#zealot-class
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fucking menace kroshik he is
Look at my fillet mignon
Who is this
Papyrus but im more meaning its burnt
Huh
Its san’s brother from undertale
But im trying to say your meat looks burnt to all shit
ChatGPT is my friend
in 2018?
play on hard difficulty btw. the game just gets mad easy after a while on normal
Huh
Something stupud just came to mind, but I wonder if people unironically make the argument that martyrdom is a crutch or something because of the fact you run so many wounds lol
already am
dilaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i dont play turn based games on normal
And take at least some survivability talents
@severe patrol herlp me
Mods, crush his nuts
Hey, do you want to buy a bridge? it's in good condition, very new
i'm saving for volcano manoor
hot
devour the world togethaa
Is it the kai cenat scam?
it can't be a scam if it's kai cenat
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I have words i cant say here
tuah
u know where to
6
EU is doing military exercises in greenland
codename arctic endurance
come catch deze handz..
They should let Canada into the EU
true...
We're basically European anyway
We border France and have a land border with Denmark
canada in the schengen space would go hard for my vacations
Is this true
Oh shit it is
You Mfers coming up with actually interesting military code names
Germany among the nations committed 👁️👁️
goes so ffucking hard
Germany is an insider...
Germany and France working together
Hell has frozen over
yeah wtf
Germany said "It's our turn to be the good guys now"
I need uninterrupted heavies
unflinching
me when i spend all my money on shitty dlc nobody likes and not actually making the game fun

and then wonder why i'm broke
:3c
Where
It’s Unfaltering
doesn't TWBS do the same thing
Oh god it’s gonna take forever
Yes and no
i don't know if it works on heavies but kinda
LAMBDA HIIIIIII
In the meantime just slide while charging heavies
Unfaltering has a property where it also tweaks the movement speed curve when charging heavies, so you basically have move tech
Good habit to have
hallo

@plush estuary https://vt.tnktok.com/ZS5wuK6of/
lam u home now?
ya
havoc is playable now
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It's so fucking peak
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ye they looked good
i just finished 4
Pretty sure like every thing has a practical puppet/model
if this show doesn't win awards i'm killing myself
Except the yoai goai in S1
Wait Holy shit
Imagine they fucking play new new Vegas songs at the game awards
no dont do that
because then i need a new havoc buddy
game awards?
naw dw
Yeah like they did with arcane
the show will win awards ik it will
ohhhh
It did last time
the show being chosen on the game awards at the end of the year
And now it doesn't need to share with arcane
i am krilling you french man
dude.
the pie is not ''sick''
it doesnt contain the plgue

would u guys be mad if i posted my wordle results here every day
I wouldn't care. Hope this helps!
chat is this rel
damn, current commodore's vestures is kinda stinky
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Methinks theyre gonna reveal the next update here
it's in a month urrgghhh
Well have the re9 showcase at 11pm
Jealous of the EU because of the lidls
No aldi or lidl in NA
there's some in the US p sure
there are
they're probably not as good as the ones in the EU but they're pretty widespread in the US
my local aldi kinda smells and they never clean the cabinets in the meat cooler
Nah I fw ALDI's hard
@solar gorge haboc?
it rolls off the tongue better
It sounds better saying it with an s
it does
would u let me join 🥺
"Hey im going to Aldi need anything" just doesnt aound right outloud
sure
going to aldi's house
I’ve started to use the relic blade for my Zealot character. Can confirm it is a 100x better than using the hammer.
LIDL
ever used the hammer to one shot a spawn?
I much prefer the blade as well, though its better at clearing the crowd then dealing with big boys
People do this with every grocery chain I swear
Its also funny that the swedish game awards is a gala event
I could be home rn
Oh my god i loved it when i could do that
Fuck my employed chud life 😔
That's what da flamer is for
Hi jawa
Dont
Dont rely on thrust for hordes
Yo what up jelly
Oh i thought you were talking about hammer
you’re a different person
💀
LOL
Nothing much just at work rn, wby
Same brother I just got in 
Damn
Hopefully it won't take me an hour to get home again tonight lol
Oh fuck that
Time to riot lmao
For all the zealots with the best personality
Wait why can't I attach a photo
wageoid
I cannot see a single thing in this video
me neither!
