zealot-class

[heady rapids]

also holy chrome mate

chill out

[frosty herald]

netwatch agents need top of the line cyberware

i imagine they are constantly targeted by daemons

[heady rapids]

i remember them pulling up to me after getting erebus

rest in pieces

as they say

[sterile basalt]

But I’m right

[frosty herald]

netwatch are the closest thing to a good corporation

[solar gorge]

if cyberpunk 2 doesn't give us better and more fucked up body customisation i'm gonna cry

[mystic ether]

But basically in the Yakuza, you got baby mfkers that can get scooped into tutelage from favored members, reminiscent of shogunate mentorship of low caste folk, especially orphaned children. His sense of filial piety is vicious and deep-seeded.

He still a bitch though because dude literally refuses to wake the fuck up.

[heady rapids]

@median steeple zealot chat china meetup is official

[ornate bone]

I liked the devil ending because my V was desperate for something and didn't want to involve others into the problem, and then Arasaka was delaying and I was like "nah man, fuck y'all lmao"

[hexed igloo]

Nah Concord would never have visible cleavage let alone showing whole sternum and she'd also have to be 80lbs heavier

[frosty herald]

i genuinely need a full body conversion

[sterile basalt]

The color setting just reminds me of concord

[hexed igloo]

Nah Concord is gross hues of brown and green with nonsensical bright highlights

[frosty herald]

and seeing as the title of cyberpunk 2 is orion

we might see some space based stuff

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-smasher-cyber-punk-cyberpunk-2077-christmas-jolly-gif-11125485160555472256

[hexed igloo]

Many such cases

[solar gorge]

let me borg myself

[heady rapids]

https://fxtwitter.com/JadeAtrophis/status/2011960079424094273

𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧ ✠✨❄️ (@JadeAtrophis)

The ghost of Christopher Lee annihilating Dave Filoni’s OC once and for all

Quoting Cam (@DakDimensions)
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This gif 😭

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FxTwitter · Jan 16, 2026, 12:33 AM

[frosty herald]

or atleast being able to replace limbs

[solar gorge]

the stuff in 2077 was such a nothingburger

[heady rapids]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2012262797917196459

LAirHisson 🦔 (@lairhisson)

just coded the end in #Hytale

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 16, 2026, 8:36 PM

[hexed igloo]

The moment nerve-linked bionics are readily available I'm having a chainsaw "accident" and I'm getting me a shiny new arm

[ornate bone]

so true bestie

[solar gorge]

just look at the TTRPG stuff and how far you can go

[hexed igloo]

I'm gonna be cyberpsycho day 1 chromed the fuck out

[heady rapids]

ur getting a wooden peg

[tranquil bone]

Hold on is that a foot hand

[solar gorge]

compared to the game

[mystic ether]

I'd like factions that actually have any kind of dynamism to them based on player actions

I actually like consequences

[hexed igloo]

You're getting pegged, wooden

[deft badge]

Yeah I too like STALKER but not every game can be STALKER

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112220920929599519/1178399937592049764/ezgif-5-a7c1f8da3c.gif

[frosty herald]

you already have deus ex with cyberware

https://tenor.com/view/deus-ex-deus-ex-human-revolution-deus-ex-mankind-divided-adam-jensen-cyberpunk-gif-20031106

[hexed igloo]

I disagree every game in existence should be stalker gamma

[heady rapids]

yeah but he never asked for this

[hexed igloo]

Nobody would ever play games

[ornate bone]

Oh yeah, speaking of Deus Ex

Man, I fucking love Adam

[deft badge]

Man with the most angular face in existence

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-deus-ex-gif-11560064

[heady rapids]

@sullen forge https://fixvx.com/GENGARENJOYER/status/2011975632175948168

GENGARRRRRRRRRRR (@GENGARENJOYER)

?

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 16, 2026, 1:35 AM

[frosty herald]

also the elbow blades fuck so hard in deus ex

[ornate bone]

The game's back and forths about ethics and philosophy are dope as hell

[frosty herald]

they did the story so well

[heady rapids]

https://fixvx.com/_NamelessGoon/status/2012031869089730879

Nameless Goon (@_NamelessGoon)

Leaked Fallout 3 Remaster Screenshots
Source: Game Rant

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 16, 2026, 5:19 AM

[ornate bone]

I also like that Adam is presented as a grumpy dude with an edgy appearance, only to actually be pretty intelligent and observant

[heady rapids]

hehe

[frosty herald]

fakest thing ever lmfao

[obsidian prairie]

What game is that

[frosty herald]

wait

is this fucking homefront lmfao

[heady rapids]

homefront

[obsidian prairie]

Neat

No idea what that is except probably tactislop game by the guns

[frosty herald]

https://xcancel.com/PaulTassi/status/2012258185495650308

[visual stream]

I thought this was talking about Cyberpunk for a second

[ornate bone]

Oh right, Adam Smasher

[frosty herald]

america being invaded by north korea

(originally was supposed to be china)

[ornate bone]

Nah, it's Adam Jensen

I think the moment it clicked for me was when I had to talk down the terrorist at the end of the first mission

[obsidian prairie]

The american propaganda budget:

[ornate bone]

Also, absolute kudos to whoever designed the dialogue system for Human Revolution

Because, y'know, unlike fucking Bioware's dialogue, you actually know what your character will say word by word

[visual stream]

"You look like a fuckable cut of meat. Are you?"

[frosty herald]

the dialogue in deus ex was pretty hard too

unless you had that upgrade its vibes based

[ornate bone]

Bioware was probably malding like "noooo you have to make the dialogue options incredibly vague one-liners that tell the player nothing"

Mass Effect dialogue be like:
clicks "Please leave."
Shepard says "Fuck off and die immediately, you oxygen thief."

[mystic ether]

I actually like that concept a bit more since it's actually forming around the sentiment of the dialogue that follows because without it, mc's would get extremely lame extremely fast.

[heady rapids]

glass him

best dialogue is fallout with 1 intellect

[wheat matrix]

wrong way around

[heady rapids]

nothing comes close

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/glass-him-misunderstanding-gif-14999578

[heady rapids]

just a fact

[wheat matrix]

you look like a cut of fuckable meat.

[heady rapids]

nothing else

[ornate bone]

GLASS HIM

[mystic ether]

If I want to engage with 2005-2009 xbox main character dialogue, I can just play those games.

