zealot-class

[eager topaz]

This tree alright? I'm packing a crusher with this one

Also which Mk of combat shotgun do you guys prefer?

[glossy nimbus]

agri

[hearty nebula]

tbh

theyre called sleep token bc they music so mid it put u to sleep...

[drowsy steppe]

TRUE

[plush estuary]

looks fine but 1 part of not having stun immunity. No thy wrath be switft will be rough

maybe remove blinded by blood or the cdr on kill node on fury imo

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/ApVRxISe_Bw @delicate shadow So this wasn't a cover. It was a job interview.

[hearty nebula]

we should kill corey taylor tbh

great cover tho

[delicate shadow]

holy shit

poppin off

[visual stream]

You could not imagine my disappointment when I tried listening to them after seeing their merch looking cool

Or maybe you could Idk

The music's shit so I feel like a lot of people experienced that actually

[hearty nebula]

I can

[eager topaz]

Yeah I like having it but I'm still thinking what I can do without

[hearty nebula]

I was extremely disappointed with it

Genuinely I don't comprehend why people glaze sleep token, maybe they're all newheads or some shit

[eager topaz]

Thy Wrath be Swift is such a great QoL talent

[eager topaz]

Prime target?

Oh my bad that's toughness

Got rid of Blinded by Blood

[carmine lance]

not sure how I feel about fatmangus

yeah it's goofy

it works

but the damage feels off

[plush estuary]

are you sprint poking?

[carmine lance]

yes

when the opportunity presents itself at least

i'll give it a couple more goes

[plush estuary]

Try rampage blessing if you don't have it

[carmine lance]

true, I've been using wrath because too lazy to swap off the relic blade I use for havoc

getting another good relic blade purely so i don't need to stop by hadron

[plush estuary]

I use wrath rampage

[carmine lance]

i like to use cranial grounding wrath, but I suppose the two together are good for mk2

[plush estuary]

I don't really see much value in cranial

[carmine lance]

more weakspot damage and just keeps the heat going longer

[plush estuary]

Weakspot damage is okay, the decrease heat is fine but if I wanted more heat uptime I'd use overload

[carmine lance]

fair

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-gif-20949327

[carmine lance]

I'm curious, is there any reason fatmangus uses mk2 over mk10

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/noticing-gif-12761641764464540176

[spare talon]

Cuz the mk2 is the better one

[carmine lance]

i see

the upper cut makes that much of a difference?

[plush estuary]

2 is more fun

Has a moveset you need to think about

[hearty nebula]

glurp

[solid current]

idk if it was intended as such but the idea of putting chimes on your weapon to dingle as you swing is real neato

very zealot

wheres the hollow-headed hammer that gongs whenever i overhead a crusher

[hard nexus]

the hammer already kinda sings when u swing and hit with it

it’s very subtle but very cool

[plush estuary]

When you swing the hammer the hammer is swinging

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cardboard-punch-silly-cat-silly-gif-8249771488252948329

[hard nexus]

what

ainz why is ur brain soup

i can see it leaking out of ur ears,

[hearty nebula]

di you know

when u do the thing the thing

the thing happens

because you did the thing and the thing happening happens

because

before

it wasnt happening thing

but now

you do thing and thing

[pliant ice]

https://tenor.com/view/zuh-cat-dumb-high-dum-gif-12855775891779650799

[hearty nebula]

thing happen

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-kitty-eyes-noticing-gif-10806232548943166923

[plush estuary]

F

[hearty nebula]

epic embed

[plush estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254462562003714239/1375781247309320222/RDT_20250513_021604.mp4?ex=69657462&is=696422e2&hm=ad9c261da49f77969f2cf877dc74417ff097a03357e4a44a2bdd3be514f94b00&

[carmine lance]

that is fair

It honestly is growing on me

[hearty nebula]

it looks fun and it seems like

more open to accessing specific attacks compared to mk10

[carmine lance]

just need to get used to switch to the sweeping heavies

[trail walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-wiggle-mrrp-nya-colon-three-gif-27633901

[lofty python]

Holy peak

[wraith halo]

the fate of all fools.......

or is that the tall tale

[nimble fiber]

the argussy has reached port

[sullen forge]

The most dumb fucking video I found on my Timeline tonight

[wraith halo]

what

why is that in your tl

[plush estuary]

Wooden shield > strongest stand

[pliant ice]

you mean awesome

[deft badge]

@solar gorge @heady rapids recluse remembrance done

Which makes 3 for today and only 3 left

[sullen forge]

Shitpost 2077

[plush estuary]

Also

[sullen forge]

Truth nuke

[plush estuary]

I just learned that you can dodge snipers with the sprint dodge thing

I can't double check it

[sullen forge]

What the 20* angle?

[plush estuary]

40°

[wraith halo]

Really?

[sullen forge]

Recall path had a video on it

[plush estuary]

I was under the impression that it was an attack that needed dodge frames

[sullen forge]

Obviously cut from the guide

[plush estuary]

I never noticed it

[sullen forge]

Iirc that very specific angle

Dodges all ranged

As long as you have stamina

[plush estuary]

But what counts at ranged

Flamers?

Plasma?

[sullen forge]

I

Fantastic question

[wraith halo]

It would probably avoid the actual attack of the flamer but not the fire it leaves on the ground

[sullen forge]

I know Shooters, Gunners, shotgunners, snipers are yes can be dodged

But the others? Especially flamer

Flamer is a no

That’s from experience

Plasma though?

You probably still get hit with the debuff

But idk about damage

Should test with Plasma though

[plush estuary]

I don't think it's worth testing to actually use it

But it'd be funny to know

Also

1k

Yippee

[delicate shadow]

congrats!

