[vernal terrace]

they are in california and based around shady sands

so i think thats what its implying ye

[frosty herald]

thats pretty cool

[royal vortex]

I don't think I'd taste very good

And I would only accept it if my body was prepared by Stan

[sterile stone]

Diabolical

Aren't you like 20% pierogi

[frosty herald]

man the fallout soundtracks are so atmospheric

[royal vortex]

That was a false claim made by a perfidious British devil

Who should never be trusted

It is more like 5%

[misty nova]

Damn good horses as well

[hexed igloo]

Depends who sat on it last

Oh wait I misread

[misty nova]

They'd go to hell and back with you

[hexed igloo]

Nvm lmao

[royal vortex]

What the hell?

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/lcCSLyRVpk4?si=b5j0EFImtIGdYZgE

[misty nova]

Maybe because of Skyrim jank

[frosty herald]

@vernal terrace

[misty nova]

But still

[frosty herald]

i think youd like this

[misty nova]

Skyrim horses>>>>

[hexed igloo]

I misread as

someone come eat this foldable chair
I don't think it'd taste very good

[royal vortex]

I don't like the response you had to the version of the sentences you read

[hexed igloo]

Makes more sense at least

[vernal terrace]

i saw a caption on the scene where the ||NCR returns that was "you cut off the head of bear good thing it has two"||

and that was kino

[royal vortex]

I'll pretend like this never happened

[royal vortex]

need an NCR amv with this as the title

set to a linkin park song or something

thinking about it im surprised stan hasnt misidentified that name as Lincoln Park and asked who he was

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fallout-fallout2

[sterile stone]

Pubs queing into the event hurt my soul

Like 99% of the people in these event missions have never touched a auric before

Or a havoc mission

[sterile stone]

Ngl the nod back to the New Vegas intro was pretty great

[vernal terrace]

ye

[frosty herald]

lets play together

i have 3 missions left

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-man-no-man-no-gif-7347715096894588969

I'm gonna solo dolo these last 3

[sterile stone]

Picked up a new vegas playthrough recently

And I went to the crimson caravan to meet ringo

Brother told me he's headed to New Caanan

And the look of dread just flooded my face

[lunar fable]

[misty nova]

Bubblegum paint job

[heady rapids]

1 snowball is gonna send them back to the ice age

[frosty herald]

free driller HP

[heady rapids]

https://packaged-media.redd.it/lyq9npzntchg1/pb/m2-res_720p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1770231600&s=9bcf47dd80386e30a9dd10a273ffce50a84051ac

[median steeple]

@vernal terrace opinion on the peak that is Ep8?

[vernal terrace]

was really good

posted some stuff about it up above

[median steeple]

I was soying....

[frosty herald]

the final base wilds update will drop either on the 10th or 17th

[vernal terrace]

oh also who is the character in your pfp they are neat

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/asriel-shrug-wildin-gif-2765553899476055720

Asriel Dreemurr from UT/DR

[heady rapids]

israel

[vernal terrace]

ohhh who is the artist

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/Heartbreak_Juan/status/2015259852290003341?s=20 from this comic

HB ✧ (@Heartbreak_Juan)

solar powered girl

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FxTwitter · Jan 25, 2026, 3:06 AM

[vernal terrace]

sniff sniff

i smell gay slop

but its kino

[median steeple]

but yeah the (episode 8 spoilers for fallout) ||NCR arrival was so fuckin peak the 1 to 1 recreation of the new vegas intro was so good||

[solar gorge]

hetslop sadly

[vernal terrace]

LAME

[median steeple]

That one is hetgem

[vernal terrace]

i thought better of you...

[solar gorge]

it's lame

ayaya

0/20

[carmine lance]

There’s something sweet about this, the sheer contrast of personalities

[median steeple]

Mainly because both Dess and Asriel share parallels and are key figures in Kris' life

[vernal terrace]

makes me think|| NCR ending is canon given how freeside acted to them returning||

[solar gorge]

asrielxburgerpants to restore the balance

only way

[median steeple]

I always though it was ||freeside had a ton of NCR refugees but honestly I can see that||

[heady rapids]

@median steeple

[median steeple]

Burgepants gets Nicecream guy (I can't wait for ch5 to see them)

I'm like

one game away from oracle

I don't wanna

those 3 ranks are hell

[hard nexus]

backround

[median steeple]

wild image

[hard nexus]

hunt is testing 15 player lobbies

[median steeple]

make it

20

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/mariean_w/status/2018674049887457631?s=46&t=y5Foi2J2noy33dODKlRTAQ

marie (@Mariean_w)

my husband started referring to the baby as “little chud” and now multiple family members are too

X · Feb 3, 2026, 1:12 PM

[median steeple]

finally

I got tired of games where everyone would die super fast since there was so little people

[lunar fable]

so did they actually fix performance

[hearty nebula]

chat i made pancakes again

[heady rapids]

https://fxtwitter.com/LevboyMax/status/2019053116847472717

Levboy Max (@LevboyMax)

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FxTwitter · Feb 4, 2026, 2:19 PM

[hearty nebula]

they got oats and butterscotch chips in them

[frosty herald]

absolutely

[heady rapids]

thanks ill eat it later tho

[hearty nebula]

DIE!!!!!!

