zealot-class

[ivory marlin]

Yeah thats foul

[hexed igloo]

Women don't eat pickles

[glossy nimbus]

They eat plenty

[acoustic dune]

stan?

is that you?

[ashen panther]

just two shot a spawn with shroudfield

[hexed igloo]

It's me

Stan

[ashen panther]

most satisfying thing ever

[hexed igloo]

Yuh it does that

[acoustic dune]

whats your bacon taake

[hexed igloo]

Uhhhh "crisp" by that I mean browned but still floppy

[acoustic dune]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lie-detector-muglaliteto-IkjC28vmuR3ezWNtmU

you are not stan

[hexed igloo]

Does Stan microwave ot

[acoustic dune]

he eat it pink

[hexed igloo]

Nah I don't like fat I can't have it that way

[violet hornet]

I gifted a woman a massive box full of a variety of pickles for Christmas once

[hexed igloo]

I'm on the 4 scale

[zinc talon]

so uh

does anyone want to opine on what heppened here

[acoustic dune]

put it under the sun and call it cooked

[zinc talon]

mmm, intestinal worms

[hexed igloo]

He breathed on it and called it cooked

[frosty herald]

i need unc's outfit in the wilds expansion

[acoustic dune]

@hexed igloo

[hexed igloo]

That's clay

[violet hornet]

God the fucking mold cookie

[ivory marlin]

I like 3 or 4

[hexed igloo]

Stan is a clay homunculi posing as a person

[violet hornet]

Looks kinda like a peat moss plug you'd start a seed in

[zinc talon]

there is zero potato in any of those photos

[hexed igloo]

That looks like flour

[violet hornet]

Ahh yes the bowl of protein and cheese

[heady rapids]

stan is a babylonian demon

[acoustic dune]

the famous

[carmine lance]

I refuse to believe stan is a person

[zinc talon]

I should know, I'm irish, we have a special cone in our eye that lets us see potato in ultraviolet light

[carmine lance]

Stan really is just a fucking creature

[hexed igloo]

Like I said clay homunculi

[carmine lance]

[tranquil bone]

My man has never browned anything in his life
What a beautiful mind

[acoustic dune]

is this a onion

[hexed igloo]

Let's you see abv% too, only in whiskey

[acoustic dune]

am i looking at an onion

[violet hornet]

Is that a bread knife

[heady rapids]

the only thing getting browned after eating all that uncooked slop is his pair of pants

[gleaming furnace]

is that the bottom of a plate

[carmine lance]

I like meat medium rare

[zinc talon]

it is

it is the bottom

[acoustic dune]

WTF DO ES THIS MEAN

[zinc talon]

he uses the bottom to chop and the top to eat

[hexed igloo]

Medium is my goat it's kinda still got that raw chewiness when med rare

[violet hornet]

Man cutting the shittiest looking red Onion possible with a bread knife on the underside of a plate

[zinc talon]

this is a troll

a very long winded trol

[acoustic dune]

no

[carmine lance]

I like my meat a little bloody

[zinc talon]

no human acts like this

[hexed igloo]

Underside of plates is only for sharpening knives

[zinc talon]

oh god

[acoustic dune]

shit take

[carmine lance]

Every day dead internet theory becomes more plausible

[heady rapids]

carbonated water is better thats true

[violet hornet]

Stan is a reincarnated white girl that never learned to cook

[gleaming furnace]

i only use papers plates unless i have guests i need to impress

[acoustic dune]

normal water is peak

[hexed igloo]

I knew a guy in high-school who exclusively drank lukewarm sparkling water bro hooked on the TV static

[violet hornet]

One of those aspic cookbook women from the 50s

[heady rapids]

warm sparkling is a travesty

i put it all in the fridge

best thing to drink after waking up

[hexed igloo]

Firing squad paper plates fucking suck a 4pack of plates is like $5 bro cmon

[carmine lance]

The fact he likes it specifically luke warm is awful

[heady rapids]

paper plates?????????????????????

[tranquil bone]

You say this but I've seen some absolutely dire cooking irl from people who were never taught.

[heady rapids]

be fucking for real

[acoustic dune]

i fear the daay stan learn about jello

[hexed igloo]

He was German, had the thickest glasses you've ever seen, and a lisp

[gleaming furnace]

its not the cost its the annoyance of washing n putting them away n taking em out again n washing em n

[heady rapids]

thats actually crazy

[wheat matrix]

somewhere in the realm of 3 and 4 imo

[heady rapids]

do u also use paper glasses

paper glasses ....

[wheat matrix]

@hexed igloo u know u can buy fatless bacon right

or bacon with the fat removed

[hexed igloo]

Get a dish rack for another $5 bro you don't have to give a shit rinse em after you're done put rm on the rack and forget abt em

[heady rapids]

paper cups

[wheat matrix]

however u wanna say it

[heady rapids]

this is the word im looking for

[hexed igloo]

You don't even have to use soap if you rinse em right after eating

[acoustic dune]

ok i hate that

[violet hornet]

This is why I go full bachelor status and just eat right outta the pot many times

[acoustic dune]

i like some fat

[heady rapids]

but paper plates is crazyyyyyyy

DO YOU USE PAPER CUPS

[hexed igloo]

The fat when rendered is good its just the fat existing unrendered that's the problem

[gleaming furnace]

no i have like a million coffee mugs n a few remaining cocktail glasses etc

[acoustic dune]

i agreed paper plate and paper cup on a daily is not a good idea

[ivory marlin]

Chat

[hexed igloo]

I use the rendered bacon fat to cook whatever else I'm having at the time

[ivory marlin]

Medically speaking

[heady rapids]

o

[acoustic dune]

just clean it

[heady rapids]

remove your nose jelly

[zinc talon]

I will not

[heady rapids]

ik u want to

[ivory marlin]

If i were to ask a doctor to remove my leg below the knee

Could i get a free pegleg

[gleaming furnace]

ok but thats just putting a dirty wet plate on a drying rack ??

[hexed igloo]

Please just go to Walmart and spend $10 on a 4pack of plates and a dish rack

[hexed igloo]

It's not though you're washing it via rinse

[wheat matrix]

this si so shit for the enviroment too

[heady rapids]

man you are a specimen

no offense

[hexed igloo]

I'm not saying "oh yeah just wet the leftover sauce" bro

[heady rapids]

one hell of a specimen

ive seen people put plastic over regular dishes

to avoid washing them

[misty nova]

"we're receiving guests, bring in the fine china"

🗣️

[frosty herald]

bro.

