zealot-class

[glossy nimbus]

I see one every so often

[wraith halo]

The other 2 are the standard silver and

[glossy nimbus]

Saw one last week

[wheat matrix]

im not in america

[wraith halo]

They're sooooo ugly

[wheat matrix]

so ive never seen one.

[wheat matrix]

pffft

[sterile stone]

So for the same price as a cyber truck

You could just buy a h4

[wraith halo]

Ok but, then you're buying a hummer

Like I get any port in a storm but like

[glossy nimbus]

An actual pickup truck is a lot more powerful than the cybertruck

[wraith halo]

You can get a much better ev than both of those

For cheaper too I believe

[solar gorge]

atp i'm buying a chevy camaro z/28

[sterile stone]

Polestar?

[frosty herald]

hmm warhammer preview is live

[wraith halo]

What are your thoughts on the split bumper camaros from 1970s

[solar gorge]

eh

too stubby looking

[delicate shadow]

hook up a battery stack to a dune buggy and call it a day

Climate conscious mad max

[solar gorge]

queenslanda car

[sterile stone]

We could just skip all that

And give everyone government issued ornithopters

[acoustic dune]

hi chat

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-baker-family-gif-26904697

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856489067923111988/1458565006038794322/ssstwitter.com_1767819280625-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

bye chat

[violet hornet]

That wasn't just anyone, that was the woman in California responsible for the laws regarding that safety feature in cars. She was the only person able to prevent that using a policy and she opposed it

[wheat matrix]

wait

are you serious?

[violet hornet]

Volvo sub brand as of 2015

[delicate shadow]

You ain’t trusting people who can barely drive on land with an aircraft lmao

[wheat matrix]

karma is a beautiful thing holy shit LOL

[sterile stone]

I didn't even know Volvo made EVs

[delicate shadow]

Crazy, didn’t know that bit

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/star-talk-star-talk-all-stars-radio-show-startalk-gif-star-talk-all-stars2016confronting-zika-gif-13487903

[violet hornet]

Oh sorry it's not her, she's related tho

Her older sister, Elaine Chao, is married to Mr McConnell and was transportation secretary under President Donald Trump and labour secretary under President George W Bush.

[gleaming furnace]

absolutely deranged state. every time i go back there i become more and more convinced theres something in the water that makes ppl stupid

[tranquil bone]

Every car company makes EVs now

[frosty herald]

@median steeple katar garrix

[violet hornet]

They make their own too, they're pretty good. If they were cheaper I'd have bought one

[sterile stone]

There's a truck Toyota makes

I've seen alot of gear heads say they want it in the states

[wheat matrix]

is that a world eater?

[sterile stone]

But it's not allowed here due to regulations

or something

[solar gorge]

can we get not space marines

pwease

[frosty herald]

personal executioner of huron blackheart

[violet hornet]

My ex moved there, checks out to me lol

[violet hornet]

Hilux?

[solar gorge]

i legit thought the weird guy on the right was a new tau auxiliary for a second

and i was like

[delicate shadow]

My ex is from there so yea

[solar gorge]

it's actually cool

but nah

why would it be

[gleaming furnace]

yea cus of the chicken tax

[glossy nimbus]

Can't hear you. You want another batch?

[sterile stone]

Something I don't understand about 40k is like...

Why do the chaos gods only want space marines as their champions

[wheat matrix]

why the fuck would anyone actually pay for this, gimp mask looking ahh

[sterile stone]

Do other races not have something better

[solar gorge]

chaos god named GW

[sterile stone]

Or an equivalent to a space marine

[violet hornet]

Have you met dorn? Lol

[wheat matrix]

other races are more resistant or have downsides im pretty sure

[solar gorge]

they know what kinda slop sells

[violet hornet]

Sometimes that's the closest they'll get to having hair

[glad ermine]

Surprising comment to open my phone to

[solar gorge]

MARINNNEZZ

EVERYWHERE

[gleaming furnace]

the drukhari are chads but they just get eaten by slaanesh

[frosty herald]

Marines everywhere

Looks inside

Tarellian

[gleaming furnace]

tau and votann have no warp stuff cus they suck

orks are too stupid to be corrupted

[violet hornet]

Khorne seems pretty okay with orkz of sufficient size

[solar gorge]

where ??

[sterile stone]

Honestly I don't think I've seen any Khornite creature that wasn't human

[violet hornet]

Yeah thankfully an uncorrupted ork is still useful to khorne at least lol

[sterile stone]

Or daemon

[frosty herald]

Look at theorycrafting

Also the warhammer preview stream is live rn

[solar gorge]

o hyeah but

[violet hornet]

Luckily lol, khorne nids would be fucked

[solar gorge]

it's just 1 dude and it's huron's pet

[delicate shadow]

Other races ain’t falling to chaos like that

Aeldari get their souls consumed by slaanesh automatically if they fall. Necrons are basically warp immune afaik and tau are like…idk the chaos gods treat Tau like they’re beans on toast or smth

[solar gorge]

i want that but for Tau

[chrome wave]

seeing one up close always makes me baffled someone willingly chose to purchase and drive one

[solar gorge]

as an auxiliary

[frosty herald]

There are chaos orks

[violet hornet]

Maybe it has something to do with humanity spawning three of the chaos gods

[frosty herald]

But they get killed very quickly

[sterile stone]

There's a churro spot near my old apartment

[violet hornet]

You'd think slaanesh would be more into having eldar champs if that was the case tho, but they're just food I guess

[chrome wave]

idk what area ur in args but in my area there's someone who wrapped theirs in fuzzy pink fur or whatever

[sterile stone]

Lady got a neon pink cyber truck outside the place

With her company wrap on it

[delicate shadow]

Elves 2 tasty

[sterile stone]

Like why

[violet hornet]

Every time I see one I immediately burst out laughing

[sterile stone]

Don't the chaos gods fear the necros

[violet hornet]

Why eat a salad of leaves when you can eat a salad of leaf lovers?

[sterile stone]

Cause they have shit that can just nullify warp presence?

[delicate shadow]

They have that yea

[sterile stone]

The necrons make no sense to me aswell

Like they view themselves superior to all beings

Want human bodies

But want to kill humans....