[median steeple]

that photo is too good

#stockimage

[frosty herald]

||maybe house ending since he couldve forced the ncr out of new vegas?||

[hearty nebula]

what photer

[frosty herald]

absolutely

[median steeple]

I dont think there is a canon ending in totality

[frosty herald]

there isnt one

[median steeple]

like house clearly got the chip but ||the NCR clearly had control over the strip before having to fall back||

[heady rapids]

what the fuck is sex with abrams

[median steeple]

sex with abrams

[frosty herald]

they should honestly explore the dlcs for season 3

you could get alot of cool stuff because of that

[lunar fable]

[heady rapids]

monter huntr

[frosty herald]

did you atleast fight gogmazios

[heady rapids]

just got ep8 spoilers in my feed

[lunar fable]

no lol

[median steeple]

Nah we need to be more focused for S3 which I think we'll get ||Lucy and Max working with House/NCR to deal with the legion and the the colorado plot with the Enclave||

[heady rapids]

fucking perish you son of a whore

[lunar fable]

i stopped before tu1

[heady rapids]

holy shit

[lunar fable]

[frosty herald]

ok i was very close

title update 4.5 drops on februari 18th

[heady rapids]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

why did i open twitter

[median steeple]

Also ||House seems to have mellowed out a bit and is prob more willing to work with the NCR since he doesn't have the same resources as he once did||

[frosty herald]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DUWGWCxD2Hf/?igsh=MWhiZGlkdGV4anIzaw==

monsterhuntergame

The next update for Monster Hunter Wilds arrives on February 18. In addition to Arch-Tempered Arkveld, the update will include further stability and performance improvements for all platforms. Stay tuned for full details on the update's content to come in the near future!

Likes

121

Instagram

[frosty herald]

||that dude is almost 200 years old by now||

[heady rapids]

https://fixvx.com/brothersmiler/status/2019064323776090143

Smiler K. (YEAR TO CONQUER)🦋 (@brothersmiler)

https://t.co/dt8iBBmsaL

QRT: brothersmiler
Silver and Seven's dialogue may be the best in the game

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 4, 2026, 3:03 PM

[royal vortex]

i just love ||the visuals on the screen effect for house. kino||

[median steeple]

he was born in 2020 he is around almost 300 years old

[royal vortex]

Dude was a covid baby

explains some things

[median steeple]

did you see the BTS

[royal vortex]

Nay

[median steeple]

they used the game image for him lmao

[royal vortex]

zased

[vernal terrace]

||nah given houses comment about wastelands having a go at his physical body its almost 100% not that||

||and he evicts the NCR from vegas||

[lunar fable]

@frosty herald i'm probably very washed now

[frosty herald]

your ass is not ready for 9 star monsters

[lunar fable]

i went for all achievements

did crown hunting without trading with anyone

and then i kinda just stopped playing

cause there was nothing else to do at that time

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/AlyxInWndrland/status/2019071366918762538

𝙰𝚕𝚢𝚡 ⋆₊⋆☢︎⁺₊ (@AlyxInWndrland)

Rafi Silver signing off as Bobby Apartment 🫡

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FxTwitter · Feb 4, 2026, 3:31 PM

[heady rapids]

@deft badge https://fixvx.com/i/status/2019080400623059227

Chief ⚔️ ‼️ (Dinosaurs Are Real) (@ChiefofIsaac)

https://t.co/TVIzPXQR7e

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 4, 2026, 4:07 PM

[median steeple]

wait a fucking second

I actually thought this was dbd

[solar gorge]

i fear getting out of phantom

i should de-rank i think it would unironically be bettr

[median steeple]

yeah there's no fun in those ranks

archon 6....

[visual stream]

The worst part is this is accurate

[median steeple]

I don't wannaaaaaa

[visual stream]

He vaulted three times and the window got blocked

He should have ran to a different tile smh

[median steeple]

tried to loop around a tree like a noob

[visual stream]

Not even an impressive clip, if he was half decent at the game he would have been looping that Drac for ages

[median steeple]

@solar gorge Nintendo partners direct tomorrow.....

you know what that means

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-tomorrow-tomorrow-deltarune-gif-10853081022194083051

[heady rapids]

i thought it meant silksong

[carmine lance]

https://tenor.com/view/roaring-knight-swoon-fish-deltarune-gif-2496669304440857409

[solar gorge]

time went by so fast

[lunar fable]

@frosty herald if i played again would i need to compile shaders

[solar gorge]

already febuarabry

[lunar fable]

[solar gorge]

febuary

[wheat matrix]

I need to try playing spirit giest too actually

Since I’ve enjoyed playing mina so far

[solar gorge]

hopefully there's a newsletter

[frosty herald]

Yre

[heady rapids]

@median steeple ||lmao s1 she had to take the scientists head now she has to kill a head||

[sterile stone]

They shoulda just made this his appearance

It woulda been fantastic

[royal vortex]

fr fr ong

[lunar fable]

[solar gorge]

Mr Crib

[deft badge]

Cheater has 2 exhaustion perks

[sterile stone]

But nah tho

Shit would be wild to see marked men

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/SkaVorah/status/2019093905136861398?s=20 brother what lmao

🩸SkaVorah🩸 (@SkaVorah)

Overwatch Season One leak.
Rebranded to Overwatch, 5 new heroes, Mercy gets another Mythic skin and more.
#Overwatch2 #Overwatch

X · Feb 4, 2026, 5:01 PM

Overwatch downfall must be studied

[sterile stone]

Who the hell cares about overwatch tho

[solar gorge]

2018 me ig

[signal spoke]

One of the new heroes lol

just car

[solar gorge]

but he's been shot dead

wtf

what does it even do

[heady rapids]

that one vid of a taxidermied cat on a drone

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/war-hammer-hammer-gif-25704599

[signal spoke]

These just look the same existing characters lmao

[solar gorge]

i wan the hammer but i'm so behind on stuff

sad

[plush estuary]

I'd wanna see OWL and see if I know anyone who plays

Used to joke around with the older pros when I met them in comp

God, like 4 years ago?

[heady rapids]

@median steeple vindicta model replacement but its ||thaddeus ||

feet out and all

[median steeple]

thumbs down

[heady rapids]

LMAO

[solar gorge]

i peaked gm

you were like top500 ?

[plush estuary]

Yeah

[solar gorge]

damnnn

[plush estuary]

People did not like me

Every time I launched the game I got the "you got avoid as teammate message so expect longer queue times"

[solar gorge]

the only high lvl comp i did in a video game was eft2l hl and 6s

[plush estuary]

I played rein and ran it down

[solar gorge]

yeah queuing high elo was hell in ow

[plush estuary]

Yup

And I had so much fun

[solar gorge]

500 hours of queue

[plush estuary]

Cause I did not care

Queueing as tank is easy

Only took like 15 sec to get a match

[solar gorge]

yeah i mostly played rein too

and other tanks so no issue 4 me

dps players had it rough

[plush estuary]

You know poko?

