#zealot-class
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Free 3 dodges on a perfect block
Seems like a lot of fun 2 use
Bootleg ij, or at least the part of IJ I rlly like w the evis
Should give me enougu points to run marty
Make my cake and eat it too... mostly
i swear everytime i start playing new games I start getting the urge to revisit games i've already played lol
kinda want to play homeworld again
homeworld 1 and deserts of kharak are hands down my favorite rts games
really love the voice acting and coms chatter
i use cranial grounding and wrath for havoc
im gonna try overload
i know overload if it locks out refreshes the blade faster
and u get more effective time w it
cranial grounding and rampage are considered the best options outisde of havoc
An example of why to rebind jump and dodge
LMFAO
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i love how in this game the like
ragdoll physics for people arent the same as enemies
they collapse to the floor like a marionette with its strings cut
spamton neo ahh
@hard nexus
it's uhm
yi xi !!
from
butcher vanity
it's a vocaloid song
im cringe but i am free..
nevermind then
anyone bored enough to help me with Shocking Stuff penance?
Stupid Darktide player
Can't even dodge a crusher overhead
They about to tell their backstories
LMFAO
all randoms btw

why does someone leaving a havoc operator select screen punish you if you leave
you would have three people why do i lose an attempt

yum yum
This was Fortnite before the Fortnite
I was skeptical about going IJ instead of my usual Blazing
I was wrong
Goodness
simply survival of the fittest
not strong enough to survive dodge/jump on the same key
demoted again on 30 tox gas rotten armor
10 tox bomber spawns
and they spawn downstairs
overload
the mangus is too strong
cole u want 2 join our havoc 29
Commissar: "Do we have any volunteers for our death mission?"
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"Any other volunteers for our death missions?"
our vc rn
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2005777852684284300 the bot theme is frying me
duuuuuuuude
Thats toxic af ngl
I would just not show up ever again
yeah I'd be gone
I would actually rock someone's shit
Thems fighting jokes we make
He's gonna leave and it's gonna b great
I'm so excited for the store to become dumpster fire
your boss needs to seriously think about how they interact with people\
that's horrid
She's a dick I'ma be so fr
Like what kinda douche you gotta be holy fuck
Hr hotline rq
I usually only work 32 hours a week and they told me flat out, im getting overtime till we get another employee or I'm fired
Lmfao
Or your fired
Wtf
Id be looking at other cks
See if any of thems a vibe
Get a transfer through hr
This the same bitch that cant schedule a holiday?
No wonder the turn over is fucked
classic bluff
"we short on people, we'll fire you if you don't stay to cover the people we don't have, and have no people to fire"
Fr
map?
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@plush estuary
think that was our random
F
still no luck, anyone available to help with a penance rq?
It annoys me zealot still has no sword and shield
Only cowards need a shield (I say with a shield permanently on my arby)
Darktide
You see an average London resident with a shield? No, they just have knives
same
or flail
or any duel wield weapons
i want falch and axe..
dual*
dual chainaxe when
let me become the Khorne Berserker we all know the zealot is destined to become
Give me the crusader sword and shield it's special can literally work like the suppression shield
Just explosive
I want the sister repentia eviscerator with the long narrow blade and spiked handguard please fatshart
I'll take it as just a cosmetic
Makes "Blood for The God-Emperor, Skulls for the Golden Throne!" even better

Are they stupid? They become blindfolded
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Imagine if they worked on Darktide skins lol
love that now people are upset about this
claiming that Loki cant be a woman
i fucking love this thing
How do we tell them
Loki the genderfluid sovereign 👑
it's peak
Like chapter 1?
Dunno how many dispatches there are per chapter but the first actual dispatch you do when you start
||One that ends with Granny getting assblasted||
she grows on you
though I understand why people would prefer blazer..

