#zealot-class
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9/10 people say gg in darktide at end
Yea
cuz u threw the match
sometimes with 4 other letters mxied in
yep
thru
nuh uh
did so
Has anyone even made a mathematical comparison
If they did
I wasn't around
Has anyone even made
Sounds
Wrong
farts
💀 nahhhhhh
it is what it is
this person ain t right
was it a smyker or just a psyker
idk
I mean, I'm glad he got a wake up call
what are we thinking?
who knew being in a normal relationship stops slop
I'm thinking he's doing the right thing
e33 if it was good
agreed
publicity stunt bad reviews or genuine?
your ragebait will not affect me
Weird connection with defending AI and being a chud
Like it’s true for some fucking reason
queerious
one of my exes has an ai artist page..............
shes also a kpop fan....
i sense a connection
#breakthepencil
theres no tracing photoshop or anything involved
Dontsayit
Dontsayit
Dontsayit
Bro I have to deal with an unironic chud in one of my long time friend groups but like I’m witnessing the decay of everyone just ignoring their shit takes
very relatable sadly
pussy make a man realize things aint it
I watched my old friend group turn into a tiktok personality
Got him acting wise
Crazy
I'm crine
that 1 friend that's lowkey a chud but you keep him cause its funny to laugh at
That’s honestly just how it is
Not low-key but high key a chud
I just point out something incredibly stupid they say and then I get called the f slur like
7 times
Which literally doesn’t effect me LMAO
like you can tell it’s genuine
dumbass fucking khajit tried robbing me in front of an imperial guard
WHAT FOR
personally, I think the best part of being bi is that I find it extremely funny when people call me the f slur, be it genuine or jokingly
Idk they get tilted easily I guess
I would post the annoying f slur beam gif if it wouldn't get me in trouble rn lmao
Point out something stupid
Laugh at them
Get called the special gay word like 8 times
ad hominem...
people also don't realize you can report them in darktide
I laugh but I'd still report tbh
Not caring is a divine gift
100%
You quickly learn this especially when you’re a furry
I get not everyone who is lgbtq is gonna vibe with it, and that's fine, I respect that
It’s so funny not giving a shit
but when it's to me it's the funniest thing
Respectfully i pity the downfall of a good section of your community
mood
Not all the furries
Always the furries
And the good ones
Being drowned out
By giga gooners
and the women
Terminally online
and the children too
yeah its
see, the hardest thing for me to conceptualize
keep it private
is just being outwardly horny in any context
with SOME people
You say that

Genchat
you know who
Yeah I fucking know who
libido does things to le brain
gen chat is an amazing example of how to not articulate yourself
DEADASS
I'd be hyperventilating out of sheer anxiety expressing myself like that publically
I don't need everyone to know what I'm into
i dont think a fresh player who wants genuine advice wants to see people talking about barking like a dog or being into femboys
some people ™
theres one person there that said some outwardly horny shit that it tilts me the fuck off atp 💀
Again I’ll stress theres nothing wrong with that shit IN PRIVATE
People just struggle to do that for some fucking reason
Genchat feels severely mentally ill tbh
man im so addicted to being gifted steam games its a genuine fetish
hell even in servers with nsfw channels I feel too anxious to do anything beyond lurk in said channels
I too love free shit if anyone is trying to fuck me.
Fucking what
feel too self aware to comment on shit
How?
yam is a beggar
What the fuck
yeah you should totally fuel it or something
I think we should kill you
In a way that makes them reveal things they should keep to themselves especially on a discord server that's 13+ and for a video game.