The French pro

A few years ago

Played tank

[lunar fable]

[solar gorge]

by name yeah

[plush estuary]

Thank god

I had some insane grabs by them

[lunar fable]

the rarity change makes a big difference

i did a mission in ossuary with no pitjaws

[plush estuary]

I remember playing ow1 with him in a t500 lobby on the Russian 2cp map. And we just always flanked on Winston dva and went to spawn camp

It was so funny

[solar gorge]

that map was so goofy

[frosty herald]

Also blizzard rebranding overwatch 2 back into 1 is hilarious

[solar gorge]

one of thing they did right with ow2 is axing those maps

[plush estuary]

Poko was a fun guy

[frosty herald]

Cause it proves everyones point that overwatch 2 was solely made to axe the generous monetization of overwatch 1

[solar gorge]

no rein zarya duo in ow2

that's why the game fell off

that was peak

[plush estuary]

Yeah

Very sad

All of my friends were tank players

[frosty herald]

rivals also probably lit a fire under blizzard

[plush estuary]

We used to fight who got rein

When we random queued into comp

Like half my friends are rein 1 tricks

[solar gorge]

my duo was a dps player forced into tank to get less queue time so i didn't have to fight 4 rein lmao

he'd always go zarya

[frosty herald]

https://www.ign.com/articles/amd-says-valve-is-on-track-to-ship-steam-machine-early-this-year-but-we-still-dont-know-the-price

lambda start hoping

half life 3 launch title

[solar gorge]

yeah i saw that

and i can't start hoping sry

that implies i had stopped at some point

[tranquil bone]

I cannot imagine what these are going to cost with RAM as it is now

[sullen forge]

Quadruple the RAM prices

And dump more ai slop onto the internet

[heady rapids]

yessssssssssssssssss

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-rage-mad-angry-smash-gif-1998418158989463064

[heady rapids]

more blobfish cat gifs.......

[frosty herald]

more boomers to impress with ai videos

the ai vid of that dog saving the girl from the river made so many boomers fall for it

[sullen forge]

Brainwash the boomers into thinking cats can in fact push 20 ton sized boulders into oncoming traffic

[heady rapids]

LMAO I SAW THAT VID

IDK MAN LOOKS REAL TO ME

[sullen forge]

Pretty real to me I think

[heady rapids]

I BELIEVE

[misty nova]

"hopefully"

[lunar fable]

[sterile basalt]

I unlock tooled DRG cuz I was bored

Diesel driven is pretty peak

[heady rapids]

@median steeple holy shit

i still hate the pacing of the show and all the cliffhangers

but damn

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/627034802574589958/1216085798143656036/smCwsEF.gif

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/doudou-oye-cat-funny-cat-love-cats-gif-13560839042944678924

[heady rapids]

ALWAYS BET ON HOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sterile basalt]

I think diesel driven looks the best (across all 24 weapons) so far with GSG guardian

[frosty herald]

100%

it looks really cool

[sterile basalt]

Some guns aren’t that good with diesel driven tho

[frosty herald]

and the voltaic stubby turns into an mp5

[sterile basalt]

All engi guns except shard look good with diesel driven

That framework changes breach cutter’s normally-purple plasma node to orange color

[frosty herald]

btw

the little lights on the relic raider armor changes color based on your armor color

so thats neat

[heady rapids]

WHY IS HE CALLED THAT

LMAO

[plush estuary]

Gonna love the callout

[misty nova]

Self explanatory

[plush estuary]

Cat low

[lunar fable]

like you got all the tree stuff?

[tranquil bone]

Ok maybe blizz is desperate.

[sullen forge]

@plush estuary you missed this after you got off

https://medal.tv/games/new-vegas/clips/m369DIPVWfm4Vm262?invite=cr-MSxac3UsMTA3NDAxNTcz&v=47

This shit had me crying

[sterile basalt]

Ye

There’s an open source github tool that can edit ur save file

Change szn pass progress etc

And give OCs

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

[lunar fable]

ok maybe i do this for s3

[sullen forge]

The shotgun slowly coming up into pan and just turning them into mist

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/new-vegas/clips/m36JtIOeRzT353hJS?invite=cr-MSw2ZDMsMTA3NDAxNTcz&v=14

New Vegas really is a never ending sitcom

[sterile stone]

It's alot easier to just use wand

Or wemod (formerly)

[solar gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1468685558883680472/Hams.png?ex=6984eb84&is=69839a04&hm=bc23a6a5eba0758a5e16520ec18af315834e6b9f40d118de3c1794ea778e2130&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-abrams-green-abrams-viscous-piss-viscous-gif-18320023403135180021

[carmine lance]

hello chat, I am messaging y'all from my internship

[heady rapids]

wagie

[carmine lance]

You think they’re paying me for this?

[heady rapids]

unpaid wagie

[carmine lance]

Lmfao

This is the working world version of being paid with exposure

[heady rapids]

@median steeple im crying

[carmine lance]

“We’ll give you college credit and experience!”

[median steeple]

Damn lmao

[hard nexus]

taller than u !

