Next book she’s been banging rawne
#zealot-class
calm salmon
Like straight up King level juxtaposition
wheat matrix
I mean it could be worse
sterile stone
@gray ice I just witnessed the most hood shit ever
wheat matrix
How much do you care about spoilers?
pale spindle
Average Fate plotline
wheat matrix
I want to complain about something
sterile stone
Never in my life would I have expected someone to hide Hennessy in a rillo zip lock
calm salmon
Just ||throw em in a spoiler tag|| for chat
calm salmon
otherwise I don't mind
carmine lance
Never in my life would I have expected someone to hide Hennessy in a rillo zip l...
What
sterile stone
Did you not know she changed her name?
I only talked to her like once recently then went about my life
calm salmon
Never in my life would I have expected someone to hide Hennessy in a rillo zip l...
That's the blackest thing I think I've ever heard
calm salmon
I'm so glad I'm a lightweight
hexed igloo
Insane
calm salmon
5 dollar shots? I only need 3
sterile stone
I mean being bottle staff is good money I hear
hexed igloo
I'm so glad I'm a lightweight
When I was going out I had a crisp 40% employee discount on everything so we ball
wheat matrix
5 dollar shots? I only need 3
||yoncy and dalin, gol koleda’s kids, criid’s kids, are woe machines. Literal chaos bioweapons. Dalin is entirely unaware of this, yoncy is also probably unaware. The swap would’ve had to have taken place on verghast because they were a weapon made by Heritor asphodel who died on verghast. It makes ZERO fucking sense and the only reason I can see him doing it is so a bunch of characters can die so abnett can introduce more characters now gaunt is a lord militant||
But it means the swap happened like
Over ten years ago
And nobody has managed to notice anything in all that time
calm salmon
That's really dumb
Yeah, how do you not notice ||Hey, I think these kids are fucking WEIRD and make me feel bad being near them||
calm salmon
Still, what a dumb plot point
wheat matrix
It’s so fucking stupid
And the only thing it really results in
Is killing a bunch of characters
||daur’s wife gets killed after being introduced like 2 books prior and having almost no real development. She joins the entourage, has like 2-3 scenes of note where she shops and interacts with some of the guard and then she gets turned into imperial purée and that’s that||
It’s literally just done for shock factor and ‘oooo it’s grim dark’
calm salmon
Like, at least ||Everyone ending up in prison after the Gelereon campaign makes sense because the Imperial Dogma is NOT forgiving - And Elijah Cuu had the world's largest hate boner for Bragg in all of the books so you knew he was going to do SOMETHING||
God dammit Abnett, you're better than this
wheat matrix
||Cuu was clearly insane, like when he tried larkins longlas and just fucking blasted everything with it||
heady rapids
epstein files
wheat matrix
||so, yoncy is actually sort of foreshadowed, and I think it could’ve worked, but dalin makes no fucking sense. He was his own character and had some decent development, like his relationship between caffran and koleda and stuff, but this just shits all over it and idk||
||we lose a bunch of ghosts to it, we lose like, banda, koleda and a couple others to it and they introduced new characters like a book before that are just… not really that interesting||
New characters including another fucking commissar
It’s a tiny regiment and they have four of them
It’s a really disciplined regiment too
sterile stone
epstein files
wheat matrix
On the bright side
Brinn milo is back!
For whenever Dan writes another book for the series
wheat matrix
Well I guess the ai bubble has popped
I don’t believe you
sterile stone
OpenAi is dying apparently
wheat matrix
Why?
heady rapids
if it's about it not being profitable then it's old news
sterile stone
Just looking into it atm
wheat matrix
Can’t even view it
drowsy steppe
heady rapids
"he values your education"
sterile stone
Can’t even view it
Take with a grain of salt
drowsy steppe
RAM prices going up cuz corpos refuses to pay artists 
wheat matrix
Lmao
solar gorge
pale spindle
god please
It won't, these numbers mean nothing when the US govt just bails them out every time they crash
heady rapids
glory to the epstein administration
glossy nimbus
All this to generate some shitty videos and images
pale spindle
All this to generate some shitty videos and images
Generative content is already what people do
Just look at reactubers
sterile stone
All this to generate some shitty videos and images
Apparently the microsoft ceo thinks we can beat the bubble
But ai software has to actively be widely adopted by more people
And not just tech companies
glossy nimbus
It seems like something thats going to implode.
In other words
sunken cost fallacy
heady rapids
ai in medicine and agriculture is so good but nah man another portion of slop please
I want more uhh
glossy nimbus
that is good, obviously.
heady rapids
dancing cats
heady rapids
and ai generated onlyfans models
yessss
we need more of that
grok take off your pants
sterile stone
glossy nimbus
So much resources just to make trash
pale spindle
I think AI's most sinister usage will be
heady rapids
u can generate fucking
thousands of pictures in minutes on a single 40 series gpu
why do we need full on
data centres for that shit
glossy nimbus
I think AI's most sinister usage will be
Character.ai
By making people have AI as friends/partners?
heady rapids
all them people need to be hanged
pale spindle
By making people have AI as friends/partners?
Sure but I think it will replace human intimacy
glossy nimbus
why do we need full on
Like we'd fucking know lmfao.
glossy nimbus
Sure but I think it will replace human intimacy
Not at this point. Not yet.
