#zealot-class

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frozen kernel
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I tell people this at work all the time.

“Even if someone is losing their marbles yelling in your face, just smile. You are surrounded by cameras. As long as you keep your cool, that person will get absolutely reamed in the morning”

gray ice
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But if you are not like that KEKW

misty nova
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Jjk 0?

frozen kernel
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We work for a leasing office so there’s a lot of times old women just call us up to be like “THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE”

heady rapids
gray ice
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I stood up to my foreman whennhe was pissing me off fr and basically told him we can fight when the shift is over

frozen kernel
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“Yeah girl u right. I can’t do anything about that tho”

gray ice
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But in a way where I don't get in trouble

sterile stone
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Even though I shouldn't

misty nova
heady rapids
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Alright

sterile stone
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But my land lord want money

gray ice
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It's not about what its about how ya dig

sterile stone
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And pride doesn't pay bills

signal spoke
sterile stone
deft badge
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Yeah they added those options with the dlc

sterile stone
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I'm just glad I get paid this week, so I still got all my shit covered.

frozen kernel
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But I’m behind a month and trying to keep my head down

void bison
gray ice
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Sameeeee impatiently awaiting tmrrw

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Yogggg sup brodie

sterile stone
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I get paid 3 days before the 1st and 15th

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So it's gonna be a hot second

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I get paaaid

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29th?

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So I got 3 days of waiting

signal spoke
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https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2015914733077962799 lmao bro faking it so we can whisper to more people for HighGuard stream

Dr Disrespect has faked being invited to the Highguard creator launch event
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︀︀A creator manager confirmed that "DDR was not invited to any Highguard event past or present, and the badge was not an official badge"

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void bison
gray ice
void bison
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I was playing white knuckle and a friendly entity that took the intercom voice over kept threatening to kill me if I didnt go to its containment chamber

frozen kernel
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I know this is America and often the little guy does not win fights against companies

sullen forge
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Nope

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lobbyist always win here

plush estuary
gray ice
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Not unless little guy is strapped and catches a CEO slippin

plush estuary
ivory marlin
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I HATE PAIGE

frozen kernel
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B-b-but if we stop raising the rent how will we pay for the snow removal that we don’t provide?

ivory marlin
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Paige is hitler bruh

gray ice
plush estuary
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guh

stray summit
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big mighty rat empire yes yesssss

sterile stone
heady rapids
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frozen kernel
plush estuary
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only half

frozen kernel
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Gen chat vs Zelchat general

heady rapids
plush estuary
heady rapids
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yeah

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probably lore 3rd

frozen kernel
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We uh

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Lore chat has to be a big Hitler chat too tbh

frozen kernel
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We need to do better wtf lol

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To be fair I think more actual cretins get hammer’d out of gen chat

south prism
heady rapids
frozen kernel
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Zealot chat is usually just “chat why is sex with hitler 3 on the Steam trending page again”

plush estuary
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pocket sand!

frozen kernel
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Small boons ig

plush estuary
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I died

ivory marlin
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Ivy is so fun chat

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Fuck

frozen kernel
ivory marlin
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I love being an annoying little cc bitch

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Your words mean nothing to me

frozen kernel
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I’m waiting until they add that sleepy creature that’s pissing everyone off

signal spoke
frozen kernel
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I’m finally gonna try Deadlock

signal spoke
frozen kernel
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Oh shit wattup

signal spoke
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Rem got added now

ivory marlin
sterile stone
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Apparently Rem got his own secret room in the hideout

frozen kernel
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Gotta download premium valveslop

reef plaza
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What’s the Relic blade set up?

signal spoke
visual stream
visual stream
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I love that the 3 drags airborne enemies down with you

ivory marlin
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You guys think they'll ever do a cs2 to tf2?

calm salmon
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@sterile stone Godspeed soldier, hope this cold-front passes quickly for your sake

heady rapids
carmine lance
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I'm not sure they could tell I wasn't being serious, but I also only went down once and never died, so maybe they're joking as well? idk

hexed igloo
misty nova
heady rapids
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deserved tbh

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what's the playercount

hexed igloo
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3

heady rapids
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33k

glossy nimbus
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Can someone post the hitler cat gif

ivory marlin
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RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

glossy nimbus
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Theres several at least

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ivory marlin
violet hornet
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imagine dropping your game and instead of being able to blame poor reception on not having a wide enough audience, everyone tries it and universally pans it

visual stream
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It would probably be a shitpost at best

ivory marlin
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Im mainly doing lots of brawl

glossy nimbus
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Are we talking about split gate

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Also

ivory marlin
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Don’t understand how the game works

glossy nimbus
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What was that game that for some reason did a promotion with dr disrespect

visual stream
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Brawl is a decent way to get into learned character kits and going against them

ivory marlin
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Yeah

chrome wave
ivory marlin
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The wizard guy took our victors ult and was gone

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No idea where he went

visual stream
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I'd say try not to be scared of doing the normal mode because it's best to learn laning and camps as wel

ivory marlin
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I will

calm salmon
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They added uh

ivory marlin
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My tro just likes brawl atm

violet hornet
deft badge
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Sinclair

calm salmon
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Rubick to Deadlock?

