#zealot-class

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solar gorge
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havoc easy

sterile stone
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I'm boutta run trials to get my new york puffer coat

hard nexus
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puts u in the std vat

sterile stone
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I need to find the catalogue with timbs

gray ice
sterile stone
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Walk up to the expop like

mystic ether
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I'm willing to wager 3.5 just off the confirmed melanation. You already know what time it is

sterile stone
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Was good B

hard nexus
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i never played nms

misty nova
hard nexus
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i did put a lot of time into elite dangerous though

sterile basalt
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I thought it was arc raiders

hard nexus
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back before carriers came out

sterile basalt
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Bruh they look so similar in art style

hard nexus
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i miss my jumpaconda

sterile stone
hexed igloo
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As a bomb collar gamer in Helldivers please give me a suicide button let me arm my own collar

sterile stone
frosty herald
sterile stone
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One is torture porn

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The other is retro futuristic post apoc

hexed igloo
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Goreslop

hard nexus
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shockslop

solar gorge
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ur slop

hard nexus
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slops u

solar gorge
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outlast trials iz fun

misty nova
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Hotsexy mannequins nun in your area

hard nexus
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wrong

hexed igloo
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When will they made a horror game that's good

hard nexus
hexed igloo
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Still hasn't been done

hard nexus
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was that

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it wasn’t lambda

heady rapids
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give me 1 franco trial and i uninstall

hard nexus
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wolf?

gray ice
solar gorge
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yeah

hard nexus
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yah it was gloopwolf

solar gorge
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wolf can't read

hard nexus
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lmfao

sterile basalt
heady rapids
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i dont read slog

hexed igloo
solar gorge
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mlore than 10 lines of dialogue he closes the game

misty nova
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Oooh

hexed igloo
deft badge
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It just looks prettier

hard nexus
gray ice
nimble fiber
solar gorge
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i like outlast trials, it's qualityslop i like it because it's good

hexed igloo
misty nova
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That same acquaintance of mine also didn't know she had a tracker

gray ice
misty nova
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So we spent an hour and 40 minutes

gray ice
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He is released from his sins

hexed igloo
hard nexus
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apex legends

misty nova
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Running around

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Peak Outlast Trials

hard nexus
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haven’t played that in years

frosty herald
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i wouldnt play outlast trials in a family household ngl

nimble fiber
mystic ether
heady rapids
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yam u wouldnt play any of the games that u take a part in discussing

gray ice
misty nova
mystic ether
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There is only quick play

solar gorge
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would u invite franco to your family dinner ?

misty nova
hexed igloo
mystic ether
hexed igloo
sterile stone
gray ice
sterile stone
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And your people cooked Italian food

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As non Italians

heady rapids
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ifu dislike franco ur ableist

sterile stone
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Bro just shoots everyone in the room

sterile stone
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Herald of evil

mystic ether
deft badge
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Worst PA

hexed igloo
gray ice
heady rapids
deft badge
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That doesn't surprise me

sterile stone
hexed igloo
gray ice
mystic ether
sterile stone
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I can't believert

gray ice
solar gorge
misty nova
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Franco is the best PA because when he grabs a teammate you go and kick him so you get gratification of kicking his ass

solar gorge
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coyle

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at the family dinner

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he seems reasonable

heady rapids
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cole somehow the sanest person there

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.

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i meant

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coyle

sterile stone
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Let the brown skin guy invite the klansman over

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That can't go wrong

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The murderous

acoustic dune
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ey chat

sterile stone
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Prone to violence

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Klansman

solar gorge
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i'm sure he's just misunderstood

deft badge
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here we go again

acoustic dune
solar gorge
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coyle the ICE agent

acoustic dune
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whom?

acoustic dune
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cole is a ICE agent?

frosty herald
sterile stone
solar gorge
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coyle would sign up for ice

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he'd fit right in

stuck thicket
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whats the

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actual build

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for Fatmangus

hexed igloo
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Last night heard some real sad meows from outside and I peep, there's a very polite looking stray with her 2 kittens sitting pretty

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Like damn alright sure you can have some kibble

hexed igloo
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We alr got a cat and iunno if she'll take another 3 very kindly

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Or my landlord lmao

acoustic dune
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the caat adoption system say you get adopted

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you have 2 caat partner now

hexed igloo
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She ain't adopted us yet just got a meal out of it

stuck thicket
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alrighty

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fatmangus build

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is in progress

eternal sky
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im a big fan of the eviscerator but im new to the relic blade and it feels like awkward

