zealot-class

[hexed igloo]

Maybe an hour or so away

[deft badge]

https://tenor.com/view/father-baby-parenthood-parenting-eraserhead-gif-12951324

Cole rn

With his observer

Tbh I want to drink and play DE rn

I appreciate it tho

Ik where to find you

[spare talon]

I should probably pass out

Ive got a flimsy body to heal

[deft badge]

Sleep tight tubehead

[carmine lance]

I think I just heard glass shatter in the room next to me

[deft badge]

Yeah we heard that too

[hexed igloo]

You're going to die

[long oasis]

are you still alive

[carmine lance]

wack

[inner crane]

blink twice if you are alive

[deft badge]

God elden ring is a good game

[carmine lance]

that's twice right

one per eye

[inner crane]

yeah sure

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtube.com/shorts/QjAWkGbEi1o

[delicate sable]

Hello malarl

Marl

[drowsy steppe]

helo

[plush estuary]

remove net time = revive?

[trail walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-emperor-warhammer40000-warhammer40k-astartes-gif-14334202

[ashen panther]

man I be missing so many of my boss one shots

[calm salmon]

astartes tv show WHEN

god dammit GW you announced this shit WAY TOO EARLY

[delicate sable]

https://tenor.com/view/right-now-it’s-just-that-everything-feels-right-sorry-amanai-gojo-sorry-jjk-gif-6689060642723775612

[plush estuary]

yummy shovel

[carmine lance]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WOBQCWLvFk been a minute since I've listened to these guys

love the medieval beekeeper getup

[south prism]

wrong server mb

[trail walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-a-wizard-hagrid-afirmation-magic-magical-gif-16533730

Ahh moment

[plush estuary]

@hard nexus

[drowsy steppe]

its gooner stuff or just str8 up nazi symbols

no in betweens

[plush estuary]

I turn around to see another sign with a naked teto

so yes

this holds true

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156134212982808588/1464883841914110057/If5VuFwlCay85Jrh.mp4?ex=697716e4&is=6975c564&hm=14b003672f918b0155cd88eeae2f039fdce23cd46b7b544f19d3bdfc9f396b38&

me

[lunar fable]

[plush estuary]

Accidently played havoc with an emp gift weapon

Was wondering why I was using flip shovel

[glossy nimbus]

oof

lol

[south prism]

you don't like flip shovel?

[plush estuary]

Not really. I don't like sticky weapons plus I meant to use standard shovel

Accidently played with a 400 rating weapon

Idk the bleasings

[south prism]

i think the flip shovel (both marks) is one of the quickest sticky special attack weapons isn't it?

i like being able to can-open crushers with it

pretty insane power for something so quick

tbf i've never used the non-flip shovel mark so i might be missing out

[plush estuary]

I too like being stuck in front of 10 crushers that needs 2-3 full thrust flips to kill on the squishiest class

But I see your point

It's just not for me

[south prism]

there is no need to be mean... 😔

i was just offering my opinion..

wasn't implying the other choice is bad!! i even stated i hadn't tried it yet

[twin wagon]

Shovels in my opinion just need small adjustments

To adjust to crusher changes

Ogryn shovels have been forgotten

[plush estuary]

That's just asking for way more power creep

[twin wagon]

Human ones ain't that forgotten

[twin wagon]

Ainz we have to assume they ain't gonna nerf more than half the weapons now

Waaaay too late to address and would lead to what Fatshark doesn't want

[glossy nimbus]

6 more psyker buffs 🙏

Starting to miss pre-buff psyker

[glossy nimbus]

_>

Ds and plasma

Mmm

Is plasma even worth using still

[twin wagon]

So we have to assume this is the power level they want for us

[plush estuary]

No one knows what fatshark thinks

[green yacht]

careful

just one nerf could be all it takes to kickstart the moebian century of humiliation

[plush estuary]

I'm at that point where I don't care for what gets buffed or what doesn't get nerfed

End of the day I can play solo

It's starting to become the only way to enjoy darktide

No server lag and you choose all the weapons being used

[glossy nimbus]

It rlly is like convenient not to deal w other players

Thats becoming your main thing now huh

[plush estuary]

You control the entire situation

Taunt can't slot you if there is no ogryn

Can't get barreled if you are the only player

(snipers can still trigger barrels though)

A lot of the darktide combat is ruined by interactions with your teammates

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1272804331497979935/1450700850132418651/Kill_All_Smykers.gif

Stuff like this can't happen

Smite ruining your parries

[delicate sable]

Palpaltine

[twin wagon]

Woe patch makes a weapon imposible to use because of a bug

[twin wagon]

There's a game called Eversiege which has a bit of marketing explaining it is LoL but solving it's main issue, people.

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/OOmRInABehI?si=dRALoPLsyGqUvaYZ

Dragon ball is finally out of the legal hell its been in

https://tenor.com/view/it's-peak-gohan-crying-matthew-nicoll-dragon-ball-gt-gif-3584383534275359490

ALSO THE INTERGALACTIC ARC FINALLY BEING ANIMATED

[calm salmon]

I just wanna see goku go UI again

I wanna see Vegeta find his equivalent form

Nothing about else about the Super arc interests me

[rough galleon]

ultra ego fucks

[acoustic dune]

is this real

[frosty herald]

I want them to canonize super saiyan god vegeto

[astral pine]

Can someone tell me about the block sprint dodge from the relic blade? I just watched fatmangus zealot video, but I don't see a difference in damage? Am I doing it wrong, or does it have another purpose?

[frosty herald]

Block sprint is the fastest way to access the sprint stab which is your most damaging attack with relic blade

[astral pine]

Ah okay thanks!

[frosty herald]

Block makes you go back to a neutral stance so you can quickly do the stab

A slide can also make you go into sprint stab

[astral pine]

Ah nice, now I understand! Thank you so much!

[elfin cedar]

Is it me or are most havoc zealots just straight up not pulling their weight?