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(Rubick can steal spells in Dota 2)

deft badge
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Specifically ults fwiw

misty nova
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Wait

calm salmon
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(It's a massive problem most randoms don't play around)

misty nova
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Wasn't that

glossy nimbus
misty nova
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A lie

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Like

glossy nimbus
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It takes 2 minutes of googling

misty nova
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Dr Disrespect lied about it

calm salmon
violet hornet
calm salmon
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cause Rubick can steal "most" spells, and gives them massive casting range

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and his Int buff to it

deft badge
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He has like, an artillery spell, turns people into rabbits, throws out a mannequin he can teleport to and iirc melee from, and steals ults

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Ive seen a reslly funny build

drowsy steppe
calm salmon
deft badge
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Called woman puncher Sinclair, where you use his mannequin to proc backstab on people

deft badge
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Like sylus league

heady rapids
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Oh yeah I've heard about the woman beater

deft badge
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I don't play him and he's kinda rare

drowsy steppe
calm salmon
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I really should play Dota 2 at some point

deft badge
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Why in the name of god would you want to do that

calm salmon
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It's my best friend's favorite game of all time

violet hornet
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there are more efficient ways to hurt yourself

calm salmon
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And I like watching it

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Gl

calm salmon
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Seems like a fun game

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TI is always a trip

glossy nimbus
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Highguard looks very dead on arrival rn

calm salmon
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Universally panned 3v3 hero shooter?

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who coulda guessed that

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3v3 feels like an odd number for a main comp game mode

spare talon
ivory marlin
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I hate that im actually enjoying deadlock

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Its so fun

deft badge
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Just you wait

full nebula
sterile stone
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Wait til you get higher elo

drowsy steppe
ivory marlin
full nebula
plush estuary
north sedge
sterile stone
north sedge
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But it's just skill lvl, there's no ladder or anything

ivory marlin
north sedge
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Yea there's no rewards or whatever

sterile stone
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It's mostly a ego thing

spare talon
sterile stone
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But that's not to say you probably don't get matched with people of similar rank more often

spare talon
sterile stone
ivory marlin
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Poshy?

sterile stone
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One of the better players

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There's nother one I'm forgetting

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He's like the best Ivy player

ivory marlin
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Ah

sterile stone
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Mikael or lystic

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I think Mikael was like rank 2 in overall wins in EU at one point

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Before they shut down deadlock's stat tracking page

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# sterile stone

Doesnt matter what rank you are, mm throwing you against an ascendant anyway

violet hornet
heady rapids
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mfs will watch this then look you dead in the eye and keep talking about support builds

deft badge
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God I hate "yeah I'm gonna play support" mfs

violet hornet
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I clutched for 5 minutes before a sniper finally killed me

deft badge
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Support me by murdering them

heady rapids
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idk what version of darktide those people are playing but if i ever dq I come back to an end game screen

violet hornet
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yeah I was surprised it wasn't already over considering there were two bots and one downed player

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I think 5 extra seconds and it would have been

sterile stone
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@sterile basalt You need a deadlock invite?

sterile basalt
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idk if i'll play it tho

sterile stone
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It said you wishlisted it

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Was just figuring I'd shoot a invite to see if you were still interested

ivory marlin
sullen forge
ivory marlin
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With how much i stun people

sullen forge
ivory marlin
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This is my new favorite image

calm salmon
ivory marlin
sterile basalt
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I just been playing NMS tho

calm salmon
ivory marlin
calm salmon
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I didn't realize how much I hated grinding in my single player game KEKW_ogryn

sterile basalt
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I skipped like

calm salmon
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Why are there unironically 50 different weaves for armors and weapons

sterile basalt
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80% of NMS's progression

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by making resource cost 0

calm salmon
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Each tier, Green/Blue/Purple really, reaaaaaaaally only needs 3 options you can roll on

sterile basalt
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but there're still stuff to grind and progress so it's fun

calm salmon
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instead of individually from 1%-50%

sterile stone
calm salmon
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unironically

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some of the upgrades have a <1% chance to drop

gray ice
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Please stay away from them

sterile basalt
calm salmon
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Good thing my pronouns are km/s

sterile basalt
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godroll weapon in NMS are also pretty crazy rng grind

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but idrc abt optimizing for that kinda thing in a space exploration game lmao

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RNG grind? That sounds like some shit i am not going to do lol

calm salmon
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Yeah, the weapon/armor upgrades in HZD seem to be built around NG+ on Ultra Hard

sterile basalt
calm salmon
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You do your relatively free farming in the normal mode on first playthrough

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then go into NG+ Ultra Hard with your tippity toppity gear

sterile basalt
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like, I'm currently playing on highest combat difficulty but outside that it's basically creative mode

calm salmon
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(which I am not going to do. New Game Plus is a dead mechanic to me these days)

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Games just aren't THAT fun to play anymore when there's 40 bajillion of them

sterile basalt
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I got myself a fancy sentinel rifle that rolled 3 supercharged slots close to each other

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Idm grind, mind you

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There's no faster way to turn me off a survival game than creative mode

sterile basalt
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so I basically don't need to grind for combat multitool anymore

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Rng based grind tho?