[tranquil bone]

I think it's more they want natural bodies at all

[delicate shadow]

Yea that

[sterile stone]

Ahhh

[frosty herald]

I think trayzn calls them out on that

[delicate shadow]

They want to escape the metal

[frosty herald]

Saying that they want to rule but how will they rule without life

Cause the end goal is to have human bodies

[delicate shadow]

But also a lot of necrons are mindless or mad so y’know

[frosty herald]

Especially with necrosor now

[deft badge]

They want their bodies

Not human bodies

[solar gorge]

@frosty herald https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/745324840097153167/1461808832710705182/image.png?ex=696be710&is=696a9590&hm=6e9adcbd003ccbe955a0775c06f43ae8f9111e46e37c40b4109ca795f816c50f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1182&height=665

why he so smug

[chrome wave]

what a fucking pull

we love stacking enemy dr YESSSSSS

[frosty herald]

He knows he got that shit on

[solar gorge]

my queen is slaying

i love chaose guardz

but these are old

[frosty herald]

new aeldari corsairs

[solar gorge]

FINALLY

not fucking marines

[frosty herald]

Also NEW ELDAR SHIPS after 300 years

[solar gorge]

it's peam...

[frosty herald]

BUGE

@median steeple

UNC WAkE UP!!!

[median steeple]

IM SEEING IT

FUCK

RAAAAH

https://i.redd.it/jakn960wlybg1.gif

[frosty herald]

@median steeple is the maelstrom happening at the same time as titus's campaign against necrosor?

[median steeple]

no idea ngl

[frosty herald]

my goat huron chudheart

OH

[obsidian prairie]

I like how the best part of the CSM command squad is the 2 who aren't marines

[frosty herald]

drukhari wyches

[glad ermine]

Wait, i have to do my usual work

10th edition models fucking suck

Goodbye

https://tenor.com/view/dies-if-death-gif-23334862

[frosty herald]

unc cant handle peak

anyway red corsairs are firstborn

[glad ermine]

Son 😭

[glad ermine]

Yeah. Let me take a closer look at the parts

[frosty herald]

all of the models are in theorycrafting

[obsidian prairie]

And lore

[hexed igloo]

I like the blue one 🤓

[obsidian prairie]

I love how the two best models from the red corsairs aren't even marines

[glad ermine]

Mk6 greaves with what seems to be an mk7 base judging from chestplate

[hexed igloo]

Iunno what the corsairs are other than what I can see (boat) do like

[glad ermine]

Not bad but these new proportions are weird to me

[hexed igloo]

The blue looks cool

[glad ermine]

Sigma

Lore this lore that, i like the blue one

[hexed igloo]

Ion like the shape of the red one

[glad ermine]

Aeldari lover detected

Knowing you though i should not be surprised

[hexed igloo]

Okay sure but uh what are aeldari

[glad ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/rogue-40k-warhammer-40k-yrliet-mon-keigh-gif-13015049975340156721

[wheat matrix]

wait, fr?

[glad ermine]

Psychic space elves with attitude and a dying race

[hexed igloo]

If she speaks for all aeldari ion like em they ugly

[glad ermine]

By all accounts

Absolute heresy

[wheat matrix]

actually that's not heresyh

[glad ermine]

Boy you do not have warhammer standards

[hexed igloo]

I like the sisters of repentia

[wheat matrix]

bro likes the half dressed women

who could've guessed

[hexed igloo]

You know it big dog

[glad ermine]

I can see your pointy ears british man

[hexed igloo]

They just look cool too I like the adeptus sororitas too I'm a sucker for white hair

[wheat matrix]

Saying u dont like space elves isnt heresy?

[glad ermine]

Oh i thought u were supporting it

[wheat matrix]

it's liking them that is

[glad ermine]

Nvm then i'm just word i can't say here i guess

Mentally disabled

[glad ermine]

Moe lester drip

[wheat matrix]

i'm gonna get some isopropyl alcohol and strip a bunch of my models soon

[hexed igloo]

Rag on him all you like the fit actually tuff

[wheat matrix]

me when i repaint all my firstborns

[glad ermine]

I bet you enjoy lathering yourself in baby oil

[wheat matrix]

just so i can buy a whole ass new army

[glad ermine]

So based...

Nvm

If u aint painting

[hexed igloo]

Nah I do it dry

[glad ermine]

Hand them over

We dont got shit in albania

[wheat matrix]

wat

i just said iw as gonna repaint them all

[glad ermine]

Ok good

[wheat matrix]

theyve been sitting there for the past 10 years

[glad ermine]

I thought u skipping out on em w new models

GAH

DAMN

[wheat matrix]

I used to play when i was like 12

[glad ermine]

Nice

[wheat matrix]

im gonna play my first game in like 10 years next wednesday

just a 1k point game

[glad ermine]

Are all mfs where you come from this zesty

[hexed igloo]

This is prolly the wrong place for it but I went into a wh40k shop and when I said "I'm not really into tabletop I kinda just want desk trinkets" the guy tismed out about how video games and tabletop are basically the same

[glad ermine]

💀 that's expected

Also what is he on about

Tt and games are NOT the same

[hexed igloo]

Like dude I get what you're saying but no turnbased isn't my thing to begin with, and goddamn I don't want to be spending 40m per turn

[wheat matrix]

They're pretty similar in play in some ways

but u need to remember all the rules

u need to get the physical objects

u need to transport them AND find people to play with

[hexed igloo]

I get that and all like I know where the bro coming from

[wheat matrix]

u also need to then paint and put effort into them

and track everything etc

[hexed igloo]

But no big dog they are not the same

[wheat matrix]

there's a lot more work

to tabletop

[glad ermine]

Definitely

[hexed igloo]

Is beating dry considered zesty these days?

[wheat matrix]

the upside is as u beat ur enemy u can shit talk him directly to his face

and when he snaps back

u can fistfight him out the back immediately

with no delays from having to travel half the country away to do it

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but the average 40k fan could just sit on me and I'll pop like a water balloon

[glad ermine]

Not that specifically its just you overall but not in a bad way keep being yourself by all accounts

[hexed igloo]

I wasn't planning on changing for you anyway so

[glad ermine]

Betrayal

[hexed igloo]

You ain't hot enough and your tits too small

[glad ermine]

Mind you

[wheat matrix]

bro just came right out and said it

[glad ermine]

These tits can bench you and your house!

[hexed igloo]

Sure but they're hairy

[glad ermine]

NUH UH

[wheat matrix]

u need to leave this channel

ur freak isnt good enough for it

[hexed igloo]

In which direction do I need to be more freak or less freak or an adjacent freak

[glad ermine]

Plus most people like that nowadays i think. I actually dont i shave compulsively because i can't see muscle definition well otherwise

Body hair obstructs the cool striations

[hexed igloo]

I just shave because I don't like being hairy (not that I grow much to begin with lmao)

[glad ermine]

I get that

Also ngl dude it seems like gymbro larp but if you take it seriously enough gym can fix faces too

[hexed igloo]

My face is fine

You might need it tho

[copper hawk]

@pliant ice willow is 2 POOOSIE 2 typeth u dis . zo , i typeth u ribht Meow . I DICTATED that she type "i Bowe 2 the Supreme Grand Chudnugget of Charactor , " but she Didn't want 2 type dat . like it wuz Evile phrase not 2 be Spoken in Rivendell

[hexed igloo]

Gym won't fix acne scars unfortunately

[hard nexus]

freeee meeeee

[copper hawk]

u dont have 2 tuoy w me if u dont want 2 it otay ..