[visual stream]

At least the [GLASS HIM] in Dispatch was obvious enough

[mystic ether]

And live in the world of actual one-liners and stale mc's

[heady rapids]

yeah cause it was a reference

[visual stream]

Figured as much

[solar gorge]

The wolf among us in 2026 (this is heaven)

[ornate bone]

among us

[heady rapids]

among us \

[ornate bone]

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301784511234707458/1440696271269789757/togif.gif

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ulrik-dum-dum-gif-8139603776302963066

[heady rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/fizzyfluxx/status/2009585643056472421?s=20

fizzy (@fizzyfluxx)

big fan of this video

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 9, 2026, 11:18 AM

[visual stream]

The scream sounds like that one noise

I don't really have anything else sorry

[ornate bone]

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/1pvdgmp/twitter_user_created_a_scary_accurate_parody_of/

When I play a new game and the first mission isn't the cool military guy bantering with the female operator over the radio like they have known each other for years

[frosty herald]

the vault sending the 1 intelligence courier to find the chip

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/627034802574589958/1265614316753784912/51.gif.jpg.gif

[deft badge]

The first time I did this i genuinely thought it was to get him another drink to loosen him up more

[ornate bone]

Player: "Where is the chip"
Character: "HYUCK"

[frosty herald]

the dude would genuinely break the chip in half before it even gets to the vault

[ornate bone]

Now you hold on a minute

[deft badge]

Wolf among us is genuinely the best telltale game tbh

[ornate bone]

That's just Krieg

https://tenor.com/view/borderlands-borderlands2-borderlands3-krieg-krieg-borderlands-gif-26358811

[sterile stone]

Look who it is

[frosty herald]

yeah no

[ornate bone]

Silence, lore user

[frosty herald]

the 1 intelligence courier is genuinely dumb

like forgets to breathe dumb

[visual stream]

I barely played BL2 but his trailer with the siren is locked in a heart shaped box in my brain

[ornate bone]

Do not cite the lore to me, wizard

[visual stream]

It's so funny how much shit they get done though

[frosty herald]

i think even dumber than a super mutant

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-mind-brain-head-thought-gif-8141249

I recall reading some stuff about super mutants actually being pretty intelligent and Fallout 3 dumbing them down into "big brute goes RAAAAH"

[sterile stone]

I'm happy Krieg got his somewhat happiness in the end

[frosty herald]

actualy

[median steeple]

People who say this haven't played any of the games istg

[ornate bone]

I wouldn't know, I couldn't pass the Fallout 2 tutorial

[frosty herald]

only people who havent been affected by wasteland radiation and lingering fev turn into smart super mutants

[median steeple]

It's multiple things

[frosty herald]

thats why they search out the vaults

so they can have the perfect specimens

[median steeple]

The strain at Mariposa is more pure on top of the lack of contaminants in the person

[sterile stone]

@vernal terrace We need your special brand of autism on this

It's a fallout topic

[median steeple]

The strains in fo3 and 4 are not the same as the one in the first game iirc

[frosty herald]

the radiation and fev has already mutated their cells on an insignificant level but when you dip them in goo their brainpower decreases significantly

[median steeple]

On top of using wastelanders instead of vault dwellers made them stupider

Also no master

Even the stupider ones in the first game were decently smart with him around

Besides the one in necropolis

[frosty herald]

kez is going to correct me

[median steeple]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/kcuvmezh/new-custodes-your-questions-answered/

[sterile stone]

Lieutenant?

[median steeple]

Whuh

Huh

Whuh

Huh

[vernal terrace]

hate getting mentioned into ongoing convos cause I need to reread the back log and it keeps going

[sterile stone]

tl;dr

Lore being spouted about super mutants

[frosty herald]

tldr FEV and super mutants

[sterile stone]

I know you more than anyone has a special tism for this kinda thing

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343868542464032769/1289310340613542013/gffgjhg-ezgif.com-webp-to-gif-converter1.gif

[sullen forge]

I’m not super versed in it but I understand depending on region

Yes including you 76

[frosty herald]

i was saying that wasteland radiation affected the super mutants to decrease their intelligence

[vernal terrace]

I’ll start with this, yes and no. they were all originally the strain worked on by westek for the American government but the strains diverged through institute and vault tec experimentation

[sullen forge]

Intelligence can vary

[frosty herald]

why they search out vaults etc etc

[sterile stone]

So can drug use

[median steeple]

This is a round about way of saying I was right

[sterile stone]

Which is why we need to bring back turbo

[vernal terrace]

essentially it was an all scientists on deck approach to try and make FEV work

And they all had their own theories

[sullen forge]

My ass getting addicted to X-Cell cause I’m Bougie like that

[median steeple]

I hope the next fallout game doesn't have super mutants

[vernal terrace]

the master “perfected” fev but that got destroyed in canon

[sterile stone]

So how the fuck do you even take x-cell?

[sullen forge]

Inhaler

[sterile stone]

Is it an inhalant?

Ahhh

[sullen forge]

It’s literally a fancy inhaler

[sterile stone]

It looks so fucking weird

I never understood how it was ingested

[frosty herald]

how can you get addicted to x-cell

[heady rapids]

subway surfers 2 in less than a month

[sullen forge]

Sheer determination

[vernal terrace]

there is some interesting side part of fallout 76 with fev scientists and they can become a part of the brotherhood but it’s heavily implied that brotherhood chapter becomes part of the enclave

[frosty herald]

ohhh

xcell

[median steeple]

Kez

[heady rapids]

fallout 67

[frosty herald]

i thought you meant the new vegas implant which gives you turbo

[median steeple]

Do you fuck with the newest episode of the show

[sterile stone]

Speaking of which, how's that new update?

[median steeple]

I like how it makes ||the enclave kind of scary||

[vernal terrace]

Ye I really enjoyed it

[vernal terrace]

Cool but really short the narrative also makes your character act like clueless idiot

But hey Bethesda writing never been that great

[median steeple]

Also Barb ||is like EVIL EVIL considering she was in charge of approving every experiment||

[vernal terrace]

They end it on a cliff hanger like how the ended steel dawn

So expect a story part 2

[sterile stone]

Speaking of which

Holy shit I've been waiting on a continuation of that story arc

It felt abandoned

[heady rapids]

this fallout thing is pretty cool and all but I wish they'd make it into a series or something

[sterile stone]

It's called life in Russia

[median steeple]

Fallout shelter reality show

[sterile stone]

[sullen forge]

I mean they probably retconned it now but the 1st game you straight up can get addicted to Stimpacks, RadAway, and even Nuka Cola

[heady rapids]

dude I unironically have a pic from when I was like 5 and collected a couple dozen bottle caps

[vernal terrace]

I also really like that || houses calculations line up with what he says in new vegas, and coincide with the day the ai at Adam’s airforce base was activated || but no apparently they don’t care about lore

[heady rapids]

holy shit I even have a picture

suck it args

u won't survive in the nuclear apocalypse

[median steeple]

Really interesting truly

Also his performance was so fuckin good

[sterile stone]

