zealot-class

[carmine falcon]

classic birbs

[heady rapids]

he drank 2 flasks

u cant make that up

[carmine falcon]

he's so real for that

[heady rapids]

hea nd his teammates

and responded in the comments that he might need it 5 seconds later so he always keeps it at a last resort

I WONDER WHY

I WONDER WHY HE MIGHT NEED IT LATER

[deft badge]

I random queued into a bird and a scholar last night and they were the worst players I've seen

[heady rapids]

IF U IGNORED MOGH ULTING

bird becomes completely useless whenever a boss doesnt deal purely physical dmg

its pain

[deft badge]

Actually no

[heady rapids]

they should rework him

[deft badge]

I had an ironeye who died to literally anything that approached him in melee

[carmine falcon]

u can make bird work u just gotta full spec into taking aggro and guard counter dmg

[heady rapids]

yeah

[carmine falcon]

oh and all the ult augments

[heady rapids]

but then again

[carmine falcon]

free 3 circle revives

[heady rapids]

it's really boss dependent

he completely neuters shit like balancers

[solar gorge]

he's very good just not something i'd play

[heady rapids]

cause they only deal physical

[frosty herald]

Deep of night messed up a bunch of classes

[heady rapids]

but if u queue heolstor u start dodging

[carmine falcon]

bird kinda exists to be an anchor for 2 mages tbh

[frosty herald]

Stacking damage negation at full hp

[heady rapids]

and he has teh worst dodges i nthe game

and halberds are dog

THERE'S NO LEGENDARY HALBERDS EVEN

like fuck you fs lmao

[carmine falcon]

its just typical lazy fromsoft scaling

harder diff = u get 1 shot

the funny

[heady rapids]

balance your games please

[carmine falcon]

1 day they will figure out a way to make something hard without giving it 5x more hp and making it 1 shot u

[heady rapids]

cant be that hard u have 8 classes total

[carmine falcon]

oh yeah they did they made them red

[heady rapids]

with 2 button each

[carmine falcon]

red enimies take forever 2 stagger

[heady rapids]

sure ly it cant be THAT hard?

[carmine falcon]

and dont flinch

[heady rapids]

FUCK U

NO

[carmine falcon]

yippiee!!!

[frosty herald]

Im surprised nightreign released well considering fromsoft is lightyears behind multiplayer

[carmine falcon]

lol they barely update the game

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/he-is-red-because-he-wants-to-fucking-love-you-usagi-chiikawa-gif-17463302281586960198

[carmine falcon]

i dont think they expected this game to be such a hit

their updates take forever

[deft badge]

I eventually just want everything in NR ngl

[carmine falcon]

i rarely run into dc or lag issues somehow

[deft badge]

Lemme go on a nostalgia field trip

[heady rapids]

it's fucking great but the balance is dog

actual dog

[carmine falcon]

the balance is fine

its just depth being depth

[heady rapids]

hes talking about summons

completely irrelevant in a game like nr

cause u queue with a party

and thats it

[deft badge]

Tbf i think summons are purposefully like that

Like i don't think FS misunderstands multiplayer or anything

[carmine falcon]

what summons

[frosty herald]

Nah

Im talking full on multiplayer

[heady rapids]

the mp system from souls games

what about it

[deft badge]

Yk, the mechanic across most souls games that people cry about

[frosty herald]

The entire systems

Utter dogshit

[heady rapids]

yeah its irrelevant here

its a party game?

[carmine falcon]

yeah it doesnt have any of that

[heady rapids]

u queue with people from a hub

[deft badge]

Another yam take hits zealot chat

[frosty herald]

Even nioh 2 lets you play through a full mission with someone else

[carmine falcon]

they made a proper online system for once lmao

[heady rapids]

its a spin off

[deft badge]

Yeah nr does that

[carmine falcon]

nightreign has actual lobbies and stuff

[frosty herald]

I know

[carmine falcon]

its not funny haha souls online

[deft badge]

You go into a mission with 0-2 other dipshits

[frosty herald]

But pre nightreign it was pure hell

Worst multiplayer system ever designed

[deft badge]

Wah wah wah

[heady rapids]

we queueing with 3 dipshits in this house

at all times

[carmine falcon]

its ok they're catching up
next game hopefully they figure out how to unlock fps and not make physics logic tied to fps

[heady rapids]

can we get sote weapons

HELLO AND THANK U

[deft badge]

Give me light greatswords

[heady rapids]

fucking never

at least give me fg

[carmine falcon]

director said they're coming

[heady rapids]

60 CAP GAME

BTW

TURNS INTO 30 WHEN CALIGO EVENT

FS MAGIC

[deft badge]

Tbh as long as they never do soul memory again the mp is fine

[carmine falcon]

the great white.....

he lagged for me

lemme show u some funnies

[heady rapids]

it's insane

dued

[heady rapids]

queueing adel for the first time in a while is a slideshow

1 frame im standing behind him

2nd frame im inside his jaws

[deft badge]

Adel isn't that bad for me tbh

[carmine falcon]

idk what happened but bro just remained there

[deft badge]

I think normal Adel was worse than ED Adel

[heady rapids]

he wasnt bad for u cause u queued him earlied that day

no?

[heady rapids]

he should stay here

[carmine falcon]

AURA

[deft badge]

One of my only actual issues with nr tbh

[carmine falcon]

we started emoting on bro

[deft badge]

Not that it should be happening there but sometimes bosses are not designed for the environment you find them in

[carmine falcon]

oh no no no

this is lag

only i can see him

after we did the event he just never left my screen

server had an oopsie

[heady rapids]

we put schizоphrenia in ur game

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/627034802574589958/1459248243480461435/765e1eec5b523e69.mp4?ex=69629654&is=696144d4&hm=b3b878641d7310c474573aa11b939649edb91d14dcc45fe0ad1406169fdbcef7&

adel gameplay

it was genuinely this bad in our first try the other day but i didnt get hit once from that

luckily

[carmine falcon]

its ok bro just fight him 10 times and itll go away

can we get 10 big booms

[heady rapids]

unironically this is how u beat him

1 warmup game to let it shit itself for a bit

[sullen forge]

@hard nexus

[heady rapids]

the cigarette one is better

[glad ermine]

And you don't run to the nearest balkan man for this? I'm almost offended

[hard nexus]

MEEEE

[wheat matrix]

Well you wouldn’t have a chest cavity before the shotgun blast

[molten ginkgo]

it creates it and destroys it

[copper hawk]

@solar gorge

we fixed it.

[solar gorge]

nice

please do tell how tho

cuz it might be useful

[copper hawk]

cicatrices

OP
— 10:49
OKAY ! I got it !

I disabled Smart App Control in Settings > Privacy & security > Windows Security > App & browser control > Smart App Control. I noticed that files were failing to execute because they didn't have authority in the system. I figured on a whim that maybe SAC false-positive'd VintageStory as it was decompiling/recompiling mods as they were being loaded (where we got the errors that made it look like mods hadn't even loaded, like there were missing files). Since I'm not blessed by the Omnissiah with the knowledge to make whatever a "supplemental policy exception" is in this piece of Windows archaeotech bloatware, I just shut the damn thing off. Works without a hitch, including singleplayer worlds!

what i posted

[frosty herald]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/u6jqjmvz/a-warhammer-world-in-the-usa-get-the-details-here/

[wheat matrix]

What is this

[solar gorge]

i c

i wasn't that far off

[wheat matrix]

Oh something vintage

[frosty herald]

brodie probably got swindled by a fake cop

[deft badge]

You on rn?