[hexed igloo]

Just washing them is so much less effort than all of this bs to avoid washing plates

[frosty herald]

also using regular plates is more cost effective

[wheat matrix]

LMAO

[frosty herald]

if someone did this to me id leave

[acoustic dune]

holy space baall

[hexed igloo]

Bogeryn you're probably spending $20/m on paper plates

[gleaming furnace]

omg lol not even close

[acoustic dune]

100

[heady rapids]

how much is the water and uhhhhhhhh

[gleaming furnace]

wrong way bro

[heady rapids]

cleaning utilities

[acoustic dune]

200

[glossy nimbus]

Clean dem plates

[heady rapids]

nah i could never

[ivory marlin]

Thats unfortunate

[gleaming furnace]

its gotta be less than $20 every like 6 months

[heady rapids]

like im lazy as fuck

but paper dishes

[hexed igloo]

Water is uhhh negligible, call soap at like maybe 2 cents per wash

[gleaming furnace]

a giant thing of paper plates from costco is cheap enough that it doesnt rly factor into my decisionmaking in this matter

[acoustic dune]

i sometime clean my dish every 2 daay

[hexed igloo]

Labor at min wage = washing your dishes costs approx $4

[hexed igloo]

I do the dishes every couple days like it's rly not that hard

When I was living on my own I had 1 of everything and just washed it when I needed it lmao

[acoustic dune]

i just pile them up till i dont have aany clean plate

i also reuse the dirty plate sometime

[hexed igloo]

If it's just crumbs I dust it off and use it who cares

[gleaming furnace]

i did the 1 plate 1 fork 1 knife meme

lasted about a week

[acoustic dune]

no spoon?

[heady rapids]

get yourself a spork

[gleaming furnace]

ok yea 1 spoon n 1 bowl

[hexed igloo]

Cos I bet you were letting it crust over on your desk until the next meal so it made it 10x harder to wash

[heady rapids]

i have a shitton of plates

and i also use them sometimes to build legos easier

[violet hornet]

I know the fish bag isn't popular but people do pay extra for that shit

something about the bag sealing in the flavors or something

[heady rapids]

so i can dump the bags into plates

[hexed igloo]

I got like 20 plates 5 bowls a fuckton of cutlery

[gleaming furnace]

wtf am i supposed to do ? wash it immediately like im the fuckin help ?

[hexed igloo]

you are the help you don't have the help that makes you the help

[gleaming furnace]

or i could just use a paper plate n toss it when im done

[violet hornet]

They do make a lil countertop dishwasher if you don't have room or the rights to install a full one

[gleaming furnace]

yea well I QUIT

[acoustic dune]

SAME except 4 plate

[violet hornet]

I was pretty terrible about washing my own dishes before I had one

[acoustic dune]

2 bowl

n 1 big bowl

[gleaming furnace]

i do lol im just fuckin lazy

[heady rapids]

i buy mugs every other month if i find a funny one

[violet hornet]

I actually stopped cooking and using any dishes at all for 3 months once to make a point to my roommate that he wasn't washing any dishes and it was a problem

[hexed igloo]

I got like 10 big plates and 20ish small plates

[acoustic dune]

i just drink straight out of the bottle

[violet hornet]

bro piled them up to the bottoms of the cabinets on every counter before he came to me angry about the mess, I told him I hadn't cooked in months and to look at what was on the plates. He came back and apologized lol

[acoustic dune]

4 big plate n 2 tea plate

[heady rapids]

i piss in your bottles while you arent looking

[gleaming furnace]

honestly sometimes the smart move is to stack discounts n whatnot n live off takeout

[hexed igloo]

I use my nice glasses for alcohol and my big mug for coffee otherwise I drink from the bottle/can

[chrome wave]

what did it smell like

[hexed igloo]

The smart move is to resign yourself to living like a dog and eat goyslop daily

[heady rapids]

real

truth nuke

[acoustic dune]

since i have 3 glass bottle and the water here can be drank from the tap

[acoustic dune]

i just fill up all 3

and put 2 in the fridge

[violet hornet]

a completely undiscovered smell

[hexed igloo]

I lived on $80/m and I ate nothing but frozen fries, frozen sausage, and instant ramen

[gleaming furnace]

what can i say bro i love me some pad kee mao

[violet hornet]

8th color of the rainbow but for smells

[heady rapids]

frozen fries mf

[acoustic dune]

i haavent had some pad kee mao for some time

[heady rapids]

they cost more than potatoes

[acoustic dune]

GRAHHH

I NEED MY THAI CURRY

[hexed igloo]

Didn't have a kitchen

[gleaming furnace]

but less than a deep fryer

[hexed igloo]

I had a sink and enough counter space for an air fryer and that's it

[acoustic dune]

cant forget the eggs

[heady rapids]

clearly u dont own an air fryer

[zinc talon]

tunnel vision in a nutshell

[violet hornet]

My college dormmate left a bowl of fried chicken bones in the windowsill from around thanksgiving until we moved out in the early summer

[glossy nimbus]

[acoustic dune]

i like buying a 30 pack of eggs

[gleaming furnace]

panang curry w crispy duck

[zinc talon]

I haven't taken mine out of the box

[violet hornet]

they went past stinking to just be dry, odorless bones

[hexed igloo]

Those mfs expensive as fuck bro

[heady rapids]

wack

[violet hornet]

It helped that they were next to a box fan that was always on

[zinc talon]

so they can go bad and stink up your fridge, right right I'm with you

[heady rapids]

its like 1$ for 10 eggs here

[acoustic dune]

i perfer pork

[acoustic dune]

fuck u mean

[hexed igloo]

For a dozen eggs I gotta pay like 15usd bro

[nimble fiber]

my condolences

[heady rapids]

u eating emu eggs or some shit?