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beginning the poxxies just.. waddle past me
and the end
wtf
am i going blind or are these lower resolution than they used to be
the icons i mean
youre not wrong
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My zoomies got me dead
LOL
i just clutched a damnation with random, there was 2 dogs, 2 trappers on me alongside many ambients, it was textbook usecase for the stun grenades, i had to make a full team revive happen and because it was a linear section there was no way i could hope to outpace the enemies by making a loop around, if it wasnt for the stun grenades it would never have happened
I re-got darktide on my ps5
Playing zealot as my starting character
Wish the game has id transfer, so I could transfer my pc account but oh well
Played with my bud to carry me, playing as a level 4 on damnation is a experience
Was watching a level 3, it was so funny like watching a nature channel documentary, if the bots didn't have the (BOT) tag, I would've thought he was one
Playing high diff on a low level char with controller is a penance in and of itself
Godspeed kindred lmao
Something to look forward to in 2026.
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I hope im in the right place or can be directed to a pin, but any blessing/mark recommendations for Thunder Hammer? It just feels like I'm hitting things with a pool noodle as I venture into damnation. Which is a shame since I aesthetically love the thunder hammer.
Thrust + headtaker/slaughterer and unyielding + flak. I don’t believe it gets any breakpoints from Cara. Thammer is pretty middling outside of the activated attack, that’s where all its power budget is
It kills the big things
Flamethrower + throwing knives help shore up the weakness
Thank ya. I'll note that down for when I can play. Rn the Relic Blade has been hitting the sweets pot for me in terms of damage, horde, and if I'm not yeeted 20 miles away decent damage on bosses. I have been using the throwing knives and they're just heavenly for those pesky snipers.
The flamethrower I'm still meh on but I think I may give it another shot sometime. Any rec for perks/blessings for future reference?
I honestly haven't seen enough of what either of them are like to go for one or the other
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@void tapir I would replace flak with carapace, it does help Crucis reach the one shot much easier
Throwing knives are great yeah haha. Even better on combat knife because getting stacks of uncanny strike (basically stacks of armor piercing on weakspot hits) it applies to throwing knives as well, great for more heavily armored enemies. Throwing knives also have the added benefit of animation cancels on swapping to the flamer or bolter!
That being said, I’m in the same boat where the flamethrower I’m not crazy about. It scales with difficulty though, you’re going to get a lot more use out of it on like damnation and auric
Higher enemy density allows it to shine; infinite cleave is nothing to scoff at
@spare talon https://x.com/Atlus_West/status/2006382110085636555
For flamer, I usually run over pressure/blaze away and flak unyielding
I'm still loading into the mission dawg
Bro thinks hes part of the team
I think big daddy is lost, I haven’t seen any little sisters for miles
Much less any oceans
Flamethrower gets better in higher difficulties because more enemies = more effective dps
Yea, the hammer should murder everything with the right stuff, seen people 2 or 3 shot demonhost with it

generalist flamer is usually flak and maniac damage for perks and overpressure with blaze away for blessings, but you can also do an armor hate flamer for crusher hordes that has carapace and flak for perks with penetrating flames and blaze away for blessings. you can use the primary attack to stagger ragers / trappers and knock away groups dogs and bursters safely at range through hordes which is pretty valuable, or just make some room to use your braced attack. The braced attack leaves you vulnerable because it slows you down, but you can still dodge or chastise to reposition while brace firing
The final anouncement will be persona 5 remake
And youll see me swinging from my ceiling fan like a pendulum
If they dont anounce persona 6 atlus is genuinely gonna be in the gutter
Shroudfield and backstab talents lets you one shot it 
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Bitcoin part 2
FUCKING 5K
Fuck guess im staying with a 3060
Bomb your local data center
How do they not realize that this sort of thing is why people liked Luigi
The Luigi bit still gets me
Dont worry the ai crash will happen
The news trying to tell people "he's a bad person" but the common American going "yeah this guy rocks"
But dude
Luigi was holding a gun to kill one guy instead of making policy that killed thousands
He physically did it so he's worse

