#zealot-class
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I actually dont even remember why I started the ace attorney games
But they are masterclass in the art of jingling keys
I started them cause I got a ds
Though I don't remember if I actually played anything past the first title
I think I didn't
Things you dont notice that keep you hooked
How good the music is for the situation, and sometimes the lack of music at the right moment
The quick sfx that hit just right
All the sprites and shit
And the payoff after you solving something executed so well that the game might as well be an iv with dopamine in it
Look man I'll play the demo but like
And you forget that youre just reading a story cuz youre so hyped
Eh
Im lying in bed rn so ive got nothing better to do than glaze some of my GOATs
tongs do you like rts games
Specifically WARNO
I'm not too big on rts games but there's been some fucking BANGERS ive played
go play homeworld 
I used to play CoH and DoW but they're very dated
Dude
I'm sure it's great
But I'm not playing a rts from 99
Old RTS games feel like dog compared to new ones lmfao
nah there's a remake
or at least play deserts of kharak
I admit, you will want to get a mod for the scaling because they made it fucked
I've got a funky indie recommendation for a pseudo RTS
they made it so that the enemy will always have double your fleet
and it's just actually unfun like that
get a mod that allows you to change the scaling so it's not just kicking your teeth in
but it's genuinely great
That's a RTS game ime
Almost any of them
otherwise, deserts of kharak came out in 2015
they all have fantastic voice acting
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2015549695934833097 the cope is still going and got truth nuke
well you can't add anything new to counter strike because the community freaks out and says the game they've played for 20 years is 'ruined' as they queue up dust 2 for the 10,000th time
Quoting Snake 🐍 (@TheSnipingSnake)
︀
Deadlock’s latest update vs CS2’s
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1706360/Annihilate_The_Spance/
Game is spendy for EA but is a great mix of actual space stuff with fun sci fi
ooh
im sorta new and im reaching level 30 soon and i was wondering what a really solid shroudfield build would be, ive seen people talking about using combat blade or relic blade and or using Martrydom or blazing piety. Theres just a lot to choose from kinda need help..
I say pseudo rts because you can't really micro stuff but its a super neat game systems wise
the CS community is the reason the krieg and aug arent usable btw
among other things
I don't do autobattlers, personally
Its like the only rts kind of game I played but it needs some recognition I feel
Great potential
I should get back into it
I got railed by a mission where you start surrounded by like
8 ai's who can actually base build
And fell off of it
Mfw you have to pay to not play against cheaters
And even then
You still encounter cheaters
players who are into Comp arent even using the in game comp system lmao
They haven't been for a really long time
like if you wanna get pro or at least compete you use Faceit
I feel like I'm pressing buttons and watching things happen
God dude
Which is distinctly not my jam
I remember warface faceit
Patch notes for Dota 2 are fairly similar
Fuckin worst group of mouth breathers ever
just go look at 7.40 for dota
Icefrog, and by extension Valve, have made their mobas the "Tweak" games
So, I'm relatively new to Zealot, still leveling to 30. But I wanna know for when I get the chance, what's the best dump stat for the Relic Blade?
Mobility is the general dump stat for most weapons
I think i do heat management on relic blade cuz the dodge distance is already pretty low
And the heat station doesnt change that much iirc
Mobility
I'm glad you like that game but tbh that bored me out of my mind.
Oh yeah that reminds me, Iran just casually admitted to killing thousands. Not a "Whataboutism" just another ongoing bad thing
You gotta love how no matter how much time has passed this keeps being a thing
These always make me laugh even tho it's 
this is really telling lmao
Honestly the longer this shit is going the more I understand people advocating against gun control laws and shit
By Irans own state TV numbers it was 3 thousand. But then Khamenei said "Donald Trumps fault" 
its funny but depressingly true
Yeah highkey they were always right about it being for the governments ability to kick you around
I am waiting patiently for the day they try this shit in a state like Arizona w its stand your ground laws
For no particular reason
It's still a lose lose situation
Even if you successfully defend yourself if the situation arises you'd have to at the very least free the country
2 people killed in cold blood im just saying I think they're looking for an excuse
500 points on being furries
Start of 2026
The US Government for some reason:
this is just stupidity all around 
the updated added bunch of maps and rebalanced some smgs
cs is just unironically hard to change and people are too used to the way it plays
yeah
yeah
yeah
Valve moving a box and having people spend another 27 hours memorizing a different smoke throw

If you think this attitude is new to the US government please contact me ASAP I am selling a bridge in Brooklyn
good fuck that community
KCD2 is even more confusing
apparently the company is run by your normal european brand right-winger
But he's a "YOU'LL CATCH ME DEAD BEFORE MISREPRESENTING HISTORY" kinda person too
so we got the poggiest male gay romance in any game ever
so a pretty normal conservative and not the extremists that are popping up everywhere?
