zealot-class

[spare talon]

Oh im fucking stupid

[ashen panther]

happens

[spare talon]

I don't take that on fatmangus

But I do on any other build

Fatmangus just loves being full of hp dr talents so thats where all those points went

[ashen panther]

fatmangus do be taking hp damage all the time tho

I know the whole "health is a resource" thing but I don't like spending resources

I'm a hoarder

[spare talon]

Yeah, but The Thing is, with this build. You have so much of that resource with so many things to diminish it's consumption that you can endure catastrophic shit and to be okay

Fuck you speech to text and your random punctuation and capitalization

[calm salmon]

Dodge sliding is still something I never ever use

1900 hours later

I just can't work it into my muscle memory

[spare talon]

Im literally bedbound from a surgery I had yesterday so I can only use my phone and typing on a phone for a long time starts to hurt

[calm salmon]

What the hell did you do

[spare talon]

So i'm hoping speech to text is just good enough

[calm salmon]

Rest in peace gallbladder or something?

[calm salmon]

Seems to be doing alright

Just the funky capitalization

[spare talon]

#zealot-class message
Scroll down from here

Its been a long week

[ashen panther]

I can't imagine the dump stat for flamer is anything other than mobility right?

[spare talon]

Going from barely anything happening to WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[spare talon]

Damage

Not even joking

[ashen panther]

...huh

must be the burn

[spare talon]

Damage effects the on hit damage not the burn

It's the actual impact damage

The dumping it drops like one damage only on the hit that applies the burn.

[ashen panther]

wow I got a 60% damage after like 3 pulls

luck has blessed me

[spare talon]

Flamer's mobile is low so you can just keep the mobility stat high

And utilize it to have not as shit dodges as your flaming away

The one singular damage is a nothing compared to the total damage, the burn will do overtime.

Okay it's a really fucking up there

But it's legible

[calm salmon]

:(

Hope everything works out for ya

Scary stuff, but it sounds like its being handled

[calm salmon]

Me when I pulled a 60% stability infantry lasgun the other day on the first try at brunt

I really do need to do some grinding and unfuck my weapon situation on Veteran

[spare talon]

If you read the full thing

It in fact

Was not a seizure

[calm salmon]

Yeah, I saw that the doc that was taking care of you said it probably happened cause rapid change in your body or something?

[spare talon]

Me randomly going unresponsive instantly in a transport wheelchair was honestly probably just cuz they did 4 lumbar punctures in my spine, 3 of them fucking failed cuz they let a student try to do it first, in the er, without the actual table and equipment to make it childsplay

So standing up for the first time 14 hours after all that for a few seconds probably made by body say no you can do this on your own im fucking out man

[ashen panther]

wow

[long oasis]

Is that not malpractice of some sort

[ashen panther]

all that and you are still the only one giving actual zealot advice

[spare talon]

Idfk

[spare talon]

I have literally nothing to do other than sitting my bed with my phone.

This is probably one of the best uses of my time I could possibly make

Plus I've played the game for thousands of hours and was kidnapped a while back by one of the community managers to play test the game

[calm salmon]

Blood pressure crashing through the floor, night night bitch

A classic

[spare talon]

I'm still in the fat shark basement

[spare talon]

Yeah that was it

Blood pressure just crashed for like 2 min then went back to normal

Just HAD to make it difficult

[calm salmon]

I'd be the worst kind of playtester. Please quit buffing ogryn x1,000,000

[sterile stone]

Look at that your power didn't go out

[calm salmon]

He's already strong enough Fatshark 😭

[spare talon]

Yay now I gotta always have someone in the room with me and I cant stand up on my own or pee on my own and my room has to have a bazillion cameras and I gotta wear an eeg they glue to my hair for 24 hours cuz im in the fucking EPILEPSY WARD NOW

I had mayo rubbed in my hair to get that glue out btw

[calm salmon]

ew

I love mayo but ew

[spare talon]

Not even joking

Thats what they recommend

[calm salmon]

at least you smell like mayo I guess

Not the worst thing in the world

[spare talon]

Conditioner shampoo after

But it's weird still

[calm salmon]

@sterile stone Do not judge me for I do not judge you

[sterile stone]

It just reminded me of big ed

[spare talon]

Imagine being like. " I need to take a shower. Can you run down to the cafeteria real quick and grab some packets of mayo?"

Actual fucking insanity

[sterile stone]

Like that's the only other time in human history I've known of someone getting mayo in their hair

[calm salmon]

I think the worst thing I've had in my hair was gum

accidentally fell asleep chewing some

How I didn't choke to death I'll never know

[spare talon]

That's what it is

Quick google

Mayo adds tons of moisture to your hair

[calm salmon]

It is just eggs and fat

[spare talon]

So it's actually great for really really dry hair

[hexed igloo]

Oils like that r good for getting shit outta ur hair, on that note if you get gum stuck in ur hair, use peanut butter

[spare talon]

Obviously you wash it out after

[calm salmon]

and people have been using animal fat forever to wash their hair

[calm salmon]

My dad ended up cutting my hair

[spare talon]

But the reason why you used it to get the EEG glue out was so the glue would soften up so that the water would clean it out

[calm salmon]

Wasn't the worst thing in the world, I'm used to buzz cuts

[hexed igloo]

Yeah just rub peanut butter into the patch of gum it'll slide right off

[spare talon]

Otherwise I'd be getting a buzz cut

And I don't need any more hair shaved off

They already had to take a bit to drill the holes in my skull

[hexed igloo]

Gotta have the most chopped haircut after surgery

Imo that's the worst part

[calm salmon]

I feel bad for people who get head surgeries

especially if they like long hair

YOINK

[hexed igloo]

I can deal with pain but the humiliation of having a fucked up haircut

[sterile stone]

The fuck did they do? Cut a tumor out of your head?

[spare talon]

Yeah that's me

[calm salmon]

and now you gotta put in three more years of effort to grow it out

[spare talon]

They put a tube in me

[hexed igloo]

Not related but

[sterile stone]

That' you for the vague reply.

[spare talon]

It kind of goes along the side of my brain and goes down into my stomach

[calm salmon]

Had to drain cranial pressure if I read the context correctly

[spare talon]

It's a v p shunt

[hexed igloo]

I vp'd your mom's shunt

[calm salmon]

lmfao

[sterile stone]

I was gonna say

The most common thing I've seen is

Puppy girl

[hexed igloo]

It holds true

[sterile stone]

Or Bnuy

[calm salmon]

this was my old pfp

[sterile stone]

Those are so fucking common

[hexed igloo]

A cabbit perhaps

[calm salmon]

putting the trans flag behind Puri Puri Prisoner is just fuckin funny

[hexed igloo]

Many such cases I feel like puri is an idol to many

[calm salmon]

considering his taste in men

[copper hawk]

kinda squishy but

@solar gorge @median steeple

[spare talon]

I'm just gonna post the Google images link cuz the mobile images. Thing won't let me actually download the image directly cause it's ass

https://share.google/images/YkBVKXpOx9HCBHxxj

[copper hawk]

it's wut i used last game

[spare talon]

Hopefully embeds

[copper hawk]

i swapped out decay for slowing

[spare talon]

Wait no this isn't it

[sterile stone]

Oh look at that

[spare talon]

That goes into the heart not the stomach

[hexed igloo]

Manmade horrors beyond my comprehension

[calm salmon]

So they shunt the cranial fluid straight to the heart?

