zealot-class

[full nebula]

Think ima try a fo4 run, once I got out of the prologue its seems semi stable now

[olive raven]

Come make snow angels

[sterile stone]

I'm waiting on my stuff to get delivered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKu-2lYIKh0

Sit on this

Actually @olive raven

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-deadlock-doorman-deadlock-drifter-deadlock-driftdoor-driftdoor-gif-12990528693719633545

[sterile stone]

This game goes hard

[sullen forge]

Sent that to my friend a few minutes ago lmao

I see seven I send it

[olive raven]

What’s that

[sterile stone]

It's fun

[olive raven]

What’s it abt

[delicate shadow]

it's about a remnant, the second one

iirc it's like a souls-like but with guns

[sterile stone]

@olive raven

[delicate shadow]

I think my first answer was better tho

[sterile stone]

Shhhh

Don't let her know

[olive raven]

I think I’d cry

[deft badge]

Is remnant like

Actually good?

Everytime I hear soulslike i play them and like them less than soulsproper

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248972334327791616/1466240509944270981/rapidsave.com_this_is_what_lifes_all_about-2b23ssztq0gg1.mp4?ex=697c0663&is=697ab4e3&hm=6921af75afd4ee08f2a395c0ae7e16444ccfad862a2297ffc0a20f4f37fd958c&

it's fun

pretty good if you can tolerate some jank

[deft badge]

I can do that

I like E.Y.E.

[ivory marlin]

Yall see the regular show skins in fortnite

Skips has like actual tits

With jiggle physics

[heady rapids]

remnant 1 was dog

never played 2 but heard a lot of praise and the gameplay looked fun

[plush estuary]

0.5 seconds of insta death

we love power maul

[misty nova]

Holy that's a lot of glizzys

[deft badge]

Did a Paul set off the barrel?

[plush estuary]

yes

[deft badge]

Nice

Classic

[plush estuary]

half my mistake too

I saw it

should have pre popped

[deft badge]

I did too but I've heard a lot of praise for a lot of things

[deft badge]

I do ts because I do not trust randoms at all

[plush estuary]

I do most of the time

I didnt this time cause everyone was close to that barrel

but it got me killed

[sterile stone]

@olive raven What's the vibes tonight

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/frag-nomnoms-it-shit-itself-shit-frog-gif-7365433

[olive raven]

Sleep.

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/wack-hannibal-glasses-gif-14589639

[olive raven]

You asking at 11pm

Ask earlier

[sterile stone]

I was working earlier

[delicate shadow]

it's 8pm

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-tiktok-gif-25591053

We don't need no fake time zones around here buddy

[plush estuary]

erm

its real

[sterile stone]

You don't exist

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-o'hearn-real-brainfog-gif-7666610795160025826

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/dogdiesamengodbless-gif-23866738

[formal vault]

I made an automaton in People Playground.

[delicate shadow]

sometimes things do get better

[acoustic dune]

la creature

[ivory marlin]

Took you long enough to respond

Oh my lord

[long oasis]

thats asphalt or something

[ivory marlin]

So close

[long oasis]

roman era cement?

[violet hornet]

nah it's definitely mortar

or was it pavement

[acoustic dune]

well tbf it was at 1 AM

[ivory marlin]

Oh

Your timezone sucks bruh

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-going-to-beat-you-to-death-cat-mr-potato-mr-potato-cat-esmbot-gif-22848174

[violet hornet]

I was gonna say

1:00 space marine

[ivory marlin]

I sent that at 5pm

Wym “1am”

[acoustic dune]

when you stinky stinky timezone

[ivory marlin]

We fighting bruh

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-fight-me-ready-to-fight-lets-fight-fight-gif-16248214

[south prism]

waow this game is kinda gas

[misty nova]

Are you playing bloodlines 2

What the hell are you playing

[south prism]

cloudpunk

i tried bloodlines 2 a few months ago. hated it!

[misty nova]

Yeah it's 💀

https://tenor.com/view/vtmb-vtmb2-bloodlines-2-lightning-strike-brujah-gif-5780605532743712498

I did this to a guy behind Costco once

[ornate bone]

I remember when that was the thing everyone used Ash for in Warframe

[sterile stone]

Getting flashbacks of when Ubisoft promised us a city looking like this with watch dogs

[ornate bone]

assistir cachorros

[misty nova]

We caught him at a very Portuguese moment of his life

[plush estuary]

clown car moment

[snow lantern]

That is one of the most cursed doors in the game.

[misty nova]

https://skibidix.com/i/status/2016278884497453142

moon ˙⋆─ .✦ (@moonhaloess)

here's the clip btw i can't believe this is real

Quoting moon ˙⋆─ .✦ (@moonhaloess)
︀
watched clips of the blue lock dub what do you mean kaiser actually goes "i'll make zem get down to zeir knees, zis blue lock" this CANNOT be the direction they went

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[snow lantern]

GET IN THE ELEVATOR

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2015853877153640636

moon ˙⋆─ .✦ (@moonhaloess)

watch ness show up like "oh mein gott, zis locker room is full of blüntensmoken!" noooo little german boy

X · Jan 26, 2026, 6:26 PM

Also did you guys know we're getting a blue lock live action movie

(no you don't know)

Now you do

[median steeple]

ALL IT TAKES

IS ONE LANE

to feeeeed

https://tenor.com/view/clover-undertale-undertale-yellow-gif-10946749221607297988

[misty nova]

Soft inting

🗣️

[solar gorge]

12 deaths

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/696143581458727083/1409690090606952580/attachment.gif

[deft badge]

moba experiencce

[median steeple]

we were winning our lane until the bebop shows up

fed asf

and KILLS ME RAAAAAAAAH

[deft badge]

you had a good game but someone else had a really bad one

so you now suffer

[copper hawk]

stupid israeli game

that shiv kept letting the bebop wander off

[deft badge]

israeli ragebait farm sim

[copper hawk]

and then wouldn't go and deal with the rotating bebop

so bebop would just waltz in yoink some1 then they'd instantly die

[long oasis]

@plush estuary did u see this

[copper hawk]

gets free monies

[solar gorge]

bebop giga MOSSAD this patch

[plush estuary]

yeah

[solar gorge]

i need to learn him

[plush estuary]

cole sent it

[long oasis]

I love my zealot he is round and fat and has 300 health!!!