You get put in gay baby jail until you message enough
Ugghhh
Yeag
How much is super baby jail
This makes 3 people in zel chat with warhammer tattoos
Okay but does anyone have darktide tattoos
Hmmm. Doesn't seem very zealous of you
Damn I need to get one of those
Please keep your crack away from my children
Its laced with nurgles gifts
You're not helping yourself here....heretic
Mmmm cheese steaks
Tattoo, I would get a zealot one for sure
truth tsunami
Lambda youd get shot and killed in a back ally
I do have scum 
naw
i'd make friends with them
i'm going to boston this year
Unfortunate
At least it's not Baltimore
You should get that one forehead tattoo thats the 2 headed eagle
Just go around telling people its NOT a nazi dog whistle tho
I support this
Stupid baby jail
Im so torn on my next tattoo

Fuck I never noticed that has an error in it
hi indecision
Sorry yes it is
do u fw demonology ?
get a sigil from the lesser key
Wuh
they all look awsme
what are they from?
u just said ur undecisive
But im hella torn
Yeah on which
One is from a dnd campaign ive had with my friends
The other is oberons 3 from warframe
i'm so cool
I still have a few months to decide
But i think im leaning towards the hand one
I love technically having a yin and yang tattoo
No one will ever notice it
Gotta love when they added about 10 winter bundles when we dont got any snowy map
What game is this
battlefield 6
Ah
damn fatfish is actually quite on point with these slop shop rotations
still no dlc skins cuz fuck you
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denied havoc 😔
go to play DRG for the first time in like
2 years
and all my progress is gone lol
yeah
having difficulty getting back into it bc none of my friends play
i mean @frosty herald is on rn but hes in full party
🚬
doesnt help that i dont remember how to play this game for shit
I like it
Bleeee
The good ole days when Azu use to just bully everyone
Cause he had frame advantage on most of her attacks
Howdy argus
Did you check your steam cloud for backups?
Or Victor being able to just delete most of your health bar because his chip damage was unbalanced as fuck.
ya
You can restore saves
You check the save backups? DRG has it's own parallel to the steam ones
Also if you load into the exp branch it'll be from the last time you used exp
im on a "new" computer so
thats
non option
lol
Check
Yeah they aren't local iirc
well iunnae where they'd be then
they're not
lol
Easiest bait of my life (they’ve been telling me to play er for years)
bro is going to find out why DS2 is best
u could try and contact ghost ship and see if they can do anything about ur DRG saves
maybe it's cached somewhere on ur puter
is this real
In drg's options menu there's a save menu tab that has their own cloud saves
A friend of mine got a new os ssd, thought all his shit was gone because it wasn't on steam cloud. He eventually found it there
i do not know what you guys don't get by "i formatted the whole thing"
ill check ig
Cloud saves are not on your local hard drive
nada
Might still be gone if it didn't get uploaded
nothing there
Sadge 
My cat can beat your cat in a fight
corgicrete
https://fxtwitter.com/Content_797/status/2011607287333638200?s=20 bro is too chill speaking about it
TS IS SO FUNNY LMAO
Quoting PHAT WILLAY (@SolaceBetween)
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︀︀He claims to not know me, even when we had each other added before, he causes problems and makes people uncomfortable.
