zealot-class

[signal spoke]

https://youtu.be/MLmdp8xEHTU?si=r-jhhPC43hLzQYiW 60 fps update, trailer shows 30 fps

[sterile stone]

This was like last month

[ivory marlin]

No i don’t think so

[sterile stone]

Yeah clara came back recently

[royal vortex]

darcy was higher on the food chain than mort, because she would bully mort

[deft badge]

Was here for all of what, 10 minutes before she started screeching about trans people?

[elfin thorn]

who's clara 👀

[heady rapids]

human eye can't see more than 30 so I think it's just a you issue

[sterile stone]

To be fair everyone does.

[royal vortex]

yeah but it was funny to watch darcy do it

[elfin thorn]

wow that's feral

[heady rapids]

also hop on video jame

[ivory marlin]

Mort was probably just glad a woman was talking to him

[royal vortex]

lmfao

[deft badge]

There was a time period where Clara wanted to fuck most men in zealot chat iirc

[sterile stone]

Watching some mentally unstable person bully a sexual deviant

What a time to be alive

[ivory marlin]

💀

[royal vortex]

not me. apparently the secret code was to say "im terrified of women" and this protected me from her indefinitely

[elfin thorn]

ohhh i think i heard ripples of that

[deft badge]

Modern day bumfights

[sterile stone]

Honestly

[elfin thorn]

cuz i remember zealot chst being branded as horny chat

#zealot-class message

[sterile stone]

I mean it wasn't always like this

[heady rapids]

y'all didn't see her post porn in modding

and dox people

[sterile stone]

It started in vet chat

Then migrated here

[deft badge]

They might be the only actual Femcel I've ever seen ngl

[elfin thorn]

i remember seeing that pin like months after it was pinned

[deft badge]

All ik about the modding discord is that it's where DTcord washouts end up

[elfin thorn]

and was like wtf is going on there

[signal spoke]

what video john

[royal vortex]

every server has the 'unofficial version' where you go if you get banned from the main one. most of the people there are normally banned for good reason

[ivory marlin]

Zealot chat got told to calm down before xbox got added

[heady rapids]

letham pompany

[deft badge]

Nah I agree, if you manage to get banned from this place you had to work for it.

[elfin thorn]

sounds like vet won the hot potato minigame hahaha

[heady rapids]

that too

[signal spoke]

huh, what is the modpack again

[heady rapids]

I'll ping

[sterile stone]

I mean not really if you think about it

[elfin thorn]

crazy

[deft badge]

I don't mod DT, so I do not go to the modding discord tbh

[ivory marlin]

She lethal on my company till i hit quota

[sterile stone]

Most of the other class threads are dead husks

It's like the same 3 people talking in there

[elfin thorn]

true

[deft badge]

Tbh

Genchat is the god awful chat now

[heady rapids]

its a horrible place but its also very funny

for obv reason

s

i mean modding is

[deft badge]

That place cannot go 20 minutes without getting sexual in some manner

[ivory marlin]

Golden days zealot chat or race war ogryn chat

[deft badge]

Zealot vs Ogryn chat war

[heady rapids]

OH ALSO DORN IS IN THERE

[hexed igloo]

Vet class - nothing but metatalk
Ogryn - Grug rp
Zealot - femboys and schizophrenics
Arbites- racism

[elfin thorn]

wow guess i checked modding dt server when nothing was going on. didn't know it was so chaotic

[heady rapids]

isnt pgrun just racist chat

[deft badge]

Vet chat is so sterilized it's boring

[elfin thorn]

the good ending

[deft badge]

Nah nowadays id say og chat is larper chat

[signal spoke]

holy mods

[heady rapids]

u werent there when someone figured out that everyone perms

[royal vortex]

the funniest was release era zealot chat. every time i opened it people would be incredibly vitriolic over essentially nothing

[heady rapids]

i can dm u the vid of that

[deft badge]

Og chat used to have some real capital G Gamers in it back when

[elfin thorn]

sure!

[royal vortex]

some slurs are simply british culture

u must understand

[hexed igloo]

Saying smth else is racist chat when arbites exists is crazy

[sullen forge]

@solar gorge get the image

[deft badge]

I vividly remember this

[royal vortex]

it was so funny

[sullen forge]

The Arby chat image

[hexed igloo]

That's foreboding

[heady rapids]

@signal spoke we're vcing

[deft badge]

God Og chat used to be so bad

Like Og chat was advanced racists

[sullen forge]

It’s so fucking funny

[hexed igloo]

What vc I might join in awhile to shittalk if you'll have me

[deft badge]

Compared to current day Arb chat

[signal spoke]

hold up, I am just waiting for mods install

[sullen forge]

“Let’s fight somewhere empty”

Arby chat

[heady rapids]

sure give me a min

[hexed igloo]

Oh that one lmao yeah I know it

[deft badge]

How long did those idiots argue about damage numbers for

[hexed igloo]

Sry I meant in a while

[elfin thorn]

og? like ogryn or OG?

[deft badge]

Og like Ogryn

[elfin thorn]

i think i cane in oggy chat like a bit after racism era ended

[sullen forge]

Easily 5 hours

[elfin thorn]

i kept coming and going for a while before i got consistent with playing darktide in general

[deft badge]

I haven't seen either of them in arb chat in awhile and there's actual productive question answering in there now

[deft badge]

If it makes you feel better I literally only play elden ring rn and I'm only here to shitpost most of the time

[elfin thorn]

i think it was around july 2023 when i started popping around more often 🤔

[elfin thorn]

lol that's awesome

[ivory marlin]

This server has such rich history

[elfin thorn]

fr

better than fucking helldivers

[ivory marlin]

Also josho and exhil flirt a LOT

[signal spoke]

more deep lore than general 40k

[hexed igloo]

Helldivers used to be cool and then all the mods put broomsticks up their asses

[royal vortex]

i havent really tided in a year at this point. but kind of tangentially related i run an inquisition campaign in imperium maledictum so thats basically clsoe enough

[royal vortex]

God forbid a man be capable of banter

[deft badge]

I got banned from the hd2 discord cause when I got warned for mentioning cocaine(drug reference) I pinged the mods to ask them what everyone calls the stimm booster stimms

[ivory marlin]

Didn’t you write a love letter or am i thinking of smth else

[royal vortex]

I have never written anyone a love letter. I have received a few

[ivory marlin]

From exhil?

