zealot-class

[frosty herald]

A republican senator might support mamdami

[solar gorge]

they'd never bomb their own land

that never happened

[frosty herald]

And a democratic one might support texas

[deft badge]

The palantir drone detecting an anti trump thought so it executes me

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[deft badge]

The US government would never enact a false flag attack on it's own soil

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/saruman-palantir-gif-19765279

[deft badge]

That would never happen

[solar gorge]

that never happened

[visual stream]

Do not look up Ruby Ridge

[sullen forge]

“Man I think Zionism is kinda bad”

I say .5 seconds before my head explodes like a watermelon getting hit with a sledgehammer

[deft badge]

What the fuck is 9/11

[solar gorge]

you have angered Israel...

[frosty herald]

The boston dynamics drone straightup blowing my shit up after thinking about ruby ridge

[carmine falcon]

mossadgpt sniper this man

[solar gorge]

thank you

[visual stream]

who up blowin bubbales rn

[elfin axle]

I'm curious, would a party of four stealth knife zealots be able to finish the rolling steel mission in record time if someone wanted to grind 48 missions out of 100 with no downs quickly?

[frosty herald]

Twins is faster

[visual stream]

As many times as you can manage before the mission disappears from board

[elfin axle]

Valid point

[visual stream]

Probably 3 completions or something

[elfin axle]

How does the twins skip work again

I rang the bell when I entered QP

And it didn't seem to work

[frosty herald]

I believe the host needs to attack the bell

[elfin axle]

Ah

[sullen forge]

Have you done the set up?

[frosty herald]

And have beaten hardmode

I believe

[solar gorge]

did u beat HM twins before ?

[elfin axle]

Long, long time ago

Yeah when it first came out as a special thing

[carmine lance]

I still need to do hardmode twins

[solar gorge]

then you should be able to hit the bell

[carmine lance]

Oh lambda did you see the bit I started doing with my zealot lol

[solar gorge]

uh no

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265407183626178643/1455996378932183061/togif.gif

[ornate bone]

chat should i waste melk money on this

[carmine lance]

Asking because I shared it here a couple times but I probably should’ve pinged you

One sec

[frosty herald]

No

[ornate bone]

this already seems to suck

[carmine lance]

Truly I have peaked, I will never be funny again https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1452157546201874515/1456901755324600472/image.png?ex=695b5e7e&is=695a0cfe&hm=727c66098276c35efa13edb66f07c7ff48ccd9453ba0b277c6a5903b3039a791&

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/asgore-deltarune-truck-sans-undertale-gif-9001435397296334635

[carmine lance]

LMAO

Fucking real

If they add pink footwear you know I gotta grab it

[solar gorge]

so happy Silksong won GOTY

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1421373625369497661/pvz.gif

[carmine lance]

Agreed

[deft badge]

I'm glad SHf won artstyle

Cause that game is genuinely beautiful

[slate notch]

What weapons do you recommend for martyr? Not the relic

[solar gorge]

thammer

[frosty herald]

Relic blade mk2

[carmine lance]

Relic blade
Idk really any 2 hander weapon feels good with martyrdom

[slate notch]

fuck that weapon. ty

[solar gorge]

thammer

[stuck thicket]

mfw i like an anti zionist tiktok and my smoke alarm starts blaring

[carmine lance]

Hold on quick question

[frosty herald]

mk7 taxe

[carmine lance]

Have you maxed out the weapon mastery on relic blade

[solar gorge]

thammer...

[slate notch]

Me? Yes, ofc

[carmine lance]

Ok carry on

[slate notch]

I hate that weapon

[carmine falcon]

why

[carmine lance]

Was just gonna say I don’t think you can have an accurate feel for a weapon before the weapon mastery is maxed out, because you’re not using it at its most capable

Fucking killing myself for using it’s instead of its, I’m a fucking english major

Fuck my stupid literate life

[carmine falcon]

anyway anything works with marty

cause u juice the dmg and speed of everything

[carmine lance]

Yeah

[carmine falcon]

try marty knife and watch the animations break

[carmine lance]

I personally enjoy relic blade because the cleave is crazy and tbh it’s not awful at dealing with crushers

[solar gorge]

thammmmmmer

rnnnghhgg

[sullen forge]

You like the “Israel is kinda bad” comment and your phone starts ticking and suddenly becomes incredibly hot to the touch

[carmine lance]

Just takes a few overheads on mark 10

[slate notch]

slow, clunky

[carmine falcon]

its fast on marty

[carmine lance]

Brother are you sure you’re using martyrdom

[frosty herald]

you get a notif of a 1000 dollar transaction to the adl

[carmine lance]

It literally gives you swing speed bonus

[solar gorge]

me 10 hours ago

[carmine lance]

I can assure you that on martyrdom relic blade has a very nice swing speed at lower wounds

[solar gorge]

thmmr..

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747995745247953097/1330031215394164756/togif.gif

[carmine lance]

The damage also makes it not feel miserable with horde clear when it’s not activated

[frosty herald]

i like that it bounces off when its not activated

[carmine lance]

Though activating it will still make a difference with elites

Yeah

[carmine lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164976879330152500/1344918245764759552/caption-2.gif

[solar gorge]

maduro's final words

[carmine lance]

Pffft

[sterile basalt]

relic 10

[solar gorge]

those who roid

[ornate bone]

considering buying this so bad

at least just the helmet

[solar gorge]

get the blue one

it's betttr

[carmine lance]

Helmet is much better than the cowl gas mask

[ornate bone]

i dont like the blue chest tbh

[solar gorge]

urgh

[carmine lance]

Blue looks nicer tho

[ornate bone]

i dont like the color of it neither the dirty part of it

this doesnt look good imo

[carmine lance]

I like that part the most honestly

[solar gorge]

it adds character!!!