[solar gorge]

give me 5

[deft badge]

Alright, tf2 or no?

Nr(

Fuck

Nightreign

[solar gorge]

as u wish twin

[deft badge]

If we can get 3 I'd do nr

[pure tree]

'Based just outside Washington DC'

[frosty herald]

might be the air and space museum

[deft badge]

Actually, give me like 15 or so minutes to eat before I just do not all day

[solar gorge]

oka

nr third player is a mythical being i'm afraid

unless blade is on

[deft badge]

Yeah, figures

[heady rapids]

im like

contemplainging

cause im in vc with a friend and he's streaming pathologic 3

and ik he's gonna bitch about every thing that i'

ll offer to do

watch a movie etc

soill probably be on

bored af

if u wanna play the new map cause i need undertaker

3 undertaker pls so we can do crystal and ult spam ........

[deft badge]

Fwiw

I should play anyone but Wylder and Rev

[heady rapids]

u should play ut and we should queue balancers/dreglord

[deft badge]

"Yeah bro easy dreglord in and out"

[heady rapids]

i mainly need the rembmerhbsh

so idc if we win

it would be nice but

yk

not a dealbreaker

[deft badge]

If we don't win it's not real

[heady rapids]

i want 3 undertaker so we can ult 9 timesthen drink the flasks and ult 9 more times

in reality we'll get a dog event day two and i'll strangle myself with my mouse cable

[heady rapids]

but yeah

im on

[deft badge]

Eating

Ill be on in

15 or so

[heady rapids]

tell lambda i said hi

[deft badge]

@solar gorge blade says hi

[deft badge]

Alright

[ornate bone]

my view of this art has been changed forever

[solar gorge]

i caught a sudden rain while wearing nothing but a hoodie and jacket

i was drying 4 a bit

lez go

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-fortnite-wanna-play-fortnite-x3-gif-3432852764278667030

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1025541961995780228/1262492481929613422/image0.gif

[deft badge]

Im on

Have been

[solar gorge]

i am sogged

[heady rapids]

he's on btw (empty vc)

[hearty nebula]

about?

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/sog-soggy-cat-cat-whatever-whatever-meme-gif-4982026289594454071

[deft badge]

I dont sit in VC by myself

Shits weird

[solar gorge]

it's been solved, someone was having troublez with vs modding

[heady rapids]

not a sigma

[solar gorge]

thx u gabranth

[sterile stone]

@ivory marlin

[hearty nebula]

ok

[solar gorge]

since ik u have elite vs ball knowledge

[hexed igloo]

I sometimes be seeing people sitting in vc alone and am like damn you ain't got anything better to do

[ivory marlin]

Basically admitting your bald

[wheat matrix]

He’s old that happens as u get older

[hexed igloo]

Where r u on the Norwood scale bozo point it out

[misty nova]

Post your hairline 🗣️

[fossil plinth]

Mebbe people wait for someone else to join them who's bored too

[hexed igloo]

Fuckin III vertex lookin headass

[hexed igloo]

Yeah that's some cringe shit get a job

[fossil plinth]

MMM im like 3-4

[fossil plinth]

You know what else is cringe
Sleeping in vc

[hexed igloo]

Vc in any situation where you aren't playing the same game in a team is cringe

[fossil plinth]

When I vc with old friend and we just chat is cringe too?

[hexed igloo]

Yes

[ivory marlin]

I have a widows peak so it looks like im at a II Lowkenuinely

[hexed igloo]

Cooked buzz it

[ivory marlin]

Nah

My mullet hides it well

[hexed igloo]

My best mate has a widows peak of the nastiest variety it almost goes back to his crown lmao

Like goes back further than that VII

[misty nova]

My father is going IV
So I'll eventually go IV
Do you know what that means?
Free natural haircut

Saves money

[glad ermine]

I used to doubt those but i was with a girl who had a widows peak. Went actually fucking perfect with her dark-red hair, i realised it can look beautiful

[fossil plinth]

This sucks so much, I am balding and im only 22(

[glad ermine]

If i ever start remotely balding i will go for a buzzcut in a microsecond

Its whatever bc my face can handle it

[hexed igloo]

I got a good hair card lmao my grandfathers on both sides have I, maybe II at worst and they're both in their 70s

I'll die before my hairline recedes

[wheat matrix]

My dads hair isn’t even receding

My hair is fucking safe as shit

[violet hornet]

Yeah both my gramps passed with full heads of hair, I'll be dead before it's gone

[wheat matrix]

[hexed igloo]

I'm gonna sneak you two shots of tren to fuck up your hairlines

[wheat matrix]

Stay mad chromedome

[hexed igloo]

Iain balding I'm just a hater

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-dap-me-up-mr-boss-pim-super-monkey-ball-gif-982477278828963206

Irony of one bald and one receding hairline in this gif tho

[wheat matrix]

I guess it’s @hexed igloo and @fossil plinth then

[fossil plinth]

I might go bald tbh

Receding hair never looks good

Might as well speed up the process

Eugh bald at 22, woman repellent

[hexed igloo]

Volcel

[fossil plinth]

They might think I have cancer or something

[green yacht]

shave all the hair off of the front half of your head and grow long hair on the back half

[fossil plinth]

What does that mean

[frosty herald]

walten goggings is the only dude that pulls off a receding hairline

[green yacht]

that way nobody will think you have cancer

[fossil plinth]

Lmfao

[hexed igloo]

The women worth being with aren't gonna judge you that hard over a receding hairline bossman

[wheat matrix]

Play it up for sympathy points

[wheat matrix]

wtf is that LOL

[hexed igloo]

Same girls that care abt your hairline r the ones that'll throw u out for being 5'11

[violet hornet]

I've met many women who are very into bald men

[fossil plinth]

Then I just didn't have good experience with women yet

[violet hornet]

Gotta be completely bald tho no balding/ monk bullshit

[frosty herald]

realest cut in the game vro

[fossil plinth]

Well by bald men I think they say someone like Johnny Sins

Or mr clean

[violet hornet]

Accurate lol

[fossil plinth]

Not just a bald guy

[violet hornet]

Already quite attractive men that happen to be bald

[fossil plinth]

Its always the idealised version

Yep

[hexed igloo]

Long as u take care of urself and aren't like disgustingly stinky and greasy you'll be aight boss

[violet hornet]

Aerodynamics lol

[fossil plinth]

I used to, im just feeling down lately

Im tired, boss

[violet hornet]

So I can be fat as long as I'm not greasy?

[fossil plinth]

I still shower every day and stuff

[hexed igloo]

To a degree yeah

[violet hornet]

I was kidding but it is true

[hexed igloo]

It be like that thug it out gangsta after rain comes shine

[violet hornet]

Women do have preferences for all types of men

[fossil plinth]

And that preference is money

Gotta get that j*b

[glad ermine]

You gotta have dominant face features to pull off buzzcuts/bald ngl. If it's not that, it's to add sharpness to a more overweight person's face.