[hexed igloo]

Normal ass eggs

[acoustic dune]

i just live it under the sink

[violet hornet]

just follow a chicken around and wait for it to drop an egg smh

[acoustic dune]

fuck you mean

[heady rapids]

what kinda eggs are that

do they pay the chickens a salary or something

[hexed igloo]

Cheapest eggs at best is 10usd/dozen

[zinc talon]

leave them in the top part of people you don't like's toilets

give em an upper decker

[acoustic dune]

i get for under 5 euro 30 eggs

or so

idk

[zinc talon]

eggs were a flashpoint here in the states not too long ago

[heady rapids]

nz motherfuckers paying the chickens a living wage

[violet hornet]

man is buying and cooking dozens of fabriche eggs

[tranquil bone]

NZ tax is insane

[zinc talon]

their price spiked or something and people got up in arms

over eggs

[hexed igloo]

Just eggs bro they're expensive here, milk and cheese too, bread is about 2.50usd for a normal loaf of dogshit

[heady rapids]

wack

[violet hornet]

them chickens got better healthcare than I do

[acoustic dune]

the worst paart here

[frosty herald]

How much us 10 eggs in NZ?

[acoustic dune]

is lidl keep haaving sold out there eggs

[wheat matrix]

jesus

[heady rapids]

about tree fiddy

[wheat matrix]

i can get a nice loaf here fr that

for a cheap loaf it's like 80p

[tranquil bone]

You guys just have that little local production?

[frosty herald]

Aint no way

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-serious-stare-suspicious-gif-5319823

eggs are sold by the dozen

who buys 10 eggs

[heady rapids]

me

[acoustic dune]

2.5 L a 6 pack under 10 or 5

here

[heady rapids]

its 10 eggs

[violet hornet]

buy 10 eggs and return 2 of them

[zinc talon]

this is what socialism does, people

[heady rapids]

look

[zinc talon]

in broad daylight

[heady rapids]

10 eggs

[zinc talon]

that is ai generated

[heady rapids]

theres also what

30 eggs?

[acoustic dune]

yeah

[zinc talon]

twenty four

[heady rapids]

nah

30

[violet hornet]

I think I have seen an odd 30 pack of eggs in the states

[heady rapids]

see

[acoustic dune]

fuck white eggs

[heady rapids]

30 eggs

[gleaming furnace]

we just eggposting now ?

[hexed igloo]

Milk iirc is about 4usd for 2L, cheapest cheese is 9usd/kg

[wheat matrix]

u could probably buy a house in america for these

[acoustic dune]

we love them unbleach eggs

[zinc talon]

what normal actual human being needs eggs in that capacity

[heady rapids]

well u eat 2 for breakfast

thats what

[zinc talon]

yall actually lizardfolk buying the eggs so you can munch the shells

[heady rapids]

15 days worth of eggs

[acoustic dune]

me

[hexed igloo]

I don't eat breakfast

[acoustic dune]

i buy pack of 30

[zinc talon]

lizards in skin suits

[heady rapids]

u can drink them

[acoustic dune]

since everytime i cook i use 3 or 4 eggs

[gleaming furnace]

6/day

[heady rapids]

yall ever drink an egg

[hexed igloo]

Nz exports fucking everything so us citizens have to pay international prices for fucking everything

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-egg-baby-sad-egg-egg-baby-dame-da-ne-bakamitai-gif-4494074320507342585

[violet hornet]

the janitor at my work eat a half dozen hard boiled eggs for lunch every day

[wheat matrix]

oh right i forget ur not in the states

[tranquil bone]

Gamer forgets families exist

[violet hornet]

And he peels them himself

[hexed igloo]

Based as hell

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/consume-obey-sciencefiction-sieleben-theylive-gif-10903909751284816797

[violet hornet]

And then shits his ass off just before he leaves work

[heady rapids]

the best egg is when its like

[hexed igloo]

Based as hell

[heady rapids]

kind of liquidy

[violet hornet]

In the office toilets where you can hear every brap

it's wild

[acoustic dune]

i like the cold peel techniche

[violet hornet]

I mean he's cleaning them if he makes a mess so I cannot judge lmao

[zinc talon]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, so that's why I shit on company time

[heady rapids]

like the top ones

[acoustic dune]

after boiling them immedietly put them under cold water and peel them

[acoustic dune]

6 or 8

[hexed igloo]

I go for Mr 9 minute usually

[gleaming furnace]

deviled eggs are the trv patrician choice

[zinc talon]

my fam knows to make 3 dozen devilled eggs for holiday reuinions

one for me, one for the family

and also one for me

[violet hornet]

20 minute hard boiled egg in case you need to use the yolk to replace your old school mouse ball

[hexed igloo]

One to take home

[gleaming furnace]

bro is an irl ogryn

[heady rapids]

https://youtu.be/TKNRuqK2JcA

[zinc talon]

there's an extra punkin pie just for that reason

[nimble fiber]

lmao

[zinc talon]

the take-home is real

[acoustic dune]

which remind me

never had eggnog before

[zinc talon]

thanksgiving is my favorite of the 3 so I nosh on that for a week after

[acoustic dune]

they dont sell it here

[zinc talon]

eggnog is good

[hexed igloo]

Not to traumadump or anything but like man iain ever had that lmao

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/new-girl-nick-miller-jake-johnson-blah-blah-blah-quotation-mark-gif-5154327

but you have to be in a mood for it

[acoustic dune]

i like lemon tart

[hexed igloo]

If it got lemon in it I'm eviscerating it

I'll eat a lemon peel and all

[heady rapids]

i have a choccy cake in my fridge

[zinc talon]

you're good, the older I get the more I look forward to it for just that reason

[heady rapids]

its my brithday today

[zinc talon]

the giving thanks is easy and the list is long

[acoustic dune]

pad thai mf

[zinc talon]

plus ** F O O D **

[violet hornet]

I made an eggnog pie one year with a ginger snap crust, I need to do that again

[hexed igloo]

Atp I would say I'm more or less estranged so

[frosty herald]

For realsies?

[violet hornet]

would recommend

[wheat matrix]

wat

[heady rapids]

nah i lied

[acoustic dune]

at 3 am?

[hexed igloo]

Cake n candles

[heady rapids]

i lied guys its not my birthday

i forgot about the shit wyv posted

.

[hexed igloo]

I hope you have a nightmare and shit the bed

[acoustic dune]

chat

dox this man

he lied about his bday

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-stock-lock-stock-and-two-smoking-barrels-done-eating-face-wipe-wiping-gif-22228451

[hexed igloo]

Ginger is so peak vro

[zinc talon]

then the fun is building yours up however you want

[hexed igloo]

Chinese grocery store near me sells these little packs of ginger candies and its so good it burns like a mf

[zinc talon]

when my fam lived in another state I had friendsgivings just as serious as the big fam reunions where you don't know anybodyt

[hexed igloo]

Also we don't do thanksgiving

Lmao

The only like big party holiday deal is christmas/new year

[zinc talon]

the event almost makes itself, find some good buddies you can get drunk with and invite their guys or girls or plus ones

[heady rapids]

what about bilbo baggins' birthday

[zinc talon]

host some food and tell em it's pot luck too

they can bring something they're good at

then it's just an entire day of drinkin smokin eating and decompression therapy

[hexed igloo]

I get what ur saying and all and I appreciate but I'm be real it ain't the kiwi way

We're a strange bunch here

[zinc talon]

oh I didn't make the connection

[hexed igloo]

For 5+ friends to get together somethings gotta be happening esp if everyone's in diff towns

[zinc talon]

are any of the holiday trio especially big there?