Those will be useful soon tovarish

[vernal terrace]

also everyone ranting about the lore of the nukes blah blah blah as if it isn’t a show the reveals new information as it goes on || China striking first due to FEV is still very much on the table even more so now that we know deathclaws were deployed in anchorage, at first the show led us to believe it was vault tec now it’s leading us to believe it was the enclave but I think it will still cycle round to China ||

[sullen forge]

Still can’t get over how people are bitching about that

[median steeple]

I think both could work

Like

||the enclave planned on it but China got ahead of them because of FeV||

[glossy nimbus]

How much is a cap even worth fallout wise

what is it to a dollar

[median steeple]

Someone did conversion once

I just forgot it

[frosty herald]

we can look at the gold bars from sierra madre

[vernal terrace]

It really captured the character well. A lot of people have been saying the only time he acts like that is the platinum chip but really he gets quite annoyed at you a lot of times in the game. Including

[glossy nimbus]

Why did humanity invent capitalism after capitalism

[sullen forge]

Fuck, you have to take into consideration pre war currency

Then convert that into modern

And yeah that’s too much right now I’ll have to look it up later

[frosty herald]

just look at the gold bars from sierra madre

[frosty herald]

its the easiest conversion

pick the day of the nukes and go from that timepoint

[median steeple]

Me when the eccentric billionaire is entitled asf

[vernal terrace]

Ronald Reagan called he wants a word

[frosty herald]

he can suck my nards

[sullen forge]

Dropping the gold standard chud

Like real American patriots do

[frosty herald]

also i dont think theyll touch on fallout tactics

[sullen forge]

Tactics found dead in a ditch

[vernal terrace]

The one cool thing to me in fallout tactics is the raider town of freeport

everything else can stay dead

[frosty herald]

tbh the story from tactics is an almost 1-1 recreation of wasteland 1's story

[sterile stone]

From that clip of the legion with discount McCulley Cullen, || Caesar is still alive?||

[vernal terrace]

I think that game has been mentioned twice in terminals in fallout 3 and 4

[frosty herald]

||no||

[vernal terrace]

Nah || he dies from the brain tumour he had, dude was on deaths door 20 years ago ||

[sterile stone]

So what the fuck was the canon ending?

[heady rapids]

when's the new episode

[sterile stone]

Full pause for a second

The show is basically a

What if the courier never existed

?

[hushed knoll]

Are these bottlecaps

[solar gorge]

i know a decent bit about fallout stuff but not the best and i was so surprised|| when the deathclaw showed at anchorage that's entirely a show reveal right, that they're a pre-nuke thing ?||

[heady rapids]

yes stan

[hushed knoll]

Nice not knify wolf

[frosty herald]

||more like what if the courier did nothing||

[sterile stone]

Yeah

[heady rapids]

keep yourself safe my friend

[solar gorge]

like yeah, from what i rememberd

[sterile stone]

You can find talking ones in the earlier fallout game funny enough

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

[frosty herald]

i wonder if theyre going to|| change the anchorage dlc in the fallout 3 remaster to follow the show||

[heady rapids]

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to

[solar gorge]

can't wait to learn|| why and because of who the deathclaw was there||

[sterile stone]

Curse of the wanamingo upon you

[vernal terrace]

So that’s the funny thing right now it could have been || NCR but they fell back after shady sands and supply lines got cut off, house but a lot changed in 20 years, yes man but house was just disconnected and not killed and an ai proved a terrible leader once the courier left, legion either with caeser alive but dying later (he would be 70), or lanius as leader everyone says he would be a terrible leader wouldn’t conquer and just move on like a murder hobo leading to the down fall of the legion ||

[sterile stone]

To be fair

[heady rapids]

https://vt.tnktok.com/ZS599nqLb/

falloutjokes67 (@1fallout69)

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fxTikTok · Jan 5, 2026, 3:39 AM

[sterile stone]

And I mean this whole heartedly

That last ending was never possible because even Caesar lets you know Lanius is nothing but a tool

[violet hornet]

Yes but have you thought about || deez nuts lol gottem ||

[heady rapids]

fucking hell

[sterile stone]

Someone made a very good point about Caesar

You're the only person he allows to critically fuck up

And not have executed on the spot

Matter of fact

You're allowed to fuck up MULTIPLE times

[frosty herald]

the courier is a war criminal

[sterile stone]

He was effectively grooming you to replace him.

[vernal terrace]

That’s a government sanctioned training program so it makes sense for it to redact stuff and focus on the propaganda

[sterile stone]

Atleast that's the prevealing theory.

[heady rapids]

yeah but what about the ||DEEZ NUTS GOT THEM AGAIN HAHA||

[frosty herald]

caesar def needed a replacement

[heady rapids]

well he died holding a scrap of paper

that has something written on it

[frosty herald]

the legion is comprised of mainly tribals and raiders

it was a timebomb waiting to fracture

[heady rapids]

forgot yam didnt actually watch the show

[frosty herald]

i just hear about the show

[vernal terrace]

The only other person who could maybe replace him was vulpes and he makes it clear he does not want the job

[frosty herald]

but i might start watching it

[heady rapids]

he's all ears

https://tenor.com/view/go-ahead-i'm-all-ears-gif-13982086349020782746

[sterile stone]

Which is why I think the courier was a runner up.

[frosty herald]

vulpus was such an effective spymaster

[wheat matrix]

yeah ok game

[vernal terrace]

Good show

[trail walrus]

@ripe frost

[frosty herald]

also curtis in camp mcarran shows how scary the legion is

[sterile stone]

There's also the prevailing thing that Caesar broke his own customs and treats a female courier as a equal.

[hearty nebula]

||
||

[heady rapids]

ur side profile is so recognizable gab

dont even need to open the profile to check

[violet hornet]

yes its fuckin back

[hearty nebula]

what is

[vernal terrace]

So the thing about him is he doesn’t give a fuck about the morals he preach you learn that more and more as you get to know him the entire legion is made that way cause it is easy to control and gives little people “common purpose” he spits all over it in the things he says and does in private

[hearty nebula]

oh

[sterile stone]

I guess case in point being the auto doc

[hearty nebula]

are you guys autisming about fallout bullshit

[sterile stone]

Perhaps

[vernal terrace]

Yes

[hearty nebula]

and the so called "immaculate" writing of new vegas

[sterile stone]

New Vegas writing is flawed as fuck

[hearty nebula]

(i fucking hate vegas)

[frosty herald]

knows the location of the auto doc

[sterile stone]

If anyone calls that shit flawless needs to stop gargling semen

[frosty herald]

has a fuckton of soldiers at his disposal

[hearty nebula]

hey we dont need to bring your mom into this

chill out

[vernal terrace]

was a pretty good game as far as fallout goes but people who put it on a pedestal are funny

[sterile stone]

It's a good game considering it was a rushed one.