[hexed igloo]

Ain't even that lmao long as you try I'm broke as shit and I got a girl

[fossil plinth]

Good for you

You know its just I never even had a girl in my life lol

Imagine

[hexed igloo]

The bar is actually hilariously low irl dude be a decent human and you're golden

Internet women aren't real

[glad ermine]

Most relationships never happen because people are stupidly unconfrontational nowadays

[hexed igloo]

Internet men aren't real

[glad ermine]

This is real asf

Internet stereotypes stay and die on the internet

Irl that shit gets your ass handed to you

[wheat matrix]

Gotta meet people though that’s the pain point

[fossil plinth]

Yeah that's the toughest part for me

[wheat matrix]

Yeah I have the same issue unfortunately

[hexed igloo]

You have a hobby right, something you somewhat like doing even

[wheat matrix]

I’ve been single for a while

[wheat matrix]

Not hobbies that are good for meeting members of the fairer sex unfortunately

Most of my hobbies are very male dominated spaces

[hexed igloo]

You'd be surprised unless your hobby is gooning for 12h per day and even then

[wheat matrix]

Warhammer and dnd are generally a bit awkward for these things unfortunately

[green yacht]

damn it

[wheat matrix]

Gooning or fucking patties

Call it

[fossil plinth]

My years in school conditioned me to stay away from girls, and I had huge anxiety whenever a girl approached me cuz I was thoroughly bullied for like 4-5 years by a big group of my classmates who happened to be all girls, and that makes meeting someone really hard because im literally afraid of the opposite sex, also my self esteem is very low, and I don't really know what to do about it

[hexed igloo]

Brother do you know how many women play dnd

[green yacht]

i have to limit my spending

[fossil plinth]

Sorry for sudden vent

[fossil plinth]

You bought too much burgers?

[hexed igloo]

There's plenty of likeminded women boss kek

[green yacht]

they are not as cheap as they used to be

[hexed igloo]

Therapy probably

The answer to many things is therapy unfortunately

[fossil plinth]

I know a couple of gooner women, I play games with them, but they're only attracted to fictional men

[fossil plinth]

And unfortunately its easier to find a couple than a decent therapist

I went to a bunch of different therapists and it didn't do much

Not cuz I didn't want to work

But cuz their ideas were straight up ass

One just sold me pills all the time that weren't doing anything

Other told me after my story that I should go out and approach girls out in the street and ask for their phone number

[hexed igloo]

Sometimes the ideas sound shitty but it's what works, but yeah medication should usually be a last resort

[fossil plinth]

Yeah maybe that's why I started balding lmao

[glad ermine]

Not exactly this; but i have gone through a similar situation. Me and my best friend helped each other out more than my therapist ever did, even though she was nice.

[fossil plinth]

Good for you man, glad it changed for the better

[hexed igloo]

Things like that sound like shitty bad ideas but it's because you don't want to do it

I'm not saying that in particular is a good idea I'm not a therapist

[fossil plinth]

In that certain situation I feel like that advice might make things even worse

[glad ermine]

Welp, that story progressed a little bad, however what moments i had with that guy were great. There are not many things i appreciate more than a brotherhood kind of friendship, it's also stereotypical of my country's culture so i am kind of predispositioned to it too xd

[hexed igloo]

Sometimes maybe idk

[wheat matrix]

Lots. Many also ignore public spaces for dnd due to the average dnd player being a neckbearded mouthbreathing incel.

[fossil plinth]

Cuz overall in a modern culture I notice that approaching someone on the street to get to know each other is now considered creepy or something

[hexed igloo]

Find a local group you can make friends with and join in (literally just don't be weird)

[wheat matrix]

I’m just gonna start going to the gym and then make a tinder account. I can look pretty good when I out the effort in so it’s fine

[hexed igloo]

Gl boss

[fossil plinth]

Dating apps are a hellhole

But good luck

[wheat matrix]

I’m literally playing dnd with a group right now

[fossil plinth]

And you're on your phone????

[wheat matrix]

Yes

Combat moves slowly

[hexed igloo]

I met my girl on tinder in a weird situation but yeah shit doesn't work well usually when I was on it I was getting maybe a match a month

[fossil plinth]

Oh ok

[wheat matrix]

Lots of time

[wheat matrix]

Yeah I expect it to be shit

[glad ermine]

I can help ya for anything gym related if you ever need

[fossil plinth]

That's actually a good record, most ppl don't get matches at all

[hexed igloo]

One cheeky cycle won't hurt

[wheat matrix]

I know what I need to do, I’ve gone before. Around this time last year I had surgery and that ruined my routine

[glad ermine]

You know you like it. Can't help yourself

[fossil plinth]

Im thinking of hitting a gym soon

[glad ermine]

Dew itt

[hexed igloo]

I'm the most normal looking mf you've ever seen if you imagine a white guy with glasses that's probably pretty close

[wheat matrix]

I’ve put a lot of weight on since then

[inland orchid]

Nice dice man

What class are you playing

[glad ermine]

Well that's good, and sorry to hear that, it sucks, i had my progress halted too from medical issues

[wheat matrix]

I’m a little worried about a recurrence of the issue that forced the surgery in the first place

But it should be ok

[wheat matrix]

Ranger. I have a 65ft base move speed. My dm fucking hates me

[glad ermine]

Build your routine around good habits that minimise symptoms, even in the gym, even with your meal plan

[fossil plinth]

Sorry to hear that, I had a surgery too so I couldn't hit the gym too

[wheat matrix]

I mean the surgery isn’t really a big deal

It wasn’t like

A huge issue but it was something that needed to happen

[fossil plinth]

I just have kidney stones

Used to have*

[wheat matrix]

I’m more mad about the fact it’s like an 0.003% chance of this condition even manifesting in a person or some tiny shit

[violet hornet]

I feel you brother I took up running and ended up stopping because I was getting multiple migraines each week

[wheat matrix]

So I just got really unlucky

[wheat matrix]

My mum runs

she’s a fitness nut

I’m happy for her tho

Not many women her age as healthy as she is

[violet hornet]

Great habit to pick up I felt phenomenal while I was doing it besides the migraines lol

[hexed igloo]

Infinite cobblestone generator

[fossil plinth]

That sucks man, hoping everything will be alright

[hexed igloo]

Give swimming a go

[fossil plinth]

LMFAO

[violet hornet]

It's good exercise but I'm just germophobic enough I am not thrilled by public pools

I could probably get used to it though

[hexed igloo]

It's full of bleach boss ain't no germs in the water

[wheat matrix]

Oh I mean I had the surgery at start of year and all problems are gone. It wasn’t exactly an issue that impacted my daily life.

[fossil plinth]

Okay then

[violet hornet]

I had swimming classes in middle school and had athlete's foot for years afterwards which was not great for my confidence lol

Thankfully I never had it again afterwards

[hexed igloo]

Most likely was caused by showers afterward methinks

[fossil plinth]

Whats wrong with athletes foot

[glad ermine]

There are multiple forms of cardio but they are not needed in the first place. I do not exactly encourage this because you still needed a minimum activity level per day but one can always lose weight by literally, just dieting well.