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idk how to explain it i mean i do well with it still

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def prefer the mark 2

fossil plinth
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Yeah as evisc player I don't feel the relic blade too

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Guys whats the advice for going beyond heresy diff?

carmine lance
wheat matrix
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if true

eternal sky
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i thought the mk 10 was insanely clunky imo

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weird ass moveset

misty nova
carmine lance
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def takes some getting used to but once you get a feel for the combos it's actually awesome how seamless it is swapping between single target moveset and horde clear

misty nova
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If you can consistently clear a difficulty without going down

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Move to the next one

wheat matrix
carmine lance
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pretty simple

misty nova
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Also don't stall

eternal sky
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lol idk i guess ima weirdo for going straight to mk2

wheat matrix
misty nova
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Staying at one place for too long will just get you killed

fossil plinth
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What best to target for trinkets? Stat wise

eternal sky
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also that uppercut attack is fuggin chef's kiss

misty nova
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Flamers bombers start to pile up

wheat matrix
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best thing u can do

misty nova
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Then hell

carmine lance
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honestly id say it's better, using mk 10 for a while fucked with my muscle memory, I kept thinking to use the heavy attack to lead into the single target for a while

eternal sky
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the sprint attack i think is whats throwing me off still about the sword in general

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like you have to make sure youre actually in the sprint before you hold

carmine lance
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eventually it just clicked to me to figuring out the looping combos and how easily they switch

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it feels fucking great to switch combo sets on the fly

eternal sky
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i prob just need more time with it

carmine lance
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usually how it goes

eternal sky
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im pretty stupid my monkey brain doesnt brain right

carmine lance
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once you see the grip change on the sword you're good to charge the stab

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sprinting

eternal sky
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yeah

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im spoiled by how much time i spent on the knife

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hold straight into sprint who cares

eternal sky
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yeah i got the tech, just need practice doing it more

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need to get used to the speed of it

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errr slowness of it i guess

storm pagoda
eternal sky
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they are both really good depends on how you use it

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mk6 has an amazing push attack you can spam for single target

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mk3 has great heavy attack chain

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they both make you feel like Jason Voorhees

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pretty crap horde clear though

violet hornet
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Mk3 is more single target, mk6 is more horde clear but they're both fairly single target oriented

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Mk6 is considered better iirc but mk3 is fine if you have other tools to deal with horde

fossil plinth
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I played a game of heresy today as martyrdom zealot, and I got 2 vets in my team, I legit couldn't melee anyone cuz they kept killing everyone and exploding any juicy armoured enemies before I could even get to them, that felt miserable to play, I felt helpless

eternal sky
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need harder diff

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more stuff to kill

fossil plinth
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If I go harder diff I get folded cuz my perks and shit aren't optimal, I only started getting purples

violet hornet
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Just run two rooms ahead and kill everything before they get there whatthefuck_heresy

wheat matrix
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are you still levelling?

fossil plinth
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Yes my zealot is like 28

wheat matrix
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I wouldnt worry too much

eternal sky
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its ok if still leveling it just be like that sometimes

wheat matrix
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going up is more of a player thing than a level thing usually

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just go up when you feel comfortable

eternal sky
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ye

fossil plinth
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I dunno I feel scared lmao

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Mostly cuz of playerbase

eternal sky
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wdym

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somebody being mean?

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best thing you can do is ignore them fr

fossil plinth
signal spoke
fossil plinth
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Or playing like a rude ass

fossil plinth
eternal sky
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how are you gonna learn to be comfortable when the shit hits the fan if you never experience it. toxic folks really aint worth you caring about them

signal spoke
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They already got it with Venom

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Deadpool is just another cherry for the cake

spare talon
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Its very often the assholes are the ones that are causing the problems theyre complaining about anyway

eternal sky
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big true

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i have actually NEVER seen a really good player that was an asshat in dt

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the chads are all cool that ive played with

signal spoke
signal spoke
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Lmao

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The strap right in the middle of the ass cheeks got me

fossil plinth
solar gorge
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they don't discriminate with their goonslop

tranquil bone
solar gorge
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actual peak

signal spoke
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Also this Deadpool having revolvers instead of normal deagles is interesting

heady rapids
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goonpeak?

signal spoke
acoustic dune
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chat is that reaal

heady rapids
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@median steeple I hate my tl so much

median steeple
heady rapids
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lowkey scared me