At least you piss it out that way

[sterile stone]

Your brain juices pumping into your heart

[calm salmon]

just putting it in the stomach cavity helps no one

[spare talon]

https://share.google/images/HB3xD6JmizihB2YbN

[long oasis]

all that csf must be yummy

[hexed igloo]

Why don't they run the line directly to your cock

[spare talon]

No the one I got goes into the stomach

[hexed igloo]

I feel like that cuts out 2-3 middlemen

[solar gorge]

i don't really build paige but you want some more t4's

[sterile stone]

Cole's brain finally tasting all the years of processed foods and mt dew

[median steeple]

@copper hawk do you have a drifter build at all

[calm salmon]

Ah, fair, but same thing. Ends up leaving the body instead of staying somewher else it shouldn't

[spare talon]

Yeah but going into the stomach requires way less effort

[hexed igloo]

Did you ask how many calories are in your cranial fluid

[copper hawk]

troo

ill see

[spare talon]

Dude heart surgery and neurosurgery at the same time.

[copper hawk]

yep yep

[calm salmon]

my other pfp I use sometimes

[spare talon]

😭

[copper hawk]

it's rlly slow to start but

ill give it to u after this match

[solar gorge]

i was about to say

[spare talon]

They mentioned it but I forgot

[solar gorge]

maybe a bit 2 front heavy

[sterile stone]

Bro collecting debuffs like gym badges

[spare talon]

It's basically nothing burger though

[solar gorge]

at thze start

[copper hawk]

u gotta hit the gambling stuff

[hexed igloo]

Alas, I feel like it'd be a decent source of many things

[long oasis]

trans icon

[hexed igloo]

Probably doesn't count if it's your own tho

[calm salmon]

I don't know if I really have one of those

Trans to me is just something I am

I don't really go out of my way to like. . . idolize something

[hexed igloo]

Good on you tbh

[spare talon]

Reminder this all started cuz on the beach on roatan, Honduras, during a cruise, I noticed my left eye was seeing weird, like I couldn't see everything I normally should be from it

[hexed igloo]

I find the people building their entire character around it a bit insufferable

[sterile stone]

The parasitic worms have finally done their work

[spare talon]

Imagine disembarking from a cruise one day then being checked into the er with basically no warning the next

[sterile stone]

Bro drank from the ship's tap

[hexed igloo]

Fromt

[sterile stone]

So is this like some

[spare talon]

No i'm old enough I had drinky drinks

Im not a toddler

[long oasis]

really not healthy to do that for anything honestly

[sterile stone]

Are you permanently like this now?

[spare talon]

Wdym like this

[hexed igloo]

Your mom seems to idolize me just fine

[spare talon]

What part

[sterile stone]

The tube reaching down your body into your gut

[long oasis]

she would hate u cuz ur a kiwi

[spare talon]

Yeah i'm tubular for life

[long oasis]

and kiwis are her least favorite fruit

[ashen panther]

ok so I only recently learned it's actually good to push while comboing, when exactly should I be doing this

[sterile stone]

Nvm let me not say what I was gonna say

[ashen panther]

and how much should I be blocking

[calm salmon]

Wait, actually?

F

[hexed igloo]

What a strange opinion kiwis are like the most mid fruit ever

[ashen panther]

cause I don't do a ton of either

[spare talon]

But apparently it's super common and so unobtrusive that me or no one else would ever know. It's even there unless you already knew

[hexed igloo]

Whenever somethings in shoving range

[calm salmon]

preeeeeeeetty much never

[sterile stone]

Super common?

[ashen panther]

great that's what I was doing

[hexed igloo]

Block if you have a shield otherwise

[calm salmon]

Block blocking is ass in darktide

[sterile stone]

Bro in my nearly 30 years alive you're the first insance I've ever heard of shit like this happening.

[calm salmon]

Its something that tangentially happens when you go to push attack something

[long oasis]

push attacks are good for hording on a lot of weapons

[sterile stone]

And I've seen some shit irl

[spare talon]

I told you, mk2 push attack goated
Chains into two heavy sweeps, and gets the combo going super fast from any point in time

[calm salmon]

But you should never aim to actually block

[hexed igloo]

But yeah in every instance just shove em, someone's close? Shove
somethings taking a swing? Shove

Don't shove if they're bigger than you it dont do anything

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/dodge-duck-dip-dive-feelings-gif-15411527

[ashen panther]

dang I can't shove a chaos spawn

[long oasis]

you should try it anyways

[hexed igloo]

I mean you can it just won't do much

[long oasis]

and let me watch

[calm salmon]

Does full stacks of slaughterer still let you break open bulwark shields when pushing?

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/really-uhh-speechless-gif-18394346

[ashen panther]

It'd be really funny

[calm salmon]

Or headtaker?

[spare talon]

Blocking is kind of niche, it's usually for a couple of things
Getting to a safe spot when you're overwhelmed by ragers
Safely repositioning
Or blocking boss attacks that typically hit even when you try to dodge

[calm salmon]

Might be the combo of both back in the day on heavy sword

[hexed igloo]

I usually only block when there's no other option of recourse

[sterile stone]

Blocking the plogryn's belly flop stops you from getting launched into the stratosphere.

So there's that.

[calm salmon]

Yeah, block should always be used against plogryn charge

[chrome wave]

blocking the proj portion of flamer fire with shield weapons so that you can get instantly block broken

[calm salmon]

you don't go flying away when he hits you

and stomps if you can't reliably dodge it on hab dreyko

[long oasis]

it also deletes all your stamina so debateably useful

[calm salmon]

so you don't get yeeted off the map and look like a moron

[sterile stone]

Laughs in arbities

[spare talon]

I know my friend realized that chaos spawn are absolutely trivial. Once you realize you can block most of their shit and they just can't do anything about it.
Sword captains too, their fast swing combo is super deadly but blocking is your best counter to it rather than dodging, but that's more of a havoc thing since they're not much of a threat in normal games.