[fossil plinth]

Isn't it a good thing

[violet hornet]

Absolutely, I can get sandals or something for that tho

[carmine falcon]

what the dog doin

[hexed igloo]

For public showers always always wear smth on ur feet

[fossil plinth]

THAT

[hexed igloo]

If a pool is properly treated there's very little chance of anything bad happening maybe dry skin from the chlorine at worst

[violet hornet]

Yeah I hit 250lbs last year around this time and decided to diet, lost 50 lbs that way but I missed cooking since that's a hobby of mine

Maybe it's time to try lifting this time instead

[hexed igloo]

You can probably ask staff to give the pH of the pool a onceover if you want to be sure before you get in

[violet hornet]

It's a fungal infection that causes your skin to peel off

[fossil plinth]

I lost weight after my one year conscription at the army, rn im just doing nothing

[fossil plinth]

Eugh I thought you meant your legs were fit

[violet hornet]

And not just a little either lol

[fossil plinth]

That sucks(

[hexed igloo]

I've always been a freak that doesn't gain weight all the fat just goes straight to my ass

[violet hornet]

Hey that could be a blessing in disguise

[fossil plinth]

How so

[wheat matrix]

Ayo

[violet hornet]

Got a cake without the bakery

[hexed igloo]

I've been between 80-90kg since I was 16

[glad ermine]

Lmk bud i can give you ideas. I've managed to consistently get shredded and put on mass whilst suffering from multiple digestive issues. You can make it work no matter what

It's a battle of attrition at best

[fossil plinth]

What if you're straight

[violet hornet]

Girls love grabbing your ass

[hexed igloo]

Not even in disguise my gf sits hitting bongos on my ass when I'm laying down

[fossil plinth]

Do they

[visual stream]

It's called athlete's foot because athletes are the ones getting it

[hexed igloo]

Girls fucking love a guy with a fat ass bro take it from me

[violet hornet]

I will definitely hit you up about that actually you definitely know your stuff

[glad ermine]

Better never come to albania lil bro

[visual stream]

Absolutely

[hexed igloo]

If yo ass fat enough she might eat it too

[visual stream]

Sometimes I throw it back a lil for my partner as a treat

[fossil plinth]

Huh, its just im completely clueless on what girls are and what they like, I've been antagonised so much I never even did as much as hold hands with one

[visual stream]

no touch though ☝️

[fossil plinth]

That's funny

[sullen forge]

@pliant ice

[hexed igloo]

A lot of things that men go "ugh women would hate that" women fucking love

Fat ass thick thighs, a bit of a belly

[fossil plinth]

For example

[visual stream]

Best to just take it in stride honestly, the only thing you should focus on is yourself and if that energy just happens to attract someone or if you feel synergy then pursue respectably

[hexed igloo]

Some chicks dig it when you look like a cave bear

[visual stream]

Some do not

[fossil plinth]

Well you gotta be jacked but with a belly by that standard

[heady rapids]

didnt know women were a constant

[hexed igloo]

What? Nah have you seen all of the fat neckbeards with their smokeshow goth girlfriends

[wheat matrix]

I mean not all obviously

[wheat matrix]

I mean, no I haven’t

[fossil plinth]

I haven't

[wheat matrix]

Yeah

[fossil plinth]

[hexed igloo]

I'm not saying you should be a fat neckbeard to get a goth girlfriend I'm just sayin you ain't as cooked as you think

[visual stream]

You're not lookin hard enough, so many baddies bagged by a dude who's just being himself comfortably

Any woman who isn't shallow won't gaf what your body looks like nearly as much as your personality

[fossil plinth]

My main issue is that I feel unlovable

And I constantly shut myself down due to low self esteem

[hexed igloo]

Me too man me too I wonder how I did it every day

[fossil plinth]

I don't know how to fix it besides therapy

But I don't know how to get a proper one

Just feeling hopeless, and the thing with feeling hopeless is its addictive as fuck

[visual stream]

Honestly searching for self help things that aren't made by chuds are helpful

[fossil plinth]

And breaking a habit of being sad piece of shit is very hard

[visual stream]

A lot of it is diving into your own thoughts and breaking them down

[hexed igloo]

(NOT A THERAPIST TAKE IT WITH A FISTFUL OF SALT) you seem like you look at women as an entirely different species, if you have the chance just try making small talk, comments on the weather always hit

[fossil plinth]

I legit do

[violet hornet]

Yeah focus on being friends first is the way

[visual stream]

Ask yourself things like "Why do I feel unlovable?" then when you find that answer, question it further, not with self-deprecation but genuine curiosity and understanding

[hexed igloo]

They're exactly the same as you, exactly the same issues, exactly the same mindsets

[fossil plinth]

I have a couple of girls I play games with were actually good friends and stuff, but talking to them feels different to me

[hexed igloo]

I view talking to women and men in exactly the same way I'm just talking to someone

[fossil plinth]

I try that too

Gaming with them helped me to socialize with girls a lot

But online

IRL its a completely different story

[visual stream]

I find it easier to be friends with women because they're usually less evil on average

And also most of them love a good listener

[fossil plinth]

True

[hexed igloo]

Keep doin it homeski, try doing it a little irl like if you work retail or whatever when they're checking out "this heat been brutal huh?"

Weather talk always hits bro

[fossil plinth]

Also I haven't worked yet, first school, then university, then army. And now im just

[hexed igloo]

It'll get a lot easier once you have a job where you're talking to people a lot

[wheat matrix]

Hold on

Lemme find something

[violet hornet]

Yeah working a retail job with women was huge for me lol

[heady quail]

What perks on Flamer?

[visual stream]

And whatever you do, don't say stuff like this

[fossil plinth]

Its a lot of things and I don't know which one to do first, I feel overwhelmed

[hexed igloo]

I worked nightclub and that did wonders for my self esteem lmao

[fossil plinth]

Noted

[visual stream]

We're talking about women respectfully rn come back later /j

[wheat matrix]

Start small.
Pay attention to what others around you are doing looking for shared interests or struggles.
Pick a girl who you are not attracted to at all to chat with.
Just chat about a shared interest or shared struggle.
Be honest about your nervousness and mention that you're trying to break out of your shell of shyness and you thought that maybe they would like to chat.
Plain girls get teased by guys as much as plain guys get teased by girls. She's likely to be wary that you're trying to set her up to be teased.
If she ignores your or rejects you, then simply say, "Sorry to bother you then. But if maybe you change your mind later, let me know. I'm still interested in having someone to chat with."

[fossil plinth]

How so

[wheat matrix]

Try that maybe

[visual stream]

I think overpressure and blaze away?