[solar gorge]

and not that shitty bombbebop that fed guy was doing

[copper hawk]

i got so heated

this game enrageths me

[solar gorge]

good streak still

1 loss entire session

i am almost back to oraclow

[ivory marlin]

Lambda

The lanes confuse me

And like

“Farming”

I don’t get MOBAS

Or why it made it caps

[violet hornet]

go back in time and play 10 years of league of legends

[ivory marlin]

I like street brawn

Im really good at street brawl

[deft badge]

Or yk

Be a happy person

[violet hornet]

impossible

only suffering

[ivory marlin]

Might just only do streetbrawl then

[deft badge]

The more I play mobas

The less I understand why people like them

[ivory marlin]

I feel like

The way i play ivy

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-outlast-trials-gif-10698354027335631944

[ivory marlin]

I need more than 1 other guy with me

Because usually my duo fucks off

And im alone in the lane

[deft badge]

Ig I do like literal torture simulator so what do I know

[violet hornet]

most mobas only have 1 or 2 in lane

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[violet hornet]

are you talking about gtfo or outlast trials right now

[deft badge]

Both ig

[ivory marlin]

Both prolly

[violet hornet]

hell yea we love torture

speaking of which, victor seems fun

kinda reminds me of doctor mundo

[lost pumice]

Does a regular piety build work fine for relic blade?

[sterile basalt]

Yez

[violet hornet]

I used to run piety, then martyr, currently running IJ, all pretty decent

I heard it didn't have much crit support so I tried out other keystones

[lost pumice]

Once I get 3 wound curios I'm gonna run martyr on it

[lofty spear]

You dont need 3

[lost pumice]

I just had to start pretty much over on PC so it'll be a min

Oh yeah, it's 2 now isn't it?

[heady rapids]

@misty nova https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSa9arFBT/

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[violet hornet]

Yeah you can get max stacks with just 2 if you're below one wound

3 wound curios lets you get the full bonus at 2 wounds remaining but you're losing the 17% toughness from your last curio

[north sedge]

He's if mundo was emo and shot everything with a nailgun

[violet hornet]

Accurate lmao

I miss the cleaver

[north sedge]

Though his aura is definitely amumu

[violet hornet]

I had that mundo mundo skin with the goofy rubber cleaver

[royal vortex]

when are they releasing a deadlock character that uses stan's sandpaper technique

[north sedge]

If I'm a betting man (and I am) it's probably apollo in 2 weeks

[ivory marlin]

Lowkey unkillable

My friend plays victor

Don’t ever think ive seen him have more than like

1 death

[north sedge]

He used to be more oppressive

Which is crazy

[deft badge]

Is he not like

Absolutely insane for zero input anymore?

[north sedge]

You need half an input now

[deft badge]

Ig that's better than nothing, ty dota 2 balancing people

[north sedge]

I remember having a game when he came out where i was just solo diving their entire team in their base

[deft badge]

Oh I do too

You just stood near people and they died and if they killed you haha have an entire extra healthbar

[north sedge]

Not dissimilar to now just a bit less crazy

[deft badge]

At least it isnt release seven ig

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-gif-20562682

[deft badge]

Genuinely

I question the balance philosophy of the people making DL and Dota 2 sometimes

Then I question why I play them and realize it's only because people ask me to, so it doesn't even matter at the end of the day

[north sedge]

I actually like it, thst crazy shit is just allowed even if unintentionally sometimes

Made dota alot more interesting to me than lol

[deft badge]

Dota was tbh interesting to me cause of things like the map having elevations and turn rates and yk

Mechanics

[north sedge]

Alot more mechanics to deal with in general

[deft badge]

Deadlock is interesting to me cause of the setting

And the shooter aspect ig even if it isn't a shooter

[north sedge]

Glad they pivoted away hard from the cyberpunk setting

[deft badge]

The actual

Hero interaction in these games tho?

Eh

[sterile basalt]

Was release seven just thermonuclear calamity

[deft badge]

Release Seven ult just killed everything in it's radius, basically

Whichever team got Seven won lol

So yes, in a way he was thermonuclear calamity

[tame sluice]

oh they actually intentionally balance things to try and change the meta

and by "try and change the meta" I mean "completely demolish the way the game was played last update"

it's kind of admirable

[deft badge]

Thats not really what I mean

I mean the devs are cool with 80/20 match ups

And if you're the hero with the 20 gl

[tame sluice]

yeah

I also don't actually super mind that either

[deft badge]

Okay

[tame sluice]

since deadlock and dota make no attempt to hide that you need your team

[deft badge]

I'm not really the person to talk about enjoyment of the game to ngl

Ime deadlock is

Enjoying it more progressively for your first 100 hours

Then enjoying it less progressively for your next X hours

Its the best moba but it's still a moba

[solar gorge]

@median steeple the bit where|| hank says the legion and the NCR are both bad ||was so fcking good

fallout show spoiler(?), if anyone is wondering what's in that

[deft badge]

I'm not watching it anyway so

[cursive tundra]

Kek
Use 0 brain just find elevated position and ult
Everything dies

Bonus point if you have ivy in your team for free reposition

[median steeple]

Legit pulled the classic "both bad" and I love how she just says no

[chrome wave]

i rushed out and looked to my left and promptly slid my ass back into the room

[calm salmon]

Icefrog balanced Dota 2 explicitly around pro games

[plush estuary]

Reaper!