[elfin thorn]

there was a 3 hour "debate" between these 2 randos about guns cuz arrowhead doesn't really display info in-game and despite the smarties laying down the foundational law, they just kept fighting

[royal vortex]

No

[signal spoke]

Holy this is something i really have not seen for years

[elfin thorn]

it was entertaining as no one pinged mods for a while

[heady rapids]

i dmed u

[elfin thorn]

more company my beloved

[heady rapids]

also the helldivers server is very funny cause they have a bot that posts a couple hours or so

[hexed igloo]

I know what kind of man you are

[elfin thorn]

i love lethak it's so silly and scary

[heady rapids]

about leaking

shit

[elfin thorn]

true

[heady rapids]

mmm

[elfin thorn]

oki

[royal vortex]

I'm not sure what this means but I'm glad you've learned something

[deft badge]

It varied depending on channel

Armory got told not to talk about leaks

[ivory marlin]

Josho’s “banter” is only with exhil

Doesn’t flirt with anyone else

[royal vortex]

ur essentially doing entrail reading rn

[hexed igloo]

I have a coworker that's a guy and he's so fucking weird bro I had a (male) friend sitting on my lap and he was getting all weird and uncomfortable about it like "hmm that's a bit gay guys" like yeah???

[deft badge]

Jelly i think you just want someone to homoerotically banter with you

[elfin thorn]

holy heaping shitshow lol

i love it

[ivory marlin]

Nah i got a few of those

[hexed igloo]

I can join if you want I do a lot of that

[elfin thorn]

im an armory resident. i see it all the time

fuck galactic chat though

[deft badge]

I used to hang out in armory

[elfin thorn]

1984 that place

[deft badge]

Only channel worth using

[elfin thorn]

i swore i've seen u there. you look familiar

[hexed igloo]

Yo what was the mod bot they use I'm tryna find my ban log

[royal vortex]

one must always remember the homoerotic behavior horseshoe

[deft badge]

Jake | SES Lady of Liberty probably

[ivory marlin]

Weve flirted before i think

[deft badge]

I am not there anymore lol

[hexed igloo]

Probably

[royal vortex]

one end is the incredibly straight men and the other is the incredibly homosexual

[deft badge]

For aforementioned reasons

[hexed igloo]

My girlfriend was present and he kept sideeying her like "you're okay with this?"

[royal vortex]

lmfao

[elfin thorn]

i can't see. they hid the member list to show only mods, support staff, and ah devs

[ivory marlin]

I flirt with a lot of people

[elfin thorn]

can't see bots

[ivory marlin]

Sometimes unintentional

[hexed igloo]

Bfuh lmao

[royal vortex]

ISN'T THERE SOMEONE YOU FORGOT TO ASK

[heady rapids]

knifi home

[elfin thorn]

what the dawg doin

[elfin thorn]

LOLL

[hexed igloo]

It's like dude I got 2 thighs for a reason I got space for both on my lap

[ivory marlin]

💀

[elfin thorn]

who's jelly

[ivory marlin]

Hi

[elfin thorn]

reveal thyself

[ivory marlin]

Im jellypost345

Aka bonesaw lover

[elfin thorn]

🥀

[heady rapids]

he's practically begging strangers online to call him things

[elfin thorn]

ur not jelly but you're jelly related

[ivory marlin]

You are pushing a false narrative

[royal vortex]

gelatinous, perhaps

[elfin thorn]

where can i find jelly, jellypost345

[heady rapids]

jellypost67

[ivory marlin]

People call me jelly

[elfin thorn]

throwback

[elfin thorn]

idk how the mod ended up developing

[heady rapids]

LMAO

[elfin thorn]

but a chaos spawn named bruh is so fucking funny

[ornate bone]

Suddenly, for no reason in particular, I had an urge for Fatshark to buy the Hellgate IP off of Hanbisoft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHkhzNLHC4g

[ivory marlin]

I want you dead

[royal vortex]

Allow peace into your heart

[ivory marlin]

I want that twink obliterated josho

Do it

[royal vortex]

I think you've misunderstood our relationship

[hexed igloo]

Allow these balls into your mouth

[glad ermine]

I just bought a waffle, croissant and juice box for 1.9€ I love shitty economy

[royal vortex]

I'm not gonna do either of those things

[ornate bone]

playful creature

[ivory marlin]

Coward

[elfin thorn]

that's a pretty long name. mind if i just call ya joseph?

[hexed igloo]

Dog

[royal vortex]

i prefer the term "craven"

[ornate bone]

bonbon

[stuck thicket]

hello everybody.

[hexed igloo]

Cretin

[ivory marlin]

I call josho freak

[ornate bone]

skaven

[royal vortex]

an evil wizard once forced me to take the name "Josiah no Japan"

[ivory marlin]

Howdy

[glad ermine]

What do yall know bout amita

[royal vortex]

i have never been as cool since

[ivory marlin]

Your pfp is pretty swag

[elfin thorn]

hi

[ornate bone]

Oh, you mean Paaop

[royal vortex]

You're biased and not an objective source

[visual stream]

1/2

[ornate bone]

it sucks shit

[elfin thorn]

i thought the evil wizard called you freak

[elfin thorn]

instagram watermark at its finest 💪

[royal vortex]

jelly is nothing compared to the unfathomably horrible evil wizard of mundane sadism

[royal vortex]

known to many as "Stan"

[stuck thicket]

no.

[elfin thorn]

im sorry

[ivory marlin]

:(

[elfin thorn]

most sane dnd campaign

[ivory marlin]

Im pretty mild

Stan is smth

[stuck thicket]

honestly if i were to kill someone the murder weapon would be a spork

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-scare-raizem93-dojrp-gif-21112888

[elfin thorn]

plastic or metal spork

[north sedge]

Boarbon

[royal vortex]

borbin

bour-b-b-b-bourbon

[ivory marlin]

A foreboding warlock once told me id get killed by a spork

[stuck thicket]

dont matter i could make either work

[hexed igloo]

Man this game fucking sucks how do you even

[royal vortex]

bojack horseman wordle

[stuck thicket]

im gonna do wordle because im bored

[ivory marlin]

The world was clearly pisss

[solar gorge]

i'm bored

[hexed igloo]

Take the horsepill

[solar gorge]

i'm gonna kill you

[north sedge]

He's a minotaur

[hexed igloo]

Iirc it was guess I did that awhile ago

[royal vortex]

yeah. cuz. horse-man

that's what a minotaur is

Does zealot chat know about the sandpaper

[ivory marlin]