[wraith halo]

Still nuts that you did that

[plush estuary]

Am doing a scum one next

Racing a friend

We're doing melee scum rot red on baross

[wraith halo]

gl lol

[delicate shadow]

do an Ogryn solo

[ivory marlin]

Morgott aint got shit on me

[wraith halo]

Solo is not for me

[ivory marlin]

FUCK this fuck ass dungeon im in tho fr on god

[plush estuary]

Ogryn just can't handle specials in solos

Compared to the other classes

[delicate shadow]

I'd figured as much

[plush estuary]

It's possible

But just the specials will be 2x as hard

Knife rumbler with rush probably be best bet

Rock blitz

[deft badge]

What's your favorite weapon in elden ring

[obsidian prairie]

Godslayers GS

[plush estuary]

Club

Bonk

[deft badge]

Ngl never really used it

[deft badge]

Big club or small club

Does ER even have the big club

[obsidian prairie]

Its just made for me

Faithscaling ultragreatsword with accelerated lights

[deft badge]

Tbh I do not like how it looks

I equipped it

[obsidian prairie]

And very silly AoW

[deft badge]

Swung it a few times

And went back to my other big sword on my strength build

[plush estuary]

One of the early ones, was small iirc

Been a few years

[obsidian prairie]

Its goofy enough that it loops back to being cool

Especially with the AoW

[deft badge]

That sounds correct

[sullen forge]

Can we just put Grigori Weaver Black ops in the next thumbnail for no reason lmao

[deft badge]

I don't remember if ER has the tree club

[plush estuary]

Maybe

[deft badge]

It probably does

[obsidian prairie]

I wish godslayer had more enemies than one reskin of a fire monk and the most bastard bosses created

[deft badge]

They're fine tbh

They're just lame OnS

I like that every souls game has an OnS fight and they never actually match the OG hype

[obsidian prairie]

Which is weird

Because the only hype they have is the intro cutscene

[deft badge]

They're a great fight in 1 tbf

[obsidian prairie]

And memes I guess

[deft badge]

They're like

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/louseinurhouse-louseinyourhouse-louse-lousey-looking-gif-4451852793366416105

[deft badge]

Like they're the first real fight

[plush estuary]

Gaming snake

[deft badge]

I think my next ER run is gonna be flamberge into milady

[ivory marlin]

i hate this dungeon lowkey

gargoyles gotta be the worst enemy type in er

this the fit tho

[delicate shadow]

I've not played it

I should get it tho

[deft badge]

I think you'd like it

[ivory marlin]

Ive liked it so far

A whole lot more than i thought

[deft badge]

More is apt

It's a very large game

[delicate shadow]

I liked the soulsborne games before it so yea I'd assume so

I still need to finish sekiro actually

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble12-pibble-frenchie-mulch-gif-1096860751149709460

[stuck thicket]

https://youtu.be/Fin1E3OJPJ8?si=cC-x0ptT15UHxx8C

”i have my whole life ahead of me” NO YOU DON’T. EOCHAID’S DANCING BLADE IS COMING.

[ivory marlin]

Man

I regret

Not leveling vigor

[twin wagon]

Vigor check.

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/artillery-witch-trench-crusade-nuke-gif-4211280572650669723

[ivory marlin]

I got vigor checked when i first fought mimic tear

It was really embarrassing

[twin wagon]

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

I uh

Yeah

[ivory marlin]

Oh this is technically wrong

[plush estuary]

Feddy 5 nite

[ivory marlin]

-5 from dex

Im wearing the talisman

[obsidian prairie]

What are you doing with 38 endurance

What are you trying to light roll in

[deft badge]

I'm ngl I run 40 end as a force of habit

[ivory marlin]

Im on medium roll rn

[stuck thicket]

trip on a pebble and you dead

is this the worst build ever

[obsidian prairie]

The fuck are you wearing

[deft badge]

Actually yeah

[stuck thicket]

are you wearing fuckin bull goat

[stuck thicket]

or something

[deft badge]

Why do you have 21 vigor and 38 end

[obsidian prairie]

You could be wearing soooooo much more right now

[stuck thicket]

ngl

[ivory marlin]

i have had 0 help basically

im very very blind

[stuck thicket]

delete your save.

bricked

[ivory marlin]

:(

[ivory marlin]

but drip

[obsidian prairie]

Get heavier drip

Banished knight armor or smth

[deft badge]

I love how varied souls playstyles are

[ivory marlin]

i could wear that one armor that looks fat but it forces me into heavy roll while still being medium load

[obsidian prairie]

That has big red cloak

[ivory marlin]

do i have access?

[obsidian prairie]

And is really easy to farm

Just go to dragon communion church in caelid

[ivory marlin]

i like

[obsidian prairie]

2 spawn outside

[ivory marlin]

just beat morgott

took me 7 attempts

but i was awesome and swag and after learning i had to parry 3 times went hitless

[obsidian prairie]

Have you killed the bigass dragon in caelid yet

[ivory marlin]

the reason my vigor is so low is cuz i thought to myself if i could just parry im chilling

[obsidian prairie]

The really really big one

[ivory marlin]

which has so far been true

yeah

i also have the one talisman right next to it

[ivory marlin]

im running it cuz i get one shot regardless

would much rather more dmg

[ivory marlin]

OH those guys

i have the hood?

yeah thats the only bit i have

[obsidian prairie]

If you want some heavy armor with big cloak they're it

[ivory marlin]

i like their fit

im using the fire monks gloves and boots cuz the first one i killed dropped both

origonally i was only wearing the exiled set cuz i thought it looked cool

but now i got the vulgar militia hat

and its swag

[lofty python]

Man take that shit off

[ivory marlin]

:(

[twin wagon]

Keep your shirt on sparky

[lofty python]

Lookin like a metal cock

[deft badge]

You just wanna see the mf naked

[twin wagon]

We making sc2 references

[ivory marlin]

Im kinda fitted bruh you’re just a hater

[lofty python]

Nah

[lofty python]

Kinda isnt a definite or a absolute

[ivory marlin]

Im absolutely fitted

Cica am i fitted or nah?