Ahhhh man

[calm salmon]

Pickrates/banrates/win-loss in pub games doesn't matter, ranked or turbo

[plush estuary]

We back in the hive tonight. Swinging our pickaxe side to side

Hey now

Did you see that burster blow up

Can't think of any more lyrics....

[calm salmon]

All I see is a target rich environment

ya can't miss

[copper hawk]

Yaoi

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/buster-jam-shoot-evil-gif-9636628110021626244

[calm salmon]

An acceptable stance

[deft badge]

Oh I super do not care then tbh

[ornate bone]

hideo game

[calm salmon]

It, ultimately, makes for a better game

[deft badge]

I'm not dedicating my time to being actually good at a moba in the year of our lord 2026

Uhhh

[calm salmon]

But yeah

[deft badge]

Sometimes?

[calm salmon]

You have to like. . . be good first

And if you're not, just accept your fate and play your favorite hero

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[deft badge]

Or like

Play a game i actually have any amount of fun playing

[calm salmon]

me playing Beyond Citadel rn

[deft badge]

Chiv go brrt

[calm salmon]

Never could get into Chivalry

Dabbled a bit back when it was a free mod

[deft badge]

I like Mordhau more but Mord is very dead

[calm salmon]

But that game has got some real issues

Despite being fairly well balanced around the top-tier of players

[deft badge]

Mord or Chiv?

[calm salmon]

Just kind of annoying watching one dude literally solo a whole team with no recourse if you're not at the same skill level as them

[deft badge]

Or Beyond Citadel

[calm salmon]

Chiv

Beyond Citadel is. . . a boomer shooter of all time

[deft badge]

Then you understand how I feel about deadlock lol

I am good at chiv

I can hold my own with those people

[calm salmon]

Yeah but you can 1v5 with 5 mediocre players and make a good player's life hell

[deft badge]

So it doesn't bother me

[calm salmon]

Just have to get the team to deathball

[deft badge]

Nah

Puri I like

Fundamentslly don't have fun in mobas

At all

I only play them cause my friends ask and atp I've started saying no

[calm salmon]

That's fair

[deft badge]

Cause it's not even like

Does it make sense if I say they make me feel nothing?

I just go "damn that was 40 minutes of my life I'm not getting back"

[ornate bone]

Not even unflinching hatred?

[deft badge]

Nope.

[ornate bone]

Man, you're missing out

[deft badge]

At least if I was angry I would feel anything at all.

[ornate bone]

You could be bottling that up so you can react to a robbery one day

[calm salmon]

speaking of Beyond Citadel though, this is interesting for a boomer shooter

I need more games to do this

[deft badge]

I don't feel happy when I win, I don't feel sad when I lose. I simply feel like I wasted 40 minutes of my life.

[calm salmon]

That aren't like. . . Tarkov

[ornate bone]

Understandable

[ornate bone]

THE COCK BUTTON

[calm salmon]

Chamber would be a better word

but the single dev is japanese

so you win some you lose some

[ornate bone]

Won a lot there

[deft badge]

A button to remove the mag and another one to put another mag in is uh

[ornate bone]

Receiver-like

[deft badge]

That's almost Cruelty Squad levels

[calm salmon]

If you just hit R you toss the mag on the ground

hence two keybinds

[deft badge]

You ever play due process?

[calm salmon]

X moves the used mag to your backpack to be automatically packed

[ornate bone]

I assume they want to do some kind of manual reloading where you don't do wacky stuff like mashing the button and reloading the weapon over and over idk

[calm salmon]

Negative

[calm salmon]

Yes

[deft badge]

If you tapped r you threw the mag on the ground, if you held it you saved the mag, but if you threw the mag on the ground in a quick reload you could pick it back up after

That was my favorite shooter of all time tbh

[calm salmon]

Yeah, you can pick up tossed mags in Beyond Citadel

but they sometimes break on the ground

Which makes sense

Fairly thin aluminum and all that

[ornate bone]

The games I remember having a normal and a fast reload in never actually made me feel like I needed to use anything besides the fast reload

Those being Insurgency Sandstorm and Ready or Not

[calm salmon]

Tarkov does it well

cause its a pain in the ass tossing mags on the ground when its knee high grass

[ornate bone]

I just went "eh, I don't wanna save a magazine with like 5 shots on it" and did a fast reload

[deft badge]

Due Process made you want to conserve ammo cause most guns had limited ammo

[calm salmon]

And MOST people aren't bringing 12 packed mags to a raid

[deft badge]

You played 3 rounds with X ammo for all 3

Different guns had different mag pools

[calm salmon]

You bring like. . . 4 and then pack them as needed after fire fights

[deft badge]

Comp was 12 rounds

[calm salmon]

Or during, sometimes

That said, I cannot in good conscious suggest Beyond Citadel, or its prequel The Citadel to literally anyone >.>

It is certainly a game of all time with some of the uh, artistic. . . choices

[deft badge]

Like

Actual artistic choices or Funger "artistic choices"

[calm salmon]

Anatomically correct anime women

that get shot with guns

you can put two and two together beyond that

[deft badge]

So like funger artistic choices

Shock value

[calm salmon]

I wouldn't even put it at shock value because its an intentional choice

It's intentionally upsetting

[deft badge]

Its intentional there too

[calm salmon]

Not in like a "Reee guns are bad" kind of way

but more of a "Hey, you should really understand what firearms do to people" kind of way

[deft badge]

Kills them

Sometimes in more spectacular fashion than other times

[calm salmon]

Yeah, but most people aren't aware of that.

Same with swords and shit.

Contemporary accounts of Roman era battles are downright gross sometimes

[deft badge]

I don't think I've ever played a game that really gets death right

Like

People don't normally die fast

And when they do its a mess

I'm not really saying they should either

[calm salmon]

And this why they tell you to shoot the heart of an animal if at all possible when you're hunting

[deft badge]

Just for the fact that "oh my god look how real the death is"

That guy didn't shit himself tho so

[calm salmon]

BOBBY B

[deft badge]

Are you portraying real death or are you glorifying it still

[calm salmon]

Does just make me think of the scene in GoT Season 1

"They don't tell you that a man shits himself when he dies"

[deft badge]

Nope

Body relaxs

Waste expels

Relaxes?