[frosty herald]

My brain is melting

[glad ermine]

Can't catch this bodyfat%, jawline and positive canthal tilt baybehh
sub 5 time to ropemaxx

[pliant ice]

chudnugget is the nicest thing anyone ever call me 🙏

[glad ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/mogged-hernan-drago-looks-maxxing-sigma-sigma-male-face-gif-15406142076078605912

[hard nexus]

LMFAOAOOOO

[hexed igloo]

How many girlfriends you had bossman that's the actual metric

All these lookmaxxers that still can't pull smh

[glad ermine]

Yeah because most of them end up with shitty characters lol

Blackpill community is a hellhole

[hexed igloo]

Nice dodge

Almost slipped past

[glad ermine]

Son 😭 why u so invested

[hexed igloo]

Called me sub5 smh

[glad ermine]

4 partners though

[hexed igloo]

Sub5 bitches bro

[glad ermine]

Only 1 went right

That actually lasted

[hexed igloo]

Yeah many such cases

[glad ermine]

Look good for yourself first

Mog everyone

[hexed igloo]

I've never given much of a shit about my general appearance lmao I don't even look in the mirror in the morning before I leave

[wheat matrix]

people that refuse to run duplicate classes in havoc are so fucking weird to me

[glad ermine]

Pull up to the function like batman

[glad ermine]

Son 😭

[sterile stone]

[glad ermine]

That's

Quite the thing

[sterile stone]

This reminds me of the guy who actively takes meth to keep his face looking slim

[copper hawk]

kity .

[wheat matrix]

LOL

[copper hawk]

kity , do u

DO U

[glad ermine]

Bonesmash

[hexed igloo]

I wake up I put on the clothes nearest me, wipe my face and walk out the door kek I don't have to care about my clothes because literally every item of clothing I have matches

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-eeee-gif-24636179

Ye ye ye

He breaks parts of his face

[glossy nimbus]

Bet yo hair carpet floor

[sterile stone]

So he can shape them how he wants

[hexed igloo]

What does this even mean

[glad ermine]

You don't have a morning routine fr?

[hexed igloo]

My morning routine is laying in bed on my phone for 30 minutes

[copper hawk]

@pure tree ur Cicaese iz , , Otayeth ,, BUt Pawhapz . U Will improve ..

[sterile stone]

He's the ideal male

[glad ermine]

The US stereotypes are not failing

[sterile stone]

Waking up and not caring for ones opinion

[wheat matrix]

bro asks for bitches report then says he grotty 💀 💀

[sterile stone]

He's a kiwi btw

[glossy nimbus]

My sigma grind: wake up. Go to bed.

[hexed igloo]

Who said anything about that I shower daily and have all my usual skincare products and colognes

[wheat matrix]

u forgot 6h edging (for discipline)

[hexed igloo]

I just don't do it in the morning

[glossy nimbus]

Listen idfk where ur from but america always wins

We have constitution and u dont

[glad ermine]

You have everything that's the issue

[hexed igloo]

Lotta good those constitutions do huh

[glad ermine]

No identity

[pure tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/565672718293401653/1321147766805631129/cat_armor_wiki.gif

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025

[glossy nimbus]

Ur mom

[hexed igloo]

land of the free

you get kicked out of the Wendy's if you shit on the table
What a fuckin joke

[sterile stone]

What you don't like federal agents murdering immigrants

[glad ermine]

America is the least free land i've heard of

[hexed igloo]

Hot take uh murder bad

[glad ermine]

Wanna be free come to the balkans

[glossy nimbus]

They didn't try anything when I shat the stove at waffle house

[glossy nimbus]

Hell fuckin noh

[hexed igloo]

Well yeah it's waffle house

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-controversial-yet-so-brave-controversial-brave-gif-12046682

[wheat matrix]

bro land of get kicked out the country if u have a meme of bald jd vance on ur phone

u dont need to make some stupid joke up

[hexed igloo]

No but that's funny actually

[wheat matrix]

the country is doing it for u

[glad ermine]

This is true. I personally wake up, work out, drink protein shake, take a shit, then get out of bed.

[sterile stone]

Apparently it wasn't because of this btw. The guy allegedly had drugs on him.

[glad ermine]

SO FUCKING BASED

[hexed igloo]

be me
post bald jd Vance
14 swat officers break down my door
6 minutes later I'm on a prison plane to Venezuela

[sterile stone]

Treadmill cardio with GP-5 gasmask on

Get to it Balkan

[glad ermine]

I love doing insane shit unironically

[gleaming furnace]

same

[glad ermine]

My favourite activity growing up was running through storms like a dickhead bc i felt like batman or some shit

[wheat matrix]

Arg stop ruining shit

[pliant ice]

https://tenor.com/view/rise-hand-rise-hand-rise-up-cat-me-too-gif-24649542

[sterile stone]

[gleaming furnace]

after a certain age tho meme shit loses its allure so u have to resort to increasingly bizarre n elaborate stuff to get ur jollies

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323462737225056348/1461819426310586544/image.png?ex=696bf0ee&is=696a9f6e&hm=ef79ac1aa44ed1b18685834ce8225443d2219734b1d6a458bf98d7a6dc12ef44&

[glad ermine]

Years later i set the entrance of my middle school on fire

[gleaming furnace]

lmao wtf

[sterile stone]

Listen

We aren't about to have another person here admit to crimes

Stop that

[pliant ice]

willow would be a fluffy wolf

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-tiktok-gif-25591053

[glad ermine]

I would do it again it was good times with the lads

[glad ermine]

Yes

I lift so people are helpless when i decide it's their time

[hexed igloo]

If one man can pin you another can take your beer

[glad ermine]

Exactly

And i need my beer

[glossy nimbus]

Don't need muscles to hurt ppl

[glossy nimbus]

Only blunt objects

[glad ermine]

Then again pinning men is quite the activity

[hexed igloo]

Makes it way easier

[glad ermine]

Side effect of being a true spartan

[hexed igloo]

You would know huh

[glad ermine]

Yes

[hexed igloo]

Is that your cardio

[glad ermine]

Rated e for everyone

[glossy nimbus]

Daily reminder that all europeans go to hell

[hexed igloo]

Europissans amirite

[glad ermine]

What is that

Whining sound

[vernal spruce]

:)

[glossy nimbus]

Its the sound of your kind suffering down below

[acoustic dune]

ey chat

[glossy nimbus]

I don't make the rules

Hi knife

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-sus-xqc-xqcl-sus-sussy-gif-24382282

[glossy nimbus]

Knifing ur shit?