clicking like 5 heart-marked dialogues over the course of the game and getting confused when it leads to a romance
It's not that, to both of you
It's that it's incredibly well written and executed
Despite coming from a dude who'd probably punch a gay person irl
oh I see
Tonal whiplash is always fun in media
the lead dev somehow pissed off everyone and his game is still a success
master troller
Is good game
And I don't particularly care about the whole "but you can't consume media from shit people!" argument
if I did that, I'd live in a hole in the ground
iirc euro conservatives are nothing like US conservatives
Literally nothing would be consumable
like
if i start doing that its all over
completeley different iirc
I remember them being very assholish about tga
and that they didn't win anything
i just try to avoid people wo are like actually unsalvagable
I dunno man
Depends on which side of the Rhine River you're on
Atleast for the Brits
Been seeing a ton of
We want British culture back
That also apparently means no PoC
Brits have a special hatred of muslim people
that's just europeans lol
Europe in general doesn't like immigration
it escalated recently cause of surge of immigrants and yada yada yada
but this is too much for this server 
pink hair aloy
She look liek sea coral
There were a bunch of hair color options
I liked the salmon pink the best
The face "overhaul" mods are insane though
they make her look like an anime chick
anyway devs on twitter who do the "heh we care about le fun! and not le agendas!" are just grifting
cause grifting is profitable
i dont care if someone's grifting as long as the game is good
gotta pay the bills somehow
Everyone's shit
pick your slop off the buffet bar and move on
that's my philosophy
yeah
Even Fatshark had their time in the limelight with the old community manager
One exec somewhere
exasperated hand throw
I mean most of twitter rn is just
Porn
Or racist engagement farming
I don't use twitter
hell yeah
musk perma ruined twitter
Reddit, discord, youtube, twitch(barely) and video games/tv shows
Movie whenever my friend wants to watch one
Riskiest chad react of my life, all I needed was someone sending a message at the wrong time
Gotta own those silly libs and the woke mind virus
twitter's just cocomelon for alt left and alt right wing
the fact that grok will just, make people naked is insane to me
on my previous account i had to carefully handcraft my fkn algo and block 13423 things so i dont get random ragebait
then i just delted the acc
Grok, cover her in icing
You gotta pay for that now
The fact that you can do that is insane(And hilarious)
Grok, cut her in half to show that she was actually cake all along
That doesn't change the fact that it's insane
Like at all
True
Grok, crush my enemies, see them driven before me and hear the lamentations of the women
In no particular order
The equalizer
Grok, please don't make me lamentate
drakediddyblud ahh name
Sad Elon lobotomized Grok because he was calling out racist bullshit talking points with facts.
what
Pic of mecha hitler
what did he post
I bet it's stupid
he actually still does this a lot of the time because Grok is hardcoded to largely tell the truth
in bikini
Okay it's actually rad
saying I'm sorry
the mecha hitler from wolfenstein
Ohhhh
I know exactly what post you're talking about
I don't tbh but that sounds in character
I could be misremembering but it was like
A gross represenation of trans people
Not what I'm talking about then
What?
Different post then
wot da hyll
Disregard
I am unsure what to think about this ngl
It's almost self aware but he defended that shit by saying that the users would just do it on a different platform
im not good at getting kills
but my god if i don't get 30 asists
What was he apologizing for exactly
god bless stick and poke
Grok being used in replies
Twitter, the only place where you can post klansmen and nazis being shot in a video game
And it somehow upsets people
I can do the funniest shit ever
Lmfao
ahhh there's no one here named grok
You know what, that's become a favorited gif
That's got some utility
https://t.co/woD8uZbfkX
QRT: plzbepatient
After Charlie I just don’t care. Do whatever you gotta do.