Probably
Actually mine is declawed (thats how he came) maybe not
Concrete is a little pussy (no pun intended) so idk
My cat can lose to your cat in a fight
i love concrete and their little chud legs
His bewildered look is very squishable
he'd still beat my cat in a fight
Aww he doesnt know hes alive
Mine couldnt catch a stink bug while it was sitting still on the floor I kinda felt ashamed the same way a knight feels when a squire misses the practice dummy with a sword
HAHAHAH
"The way a knige feels when a squire misses the practice dummy"
my cat is 17
he's caught about 5 tiny mice
in his entire life
Someone in scum chat just said "throwing a krak" in a sentence and I thought it said "throwing a Kirk"

Waiter, one lobotomy please
Kirk nades
One time me and concrete were playing and halfway through he whips up and bites my fucking toe then begged for treats
Oh damn I might have that
Nades that shoot you in the neck?
"kirking armour"
what is he doing
His best
Oh nades that attach to the neck before detonating lol
Mod that replaces every line of dialogue that says kark or any variation and changes it with kirk
We call that a bomb collar
Already?
yar
Nuh uh
when is the battlepass releasing
had a goofy interaction earlier, had a smyker who was smiting every individual piece of chaff, so I typed in chat "dude, you know you don't have to use smite when there's literally just 3 guys, right? They're not that scary dawg." Immediately in voice chat he snaps back "I'll smite whoever I damn want" I responded "I'm just saying there were literally just 3 guys tho." He declined to comment after that lol
What horrid crimes have i committed to deserve this
living, or something like that
you live in the US
actually based
that's a life sentence
doesnt let people tell him how to enjoy the game
Id rather live in Scotland
All the pretty women are there
the scots are good people (mostly)
in scotland?
Yur
are we thinking about the same place
You’re british
they pro EU so they can only be good
I mean I can respect it. He was constantly going down and dying tho, and at the end said "smite ain't right", so im not sure what side he falls on
Im starting to miss my cat and I saw his dumb ass 5 hours ago, and I work 2 minutes from him
I think what really fucks with me about it is that he's such a cool design wasted
Like he's an Apostle basically
No he actually looked so cool
At least i didn’t have to respec to use the spear
I fr woulda just not done the fight
Nah they don't normally do that iirc
Tbh I should be at Rykard kinda soon
I did all of limgrave and most things you can do in Caelid without beating Radahn
I feel like i wasted somber stones getting the spear to plus 9
But at the same time
I don’t think ill be switching weapons any time soon
You'll get more anyway
it dont matter once ur in consecrated
or
wait
no
+9 is buyable from uhhhhhhhhhh
the last location in the gma
They're blind
Stop spoiling things
Going to kill you
Currently im stuck in a cave because i refuse to let the boss beat me
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@median steeple
Ive had 0 issues with godskins up until this point and idk why but i just cannot for the life of me parry them
Idk if its because they are spirits or what
hmm this is weird
theyve made procedural animations for dreadnought vs dreadnought
procedural animation is so good
rain world uses it a lot and it makes the animals look real
also makes it alot better for people who wanted more executions
its based on power level the animations i saw
What is rain world even about
Me when your mom
@sterile basalt NMS still got you ina vice grip?
Went to poopy head town and there was a statue of you, made out of poop
Poor
Broke ass
Why were you at poopyhead town?
Everyone point and laugh
Shrimply clear havoc 40
Business trip
Is your business poop?
My buddy wants to grind havoc with me for these missions too, poor buddy doesnt know what hes getting into
He also didnt realize it would give us 2 bots instead of grabbing 2 randoms
lmaaaao
Oh no haha
I just spammed havs 1 - 20 for this
Yeah he started a game and I gave him that fluoride stare because I didnt realize we were doing havoc and didnt have any of my weapons prepared
(Working on penances)
Me after visiting the Florida everglades
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I finished the main questline
idiot scav
I know scavs can be annoying at times but can I just say I truly love how complex the ai is
the fact they're so expressive, and your behavior affects how they respond to you is actually awesome
communication entirely through body language
I love that the first one I saw was skittish and the second one, who looked more like a chieftain, was a violent asshole
Each creatures' personality really is cool
this is peak
yeah!!