I found a pic of me in middle school next to my old horse before she died

Rip penny

[hexed igloo]

There's a server I'm in where everyone just does wordle and I swear these mfs have never read a book every day I see "fake ass word bruh"

[ivory marlin]

Most of the time i see people call the word hitler

[hexed igloo]

I'm paraphrasing there's usually a slur in there

[ivory marlin]

Real

[hexed igloo]

Wordle gets a gamer heated

[royal vortex]

im glad u hang around real upstanding citizens

[glad ermine]

Show meh

[ivory marlin]

I thought blade was gonna call me a slur once and now he thinks i like getting degraded

[wheat matrix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/414461001455632385/1395853297549578292/togif-23.gif

[deft badge]

Bojack was such a 10/10 show

[hexed igloo]

I'm just in the server boss

[deft badge]

Genuinely the best thing Netflix ever put out

[ivory marlin]

Darcy moment

[ornate bone]

Paaop

[royal vortex]

it's one of my favorites

[vivid bough]

you did ur best

[deft badge]

Same, made me become a better person tbh.

[glad ermine]

Son 😭

[spare talon]

Extol was that for me, and kefir cuz i just didnt know what that was

But some people didnt know knell

[north sedge]

No

[ornate bone]

You are like those people that call the PRNDL a "shift stick"

Legitimate brain damage

[ivory marlin]

Heya cole

[spare talon]

Who are you

[ivory marlin]

:(

[hexed igloo]

I get kefir tbh it's a weird ass fermented milk drink that like only crust hippies and Russians know about

[glad ermine]

I'm gonna give you brain damage little one

[ornate bone]

Next thing I know, the vroom-vroom is now a car

[spare talon]

:)

[ivory marlin]

2nd time today

[vivid bough]

heyyy cole my man no time long see
i thought you died in the war

[spare talon]

I did

[elfin thorn]

LOL

[solar gorge]

who's cole

[elfin thorn]

coalslaw

[ornate bone]

Cole became a living saint through great feats of crusher-fixing

[glad ermine]

I only know epic

[ornate bone]

Or was that Josh

[spare talon]

Crab

[ivory marlin]

Coal is a type of fuel

[hexed igloo]

You know who else died in the war

[ornate bone]

Okay, back to your grave then

[north sedge]

Crab is the patron saint of crusher

[spare talon]

Crab did crusher and dclaw

[royal vortex]

and then they killed it by giving it slaughterer

game ruined

[deft badge]

Net neutral then, huh?

[vivid bough]

adolf hitler...

[ornate bone]

I want Crab to make the mk7 dclaw do the strike heavy after the strike light

[spare talon]

It had 4 blessings and 3 of them were the same

[royal vortex]

and it was based

[north sedge]

Anyway stan thought that people bleached their buttholes by using sandpaper

[solar gorge]

josho ur always so real

[royal vortex]

only 2 of them were the same anyways thunderstrike was just worse

[hexed igloo]

I mean he kinda died outside of the war while the war was going on

[solar gorge]

like when you say you wished gambling was still here

ur so zaed

[nimble fiber]

unsay that pls

[royal vortex]

implied to be attached to a drill-like apparatus

[solar gorge]

zazed

[north sedge]

Crab has retired to a villa

[deft badge]

I'm ngl sometimes Stan got me thinking the issue with the education system is the teachers

[spare talon]

Its stupid to have 1 build

[royal vortex]

im glad u have noticed

[spare talon]

For a weapon

[royal vortex]

he was SO fucking adamant it was beautiful

[hexed igloo]

I wipe with the brush next to the toilet rly lets me scrub out my insides

[solar gorge]

you're like me but from NA (evil)

[spare talon]

Not just "what's good"
Crusher LITERALLY had no choice

[royal vortex]

exactly

[solar gorge]

it was unique because you ran something other than just +power

[wheat matrix]

you can delete the message but you cant unsandpaper-bleach your asshole

[royal vortex]

there's essentially no difference between the incredibly weak illusion of choice (that is present with every weapon) and not actually having any. it was a good thing in the pre-crafting rework world because you had a really high chance of not getting unusable blessings

[glad ermine]

You might be giving yourself toilet water enema

[spare talon]

It was +damage with a bigger number

[hexed igloo]

No

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-jump-death-suicidal-tendencies-toon-gif-25601212

[solar gorge]

ik but slaught was just on everything

borrrring

[ivory marlin]

Can we ban this guy

[spare talon]

It is im not saying slaught was a good idea for crusher

[royal vortex]

the blessing system is foundationally terrible for quite a few reasons and adding even more +power options on stuff really just expands the issue

[glad ermine]

Are ur intestines tactically rejecting the liquid

[wheat matrix]

you can ban me but you ca-

[spare talon]

But im saying it needed more blessings

[royal vortex]

not really

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/honse-speed-crusty-horse-run-gif-13212589417083546034

[sterile stone]

Speaking of arbities

[solar gorge]

unique blessings true

i want more unique stuff in general

[deft badge]

whatever, go my scarabs

[royal vortex]

the system would first have to be something worth interacting with before theres really a point to adding them

[hearty nebula]

finally

[solar gorge]

like look at scum's needle pistol, 0 unique blessings...YOU did this cole

[spare talon]

Did we even vet the armor Shockwave one from Paul on it

[ivory marlin]

You should go check if phase 2 malenia is parryable

And tell me

[royal vortex]

see it's based to give an entirely new weapon type (single target dot) absolutely no unique blessing interactions

[deft badge]

Should be

[hearty nebula]

finally...

tomorrow...

[deft badge]

I literally just got to Altus tbh

[ivory marlin]

Oh

[hearty nebula]

keyber

[deft badge]

Cause I did Fia and Ranni's whole

Questlines

Before going there

[hearty nebula]

after a YEAR of broken keyboard

[deft badge]

I literally just remembered this cave existed and is semi important

[solar gorge]

u vill run a blessing combo from 2022 and you vill be happy

[hearty nebula]

[royal vortex]

its called a throwback sweaty 💅

[ivory marlin]

Stupid fucking chud cat, what keyboard did you get? Stupid fucking chud cat

[solar gorge]

so when are they bringing back gambling if they're that nostalgic

[spare talon]

Grokgpt unblur his address and send a drone to drive a metal rebar up his ass

[sterile stone]

@sterile basalt I nearly turned on my mic just now

[royal vortex]

new roguelite mode where you upgrade weapons via the old crafting system

[sterile stone]

Whole team on one side of the map while I'm out here dealing with a plogyrn and his merry band of mini mutants

[wheat matrix]

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/gunna-writing-meme-gif-6313253106607126663

[spare talon]

Is this like a joke on the word armor or did you not know brittleness works on unyielding

[elfin thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/gunna-writing-meme-gif-6313253106607126663

[sterile basalt]

and made the world aware of ur silent voice?