[stuck thicket]

probably just you looking at the sheer amount of things zealot as a class is capable of

or you just play with bad zealots idk

[elfin cedar]

Most pug zealots I get are doing abysmal damage

Way more than any other class

[stuck thicket]

then you just play with bad players

zealot is like

THE damage class

[elfin cedar]

Uh that I am not so sure about

Vet, psyker and scum have higher damage output than zealot usually

[stuck thicket]

there is only one class in this game capable of thammer shroudfield and its not any of the ones you mentioned

[elfin cedar]

That build sacrifices basically everything for boss damage

It sucks at everything else

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/13850122482693980568/55918CA83ACB353A4B5B60952292E0D865E4F94B/ @ivory marlin

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/hitting-the-ball-major-league-baseball-homerun-kerry-carpenter-detroit-tigers-gif-9524150306506734580

except my face was the bat

[hushed knoll]

[formal vault]

Can someone explain the difference between the Mk. XV and the Mk. III Eviscerators?

[inner crane]

Try both marks in the Phykhanium?

[zinc talon]

essentially the 15 is left right right left light attacks

and auto rev overheads for heavies

it also auto rev stabs on push attack

the 3 is more nuanced, each of its swings is its own thing

[formal vault]

I suppose the Mk. XV is better at crowd control?

Because if that's the case then I'll be using the Mk. XV.

[zinc talon]

they're both great at it, no real frontrunner where horde mulch is concerned

[formal vault]

Ahh.

[zinc talon]

the 15 can prolly top out the maximum per hit damage with its overheads

but they're easy to miss with because they're straight up and down

but, the 15 will rev and cleave while revved on light 1

but, if there's a heavy in the crowd, it sticks to them

so it's a useful way t o find specials in mixed horde

the 3 will rev and cleave on heavy 1

I prefer the 3 to the 15 because the 15 can feel a lil slow and boring even though it's great at what it does

and none of its activated attacks differ all that much in style or damage, but for instance the 3 will deliver like 80% of its total damage for the activation on-hit on light 1, allowing you to rev, light 1, and dodge out of the rest of it while still dealing an activated saw kind of damage

the 3 also has combo skipping by using the push

and not push attacking after

so if you push, drop the push attack, and light attack, you skip to light four

which is the identical twin of light 1, both quick single targets

so you can push pap pap

if you push, drop it, and heavy attack, you skip straight to the auto rev single target overhead

no need to swing heavy 1 beforehand

plus a bunch of other little tipsy tricksies the 15 either doesn't have or I haven't found

that auto-rev stab on the 15 sure is nice though, if I could get that on the one I use I'd prolly never use another weapon

if you have 2 eviscerators to spare set one to the 3 and one to the 15, and hop into the meat grinder for a minute

the styles will really stand out and you can practice your combos without getting swung back at

[formal vault]

Thank you.

[zinc talon]

welcome fren

what I can get my eviscerator 3 up to in terms of raw damage output with all the bells and whistles firing

plus you'll see that push combo skip

[acoustic dune]

oh ey phill

hows the wife

[placid fiber]

Stuck in hivescum chat cause I hadn't bothered swapping between channels

[placid fiber]

Trying to sleep

[acoustic dune]

YOU MIGRATED TO HIVE SCUM CHAT???

[placid fiber]

I was playing the class so yeah, I spent time in the chat

[acoustic dune]

😔

[placid fiber]

Yes

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-frog-glass-abi-toads-toad-sad-gif-3111019021779484852

hilariously that sniper shot through and killed the entire front line around me, which let me get the care package sent

he unironically killed like 6 or 7 horde lol

[zinc talon]

I managed to catch my psucker right as the random expression switcher thing clicked over to a big grin

[grand spindle]

Hate that thing

[narrow mauve]

slight overreaction

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2015185217435156933

Kaida 🌊 (@khaliltooshort)

Wow. All the people who got complimentary flights, hotels, meals, and exclusive access to play Highguard are all saying the video game is good!

Couldn’t imagine why

X · Jan 24, 2026, 10:09 PM

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/jQJEUXQ8S1w?si=UcCuVozCshnbWh7o

@copper hawk you might like this game

[acoustic dune]

I LOVE AARMOR

I LOVE ARMOR

[narrow mauve]

@acoustic dune what's with the armoured mood

[acoustic dune]

I LOVE RENAISSANCE STYLE AAARMOR

[dull iris]

is that chuddie game

[acoustic dune]

i love maximilliaaan style armor

[narrow mauve]

i uh
i like junk armour i guess

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/vibing-dancing-meme-gif-18371356

[narrow mauve]

or irregular armour? i don't know what you call it

[frosty herald]

utilitarian

[acoustic dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1386740878697169039/1447573926845612244/dirt-1.gif

[narrow mauve]

i mean as in, multiple pieces of armour from different sets

used in tandem

because you're missing the respective piece

[frosty herald]

so like a bandit?

[acoustic dune]

i need to finsh some of my drwaing

[narrow mauve]

sort of
sort of like uhh

[acoustic dune]

(all of them)

[narrow mauve]

this is the single time i'm going to call anything related to caesar's legion cool

[south prism]

waow i like ur drawing

[narrow mauve]

this looks amazing by the way

[acoustic dune]

sllet my belovedd

[acoustic dune]

thanks

[narrow mauve]

who is this silly feller

They seem swell.