[violet hornet]

Yeah I was a budtender and telling a girl I was one was the easiest icebreaker ever

[hexed igloo]

My main #1 piece of advice is just be fucking normal bro

[wheat matrix]

That’s blessings not perks

I believe it’s flak unyielding or flak maniac

[visual stream]

That's usually what they mean when they say perks alone but fair

[violet hornet]

Them's blessings

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-fire-and-ash-spider-true-avatar-burger-gif-17142022709034546928

[violet hornet]

Someone tell him a third time

[wheat matrix]

It’s such a low bar and it makes u better than 50% of people

[fossil plinth]

Won't it overpressure a person if id just say "hey im dealing with my stuff can you pretend everything is okay?" Thanks for advice, really, but I feel like if I were in that person's shoes id freak out

[hexed igloo]

Like I said before the bar irl is hilariously low

[wheat matrix]

No you don’t do that

You just say you’re nervous

You don’t need to give them your life story with it

[fossil plinth]

I see

Thank you

[wheat matrix]

‘Sorry I’m pretty nervous about this, I don’t mean to bother’ rather than ‘I was bullied and am now socially anxious etc etc’

[fossil plinth]

Omg

[wheat matrix]

Only relevant information

[glad ermine]

If you're struggling with any mental or physical issues it's good to let them know but only on a surface level until you actually get into a relationship

[fossil plinth]

That sounds like twitter behaviour

[wheat matrix]

^

What anvar said

[fossil plinth]

Thanks anvar that's good advice ill keep in mind

[hexed igloo]

The one key point is before you sag something, think to yourself "does this sound like a twitter/redditor/4channer" and if it does, don't fucking say it lmao

[narrow mauve]

good afternoon zealot chat how is it going.

[visual stream]

Also not just teasing, but women, at least in the US, are very weary of guys trying to say some nasty stuff lowkey to them
It is ridiculously common but it's a safe bet to word what you say in more of a "bro" language

[fossil plinth]

I also feel unlovable cuz im naturally very shy and passive as a person, and never even actually fought anyone, im just a peaceful Lil guy and I feel like that would turn people off too

[fossil plinth]

Its more like a confession booth than zealot chat

Sorry

[hexed igloo]

Mate I get violent shakes at the slightest confrontation you're good

[visual stream]

It's an average day rn don't worry about it

[violet hornet]

That's not really that off brand for a chat full of priests

[wheat matrix]

You’d hate where I work

[hexed igloo]

Can we make a new zelchat-confessional for us priests

[wheat matrix]

There’s two male members of staff

And the other guy is leaving

The rest is just women

[fossil plinth]

Oh god

[wheat matrix]

They’re all lovely, but man I wish there was another guy there

[visual stream]

How much girl talk do you get to join in on

[fossil plinth]

Id be leaving home sweaty like I just ran a marathon

[hexed igloo]

Are you a girl

[wheat matrix]

Generally there’s only 2 members of staff on at a time

So not much

[hexed igloo]

Oh wait I thought you said I for some reason

[signal spoke]

Mental health care and advice in my zealot chat? These are the rare moments everyone gathers

[wheat matrix]

They mostly just call each other bitches and shit and take the piss

[violet hornet]

When the numbers get that eccentric they don't necessarily include you in it but they will do it like you're not there

[wheat matrix]

It’s a fun place

[hexed igloo]

Women like fart jokes too sometimes

[wheat matrix]

My supervisor is a real g she cuts me in on everything

[fossil plinth]

Don't forget to add some*

[visual stream]

Idk what it is but usually I'm in on it like I'm one of them

[violet hornet]

Real I got invited to girl's night out at my last job and it was hype

[hexed igloo]

They all think you're a raging homosexual

[fossil plinth]

Women are just as different as men are, despite my issues with perception of them I still can recognize that, yet my emotions remain stressed

[violet hornet]

We just had margaritas and guac and got really stoned

[fossil plinth]

I don't support drugs but glad you had a good time

[hexed igloo]

Just general small talk and what have you will make that better

[fossil plinth]

Oh, only good thing about myself I know is that I don't drink or smoke

[hexed igloo]

You're 22(?) there's no huge rush on it boss

[wheat matrix]

Hobbies?

[hexed igloo]

No, one good thing about you

I can assure you, there's plenty more

[fossil plinth]

Mostly gaming, uses to play guitar but haven't played it for 2 years cuz lazy

[carmine lance]

I realize I have not posted here in a bit, how is everyone doing?

[fossil plinth]

I like listening to music and I can yap about my fav bands for a long time

[violet hornet]

Certainly not for everyone haha

[hexed igloo]

Who're you

[carmine lance]

Damn, am I really that forgettable

[glad ermine]

It depends on where you live too trust me. I can't imagine most guys i've met hanging out with the groups here

[fossil plinth]

Im doing fine, thanks, chatting with good folk here talking about stuff

[glad ermine]

not to me bb 💋

[carmine lance]

I’m flattered lmao

[carmine lance]

That’s always good!

[fossil plinth]

Unspoken charisma

[violet hornet]

I think of you every time a song titled "moth" comes up in my playlist

And when I see that one really hot goth girl on tinder who raises moths

[hexed igloo]

The second I don't see your name in chat you don't exist in my mind lmao but I think that's just how I am

The only people I can say I rly remember is the Chinese guy and args (my best friend and my worst opp)

[glad ermine]

i have a double edged sword habit of remembering not only people but most conversations and activities with them ever

which is wild because outside of that my memory can get bad especially short term memory

[hexed igloo]

I do that but I just don't think about people when they aren't in my sightline

[fossil plinth]

Relatable

I tend to forget stuff id just been doing

[glad ermine]

for me it's just interesting though, i LOVE meeting new people. ever since i spent more time studying philosophy and psychology i've had a much larger will/want to socialise even if just for the literal fun of it

[wheat matrix]

Pull with guitar skills

[hexed igloo]

Here's a neat little tip if you think of smth you need to do while you're busy, grab something and throw it on the ground near you

After you finish what you're doing, when you see the sock or pillow or whatever on the floor, you'll most likely remember

[wheat matrix]

I have a really good memory for shit like this

I ran into someone in a havoc today

That I last spoke to like 4 years ago

[violet hornet]

Women love guitar for sure

[fossil plinth]

Im not that skilled, I just played for myself cuz that brought me comfort

[wheat matrix]

Or longer

[glad ermine]

daaamn

[wheat matrix]

And I instantly just went

‘Oh hey it’s u’

[glad ermine]

i have found past friends in a game before

it's quite wild

[visual stream]

I'd rather be seen as a raging homosexual than a raging straight

[hexed igloo]

It's more of a "what can he do with his fingers" moreso than "damn he's good at guitar"

[plush estuary]

I FUCKING DID IT

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2 hours long

[fossil plinth]

HUH

[plush estuary]

jesus

my heart

am sweating

2 hours

that end event was so bad

H40 zealot solo

[jagged cradle]

what now?

