zealot-class

[gray ice]

Or uh fury

[plush estuary]

Chorus is one of the most anti synergy thing you can take on zealot

[sullen eagle]

Chorus

[wheat matrix]

chastise and shroud are just better

[violet hornet]

One of my friends in high school had a few and eventually got rid of them but the house still smelled like that for years after

[plush estuary]

It doesn't guarantee a crit and you can't proc on dodge talents

[frosty herald]

Chorus is decent for support

[sullen eagle]

ah fair

[plush estuary]

But if that's what you like go for it

[solar gorge]

pick whetver you want but yeag

[frosty herald]

But your teammates need to take advantage of the mass stagger

[plush estuary]

The best support is killing the enemies faster before they become a problem

[solar gorge]

fury and shroud better

[stuck thicket]

honestly use everything but chorus, its like the worst ability by far

[acoustic dune]

@hearty nebula called me a slur

[deft badge]

I think I'd shoot someone dead if they ever tried to bring a ferret into my living space

[sullen eagle]

how does Shroud RS work?

[gray ice]

If you're doing Marty relic blade tho, you should just play into strength and be support by murdering everything important

[acoustic dune]

🙁

[stuck thicket]

zealot's primary strength is crack damage and you're removing that for a shitty vet shout

not too good in my eyes

[solar gorge]

hey aslong as it doesn't stay for more than a day

should be fine

[deft badge]

Nah

Absolutely not.

[frosty herald]

You stab things really really hard

[gray ice]

Laspistol/relic blade and I was havin a great time

[wheat matrix]

what's RS? relic blade?

[heady rapids]

yeah ferrets are yucky

had the displeasure of meeting a couple ferret owners

[wheat matrix]

something something pirate software somehting something

[heady rapids]

nah but that guy supports ferret rescues or some shit?

[stuck thicket]

am i cooking with rampage knife scum

[wheat matrix]

doesn't really matter what melee weapon u stick on it tbh

[deft badge]

Ig if you've had your olfactory burned out ferrets are okay

[wheat matrix]

just dont use chainsword

[sullen forge]

You running hyper Crit?

The talent

[stuck thicket]

no...

[sullen forge]

That’s a must

[stuck thicket]

doesnt it only apply to guns

[sullen forge]

No

[wheat matrix]

it only applies to melee

[sullen forge]

Everything

[wheat matrix]

no

[solar gorge]

melee only

[wheat matrix]

hypercrit is melee only

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439809540488167444/1458500025167646912/togif-15.gif

[deft badge]

Hyper crit is definitely melee only

[wheat matrix]

@solar gorge are u back

[heady rapids]

hypercrit ios melee only

ur wrong gale

[solar gorge]

hold on

[plush estuary]

Iirc you can stack it with ranged or melee but the buff is melee only

[sullen forge]

Keep yourself safe bum

[solar gorge]

🪞

[wheat matrix]

that's hyperviolence

[sullen forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414880778441199626/1443524874088747008/fuckyouslenderman.gif

Anyways Shivs and Knife you should be taking Hyper Crit

That and Taxe

Caxe also

[wheat matrix]

no u dont need hypercrit on caxe lol

[deft badge]

once more unot the breach

[heady rapids]

yall fr running vanilla weapons on a dlc class

smh

hobo cosplay

[solar gorge]

i hate that armorr seeeeet

so much

[deft badge]

I haven't bothered to get another tbh

[solar gorge]

i'm fucking crying

[sterile stone]

@gray ice What's today's playlist?

[solar gorge]

fat fucking chud knight

[sterile stone]

Actually nvm

I'm out

[deft badge]

I might do like

Black knife+Jerren helmet later

But tbh I only like a few base game ER sets

[solar gorge]

tree sentinel set

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405589185871478907/1459950491000766748/Pi7_GIF_CMP_1.gif

[deft badge]

Looks like trash imho

[gray ice]

Damn I aint even get to read it where he goin in such a rush

[ivory marlin]

I really like my current fit

[solar gorge]

but if i had to name my fav

it's def dlc stuff

[gray ice]

Peak spellsword fit

[solar gorge]

it's needle knight lena's fit

[deft badge]

My favorite base game er set is either black knife or night's cav

Wolf set good too tbh

[void bison]

albinauric head with the godskin apostle armor

[solar gorge]

needle knight, legs and torso and then you get the light crown you get after beating prime consort

holy peak

[void bison]

Meatball

[ivory marlin]

Im running the mask of confidence, exiled torso, and the scailed(?) gloves and pants

[deft badge]

proper ER progression route

[tranquil bone]

I played like 85% of the game in the crucible knight set with different helms

[stuck thicket]

thinking of leveling a knife for my zealot

[solar gorge]

i still have a pic of my dude

[deft badge]

Yeah not my taste

Lemme see if I have an old screenshot rq

[solar gorge]

sitting on da chair

[stuck thicket]

anyway thgey got the hardest armor set in the game on rotation right now fuhhhh i wanna get this

[frosty herald]

Poor jelly

[sullen forge]

Image of Baby Face JD Vance

[deft badge]

i used to run around like this a lot but i dont like banished knights helm that much tbh

[frosty herald]

I liked running the prisoner chest

[stuck thicket]

i dont have a screenshot of my fit so im just gonna describe it: maliketh set with sanguine noble hood

[solar gorge]

fuck you

[median steeple]

My first malenia kill was with this guy

[gray ice]

Banished knight helm with champion chest goes hard

[solar gorge]

i actually see it

go fuck yourself

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[solar gorge]

it wasn't a thing back then

aaaaa

[ivory marlin]

The fit

[heady rapids]

u still rockin the epstein mask

[gleaming furnace]

is that a tiny shield or a hat ?

[sullen forge]

The what

[stuck thicket]

anyway

[ivory marlin]

Big hat is the epsteine one

[heady rapids]

thats literally jsut epstein without the hat

mate

[ivory marlin]

No its 2 different things

[heady rapids]

ur like epstein jr

[frosty herald]

Also the selivis set is really cool

[stuck thicket]

i like blaidd's set

[solar gorge]

I just remembered what the best set actually is

It's the inseparable

stuff

[heady rapids]

from d

?

[solar gorge]

yea

[median steeple]

I really liked this combo I had going

[heady rapids]

i think i wore it in basegame

[visual stream]

https://medal.tv/games/deadlock/clips/lV1EoASC23yaqYKDB?invite=cr-MSxLYlAsNDA1NDMwNDgz&v=11

[sullen forge]

Epstein build, Elden ring 2026 still working, meta

[ivory marlin]

I like my fit

[heady rapids]

nah but seluvis is just like epstein

he asks u to bring him people

[ivory marlin]

Its not epsteine cuz its not the hat

[ivory marlin]

I skipped his quest

[heady rapids]

it dont matter

"i didnt visit his island im just rocking his shi"

[glossy nimbus]

The hell are yall talking about

[heady rapids]

same thing as saying "yk this is just the luck symbol"

[chrome wave]

mk3 bolter is so fucking funny i love it so much

[plush estuary]

Can mk3 bolter do my taxes?