[south prism]

a wolp

[acoustic dune]

my funeral casket if i ever have the money to comission aa suit of armor

emtomb me in rmor

[narrow mauve]

that would be

like uh

really fucking metal

actually

literally

[acoustic dune]

since my family have aaa family funeral site

i wanna be put in armor sitting protecting the dead or smth

rig me with c4 or smth

[narrow mauve]

i uh

that sounds

if thats what you want

i guess

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1314360688646553610.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=sillycat

[acoustic dune]

googa

[narrow mauve]

rain world creature

[narrow mauve]

scugla

t

please teach me to draw such sillies

[acoustic dune]

insanity

[narrow mauve]

oh okay

i need to play more cruelty squad i think

[acoustic dune]

do you like

princess

[narrow mauve]

oggy

[acoustic dune]

@signal spoke i love going throught my folder and find some bullshit

[acoustic dune]

funny you post tht

[zinc talon]

I stole it from here

coupole others too

[narrow mauve]

is that an arbitrator

[acoustic dune]

ye

[acoustic dune]

i drew an oggy with a ferret

2 year or so ago

[zinc talon]

ok I sleep

ny ny slee ty

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-run-naked-funny-gif-18082679885906165021

[acoustic dune]

zealot chaat piss of history

i blde zeal chat for half on the drawing i do

@narrow mauve oh btw i like to ask poeple from time to time

how do you feel drawing on magma?

[heady rapids]

https://bsky.app/profile/goolee.bsky.social/post/3md7kknfyfk2k

GooLee 🐍 (@goolee.bsky.social)

full of joy and whimsy #vyper #deadlock #fanart

Reposts

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Likes

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Bluesky · Jan 25, 2026, 1:15 AM

[frosty herald]

the funniest thing is that the game is still releasing tomorrow

when everyone already forgot about it or doesnt care

[ivory canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/sussy-baka-gif-23659164

[acoustic dune]

https://imgur.com/a/HegM7dM

[signal spoke]

our favourite twitch and kick streamers are gonna be playing it

for release day

[sullen forge]

Bro I forgot that game even existed LMAO

the sheer dissapointment of seeing it deleted it out of my mind

[solar gorge]

highguard sweep

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/silver-deadlock-deadlock-lesbian-werewolf-werewolf-lesbian-gif-4488584269912462752

[ivory marlin]

Unfortunate

[frosty herald]

highguardillion dollars

[hearty nebula]

oog

[solar gorge]

goog

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464032488278982968/1464212556330569802/VOTE_VENATORRRRRR.gif

[hearty nebula]

house 👍

[solar gorge]

cool af

that's usually how i build my mid game crib

[upbeat lava]

Who is grave silver and venator

[frosty herald]

very medieval

[hearty nebula]

true

i need to finish decorating the main room, basement, and cellar

[ivory marlin]

Mans falling for the idf gay mam gooner bait

[ivory marlin]

Graves is peak and silver and venator are mid poopoo caca bad

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415463293765550112/1464293866940403897/chuddddddy.gif

[heady rapids]

@misty nova im watching ep 3 4

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/NuCaloric/status/2015370968873554123

❯ wiintah˙˙ (@NuCaloric)

There's something really "I dropped out of High School" about GTA fans that's hard to describe

Quoting GTA 6 Updates (@gtasix_)
︀
POV: Rockstar gives you this choice at the end of GTA 6
︀︀
︀︀Who survives?

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FxTwitter · Jan 25, 2026, 10:27 AM

[solar gorge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da_v2KZVfWU&list=RDDa_v2KZVfWU&start_radio=1

ts so tuff

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/artificial0wl/status/2015067090391126412/photo/1

evil witch val (@artificial0wl)

i really really like the new deadlock patrons

X · Jan 24, 2026, 2:20 PM

[opaque island]

good morning

[spare talon]

Always bet in the chuddler

[solar gorge]

chuddler sweep

[median steeple]

Chuddle

[ivory marlin]

Lowkey does whats his fuck have any supporters

[solar gorge]

whats his fuck FUCK YOU

[ivory marlin]

He looks mid idk

“Rich fencers kid”

Meh

[heady rapids]

@misty nova THE FUCKASS MUSIC

WHAT IS THIS

[ivory marlin]

I forgot his name

Chleo?

[solar gorge]

apolli

apollo

[ivory marlin]

Yeah idk

Do people actually like him?

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/GreenBlackHeart/status/2015079884171694348

Pumpjack Appreciator 💚🖤 (@GreenBlackHeart)

Seeing trends coming out of America is like watching monkeys in a zoo learning about fire

Quoting b 🇪🇺 (@bartholomiewo)
︀
americans are discovering the ancient European practice: opening your window

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FxTwitter · Jan 24, 2026, 3:10 PM

I don't find ixians that interesting

[ivory marlin]

So its a race thing……

[median steeple]

I'm more interested in the VTM esq vampires

[solar gorge]

i breached the wall

venator reached the staircase

[ivory marlin]

Venator

More like

Poopator

[frosty herald]

americans get really surprised when they find out we dont have air conditioning

we just open a window

[median steeple]

I live in both worlds

Of central heating and ac

It's awesome

[solar gorge]

dude in germany if you don't have your window open you're some kind of freak

[ivory marlin]

Yam listen i love you but i may need to rethink things now that i know you are European

[frosty herald]

ive made it blatantly obvious that im european before

[heady rapids]

jelly is trying his hardest not to show that he's seething

[solar gorge]

@median steeple

[median steeple]

Lmfao

[placid fiber]

He has never hidden he was european...

[median steeple]

We killed the fuck out of that guy

[frosty herald]

yknow

i think full melee could work in deadlock

[solar gorge]

nawp

[frosty herald]

but its gotta be designed like magik with her portals

[solar gorge]

because you need to shoot to deny and confirm souls

[frosty herald]

otherwise your just washed against aerial

[solar gorge]

so you'll always have a projectile to m1

[ivory marlin]

Never knew

[upbeat lava]

cai cai caiphes cain hero of the imperium

[ivory marlin]

Must have blocked it out

[ivory marlin]

Heart broken actually

[carmine lance]

Snow storm finally hit here

It’s rough lol

[solar gorge]

snewing

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/mustafa-necohaus-kitty-cat-warhammer-40k-gif-11500918880958315641

[ivory marlin]

Oh hey pill havent seen you in awhile

[solar gorge]

that free nitro fucks now i can upload big fucking clips

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1334710158525202443/99vpAu6.gif

[ivory marlin]

Broke boy looking for change

[solar gorge]

i might keep it

[carmine lance]

Nah snewed is past tense

[heady rapids]

this server alr has nitro you could always do that

[solar gorge]

it's not that expensive

[carmine lance]

It’s still snewing

[solar gorge]

no

[heady rapids]

yes

[solar gorge]

i trie so no

[heady rapids]

i do that every time i need to send a clip

i just go on here

cause lvl3 nitro

[solar gorge]

if it's above 10mb it didn't let me

[heady rapids]

its up to 100mb

[placid fiber]

just upload a 5gb video

smh my head

[solar gorge]

well the clip i posted is 114 mb

so get fucked

[heady rapids]

chuddie with his bloated clips...