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[hexed igloo]

I pulled by being good at rhythm games and making a cheesecake

[fossil plinth]

Someone play Gonna Fly Now from Rocky for that guy

[plush estuary]

uninstall the game

I beat darktide

[violet hornet]

everyone loves seeing someone passionate about something talking about or concentrating on their passion

[plush estuary]

1st try of the day too

omg

[fossil plinth]

Im very passionate about games, but when does that pull anyone

[violet hornet]

but also yes they do love the instrumentalist's fingers haha

[fossil plinth]

I like talking about lore and stories

[wheat matrix]

Congrats

[hexed igloo]

One day you'll find a girl that you can rant about your build to and she won't understand a single bit of it but she'll go "oh that's cool"

[fossil plinth]

I've been playing guitar my whole life so my fingers are naturally quite long and bend-y

[fossil plinth]

Or I'll stay single and play games til I die

Whatever happens happens

[plush estuary]

Fuck

[fossil plinth]

Im such a pessimist, jesus

[plush estuary]

@delicate shadow

[hexed igloo]

Yeah you'll pull

[plush estuary]

it wasnt 2 hours

[wheat matrix]

How long

[plush estuary]

hour 50

[wheat matrix]

Change name

Mr 1hr 48m long zealot solos

[fossil plinth]

How do you know

[wheat matrix]

What are long, flexible fingers going to be good for

Work it out

[fossil plinth]

I don't think just fingers are going to cut it

[hexed igloo]

I'm sayin this with all the love in my heart for you, nobody enjoys being around a negative Nancy, it's all well and good to be all "man this sucks" when something bad happens, but yeah

[wheat matrix]

Yeah if ur perma down on urself it’ll push people

[fossil plinth]

Yeah sorry I'll try to be better

[visual stream]

Don't apologize to us, apologize to yourself

[fossil plinth]

How to stop being like that

[hexed igloo]

Don't say sorry for shit like this say thank you

[fossil plinth]

Thank u

[wheat matrix]

Yeah, not everything is a sorry

[hexed igloo]

Saying sorry for everything actively makes you feel worse, if someone helps you, say thank you instead, it legitimately makes both you and them feel better

[wheat matrix]

It makes everyone else feel down too

[hexed igloo]

People like helping and people like being helped saying sorry for everything makes both the helping and helped feel like less

[violet hornet]

You just gotta acknowledge that it's not unreasonable to feel that way, but there's also little constructive purpose to dwelling on it. Then you take baby steps towards treating yourself and becoming the best version of you. You don't even need to believe in yourself directly, just believe that someone is out there that'll love the person you are or that you intend to be and work towards impressing them one day

[wheat matrix]

Yeah

It’s one thing to feel that way

But it’s another to then broadcast it

I think it’s a case of like

[hexed igloo]

There's nothing wrong with feeling that way

[wheat matrix]

Fake it til you make it

You’ve gotta act the confidencece

There’s a lot of stuff online for it

My personal favourite is powerful pisitions

[fossil plinth]

I heard that before but I don't like pretending, really

[wheat matrix]

If you sit there with your arms folded, you close yourself off

[glad ermine]

pretending is a part of life you will not escape

[violet hornet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1353798070055211150/mens_therapy.mp4?ex=69629ab4&is=69614934&hm=b36781b6355f3a587f38feacad669b78077953ac43afca0276bab2a6e69bfef5&

[glad ermine]

you need to have some form of social face eventually

[wheat matrix]

It’s a recorded study that doing things like ‘superhero poses’ before going into an interview will literally make you feel more confident

[carmine falcon]

[fossil plinth]

I do try to look more confident after a year in the army, that made me feel like in worth something cuz I didn't fold under pressure and even came out with a thankful letter to my parents for raising me

[carmine falcon]

just be happy

its literally that simple

[wheat matrix]

Bro really hit the ‘ur depressed? Just be happy’

[fossil plinth]

Hahah

[carmine falcon]

yes

[visual stream]

I mean happiness does come from within though

[violet hornet]

Yeah people gravitate towards happy folks, it can be infectious too. If you're great at being happy unhappy people will come to you for some warmth too

[fossil plinth]

If you're homeless, just buy a house

[carmine falcon]

im basically an unpaid therapist for my friends

cause they all trauma dump to me

im a good listener

[violet hornet]

based

being a good listener is a 10/10 skill imo

[visual stream]

In high school I barely said anything to anybody except for my close group of friends and they would just tell me about stuff all the time

[fossil plinth]

Now that I think about it, I try to avoid social interactions as much as possible but if its unavoidable I try to be as cheerful and polite as possible, so that a person talking to me feels good

[violet hornet]

sounds easy but really grasping what's important from what's communicated is key

[hexed igloo]

No but there's a point to it lmao if you take everything negatively you feel like shit all the time it really boils down to

Something bad happens > oh well shit happens
Something good happens > oh nice that's cool

[carmine falcon]

honestly the hard part is not getting bored as fuck

[wheat matrix]

I mean depression is chemical imbalances

[carmine falcon]

and telling them the right thing without sounding like you're a bot

[visual stream]

Like multiple times there was someone who would tell me about their beef with someone
And then the person they have beef with at some point would come up to me and tell me about their side of the beef

[wheat matrix]

But yeah point still stands

[visual stream]

LMFAO

[wheat matrix]

LOL

[visual stream]

I would get both sides' perspectives by just sitting there and listening well

[violet hornet]

Sounds like you might be a bit of a perfectionist. I am and tend to do the same. If I'm in a funk I'll convince myself that I'm better off talking to no one that day, but sometimes I'm better in 5 minutes if I just pop into a game with da boys and catch the vibe of having a good time with them

Having downtime days to rest is important too though especially for folks that pressure themselves to put their best foot forward at all times

[visual stream]

Now there is a lesson in this that a friend to everyone is a friend to none but that's a whole other thing

[fossil plinth]

I don't think im depressed, being depressed sounds like something blue haired girls on twitter do, I just got....the big sad

[visual stream]

[hexed igloo]

@fossil plinth people say go outside a lot when you say you feel like shit but it does genuinely help if you're the type to just sit in your room gaming getting some sun on your skin and fresh air in you does fucking wonders

[fossil plinth]

I have that too but what does it have with being a perfectionist

[visual stream]

I spray for two reasons

[fossil plinth]

I go walkies every day

[visual stream]

1. that undermines yourself
2. that is a dogwhistle that people who DO deserve to be lonely say

[fossil plinth]

For at least an hour I put myself out

[hexed igloo]

Better than half the people here at least

[violet hornet]

A perfectionist holds a high standard for how they think they should act and conduct themselves before others, which might mean they avoid others when they feel they cannot put forth 100%

[fossil plinth]

What is

[visual stream]

You don't seem like that kind of person so I would recommend refraining from saying stuff like that

The blue hair woman stereotype

[fossil plinth]

Ah

I mean

I've seen plenty of those

[hexed igloo]

Firstly it's blue hair and a septum piercing

[royal vortex]

like... a cat? Please do not do that

[fossil plinth]

Sorry if that offended you

[violet hornet]

but how else will he mark his territory?

[royal vortex]

[violet hornet]

surely you wouldn't prefer he take cubic shits like a wombat

[visual stream]

"Septum piercing theory" is usually chuddite language translating to "intelligent woman said something I do not or refuse to understand" LOL

[royal vortex]

I prefer not to contemplate the shape of peoples' defecations

[hexed igloo]

I know lmao I'm being a shitter

[visual stream]

It didn't, I was just trying to let you know

[wheat matrix]

Depression is a legitimate condition

[fossil plinth]

I actually kinda like piercing tbh, not excessive one but for me it adds some spice

[glad ermine]

i super get this, inner evil me is a control freak and in constant search of being better, in every way that is

[hexed igloo]

If someone says something followed by "theory" I instantly tune them out

[fossil plinth]

I know but its been ruined by social media

[visual stream]

It depends on the type of quantity of piercing for me personally

[wheat matrix]

There’s some girl that comes in where I work

That has these piercings in her mouth

That look like fangs

They’re cute, but fuck me id not want to chance that LOL

[violet hornet]

such a double edged sword because it can be a powerful drive to improve if you can harness it though

[hexed igloo]

They're cool and all but fucking run lmao

[glad ermine]

nearly everything has been ruined by social media which is why i have nothing but discord and even in discord i stay in gaming/40k servers like these

[fossil plinth]

That though, I feel I am undeserving of a girl cuz im not perfect

[hexed igloo]

Who's perfect then, do you think

[wheat matrix]

I mean she has a boyfriend

[violet hornet]

would lmao

[visual stream]

No one is perfect
Everyone is a loser
Some people just develop into being less of a loser

How much less depends on how much understanding and empathy they acquire

[fossil plinth]

Henry Kaville isn't s loser

[wheat matrix]

Until u try and kiss that and u have a hole in ur tongue

I’ll not talk about… other potential risks

[glad ermine]

shit's been pushing me through it all, it's like the one toxic trait i do acknowledge being harmful but i actually love and appreciate. i have done some wild shit i shant state here out of nothing but self hate for not being and doing better.