[ivory marlin]

@copper hawk

[lofty python]

Im sorry dude you look like a metal cock to me

[frosty herald]

Easiest farm is the mohg bird

[ivory marlin]

Thats the point?

[ivory marlin]

For armor

[frosty herald]

Also the caelid knights dont drop the full set

[lofty python]

Oh peak then

[deft badge]

Genuinely I think this says more about you

[twin wagon]

That's cockist

[ivory marlin]

I aint a rune farming bitch for my blind run

[obsidian prairie]

General chat leak

[lofty python]

https://tenor.com/view/bubbles-trailer-park-boys-tin-man-gif-19551701

[deft badge]

They do cause I farmed the entire set off of them

[frosty herald]

The ones in the mountains drop the full set

The unaltered one

[lofty python]

Reminded me of this from trailer park boys

[deft badge]

You can alter it yourself

[ivory marlin]

I just want the torso ngl

Im chillin with cock hat

And im guessing its the same poise as fire monk

[lofty python]

Cock hat has magical powers!!!

Everyone get a cock hat?

[acoustic dune]

Where tf am i

Is this zeal chat?

[lofty python]

No this is gen chat

[ivory marlin]

I have a cock hat

[deft badge]

Unironically tho what's the point of heavy armor

If you're running 21 vigor

[ivory marlin]

@acoustic dune

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/satono-diamond-uma-musume-lick-licking-gif-1120995586170710369

[frosty herald]

Ermm

You cant alter the knight set

[acoustic dune]

Balls between yo legs

[deft badge]

Yes you can Yam, I've done it

[lofty python]

Bonesaw must collect all cock hats and stack the hats on eachother to make one large cock to hat them all

[twin wagon]

Knify don't sniff Maxine

[deft badge]

It was my chosen armor set for a long time

[frosty herald]

You have to specifically get the one in the mountain for unaltered

[lofty python]

Wtf???? Racist????

[acoustic dune]

Wh why

[deft badge]

No you don't Yam

You can alter it

[weak hull]

Cuz Maxine smells like yams

[twin wagon]

Not racist, I just know what he is

[frosty herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124335205650538509/1283126260775784529/bonk_loop.gif

[lofty python]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[acoustic dune]

@frosty herald

[lofty python]

Who he

[ivory marlin]

Yall hating my build is crazy

[acoustic dune]

Is this true @frosty herald you smell like maxime

[twin wagon]

knify is a Foot snooper

[ivory marlin]

I think im doing good for a blind run

[lofty python]

Shhhhh cockyhat

[weak hull]

I'll call the pound on you

[acoustic dune]

NO HES NOT

[deft badge]

I'm ngl dude bleed builds are super "this is my first er run" and I'm trying very hard not to judge you

[lofty python]

Racist

[twin wagon]

I have irrefutable evidence of his nature

[ivory marlin]

I kinda want to try out cold or smth soon

[twin wagon]

Guilty

[lofty python]

Knify should sniff @acoustic dune’s stink

[ivory marlin]

I want this build more towards crit

And poise

[acoustic dune]

A Manul took control over my discord

[weak hull]

Dog girlist

[ivory marlin]

And bleed is just goofy chunk dmg atm

[lofty python]

Wruff wruff!!

[acoustic dune]

I do every day

[obsidian prairie]

Aren't like most bosses immune to cold or smth

[lofty python]

Kill yourself with soap and water now

[obsidian prairie]

Or is that some other dumb element

[lofty python]

(Take a shower)

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/self-control-type-bark-woof-gif-9489710035771535173

[weak hull]

I'm gonna spray you with a hose

[acoustic dune]

I do unlike some body here

[lofty python]

Who? @weak hull?

[lofty python]

Grrrrr

[acoustic dune]

@frosty herald

[weak hull]

I indeed do not shower, nurgle would love me less if I did

[lofty python]

Tongue bathe him

[twin wagon]

Nurgle bathes daily.

[ivory marlin]

@deft badge is cold a good status to try out rn? I just hit the uhhhhhh giant mountains

[weak hull]

In a sewer maybe

[deft badge]

Iirc very

[acoustic dune]

Yamato is gonna kill me with all the ping

[obsidian prairie]

Cold is weird and uncommon

[twin wagon]

Noobato

[ivory marlin]

Oh swag ok

[lofty python]

Kill you by making you clean him

[weak hull]

Have you ever been tested?

[lofty python]

For what?

[weak hull]

A lot of things

[acoustic dune]

@twin wagon send this fool to spain

[lofty python]

Name them

[lofty python]

Id rather not

[twin wagon]

Wait has anyone made a smell like wet dog joke?
We have to canine related users in this chat

[frosty herald]

I dont want to be asociated with people from gen chat

[weak hull]

Rabies, heart worm, other parasites

[weak hull]

I make this joke daily to the dog girl

[acoustic dune]

Ah that explain the out freaking of zeal chat

[lofty python]

I have none

[acoustic dune]

Remind me of being in mox server

[twin wagon]

YOU ARE COMONG TO SPAIN🤲

[lofty python]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-time-skip-time-phantom-cigar-gif-6933960479127071462

No

[twin wagon]

I will leave the typo

[ivory marlin]

Parry window weird on black flame monks

Hold up gotta lock in

[twin wagon]

And I'll make it about knify

@acoustic dune You smell like wet wolp

[lofty python]

Wraff

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1458839609143333099/togif.gif

[twin wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/226478710407168000/1458710734132215991/The_Tide.gif

WOE DARKTIDE UPON YOU

[acoustic dune]

Wait a min....