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/hoodwinked-too-slap-do-i-amuse-you-begone-fuck-off-gif-1225738348997290309

[carmine lance]

Oh yeah chat did I mention I’m finally in a LANCER group

[heady rapids]

like the deltarune guy?

[carmine lance]

I’m gonna pilot a Nelson :)

[ivory marlin]

Every doorman clip ive ever seen was hitler icl

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/waow-based-wow-thinking-doodle-gif-12262272166408784207

Thats actually sick tho

[ivory marlin]

I saw a doorman 2 shot an abram at full health

Killed him dead

[carmine lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957252220460601375/1464813597183053966/latest.png?ex=69777e38&is=69762cb8&hm=2ad4231a59027f11af6eed852adbd623f328ba007979e6e82f30efdb4e6cd7d4&

Nelson :)

[solar gorge]

when they don't buy any bullet resist items

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1462491419871547675/IMG_8783.jpg?ex=6976f486&is=6975a306&hm=dd5a4193585206ec3855cccfe1f11b8bfb3937ac445a3754a924acec25da0dbe&=&format=webp

[ivory marlin]

Drifters hot icl

[north sedge]

or when you see some good gumbo

[ivory marlin]

Matt mercer my beloved

[heady rapids]

@carmine falcon https://youtu.be/NLeVGGn08WU?si=AbQyRaj106zZBRsC

[upbeat lava]

Rock and stoon

[carmine lance]

But yeah I’m very much looking forward to boosting constantly and spearing shit

My mech pilot is going to be a gladiator from the karrakin trade baronies

[ivory marlin]

Never had it

[carmine lance]

Tiramisu fucks

[lapis yew]

Is hammer shroud a popular build? Ive been using it to one-two tap bosses

[carmine falcon]

straight up glitching it

[carmine lance]

It used to be popular at first but I haven’t seen it in a hot minute

Plus you can do it with relic blade though it’s a little harder to pull off

[ivory marlin]

Thammer just does that

Shroud is good

[median steeple]

It's still usable

But like everything is usable outside of havoc

[ivory marlin]

Book

[median steeple]

Still usable

It's the "keep my idiots alive button" but it's just out performed by

Killing the things

But can run it on pubs in auric and still do better than others

[ivory marlin]

I wish my friends were more in to darktide then they are

[signal spoke]

are we deadass

[lapis yew]

Im testing combat axe with shroud

It still does pretty solid dmg

More reliable?

[solar gorge]

not really a shourd weapon

you ideally want something that hits very hard in single

[lapis yew]

I made it do like 13-15k

So would a relic blade be better

Combining limbsplitter

[carmine falcon]

this is the most forced meme

even worse than 67

2016 was just like every other year

[solar gorge]

relic or thammer

so relic

[lapis yew]

I see

Im gonna rename
My zealot to boss muncher

:>

[carmine falcon]

that's freaky

[ivory marlin]

Thammer is hate is crazy

Cant believe i respected you

[solar gorge]

it's my main zealot weapon

i'm just being factual

[ivory marlin]

Oh nvm

[carmine lance]

Relic blade is great

[frosty herald]

I hope that the dragon ball super manga continues because of the battle of the gods remake and intergalactic arc

[ivory marlin]

My friend wanted to try elden ring but really only plays rogue likes so i bought him nightreign

Im so sweet and kind and benevolent

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1463291656550748393/REM.gif

[sullen forge]

Calico Main food

[lapis yew]

Did they nerf flamethrower it feels weak

[median steeple]

What are you running on it

Because the only real nerf they did was stopping fotf from working on it

[lapis yew]

Heresy

[median steeple]

Naur like

Blessings

And perks

Blaze away, over pressure for like general damage

[lapis yew]

I see

Its pretty much base its just even basic heresy enemies are tanking it

[median steeple]

It's gonna sound insane but you want to dump damage when you can

Everything else at 80, DMG at 60

Damage only affects the impact of the flame and doesn't help

Flak, unyielding/carapace

Blaze away, over pressure/penetrating flames

[ivory marlin]

How many weapons dump dmg

3?

Flamer needle and uhhhhhhh

[carmine lance]

Flamer scales with difficulty too

[median steeple]

That setup kills everything in every difficulty

[lapis yew]

Yeah im running shroud thammer so

[fathom ember]

Just starting Zealot properly, is Flamer GENUINELY that solid?

[lapis yew]

I need crowd clear

So I thought the flamer would do it

[spare talon]

Flamer scales infinitely with density

[frosty herald]

Flamer is unbeaten in hordeclear

[spare talon]

Anything scaling infinitely tends to get stupidly OP

[frosty herald]

If you want mixed hordes run rending flames

[fathom ember]

Oh!! That's genuinely lovely, been having trouble finding a nice ranged weapon, melee I'm liking chainsword so far

[spare talon]

No
Blaze away overpressure

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ugly-duck-ugly-duck-wojak-ugly-duck-chudling-ugly-chud-ugly-duck-chud-gif-3599960160601108463

[spare talon]

Rending flames only makes a dent in crushers and even then its not really worth it

Everything else has a base armor that flamer can nuke so

[ivory marlin]

Trust cole fs put a tube in his head that tells him the best way to use anything

[sterile stone]

Cole got the bonehead implant

Poggers

[lapis yew]

I just nearly 1 shot a captain on heresy 💀

[frosty herald]

Fatshark did an attempt on coles spine

[ivory marlin]

Real

[misty ravine]

Does Fatshark actually know

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-on-wtf-surprised-pikachu-gif-19719769

[lapis yew]

I hit bro with the power of thor

[spare talon]

If you want pure chaff clear while still also yknow
Having a gun
Pinning fire and fire frenzy on the shit brown bolter is a good pick

[frosty herald]

Captains are an easy oneshot

Did you full thrust?