You seem easy to parry
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What is this
Ligma company
Oh ok
https://youtu.be/jFzR8bN13FA?si=YjeXv3aQZBI4ZZQk the updated gameplay and stuff looks super close to destiny
Powerful. Configurable. Expendable.
Runner shells are gameplay archetypes you can customize using the weapons, mods, cores, and implants you find on your runs.
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PlayStation 5: ...
that's like waving crack in front of an addict bro
btw reanimal has a friend pass
Do you think they considered making a good game instead?
Or just went straight to whatever that is
boring statement try again
in the original gameplay trailer one of the animations was just a generic titan punch, i thought that was funny
hero extraction shooter😌
If the gameplay is at all close to D2 in satisfaction I'll give it a try
Gonna be unprecedented ass
im not comparing it to arc
just saying that it will compete with arc
IDK it might be decent but to save them at this point it has to be a smash hit
the gunplay is probably going to feel great, it's just unfortunate that bungie is the way it is
all extraction shooters do but hunt and tarkov are still doing well
well see
also bungie doing pvpve when you look at the state of destiny 2 pvp
i believe gambit stopped getting new maps
Ability spam is the big problem of D2 PvP outside of snipers being snipers
Destiny 2 gunfeel is just the game cheating in your favor in like three different ways
there is so much stuff in destiny 2 you have to look at its nigh impossible to balance it all reasonably
I think Marathon will be balanced way better than D2 since it's mainly PvP
unlike D2 which is primarily PvE
Remember the strand unpowered melee bug
it's also more limited ability wise and movement wise
Fucking loved using it hated it getting used
i don't think gambit has been touched in years
It had a main questline?
when is marathon coming out btw
Nah we got better gambit now
didn't it already do
no disclosed release date
Gambit is goated but it hasn't been updated since before the launch of beyond light
argh
I jumped in several times and really tried to enjoy the game but I never played at that point
there's an open playtest coming soon
great
It has yea
Artemis Path
another open playtest i'll be denied acess to
Added in an update I think
i remember u arc raiders and rogue core...
I played like 80ish hours over like four attempts and just couldn't find the fun in it for more than a minute or two
thank you for reminding me that i never got into the rogue core playtest
life is cruel
I got into every arc raiders playtest
i wonder if ghost ship games is keeping server costs low by allowing only a fraction of people in rogue core
One of my luckier moments in life
RC is on dedicated???
iunno
Shoulda told them boys to keep the scope on the jupiter
Ya chin look just like this, hush it schrodingers shortass
Basically in pvp the melee was bugged so you could punch as quickly as the button press
but it would be a good explenation for the tiny playtests
I have a normal jawline
Don't ever disrespect me with the unmeli jaw curse
Ah yeah they are just like that. DRG was in very small tests for a long time before it even hit EA
If you get older and acquire that "permanently chewing Quaker oats" face, I'm writing a book about you
Where's my damn phone
Hold on
Take your time
Arg alraedy did that getting older bit
Bro you look like a molded chicken nugget kicked under the fridge
At least i can go up stairs without a care giver present
Im gonna be honest G I've never seen a moldy chicken nugget
How many expiration dates passed
Bro know that’s a lie
Ayyy there we go get some of Dat cardio
The only place he’s welcomed is a trailer park
Nobody accepting him with that poorly cut shag carpet he calls a haircut
With my banjo
Ngl that shit should be mandatory for anyone who works retail or with other people
Fat gay guy with a mullet learning clawhammer
Put them gloves on an imagined it’s jelly’s face
Suddenly all my anger when away when I started swinging
Crazy
It’s magic I tell you
Me personally I wouldnt take that Gale, I'd cast brick at his window
Bro build like unpaid student loans
You thinking he can throw more than 2 feet is wild work
That trip is majestic
What does that even mean
Also i use to play baseball
I can throw pretty well
That explains the haircut
Nah

The voice in the back of my head telling me stuff is the reason
Ask Argus why he cant change the thermostat where he lives