Idk I'm really tired rn

[calm salmon]

Or if you're a nurglite, it's just constantly streaming out of you anyway

[deft badge]

Idk

Death is often times glorified across all media ime

[ornate bone]

From what I remember, the body contracts everything

[deft badge]

Nah, no signals from the brain.

The default state is to release tension

[ornate bone]

When you see a car crash with someone's corpse stuck on a windshield that isn't theirs and the guy has brown pants, brother straight up stiffened every muscle on the body

Afterwards I don't know, but depending on the death the person has, odds are they tried everything they could to avoid it in that split second

[deft badge]

Car accidents tbf are a little different

[ornate bone]

That they are

[deft badge]

Normally when you get into one of those your body tenses

Unless you're on something

[copper hawk]

Obama

[deft badge]

Nice Helsing pfp loser

[ornate bone]

The idea I'm mentioning is that the person died in some way where they try to avoid it by force, they sort of go "now or never" mode

[lunar fable]

Season 6 in 6.5 hours

[ornate bone]

I don't know how it is for stuff like bleeding out in a battle, though

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-drg-fat-boy-deep-rock-galactic-fat-boy-drg-fat-boy-gif-10170441014617656869

Soon...

Bug killing time!

[deft badge]

Your mpreg reaction is just a reflection of personal thoughts

[ornate bone]

I'd imagine at some point the person has no energy for anything

[lunar fable]

I'm gonna be playing deep rock until phrecia is out

So like until 4pm est

[deft badge]

From what I've read? Not pretty.

[plush estuary]

I got a test tomorrow 😔

[lunar fable]

School

(I hate this job market)

[plush estuary]

Real

[ornate bone]

If people still manage to shit themselves through some sort of relaxation, I imagine it could be the body straight up not working anymore, including the automatic functions

[deft badge]

Well in the case of a car accident your body normally tenses on impact

Sometimes when people die in battle they're not really

Expecting it? So to speak

[ornate bone]

Morbid curiosity is a pretty curious thing

I wonder if people have that chicken thing where their body still works without the head for a while

Not that anyone would really come back to tell how it is

[lunar fable]

[deft badge]

Hey, if you're lucky you'll never have to find out

[signal spoke]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3851320/UFOPHILIA/ interesting game

[ornate bone]

Found this one

In particular because it agrees with something I said, so it must be correct

[deft badge]

Is this phasmophobia with aliens

[ornate bone]

The thing about the automatic parts of your body just... giving up

[deft badge]

Thats what I said, isnt it?

[ornate bone]

So we're both right, what a time to be alive

[deft badge]

You die, body relaxes(relaxs?), you shit lol

[ornate bone]

Mr. Poopy Boy

[signal spoke]

looks like it but single i think

[ornate bone]

Everyone at work will know about it, right after we tell them the traumatizing part first

[deft badge]

Neat

[ornate bone]

I was thinking blood loss at first, but the muscles themselves relaxing makes sense

I was trying to fit rigor mortis into it in my head

Wondering how people relax and stiff

Was rigor mortis later?

[deft badge]

Rigor mortis happens later

Yeah

Once you've been dead

You want a fun fact?

[ornate bone]

I think it's something to do with a chemical reaction in the muscles, right?

[deft badge]

Dead bodies can sit up sometimes

[ornate bone]

[deft badge]

Internal gas build up iirc

[ornate bone]

I sure hope you don't mean they just sit up on their own

Like straight up moving to sit

While dead

Perished

[deft badge]

Kinda

Theres a chemical responsible for muscle relaxation that yk, you stop producing

So iirc theres so form of calcium deposit that builds up

[ornate bone]

I vaguely recall it being related to necrosis

Something something happens that re-stiffens the muscles

[deft badge]

That is what I mean

Happens in morgues sometimes iirc

[ornate bone]

Sleep paralysis demon vs. gassy cadaver

[deft badge]

Wait I might be wrong on that

Idk

I really don't want to go researching rn

But I might be perpetuating misinformation

[ornate bone]

Bro was spreading lies and falsehoods

[deft badge]

"The accumulation of these gases within the abdominal cavity causes severe bloating and distension of the torso. As this pressure builds, it can force limbs to extend and joints to shift, sometimes creating a phenomenon called “putrefactive rigor” or “gas stiffening.” This pressure can be intense enough to force extremities to lift and lose contact with the supporting surface, giving the false impression of a body having changed position."

Side note I will be forming a death metal band named "Putrefactive Rigor"

[lunar fable]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-wwe-wrestler-just-woke-up-bad-mood-gif-5289437

[ornate bone]

I found old maymays

kindly observe the date

I was a mad lad

I also have Bubu

And the one that prompted me to search 25 pages out of 86 of images and GIFs

I'm just gonna leave a message saying "cogitator array" so I can find this image again in the future

[signal spoke]

wtf

<@&735928989146939404>

[severe patrol]

First kai and now logan paul? Bruh

[signal spoke]

Logan has been on crypto bank for years but he recently tried to throw some scam website

(what a surprise)

[obsidian prairie]

They just pick a person and make one of these

[severe patrol]

Once more praying this man is hit by an airplane 🙏

[signal spoke]

theres another person hidden above

[obsidian prairie]

Wouldn't be surprised if some dude just churned out like 10 different series of shots in like half an hour for all these scams

[signal spoke]

Why did discord just hide it but not other

[obsidian prairie]

Gen chat is being horny again

We're getting 4 image scams

Time is sure a flat circle

[severe patrol]

[obsidian prairie]

I fucking hate gen chat

[signal spoke]

Cant have a rest right before slop rotation

[obsidian prairie]

Flips on a dime from cosmetic slop complaints to ogryn dick

[signal spoke]

huh?