[ivory marlin]

Its not even the same mask 😔

[chrome wave]

yes

[solar gorge]

yeah look at that

[heady rapids]

why the fuck is my char lookin like that

michael jackson

[sullen eagle]

is Shroudfield or FotF better on Relic Sword

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19495068

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/squirrel-disintegration-meme-ai-meme-funny-gif-5585270952676380091

[sullen eagle]

peak jumpscare

[gray ice]

Fury

[cosmic flame]

FotF for sure

[visual stream]

Mk3 bolter does single fire hip shots?

[wheat matrix]

I personally prefer shroud actually

[heady rapids]

holy fed

[median steeple]

For honor pisses me off

[heady rapids]

never used the mk3

[wheat matrix]

Shroud is just a LOT of utility

it's very much personal preference though

[gray ice]

Shush paid shill

[misty nova]

Annie are you woke? Are you woke Annie?
Hee hee

Ow

[plush estuary]

It's a trade off. Both are great for it. Fury is better overall damage with it's attack speed bonus but should is better single target

[chrome wave]

depends on what you want to do. fury is better for sustained damage but shroud is better for doing funny hee hee 1 shotting bosses in havoc 40 and clutch reviving

[sullen eagle]

this good?

[visual stream]

Yeah because it's lame

[sullen eagle]

honestly I might go shroud. Relic Sword already mulches anything and everything with ease

[cosmic flame]

I mean if your having fun there is no bad build

[wheat matrix]

i wouldnt bother with restoring faith

[chrome wave]

fury is also good for mobility and lets you tech through burster explosions

[wheat matrix]

everything else is pretty standard tho

[solar gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1461445654512664648/Fancierfarflungeconomical_8f57b9_12963839.png?ex=696a94d4&is=69694354&hm=826f81633771bc69018973ba9310cc8300e87d3626594fe2072c9454b7f87b51&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[sullen eagle]

isnt restoring faith pretty good for staying alive while at last wound

and if not what should I put the last point into

[gray ice]

Do you plan on staying low health the whole time or using whole bar as a cushion

[wheat matrix]

this is what im doing

[sullen eagle]

depends on what I think I can get away with tbf

[wheat matrix]

you can invest into more backstab damage, or less if you want

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-very-curious-magnifying-glass-looking-peeking-gif-3027926178787907205

[sullen eagle]

what gun?

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-running-peacock-gif-16283968018378451768

[wheat matrix]

ehh, at that point in havoc if ur that low, u just die

i typically sit at 1-3 wounds ideally

i use a flamer

[sullen eagle]

ooh

[wheat matrix]

if i wasn't using flamer id probably go shotgun though

[sullen eagle]

tbf ive never found the point of flamer

[wheat matrix]

what difficulty do you play on

[chrome wave]

@sullen eagle

charge can also be used to go through crowds of trash mobs if you look up before hitting the button

[sullen eagle]

atm 4Mael / 5, trying to work up to auric / havoc

[wheat matrix]

yeah that'll be why then

flamer scales directly with difficulty

[sullen eagle]

ohhhh

[gray ice]

More bodies more fun

[sullen eagle]

also highest damage RS hit is empowered sprint stab right

[wheat matrix]

yeah

[sullen eagle]

I see.

[wheat matrix]

flamer can do a LOT of damage into clumps

[stuck thicket]

on the topic of flamer

[sullen eagle]

when im not doing 1 shots its the upswing heavy into light overhead right

or is it just heavy -> heavy

[stuck thicket]

is it supposed to take like a good 5 seconds of holding to kill anything

[wheat matrix]

heavy heavy

[wheat matrix]

i mean yeah you have to stack the burn

[deft badge]

Playing ER again reminding me why I like games in the first place

[wheat matrix]

if you use shroud make sure you try and learn the angles to headshot things from behind too

[sullen eagle]

and then horde clear is Heavy into Heavy -> Light repeating right

[wheat matrix]

mk2?

push attack, light heavy repeat light heavy, fit push attack in when you want

[gray ice]

H1>H2>PA is my preferred for mk2

Infinite horizontal

[wheat matrix]

if you're doing strikedowns and need to reset into cleaves

u can use push attack to do it

or just tap block i think

[stuck thicket]

is thunderhammer capable of killing shotgunner squads faster than charging each swing at one of em individdually

[gray ice]

You can also slide to prep the sprint stab

[wheat matrix]

what

[stuck thicket]

tap block resets your combo to the first hit ya

[wheat matrix]

ur faster to just use block cancel tech

u block into sprint and it preps the stab faster

[stuck thicket]

fym what this thing sucks outside of oneshotting carapace

[gray ice]

Light attacks to the dome would be the way to wipe a shotgunner squad

[wheat matrix]

wdym by charing each swing

u mean empowering it to hit each one?

[tranquil bone]

Plain ol unempowered heavies honestly aren't even that terrible at it.

[wheat matrix]

why the fuck would u do that

[gray ice]

Again I use Marty but thammer 1-2 taps shotgunner heads with light attacks when im stacked.

[wheat matrix]

^

just use lights

[sullen eagle]

no perfectionist?

[stuck thicket]

yes

ok sure

[sullen eagle]

oh what perks / blessings on flamer

[gray ice]

Yea you can do that too, but if you're already sliding or something to dodge gunner fire its nice to know you can prep a stab

[tranquil bone]

TH lights really ain't that bad.

[wheat matrix]

blaze away overpressure flak unyielding iirc

[stuck thicket]

does thammer have any efficient way to deal with clumps and hordes or do i just whip out the flamer for those

[gray ice]

Id argue th lights are very decent now

[wheat matrix]

no need

[sullen eagle]

fair

[wheat matrix]

you already have enough cdr

[gray ice]

Heavy spam takes care of hordes but yea flamer is also there

[violet hornet]

if you have stacks up and martyrdom / low hp you can just light attack them in the head

[tranquil bone]

I still feel like they don't have quite the same crunch as the old 2H Hammer lights but it feels good

[wheat matrix]

I'm stealthing for revives, to get out of corners or for crushers and bosses. no other reasons generally

[gray ice]

Why do people still treat hammer like its the old version to this day

Hammer is literally a solid weapon now

[sullen eagle]

and Relic Blade should look like this, ja?