[lapis yew]

I one shot burgles and chaos spawn too :>

Idk

Mabge

[spare talon]

Thammer?

Yeah thats kinda the point

[lapis yew]

Thunder hammer charge.. shroud

Thrust heavy hit

[frosty herald]

Hmm

Shouldve been a oneshot on heresy

[spare talon]

The activated unyielding adm is super high

[sterile stone]

Don't be rude to the leaf user

[lapis yew]

But I might do relic blade

[sterile stone]

Not yet

[frosty herald]

Show your hammer

[spare talon]

Its made to be anti boss

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-goku-kakarot-appear-apear-gif-16031715726102816145

[lapis yew]

Its kinda butt also I cant send images so

[ivory marlin]

You’re right mb

[ivory marlin]

Soon young padawan

[fathom ember]

Would ya'll say Hammer, Evis or relic for preference?

[frosty herald]

All 3 are very good

[sterile stone]

Preference for what tho

[frosty herald]

So its up to prefference

[ivory marlin]

I like thammer but relic is current top i think

[lapis yew]

I love giving bosses “gentle head pats”

[sterile stone]

Try this in auric maelstrom

[fathom ember]

Oh general, personal pref

[ivory marlin]

Thanmer does stuff like this suboptimally

[fathom ember]

Genuinely just, if you're feeling funky

[ivory marlin]

This is on auric

[sterile stone]

@spare talon You know it'd be funny if your job called you in today

[spare talon]

Nah ive kept my boss up to date

And my boss is also cool

So

[sterile stone]

I was making a joke about the weather

It's fucking horrible outside

[spare talon]

Plus that

[sterile stone]

Do you guys get paid extra to come in during scuffed weather?

[ivory marlin]

Yeah guys the snow is really bad

[sterile stone]

That's wild

[frosty herald]

Yall are wusses

[spare talon]

I've had someone come in and try to buy a tropical frog during a winter storm.

[frosty herald]

Us dutch use a bike in the snow

[sterile stone]

You really don't understand how awful iced roads are

And how suicidal texas drivers are

[spare talon]

You say that but the thing is
Texas doesn't have the infrastructure to handle it

[frosty herald]

I can fully understand

[sterile stone]

They will literally risk their and your life to get donuts

In fucking rainy weather

[frosty herald]

Dipshits going 80km/h on a fucking icy road

[sterile stone]

By speeding in a school zone

[frosty herald]

And then they act surprised once they get totalled

[spare talon]

How often do you think they have to think about an icy road actually existing?

[sterile stone]

Well here another thing is

[spare talon]

Never

[sterile stone]

Pipes bursting

So that's fun

[spare talon]

So there's nothing making it more safe.

[fathom ember]

Personally? Never seen snow, and if fate wills it, I will never have to experience sleet roads

[heady rapids]

deadlock is so cool too bad it's a moba

[frosty herald]

Youd think their frontal lobe developed enough to realize your car slips on ice

[sterile stone]

I saw a snow storm in afghanistan recently in the news

[heady rapids]

tried playing the new mode but it's extremely overwhelming still

[sterile stone]

Fucking wild

[solar gorge]

not playing w me

that's why

[heady rapids]

i have a person on stream telling me what to pick

[fathom ember]

Here in South Africa we're having way too much bloody fire. and on the opposite side it's just floods

Mother Nature is on shark week

[sterile stone]

Dont' you guys have water shortages and rolling brown outs?

[lunar fable]

It's not too bad over here yet

[fathom ember]

I'm personally on a harbour grid, so I don't, but anywhere past that? YEP

[lunar fable]

Maybe like 2-3 inches rn

[sterile stone]

yikes

[spare talon]

But there's never ice there
It's Texas

[sterile stone]

Texas weather is legit a dice roll

[frosty herald]

Kaapstad?

[sterile stone]

We've has snow in the spring time before

Some winters is just a massive heat wave

[frosty herald]

Or the ivoorkust

[sterile stone]

We legit don't know what the fuck will happen 3 days from now weather wise

[fathom ember]

Port Elizabeth atm, but from what I hear it's just horrific everywhere

[spare talon]

Don't like the weather in texas?
Wait ten minutes

[sterile stone]

My favorite saying

The best is when it's raining with clear skies

And it's just

[fathom ember]

Kinda like hitting the TV for better signal, just weather

[sterile stone]

Fucking humid as all shit

[sterile stone]

Oh dude

We have some summers where it's just

[frosty herald]

Once went to the tropical zone in burgers zoo

[sterile stone]

Either 100+ degree weather daily

Or

Endless flood warnings

[frosty herald]

I was sweating like a dog in there phew

[fathom ember]

I kid you not, its about 80% humidity in my area most days, and then the temp can rise to 40+ (105F+) on bad days

[sterile stone]

@spare talon Do you remember the storm like 2 or so years ago

[fathom ember]

Tell me about it T_T

[sterile stone]

Where most of the power in DFW was knocked out for like 17 hours

And the sky was just orange

For liek 2 days

Cloudy and orange

[spare talon]

The one with the huge widespread outages and Ted Cruz fucking left

[sterile stone]

Nah that's the snow storm

[spare talon]

That was a couple more than 2 years iirc

[sterile stone]

That one was just horrible

Nah nah we had like a tropical storm I believe

Or something close to it

[frosty herald]

Went on a pleasant vacation whilst texas was in a crisis

[spare talon]

I dknt remember then

[sterile stone]

He came back

After the entire country basically called him a pansy for leaving

[frosty herald]

LOL

[median steeple]

I just realized I've never seen wild Jade

[spare talon]

Man its exhausting being awake for 2 and a half hours doing absolutely nothing but lying in bed

[calm salmon]

Have you tried running headfirst into a wall

[frosty herald]

How long is the recovery for your sandevistan implant?