the one thing that lives rent free in my head from genchat
It's weird, i can't do these things (or have most personal conversations in general) if i'm not one to one with someone i know
was when some dude brag about the whole friend group fucking him and Im like
BRO WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO BROADCAST THIS
💀
Wait fucking what
In a server for a video game
I thought you were talking about my insanity
Were they a furry
femboy furry 💀
I have a feeling they were a furry
Jfc
DING DING DING
the funny thing is, I'm a whole lot different in dms, but I think that's because it's in private, and I'm assuming I'm already on good terms with them if im dming
CALLED IT
I try not to judge furries too hard but it's always furries with their kinks in their bio
Like man per server profiles exist
Aye do yall have any must have mods I should get? I finally got a PC
How hard is it to just shitpost in your bio
Exactly, it's different. And gooddamn it's not so hard to understand, same thing irl with friend circles and being with your close friend
Nah cause I play the game vanilla
guaranteed weapon swap and ability activation
mod loader and mod framework first if you want to install anything
numericui is the only MUST have
Yep already got those
Look I’m as confused as you are about why like a good chunk are like this
I forgot what it is called but a lot of people like the one that centralizes important buffs on the screen
Is that full auto mod good to get?
yeah
This is the saddest part of the community to see tbh, the sheer seperation and infighting. 
if u like not having carpal tunnel
Yes that sounds really good. I'll look for that one
It's almost like the balkans eating at each other all day
Balkan civil war except 24/7
Cause there’s so many fucking circles in this community that are polar opposites
Reminder Nazi Furries are a thing
rememeber that 1 nazi furry that gassed a furry convention
Would that probably just be custom UI? Where you can move your UI around?
I'm gonna play NR if you want to join
That being said the stereotypes take me the fuck out by how real they are. My aunt's husband got his new mazda stolen on bulgaria. Who would've thought

I think Lamb is actually playing DT rn
im with a friend rn and playing oblivion
not until like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
maybe 4 5 hours after this
At least it wasn’t Romania
Thats probably a good answer tbh cause I have to finish my coffee and shower
Trust me man, bulgaria is WORSE romania is just chalk full of gypsy gangs like us
Shave too
Really not sure. I never bothered modding DT. Didn't seem as necessary as VT2
It will, grow big hearty facial hair
a bra is all she needs
Can someone curse ne with warmth or smth
I'm going for a van dyke rn tbh
Tbh I kinda try to go for a neutral ground on presenting myself as a furry. I won't deny I am one, but I like to think I can kinda pass as just a regular guy who likes moths for a bit at first
but yeah I try to not associate with the larger community so I don't get lumped in
Thats p peak. I got a modern goatee
Grow a van dyke
Get my rapier
Start dressing ridiculously in Victorian era fits
Yk
Enjoy life a little
Based
peak male fantasy right there
I keep a goatee to look like albanian mafia
i hate the fact that a goatee is called that
https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2010514430618959977 @lofty python reminds me
Though at this rate i may just have to start selling coke for real
Genuinely how they sound lmfao
I don't even try to keep up with slang anymore
it's all just meaningless to me half the time
@heady rapids undertaker, Scholar, or weeb dog?
prob scholar cause i have a feeling u wont enjoy him much
I'm ngl
He's the one I'm looking most forward too
I unironically like using thrusting swords in these games
thrusting swords are fun
we don't talk about dueling sword but rapier is fun in vtide
Car
The flat rock you toss across a pond to watch it skip:
For me its 4/10 times but prolly cuz I never played past heresy
I have a friend asking if flesh tearer and scourge can stack
aight thanks
I just don't really use bleed beyond scourge and never cared about stacking it
it's just a little complimentary damage
You reminded me that I just havent played the main story of remastered
there's a pretty handy one thats like 'enhanced descriptions' or similar
fixes most tooltips for stuff like talents and blessings, a shocking number of which are incomplete or actually just straight up lying to you
And I stopped cuz i had reached godmode and it stopped being fun
im playing it blind
Primer spell
1s max dmg dot spell
No enemy survives
I saw that one. I'll pick it up thanks
Spilled my tea all over my pants before going into work
Fuck my chud life bro
At least I'll get to wear scrubs over it today
UT is much more fun when I get hammers to powerstance
Last time I kept getting colossals
but great hammers is mama mia
i wish all powerstanced fans who spam jump a very fuck you
?