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1458839609143333099/togif.gif

ey anavar
you got time for sm2?

i need to do the hard weekly

[glad ermine]

My fucking god

I am not a sm2 hooker

[glossy nimbus]

You are unfortunately

Slaanesh got u

[glad ermine]

NEVER

[glossy nimbus]

Yes

[glad ermine]

Illyrian blood keeps me pure and holy

ALBANIAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/albania-albanian-gif-24103016

[acoustic dune]

so a no then?

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-crying-kitten-crying-05starrynight-gif-10141647709992578610

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/albania-albanian-balkan-balkans-the-balkans-gif-25998723

[hexed igloo]

Why you actin like this when being pinned by men is a daily occurrence for you

[glad ermine]

it's uninstalled gng sorry 💋

[acoustic dune]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-sad-crying-7AzEXdIb1wyCTWJntb

[glad ermine]

WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER

[glad ermine]

I might get it again just to help you but boy i don't feel it

[acoustic dune]

@glossy nimbus wanna game?

[sterile stone]

Is this what you imagine daily

Men pinning other men

[acoustic dune]

just wait for the sm2 update i guess

[hexed igloo]

I'm manifesting it for you

[glossy nimbus]

Hmmmmm

Wha gaem

[sterile stone]

You can keep it, not interested.

[glad ermine]

Perchance yes

[acoustic dune]

what u got

[glossy nimbus]

Recently installed sm2

[hexed igloo]

Too late 6 burly men en route to your house and they have a 4 gallon tub of baby oil

[glossy nimbus]

Lethal. Tf2. Dt. Uhhh

Uhhhh

[acoustic dune]

sm2 i guess

[glossy nimbus]

Repo

[acoustic dune]

what level are you?

[sterile stone]

You been to too many diddy parties brother

It's time you take a lap

[glossy nimbus]

Wait i think I need to do the tutorial section first I only played the demo 💀

[hexed igloo]

Around what

I just walked around my chair that counts

[sterile stone]

A mental asylum

[acoustic dune]

it save progress from the demo

if you did play it

[glossy nimbus]

Ah

[hexed igloo]

Sorry boss this is stone cold sane behavior for me

[sterile stone]

Doubt

You seem like the type to like bald femboys

[hexed igloo]

I could probably use a therapist but

[hexed igloo]

Don't project onto me bro

[sterile stone]

To be fair

Alot of people do.

[glossy nimbus]

@acoustic dune yea maybe l8r. Isn't there a lethal game planned today

[hexed igloo]

If I go to therapy it'll make me not funny so

[sterile stone]

Nah nah own your freak shit

Own it

[acoustic dune]

no

[glossy nimbus]

Oh

[acoustic dune]

@heady rapids

[sterile stone]

You weren't funny to begin with so you can't destroy what wasn't there

[hexed igloo]

I'll own my freak shit but what's yours is yours

[sterile stone]

[acoustic dune]

normally its sunday or saturday @glossy nimbus

[glossy nimbus]

Ah gotcha

[hexed igloo]

Too far man

[sterile stone]

You're right

I'm not apologizing though.

[glossy nimbus]

Yeah you can't go around callin ppl unfunny like that

[hexed igloo]

I hope you explode

[heady rapids]

naur

i keep pinging yall but no one comes!!!

but we can do sunday if u wanna

it's just

the matter of people actually playing

[hexed igloo]

Wolf if you ping me and I happen to be on I'll play most things that aren't friendslop

(If I have it)

[glossy nimbus]

I have work at the unemployment factory

[deft badge]

Regrettably they mainly play friendslop

[hexed igloo]

Unfortunate

Closest to friendslop I play is helldivers

[sterile stone]

There's a metric fuckton of people here at all hours

Can't be that hard to get games going.

[deft badge]

"Closest" helldivers is friendslop

[heady rapids]

yeah i membr

[acoustic dune]

we should play roblox

[hexed igloo]

I was under the impression friendslop is classed as anything lethal company adjacent like repo n shit

[deft badge]

Friendslop, to me, is anything that's only fun with friends

[acoustic dune]

@hexed igloo how do i know when you play sm2

[deft badge]

So helldivers and borderlands count

[hexed igloo]

I dont

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-penis-ironic-lol-ifunny-gif-caption-ifunny-ironic-gif-21759960

[hexed igloo]

I tried it on my friend's library but not my jams tbh

I hate when middle mouse toggle scope

[sterile stone]

You should try outlast trials

[hexed igloo]

I won't 🙂

[sterile stone]

Nothing like unfiltered autism and horror

[hexed igloo]

I don't care what you do I'm not playing dead by daylight, outlast (any of em) or league

[sterile stone]

So you're only gonna play lethal company when someone here gets the itch to corrale a bunch of others to play it?

[hexed igloo]

No?

I just said I'll play pretty much anything that ain't friendslop if I have it lethal company is the original friendslop

Me when I'm illiterate

[acoustic dune]

starsector

[sterile stone]

I think I'm just too old to understand grown ass adults talking like kids

But like

[acoustic dune]

which remin me

[sterile stone]

Coop games fams

[hexed igloo]

Yeah and balding

[sterile stone]

What coop games do you own?

[acoustic dune]

@long oasis COSMOTEER

[long oasis]

what

[hexed igloo]

A fuckin lot of em mostly the roguelike type uhhh some survival shit like palworld/7dtd

[acoustic dune]

made a shitty missile ship

[long oasis]

knify still on that cosmoteer shit in the big 26

[acoustic dune]

1.1 mil

[long oasis]

show

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-bored-okay-not-bad-well-see-gif-16419708

[hexed igloo]

I have 230 games and prolly 2/3 of them have coop of some form

[acoustic dune]

i neeed to decrease the amount of people

[hexed igloo]

My top few games disregard apex and siege

All of em have coop kek

[sterile stone]

Most of these are common topic games

Atleast here

[long oasis]

u do not need 6 reactors

[sterile stone]

I'm sure some of these animals would love to play these games with you

[tranquil bone]

I saw starsector mentioned then this and got real damn confused

[acoustic dune]

symetri

[tranquil bone]

This isn't the Invictus I remember

[acoustic dune]

new update bruv

[hexed igloo]

Well yeah but I'm also not fishing to play with people I'm just cool with joining in if someone invites me and I have the game

[tranquil bone]

Actually I guess that's a hammerhead

[tranquil bone]

Wait like today ?