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for a second

acoustic dune
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crazy

wheat matrix
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@solar gorge im back

frosty herald
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knify i will drone strik you

solar gorge
heady rapids
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drone strik

wheat matrix
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if i speak

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i get lynched

solar gorge
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oh ok mb

wheat matrix
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LOL

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it is

signal spoke
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That is genius

acoustic dune
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:3

frosty herald
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theres no event atm

wheat matrix
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look at the little chudling

signal spoke
deft badge
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took longer than it should've but whatever

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better to beat tree senny before leveling than to not do it at all

signal spoke
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Bro turned into spider webs

deft badge
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Yeah he did

hexed igloo
acoustic dune
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chat

hexed igloo
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What game is that

acoustic dune
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is this trie

acoustic dune
hexed igloo
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Looks like the most abysmal dogshit I've ever seen

acoustic dune
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prob

hexed igloo
acoustic dune
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omg

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it fucking is

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i was making shit up

hexed igloo
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One of my favorite bits is 4 seconds of dead silence and then they blow up

hexed igloo
trail walrus
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Zealots behold, I have brought us honor as a Dread Knight

acoustic dune
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mpreg react this fool

trail walrus
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I dont eat pickles

stuck thicket
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yes its limballs company

wheat matrix
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they have their own radio station

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and it's always fucking on

acoustic dune
full nebula
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Why so shroomious

median steeple
sterile stone
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@nimble fiber @gray ice

acoustic dune
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cheese n meat

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4 diner

sterile stone
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@gray ice @nimble fiber

acoustic dune
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are hot god with cheese

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just a weird cheese burger

tranquil bone
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No

acoustic dune
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how so?

hexed igloo
void bison
heady rapids
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@hexed igloo u ever thought about getting one of those cool calendars that u peel off to reveal something cool

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like a building or some shit

hexed igloo
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Thought about it yeah but damn they expensive and useless

heady rapids
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mm

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i need to check

hexed igloo
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I'd rather just get a cool Lego set or smth yk

void bison
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whats a calendar?

snow lantern
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Does heavy sword have hidden inherent crit

heady rapids
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idc if they're useless if it looks good im fine with it just

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standing somewher

hexed igloo
acoustic dune
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where you get chocolate every day

heady rapids
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nah

hexed igloo
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I want the marlboro Christmas calendar thint

heady rapids
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thats an advent

acoustic dune
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give me a shot every day

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that or cigs

heady rapids
void bison
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on the first day of beermas my calendar gave to me
2 shots of vodka
3 shots of whiskey
and a pair of carrrr keyss

heady rapids
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which reminded me that lego has advents and only some of them are good

plush estuary
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0% crit

snow lantern
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Ty.

hexed igloo
void bison
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I got my ex gay Legos

heady rapids
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the rainbow guys?

void bison
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yeah

heady rapids
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neat

hexed igloo
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I got myself the Lego tallneck and a technic motorbike

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W the bike when u roll it the pistons in the engine move

heady rapids
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i have a room filled with star wars ships and stuff

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technic ....

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i had hero factory as a kid

hexed igloo
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Technic is so peak

void bison
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Lego bionicle grievous is pretty cool

heady rapids
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dude

hexed igloo
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I also have a few offbrand Lego things, most notably a big and a small cinamoroll

heady rapids
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when i was building the atreides ornithopter

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i acc put it together wrong

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and didnt notice

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only noticed like 20 steps into that

plush estuary
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I found this cool little parkour game

void bison
heady rapids
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like 30 cm

hexed igloo
heady rapids
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sec

void bison
plush estuary
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no

void bison
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its a fun climbing game

heady rapids
solar gorge
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white knuckle is very good

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it's not finished yet

heady rapids
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i keep buyin these for my friend for various holidays

hexed igloo
solar gorge
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but it's very goood very very

void bison
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demo is the campaign without perks and checkpoints

solar gorge
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u should try the demo yeah

hexed igloo
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Searching human knuckles only makes it worse

void bison
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I bought the game

solar gorge
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i have it too

heady rapids
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theres only 6 of them tho

void bison
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cause the demo

solar gorge
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waiting for 1.0

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tho

void bison
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was so good and tasty mm mm good

hexed igloo
heady rapids
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i have a mini block hello kitty