[heady rapids]

he's like ||a head shorter than anyone else in that scene||

[median steeple]

im not gonna feed your bait woman

[heady rapids]

they took his fucking legs

[violet hornet]

Wait fr

I thought all zealots had to max height

[heady rapids]

he's a vet player

[violet hornet]

🤏 pocket vet identified

[carmine lance]

actually is there an ideal height for each class

I know height genuinely affects hitbox

[heady rapids]

if your ogryn is tall you're getting kicked fyi

[carmine lance]

i don't think I fucked with ogryn height

I at one point made my zealot tall but I put it back at around the middle height

[deft badge]

imo its max

cause it makes headshots easier

[carmine lance]

i thought it wasn't

[deft badge]

a little under max has your neutral aim at head level for most enemies

[carmine lance]

I will keep this in mind

[heady rapids]

if you psyker is max hitting fgs special becomes very annoying

cause you need to angle it

[tranquil bone]

Slightly higher view is also better visibility but I don't think it's ever going to be a make or break either way

[carmine lance]

yeah lol

[sullen forge]

@median steeple new alias

[deft badge]

i slide the height bar until the top edges of the diamond line up with the top of the bar, if that makes sense

its a little under max height

[sullen forge]

Figure out what it is cause I’m working

🚬

[carmine lance]

yeah that's fair, and I will note that

[median steeple]

Slopodon

[heady rapids]

if i see any kind of job

istg

@sullen forge

[sullen forge]

No

Deadlock related

[heady rapids]

leglock

[solar gorge]

it's on steam ?

[sullen forge]

Yes

Youll like it Lambda

[vernal terrace]

are sharks real chat

[sullen forge]

lmao

[sullen forge]

No

[solar gorge]

i don't have u on steam but i'd get it 4 sure

[sullen forge]

Reminder my account is in the description of my Discord profile

[vernal terrace]

I knew it… what is this thing

[sullen forge]

Not real

[solar gorge]

jjk seven..

[sullen forge]

Strongest New York Bum

[solar gorge]

added 4 jjk seven

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1468646488468099224/1468646490565120000/hidden_king.png?ex=6984c721&is=698375a1&hm=290359e775f32be2cf3161eb889773fa9582cb8dbca5f00c569610b646114fc9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1027&height=578

[deft badge]

good news, instead of playing any game that isnt elden ring ive collected every bell bearing, crafting pot, killed every furnace and nights cav

[carmine lance]

what game lol is that lol

[deft badge]

gonna hit the death rite birds, mausoleums, and go ng+ ig

[deft badge]

elden ring

[carmine lance]

ah

[deft badge]

peak game

[carmine lance]

alright lol

[deft badge]

you should play it

[carmine lance]

I should get around to it

[heady rapids]

lowk dont even feel like booting up nv cause i made the mistake of listening to people and started dead money first

[sullen forge]

You enjoying Dead Money?

[heady rapids]

NO

[sullen forge]

LMAOOOOOOO

[tranquil bone]

Weak

[sullen forge]

You’re technically doing the “cannon” path

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/783545628964814848/1175155995568259153/mini_dust_baby-50.gif?ex=656a344e&is=6557bf4e&hm=74fb450a9f09257d710f5b291d23ea72737fe7118cc3ffbbdb01d14223a6958a&

[lunar fable]

@sterile basalt ok i did it

[sullen forge]

Dead - Honest - Old World - Lonesome

[deft badge]

i thought dead money was intended last?

[lunar fable]

i'm just gonna do it for s3 only

[sullen forge]

Left to right

[tranquil bone]

Honest hearts isn't first in canon?

[sullen forge]

Supposedly

But I think imo

[heady rapids]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2018978730925010988

soro (vote celeste!) (@sorocore)

do you mind

QRT: sorocore
LOL

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 4, 2026, 9:23 AM

[tranquil bone]

Lonesome road is 100% last.

[sullen forge]

Can be swapped out with either or

[tranquil bone]

It's supposed to be the big narrative wrapup

[deft badge]

i mean i think it defo isnt intended to be done first

i could be insane

[sullen forge]

Story wise if you’re bothering with story first Dead money is still a solid choice

Kinda why I see Honest and Dead as interchangeable

[tranquil bone]

I think dead money is supposed to be after old world blues because of the Christine plotline

[vernal terrace]

|| https://fxtwitter.com/xx_housewins_xx/status/2018888125049946188?s=46&t=CkPIVDfF83VB32jbp9Lyrg || @median steeple

House (@xx_HouseWins_xx)

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE ..

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FxTwitter · Feb 4, 2026, 3:23 AM

[median steeple]

lmfao I saw this

I love those parody accounts

[deft badge]

i feel like you can do HH whenever

it isnt as connected to the other dlcs iirc

[tranquil bone]

It's the only one that doesn't have a thread linking it to the others far as I remember

[deft badge]

but OWB>DM>LR makes sense to me

[sullen forge]

Graham as a character Is cool

[deft badge]

yes we know

its the most default fnv opinion you can have atp

[carmine lance]

honest hearts is my least favorite dlc and I hate that it is

the writing is neat, Joshua is genuinely very well written

[deft badge]

my favorite by far is OWB tbh

[carmine lance]

but the actual gameplay is boring and tedious

OWB is definitely up there for me

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1412011312912797706/iYM2jZBjVvqn7OEU.mp4?ex=69846782&is=69831602&hm=88cbac2cd15d81d204b885f27d2f6b8abdb0e2116e063f1f547d257d7a6ac649&

[carmine lance]

but dead money is honestly tied with lonesome road for my favorite

[heady rapids]

dont tell me there's gonna be stuff that's worse than dead money

oh god

[carmine lance]

it's not worse than dead money

it's just fetch quests

[heady rapids]

ill gladly take fetch quests over

that

[carmine lance]

you are not built for survival horror

[sullen forge]

Dead money is just raw survival bro

[frosty herald]

nioh 3 is getting glowing reviews by everyone so thats good to see

[heady rapids]

there's no horror

[deft badge]

Have you like, never played the dlcs

[heady rapids]

the horror is only in that

i have to

well

play it

[frosty herald]

mf

[heady rapids]

no

[carmine lance]

I mean is the atmosphere not supposed to be spooky?

[frosty herald]

honest hearts is fun to explore since zion is a very vertical map

[carmine lance]

for dead money?