@misty nova https://x.com/i/status/2015293707516338220
@sterile stone I forgor where you're at so shot in the dark, but is this storm in the US affecting you at all?
I'd let him hit it
As it stands tho, our power works.
My power always will work tho since I live near a hospital and police station
It's just bursting pipes
We gotta keep our water running so out shit doesn't freeze over
Yeah, I had to run the water in my kitchen and bathrooms last night
No heating in either location
I've got fleece shoes on
A blanket under my chair
And wearing a blanket
Still fucking freezing
Nah set them free
:(
Suppose I should be thankful my heating is fine, if a little archaic
Nah I'm chillin
Cause once I find that good spot in bed
It's a wrap
I'm not getting up til the AM
I just have a bunch of these throughout my house
not quite as big
but man do they kinda suck 
heated blankets are pog
I have a little pad one I use for my bad knee when it acts up
also useful as a foot cover
yeah, you CANNOT run them overnight
Yeeeeah
About an hour before you go to bed
and hope the residual heat lasts until you're asleep
My mom ended up geting a burn patch on her skin cause of one of them
For an old school solution
Get a cast iron pan with a vented lid and let burning coals chill under your bed
but that's like "1830s" oldschool 
Yk
I think Chiv 2 is the answer rn
Ill look for a nice longsword to buy while it installs, i think
We dead ass just turned the oven on and let that shit run for a second
Ayoooo
Ari with the premium find
I've done that before
Gotta do what ya gotta do to stay warm
Facts tho
But trust
Like I love the snow
It makes the area look nice
But goooood damn
We all just walk around lookin for a reason to vibe
You'd be surprised how many times you can just vibe like a mf with a crowd of strangers you'll never see again
Finally hit 1k hours in this wasteland
Didn't realize y'all got bars like that
1- yeah 2018
2- lmao
now do it again
Weighted > heated in this context imo.
The weight from it can cover gaps from other blankets. Basically, what you're trying to do fr is give yourself a better sort of seal while insulating yourself further.

Hilariously enough I've been playing since the beta. I'm just employed lol
you should give that advice to Sally

You know the other place that does?
4chan
I have like 5 layers of blankets lol
@spice crystal the chuds are friends
yo its the follwers doctor guy
Gannon
Are…are you…high karma?
What
arcade manin
I usually eat that guy
Uhh
After i get the power armor that is
I actually like gannon
He does taste very good yeah.
I like the super mutant lady i forgot her name.
Hey loserd
hey
Whats up
Shes good but
Im aware
I need more cat memes with captions about hitler
I doo like a good sombrero
im chillin nothin much 
Waow
Ainz a woman?
Maybe
Possibly, even
I bever lost control
I mean if that's your move go for it. Heating up so much during sleep in the cold can just have you in serious sweats.
It has to be cold af in my room or i cant sleep.
good snow this year
It was 8°F last night and I just dont use the heat because my PC warms my feet while I'm using it
Cold room is amazing
Yeah cause i kinda have to have a blanket but it also has to be cold
good picture, gives me nostalgia for a simpler time in my life
i enjoy pictures that evoke those kinds of feelings
i like living near the mountains
i used to walk down the train tracks in winter with my ex, go get food. lived in a small town. was nice.
does abolish blasphemers make any notable difference on relic blade
no but its free damage
been testing our martyrdom with restorative verses, but giving up unfaltering just feels so off if i have to dodge backwards at all
I should playmy zealot again at some point
one more of the other side of the tracks
stretching into nowhere
so I'm trying to figure out what I can give up without feeling im not hitting the same breakpoints
or silent hill
Meat Grinder is your friend
Don't judge me
rn i gave up purge the unclean but im feeling like that 20% unrelenting armor dmg is gonna affect boss dmg
You on PC?
yeah
Get the spawner mod for meat grinder
there's the summon mod yeah
Spawner mod and team ammo pools are really the only mods I think are 100% necessary for darktide
Other than that, "Rearrange my screen" type mods are high on the list but not quite necessary
Just good to have your health near Center-Of-Screen
no one is!!!
which melee are good when paired with blazing piety? specificly for havoc
tactical axe me could work
Anything with high finesse
Though piety is least desirable at this point I think
I know combat knife is great with piety but idk if i'd bring it into havoc
so martyrdom is just way better? havent look into it
Martyrdom is good if you can consistently avoid mistakes
mmmm garam masala rice 🤤
Your only safety is Until Death
tried martydom, sometimes i tank rager hit so i died right away
. so me thinking blazing piety is safer choice
Yeah its a safer choice
Generally the safest choice is IJ cause it works with every weapon and has dodge buffs
you get harder to kill the more damage you've taken
so follow up question is. which melee should i pair martyrdom with?