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Nah

sterile stone
sterile basalt
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getting a good multitool with all supercharged slots near each other

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is kinda random

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but there're guaranteed drops in specific locations u can just go to

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which I haven't done

ivory marlin
sterile basalt
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and there're also ways to farm for items in NMS

calm salmon
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Yeah, HZD is just "Kill a robot dino 100 times and maybe get 1 good upgrade for your weapon"

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Which is uh. . . fuck you game design as far as I'm concerned

desert creek
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should i make thunder hammer martyr build

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sterile stone
calm salmon
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like what the fuck is this

sterile basalt
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but

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it's a pretty chill game

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Yeah path

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Me unga bunga

calm salmon
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Me play chiv 2

calm salmon
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"I might be a little rusty"

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crickets

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ITS SO FUNNY

sterile basalt
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if I wanted a much more intense game I'd just get on DT

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still waiting for their update

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That entire movie is goated tbh

sterile stone
# calm salmon >crickets

I still remember one of the things people talked about was them giving that old lady a dump truck

gray ice
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calm salmon
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Yeah, aunty with an industrial bakery in the back

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like. . . why?

sterile stone
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They made some solid ass poptarts tho

deft badge
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Or they fix anything

gray ice
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Just got back from picking a homie up from work

sterile basalt
gray ice
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Finna roll up and vibe for a sec

sterile stone
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I need more of them

gray ice
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Then see if I feel like loading up sumn

sterile stone
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I already know Arc Raiders on the schedule

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Yeen ain't even gotta pretend it's not

gray ice
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Nah prolly save that for tomorrow

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When the update hit

sterile stone
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What are they even adding

calm salmon
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Letting people queue into group raids as a solo is an interesting choice

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that's the only thing I know about the update

gray ice
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Might hit a Lil space marine movement just did the weekly earlier and got bulwark to prestige 2

sterile stone
gray ice
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Buried city is getting a modifier

sterile stone
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Dummy accounts just for this

gray ice
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1v3 matchmaking for more xp

sterile stone
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Srslysoapy been queing solo v trios since launch

calm salmon
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I watched Summit run into uh

gray ice
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Sumn else can't remember patch notes tomorrow

calm salmon
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whose the other pro cs player that plays arc

sterile stone
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shroud?

calm salmon
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ex-pro I guess at this point

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yeah shroud

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he ran into shroud in raid

gray ice
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I don't watch streamers so I couldn't tell you

calm salmon
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and shroud had a gaggle of unironically like 15 people

sterile stone
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Shroud a clown

calm salmon
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just following him around

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Just randoms queue dropping into him KEKW_ogryn

sterile stone
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Bro was abusing the shotgun exploit to turn the il toro into a damn near full auto

calm salmon
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Meh

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Exploit Early, Exploit Often

ivory marlin
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Oh @deft badge beat messmer

calm salmon
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Tried and true methodology

ivory marlin
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Currently at the madness guy

sterile stone
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I wanna get back into the game

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Like Messmer tbh

ivory marlin
gray ice
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I think you're a bum if you're using exploits especially if you don't need to

heady rapids
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the madness guy

sterile stone
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But I'm on my pve wave atm.

gray ice
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But it's whatever tbh

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ivory marlin
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Im currently at the guy on the hippo

heady rapids
sterile stone
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But then again people don't watch him cause he's good

ivory marlin
heady rapids
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lmao

sterile stone
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And he exploits his ass off in the game

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sterile stone
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I'm surprised out of everyone he didn't get banned

gray ice
sterile stone
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That shit sends me tho

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Regular ass dudes get banned for glitching into god walls

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But because bro a streamer he get a pass

gray ice
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Streamer privilege has always existed

heady rapids
ivory marlin
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Midra

gray ice
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Shrimply how it is

ivory marlin
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Cuz right before the boss its just a guy

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I got grabbed

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Lmfao

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Midra before Midra

heady rapids
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Yeah

gray ice
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One thing i will say is at least if popular streamers are using it you KNOW the devs know so it'll get patched lmao

ivory marlin
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Went “damn nvm” and continued to explore

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Lmfao

heady rapids
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lmao

frozen kernel
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My brain went to the undying dudes tbh

drowsy steppe
median steeple
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Cause they basically only grab

frozen kernel
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Wasn’t he one of the streamers that started the fucking faction warfare based on your skin

ivory marlin
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Only time ive ever home screen quit a boss fight

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I was so embarrassed

frozen kernel
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“Bunkolaters” or some shit

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LMFAO jelly

ivory marlin
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My friend clipped it

sterile stone
gray ice
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What

sterile stone
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Person gets away with being horrible because they're outwardly nice

frozen kernel
gray ice
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He's not really wrong tho

sterile stone
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Like bruh you're fucking cheating

sullen forge
heady rapids
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Damn jelly almost got through the hardest part

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Tbh I don't blame people for glitching in a game

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Unfuck your game

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If you made it better you wouldn't have to ban people in the first place

frozen kernel
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I liked how they handled glitching into secure rooms

ivory marlin
# deft badge LMFAO jelly

“Yeah jelly you’ll probably one shot this guy midra isnt too hard”
“Oh ok cool”
gets grabbed
pauses…. Quits to main menu and reenters

frozen kernel
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They added flame turrets that only shut off when you use the actual item to open it

gray ice
heady rapids
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have you tried parrying the grab

sterile stone
ivory marlin
frozen kernel
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If people are glitching above the map, they kinda deserve to get hammered for going the extra mile to be a shitter

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Can you even get out of the ceiling?

ivory marlin
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I think my tree blessing is too low for that fight

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Fuck i need to go buy more vodka tomorrow

frozen kernel
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Or do you just wait for the end and die?

ivory marlin
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Im on 10

sterile stone
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Yeah

frozen kernel
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Also wait a minute

gray ice
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People exploiting out the walls shoulda been banned

frozen kernel
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What happens when the timer ends on Stella?

sterile stone
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You're stuck

frozen kernel
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Above ground there’s a bomb and shockwave

frozen kernel
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Shit lmao

deft badge
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Stop letting people climb out of the map

sterile stone
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Same as above ground

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Once that timer ends

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You're free to talk around the map

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you just can't extract

frozen kernel
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Nah I get that

heady rapids
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There's probably a guide somewhere about scadu but tbh they're entirely vibe based