[ornate bone]

not a fan

[stuck thicket]

look at the back of the legs

trust me

[carmine lance]

I see that I really think “yeah that krieger has been in the trenches”

It sells the look

[ornate bone]

i just dont think it matches the helmet it comes with

[stuck thicket]

i think the armageddon sets look hard

[carmine lance]

It’s literally the 10th edition models

[stuck thicket]

pulls off the trench coat gas mask combo better than krieg

[ornate bone]

i kinda want the commissar helmets for my krieg but idk if it would look good

let me check rq

[solar gorge]

the blue's a bit brighter but i don't mind

a bit

yeah a lot actually

[carmine lance]

I think I did it better than everyone else with the krieg set though :)

[ornate bone]

it kinda goes hard tbh

[solar gorge]

so bad, u can see they didn't even get rid of that weird shadow that's a leftover from the helmet version

smh

[carmine lance]

The sans undertale fit is peak and I refuse to hear otherwise

[ornate bone]

i might buy it but not entirely sure

i need like 8k aquilas to buy everything i want

just gotta recheck

[sullen forge]

Nooticing a Krieg Commissar before Steel Legion even gets the Pot Helm + Hat combo

Nooticing they hate drip

[solar gorge]

SL has already peaked

[ornate bone]

i actually need 5400 aquilas

[solar gorge]

with the parade polish helmet

[stuck thicket]

pyri tf2

[carmine lance]

SL?

[solar gorge]

Steel legion

[carmine lance]

Star League? BATTLETECH????

ah alright

[sullen forge]

That’s what I’m saying literally just that With the cap and they’re done

[carmine lance]

[sullen forge]

Money Generator

[ornate bone]

I'd need to buy the 7k pack and its too fucking expensive for me

[solar gorge]

krieg can't even get a tube for their gasmask

bwahaha

[carmine lance]

Because it’d have to be tied either to the helmet or the chest

And it’d look weird as well without both

[solar gorge]

the SL helmet ties to the back of it and it looks fine

[carmine lance]

Kriegers use the box filter

[sullen forge]

L

[ornate bone]

i prefer the new one

[carmine lance]

Oh yeah speaking of

[solar gorge]

i don't like the new ones

no cloth physics

[carmine lance]

I do have that box filter shipping for the cosplay

[ornate bone]

i dont see those anyways

[carmine lance]

Very excited about that

[ornate bone]

im buying the 7k aquila pack...

i have 2k left

[sullen forge]

The only W the SL has had over Krieg in ages btw

[unreal hull]

🇼

[sullen forge]

Actually correct gas mask

[ornate bone]

le trench marino

yippe

[carmine lance]

Honestly hoping for a proper miltarum backpack soon

I want to complete the krieger look

The one with the full wrap around with the blanket tied onto the top

[ornate bone]

should i buy just 100 aquilas to get this fit for my future ogryn

[carmine lance]

No

You already spent what you said was a lot of money

[ornate bone]

yeah but 500 aquilas is 10 BRL which is like enough tobuy a can of coke

[carmine lance]

I agree with the sentiment about not being the richest man in the cemetery later in life, but it is a good idea to still be somewhat money smart

[sterile stone]

You're asking questions you're not ready for the answer for

[acoustic dune]

Ur mom

[sterile stone]

I'm gonna launch you back to 2005 along with that old ass comeback

[ornate bone]

and if i get the 500 aquila pack i can get enough to buy the krieg fit instead too

goes hard asf

[acoustic dune]

Ur mom

[ornate bone]

meh actually ill wait till the shop refreshes

[acoustic dune]

10 dilla for a darktide skin

Crazy

[sullen forge]

CRAZY

[sterile stone]

I'm ngl

For as shit as bungie is

Atleast they will sell shaders

[modern jasper]

god i hate this commodores vesture

[sterile stone]

Darktide do some shit like

Hey

I see you like that armor

[modern jasper]

but i guess it makes sense after i've waited like a year for relic blade skin

[sterile stone]

Then 4 months later

I see you liked that armor

But how about

[modern jasper]

gotta release straight water to balance it out

[sterile stone]

IN RED?

[carmine lance]

It’s only the helmets too

[sterile stone]

Nah not even

[acoustic dune]

This is why I like to play princess gress up game
Space marine 2

[stuck thicket]

all i need is to level the bastard a lil

[carmine lance]

Don’t even change the rest of the fit so that the color scheme is consistent

[sterile stone]

There's unreleased armors that's a reskin of the enforcers

[acoustic dune]

I know what I am spending moolah on

[sterile stone]

There's several

countem

SEVERAL

recolors of the exact same armor

[carmine lance]

Oh I remember seeing y’all talking about the red arbites coat lol

[sterile stone]

That's been sold

[sterile stone]

Nah

Not even

[carmine lance]

Oh yeah lmao

[modern jasper]

Still waiting on that black/white enforcer skin

[sterile stone]

You remember that veteran outfit with the grenade belt

[modern jasper]

I realllyyyyyy want it

[sterile stone]

There's like 2 or 3 other recolorings of it

[acoustic dune]

20 dilla
The price double cause they know we want them

[carmine lance]

The legacy of vraks combat knife and dropship trooper boot knife skins

Are the exact same fucking thing

Except for THE TINIEST DIFFERENCE in shade of color

[modern jasper]

unless they straight up just release the same item idrc

[carmine lance]

One is ever so slightly darker on the metal part of the knife

[modern jasper]

if me like thing me spend money on thing

simple as

shrugs

[carmine lance]

It took me so damn long to notice

[acoustic dune]

I like a good deal

Stink tide doesn't give me a good deal

[modern jasper]

Understandable, its all in the eye of the beholder ig

[acoustic dune]

I guess
Then again
Mods exist for this type of.reason

[sterile stone]

I'm just bummed scum isn't getting new stuff

And people can't say it's coming cause like...