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thing

hexed igloo
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I need that but kuromi and cinnamoroll

heady rapids
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they have cinnamoroll i think

hexed igloo
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I have a cinna pin and Keychain on my bag + some random trinkets

heady rapids
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or do they

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i have to check

tranquil bone
heady rapids
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theres a giant ass kuromi castle that has a train going around it

void bison
tranquil bone
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Please play it

heady rapids
solar gorge
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lowkirkuinely buy white knuckle

void bison
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I like the denizen hands

frosty herald
solar gorge
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(and wait for 1.0 like me)

tranquil bone
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Itches the neural pathways permanently altered by jump maps and Titanfall

void bison
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they look like some junji ito stuff

solar gorge
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the art direction is amazing

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and it's kinda scawy

hexed igloo
heady rapids
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ok (i will forget)

hexed igloo
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Real shit

void bison
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havent done the parasite map either

tranquil bone
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WK isn't really scary but it gets my palms sweating like nothing else

solar gorge
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i'm afraid of heights

hexed igloo
void bison
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I am too but games and vr heights do nothing for me

void bison
tranquil bone
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You must love the chimney with its gigantic monolithic room

hexed igloo
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I like climbing things I'm pretty alright with heights

solar gorge
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i can't play vr with heights because of this but i've had stuff happen so it's different

hexed igloo
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I start to have issues with vr when ur moving around with a stick or smth it fucks me up

tranquil bone
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Extremely common

void bison
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I was built to live and die in vr but we dont have the matrix yet

hexed igloo
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I'm fine with whatever if it's stationary tho

hexed igloo
tranquil bone
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Any movement that doesn't directly come from your head pretty much instantly takes out like half of people

plush estuary
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I love scams

hexed igloo
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It's more specifically moving sideways

void bison
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ive read the entire bee movie script out loud in my life at least 4 times

hexed igloo
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Forward and back is chill I just can't do sideways movement lmao

tranquil bone
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that and turning is generally what gets people

void bison
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my area was so small for vr that I got good at only turning with the controller

tranquil bone
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The H3VR dev can't even use half the movement options in his game lol

void bison
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the most dangerous time I had in vr was when I played just dance while drunk and energetic

unreal hull
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Going to get my bladesmith friend to make me a pyreblade inspired longsword

hexed igloo
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I just vibe with pistol whip n beatsaber

void bison
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blade and sorcery and Into The Radius are the peak vr

violet hornet
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Erm okay but have you played the diner duo

void bison
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would be cooler if it was the dinosaur duo

hexed igloo
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Would be cooler if it was the guynosaur duo and they kissed

heady rapids
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@hexed igloo i acc forgot to show you my small hello kitty but the only pic i have is in dms with a girl that i rejected

hexed igloo
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Kek

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Post

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Or is it on snap so they get a notif

heady rapids
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i need to go in dms

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nah

hexed igloo
heady rapids
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u an e girl

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lowkey

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but i fw it

hexed igloo
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The blue pin u can barely see is a cinna

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Also a monster keychain and a little Doom crucible

heady rapids
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i dont wear pins cause im afraid to lose them

hexed igloo
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I got most of the pins for like $6 total and also the bag is ripstop nylon so even if the fixings pop off the tension on the pins will hold em in lmao

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It was so hard to put them on to begin with

heady rapids
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thats cool

void bison
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I have frog pins

wheat matrix
plush estuary
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holy reapers

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dont mind my fov

hexed igloo
wheat matrix
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LOL

sterile stone
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@gray ice

hexed igloo
wheat matrix
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not sure

heady rapids
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nah

solar gorge
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i sew patches in my jacket might show it one day

wheat matrix
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u just didn't explain it

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so i was asking

heady rapids
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he only asked u cause he knows himself

sterile stone
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@gray ice Yah left the vc where u at son

heady rapids
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and is ashamed of it

hexed igloo
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Yeah he knows and is a fucking pussy

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Fake gooners bro

hexed igloo
heady rapids
wheat matrix
heady rapids
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its only a dogwhistle if you're in the know buddy....

hexed igloo
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Firstly, it's a sling bag

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Backpacks are fucking lame

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Secondly, **dogwhistle

heady rapids
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correct him on the pronoun too

hexed igloo
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Na ion wanna kick bro when he's down

hexed igloo
heady rapids
hexed igloo
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In skyrim I've been playing as "morally ehhhhhhh merc"

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someone is annoying
I kill them
someone tries to sell out innocent person
I side with the innocent

heady rapids
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i remember siding with some people in cyberpunk that i thought were innocent