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But like, banning people cause you fucked up is insane to me

heady rapids
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cause I did bayle at 5

gray ice
# deft badge Unfuck your game

I agree in theory, but if you're abusing something maliciously in an online-play environment with the sole purpose of ruining others' experiences you're being a shithead

heady rapids
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but you can get pre boots like

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was it 14

frozen kernel
heady rapids
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or 16

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it's some stupidly high level

gray ice
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A ban is not unwarranted when you're knowingly abusing something you know you shouldn't

frozen kernel
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You have to intentionally go fucking around, they just don’t have a bandaid fix yet ig

gray ice
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Offline or solo game? Yea whatever

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stiff gull
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My faith is restored for this game

gray ice
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Aye sure they did exactly something like that, a workaround to get it quickly fixed so it's not a problem, principally nothing changes tho

sterile stone
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It's something with the engine or some shit they said

gray ice
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Can't really do anything with it at this point so problem is pretty much resolved

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I'm just fundamentally opposed to banning people cause the devs fucked up ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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3rd party software? Sure.

stiff gull
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Kiwami 3 is better then we thought

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They didn't show off enough of what we can do

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That being said I do not play arc

sterile stone
gray ice
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I mean I understand and mostly agree with that, just not when it comes to certain aspects of online play

sterile stone
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this isn't london

stiff gull
sterile stone
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Neither does batman apparently

heady rapids
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Yk what they did?

stiff gull
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But nah fr kirus new style is very flowing and technical. Its very nice, and you can hot swap styles on a dime

deft badge
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Unfucked the staircase

gray ice
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Yea, they unfucked the walls so that's like whatever. Siege doesn't have progression that can be hindered by a bad match tho

deft badge
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I mean

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Ranked

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I would say that is prog that can be fucked by a bad match

gray ice
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Back then yea I probably should keep with context, they changed that so there's rank adjustments from cheaters n stuff now

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Yeah the staircase was way back when

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S1 or something

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tell it to stop staring at me

gray ice
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I'll say the degree of hindrance isn't as severe. If I lose a kit to a dirt bag, depending on what it is, it can take some time to get back.

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That feels more accurate

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Also crease his J's and tell him come correct

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Would a projectile frying pan receive a dmg multiplier on a knight's head?

deft badge
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Only if their helmet is poorly made, I think

gray ice
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Need to go to a medieval fair and do some field testing

deft badge
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Good armor would stop firearms at the time iirc

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Not that firearms at the time were like

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Impressive

gray ice
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Yea not a glock round haha

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But like 15-17th century good armor plating could stop a musket ball

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There's probably also many other variables tho

void bison
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a hippo as well

gray ice
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A hippo would tear through a Cadillac escalade

sterile stone
gray ice
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The Watermelon Breaker

sterile stone
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Bro's teeth looking

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A G G R E S S I V E L Y British

glossy nimbus
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its a hippo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gray ice
calm salmon
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How could it, Args moves in the shadows

gray ice
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It smells fear

sterile stone
calm salmon
gray ice
sterile stone
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Ice deporting people to the wrong places and shit

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They deported one Mexican guy to South Africa

calm salmon
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Args waking up in the Kongo like

sterile stone
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Was wondering if I can get deported to South Korea or Japan

gray ice
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There's no "wrong place" for them

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If you get caught by ice you're waking up in a dark room with stitches and a bag that says "for transportation"

sterile stone
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Shit remind me of max payne 3

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Feds raided the favelas to kidnap poor people

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Sell their organs

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Disguised it as a raid on a local drug den

gray ice
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I genuinely do feel bad for these people though. We've literally just transported back to 1942 under almost exactly the same pretense but no one studies history so here we are repeating it

carmine lance
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what perks are good on purgation staff, friend is asking

sterile stone
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Like how a good chunk of photos of ice agents are wearing brown shirts

gray ice
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In the same way the Roman citizens didn't know they were living through the period known as "the fall of the republic" we live now trapped by circumstance

sterile stone
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What crime did you commit?

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Walking while brown

gray ice
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Literally it

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If I get yoked up it's a wrap for me on whatever street corner

sterile stone
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I saw one video of them

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they snatched some hispanic kid from pushing carts at walmart

gray ice
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Yep I remember that

sterile stone
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Bro got yoinked on the clock

gray ice
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Twas target

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Im literally just throwing shopping carts bro

sterile stone
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I ain't fucking with no fed

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They a lil too trigger happy these days

glossy nimbus
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Smart

sterile stone
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Be looking for a reason to shoot a mf

gray ice
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If the choice is between die excruciating in some internment camp or die right there then fuck it at least some are leaving with concussions

glossy nimbus
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they won't be held accountable either

violet hornet
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the dt pub experience

sterile stone
gray ice
sterile stone
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Got literal proof of you being shot while being pistol whipped and unarmed

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And you still get shot

ornate bone
glossy nimbus
violet hornet
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at least fatmangus works well

glossy nimbus
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I haven't kept up with the news at all lately.

frozen kernel
glossy nimbus
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Everything I've been hearing has been second hand.

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And I'm seeing them compared to the brown shirts

gray ice
# glossy nimbus how? why?