[violet hornet]

pure chaff you can heavy spam, mixed horde you want the flamer for

[wheat matrix]

cara unyielding

[sullen eagle]

oh cara unyielding ty

[wheat matrix]

and if ur in havoc u swap rampaghe for wrath

[sullen eagle]

kk

[wheat matrix]

LOL

lam when are u back fucko

[gray ice]

Honestly I do flak/cara on my relic

[solar gorge]

almost done eating

[wheat matrix]

unyielding is a must have

for bosses

[gray ice]

Probably for havoc

[violet hornet]

unyielding for havoc for sure, you don't really need it for auric

[gray ice]

You dont

[violet hornet]

unless you REALLY hate bulwarks lol

[wheat matrix]

i do tbh

fuck them

[sterile basalt]

Nah

[gray ice]

Before my PC stopped working I killed a cspawn solo in less than 30 secs in an Auric

[sterile basalt]

I actually think flak helps relic blade more

[violet hornet]

Yeah I use a flamer for the bulwarks lol

[gray ice]

No unyielding there

[chrome wave]

we love bursters

@plush estuary

[violet hornet]

but I only have flamer / rb in weird havoc builds if I suspect my team won't do enough damage to mixed horde

[sterile basalt]

Unyielding’s main purpose to me is to kill bulwark faster and the boss dps benefit is largely secondary

[stuck thicket]

right then

ttime to give flamer another shot

[gray ice]

Flak is good because it makes so that even unpowered you can still 2 shot scab ragers

[wheat matrix]

in auric?

[sterile basalt]

Havoc

[violet hornet]

my shit is probably bugged because I'm only getting audio but it sounds like a rattlesnake

[sterile basalt]

3750 scab rager max hp

Relic unpowered can do ~1800 smth

[wheat matrix]

I assume this is h3h4?

[sterile basalt]

On heavy overhead

[chrome wave]

is me just pushing around a burster that doesn't want to blow with a few of my teammates in an h40

[wheat matrix]

nice

yeah i fuckin hate bursters these days

worst enemy byu fucking miles

[gray ice]

Either way relic is good enough you can do a few different things and be perfectly fine

[chrome wave]

who is guy in screeny idk him

[gray ice]

Any suicide bomber enemy is always going to be relegated to worst enemy tier

[chrome wave]

also he might hate me because of how much we were fucking around

[solar gorge]

worst enemy is definitely

[wheat matrix]

if bursters actually worked, they'd be fine

[solar gorge]

the bulwark

[wheat matrix]

it's bursters because of how broken they are

then it's bulwarks

[gray ice]

I stopped hating bulwarks as much when zealot got immos

Wall of bulwark no longer puts the fear of God in me

[gray ice]

The fact their behavior kept subtlety changing through patches and becoming inconsistent drove me up the friggin wall

[wheat matrix]

after whatever the recent fix was

for whatever bullshit it apparently was

that was entirely unnoticable

[proud crescent]

Decided to use combat axe instead of t hammer for a while and holy molly

[wheat matrix]

they are now very aggressively shit

[violet hornet]

Trappers are my #1 still

[wheat matrix]

every like 5th burster doesn't work properly

[violet hornet]

Nothing ends runs like a random trapper net

[proud crescent]

What an upgrade... why this silly axe feels better than this big ass piece of metal

[gray ice]

Combat axe is how you achieve fully asleep gaming

You will reach a zenith state in which nothing matters but continuously clicking m1

[proud crescent]

Is thaaat good?

[solar gorge]

does caxe crackles with the power of god ?

naw

[violet hornet]

Like 1 in 8 times I get netted a teammate will help when playing with randoms, 1 in 8 they leave me to die and manage to res me later, the other 6 the team instantly wipes

[gray ice]

Mileage may vary lol

I do still like combat axe but I can only use it for a few games at a time before it gets a bit boring

[wheat matrix]

caxe isvery powerful

it's also very boring

[violet hornet]

Powerful sedative

[drifting wolf]

m1 god

[proud crescent]

And I just got that one skin from comodores, I guess ill be using it for a while

[mystic ether]

Not sure about other marks but the rashad is very versatile and simple. Wide range of potency in case uses.

[wheat matrix]

other marks suck

[mystic ether]

If your class can use it, it can get things done.

[wheat matrix]

if ur using caxe, ur using rashad

[heady rapids]

is the god in question hypnos

[gray ice]

Isn't the antax fine tho, everyone just subscribed to church of rashad

[mystic ether]

Especially veteran and zealot. Idr if psyker uses it too

[wheat matrix]

no

the antax is just straight worse

[drifting wolf]

antax saw some use during launch, achlys has never been relevant afaik

[wheat matrix]

it has cleave targets not finesse

[mystic ether]

Idk i haven't touched it in ages. It met my personal criteria of "miserable to make work"

[wheat matrix]

which is a huge downside

[gray ice]

Ah yeah now I remember

[sterile basalt]

Not entirely

[heady rapids]

its still op

[sterile basalt]

Antax’s main downside is slower heavy atks

[heady rapids]

it's not that big of a difference

[sterile basalt]

The finesse difference isn’t that big for the most part (affects like maybe 2 breakpoints)

[wheat matrix]

that's because it has slower atkspd in general thanks to no finesse

finesse is 12% atkspd

it has a better push attack tho i guess!

[gray ice]

I dont think that change alone is awful for it since bm, but that also means it's in the vacuum where there's 0 reason to do so

[sterile basalt]

Light atk is almost identical iirc

[mystic ether]

A lot of weapons at least up to auric and even lower havocs are genuinely nowhere near as bad as people say they are. And in this server in general, canonized and popular sentiment turn into dogma.

But, there are indeed some marks that are just...nah, I'm not bothering to push this thing because I really have tried to get it to work and I just don't want to anymore lol.

[solar gorge]

pick ur axe : blue axe that spams M1, green axe that spams M1

[gray ice]

Can I skip the axes and just throw mouse clicks

It seems it all terminates in m1

[solar gorge]

click2play

cookie clicker ah game

[heady rapids]

i bound my attack to spacebar

[mystic ether]

I still haven't logged in since scum dropped. Played it like once before I got sick and then busy after being sick on top of being consumed by sm2.

[gray ice]

I gotta finish lvling my bulwark

I keep procrastinating

[mystic ether]

Funniest part is is that I only have to level heavy and its primaries. Almost got what I need to get the heavy plasma thing and I'll be done eventually.

And I'm taking my time because I might be closer to grind burnout

[wheat matrix]

have u seen ainz cookie clicker?

[mystic ether]

I still want to collect the rest of the heroics I want but

I may be getting tired lmao.

[solar gorge]

uh naw

[mystic ether]

That class is dumb. I love it.