its so boring
sadly it's the only move you can do with certain powerstanced weap
cuz the moveset is garbage
why 
have u tried
dodging
Another banger dropped
Willow
hi
LOL
its to cause high stagger
its not even that braindead in depth of night cause u get 1 shot if u misstime a jump attack
the meta is l2 spam anyway rn
i dont think yam has nightreign
local darktide player learns that mobility is actually kind of important
yam tourist????????? 
troo
queerious
surely not
nana booboo
EXPOSED
dis mf restarted
yam knows nr lore better than me despite having 0 hours
i know better than yam though
oh yeah? name every nightreign
nightreign
and
uh
nightreign depth of night
and uh
eldenring nightreign
no its nightreign 1 nightreign 2 nightreing 3 nightreign 4 ect
die
LOL
that solo wouldnt have worked with a flamer and a relic blade lmao
naaaa
good luck kiting with 2 slow ass weapons
tbf most players dont know that kiting is a thing
u don't need mobility
w+
sigh they arent zombies veterans
im sure ainz feels silly rn
that he wasted 2 hours o nthis
instead of running flamer
ainz hasnt responded to my callout in his comments
he shouldve just ran knife stealth and ran past the enemies
h40 is literally so easy
h40 true solo
8 minutes video...
LMFAO
@plush estuary are u going to address this.
Sorry at the bank rn
Whuh
run invalid
Invalid dn
u speedran at the end
Lol
That end event was so bad
bank TUAH
i cant believe ainz beat darktide
its such a tedious event to solo
Yeah
Inb4 someone tells ainz that the run is bad because he didnt use dueling sword
waiting patiently for my turn to check ONE of 6 containers
On the 3rd vault I used stealth to open 1 slot then I ran out
drooling sword is not fatmangus certified
king of darktide and their fuckass ai thumbnail
once they dropped in chat to reply to one of my gif telling me it wasn't funny....
R u robbing it
Ye
hes at the sperm bank
:C
idk why he'd rob it tho
Not the come...
best one yet
lmfao
He's crying
Love this cat
time........to.........die
i rewatched both couple of years ago
in both movies
absolute peak
wtf
pearson plus im going to kill you
kys?
Buying digital textbooks 🥀
i also fell asleep watching ep9 of star wars
i wish i could pirate them but its pearson plus so it has to be linked to my class
i dont evene remember what happens there
chat we need to kill balde he committed wrongthink
Scamass class
nah the movie is good i just fell asleep
abyssmalallll
wtf
evil? never
evil willow
:3
wolliw
LMAO
Turns out meow was evil all along
i an wolliw and i am EVIL
I cleared up to havoc 25 btw
starting my second semester in 2 dayz, soon i'll have to deal with online textbooks too
remember when we tried havoc and I spam died
hi evil willow
btw any good zealot dueling sword build?
Rekt
yeah use dlcaw
hmm. this is what an evil person would say
I dont know what these letters mean ;.;
dclaw
devils claw
but thats
and parry
a different sword ;.;
Dih claw
paprrrryayryryryyyyyyyyyy
ur always evil
untrue
Willow loves her parryslop
@hard nexus do ur homework
im already hating college so im fleeing into zealot chat
do ur homework
i love colleg
(its 2 classes and its just introductory stuff)
and by homework I mean providing me with a zealot dueling sword build :3
can't wait to go back to college this week
look in pins
there's probably soemthing with ij or marty
Sometimes I miss college then I remember exams and feel relieved
das like the last 10 mins
of the movie
I had constant nightmares waking up at like 11 and figuring out of I missed something
Soulslop
i cant go to college yet because the VA needs to process my gi bill application
Parryslop
and it takes one month
PVEslop
minimum
slopslop
What else
something like this
😄
Gunslop
ty ❤️
or switch to like
and when i checked on the VA
they had 3 dates for my entire 6 year army career
screenshotted this
Ew meow posting toothpick builds
into the evidence locker
dsword builds
breh i coulkd've just awlked away and no one would know
This one is evil for sure
WEEEEHHH
Its been 2 years and sometimes I still wake uo and rush to my computer to email my professor abiut being sorry im late with the lab report
the military cares sooo deeply about its soldiers
i saw that 1
try my recipe.