You've already seen it. No accountability, sign up bonuses. The POLICE of the state tried to investigate the scene and got told no. Immunity.

sterile stone
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When I hear shit like "I wanna go back to how old America whas"

tame sluice
frozen kernel
sterile stone
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All I can think of is

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They want America how it was in the 50s

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Women with no rights

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And anyone not white in the gutter

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That's the

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Great America they want

frozen kernel
#

At least 75 million people went, “Yeah sure sounds great”

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Even though like 80 million+ voted otherwise, electoral college meant it amounted to fuck all

glossy nimbus
#

jesus christ.

glossy nimbus
#

btw idc where you stand on rittenhouse, you need to admit that kid had the system on his side.

tame sluice
gray ice
#

Do note that rittenhouses' right to have gun at that protest was vehemently defended btw

tame sluice
#

The tech sector and by extension the government they have purchased want a return to feudalism

sterile stone
#

The thing that bugs me is how people rooting for this shit act like it won't bite them in the ass when the ruling class decides to turn it on them.

gray ice
#

It already has

#

Us citizens are being snatched

#

Pretty soon color won't matter

#

It'll just matter if you're a yes man for the regime

sterile stone
#

If you're just deemed a undesirable, you're gonna get picked up

#

And all people are gonna say is

#

Don't resist

#

Shoulda complied

#

Your fault for xyz

gray ice
#

Me still waiting for all those "good guys" with guns

#

THAT ARENT BLCK PANTHERS AS USUAL

#

Everyone talking bout 2nd amendment for a tyrannical regime has been S I L E N T

tame sluice
#

black panthers being the only leftists that understand how you approach tyrants as per usual

#

standard fare for america

gray ice
#

Many such cases

sterile stone
frozen kernel
glossy nimbus
sterile stone
#

Wonder if countries would accept American refugees if shit does boil over.

gray ice
#

Not really but does also play into it a bit

frozen kernel
#

“I’d like to see them come and try to take muh gunz”

That shit doesn’t penetrate armor and they can bomb you from miles away

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GG no re

gray ice
#

Because it shows it isn't based in any sort of reality

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Just something for them to shout and feel better

tame sluice
#

Even if they have drones and tanks ultimately the government would run out of resources crushing revolts if everybody turned against them

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Unless thye just start dropping nukes on their own territory which I don't think anybody would be psychotic enough to do

gray ice
#

So like it's an indirect link even if not a direct one

frozen kernel
#

Yeah, those people are on another planet if they think every single American would revolt at once

#

People in North Dakota don’t give a shit what happens to Mississippi

tame sluice
#

Yeah you'd have to have more or less the entire nation decide to stop complying with ICE ever

#

And actually retaliate instead of keep a vain hope that this time peaceful protest will amount to smethng

frozen kernel
#

The average American is waaaaaay too complacent/concerned about maintaining their own security in this dogshit economy

gray ice
#

Trump is just north of batshit

frozen kernel
#

Not many would be crossing state lines to join the American IRA

sterile stone
gray ice
#

Not literally nukes, but like cmon. If you've seen whats going on, nothing is far fetched anymore

sterile stone
gray ice
#

We're about to not be in NATO and WHO ffs

tame sluice
#

wouldn't be the first time america has bombed its own citizens for revolting either, but I just don't think they would nuke their own country

sterile stone
#

If any opportunity to jump ship out this country shows itself

gray ice
#

WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO'VE CALLED AN ARTICLE 5

sterile stone
#

Fuck off immedately

#

Do not look back

frozen kernel
gray ice
#

If you're white you're alright, if you're brown leave town

#

Get outta dodge bro

sterile stone
#

Just you watch

sterile stone
#

I wonder how accurate that book on all of them still is

gray ice
#

Who knows, probably something still applicable in there

frozen kernel
#

Like two years ago, a friend’s town in wealthy southern NJ just finally removed an old law that disallowed black people from purchasing property in certain areas

frozen kernel
#

The whole “states rights” shit keeps so many states very far behind the times because none of them are forced to just GUT archaic racist legal shit

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And god forbid you even try, they’ll cry, “gubment overreach”

tame sluice
#

yeah like having a law that disallows black people from owning property isn't even more of an overreach

frozen kernel
#

It’s only overreach when it affects them, silly

sterile stone
#

Same people crying about that law getting removed are the same people that throw a tantrum online when they see virtual klansman getting killed

frozen kernel
#

My state’s minimum wage is climbing on almost triple the federal minimum wage because both sides can’t just agree to pay service workers more than $7/hr in 2026

sterile stone
#

Shits pitiful

frozen kernel
#

10 hours of your time is not even worth $100 to the federal government and evidently we should be thankful

sterile stone
#

Meanwhile

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Hey we raising your rent an extra $300

plush estuary
frozen kernel
#

Every year***

sterile stone
#

Oh you dunno how you're gonna afford that?

#

Figure it out

plush estuary
#

zealot took my friend : (

spare talon
frozen kernel
gray ice
frozen kernel
#

Jokes on you, I got approved for SNAP

#

Chat we living in poverty now

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But we can keep milk and juice in the fridge

sterile stone
#

I remember after my 1st lease

#

Them mfs hit me with

misty nova
sterile stone
#

CONGRADULATIONS

ornate bone
#

Poverty, more like poggerty

sterile stone
#

Your rent is now $400 more than it was last year

ornate bone
#

Normalize starvat- oh right, we already did

sterile stone
#

And ain't no improvements to the mf apartment were made

gray ice
#

More like plsfknhelpme

gray ice
frozen kernel
frozen kernel
#

Current company disconnected every washer and dryer, said they were going to be replaced with more expensive ones, and they didn’t get hooked up so now everyone’s going to laundromats

gray ice
#

Ain't it fun living under the gun

spare talon
frozen kernel
#

Also they didn’t dig any of us out of this

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Old folks, women with kids, ya know