Though
there are subreddits dedicated to such
pale spindle
there are subreddits dedicated to such
glossy nimbus
A fear of mine is becoming really good friends with someone on discord and learning they were never real
heady rapids
hang them all
glossy nimbus
glossy nimbus
data centres for that shit
Likely for corporations like disney to generate billions of images.
doing Ai shit as a job might be the move ngl
heady rapids
nah but all that shit is being marketed and trying to cater to a big audience
like grok image generation
heady rapids
gemini
heady rapids
theres porn artists making 4k a month
my friend did that and got enough money to move to a different country
fully disclosing that it's ai and shit
heady rapids
arguably the worst part
glossy nimbus
please dm me it bro
heady rapids
he's also an actual artist tho so he made regular commissions alongside that
heady rapids
On this Account i'll post only AI, AI assisted art and stuff i do using AI as tool.
glossy nimbus
is that a message from him lmao
heady rapids
it's on that page
glossy nimbus
ah
heady rapids
he generates all that shit on his pc
glossy nimbus
sheesh
visual stream
fully disclosing that it's ai and shit
The worst part is that AI "art" is like the prime manifestation of the rule 34's text
I guarantee the creator of that rule never saw this coming
carmine lance
There are some things exempt from rule 34 but i think that’s just because the concept can not be 34’ed
Like how do you 34 plague inc
carmine lance
Crow mauler is a bitch ass motherfucker
Just blind the head and chop off gis arms
Man is fucking harmless
heady rapids
he a diddy blud
carmine lance
Damn
carmine lance
Im curious what the relation to jellyfish is though, with rher
And the green mist
Manebas, Lady of moon, both are related to rher
sterile stone
why do ppl keep saying "diddy blud"
You're trying to make sense of a generation of adults who grew up on depression and memes
Some with untreated mental issues.
carmine lance
How do I know if I grew up with depression
ornate bone
CS 1.6 players reliving their OP bullshit memories
sterile stone
How do I know if I grew up with depression
When was the last time you were inspired to do something
Or had any drive to want to do anything
There's more I'm missing.
But I use these two as the safe baseline
carmine lance
When was the last time you were inspired to do something
Last year
When I started drawing
carmine lance
Looks like I'm gonna have to put you down then
WHUH
calm salmon
https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283
please 🥺
carmine lance
WHAT DID I DO WRONG
calm salmon
Oh
sterile stone
Nothing
calm salmon
I was making a self-deprecating joke
sterile stone
That's the problem
calm salmon
Saying that arg should shotgun me
carmine lance
sterile stone
I was making a self-deprecating joke
calm salmon
<:Tom_stare:1302040441474256966>
You heard me
carmine lance
That's the problem
Suffering from success…
calm salmon
I was inspired to cook today
I made chicken and rice and beans 🤤
It was very yummy
void bison
ornate bone
rigor vivo
sterile stone
I made chicken and rice and beans 🤤
Look at em
heady rapids
hi wog
sterile stone
Get some pan fried tortillas
calm salmon
<a:frogshake:1127805947964837978>
Frog 
sterile stone
And you got yourself some good eats
calm salmon
I had tortilla wraps
but I didn't wanna dirty another pan lmao
the one I used to cook the chicken was too small
sterile stone
void bison
Frog <:pogryn:961977701533614130>
sterile stone
This is why we are thankful for the glorious dishwasher
calm salmon
Mine no longer works
Have to run the dishes two or three times to get them clean
so back to handwashing
sterile stone
My chest hurt
See this is why even tho apartments can be ass cause like
You don't own the place you're living in
Shiiit
calm salmon
Home ownership fucking sucks
If you can't afford to fix the shit in your home
(I cannot)
sterile stone
All I need is a single maintenance call and that bad boy is either getting replaced or repaired.
sterile stone
If you can't afford to fix the shit in your home
See this is why I'm hard passing on that.
calm salmon
I didn't really get a choice
ripe quest
Mine no longer works
Clean the filter 
sterile stone
drowsy steppe
calm salmon
Clean the filter <:Busy_Cat:1237500524589351076>
hmm
might be on to something
well I'm all worked out today
that is a tomorrow me problem
I have food to digest while I play lost planet
heady rapids
I hate the tiktok comment section
I hate the tiktok comment section
I hate the tiktok comment section
sterile stone
I won't lie
calm salmon
I don't use tiktok
drowsy steppe
I hate the tiktok comment section
I hate the tiktok comment section
I hate the...
thats kirkifying
sterile stone
You know you're getting older when you get happy to get new pots and pans
calm salmon
I have a pan that I need to season speaking of
sterile stone
Cast iron?
calm salmon
Nah, aluminum or something
sterile stone
calm salmon
You can season things not cast iron
all you're doing is baking a layer of oil fat onto it
so it doesn't stick
sterile stone
Sheeeeeit
I just wash them bad boys off
Toss a lil butter
We shmoovin
Maybe if I win the lottery
I'll use beef tallow
calm salmon
I want my eggs to slide around like they're at a water park
this pan does not allow that
sterile stone
You don't like copper pans?
sterile stone
Fair enough
calm salmon
I had like a pound of chicken for dinner lmao
gray ice
carmine lance
I get full very quickly
calm salmon
along with uh
drowsy steppe
evil
gray ice
The faces are sending me
carmine lance
gray ice
Thats insane I call Argus a bitch all the time
gray ice
LMAOOO
carmine lance
Ok fat and bitch together is a big nono apparently
sterile stone
I swear I can't go a single damn day without the universe reminding me y'all ain't shit
carmine lance
Calling someone a dumb whore is a ok tho
calm salmon
I gotta find some fun here before that
gray ice
It usually starts somewhere
drowsy steppe
Arg's my favorite token
sterile stone
I'm going to hell
I think that's a whole crock of shit
drowsy steppe
Im weak
sterile stone
All them lame ass mfs that hate people for existing are def going
gray ice
Troo
drowsy steppe
I have completely forgotten youre the 2nd person I know that uses compact UI
drowsy steppe
anime shit can go die in a hole
Im convinced youre just that jojo ahh character you have in that pfp
sterile stone
And I'm not trying to have my pfp copied and people larp as me again
carmine lance
anime shit can go die in a hole
Pot calling the kettle black there, huh?