[heady rapids]

its boring as shit

[deft badge]

Imo dead money sucks

Survival horror doesn't work in NV for me

[heady rapids]

there's no atmosphere it's fallout

[carmine lance]

dead money is very hit or miss, I get that lol

[deft badge]

The ghost people are cool as enemies tho

[heady rapids]

i can stop time at will

[carmine lance]

HUH

[heady rapids]

there cant be horror

[deft badge]

Its cool the first time

[heady rapids]

like

lol

[frosty herald]

||oh hey you can see the monorail||

[vernal terrace]

I love dead money

[heady rapids]

cyberpunk did survival horror right

with whats its called

on reed's path

where they take your cyberware

[frosty herald]

i love dlcs that strip you of your items

[tranquil bone]

I never thought dead money was even trying to do horror tbh

[frosty herald]

so you actualy have to pay attention

[heady rapids]

that one was actually scary

[frosty herald]

your being affected by the cloud

[heady rapids]

dead money is just tedious

[tranquil bone]

Just like oppressive and hostile

[deft badge]

...do they?

[heady rapids]

ueaj

you cant use sandevistan

[sullen forge]

We never got an explanation on them did we

[heady rapids]

WOULDVE BEEN USEFUL

[deft badge]

I still remember hop dashing everywhere

[heady rapids]

oh idk if you can dash tbh

[sullen forge]

Like what the ghost people actually are

[deft badge]

Uhhh I have no idea tbh

[heady rapids]

they take your deck

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ray-charles-6

[vernal terrace]

Best thing about dead money imo they throw you in that place with a cast of rat bastards you need to cooperate with or you all die

[misty nova]

Did they ever fix some of the dead money enemies having 0 perception meaning they had infinite perception?

[vernal terrace]

It’s a fun dynamic

[frosty herald]

huehuehue

[sterile stone]

Former employees

[carmine lance]

the ghost people are supposed to be the workers of the casino resort who got locked into their suits

[tranquil bone]

I'm pretty sure all they ever say about the ghost people is that the weird HVAC dust just does that

[sterile stone]

The suits they wear are experimental

[carmine falcon]

its so kino

[frosty herald]

springlocked freddy

[carmine falcon]

i went into it blind with no spoilers

[heady rapids]

it is

yeah

[carmine falcon]

and was so fucking confused lmao

[heady rapids]

it's very well made

[carmine lance]

don't forget that the whole thing was an experiment from Big Mountain

[heady rapids]

it's so fucking scary man

[frosty herald]

shhhh

[sullen forge]

Botched surgery, schizophrenic, and actual scumbag

[frosty herald]

he hasnt gotten to the bigmountain yet

[sullen forge]

That’s it?

[carmine lance]

I guess I should get cyberpunk at some point

[sterile stone]

I mean the suits were experimental

There's a terminal you can find in Big MT regarding them

[carmine lance]

honestly I should get one of the shadowrun crpgs

[sullen forge]

Them casually regenerating limbs

[deft badge]

I'm gonna be honest I find reeds path tedious

[heady rapids]

basegame is whatever really but dlc is peak

[sullen forge]

It’s why I always headshot them

[deft badge]

Its just "haha here is enemy that one shots you"

[sullen forge]

They’re staying dead

[sterile stone]

One sec will continue this

[heady rapids]

thats the best part

[spare talon]

The only thing I know about dead money is that people missed the point of it by loading up and being overencumbered with gold
I have no other context

[tranquil bone]

Energy weapon build just mogs all of dead money because holo rifle.

[vernal terrace]

Yes, there is a terminal in old world blues and an audio log in the maintenance tunnel of the sierra madre (I don’t blame people for not finding this one cause the key to get in is arse to find) but essentially the entire casino was a test bed for big mt the suits work the same way those skeleton astronauts you meet in owb suits work

[hexed igloo]

Dead money is about letting go of poverty

[tranquil bone]

Meltdown pops them

[misty nova]

Heck yeah

[deft badge]

I mean

Holorifle is just op

[misty nova]

Fits 10k gold bars into small pockets

[deft badge]

Iirc that thing is the best gun in NV bar none

[frosty herald]

they dont

[tranquil bone]

It's definitely up there

[frosty herald]

ghost people die when dismembered in any way

[tranquil bone]

Top 5 energy weapons for sure

[deft badge]

Yeah you need to take off any limb and they die, they only get up if you don't do that.

[hexed igloo]

Kill the npc nearby fill his corpse with the gold, cut off his head and walk out your gold-stuffed head

[heady rapids]

if you let dog eat one he gives you a perk

like 5m into the dlc

[frosty herald]

the entire sierra madre was a disaster and a hellhole

[tranquil bone]

Or just go play the casino and cash out the chips for 10k weightless prewar money

[frosty herald]

i believe as a cannibal MC you can get a reward from dog by pointing out that he eats people

[deft badge]

Tbh normally by the time I do DM I don't care about money

[heady rapids]

im a cannibal

but idk

[spare talon]

The nv casino doesnt have Tycoon so its actually the worst game ever made

[frosty herald]

like the sierra madre wouldve never ever been anything other than a catastrophy

[hexed igloo]

They should make Sierra Madre tycoon sim game

Like fallout shelter

[frosty herald]

ghost people casually yeeting a full gas canister at your cranium and blowing your shit smooth off

[carmine lance]

oh I got the point of it, I still just did it anyways lmao

[frosty herald]

ok so

[deft badge]

The point is that I am smarter than everyone else who tried looting it

[frosty herald]

the actual reason ghost people see your is because of light detection

[spare talon]

The point of dead money is to go into the console and set your carry capacity to a billion

[sullen forge]

Inshallah

Death to the Courier and those who trespass on the Sierra Madre

[frosty herald]

also imagine how deadly a bear trap to the cranium would be

[sullen forge]

That melee weapon is pretty cool concept wise

[frosty herald]

100%

however irl it would be one use unless you have a mechanism to retract the teeth

[sterile stone]

Tl;dr, you’re fighting walking corpses and not some supernatural creature

[deft badge]

Dead Money is good cause it gives me a BAR tbh

[carmine lance]

I do like how in the ending for the girl whose name I forget, when she stays behind, eventually the ghost people start to ignore her

[deft badge]

Christine

[spare talon]

Argus probably remembers me saying this but I have an irrational dislike of every fallout game

I just do not find them enjoyable at all

[heady rapids]

thats completely understandable tbh

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[spare talon]