[spare talon]

No id rather not create a 3rd new hole in it

[spare talon]

2ish weeks?

[sterile stone]

Come play darktide

[calm salmon]

Should've bought a steamdeck

[sterile stone]

[spare talon]

Ive been playing games on my phone
Problem is im so physically weak in this state, and paired with the cold, my arms get super worn out holding my phone after like an hour

[chrome wave]

what games do ya got on your phone

[frosty herald]

Unc playing zenless zone zero

[calm salmon]

That is unfortunate :(

[sullen forge]

Running on 4 hours of sleep and then my boss just says "Weather is too bad don't show up" and Im like

fuck

[sterile stone]

I bet $10 he got Destiny

[sullen forge]

I could've slept in then

[spare talon]

Poop and shit

[sullen forge]

but now im awake

[chrome wave]

that sounds like 43 different gacha games that you cycle through for 10 straight hours of doin dailies for a chance at 5 star booty shot pulls

[solar gorge]

go back to sleep

shoo

[ivory marlin]

You should get bloody bastards

Actually fun mobile game

And its free

Unless you pay like 1$ to remove ads

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-escape-from-tarkov-video-games-game-play-gif-15472726

[ivory marlin]

The destiny gatcha game lowkey wasn’t that bad

My pull luck was crazy tho

[solar gorge]

casinos aren't that bad when you win

[nimble fiber]

us to the new players that joined our lobby seconds before I would slide under the stairs to take a bong rip and then make em leave cause I didn't know they gave me host

[sterile stone]

Me and the boys were arm wrestling

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/balright-bahlright-jynx-zi-jynx-gif-11107428969924259002

[formal vault]

Me playing Darktide with the loadout I'm having fun with without having some bastard rat talking in my ear about "meta."

[nimble fiber]

also side note the heart mini game trial always confuses me cause I never know where the mini games are

[frosty herald]

The famous tarkov wiggle

[copper pebble]

Bros

Whats a good gun for zealot if I dont wanna use a flamer

[hearty nebula]

boltgun

bolt pistol

revolver

las pistol

[copper pebble]

Is the braced autogun good or nah

[hearty nebula]

it exists

[median steeple]

It's better on psyker

[median steeple]

https://youtube.com/shorts/N-dW25AntFs?si=C2aqNLqEueT0w9IR

[copper pebble]

Guns arent account wide yeah?

[solar gorge]

me core

[median steeple]

Yes they aren't unlike vt2

[ivory marlin]

Unfortunately not

[copper pebble]

Sad

I rolled a perfect autogun on my zealot

Sad to know its not great

[ivory marlin]

I dislike the automatic guns in darktide

[copper pebble]

I did roll a perfect duelist sword at 460 tho

So that's cool

[ivory marlin]

Real

[ivory marlin]

I like the melee combat too much anyways

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/caveman-on-the-way-raptor-squad-primal-gif-16860274

[ivory marlin]

Mmmmmm

[sterile stone]

You just gotta shuffle around til you see the barbed wire booths you can't vault over

[ivory marlin]

Rampage!

[sterile stone]

I'm ngl

[ivory marlin]

Dude i saw that guy yesterday

[sterile stone]

I think the stun rig is great

But like

Jammer is the best rig imo

[ivory marlin]

Saying this like its controversial

[sterile stone]

It's the swiss army knife of rigs

[ivory marlin]

Jammer js situational tho

[frosty herald]

new episode tomorrow

[nimble fiber]

stun rig my beloved

[sterile stone]

It's not tho

[ivory marlin]

Stun rig is point and click problem fixed

[sterile stone]

You can hijack all the traps

[nimble fiber]

yessur just watched the second

[sterile stone]

Unlock any doors really

Even the sound gates

[ivory marlin]

Just find the skeleton key

[sterile stone]

You can hack the sound gates to open

[sterile stone]

Or

Hear me out

[median steeple]

@solar gorge me and cica had a game after you left with Talvi and our team a TTV playing with another was blaming us for their laner killing them

[sterile stone]

I can just carry a jammer rig

[median steeple]

"Haze isn't our laner"

and the UI is very clearly telling us

she is

[frosty herald]

shouldve played copyrighted music through the mic

[sterile stone]

Jamming a mob whether it be a player or AI causes them to pause 3 times to vomit

[median steeple]

I was too lazy

[sterile stone]

And the recharge time on the jammer is short as hell

[nimble fiber]

or hear me out, just get punched out of nowhere by the random crazy person multiple times

[median steeple]

instead I was calling him illiterate

[sterile stone]

Boot to their rib cage

[spare talon]

...no...

[sterile stone]

Easy

[deft badge]

Ime people do not missing ping in dl

[nimble fiber]

that shit fucken killed me yesterday

when we were in that one small dark room

[spare talon]

Wtf did that send twice

[ivory marlin]

So funny he sent it twice

[nimble fiber]

and this guy runs past us multiple times and just punches u out of nowhere

[median steeple]

they dont but he was blaming us for his laners

[spare talon]

I hate discord mobile

[median steeple]

the UI literally tells you which laner is yours by the placement

he had dynamo and haze

and he kept saying he had calico

which was my laner...

[deft badge]

Ik, i play the game(regrettably)

[frosty herald]

whats your new pfp gloopy

[sterile stone]

You using a controller or some shit for this?