gray ice
Im just here bro
calm salmon
Im convinced youre just that jojo ahh character you have in that pfp
Puri Puri Prisoner from One Punch man
calm salmon
Pot calling the kettle black there, huh?
glossy nimbus
fat
sterile stone
Im just here bro
This mf right here know I gotta stay anonymous in public places
gray ice
And I'm not trying to have my pfp copied and people larp as me again
I didn't know cosplaying the poverty stricken was in style
glossy nimbus
we cant say that word anymore.
sterile stone
I didn't know cosplaying the poverty stricken was in style
I swear being light skin is tough out here
I got the bean stalk here hating at every corner
carmine lance
https://klipy.com/gifs/thats-the-joke-simpsons
Oh I know lmao
gray ice
We both broke bruddah eez fine
sterile stone
We both broke bruddah eez fine
Yeah but I'm living somewhat well
I'm regretting the concrete floors
sterile stone
But that's why socks exist
gray ice
Exactly
calm salmon
Carpet is ass
glossy nimbus
i love corporate censorship
calm salmon
When I get the money, I'm ripping all the carpet out of my house
gray ice
My old place had tile it was hot cheeks
sterile stone
Yeah but you truly haven't experienced hell til you got outta bed bare foot
gray ice
Carpet>tile
calm salmon
Oh, I'm doing wood floors
sterile stone
And that ice cold ass floor feel like you just tip toed into ice water left in the freezer
calm salmon
Tile also sucks unless its in the kitchen
chrome wave
Yeah but you truly haven't experienced hell til you got outta bed bare foot
when you step into your carpetted bathroom but for some reason the floor is moist
calm salmon
My old house had carpet in the bathroom
calm salmon
one of the cats finally ripped it up
gray ice
Did you say carpeted bathroom
sterile stone
when you step into your carpetted bathroom but for some reason the floor is mois...
Carpet in the bathroom is psychotic work
gray ice
What in the ground zero for bio-weapon evolved viruses
chrome wave
Carpet in the bathroom is psychotic work
dude whoever was makin houses/apts in the 70s/80s was on some shit
drowsy steppe
that carpet finna be filled with shampoos and disease when its time to clean that shit up after 10 years
sterile stone
dude whoever was makin houses/apts in the 70s/80s was on some shit
Bruh people from ye olden days were making houses out of asbestos and shit
Them mfs really ain't know shit about saftey
real stirrup
Dookie encapsulating fabric
real stirrup
Calicos are Devil spawn
chrome wave
i mean they had the defense of not really knowing what asbestos/lead did for sure but man.... piss fur on the floor?\
calm salmon
Calicos are Devil spawn
Not true
she's baby
loud
but baby
She's a bit bigger than that now though. 8 months old and about 6 pounds
give or take
sterile stone
Well damn
Ngl my dog is the best friend a guy could ask for
Til he reverts back to factory settings
real stirrup
Daemon!!
calm salmon
I've always loved cats
sterile stone
And remembers he's a cattle dog
Then you randomly got a pint sized little shit trying to bite your Achilles mid walk
visual stream
Bite his ankles back
visual stream
He is your cattle, nay the other way around
real stirrup
Boots is a tuff name for a cat
chrome wave
my boots has zero understanding of personal space
do they try to live in your skin
calm salmon
feels like it
sterile stone
He wishes to climb the hat
chrome wave
look at him he's practically playin the game for ya
hexed igloo
Then you randomly got a pint sized little shit trying to bite your Achilles mid ...
A conveniently football shaped ankle biter?
sterile stone
A conveniently football shaped ankle biter?
He's the world's best croissant with legs
He does that little thing all Aussies do
hexed igloo
I could hit a 3 pointer with him
sterile stone
Nah mate
He's a bit of a heavy little guy
He's like
Not a small dog
Like a medium sized one
hexed igloo
pint sized little shit
isn't pint sized
Alright bro
Are you the pint sized little shit?
Dog must be fucking huge compared to you
gray ice
If a dog is below 12lbs it belongs on a football tee
hexed igloo
Chihuahua looks like a timber wolf next to bro
tranquil bone
He does that little thing all Aussies do
I've always found it really neat how deep the herding instinct is in those breeds.
Most of them just start doing it automatically without being taught
Family dog lived in a house it's entire life starts trying to circle the children
hexed igloo
It's like orange cats being uh....slow
sterile stone
Family dog lived in a house it's entire life starts trying to circle the childre...
Yeah he did it alot when he was younger
Like he'd try to corrale you to certain areas by walking infront of you and block where you're walking towards
Then came the heel biting
gray ice
It's like orange cats being uh....slow
This happens when they split the braincell
hexed igloo
Like dude fucking move
glossy nimbus
theyre dumb animals.
hexed igloo
This happens when they split the braincell
It's so funny seeing the 69 bunny kicks
sterile stone
Like dude fucking move
My dog did that shit last night
Bro decided to lay down right next to my chair leg
glossy nimbus
aw
hexed igloo
My cat insists on being in front of us when going up/down the stairs and sometimes she be at a leisurely pace
hexed igloo
Bro if ur going down fucking go down hurry UP
gray ice
My all black cat would choose 2 am is prime time walk way real estate lounge hour
Trying to stumble to the bathroom and the part of the floor blacker than the rest is trying to assassinate me
Then getting mad at me like its my fault
hexed igloo
T-shirt on the floor looks a whole lot like a black cat
sterile stone
https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DOps_WTkUhS/?igsh=aXM0bjlzcm12azh2
Bro who out here listening to Dax unironically
Mans is the cornball supreme
drowsy steppe
Bro who out here listening to Dax unironically
ikr 😭
hexed igloo
Bro who out here listening to Dax unironically
I know you hiding thick of it in one of ur playlists cro
sterile stone
I know you hiding thick of it in one of ur playlists cro
I can show you my youtube and spotify playlist rn
gray ice
Showing someone a single Playlist would take 2 business days for me , good luck
hexed igloo
Yall use playlists? I just hit shuffle on liked songs lmao
gray ice
Scanning 900 songs lookin for a single one 
I use playlists to store music, most of the time the vibe is decided as I go
hexed igloo
Vibe is decided when I hit shuffle
gray ice
N I dont use garbo ass Spotify so couldn't sort like that anyway
hexed igloo
I go from orchestral to anime opening to phonk to underground rap over to jrock then metal
Finish up with a little cowboy music
You get a little whiplash listening to my music
gray ice
Sometimes I'll just go with whatever, but I'm usually feeling some shit and look for stuff in a lil pocket
tranquil bone
Massive kitchen sink playlist is the way to go but occasionally you need a lil curation
hexed igloo
If I need curation I just hit Spotify radio on a particular song
gray ice
Like sometimes I need them vaporwave space floating vibes n thats just what im on
sterile stone
Like sometimes I need them vaporwave space floating vibes n thats just what im o...