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turned out to be hitler

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the correct solution is to kill everyone

hexed igloo
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Killed a guy that helped me escape the silver mines and at the end I didn't like the way he was talking so I killed him and it bugged out so I could never pick up any quest items so I had to use console to fix it

heady rapids
hexed igloo
heady rapids
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yeah i acc just kill someone cause i swinged and they were at low hp

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and i missed

hexed igloo
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I deal with most things via dualcasting firebolt and it tends to collat

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I've accidentally shotgunned Lydia in the back of the head a bunch but luckily she'll die for me so

heady rapids
hexed igloo
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The quest at the farm in the beginning when you kill that troll I just barely nicked one of the soldiers with fire and they're all essentials so

heady rapids
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dude imma be real i played skyrim for 3 hours and my save got bricked

hexed igloo
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God I hate essential npcs just let me kill mfs

hexed igloo
heady rapids
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this is me in 6 hours from now

hexed igloo
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Like how

heady rapids
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@solar gorge

hexed igloo
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Yall so scared of ice just wait til summer bro

heady rapids
half osprey
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trying to find out what to drop for backstabber

merry flume
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i wish discord had country flags so when you saw some stupid shit, you could open their profile and go "oh a european"

heady rapids
merry flume
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either or

hexed igloo
obsidian prairie
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Both is good

hexed igloo
obsidian prairie
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Wait yeah why are we taking beacon

half osprey
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i can swap to any of the 3

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its just what its on currently

hexed igloo
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Beacon is cool and all but like 15% stamina is huge

half osprey
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since im shroud i always am the one reviving

obsidian prairie
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Or 15% tdr

half osprey
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so idk bout dropping revive speed

hexed igloo
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Shroud gives plenty time to get the rev off without that

half osprey
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again

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i swap based on teammates

obsidian prairie
half osprey
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i do

merry flume
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ignore the aura

half osprey
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i have curio and the talent

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i can get almost 2 revive off in shroud

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and still smack something

hexed igloo
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Is vro running the +50% revive build thats insane

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Literally why lmao

half osprey
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and still hitting 900k dmgs

obsidian prairie
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Rev speed is good on curios

tranquil bone
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Full revive is VERY funny

half osprey
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it fucking saves runs

hexed igloo
merry flume
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the moment you are last alive and you press e to revive the AI director spawns 20000000 dogs and trappers

hexed igloo
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But nah I usually run up molotovs and those also give a bit of res breathing room

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Absolute worst case I throw molotovs over the dead weights, shroud to pick up the lowest

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If there's an ogryn I'll grab the big man first tho

hexed igloo
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Surprisingly yes

long oasis
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damn

hexed igloo
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I bought it like 6 months ago

long oasis
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The purchasing power of the new zealand dollar must have risen

hexed igloo
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Yeah nah bread is still $5

solar gorge
hexed igloo
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The bread that is cheaper than that goes moldy within 3 days

heady rapids
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5$ bread is crazy work

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depends on the bread tho ig

hexed igloo
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Uhhhhh it's like what 2-3usd

hexed igloo
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4.50nz about 2.60usd

heady rapids
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make friends with someone who works at a bakery and just loot free bread

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like me

hexed igloo
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I don't make friends unfortunately

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The friends I do have work in white collar lmao

median steeple
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> literally resurrects the Liberal party in a matter of weeks
︀︀> destroys that loser nerd Pierre Poilievre
︀︀> one of the most popular leaders in the developed world
︀︀
︀︀It’s not even close, it’s God Emperor Mark Carney

Quoting WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧 (@WarMonitor3)

Who is the greatest politician of this generation?

**💬 26 🔁 45 ❤️ 1.1K 👁️ 27.8K **

median steeple
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The Canadian century

heady rapids
half osprey
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other than revive

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any options

hexed igloo
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Is there a node that makes it easier to barrel teammates

wheat matrix
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i can't barrel @solar gorge for using smite

heady rapids
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theres a blessing

solar gorge
median steeple
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you have to realize we haven't liked any PM since

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oh god

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forever

solar gorge
median steeple
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uhh

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Creiten

solar gorge
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hey

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don't call me that

median steeple
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I think was the last beloved

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Jean Chrétien

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was the last like

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really loved PM

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after him we got Harper then Justin

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both not liked

solar gorge
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that made me look at the global approval rating leaderboard

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an jesus japan's pm

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is at like

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61%

median steeple
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I see that

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uh

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Modi being that high is either fibbed numbers or really scary

heady rapids
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they're shutting down pocket mortys......