Which is weird cuz I like Skyrim and oblivion

[carmine lance]

different strokes for different folks

[frosty herald]

probably because shes a forced mute and has to rely on sign language

[heady rapids]

ok now it's weird

lmao

[deft badge]

Ive seen what you enjoy so i am completely unbothered by this

[spare talon]

Functionally theyre not that different

[frosty herald]

and since the ghost people relied on sign language from when they were construction workers

[spare talon]

But something about the fallout games just
Isn't fun at all

[violet hornet]

My brother was completely fixated on them for years after launch and hearing everything about the game in excruciating detail really made me feel tired of it before I even touched it

[carmine lance]

yeah but she can talk towards the end

[frosty herald]

yah

[carmine lance]

and who would she even be talking to in that area lol

[violet hornet]

I did eventually play a bit of 3 and it was actually pretty good but I'm just not that committed to RPGs like that these days

[sterile stone]

Ngl I only got into fallout because of 3, brotherhood was abysmal dogshit

[heady rapids]

why does time flow backwards in the sierra madre btw

[sterile stone]

It doesn’t?

[hexed igloo]

Should've played Tactics the single best fallout game ever comprehended

[heady rapids]

it does

i rest and it goes back in time

[violet hornet]

Oh you don't like clunky combat hiding behind constant pauses and an action point management system?

[heady rapids]

unless im schizophrenic

[spare talon]

Ive tried 3 4 and nv multiple times each
Old school fallout and similar styled rpgs havent interested me

[sterile stone]

[hexed igloo]

I don't rly like rpgs that much to begin with and adding the fallout dogshit to the mix really fucking sucks

[heady rapids]

i played 3 4 and nv and only got through nv

[sterile stone]

Fucking zoomer

[deft badge]

Ive beaten every fallout game except tactics and bos tbh

[hexed igloo]

Me or

[misty nova]

Smh you'll never find the joy of being lost in the metro system because you had the map marker pointing to some random place then you end up revealing 90% of the metro area before finally arriving at the radio station and progressing the story forwards

[spare talon]

Even shelter?

[misty nova]

[heady rapids]

opened a door and my game crashed

[deft badge]

Can you beat that? Ig I forgot about that and 76.

[hexed igloo]

I'm fine with slow burn games fallout is just straight ass

[sterile stone]

It’s honestly the writing

[heady rapids]

the markers suck so fucking much

[carmine lance]

fallout 3 had dog writing

[hexed igloo]

The gameplay sucks nuts too

[sterile stone]

I hate how stupid the enclave is in 3

[deft badge]

Bethesda

[hexed igloo]

The only thing I can confidently say I like about fallout is the setting

[spare talon]

Yeah youre not a real fallout gamer if you havent beat shelter and 76

[carmine lance]

yerp

[deft badge]

"I am completely immune to radiation but you're a bitch if you don't wanna commit suicide so fuck you I'm not doing it"

Tbh

I would play 76 if I had friends who did

[sterile stone]

That ain’t original

[carmine lance]

I have 76

[sterile stone]

It’s just the only one to go mainstream

[carmine lance]

I played it and just did not vibe with it

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I'm well aware lmao

[spare talon]

I have 76, kez and tintin dragged me into that

And surprise, I dropped that too

[heady rapids]

i thought about playing 76 and then i read whta you guys were saying about it here

never touching that dogshit with a 10 foot pole

[deft badge]

I own 76 cause I had a friend who said "yeah let's play it" then played it with me once lol

[hexed igloo]

Best post apoc game by a mile is Mad Max

[heady rapids]

mid max

[deft badge]

I really like that game tbh

[frosty herald]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1386740878697169039/1447573926845612244/dirt-1.gif

[deft badge]

Its not like

Amazing

But it's very satisfying

[hexed igloo]

It just fucking hits

[sullen forge]

I only moderately like 76/4 solely cause it’s brain dead point and click but NV is like peak RPG experience for Fallout

[frosty herald]

also good atmosphere

[sterile stone]

The one time I agree with you

[sullen forge]

That’s my take

[frosty herald]

the cars in mad max are so violent

[sullen forge]

I only played 3 when I was like a kid

[hexed igloo]

Story sucks and the controls aren't the best but damn it just hits

[deft badge]

The actual combat in mad max feels really good, very punchy

[heady rapids]

fallout 67

[sterile stone]

Nv is like looking at a almost complete Mona Lisa and wondering why Angelo left it half done

[deft badge]

Time constraints

[hexed igloo]

It's so good it's simplified to where it's not just mash square but not too complicated

[frosty herald]

max just scooping up a handful of maggots out of a corpse

[sterile stone]

Ego

[deft badge]

You ain't gotta wonder

[sterile stone]

Not time constraints

[sullen forge]

Fallout 67 is only good with friends or if you need a brain dead grind game

[heady rapids]

cause it was painted over used toilet paper?

[deft badge]

Tbf i like the arkham games and it's the same combat style as those, maybe a little simpler

[sullen forge]

Outside of that it’s mediocre

[hexed igloo]

Haven't played the arkham games they're just batslop

[deft badge]

City is really good

[sterile stone]

Ngl I hate this argument

[deft badge]

Asylum is very dated

[misty nova]

I'm going to fight you now

[sterile stone]

Anything is better with friends

That feels like such a cop out

[sullen forge]

I mean it’s true though

It’s so fucking boring without friends

[heady rapids]

are the fireworks supposed to be black

[deft badge]

I believe the term is "friendslop"

[sullen forge]

LMAO

Fallout 67

[hexed igloo]

I'll play anything with my boys

[deft badge]

I have limits tbh

[sullen forge]

The first ever friendslop game from Bethesda

[deft badge]

I won't play most mobas if asked

[hexed igloo]

Good with friends is a terrible metric for how good a game is

[frosty herald]

game bugged out again

[sterile stone]

Brother has the cursed edition of new Vegas

I think it’s time to accept your game is just fucked

[misty nova]