[frosty herald]

doesnt use them as a meat shield to clear the vault of ghouls and retrieve the autodoc

[vernal terrace]

All the games are so flawed

I enjoy them though

[sterile stone]

You think you're funny yah little shit

[frosty herald]

also i believe the legion spans like way out west

[hearty nebula]

yes

[sterile stone]

We'll see who's laughing when you're on a cargo ship container to Algeria

[hearty nebula]

YIPEE

finally,

murder

[frosty herald]

we know the legion operates in denver but cant get a foothold in the city

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-518-gif-4207875107599702579

[wheat matrix]

I love watching Arg get fobbed off by random people in chat

simply because he had the gall to exist

[sterile stone]

Great now stop jerking off on yer keyboard

It's getting weird

[heady rapids]

sorry to intrude but in his case he would be wanking

[hearty nebula]

"operates" is a strong fucking suggestion when your political leader is enough of a moron to go leave his office on the warpath rather than letting his highly fanatical lackeys that basically worship him do the work for him without even needing to lift a finger

[sterile stone]

Dying on the outside atm

[sterile stone]

Considering almost all of Denver lives on rooftop buildings, I don't think anyone can get a hold of the city.

[vernal terrace]

active in New Mexico, Colorado, Arizona, Utah their conquest west was halted by the NCR at the first battle of hoover damn it’s why what vulpes does at nipton is such a big deal lorewise

[sterile stone]

Kez the Legion glazer

Smh

You're being reported to the local rangers

[frosty herald]

the entire city is overrun with feral dogs but im 100% sure they arent telling everything

[vernal terrace]

Denver was conquered, it’s where almost all the legion houndmasters come from. They found out that they loved the dogs so much and broke their will by cooking them alive on fires in eye distance of their camps

[frosty herald]

ah

[vernal terrace]

I’m pretty sure Ulysses led this operation could be wrong on that part

[frosty herald]

i couldve sworn i remembered denver being impossible to take over

[sterile stone]

I thought Ulysses wasn't in the whole raiding party thing

I thought he was only frumentarii

[vernal terrace]

He used to have vulpes job but he mentions alot of what he was involved in if you do lonesome road in a legion sage

[sterile stone]

Ah that's why I've never heard it

I don't think in my entire time owning the game through all console gens

Ive ever done a legion playthrough

[frosty herald]

ive done it once but not the dlc i believe

[vernal terrace]

Legion is severely underdone sadly was apparently only 30% done when the game launched

ever notice how their isn’t a single not good companion in fallout new vegas

only fallout game with this issue btw

[sterile stone]

Ulyssess was suppose to fill that roll allegedly

[spare talon]

no

[frosty herald]

raul is one of the few who doesnt hate the legion

[sterile stone]

Raul doesn't hate anyone to be fair

[deft badge]

You mean like, good aligned?

[vernal terrace]

He still fits into the good karma archetype though

[sterile stone]

He just kinda...

Doesn't care

[frosty herald]

thats true

[vernal terrace]

Ye they are all good aligned

[frosty herald]

he mainly supports the legion hunting down raiders and bandits considering his history

[sterile stone]

You could always go with the rela bastard route aswell

And pawn Arcade off to Caesar

[deft badge]

Its stupidly hard to be a bad person in NV ime

[vernal terrace]

Well it’s more than that his whole argument is that a lot of the cities in Arizona where hellscapes before the legion and under them atleast you have a chance at a life

sadly we never get to see a legion city cause they all got cut

[sterile stone]

I mean hey

Jsawyer mod

Lotta shit we never got to see tho outside of that

Lone Wolf radio

[heady rapids]

my friend destroyed his former house cause he said he's moving to a different palce

i log on

and see this

[vernal terrace]

Sotek has been speaking to him

[sterile stone]

@vernal terrace Something else I'm surprised you didn't bring up

Tunnelers

[vernal terrace]

we don’t know anywhere near enough about them and I feel the ending to lonesome road was very hyperbolic with what it said about them

[frosty herald]

Hmmm

I do wonder if the dlcs will be mentioned in the show

[vernal terrace]

Something that is very cool to me as a long time khan fan is || hearing they took the shady sands area. NCR had it coming after their extermination attempts in 3 games lol ||

[vernal terrace]

Sinclair was in season 1

[frosty herald]

I know yeah

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GwiAai1aoAAkxS8.gif

[sterile stone]

I'd actually be more invested in the show if they actually decided to go to post war sierra madre

[vernal terrace]

love that dlc

see the companions in that dlc kind of show my biggest complaint with new vegas companions all being good natured

[sterile stone]

Mhmmm of course

[vernal terrace]

all the companions in that dlc are bastards

and still great

[sterile stone]

Christina isn't evil

[vernal terrace]

still wouldnt hesitate to kill you

[sterile stone]

Dog/God I wouldn't say are bastards either

[sterile stone]

Fair

[deft badge]

Dead Money is fun exactly the first time imo

[tranquil bone]

Still upset there is not even a single throwaway line informing either Veronica or Christine about each other

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L6jdIJMLpfE

[tranquil bone]

I still enjoy dead money on replays but you can kinda get screwed a lil bringing the wrong build for it

[sterile stone]

Funny enough there's a market like this not far from my old place

[frosty herald]

Hmm good food

[sterile basalt]

absolute cinema

[violet hornet]

him later:

love blocking a net with the person I'm unnetting

[sterile stone]

@glad ermine I need to inquire

Have you partaken in the consumption of fried fish in tomato sauce

[glad ermine]

fried fish yes it's really good if it's cooked just right tomato sauce no we don't do that

[visual stream]

That sounds like the kind of meal you make when those are the only things left in the fridge

[sterile stone]

Welcome to soviet cooking

[sterile stone]

Ah no worries then.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z21Ooi2K40o

I saw this and got curious

[visual stream]

Have you ever watched uhh

LifeofBoris?

I think that was his name

[glad ermine]

actually good broke meals

good hardbass too

[glad ermine]

balkans are not as adventurous with combinations

especially here in albania

[sterile stone]

I figured it was like how the UK was

[glad ermine]

italians pretty much forcibly cultured us

[sterile stone]

Making tradition out of struggle

[sterile stone]

I mean it's not as bad as I've seen the Greek stereotype

Salt on a tomato

[glad ermine]

lol

[sterile stone]

[glad ermine]

some greek food (souvlaki the king) is good but a lot of their stuff really is that plain

[sterile stone]

Brother

I saw a man put arugala on dry french bread

And just bit into that

Like whyyyyyy

I won't lie, I've been dying to try goulash

Just no idea what the hell is inside it

[carmine lance]

Playing through funger; ragnvaldr got erotophobia. It’s so joever

Brother why would you go to the dungeon with fucked up penis monsters if you’re scared of that shit!