People have been saying that for a while now and I’m getting worried that it won’t actually be soon
Bitcoin also took some time to die down
Ai isnt profitable
True
Ai companies rely on goverment subsidies and investors to pour money into a sinkhole
This is tbh more akin to the .com crash
Idk if I was alive for that but I’ve only heard it vaguely alluded to
Currently openai has a 5 billion loss
Late 90s
Yeah def wasn’t alive for it
The leaders of the tech industry are all neanderthals
Wikipedia graph
Interesting
It started early 90s, spiked in 2000
Crashed hard after
Dot com bubble was doing the same thing AI bubble is rn
So what were the effects? Was everyone and their mother making a .com website and then it died out?
None of them were turning a profit, was money going around in circles
Ah, alright
Ai has also failed as a misinformation tool since people have become more vigilant and there are tools to detect ai
So no goverment interrest
Tldr new and shiny thing got a lot of investment money and support from big brother while also operating at a net negative
ai isn't a bubble fr fr 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 😭
Daily Peter Thiel is the antichrist post
There are so so many gullible people in America but the fact that there are tools to detect it is big
Almost all of them boomers
The current generation isnt that gullible to it
idk I've seen a lot of people fall for ts
A surprising amount of younger people are too but yeah mostly boomers who were easy to manipulate in the first place
New years arm day baby
Second Daily Reminder you are not immune to propaganda and you must critically view everything.
I hate that every time I see anything ever, positive or negative, I have to fact check
Tonight we will drink to liver failure, new PR incoming
Sometimes I envy those ignorant fucks who just believe things and go on with their days.
Seems easier.
Drinking till failure
5 sets
Till the next day
No sleep tonight
I know i'm not sleeping with caffeine + alc
So we'll be good to go for a few hours
Got a lot of chicken too
Going to shred god knows how many calories and g of protein tn
Bearmaxxing through the winter
Bro wanna be one of them dudes so bulked they gotta tear the sleeves off shirts to wear them
BMI: Unmeasurable
thanks for the explanation 
If you really want one
There are a lot of economists who will do a better job than myself
fair, but I mean you gave a good enough idea of what happened lol
someone in game asked what mah zealot build was because i bonked a dh in 2 hits lel
if you too would like to bonk
So stronk the head fused to the shoulders
Space marine build
Bro posted his build with full confidence
Someone immedately comes and tears his shit down in record time
I love this place
Im ngl I was gonna ask why it was a 2 shot and not a 1 shot but idk this class well enough to tell someone what to change
2 tapping the dh on thammer build implies either they don't know how to make the one tap build, or they don't know how to pilot it, if not both
I could've went harder too
yup they didn't know how to make it
Like blood redemption and vicious offering are both cringo aswell
LMAO
Y'all can't stop the bonk'
here's the proper one tap build for thammer
stealth builds are boring
no
it's for the rending
I want to stare my enemy in the eye as I delete them
I also think stealth is cringe, but that doesn't mean I agree with that build 
Nah bro I don't need the one tap
how.
Real men take 1 toughness Regen talent and that's it 
Second wind my beloved
and second wind toughness regen gets boosted with restorative verses
Don't need it
man my hands can't decide what the fuck they want to do
they're dry as fuck during the winter
and now they're being sweaty for no damn reason
fucking make up your mind, are you sweaty or begging for moisture
a stub revolver
I take revolver for personal preference, and I directly acknowledge it's personal preference
dude get that shit out of here I don't need to see that
fuck it if you're not deleting that I'm pushing it up so I can actually use chat without having to be grossed the fuck out
thank you yam
also i like how that guy just wanted to have something to come back with even tho i already directly acknowledge using the revolver with thammer is an unorthodox pairing lol
Happy new years folks
happy new years (eve)!
I am partial to braced auto with hammer (I hate having dodges I guess)
i just like having quick breakpoints
Its great for dealing with packs of ragers
revolver lets me just delete whatever is annoying me at a given moment
but yeah i don't even use thammer anymore, relic blade is my preferred 2 hander now
still capable of one shotting too if you build into it
single target anti armor combined with single target anti armor
Man wants to do only one thing and I respect that
like I said, I know it's not a common pairing! I directly suggest taking flamer or bolter at the bottom of the build
the way i see it, even if the thammer isn't the best for it, you have some crowd control capability
with knocking enemies around with impact
What in the fresh hell is this
though id rather take relic blade at that point
True but theres plenty of other ways you can improve the build too
i agree that it was quite funny though with how quickly we all just started absolutely dismantling his build lol
Its what we do
It’s a meme build you can like it or not.
Something like this is what I run on thammer in havoc 40
There some small changes you can throw around, mostly just in terms of extra spare damage nodes
And no thammer isnt a meme build
I’ll give it some consideration
why do people take revive speed
Because it's a godsend in havocs and it works for any disabled teammate condition
Ledge, net, down
On thammer its make or break
Full sprint heavies
i play dam, its nice to save newbs from death
It enables you to do so much more with it
I mean I just dodge into enemies
You ever run chem dep with desp scum btw?
No
But if you think it's good I'll try it
Its not just closing distance, which it also does better
Its how much maneuverability you have while doing so
unfaltering is genuinely a gamechanger on thammer
Unfaltering singlehandedly made me enjoy thammer in havoc when I previously didnt
its night and day on how the weapon performs
Hmm alright you've convinced me to try it when I get back from vacay
people called me silly for pathing into unfaltering
No we just call you silly
Yes
Kk
We got to pick what rarity ours was
Should be rainbow colour
Either kuli wanted it to stay unranked or they missed it
Red doesnt exist
Lemme find what mine was
I had this player, hours before scum release too
Can my title be animated rainbow with neon lighting and moving and flashing red arrows pointing to it
Or orange
thanks
Thats @bitter charm iirc
Thats interesting 
So some of you play testers are humble like that huh
Me to the play testers that chose orange
Got himself a friend
literally made shit like relic, thammer, evis so much more mobile
unfaltering is underrated as fuck
also its mandatory on shroudfield build
Hello!
I find it funny that this is the class which is often the last one standing
Because its the best at it
Its impossible to die on if you don't fuck up more than every 2 minutes
Just had a bad game with a bunch of hive scum who thought it would be cool to split up in No Man's Land
That one area with a bunch of gunners
People underplay zealot super hard nowadays but its definitely true its not the best class (other classes have too much broken shit)
But when shit hits the fan and everything goes wrong, zealot is always the best class for that
And thats hugely undervalued
Zealot is reliable. Baseline almost always has every thing covered with just talents
Mobility, Dr, damage, anti special
Like if shit goes wrong zealot instantly becomes the best class
Stealth zealot reminds me of Lazarus if any of you ever played evolve tbh
That game was a tragedy with what happened to it
"only losers wear exclusive titles"