[ornate bone]

Those scam images are hilarious and it baffles me that people fall for them

Turns out all you need to do is edit the source code and take a shitty phone picture

[signal spoke]

those were likely compromised accounts

[frosty herald]

Nioh 3 demo is out now!

[signal spoke]

DRG season 6 also today

[frosty herald]

Every single kai cenat crypto post with 4 images is a scam

[signal spoke]

that was logan

[obsidian prairie]

Sorry to make you suffer this but can you go air out gen chat real quick

[glossy nimbus]

Blight
no stims OR corruption resistance zealot

[ornate bone]

Hold on, lemme do mine

[glossy nimbus]

havoc players are a special kind.

[ornate bone]

I can now get work as a Discord scammer

[signal spoke]

[ornate bone]

Also within a minute I found a website that apparently allows me to generate fake payments

Or so I imagine, because it just leads to a telegram link or something

Never used that, it's already hell to get me to open WhatsApp

[copper hawk]

What'd they do this time

I am watch . Helsing

W my numbor 1 hator , @twilit shard

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/alucard-hellsing-25

[ornate bone]

I will use my spell to teleport there and find out

#general-chat

I have seen things

The teleport spell is to be used more wisely in the future

[ornate bone]

INVISIBLE

[frosty herald]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8cww8C-A4e8?si=r1HhkoNuqZvHZdSW

how it feels to press end task on a program

[carmine lance]

I need to find something to draw

[twilit shard]

Hey that's me

[median oak]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wo0smJajSuM&si=y_-VUQ6AnwOCn8-8

Foooooooooooood

[narrow mauve]

this is the most stereotypically british dish ive ever seen 😭

[spice crystal]

BEANS

[median oak]

Geee thanks

[frosty herald]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

[narrow mauve]

Consider it a compliment..

[acoustic dune]

is that a garry

[copper hawk]

MEEP

[narrow mauve]

I am not Gary.

[copper hawk]

Hi, garegy

Gory

Gary

[twilit shard]

[misty nova]

We are NOT singing this one 🗣️

[misty nova]

Jedi Fallen Order 92% off

Survivor 88% off

[frosty herald]

thats genuinely a steal

[slender mica]

whenever I look at this dish I feel sick for some reason

[solar gorge]

i oveslept

very bad

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/404soob-pepe-pp-gif-21552696

[ivory marlin]

Morning zealot chat

500 entitled people require their rooms to be cleaned as if they are first checking in

Gonna kms

[placid fiber]

[placid fiber]

I got u

[ivory marlin]

On a sillier note

Recently switch my helix stud out for a hoop

[placid fiber]

Watch out for basket balls

[ivory marlin]

I have developed a dent where the hoop pushes in to the side of my ear

My ear has an ever so small indent now underneath the piercing hole

[wheat matrix]

[ivory marlin]

Basically

I think its funny tho

After you get your helix pierced you are NOT supposed to even think of laying on it

I slept on it day of

Ive had 0 issues

Literally healing perfectly

I once again am granted perfect healing of my body mods

[lofty spear]

Is evis special worth using

[misty nova]

Specially on Evis15

With bloodthirsty you basically spam that

Against hordes
Against single target

[lofty spear]

Why would I take bloodthirsty

I just cleave through hordes

Oh wait wrong blessing

Eh...

Special spam sounds like a meme

[misty nova]

Evis15 CRIT Rev kills everything

[lofty spear]

Yeah I don't trust you either way

[misty nova]

I'm the Evis15 god but sure

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-humble-drax-dave-bautista-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-14242314

Anyways you don't really have to rev Evis3 that much

But when it comes to Evis3, Meow is the only user

[ivory marlin]

Just spilled my chai all over myself

Today SUCK

[ivory marlin]

Id trust higui with my life lowkey

Out of all the baiters hes the least

Most knowledgeable and humble guy in all of zealots chat

@ him with every issue you ever have and hell fix it too

[lofty spear]

Great I trust him even less

[ivory marlin]

Mb g i fucked it up

[misty nova]

It's ok

I understand people don't want to spam rev

[lofty spear]

Welp gonna just play mk3 with shred perfect strike

[misty nova]

Which means that they are missing out but to each their own

[placid fiber]

ironically higui is one of the mk15 eviscerator experts

[potent gate]

Real

[placid fiber]

This, Meow is the mk3 eviscerator god

[ivory marlin]

I was only semi joking higui is actually fairly reputable

[placid fiber]

Just like Higui knows how to use the mk15 eviscerator, I know how to use the autopistol like a psychopath and not run out of ammo on zealot

[misty nova]

Sneaky Cat was the recon expert

I miss sneaky Cat

https://tenor.com/view/mus8029-dj-khaled-gif-3555378993500057042

[placid fiber]

the recon feels super accurate to me

[ivory marlin]

I know next to nothing about darktide

[placid fiber]

for an automatic weapon it has surprisingly good accuracy

[placid fiber]

Same

All I know is shoot trapper

See trapper? Kill trapper to win darktide

[ivory marlin]

I know bonesaw feels good but cleave not

[placid fiber]

shock and awe does so much for it

[ivory marlin]

Idr whats on mine

[placid fiber]

It's reduced enemy hitmass on kill

[ivory marlin]

But i remember getting told it was “sub optimal”

Metas for nerds

[placid fiber]

You mean having less enemy hitmass is not optimal for a weapon that doesn't have great cleave that applies a dot effect? (idk what the proper blessings or perks are)

https://klipy.com/gifs/dam-19

[ivory marlin]

I have ranpage! For cleave

Im chillin

I could honestly switch off run n gun ngl

I only really use stub alt fire to pick off targets far away

Mainly only on melee

[solar gorge]

checking in ?

doorman reference...