[sterile stone]

I mean I'm not debating that shit

[hexed igloo]

I be pulling my shotpistol just to block that shit lmao it's so funny

[sterile stone]

Do I break my guard

[hexed igloo]

Pogryn is water my shield is a duck

[sterile stone]

Or do I go flying over the railing

Simple choice

[calm salmon]

so you don't get yeeted off the map and look like a moron

See:

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/weirdcat-funnycat-psychich-assault-gif-66649479801514757

[chrome wave]

instead of blocking sword captain combo you can just outspace it by backdodging far enough

[spare talon]

When I was first being told what the operation was gonna be, my stepmom said that 1 of her co-workers actually has had it for years, and she had never known until the co-worker told her.

Because you literally just can't tell

[sterile stone]

Now if only we'd be allowed to kick over barrels and actually send them into a horde

[spare talon]

You can't like see the tube or anything.

[hexed igloo]

They could be living among us

[sterile stone]

My life would be complete

[spare talon]

Yeah but you're still better off blocking as you do that rather than not

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2spy-he-could-be-any-one-of-us-gif-22141763

[sterile stone]

Fucken tube man

Hay Vek made something like you

[spare talon]

You mean vay hek

And he made the ghouls

Youre thinking of tyl regor

[sterile stone]

Whomst ever

[spare talon]

Scientist of the tube men

[sterile stone]

I just remember the underwater lab mission

[spare talon]

I still have a signature by the way

[sterile stone]

And mention of the tube men

[obsidian prairie]

A tube in your spine is kinda entertaining

[spare talon]

He called me a lizard

[obsidian prairie]

All I'm getting is a few rods and screws

[spare talon]

My brother is actually in contact with him

[sterile stone]

Kril will forever be best Grineer

[spare talon]

Because he's also a huge magic the gathering nerd

[sterile stone]

Because he quotes pulp fiction

[spare talon]

And he's commissioning my brother to make proxy warframe cards for it. After he showed him some of the ones he had made and brought to tennocon to gift to the VAs at tennocon 2023 (?)

Whichever the tennocon 1999 was revealed at

[sterile stone]

Will the money pay for a better tube?

[spare talon]

That's the one we were there for

[ivory marlin]

@solar gorge

[ashen panther]

I met someone that actually knew how to use smite well

[spare talon]

Wtf it doesnt embed

[ashen panther]

it was mindblowing

[spare talon]

Hold on

[sterile stone]

I've removed your embed privs

Get chungalunga'd nerd

[hexed igloo]

Lies

The way to use smite well is to equip assail

[median steeple]

Galanga

[sterile stone]

Nah this isn't the one

There's another where he's specifically pissed off the tenno killed them or some shit

[plush estuary]

tube men

[long oasis]

tyl regor has great jeans

[sterile stone]

I do miss the underwater grineer labs

And the Gustrag 3 randomly showing up

[long oasis]

wait

[misty nova]

Alright so

Cole getting tubed

Means

Admech next class

https://tenor.com/view/why-didn't-i-think-of-that-mrboss-smiling-friends-frowning-friends-of-course-gif-14810131280811766713

[sterile stone]

Bro probably testing the class

As we speak

And we won't know til like june

[spare talon]

This has gotta be one of my best drugged up banger posts

[sterile stone]

I just realized

You're our 2nd ward patient

The first being Ciaphas

[median steeple]

@copper hawk

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/maki-slide-cha-cha-slide-jujutsu-kaisen-maki-maki-zenin-gif-12289479484736587559

Who?

:^)

[sterile stone]

I know you know them mfs

[solar gorge]

true

[mystic ether]

That clown car trio that kept sending me death threats in my ship's emails?

[median steeple]

speaking of voting @solar gorge

[sterile stone]

They'll run yah shit if you have a bad team

[mystic ether]

Team?

[ivory marlin]

Cant wait for rem to release first or second

[median steeple]

I spent the last teamfight doing that

[ivory marlin]

RAHHHHHH

[copper hawk]

lmfao

[mystic ether]

I'm being dumb as hell but back then they were beyond pushovers.

[copper hawk]

how do i share builds

like

w the number

[median steeple]

idk

[ivory marlin]

What is that background music

[copper hawk]

420067

put that in the search bar

[long oasis]

WITNESS ME

[mystic ether]

I was financing entire clan dojos by taking barely a quarter of material reserves in exchange for guaranteed memberships and privileges.

[long oasis]

im glad I spent 10 minutes making this

[ivory marlin]

Crazy

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464032488278982968/1464212556330569802/VOTE_VENATORRRRRR.gif

[mystic ether]

I. Unfortunately. Actually used to hustle plat and other crap way back then. Game is totally different now but yeah. Silly shit only in warframe once you get to that breakaway point in your mod stash and formas

[copper hawk]

@median steeple u need to get at least till ur magazine size is 20 or 21

[median steeple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1N4qlESxDs&list=RDD1N4qlESxDs&start_radio=1

[copper hawk]

from hitting the gambling machines

u know how to always get the buffs right ?

[median steeple]

hitting it at the right time?

[copper hawk]

yah

[median steeple]

or the bridge buf

[copper hawk]

the right time is when the thing starts ticking up

after u hit it enough times

[ivory marlin]

I have a picture somewhere from when i used the underground fish market

[solar gorge]

with heavy melee, u can get a buff with a light too

if you don't have the time

[copper hawk]

when it gets to the THIRD TO THE LAST LIGHT charge up a HEAVY and hit it

[solar gorge]

you just get 3 with heavy melee

[copper hawk]

practice

i show u

[spare talon]

Yeah I remember ciaphas being in the hospital for something and I was reminded of that

[mystic ether]

When did that get added? I pretty much totally stopped playing like

[spare talon]

@median steeple what did you do again

[mystic ether]

Eh...probably around the time just before Mesa originally dropped. Then I randomly came back years later and barelu played for like

[ivory marlin]

The underground fish markets always been a thing

[mystic ether]

Idk

Barely a day

[long oasis]

the fish have been in the game since 2016

[median steeple]

Kidney stone

[mystic ether]

Huh. I genuinely never knew about those.

[ivory marlin]

Probably people just giving away plat more minimum shit

[hexed igloo]

Infinite cobblestone generator

[mystic ether]

Where, actually?

[long oasis]

or 2017

[mystic ether]

Oh yeah by then i wouldn't have known at all if they dropped by 2016

[ivory marlin]

Go on a roller coaster

OR

Bottom surgery

[south prism]

video of a fox

[obsidian prairie]

One answer ass question

[hexed igloo]

Why would I pay for bottom surgery when I have a guillotine right here

[long oasis]

liar

[ivory marlin]

Huh?

[mystic ether]

Actually, let me challenge that by looking up Mesa's debut date. It was right around then that I was finally calling it on that game. Machine was just busted and couldn't do anything without blue screening at the time and warframe was probably the only other ftp game I was really into besides whatever kmmorpg nonsense I was soloing in.