[hexed igloo]

I usually play solo/randoms

[acoustic dune]

like a month or so ago

[tranquil bone]

Oh

😔

[acoustic dune]

i am ship builing

[violet hornet]

Where are the missiles ?

[carmine lance]

Cast it into the pit where it belongs!

[acoustic dune]

here

[acoustic dune]

we ship building moiffa

[carmine lance]

oooh

[violet hornet]

Oh those are like a stun or ion missile right

[long oasis]

I liek

u could put more thruster since you have two oc small

[acoustic dune]

2 small reactior aand storge

[acoustic dune]

yeah i should

[long oasis]

mix the storages so its faster to get both mats to the factory

[acoustic dune]

HOW EVER

no engine room

[spice flame]

what was the perfect flamer again?

60% damage?

[acoustic dune]

remade the frong

[wheat matrix]

all he playhs is friendslop

[acoustic dune]

should i just get a bigger room instead

[ornate bone]

el doringo

Hm, today I should throw a smoke grenade at a gunner crowd

[long oasis]

thats pretty good

[wheat matrix]

captain just shield popped three people over a ledge with a railing on it

cool

[acoustic dune]

change it a bit more

[sterile stone]

Fair enough I guess

[hushed knoll]

Guess what I’m eating tonight

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-very-sad-gif-3860686842273919916

[hushed knoll]

GUESS

[north sedge]

Onion

[acoustic dune]

ok wtf happen to the gif search engine

[acoustic dune]

raw meat

[hushed knoll]

😏

[hushed knoll]

Not too far off

[north sedge]

Says man who has been eating 3-5 onions per day

[hushed knoll]

It hasn’t been THAT much

[royal vortex]

Only 3-4, I'll have you know

[median steeple]

Canadians no longer need a Visa to visit China

what is going on lol

[frosty herald]

canada and china made a partnership today from what im reading

[median steeple]

Sino-Canadian century

[frosty herald]

https://www.pm.gc.ca/en/news/news-releases/2026/01/16/prime-minister-carney-forges-new-strategic-partnership-peoples

wall of text

[median steeple]

The EV tarrif is mostly gone...

no fucking way

[sullen forge]

@median steeple The Board of Peace being formed by The Great Leader

Whats your bet on who’s gonna be on it

[median steeple]

denmark...

yum

[sullen forge]

Netanyahu is an absolute

[solar gorge]

Canada joins the BRICS 2027

[median steeple]

that or "bring me more children"

[solar gorge]

the BRICCS

[median steeple]

I don't think Canada will ever join BRICS because India and Russia are in it

also Iran

Brazil and South Africa we're kind of cool with

China is a maybe

[solar gorge]

itm jomking

[median steeple]

https://i.redd.it/jakn960wlybg1.gif

FUCK YOU

[solar gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1392240835768090655/1461510379858301163/IMG_8635.jpg?ex=696b79dc&is=696a285c&hm=0c00f15b4ca7848e499f6b9bdaea56f61f9eeddab9ccd3255da61e8e3abd52c2&=&format=webp&width=714&height=669

[sullen forge]

Gempost

[frosty herald]

jared kushner is on the board...

[ornate bone]

bros did not, in fact, hold spacebar

[wheat matrix]

@violet hornet hey look it's kirk sparrow

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-very-curious-magnifying-glass-looking-peeking-gif-3027926178787907205

[solar gorge]

LMAO

[ornate bone]

For the tide is dark and full of terrors (of the warp)

[ornate bone]

goblinoid profile

[hearty nebula]

this was peak profile pic tbh

i should go back to it

[ornate bone]

put freckles on it

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-emoji-eyes-stoat-meme-weasel-gif-6487643276599068732

chudtastic

[ornate bone]

👀

[visual stream]

why is zach hadel

[sullen forge]

I fucking knew this was gonna spawn into existence again LMAO

do you have the transparent background one

[hearty nebula]

yeah i have my edit

[sullen forge]

It’s so fucking awesome

[hearty nebula]

wretched

we love our stupid chud cat

[frosty herald]

@heady rapids can you do the jin dahaad challenge with me

[heady rapids]

maybe later tonight

if ur up

im nr rn

[ivory marlin]

What is this

[hearty nebula]

chud cat

[ivory marlin]

Oh ok

[wraith halo]

Bro I went to th dermatologist to get a small snake fang removed from my finger and they took a mf chunk out of me

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald do u need it

[sterile stone]

The hell yah doin playin with snakes

[wraith halo]

I keep them

[frosty herald]

Forgot to turn offsupport hunters

Ruined my first atfemlt

[violet hornet]

erm keep them away from yer finkers

[wraith halo]

It was hungry 💔

[heady rapids]

u on?

[frosty herald]

Yeah

[sterile stone]

It wanted a lil seasoned steak

[hexed igloo]

Fym going to a derma bro pliers

Dermas r scared of me I had some weird skin thing on my fingers (it was kinda warts but like not warts) and it got stripped off by doing fences something to do with just scrubbing layers of skin off with wire

Hasn't come back since so

[violet hornet]

my only dermatologist visit they cut a 1 inch diameter birthmark off my shin with a razor blade by bending it into a curve and just scooping it out

[hexed igloo]

Oof

[violet hornet]

I watched, then almost fainted afterwards despite being fascinated lol

they told me most people don't watch

[hexed igloo]

I remember going to the dentist bc I had some weird mutant fangs growing from my palate and I could feel em digging them out

[violet hornet]

damn they should let you keep those fr

[sterile stone]

You're a mutant mate

[hexed igloo]

On God I had them in a jar but I lost em cos I was like 8

[violet hornet]

find a way to work it into the jawline so you're just fangmaxing

[hexed igloo]

Nah so they were growing maybe a half centimeter behind my top front teeth

Perfect pair of really fucked up jagged fangs, they were like stupid long too, I had 2 divots in my tongue from where they pressed when my mouth was closed

[violet hornet]

if only they folded for storage like a snake's

[hexed igloo]

If I bit an apple the bite was insane because they'd gouge out 2 deep marks

[sterile stone]

Wait what

So you had like

Teeth jutted back?

[hexed igloo]

Nono they were entirely separate teeth

Press ur finger to the roof of your mouth, the flat bit just behind your front teeth, they were growing outta there

Actually now that I check they were behind that too just straight roof of my mouth I can still feel the scars from em with my tongue

[wraith halo]

i always think its kind of funny to see videos titled like this especially as a close follower of the games development and release, and all of the fallout from said release and the slow path towards it being the game it should have always been at launch

[hexed igloo]

It's alright I guess

[wraith halo]

I love the game it has a special place in my heart, just think it's funny how the game has aged

[scenic drift]

shrug, didn't have any issues at launch on PC, they should've just delayed the last-gen console version until they optimized it more.