[hexed igloo]

Just christmas rly new years sorta

[zinc talon]

I'm sure christmas has its own weight cuz, well, w***e nation lol but anyways

but like halloween

[heady rapids]

is your christmas based or the december one

[hexed igloo]

What?

[zinc talon]

he gets summertime christmas

[hexed igloo]

Yeah

[zinc talon]

like the aussies

[hexed igloo]

It sucks

[heady rapids]

anh christmas is in january

theres summer christmas??

[hexed igloo]

Entire other half of the world cro

[zinc talon]

yknow I was just thinkin how weird it must be what with all the santa's fur coat and holiday hats and snow in every commercial, but

[heady rapids]

u jolking

[acoustic dune]

i need to buy some thai instant noodle

[zinc talon]

all the visuals and themes of christmas are at direct odds with the season it comes to you in

[hexed igloo]

Yeah it's odd, in aus Santa being in shorts n flipflops and a Hawaiian shirt is common

[zinc talon]

ha

[acoustic dune]

i miss tom yum instaan noodle

[heady rapids]

i didnt know that there was a summer christmas

[zinc talon]

knifey you need to eat my fren

[heady rapids]

wuh

[zinc talon]

gonna start slobberin on your keyboard in a sec

I took a chance on an italian brazilian pizza kitchen

[acoustic dune]

I MISS MY SOUTH EAST ASIAN FOOD

[zinc talon]

and it made me want to vomit

[hexed igloo]

But yeah for us kiwis someone's gotta have died/been born/been married for everyone to get together

[zinc talon]

but then again you should know what you're getting yourself into when ground coffee is one of the pizza ingredients

[acoustic dune]

pardon?

[heady rapids]

ai generated food

[zinc talon]

I thought 'this can't be real'

'it's going to arrive and actually be food and some big joke'

[hexed igloo]

I could see that being good it depends how much coffee is in it

[zinc talon]

it actually tastes like your mouth after you vomit, I wasn't being hyperbolic

the acids from the coffee leach out

[hexed igloo]

Have you ever tasted straight msg

[acoustic dune]

WTF IS THAT

[zinc talon]

I hope it cost me a hundred dollars so it's even more glaringly obvious how big of a mistake I made

[acoustic dune]

DID THEY MIX BLACKPEPPER AND COFFEE?

[zinc talon]

like, powdered? don't think so but I'veh ad some very very suspect chinese

[acoustic dune]

chat

[zinc talon]

and spicy salami, actual salami that leaves that gross ass red oil that stains anything it touches

[acoustic dune]

we gotta baki feed this man

[zinc talon]

the creator of this pizza is a sociopath and belongs in jail

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76tZGiMko5Y

fuckkk....

[zinc talon]

this one was almost human tier food, but the ricotta is so soft it clumps in your mouth

[acoustic dune]

i want dim sum

[zinc talon]

and for dessert

[hexed igloo]

If you eat some straight raw msg the powdered shit, since it's a flavor enhancer it literally enhances the flavor of your mouth

[zinc talon]

(because it was free)

what I got was basically a burrito tortilla with nutella on one side

[acoustic dune]

D:

[hexed igloo]

So for 10 or so minutes your mouth tastes like mouth very strongly and it's extremely offputting

[zinc talon]

I better never actually see this place cuz I'll have to resist the urge to burn it to the ground

[acoustic dune]

i had a goat cheese dessert pizza before with blueberry jams

[hexed igloo]

That's gotta be delectable

[zinc talon]

there's a ton of great dessert pizzas yeah

it's actually pretty good

I'm glad I have something to eat outta the 3 lol

[acoustic dune]

to save on cost i just order from nearby and go pick it up

[zinc talon]

welcome to adulthood. it's nutella pizza, for dinner.

you just couldn't waaaaaait to grow up

actually minor me would be chomping at the bit to eat this for dinner hahaha

[hexed igloo]

One time I made a tortilla torte and it was fucking delicious

[zinc talon]

tortillas are one of the most nimble ingredients on the planet

[hexed igloo]

Basically just chocolate with enough sour cream to make it spreadable, layered in between tortillas and left to soak

[tranquil bone]

Any recommendations on dishes? I always want to try new stuff when we go but we know the names of practically nothing.

[acoustic dune]

I like to get these as a deal

[zinc talon]

sour cream, huh

[acoustic dune]

YOOO

[frozen kernel]

“Chicken Place”

[acoustic dune]

PORK RIN

[hexed igloo]

Don't sleep on sour cream vro it's nimble

[frozen kernel]

When aliens name a restaurant

[zinc talon]

that sounds like a tough sell at first glance but if you gave it to me and didn't tell me what was in it til I tried it, it wouldn't matter at all

cream cheese too uh

[acoustic dune]

Yarp

[zinc talon]

thick si the only word I can think of

but yall have ruined that word

[acoustic dune]

It's one piece theme btw

[hexed igloo]

It's sweet and chocolatey and just a tiny bit acidic it makes the sweet less overwhelming

[acoustic dune]

All they sell is chicken

Like shit chicken

[frozen kernel]

Ahh, fair enough

LOL

[zinc talon]

that's my problem with most lemon or other tart desserts

[acoustic dune]

But it's good

[zinc talon]

they just layer sugar over that tartness

berry stuff and lemon/citruis stuff should have a bite

but standard american palettes, I spose

[acoustic dune]

You know what I miss

Spice

[frozen kernel]

I had some lemon drop + something or other edibles that were just EUGH

[acoustic dune]

I miss feeling the pain of pepper

[hexed igloo]

I don't really like sweet things I'm a big fan of lemon desserts

[acoustic dune]

The spice in europe has no bite

[frozen kernel]

It was like a white taffy cube type thing, but TOO MUCH LEMON

[zinc talon]

yeah I have to tell people I like semisweet stuyff

[frozen kernel]