2 wounds 1 tough/1 stam
kk
Check pinned guide here and paths guide in vet chat
Ok
Im contemplating when I play it doing a "Gunslinger" build where its Strictly Lever Actions + Revolvers
Cowboy builds are really fun tbh
Last time I just did an NCR larp Build and basically ran the Service rifle till I got the Marksmen Rifle
fox
fox
Yog, I bring good news
The next pact in Soulframe is going to be frog themed
soulframe is about to rival warframe
I like me some slop
Tbh endfield is pretty peak the pulls r just kinda expensive
They rly gotta drop them prices or like turboload how much u earn
Too much gooner marketing for me to consider
It's a gacha game
you can have tasteful gooner appeal
I'm an ethical gooner actually
It's great it appeals to the guys and the gals there's hot men and women
Excessive gooner marketing just makes me uncomfortable
You may be an ethical gooner, but there is no such thing as ethical gacha
Sadly it sells
I'm sure the game is perfectly good but I just don't want to look at that while I play it
Dude you should have seen one of the marketing trailers
Golden hippo found dead shot 70 times in new york back alley
I play one gambling game and the gooner marketing is relatively minor and kept out of gameplay
His name is big boobs, look him up on the Internet to see more
big boobs looks cute
I like his eyes
I mean call me a defender but like it ain't that bad ingame, I didn't see any of the marketing tho
You see open back dresses an a little cleavage
That'd be fine if it wasn't the player character
Wym
The player character has quite literally their hair and hands showing and that's it
Sorry their mouth too
I just don't want to have that on screen for like 90% of the tome
pushing 60 btw
Can't you change the party leader to a different character
Honestly despite the combat being pretty good, it was one of the reasons I couldn't stand Nier Automata
I've seen lile
Yeah you can, but also just uh like don't use the character if you don't like em I guess
30 mins gameplay from my highly addicted friend playing it
Long stretches of having to run across the map staring at 2B's ass because Yoko Taro is a perv just kinda...meh
The most you see is some cleavage
I thought the gacha games had char swapping
The character design in endfield is no more gooner than what you'd see just walking thru your city there's some close-fitting clothes, some cleavage, maybe some midriff and back
Like you never really play as the MC, you just play as all the other characters you spent money gambling for
Sry mc is endfield is actually a valid choice
Idk about the one you're talking about I just remember genshin was like that way back when I had a friend that played it
Now the only weebslop any of my current friends play is horse game
The new arknights
Probably the least gooner gacha next to the original arknights
Now that you make me think about it I honestly don't know why
Probably some subconscious envy or smth
Idk
Did they pull a New Genesis and relaunch their game?
Maybe it'll work itself out eventually
Original was tower defence strategy type shi, new is like wuwa factory building exploration type
Orks Must Die to Satisfactory
It's basically genshin + satisfactory It's so peak
Very original, very ethical. I wish them only the best with genuine intent
Im enjoying how much shadow of the erdtree is parryable
There's a shitton of people complaining about how "complicated and hard" the factory system is, fuck that I want it more complicated it's satisfactory dumbed down to the utmost degree miner units directly put ore into ur global depot
Literally all you do is slap down the machines you need and hook up conveyors
Didn't Fromsoft sort of go "hey we really want you to use Malady with the sekiro physick like super bad"
I still need to get around to actually playing erdtree
🤷
These people don't play games to think
Im still using my bucklers and miseri
Makes sense, unfortunately. The average player cannot into reading words on the screen, let alone anyting more complex.