[hexed igloo]

Yall should play arknights endfield it's pretty fire

[sterile stone]

I tried to return

[hexed igloo]

They put factorio in my gacha game

[mystic ether]

At least according to the wiki it was 2014.

[sterile stone]

Looked at the fact I was still missing Nitain Extract

Was like

Nah I'm good

Uninstalled

[spare talon]

Owie

What'd they do to you there

[obsidian prairie]

My friend whos into like 5 anime gambling games was on that day 1 so uhhh
No

[mystic ether]

According to this source it was back in 2017 (https://forums.warframe.com/topic/854253-warframe-update-22-plains-of-eidolon/)

[spare talon]

Wait that kinda looks like a Baylor hospital with the wheelchair and IV

[south prism]

why did they strap you down

are you dangerous

[spare talon]

Caiphas has rabies but its fine

[south prism]

do kidney stones make noises when you walk around

[median steeple]

I was throwing up from the pain we had to call the ambalamce

[spare talon]

Do they jingle like coins

[median steeple]

they gave the most morphine they could before I would OD

didn't work

[south prism]

yeah!!!!!!!

[mystic ether]

Was there something else to this underground market? Just trying to verify so I can be performatively upset that I made less plat and hustled harder than I needed to

[south prism]

my dad had a kidney stone at home once

he cried a lot

[ivory marlin]

It was just fish

[spare talon]

Ow
Yeah I wasnt in that much pain they gave me Tylenol and codine 😭

[ivory marlin]

Mainly the ones with funny names

[wraith halo]

Some people are genetically resistant to the stuff. I'm so sorry you had to go through that pain :c

[median steeple]

jesus I couldn't imagine

[mystic ether]

Were they just that stupidly circulated in the auction house? Back then it was just like

[spare talon]

But they still got me fucked up bad enough they made me endure what looked like a seizure so

[south prism]

at least you're ok now!!

[mystic ether]

Higher value mods, inflated novelty mods, inflated blueprints and...

[median steeple]

I don't understand I think my body destroyed the stone because when I pissed it wasn't there

[south prism]

stop drinking those white monsters.......

[spare talon]

I mean when I was all drugged up on my tylenol and codine with muscle relaxeners
I was mostly fine

Just kind of uncomfortable

[long oasis]

what am I supposed to drink then

[south prism]

muscle relaxers are peak

[ivory marlin]

No it was dead ass “heres a fish” “oh ok here is 10k plat”

[mystic ether]

I think that was it? And of course mats but that could always be up in the air

[mystic ether]

Yep. Sounds about right.

[south prism]

um. worer. from a btole.

[long oasis]

u cant trade mats

[spare talon]

They literally gave me double vision for anything. That wasn't three inches from my face.

[south prism]

good times..

[long oasis]

honestly I dont even miss old warframe

[mystic ether]

Could kinda trade em...

[long oasis]

were still in peak warframe

[mystic ether]

If they were perhapa gained from a carried mat run

[long oasis]

because eleanor exists

I love her so much she is so pretty and could shove her tongue down my throat!!!

[ivory marlin]

Don’t miss stamina?

Crazy

[long oasis]

I wasnt there for that

[south prism]

we did some once in hs when we were volunteering at a haunted trail

[long oasis]

I started right as plains came out I think

[spare talon]

Since I had time to pass, I was just playing games on my phone, ones that are on both pc and mobile but I primarily play on desktop controls and have on mobile just in case
So here I was doing like daily and weekly shit on mobile controls i've barely used with double vision

[long oasis]

or like right before

[south prism]

another time i had a friend take viagra as a joke and he had a boner for 8 hours and started crying

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/eleanor-nightingale-warframe-warframe-1999-warframe-eleanor-the-hex-gif-9049148453705591498

[mystic ether]

I cry. I just wasn't able to play anymore by the time that dropped so I just lost full interest for years. They had my ass in there too when I had free time I didn't want to spend elsewhere or couldn't.

[spare talon]

Watch at like 0:28 where I press the wrong spot where I see the button like 4x before I try the right spot

Simply cuz i saw double
Some of these environments looked like controlverse level shit it was crazy with what I was seeing

[mystic ether]

I couldn't fished my way to my dumbfuck mod collection for stances at the time.

[south prism]

density 2

[mystic ether]

Damn. Womp womp.

[spare talon]

Wrong

[south prism]

density 3

[spare talon]

Wrong and right

[south prism]

the final frontier

[obsidian prairie]

p5x fucked up on codine

[south prism]

is that the new destiny game

like the weird mobile one

[long oasis]

theres a new destiny game?

[spare talon]

Yeah

[south prism]

ohhh wow

[ivory marlin]

I like current warframe

[hexed igloo]

Just had a mf act all offended bc I told him to pay for his shit before opening it

[spare talon]

The one bungie gave net easy an ip license for

[long oasis]

netease slop

[south prism]

i need to try it out

[long oasis]

but not like bungle does it any better

[spare talon]

The worst part is
Its got me playing when actual destiny isnt

[mystic ether]

I could only really play that game if I had friends that genuinely just wanted to spend time using farm sessions as chat sessions because ain't no way I'm catching the same vibe anymore. Literally a different person at this point with how I approach those kinds of games.

[spare talon]

And it does plenty better than destiny

[south prism]

i saw lightfall is $3 now

still not enough to get me back in!!

[long oasis]

still not worth it

peak destiny was destiny 1

[spare talon]

Kez is so pissed that the fallen themed weapons in this game are infinitely cooler

[long oasis]

because my brain wasnt fully developed back then so I still had fun

[spare talon]

Like the scout rifle in that

[mystic ether]

I played it very briefly for maybe an hour or so. Idk what the fuck is going on atp but there is just a shitton of things to just do so for whoever is really down for it, boom yall got it. Into the mines with ye.

[ivory marlin]

You left off pre drifer yeah?

[mystic ether]

Idk who that is.

[sterile stone]

Good

The British deserve no happiness.

[spare talon]

You get an actual customizable clan space

And sparrow racing

[mystic ether]

Drifer? Warframe npc?

[long oasis]

like dojo level customization?

[long oasis]

dont search it up if u ever want to play through the story

massive spoiler

[ivory marlin]

Nvm then

[ivory marlin]

Not really

[mystic ether]

It's warframe, I'll be fine.

The likelihood of me even remembering this is low.

[ivory marlin]

You get access to duviri when you first boot up the game

[spare talon]

Not dojo, its a mobile game technically
Dojo is a hard level to reach, there's literally a type of art style that was invented from how customizable dojos are

[mystic ether]

I genuinely forget most spoilers.

[spare talon]

But it is customizable
Which is better than actual destiny Not having a clan space for your clan at all

[long oasis]

thats still pretty cool tho

[mystic ether]

Who is duviri? :V

[ivory marlin]

Its a game mode

Basically roughlike mode

[mystic ether]

Mm.