[modern jasper]

Whats the point of showing off your drip if you can't show it off to anyone

[sterile stone]

We know that ain't true

[acoustic dune]

Imagine a trash can suit

[sterile stone]

That's zealot fashion

[acoustic dune]

Then I play mordhau or sm2

[sterile stone]

CVS reciepts and garbage bags

[acoustic dune]

No...
That would be a candle.suit

Made out of wax

[sterile stone]

I will pull out the veteran blackout candle fit if I have to dammit

[acoustic dune]

OK fine
Zealot need more form fitting latex suit

How does hive scum get to be torso naked

[sterile stone]

[acoustic dune]

But not zealot

[sterile stone]

You gotta show off all those tats

[acoustic dune]

ITS NOT FAIR

[ivory marlin]

Why model underwear if we cant see it

[acoustic dune]

this is why I play sm2

[sterile stone]

Nah what's not fair is

Why Scum has the only non fucked haircut

[acoustic dune]

Ermm bc hive scum fashion is cool?

[ivory marlin]

More games need mullets

[acoustic dune]

Unlike yall mog ass

[sterile stone]

Like how is it the fucking actual bottom rung of society doesn't have patchy haircuts

But a former soldier does?

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/pbell-gif-8276452950321365755

[sterile stone]

[acoustic dune]

There hairstylist get paid

[sterile stone]

Best cut in game

Fight me

[ivory marlin]

My guy looks more like hes on drugs than yours

[solar gorge]

can't beat the mohawk on scum

[acoustic dune]

Jelly mog his opinion

He chosee the ahhh stinky stinky hipster haircut

And shit beard

[north sedge]

ogryn too

[ivory marlin]

This guy looks like hes listens to metal/punk rock just to manipulate bisexual women better

[sterile stone]

That's a oddly specific description.

[acoustic dune]

Tbf that lad have no shirt that fit them

[ivory marlin]

Im good at those

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jared-leto-jared-leto-bun-hair-gif-4952555

Hipster

It's the hipster hairstyle

Or performative male or smth

[glad ermine]

Since when does metal pull anything

I'd be lord inquisitor of the baddies by those means

[ivory marlin]

Idk

I don’t think i listen to metal

[royal vortex]

i listen to concrete

[ivory marlin]

Its so much sound that i get overwhelmed

[ivory marlin]

He purrs so loud dude

[glad ermine]

Funny enough that's one of the plenty reasons i do like the genre, just like classical too

Many instruments and musical complexity is kewl

[acoustic dune]

WHY IS BLUD DISAPOINT IN ME

[glad ermine]

Gives my brain stuff to work with

[acoustic dune]

I HAVE YET TO DO ANYTH8NG

[ivory marlin]

So fun fact he was purring so hard i could feel it through my bed

But he looked so evil

[acoustic dune]

Blud is aura farming

That's why you felt it

[ivory marlin]

I miss him

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-goku-dbz-dragon-ball-super-saiyan-gif-8246706

[visual stream]

Black cats either beings of chaos and mystery or little loving beasts

[ivory marlin]

I HATE WORKING

[acoustic dune]

You on vacation or smth?

[ivory marlin]

No im at work

[acoustic dune]

Next time I am on vacation

I am going for 4 days

Max

I MISS MY partner

[ivory marlin]

I could not handle being that long away from the concrete

Spent the night at a friends a bit ago and cried because i missed concrete

Hes my little baby boy

[zealous mountain]

Is mobility still the best dump stat on the relic blade?

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[lapis cave]

My black cat is a gremlin and I love him. Extremely affectionate though given to mischief.

[ivory marlin]

Concrete is a little weirdo

Part of me thinks he might have some mental stuff

But i cannot afford the vet bill to find out

Hes very sweet tho

[solar gorge]

poop on shin cat

[ivory marlin]

Dude

Still don’t really understand how he got poop on his chin

[sterile stone]

That's not a hipster haircut in the slightest what

[ornate bone]

good?

[sterile stone]

Shit like this is sure

[acoustic dune]

I'll be honest idk what a hipster look like

Where's the man bun

[sterile stone]

I hope a wild animal hits you with a rusted crowbar

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/smooth-getting-ready-lets-do-this-man-bun-makeup-gif-14192989

[acoustic dune]

Mhmgh

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/modern-family-spray-squirt-annoyed-irritated-gif-4445288

[acoustic dune]

At this point what are you expecting

[glossy nimbus]

Knifer wants to get attacked by a furry

[acoustic dune]

Especially a cougar

[misty nova]

Nuh uh

[ornate bone]

bleh

[glossy nimbus]

Deploy the 65 year old

[acoustic dune]

Hadron

[misty nova]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2007806006076817429

Pinglyadya (@pinglyadya)

Helldivers when they use the same unoptimized build on different fronts #HELLDIVERS2

Quoting corkscrew (@corkscrewani)
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STAR BANGING SHIELD #SIGNALIS

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FixupX · Jan 4, 2026, 1:27 PM

[ornate bone]

👀

[wraith halo]

mobility 60 or bust

[ornate bone]

LETS GO

[glossy nimbus]

I'm gonna remove your corneas and implant a device that only lets you see bad things

[acoustic dune]

From nightmare to bad?

[deft badge]

I wear my nightmare vision goggles and everything looks the same

[ivory marlin]

Why yall ganging up on knify

[acoustic dune]

This is a win for me

[ivory marlin]

What he do

[acoustic dune]

Be me

https://tenor.com/view/mog-mogged-snowman-gif-5368055129249858152

[ivory marlin]

I wear my pyro vision goggles and everything looks the same

[acoustic dune]

They call me the debt collectors for a reason

[ivory marlin]

Just a glimpse into my joyous and whimsical life

[acoustic dune]

Literal knify debt

[ivory marlin]

No one calls you that

[acoustic dune]

Might aswell with the amount of debt I am getting

Do nothing

Knify debt

Smh

[ivory marlin]

You should pay me 2,000 usd and ill clear your debt

[glossy nimbus]

Fin 60

[acoustic dune]

Noz

:3

[ivory marlin]

😔

[acoustic dune]

I have a 60 damage knife

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-funny-to-me-40k-warhammer40k-rogal-dorn-alfabusa-gif-27259111

[ivory marlin]

I see why people hate you

[acoustic dune]

To the knify debt that goes

[glossy nimbus]

Y

Tf r u doing w that

[acoustic dune]

Bleed knife

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-funny-to-me-40k-warhammer40k-rogal-dorn-alfabusa-gif-27259111

[ivory marlin]

Were you dropped as a child?