You barely even need to think for it tbh lmao
the loadout
The game very explicitly walks u thru every machine too
Yeah from like the 3 seconds of factory stuff I saw it did not look hard
The great filter (it's a door that you have to press a button to open)
How is arknights as a setting
Its fun
The most I've seen of it was crossover content with my gambling game
Peak
Which was like
Somehow exceptional story wise
The lore is actually like turbo deep and good
You'd need a few 12hr YouTube videos to cover it all
I feel like the Purgation Flamer should have a Mark that focuses on grounded fire (if that makes any sense), even just as a wacky sidegrade
Oh yeah, praise nurgle fr
wdym
oh you mean like
aoe?
immolation nade but flamer?
Like what the fire nades currently do, but flame thrower
General chat is super stinky right now
Ah
Agreed
Thank you to whoever sent me here
yea
But also a napalm flamer sounds peak
but how are you
Flash bangs the enemies
I’m okay. Just playing resident evil 3 right now
sounds way too OP
Shit
I have that in my library and I STILL have not played it
You gotta
Embrace the emperors retina burns
Nice
Ill prolly play re2 first tho
I’m gonna play re2 after 3
I should play one with Leon in it
Than go and play re4 than re7 than re village
I've heard he does lots of sick parkour for style points
is that not both
Than I’ll be ready for resident evil 9
I've only ever played biohazard and a pinch of village
I cannot wait to get my hands on that Russian hand cannon of a revolver
village has mommy
That shit is wicked in the trailer
Biohazard was fun 
7 is one of the best res games
8 is 4 but worse
2 is good
1 is hard to get into but very good if you can
What about 5
Meanwhile I am out here enjoying the one everyone seemingly hates (Re6)
Mind you, I played it (and am still playing it co-op)
Shiva was fine
There's. . . one? section in RE5 that's dogshit
and that's the light puzzle or whatever
too actiony for me rather than survivaly
Well good thing RE is half and half at this point
Sheva is fine tbh
action shooters get their half, survival horror get their half
Just dont give her automatic guns
Which is a perfect balance
As thanos always say
Like, I get wanting one or the other
The entire series is fun for me
Which the fact they are splitting the two campaigns into two different styles of play is a neat idea
But the franchise has a berjillion games at this point
I think it seems like a good idea for RE9
If anyone's interested in RE
Dudeboy is learning all the games he doesn't know yet
I can't watch streams tbh
Oh I’m doing my own road to RE9
and then gonna do a megamarathon speedrun of em
So glad y'all are actually talking about games in the game discord 
Y'all? Y'all are cool
Hell yeah 
I have been playing RE for a very long time atp
Let me ruin that for you
Same
Is it weird that I get a sense of gender affirmation from washing the dishes
Can we test if it affirms you when you make me a sandwich?
Kinda hungy

Yeah same
That would've been funny if we were actually friends

Can I have a chicken bacon ranch sandwich please <:3
...is this internalized misogyny?
I want a blt
I don't even think it's that
Uhhh for puri puri? No. For you? Maybe?
Washing dishes, practically speaking, isn't a gendered activity for me
It just makes me feel funny good feelings inside
Maybe because you aren’t like half of discord’s population of not cleaning their nasty ass houses or apartments
Being clean is good for your mental health I'll be honest
I clean my house daily
Gotta fight the depression somehow 
They make pills for that
Yeah, I guess
Anyway
Idk, I flushed my last round of depression meds
Chat successfully derailed
Make me feel like shit
As I was saying about RE9
please please please don't flush drugs
for FUCKS sake
I think it’s a good idea Leon’s is action based campaign and grace is more horror campaign
The sewer rats deserve anti depressants too
I mean its just the idea of performing a feminine activity
Someone who gets it!
my people
dishes being gender affirming...?
I knew mal would have my back
hmm. I live alone so I do all my dishes
like I imagine transmen get their gender affirmations from just doing traditionally masculine things
I stopped asking questions a while ago
My favorite question to ask transmen is how their first flu after HRT was
The answer is always THIS SHIT SUCKS
whats cooking in here
dishes being gender affirming
like the sicknesss?