[long oasis]

ik cole hates his drifter after the update

or maybe it was someone else

[spare talon]

Open world/roguelite area with 3 modes you can play in it

[ivory marlin]

My drifter looks nice

[long oasis]

mine has a long face

like a horse

[mystic ether]

Oh wait is that what that ghost shit is?

Or whatever the fuck?

[spare talon]

Define ghost shit

[mystic ether]

Remember seeing someone stream years ago

[spare talon]

Like silvery blobs resembling humanoids with wings

[mystic ether]

Some guy or whatever that could just be swapped out or something and not a warframe nor the um

Forgot their names but the egg dog/big cat things

[long oasis]

sentinels?

[mystic ether]

Never saw it before.

[spare talon]

Necramech?

[mystic ether]

Not the drones, no.

[spare talon]

Mech being the keywors

[long oasis]

like an actual dude right

a person

[mystic ether]

Was answering six there. I don't think I ever saw mechs at any point.

[mystic ether]

Mhm.

Idr if they could move.

They just swapped out with the warframe, cleared the area then swapped back to frame.

[long oasis]

yea spoilers but ||you get a human you can transfer into and use + they're fully customizable||

[ivory marlin]

My drifter

[mystic ether]

Oh they got to that point now ig.

[ivory marlin]

No mullet options sadly

[spare talon]

Spoilers whisper whisper whisper

FLASHBANG

[mystic ether]

Yeah idc personally but for whoever else, sure np hit the spoilers.

[ivory marlin]

Dod you see the new drifter faces

[long oasis]

master of comedic timing

[ivory marlin]

They actually look like gruff masc men

[spare talon]

With the hotfix?

[ivory marlin]

No

Next update

In march

[spare talon]

Oh no I only watched warframeguys abridged devstream

[ivory marlin]

Coming with the thicc painter frame and the dagath nude skin

[spare talon]

Ive yknow

[long oasis]

there are also frames that are technically people now

[spare talon]

Been in the fucking hospital

[mystic ether]

Idek how I'd just jump back. Prefer to just make my own goals and it usually starts at collecting mods for higher level content or whatever.

[long oasis]

like eleanor!!

[ivory marlin]

Oh true

[ivory marlin]

MID

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/eleanor-nightingale-warframe-warframe-1999-warframe-eleanor-the-hex-gif-9049148453705591498

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/lettie-leticia-garcia-warframe-1999-warframe-1999-gif-6884902705412560096

[long oasis]

fuck u

[spare talon]

But I am excited to build vauban now

[ivory marlin]

Replied to himself

Embarrassing

[long oasis]

I would probably just do the story first because it gives you a lot of stuff for free

[long oasis]

fuck u !!!!

[ivory marlin]

Shirtless vauban 😩

[mystic ether]

Yeah, whatever that 1999 thing is or whatever? Or other warframes that might as well be more esteemed characters and not a placeholder for a warframe?

[long oasis]

yea

[mystic ether]

Did they change their minds?

Like with the story?

[ivory marlin]

Wym

[long oasis]

theres a whole chatting minigame too like they hired a romance studio to write dialogue trees and shit

[spare talon]

Hold up I need to pee so let me break all of the rules everyone put in place including the doctors so I can stand up and shuffle a few feet into the next room and fry chicken

[mystic ether]

I remember frames being more of a kind of fleet of frames narratively.

[long oasis]

regular frames are still like that

these are kinda just exceptions to the rule

[ivory marlin]

Oh yeah ok, basically are regular frames are infested and stuffed in to suits

[mystic ether]

Like ash isn't the ash but an ash for example.

Ah okay. Got it.

[civic merlin]

for stealth zealot, which grenade better for rescuing?

[spare talon]

Kim chats are kino tho

[long oasis]

whos your favorite

[spare talon]

Kalymos

[ivory marlin]

These guys are ingested with different strain of infestation called the coda?

Making them

Human

And themselves

[long oasis]

u cant talk to cats

[ivory marlin]

But warframe

[mystic ether]

Mm like um. Valkyr way back unless something changed. I wouldn't know.

[spare talon]

Stealth

No grenade will help you more

[mystic ether]

Oh wait is 1999 kind of harkening back to uh

[civic merlin]

well basically what happened was team got wiped, i used stealth to get out of the situation

so stealth on CD lol

[ivory marlin]

Chroma is the only known frame to never be controlled by a tenno

[mystic ether]

It was the game that actually is where glaives came from.

[spare talon]

Thats like asking which is better for stabbing on a sword build, hammer or mace

[mystic ether]

Did they combine the two?

[ivory marlin]

Dark sector?

No

[mystic ether]

That was the name yeah

[ivory marlin]

Its regular warframe

[spare talon]

Stuns are the best but you have to be smart about it

[ivory marlin]

Just a different universe back in the past

[long oasis]

chroma lore confuses me

[spare talon]

They snapshot stun the enemies in its radius, so new ones can still walk in unphasrd

[mystic ether]

Ah.

I was thinking that it was a merge of sorts.

[ivory marlin]

Me too man

[long oasis]

weird cryptic line at the end of the quest that never gets elaborated on

[mystic ether]

Like the setup for dark sector, but it's just 1999. I have never remembered anything friends really into it told me.

[ivory marlin]

Nah, basically the guy who invented the tenno and made the i difference mad at us is tryna figure out ways to kill it

[mystic ether]

Good to know though

[spare talon]

Mutants, bosses, any fire specialist or other disabled kinda fucks up stun rescues a lot

[civic merlin]

it was the tree mission hablock or whatever. You go up the first elevator, and twins spawn. When Im playing scum, I can just wipe the area with rocket spam.

its really congested

its when yo ustart scanning

[mystic ether]

Is that what that fucked up chair is for?

[ivory marlin]

And so he went back in time TWICE to make a different kind of warframe

[ivory marlin]

Fucked up chair?

[mystic ether]

In the ship

[civic merlin]

not sure what to do as stealth zealot, theres both a mob and twins causing chaos

[mystic ether]

Flesh operating chair

[ivory marlin]

Oh no thats just the helmith

Hes our uhhh

[long oasis]

kill them with your sword

[ivory marlin]

Infested strain

Just chillin

[spare talon]

The reveal for 1999 was so peak
Nine inch nails was such an inspired choice made for it
The track was perfect, called into the void, lyrics lines up with the story amazingly, and the track itself was released in, you guessed it, 1999

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/feels-crying-will-smith-sad-gif-14770497

Guess that's new. Alright then.