You should play avp with psyker
Kitty?
Yeah
Fireworks for all
Miss kitty/psyker/kitty
Her name for the longest time on this server was thecutestpsyker
If they asked I would not say no but I, like an autistic vampire, do not invite myself anywhere
This setting would make an excellent horror/survival horror game
From the few games I watched her play it looks very funny
@pliant ice if you want to play AvP sometime I would be down(unless I'm sleeping cause I'm sick rn)
The community makes it better
It's stupidly goofy
extremely based
new year starting strong
Pig
It's a bit like tf2 in a way
Is that someone's webcam?
yeah
The chat is a genuine feature
i hope that i can become a tester next year
The community makes it more interesting
Psyker has so many screenshots of chat
i havent spoken to her much but she seems like a nice person
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Do you guys think there's any merit to the idea of using 3 wounds curios for marty? That way it's just easier to hit the marty cap, and leaves you at 5 stacks after healing from Holy Rev?
You could get up to some absolute horseshit in AvP multi tbh
Only upside is the holy Rev won't remove all stacks
But imo, it's not worth
I dont think its worth it, but you already pointed out the benefits of it
So its up to you
2 wound 1 tough is hard to beat
just use 2 wound qurios
all of the buffs cap out when your at 5 and you can use the remaining slot to make yourself stronger
i wanna reply to this with the brain explosion gif from tim and eric but i'm still in discord jail so I can't post media
Tanner ,, is typing ,,
Cat pillows
happy new year btw breastie
Happy glue years oomf
Not aware of its own existence btw
Wtf thats not what I pressed
Have mpreg
Brotherrrrrr
Freak you discord mobile
😭
I have that saved cuz of fatmangus lmfao
Slayer.mp4
LMAO
Bardin sigma(r) grindset
Simgma
Pillow on left looks like a bat
its a wolf cat
that's the toxic flying cat
not the pillow homunculus
yeah it looks like it's made of felt
poisonous flying cat
nioh 3 after my birthday yum yum
need people to watch the new fallout episode
are there any methods
Play havoc once a week
Play the game
stop being a brokie
I already watched I just need people to talk about it
the show takes place in the fallout universe
It's still goofy to me they looked at havoc and went "yeah the reward for this is more crafting mats you will not use"
I need someone to carry me to back to h40 again because I've play with random and since this season havoc started my ass legit got havoc level 1
Havoc 1 ready
Fuck it add the rogue trader arbites armour for their havoc rewards
it would be perfect
the marshall armor or the rogue trader himself?
John "Rogue" Trader 40k
the RT portraits
its so peak
I want this armour as the hav reward for arby
@spare talon Hey cole, do you have to run the mk II rb with the stealth backstab version of fatmangus? I struggle to mesh with that version of the weapon
maybe i can pester catfish on an invitation to the testing team
No
"Yeah i want to work for free"
mkx moveset flow better and you can't change my mind
Low key how im about to walk into a place
Theres no difference in stab damage so you do have to
But I think its still worth taking the time to learn cuz its a lot more fluid when you get it down
"need experience" bitch I will work for free in slavery if it meant I get experience
I was also struggling to do big damage with the shroud backstabs, but I'm not sure what I was doing wrong.
It took me like 3-4 games to be able to use sprint stab on demand
But it's worth learning
extremely useful versus captains
I've been practicing. It's something I've wanted to master anyway
understood. I hate heavy attack horde clear combos, and it shows in my gameplay. Gimme my executioner sword and I'm a happy little moron
Ah I was doing push attack into heavy
light spam into single target?
If you can decipher this
I use sprint stab for my 1st single target attack then light heavy repeat for the 2 overheads
or just repeat stabs
Sometimes just heavy light spam, overhead with upper cut iirc
Credit to @a.a5983 to finding this amazingly funny build.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82EpvAqXth0 His video on the build.
Art credit for Mini Michael Wave goes to Miss Kitty
Don't know how much you need to watch
I find myself doing push attack light heavy light often
Either way if you loop for horde clear your still doing light heavy for both
Dispatch ||did you try to hack the bank vault on day 2||
I did not know it would be that nut-rippingly painful trying to hack it
I dont remember tbh
The plot thickens, he follows
You had to guess and subsequently memorize 7 or 8 question mark hacking arrows in one sequence
you have a cat now
fym guess
its a 2 part key with 4 arrows each
You got adopted it seem
Oh then yeah I did that one
I assumed that way was a dead end 
Legit the neighbourhood cats tail me everywhere and i hate it because i gotta leave em
The way that cat rubs your hand
Youve been claimed
I gotta admire my determination though
I got to the last of the 8 digits by guessing
Then ran out of time after trying three failed directions on the last one