I won't lie
When I'm feeling bloc
tranquil bone
I've got one really chill one for like doing chores and absolutely everything else goes into the grab bag
sterile stone
Slide always been my go to song
I stayed bumping that song when I was moving to my new place
deft badge
Everything i care about in ER base game done
deft badge
SoTE time
gray ice
JID, Cyhi, and what's his name
You know Soho from Boogie?
Funny as hell you brought up jid
sterile stone
Let's see what we got heah
hexed igloo
I've got one really chill one for like doing chores and absolutely everything el...
Random snip from liked songs it's a little unhinged
hexed igloo
Everything i care about in ER base game done
I'm getting near my 100% everything it's just some fuckass items left in basegame and then maybe like half the shit fr9m sote
Need another ng+ cycle to get it all guh I fucked up a quest
deft badge
Tbh I probably have to NG cycle to get the uh, frenzied flame seal
Cause I thought I was gonna build a different way and Age of Stars is the one ending I never did
gray ice
I platinumed ER then continued to play for another 300 hours
deft badge
So I didnt want to do the entirety of milli questline to not fuck over the ending
gray ice
Actual crack
deft badge
I platinumed ER then continued to play for another 300 hours
Well made games do that to you
I played it for like
300 hours straight on launch
And another 180 when SoTE came out?
I never went for all achievements so this playthrough has been the clean sweep of everything I had left to do
gray ice
Im sitting at like 700 hours now. I recently finished a beast incant build I was doing
deft badge
Like pure incants?
gray ice
It was fun hurling boulders with impunity
inland orchid
And another 180 when SoTE came out?
I hated sote ngl
deft badge
Didn't ask
inland orchid
I’m still interested in why people enjoy it as much as they do
Like enough to get a nomination at least
deft badge
Good game.
gray ice
Not purely, mostly tho. Pretty much nothing but beast incants and the claw mark with cinquedea
hexed igloo
Tbh I probably have to NG cycle to get the uh, frenzied flame seal
Of 411 total weapons I'm missing 72
gray ice
Farm for 2 magma blades
deft badge
Not purely, mostly tho. Pretty much nothing but beast incants and the claw mark ...
Guranq Larping then, fun
hexed igloo
Most of the remaining are the fuckass 2% drop chance
deft badge
I liked beast incants on my first run tbh
hexed igloo
Farm for 2 magma blades
Farm for monks flameblade headass
gray ice
Gurranqs beast claw is actually insanely good
hexed igloo
I'm all outta silver horn tenders kms
sterile stone
https://youtu.be/eUSUzdNkSHw?si=D_mAoC7aAZYZx2yQ
This the song you hear when you go up to your homeboy's car and you can hear this blasting through the windows
hexed igloo
Why can you not craft them
tranquil bone
SOTE was fun. It's over world and dungeon design was overall more interesting consistently imo
gray ice
I'm all outta silver horn tenders kms
tranquil bone
I just have too much skill issue for it
deft badge
Why can you not craft them
Lemme check, idk tho tbh
hexed igloo
I've already genocided the birds to pickle their feet
hexed igloo
Lemme check, idk tho tbh
Can't craft silver horn tenders
gray ice
Yea you cant
hexed igloo
If you can it's nowhere on the wiki
inland orchid
You can’t
hexed igloo
I gotta say tho I think farming armor is more cancer than weapons
deft badge
Farming armor sucks cause it'll drop the pants and helmet 40 times
inland orchid
Definitely
deft badge
And the gloves once
gray ice
You will farm man flies until your eyes bleed
tranquil bone
Only thing I ever farmed for was the sote great spear and it isn't even a bad one
Still pissed me off
gray ice
This the song you hear when you go up to your homeboy's car and you can hear thi...
Hood corner bump fs
hexed igloo
Guh
gray ice
I was handed fire knight greatsword upon my first kill of that mob
sterile stone
This still a good song
gray ice
Best weapon
deft badge
Tbh I don't specifically farm for stuff ever
Only like, fire prelate armor cause I like the pants and gloves
inland orchid
It’s a grueling experience ngl
gray ice
I do sometimes for fashion. Banished knight helm from the dude at dragon church in caelid
inland orchid
I only did for the monk drip
gray ice
It usually doesnt take super long. There was one time I was unlucky and it took like 40 kills 
deft badge
I do sometimes for fashion. Banished knight helm from the dude at dragon church ...
I did that helmet just to learn the metals don't match with what I was wearing and you look kinda like a slavic grandmother from behind
gray ice
I did that helmet just to learn the metals don't match with what I was wearing a...
Yea a little I used unaltered version that gives it the long ass scarf then use it with champ chest or vulgar militia chest
ivory marlin
@deft badge is this the BEST talisman or what bruh oh my lord
inland orchid
Lmao
gray ice
<@144912738546614272> is this the BEST talisman or what bruh oh my lord
If you wear that and shabriri's woe when you kill elden beast you unlock a secret ending
deft badge
Yea a little <:KEKW:764429804690210816> I used unaltered version that gives it t...