[deft badge]

I genuinely think 2077 had been good for a really long time atp

Like at least since 1.5

And the story was always worth playing for tbqh

[wraith halo]

Soooo many complaints about how the game wasn't what they said it was and all that, and now it's a masterpiece lol

[scenic drift]

reddit hivemind was salty that game wasn't second life+ or something.

[sterile basalt]

Is it rly a masterpiece

[deft badge]

People bandwagoned it being good after edgerunners tbh

[mystic ether]

2077 does plenty of things I think are neat, more that are lame and even more that are a consequence of its borked production under pisswater leadership.

[deft badge]

Personally it's my favorite modern rpg

[scenic drift]

It's good for a game.

[sterile basalt]

I thought it’s just good

[mystic ether]

Plenty of cyber but it's functionally terrified of the punk parts.

[sterile basalt]

But not masterpiece lvl

[tranquil bone]

Not having issues at launch was impossible lol. If you had a fantastic PC perf was ok but there was no getting away from all crazy traffic bugs or NPCs falling apart

[deft badge]

Tbh

[solar gorge]

it literally is

just good

[deft badge]

The game was literally never gonna run on ps4

[tranquil bone]

Yeah that also

[solar gorge]

but that's cool because I like good games

[mystic ether]

It's Alright in my book. Just Alright.

[heady rapids]

base game is pretty dog

dlc is peak

[tranquil bone]

I'm glad we have finally decided to just let that generation rest

[deft badge]

I love dogtown

[scenic drift]

Never saw any npcs falling apart.

[deft badge]

Idk, I prefer 2077 to any other RPG despite the fact it doesn't live up to tabletop but tbh literally no rpg inspired by a tabletop lives up to the tabletop ime

[scenic drift]

ehh, bg3 is pretty good

[mystic ether]

Would argue that there's an entire world of far better cyberpunk games both from a gameplay experience and narrative angle.

[deft badge]

It's not as good as actually playing dnd by a longshot

[heady rapids]

third act is weak storytelling wise

[deft badge]

I think some gameplay is way, way more fun than other gameplay in 2077

Like I genuinely don't get people who like netrunning

[scenic drift]

ehh, depends on how good your DM is.

[sterile basalt]

Idk what would classify as a “masterpiece” RPG

[deft badge]

Maybe if your DM is bad

[sterile basalt]

Besides the RPG-7

[deft badge]

BG3 is as good as playing dnd

[wraith halo]

Despite my personal opinions I do think the narrative benefits from looking at it from Mike Pondsmith's summary of the theme: "you can't save the world, but you can save yourself." When you see yourself as someone not dedicated to fundamental change but more trying to survive and take care of yourself and those you care about in an uncaring world, it becomes easier to appreciate what it's trying to say imo

[mystic ether]

Netrunner builds get more entertaining in my experience because I'm playing them "poorly" in 2077.

[scenic drift]

nah, a bad DM can be really bad.

[deft badge]

At the end of the day

Its point and click no interaction that I do not like

[scenic drift]

What is confusing? You look at people, they kill themselves.

[deft badge]

Yeah that's wildly boring ime

[scenic drift]

Hardly different than looking at people while holding a gun and them dying.

[sterile basalt]

For me NMS is pretty close to masterpiece status but idk what genre it really belongs in

[deft badge]

Defo not a RPG

[wraith halo]

Elden ring? Ig

[deft badge]

I don't like the guns either fwiw

For me the most fun way to play 2077 is with a knife and a sword or fists most of the time.

[scenic drift]

Looking at people and stabbing them isn't that much different either..

[deft badge]

The knife has travel time, drop, and aim requirements

[mystic ether]

That's fine for me at least with how I play it. But I won't act like a heavy netrunner stealth build for example isn't anywhere near as entertaining unless I'm just really getting into the vibe for myself.

In general, if I personally want to engage with a system playing around with those ideas, my best bet is either mods or just playing a different game entirely.

[deft badge]

Like there's tangible gameplay that makes hitting someone at range with the knife fun

[hexed igloo]

It's alright the gameplay is fine the visuals are good the story is kinda boring tbh and the characters don't have much goin for em I'm not invested in anyone cos they either 1) die immediately or 2) are about as deep as a plate

[sterile basalt]

Never played that so I wouldn’t know

[hexed igloo]

The character I'm most connected to is Mr ai taxi

[sterile basalt]

Idrc about souls games

[scenic drift]

Sounds nice, if you find that kind of thing enjoyable.

[sullen forge]

Loud Netrunner build even if it’s not the optimal choice for it is still incredibly fun

[deft badge]

Depends. Great action rpg? Yeah. If you're playing it for personal decision making and narrative effects on the world? I imagine you don't like it as much as Disco Elysium.

[hexed igloo]

My build was netrunner using 2 sniper rifles kek five-o is a shotgun

[sterile basalt]

I feel bad saying this but the most interesting character across the entire game was clippy

[deft badge]

My favorite netrunning experience was using ping with a tech sniper to shoot people through walls, that felt really cyberpunky

[hexed igloo]

On GOD bro

[sterile basalt]

And he ||either dies or hates u||

[solar gorge]

i loved netrunning because of power word KILL YOURSELF

[sterile basalt]

I’m not sure what I’m supposed to feel about it

Them writing a pencil looking AI to be an interesting character

Or

[hexed igloo]

I liked the Spanish guy at the start who's name eludes me but like dawg he barely fucking existed he had so much lore and development and lived for like 10 minutes

[sterile basalt]

Them writing everything else below interesting lvl

[heady rapids]

nah

goro the goat

realest mf out there

[sterile basalt]

Jackie

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald i didnt have a single great potion there

i went to craft them

then the mod didnt auto equip them

....

[frosty herald]

AT arkveld is gonna be hell

[hexed igloo]

Yuh that's him you can see so much love went into making him and his family n everything and like bruh yall couldn't have him hang around a little longer

[heady rapids]

my prev time with full bots was 12

we ate so much shit

i didnt have flasks

like man

[solar gorge]

the best char in 2077 is Reed

[heady rapids]

talka bout being prepared

[deft badge]

I wish we got a real act 1 with The Jackster

[hexed igloo]

Certified Lance moment he's easy as hell to guard against so uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[frosty herald]

lol

[tranquil bone]

That flash forward montage REALLY looks it was going to be the original act 1

[hexed igloo]

If he gets some freakish new moves sure but

[frosty herald]

i wont spoil AT arkveld

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112220920929599519/1178399937592049764/ezgif-5-a7c1f8da3c.gif

[frosty herald]

but lets just say it will be hell

[mystic ether]

My original save before the talent rework basically had my V spread out thinly on purpose with direct emphasis on smarts and cool back when cold blood was spread out the way it was. Then I had enough points in brawling or whatever to make gorilla arms actually function for cc.