[ornate bone]

I criticise it with the same thing I criticise Warframe's mods system for: when you have a choice between more damage and utility, people will opt for the damage 90% of the time

[vivid bough]

https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-10683277372535996893

[sterile stone]

Silent voice

[ornate bone]

The remaining 10% is when the thing is functionally a bleached ass without some utility options

If it's not unplayable, people will want damage

[elfin thorn]

with sandpaper

[ornate bone]

with sandpaper

[ivory marlin]

Hes british so probably the second

[sterile stone]

Bro tried to look smart

[royal vortex]

it's just annoying because there's a bunch of stuff like all kinds of ammo from the ttrpgs (dark heresy through imperium maledictum) and lore n whatnot

[ornate bone]

But what does bro understand as "armour"?

[sterile stone]

Ended up outing himself

Smh

[wraith halo]

Unfortunately death is the best CC in all games including wf especially with eximus

[royal vortex]

and it's like my first thought would be any weapon modifications should start from the idea of adapting the stuff you can change about a gun in-lore

and then it's just like uhh more stats

[wraith halo]

No reason not to do a warfrallion damage

[sterile basalt]

wat

[sterile stone]

Not you

Val

[ornate bone]

Oh, this one reminded me: Insurgency had an ammo system with standard, HP and AP ammo, and the meta was basically to run AP because it killed people even faster in an already low TTK game

[royal vortex]

the shotguns get it right (non-ogryn) in that the specials give u the custom bullets

[wheat matrix]

does it?

[sterile basalt]

who's val

[wheat matrix]

I though tit worked on flak cara only

[wheat matrix]

me

[sterile basalt]

it's in the guide

[ornate bone]

HP ammo was fun and actually made a lot of low caliber weapons scary by aiming for limbs, but aiming for limbs is awkward and people just grabbed AP to keep one-shotting everyone in the chest witht the M16 or AKM

[vivid bough]

actual misinformation enjoyer :[

[wheat matrix]

this implies ive read the guide.

[sterile stone]

I told you this while you were making that thing

People

Don't

Read

[ornate bone]

Bro did not have knowledge

[sterile basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075782743285301308/1448329868491100252/supra.gif

[ornate bone]

Rending only doesn't work for unarmored and infested

[vivid bough]

the two headed bird god thanks you for your service

[sterile basalt]

it's ok

[long oasis]

thats why you have to cite passages at them like theyre magic spells

[ornate bone]

Brittleness is rending as a debuff on the enemy instead of a buff to you

[royal vortex]

i think essentially any customization system that has an impact on the game will have some degree of meta trending but it simply doesn't have to be as bad as darktide's

[spare talon]

Warframe sometimes manages to pull something cool from their ass where they utilize lesser stuff, like stacking an unreasonable amount of status on a weapon cuz it adds base crit chance based on the status which lets it do both
Or recently something that gives you a buttfuck amount of multishot when youre above 1000 energy (lots of investment into something you typically dont go this far into) and results in new builds better than raw damage stacking

[wheat matrix]

i mean, I'm sure the guide is great, I just generally don't read guides in anything I play nowdays.

[royal vortex]

guides are evil

[ornate bone]

True. In a way, it's more about lessening the gap between things, than trying to make everything equally useful

[royal vortex]

ignorance is strength

[long oasis]

Rending is a unique player-side buff that boosts their attacks’ ADM against Flak, Carapace, Maniac & Unyielding enemies, and stacks additively with itself up to 100% (>100% rending does nothing). Rending has no effect on Unarmored & Infested enemies. Damage falloff in this game comes in the form of reduced ADM at specific ranges, so ADM modifiers can help counteract that.
Take that!!

[sterile stone]

Bro I would pay a small fortune to someone to just rewrite every guide for this game in Latin and delete the English version.

[wheat matrix]

im not reading it.

u cant make me.

[wraith halo]

Idek what de is gonna do about their big space magic game anymore

[ornate bone]

Like, it's not that agile is a bad blessing for taxe and DS, it's that the thing competes with uncanny strike, shred, headtaker, brutal momentum, rampage, etc.

[wraith halo]

It's so nutty

[royal vortex]

yeah its like if u can keep the options from feeling like a waste to at least some percentage of the playerbase u have suceeded as much as can be expected

[sterile stone]

Simple

[wraith halo]

Kullervo is still a stupidly simple frame but just so effective and fun

[sterile basalt]

it's ok
fearless are the ignorant

[sterile stone]

Release more skins with big asses

[royal vortex]

but then also games like darktide have tons of people who have no idea what theyre doing for builds anyways

[ornate bone]

Agile is a silly good blessing for utility because it basically gives you pre-nerf force sword dodges

[royal vortex]

and just pick random stuff that sounds good or goes down on column of the tree

[wraith halo]

As long as some of them are men for equal representation

[ornate bone]

But more damage and cleave feels SO good

[long oasis]

soon

[sterile stone]

You can't cake up frost

It just doesn't work

[long oasis]

I bet the next dex skin will be gooner bait

again

[wraith halo]

Tbh I thought the trees were going to be a lot harder to understand than they actually are

[spare talon]

They made him a dilf tho

[wraith halo]

They're not that bad

[ivory marlin]

Hes hot as is tho

[sterile stone]

How do you make a frame who's built like a double a battery a dilf

What

[ivory marlin]

Velimir i wish you left your wife for me 😔

[long oasis]

why does he need a big ass tho

[spare talon]

Have you seen him

[long oasis]

the business end is at the front

[sterile stone]

Not recently no

[ornate bone]

The Kybalion told me that I should pick all blessings at the top of the vet tree

[ivory marlin]

Have you not seen him?

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-1999-warframe-1999-techrot-encore-minerva-gif-1294499047602617563

[ornate bone]

It's merely hermeticism

[sterile stone]

Since when do you go to a bakery with no cake?

[wraith halo]

Me.

[ivory marlin]

Big fan

[solar gorge]

croissants

[wheat matrix]

when ur not a fat fuck.

american trying to comprehend non obese people

[ivory marlin]

Damn

[sterile stone]

He looks like a gay sassy uncle who owns a clothing brand.