#

Strong backed people who can handle this much snow

gray ice
#

No one's coming to save us. It is the weak and the hungry trapped here together forever

frozen kernel
#

/s of course

#

I just wish the weak and hungry could oh I dunno…take the food back

ashen panther
#

so with fatmangus I find myself struggling with ranged enemies as you have basically no toughness or toughness regen

frozen kernel
#

Antz and Bugs Life taught us nothing

gray ice
#

What is a fatmangus

spare talon
ashen panther
spare talon
#

And goated in havoc 40

gray ice
#

What

#

Are people genuinely utilizing bfte and Marty gating

ornate bone
#

I will not elaborate

spare talon
#

Im outdamaging purg psykers in h40 with 0 tdr or toughness perks or curios
All hp and hp affecting dr talents

gray ice
#

What a phase we've come to

spare talon
#

Taking 2000 damage per game

#

0 downs

#

0 deaths

#

Least health stations used

ashen panther
#

it's martyr but you are actually a tank instead of just a pretend tank who really just stays at low hp

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cause with martyr you aren't actually a tank you just play normally at low health, with fatmangus you actually tank

spare talon
#

There is so much utility in having a fatass bastard who just wont fucking die

#

In any situation

heady rapids
#

@median steeple I've just been told that rem looks like ralsei

#

...

spare talon
#

A crusher overhead cant take 1/5th of my hp in auric

gray ice
#

I've used every iteration of Marty and tbh, still like low health the most. I guess when my PC is fixed I gotta retry current bfte tank

#

It was already pretty strong when it was first introduced but everyone was still against Marty generally.

spare talon
calm salmon
heady rapids
spare talon
#

Cuz why not

gray ice
#

Lol, lmao even

spare talon
#

People think zealot is bad btw

gray ice
#

Zealot being primo boss deleter is great

#

Multiple good ways to do it now too

spare talon
#

@ashen panther but what i was saying was
Just know where the ranged enemies are, then you can know if you can be in all of their faces all at the same time

#

If you can, great

gray ice
#

I have a clip of me dogging a cspawn solo in like 30 secs

spare talon
#

If you cant, having a stealth in the back pocket lets you get out when youre getting shot a little too much

#

They'll just
Stop shooting you if youre all up in their business, so

#

Lol

gray ice
#

Yea zealots main counter to shooters is to cut their legs off. This is why chastise is fantastic

spare talon
#

Scattered shooters in an open area are a pain but bolter kinda chunks em, if youre using the aoe one you can just click in their general direction and theyre gone, and ones near also stopped shooting too

gray ice
#

Also why slide dodging is super important to be decent at, because at range you have nothing. Durability is from being in the face of shit

#

Second wind helps accomplish this, good balance if you need further help

spare talon
#

Probably a bad habit but
Spam dodging until your in cover is viable until they change the dodge linger change they made right before vacation

tranquil topaz
#

is the combat blade or relic blade better for a marty shroudfield build?

spare talon
#

Cuz you can just ignore all gunfire that way, tho youll prolly eat shit from melee tho

ornate bone
#

me

spare talon
# tranquil topaz is the combat blade or relic blade better for a marty shroudfield build?

Relic blade has meatier stealth chunks when you have the sprint tech down, but thats not as easy to do
Kind of a better general weapon too but still a weapon you have to know how to use
Knife is just kinda easy, stab the elites, light spam the little guys, etc, but lags behind in terms of large numbers of enemies
Really up to you, depends on what weapon you like more and if you like being slower but more involved, faster but less to think about

ivory marlin
#

My hatred of paige and seven grows by the minute

#

Oh my lord

gray ice
pure tree
tranquil topaz
spare talon
#

Basically
They both work with it
It just comes down to what you like playing more, cuz youll do better with what you like

tranquil topaz
spare talon
#

No need to wait on dots, but not enough total damage to melt the elites like the flamer can

gray ice
#

Definitely try the speedster playstyle and try flamer with it if you like its good fun, try Boltgun like Cole says too

tranquil topaz
#

currently im using pretty classic, dueling sword w bolgun and a lot of tuffness

#

so il deff try smth out thats new and more fun to my playstyle

spare talon
#

Also remember that throwing knife pairs with both guns well, flamer cuz it gives it range capability
And both because throwing a knife at nothing after you swap to the gun cancels the long draw time, drawing the gun significantly faster

gray ice
#

I had a lot of fun with dclaw/kant a while back

spare talon
#

Tknife swap cancels for bolter are muscle memory to me now tbh

twin wagon
#

Hi Cole.

spare talon
#

Hi

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Im not dead yet

tranquil topaz
spare talon
#

It is life-changing

tranquil topaz
#

lmao seems like it!

heady rapids
#

getting that knowledge straight from the tube

spare talon
gray ice
#

I practiced backsliding to initiate relic thrust attack in a crushers face

#

Feels so great to do

ashen panther
#

does sliding past bullets count for dodging with second wind

#

also I am still trapped in deciding between shroud and charge. I love moving super fast and ignoring bullets but I like clutch revives and boss one shots

spare talon
#

Also just clicking block, holding sprint, and then charging a heavy when your blade starts to move to the joust position works too

spare talon
#

It counts volleys

#

And only works once per volley

#

Yknow how shooters shoot in bursts

spare talon
#

Sliding that will work and it'll count that

#

It'll also count against gunners and reapers, but their volleys are like 10 years long

#

So theyre unreliable cuz it works once then won't again until they stop to reposition or reload

ashen panther
#

it's weird how my boss damage is still stupid high even without shroud one shots

gray ice
spare talon
#

Its so strong

ornate bone
gray ice
#

Yea butter knife is nuts

sterile stone
spare talon
#

If youre getting the uppercuts on the head in, youre pumping out damage numbers

sterile stone
#

I miss using that gun man

obsidian prairie
#

She does not deserve this iniquity

spare talon
sterile stone
gray ice
ashen panther
misty nova
spare talon
sterile stone
#