[acoustic dune]

WHY IS THERE WOMEN IN ZEAL CHAT

[twin wagon]

There's been women in zealot chat since day 1 Knify

Darcy was here

[ivory marlin]

This is how i feel should my ER build here but add in sad gobo cuz i thought it was decent

[twin wagon]

mlp

[lofty python]

Im coming !!!!

[acoustic dune]

Translation: "I will be a beautiful trans woman in 3 years"

[drowsy steppe]

shes still here

[acoustic dune]

The manul ghost got me again

[twin wagon]

Darcy is eternal

[drowsy steppe]

its kinda an open secret which is her alt account lol

[frosty herald]

Cat

[lofty python]

What darcy?

[twin wagon]

The Veteran Goddess

[acoustic dune]

Whose Darcy?

[twin wagon]

Queen of rants

[obsidian prairie]

Winning

[lofty python]

Where darcy go

[acoustic dune]

IT WASNT ME

[twin wagon]

Oracle of the great nerf

[lofty python]

Why

[deft badge]

I'm darky

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/QArPR__RukM @delicate shadow did I show you this before. @deft badge I think you'll like this one too

[acoustic dune]

Dw twin I'm trying my hardest here to make him realise -the manul

[obsidian prairie]

Que

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-scream-help-me-help-rogue-one-gif-13046895493181952585

HELP ME

[lofty python]

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-mgs5-metalgearsolid-metalgearsolid5-skullface-gif-27603374

[acoustic dune]

HELP

[obsidian prairie]

What is happening

[deft badge]

8 minute song

[lofty python]

https://tenor.com/view/pain-phantom-the-the-phantom-pain-metallic-gear-poopy-gif-17171818497153652964

[acoustic dune]

HE IS FULLY WILLING .

[deft badge]

Wtf mal are you sending me opeth

[acoustic dune]

I'm his boyfriend I keep stealing his phone lol

[drowsy steppe]

is prog metal man

[lofty python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331455892390154291/1359437806723928114/stressedSmoke-160-transparent.gif

[lofty python]

Ew wtf

[acoustic dune]

Everytime I stare at this server on his phone I'm. Very confused

[obsidian prairie]

You should be

[deft badge]

Genchat user experiences image perms, immediately educates us on why they dont have them

[obsidian prairie]

General chat invasion is ongoing

[lofty python]

Boyfriend? Happy relationship in darktide? Fucking disgusting

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/320556017672912897/1455914594320126106/tumblr_7955e20ddf162ed3ecaab80a9f6f7d3c_65f4e65c_75.gif

[frosty herald]

Tale as old as time

[obsidian prairie]

Anyway, have fun with the forcefem adventure

[acoustic dune]

THE MANUL IS SAYING THING AGAIN

[acoustic dune]

Thank uuuu !!

HELP ME

HELP

[weak hull]

So uh...whas the build

[lofty python]

Might stay out of spite then

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/bomba-boomba-graggy-tippey-gif-15748946676040016190

[obsidian prairie]

Misercorde

And parry

[deft badge]

Who knows, maybe you'll learn basic decency

[stuck thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/pallas-cat-manul-sun-daniang-brush-brushed-gif-1776594574506011763

[ivory marlin]

Buckler shield and miséricorde with the blood ash rn but might swap to cold

[lofty python]

Far fetched

[twin wagon]

Wait is that Lobotomy corp

[deft badge]

The build in question

[stuck thicket]

(yes)

im netza

[ivory marlin]

Im slowly leveling vigor

[obsidian prairie]

If you do that you can drop all your arcane into vigor

[deft badge]

Hypothetical build next run

[weak hull]

So your based asf, got it, I would recommend not using an element on your cord since I'm assuming you're mostly using it for ripostes, higher number = fatter riposte

[lofty python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102974371615739985/1433926768410235070/blackhole.gif

[ivory marlin]

Really?

[drowsy steppe]

ay just cuz Obama's black..

[ivory marlin]

The only issue is im only built in to parrys without the bleed as backup

[lofty python]

Its made from a image of a blackhole

[acoustic dune]

OK the manul spirit stop bothering me

[ivory marlin]

What

[acoustic dune]

Send in the concrete

[obsidian prairie]

Nvm I lied it goes into int

[frosty herald]

What are you doing for bosses that cant be parried?

[twin wagon]

Obamacares.

[ivory marlin]

Breaking repose with heavies

[frosty herald]

Hmm

[drowsy steppe]

fascinating to think the light from the blackhole has been traveling for billions of years just to get to us

[ivory marlin]

Worked for radahn

[weak hull]

Just parry more (or use a thrusting sword with rot)

[ivory marlin]

Killed him before phase 2

[weak hull]

Looking at you anspur

I kid tho

[frosty herald]

I would get the knight greatsword so you have a decent weapon besides miscorde

[weak hull]

Do whatever makes you happy my sir

[acoustic dune]

We are it's special little pog champ

[lofty python]

Shhhhh tou too pog rn…….

[frosty herald]

Stancing miscorde left hand and great epee on right hand

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451631560827994112/1350902980614033428/ride.gif

[frosty herald]

So you have the miscorde ash of war but good damage

[weak hull]

Definitely nab a hammer/flail/greatsword for this part

Something with nasty stance dmg

[ivory marlin]

Also

[weak hull]

Cuz if you're stance breaking with a cord I respect you deeply

[ivory marlin]

Ig this is a hot take

[weak hull]

That sounds like ass

[delicate shadow]

you did not, goes hard

[ivory marlin]

I didn’t like the parry dagger

[weak hull]

Buckler parry has the best frames

[lofty python]

Hi aqular

[acoustic dune]

We got gen chat visiting

[delicate shadow]

heya mxeen

[lofty python]

Ban @acoustic dune i dont like how it spoke to me

[ivory marlin]

Biggest issue was dragonic tree sentinel

[acoustic dune]

This is true

[ivory marlin]

Hated him

[deft badge]

Anyway I like it but I don't have super strong thoughts otherwise rn

[ivory marlin]

I was having hit reg issues tho

[weak hull]

Not being able to riposte while using a riposte build, I can see the issue

[obsidian prairie]

Dragonic tree Sentinel is kinda ass

Vigor checks everything no matter what

[lofty python]

Grrr ban! Ban! Ban! Ban? Nab!!