[ivory marlin]

Hes married to sayrin

[solar gorge]

would

[long oasis]

he has game he bagged minerva

[ornate bone]

Bro has white hair and dark bear

d

bear

[long oasis]

then they broke up because their relationship is toxic af

[hexed igloo]

speaking of arbites
doesn't continue
Okay??

[ornate bone]

The truth is terrible to bear

[wraith halo]

Straight people can and have given off the biggest gay vibes in the past

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-gif-21110512

[wraith halo]

It's just how it works

[ornate bone]

80s rock

[ivory marlin]

You play therapist tho and they get back together

[sterile stone]

Cop class

Racist

No surprise

[long oasis]

I did that

[sterile stone]

I've seen Derick Chauvin the arbities like 8 billion times now

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/shitpost_game/status/2012838627798032447?s=20

shitpost game (@shitpost_game)

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[spare talon]

His chat profile is also "papa polar" with a polar bear icon

[wraith halo]

what.

[wheat matrix]

old man memory timed out

[sterile stone]

Bruh have you not???

[wraith halo]

It's not FAIR why can't I HAVE HIM

[sterile stone]

Like every other arbities on launch was either

Body cam

Or some variation of Chauvin

[wraith halo]

[sterile stone]

Or

I can't breath

[long oasis]

body cam off

[ivory marlin]

All of his transfer dialogue is also very “cool dad”

[ornate bone]

me on my way to name my arbites something bodycam-related (I'm super creative)

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-christian-bale-patrick-bateman-walking-gif-9041276689551848411

[wraith halo]

Jesus Christ do people really have no tact or social grace

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/what-you-sure-you-sure-about-that-dog-watching-gif-26139783

[spare talon]

Theyre the only 2 that cant be dated, de is just cold

[elfin thorn]

at least u made a memorable screenshot as a by-product!

[wraith halo]

I named my arb sonya lmfao

[sterile stone]

It's war hammer lmao

[ornate bone]

Take a guess what people were naming their hive scums

[ivory marlin]

Nah the 19 year old cant be either

[long oasis]

did u expect something different from 40k fans

[ivory marlin]

Nova

[long oasis]

big mistake

none of the hex are

[spare talon]

Oh right its the whole roundtable

[long oasis]

the triad are tho

[sterile stone]

Wait who's the proto frame that looks like David Bowie?

[long oasis]

oui oui

flare

[wraith halo]

Fuck what is their name

[spare talon]

Literally all of the hex is

[spare talon]

Temple, a new one

[wraith halo]

Yeah there ya go

[long oasis]

idk why I said the hex

[wraith halo]

I chose amir, the volt protoframe

[long oasis]

wtf are they even called

[ornate bone]

What the fuck is a protoframe

[wraith halo]

Mostly because they remind me of my actual partner but mostly cos he's so damn cute and easy to love

[spare talon]

Theres only 3 groups
Hex roundtable triad

[ornate bone]

Did they add even more Warframe types

[sterile stone]

Better question

[wraith halo]

Human versions of Warframe from an alternate timeline set in 1999. All of them are trapped in a time loop.

[sterile stone]

Did they add anymore Umbra frames?

[ornate bone]

I remember Excalibur Umbra existing for them folks who didn't get the prime

[long oasis]

roundtable is minerva velimir kaya right?

[sterile stone]

Umbra was originally suppose to be the Chinese client's version of prime.

[ornate bone]

Does it have Ryan Gosling

Important question

[spare talon]

Humanoid warframes
People with names
Theyre skins you can buy but like still story characters
Like Arthur nightingale, voiced by Ben starr (or verso from e33) is Excalibur

[sterile stone]

When it first released in China.

[elfin thorn]

anyone got funny darktide media stuff

[long oasis]

ngl I wish I could selectively mute kaya

[ornate bone]

Huh

They straight up added human warframes

[sterile stone]

Yeah

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[sterile stone]

1999 update

[wraith halo]

And you can date some of them

[long oasis]

I remember playing eda and it was so annoying cuz she only has 3 lines and theyre all corny af

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-wf-warframe-1999-arthur-typing-gif-6592871700210600734

[wraith halo]

And they're actually really cool

[sterile stone]

I bought the backpack bundle

Then never logged in

[sterile basalt]

I changed my arb name to dreadnot

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn-47-awooga-gif-8051092072907425471

[wraith halo]

They're all freaks lmao

Every super powered one of them

[sterile stone]

Basically a bg3 playthrough

[sullen forge]

God it’s peak

[wraith halo]

It's honestly kind of hilarious how good de did w their romances

And their characters

They're all.super unique

[ivory marlin]

The trinity one is so hot

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-up-hold-on-wayment-startled-idris-elba-gif-15124790

[long oasis]

cuz they outsourced it

[ivory marlin]

I knew instantly on reveal thats who i was going for

https://tenor.com/view/lettie-leticia-garcia-warframe-1999-warframe-1999-gif-6884902705412560096

[long oasis]

to a studio that actually has experience writing that sorta stuff

[sterile stone]

I thought you liked men

Bro is a fake gay

[wraith halo]

I'm a fake gay

[ivory marlin]

I like personality regardless of gender

[wraith halo]

Ever since I stopped caring about gender

[spare talon]

You can date the one with the tentacle tongue
And she uses it in the new years eve kiss

[sterile stone]

Wait what in the quantum physics...

They're both the same person

[royal vortex]

if they dont hate me i dont want them

[ivory marlin]

Real

[ornate bone]

I'm looking it up now and Saryn is super fitting

Mommy mode

[long oasis]

not me I want her tongue down my fucking throat

[ivory marlin]

Shes married tho

[vivid bough]

...

[wraith halo]

You can't romance her because she's married to daddy frost

[ornate bone]

to me

[wraith halo]

It's literally a war crime

[frozen kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/206466559672188928/1336144554323218454/Sigle_optimized.gif

[ornate bone]

they culled the meta before it even happened

[wraith halo]

It was like 15 9/11s

[ivory marlin]

Nova frost saryn and whatever the rocker nonbinary are all unromanceable

[wraith halo]

When I found you couldn't romance Frost

[royal vortex]

How did they get that many planes?

[ornate bone]

Is it odd that I was, like, super into Frost back when I started?