[hexed igloo]

If a girl told you that she trips a lot, or that she sometimes has trouble getting out of bed, would you think she's undeserving of love?

[violet hornet]

the women that think they're perfect are probably trash and the rest don't think they are and don't think they deserve someone perfect

[visual stream]

In your lens, he USED to be

In his childhood he was excessively bullied for being overweight and felt terrible because of it

[hexed igloo]

Henry caville is a genuine gamer plenty of people think he's a loser

[fossil plinth]

That's very minor things that are barely an inconvenience, more like quirks

[violet hornet]

"would you still love me if I was a worm?"

[visual stream]

He was a dork and a loser but he's refined his mentality and now he's a dork who serves 💅

[ornate bone]

I think I missed a deep and thoughtful conversation

[fossil plinth]

Oh I hate that question

[royal vortex]

I am a menace and nuisance to all around me

[visual stream]

He's even outspoken about his mental journey

[visual stream]

I'm happy you're being yourself

[ornate bone]

Anyway, why do women pick the bear

[hexed igloo]

Makes her imperfect in a sense, to many people your issues can be seen as very minor things that are barely an inconvenience

[royal vortex]

Nobody has ever been better off for interacting with me and I would have it no other way

My favorite animal is the mosquito

[hexed igloo]

My girlfriend has borderline personality disorder, to me it's hardly an issue

[ornate bone]

is that shojo

the boy is back

[violet hornet]

it's a certain outcome they can rely on. A quick death with no torture

or the bear will leave them alone if it's not interested

[hexed igloo]

Fuck no it ain't LMAO those mfs will just eat you alive

[royal vortex]

Only if you think you couldn't beat the bear 💅

[violet hornet]

compared to some buffalo bill shit I mean haha

[visual stream]

Bear will either leave you alone or maul you, pretty straight forward

A man can do many multitudes of horrible things and within society have proven themselves to be capable of doing it either manipulatively or brutally

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-magic-spell-gif-2056698596529947774

[visual stream]

It is not a critique of men as a gender, but of the most frequent possible consequences that trusting a man too easily can bring

[hexed igloo]

Bears do some Buffalo bill shit cro they'll just maul you til you're on the ground then eat your stomach, they don't do the whole killing blow thing

[violet hornet]

Yea but they're not keeping you alive in their basement for god knows how long to keep getting a lick every now and then

[royal vortex]

Hey man

Free rent

[hexed igloo]

Free food

[wheat matrix]

Have you seen that interview where the interviewer is like, really dismissive about 40k and cavill is like ‘nah it’s actually cool’

[hexed igloo]

Free moisturizer

[violet hornet]

man I was worried for a moment someone was gonna link a bear that does that

[visual stream]

That's gross bro

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/baldurs-gate-3-squirrel-wtf-omg-horror-gif-7126844352124115827

[royal vortex]

TRUE

[fossil plinth]

And when other guy joined him and they started talking about necrons?

[wheat matrix]

Misanthropic + dumb

[hexed igloo]

I could beat a bear in a fight tbh

[violet hornet]

josho picking the bear but not for the reasons the women do lmao

[hexed igloo]

Glory to the victor

[wheat matrix]

100 dudes vs a bear

[fossil plinth]

Considering out ancestors hunted mammoths

[wheat matrix]

Not misanthropic

[royal vortex]

the only individual animal that could win vs 100 people is something that is aquatic or can fly

[visual stream]

Some actual men haters use it, but it's moreso the reasons that I brought up

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/astarion-bg3-ajsemprini-delicious-gif-383636942684016814

[wheat matrix]

Misandrist

[visual stream]

Gender haters on either side are extremely brain damaged

[fossil plinth]

I used to be a hater

Cuz I wouldn't know it any other way

Now I kinda do

[ornate bone]

I hate gender, all my homies are androgynous bundles of meat

[visual stream]

Sounds like another alt right pipeline victim

[heady torrent]

Mmm. Meat.

[fossil plinth]

Who is

[violet hornet]

my pronouns are meat/bundle

[royal vortex]

my pronouns are in my bio

[hexed igloo]

Misanthrope? Like a werewolf?

I use xe/xim online for no particular reason

[visual stream]

With the hating on women thing

[wraith halo]

No that's a lycanthrope

[visual stream]

That's a big talking point that vacuums younger men into mindsets like that

[royal vortex]

A misanthrope is someone who is chronically off-target

[fossil plinth]

No its just been my IRL experience mostly

[wraith halo]

Misanthrope is the loner in darktide guys

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-first-order-stormtrooper-respect-the-peace-peace-sign-peace-gif-1604992420762782200

[royal vortex]

[wraith halo]

Haters in general are so weird to me

[fossil plinth]

At the end of school I was certain girls are just straight up evil and no good thing can come from them, turns out only the girls from my class were just horrible

[hexed igloo]

Fuck you man go explode

[wraith halo]

How you gonna have so much unserious shit goin on in your life to start hating ppl for no reason

[royal vortex]

I need an enemy

And I'm a habitual complainer

[hexed igloo]

It's because I have a lack of serious shit because it ain't that serious

[ornate bone]

🤝

[visual stream]

One time I held the water fountain for a girl and she gave me a bitchy attitude and said "If this electrocute me I'ma snitch on you"

I was a little dumbfounded LMAO

[hexed igloo]

Holding the water fountain for someone is kinda weird tho

[ornate bone]

Girl thought you had that shocking handshake toy

Woulda been funny tho

[royal vortex]

i concealed carry a taser to handle disrespect

[wraith halo]

How would you even electrocute someone w a water fountain

[ornate bone]

With electricity

[royal vortex]

Don't like someone's tone? Zap

Someone cuts in line? Zap

[fossil plinth]

I remember getting shocked by fake gum, I felt so betrayed
School fucked me up badly

[royal vortex]

They don't have my food order ready fast enough? Zap

chop chop

[ornate bone]

Smite psyker

[visual stream]

It was middle school and I was still socially awkward alright

[wraith halo]

That's who they went on to become

[visual stream]

She was standing right behind me so I figured I might as well

[violet hornet]

sometimes even the person you're dating turns out to be evil, you just have to keep in mind they're not all like that

[fossil plinth]

Yeah it do be like that

[hexed igloo]

It's a risk you run and if it happens it happens

It just be like that sometimes

Majority of people are normal though

[wraith halo]