I used it with Raging Wolf torso and the Knight helmet is ever so slightly more copper, pissed me off
ivory marlin
deft badge
Did you do Jar Bairn?
gray ice
Man dont remind me, diallos deserved better
gray ice
I used it with Raging Wolf torso and the Knight helmet is ever so slightly more ...
It can be tedious trying to put together sets i really vibe with lol
deft badge
Man dont remind me, diallos deserved better
He got better than most souls npcs
gray ice
Yea he got to feel like his death was meaningful
Instead of getting fuckin waxed by a passing misbegotten
deft badge
I like that specifically that village isnt hostile
deft badge
speaking of Diallos
inland orchid
What’s your guys favorite boss fight?
deft badge
I think the armor is done
deft badge
What’s your guys favorite boss fight?
Bayle
Hes the one actually good dragon fight in this game lmfao
void bison
I should replay elden ring and see if I like it
I never enjoyed the combat very much even when I finally beat a boss or something
tranquil bone
Bayle is a awesome payoff for having to climb that fuckin mountain fighting your 50th basic ass dragon
ivory marlin
why is my mind 11
deft badge
Bayle is great after you fight every other dogshit fucking dragon
ivory marlin
i swear it was like 9 earlier
gray ice
Ngl when I did a classic ass sword and board build. Most fun boss was Elemer
deft badge
It's unreal
gray ice
Being in that small arena and being aggro toward him makes it a fun asss dance of counters and dodges
tranquil bone
It gets kinda messy sometimes but I loved the lion dancers
heady rapids
I hate fuckin Fortissax
Is that the epilepsy inducing one before fia
deft badge
Apart of her questline
heady rapids
he lowk has nothing on the one that's right before bayle
that's like fortissax but make it 10x worse by putting him in a puddle
deft badge
we getting that vigor up
I think build is done?
deft badge
I might drop 2 points in faith and put them somewhere else, idk
spare talon
I think build is done?
Bump those up to quadruple digits
heady rapids
Special shoutout to this asshole
3 tap him with any holy weapon
ivory marlin
I think build is done?
Damn
spare talon
Special shoutout to this asshole
Hes piss easy idk
deft badge
that's like fortissax but make it 10x worse by putting him in a puddle
I hate Forti's stupid "oh you're standing near me, get auto lightning'd"
gray ice
Hes piss easy idk
I don't think he's hard I think he's annoying if you aren't using holy
visual stream
i swear it was like 9 earlier
Sir, a Mind has hit the second point allocation
heady rapids
The circle aoe
fromsoft the king of dogshit deceptive vfx hitboxes
other than that I really enjoyed the fight
deft badge
The ancient dragons are all shit
gray ice
Some of knights attack hit boxes gave me conniptions
heady rapids
I still don't know how to dodge midra nuke
I just lead him into one part of the arena and ran to the other on phase transition
deft badge
Bump those up to quadruple digits
Best we can do is 99 here
ivory marlin
Sir, a Mind has hit the second point allocation
Idk how
deft badge
Idk how
Tbf you don't run a build with like
A requirement for mind
What are you casting
hexed igloo
Die in a car fire
Anything holy I 2shot the poor guy
heady rapids
I hate Forti's stupid "oh you're standing near me, get auto lightning'd"
look man he has a 1/3rd of senessax's hp and he doesn't sit in a puddle
I mean
Other way around
deft badge
look man he has a 1/3rd of senessax's hp and he doesn't sit in a puddle
I understand that but you also aren't supposed to be fighting him when most people get to him
heady rapids
The sote fucker is senessax
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Yes
heady rapids
I understand that but you also aren't supposed to be fighting him when most peop...
yeah I did bayle at level 5 maybe
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Again
heady rapids
but if u skip it
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Literally every Dragon besides Bayle sucks
ivory marlin
first try
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I think you get to horse Sen if you want to?
ivory marlin
currently 2 and 0 on dragonkin soldiers
hexed igloo
Yall gotta use the pest thread spears when there's a dragon
Puts em down like nothin
heady rapids
yeah I don't wanna go respec and shit
hexed igloo
No faith alert
heady rapids
I was doing uh
I think I respecced into the dragon slayer katana
so it was prob dex arcane? and like 20 faith for buffs
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Tbf you need to be in SoTE to get spears iirc
heady rapids
yeah they're dlc
deft badge
so it was prob dex arcane? and like 20 faith for buffs
Spears is low faith requirement
heady rapids
I thought they were after messmer tho
deft badge
Maybe
ivory marlin
Tbf you don't run a build with like
Nothing
I genuinely don’t know what im getting mind from
heady rapids
I went uhh
hexed igloo
I thought they were after messmer tho
Don't remember where the hell
hexed igloo
Dancing lion hardest boss in dlc ngl
ivory marlin
Oh i got that ice lightning katana
heady rapids
I obv scouted a bit
hexed igloo
Fuckass furry
spare talon
I don't think he's hard I think he's annoying if you aren't using holy
I wasnt
heady rapids
Dancing lion hardest boss in dlc ngl
He's such a bitch in nr which is very funny
@deft badge it's post messmer pre romina
ivory marlin
@deft badge do you remember where hug lady goes after she kills D
I should probably do that pre fire giant
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<@144912738546614272> do you remember where hug lady goes after she kills D
Deeproot depths, place you get the tree armor
heady rapids
The worst part about the dlc was helping people with bosses
heady rapids
Cause you'd get summoned
ivory marlin
Oh ok
heady rapids
And the host has 0 scadu
hexed igloo
<@144912738546614272> it's post messmer pre romina
Romina was funny because I'd just gotten queeligns sword and respecced into pure flame art so I damn near oneshot her
ivory marlin
My friend gifted me the dlc
Im so excited to start it
I played a bit
Met the most drippy old man
deft badge
Place i showed you earlier
heady rapids
Romina was funny because I'd just gotten queeligns sword and respecced into pure...