[ivory marlin]

Yeah thats what all the warframes are made of

[long oasis]

the ost tracks are also pretty nice

[ivory marlin]

Thats why he can eat them! And give their powers to other frames

[mystic ether]

Oh they actually tied that in harder then. Cool

[civic merlin]

its not like i acn just solo the whole thing, is there a good room clear option? Throw a bunch of immolation?

[mystic ether]

Not the chair but the relationship that infested have with frames.

[civic merlin]

I guess chorus

[spare talon]

General control till stealth is up, prioritize any non twin bosses then general enemies first

[ivory marlin]

Mines name is phrog

You get to name them

[spare talon]

Twins have a 25% health damage cap on hit, so stealth kinda doesnt do much to them

[mystic ether]

There's a bunch of gaps that I don't know but I'm enjoying the goofy "oh that's new" whenever I ask abour warframe.

[ivory marlin]

Real

[spare talon]

25% or 20% I forgot

[civic merlin]

i think you can still backstab when shield is down?

[mystic ether]

Oh okay so we just let infested on the ship now? Cool fuck it. Lmao

[civic merlin]

or is that different from captains?

[mystic ether]

Wait.

[plush estuary]

20

[ivory marlin]

Best song in 1999 ost is seek it in the flesh

[spare talon]

Yes but like I said
They still have the health damage cap

[mystic ether]

...is there an infested frame?

[spare talon]

So its not really worth it on them

Against captain health it is tho

[civic merlin]

oh, so its different from captains

[ivory marlin]

Nidus is pure infested

[civic merlin]

no wonder i kept thinking i was messing up the gank

[mystic ether]

Neat. Finally.

[ivory marlin]

Hes fun

[mystic ether]

What's um

[ivory marlin]

Health tank

[mystic ether]

Limbo up to these days? I remember loving him for the flavor at the time but the frame was a little fucked on debut.

[long oasis]

I like when they dropped the arcane that makes you functionally immortal

[ivory marlin]

LMAO

Dead in a back alley

[civic merlin]

ya ive been using fat stealth zealot to good efect, but i havnt been using blades too much. Thinking of switching it out for a grenade for when things become a mess

[mystic ether]

Damn

[spare talon]

Yeah
Twin shields have no damage cap on hit, which is why the pop so fast, but normal captains do have a hit dmg cap on the shield so they pop much slower by comparison, which is why doing faster atks, even if its WAY less dmg, can break their shield faster, cuz youre not being throttled by that cap

[ivory marlin]

Bros needed a rework since 2018

[plush estuary]

bubble is 50% cap for twins

[ivory marlin]

Just not high on priority

[mystic ether]

Limbo just was a cool concept all the way down to me.

[ivory marlin]

Next rework is chroma

[mystic ether]

Most of the frames are conceptually

[ivory marlin]

After vauban

[mystic ether]

Even if they may be ass.

[spare talon]

Functionally unnoticeable imo

[plush estuary]

yeah

[mystic ether]

Vauban. Ah yes.

[plush estuary]

most weapons cant reach easily

[ivory marlin]

Limbo gets dodgers tho

[mystic ether]

One of the Fellas.

[spare talon]

Which is why i never remember

[ivory marlin]

Cuz he sucks so bad

[spare talon]

Limbos passive is cool as fuck too bad hes giga balls

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[spare talon]

And annoying to play

[mystic ether]

Np. My main experience with wf was solo because my internet was really really back then.

[long oasis]

limbo is still top choice for spy missions

[ivory marlin]

His 1 is fun to spam on teammates

[ivory marlin]

Real

Solo lets me pause

[mystic ether]

But limbo was just cool. Reality veil hopping trickster

[civic merlin]

i find relic blade overheats so fast when fighting mobs

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[civic merlin]

whats the mechanic on that, dmg delt?

[mystic ether]

"Oh? You're real? No. No You're not."

:^)

[long oasis]

because heat increases per attack

[civic merlin]

oh

[spare talon]

I typically use the aoe bolter sorta to fill that niche, the aoe has stagger so you can make space for whatever you need, and you can vaporized hordes in an instant to make tons of space

[long oasis]

and also maybe per enemies hit but idrk

[spare talon]

Over time, and per swing, with light/heavy generating different amounts
Inspecting the weapon and hovering over the heat stat should give exact numbers of yours

[ivory marlin]

Hes fun for solo spy

Otherwise not really worth it

@spare talon best song in the ost https://open.spotify.com/track/4uUfk2CkcGbhpUu8lyx1LL?si=eIZY5RAeT3iVYfx8HzoY1w

[long oasis]

techrot encore tracks are all bangers

[ivory marlin]

Real

[long oasis]

https://open.spotify.com/album/0hB3lB1mBHbGUk8IiJzt2h

[civic merlin]

shattering and bleed?

[spare talon]

No thats normal bolter

[long oasis]

pinning fire fire frenzy

[spare talon]

This bolter is better for little guys, and you use it for big guys as a last resort a lot of the time

That combo

What he said

[long oasis]

u run bleed on normal bolter?

I thought it was like surgical shattering

[spare talon]

Adds up to 87.5% dmg on the aoe explosion, as long as youre getting kills with direct hits to stack fire frenzy

[spare talon]

On zealot? Nah

[civic merlin]

what perks

[spare talon]

Puncture is free damage with shattering into literally everything

[spare talon]

Flak and unarmored
I personally havent tested maniac breakpoints, but you have knives if youre running this, so it doesn't matter

Making it better at what its good at

[civic merlin]

ah

[spare talon]

More damage against yhe little guys, but specifically the ones that last a little longer (faction non elites like bruisers and stuff)

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/drifter-deadlock-drifter-deadlock-gif-7483497942060926526

[spare talon]

It really is a gamechanger to have knife cancel swap into a gun that makes anything within 6m of where you shot piss their pants

[long oasis]

is that a hitler type character

[ivory marlin]

You seem like youd like mid lane

[long oasis]

I dont know any of the deadlockers

[ivory marlin]

They all are

[spare talon]

Esp since if youre playing real zealot (not book), your control and space making options are limited

And this gun can do that

[ivory marlin]

Aside from vyper and ivy

[median steeple]

some are more hitler

drifter is an #ethicalhitler

[spare talon]

You can literally pace shots near a trapped teammate as you close in to un net them

Wow

They never got touched

I bet that teammate thinks youre dope and wholesome now

They've never seen anyone do something like that before

[ivory marlin]

Explaining who the new characters to a friend whos never played and i called rem hitler and he was real concerned

[spare talon]

Fuck valve for making deadlock another fucking moba

[deft badge]

Nah, any character with infinite scaling in any mmo is mecha hitler

[spare talon]

Yeah we got all these cool characters with amazing kits and awesome movement and mechanics

[deft badge]

Now also learn what all 3000 of these items do

[spare talon]