Lemon chicken is fire though

[zinc talon]

cuz by global taste standards that still cloyingly sweet but it's the only way my teeth don't crunch on sugar granules when I eat someone's desert

[hexed igloo]

I don't mind a sweet rich cake if it comes with some vanilla ice cream or custard

Otherwise one bite I'm done

[zinc talon]

if I was less scrupulous I'd just tell people I'm diabetic

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1449169326593540176/12.gif

[zinc talon]

cheesecake is my heavy dessert

that cat is on shrooms

no doubt about it

[hexed igloo]

I usually just say "yeah no thanks" lmao

[acoustic dune]

O god you remind me of cakes with flan

Like on top

Covered in cream

Had those on my bday

[hexed igloo]

That cat is actually mostly disabled that's like the only way he can eat, he's got one of those little cat wheelchairs

[zinc talon]

flan's fantastic

[acoustic dune]

Peak

[zinc talon]

oh my god that is so tragically adorable

he looks like he's been fed all his life the poor lil gremlin

[hard nexus]

i want cheesecake

or

[zinc talon]

chocolate

[hard nexus]

gooey butter cake

[hexed igloo]

I can make a killer cheesecake

[hard nexus]

come over

NOW

[hexed igloo]

It's how I pulled goth girlfriend cro

[frozen kernel]

Cheesecake is one of those things where I’m like

[hexed igloo]

Made her a cheesecake

[acoustic dune]

My partner hate cheesecake

[frozen kernel]

“I want a big piece of that”

And then get halfway thru like “what the fuck was I thinking”

[zinc talon]

damn she skipped right past going to dinner too

[hard nexus]

real

[hexed igloo]

The lore actually goes crazy lmao I deadass stole her from her ex

[hard nexus]

i could eat an entire cheesecake

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bloated-full-gif-5155076

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ive-made-a-huge-mistake-arrested-development-gob-regret-nervous-gif-5924300

[inland orchid]

Chad cat holy

[hard nexus]

i would probably die

but it’d be worth it

[hexed igloo]

I was initially a 3some invite (without telling me) and I showed 0 interest at the time I was just hanging out to play hideo game, and I ended up being nice and she was like "damn fuck this other asshole"

[inland orchid]

[hexed igloo]

The cheesecake was like the last straw type thing it was her birthday and her bf didn't do shit

[inland orchid]

No chat matches up to the zealot chat

[frozen kernel]

Just sipping hot cocoa in the break room like

[frosty herald]

I could do it without dying

This engine still got some gas in it

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/clifford-unger-cliff-unger-cliff-clifford-death-stranding-gif-6028966256324944642

[ionic zephyr]

I finally decided to give relic blade a chance

[frozen kernel]

This mf

[ionic zephyr]

Im a believer now

[hexed igloo]

I like cheesecake it's just a bit too heavy I gotta eat it a little at a time

[frozen kernel]

I didn’t like relic blade as much as I love the Evi

However Fatmangus made it slightly less revolting

[hexed igloo]

The type I make are the nobake just chilled solidified

[inland orchid]

You realized how great it is?

[ionic zephyr]

I did

[frozen kernel]

Also gave me a reason to pull out the Mk2 and style on my noob friends crutching the MkX moveset

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cliff-unger-clifford-unger-death-stranding-hideo-kojima-smoking-gif-2754865340302437825

[frozen kernel]

They’re learning the “more complicated moveset sometimes lowkey better weapon” mentality

[ionic zephyr]

didnt even try the mkx

[frozen kernel]

It’s got simpler horizontal light swings instead of having to do PA + heavy

But man…my uppercut

[drifting hinge]

Decided to try the Fatmangus build

hilariously fun

[frozen kernel]

It’s so goofy

[heady rapids]

@median steeple @solar gorge https://youtu.be/4iBdTaQ_QxY

[frozen kernel]

But also insanely viable???

[heady rapids]

life goals

[ionic zephyr]

im also using fatmungus build

[drifting hinge]

Impossibly good

so tough

so safe

[frozen kernel]

Revive master

Just 0 fucks given

[drifting hinge]

A goober woke DH

I smashed it in a few hits

[frozen kernel]

poke

[frosty herald]

Power of autism

[frozen kernel]

Burgle:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/292408487797850114/1418597980050559167/skeleton_gif_me_when.gif

[frosty herald]

I should make a martyrdom crusher build ngl

[frozen kernel]

The John Henry build

[solar gorge]

i respect the stamina

[heady rapids]

u should watch him dance to spamton's theme

best part

?

?

[violet hornet]

Do we ping cica for that

[heady rapids]

why is it showing me this

[frosty herald]

Unc what is your fyp

[ivory marlin]

Dude why are you like this

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/rottenboy-demonic-monkey-thinking-monkey-smile-scary-face-gif-16550947772190378123

what could i have possibly wathced that lead to this appearing

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/SynthPotato/status/2013447287909843430?s=20 @solar gorge @heady rapids

Synth Potato🥔 (@SynthPotato)

The BEST scene in the Fallout series is the meeting with Mr. House
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︀︀
︀︀The amount of aura they are giving *them* is insane…

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I've been laughing my ass off

the end of this video is so funny

[heady rapids]

i remember people being extremely asshurt that in s1 they said that they nuked themselves basically

instead of being china originally

now it's back to china

and back to them

and back to china

and back themselves

and back to china

so good

[heady rapids]

LMAO

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-andrew-tate-christian-tate-tristan-tate-homelander-gif-4114066347837099301

[frosty herald]

Unc your affecting my insta explore

[heady rapids]

lmao what

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/shitpost_2049/status/2013574816654057769?s=20

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FxTwitter · Jan 20, 2026, 11:30 AM

just the fucking overseer with glowing eyes

is so funny

[heady rapids]

cant wait to play fallout 3 nv remakes in a week or so and then uninstall 5m after

cause its still creation engine and the same game

[frosty herald]

ITS SO PEAK

[heady rapids]

tho idk maybe ill push through nv cause its the cooler game overall

and not made by bethesda

[solar gorge]

I'm sure once i install the fixes it'll be a great game to play after the show ends

[heady rapids]

what fixes they're gonna drop the remakes

like in 2 weeks

u gonna play ue slop now

[frosty herald]

I genuinely suggest following a 2026 guide

[heady rapids]

id rather kill myself than play nv in its current state

[frosty herald]

Cause the top new vegas fix mods straight up dont work

[heady rapids]

download this download that patch this patch that

its easier to buy a dogshit pc from 2010 and install windows 7 on that

[frosty herald]

You have mod collections

[heady rapids]

allat to play a fallout game

[frosty herald]

Just download a collection with all of the basic fix mods

[tranquil bone]

Getting just vanilla running has always been a matter of like one patch and one fix mod

[frosty herald]

And then expand from that

[heady rapids]

im not suicidal dude ill wait for the remakes

[frosty herald]

Also new vegas reloaded

[pulsar pewter]

I swear if it aint a remake of either game I'm gonna cry

[heady rapids]

it's pretty much confimred

there's 2 unlisted games in the fallout series on steam and u cant leave reviews under nv cause it tells u the game isnt out yet

[deft badge]

NV and 3 just work ime

Like you can mod them

But i still play them vanilla

[inland orchid]

vanilla new Vegas?