whats the best jackbox pack
you don't guess those you find keys that show you what it is
Thats a great way to start the year
With the cat delivery system
omg hell yea !
el gato supremo
NOOOO
Silly kibby
Me
how
steam name has less filters
ohhhh it's the steam name

Fatmangus
I played fatmangus on rotten armor final toll h40 enclavum baross last night
Only problem is i forget to swap my curios
Yeah I play Darktide
Becomes fat
So it had all my wound curios
And no hp curios
And a tness curio
From the hammer marty build u gave me
We actually made it just my luck i fuck a build up and that try we finally pull through but
It was still fun
Chudblade is mindless
Solo at the hardest mutators?
Wait no not baross we died that time
The hourglass map with the big open area
W the elevator up
I forget the name
The one where if rituals is the modifier you can trigger double dhosts unless ur in the corner
Evil map
most mentally stable ordo hereticus inquisitor
birb
i should probably post this under pics and vids
zealot chat is still my prefered chat for sending dumb stuff though
That fucking spider that I hate
understandable, i just find him cute
that's all.
I've moved on from my birb phase and back into caprine
Cmon bruddah you know I know you know I know baby keem like Dat
Now what you doin on kf3 thats a documented form of self harm
what is this
so uh, goat?
Is really not that bad tbh
They unfucked it a bit
Like removing the specialist system
And going back to the og formula
You can make custom guns now
I know wut u r
I got it free on ps plus already
a cheese
Im just waiting longer
pot
kettle
you are still ouppy under it all
6 more months when they've got more content
U cant say that when ur pfp was that fucking bird that i hate for like 100 yrs
I bought it on a full on whim as a birthday gift
Me holding Cica
I hope you didnt pay full price
I just gotta check
Not bad I suppose
I think kf2 i got when it was 50% off
Got more than my money's worth there lol
I got that shit for free on ps pluss
I have kf2 on steam, iunno about console
I guess I got it at the right time
My gunslinger takedown would prolly feel awful on a scrake
Fomo shop gave my boy the cleanest fit
But they've got a battlepass helldivers 2 style
So it ain't all bad
They launched with more store content than game content
Them bois got too comfy on that kf2 market
Most games doing this weak shit now
Ubi gotta be the worst
Fomo shops on single player games
Diabolical
They did foster dirty in this game
He sound like a white suburban american
trying to impersonate a british guy
Ok im a little annoyed with mechwarrior 5 rn
So there’s a handful of dlcs for it, ok whatever, nobody is forcing me to buy it and that’s ok
They brought back Scully
Even got his OG voice actor
But apparently, dlc weapons are still available in the base game
Fuck knows why OG foster didn't wanna re do his role
The ammo however
He's literally the face of the franchise
Ah you need the dlc for that
No way to distinguish what is dlc and what isn’t either
Bring back flogging as capital punishment
REAL
I ever show you fighting my way out of nam
I bought a heavy rifle for one of my mechs because big gun, and have been hunting for any sign of ammo being sold
Ngl I don't think I ever seen you fight your way out of medical
No dice. Only found out because i looked it up
You've seen me do that on stream foh
Nobody ever expects a push after a trigger nade det
Bro was just licking that wall like his life depended on it
The fuck happened to bomb
Then pushing
Bro bombed and just sat there
Sometimes the best plan is fuck it we ball
You're gonna fight like hell if you want this bobcat off me I know that 
I saw a dude's inventory post expedition
Brother had entire stash of venny 4s
I was sick
This man took all them sum bitches with him
Bought a whole nother copy of the game to make sure he ain't lose them bitches

This gonna be a rough hell on earf
I dunno why brand new players decide to play the hardest difficulty mane
Like why is this a thing
IN EVERY GAME BRO
Lol 1 dies first round im calling it
I joined late