Genuinely might do a new run

[snow lantern]

You ever had avgolemono

[visual stream]

The 1/8th of me that's responsible for that is sorry

[glad ermine]

we literally do the same with our chicken soup here but we just call it different

[snow lantern]

Where is here? Wait are you the Albanian dude?

[glad ermine]

it's great

yes

[snow lantern]

That food spread you posted the other day was drool worthy

[glad ermine]

i'm a top tier consumer so i get you

tomorrow i'm going to feast on whatever i can find since its weekend

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/8RosDxQIjf8 @delicate shadow gahdamn

[glad ermine]

i sadly don't have mixed stuff like this, my family going back are all albanians lol

[scenic folio]

Imagine if they give Zealot a katana

FatShark please

I'd never stop playing Zealot

[obsidian prairie]

Devils claw

[scenic folio]

that a machete

[drowsy steppe]

i mean it'll play the same anyways like the relic 😛

[frosty herald]

40k doesnt have katanas

[obsidian prairie]

It plays like a katana

[scenic folio]

they do

[sterile stone]

Tekken stage music

[obsidian prairie]

Anime parry and utterly useless versus armor

[scenic folio]

trueeee

[drowsy steppe]

the original is good if youre into metal too

[scenic folio]

anyway

[scenic folio]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Death_Cult

[sterile stone]

I think Annathangaklton might be

[drowsy steppe]

if only he's still here

[sterile stone]

I tried checking

He's not

He's in the other server

[scenic folio]

who

[hexed igloo]

You're mom

[visual stream]

Dan Abnett absolutely commissioned the Death Cult outfit

[scenic folio]

Who

[visual stream]

All you need to know about him is that he loves women in leather

and he's a 40k author

[hexed igloo]

Who doesn't

[scenic folio]

BASED

[mystic ether]

Iz mi.

[hexed igloo]

If you tell me you don't like women in leather I'm gonna strangle you for being a liar

In minecraft

[sterile stone]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AYkWu5N8QxI

[mystic ether]

Hm.

[sterile stone]

Shawn makes good videos about botany

Lotta crops you'd never even heard of tbh.

[mystic ether]

Hm

Will verify over time but that's neat. Never eaten it straight out the gate.

[sterile stone]

Oh nah I'd probably never do some shit that crazy

[ornate bone]

Am drunk

[sterile stone]

But I mean learning that the premium cinnamon comes from Sri is kinda crazy

It's like how the uhhh

What's that green paste stuff people like?

Wasabi?

[sterile basalt]

dew u wanna play

[sterile stone]

In a bit yeah, watch ai nonsense

[sterile basalt]

bruh

[obsidian prairie]

Same but different

You don't get real wasabi because it spoils

Instead you get green horseradish

[sterile stone]

ye ye

[sterile stone]

It's entertaining

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0jTvekFCowA

It makes me wish there was a series or something that ran with this idea

It's like

Fantasy but like

Multi dimensional fantasy

[obsidian prairie]

Multiverse stories tend to go to shit really quick

[sterile stone]

It's like some shit you'd see on a old, forgotten 80s vhs tape

[sterile stone]

Yeah I can see that, but the thing that draws me into this is like

It's not a story being told perse

It's just more of a setting

And the enviorments in the setting

[sterile basalt]

args' demented brainrot

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-meme-cute-cat-cat-meme-meme-xafer-gif-1492599941141242049

[sterile stone]

It's better than half the other garbage I see posted in here.

[obsidian prairie]

Anything you can do with a multiverse setting you can just do with a single universe

[sterile stone]

How so?

[obsidian prairie]

Like if you want radically different enviornments that all interact with the same mechanics and eventually shared threats go read Sanderson

Actually

Go read sanderson anyway

[sterile stone]

Brandon Sanderson?

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[sterile stone]

I'll take a look into it sure.

[sterile stone]

Oh btw

Since you're so heavily invested into NMS now

I figured you'd see this

They're making another game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKQem4Z6ioQ

[obsidian prairie]

I recommend starting with the first arc of his Mistborn series

[sterile stone]

$71 on amazon

3 books

[obsidian prairie]

Its a good introduction to the series because its on one of the most (eventually) politically important planets, but doesn't require wide universe knowledge to catch everything in the first arc

[obsidian prairie]

Damn wtf

[tranquil bone]

Are you trying to buy like collectors hardbacks or something

[obsidian prairie]

Wild

[sterile stone]

This was the first result for the trilogy that came up

[obsidian prairie]

Got a library near you or something

[tranquil bone]

I think I paid $10 or something for the ebook

[obsidian prairie]

Well shit nevermind since when are these 24$ a piece

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/nMuTgStG8w0 @sterile stone that middle east vibe beat

[sterile stone]

I'm guessing post covid book reading became more expensive cause people picked it up as a hobby

Lotta hobbies that use to be cheap seem alot more expensive.

[obsidian prairie]

My box says 31.97 on the label

[sterile stone]

When did you buy it tho?

[obsidian prairie]

Probably before he switched publishers

[sterile stone]

Ahh fuuuck man

Well I guess it's something to work towards getting, if anything it'll make a nice shelf decoration if I don't read it.

Now that I think on it, probably would do myself justice just getting the ebook

[obsidian prairie]

If you've got a library near you I can almost guarantee they have it

[sterile stone]

Moved recently so I'd have to check around.

Kinda in a financial/shopping district now.

So I gotta see if there is a book store near me.

[tranquil bone]

Libby app is great if your library system takes part

[sterile stone]

Noted

Honestly this is awsome info cause like

I remember I use to just pop on SCP case files while I cleaned my place.

So something akin to that would be a good change of pace.

[sterile basalt]

so are u playing

if not imma go sleep

[sterile stone]

Go getcha some sleep

I'm in a loophole of watching videos

[sterile basalt]

ok imma play NMS by myself then

[sterile stone]

See now you got me feeling bad

[hexed igloo]

Books from secondhand places tbh

[fiery creek]

does anyone have a thunder hammer build? i wanna like it but i hate it rn and i have no clue how to make it work

[hexed igloo]

Or just find the dingiest most yellow-brown bookstore you can and they'll hook you up with more than you can carry for like $4 and a sprite

[carmine falcon]

check guide in vet channel

pinned'

[carmine lance]

Thrust is a must have blessing on it

But part of using it is accepting you’re gonna be sorely wishing for more with mixed horde clear

[sterile basalt]

check this https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3367063781

[fiery creek]

why does it feel like i’m gonna have to take martyrdom… feels like every build is just a maryrdom build

[carmine lance]

Either you’re dealing with chaff or you’re dealing with single targets, can’t have both

[carmine lance]

Because martyrdom is just goated like that

[fiery creek]

thanks but not what i’m looking for

[carmine lance]