solar gorge
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it's both sadly

wheat matrix
solar gorge
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i don't know

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she said some uh

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questionable stuff

median steeple
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She's like omega anti immigration and pretty right wing, and she doesn't seem like she wants to actually solve the problems Japan is facing

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like shit work culture which she plays into

heady rapids
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oh that one that

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's liek

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yeah we should forget about our war crimes

solar gorge
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but apparently they loved it

heady rapids
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or something like that?

solar gorge
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well she hasn't been in office for long so it'll probably drop

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cuz 61% is actually insane for a democratic country

wheat matrix
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well

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I was going to say

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Keir starmer

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is at 18%.

median steeple
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Idk what the voting statistics were but considering Japan's advanced age

solar gorge
median steeple
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I just saw he vetoed a bill banning cousin marrige or something

wheat matrix
sterile stone
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@gray ice Complain and ye shal recieve

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Found a match lmao

frosty herald
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people seem to like the anti immigration stance the japanese PM has adopted which hasnt come out of nowhere

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tourists are banned from going to the red light district and services like that

solar gorge
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Azerbaijan's leader with a 91% approval rating and a 800 sample size LMFAO

frosty herald
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and johnny somali really really hasnt helped it

heady rapids
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wait a second

median steeple
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Tourists and immigrants are two different things, Japan already had some of the lowest rates of immigration last I checked

heady rapids
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@median steeple r u CainAz cause ur azerbaijani?

solar gorge
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ye there's barely any

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it's just scaremongering

median steeple
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Fuck no

frosty herald
solar gorge
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such a nothingburger

median steeple
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Probably but it's easier to blame foreigners for your problems

solar gorge
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it's like almost nobody

median steeple
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It wasn't foreigners that forced the government to make woman only trains cars

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Or make it so phones required flash to be oj

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Or you know

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Everything else

solar gorge
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it's also not them who made the price or rice reach a record high like 4 days ago

median steeple
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What the hell happened

solar gorge
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but they'll still catch the blame and it will work

frosty herald
heady rapids
median steeple
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It would be hilarious if the shah gets restored but I think it's unlikely

heady rapids
frosty herald
median steeple
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The world just sliding back into the 30s

solar gorge
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can't wait for the greenland war

heady rapids
median steeple
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Considering a bunch of the highest ranking generals are trying to stop that

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I wonder how it'll turn out

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Or nothing happens

frosty herald
solar gorge
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i think nothing will happen militarily but they' still pressure the shit out of greenland

frosty herald
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which country is directly next to alaska?

median steeple
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We need to invade Alaska

long oasis
delicate shadow
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that would be horrifying

frosty herald
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russia and alaska are literally 88km away from eachother

solar gorge
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canada will invade alaska for their security

long oasis
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so we need to build a wall

solar gorge
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seems fair

long oasis
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u goddamn liberals always ignore the obvious solutions

heady rapids
delicate shadow
solar gorge
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LMAO

median steeple
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Alaskans are basically Canadian anyway

solar gorge
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that's a good selling point

sonic fractal
solar gorge
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great thing to tell the people before the war

hexed igloo
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I think we should just go scorched earth start again

median steeple
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Noh I like what I have

hexed igloo
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Nuclear winter to reset global warming

heady rapids
hexed igloo
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Don't worry Yellowstone you end the earth when you feel like it

solar gorge
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i think germany should invade austria they're just larpers

delicate shadow
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yellowstone is not going to end the world, sorry

solar gorge
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might aswell join the federation

hexed igloo
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I think globally we can all unite on turning France into a crater

delicate shadow
delicate shadow
median steeple
solar gorge
median steeple
delicate shadow
sonic fractal
median steeple
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I grew up around Ukrainians

hexed igloo
median steeple
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Some cool people

delicate shadow
solar gorge
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there's a lot of ukranians at my colleg

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they are indeed v nice

median steeple
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There's actually so many Ukrainians in Alberta that we learn about their history in our schools

delicate shadow
median steeple
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I remember when they had a big truck that they had us go in during junior high

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And they showed us a movie

hexed igloo
median steeple
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Detailing the holodomor

delicate shadow
solar gorge
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which generation are they

median steeple
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I want to move to Nova Scotia

delicate shadow
solar gorge
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the ukranians ik are mostly war refugees so they haven't been in the country for long

median steeple
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Uhh most of the Ukrainians that are here were from like