[deft badge]

Some of us are dumb ig

[spare talon]

No

[sterile stone]

I WAS FUCKING MAD BRO

[median steeple]

the same artist and character just a diff comic

[sterile stone]

Like

[sterile stone]

I didn't even aggro the fucking guy

[ivory marlin]

Ill be honest

[signal spoke]

https://youtu.be/aIAkesO57YI?si=97HIajVMqKcw2xtG quite a banger

[sterile stone]

He just walks right up to me and swings

[spare talon]

Im raw dawggin it on the fuckin touch screen

[nimble fiber]

that shit was killin me smalls

[ivory marlin]

I don’t understand how team comp works in deadlock

[median steeple]

2 each lane

[nimble fiber]

idk if u heard me laughing

[median steeple]

3 lanes

6 people

[heady rapids]

vindicta is so israeli

its insane

[spare talon]

You can see the dots where my touches are

[sterile stone]

I was trying to talk but my mic was fucked

And I only found out hours later

[spare talon]

Cuz i have that dev feature enabled

[deft badge]

6 random characters get mashed together, whoever gets fed carries

[nimble fiber]

ye u told me

[sterile stone]

The tism is too strong

[median steeple]

I kept calling this Mina "hitler" and she was like "I'm not arguing I agree it's bullshit"

[ivory marlin]

I see ok

Fully randomized

Got it

[median steeple]

there are no assigned lanes like league or smite

closer to DOTA than those

which there is more flexibility

[deft badge]

Unless you're with a stack is completely random

Which is

Good and bad

Tbh I really miss the old 4 lane map

[median steeple]

I do and don't

I miss the colours

[deft badge]

I like solo lanes a lot personally

[median steeple]

I don't miss 1v1ing a shiv or haze while playing a scaling character

[spare talon]

It was the pressure on my brain

[solar gorge]

mfs with ttv in their steam username when it comes to not being a fucking animal

[deft badge]

I am the shiv player, so

[frosty herald]

they genuinely treat him like hes king von

[frosty herald]

whats your presure level now?

[spare talon]

But yes Argus
You win 10 imaginary dollars
I have been playing destiny on my phone while im in a borderline vegetative state

Congrats

[ivory marlin]

At how many hours do i gain the deep seated hatred and impulse to kill anyone who likes lash

I know thats a big thing

[spare talon]

Hold on lemme go back to the hospital and get my 5th spinal tap to check

[deft badge]

Whenever you play against an actually good lash

Which is kinda rare tbh

Lash is also super map dependant

Like, area of it you're in

[sterile stone]

They're gonna squeeze out a lil bit more spine jelly

[median steeple]

He's also buggy as hell

his flay doesn't connect half the time

I love him but it makes playing him miserable

[deft badge]

For as annoying as lash is i can't really hate him tbh

[solar gorge]

lash players hate when u spread this 1 simple trick (jumping over their ground slam to doge all the dmg)

[deft badge]

Yeah

And simply dont get ulted into walker

[median steeple]

the humble

counterspell

[deft badge]

Yeah

[solar gorge]

i lwky want cs reworked or gone

[median steeple]

I think there is too many CC items

when a lot of characters have innate CC or silences

it's miserable

[solar gorge]

ya

game really want u to buy unstoppable

[deft badge]

I highkey hate how item dependant some match ups are but lol Dota balanced game

[frosty herald]

@spare talon can i cook with your spinal fluid

https://tenor.com/view/a-gif-2156829549372456172

[median steeple]

slamming old women

[solar gorge]

playing against a e couple duo with 1 on paige, heh, you'll never understand my pain

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/subway-slammer-persona-persona-5-persona-5-x-persona-5-the-phantom-x-gif-17202686644666182621

[spare talon]

No
I eated it all

[signal spoke]

these sort of people are so lucky to even have him around, I wish to one day just find him and witness

[spare talon]

Truke slam

[signal spoke]

[solar gorge]

PHANTOM

[formal vault]

Anything BUT Darktide in this chat 90% of the time.

[deft badge]

Okay?

[median steeple]

I was fuming at this im ngl

[solar gorge]

lmao

[median steeple]

I missed one melee and you telefrag her

[solar gorge]

i couldn't resist

[signal spoke]

wdym? there is no darktide in this server

[median steeple]

Waiting for new weapons or new missions

[formal vault]

https://tenor.com/view/lapiscel-bart-lobotomy-bart-simpson-simpsons-lobotomy-core-gif-13362388248843029081

[solar gorge]

waiting for admech

[median steeple]

still need a new gun for like

any base class now

new staff

pleae

[solar gorge]

UPDATE AVAILABLE be the only thing that gets me to close deadlock

[frosty herald]

SEA SALT

[deft badge]

Maybe I'll actually play deadlock today

[frosty herald]

I NEED THE POWER AXE SEASALT

[heady rapids]

whats a fun deadlock char

[deft badge]

Shiv

[formal vault]

I NEED A SPEAR SEASALT!

[spare talon]

Yeah
10% of it in the last week has been about me being bedbound/in the hospital/recovery
Then lots of deadlock too
Some souls stuff the other day

[solar gorge]

not telling u

gatekeeping this since u don't q with me

[heady rapids]

mb for having other friends

[deft badge]

What do you want to do

[heady rapids]

idk

[deft badge]

Talk about how much rot armor sucks

[formal vault]

Get well soon.

[deft badge]

Damn the havoc modifiers sure are ass

[formal vault]

AAAAUGH!

BY SIGMAR!

[solar gorge]

u don't even have 1 open slot..