[ivory marlin]

Waow

https://tenor.com/view/waow-based-wow-thinking-doodle-gif-12262272166408784207

[ivory marlin]

I saw someone ult a low infernus then a sinclair sent said doorman in to the hotel with the infernus

Poor guy got diddied 😔

[placid fiber]

How it feels to play as a trapper:

[frosty herald]

called out for being too good smh

[ivory marlin]

Hi yam

[lunar fable]

[frosty herald]

halloo

[ivory marlin]

Hows it going

[frosty herald]

pretty good

[ivory marlin]

Nice nice

[solar gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1466428944713515326/20260129_104454.jpg?ex=697cb5e1&is=697b6461&hm=df692cbfe815c21cd4ed16edb580917608e8af8542517da441741e4a2b13517c&=&format=webp&width=1101&height=563

[lunar fable]

@frosty herald @plush estuary

[frosty herald]

is it out now?

[lunar fable]

big bone

big bong

yes

[median steeple]

Let it ride

[frosty herald]

oh peak

[lunar fable]

here's the pitfall mob

[ivory marlin]

Rem been like a 6 year old is really funny seeing as we called him idf and hitler a bunch

[misty nova]

Yeah

[solar gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1392240835768090655/1466445807082537159/image.png?ex=697cc595&is=697b7415&hm=a79ea65e1c6454149b31f98813c44809f5760775b1c9d59a495e7ada6b1f0fc8&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[misty nova]

Big Boner 🗣️

[ivory marlin]

My favorite line so far is “i want candy…. Or a gun! Probably candy but maybe a gun i don’t know”

[misty nova]

🔥

[placid fiber]

idk, but, I have a sneaking suspicion that bone fragments are there

call it a hunch

[misty nova]

Calcium rich environment 🗣️

[placid fiber]

https://klipy.com/gifs/x3-1

[ivory marlin]

If graves wins I’ll actually play a match with lambda

[misty nova]

https://skibidix.com/i/status/2016498654400454844

Purple Infernus/Fern (@DeadlockFern)

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FxTwitter · Jan 28, 2026, 1:08 PM

[solar gorge]

queue EU, you know it's either Seven or Haze that will drop a racial slur minute 5

[ivory marlin]

Haven’t seen any slurs yet

Just some variations of “ivy kys”

[solar gorge]

got called a f first match on NA

i lost the clip sadly

[ivory marlin]

Wild

[solar gorge]

6 or so hours until ven or silbver

hopefully...

[ivory marlin]

I had a billy pause and beg me not to crush him in stone form

My clipping software is being a shit rn tho

[lunar fable]

there's a fucking diggy diggy hole reference

[ivory marlin]

Mo+krill reference

[solar gorge]

ewch

[misty nova]

Now we just need the dwarves to yell Wind Rose

[solar gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1392240835768090655/1466450572508135435/image.png?ex=697cca05&is=697b7885&hm=0aa0c366f19a1ab1905fb25b8a1cc9fe2eb1aeee21013e475d0f8dbd59b5a915&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=707&height=563

[ivory marlin]

You should uhhh

You should

[solar gorge]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_vDGEDXwAAZGHA.gif

[ivory marlin]

The lash has no response to stone form

[solar gorge]

just flys away

[ivory marlin]

I rarely use my 4 unless my dear sweet mo+krill needs a lift

[upbeat lava]

3 days seeing this still don't know what game is in this

[ivory marlin]

Darktide

Specifically a zealot thing

[upbeat lava]

So we vote Graves in darktide

[ivory marlin]

Once you hit true level 1000 you get access to voting for the next class

[upbeat lava]

Liar

[median steeple]

suicide today or celebration

[upbeat lava]

Sorry goblin couldn't but your heretical praise sigmar

[median steeple]

we'll know soon

[ivory marlin]

If its not graves im done lowkey

Nothing left to live for

[upbeat lava]

So smashing heretics don't count as something to live for

[ivory marlin]

Graves has crowd control

And summons

Thats like my 2 favorite things

[upbeat lava]

What game is Graves from anyway

[ivory marlin]

Deadlock

Valves new hero shooter

[upbeat lava]

Thank you I was wondering that fir 3 days

[ivory marlin]

Its fun

[misty nova]

DRG update
So celebration

[ivory marlin]

If you like hero shooters or mobas i recommend

[hushed knoll]

Hello

What a great day it is to be a chef

[ivory marlin]

Hi stan

[hushed knoll]

What’s gucci

[ivory marlin]

At work rn

Im basically doorman

[hushed knoll]

Blab

[lunar fable]

the last core

[hushed knoll]

Is that good

[lunar fable]

was tucked away in a corner

45 minute mission

[upbeat lava]

Hey the rich can't open door with there delicate hands

[ivory marlin]

Doorman is a character from deadlock

[upbeat lava]

Ohhhh sorry

[ivory marlin]

Evil twink with magic hotel powers

No its ok rich people suck

[misty nova]

Once spent an hour on sabotage mission

[upbeat lava]

My mission are usually short due to all of us dying

Or crashes

[violet hornet]

Longest I have spent on a mission was like 90 minutes, I had a collect dystrum secondary on a length 3 complexity 3 azure wield map

The dystrum was perfectly camouflaged and I was too stubborn to leave without it

[ivory marlin]

Hi jawa

[violet hornet]

What's up jelly

[ivory marlin]

Nothin much

At work rn

[violet hornet]

Same lol

[ivory marlin]

Waiting to hear how graves won

[violet hornet]

Having a jalapeno bagel with strawberry cream cheese on it

[ivory marlin]

Oh yummy

[violet hornet]

Gotta give Stan some competition

[ivory marlin]

I had a piece of toast

[ivory canyon]

Oh my stomach bubblin

[ivory marlin]

And a chai latte i spilled all over myself

[violet hornet]

Damn that sucks lol

[ivory marlin]

Its fine

Good chai

[ivory canyon]

I did not spill my chai this morning.