Puri is asking the question if washing dishes is being gender affirming
yeah
Man I liked talked about resident evil
Sorry, I had to ruin it for aki
something about patriarchal societal expectations type sh
To be fair puri did say he would ruin it
uh
So credit where credit is due
-especially since I brought up the topic of doing dishes being gender affirming-
My apologies
Wasn't that the entire point of the previous statements
I can't wait for Leon in Re9 to say "these residents seem evil" and knowingly look to camera
I SAID I WAS SORRY
Okay
Morning chat
I like how brutal Leon is
It’s one of the stinkers from general🫵
Relevant
:[
Everyone gets a freebie or three
I think it's kind of goofy he has the same hair but like, whatever
kinda don't expect people to be adhd clicking on every profile
I mean yea
He likes it :(
mans a silver fox
To be fair. I can see why women like Leon
pretty hot
Why would you be mean
Dilf material
Yep
Also yes
It just feels so
I never played re but I love how extra Leon is
Out of place on a 50 year old
Than again women in Japan like older guys
I have no idea how they made him hotter by giving him a midlife crisis but fuck it worked i guess
Let me backflip for literally no reason
So this is also a double whammy for the fangirls for Leon
Leon has always been hot
I think his RE6 version is the perfect one
Why the re4
The one with the fuzzy collar?
But you can put the jacket back on
Eh.
Yes
Shoot
For everyone
The one I don't remember the name of.
I have the most nostalgia for the killer 7 tbh
Never played re :[
Yeah this is peak Leon
Oooooo
But I would assume the extra thin ome
I love Re7s magnum tho
Love me that sexy pistol
Cause the Wildey Hunter is one of my favorite irl pistols
Re8 has a cool magnum too cause of that
I should play resident evil
Jacket looks do comfy
They're overall very good
Way comfier than mine
Which one?
The scariest game ive ever played was a roblox game
My to do list is so big though
Wolfsbane or that dumb looking auto 44
All of the original RE games are definitely super clunky by today's standards
Auto 44 lmfao
Unless you like tank controls
EWWWWWW
And my dumbass decided to start an elden ring run in the middle of it
I hate the auto mag
Og 3>remake 3
I like wildey hunters
idk I kinda like that about them
I like the Schofield revolver
The broken butterfly?
it somehow improves the "survival horror" aspect
A really good magnum
If you know you know
Oh I do
plays red dead redemption 2 in the background
No
I was thinking of that song a little while ago
Now that
The wolfsbane is peak
Is a sexy handcannon
I like the stake
Rdr2 is my game of all time
Mine is Bloodborne
I never played a soulslike
I still get tempted to reinstall and replay rdr2
It’s not a soulslike
you're a better person for it
It’s from the soulsborne/ring category
Whats the difference?
Bloodborne is more of a hyper-violent playstyle of fighting
Where as dark souls is taking your time
yeah it did have its own body horror theme
Huh
You parry things with a gun
I tried elden ring. Stopped cause I was shit and bored
And Elden ring is just fuck your let me double wammy with comet azure
And lost
Sekiro is a rhythm game
Hmmmmmmm
Kinda
Which one?
Either
Fallen order does but survivor doesn’t
Love em both
Fallen order actually has a excuse for being hard because we are playing a Jedi who hasn’t used his powers nor his fighting style in years
Survivor is just fuck you because we are playing as a Jedi who seems to have gotten stronger but hasn’t in terms of gameplay
Oh and he has a gun
Which….i mean okay i guess?
I feel like this is personal bias
I guess those are fair critiques
It is
All these force people and none of them use their actual precognition to just shoot people
But I like the ge
It’s against the rules of being a Jedi
This is arguably my fav resident evil magnum
Wah wah
Your saber is your tool for defending peace
A beretta with a desert eagle slider
Using a blaster is a much more violent approach towards more peaceful solutions
Ig
You can use a gun to offend someone else's violence
I mean
Sure but it’s heavily frowned upon
A laser sword is somehow less violent than a gun?
A lightsaber is kinda is less violent due to how hard it is to use
Just be like the robit and use 4
The mandorlain shows just how unwieldy a saber is to use without proper training
The real solution is parrying blade or full shield and gun
His sword is like
Macguffin chosen one unwieldy
If i remember
I have honest to god no idea how a saber would be unwieldy tbh
Also that
No it’s always been like that but unfortunately due to how shit the writers are
I guess it would be like
Too light?
You'd overswing easily or smth
The Darksaber?
I do hope there are other magnums than reqiuem
It's literally weighed down by evil thoughts or something
Maybe another desert eagle
Which is why it's so clunky
I don’t know
Isnt this just Grace's pistol?