[gray ice]

I only have pyrecannon to get relic for. Everything else is lvled at this point besides bulwark

My bulwark is prestige 1 with 2 heroic weapons lmao

[wheat matrix]

there's a lot of clickers.

[mystic ether]

Hell you don't even need most heroics but they're pretty solid to just being outrageous depending on the class

Like, bulwark is

[gray ice]

Bulwark with death grasp and marty retribution is too fun. If you get an assault with gun strike dmg node you just turn into a cutscene generator

[mystic ether]

It's like the Karok of the game in terms of the scale of what it can contest with interactions. I haven't fully figured it out yet but I've straight up just bullied and beaten bosses to death.

Hive tyrant? Bitch. Helbrute and carnifex? Bitch. Heldrake and thropes with the power fist? Lol. Lmao. Bitch.

If I wanted to describe Bulwark in a few sentences:

"You have everything you need, my child. Now go, win. Just win."

[gray ice]

I used assault and vanguard for the most part when I wanted to show enemy morale the door

[mystic ether]

I love assault

[gray ice]

I like employing my own delivery systems to get the ass whooping where they need to be faster

They gave a grappling hook to a bus and I'm here for it

[frosty herald]

bulwark is so fun with instakill blocks

[mystic ether]

It was already a class I liked but I wasn't ready for how much fun I had. Assault complaints are suggestions nobody has to acknowledge when they develop that awareness and confidence.

It feels great being good with that class, even with its real disadvantages.

I might actually fuck around and play true solo in that game because of assault alone lmao.

[gray ice]

Its disadvantages aren't as bad anymore at least. Most things that needed some love got it.

[violet hornet]

Ainz gonna solo havoc 40 in cookie clicker

[solar gorge]

rotten + final toll time

[mystic ether]

Assault, bulwark, maybe vanguard and tactical. True solo in that game is mad boring most of the time to me.

[gray ice]

I was ecstatic when vanguard dive kick finally became not awful and could do real dmg

[mystic ether]

I got lucky and started playing not too long before patch 11 dropped so I'm showing up during the balance renaissance of sorts lmao.

Most options in that game just work or are degrees of insane.

[frosty herald]

the pts for techmarine is gonna be hella fun

[mystic ether]

And welp, I got caught liking the flamethrower in a game again. It's so rare but sm2 pyreblaster? Fun stuff.

[gray ice]

I might fuck around and do a couple bulwark runs

[mystic ether]

Still more of a bolt enjoyer.

[mystic ether]

I need my caffeine fix but today is mostly free. I could use an excuse to heavy all over the place. Warming up the car rn and had to shovel a bit.

[solar gorge]

my blood is mostly caffeine

[gray ice]

Me: just finishing the first caffeine dose of the day

[solar gorge]

now i need a drink

[gray ice]

Wrd, just lemme know. I don't know how long I have until my friends bang the gong and summon me for arc raiders and other shit

I'll mostly be floating around the aether today

[deft badge]

I just got a beer

Great timing for a drink

[solar gorge]

white monstaa

4 me

no booze cuz nobody's home

except me

[ivory marlin]

I found some liquid death in a room and as i was drinking one my muslim coworker saw me and started freaking out

[ivory marlin]

Had to explain it was tea and not beer

[ivory marlin]

Very hard to do when you both don’t understand eachother

[plush estuary]

we love the underground

[ivory marlin]

Hi ainz

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/i/status/2011808805668208856

Christmas Brick - KOROKS STOLE MY NOG (@FuckKoroks)

X · Jan 15, 2026, 2:32 PM

[tranquil bone]

I saw that post.
Guy had installed the unibomber mod

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-kaczynski-ted-ted-k-gif-20150378

[ornate bone]

Ted

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2nDEnTqBaQ

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-dancing-monkey-vibing-monkey-jumping-monkey-vibe-check-gif-27025323

[solar gorge]

i would flick u on the head

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-bite-the-curb-fortnite-bite-the-curb-bite-the-curb-fortnite-bite-the-curb-jonesy-gif-15404232070072889989

[solar gorge]

if i saw you drink that

or anyone else for that matter

[heady rapids]

liquid death sounds too reddit

imo

the reddit part being thta it's just water

[median steeple]

IT'S JUST WATER

[heady rapids]

but ur american so u cant drink tap water so id k

idk...

[tranquil bone]

Normal stuff but with hardcore manly marketing is always so fuckin funny

[median steeple]

I hate liquid death so fucking much

[heady rapids]

nah what was the good one

[solar gorge]

i hatez it

[heady rapids]

where there's just

dumbbells

[solar gorge]

with all my tiny heart

[heady rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PtOAnZxB8s&pp=ygURZHVtYmJlbGwgd2F0ZXIgYWQ%3D\

[violet hornet]

The only one I had tasted good but $3 for a can of water is insane

[solar gorge]

I u drink liquid death ur a noogie target

[sullen forge]

Fancy water

[violet hornet]

Water + marketing

[sullen forge]

Bro put the microplastics in the bag

[solar gorge]

micro plastics in my balls

[violet hornet]

Yeah skip the bag, straight to the balls for me please

[frosty herald]

episode was so peak

[solar gorge]

it was

genndy my goat

[ivory marlin]

They have tea

[ivory marlin]

Is that a thing eurotards think?

I drink tap water

Our tapwater is safe

[heady rapids]

u have microplastics in your balls

macroplastics even

[ivory marlin]

Everyone does

I chew on plastic alot so i wouldn’t doubt it

[violet hornet]

Maybe I have some balls in my macroplastics

[ornate bone]

I love microplastics

[misty nova]

Everyone has microplastics dumbass
It came free with your life

[ornate bone]

They taste so good

[violet hornet]

Yum I love breathing tire dust

[ivory marlin]

I have the oldest life known to man

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112220920929599519/1178399937592049764/ezgif-5-a7c1f8da3c.gif

[ivory marlin]

When i imagine what you look like i see a forehead with arms and legs

[heady rapids]

woah woah stop projecting buddy

[ivory marlin]

@deft badge the first time i saw a crucible knight i was so scared but now they just feel like parry montages

[mystic ether]

Forgot that this place is closed so it'll take a sec

No delis with amenable prices. Tears

I need my innocuous sch1 bean water fuuuuck

[ivory marlin]

I think ive killed 5 or 6 of the 15 i have access to

[gray ice]

Truly trash

[deft badge]

They're ds1 black knights all over again tbh

[ivory marlin]

Is there a specific place i gotta go to get the armor?

[mystic ether]

You not down for 15 dollars for an onion roll cold cut, bag of chips and a soda?