Let's put them in the worst kind of game mankind has ever conceived

[long oasis]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3AsJGn8DOS2vravY2se3x0?si=99ffcdf2daae4aeb
This reminds me of an american rock song but I cant place it

[spare talon]

Fuck you valve

Fuck

You

[deft badge]

Tbh

I would prefer it be a moba to a hero shooter

[spare talon]

Id prefer the inverse

[long oasis]

is it not both

how is it not a hero shooter

[ivory marlin]

Its kinda both tho

[hexed igloo]

Worst of both worlds

[spare talon]

Takes 2 a minute tutorial to be able to enjoy the game for what it is rather than 2000 hours of self hatred to sign your soul away and finally start playing the game

[hexed igloo]

Combining overwatch and league rough

[spare talon]

Deadlock is a game for unemployed people

[ivory marlin]

Im employed an i like it

[hexed igloo]

So it's darktide

[long oasis]

still better than league

[spare talon]

I dont mean that in a derogatory way to unemployed people

[hexed igloo]

I do

[median steeple]

MOBAs are like

[long oasis]

cuz theyre not offering dogshit skins for half a band

[median steeple]

THE FIRST "hero shooters"

[deft badge]

I understand what you mean tbh

Idk, I think i prefer it being a moba cause every hero shooter I've played it dogshit

[hexed igloo]

In a derogatory way toward unemployed people, deadlock is for unemployeds

[long oasis]

I hate poor people

[hexed igloo]

If you get a job you can play rivals

[spare talon]

I mean that as in
It is a game that exists for people who hate themselves enough to a play a game designed in a way where you will always suck at it and hate yourself and everything but still click rematch at 4 am

[deft badge]

But I do agree it's "play four digit hours to conceptually understand every match up and item interaction"

Beyond that dl has no set builds

[hexed igloo]

Real shit

[deft badge]

You can build whoever however

[long oasis]

why cant they just pull themselves up by their bootstraps

which used to mean doing something impossible

[plush estuary]

: (

[long oasis]

funny

[hexed igloo]

Your time is wrong it's 6:29pm

[long oasis]

send that again

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/dogdiesamengodbless-gif-23866738

[spare talon]

Too poor cant afford bootstraps
Or boots

[long oasis]

excellent

[plush estuary]

it hates cats

[spare talon]

:(

[plush estuary]

wtf

[hexed igloo]

They don't deserve boots or straps

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gato-shitpost-meme-kitty-gif-27138645

[deft badge]

Also, ||PRC makes me understand why Mal nuked these stupid bastard|| jelly don't read that

[long oasis]

oh true

[median steeple]

no one deserves anything

eat people

NOW

[plush estuary]

not eating hookers is killing your gains

[long oasis]

uve eaten hookers?

[hexed igloo]

A homeless person is like 180000 calories

[spare talon]

Who hasn't

[long oasis]

me

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/police-hooker-cat-dead-gif-25215401

[deft badge]

Yk

Someone out there is killing and eating hookers rn probably

[hexed igloo]

Yeah me

[long oasis]

you

[ivory marlin]

You cant say jelly dont read that

[deft badge]

Nah you're shitposting on discord

[ivory marlin]

Im so curious now

[deft badge]

Elden ring spoiler

[hexed igloo]

And you don't even have a way to verify that I don't

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2engineer-imposter-it-could-be-you-meme-tf2spy-gif-23428001

[ivory marlin]

Oh ok nvm

[plush estuary]

verry

[deft badge]

You can read it after you beat the dlc

[long oasis]

I should play nightreign again

dreglord is waiting for me

[hexed igloo]

||fear not he was even worse they've fixed him||

[ivory marlin]

I’ll probably forget by then but good to know

[deft badge]

Ik, I fought him on dlc release

Twice

[hexed igloo]

Yur

I love being able to see

Too bad

[deft badge]

I love AOE Spam

[deft badge]

Really fun boss

[hexed igloo]

My only real complaint with the sote bosses is the sheer amount of aoe spam

[deft badge]

Reminds me of Gael

[hexed igloo]

Literally all of em have it

[long oasis]

I liked balancers a lot

[deft badge]

It is genuinely all of them

[long oasis]

except for the random aoe nukes

[hexed igloo]

Straight sludge

[deft badge]

Everdark Balancers are the only boss I like as much as Dreglord fwiw

[long oasis]

havent fought it yet I saw a clip tho

[hexed igloo]

Some of the bosses I've fought in endfield have better thought out movesets

[long oasis]

theres a worm or something

[ivory marlin]

You can parry every rallana attack aside from her balls

[deft badge]

He just has the absolute worse of it tbh ||cause it's on like every motherfucking attack||

[long oasis]

would you still love me if I was a wyrm

[hexed igloo]

you can parry everything except the aoe spam

Yeah so

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/castlevania-symphony-of-the-night-alucard-gargoyle-vampire-gif-5600689134630327709

[ivory marlin]

I don’t love you right now

[long oasis]

ur opinion matters very little to me

bonesaws arent even that cool

[hexed igloo]

The better question to ask your significant other is "would you still love me if I was 13"

[ivory marlin]

💀

[long oasis]

13th ranked on csgo?

[hexed igloo]

Worm is easy you go haha yeah of course

[long oasis]

no

[deft badge]

Sorry, I don't want to be friends with a midget

[hexed igloo]

The height is the issue?

Interesting

[ivory marlin]

He stole it

[long oasis]

13 inches tall would be an issue

[deft badge]

I'm ngl

[hexed igloo]

Jar

[calm salmon]

CONCRETE

[deft badge]

I took " as the shorthand for inches

I didn't even register that was an Epstein statement

[long oasis]

did u guys hear abt the streamer

[calm salmon]

Lacari?

[hexed igloo]

I thought the speech marks at the start woulda cleared it up

[plush estuary]

no, I'm deaf

[long oasis]

he pulled up cp on stream or something

[long oasis]

yea

[calm salmon]

Yeah, Lacari

[deft badge]

I glossed over them ngl, my brain is melted from PRC

[calm salmon]

Had a notepad full of porn links that he showed on stream

[hexed igloo]

His notepad had a bunch of links written down

[ivory marlin]

Its hard to type with my left hand but he’s holding my right hand hostage

[calm salmon]

and a lot of them were. . . suspect, apparently

[spare talon]

Shadow of the erdtree? More like poop of the refundtree

[deft badge]

I'm gonna have a drink to properly but myself in the headspace of Harry and play DE now I think

[long oasis]

skill issue

[hexed igloo]

You should play endfield

[spare talon]

All my homies out here buying the overture dlc

[calm salmon]

de?