Brudder living like a medieval peasant
I assume its cuz hes in an assisted living place
Old folks home
Care givers wont let him
Whatchu mean
Everything in my apartment is controlled via phone
Even my locks
Bruh i kinda want boba rn
You complaining about cold concrete floors and being under 6 blankets still being cold
So it dont seem like you usin it
Hi az we see ya lurkin 
So like I said, living like a medieval peasant
“Artificial heat”
Dude argus you aint beating the old folks home allegations
We all pitch in on electricity
But you see
The problem is
One of my roommates is severely autistic and loves electronics
So our monthly electric bill is always $200+
I’m not taking over that shit to have control over the thermostat
That aint that bad
That’s fucking horrible
What u mean
My old electric bill was like $140 at most during summer
My electric is usually round 200 and that was with 4 peeps
With the ac doing all day
Is 3 of us mang
I don’t use nothing but my damn pc
And sometimes the toaster oven
This economy rough
It ain’t like how our parents had it
Working for 5 nickles an hour
And able to afford a fully furnished mansion
Before 25
Shit I nearly had a heart attack when my first lease ended
That rent jumped a whole $400
Hit that Walter
Argus sell drugs yeah
Air out the landlord
Yea you got amenities now
You gotta pay for those
Vin got good advice
I don’t wanna hear no talk from the whitest man in this room
Buddy lives in a Scandinavia gated community
Listening to king von
I’m sick
Not the street reaper
Bro lives in the safest country outta anyone in this damn chat talking about violence

ey chaat
@nimble fiber cheers 
cheers mate 
why yall fruity
There was actually a drive by like two days ago that was funny
Was out walking listening to music and I heard the tell tale audio of someone's day getting markedly worse
Fruit basket asking why chats fruity
This is a public space
args is extremely homophobic smh
I’m not homophobic
One of my best friends are gay
is he wrong

No 😔
People see me walk in the room and already feel the slurs being shot out like I’m fanning the hammer
This is exactly how I bought a house at 25 lmao
Legal drugs ofc
top 10 things u shouldnt say in a public server
to get ur own place at 24
nuh uh
lore
"In minecraft"
the trick is to have your parents pay the rent
:^)
blackmail rich people with AI generated deepfakes
Yeah right it only took a small payment of 100% of the value of the home by my parents
Moments before having no parent that can support your rent. :^)
I was helping my parents pay rent at 17 
🙃
gulp
this could totally be viable for me as a career option
ofc
i'm lucky and I appreciate them a lot
Bro let it go
i still live at home
I mean hey, it's huge.
but idm it
and I probably don't deserve it
You can’t save that hairline fam
Reminder it took Twitter nearly 3 weeks to change their AI policy cause of Epstein acolytes
Meh, depends. Even down to cultural differences in terms of familial outlook on housing.
Which, in all honesty is fantastic.
The west has a shitass outlook on it
Bro trying to hold onto what's left of that hairline more than he's trying to hold onto custody of his kids
Anywhere you live is your home
Kicking your kid out just because their 18 should get you shot out of a cannon
That whope getthefuckout at 18 is...nuts for those that do that
yeah
still live with parents
Ruthlessness
what if I live in your walls
Because theres nothing to understand its stupid
Self sufficiency
Its the result of generations of societal propaganda to feed more people to the orphan crushing machine
That’s what it is
I moved out, spent a couple years being a shitass and then moved back in to build enough for me to move out properly the next time
Bum
Argus reveal?
Getting out of the house was straight up the best thing I've ever been forced to do in my life, but that's in great part because I couldn't stand living there
You've literally see what I look like you spoiled eclair
For people who still hold a modicum of love for their parents, it probably feels like a pointless betrayal
Didn't help my "friends" illegally evicted me after my job stopped writing paychecks while I was still working for them
It's that fucked up bootstrap crap turned inwards in most cases. Other times, it might be something more sensitive like "necessary" sacrifices with family staying closer to each other but having access to housing somehow. It can get very complicated when poverty ia involved.