This is the only person alive
The level 1 rage quit
Wave 3 lol, lmao even

Or realized he does not have that dog in him
I wanna reach through my screen and introduce some of the neaderthals to a brick sometimes
Firebug seems op as fuck tho
They'd prolly eat it tbh
Firebug always been premier trash cleanup
Only thing it ever struggled with was big zeds and they added Hella weapons to combat em through kf2
Firebug used to be cracked fr
Can literally just caulk n burn and floor toasts dudes for 3 waves if you really want
Shits funny
Didn't they have some shit like
Anything caught by ground fires run slower too
So it just became ggs for anything rushing you down
Yep
I remember when they released the mac10 with fire rounds
Shit got nerfed like a month after
Could put like 15 rounds into a hoe fleshpounds skull and just melt it
Gun on base had like a 45 round mag
Those were good times
Oh man when gunslinger got af2011 and the full auto glocks
I was a man on a mission.
Bro turned killing floor to switch simulator
They added GS in the new update with scully
Its crazy scully had to be added bruh
Nerf zealot
Making a game without your 2 main poster children is wild
Nerf scrier's got it
"WhY dID OuR laUnCH dO sO poORly"
I just wanna know
What fucking glue drinker at Tripwire corporate was like
"Hey you know our characters with their own personalities that people love, yeah fuck that let's go with a CoD hero shooter model instead"
I swear man corporatization of video games had to have been the worst thing for gaming.
Cause it's just balding old fucks in suits looking at graphs some underpaid intern made and going
I miss when video games were a nichw
"Yep let's follow this"
I both am and am not expecting some kinda market crash with video games
Because companies keep shooting themselves in the foot and people understandably are like “why the fuck are you making this decision”
that alr happened
But then you have all the people whining and bitching and moaning about the state of games, then people still buy the games
All markets will crash eventually, videogames also crashed in the 90s
all the major studios ate shit
like ubi and ea
etc
ubi is the only one that had actual consequences from that tho
Coomsoomers been an issue in all markets
activision sadly has a fanbase of shit eating fans that dgaf
well what you have happen is some games are COD...8? whatever, the new slop one, and others are Exp33
everyone is gonna buy the new cod mate
nah
top seller
newest black ops did terribly im pretty sure?
lot of refunds
im lucky enough to not engage with almost anyone that regularly plays cod
outside of my supervisor at work but she's lovely so she gets a pass 
Didn’t the new COD try to have a free weekend when the new battlefield dropped and hardly anyone played?
Yup!
cause it was a nothing burger
cant even call it a bad game but it wasnt anything exceptional
Ive never played cod or battlefield
Only cod I did play was the first one from 2003
i played a couple games
but just the campaigns
dont care about mp cause it's sweaty
zombies has no appeal to me
Idk if cod 1 even had a mp
I remember being a little goofball in modern warfare 2 back in 09’ and that was the last cod I played lol
Team fortress was my pvp game of choice growing up
alright
"little goofball"
hmm, I remember all the "little goofballs" in mw2 lobbies. They were family friendly and politically correct 
Kayex VA in psyker chat
Was free, the computer I shared with my dad could actually run it, and while he was very strict on age ratings, because it was free I was able to get it without him even knowing, so I didn’t need to go through having him check the age rating
He's also the fatalist VA and hilarious
team fortress 2 is probably older than half of this server
Don't remind me when the orange box came out
I remember a time games were 30-40 bucks
unc
Sure as hell didn’t know what the fuck it was when it came out but I’m still older than it
There's still people playing it btw
If you’re younger than me I’m actually killing myself
ur still a child
2001 here baybee