He no longer has micro plastics

#

Bro has macro plastics

misty nova
#

Cole should've gotten neuralink instead of brain tube

gray ice
sterile stone
#

In the braaaain

misty nova
#

Smh

sterile stone
#

Bros brain gets hijacked by Elon

#

Cole stops autisming about Darktide and starts spouting off about spacex and tesla

gray ice
#

I once dodged a trapper net and then killed a crusher doing the backslide thrust, I've been chasing that high since

ashen panther
spare talon
#

Theres actually a valve on the tube i got in my head
And crowbar was just added to darktide
Fatshark is developing a 3rd game
Guys
Are you thinking
What im thinking

ashen panther
#

does it suck like everyone expected

spare talon
gray ice
#

I'm waiting for the day a dude goes in to get his balls x-rayed and the doctor returns an image of 2 little polycarbonate cubes in place of them

#

We will integrate with the plastics

ornate bone
#

The human body is a composite

ornate bone
#

Microplastics are composites

#

Coincidence?

spare talon
ornate bone
#

No more jorkin

ashen panther
#

ok does the weakspot hit cooldown regen talent even do anything cause it feels like it does nothing at all

spare talon
ashen panther
#

like I'm testing it in the range rn and it feels like absolutely no different from normal even when hitting nonstop heads

spare talon
#

75% cdr on a 30s ability is essentially saving 12.5s when at max uptime the whole way

spare talon
gray ice
spare talon
#

Spam lights at a crushers head so you can focus on counting

#

Or just use a stopwatch idk

#

So you can see it

median steeple
#

every time I try to play drifter

#

I get cursed

ashen panther
#

it is doing something

median steeple
#

I just cant

ashen panther
#

just really hard to see

twin wagon
#

Ok why is zealot plasma better than regular plasma

spare talon
ashen panther
#

yeah

spare talon
#

I hate how they coded that when they reworked it

ashen panther
#

it's just less obvious if not constantly hitting heads

spare talon
#

Every second for the 2s buff
Its reducing an additional .75s off of the cooldown

#

thats how they implemented it

#

Outcome is the same

#

But
God

solar gorge
ashen panther
#

when the obese charcharodon

solar gorge
#

send me ur build

median steeple
#

It's the one cica uses but it's weak in the start

ashen panther
#

also does the +2 wounds even do much at all for fatmangus I don't understand why it's on there

spare talon
median steeple
#

And every time I've played I get laned against someone who counters me

solar gorge
#

i'd recommend DiscoVirtuoso's build

median steeple
#

Infernus, then Paige

spare talon
solar gorge
#

i'll send it next time

spare talon
#

Thats why

#

Gives you 2 more of those thresholds

median steeple
#

Alr

spare talon
#

Ergo more dr

solar gorge
#

support drifter is also unironically good

#

secret tech

gray ice
#

12 Marty stacks when

spare talon
#

On top of that it's just kinda nice cuz if you do go down, youre at 75% hp now

#

And have 3 wounds left

ashen panther
#

yeah I guess

spare talon
#

So you can totally just still be the fatass but let other people take the heal and just die intentionally to reset your health

ashen panther
#

just wish I could take that +10% attack speed

spare talon
#

Theres like 1 floating point in the build

#

Where'd you put it

ashen panther
#

bonus cooldown on shroud

spare talon
#

Yeah you can skip that if you want

ashen panther
#

tru...

spare talon
#

Its cool but its not game changing

gray ice
#

10% honestly feels good. It's noticeable enough I don't like going without it much

spare talon
#

I put it in masters retribution to maximize the fatass meme

#

They hit me and bounce off and fall to the ground

carmine lance
#

I find I’ve been having more moments of hard carrying maelstroms

spare talon
#

Also saves you from dogs if its off cd when you get dogged

carmine lance
#

Serves as a very nice confidence boost

spare talon
#

But remember that IJ is still giving you atk speed

#

So you may not notice the 10% as much in a real game vs swinging in the psyk

frozen kernel
#

The average player is so awful it’s genuinely hard to fathom, but I’m preaching to the choir

spare talon
#

Warframe is over there if ppl really want to bicker about whether OP thing is good or bad

gray ice
#

God no

spare talon
#

When they all deal billions of damage in 50m anyway

#

Just go over there

gray ice
#

I can't handle another power creep discussion

spare talon
#

And let us have our fun combat system here

gray ice
#

"Are you not hitting the dmg integer cap? How will you clear 4hr zariman missions?!?!?!?"

#

By not running them.

ornate bone
frozen kernel
#

Evi Mk3 is actually good now I will hear no whinging about power creep angymorrow

copper hawk
#

send me it too*

gray ice
#

Hearing maiming strike still sends me into fits

frozen kernel
#

Tbh I don’t sweat in havoc so in Aurics like 90% of everything is viable if you have firing neurons

stiff gull
ornate bone
#

cute bear

spare talon
#

Warframe balance discussion when actually talking about warframe does nothing to me
You cant wound someone who refuses to max the expensive mods cuz he doesnt like seeing his endo drop that much

stiff gull
#

Fuck you vermins your darktide

#

Warframe balance is fine since you have to grind to be busted

gray ice
#

I respect it

spare talon
#

And has been so for years

heady rapids
#

what's it called when you squirt spit

gray ice
#

I pretty much only engage with it as I see fit. Im Mr 22 or something now but mostly off old stuff. Wasn't until fairly recently I started acquiring any kuva/tenet/incarnons