ice slipping on ice
5 fish 2 ice
lmao
collect my pages.
who wanna play dirt tuoy w me
Wageslop
What kind of dirt tioy
Can’t
Professionslop
Im gonna slop myself tf are yall saying
Earthslop
Yearslop
If it was any other branch id argue
Thing
DAT MY MOJI
eep
im still sad I was pushed into college before my brain was functioning correctly
gaslit by society fr 😭
look at this awesome place i go to with my friends after claxs
is that a bunker
u wish u could go to the underground bar
Peak recognizes peak
but ur not cool
that looks sweet
that's pretty cool
did u dead
I kinda do wish I could go to the underground bar
yeah you do
signalis enjoyer?
@gray ice I bring news from the Western front
Arc Raiders may be back in the rotation
Further developments are on the way as time progresses.
heated rivalry moment... I learned of that cause when I walked in my roommate brought over his gay friend and a girl and it was straight up a gay sex scene
is being dead weight in aurics just part of the learning process
Figuring out ways to contribute while you refine your mechanics. If you're constantly eating concrete though you might want to drop to damn. Some runs will have people capable of carrying and some runs will have a team full of goobers.
Was it your first auric?
LEMONGRAB OVER SIMON
Mewgenics Intro, Title sceen and more! just a little preview i wanted to toss out there for you to see :)
far from it
Then idk
There's definitely an adjustment period
I'm not sure how long that should realistically last tho
It never left the rotation tho
For me at least
mewgenics!!!
let's gooo edmund
Still basically the only multi-player im playin rn
I had to branch out
mewgenics dead god is going to be absurd lmfao
When you getting on killing floor 3 tho
or 3x savefile dead god
I miss gaming with my only melinated friend on discord
Is killing floor 3 good?
You got tired of catching trigger nades to the forehead
Fuuuuuck no lol
Be honest
I shit you not
I hit expedition
And never logged back in
I beat arc raiders
It's a shooty game to pass time with, its now awful now still has a ways to go
I've played enough for commando to be 16 so thats something
Brother missed a whole event half month event
Fuck yah mena
I finished the christmas event
its also funny that edmund has the very first mewgenics lets play
it's awsome
You got snowglobe charm too?
im not constantly dying, like i get downed once or twice and those are the only times in the entire mission because everyone else is so much better
I hardly seen you on i figured you didn't do the donation portion
The what
ngl i genuinely think itl be the next big roguelike like isaac
guiye.. i scare..
Last I remember was the outfit
The backpack charm for the donation portion of the event
spammd
It's complete dogshit
you can sell that snowglobe for 2000 caps btw
Brother what...
Yam wants always be involved
So like I said you didnt finish the event forehead 
He remind me of mort
i cant even make a funny comment...
Nah cause tell me why that shit wasn't there pre-expedition
It was there from the beginning big dawg
Im sorry you had to find out like this
Absolutely diabolical
we love the demotion system
Question
I heard trigger nades getting a nerf anyways
cranial and final toll
There might be a bug RN that crashes games
Don't get discouraged watch the carry glean what you can and focus on improving. You get better with time and developing muscle memory.
zealot, vet and psyker ogryn
To my knowledge if psyker does something to a red parasite reaper the game crashes
dont tell me cranial crashez
That's all I know
baaaa
That they are
wyv get off soyker
Which is deserved
It might be, if red parasite reaper is hit my brain burst game crash
yeah prob
I think I might've crashed tghe game on my first psyker havoc mission then
LOL
Nah but why you hatin tho
Not fully tested but from what I gathered it's that
Show me how, roll away from 3 chuds chucking 2 stack of trigger nades each
Show me a clip ill wait 
Lemme boot up stella montis
ok damn
mewgenics doesnt even release in early access
its just a full finished game
This the only one I havent done
Its not hard to play walls and be safer but you'll have a blast when you run into the artillery squads
What even you talkin about
gamers in 2026 when a game releases and it's actually finished:
we takez what we can get
Finish it ya bomboclaat trash can
What did I just say
edmund mcmillen actualy cares lmao
Listen here yah big ass minotaur ass
inb4 mewgenics wrath of the wolf
edmund is awsome pawsome
Edmund McMillen, you little fucker.