[weak hull]

DTS can suck my balls

[ivory marlin]

My issue was that like

[frosty herald]

It has less parry frames than buckler

[ivory marlin]

Hits that hit before wouldn’t , for both of us

[delicate shadow]

tbh that actually makes sense lol

[acoustic dune]

Chat mpreg this fool

[ivory marlin]

And so i didn’t know where i was actually safe

[weak hull]

Parry dagger and buckler parry are the best physical options,
Golden/Carian retaliation for spells
Anything else is throwing or pure skill

[deft badge]

Don't do that you're only giving them what they want.

[ivory marlin]

I was using the samurais up until morgott basically

[lofty python]

You mpreg yourself

[acoustic dune]

OK...
Wpreg that fool

[lofty python]

It is you who are the fool

[deft badge]

I like rift shield ngl

[ivory marlin]

My friend was like “dude go get the bucklers its gonna feel so much better”

[acoustic dune]

Just parry

[weak hull]

I don't use a shield outside of the one singular time I used a shield

It was for promised consort before they nerfed him

[ivory marlin]

Thats what im saying

One of my friends is pissed im decent at parrying

[weak hull]

He ain't wrong

Buckler has a lot more parry frames than base parry

[deft badge]

I fought PCR the same way I played the entirety of ER the first time

Guts Sword Lion's Claw

[acoustic dune]

Imagine needing a crutch

[twin wagon]

Crutch

[frosty herald]

Jelly reportedly tries to go into unsheath stance with the meteoric ore blade

[ivory marlin]

What are those words

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-crying-gif-11974388110825871988

[ivory marlin]

Chat key word of my run

Blind

[deft badge]

You have the dlc?

[ivory marlin]

I have 0 knowledge outside of recluse gameplay

[ivory marlin]

Nah but i will soon

[twin wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1377776045943554110/1390978781283352586/togif.gif

[deft badge]

You'll learn eventually then

[weak hull]

Chat I wanna mention meteoric blade has like my favorite katana heavy attacks

[ivory marlin]

Saw a helmet i wanted and my friend told me it was dlc

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-gif-2379897567703251318

[twin wagon]

Let Bonesaw have his blind run

No spoilers

[deft badge]

Yeah

[lofty python]

Sometimes i feel too less ouppy

[deft badge]

I don't believe in spoiling souls for people

[ivory marlin]

I got told if i find this one boss all on my own ill get gifted the dlc

But it sounded like gibberish

[deft badge]

Whats the name?

[ivory marlin]

Honestly i can’t remember

[deft badge]

Nice

[ivory marlin]

But the call started giggling

So im guessing its notoriously hard to find withouthelp

[deft badge]

I wish you knew the name tbh

[ivory marlin]

Ill ask

[obsidian prairie]

Is it gonna be fotissax or smth

[frosty herald]

I already know

[obsidian prairie]

Or placidusax

[ivory marlin]

Yes

Them

[deft badge]

Lmfao

[frosty herald]

LOL

[obsidian prairie]

Yep

Knew it was an ancient dragon

[deft badge]

Good luck buddy

[obsidian prairie]

Fuck ass French names

Evil language

[ivory marlin]

Yeah so if i find him i get the dlc free

[obsidian prairie]

seault should be more than one sound

[ivory marlin]

All these fucking monks are just droppinv they boots and hood

[frosty herald]

Good luck jelly

All im gonna say

[twin wagon]

Avignon
Roussillon

[acoustic dune]

@obsidian prairie what should I do about the manul spirit it keep possessing me

[ivory marlin]

On the armor drops or finding the boss

[twin wagon]

Almost forgot the French special ç

[obsidian prairie]

Obey

[frosty herald]

Finding the boss

[ivory marlin]

I might have an idea

But i fear im wrong

[obsidian prairie]

I looked it up and the description is a paragraph

[deft badge]

I think i found him by accident the first time

[obsidian prairie]

Just to find the bastard

[deft badge]

But I really like exploring

[obsidian prairie]

What's the idea

[frosty herald]

Its actually piss easy if you know where to look

[obsidian prairie]

"If you know where to find it its easy to find it"

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/661970500171464745/1031929339903758448/image000005.gif

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-truth-nuke-lego-batman-lego-batman-legacy-of-the-dark-knight-batman-explosive-gel-explosive-gel-gif-4134384040592015358

[ivory marlin]

somewhere here. just cuz idk how to get up the collapsed bridge past the canibal

[glad ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/the-ravages-of-time-chinese-wisdom-as-a-snipe-and-a-clam-wisdom-zhang-liao-gif-16815870725631566737

[obsidian prairie]

Have fun i guess

[ivory marlin]

Guys the drip is a bit better now

[stuck thicket]

chem exam in 25 minutes

[deft badge]

I really gotta stop drinking till 4am

[stuck thicket]

aura

[glad ermine]

Good luck

[ivory marlin]

Ignore the dead guy

I took his gloves

[deft badge]

Adds atmosphere

[obsidian prairie]

Wait you down there

Go fight the apostle

Right now

[glad ermine]

Gonna get shit faced this weekend, been too long

[obsidian prairie]

And steal the sword

[ivory marlin]

Already did

A bit ago actually

Like right after i beat radahn

[drowsy steppe]

the other one says your son calls me mom

[deft badge]

I have been for the last week and I don't think it's a good habit to form.