[glossy nimbus]

Can I start beating you with blunt objects

I don't hate you i just want to do violence

[acoustic dune]

A TV gor drop on me

This is not a joke

[ivory marlin]

Damn

[acoustic dune]

I also like to troll people with the bleed knife

Just be happy it ain't shroudfield piety

[ivory marlin]

Only troll build i ever had was pre marlstroms

With the agrapeena revolver on vet

[acoustic dune]

Shotgun sniper on vet

[ivory marlin]

Basically

The build SUCKED

But if a boss spawned i killed it instantly

Purely boss dmg

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/6dollarballoon/status/2007817967917240597?s=20

Fable (@6dollarballoon)

I let panda sit on my desk while I played on my computer which pleased her very much

X · Jan 4, 2026, 2:14 PM

[ivory marlin]

Kitr

[sterile stone]

Cheese

[sullen forge]

Creature on the verge of tears

[ivory marlin]

Im getting touch ups soon

[sterile stone]

You need to get a bible

And pray to whatever diety that will listen

To give you a better haircut

[ivory marlin]

My stylist is gonna go “please tell me you aren’t getting rid of the mullet” and ill go “nope its just getting too long”

[sterile stone]

I hate to see my one gay friend following trends

Where's the non mullet gays

[ivory marlin]

Im not your only gay friend

Statistically impossible

[sterile stone]

I mean I'm pretty sure you are

[royal vortex]

You're his gay enemy

[ivory marlin]

So true

[solar gorge]

gay menace

can't say the other one

[royal vortex]

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/pootis-engage-pootis-engage-what-confused-gif-25339394

[sullen forge]

Almost saying the F word…

[ivory marlin]

What happened to freedom of speech

Smh

[sterile stone]

We use to have rights

Then some of y'all mfs started trauma dumping and talking about your kinks

[ivory marlin]

💀

[sterile stone]

Now we on gov watch lists

[ivory marlin]

“Yall”

https://tenor.com/view/im-nothing-like-yall-nothing-like-yall-im-nothing-like-yall-fish-fish-meme-gif-7279072448778168854

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/slide-gotta-go-leaving-fall-melt-gif-16616002

[sullen forge]

Then people got a bit quirky and said “hmm today I will say the hard R for no reason”

[sterile stone]

Or in some extreme cases

Saying they endorse slavery

Like what the fuck bruv

[sullen forge]

🥀

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/todays-topic-slavery-slavery-pagalworld-gif-734609411228272512

[ivory marlin]

Ogryn race wars

[sullen forge]

The great Ogryn chat purge

Not all Ogryns but always an Ogryn

LMAO

[heady rapids]

no that was the f slur

https://tenor.com/view/elrond-lotr-lord-of-the-tings-lord-elrond-3000years-gif-13229890

[carmine lance]

Remembering the time someone in ogryn chat was whining that fat shark hated ogryn after literally buffing the class. I said “damn, ogryn players really are dumb as bricks” and he called me a “tardo” in response

[ivory marlin]

How many pre purge people are left

[heady rapids]

im the og

[ivory marlin]

Im going to eat your heart with a spoon

[carmine lance]

This was in gen chat by the way so in no way am I surprised. They also went after someone else for having the trans flag in their pfp.

[median steeple]

Thas gay

[ivory marlin]

Insane

[carmine lance]

Dawg when are the ladies supposed to be all over me, I’m on the spectrum and currently not making any income

[ivory marlin]

Learn mtg

Trust bro its the method

[carmine lance]

LMAO

[solar gorge]

i really want to read the details of the op tho

[carmine lance]

Nah I’m already covered I’m a warhammer fan

[solar gorge]

maybe in 4 years

[ivory marlin]

Mtg got that you can be both

[carmine lance]

True…

[ivory marlin]

One of the cards in the tyranid deck is like one of the most popular izzet commanders

[carmine lance]

Interesting

[ivory marlin]

I have a magnus the red deck

Its ASS

I gotta fix it

Might make a mortarion deck but mono black is doodoo let me add green

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/17777520268452253775/E588F8B9372D51520ED6B45BD6044A3AC68E0561/

[drowsy steppe]

waow

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald

THEY GONNA SEND YOUR ASS INTO THE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[carmine lance]

What

[plush estuary]

Lmao

Dutch territory

[carmine lance]

Why is the prime minister of the netherlands putting the dutch flag over the us

[north sedge]

i hear floida is nice this time of year

[carmine lance]

Through shitty ai at that

[carmine lance]

I don’t want to go south :(

[heady rapids]

i fw whatever this is

[carmine lance]

That’s where the crack heads are

[heady rapids]

also

[north sedge]

oh what about wiscoinsia

[heady rapids]

GANADA

[carmine lance]

Gay canada

[heady rapids]

the dutch have completely lost the plot

[ivory marlin]

Did the dutch ever know the plot?

[frosty herald]

LOL

[heady rapids]

its gonna be d day 2

d standing for dutch

we gonna send your ass there ya m

[frosty herald]

Not the prime minister

Former voorzitter van de pvv i believe

[heady rapids]

MADE UP WORDS

BTW

[frosty herald]

The image is obv ai

Oh

Schoof is actualy the prime minister

Oopsie

[heady rapids]

HE DOESNT KNOW THE NAME OF HIS PM

YAM

YOU'RE LITERALLY THE PIC

[frosty herald]

SHUT UP

[heady rapids]

UR LITERALLY THIS

[frosty herald]

We dont have a goverment currently

[heady rapids]

HOLY SHIT

YOU ARE LITERALLY THIS PIC

IM DYING

[frosty herald]

Rob jetten will become the prime minister soon

[heady rapids]

IM CRYING MAN

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-slap-the-face-slap-in-the-face-the-slap-gif-1662083169737880659

[elfin axle]

You know what would be afunny april fools update for Darktide

Ragers can dodge like players

[plush estuary]

dreg maulers using Dclaw

[elfin axle]

machine pistol dual wielding ragers

[hexed igloo]

How would a machine pistol dual wield ragers

Ain't got no hands

[ivory marlin]

Grenaders that throw bursters

[elfin axle]

Nurgle gifts obviously

Chaos Spawn that has multiple boombringers on its tendrils to fire at random assortment over the course of boss fight

[ivory marlin]

I think fs should add the flamer ogryn boss thats been sitting in the game files for years

But only for april fools

[plush estuary]

so are dreg maulers

psyker even as voicelines for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWvFtyNtlNc&t=1067s

2:26

"Dreg mauler, there!"