Starting a friendslop yt channel but the catch is that I play it solo

[sullen forge]

Bros playing a “Beyond the Mojave” copy of NV

[heady rapids]

ik that nv was made in a year by a team that doesnt know how to work with CE

its fine

[sterile stone]

My mans got the creepy pasta version of new Vegas

[sullen forge]

LMAO

He’s gonna get a number station that rings off numbers soon

[sterile stone]

Bro is gonna see the ghost of three dog in the sierra madre

[sullen forge]

LMAOOO

[sterile stone]

My mans game transcends into other games

[frosty herald]

somehow blade is going to manifest the lone wolf radio creeypasta

[sterile stone]

On god

[sullen forge]

Mfer getting Fallout 3 creepy pastas in his NV copy

[sterile stone]

I’m weak

I don’t wanna spoil it

But brother if that ending goes smoothly

[heady rapids]

good riddance

[sullen forge]

He doesn’t know

Sinclair

Help

I’m trapped

[sterile stone]

I was thinking about that earlier

If you really think about it right

Sinclair was actually crazy as fuck

But it was warranted kind

[solar gorge]

sinclair ?

deadlock reference..

[sterile stone]

Kill this brainrot creature

With hammers

[solar gorge]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G5TBbQ7aUAAncKN.gif

[frosty herald]

i cant wait for blade to see all of the crazy shit in the big mt

[sullen forge]

I hate to say it is unfortunately

Not our goat

[deft badge]

Blade goes to big mt at too high of a level and suffers

[sullen forge]

The MAGNIFICENT Sinclair

[frosty herald]

Oneshot by lobotomite spear

[hexed igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/565205869755629589/1463205562060771511/20260120_171511.gif

[sullen forge]

Character building imo lmao

[frosty herald]

Imagine blade playing point lookout

[misty nova]

Somehow the stars align and Blade breezes through Mt

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415463293765550112/1464293866940403897/chuddddddy.gif

[frosty herald]

The hillbilly murants that have a flat 10-35-50 damage that goes through damage resistance ontop of the gun damage itself

[deft badge]

Tbf it's easy under level 30

[sterile stone]

Nah fuck it

[deft badge]

At 40 tho?

Lol

[sterile stone]

Blade go do honest hearts next

You’re gonna love the legendary bloatfly

[deft badge]

Thats in OWB

Have you guys ever done the bit where you craft fist of rawr in DM?

[frosty herald]

Bro

[frosty herald]

I did fist of the north rawr once

[deft badge]

Thats just the name in WW

[misty nova]

I keep men in my pocket 🗣️

https://x.com/i/status/2019129491541618996

Devolver Digital (@devolverdigital)

Hotline Miami 2 is now just called Hotline Miami which has been renamed Hotline Miami 3.

X · Feb 4, 2026, 7:22 PM

[deft badge]

Lmfao

[frosty herald]

GIVE US HOTLINE MIAMI 3

I DONT CARE IF ITS IN A NUCLEAR WASTELAND

[lunar fable]

GEORGE

[heady rapids]

at least there's actual 1 int dialogue here

[full nebula]

hay

sum caym in da mail today

deez nuths

[tame sluice]

https://fximgur.com/a/Yvt6tEH

[sullen forge]

pizza

Still think it’s funny how one NCR scientist is incredibly patient with you at HELIOS

[carmine lance]

pizza sounds good

[sullen forge]

If you’re running an INT 1 build

[carmine lance]

tbf they were patient enough to deal with fantastic

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-dats-what-i-woulda-gif-18253305946678612829

[tame sluice]

why are you out of pizza in factorio

[carmine lance]

though also I don't understand how Fantastic bullshitted his way into an actually prestigious position

[sullen forge]

Funny as fuck

Literally just lucky

[carmine lance]

[sullen forge]

You run a High INT build you can just immediately call him out on his bullshit

[carmine lance]

oh yeah I do

I like int builds because I get to hack shit

[frosty herald]

grown my hair out so now im getting bangs

holeee

[sullen forge]

Last night I massacred the fiends

[frosty herald]

me take job

and the dude instantly freaks out

[sullen forge]

Recently became vilified by the legion

Cause I’m working too much with the NCR

So I’d figure I go pay Caesar a visit

A “Friendly” visit

[frosty herald]

its funny that the followers are the opposite of the legion but caesar still gives them the mercy of leaving new vegas unharmed

[sullen forge]

Cause-

Honestly I have no clue why

[frosty herald]

his parents were followers

[sullen forge]

Mercy cause of his lineage

Consider it lucky holy

[frosty herald]

Born in 2226[Non-game 1] near the Boneyard as Edward Sallow, he was once a citizen of the New California Republic. Following the death of his father at the hands of raiders in 2228, his mother sought the protection of the Followers of the Apocalypse. While she worked for the Followers, cooking and cleaning in their Library, the young Edward learned how to read and started taking courses, provided by the organization free of charge.[5]

[sullen forge]

Anyways it was funny going down into the vault Caesar demands you to destroy

And just

Not destroy

Anything in there

Lmao

[frosty herald]

its funny that the followers are seen as anarchists because theyre arguably the only undeniably good faction

[full nebula]

you gotta damage the legion as much as possible before hitting the strip, that way you can get forgiven. Then work for caesar just long enough to kill him during surgery

[placid fiber]

None of these look as much like sleep paralysis demons as the guntouchable characters do

[frosty herald]

you also cant ignore the hypocrisy

since caesar wants to ally with the khans

[sullen forge]

Oh I killed them

Lmao

[frosty herald]

yet the khans are known for being drug manufacturers which is banned within the legion

drugs entirely are banned

[sullen forge]

I’m pretty positive he just wanted to absorb their tribe regardless

Even though yes it’s hypocritical

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/wmster-white-monster-energy-drink-monster-energy-gif-16051569233120380956

@median steeple apperantly theres a "killer shadow drop" tomorrow at the partner direct

[lunar fable]

@plush estuary 4 goo bombers

[placid fiber]

Hear me out, Ainz: Rifle specializing character, but, with a shotgun...