She looks really cool and that's it
hexed igloo
Met the most drippy old man
Ansbach my goat
ivory marlin
Got jumped by scorpions
ivory marlin
Ansbach my goat
Do i get his armor?
hexed igloo
She looks really cool and that's it
Rotten butterflies is also imo the prettiest spell in the game
hexed igloo
Do i get his armor?
Yuh it's drip
ivory marlin
Fuck yes
deft badge
Rotten butterflies is also imo the prettiest spell in the game
Iirc they're super cost effecient too
hexed igloo
Fuck yes
You get a spell from him and a weapon too and they're both immaculate drip but not great lmao
deft badge
Tbf
You should run drip in souls
The drip goes crazy
Elden Ring has some insane aura farm potential tbh
drowsy steppe
hexed igloo
Elden Ring has some insane aura farm potential tbh
I'm rolling oathseeker helm and greaves, high priest gloves, sanguine noble robe
It's drip or drown out here
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Lemme find my dude, I just put him in here
void bison
Elden Ring has some insane aura farm potential tbh
godskin apostle belly with the albinauric face helmet
heady rapids
I need to replay er as a caster
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speaking of Diallos
This
heady rapids
godskin apostle belly with the albinauric face helmet
based
ivory marlin
Elden Ring has some insane aura farm potential tbh
I think im fitted out
Once i get that old mans helmet tho
heady rapids
Y'all ever invade with carian grandeur?
funniest shit
no one knows it has a followup
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godskin apostle belly with the albinauric face helmet
I didn't get the funny frog mask this time around randomly, supremely disappointed by that tbh
sterile stone
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2013353995125813399
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Y'all ever invade with carian grandeur?
I've never played an int build in this game lmfao
ivory marlin
wait
heady rapids
I vividly remember where that mask is
ivory marlin
heady rapids
I know the full route
deft badge
I thought frog mask was a random drop?
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Is it??
heady rapids
In the building with the guys that grab you
Yes
The ones that crawl on all fours
Yk?
deft badge
Can it randomly drop?
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The ones that crawl on all fours
Yeah, the albinaurics
heady rapids
Pretty sure it can't
heady rapids
Yeah, the albinaurics
Yeah the ones without the funny heads
heady rapids
It's there
hexed igloo
Y'all ever invade with carian grandeur?
I used to use elfried's scythes in ds3 it was pretty comical how people would backtrack when you started the edgewalk half of em got no clue what you winding up
deft badge
It's there
I'll go grab it then
heady rapids
u have to
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With malikeths gauntlets instead of high priest gloves
Tbh I can't even remember what they look like off the top of my head
Good colors, but I don't like the torso being unarmored tbh
heady rapids
I don't remember the *exact location but it's in that building
Maybe you need to do a little parkour puzzle
hexed igloo
Good colors, but I don't like the torso being unarmored tbh
The image is armor underneath the robe
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I have played so much fucking elden ring lately lmfao
heady rapids
You don't say...
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56 hour playthrough just to get to SoTE
hexed igloo
It be like that I've been grinding mincecraft
hexed igloo
Tbh I can't even remember what they look like off the top of my head
The high priest gloves if that's what u mean are just very normal long gloves with a brown cuff
I was using an ansbach robe fit but I got the oathseeker stuff and went "damn this is nice"
deft badge
Oathseeker is probably the best straight up knight armor in ER
hexed igloo
Bloodhound knight set is peak
I enjoy lean silhouettes
Drake knight set is also cool
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Drake knight has too much shit on it for me
ivory marlin
im gonna kms
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Bloodhound isn't bad
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im gonna kms
Run it back
full nebula
im gonna kms
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Could be rot
ivory marlin
True
heady rapids
X
ivory marlin
@deft badge we stay up
south prism
cosmic flame
Arbitrator type beat
modern lintel
filter snapped off last cig getting so full of carcinogenics
gray ice
<@206267213303382017> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4fyOqkC__U&list=LL&index=...
Akeem is a hidden gem
sterile stone
Akeem is a hidden gem
I found brodie from tik tok originally
ashen panther
the fatmungus build is quite fun, but it feels like it lacks any toughness regen if in a bad spot or out in the open
-# and you might say "don't get caught in the open" but that's not always an option on certain maps
hexed igloo
im gonna kms
My friend was suffering against them for like 2 weeks so I dropped in to help light work no reaction
obsidian prairie
the fatmungus build is quite fun, but it feels like it lacks any toughness regen...
Thats more or less the point
eager topaz
Recommended assault chainsword mark?
ashen panther
Recommended assault chainsword mark?
honestly from what I can tell whatever feels best to you
obsidian prairie
With your base toughness pool (especially in havoc where its only 80) its just not worth it to take much regen
plush estuary
I was able to get better results with removing 2 nodes on invis and put them into ij toughness
Helped me out in my solo
eager topaz
honestly from what I can tell whatever feels best to you
Really can't go wrong with either huh?