[hard nexus]

i wonder how las pistol equipped chaff would be

like imagine bruisers with las pistols firing at you as they run in to melee

[plush estuary]

they'd side dodge off the map

also willow

[hard nexus]

what up

[plush estuary]

look at this bounce

[ivory marlin]

Darktide should make it so the cosmetics you equip give armor values

[hard nexus]

terrible accuracy and low damage

but it’d be neat

[elfin axle]

That's unfortunate lmaoo

[plush estuary]

the vet also just fell over

[elfin axle]

I had a horrifying experience with poxburster timing wise few days back too.

[hard nexus]

lmfao holy abysmal

[elfin axle]

Mind if I share it?

[plush estuary]

I wish for bursters having kill overrides with each other

[hard nexus]

it’s zealot chat just post it

[hard nexus]

real !

h40 seeing a burster blow up another TOWARD YOU is terrifying

[plush estuary]

I hate in havoc they push each other with their hp increase making them not 1 shot each other

[elfin axle]

Fair, I just dislike coming off as 'one upping funny clips' as opposed in response.

[ivory marlin]

If i could remove 1 enemy from the game id remove smikers

[elfin axle]

Dave was traumatized to see what happened.

[ivory marlin]

This is my best zealot clip

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[ivory marlin]

I think i was heavy spamming cuz knife spam is still so ingrained into my brain

[hard nexus]

@ivory marlin

[elfin axle]

I believed the director was punshing me for carrying/speedrunning prior two games at low difficulty (I was only max level with full of level 1s in lobby as I wanted to knock off some easy penances and boost someone)

The director giveth, and taketh away...

[ivory marlin]

Ive gotten better but also fuck you

[hard nexus]

look at the second clip

[ivory marlin]

Damn

In my haste of ego checking i let my anger take hold

I apologize

[hard nexus]

sigh

[elfin axle]

Oh quick question

[hard nexus]

if you wanna get ego checked

hold on

[elfin axle]

With zealot knife builds, they're generally not great against ragers yeah? And takes two heavy knife to kill gunners? I'm definitely enjoying the intense mobility of knife zealot for first time ever but notice time to kill is definitely something I feel in certain situation

[ivory marlin]

I have 0 good zealot clips aside from thid

[elfin axle]

Like having to cut down 1 out of 20 gunners in a line

[ivory marlin]

These are my only “good” clips i own

[elfin axle]

So I've been trying to weave knife throws with combat knife to do 'one two' kills, is that a good use of it or not?

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iEATxoAJJ36JHvpgm?invite=cr-MSxrMk4sMjA0ODY2MDQ3&v=4

[ivory marlin]

Thats crazy

Look at the scum clip tho

2 snipers back to back with 0 wiffs

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j1XTHdL0FAo-oVq1q?invite=cr-MSx5VXAsMjA0ODY2MDQ3&v=8

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j9lyuYOws2TfWMcz2?invite=cr-MSxCUnAsMjA0ODY2MDQ3&v=9

[ivory marlin]

Just tell me to kms atp

[plush estuary]

newest thumbnail

[ivory marlin]

Hi ainz

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

that reminds me of the 40 fucking ragers card

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iD8i5IrY1xv6b3K4C?invite=cr-MSxBc2YsMjA0ODY2MDQ3&v=10

[ivory marlin]

:(

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iASyxqIUh2OGWVtiy?invite=cr-MSw1UWosMjA0ODY2MDQ3&v=5

[hard nexus]

this one is my current knife record

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iKFJAvER879odvuTE?invite=cr-MSx0QmMsMjA0ODY2MDQ3&v=5

[ivory marlin]

Im blocking you now whitoid

Bye liberal

[hard nexus]

im still proud of this one

it was a headshot

and my first throw

[carmine falcon]

ive gotten another funny haha

[hard nexus]

youll never out-ego me

you're just lucky im so humble

[frosty herald]

Died from ball fart

[carmine falcon]

bro did a spin to win

the impact looks so funny

[frosty herald]

cant wait to spend an unreasonable amount of time in the battle barge arena

[carmine falcon]

hopefully its at least as good as psychanium (copium)

so i can uninstall the mod

[frosty herald]

imagine they have parry trials

[carmine falcon]

i know the timings to the point where i can probably do them blind

[narrow mauve]

at least something good

[lean cairn]

@plush estuary dt soon?

large birger...

[narrow mauve]

i can be a replacement if necessary

[hexed igloo]

Speaking of unreasonable amount of time I spent 2 hours to complete a single gog quest last night

Mfs keep carting

Saw a guy die to the fuckin tick damage just before the big nuke

[sterile stone]

Silence the thoughts of outward thinking.