[frosty herald]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory/

Steam

Poker Night at the Inventory

Recently reopened following a seismic retrofit, the Inventory is once again the hottest gathering place for video game characters to unwind after a long day on the job. Drop in to play No Limit Texas Hold’em with four familiar faces: Max, Strong Bad, Tycho, and The Heavy.

From the archives of Telltale Games, this jokey poker game pits iconi…

Release Date

Mar 5, 2026

[signal spoke]

Huh??

They are re releasing it?

[frosty herald]

yup

i believe theyre rereleasing it because the items in tf2 were unobtainable

[signal spoke]

Will it have same achievements and items unlock for TF2?

[frosty herald]

but it might be other factors

[signal spoke]

There's different ways to trade for the items as the game got delisted

But they cost a lot

[sterile stone]

Where’s Brock

[signal spoke]

Brock isn't from the second gam?

[carmine lance]

HOLY SHIT ITS BACK?

[carmine lance]

Brock Samson is in the second game but he's from the venture bros

[frosty herald]

Win these reissued TF2 items by knocking out each opponent when they’re at their most desperate:

the second game might also be relisted

The Iron Curtain: A minigun adorned with the finest of Soviet irons and mahoganies, this prized member of the people’s munitions cache could belong to just one person instead: You.

Enthusiast’s Timepiece: Traditionally acquired strictly through amicicide, the Enthusiast’s Timepiece can be yours to cherish, simply for knocking a man out of a poker tournament.

Crimestomper Combo: With the Lugermorph and License to Maim in hand, nothing will stand between you and your life-long dream of being a Freelance Police officer.

Dangeresque, Too?: Looks like you’re going to have to jump... into a hot new look! With this brand new pair of Dangeresque shades, you’ll always look and feel your best.

[sterile stone]

@olive raven hey unseasoned chicken wing

You down for a game later?

[olive raven]

Sure elf that broke the shelf

[frosty herald]

also people are 100% seething that their hundreds of dollars are going down the drain because of these items being available

[carmine lance]

lmfao

[signal spoke]

TF2 traders are eating good

[signal spoke]

True lmao

I bet TF2 Reddit traders are fuming right now

[frosty herald]

also this version of the game has been remastered by the 2 og devs

[obsidian prairie]

Me when I speculate on an unstable digital economy then am surprised when I lose money

[signal spoke]

And the economy of genuine quality are dropping

[frosty herald]

Released in 2010 and removed from sale nine years later, Poker Night was an experimental casual game from the studio renowned for episodic series like Sam & Max and The Walking Dead: A Telltale Series. This new version has been lovingly remastered by Skunkape Games, a small team of former Telltale employees who worked on the original.

were 100% getting the second game

this is just testing the waters

[carmine lance]

god i so fucking hope so

also since venture bros was mentioned

i will always be so fucking upset that season 8 got cancelled

[sullen forge]

When are they not gears?

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/RoXKhwb18MY?si=EvvM09sOi7uVRn8n

[signal spoke]

Made by the studio that made the sam and max new games and remakes is a surprise

[sullen forge]

Literally they bitch and whine when their shitty hat goes down 1 penny

[carmine lance]

even if we got Radiant Is The Blood Of The Baboon Heart

[sterile stone]

@vernal terrace I figured you’d get a laugh from this

[sullen forge]

Me who just stares at my shit rollercoaster and not give a fuck cause I’m never selling them lmao

[signal spoke]

Duped shovel incident

[frosty herald]

lol lmao

[acoustic dune]

tf happen?

[signal spoke]

Poker night coming back to steam

[sullen forge]

Bro I may lack lore with a few games but holy shit LMAO

[signal spoke]

So people get the items again

From the achievements

[acoustic dune]

@sterile stone is yamato racist?

[acoustic dune]

WHAT

PEAK IS COMING BACK

[misty nova]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2019127753849876850

JoeLongBalls (@JoeLongBalls)

yes YESSSSS this is just what I wanted, another shooter game where you get shot once, triple backflip into a corner to do different 7 heroin injection animations

Quoting Marathon (@MarathonTheGame)
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It’s not over, even if they have the high ground
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[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-how-it-feels-to-spread-misinformation-misinformation-gif-3255487469719141353

[acoustic dune]

I LOVE YOU VENTURES BROS

https://giphy.com/gifs/venturebros-the-venture-bros-3o7ZetdIfzjz66ZIGI

[sullen forge]

I get scam trades all the time just cause I have a misc unusual bro

[sterile stone]

I wonder this every day

[frosty herald]

WHAT DID I DO NOW

[acoustic dune]

is this cod?

this shit look undustriaal

[misty nova]

Try that word again

[signal spoke]

Poker 2 might also becoming later as this is a test

[misty nova]

🗣️

[sterile stone]

The arguing on twitter is funny tho

[misty nova]

It's also clearly apex

[sterile stone]

Seeing people lose their shit because small black woman is in a position of leadership

[acoustic dune]

when game ui look the same

[sullen forge]

Good heavens no!

[acoustic dune]

you know smth is wrong

[frosty herald]

whats happening now

[sterile stone]

Wait til they find out about the multiple gay people in new Vegas

[acoustic dune]

tf happen?

[sterile stone]

Or th gay ncr officer you meet in the outpost

[acoustic dune]

well tbf the romain are kindaa greek

[misty nova]

Probably fallout episode

[acoustic dune]

ofc there would be gays

[acoustic dune]

ok now you aare making stuff up

[tame sluice]

They never met them because they all rushed Legion questline?

[sterile stone]

He literally repairs your gear

If you have confirmed bachelor he gets flustered and says the ncr don’t usually accept gays

[heady rapids]

that would be weird cause you'd assume they'd give gannon to caesar

[acoustic dune]

whaat aabout the legion?

[heady rapids]

caesar accepts gay people

[acoustic dune]

thaats what i expect

[naive rover]

I wish zealot also had the power falchion ngl

[heady rapids]

everyone in new vegas is tolerant