But in those cases it's literally just that super toxic and tbh vicious shit.
I have not
You literally have
I've posted what I looked like 3 times in zoe's server
Bro's memory is microwaved
Over cooked
Charred even
michael wave
yeah i saw it just today lol, really impressed it took them less than a month with who's running the government
I barely talked there until you got kicked
That's a whole ass lie
It is, but they put the camera at average male height
F
bro got kicked
ya
Transphobia
hard for me to understand but it's fucked
Smh
below average
Yeah argus was transphobic on main and got kicked
slur slinger argus
Me getting in trouble because a groomer didn't like me calling out her behavior is wild...
wait, was bro dissing transportation on main
Not actually tho he's a good boi
Epstein backed government
LMAO
Vi was just volatile
bro hates logistics
I'm still mad cause none of y'all bum ass mfs believed me when I said
Wow
This person is really toxic
And exhbiting signs of narcissism
What's cooking
Nah
False
Yo mammy
I said I dont interact with that ho
Some people I know just come from family that do not at all have that value instilled. And familial housing is seen as something wholly generational yk? Like yeah, this is the family's house.
I know some people whose family just come from the types of cultures where nobody bats an eye at someone in their 30s or even higher still at home because that's not seen as shame, but strategy.
So it hardly matters to me
I stopped talking to Anna for like 2 years cause of vi tbh
And you were right she was kinda trash AND I said I picked up on that
Every person I told that shit to
Dead ass ignored or blocked me
So I stopped giving a fuck
So fite me
I wanna open a parenthesis here and say that boomers that follow the logic of "if I struggled, so should my children" are more often than not just self-centered little shits that think they succeeded because of the struggle, instead of despite it
Chat i might be fucked
I don't aim for the face big man
bro is fucked
i didn't realise you made a habit of assaulting the less mentally capable
I punch the sides
he cant reach
"We won't have you struggling to pay rent, pay other bills, etc when it makes more sense to cut those costs while you build up so we can all circulate resources between each other."
In this case, it's literally a conjoined effort that actually wants to think ahead.
That's wild you describe yourself like this
One of my fuel injectors is tweaking
You gon be punching the winds in the sky from air jail
The self hate gotta stop
ur american.
Which means i either gotta replace it or rebuild my entire motor
@solar gorge are u back?
Yeen ain't that strong
Shhhhhhhhhh
Bro is crying because he has to choose going broke over magic cards or going broke to get a working car
LMAO
if you go broke over a working car, it just means you didn't dumpster dive enough for electronics
Bubblegum chicken
Yeah. It's the kind of survivorship bias that stings more in my mind from just knowing what growing up not at all with the money bags. Maybe not as harsh as other peers, but definitely not what I'd call well-to-do or even good enough.
Going to an event tomorrow
Better bring a can of febreeze
im getting back into playing 40k so im gonna go broke over buying 40k
Real
The cycle loops again
Living at home with your parents so you can afford a 40k tabletop army 
Anyone else get kicked out at 18-19?
Modern Shakespearean tragedy
It's often the best way to get poor people to cannibalize each other. There's also the utility of it for abusers and the like that leverage those laws because in reality, you really can call the cops on your own children to kick them out. Or not be legally held accountable because they're considered adults by law.
Unfortunate
Every fucking event without fail has this bro
i would go back to my parent's if it weren't for college, this appartement complex has a no dog policy and it SUCKS
My lgs is pretty chill
get a cat

naw
I need to move there
no dog policy yet u live there
queerious
fiuc
wrong reply
My complex has a dog park, I hate it here
LOL
Lots of kids come to play Pokemon so its very protected and shit
I do not hate dogs but
no one should have to leave their dog behind
...man.
ah, I guess argus can't go there then
I don’t have a dog?
Dogs barking at all hours will make you hate them
💀
Sometimes i do not want them mfkers near me. But the super friendly ones want to know what's wrong.