It's a sign

A sign of the times

[spare talon]

Using the protoframe skins is funny, cuz they have lines
"Sure, piss off the lady with acid and poison powers, THAT'll end well"

[ivory marlin]

He was my most used frame before i started playing oberon

[ornate bone]

Eventually I realized how goated Loki is

[wraith halo]

Asking nicely

[spare talon]

Amir will kick bubble gum and chew ass, and hes all outta ass

[ivory marlin]

Cole who did you romance?

[sterile stone]

I hate that I laughed at this

[spare talon]

I pet the cat every new years

[sterile stone]

I was drinking water dammit

[long oasis]

who would your second choice be tho

[ivory marlin]

Elenor?

[long oasis]

besides the cat

[ornate bone]

Holy fuck, you date the warframes you control

Power dynamic

[wraith halo]

If you choose no one you pet the cat

[spare talon]

I pet kalymos

[ornate bone]

Awkwarrrrrrd

[ivory marlin]

Oh wait yeah

Cole stays celibate

[long oasis]

the skins are noncanon

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/lettie-leticia-garcia-warframe-1999-warframe-1999-gif-6884902705412560096

[wraith halo]

Cole our aroace hero

[long oasis]

whatever that means in the warframe continuity

[wraith halo]

(?)

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/734555721198469124/1418956895179247678/doc_2025-09-20_21-39-33-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[hexed igloo]

Yeah that's why I said it initially

[long oasis]

eternalism or something

[ivory marlin]

The skins are canon

They are warframes

You control every warframe

Only difference is these ones need consent

[ornate bone]

Did they just make City 17 on Warframe

[long oasis]

but theyre not supposed to be in the origin system

[ornate bone]

Are back for Half-Life 3

[wraith halo]

Yes

[spare talon]

Ive played lots of excal recently after building him up and hes a nuke
But swapping to operator will make him say "just remember where you parked me", or coming back in he'll say "at least buy me dinner first" or "have you tried knocking"

[long oasis]

theyre explicitly stuck in 1999 are they not

[ivory marlin]

The drifter drags them out

[wraith halo]

This.

[ivory marlin]

But they go back once your done

[spare talon]

Leon/harrow is also terrified of archwings/heights

[wraith halo]

He acts as a conduit to the rest of the universe

And the protoframes comes thru

[ornate bone]

I want Loki to be Gaspard Ulliel

[frozen kernel]

First one building…then the whole neighborhood.

They’re got no reason to come to our place.

Don’t worry, they’ll find one:

Also how are yall gooning when they stand like this

[ivory marlin]

If oberon gets a proto i may need to break up with lettie

[frozen kernel]

I haven’t played warframe in years but the goblin stance ain’t it lol

[ivory marlin]

Depending on if hes a twink or a chud

[frozen kernel]

She looks like Sonic with the red shoes

[ivory marlin]

I forget oberon isnt his deluxe skin and build wrong

[long oasis]

what shoes

[long oasis]

those are her feet

[sterile stone]

Which one is the nun that people were simping for

[spare talon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/NIbCsndehcI

[wraith halo]

You posted an unshaded model of one of the characters with no background

[ivory marlin]

Wisp

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-the-devil's-triad-warframe-1999-1999-halloween-gif-9924474415929941758

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/lilo-and-stitch-misbehaving-licking-stitch-gif-17532884

[ivory marlin]

Double amputee french nun

[ornate bone]

seggs

[sterile stone]

French

[ornate bone]

Fr*nch

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/yuck-gross-gif-23415329

[ivory marlin]

Va is the same as wattson from apex

https://tenor.com/view/apex-legends-wattson-apex-legends-wattson-gif-22239949

[spare talon]

The devils triad is cool
I wish French people were real

[sterile stone]

French in one game

Swedish in another

[ivory marlin]

@solar gorge

[sterile stone]

What a odd turn of events

[long oasis]

I like the new operator faces a lot

[ivory marlin]

Real

[stuck thicket]

if im being

[frozen kernel]

Katawa Shoujo gamers losing their shit rn

[stuck thicket]

entirely honest

we need to destroy the french

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439302204358922270/1461799989876359340/image0.gif

[spare talon]

I really dont
It makes everyone look like a girl

[long oasis]

the drifter ones not as much cuz theyre all really long? Like horse face long

[vivid bough]

jeez thats like, four disabilities total

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-reaction-gif-27157580

We're rich

[solar gorge]

he rich

[frozen kernel]

Ngl most of the protoframe people kinda gross but I haven’t heard them speak

[ivory marlin]

No?

Mine is male

Did you take the makeup off?

[sterile stone]

Cole exposed

[long oasis]

eleanor

[sterile stone]

smh

[ivory marlin]

It defaults subtle makeup that looks hella fem

[spare talon]

Im saying all of the male faces are super feminine baseline

[frozen kernel]

They look…idk I feel the designs could’ve been a little more out there rather than just a human face on a warframe

[frozen kernel]

Yeah I posted a photo she looks like a wet scene kid

[long oasis]

yea but have you heard her voice

[spare talon]

Like mine looked like a normal dude before now I cant get him to look remotely as masculine

[frozen kernel]

Idc

[spare talon]

This is the twink agenda they keep forcing on me
Make it stop
Make it stop

[frozen kernel]

Lotus is the only voice I ever needed

[wheat matrix]

i dont like them either

they changed my drifters face

she used to be super cute

[ivory marlin]

Mine looks masc

[wheat matrix]

and now she isnt

[ivory marlin]

Idk what yall on about

[wraith halo]

What did they do to the faces

I haven't played since before infested liches

[ivory marlin]

Changed them

[spare talon]

Smeared shit all over them

[frozen kernel]

Consequences of playing a bad game

[elfin thorn]

diabolical

[ivory marlin]

Apparently theyve been broken since forever

[frozen kernel]

I feel for you

[long oasis]

nerd

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310425563499991121/1423302611527925831/caption.gif

[elfin thorn]

trye

[ivory marlin]

I honestly was just kinda awkwardly standing there watching him

[frozen kernel]

It’s always rough when they change faces and you already have a leveled character

[long oasis]

I bet this is what you look like in real life

[wraith halo]

Tbh on the big list of bad games Warframe doesn't even rank in the top 20

[frozen kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205990709228994560/1427831210587193385/heist.gif

[wraith halo]

It's actually a pretty good game, it's just that you have to be a certain kind of person to play it

[long oasis]

there are definitely worse games

[wraith halo]

Like dota players

[heady rapids]

https://fxtwitter.com/DudespostingWs/status/2012666623606263847?s=20

Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs)

A Chinese guy built himself a computer that shoots “bullets” at him every time he gets shot in video games so he can feel the actual realism of war lol

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[frozen kernel]

Yeah, unemployed

[long oasis]

at least its not league

[wraith halo]

I know plenty of folks who work and play this game

I was one of em

[long oasis]

or valorant

[wraith halo]

Just not for me

[long oasis]

or teamfight tactics

[heady rapids]

why is your phone 3 reddit posts long

[frozen kernel]

Issa joke, but given how soulless the farming used to be back in the day I wouldn’t hold my breath for a second

[spare talon]

Scrolling screenshot

[wraith halo]

You need to have 12 mods that take 9 years to farm

[long oasis]

its better than it was

[heady rapids]

u have a long ass phone

[frozen kernel]

Farming potatoes and mastery was truly unemployed behavior

[signal spoke]

@heady rapids Sorry but I am gonna have to leave, also got my dinner ready too

[long oasis]

much better now that I think abt it

[heady rapids]

ggs cya!