[deft badge]

Yes

[inland orchid]

insane

[deft badge]

Ig?

It's a good game

[inland orchid]

that game is unplayable without mods on console why play without them on pc lmao

[deft badge]

Because it's a good game

Im sick of listening to dumbass people who didn't play it have a fake opinion cause it was busted on ps3 release

[heady rapids]

i remember saying to my friend that nv piss tint is annoying

[frosty herald]

New vegas on pc is surprisingly stable with johnny guitar nvse etc etc

[heady rapids]

he tried modding it and it stopped launching

so he dropped it

lmao

[deft badge]

He probably tried using out of date, broken mods

[frosty herald]

Also extremely important the new vegas 4gb ram mod

[inland orchid]

Not even on release it’s still broken

Bethesda games are unplayable on ps3

[deft badge]

Okay

I'm not playing it on ps3

I'm playing it on pc

[frosty herald]

I played through ps3 new vegas multiple times

[pulsar pewter]

I started on the oblivion remake the other day. If they make them as well as they did oblivion we will be eating like kings

[deft badge]

It literally just works

[inland orchid]

Have you gotten to play all the dlcs?

[frosty herald]

Yes

[inland orchid]

Once I hit 1 my game goes to unplayable levels

[heady rapids]

i liked the feel of that but the game itself is pretty dated

so icouldnt get into it

[frosty herald]

I crashed many many times

[heady rapids]

didnt they remove npcs from the ps3 version or some shit?

i remember people discussing that the other day

[deft badge]

I have no idea tbh

I've played the games on PC since release almost

[heady rapids]

ik oblivion used to restart the ps3 during loading screens

and fallout is just oblivion with guns so i wouldnt be surprised if they reused that

[deft badge]

-opinion from someone who never played the game btw

[heady rapids]

i have now played every single modern bethesda title save for morrowind

if we dont count the mobile port

[deft badge]

By your own admission you never played NV or 3

[heady rapids]

i have never said that

can u quote that

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-clowned-trash-opinion-your-opinion-gif-15033044919438935088

[heady rapids]

cause i played both 3 and nv

i even played starfield

[deft badge]

I s2g you did but I am not sorting through zealot chat to find it

[heady rapids]

i played f3 back on win7 when u had to fuck with backwards compatibility for it to even launch

[frosty herald]

Yknow

Calling farcry 3 skyrim with guns mightve been the dumbest gaming statement ever made

[heady rapids]

im pretty sure that was a joke

[deft badge]

It was a machinima review

Way back when

[frosty herald]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ibi1NdTqppY?si=VsfMFZlqAtdG-8_R

[deft badge]

It was a serious quote from iirc Adam Kovic?

[hearty nebula]

i got booze in me

time to try out fatmangus

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1449169326593540176/12.gif

[copper hawk]

Yo mama

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/skelet-bang-shield-meme-skelet-meme-skeleton-skelet-shield-gif-17603597483393080676

[dark flax]

are there certain skills you should run in tandem with the throwing knives? Felt like they were doing very little damage to specials

[heady rapids]

aiming is a skill ig u hsould aim for the heads

[obsidian prairie]

Aim higher

They oneshot all specials besides mutants on headshot

[dark flax]

ok thank you

[heady rapids]

perks and blessings affect them too when you're holding the weapon

so you can have puncture knives

or manstopper knives

[carmine lance]

Hm

[heady rapids]

@sullen forge https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSa2pvFKR/

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fxTikTok · Jan 20, 2026, 4:11 PM

[carmine lance]

Diner im at apparently has these loaded milkshakes now

[heady rapids]

get me one

[carmine lance]

And there’s also a coldstone creamery right across the street

Im torn

[amber zealot]

Is it just me not having played them for a bit or does zealot have fuck all toughness regen without relying on his charge or his cry?

[heady rapids]

it's just you

[carmine lance]

Get good at dodging and shoving

[heady rapids]

there's a lot of toughness gen

second wind, ewew, maybe something else but those 2 are among the strongest out of all classes

[carmine lance]

Zealot can get active toughness regen for existing near multiple enemies

[chrome wave]

zealot has toughness on dodge and toughness for just existing near an enemy

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112220920929599519/1178399937592049764/ezgif-5-a7c1f8da3c.gif

[amber zealot]

I am dece at both, but I guess I'm too used to vet toughness

[chrome wave]

zealot also has really good cdr nodes so managing your fury of the faithful charges should be relatively easy

[carmine lance]

Reliant on shout…

You gotta play zealot aggressive

Within reason of course, but you are THE melee class

[amber zealot]

Nah, I run shout occasionally but these days I prefer hyper aggressive stealth vet just to shake things up

[heady rapids]

u have infinitely more dr than vet too

[carmine lance]

You are going to have the capacity to fuck everything up if you use your brain

Not in a bad way

[amber zealot]

Yeah but the toughness regen speed feels lackluster so I take lots of chip

[heady rapids]

run martyrdom

it has a node for toughness gen

[carmine lance]

Martyrdom is nice because it lets you make very aggressive plays

[amber zealot]

Vet is a little brainless in that way, because if you're good at killing the lions share of specialists you can abuse that early toughness node that stacks infinitely

[carmine lance]

The less wounds, ironically the harder you are to kill

With martyrdom

If you die with martyrdom you would’ve died anyways

[wheat matrix]

Yeah but as you go up in difficulty this becomes less ‘just do it lol’ and starts becoming trickier

[amber zealot]