Everything works with martyrdom

Tho i like blazing piety on combat knife

[fiery creek]

i guess i’m just not a thunder hammer guy then

[carmine lance]

Nothing wrong with that

Thunder hammer is a gimmick weapon that goes all in on the gimmick

It’s something you def gotta take some time to learn making it work beyond the gimmick

[sterile basalt]

there is a TH related build in there

[carmine lance]

Personally I just prefer relic blade and combat knife but I’ve given each weapon a good college try after weapon mastery

[sterile basalt]

and no martyr is not the only pick for TH

IJ works well too

[carmine lance]

Ij works but i find martyrdom more consistent personally

Plus i just like the more aggressive playstyle it lets you take

[fiery creek]

i was just looking for a quick guide, it’s kinda annoying having to scroll thru it all rn

[misty nova]

Weak Aura

[hexed igloo]

I just don't like thammer cos it's so fucking slow

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/put-hat-on-frog-viralhog-frog-wears-hat-frog-gif-19436312

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2012278027116220804 that's kinda neat

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[ivory marlin]

Chat…….

112$……

[signal spoke]

Where's the Alive Team

[tranquil bone]

That's the sisters hospitaller

[heady rapids]

https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSa15DRNm/

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[misty nova]

https://skibidix.com/i/status/2012238496434364821

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[long oasis]

who even is that lol

[hexed igloo]

Epstein

[long oasis]

that looks nothing like him

[hexed igloo]

It looked like him at first glance

[plush estuary]

the bot carry

[sterile stone]

Ngl it's weird seeing you play something that isn't darktide

[deft badge]

It's still dark souls 4 so

Halfway there

[ashen panther]

so combat knife is basically useless against groups no

[long oasis]

its pretty bad

manageable up to havoc

[carmine lance]

it's not useless but it's far from good at it

do a lot of shoving and dodging

if you're running mk3

[long oasis]

even then you can run bleed blessings to have semi good horde clear

or you could like

just kill them with a relic blade

[carmine lance]

i mean might as well run scourge if you're playing zealot

for a combat knife build

[heady rapids]

do y'all ever think

[deft badge]

Yes

Pondering my liquor collection rn actually

[long oasis]

no

[heady rapids]

[visual stream]

If someone ever tries to tell you to use double bleed blessings to circumvent this, shoot them in the face twice

Just a warning

[ashen panther]

I am considering trying a relic blade fotf build, should I go more crit or more just whatever martyrdom or smth

or IJ

I haven't actually haven't ran anything other than fury in a while

[snow lantern]

I like IJ but martyrdom is generally more popular.

[long oasis]

ij isnt bad for relic blade since it buffs dodges

[ashen panther]

I still don't fully understand IJ tbh. Are you supposed to use a fast weapon?

[long oasis]

by default relic blade dodges are pretty shitty so it def helps

[ashen panther]

it also doesn't seem like it'd do a ton since you aren't running a lot while slashing hordes from what I've found

[long oasis]

any weapon can benefit

[ashen panther]

what are you generally trying to build towards with it

[snow lantern]

Any weapon is fine. Like someone else said you can move better with IJ which offsets one of relic blades downsides.

[snow lantern]

Momentum

[ashen panther]

do momentum stacks make you faster or smth? Or just you grab general talents that are dodge related or whatever

[snow lantern]

Read the tooltip its a pretty simple keystone

[long oasis]

the buffs are stack dependent

[long oasis]

ij is really generalist unlike say piety which really wants you to have a weapon with crit bonus or finesse modifier

[plush estuary]

I cant

my sides hurt

hahaha

why are people's mics so bad

he got shot dead

[north sedge]

he's using a mic as old as the game

[long oasis]

theres a good chance he was born when tf2 released

goddamn jittleyang

[ashen panther]

blud if I was literate I wouldn't be asking for build help

[hexed igloo]

Being old is weird I be seeing someone that's 18 and I go "nah dude can't be a day over 12" and other times I see someone that's 18 and am like "how the fuck am I 5 years older than u"

[ashen panther]

anyways it doesn't say anything about actual movement on the keystone

[long oasis]

its not mentioned in the tooltip but it does buff dodges by a lot

[plush estuary]

Ij's unlisted buffs are, dodge speed/distance/recovery time

[ashen panther]

which is why I am confused when it is said IJ increases movement

[plush estuary]

welcome to fatshark

[long oasis]

large fish gatekeeping this information for reasons

[plush estuary]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3088553235&searchtext=zealot

[snow lantern]

Someone already posted but the answer is always kulis guide on steam.

[long oasis]

thats how I feel at uni rn

one day u meet some kid whos been running a six fig company since he was in high school and the next u find another kid who has 0 applicable life skills

[hexed igloo]

I id'd a guy today I thought was probably 25 or so he was fresh 18 and it was literally how the fuck u have a whole ass beard

[long oasis]

genetics

[hexed igloo]

Working retail sometimes you meet someone that's a legitimate genius other days it's a 40 year old dude that is actually illiterate and I have to read off everything for him

[long oasis]

retail is literally the lottery

[hexed igloo]

It's uncommon but I can't say it's a super rare occurrence why are people actually illiterate

[long oasis]

not the one where u win money the one where if u win u get stoned to death

[hexed igloo]

A girl came in not that long ago and she was like very clearly into me and after she left a guy came in wearing the most abhorrent ai-gen emoji scrapbook hoodie I've ever seen to ask for my number for her

[long oasis]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-UNeMnWUAAZgGi.gif

[hexed igloo]

Imagine an ahegao hoodie but it's iPhone emojis

[long oasis]

she sent him to ask for your number?

[hexed igloo]

Yea

[long oasis]

I bet ur gf is cuter than her

[hexed igloo]

1. I appreciate the thought
2. I'm taken
3. please God never wear that hoodie again

[hexed igloo]

On god ain't no mf hold a candle to her

[long oasis]

I feel like u would be more likely to say no if someone had to send someone else to ask for your number

spineless coward

face me in single combat

[hexed igloo]

Oh yeah for sure like if you're gonna ask at least have the cojones to ask directly

When I was working nightclub had a chick wave me down when I was on a table and I crouched down she goes
"can I have ur insta"
"Uhhh I don't have insta"
"Oh okay"
I'm pretty sure she just went home or smth because she disappeared I didn't see her again

Thats how you do it

[long oasis]

rip

[hexed igloo]

I'm be real it was like classic black hair latina and I was single at the time I genuinely didn't realize she was asking me out LMAO

[long oasis]

hindsight is 2026 or sometihng

[hexed igloo]

Using my power of post-cognition to its fullest

[long oasis]

yea the second hand embarrassment is real

idk for who tho its equally bad on both sides

u just experienced it a little later than her

[hexed igloo]

I'm fully convinced she just walked out after that

She was gone 5min later

[long oasis]

she probably thought u snubbed her and lied

好丢脸

[hexed igloo]

Probably lmao what kind of nightclub guy doesn't have an insta

Sorry girlie i did lie but it's because my insta

1. isn't ever used
2. has some anime girl in revealing clothes as the pfp

[long oasis]

I probably would walk too honestly

like how would you ever have face after that

[long oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310425563499991121/1423302611527925831/caption.gif

[hexed igloo]

If she said some shit like "hey ur cute can I have ur insta" I woulda been shii iain got it but u can have my number sure

I tism'd out kek

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112220920929599519/1178399937592049764/ezgif-5-a7c1f8da3c.gif

[carmine falcon]

what playing offensive bulwark looks like!