Fuck wrong with you? 🙃

[ivory marlin]

I have the shield

[deft badge]

Iirc one of them yes

[violet hornet]

Damn that is fucked lol

[mystic ether]

:^)

[violet hornet]

Legitimately a trend in restaurants now to serve you something it's easy to whip up at home with stuff from your local grocery but charge 4x as much as it would have cost you

[tranquil bone]

I think siluria gives the armor? Or it might have just been her spear and helm

[gray ice]

The way the garbage can may catch fire in the wee hours of night

[mystic ether]

That's just one type of cold cut too.

[ivory marlin]

Ok swag

[violet hornet]

Food didn't used to be cheaper but it certainly seemed better

[mystic ether]

Depending on the meat? Lol welcome. That'll be 18 dollars ^_^

[ivory marlin]

I can get 20 wings and a large fry from wingstop for 20$

[tranquil bone]

Yeah but wings are like the bottom tier of chicken

[ivory marlin]

You are a bottom tier human

[violet hornet]

I want to dispute this but I can't

[mystic ether]

Wings are fine. Prefer legs, thighs and breasts depending on how they're made.

[ivory marlin]

Thats rude

I apologize

Heat of the moment

Im praying wingstop doesn’t do anything stupid

If i have to boycott it im killing myself

[heady rapids]

https://media.forgecdn.net/attachments/1468/73/bang-gif.gif

[sterile stone]

I met folk from the homeland who gave me a cut

I actually look like my pfp now

Minus the blue eyes

[mystic ether]

It's a franchise business. Whatever you're willing to investigate and judge for yourself with what you don't want to tether yourself to financially is just what it is. Nice to stand on that, but circumstances sometimes just piss on that until alternatives are achieved over time.

Plenty of places I just don't go to anymore becauae I'm not eating food from mfkers that genuinely are hella disrespectful to me. And not on some kissass nonsense.

[sterile stone]

I knew this new barber was on some godly timing

[gray ice]

Lemme see the crispy cut what the homie lookin like

[sterile stone]

Bro pulled out the protractor to make sure my line up was as crispy as possible

[mystic ether]

And tbh, so many food joints out here around my way that are just gentrification pitstops with the overpriced, medicore food to show for it.

[sterile stone]

I'ma put curling gel in it real quick

But nah

It's a sigh of relief when you get a hood mf cutting your hair

You know you're in good hands

[wheat matrix]

that or ur about to get sweeny todd'ed

[sterile stone]

This ain't England

[sterile stone]

Funniest shit

Bro pulled out a pack of pre-rolled woods

Mans was on a mission after my cut

[mystic ether]

Avoid the John Denim barber, Sun-kissed Child of Mel'anin.

[sterile stone]

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-laughing-laugh-gif-13945267

[mystic ether]

SuperCuts is where personality dies. Never been but I've seen what they've done to others.

Holy shit bro.

It's just a hostile takeover with how done them social careers are when I see folk stepping out after having to settle.

How the fuck do you cut hair and it come out like wet turf? What is this?

Just put the hat on baby, it's only a couple weeks. Please.

[gray ice]

I seen an afro man come out 3 shades lighter than he went in at a super cuts by a Chipotle

They doin get out sequels in there

[mystic ether]

Hey. Stop.

I can't laugh that loud rn.

If I laugh rn, all of China will know I'm here.They prolly don't care but you get the reference.

[gray ice]

Never let em know your next move

[mystic ether]

That shit gave me anxiety.

"Can you line my fro up?"

Well gosh golly gadzooks I'll give it a whirl.

https://tenor.com/view/feels-crying-will-smith-sad-gif-14770497

[gray ice]

If gadzooks comes outta my barber I'm frying up the whole shop

Matter fact we never made it that far, I Started roasting at the door

[mystic ether]

You gonna walk out that barbershop with a hedge trim for a head lmao.

Need a wash? head and shoulders

[War Crimes]

[acoustic dune]

ey chat

[gray ice]

If i even get near a Supercuts I feel the ancestors looking behind me like this

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[acoustic dune]

chat is this real

[mystic ether]

"Waddaya mean 'where's the alcohol wipedown?'"

[frosty herald]

asking my barber if he does walkouts

[gray ice]

Shooketh

[ivory marlin]

Dude i shutter at the thought of going to a supercuts or great clips

My barber is awesome

[plush estuary]

she took my clothes

: (

[ivory marlin]

I get a free massage and soda after every cut

[sullen forge]

That’s what you get for being a club user

Grug suffers

[frosty herald]

tomorrow the previews for warhammer

[frosty herald]

we should convert him to the knight greatsword

[sterile stone]

Nah

Tell me why some places I’ve been too

The edge up isn’t standard with a haircut

You gotta ask for that shit with your cut

[deft badge]

My favorite barber also serves beer

It's a wonderful addition to a haircut I'm ngl

[violet hornet]

one way or another you gettin a nice head

[tranquil bone]

I don't normally get too bothered by that kind of thing but I'm just imagining a open pint glass sitting on a counter in possibility the most hair dense setting possible

[deft badge]

It's normally canned local brews

[sterile stone]

@gray ice It's gonna be a second

My hair needs to settle

But them curls coming through

Yah boy got that good hair

[gray ice]

Disney princess ass

Im m just tryna see the cut G not the start of your fashion nova career

[ivory marlin]

Hair? Like the single strand you got left?

[sterile stone]

Check it

I dried it up a lil bit

Don't mind the light skin stare

[acoustic dune]

like pim

[gray ice]

Never beating the allegations

Lookat em cleaned up tho

My mans is fresh

[sterile stone]

It sucks tho cause my hairline still hidden

Cause my hair won't stay up

But I mean

No fucking duh, it's still wet

But them curls defined

[ivory marlin]

Icl

I thought you had straight hair

[solar gorge]

dude think he darth revan or some thing

what's it name

[mystic ether]

Ain't that kyle?

[solar gorge]

i wouldn't know

there's one with a visor like this

[mystic ether]

Definitely some empire sith stuff

[ivory marlin]

Wrong franchise pal

[solar gorge]

the fit FUCKS tho

[ivory marlin]

No yeah totally

[frosty herald]

and still using a deuling sword

[ivory marlin]

And hes on bb

Gods first and only good psyker

[tranquil bone]

lmao I Google revan to pull up a photo and the first one is some YouTube video thumbnail with edited Keanu

[mystic ether]

They truly are just having their own fun

It actually doesn't look too bad.

Psyker confirmation bias strikes again.

[deft badge]

Revan

[solar gorge]

SO I WAS RIGHT

i'm the king of dorks

[frosty herald]

bros cool like that

[deft badge]

If you really want to be king of the nerds you'd know it's a neo crusader era Mando mask

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400453716909363242/1459752725725057178/drooling-ivy-by-luloid.gif

[sterile stone]

We all know veteran is the only class that matters

[heady rapids]

good and psyker in one sentence

?