[obsidian prairie]

My beloved godslayers greatsword

[frosty herald]

I wish elden ring had the millwood set

[acoustic dune]

NO PREASE NO

[trail walrus]

Hey good one

[trail walrus]

WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?!?!

[deft badge]

I wish elden ring had the faraam set

[glad ermine]

Eh, not much of a habbit more than it is an occasional disaster i like causing myself

[frosty herald]

Fire knight greatsword>

[ivory marlin]

I kinda want to use the magma wyrm scalesword

[obsidian prairie]

Does that one have the accel moveset

[ivory marlin]

Maybe in a different run

[deft badge]

Some of the hardest drip in dark souls

[obsidian prairie]

I heard its similar/a bit better

[drowsy steppe]

love when metal songs uses uncommon structures like this

[deft badge]

Id reccomend you cephalic carnage but idk if youd like them

They're jazz influenced goregrindy type stuff

[drowsy steppe]

i'll listen!

[deft badge]

https://youtu.be/KM1yhU0dBFM?si=Wpm6eOTSj7ekD_0K

[frosty herald]

Yeah

Btw

[obsidian prairie]

Exposure to one of my psychotic acquaintances allows me to comprehend this

[frosty herald]

It used to be able to stunlock

It had a slightly higher stagger on hit than godslayer ugs

[obsidian prairie]

Neat

[glad ermine]

Peep this instrumental
https://youtu.be/kQxSisdLcnc?si=Yoajt2tqal4hbkAp

[obsidian prairie]

Godslayer looks better though

And fits the vibe

Sooooo

[deft badge]

An I like genuinely cannot listen to this band

[weak hull]

I use this for my wylder and get clowned on all the time because "duhhh, artorias better, dur dur duhhhh"

[glad ermine]

Oh aight

[deft badge]

I'm sorry dude but I can't stand them ideologically

So I can't support what they make

[obsidian prairie]

What they do

[ivory marlin]

can he move or nah

[obsidian prairie]

Go find out

[glad ermine]

I get that, though i'm afraid that's a good 50%+ of undergound BM/DM atp xd

[deft badge]

I swap between all his outfits, personally

[ivory marlin]

I cant back stab

Why would you say that

[stuck thicket]

destroy psykers

[deft badge]

That's fine, I don't need to listen to human trash make music.

[stuck thicket]

kill them

[weak hull]

I use that one for him and then I use ringfinger for ironeye

[stuck thicket]

kill the witches

KILL. ALL. FUCKING. PSYKERS

[drowsy steppe]

reminds me of some of archspire stuff

[obsidian prairie]

Oh are they just nazis or something

[drowsy steppe]

i fw the bpm changes

[deft badge]

Yes

[drowsy steppe]

🤐

[obsidian prairie]

Damn I thought it would be interesting

[deft badge]

I like CC, they do interesting stuff and afaik they aren't nazis

[drowsy steppe]

I cant ever support known nazis in any shape or form

[weak hull]

Idk, I separate the art from the artist, ffs I read H.P Lovecraft often but I'm not out here naming my cat the N word and being horribly racist

[deft badge]

I am related to people who died in camps, so

[drowsy steppe]

Im not even white so Im already hated by default

[ivory marlin]

Not a fan of fat guy with basin hat

[glossy nimbus]

Yeah I hate purple men like you

[ivory marlin]

His whip looks cool tho

[deft badge]

I do not.

[glossy nimbus]

You man behind the Slaughter

[drowsy steppe]

monster

[obsidian prairie]

Oh I'm ancestally shafted that way
North american native on one side
(Non practicing) Jewish on the other

[weak hull]

Completely fair, you're not required to at all

[glossy nimbus]

Catachan

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-purple-guy-peepaw-gif-24730406

[glossy nimbus]

Can you make it snow pls

[obsidian prairie]

No

[glossy nimbus]

Lies

Make it snow

[obsidian prairie]

It hasn't snowed where I'm at yet

[deft badge]

There are a lot of artists i listened to and I simply do not anymore, like Crystal Castles

[glad ermine]

It's a discussion that is so subjective it goes nowhere anytime it is had, which is why it doesn't boil down to objective good/bad. I've been in the metal scene for literal decades now and i understand

[obsidian prairie]

And I'm in far pnw

[deft badge]

I miss them sometimes

[glossy nimbus]

But you control the weather

Make it snow

[obsidian prairie]

Nah

[glossy nimbus]

I hate you

[obsidian prairie]

I like the rain better anyway

Rain is nice

[weak hull]

That's why I smack a big ol sticky note on it that says "up to personal opinion" and leave it at that

[glossy nimbus]

Can I have 5 billion dollars

[glad ermine]

Yeah

[ivory marlin]

new strat just dropped

[obsidian prairie]

Moral support jellyfish

[weak hull]

I want you to imagine, horse

Running by him

[glossy nimbus]

Is that poop divers

[obsidian prairie]

I love my moral support skeletal militiamen

[ivory marlin]

If i run

I lose out on chance of his whip

[ivory marlin]

And i cant have his whip

[weak hull]

Alternatively

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/w04vygx0ApI I fw Shadow of Intent a lot, they heavily blend orchestral elements with alot of heaviness

[obsidian prairie]

Wish I had nitro for stuff like this but paying for discord is icky

Thats also a terrible crop like

We are going to starve

[deft badge]

I will get to this eventually

Tbh I reslly need to actuslly go to bed

[weak hull]

Just double checking , that the mf outside the catacombs?