[heady rapids]

what does it look like

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/house-house-md-murder-lupus-gif-6955091101110819613

[carmine falcon]

looks like this!

u slaughter things in melee instead of being a healbot scared bitch

[heady rapids]

I'm looking

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/read-gif-25879491

[long oasis]

is that not what youre supposed to do as a space marine

[carmine falcon]

da numbers dont lie

[carmine falcon]

sadly 99% of bulwarks i run into are bad

they play too defensive

[heady rapids]

maybe they should instead play lethal company with their friends tomorrow sunday evening

just saying

[carmine falcon]

what did u just say sorry i dont speak english

[long oasis]

ربما عليهم بدلاً من ذلك أن يلعبوا لعبة Lethal Company مع أصدقائهم مساء يوم الأحد غدًا.
مجرد اقتراح.

[ornate bone]

Am still drunk

[heady rapids]

get his ass

[ornate bone]

Will flex on auric pubs by playing stealth vet better than meta slaves

Observe my glory

[ornate bone]

Bing chilling copypasta, but instead of bing chilling it's just lethal company

[carmine falcon]

thanks this helps! tell blade maybe

[ornate bone]

Gigaxad

[long oasis]

John cena fans when they see a chinese person and have to 冰淇淋pill them

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[plush estuary]

yes.

middle

[heady rapids]

imagine that all this time we've been laughing at people with severe OCD that can't play the game unless their talent tree is perfectly mirrored

[plush estuary]

2 wound martrydom zealot from party finder

they want to play H40

instant accept

[ornate bone]

bro took field improv

epic gamer

however, bro took iron will

weak gamer

[carmine falcon]

advanced fatmangus?!!

[ornate bone]

Wait like

2 wound as in just the normal amount of health segments we get for auric?

[plush estuary]

yes

no curio

no talent

[ornate bone]

No wound curios, no wound passive

[plush estuary]

with martry keystone

[ornate bone]

Feller

Throw that there gentleman off the second floor (in Minecraft)

[plush estuary]

who to accept

hm,mm

[ornate bone]

The Chinese spyware

You know a dude with that many Chinese characters is actually legitimately Chinese and not some random westerner roleplaying with special characters in their name

My mom told me, at least

[sterile basalt]

I have to say

We the Chinese have the best shitposting names

Period

[plush estuary]

I find it funny

[sterile basalt]

It’s funnier when u understand what it’s saying

[plush estuary]

I could probably use a translator

[plush estuary]

but not knowing them makes it funnier to me

like what could be that long

with symbols that repeat

[sterile basalt]

Basically it’s saying

[ornate bone]

Bro has the entire Lord of the Rings in the name, considering idfk each symbol is like a word or something

[sterile basalt]

This relic blade is leaking power and electrocuting me

[plush estuary]

lmao

[sterile basalt]

Followed by sounds as if the guy is being shocked

[ornate bone]

Symbols are beautiful

[plush estuary]

thats beatiful

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-gif-21986545

[ashen panther]

ok so like I'm running relic blade right, and I come across 3 ragers, what exactly is the gameplan there

like how do I respond in that situation

do I just spam dodge backwards while heavying?

[ornate bone]

Does it not stagger ragers while powered?

[ashen panther]

I don't think so?

not from what I was finding

[ornate bone]

Change weapon

[ashen panther]

maybe skill issue idk

[heady rapids]

mk10 energised light stab staggers them out of the combo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/320556017672912897/1455914594320126106/tumblr_7955e20ddf162ed3ecaab80a9f6f7d3c_65f4e65c_75.gif

[hexed igloo]

Swing and pray

When I see rager packs tho I usually just pull my bolter out

[ashen panther]

ok so it seems like the general consensus here is "the emperor protects"

[plush estuary]

Fury also staggers ragers

[hexed igloo]

You could also just back off to make enough space for a running start, the relic sprinting heavy oneshots to the dome iirc

[plush estuary]

a headshot with throwing knives 1 shots them too

[hexed igloo]

I use shock maul and a heavy tends to stagger them and the followup kills

If you use shroud a valid tactic is to just invis and run away so they all target the psyker

[ashen panther]

me when EVERY SINGLE MATCH I GET PINNED IN THE CORNER BY 5 CRUSHERS

[hexed igloo]

Maybe stay out of the corner

[ashen panther]

well I didn't think there was a corner there

it was against some weird geometry

[carmine falcon]

relic blade powered hits should stagger ragers easily

also the weapon has long range u can just back dodge and kill them

[ashen panther]

ok I might be tripping then

[plush estuary]

is your relic blade fully empowered?

500 rating

[ashen panther]

it might not have been powered I was in combat and such

[plush estuary]

not powered mode

you leveled up the stats to 500

[ashen panther]

yes

[plush estuary]

okay nevermind then, that could've been a factor

[lofty python]

Life or desth for ainz

[twin wagon]

Hugs.

[ornate bone]

desth

bro is unspellable

[ashen panther]

in my trying of the eviscerator, idk if I'm doing something wrong, but feels kinda weak and slow

[glossy nimbus]

Get perfect strike

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2012343506241482828 fucking lmao?

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[ornate bone]

Eviscerator can be really slow if you're used to the smoother stuff

[ornate bone]

Certified lol ecks dee moment

Corporate greed, yo

[ashen panther]

they literally asking for 🏴‍☠️

[ivory marlin]

I wanted to buy it so bad

112$ is crazy tho

Also idk anyone who plays kill team

Anyways i got my ass kicked in mtg tonight

Deck was really good

I just wasnt all there

Went 1-3

[deft badge]

I want to get into it if you own tts tbh

[ivory marlin]

Tts?

[ornate bone]

I just had two dudes die and then the guy that was alive with me just fucking left

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dance-sea-lion-gif-18060641275691946665

[ivory marlin]

Were you that bad?