[frosty herald]

https://youtube.com/shorts/j5IpktdNNWg?si=Dx6P5jnr5Rt7Wilo

[median steeple]

I make a da piza

[frosty herald]

i cooka da pasta

gabagool

[heady rapids]

jelly bout to be sent into a re education camp

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/i9HIc7GZLa0?si=aTnoNy3ToVFo1F26

also

[solar gorge]

i'm walking here

[frosty herald]

hopefully re5 remake anouncement

[sterile stone]

Leave him there

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-leon-kennedy-leon-resident-evil-9-resident-evil-leon-gif-6513558974985310825

[mystic ether]

I just turn my veteran into a psyker. Ez.

[sterile stone]

Devious behavior

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-leon-kennedy-leon-resident-evil-9-resident-evil-leon-gif-11723986319157886501

[mystic ether]

Can't be devious when using prescience.

:^)

I can see it

[frosty herald]

Also pretty neat that leon will have action gameplay and grace stealth based

Will satisfy both people

[mystic ether]

It's me scrying my gaze to disrupt destiny after being done with executing my stance.

[frosty herald]

Ok this is peak

Leon without his coat

Ok theyre doing plagas again

Zombies retain the habits of their previous lives in the game

[sterile stone]

Jail time

I can't believe what I just read

[solar gorge]

next RE looking googd yaeh

[frosty herald]

Its looking real good

Reqiuem being the new handcannon

[heady rapids]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/comments/1qb5qj9/fallout_2024_has_caught_flack_from_fallout_new/

[frosty herald]

The porsche collab is also pretty funny

Grace getting an smg in her apocalypse outfit

@solar gorge the elpis files

[wraith halo]

nooooo the crusher skin is shit

[tranquil bone]

Crusher skin? Show

[frosty herald]

that did not need to be a showcase

[wraith halo]

its a black version of the blue one

this is the one i want

[tranquil bone]

Oh, yeah that's kinda boring

Not sure I'd even notice someone running it

[wraith halo]

the slab shield is AMAZING

tho

picked it up immediately

[carmine lance]

Yeah it’s really nice

[carmine lance]

You know what, I vibe with that, that’s neat

[wraith halo]

reminds me of this

LMAO

[carmine lance]

oh my god I can see it lmfao

Oh fisky want to see something stupid I clipped last night lol

Was playing darktide with a friend yesterday for some heresy maelstrom (they’re newer to the game) and this honestly made me laugh https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/616817686218932244/1461232478399500402/Hi_Chat.mp4?ex=6969ce4b&is=69687ccb&hm=606d79151db62b04daa484520d66ac8fc34d7f8f7de384c137b8f5550f275292&

The way that psyker just fucking manifests because of the sheer acceleration of their fall

[wraith halo]

Bro was dense.....

[carmine lance]

He WAS

[carmine lance]

Also he was a smyker who was smiting everything he fucking saw so he was dense in both definitions lmao

It’s funny because my friend was also running smite and even she was getting pissed off

[solar gorge]

LMAO

[frosty herald]

also im pretty sure leon is infected in re9

[heady rapids]

this shit is so peak

[chrome wave]

yummy crusher skin very well cleaned up yum...

[heady rapids]

im sure if u buy more skins they'll fix that

[violet hornet]

Wats this?

[heady rapids]

mech builder 3d

[violet hornet]

Noice I thought you were assembling a lightsaber at first

[median steeple]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Deltarune/comments/1q9ic7x/killing_kris_every_week_until_chapter_5_releases/ @solar gorge @heady rapids

[heady rapids]

what the fuck lmao

[frosty herald]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1qdql89/psa_sharing_official_nexusmods_links_on_discord/

[solar gorge]

i've seen 1 where they drop a rock on their head

splat

[median steeple]

last one was the incinerator

I saw

the lightning one is far by the funniest

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/vesuvius-baby-baby-ash-gif-2339947883921805569

[visual stream]

Love that Kris is just trauma dumping ||at the end of Tenna's dark world||

[mystic ether]

You'll have to. :^)

@gray ice uh i totally lost track of time and needed to get more crap done. If you're still interested, I'm available for now for probably several hours then I gotta figure out something.

[visual stream]

lowtierchildsupport

[misty nova]

LowHouseIncome

[frosty herald]

Lowtiertwitchban

[ornate bone]

You will keep yourself safe now

I saw that

You cannot delete your comments without repercussions

It has been screenshotted and sent to the FBI

You should've added "in Minecraft" buddy, and now you dug your own grave

[misty nova]

[ornate bone]

@wheat matrix Why the FUCK are you on my Steam friends and when did we EVER play a game

[wheat matrix]

2023 I'd assume

[opaque island]

ive said more questionable stuff in jest and not been greeted by unmarked suited individuals at my door yet

i think ill be okay

[ornate bone]

Yet

[gray ice]

Wrrd, im on arc raiders with the homies rn ill see wuz happening in a bit

[ornate bone]

bro you old

[opaque island]

how old is old

[ornate bone]

idk like more than 3 ig

[opaque island]

i honestly dont even know what yall are talking about, i tried scrolling up and didnt see anything

[sullen forge]

Happy 115 day btw to the 2 remaining zombies fans

[frozen kernel]

Zealot chat isn’t real, Josh

We don’t try to make sense of the hallucinations

[heady rapids]

u mean 1501

[sullen forge]

Die

[ornate bone]

so true

[sullen forge]

Anyways

[ornate bone]

Half of the time I just wanna be silly and gaslight people into thinking I'm an idiot

[visual stream]

What ever happened to this game

[ornate bone]

That way I can surprise them by being minimally competent

[frozen kernel]

Gaslight?

[opaque island]

the funny part about acting like an idiot is that people will just think you are an idiot

[frozen kernel]

[hexed igloo]

It's okay nobody thinks you're an idiot everyone knows

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dance-sea-lion-gif-18060641275691946665

[frozen kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444017590748975125/1448823040506069012/la-creatura.gif

[opaque island]

I dont even know what game it is I just thought it was a good true meme

[ornate bone]

sopu

https://tenor.com/view/korone-inugami-korone-inugami-holo-live-hololive-gif-15485724184419179752

[hexed igloo]

You should play Viva Piñata

Now that's peak

[tranquil bone]

I don't think it's even out

[hexed igloo]

Fym bro it's for like the ps2

Back when windows games came on discs

[frozen kernel]

Sorry I only have a PSX

[hexed igloo]

I have a thumb drive floating around somewhere with a copy of it

[frozen kernel]

My mom didn’t get me the PS2 slim for Christmas

[mystic ether]

Ye. Just gonna shoot my brick guns

[frozen kernel]

(I had the chunky one and I fuckin loved it)

[hexed igloo]

I like my ps2s like I like my women

[frozen kernel]

PS2 literally fell off a bureau and kept working with Star Wars Battlefront 2 in it

[visual stream]

My ex SH'd because she didn't get a nintendo switch for christmas

[tranquil bone]

I had a slim but only like a full console generation later

[frozen kernel]

Immune to gravity

[hexed igloo]

Good that it's ex

[ornate bone]

What is a SH

[frozen kernel]

Self harm

[ornate bone]

Oh shit

[hexed igloo]

Slop horse

[frozen kernel]

Umamusume?