[ornate bone]

scarred wife

[wraith halo]

This is why I stopped playing

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/mingus-mingus-cat-cat-meme-cat-bingus-gif-22454891

[wraith halo]

Eventually I maxed all my frames and shit I liked

[heady rapids]

longs ass phone

[ivory marlin]

My old drifter looked so bad bruh @spare talon

[wraith halo]

And I needed more mr

But fuck me if it wasn't the most soulless boring shit ever

[frozen kernel]

Cole’s phone just unravels like a Chinese scroll

[spare talon]

Thats the face and hair I used 😭

[heady rapids]

the woman o nthe right is literally the woman from bladerunner

[frozen kernel]

Just keeps going out the building

[sterile stone]

What is this "I have the evidence" ass vertical screen shot?

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/lettie-leticia-garcia-warframe-1999-warframe-1999-gif-6884902705412560096

[heady rapids]

just looks worse

[wraith halo]

He looks like one of the arc raiders characters

[elfin thorn]

yeah i would too

doesn't help my ogryn's name is low tier god. someone would think we would be affiliated

[sterile stone]

Not even

[long oasis]

bro now that I look thats literally my arc character

[sterile stone]

Bro looks like Anton Chigurh

After he covered clay on his face

[frozen kernel]

I’m crying

[wraith halo]

It's the fucking jacket that really completes that drip

[glad ermine]

Temu josuke

[frozen kernel]

[safe kernel]

just had a 800k boss damage game jesus

[ivory marlin]

Ill send a pic of the new one once im home

[long oasis]

like all he needs is long ass white hair

[merry flume]

https://medal.tv/games/warframe/clips/lVvkjf5mbOdS6O6s8?invite=cr-MSxJblQsMjcyMzU5MjU1&v=4

[wraith halo]

It's so fucking 70 year old white man

[frozen kernel]

”Dont shoot!”

[sterile stone]

Sherlock holmes ass jacket

[wraith halo]

LITERALLY

[sterile stone]

I've solved the case

Ass jacket

[ivory marlin]

Chat its just a green plad jacket

I have one irl

[wraith halo]

And then it's worn by ethnically-indistinct young individual #1469

So amazing

[sterile stone]

Why does he look like a constipated hillbilly bro

I'm

[wraith halo]

I didn't even know you could wear such things

[sterile stone]

DYING

Bro look like his next words are

My name Clarence

[wraith halo]

He looks like he just had a really big rip

[ivory marlin]

💀

[wraith halo]

And he's trying to figure out life

[frozen kernel]

“Bro you got any queso”

[ivory marlin]

The old faces were so scuffed

[sterile stone]

He one of them early 2000s surfers you'd see bumming around a beach in California

Catch a waaaave bro

[frozen kernel]

When you can’t find the edible and your friend is just like this

[solar gorge]

mm edibles

[sterile stone]

@ivory marlin @wraith halo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g477YPw4KpQ

[ivory marlin]

Thats fucked

[sterile stone]

Tell me why his character look like he sound like this

[wraith halo]

He absolutely would

[solar gorge]

definitely getting edibles next week now

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1462491419871547675/IMG_8783.jpg?ex=696e62c6&is=696d1146&hm=2ef202875d1b2f77be21f4393e567c6efdd31db3275c37a0f14bbb8b0b627628&=&format=webp

[ivory marlin]

Who was the tf2 one

[wraith halo]

I'm actually outta stuff....

[ivory marlin]

I found the clip

[frozen kernel]

I ruined edibles in my teenage years and now they don't work

[sterile stone]

Can't even get due to job and random drug tests

[wraith halo]

Do you smoke a lot

[solar gorge]

i'll think about u when i get high

dw

[frozen kernel]

Smoked a shitload while doing acid twice

[wraith halo]

Like nowadays

[frozen kernel]

Not really no

[wraith halo]

Weird

[solar gorge]

whar clip

[frozen kernel]

I'll get a cart every now and again but I just tank gummies

[wraith halo]

My partner has something with one of their enzymes that makes it so they can't break down cannabis in their kidneys to get the effects so edibles don't work on em

But for me if I smoke edibles just suck

[frozen kernel]

I think it's just an aftereffect because I just never get blitzed anymore

[frozen kernel]

My favorite time on edibles I went over a girl's house for a date

We were making cookies in the oven and she was giving me the wifi password

It was her dad's name and some other characters so it was "412941Curtis@&@" or someshit

[ivory marlin]

I might get high for the first time in may

[frozen kernel]

I remember sitting on the floor with her husky

Tears in my eyes

Laughing

"Your dad's name is CURTIS"

[wraith halo]

It's fun! I recommend having someone around if you're unsure of how you'll handle it

[elfin thorn]

i love mvm

[frozen kernel]

Not even insulting, it was just such a "Chester" esque name

[wraith halo]

And above all take it easy and enjoy yourself!