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Pre Soviet

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And some post soviet take over

hexed igloo
copper hawk
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Chungus

hexed igloo
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Oh yeah I went to the zoo and saw some kangaroos it was raining a bit and they looked like the most pathetic miserable animals I've ever seen

delicate shadow
# median steeple It's ass

btw I can tell whenever I've spotted a truck driver from Alberta because they idle their engine in parking lots for no reason

frosty herald
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The greenland thing is probably a nothing burger but will have the adverse effect of greenland militarizing and buying from europe

copper hawk
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Kangaroos and wallabys are lazy

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I throw peanuts at them

solar gorge
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ur lazy

copper hawk
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Yeah..

copper hawk
median steeple
delicate shadow
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Kangaroos and Wallabies just wanna sleep and eat 90% of the time lmao

solar gorge
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and i would throw peanuts at u if i could

median steeple
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That or he's stupid

hexed igloo
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Fatass creature

delicate shadow
median steeple
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Ah

long oasis
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what is that thing

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disgusting creature

delicate shadow
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if it was freezing cold I'd get it

solar gorge
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so albertans are just parisians

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explains a lot

hexed igloo
# long oasis what is that thing

We were reading the sign and I spotted him and it scared the shit outta me and that scared the shit outta my gf which in turn scared the shit outta him

median steeple
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Texans

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Parisians are people who live in Toronto

solar gorge
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the whole leaving ur car idle for no reason is very parisian

delicate shadow
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lmao that's crazy

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could not imagine wasting gas like that

solar gorge
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they're dog at anything car related

median steeple
#

Albertan drivers are also bad

delicate shadow
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also the amount of Vancouverites who drive trucks, while having no actual need or usecase for it

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is kinda embarassing

solar gorge
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if u c someone in france who doesn't know what the funny stop sign means they're from paris

median steeple
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Motherfuckers will live here their whole lives and still not put on winter tires

long oasis
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no way you call them vancouverites

delicate shadow
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Vancouveroids?

hexed igloo
median steeple
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I mean I'm an Edmontonian

long oasis
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did they fight against the hittites and samnites

delicate shadow
median steeple
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God bless the ndp

solar gorge
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Canadoids

delicate shadow
long oasis
median steeple
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I was born in Calgary but like

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There's nothing to do there

delicate shadow
median steeple
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The city is in a crater

hexed igloo
delicate shadow
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hell even Australia has snow in some regions

solar gorge
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sounds cool

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imagine saying it's boring when there's snow everywhere

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smh

heady rapids
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@hexed igloo

hexed igloo
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I've never been in snow

median steeple
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It's so funny to me seeing people complain about the cold

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When it's like -5 for them

solar gorge
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i want coldd and snow

hexed igloo
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Closest was some sleet that immediately turned into mud

median steeple
heady rapids
median steeple
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Couple of weeks ago

heady rapids
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stop lying

solar gorge
delicate shadow
hexed igloo
solar gorge
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in an industrial freezr

hard nexus
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oh no

gray ice
hard nexus
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i checked the temperatuee

gray ice
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how could he

hard nexus
frosty herald
heady rapids
median steeple
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Swampass

solar gorge
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67

hard nexus
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i’m such a fat fucking chud

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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And I realised

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Name bro I'm good

solar gorge
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what's 67 in normal temp ?

sterile stone
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Being a killer really ain't all that

frosty herald
solar gorge
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like uh

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25

heady rapids
frosty herald
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67 celsius

delicate shadow
median steeple
hard nexus
sterile stone
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Some guy tried to OJ my shit, buddy got pelted by glass bottle machine gun fire.

tranquil bone
delicate shadow
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it's a nice 11C/51F for me

hexed igloo
solar gorge
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20 that'"s nuthing

glossy nimbus
solar gorge
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bla

heady rapids
median steeple
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Collection of temps I got last month

gray ice
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63 degrees and cruisin

sterile stone
gray ice
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livin that florida lifeeeeeeee (help me)

median steeple
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I went for a walk during every one of these

frosty herald
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Its 8 celsius here

delicate shadow
long oasis
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I wanna go to iceland

heady rapids
hexed igloo
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I wanna go to agartha

long oasis
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no mosquitoes and theres like elves or some shit

median steeple
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If you mosquitos go to Manitoba

solar gorge
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it's 5 here cain would die of a heatstroke

copper hawk
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Oh fair and high

median steeple
sterile stone
long oasis
hexed igloo
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I just want to move down south a little here it's a fucking sauna what genius decided to build a city on top of a fucking swamp

median steeple
solar gorge
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u have no idea how many mosquitoes there is here...