[ivory marlin]

You built like you think outside the box while in a triangle

[frozen kernel]

I don’t own KCD2 and I’ve had HK since before even Grimm Troupe, but that still felt like a dirty snipe

[sterile stone]

You're built like a stack of unpaid bills

[ivory marlin]

Lowkenuinely yeah

[frozen kernel]

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/ff14-frog-vibing-final-fantasy14-magic-gif-17118051

[ivory marlin]

Hi yog i love you yog

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/ff14-frog-vibing-final-fantasy14-magic-gif-17118051

[sullen forge]

I like how they’re getting more and more progressively incoherent

[frosty herald]

Ainz making gems

[narrow mauve]

mentality

can you please make one of them that's just specialists

[lean cairn]

burger on the grill

yum

@plush estuary

made a mod to replace all captains with birger nuthock

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/perfection-perfect-michael-fassbender-magneto-x-men-first-class-gif-2260686001358167676

[lean cairn]

scab captains have 213 names but dreg captains only have 25 wtf

[narrow mauve]

nurgle is unoriginal

and stale.

so of course all of his champions would be named the exact same

[lean cairn]

its just localisation

what if i could add a sword to their name when they're a sword captain...

no clue

[sullen forge]

Can you only do this with captains or with any boss

[lean cairn]

any boss

[sullen forge]

Immediately naming the BON “Annoying Cunt”

[sullen forge]

Yeah fitting

Plauge Ogryn being named “Participation Award”

[elfin thorn]

omg this is hilarious

[sterile stone]

@nimble fiber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9PNREFiJoc&list=LL&index=77

[lean cairn]

beast mode

[frosty herald]

how about jordie

https://tenor.com/view/wings-of-redemption-wings-i-cant-take-this-no-more-gif-23668816

[sullen forge]

I can’t do it

I can’t take this shit no more

[sterile stone]

@nimble fiber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ0F1Vcp8nc&list=LL&index=78

Last one

[wraith halo]

Big slug

BoNs really are the most cuntish bosses aren't they

Hate those mfs

[sullen forge]

Dont you like the boss that turns the game into a turn based RPG

[narrow mauve]

i hate them too

my personal favourite boss gotta be the pogryn

[wraith halo]

Chaos spawn sweeps imo

Plague ogryn is great tho

[deft badge]

I like CSpawn cause it gives me a warm sense of nostalgia for VT2 tbh

[wheat matrix]

ogryn is such a non-threat

it's kinda hard to like it

[narrow mauve]

yeah exactly

[deft badge]

Agreed

[wraith halo]

It feels like they wanted to make a slow tanky boss which is fine, but then they compensate for that by giving it ridiculous corruption with its trail and vomit, incap, and only having one real damage spot

[narrow mauve]

CS is a fun boss too

[wraith halo]

Across the multiverse everyone enjoys killing a fleshbag

[nimble fiber]

I smoked to it

[deft badge]

CS is cool and engaging

It's

Tbh probably the most engaging boss in DT

[wraith halo]

It's fun to fight and feels amazing to kill

[deft badge]

It for sure isn't BoN or PlOgryn

[wraith halo]

It's just this big angry ball of meat that wants you dead

[deft badge]

The only engaging captain is sword captain imo

[wheat matrix]

bon is pretty shit imo

[deft badge]

And uh twins are twins

[wheat matrix]

I dont like rodin, but that's because he ends up just fucking covering the map in nades

[deft badge]

Yes.

[wheat matrix]

i wouldnt mind if they detonated after he throws enough or after some time or something

[wraith halo]

They need to give that ability a CD increase

[wraith halo]

Or this

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-dap-me-up-mr-boss-pim-super-monkey-ball-gif-982477278828963206

[narrow mauve]

make them despawn after like 15 or 20 seconds

[wheat matrix]

mfw im not in a giant map

[narrow mauve]

fixed

[wheat matrix]

so he covers the ENTIRE Arena in them

[narrow mauve]

yeah its especially fun when hordes start coming in during the boss

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/silencing-the-evil-shut-up-cat-spam-gif-12771978950366181258

[narrow mauve]

so you have to work with even more limited space

[wraith halo]

Me trying to kite ragers only to fucking get super cancer and aids and lose all my toughness

[narrow mauve]

yeah
basically

rinda is actually engaging as a boss and fun to fight

rodin is the bitchass that hangs around the sidelines and does dogshit until suddenly half the map is covered in grenades

[deft badge]

1v1ing Rinda is pretty gd fun tbh

Sword captains are cool

[wraith halo]

I hate her solely because she bullied me when I was a noob and didn't know how to handle her, and she would ALWAYS focus me

[wheat matrix]

Yeah the gunner cap is just annoying

doesn't feel good

[narrow mauve]

does nothing for a minute
shoots once
drains all your toughness
throws grenades

[lean cairn]

@plush estuary how long you been going

[narrow mauve]

i do seriously feel like the gunner cap/rodin does absolutely nothing most of the time, like it's just stuck changing positions or sum

[deft badge]

Yeah

Rodin is there to be annoying

You don't die to rodin

[wraith halo]

Shotgun champion has great sound design at least

[deft badge]

You die to area denial

[wraith halo]

His shotgun sounds so nice

I wouldn't mind a new monstrosity ngl

[deft badge]

I want nurgling hordes

I just want a shared health pool of like 77 Nurglings as a horde boss

[wraith halo]

NURGLINGS
-Horde of Many-

[obsidian prairie]

I have suggested nurgling swarms as an enemy thats a blob of like 12k infested hp but it takes more damage based on cleave

[deft badge]

I'd be down for that tbh

[wraith halo]

Me with my relic blade:

I support this idea however

[narrow mauve]

that does sound neat

[wraith halo]

Would be terrible on h40/monstrous

Specialists

Imagine 3 nurgling waves

Along with BoN

[full nebula]

just make'em little bastards like in boltgun but make them do tiny corrpution amounts if they hit you

[deft badge]

Thatd be pretty fuckin funny tbh

[full nebula]

assail against 20 8 inch tall nurgling

[wraith halo]

Where's the punt button when you need it

[carmine lance]

we should have a kick button honestly

that would be funny

[wheat matrix]

me when i punt the nurgling and watch my foot melt off afterwards

[carmine lance]

lol

[narrow mauve]

half life 2 cinematic mod flashbacks

[sterile stone]

I present to you

Stimm crate

[narrow mauve]

i hated them in boltgun
constantly hopping up and down like caffinated children

[sterile stone]

Zealot aura

aaaand

[narrow mauve]

makes them impossible to saw in half

[sterile stone]

Field improv

[full nebula]

just make'em run

make them knock down poxwalkers so they can move them aside

be neat to have a boss that can spit them too

spit out a horde

make nurgle puke a few nurglings too

[lean cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343843246700625920/1453167478791475222/chad_popcorn.gif

[plush estuary]

I

love

buggy

bursters

[deft badge]

Run ended?