_>
I have my own stories regarding the popos that aren't quite happy 
Fuck 12
my collie is super friendly with ppl but very scared of other dogs
@heady rapids
See this is why I own a lizard
lobotomite
I had a police officer interrogate me over alleged possession of crystal meth when i was like 13
A small mix of negligence and "oh no, how could we have ever prevented this issue sooner"
They aren’t being fuck ass annoying when I need to sleep
Id get a bearded dragon or iguana at some point i think
I'm willing to bet there were like 7 different candies that looked like it
Same year i also found a counterfeit 100$ bill that the police were like “hey you need to give us that”
dog loves u
Last time a yappy dog was doing yappy dog stuff it was actually wuite calm and not trying to bully me.
lizard don't
Tell them you're legally allowed to get the full value in the legal bill
like molting on u ?
Start with bearded dragons
See if it works
or some other freaky lizard stuff
Though lizards are a lot more intensive
Asking for a friend
A kid named “chewy” gave a bunch of kids some foggy white crystals in little baggies and told them to snort it and i was offered but declined
Beardies are a good choice for a beginner but iguanas absolutely aren't
Mad sus
Beardies are just a good beginner
I can't get cat owners but that's cause cat piss apartments exist.
Then get an Iguana
Like how the fuck can you not smell that shit bruh
The next day all of us got called down to the principals office
We all know candy is to eat
what builds are strongest with Relic Sword?
Woah we talking lizards
Not mentioning how fucking annoying they can be
Yall should get a blue tree monitor
Marty mains about to type a textwall
Marty and IJ
get this guy
They're known for being pretty friendly with humans they live with to the point where plenty refer to them as "dog-like" in their enthusiasm.
Plenty of things to be wary of like lizard instincts since their vision can get borked in sunlight iirc and they mistake the person for something else.
yeah I knew a guy with like 5 cats, going in at his place was like aggravated sensory assault
hes chill
I like how people call this thing poisonous
But in reality
Basically a cat with lizard hardware
It's just got a bad case of yuck mouth
the worst case
Bro get's bit by a lizard form of asmongold
that's neat
And dies from septic shock
also what mark of RS is better
MkII
Geckos can be really chill. Honestly when a reptile actually likes you their behavior is more like calm and curious than like super lovey dovey like mammals
Yuh I used basically only Marty with relic. Makes it mulch even more than it does.
I love lizards
also if u've ever been with someone who owns more than 1 rat
Based yam
you know what smelling bad is
They’re so fucking funny
also how do people make laspistol good? ive tried it and it feels like it hits like a limp noodle
Preference really. I prefer mk2 combos but it's more complex. Practice if you aren't used to it
I want a monitor
Ferrets up there too
They might not purr or skmething but a lizard being totally unphased by handling is a strong sign of a positive relationship with the reptile.
ferrets too yea
Oh god....
Idk it’s nice having a pet that will straight up sit in your lap for hours
Or some form of big lizard
Ferrets are the worst smelling animals you can own tbh
My buddy's ex girlfriend owned a ferret
And then some reptiles...you wanna
mk2 is the one with the uppercut that mulches elites isnt it
Watch it.
And the entire apartment smelled like a fucking zoo
Correcto
And they become chronically depressed if you remove their scent glands too
I genuinely do not know how people are okay with owning a ferret
my dog can do that
this makes me sad tbh because i think they're really cute, bu like
eat it
can marty RS get away with Relic instead of FotF?
Your entire house will smell like shit
what
They remind you of yourself
Yeah but like lizard
the relic ability
I love venomous snakes. Ain't no way I'm brave enough to learn how to handle one. The dynamic is different and them dudes is serious about sizing you up no matter what
uhhhhh
adorable and good looking?
Smelly ass
Book?
Chorus
can marty... relic blade? get away with?
Yes!
I will say
I mean you can use it but idk why you'd want to
You can use book, I prefer chastise