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the pain i endure

hexed igloo
#

It's like 26°C in summer but 98% humidity

delicate shadow
solar gorge
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my summer hell

copper hawk
#

Summer is awesome

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Where i live

solar gorge
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naw

hexed igloo
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Summer fucking sucks

copper hawk
#

It always spring

solar gorge
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summer is shit

copper hawk
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Or it alway summer

median steeple
#

There's def less mosquitos here now

copper hawk
#

It never winter

sterile stone
copper hawk
#

It never fall..

median steeple
#

Due to climate

heady rapids
#

summer is shittier than winter for sure

median steeple
#

Chnage

copper hawk
#

It spring.. or somme...r...

solar gorge
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i want cold and snow not heat and sweat

delicate shadow
hexed igloo
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I think we should kill all summer enjoyers

median steeple
#

Spring and Autumn are peak

sterile stone
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Respect that name

tranquil bone
solar gorge
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autumn gets a pass

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but barely..

heady rapids
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nah autumn is dog

delicate shadow
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autumn has fallen...

heady rapids
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i love seasonal depression

median steeple
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It's beautiful

sterile stone
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Lame

heady rapids
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winter is alright as long as it's actually snow outside and not dogshit

sterile stone
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No meeses in the street

heady rapids
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summer is fine unless its +30 outside

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spring is chill

solar gorge
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lmae

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lame

heady rapids
delicate shadow
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nah anything between 20C and 60C is beach weather

solar gorge
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60c is u die weather

hexed igloo
heady rapids
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yeah i mean yeah

solar gorge
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i'm not going out if it's 60 degree ddude what

heady rapids
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u wea black i reckon

delicate shadow
#

60C is denaturing your proteins weather

median steeple
solar gorge
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it snew

heady rapids
sterile stone
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In shorts and boots

heady rapids
#

60 c is die weather

sterile stone
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Like we get bruv

heady rapids
#

straight up

sterile stone
#

You drink monster and ride bad dragons

solar gorge
#

guh

sterile stone
#

Don't need to show it off to everyone you like suffering

median steeple
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When it rained for 3 weeks straight

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Last summer

heady rapids
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actually lives in that 1 backrooms level

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holy shit

frosty herald
median steeple
frosty herald
#

We had a week full of snow and it was a winter wonderland

solar gorge
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sogged

void bison
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I reckon

solar gorge
solar gorge
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i hate my stupid chud life

heady rapids
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its still snowing here

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it sne w

ornate bone
# median steeple

@grok make it black and white and add a muffled version of Thank You by Dido

solar gorge
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i hate germany let me go

heady rapids
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like at least 20cm of snow

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guh

void bison
frosty herald
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Crazy

heady rapids
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man

solar gorge
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i'd go live in northern france if they weren't all peices of shit there

sterile stone
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@delicate shadow Got a god tier idea for entertainment

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Host a chess tournament

heady rapids
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if only aquila wasnt here

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the things id say to you yam

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the things id say

sterile stone
#

But none of the participants know a damn thing about chess

copper hawk
sterile stone
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And it's all lightning round

ornate bone
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Guys I haven't used my psyker's dclaw in ages, why did I put skullcrusher there

copper hawk
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Any1 wanna slime opps out w me

hexed igloo
ornate bone
#

hot

#

!!

sterile stone
heady rapids
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@median steeple is this where you post from

sterile stone
delicate shadow
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Chessn't

hexed igloo
median steeple
heady rapids
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das crazy man

median steeple
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this shit is peaceful bro

frosty herald
solar gorge
hexed igloo
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These ur boys?

solar gorge
#

makes every vista better

hexed igloo
#

I legit thought they were plushies at first

#

Like "damn they couldn't get actual kangaroos"

sterile stone
hexed igloo
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Woah woah woah don't lump me in with those animals over there

heady rapids
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nah they fight the nazgul

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and orks

hexed igloo
#

We bare knuckle brawl cows here

sterile stone
#

Oh wait

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You're NZ aren't you

median steeple
#

Oh yeah Diddy is missing

heady rapids
median steeple
#

He's loose....

#

on the prowl

heady rapids
#

holy shit

#

@copper hawk

delicate shadow
hexed igloo