unc
Old
wait yam is older than me
Every day I'm reminded that I'm not the youngest around
Im old enough to drink???
Talking to someone who is from 07 and they're 18
Im an old man
Vomit inducing
are u american? because normal countries let u drink at 18
he is
American, yes. I know it’s younger in other countries
We just have a horrific drunk driving problem here
they got an unc driving problem there too
It’s such a strange feeling lol. When I was first on discord, the friend groups I settled into I was always the youngest. There’s a handful of servers where I’m still “the baby” of the group. Subconsciously I just always expect everyone to be older than me and it’s like fucking whiplash to find out someone is younger
You use to be able to smoke at 18
It's 21 now aswell
But you can still sign your life away to the army at 18 tho

You can't slowly kill yourself with substances unless Unc Sam gives you the ok
Yeah it's such a strange feeling like "oh I'm an adult I remember now"
You also become elligible to be drafted at 18. The illusion of free choice…
Become undraftable
We dont' have the draft in the US
For now.
Start hormone therapy today!
Yeah but I still got a letter saying I’m elligible. You never know…
Become draftable for the sole purpose of fragging
I thank fuck for my native ancestry
White man comes to my door telling me to die for billionaires
Nah bruh
Take that weak shit elsewhere
i wonder if i’m undraftable
2002by
List your potential medical complications
The OG unc
mfw conscription starts and suddenly there's a HUGE surge in transwomen in the US 
Im hoping the autism and adhd makes me undesirable to the military 
history of mental illness, POTs
Do you have any refrigerated medications
I play league of legends.
noh
MS gang rise up or don't if it took your legs
they took my fucking legs..
Willow
Unabbreviate that last bit
It's Terminal
Yes Id love to!
psycho
Remember that girl
Actively having medication for it makes you undraftable IIRC
no
Not just the condition itself though
Last night when I was distracted
wonder if that works in the UK
They’ll just give you stims and tell you to start scummin
It really is lmao
Its kinda funny how undraftable I am though
apparently not so far from me lmfao
postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome
True…
I've got like 3-4 separate reasons
there is hope
As long as there is delusion there is hope
AYYY IM SAFE
I'm still the youngest in current group 
ADDERALL FOR THE WIN
That might do it actually
I don't remember though
I could 100% be drafted
Them boys see autism and go
I pass the physical requirements
"He must be good at spreadsheets"
My country does not have the draft anymore
oh yeah that’s right you know naurdwar
Rage
The OG fed
I got da english and literature autism not da math autism 😔
Shit you CAN READ
You're already doing better than most enlisted
GET THAT BOY IN HERE
LMAO
I thought Nardwuar was chill