[deft badge]

And listening to upbeat stuff is not the move rn

[drowsy steppe]

lol thas ok 🫡

[weak hull]

Ye ye alr

Good luck on your whip farm sweet bonesaw

You'll either be there for a while or finish in the next 5 minutes

[ivory marlin]

yeah

[deft badge]

Fat boy armor

[ivory marlin]

I wanted the whip

[weak hull]

Try again

Tough grace and go fight him again

[ivory marlin]

So true

[weak hull]

Also eat silver feet

[weak hull]

If you aren't

[ivory marlin]

Oh really?

[glad ermine]

Darkthrone time

[ivory marlin]

I shoulda guessed since gold are rune drops

[drowsy steppe]

I mean if I get the chance to be Matthew Lillard

[weak hull]

Yeah

[weak hull]

Silver is item discovery/item drop

[obsidian prairie]

Can we not

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/william-afton-steve-raglan-steve-raglan-explosion-steve-raglan-dies-william-afton-explosion-gif-5505651357237261164

[weak hull]

Gold is feet

For runes

[deft badge]

The last thing I was listening to of my own volition was system of a down tbh

[ivory marlin]

Woah 60k runes

[obsidian prairie]

Cartoon vocalist

[ivory marlin]

I can put another level in dex now 😈

[deft badge]

Genuinely I'm not sure i dislike any song they have

[obsidian prairie]

Not saying anything negative

But their vocalist is a cartoon character

[ivory marlin]

Finally hit 700 hp

[stuck thicket]

this is true

like you arent even lying

[deft badge]

Serj seems like an interesting guy tbh

I don't know a lot about him

But i know he seems to care about the right things

[stuck thicket]

he does

like 90% of soad music is political

[deft badge]

Yes.

[twin wagon]

Politics...bad?

[drowsy steppe]

him and the guitarist guy

[deft badge]

Politics tiring.

Three letter agencies bad.

[twin wagon]

[acoustic dune]

mpreg

[heady rapids]

gm

[hearty nebula]

pyrocinical armor

[deft badge]

Gn

[heady rapids]

fair enough

[deft badge]

I did uh

Recluse

Remembrance

[heady rapids]

nice

I've 0 games on her

[ivory marlin]

Enemies i can 1 shot shouldnt need more than 1 parry to poise break

[deft badge]

She's neat tbh

[heady rapids]

What's the gravity cocktail combo

[ivory marlin]

What are these feeding these demi humans

[deft badge]

I have no fucking idea

I just

[heady rapids]

back to the mines with you

[ivory marlin]

Baby

[deft badge]

Didn't care to learn lmfao

[ivory marlin]

Bortion

[drowsy steppe]

mmm why do I have 2 sleep mid songs in my playlist 💀

[deft badge]

I never have to play her again

[hearty nebula]

damn

we have 2 kill u now

[deft badge]

So far I'm still in the "yeah i should only play Wylder" camp

I like her more than raider and guardian

[drowsy steppe]

[deft badge]

I think more than Duchess?

Defo more than Iron Eye

She has a neat gimmick

But i don't like playing casters

[heady rapids]

I've been trying to get the cat to eat something and idk if it does when I'm not looking or not

but it straight up just lives behind the couch

[hearty nebula]

excuse me while i go listen to my cyber/futurepunk slop playlist

i will be back to shit on sleep token when im back

[ivory marlin]

this is a boss arena

i can smell i

it

[deft badge]

Its been what, a day? 2 days?

[heady rapids]

2 days

[deft badge]

Idk

[heady rapids]

±

[deft badge]

Give it time

Maybe try hand feeding it tube food at some point

[heady rapids]

It's a fairly large cat

[weak hull]

Lightning, fire, magic

[deft badge]

I mean the treats

Like tuna flavored paste

[drowsy steppe]

slop playlist...

[heady rapids]

oh yeah I've been thinking of getting treats

[deft badge]

Cats love that shit ime

[ivory marlin]

Fog……

[drowsy steppe]

Ive a playlist one for metal/rock and the other is for pop music and whatever

[ivory marlin]

Foreboding

[weak hull]

HAH

Go forward

No balls

[deft badge]

These things

[hearty nebula]

true

[deft badge]

My cat took a minute to adjust to new environments tho

[hearty nebula]

i fw it either way tho

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1N67m3hNPELa3gqwFGC8eI

[ivory marlin]

Unfortunate

[drowsy steppe]

color scheme reminding me of the flag 🏳️‍⚧️

[hearty nebula]

shame that shartify only shows u 100 songs in preview

[obsidian prairie]

Rotted

[deft badge]

Are you coming out rn

[drowsy steppe]

pattern recognition

[deft badge]

Mexican stand off

[heady rapids]

my actual cat is still very pissed but a bit less compared to before

[ivory marlin]

@weak hull is everything a frost aoe?

[drowsy steppe]

iunno any of these, its not really my genre to listen to

[deft badge]

I believe that

Cats are cats

[hearty nebula]

i mean i dont know a lot of them either

sometimes

[ivory marlin]

I know the usual dragon attacks but hes doing a lot of aoes

[hearty nebula]

the autism just takes a hold of me

and i make a themed playlist for no real reason

even if i dont like the genre much

[deft badge]

I miss having a cat sometimes

But I don't think a new cat will fill the void

[weak hull]

Did you walk into the fog?

[obsidian prairie]

worked for me enough

[hearty nebula]

p epic tbh

[weak hull]

You're now fighting borealis the ice dragon

[obsidian prairie]

But I handle loss weird

[weak hull]

Yes, he does basically only aoe ice attacks

[heady rapids]

I still think about my old cat sometimes

[drowsy steppe]

aaah Isaac Clarke my favorite white woman

[weak hull]

Fuck borealis dawg

[glad ermine]

White girl music is peak

[obsidian prairie]

Lost my first shithead to complications due to a declawing before my care

[hearty nebula]

its 26 hours long

[deft badge]

My cat was special. Lived her whole life in 3 feet of me. Slept next to me every night. Have expectations I think are unfair to put unto another animal.