[misty nova]

Or ice maps

[ivory marlin]

Yeah rub it in man

[ivory canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-sowwy-car-wrecked-gif-12972299

[heady rapids]

@carmine falcon we are so back

AND I WAS RIGHT

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-it's-this-way-dunk-a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-getting-confused-oh-this-is-the-right-way-gif-16880780811267223726

[ivory marlin]

Is this the tall guy with the hot boyfriend and the bald chud son?

[carmine falcon]

what happen

[nimble fiber]

I believe so?

[heady rapids]

no class restrictions

[nimble fiber]

just startin it

[upbeat lava]

Thunder hammer does electric bonk I like electric bonk

[ivory marlin]

No idea what show thats from lowkey

[carmine falcon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

finally dudde

im worried tho

[heady rapids]

Added an option to pick any face for PvE and PvP characters in Armour Customisation. Class restrictions no longer apply.

[nimble fiber]

a knight of the seven kingdoms

[ivory marlin]

All ive seen are clips of him getting roasted by his bald chud son and his hot boyfriend

[carmine falcon]

they gonna nerf tf out of things they deem op now lmao

we will see

but this is a damn good move

[heady rapids]

It's well worth it

[carmine falcon]

agreed

now i can finally do 3 assults

[upbeat lava]

Would you see a hivescum with a thunder hammer

[heady rapids]

did you see the new assault perk

restore dash on enemy hit

10s cd

[carmine falcon]

not bad but still not what i want

[misty nova]

Fr ?

[upbeat lava]

I must respect my zealot immediately

[ivory marlin]

Even if hs had thanmer id use bonesaw

Top 3 melees gotta be bonesaw, thammer, knife

[carmine falcon]

i just want the jumpack dash to actually have a good attack and consume less charges

[heady rapids]

Yes

[carmine falcon]

bulwark gets to have an infinite shield bash

but assault gets half assed shit on a cooldown xddd

[ivory marlin]

Morning hitler

[heady rapids]

Hi hitler

[median oak]

deep fried mic WOOOOW!!! starts loudly clapping his hands together

[nimble fiber]

wait a minute when?

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/hoodwinked-too-slap-do-i-amuse-you-begone-fuck-off-gif-1225738348997290309

[heady rapids]

Next patch

[nimble fiber]

Nkakskdkksjxbwnkd

FUCK YEAH

[heady rapids]

Added an option to pick any face for PvE and PvP characters in Armour Customisation. Class restrictions no longer apply.

[nimble fiber]

meaning I can finally play my favorite class again without having to play something else for the boys???

[nimble fiber]

we are so back

[median steeple]

tactical....

WHY

[heady rapids]

good thing you can reuse champ parts

but wtf

not techmarine?

[median oak]

he sighs and puts his hands on his face

[upbeat lava]

Marins are rare tech marines are ultra rare at least in darktide

In space marine games there a dime a dozen

[median oak]

I really don’t….i really don’t understand…

[median steeple]

the heroic HBR

[mystic ether]

What's hard to understand

[median oak]

Is just a grenade launcher….

[mystic ether]

The sniper rifle?

[median oak]

Why a iron fist champion skin isn’t a tech marine when iron fists are known for their tech marines

[mystic ether]

Idk/c w40k nerds buy everything anyway

[upbeat lava]

I'm too confused to why use gun when melee does better

[median oak]

Firearms are fine now if you read the recent patch notes

[mystic ether]

And something to do with champions being named or whatever. And ig tactical marines just being hella common anyway.

[upbeat lava]

I mean satisfying

[hushed knoll]

For space marine???

[median oak]

Yeah

[hushed knoll]

So now I can finally make my own?

[median oak]

I mean kinda

I don’t know if the names are changed

[mystic ether]

You have your named playables ones then the voice packs that swap out a head. Still some preset marine.

[median oak]

But I know it changes the voices for the blood angels and space wovles and black Templars

[frosty herald]

btw assault now has infinite dashes

[hushed knoll]

I can’t stand multiplayer rpg games that make you play a predefined character

It takes out the role playing element for me

[hushed knoll]

Like no customization whatsoever on the character’s looks or personality

[median oak]

Well now you have that and I can have a blood angels voice on my lamenter

[violet hornet]

Idk if I would call conditional with 10 second cd infinite

[hushed knoll]

Like path of exile and many arpgs

Like who makes that decision

[median oak]

Well space marine 2 isn’t a rpg

It’s a power fantasy game

[hushed knoll]

No I know I’m just ranting

[median oak]

Oh

[median steeple]

Raven Guard

[hushed knoll]

BUCONG BABONG BABONG

[nimble fiber]

the feather part is kinda cool

[median oak]

Now let’s see the bolt pistol

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-panda-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-1206829322030625047

[placid fiber]

Does this mean celine has like 3 votes?

[heady rapids]

nvm cm said not to believe leaks

they misnamed a champ last time

[frosty herald]

think logically

why would they add an iron hands champion to tactical which already has 2

[placid fiber]

I tried that once, biggest mistake of my life

[frosty herald]

the update after techmarine itself

[frosty herald]

theres a bunch of red herrins in the files now

like a lamenters armor part under the iron hands champion

[heady rapids]

if i "think logically" i end up in a world without salamander sniper

sorry!

[frosty herald]

the salamander sniper is based on a real unit

[placid fiber]

I know you're talking about a space marine chapter, but, I'm imagining a salamander lizard holding a sniper rifle rn

[violet hornet]

5+ actually

[median steeple]

I hope it's just a PTS thing but no deathwatch techmarine

fuckign blows

[heady rapids]

there's nothing on it yet

they misnamed champs last time

dw

[placid fiber]

It's wild how much they must get carried, to be able to be such a high level and be as bad as they are

[violet hornet]

When are they dropping class restrictions for sm2?