You made a shit of piece with your trash Isaac. It’s fucking bad, this trash game. I will become back my money. I hope you will in your next time a cow on a trash farm you sucker.
If you WANT the globe you gon PICK the BERRIES
Find em in raiders caches and then you're breaking into stuff instead
Wild
Then mlk didn't go for nothing
The fuck is this fit
Embark ain't shit
Errbody been wanting that one outfit
From the stella montis pic
And they refuse to give
They waiting on that one they know its finna sell
Where is it
Either premium raider deck or they just waiting lol
I'm heated
she got that chrome dome
Its funny they got dudes with Jupiters in the trailer there too
Ain't a single solitary reason to have a Jupiter on Stella 
@median steeple https://x.com/ironcrakka/status/2010630950733087069
Luke Skywalker was such a good person he felt bad for the people he killed on the death star; Wedge Antilles, being an even better person, knew they deserved it.
amogus
It woulda been more realistic if it was a venator
toro
Shoulda been realistic
One dude with a venator
@median steeple
Two dudes with trigger nades mid throw animation
im such a fucking chud im redownloading skywalker saga again
ik im gona play it for 15m and uninstall
I wanna know
LMFAO
Why is everyone losing their minds over the trailblazer blueprint
Is it really that good?
Trailblazer is nice
ew
I've found like 10 tho, iunno why people would be goin crazy
Not eligible HOE
ey chat
hit level 30
fr
what does elligivle even mean
Fr*nch
LOL
can somonee rub me belly
i'm 40
bro
cl 40
unc
I still wanna smoke nade a room
And just sprint in there and toss a deadline between a trio
how
I don't even care if I die
It's okay bro 40 is still young
I just wanna kill them too
I'm amazed the plastic didn't snap tbh
I JUST NOTICED THE BITE MARKS
real...
LMAO LITERALLY
@ivory marlin Aye look they got you
Everything is a psyop
And everyone wants to sell you something
Humor is dead and it's been killed by profit and product placement
tf does this mean?
TheBurntPeanut comes to the realization that playing video games gets harder after 11 pm due to the unemployed 😭
Like this creature
Once again I become aware of an internet phenomenon that I wanted no part of
make sense
stupid creature
Now I know a man cosplays a peanut for entertainment and I have to keep hearing about it
I saw the poor zealot ignore a med stimm, a health station and then die
Fuck you mean
I used the med stimm on myself to make a point
He's the entire reason the bungulator shit was so prevalent in arc raiders
I fucking know
I wish I didnt fucking know
The only good internet phenomenon is Marcus
you're here in this shit hole
And it argubly CAN get worse
But it rarely beats here
true...
I just don't care but it keeps occupying brain space because culture zeitgeist
Too many names I don't wanna know
holy shit is there only fckkn psykers playing havoz
Oh watch
@misty nova
How did you get this picture of my ex
3am tf2 full of vax medics, direct hit soldiers, and sticky bomb spammers
The next trend is you solo queueing and a grown ass man is gonna meow in your headset
@plush estuary tell the psykers to stop playing havoc they want to crash our game
I don't need another reason to start massacres in my lobbies
Stahp
Psykers are coming to crash YOUR Games, vote for the inquisition today!
And some mf I random queue'd with
I already immediately gunned down anyone who asked me what team I was on when that shit was going on
Dead ass only tried communicating in meows...
what's with y'all having WordArt names in your profiles
what black magic is this
is this Microsoft Word or Discord
I paid money to be different
KILL 7 BILLION PSYKERS
bitch ass
Fuck you too
thanks, me too
Long nose short boogers wide neck ass mf
The way im unloading a big dynamite bundle without hesitation
Go meow in menu
Yeah that's the average dm
don't you be talking about my boogers
I wanna get back into hunt
IT'S JOHN PORK
But brother
ITS JOHN PORK!!!!!!!!!!!