[ashen panther]

should I go with desperation for an IJ build or use the point elsewhere on something like relentless fervor

or thy wrath be swift

[stuck thicket]

reason #3874982354723 to not support rgg

[sterile basalt]

Check the pinned guide in vet chat, got 4 example zealot builds there

It’s a decent starting place

[true kindle]

new white enforcer pants go great with this armor

[ivory marlin]

As much as i hate the idea of swimming somewhere i cant see the bottom of

I really want to swim in a nuclear reactor

[obsidian prairie]

You can see the bottom of those

Also the water in there is really not good for you

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/blah-blah-sejal-kumar-talk-to-the-hand-whatever-mocking-gif-17674578

[obsidian prairie]

Outside of being in a nuclear reactor, its also like

Really toxic

[obsidian prairie]

This is just a sign you're like superman

[ivory marlin]

What if im built differently

And can handle it

[scenic drift]

Not that bad actually, as long as you're not diving deep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFRUL7vKdU8

make sure to wear a bulletproof vest though

[livid cobalt]

Hi, I skimmed through the pins but didnt find an answer.
Could I be recommended a leveling build for zealot? Playing for the first time.

[obsidian prairie]

Leveling doesn't really need a build

Pick whatever you want in your race to the bottom of the tree, and try out whatever weapon looks fun

[vivid bough]

was about to quote this heh

iirc 'youd die pretty quickly, before reaching the pool, from gunshot wounds'

[livid cobalt]

Yeah, but does someone have a personal recommendation for a build that doesn't need endgame "moving parts" to be powerful?

[obsidian prairie]

Zealot doesn't have any build that really relies on specific equipment

Unless we count fat zealot or smth

[livid cobalt]

Ok, so I'm good to just find a meta build and I can path just like it while leveling my class and find the same success?

[obsidian prairie]

I wouldn't run straight for anything marketed as a meta build

If you just want something to work towards then the guide in the pins here, or the one in veteran chat, have a bunch

[ivory marlin]

Fatmangus or a different fat?

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah

[ivory marlin]

Loretta a bitch

Hated her as a ghost

[obsidian prairie]

I've solved her more or less

[ivory marlin]

She aint actually that bad

Just forgor parry windows

[deft badge]

Idk who still gives me trouble in ER tbh

[obsidian prairie]

Dogs

[deft badge]

Eh

They stopped doing 11k damage

[obsidian prairie]

Dogs are evil little shits in every from soft game ever

[deft badge]

So idm them

Yeah

You simply kill them first

[ivory marlin]

Anything with 4 legs shouldn’t be an enemy

[deft badge]

The slow play is going well

I finished the rest of lake lands today

[ivory marlin]

Oh chat im so pissed btw

[deft badge]

Amd Siofra part 1

[ivory marlin]

My friend was like

“Oh you get this really cool thing if you go here and open this door”

And now im fucking locked into frenzied ending

[obsidian prairie]

Where was the door

Oh that

You can fix that

[ivory marlin]

Fake mogh

[obsidian prairie]

Kill Malenia

[ivory marlin]

Oh fr?

Ok

[deft badge]

Nah

You need an item

[obsidian prairie]

She drops a needle

[deft badge]

And to kill her

[deft badge]

I'm like 95 percent sure you need a prerequisite needle

[obsidian prairie]

I'll check

[deft badge]

But yeah you're not locked into it

Its just getting out of it thats esoteric

That being said?

Is best ending lol

[obsidian prairie]

Ok you do need to do an amount of milicent's quest

[deft badge]

Yeah

[obsidian prairie]

Though I think giving her the needle is enough

[ivory marlin]

Is that the one lady with the rot?

[obsidian prairie]

But after that you go beat the shit out of malenia

[deft badge]

One of them, yes

[obsidian prairie]

Then you go find Placidusax

[ivory marlin]

I have the medallion she told me to get

[deft badge]

Ive done the whole

[ivory marlin]

Like both halfs

[deft badge]

Frenzied into not frenzied thing exactly once tbh

[ivory marlin]

And idk where to see her again

I really wanted to burn the erdtree for my first ending

[deft badge]

Jelly

That's frenzied

[ivory marlin]

No like

[obsidian prairie]

Burning the Erdtree isn't an ending

[ivory marlin]

With whats her fuck

[obsidian prairie]

Its a progression requirement

[ivory marlin]

The one eyed lady

[deft badge]

Frenzied is burning the entire world down

[obsidian prairie]

Burning the erdtree is requirement to beat the game

[ivory marlin]

Oh

[obsidian prairie]

All endings are what you do when you gain the seat of elden lord

And how you repair the Elden Ring

[deft badge]

Or uh

Don't

[obsidian prairie]

That fits under how you repair it

Not is an option

[deft badge]

Stars and Flame are the cool endings tho

Flame is way easier to get than Stars

[ivory marlin]

I don’t want to do frenzied first

Is my main take away

[obsidian prairie]

Boring
Order
Death
Stars
Flame
Shit

[ivory marlin]

I want to make pretty one eyed lady happy first

[deft badge]

Buddy

I regret to inform you that probably ain't happening atp

[ivory marlin]

FUCK

Im uninstalling

[deft badge]

If you haven't been keeping up with questlines you're probably locked in

[obsidian prairie]

I don't think its possible to unfrenzy before she gets righteously mad at you

[ivory marlin]

She basically instantly told me shed kill me

[obsidian prairie]

And that doesn't really matter anyway

[deft badge]

She can try lol

[ivory marlin]

Nah im kinda weak as balls

[obsidian prairie]

Because minor spoiler
||She kills herself to burn the erdtree||

[deft badge]

Kinda?

||she does exist in the ff ending||

[ivory marlin]

Yeah i remember hearing thar bit

Then basically got told to NOT do fire giant yet

So ive just been exploring more

[obsidian prairie]

You don't burn the tree immediately after fire giant

I think

You can just leave

[deft badge]

You don't

You have to trigger it

But if you didn't do milli quest

Youre locked in

[obsidian prairie]

Just go for it

Respec into arcane

Use madness spells

[deft badge]

You don't even need arc iirc

[obsidian prairie]

They're cool

[deft badge]

They're already an arc build

Jelly is crit farming with parries and misercordie

[obsidian prairie]

You also get gear from the coolest mf in the universe for some reason

[obsidian prairie]

I know

[ivory marlin]

:3

Very fun build

Idk why more people don’t parry

[deft badge]

Cause it requires any amount of skill

[obsidian prairie]

Its weird and you can't parry everything

[deft badge]

Vs "haha I stunlock things"

[obsidian prairie]

5 frame startup certainly helps with people bouncing off

[deft badge]

I think it's always worth learning to parry but I've been doing it literally since souls 1

[obsidian prairie]

And the fuckass 9 year windup times with 3 consecutive fake outs every single enemy does

[deft badge]

Lmfao

Tbf

You need to.learn the timings anyway

Or you'll get roll caught