[plush estuary]

2 hours

down the drain

[narrow mauve]

You like being jumped on from around the corner, right?

[plush estuary]

not that

[deft badge]

Unpushable range or silent?

[narrow mauve]

Oh okay. I just find it funny when Poxbursters do a 90 degree turn mid-leap.

[deft badge]

Thats not even the buggy part of em tbh

Thats just them being weird

[narrow mauve]

It's funny.

[deft badge]

Lmfao

[full nebula]

this shits been happening for months

[deft badge]

How to kill fatmangus

[full nebula]

why would we attempt to fix enemy behavior though

fuck it

[deft badge]

Ledge them

For Honor ass poxbursters

[lean cairn]

what even happened

[narrow mauve]

fat hitbox

[lean cairn]

you hopped in mid air

[narrow mauve]

'fixed explosion hitboxes'

[full nebula]

the problem is the ai behavior

[plush estuary]

non pushable burster

caused me to misplay

the 1st burster on the stairs didnt push

[sterile stone]

He's just a late bloomer

[narrow mauve]

Hm, from my observation it seems like it just didn't register because when you pushed it was outside of your shove range.

[sterile stone]

Don't blame em

[full nebula]

ive posted this before but this clip is 6 months old

[narrow mauve]

Or shove degree i guess

[full nebula]

and they were being buggy at that point

[narrow mauve]

fried

friend

[sterile stone]

Nah the absolute worst of this shit is when bursters will run inside of a downed player and just sit there

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1210299642143834123/1456685694645702838/pFYvR32.mp4?ex=695be6c5&is=695a9545&hm=2c7a82e351384d90f4000cae5fca2acd04d299da3f82e072254817856986cb1f&

[deft badge]

Nah

Nothing can run DbD

Cause BHVR can't code

[obsidian prairie]

Nothing should run dbd

Its a hazard

[royal vortex]

Walk dbd instead

[deft badge]

Persistent stutter since the engine swap

[deft badge]

Genuinely yes

DbD is a cognitohazard

[frosty herald]

dbd is a trojan virus that gives you psychological damage irl

[carmine lance]

I’ve never touched dead by daylight and I’ve only ever gotten the impression that I should keep it that way

[sterile stone]

It's a ll inclusive community with many walks of life

While simultaneously being the most ego driven and toxic community out there only to be rivaled by league players

There's literal fucking terms for groups of players who go around specifically to make life hell for other players

Matter of fact you can find entire youtube playlists of people going against them

[wheat matrix]

this got worse after the "hitbox fixes"

and idk if it's just me

i barely noticed any hitbox issues prior

[carmine lance]

Lovely

[sullen forge]

Bully squads? Lmao

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/de-nada-bingo-guiño-gif-7208449200817841090

[sullen forge]

Yeah they literally stall obj as long as possible

Because their goal is to make the killer ragequit

So they’ll do the most ungodly toxic things possible

[twin wagon]

That or they'll abuse low mmr killers by tbagging and clicking them

To the point they had to make it harder todo both

[sullen forge]

It’s funny as fuck though watching them get ripped in half

[frosty herald]

dbd has reached a point where survivors will intentionally grief other survivors out of ego

[sullen forge]

Correct

Such as the life of Asyms

[deft badge]

Idk i got excited when I see full flashlight stack squads

[void bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1244083301367681105/1404989836691111966/togif.gif

[deft badge]

Fun to kill

And i know they'll do stupid shit

I played the game for awhile tho

[plush estuary]

guh

almost exact

sad

both runs ending at end event

[sullen forge]

Fatmangus yet again getting trolled by Darktide jank

[plush estuary]

1st run was just a me mistake

2nd was the game

[sterile stone]

Famous words of one of the devs

If you're having a tough time

Go play something else

[sullen forge]

Game dies

Huh wonder why the game isn’t doing so well now

[twin wagon]

DbD is sadly doing well

[sullen forge]

Notice they say sadly because the game is basically subjecting yourself to Chinese water torture

Cool concept, Asyms are fun when actually balanced incredibly carefully but holy shit

[solar gorge]

when u can just play outlast trials

why play deebeedee

[sullen forge]

It’s always the community that dunks it into the ground

Us Vs Them mentality

[twin wagon]

I mean the issue with dbd devs is they hear you and don't care

Walking dead situation with Otz been the prime example

[sullen forge]

That also

[twin wagon]

" We can do this to fix"

Crickets

[sullen forge]

Surely if we rework this-

Coyote howling in the distance

Wasn’t it the PTB of like October that just blatantly fed more into the survivor side or some shit

[frosty herald]

i wonder if theyll ever add plyer controlled prime assets

[sullen forge]

Cause like I don’t get how they can pull shit like that of doing changes where it’s nothing but +s for one side and -s for another

[frosty herald]

make a lore thing that a new mind control program has been released or sum

[frosty herald]

in dbd the killer is punished for killing

[deft badge]

Cause I like killer and invasions suck

[sterile stone]

It shouldn’t have to be that way either

But that's what happens when you have a monopoly on a market

You can just say fuck you to anyone who doesn't want your product

Cause I mean where else are they gonna go?

[deft badge]

I mean tbf its also on thr people who refuse to stop playing the game

Not outside

Thats for fuckin sure

[sullen forge]

It doesn’t hurt to play every so often but the tribalism is insane

[sterile stone]

It's the same way with other genres

Like Rust

[solar gorge]

i just really don't like the power dynamics in dbd

[sterile stone]

Like CoD

Like sports games

They're all monopolies essentially.