I feel like that's been the way with the chain weapons
hexed igloo
They're both solid just whichever moveset u like
ashen panther
yeah, especially since the combos are like equally weird for assault chainsword
good weapon tho
hexed igloo
I feel like that's been the way with the chain weapons
Chaxe and evis are a bit more divisive
Both chaxes are good it's just whether you prefer it to stick on light or heavy
eager topaz
For chaxe I found that I prefer the Mk XII
hexed igloo
Idk which is which I just hate the one that sticks on light
Which is unfortunate because the light sticky one looks way better
eager topaz
The one that snags on light is the MK IV
hexed igloo
Yeah looks way cooler but guh
eager topaz
I always found the Mk XII looks cooler, and ends up I also prefer the wide light swings and the heavy overheads
The Mk IV is the heavy swing
hexed igloo
Strikedown my beloved
ashen panther
man I so wish I could take relentless fervor on fatmungus but all the talents are just too important to swap out for it
I could theoretically drop the +2 wounds but that feels like a bad idea somehow
eager topaz
Does any melee weapon work on fatmangus?
ashen panther
Does any melee weapon work on fatmangus?
if you are running shroud, a bigger weapon for boss one shots is preferred
ashen panther
I think the fotf version weapon can be whatever
ashen panther
Thammer good?
best boss one shotter in the game
you can also run relic blade, not sure about eviscerator
plush estuary
Chain weapons don't work with invis
eager topaz
Cause I never really got along with relic blade, especially the one that a.a recommended
plush estuary
Use the fury variant if you want
ashen panther
fatmungus is actual tank zealot, vs martyr which is fake tank zealot
ivory marlin
@deft badge i found forttisax
hexed igloo
Thammer good?
Oneshotter of big guys fucking sucks at everything else
ashen panther
Cause I never really got along with relic blade, especially the one that a.a rec...
oh I use the other relic blade mark and do fine. I find the recommended mark intolerable
ivory marlin
hexed igloo
He’s beautiful
He is very cool very drippy
ashen panther
but yeah thammer also works with fatmungus, or take fotf and do whatever
hexed igloo
I want to make his skin into armor much like Monster Hunter
eager topaz
How do I deal with big guys with the Mk X?
ashen panther
How do I deal with big guys with the Mk X?
sprint attack (at the beginning of the fatmungus build video there's a tech to do it in quick succession) or first two heavies in a chain are strikedown
plush estuary
Cause I never really got along with relic blade, especially the one that a.a rec...
A very combo heavy weapon with an important attack tech that needs to be learned for boss 1 taps. Which is why people don't like it compared to mk10 which doesn't have as much as a moveset dependency
eager topaz
I happened to have multiple 21 health curios so I figured I should make fatmangus, too.
ashen panther
A very combo heavy weapon with an important attack tech that needs to be learned...
except the thrust sprint attack is also on the mk 10 so I don't see why you need mk 2
eager topaz
The most wholesome zealot build
ashen panther
I like using my brain with movesets
fair, I just don't even know what the horde combo for the mk2 even is
ashen panther
plus the mk10 handles like the force great sword and I play a fair bit of meleeker
eager topaz
Oneshotter of big guys fucking sucks at everything else
I figured if I'm carry a Thammer, I should just bring a flamer for great mob clear
plush estuary
I only remember by muscle memory
ivory marlin
He is very cool very drippy
Issue
ashen panther
I figured if I'm carry a Thammer, I should just bring a flamer for great mob cle...
or bolta
eager topaz
And just try and get good at lobbing knives at specials
ashen panther
(I am a huge flamer hater I hate flamer so much)
ashen panther
bolter supremacy
ivory marlin
Issue
Its not letting me target his legs, and my blade is too short to hit keel or head
ashen panther
I been using the mk3 bolter
eager topaz
bolta and bistol for mobbing?
ashen panther
you can use the throwing knife to pull it out quicker too
I've been experimenting with the bistol but am not sure about it
hexed igloo
Its not letting me target his legs, and my blade is too short to hit keel or hea...
Uhhh yeah skill issue
ashen panther
I prefer how bistol handles but I like being able to deal with crowds
hexed igloo
Run unlocked or bigger sword boss
hexed igloo
bolta and bistol for mobbing?
Bistol is so dogwater for horde clear boss
eager topaz
Okay so Mk III bolta then
ashen panther
yeah the bolta is better for hordes which is why I use it more
hexed igloo
Bolter isn't great at it either they're more for armor packs or potshots
ashen panther
I don't actually know what the diff between bolta mks is
hexed igloo
I don't actually know what the diff between bolta mks is
Ones more aoe less direct, other is opposite
eager topaz
Cause I don't think my life depends on being able to skedaddle if I'm playing fatmangus
ashen panther
bolta great for a group of high value blokes
hexed igloo
The explosive bolta is just bad
Both spearhead and bistol
It's a tradeoff of a shitton of damage for pretty not great splash lmao
For general horde clear autoguns are decent I like the shredder, flamer is on top in terms of how many it'll wipe
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<@144912738546614272> we stay up
Congrats
sterile basalt
Both spearhead and bistol
I think the explosive boltpistol is ok for zealot
Because u were never getting boltpistol 1 taps (without crit) with it in the first place
Lethal prox gives u 6.25m AoE stagger which hits way more stuff than cleave would
It’s not bad for shutting down flamers and gunners at range
ivory marlin
Run unlocked or bigger sword boss
Misericord dmg stays up
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Its not letting me target his legs, and my blade is too short to hit keel or hea...
That's because he sucks
ivory marlin
3 attempts
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You're severely overlevelled for him i believe
ivory marlin
Level 133
ivory marlin
Damn
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Its okay most people get there stupidly late
ivory marlin
Well i finished all the quests i care for
hexed igloo
Its okay most people get there stupidly late
I got there at lvl 200 or so kek
hexed igloo
Finished everything and he was missing from my achievement list so I went back
Last achievement to get is ||elden lord|| ending
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My last achievement is ||stars|| which I'll get whenever I finish SoTE in like
Another 60 hours
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Ending
hexed igloo
I've done it twice kek my beloved
eager topaz
I don't remember if they added achievements for Birdtree DLC
deft badge
I do not like the questline tbh
eager topaz
No they didn't
hexed igloo
Paid dlc with achievements pisses me the fuck off
deft badge
I got it once before and then went FF anyway because it drove my friend insane
hexed igloo
I do not like the questline tbh
It's a good questline because you're told where to go
eager topaz
New toys to play with but I really just didn't like the DLC bosses, most if not, all of them
But I finished it
hexed igloo
Messmer is so peak he's the gael of er
deft badge
PRC doesn't feel as cool as Bayle
Bayle feels like the actual SoTE end boss
Spiritually
eager topaz
I think I liked the final boss more than Messmer but that's not saying much, also my eyes hurt
carmine falcon
dlc bosses are peak unironically
hexed igloo
I beat him before the patch that makes him less dogshit but like meh
eager topaz
I think the one I enjoyed the most was Putrescent Knight
deft badge
Bayle makes up for the rest of the absolutely trash dragon fights in ER
heady rapids
the best boss objectively is the guy with the repeating crossbow in the very first dungeon
hexed igloo
the best boss objectively is the guy with the repeating crossbow in the very fir...