[spare talon]

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[solar gorge]

i smell liez

[spare talon]

IF I GET WELL SOON THAT MEANS I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK

[formal vault]

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-time-rabbit-gif-9497165517404307883

[ivory marlin]

Any time i see this gif i think of lobartamy

[spare talon]

YOU JUST WANT ME BACK IN THE MACHINE OF CAPITALISM

[ivory marlin]

I hope your spine stays dry or whatever so you can stay home and be a chud gamer for the foreseeable future

[heady rapids]

well if u want to play street brawl

i wont vc tho

[deft badge]

Yeah who am I kidding, I'm not playing deadlock lmfao

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120299759316520960/1464670418383405228/ssstwitter.com_1769269379581.mp4?ex=6977a1a0&is=69765020&hm=8ce242d4415a1c878b5d02e623900423e8f0aa6a78e9c7d998cc04028842b41e&

[solar gorge]

i'm in game

[median steeple]

dodge

[solar gorge]

i can't let my randoms down

i'm too good

[heady rapids]

vindicta is so pro israel

its insane

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415463293765550112/1464293866940403897/chuddddddy.gif

[deft badge]

Me

[signal spoke]

So funny how many people thought silver was a man

[ivory marlin]

Someone thought graves was a dude

He was like

[signal spoke]

valve is so real to make a female werewolf in this age

[ivory marlin]

“I bet you are only voting him because hes a twink necromancer”

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1463291656550748393/REM.gif

[frosty herald]

get up chuddy you've got a class to playtest

or i could be persuaded to test in your place whilst your sick

[ivory marlin]

Get paid in a pair of socks

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/trade-gif-21546550

[ivory marlin]

Has graves kit been leaked or just animations

[median steeple]

some of her kit has been leaked

the goobers

[signal spoke]

i saw about her skeletons

[ivory marlin]

Fuck

Jellypost345 when a game got summons

[frosty herald]

i cant believe valve would steal necro sienna

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-hungry-famished-starving-eating-gif-17203120126493562641

[signal spoke]

shame on them

[ivory marlin]

This is a recurring thing my friends hate

[frosty herald]

you would love path of exile 2

[ivory marlin]

They HATE that i use summons in almost any game i play

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-block-you-blocked-blocking-gif-14145534

People be hounding me to play poe2

[north sedge]

graves will clearly be Undying from dota 2 but not as hot

[solar gorge]

true...

i'm so happy that despite the nerfs

gunman is still terrorism

[ivory marlin]

Chat ive invited like 5 people and they all agreed to vote graves

[solar gorge]

no matter

[deft badge]

I'm betting it's like

[solar gorge]

you can't stop silver

[deft badge]

Silver>Rem>Ven

You defo aren't getting graves before those three

[ivory marlin]

I think silver/rem/graves/ven/celest/one dude

[deft badge]

Nah lol

Ven is popular

[ivory marlin]

Apollo is defo the last tho

[frosty herald]

silver ven will be at the top

[deft badge]

Rem is wildly popular

[ivory marlin]

Rems defo one of the first

[frosty herald]

fuck that lil dude

https://tenor.com/view/hitting-anime-gif-27172432

[ivory marlin]

Slight chance he beats out silver

[ivory marlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1463673894853546090/1768988646.gif

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1463673894853546090/1768988646.gif

[ivory marlin]

Great minds……..

[deft badge]

First character defo between silver and rem.

Id bet silver tho

[signal spoke]

who is gonna be first, the stinky girl or eepy gremlin

[ivory marlin]

Watch silver suck ass

Just like worst kit imaginable

[signal spoke]

is this true folks

[heady rapids]

probably

i cant see shit 90% of the time

but i turned off the graphics

better now

[ivory marlin]

Get glasses

[solar gorge]

not really

just take some getting used to

[deft badge]

I feel like you say this about a lot of games

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/rem-rezero-cute-kawaii-dance-gif-7905894

Wolf is just blind

[ivory marlin]

He might just need glasses lowkey

[carmine lance]

@deft badge oh yeah, I finally got to be in a LANCER group :D

gonna be piloting a Nelson, though we're starting at llc 0 so starting a gms everest for now

[deft badge]

Congrats

[carmine lance]

thank you lol

nelson seems very goofy for the mobility potential

plus i just like the idea of going really fast and spearing shit

[median steeple]

@solar gorge I've finally figured out how to open VPK files...

I got the audiooo

[solar gorge]

nicee

i'm still at trying to download what i want

[median steeple]

im learning how to do audio replacements right now

https://fxtwitter.com/fineokay_/status/2015310883153387593

fineokay (@fineokay_)

VOTE FOR SILVER

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FxTwitter · Jan 25, 2026, 6:28 AM

[deft badge]

Never seen someone play it, so I have no idea tbh

[solar gorge]

keep me updated on that

and if u find a good tutorial send it ma way

[carmine lance]

i mean it's all about being a skirmisher, you get bonus damage for boosting, you can just say "nuh uh" to grapples

it's all about staying moving

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/BedrottingCammy/status/2015460688874082441?s=20

Cammyy (@BedrottingCammy)

The Deadlock community:

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FxTwitter · Jan 25, 2026, 4:24 PM

Bruh

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/okoHFajJHB0?si=LklEyiO2s_fAk73r waiting for CSDK to finish installing but this one is the one im using

[solar gorge]

tysm

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1465049139522830376/image.png?ex=6977b0d6&is=69765f56&hm=6287ce89632b53ac299be3152d69774c0b7742a05bb59bc483bcebf3c7b18267&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=790&height=624

[ivory marlin]

Never realized her descriptions were “feral hot mess and transformation”

[signal spoke]

Idk I think she is fucking you more instead

[ivory marlin]

Shes just bait

[deft badge]

Yes

And people are going for it hard lmfao

Baited into playing a moba by a female werewolf

[formal vault]

Zealot, Psyker, and Hive Scum have the best weapons. Change my mind.

[long oasis]

I like beating people to death with a length of lead pipe

[formal vault]

I like beating people to death with a two-handed Chainsword.

[long oasis]

its just not the same man

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1140846909314052188/1170639027079217243/attachment-3.gif

[formal vault]

Fair enough. The pipe is more visceral.

[visual stream]

Tzamn!!!!

[signal spoke]

deadlock most diverse game in market

[visual stream]

The trope is long overdue

Last real female werewolf rep we had was Aela and people went crazy for her

[long oasis]

light mode

[sterile stone]

The furries needed a win at some point

[visual stream]

Brother

[sterile stone]

Hey can you for like

5 seconds

Realise you're in a public discord.

Delete this shit

[ivory marlin]

Is that dr disrespect?