[solar gorge]

killerrs are like goofballs

when they should be scary in theory

[sterile stone]

That's bound to happen in any game unfortuantely

The scary honey moon phase can only last so long

[deft badge]

Well

Thats not really why

[tranquil bone]

this one

[deft badge]

Survivors account for 4/5ths of the playerbase

[sullen forge]

Correct

[deft badge]

So most changes take them into account moreso than killers

[sullen forge]

It’s why they’re catered too more unfortunately cause it’s the majority

[deft badge]

Killers aren't scary because it would be detrimental to the profit margins of BHVR

Can't sell Billy players another gooner Sable skin

[tranquil bone]

any fatshark fan can give you a rant of complaints but there is nobody else who does this gameplay loop at all

[sullen forge]

And if you’re any company with a brain

Cater to the majority

Cause that’s easy profit

[deft badge]

Thats also why they cater to new players

New players more inclined to spend money before they figure out the game is what it is

Old players might buy a skin

New players have almost a decade worth of content they need to buy to stand a chance

[sterile stone]

Not anymore atleast

Gabe could get his ass up and make a l4d game

[deft badge]

No complaint I have for this game is dbd tier

Not anymore

[tranquil bone]

very fair lol

[deft badge]

I simply didn't play DT when I had DbD tier complaints

Gacha weapons ass

[tranquil bone]

I have never actually played dbd but I knew people who did and they really got heated about it

[frosty herald]

and once the killer playerbase leaves the survivors will be left with no gameplay other than bots

[sullen forge]

Majority of complaints I have are just bugs that have been around for ages and power creep

[deft badge]

They won't

[twin wagon]

Survivor cues getting quite long atm for obvious reasons, not enough pig players

[deft badge]

Dbd has had numerous "killers boycott now" moments where the idiots still get on

[sterile stone]

Don't mind him.

He just be saying shit.

[twin wagon]

I mean we managed to get 45 minute cue times at mid mmr last time

which prevented the anti tunneling test bull

[sterile stone]

My first match was fucking horrid

So much so that it remains a core memory as to why I won't download that shit ass game on pc and left it on my broken ps4 hard drive

First match ever

Loop a leather face for 3 gens

Bro gets ass sore

Hooks me

And just sits there

My teammates atleast tried to make an effort to save me

But that bum ass bubba player really wanted to make sure he walked out with atleast one kill

Even if it meant throwing the whole game

[frozen kernel]

I quit DbD when I finally realized that as fun as killer was at times, survivor endgame would always be memorizing geometry and that was too cringe

[ornate bone]

Each video I saw on why DBD sucked make me think "damn, this game sucks"

[frozen kernel]

It was a good run though. From launch to like, just after Blight was pretty fun

[ornate bone]

But also they included reasons why they still played the game

[frozen kernel]

I think once they added a killer that could hold a competitive team hostage for 54 minutes it was gg

[ornate bone]

It was one of those games with lowest lows and highest highs, apparently

[hard nexus]

that’s the

uhhh

skull girl

skull merchant?

yah

[frozen kernel]

Skull Merchant yeah

[hard nexus]

apparently on launch she could hard lock the game

[frozen kernel]

Drones could just cover half the map and instamark you for death

Great balancing decision, 10/10

[hard nexus]

cover half the map and kill everything?

this sounds like

psykers,,

[sterile stone]

I like how years after launch right

The devs still can't properly balance nurse

Cause she breaks all game fundamentals

[frozen kernel]

Nurse is so much fun at all levels of play tbh

A bad Nurse feels so good to dodge, a good nurse is proper terrifying

[sterile stone]

There was also one...

Uhhhhh

The chick with the chopped up body

And the sword

[frozen kernel]

Shit it's been years

I know they added the Tokyo Ghoul antag or something

[sterile stone]

Spirit

That's the name

[frozen kernel]

Oh yeah

She got buffed** pretty hard when they nerfed the "breathe less loudly" perk

[sterile stone]

I remember spirit being absolute dog shit to play against cause all you needed to win as spirit was a good set of headphones

[frozen kernel]

Since that was really the only counterplay

Yeah

[sterile stone]

Prayer beads aswell

I believe one of spirit's main things was

Even tho she couldn't see scratch marks

She still had collision

[frozen kernel]

You could literally see grass move too

So you could watch people's footsteps on some of the maps

[sterile stone]

Fucking katana nascar japanese demon girl

[frozen kernel]

Running into someone and being like "what am I stuck on, oh a survivor" was hysterical

Last time I touched Dbd was when they added the Xenomorph because fuck dude I love Alien

Then they nerfed the shit out of it like a month after but I was gone by then

[sterile stone]

Last match I actually played waaaaas

Doctor

On the day time farm map

Was a Chris, 2 jills, and I forgot the 4th

Got a merciless on those guys tho

Was probably just as clueless as I was.

[fierce gust]

Hey dose anyone have a good talent tree I can use for a heavy sword

[sullen eagle]

am i crazy or does the mk3 evisc just do way less damage than the mark xv

[merry sluice]

I like the Ogryn's reaction

[wheat matrix]

crazy

[merry sluice]

which one is which again

[wheat matrix]

well the mk15 probably does more damage per swing

since it's slower

[sullen eagle]

llike into crushers it's 3 vs 5 revved heavies

[wheat matrix]

the mk3 is better if you take the time to actually learn the moveset though, it can be pretty complex

[hollow meteor]

Mk 3 is the combo one, the Mk 15 has sweeping light attacks

[merry sluice]

ah

[sullen eagle]

I want to learn the Mk 3 but it feels like it's just not doing damage like the 15 does

[merry sluice]

Mk 15 is just more reliable, I feel like

[wheat matrix]

the mk15 is much easeir to use

the mk3 is safer

much safer

[hollow meteor]

They're both great but I enjoy the mk 15

[wheat matrix]

it's like the mk10 vs mk2 relic

[hollow meteor]

It's slower but it's nicer

Horde clear lights, overhead heavies, PA stabs

Perfect Strike

[merry sluice]

I like it when it's light with Vanguard and heavy with Strikedown

means I get to think less about how I'm hitting and more about what's going on around me