Ah, the Chiapa Rhino
The writers are so fucking shit
Leon gives it to grace
No both Leon and grace can use it
Thats not a rhino, its some russian 12.7mm pistol
A extremely powerful gun by the way
But jedi should just carry a pocket pistol so when they do the epic saber clash and spend like 3 seconds staring at each other they can just
Pop the other guy in the gut
It’s the equivalent to a 500 magnum
12.7mm is .50 cal fwiw
Yes, he's a resident evil character
No that’s Ethan winters
Hes infected or something in 9
Ethan was a molded because he was killed by Jack baker in re7
Then what the hell is he juiced on
Doesnt stop him from doing executions tho
Which isn’t the first time
Maybe the new T virus
Wasn't he also just built different before getting fucked up at the beginning of like
Re4 or whatever
Uh
He was doing flips
Now leon is physically strong
Like "normal" for a Capcom game
And krausers training and the bioweapons they fought in the Wii games
Inb4 we see leon beating some tyrant's ass
Maybe he just works out a lot
And re4 and re6
Keeps a healthy schedule
Eats his veggies
Oh this fucking guy is a goofy goober
Just a tyrant chasing a licker
What an odd combination
Which also by the way
Tyrants are based on a person
Who is actually 9ft tall and jacked up too
Capcom game
They're just like that lmfao
Dead Rising characters are a little goofy too
Ngl if you see a massive tyrant bolting towards you youd run away as hard as you could
Not if you’re a normal human. Your fucked.
Well
I mean. Look at how pissed nemesis gets if you keep downing him
Leon really shouldnt have survived being punched by this thing
Dude is booking it at you with a wild haymaker
Jake too
jill valentine getting absolutely blasted by a nemesis haymaker
Still an amazing design ngl
Jake is a half-breed
Jake had the misfortune of having ustanak after his ass
The deadliest tyrant ever
This too
Im just saying theyre the only odd characters in that they aren't "normal people"
If ustanak wasn’t after Jake. I’m very sure Jake would’ve managed his own with any other tyrant
Well
Maybe not with nemesis when his suit gets damaged
Since he gets more out of control and more mutated the more his power damperer suit gets damaged
The humble rocket launcher in question
Yeah but not to the extent of nemesis where he becomes a literal 4 legged hell hound and a mutated demonic wall
Jake could def hold his own tho but he doesnt have weskers blink ability
Which by the way
Did anyone else get scared and shit their pants when wesker dodged a rocket and booked it towards you?
Wesker is just hella scary
Because shiva is the reason why I hate her for that
Im excited to see him in re5 remake
I for some reason gave her a rpg. She shoots at at wesker, bro dodges it and for some reason runs towards me
Like “the fuck did I do?💀”
His re4r redesign is baller
The only thing he doesn’t have is his samurai edge
Which…..why?
Man
Wesker always has his samurai edge with him
I don’t know why we can’t keep the samurai edge a consistent thing
It’s a legit legendary pistol
Man Wesker is hot
Yeah but not the right model for the characters
She thought it was hot
Like for example
I don't blame her
Jill is supposed to have a samurai edge specifically designed for her
Its a pistol
But the grip is usualy a katana handle
If someone serenaded me as Wesker id banana all over my split
Why do they call it something that stupid then
But in the game it’s a regular samurai edge
Because edge S.T.A.R.S operative was given a one of a kind pistol
Each crafted to the wants of the operator
No it just outperforms every single handgun in any franchise
I really don't know how you personalize a .45 enough to call it legendary
9mm fwiw
Look it’s hard for me to explain it but the lore around the samurai edge does it better
Theyrr completely custom pistols made on contract for members of stars by a single legendary gunsmith
Oh I assumed a legendary weapon would be in a caliber that actually kills people instead of making them sequel bait
Its a Beretta
Showing my partner darktide mods and they laughed at the "do the auspex minigames for you" mods
The pistol on the left is weskers and the one on the right is Barry’s
Me and who?
Im leon
my favorite would they couple
You know….in one of the resident evil Wii games they legit just put a POV of Ada Wong kissing you
Holy peak
I pre-ordered 9 tbh
Also here’s a cat in a box
This thing looks like my cat