@solar gorge oh dude I saw bots on tf2 again last night
Pvp games with no headphones is hell
Wildly based tbh
I'm hellen keller in that bitch
i haven't seen 1 in yearz
THE FARM IS CALLING, WILL YOU ANSWER
Saw 2 different sets around 3 am my time
If you play hunt without a headset you might as well ring a dinner bell and put your kit in a trade wagon
Hunt is a soundwhore game tbh
Bau
Shit is rough out here
I'd play hunt while listening to music but I still had the sound on for sure
i love drugz
Average black templar fan hiding behind the racism
flammenwerfer
Yeah it's awesome. I love how much effort they put into it
average american trying to speak other languages
Nah, no music. I'm listening for footsteps and gunshots tbh.
This is a flammenwerfer it werfers flammens
Die
I was getting it wrong on purpose you fucken trumpet
When you wallbang a guy just because his footsteps transitioned from wood to metal it's the best feeling in the world
@sullen forge Loud btw
What do you call a car hood again
It was only sometimes, 90% of the time it was just hunt audio
Freak behavior
lmfao
I know a trunk is a "boot" over there yonder seas
Evil scary LMAO
The English are creatures
Who else puts fucking
it caught you....
I miss playing siege sometimes
My fault for having eyes
I'm glad I don't anymore
the beans gave me the wtf
genuinely what the fuck are you playing
Dude I should not play these mods while off of my ass
I'd think beans would fit in a potato more than tuna lmao
But playing siege with my homies like a decade ago was a banger.
Dread Reborn
we got bored asf
Both of our lives are better for it
Is this you?
why did that bitch spin you with an scp cb sound
the screaming? yes
Lmfao
Siege's best days were like the 2 or 3 seasons following operation health
the clip doesn't capture it but it was so loud
Siege corrupts your soul like the one ring
Imo peak siege was right when they added the anti cheat
I was a demon in the red crow days
it was the sound that scared me for how loud it was
S2-s4 was good
That explains alot as to why Jelly got a mullet
Only that level of brain rot could convince a human being to do such a heinous thing
They're made for children tbh
I'm amazed a grown person screamed at a dumb herobrine jumpscare
wont ever catch me running a mullet ever
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Seeing peoples names come up as banned during the name and shame for literally 2 weeks straight after was funny.
The mullet got to him before I did.
I mean knowing what you look like, seeing you with a mullet would probably cause me significant mental strife
This looks right up my alley tbh
Least jelly can rock it
I love ocean based horror
dredge 3d
oh wow Im catching strays today huh
Yeah I love dredge
You been with us for years now
Everybody catch them
Time to listen to Australian man talk about military spending and shower
Have fun chat
Just the theoretical mulleted version of you
imma put on the broccoli cut one day just for you
@ grok give this guy a mullet
Spotted the subnautica player
Boy about to hit you with the lip bite
YOU WILL REGRET THIS
Why lip bite is the thing that exists
What does it imply
GOD i hope the fallout show keeps killing new vegas characters just to make people mad
Jesus Christ
unironically yes
Brother man is pale enough to flashbang the sun
fallout fans are the worst 💀
ramen hair
yeah ikr, who's playing tennis in 2026
The only good tennis is table tennis
God bless oblivion

I fucking HOPE they keep the bugs in the Fo3 and NV remasters
on a side note
i dont think bethesda games are for me
like
at all
not even on ue5
tbf pretty sure he's got a fuckload of zinc/sunscreen on and that's lightening him up a bit
but only a bit
They are a bit... shallow, I guess?
Chat is it better to be balding or entirely bald
And I don't need that kind of griefing in my life.
I mean, they can have some funky systems to work with, but the general experience is kind of coated in that Bethesda Magic™
Aka
bethesda games are sandboxes, you either like the sandbox or you don't
Hope the modders make this shit playable
Their strength is less in the individual systems, and more in how they all exist in the same game
gigachad combover
I mean it depends on the headshape
So you got a game where you can steal, but not too complicated, have a wanted system, but not too complicated, have melee/ranged/magic combat, but not too complicated, have an open world, but not too complicated