[visual stream]

Yeah what hadron said

[ornate bone]

Sthrew Herselfoffthesecondfloor

[visual stream]

IT IS NOT SLOP

[frozen kernel]

Horse game turns me into an adult who hates video games

I hear a friend start talking about that and it activates my malding protocol like a sleeper agent

[ornate bone]

Uma musume, duas musumes, três musumes

[hexed igloo]

She shit herself

[frozen kernel]

My mom had some horse game for the home PC when I was growing up

You took care of the horses

You know what it let you do?

RIDE THEM IN COMPETITION

[ornate bone]

Based

[hexed igloo]

Was it the barbie horse game

[frozen kernel]

THERE WAS A TIMING MINIGSNR FOR HITTING JUMPS

[ornate bone]

I vaguely remember a game like that

I seriously vaguely remember a game like that, what the hell

[frozen kernel]

No but my little cousin had Barbie Horde Adventure for the PS2

[hexed igloo]

Only real gamers play purble place

[frozen kernel]

That shit slapped

Purple palace too but specifically Barbie horse game

Real ones played 3d pinball

[ornate bone]

Barbie Horde Adventure is the predecessor to the Tide games

[hexed igloo]

I remember playing some shit like "Block Blast X3D" on me mums Nokia flip phone

[mystic ether]

Snake from the tiny game toys from the liquor store.

[visual stream]

I remember playing Fruit Ninja and Angry Birds

[hexed igloo]

3d pinball baller but I've always been more of a solitaire guy I have Microsoft solitaire on my phone lmao

[frozen kernel]

Barbie horse adventure unironically made our sibling relationship click. I was older so I was usually just acting like a regular stupid teenage boy

[mystic ether]

Just play Balatro

[frozen kernel]

That game making me go “yo this shit kinda fire” and her enjoying it made me respect the child

[tranquil bone]

Angry birds was alright, that spinoff vehicle builder though

[hexed igloo]

No that's cringe cardslop

[mystic ether]

New age MS solitaire but not solitaire

[frozen kernel]

Became #1 cousin after that

[hexed igloo]

Hill climb racing

[sterile stone]

Comment slop

[heady rapids]

bad piggies.....

[hexed igloo]

Baldslop

[ornate bone]

I remember hating minefield because I had no idea how to play it

[visual stream]

slopslop

[mystic ether]

Solitaire fell off the moment it got ads.

[ornate bone]

Like what the hell, I click buttons and there's numbers

[visual stream]

Brah as soon as I learned how to play it when I was a teenager I got addicted

[hexed igloo]

Everything has ads it came free with your copy of real life

[hexed igloo]

I can throw out a 10x10 minesweeper in sub3

[mystic ether]

I source my playing cards from the aether.

:^)

[hexed igloo]

Wait

[ivory marlin]

She oingo on my boingo till i elevator man

[mystic ether]

I never understood how to play freecell.

[violet hornet]

I used to but I've since forgotten

[mystic ether]

I think I won some spider solitaire stuff.

[ivory marlin]

I almost chose a different song but decided maybe i shouldnt within the context of the joke

[sterile stone]

I unno who out here slanging on your thang with that greasy ass mullet on yer head

So don't play

[ivory marlin]

I got a mullet downstairs too pal its sick

[sterile stone]

Die

[ivory marlin]

The lads love it

LMAO

[sterile stone]

I didn't need to know this

@delicate shadow I'd like to file a formal ban request

[ivory marlin]

No its a joke

[hexed igloo]

99sec

[violet hornet]

Man getting all kinds of hairs braided

[hexed igloo]

Light work

[hexed igloo]

Free cell is fuckin weird I'm a klondike boy

Spider is okay I guess but

[heady rapids]

tri peaks is the best one

[ornate bone]

The bot named Dickot is one letter away from being a genital disease

[sterile stone]

Twin peaks*'

[hexed igloo]

You're one misstep away from being a genital disease

[ornate bone]

THIS IS THE WATER, AND THIS IS THE WELL

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/skinenr-gif-20761908

[ornate bone]

David Lynch when you ask what the fuck it all means

[hexed igloo]

Actually headass it's tripeaks

[ivory marlin]

What are yall playing

[sterile stone]

I was making a joke about a knock off hooters guys go to

But I mean yeah

That too

[ornate bone]

darktide

[hexed igloo]

Solitaire

[ivory marlin]

How old are yall 50?

[ornate bone]

not the David Lynch show?

[ivory marlin]

My 50 year old mom plays solitaire

[hexed igloo]

Maybe I like to have cognitive function you should try playing one of those anti-dementia games

[sterile stone]

Bro makes this comment at 19 but has the memory of a 70 yr old dementia patient

WIIIIILD work here buddy

[ivory marlin]

Who are you?

[hexed igloo]

Your mom knows whats good

She can get it

[ivory marlin]

Im listening to oingo boingo rn

[sterile stone]

Bruce Willis

[ivory marlin]

Oh wsg

[hexed igloo]

Your mom oingo on my boingo til uhhhh

[solar gorge]

argus hairline

[hexed igloo]

Oh so you are bald

[sterile stone]

Bro you're french

[ivory marlin]

@hexed igloo too late pal i beat you to it

[solar gorge]

yeah

it's awesome

[sterile stone]

You're literally french

[solar gorge]

yarp

[hard nexus]

coolollldddd

[sterile stone]

You smell like old boot leather and cow piss

Don't come at me

[hexed igloo]

It's VI

[solar gorge]

i smell like roses

[sterile stone]

Lies

Propaganda

[solar gorge]

cinnamon and roses

[sterile stone]

State manufactured commentary

[ornate bone]

bro got the maginot line on his head

[visual stream]

I sighed when I realized what the name meant

[ivory marlin]

He didn’t like my oingo boingo joke 😔

[hexed igloo]

Propaganda? Lemme take a proper gander at those breasts

[frozen kernel]

The Norwood reaper comes for the unworthy

[sterile stone]

Going there for valentines day was some shit

[solar gorge]

doing my last penance on arbites and it's the shock mine shit

[sterile stone]

The amount of single fathers there...