You'll find assholes and weirdos in any category of people, who'da thought

[fossil plinth]

Sometimes I feel like nothing is worth the risk nothing is worth the risk nothing is worth the risk

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I'm lookin at one

[carmine lance]

Awh lmao

[violet hornet]

put the mirror down bro

[violet hornet]

It's pretty repetitive but I still like it, good one to drive to imo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOCUcn6wYC4

[carmine lance]

My man does NOT have object permanence

[hexed igloo]

Nah I like lookin at myself

[ornate bone]

I like looking at you

[royal vortex]

every time i see my own face in the mirror im like "Damn, I am that handsome"

[carmine lance]

Repetitive can be good sometimes, like if there’s a good bassline or something

[ornate bone]

Don't look back

[royal vortex]

much better than the repulsion i used to feel

[hexed igloo]

Real shit

[royal vortex]

Unearned confidence is the best

[fossil plinth]

"Im him, ill always be him, ill never stop being him"

[ornate bone]

Ignore that air current on your neck

[royal vortex]

i am a gift to this world whether it wants it or not

[hexed igloo]

My glowup from school is crazy bro I look decent now

[ornate bone]

ah yes because grimdark means only grey scale image

what the fuck man

[obsidian prairie]

My relationship with mirrors is steadily improving

[royal vortex]

in the year 40,000 there is no color wheel

[royal vortex]

hell yeah

[fossil plinth]

Hell yeah

[ornate bone]

Reshade users trying to make everything as fucked up as possible and calling it realism

[hexed igloo]

I have some crazy layered acne scars and every time I shave it smooths my skin out just a little more

[royal vortex]

the spectre is the best

[glad ermine]

i actually loved this game

[wraith halo]

I occasionally find a handsome devil and not a ragamuffin in the mirror some days, it's nice

[violet hornet]

I bought this because my friend raved about it for months but haven't played it yet

[wheat matrix]

I just watched the entire game online lol

[visual stream]

Just sit down and play it next time you're on by yourself

[glad ermine]

what? get that thing back in

[wheat matrix]

Don’t need to play it I’ve seen everything

[obsidian prairie]

It is nice to appreciate how androgynous i look if I wear smth big

[royal vortex]

i have heterochromia so every time i look in the mirror im like "i will NEVER meet someone with this eye color combination. how fuckin sick is that"

if i am ever proven wrong i am self immolating

[ornate bone]

erm what the sigmar

[violet hornet]

It has multiple endings and shit

[wheat matrix]

Seen

[obsidian prairie]

Beautiful cat with homophobia 🧡 💙

[fossil plinth]

Lmfao tzeench doing pranks

[wheat matrix]

Oh wow yeah that’s rare

[royal vortex]

exactly

[ornate bone]

homophobia in the eyes is neat

[royal vortex]

my one green and one blue eye is represented primarily by anime catgirls

[wraith halo]

Noooo don't make me crack up I'm at the dermatologist

[plucky sparrow]

If you’re proven wrong simply immolate what was proving you wrong so you’re right again

[wheat matrix]

Gotta convince people around u ur not actually wearing contacts

[wheat matrix]

Arson solves lots of problems.

[royal vortex]

i wear glasses so i think its just like why would i go through the trouble of wearing both

my eyes are pretty but not very uh

useful

god intended for me to be placed on a pedestal and left there

[obsidian prairie]

The style

Easy

[wheat matrix]

Need to control the dark powers sealed within ur eye

[royal vortex]

troo

[wraith halo]

Magnus type shit

[hexed igloo]

Gotta go full fantasy mage researcher drip with eyes like that

[obsidian prairie]

I could pull that off actually

[wraith halo]

My eyes are earthy brown, like my mom, and shitty, just like my dad and his father before him

[hexed igloo]

The glasses with jeweled chains hanging off em

[obsidian prairie]

Already got the big round glasses and long hair

[wheat matrix]

I have bright blues

I like my eyes

Got lucky with them

[obsidian prairie]

Just need big robe and puff sleeves+hat

[fossil plinth]

I have greenish blue or blueish greens

[hexed igloo]

To fit with my record of being the most average person in existence I have brown eyes and brown hair

[visual stream]

Same

[wheat matrix]

I’ve got a friend who’s blonde and has blue eyes. We take the piss a lot.

[visual stream]

They turned into blue-ish greens these days though

[obsidian prairie]

Brown eyes and deep brown hair

[wheat matrix]

I have brown hair

But long

And thick

[hexed igloo]

Poop eyes and deep poop hair

[obsidian prairie]

My hair is like

Actually ensorcelled

It just stays nice no matter what

[royal vortex]

u cant say this. ur scoring an own-goal

[visual stream]

Take it back or I'm snatching your wig

[carmine lance]

I shared my appearance with online friends once, they said I look like a russian ufc fighter

[wheat matrix]

Bro just threatened to run a fade on his fade holy shit

[wheat matrix]

Lmao

[hexed igloo]

Just cos I can afford one bro you ain't gotta be that salty you ain't got the bag for a hair system

[fossil plinth]

Okay people thank you all sweet awesome people that helped me out and gave advices you all are great its 1 am for me I need to get some sleep im blocking out

[hexed igloo]

Sweet dreams

[fossil plinth]

Goodnight everyone I hope I feel better when I wake up

[visual stream]

With all that showering you ain't doing you got a hair system alright

[hexed igloo]

I'll have you know I showered 4 days ago

[visual stream]

my bad gang

[royal vortex]

I don't like this answer

Please take it back

[hexed igloo]

I'm going au naturale

Bitches love a guy with a musk

[royal vortex]

Someone open a trap door under this guy

[plush estuary]

2 hours.....

[visual stream]

You know that lady from the episode of spongebob whose hair and eyes burned off because he was stinking

That's just aura

[hexed igloo]

Real shit that's what I'm aiming for

[violet hornet]

just enough time to run another one while you wait

[hexed igloo]

I'm pheremonemaxxing

[visual stream]

Looks like a good amount of time to play StP

[royal vortex]

Waterboarding you with body wash

[hexed igloo]

Instead of using butter I just run the knife over my scalp

[royal vortex]

You've made an enemy with that sentence

[hexed igloo]

Infinite parmesan generator

[visual stream]

You're not on the mayo strat yet?

[hexed igloo]

No that's something else

[hexed igloo]

You wanted an enemy right

[royal vortex]

I'd prefer one with better hygiene

[hexed igloo]

You don't get to pick and choose opps you take what you get

[violet hornet]

slopposition

[void bison]

just view him like a shadow of mordor orc and kill him to reroll a new nemesis

[hexed igloo]

That's something else entirely

[visual stream]

Mechanic still in copyright Purgatory btw 💔

[void bison]

its okay, Gamers dont deserve good things

[violet hornet]

yeah we deserve to be oppressed

[visual stream]

I suppose you're right

Sigh... this troubles me so much,. I need to take a couple sips of my matcha and read some fem lit to decompress

[hexed igloo]

Poser us real male feminists are doing that 3 times daily

[void bison]

I was thinking about women's suffrage the other day and almost cried 😭 im just one of those guys thats just so feminist and like I just respect women so much that like its chill man haha

not like other guys fs