[ivory marlin]

The tube in you has changed you, the cole i knew wouldn’t have hated it

[plush estuary]

Dark Elden

de

[deft badge]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-elysium-smile-gif-17859376

[hexed igloo]

Lies of piss just another mid soulslop imo

[calm salmon]

oh

[hexed igloo]

It's alright but that's it

[calm salmon]

disco elysium

never played it

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Yes

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I liked it but overture was much better

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It's very well written so far

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You're wrong and stupid and bald and fat

[ivory marlin]

It has a jacket that says piss f*****

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Lies of p is actually better than elden ring
I will literally not budge on this

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All I have left to do in elden ring is gather cookbooks and hefty pots and I'll start NG+ but I don't want to rn

[hexed igloo]

It's the exact same game as Code Vein and AI Limit but reskinned

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It's better than the dark souls trilogy

[ivory marlin]

I liked lies of p but all i played was the demo

[hexed igloo]

It's OK at best bro

[long oasis]

I think u just like twinks

[hexed igloo]

I clocked it

It gets to a point

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The only thing that meets is sekiro

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It's the tube sucking away his neurons

[hexed igloo]

Sekiro is better than ds2 and worse than ds3

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Sekiro is unironically one of my least favorite "soulsborne" games

[ivory marlin]

Everything is better than ds2

[hexed igloo]

Exactly

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Sekiro is the best from soft game and its not even close

Whether you consider it souls or not

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https://tenor.com/view/armoredcore-gif-10847445

[hexed igloo]

I jest It's solid I clocked divine severance and allat it was lowkenuinely too easy

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Idk about that

Id take Armored Core For Answer on PC over like

Any other FS game atp

God knows the PS3 couldn't fucking run it

[hexed igloo]

I'm a diehard bloodborne glazer but ac6 is great, ds3 is solid, sekiro is decent

Elden ring is good, imo base game is stronger than sote

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Ac6 is cool because it's an AC game on PC but I do not like it more than For Answer by a longshot

Its better than Verdict Day tho

[hexed igloo]

I'm not autistic enough to play any other ac games

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Ive played like

Every AC game Nexus on

[hexed igloo]

Yeah and you're the most autistic person I know

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So far

[chrome wave]

if they remake/remaster all the previous armored core titles for pc i would do unspeakable things

[hexed igloo]

Mate I'd call my entire friend group a much harsher word for it

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Lies of p dlc final boss, on ng+5, in which they added an update to make ng+ scaling significantly more aggressive compared to other souls games

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I would forgive Mike Zakki for putting so much AoE spam in SoTE

[hexed igloo]

Holding block looks riveting yeah

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Blocking a few hits in a row without recovering the temp damage would be fatal here

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The NG scaling is dogshit

Why would I want it to be more aggressive

[spare talon]

But youre not
Hold it would get you killed

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Like i only +7'd these games because I felt obligated to not because I enjoyed it lmfao

[hexed igloo]

Sote has some dogwater ng scaling ngl ng+1 lvl 245 and I be getting 3 tapped by black knights

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I already know PRC is gonna be like

2 tapping me with the rings on for resistance

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Youre basically sekiro deflecting it, but with much tighter timing

[hexed igloo]

Ik how it works I played my fair share

Lying piss feels weightless and floaty and not in a good way its the same complaint as all the others it doesn't feel good to play

My favorite weapon was the acid dagger like that's fucked up

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The only other soulslikes I've bothered to play are The Surge and Hellpoint

Entirely for the aesthetics

[hexed igloo]

The surge is decent but they fucked the balancing in both games

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I agree lmfao

[hexed igloo]

In the first there were just random comedically strong enemies that require godlike reflexes

And then in the 2nd it's all gank fights

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I totally get why no one actually played surge 1 tbh

[hexed igloo]

I tried to I really did

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Idk man
My favorite two weapons are the dlc gun blade like in that video
And the katana that has a hard counter window during the heavy attack windup that does an instant stagger and counter attack with giga damage

[hexed igloo]

Giga damage is cool and all but like it just doesn't feel good to play

[spare talon]

The gun blade is just sex the weapon

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Does it have invasions?

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Lies of p is fully singleplayer

[hexed igloo]

My favorite souls ripoff is Mortal Shell

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Eh

My favorite part of souls games is the invasion pvp I'm ngl

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There are human bosses akin to scripted invasions, but no actual pvp

I hate souls pvp

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I love souls pvp

[hexed igloo]

And the human bosses suck so much balls to fight I'm ngl

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Its my favorite part of the game

[spare talon]

Like lemme play the game I don't wanna be at the whims of your 900 ping

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I mean yeah but every game sucks if you have a laggy match

[hexed igloo]

It doesn't have invasions either but Mortal Shell is good it's a decently short 20hr affair to clock

It's hard

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Tbh

[hexed igloo]

Feels good to play tho I like it

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I am about to do NG+ entirely for a ring then pvp for like

Another 150 hours lmfao

I can look at them but my favorite part of souls games is the pvp

I like invasion style pvp, its why I like sniper elite 5 so much

[spare talon]

Well if youre there for pvp then ofc lies of p isnt gonna be your thing cuz it exists to give exclusively a pve souls game

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I'm not exclusively there for pvp fwiw, it's just the most fun aspect of the game for me.

I'll use finger paste just to get invaded tbh

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Combining basically all the tools and mechanics from the existing fromsoft games, into one game, and making it work, sometimes even better than before

[hexed igloo]

The legion arm is cool but not as much of a centerpoint as it should be imo

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Can't say im the biggest fan of bloodbornes rally mechanic when majority of the time trying to capitalize on it just digs yourself a deeper hole

[hexed igloo]

Uhhh shrimply a krill issue

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Depends on your weapon taste ime

[spare talon]

But in lies of p its tied to a mechanic, and you have a variety of ways of getting it back

Also I have and older ps4 sl bloodborne runs like poop from a butt and it makes me want to add more holes in my skull than I already do rn

[hexed igloo]

The heavier weapons usually have higher rally for more hp per slap, but it also was never intended for you to be able to heal a shitload off it I think

Recover a little and chill

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Ime the best weapons for it were things that could stagger

Like beast cutter

[hexed igloo]

Beast cutter so peak

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But that thing was also just

Beast cutter lmfao

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Like holy shit I want to like it but a 30 fps cap that it cant even reach and is being throttled down to 20ish cuz of shit hardware is just

[hexed igloo]

Nuff said

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Nightmarish

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I havent played BB in probably 5 years tbh

[hexed igloo]

If you have half an hour you can run it 60fps on your pc

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No ps4 anymore

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Emulating it finally works well?

[spare talon]

Playing bloodborne was less like a game and more like an endurance test until I needed Tylenol for the headache it was making me develop

[hexed igloo]

Been working bro clocked it almost 6mon ago on my pc

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Theyre talking about ER in general too

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Neat, I'll look into that soon then

[spare talon]

I am literally
Unable to move from my bed to my desk

[hexed igloo]

If you want I can run u thru it once I get home