I do like martyrdom but idk if have tried the toughness node for it

[chrome wave]

if you're taking so much chip damage you may need to rethink how well you're dodging/using cover(whether that be terrain or just using another enemy to block shots)

[carmine lance]

I can send you my martyrdom build if you want

[amber zealot]

Idk, I still usually beat the rest of the team on most elites/specialists on auric maelstrom unless I woke up on the throw side of the bed that day

[dark flax]

good to know

[carmine lance]

I like to use shroudfield and revolver but you’re more than welcome to use fury of the faithful and a different ranged option https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a091ccf9-1e00-48b5-a7ab-04307158d839/relic-blade-martyrdom-2?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

But this has served me pretty well

[wheat matrix]

Simply killing them is fine but survival is the issue

[amber zealot]

Yeah, I probably just need to get used to a tighter toughness budget

[wheat matrix]

Havoc has a lot more going on

And a lot tougher enemies

[carmine lance]

When rotten armor is gone I’ll play havoc more

[amber zealot]

Yeah I wanna give havoc a go but I'm oce and so far haven't been fucked to put in the effort to get a party together

[wheat matrix]

I just only play pre-made or queue for non rotten missions

I refuse to play rotten

[carmine lance]

Same

[wheat matrix]

Oh yeah unlucky, bad spawn

[carmine lance]

Rotten isn’t the worse but everything else (including teammates) suck

[chrome wave]

it may be the stockholme syndrome setting in but i'm growing to like rotten armor

[carmine lance]

Well, random teammates

[wheat matrix]

Its been on for so long it’s become really unfun

[amber zealot]

Good spawn for lots of other reasons

[carmine lance]

I only trust people here for havoc

[wheat matrix]

Every rotten run feels basically the same too

[carmine lance]

Well certain people

[carmine lance]

Yup

[wheat matrix]

It’s the same waves over and over again

Because it spams the same three enemies

[carmine lance]

Way too samey

[heady rapids]

I don't trust the people here they will try to barrel you

[violet hornet]

not only that but they're almost always present because of their spawnraate

[carmine lance]

Lmao

[wheat matrix]

Yeah

[violet hornet]

like wolfer sent his own team to walk with you through the level

[wheat matrix]

It makes shit so low

Slow

Because it’s

Walk into room 1, rotten wave

Walk to exit of room 1

Rotten wave

Enter room 2

[carmine lance]

Also im curious how mk2 is worse than mk 10 if I thought mk2 did more dmg overall

[wheat matrix]

Rotten wave

[carmine lance]

Saw someone say mk2 relic blade was bad

[wheat matrix]

Breakpoints

[heady rapids]

if I had to play rotten armor I would never swap off arby maul

[wheat matrix]

Mk2 isn’t bad

[chrome wave]

it's not worse it's just more involved to use

[violet hornet]

neither relic blade is bad

[wheat matrix]

Both are almost equivalent

[carmine lance]

Mk10 has stronger breakpoints?

[heady rapids]

It doesn't

[chrome wave]

it's just people are confusing ease of use for how high the potential is

[carmine lance]

I thought the benefit of 2 was the upoercut

[wheat matrix]

No, the mk2 uppercut just doesn’t hit any new breakpoints

[carmine lance]

Ah

Alright gotchya

[wheat matrix]

I use mk2 and will forevermore

It’s got a much better moveset imo

[carmine lance]

I like mk2 because it feels even more fluid switching between movsets

[wheat matrix]

Well yeah the mk10 has a very fixed moveset

[carmine lance]

Taking a moment to learn it rather than stick to mk10, ive become a mk2 truther

[amber zealot]

You gotta hand it to em, the logistics required to get 50 crushers into the same hab block at a moments notice is impressive

[carmine lance]

Honestly

Ogryns hate tight spaces too

[violet hornet]

and our drop ships feel cramped with just 4 of them on board lol

[carmine lance]

Real hassle getting them into transports

[wheat matrix]

Mfw the 60 crushers all crammed into the same 4ft by 4ft hab

[heady rapids]

just play arby 4head

[carmine lance]

Lmao

[wheat matrix]

Arb doesn’t fix the issue tho

[heady rapids]

arby maul with +impact staggers a crusher with 1 heavy

[wheat matrix]

It makes the waves less threatening but it doesn’t make them less boring

[carmine lance]

You know what

[violet hornet]

don't they canonically have high rates of claustrophobia too

[wheat matrix]

Yes but the waves are ALREADY slow as shit

[heady rapids]

it makes the shitty ogryn modifiers a lot more bearable

[carmine lance]

Literally the point I was making lol

[wheat matrix]

Ogryn? Yeah

[heady rapids]

there's nothing you can do

except like

play vermintide instead

[obsidian prairie]

Thats exaggerated

[carmine lance]

Im gonna try something new, I’m gonna try one of those milkshakes

[obsidian prairie]

Hiveborn ogryns do not care nearly as much

[violet hornet]

ahh interesting

[heady rapids]

they gotta drop another dlc class and double enemy hp again

how the fuck is this game turning into payday 2

[violet hornet]

they just need to drop darktide 2, completely fumble it, then try to make darktide a subscription

[chrome wave]

i know a few people who finally quit pd2 only to play scum in this game like they're playing pd2 again

[amber zealot]

Ogryns patiently queueing up en masse to climb over the same chain link fence, using their collective hive mind to identify where the 5f9 ex-guardsman is over the backs of a dozen of their brethren.

[heady rapids]

it's somehow even more boring cause there's next to no actual ranged resistance enemy wise

dodge deck with 100% dodge

wuh

[chrome wave]

how hard do you think the review bomb will be for if they revert the linger change

[heady rapids]

except like 80% of the enemies are melee and can't physically reach you

[hexed igloo]

BtL vs 140 crushers who wins

[heady rapids]

I legit forgot about this

oh my fucking god

we are done for

[chrome wave]

it'll be like when fs decided to buff ranged units when auric board was still relatively new

so wildly unpopular they reverted lmao

[heady rapids]

I don't remember that but I remember release shotgunners

[hexed igloo]

They gotta nerf the dodge linger into the dirt bro some shit like only on hivescum/talent locked and for only 0.2 seconds

[wheat matrix]

I’m gonna get fucked so hard on the ranged linger revert

[heady rapids]

I remember the fire buff that had 100 dps or something

[wheat matrix]

I’ve no experience with havoc without it

[chrome wave]

sometimes i miss release dt

[heady rapids]

ogryn players never had it

[chrome wave]

when people would flame me for running plasma with 3 21% hp curios to vent all my health away