[frosty herald]

its the most logical

[heady rapids]

next patch

[violet hornet]

I've seen her clutch before

[frosty herald]

an ironhands techmarine

[violet hornet]

Maybe she just has insanely bad luck

[nimble fiber]

just replace the dark angel champion from bulwark and give him the blood angels one, nobody will notice

[placid fiber]

That's some prescription grade copium... gimme some, stop hogging it all

[heady rapids]

cool

[violet hornet]

Dayumn he got some tentacles

[placid fiber]

Damn, now I want a shoulder mounted plasma gun...

[nimble fiber]

omg its otto octavius

[heady rapids]

real.....

[prisma magnet]

Yo, how good is the piety node that gives everyone in the team 10% crit? I'm trying to adjust a build and I'm wondering if that's super necessary or not

[median steeple]

Iron hand

[heady rapids]

lmao

[median steeple]

Honestly idk what sidearm would be good with the HBR since I never used it

[heady rapids]

they gettin real tired of the datamining.......

[misty nova]

Schrodinger's good
If you're on a premade with psyker/vet/scum they can get good value out of that 10%
If you're not it's bad

[heady rapids]

forced to play darktide to get a frame

[prisma magnet]

Lmao that makes sense yeah. I'll drop it for now then. My premade isn't that good yet and I pug a lot too

[acoustic dune]

do we know when's the officicl releaase?

[frosty herald]

Nah

[median steeple]

mid feb is my guess

[acoustic dune]

aa neat

somewhere on valentine

[heady rapids]

def not

too soon

[ivory marlin]

“Sorry babe i cant take you out i gotta play as a red space marine”

[median steeple]

@frosty herald how do you switch from bolter to plasma for the servo gun

tf

[misty nova]

The beetle that kills you

[lunar fable]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-scarab-assyst-gif-9837798423909404507

[frosty herald]

The first row

Just pick the bottom left perk

[median steeple]

oher

time to play bots for a couple of matches

[frosty herald]

I did plasma servo and enemies set on fire when hit with the servo

Also

50% ranged damage resistance perk for omnissian rush

[frosty herald]

Techmarine will just shrug off ranged fire

[ancient yoke]

I just played my first ever game of zealot and won so hard! I won so freaking hard!

[misty nova]

Plague from space that wants to kill you
Heh touch heh
Space bug that wants to kill you
Heh pet heh

[ivory marlin]

Real

How i feel every time i play hivescum

[ancient yoke]

I was the last one alive, I managed to clutch hard enough to revive everyone, kill the boss, bum rushed the trapper like it owed me money, made a basket at the 3 point line, and the god emperor got up and high fived me

[heady rapids]

the new event is the funniest thing ever

why did they make it filled with stim after dropping a class that cant use stimms

[ivory marlin]

Are you for cereal rm

[misty nova]

And why did they make the Stimms strong af

[placid fiber]

Can't you just not take the special stim if you want the other stims?

[misty nova]

Yeah

[heady rapids]

yeah

now you dont get to use the funny mechanic

[ivory marlin]

My cartel special is like half my build tho

[heady rapids]

get cucked

[sudden stone]

How to Zealot

[ivory marlin]

Relic blade

And uhhh

The charge ability

[sudden stone]

I have axe

[placid fiber]

See enemy, run at enemy

[sudden stone]

Is axe good

[ivory marlin]

Which one

[placid fiber]

Combat or Tactical?

because yes to both

[sudden stone]

Brain off spam axe👍

[misty nova]

Although

[placid fiber]

Rashad

Rashad is strong, yes

[misty nova]

Hiver does get an extra 5 seconds of stimm duration

(so does all Stimms)

[ivory marlin]

That sounds nice but also depending on kills you might lose a stack of depen if you are running the 4 stack perk and a full stim

[median steeple]

do I gamble trying to get an online game with techmarine or do I just play bots

[heady rapids]

there's no class restrictions tho

[frosty herald]

Bots

[frosty herald]

There is no class restriction for the heads

You cant que up with 2 of the same class

[median steeple]

Im not gonna bother trying the new mission since it wont be finished

[sudden stone]

What to do if team dosent move to objective

[heady rapids]

the fuck

why word it like that then

@carmine falcon trolled

[misty nova]

You move to objective

[median steeple]

also im prety sure it's just the DLC heads that aren't class restricted

[ivory marlin]

Alt f4 and make a post on reddit

[median steeple]

I made my vangaurd a blood angel but if I replace decimus...

it feels racist

[ivory marlin]

Make a white salamander

[placid fiber]

Learn to remember this about randos: Expect literally nothing from them, that way they can't disappoint you

[acoustic dune]

white wash

[violet hornet]

Ping a lot, sometimes you gotta come walk them to it, otherwise just let them expire

[ivory marlin]

Ok but sometimes even with low standards they can still disappoint

[carmine falcon]

i knew they wouldnt buckle lmao

[placid fiber]

It's having no standards, not low standards

[carmine falcon]

u WILL play techmarine solo and you WILL like it

[placid fiber]

low standards implies you expect something from them

[heady rapids]

"no longer" regarding a feature that didnt exist before

fucking hell

who words shit like that

[lunar fable]

look at that throw

[ivory marlin]

Buckle? Like buckler shield from elden ring?

Dude i love that shield

[carmine falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1386740878697169039/1447573926845612244/dirt-1.gif

[fading phoenix]

so i saw this build wirh blazing piety active but the 3 talents that connect to it arent active how do i do that

[placid fiber]

the build editor website lets you do stupid things

that you can't do in game

[fading phoenix]

oh

i was able to do it with other oarts of the tree thoufh

[placid fiber]

If you do it in game it resets to fix the tree

[median crow]

hmm

isnt this cosmetic like over a year old?

[ivory marlin]

Aren’t you a year old?

[median crow]

christ dont remind me

[sudden stone]

I dont use it

[ivory marlin]

Bro’s 1 (one) year old

[ivory marlin]

Reddit or alt f4?

Thats a dumb question