[deft badge]

See her everytime I dream tbh.

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

Got him 2/3 dead last attempt

[drowsy steppe]

this is the only themed playlist I put some thought into

[ivory marlin]

On attempt 3 now

[hearty nebula]

yerp

[drowsy steppe]

the whole schtick is you guessed it, white woman music

[hearty nebula]

i got the just "fuck it everything goes in here" playlist but i dont have it on my profile

[frosty herald]

hows the cat doing?

[heady rapids]

fucking around and finding out

[ivory marlin]

After this attempt ima go to bed tho cuz its almost 3 am

[hearty nebula]

theres worse schticks to have

imo

it could be modern stadium country music

[weak hull]

You too?

[hearty nebula]

in which case yeah i'd actually just have to skin you alive at the town square if you like that shit

[drowsy steppe]

you know I can imagine how that would sound

[hearty nebula]

like dogshit

[ivory marlin]

Oh so true breath attacks 1 shot me

[hearty nebula]

thats how

[ivory marlin]

Tale as old as time

[weak hull]

You sir, need more vigor

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah uhhh

[drowsy steppe]

Ive not met a single person that has ever confessed to liking country

[obsidian prairie]

Having 20 vigor in mountaintops does that

[weak hull]

HE HAS 20 VIG?

[ivory marlin]

22 + the 5 from that one talisman that boosts everything

🫡

[frosty herald]

Uhhhhhh

[obsidian prairie]

27 and a damage taken debuff

[weak hull]

Yeah but also lowers your damage negation?

[obsidian prairie]

Very silly

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[frosty herald]

Did he use the seal?

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[hearty nebula]

i like old country because thematically i agree with many of the points
common points typically being

• my boss doesn't pay me enough and he's trying to fuck my wife
• we're all starving to death
• we're being taxed out the ass
• if the government doesn't stop fucking with me i'm going to fucking murder everyone in town and then myself

[ivory marlin]

:3

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-قضي-الأمر-fromsoftware-the-chosen-undead-dark-souls-gif-1267406015952832720

[ivory marlin]

Hey ive gotten this far

[acoustic dune]

ey yam

[frosty herald]

The damage negation reduction isnt worth it

[ivory marlin]

That means ive beat every story boss hitless

[acoustic dune]

hows your day

[ivory marlin]

I get 1 shot anyways

[obsidian prairie]

Poor man's poison

[acoustic dune]

ey jelly how are you stomping

[ivory marlin]

Id much rather more dmg

[drowsy steppe]

aaah, so its like the common american's relatable music type sh

[ivory marlin]

Just dont get hit

Is my build

[ivory marlin]

Im decent

[drowsy steppe]

at least the majority demographic

[acoustic dune]

stomp curb a seal harder

[obsidian prairie]

Well yeah country was Midwest american folk music

[weak hull]

Mfw I don't leave stormveil without at least 30 vig

[ivory marlin]

Next paycheck i can finally afford a tow truck to move my car back to my place

[obsidian prairie]

Then it got hit with enshitification

[drowsy steppe]

gentrified

[ivory marlin]

Early enough in i just parried everything

Then i hit godrick and realized i should probably level vigor

I had 15 vigor?

Or whatever the base was for samurai

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah you want like

40 or so where you're at

[ivory marlin]

Damn

[weak hull]

He speaks facts

[obsidian prairie]

You're gonna have a great time with fire giant

[weak hull]

AHAHA

Hah

[ivory marlin]

I just wont get hit guys dw

I made it this far on basically 1hp

Just gotta not get hit better

[weak hull]

I mean

[obsidian prairie]

Enormous boss with fuckass hit boxes and ground hazards

[weak hull]

Until the aoe attacks I guess

[ivory marlin]

Cant you dodge through aoe?

[weak hull]

I wanna see him fight radagussy with 20 vig lmfao

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah but its still special till you learn it

[ivory marlin]

Like as long as you dodge near the dmg frame or whatever

[ivory marlin]

True

[weak hull]

You can dodge thru one aoe, what about 7 at once

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/stellaris-cry-about-it-cry-about-it-meme-gif-23302424

[ivory marlin]

The only boss i truly first tried was misbegotten and crucible knight

Because i already knew both

[drowsy steppe]

me when this plays

[frosty herald]

We should make jelly play nioh 1 withour leveling constitution and only using light armor

[weak hull]

Respect

I wanna play Nightreign smh

[ivory marlin]

It takes me 1 to 2 to realize if its parryable or not

3-4 to learn timings

Then i win

Aside from that bitch red wolf

Fuck that guy

[weak hull]

Red wolf can suck my balls

[obsidian prairie]

Wait red wolf

[ivory marlin]

I one shot it

[acoustic dune]

WHAT

[ivory marlin]

But like

[obsidian prairie]

From the debate room

[acoustic dune]

I AM GONNA KRILL YOU

[weak hull]

Same as black knives

I fuckin hate em

[ivory marlin]

After 7 attempts

[obsidian prairie]

I beat his ass like every time

[weak hull]

I can't stand the super fast dodgy bastards cuz I charge spam

[acoustic dune]

WHAT

[obsidian prairie]

Its just a mobile gank boss till you hit it twice

[ivory marlin]

I just had 0 room to hit it

[acoustic dune]

its official lads aki hate me

for no reaason

[weak hull]

Disliking it and killing it are different things

[ivory marlin]

The black knife that jumps you right before morgott i did hitless

[glad ermine]

In a world of elden ring talk i stand a dark souls unc