On fucking god
carmine falcon
they have clear hard counters and they hard counter certain things
deft badge
the best boss objectively is the guy with the repeating crossbow in the very fir...
Lmfao
carmine falcon
the best boss objectively is the guy with the repeating crossbow in the very fir...
that mf killed me more than anything in the entire dlc
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Actually his name is Nuts
eager topaz
And the one I absolutely hated was hogrider
carmine falcon
yes lets give a 1 shot crossbow to the mf with hyper armor guts greatswrod yesyesyesyes
carmine falcon
And the one I absolutely hated was hogrider
worst main boss in the entire game
carmine falcon
idk i thought u need him for sum shit
deft badge
Iirc he's optional
heady rapids
I don't think u need to kill anyone tbh
eager topaz
The easiest and most honest boss in the DLC is unironically the rot lady
carmine falcon
he has literal broken hitboxes
carmine falcon
yeah romina is fun
eager topaz
Romina
heady rapids
Do scadu fragments respawn in NG+
probably
carmine falcon
Do scadu fragments respawn in NG+
u only need to collect em once
heady rapids
you keep yours too
deft badge
u only need to collect em once
Nah like
heady rapids
nah
deft badge
If you don't get all fucking 50 or whatever
heady rapids
he doesn't want to get every last one
deft badge
Are they unique
hexed igloo
dlc bosses are peak unironically
Uhhhhhh the 6 dragons are mid, hog rider fucking sucks, rellana is good messmer is good putrescent knight is okay ancient dragon man is pathetic sunflower is ass
deft badge
Like cracked pots don't respawn in NG+
heady rapids
I'm pretty sure they aren't
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They're unique
heady rapids
Uhhhhhh the 6 dragons are mid, hog rider fucking sucks, rellana is good messmer ...
master yoda
carmine falcon
Uhhhhhh the 6 dragons are mid, hog rider fucking sucks, rellana is good messmer ...
hogrider is shit, ancient dragon man is my goat, sunflower is cool
deft badge
he doesn't want to get every last one
I want to, I also just know I'm gonna completely lose track
hexed igloo
hogrider is shit, ancient dragon man is my goat, sunflower is cool
Sunflower is cool yeah but fucking dogshit to fight
eager topaz
Base game and DLC put together, I think my favorite boss in the entire game is Mohg just because of how honest his moves are.
carmine falcon
nah
heady rapids
Base game and DLC put together, I think my favorite boss in the entire game is M...
fuck his aoe spamming ass
carmine falcon
if we're talking honesty its legit mesmer lol
heady rapids
covers the entire arena in piss
deft badge
Yeah I love count to three pop your HP bar ass boss
hexed igloo
Ancient dragon man is literally pathetic he's just a weaker patches basically
obsidian prairie
The only thing that the madness man reminds me of is this
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I unironically like nightmare woods
heady rapids
Yeah I love count to three pop your HP bar ass boss
You're my favourite elden ring player ever after you used the flask in nr in a wrong way twice
carmine falcon
mesmer is the most ds3 boss in the game
fair and telegraphed attacks
hitboxes that can be easily strafed
only bullshit move is the grab
carmine falcon
I unironically like nightmare woods
its great
made me spooked
i never expected to be spooked in a souls game
hexed igloo
I got spoiled abt the woods so it was chill
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You're my favourite elden ring player ever after you used the flask in nr in a w...
no one told me how to use it ¯_(ツ)_/¯
ivory marlin
Finally got rivers of blood
deft badge
Just that I used it wrong
hexed igloo
Finally got rivers of blood
Oh no
carmine falcon
fun fact woods can be trivilized if you're a parry god
hexed igloo
I'm be real even before they nerfed it I really just didn't like rob
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Ik
heady rapids
yeah u get a tali
eager topaz
But the DLC has Messmer Soldier Spear, so I give the game a 9/10
carmine falcon
their parry window is so fkn tight
heady rapids
that location is obnoxious after the first time tho
hexed igloo
But the DLC has Messmer Soldier Spear, so I give the game a 9/10
The dlc has queeligns greatsword so it's certified peak
heady rapids
also fuck jori
deft badge
their parry window is so fkn tight
Tbh
I simply had so much fucking HP they couldn't one shot me
heady rapids
fatass
carmine falcon
But the DLC has Messmer Soldier Spear, so I give the game a 9/10
mfw the mob weapon is better than the boss one
my fav dlc weapon is probably fireknight greatsword
hexed igloo
their parry window is so fkn tight
I'm ngl I suck at parrying and I got all of em on first shot
carmine falcon
INSANE dmg
ashen panther
so I assume if I swap my fatmungus to fotf I lose basically all the boss damage
eager topaz
The Messmer Soldier Spear, the fire knight greatsword and Queelign's are probably my favorite weapons in the game
And uhhh
hexed igloo
The window is tight sure but it's reaaaaaly easy to hit
eager topaz
The milady
heady rapids
fgs is crazy
carmine falcon
so I assume if I swap my fatmungus to fotf I lose basically all the boss damage
no 1 shots and less dr