Pretty much would use chrome like kerenshikov and the talent that gave slow-mo on ads, layered with kerenzikov cdr, tons of quickhacks and so on.

I'd use the time freeze from quickhack mode, queue things up, then fight like normal. Had the five-o that I'd use as a big go fuck yourself option, gorilla for melee shut down or swapping it up if I felt like it. Lots of fun because against stronger enemies at higher difficulties, I pretty much had to play at a hair's breath at all times while playing well with seconds between getting one shot lmao.

[solar gorge]

Reed my king...

[hexed igloo]

$20 I first try

[frosty herald]

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/cyberpunk-2-director-says-thered-be-no-point-in-giving-players-more-time-with-jackie-in-cyberpunk-2077-its-like-saying-we-should-spend-more-time-on-tatooine-with-farmer-luke-before-he-got-involved-with-all-this-jedi-stuff/

[deft badge]

The best character in 2077 is the idiot cop who becomes a scopdog seller

[heady rapids]

the ||killing songbird in reed's path ending is the best ||

[frosty herald]

this is such a massive cope from the director

[heady rapids]

man

[deft badge]

Okay?

[hexed igloo]

I like the corpo baddie you can fuck

[heady rapids]

both of their paths were so good butttttttttttt

[frosty herald]

jackie is supposed to be your best friend yet you spend only 1 mission with him

[heady rapids]

i gotta give it to reed

[heady rapids]

i genuinely cant care about him

they fucked up badly with his char arc

[hexed igloo]

technically 2 but like meh

[deft badge]

Oh, yeah. Idk, I think act 1 would be better if it were just a little longer.

[tranquil bone]

The offerenda quest really confused me for a sec because she goes "oh of course V you are family you lived with me for six months"

And this is represented with a like one and a half second montage clip

[heady rapids]

then they desperately try to salvage it throughout the entire game

johnny does not feel like an actual friend u have

[tranquil bone]

And I just totally missed it

[heady rapids]

he feels like a plant

[frosty herald]

jackie is a victim of the horendous dev cycle

[mystic ether]

Let me just do the montage missions or something is what I'd want.

[deft badge]

I find it impossible to see Johnny as anything but the annoying AI that's living in my dome.

[heady rapids]

there's no montage missions it all happens in a zone outside the map

[hexed igloo]

He sometimes appears like "water cuh" and you give him it and then set him on the windowsill for another week

[frosty herald]

2.0 was great

[solar gorge]

the game could've been longer main quest wise imo

[heady rapids]

I MEAN JACKIE

holy shit

[ornate bone]

I don't like Johnny

[frosty herald]

but cyberpunk is still massively held back by the awful development

[heady rapids]

johnny is an asshole but he redeems himself kinda in some of the endings

[deft badge]

Spell better then fucker

[heady rapids]

& his writing is so much better in the dlc

[mystic ether]

Meh.

[heady rapids]

and he's actually funny in the dlc

[deft badge]

Johnny only feels good in PL imo

[mystic ether]

Johnny has his moments, but I hate him still.

[heady rapids]

and male v can only act in PL

[deft badge]

Yeah, Keanu feels like he got the character by that point.

[heady rapids]

wild

[tranquil bone]

Johnny annoyed the shit out of me

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-johnny-silverhand-cyberpunk-2077-phantom-liberty-phone-gif-2903212812367471578

[sterile basalt]

Johnny only good in reaper

[heady rapids]

the opening scene of pl is miles better than the entire basegame imo

[deft badge]

Best ending in the game tbf

[hexed igloo]

Johnny barely exists to me its just like "guh annoying cutscene shit"

[ornate bone]

Johnny feels like a plot device so that V doesn't do that annoying thing in BG3 where you keep hearing someone's voice telling you what your character's thinking

[frosty herald]

johnny was a soldier so he knows the best as to why taking the oath is meaningless

[heady rapids]

i took the oath for the bit

and to annoy him

GLORY TO THE NUSA

[hexed igloo]

V narrating what he's doing to himself

[tranquil bone]

Ok Cool point man but you are still a nuclear terrorist

[mystic ether]

Washout, sellout and a fucking prick the entire time totally consumed by his own interests. It makes sense in a lot of ways but it's part of a lot that's going on in 2077 that's more about the "get yours, fuck the rest" crap that's so tired and empty.

[ornate bone]

HOWEVER

[frosty herald]

mike pondsmith did directly call out keanu saying that he can get him a cameo in cyberpunk 2

[ornate bone]

Cyberpunk's biggest crime

Is not having NG+

I wanna wreck shit from the start

[frosty herald]

most likely johnny and alt will be featured together

[ornate bone]

Give me an army to fight from the get go

[heady rapids]

the cameo in question being

[mystic ether]

2077's biggest crime to me is is its insistence that world only moves when the player makes narrative progress. In between? Barely.

[ornate bone]

Johnatan Silverarm

[frosty herald]

||johnny is beyond the blackwall alongside alt and seeing as the second game will most likely be centered around the next corporate war and the blackwall breaking down||

[frosty herald]

johnny silverfent

[deft badge]

If 2077 2 gives me the option to full borg myself with the Eclipse all wrongdoings will be forgiven

[heady rapids]

they learned from the basegame so im a bit hopeful for 2

if it's as good as pl

it's gonna be peak.....

[hexed igloo]

It's biggest crime is not being able to romance Rita Wheeler

[ornate bone]

V coughs blood and faints, then I go on a mission spree for the next 27 weeks, V gets into a plot-relevant elevator and coughs blood and faints again

[mystic ether]

Factions don't really care about your actions. I don't feel like I'm actually wanted. I just feel like I happen to be around. I don't get to play intrigue in the interim because often, it stops before going anywhere else and an entire minor, but actually interesting part of the world is just shunted and it's back to the rest.