[solar gorge]

might kill myself

[visual stream]

You went there with your partner??

[hexed igloo]

If I get a genie I'm wishing for everyone in this server to instantly go bald

[delicate shadow]

one day when I get pinged it'll be to enter a normal discussion among well-adjusted folk

[sterile stone]

Yes... I had to monitor a guy...

[delicate shadow]

today is not that day

[sterile stone]

I was a PI

[hexed igloo]

One day I'm praying alongside you boss

[sterile stone]

I learned aswell

[visual stream]

Are you bullshitting me or not I can't tell rn

[hexed igloo]

A piss imbiber?

[sterile stone]

Those women at these hooters adjacent resteraunts fuuuuuucking hate other females that come in with male customers.

[ornate bone]

enters zealot chat
sees profound mental damage
complains
my brother in christ, I thought that's what you came here for

[sterile stone]

No I was a legitimate PI

[hexed igloo]

He made it up

[sterile stone]

A woman hired us to follow her husband cause she thought he was cheating on her.

Surprise

[violet hornet]

Legitimate piss imbiber

[sterile stone]

He was

[wheat matrix]

argus the piss imbiber

[visual stream]

Oh damn, I've been vaguely interested in what being a PI is like before

[hexed igloo]

He was just stalking women and is trying to gaslight himself into thinking he was a pi

[ornate bone]

bro is the worst kind of pissy boy

[sterile stone]

Bro took money out of his wife's bank account to buy this chick furniture.

[ivory marlin]

Did you like my oingo boingo joke tho?

[frosty herald]

Charge extra to tell the client who cheated

[green yacht]

Elon could do it better

[wheat matrix]

average argus day. he forgot his meds

[delicate shadow]

I'm ngl I didn't read it

[mystic ether]

I just couldn't understand the rules by fiddling around so I gave up. Spider solitaire is familiar because duh, no shit.

Hearts? Not too hard to understand since it's another suit matching game but points work different.

Freecell. Dude what the fuck is this?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/money-smell-money-smell-wwe-gif-4419594283220793561

[hexed igloo]

Putting on a suit and following women into restaurants doesn't make you a pi args

[ivory marlin]

@delicate shadow

[sterile stone]

Y'all have weird fantasies.

Get help

[south prism]

do you think eight bucks is five bucks or ten bucks or still ten but $7.99 is five bucks

[frozen kernel]

You just gotta keep a laspistol on the counter for whenever the ping comes from this channel

[visual stream]

His ingenuity, determination, iron will, and grit would make him the better and more resilient piss guzzler 🤖

[solar gorge]

argus did u wear a trenchcoat and a fedora while chainsmoking in ur car when you stalk- i mean investigated ppl

[frozen kernel]

Boltpistol for General tho

You need the firepower

[hexed igloo]

Free cell is weird but once you get it you get it, the 4 slots up top are "free slots" and also your "hand".

You can move 5 cards if you have 4 empty slots, 4 cards if you have 3 slots, etc etc

[sterile stone]

No I wore a ski mask and a black hoodie.

The fuck

[hexed igloo]

This ain't gonna look good at the pearly gates bro

[frozen kernel]

Spider solitaire players have something wrong with them psychologically

[solar gorge]

fr lmao ?

[violet hornet]

Proper stalker outfit

[mystic ether]

Huh.

[sterile stone]

[solar gorge]

you sure you weren't into organ trafficking

[frozen kernel]

“Ah yes everything is almost in a state of perfection, time to completely fucking ruin it in order to progress”

[mystic ether]

I never read the rules. That explains why I'd lose so fast.

[frozen kernel]

It builds mental fortitude I swear

[mystic ether]

Basically played myself into losses.

[hexed igloo]

The only way I'll tolerate spider is 1 suit

[frosty herald]

Argus said many times that he just chills in his car for hours on end

[hexed igloo]

Watching women

[ornate bone]

Argus: playing noir jazz on the headphones "The night's penumbra was a lonely comfort to me as I tracked my target, eyeing every move they made like a prowling wolf. The city still lived in the background, masking my presence with its many denizens of the night."
The girl: "That guy smells like cheetos."

[solar gorge]

jerkin it

[hexed igloo]

Yep

[heady rapids]

so this is what knify meant by women watching

[ivory marlin]

Chat im so excited to play elden ring later

[frozen kernel]

I just beat Lords of the Fallen

Gud game

[hexed igloo]

What's ur build

[ornate bone]

yo wtf that's so sigma

[frozen kernel]

Hype for the next actual souls title

[mystic ether]

Well yeah. It's not the best idea to be recognized

[hexed igloo]

He drives

[ornate bone]

I saw a Ryan Gosling movie where he did that

[ivory marlin]

Crit

[delicate shadow]

round up to the nearest whole

[ivory marlin]

• bleed

[sterile stone]

Musty ass

[heady rapids]

epstein jr

[solar gorge]

I get why

it's just funny to visualize

[frosty herald]

Are you going into dex?

[mystic ether]

It can be yeah

[ivory marlin]

Zip it pal

[south prism]

whole with a w right

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-drive-flip-gif-5480671772097000575

[long oasis]

@sterile stone I bet when the nukes launch ur gonna become a mad max character

[hexed igloo]

What an outfit it's uhhhhhh yeah

[sterile stone]

He went for the soviet era wall rug aestetic

[frozen kernel]

ER build that isn’t 50 END with heavy armor spamming jump attacks with dual great weapons? Wowzers

[ornate bone]

Despicable

Turn it into bonk immediately

[frosty herald]

Uhhhh

[ivory marlin]

:3

[frozen kernel]

Mf got the LIGHT roll with all that END

[hexed igloo]

Args sitting in a car for 6 hours ski mask hoodie up staring into a women's gym through some high end $8000 binocs

[delicate shadow]

I used a W, yes

[solar gorge]

when i did ER i had faith/strg

[south prism]

what did the president mean by whole milk but with a w

[sterile stone]

If we ever enter a fallout scenario I full on plan to || FUCKING DIE THE MOMENT SHIT DOES DOWN|| and that's about it.

[frosty herald]

Id suggest leveling faith to use dragon incantations

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/waow-based-wow-thinking-doodle-gif-12262272166408784207

[ivory marlin]

Im actually on medium iirc

[long oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1429493059800006736/ezgif-8330b54cdeafaa.gif

[south prism]

the pesident said whole milk but with a w...... im confused what the word mean now

[hexed igloo]

All that arcane and no faith kek why

[ivory marlin]

Like 40/90 weight

[frozen kernel]

Even with THAT armor?

Damn