[ivory marlin]

Having like an actual birthday party and one of my friends might bring some weed

[wraith halo]

It's like meeting a woman named Frances

[ivory marlin]

Based

[elfin thorn]

i love playing medic spy and banner soldier

[ivory marlin]

Spy on mvm is actually crazy

[wraith halo]

That'll be a lotta fun then. Just try to chill and relax when you do take it because weed affects your senses and can amplify them, and if can lead to sensory overload in some people n cases (like a party)

Seen it happen and it's not fun

[elfin thorn]

i like heavy but i feel too squishy. the dps nice when i can survive though
i also dabble in engie, but sometimes it's too much micromanaging and moving up buildings when you get overrun

[ivory marlin]

We will be playing mtg

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/342845320813740032/1367908323596304464/rapidsave.com_anyone_know_anything_about_this_old_tf2_clan-zvqtz26v848e1-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[ivory marlin]

Gonna do a draft

2 headed giant

[elfin thorn]

it's so nice. i love brawling vs giants

[wraith halo]

Also, edibles have much longer time to affect you than smoking does, it'll probably take an hour to 3 hours depending on how full your stomach is and some other factors

So don't take more thinking it hasn't worked

[ivory marlin]

2 women will be there

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/17270403594339970200/993BBA2BD997CC1CC63BEAB6F0BE739F272B3C54/

eat my barrel dork

[frozen kernel]

Edibles are very much like alcohol in that you’ll be like, “Wow I’m fine” and then you go to get a water from the fridge and it takes you a full 7 minutes lol

[wheat matrix]

thjat's the barrel not the grip

[solar gorge]

whatver

[wheat matrix]

also that captain had 72 hp left and it STILL took 4 bonks

[solar gorge]

pistol whipp

[wraith halo]

Barrel-stuffed

[wheat matrix]

ngl

pistol bashing into shooting

is very satisfying

[elfin thorn]

dude imagine a bayonet for the thammer 🔥

[heady rapids]

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[elfin thorn]

it rlly is

[wraith halo]

Where would the bayonet be

[wheat matrix]

like, poking out the top

or under one of the hammer heads

[wraith halo]

One of ogryns pickaxes has him jabbing the head of the pickaxe at the enemy so

It could work

[wheat matrix]

i mean

[median steeple]

oke

[wheat matrix]

that's not a new weapon design exactly

[ivory marlin]

Warframe got one of those recently

[heady rapids]

oke

[wheat matrix]

type shi

[ivory marlin]

I kinda dont like it but it has the m1 grand reload sound

[solar gorge]

bark

[wheat matrix]

white woman moment

[wraith halo]

Rawr

[plush estuary]

got executed

[wraith halo]

Me when I got that dog on me (please help I am fully corrupted)

[wraith halo]

Carry

[plush estuary]

doesnt help that the zealot starting running ahead then died

so it spawned blockade

sadly they left before I could explain

[solar gorge]

ravagethesavage will never know

[elfin thorn]

i can only imagine what led up to this outcome

[opaque island]

me and a buddy who KNEW about this at some edibles and then like an hour later we still werent feeling it so we took the rest, of course thats when we started feeling it

[median steeple]

lowkey wish you couldn't skip cutscenes in sm2

I would like to watch some of these more but everyone wants to go go go

[heady rapids]

dont give in lmao

[elfin thorn]

i let them sit if i wanna watch it

[heady rapids]

dont let peer pressure get to you

you're a real person and those guys are just concepts

[elfin thorn]

the cutscene some are pretty cool

[heady rapids]

also close sm2 and come play with us

[heady rapids]

i like sending the train in ballistic so i can see it in the end cutscen

[sterile stone]

The good ole days of spending hours playing MvM

Never did get an australium

[ivory marlin]

I have some bot killers

[elfin thorn]

i've only done boot camps

[ivory marlin]

Tours are fun

[median steeple]

play what

[heady rapids]

l;ethal compn...

[median steeple]

maybe

[elfin thorn]

yeah the tours look cool

[elfin thorn]

copany...

[heady rapids]

u wana play iwith us.....

[sterile stone]

The market for australiums is pitiful

But still

It's been a hot second since I've last looked

But I saw someone selling a hat for like almost 25k

[elfin thorn]

maybe next time pardner. 😏
i got a guild wars 2 itch going on rn

[elfin thorn]

i wonder how much duped shovels are worth

[obsidian prairie]

Did it even look good

[sterile stone]

It was a press hat with the little demonic thing above it

Iiiiin

Blue

[obsidian prairie]

No idea what that is

[sterile stone]

The little fedora with the press thing on the side

People use to wear it

Liek fucking

Almost a century ago

[obsidian prairie]

Oh that

[wraith halo]

oh man. I've had some CRAZY "too much" experiences, it's hell on my poor system because im sensitive to a lot of physical senses

thankfully ive been w my partner for most of them

[heady rapids]

mfw i was looking in zel chat while speaking in vc and said doggy instead of foggy

[wraith halo]

is this you

[heady rapids]

thats knify

[frozen kernel]

How much rent they charge you in that thing?

[heady rapids]

let me consult the knify debt chart

[sterile stone]

It's gone now

Wonder if someone actually bought it

[frozen kernel]

Not the teleporter putting you in the doghouse

[ivory marlin]

You should give me all your crates

[heady rapids]

what does scp 427 do

can someone look it up

[acoustic dune]

@heady rapids i hear a smoke detector on low battery

wtf b1ade

[ivory marlin]

Looks like its a necklace that heals any ailments

[heady rapids]

thanks

[ivory marlin]

But wearing it for too long turns you lovecraftian

[heady rapids]

FUCK

IT DID IN FACT DO THAT

[sterile stone]

I don't have any

Opened all mine

[ivory marlin]

😔

[ivory marlin]

Lmao

[frosty herald]

man im so scared of mal0 oh noooo

[ivory marlin]

I like scp-999

[heady rapids]

do u fw the fridge jelly

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[opaque island]

what if we kissed inside the BoN 🫦 😳

[ivory marlin]

Ok!

[desert creek]

what’s the dumpstat for bolt pistol

[carmine falcon]

mob or collat

[long oasis]

collat is slightly better as a dump since 60-80 doesnt actually change anything

[elfin thorn]

why is it so brown

is that muddy snow?

[heady rapids]

yeah

[north sedge]

and sand probably

[misty nova]

https://youtube.com/shorts/FdNy4dh7MgI?si=ocfA48yKN_QSjw9N

[ivory marlin]

Snow turns brown when those who hold hatred in their hearts are near

Also fun fact

If snow is yellow that means you are pure of heart and if you eat it

You gain magical powers

[ivory marlin]

Im a reliable source and trusted in scientific discussions

[deft badge]

@solar gorge how many classes can shotgun again?

Pyro, Engi, Soldier, Heavy?

[ivory marlin]

Scout has a shotgun

[deft badge]

Scout has a scattergun

Not a shotgun for the purposes of itemization

[ivory marlin]

Oh

Yeah just those 4

[deft badge]

Engi iirc basically never runs stock shotgun

Heavy can as a meme ig

Soldier also doesn't normally run stock shotgun if they bring one iirc?