[hexed igloo]

Like just give psyker/hive/zealot a talent node to give 0.2sec dodge linger

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

[hexed igloo]

It needs to be damn near useless

[chrome wave]

then it would be mandatory to take

[heady rapids]

the wheel of samsara turns

[chrome wave]

.2 doesn't seem like a large amount of time but it's certainly noticeable in tighter situations

[hexed igloo]

Better than spam dodge to be invulnerable

[chrome wave]

but if they take the node it would nearly that anyway

[hexed igloo]

Or even better just give everyone 0.2/0.1 linger and it goes away when you're outta dodges

Why the fuck does it still apply when you're out of dodges

[hexed igloo]

this is under the assumption no linger when no stam

[chrome wave]

to be clear u mean like when you're just out of stamina and not out of effective dodges?

or when you're out of effective dodges

[hexed igloo]

Both

[amber zealot]

They should rework dodging so you do a dark souls dodge roll but your first person view follows it faithfully

[hexed igloo]

If you're out of either you get no linger

[amber zealot]

That'll stop people using it too much

[heady rapids]

https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSa2tsap7/

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[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/gliznorp-alien-cat-bald-green-gif-7415781222793666173

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/the-what-smile-whut-weird-stare-gif-16592004

[acoustic dune]

jelly is a lesbian

[wheat matrix]

We know this already

[sterile stone]

I coulda told you that

[ivory marlin]

What

[acoustic dune]

well i didnt

[sterile stone]

That's the only people he flirts with

[ivory marlin]

Chat pick a lane

Do i like men or women

[acoustic dune]

you aare a lesbian

so youll like lesbian

so whatever is lesbin

meaning

yes

[chrome wave]

i'm ok with rolling rotten armour but why do i roll blight with it like 75% of the time

[carmine lance]

Ngl I’d take blight over rotten

[ivory marlin]

Actually not true

Ive only bedded men

[chrome wave]

brother i have both 😭

[ivory marlin]

Its so easy

[sterile stone]

Yeah but every time you've tried to flirt with women

They've been lesbians

EVery

Single

Time

[ivory marlin]

Not entirely

[sterile stone]

[carmine lance]

[ivory marlin]

One lady who im still in contact with said she liked me just needed some time cuz she just left a long term relationship

Shes pretty

Tatted the fuck up

[chrome wave]

how long has it been since then

[sterile stone]

Is this the barista

[ivory marlin]

idk

time is weird

[acoustic dune]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lie-detector-muglaliteto-IkjC28vmuR3ezWNtmU

concrete

IS RIGHT THERE

[heady rapids]

you'll pull more bitches after you follow through with your nosejob

trust

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-what-am-i-reading-what-am-i-looking-at-guy-looking-at-paper-jimmy-butler-looking-at-paper-gif-10656430272991200421

[wheat matrix]

LOL

[acoustic dune]

platonic

you arse

[hexed igloo]

You like big burly oiled up MEN

[ivory marlin]

no

[sterile stone]

I don't wanna shit on someone's accomplishments but...

[heady rapids]

seeing u made me remember that we wanted to play jackbox

[ivory marlin]

i like twinks

[heady rapids]

and I forgot

[sterile stone]

Men got low standards like a mf

[acoustic dune]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wtf-speech-bubble-opinion-qFsTKbIxFpXFoAkDgb

[wheat matrix]

We can’t tomorrow

[sterile stone]

[hexed igloo]

Keep tellin urself that homie

[wheat matrix]

But thurs or Friday

[hexed igloo]

Gateway drug

[wheat matrix]

Ping people

[ivory marlin]

utah gay men are defo smth

[amber zealot]

What's the best zealot build for pulling a tatted up baddie?

[wheat matrix]

ask if they want to play on Thursday or Friday @heady rapids

[heady rapids]

I ping

[chrome wave]

i thought they were mormon no?

[sterile stone]

Lmao

[ivory marlin]

i think for now ima avoid it just with how little trust i have in their loyalty

[sterile stone]

The fucken mormon gays

[wheat matrix]

I didn’t realise lesbians liked men

Weird

[sterile stone]

They telling you how they've sinned while bending their wrist going yass queen

[violet hornet]

new veteran technique: hiding in a corner when you hear a burster, but carefully picking a spot where it'll hit you anyways

[amber zealot]

Trade secret

[sterile stone]

Lights out

My heart hurts

[hexed igloo]

If a mtf is lesbian are they straight or

[wheat matrix]

I… don’t know

Let me check

Can’t rn

Shit

[sterile stone]

Hold on

In what sense tho?

Like do they like men?

Women?

[wheat matrix]

If a mtf likes women

are they gay or straight

I assume straight

[heady rapids]

pretty sure they're gay if you're woke

[sterile stone]

I mean do we have any mtf lesbians here to get a answer for this?

[heady rapids]

if they're mtf and into women and u call them straight that's lowk transphobic to a degree? but idk

the amount of strength it's taking me to not ping yam rn

[wheat matrix]

I can ask Anna tomorrow

[heady rapids]

like

wait

am I stuipd

let me rethink that

[wheat matrix]

Yes

[heady rapids]

mtf is female

and female on female is gay

yeah no I'm on the right track

[wheat matrix]

Wait

[heady rapids]

all good

[wheat matrix]

Yeah no

That’s it

They’re gay

That’s it

[calm salmon]

MtF that likes women is gay

[wheat matrix]

Yeah

Oh hi puri

[sterile stone]

Who?

[wheat matrix]

I finished gaunts ghosts

[wheat matrix]

Zoe

[calm salmon]

MtF that likes men is straight

[hexed igloo]

I had a ftm friend who liked women but I never asked him abt it

[calm salmon]

Oh hell yeah

[sterile stone]

Ooooh

[wheat matrix]

Archon sucked

Big donkey penis

[calm salmon]

I only got as far as Gelmire

I think that's the chaos planet

[wheat matrix]

Gereon

[calm salmon]

that's it

[wheat matrix]

Or something

[calm salmon]

Random sex scene out of nowhere

Sticks out in my head 15 years later

[wheat matrix]

Literally never gets mentioned ever again

[calm salmon]

It kinda does

But only because Gaunt keeps thinking its Ana that bedded him

[wheat matrix]

Yeah but he realises it isn’t pretty quickly

And after that

Never mentioned again

[calm salmon]

yeah

Its SO weird