plush estuary
frozen kernel
heady rapids
#

yeah gleek

frozen kernel
#

Like when it just comes out

heady rapids
#

yeah

frozen kernel
#

Because you hit the gland funny yeah, gleeking

heady rapids
#

yeah

plush estuary
#

yeah

heady rapids
#

I just did that and forgot what it was called

#

sorry

gray ice
ashen panther
#

you know I don't think full explosion bistol is the play

#

the buff to overload on rb is nice but the gun itself just feels wimpy

ashen panther
#

the flamer has actually grown on me as I've been playing more high difficulty where a nuclear option becomes necessary

median steeple
gray ice
spare talon
#

So it chunks

gray ice
#

I'd wager it's one of the only weapons literally not worth using below damnation at least

spare talon
#

87.5% more damage when both maxxed

heady rapids
ivory marlin
heady rapids
#

that's a good thing

gray ice
frozen kernel
ivory marlin
#

:(

ashen panther
#

honestly theoretically my long range would be covered and flamer would be fine if I got better with the knives

gray ice
#

Just use em and get better

#

You get so many you'll have practice

spare talon
ashen panther
spare talon
plush estuary
#

fire frenzy pinning fire

heady rapids
#

if I ever die I need to make sure the food is bad

#

so they think about me

gray ice
#

Scientifically helps with the grief process

spare talon
#

Fire frenzy only stacks on direct bullet kills but thats the only caveat
Pinning fire stacks on the aoe stagger

ashen panther
#

I like being able to whip out the bolter and start spraying quicker than flamer (as well as slightly more range) but also the flamer is the flamer yk

solar gorge
spare talon
# ashen panther interesting

Its a damage blessing and a strength blessing so theyre multiplicitive
50% damage
x 25% strength
87.5% final damage before any other buff

ashen panther
#

wowza

lofty spear
#

I took blaze away and the one for more strength with more ammo in mag?

spare talon
#

The 25% dmg armor perks are also multiplicitive on top of those too so flak/unarmored for the beefier non-elites and you got a little chuddie removing machine

lofty spear
#

Just following guide

gray ice
spare talon
#

I love opening hallways to walk through!

#

It saves you so much to just remove a horde instantly that blocks where youre trying to path

#

Flamer cant do it as fast or safely either

#

Aoe bolter does it now now

lofty spear
#

I mostly aoe bolter vs armored horde

carmine lance
#

I feel annoyed with myself because I have an opportunity to draw again, I have no reason NOT to draw again, but I find myself lacking motivation

spare talon
#

I need to be going into this corridor filled with a horde in 2 seconds or I will DIE
thankfully I have my infinite cleave (ethical edition) gun!

carmine lance
#

I think I just gotta start doing it and I’ll stick with it agaib

ashen panther
#

rn I've been alternating matches with fotf and shroud. I like fotf more in most cases but I love doing clutch revive plays with shroud

gray ice
#

Maybe engaging with it a bit gets the juices flowing

carmine lance
#

Yeah that’s true

gray ice
#

If not give yourself a step back and try again tomorrow

carmine lance
#

There’s a drawing I still gotta finish, but I wonder if I should do a little warmup before getting right back into it

#

It’s been months since I last drew something

gray ice
#

Try a little sketching first

carmine lance
#

Warmup probably couldn’t hurt, yeah

#

Maybe I’ll do a little drawing of hornet tomorrow, just because it’s late here

gray ice
#

1 am gang

frozen kernel
carmine lance
#

Oh that’s fun haha

frozen kernel
#

I never really progressed beyond blob people and they’re usually very sweet so it’s nice background noise

#

And supports some random homie out there

carmine lance
#

Yeah that’s fair lol

#

This is the last thing I was drawing

frozen kernel
#

I’d definitely be hitting up the driptide channel to be like “I drew your Ogryn grilling some mean BBQ”

carmine lance
#

Oh that’d be pretty funny lol

frozen kernel
#

“Also I added hater blockers (shutter shades) hope you don’t mind”

heady rapids
#

I drew you as a soyjak

frozen kernel
#

I’ve still got a drawing a kid gave me back in elementary school

#

He drew me Kintaro from Mortal Kombat with a bunch of “elemental swords”

carmine lance
#

That’s fun haha

frozen kernel
#

Sent him a photo after HS and he was like “🥹 damn dawg you still got that?”

gray ice
#

Which I dig lol

frozen kernel
#

YOU DREW IT FOR ME OFC I HAVE IT

carmine lance
#

I’ll look that visor up because I might want to toy around with that design

gray ice
#

The suit samus wears in metroid

carmine lance
#

Oh!

carmine lance
#

Yeah that visor always goes hard

#

Also this is going to maybe sound a little strange at first, but I wonder if I should nsfw a bit as part of practicing anatomy. Drawing people with clothes on kinda muddles drawing body frames, if that makes sense

gray ice
#

Anatomical practice is good

frozen kernel
#

Nah not weird, I’ve had a few art friends do it

carmine lance
#

Like you can’t just draw the body and call it a day, you mentally have to account for that added bulk

gray ice
#

Do you listen to aesop rock?

deft badge
#

I used to really like drawing musculature tbh

carmine lance
#

I do not but I do like to try new things

ashen panther
#

finally one shotted my first captain with shroud

gray ice
# carmine lance I do not but I do like to try new things

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#

This might resonate with you a bit

#

I'd recommend seeing the vid too

carmine lance
#

This is the best drawing I’ve done that was only partially using a reference, some of it was me just feeling out the right frame for a male body