[frosty herald]

if they dont put mantis blade climbing in cyberpunk 2 im aplying as janitor at cdpr

[deft badge]

They should've let me sleep with Myers in the hobo hideout

[heady rapids]

u can alr get out of bounds by climbing up a pole

[solar gorge]

I just hope they dial up the body modding stuff

[frosty herald]

i dont care

[solar gorge]

visually

[frosty herald]

its legit the one thing thats missing

[heady rapids]

this jit is cracking feds again

[solar gorge]

ur in cyberpunk

[ornate bone]

Cyberpunk made a mistake trying to make a main quest with a fake deadline

[hexed igloo]

Can't even get some insane 900cc implants smh my head

[solar gorge]

let me get fucked up

[frosty herald]

we shouldve gotten a blue eyes romance

[deft badge]

Are you telling me you wouldn't

[heady rapids]

i'll think about it

[frosty herald]

us cracks more like im cracking her if you know what i mean

https://tenor.com/view/sonfys-shrek-gif-15350610703372212021

[heady rapids]

who was the second special agent

[deft badge]

Imagine fucking the president of the NUSA then fucking over her entire corporate plan

[heady rapids]

alongisde reed

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https://tenor.com/view/blood-gif-20829713

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she's better for that

imo

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Alex

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also

no aurora romance

holy L

[solar gorge]

the cassel twins are right there

just sayin

[heady rapids]

no us cracks foursome

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https://tenor.com/view/wink-cyberpunk-2077-flirty-welcome-to-cyberpunk-world-cd-projekt-red-gif-1762649414825724753

[hexed igloo]

Crack her crack him have you ever cracked your bedroom window

[heady rapids]

fivesome with keryr

even

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best thing the game does

[frosty herald]

cdpr creates the sexiest woman ever

[heady rapids]

showing u french people getting killed

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no romance option

[ornate bone]

Bros made like 4 romance options and then told me female V can't schniff Panam's nomad feet

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1451299016016007290/togif.gif

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i dont like the makeup

lowk

she's doing too much

the voice acting was on point with them tho

[frosty herald]

im embarrased to say but i dig it really hard

[heady rapids]

also

[hexed igloo]

A crime

[heady rapids]

fucking

[hexed igloo]

Guh

[heady rapids]

whats his name

[frosty herald]

black lipstick just does things to me

[heady rapids]

the cop

that's very cringe

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Uhhh

River

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rver

another victim of rushed development

[frosty herald]

river got done so absurdly dirty

[ornate bone]

The removal of that chest tattoo would solidify Rita as the supreme wife of the game

[heady rapids]

he was supposed to get a lot of takemura's missions

[sterile basalt]

If y told me this was gonna be a concord battle pass character I’d believe

[frosty herald]

he was supposed to have a much bigger story role

[heady rapids]

idk if that's for better and for worse

cause takemura is a great character

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Takemura is such a G tbh

[frosty herald]

i genuinely love takemura as a character

[hexed igloo]

What the fuck is wrong with you a chest tattoo is never a downside (unless it's like just a swastika lmao)

[heady rapids]

if u add 100kg to that then yeah maybe

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I also love old man samurai

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hes a samurai and arasaka is his shogunate

[tranquil bone]

Genuinely the only death I was really upset about lol

[heady rapids]

takemura is such a sad character too

[ornate bone]

I "killed" Takemura because I didn't know you could go back and save him

[mystic ether]

Takemura is such a bitch.

[heady rapids]

YEAH JOHNNY TELLS YOU NOT TO

FUCK YOU JOHNNY

[ornate bone]

Though I actually did try looking for a way up

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Genuinely this is for the best

[heady rapids]

also yeah

[hexed igloo]

It's on sight I'm turning you into a pair of smoking shoes

[heady rapids]

him dying there is arguably the best option

[frosty herald]

in every ending takemura gets dicked over

[ornate bone]

Also the uhhh the uhhh

[mystic ether]

I despise that man but understand why he's just in it so deep.

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Nah Take gets very, very angry unless you pick the fucking worst ending lol

[heady rapids]

better roll in his grave then disgrace himself in an ending

[ornate bone]

Devil ending is like the best to me

[heady rapids]

and i dont want a deal with arasaka

[ornate bone]

I just love the vibes

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Best ending is Don't Fear The Reaper

By a longshot

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it takes a failed takeover to actualy rethink his corporate alliance

[heady rapids]

i liked aldecaldos more

tbh

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im coping so hard takemura returns in orion

[deft badge]

Nah man this is cyberpunk

Blaze of glory

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Lmfao

[heady rapids]

i just wish v didnt have autism

CAUSE

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Just looking at him pisses me off lmao.

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YOU KNOW

[heady rapids]

HE NEVER TELLS ANYONE ANYTHING

ESP IN REED'S ENDING

[solar gorge]

he is full of himself but like

[heady rapids]

EVEN THO IF YOU ROMANCE PEOPLE THEY TEXT YOU

[solar gorge]

look at those neck implants

[heady rapids]

ASK YOU ABOUT THINGS

[solar gorge]

i need that

[heady rapids]

BUT CDPR JUST DECIDED NAH FUCK IT

v is autistic 4 ever

[mystic ether]

It's not even him being full of himself that I have a problem with. He's just a fucking lapdog through and through. Dude just loves living on his knees at all times. Hate him.

"Please V, you must understand that I need Arasaka balls in my mouth. I will die without them."

[deft badge]

Tbh I like him as a window into the corporate world of 2077

[solar gorge]

ya

they're literally factions

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/screentime/status/2012243455804948733

ScreenTime (@screentime)

Dave Filoni, who is taking over as co-president of Lucasfilm, disliked the 'ANDOR' series

(via: The Wrap)

X · Jan 16, 2026, 7:20 PM

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with fanatics

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https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-UNeMnWUAAZgGi.gif

[solar gorge]

and he's a fun character because of that methink

[heady rapids]

i fw netwatch heavy

[frosty herald]

unc still got it

[heady rapids]

esp them letting you fuck over vdbs not once

but twice

[ornate bone]

I think Takemura did explain his devotion to Arasaka at some point in the story, but it's still devotion

[solar gorge]

like you can see he's not that bad inside

[ornate bone]

Wacky

[solar gorge]

but he's still a corpo slave

[mystic ether]

That part is fine because he works well as an exploration into the damage done to people who get scooped up, indoctrinated and used to high hell.

And it's because of that that I just hate his ass.

[ornate bone]

Yeah

[heady rapids]

they took him in as a kid

[frosty herald]

the reason takemura is so zealous about arasaka is that they saved his life in the japanese slums and he was chosen to be an arasaka elite until he became a bodyguard

since his youth he has essentially seen arasaka as his saviour

[ornate bone]

Didn't he live in like the equivalent of a South American favela

[solar gorge]

literal child soldier yeah

[heady rapids]

looking like fucking

whats his name

[mystic ether]

He's in the same vein as um

[heady rapids]

the marvel guy

[deft badge]

Essentially yes

[mystic ether]

I forgot the title

[ornate bone]

gambit

[frosty herald]

mind you

[heady rapids]

gambit

right

[frosty herald]

arasaka is the reason those slums exist

[tranquil bone]

He sees saburou as like one tiny step behind God coming down to pull him out of hell into the world elite