zealot-class

[scarlet talon]

Someone in psyker chat tried to tell me purg and inf cleave isn’t that much of an issue because it isn’t an instant game winner and players still go down in missions

[delicate shadow]

current government they have is terrible tho

[gleaming furnace]

obsessed lmao

[visual stream]

Funny, that's the reason my partner wants to move out of the US

[delicate shadow]

ok well it's not as bad as the US

[visual stream]

Bad (1st world country problems) vs. Bad (Fifth Reich)

[sullen forge]

Anything to not let the shareholders lose their precious value

Even if it that means becoming the Fifth Reich

God I hate it here

[visual stream]

Brown people MUST not prosper

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-18166725338747918595

[gleaming furnace]

you can just become a shareholder (banks HATE this weird trick)

[wheat matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/4k-caught-caught-in4k-caught-in8k-8k-gif-20014426

[visual stream]

Funny when you look back at older media and see how ahead of their time they were

[sullen forge]

Mfw the Onion jokes are no longer jokes

[visual stream]

I KNOW

The Onion has been working overtime desperately trying to make things that are satire instead of just reporting

"How about 'Trump did things with a horse'"
"That actually happened"
"Fuck"

[sullen forge]

They could post anything

And that shit will become true

Istfg

[visual stream]

They must have a reusable monkey's paw

[gleaming furnace]

those arent real. the trick is to use the last wish for another monkeys paw

[ivory marlin]

Hello chat

[plush estuary]

okay

I have it

@wheat matrix

[wheat matrix]

LMAO

peak

[plush estuary]

the midget michael waves

the swarm

[sullen forge]

Just kill people

[wheat matrix]

I'm surprised at how well that game went actually

normally I completely shit the bed in the first map of the day

and I only sort of shit myself there

[plush estuary]

Happens

dregs maps are like that

slowly chip you and then splat

[wheat matrix]

yeah

dreg shooters are terrifying

I'm alos just sort of used to vet

[plush estuary]

stalkers are

yeah

[wheat matrix]

is that what they're called?

im used to having catch a breath too

for the extra toughness regen

[pliant ice]

Im cackling at all the mini michael waves

[wheat matrix]

this is what my first game of the day normally looks liike

[plush estuary]

what mark number is the older bolt pistol

[wheat matrix]

the higher damage one right?

4

[plush estuary]

Okay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWvFtyNtlNc

Finished

[wheat matrix]

im going to roll a bolter actually

[misty nova]

: amongkiss :

[solar gorge]

fatmainzgus

[plush estuary]

the power of OVerload and Lethal Prox

[wheat matrix]

it's such a heinous build

[plush estuary]

and it works

[wheat matrix]

yeah

[heady rapids]

erp in dt chat

[wheat matrix]

that's why it's heinous

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669129318806454291/1137415371306057909/ruining_the_new_taunts.gif

[plush estuary]

going to try this out

[visual stream]

the humble ghost of VoC:

[wheat matrix]

lemme know if ur gonna run more havocs

[plush estuary]

I am but on west coast

that lag was very bad

[wheat matrix]

[plush estuary]

I spammed ult and it didnt go off

so many times

I could've 1 tapped all the captains

[wheat matrix]

sounds like it was lagging more for u than me

[plush estuary]

but invis didnt work

[wheat matrix]

ill give west a try ig

[plush estuary]

sure

[spare talon]

I don't see any point in taking the duration

[plush estuary]

hmmm

just more sustain toughness regen

[plush estuary]

says your in a mission

[wheat matrix]

not anymore

[frosty herald]

i wouldnt ever run shroud without the 5 second uptime

[spare talon]

But if you get a low stack count, it takes longer for you to get back to a good one

[plush estuary]

if I dont like this I can run distain EWEW

[wheat matrix]

do u not have EWEW on that?

[plush estuary]

no

[wheat matrix]

hmm

[plush estuary]

I only have 2nd wind for toughness regen

[spare talon]

Fatmangus doesnt need toughness

[plush estuary]

and invis

[wheat matrix]

oh yeah ig it just health tanks

eats the damage

[plush estuary]

holy based

[wheat matrix]

actual fat fuck build

[spare talon]

That being said ewew is nice and I use it on my fotf version

You could def use both ij regen and ewew there

Instead of the duration

@plush estuary

[plush estuary]

2 points to get EWEW

thus

pathing through distain

[spare talon]

Oh

Right

Forgot backstab

[spare talon]

Another option could be ij regen and heavy kill

That should be within reach

[plush estuary]

experiemnting

I might try that

[spare talon]

With only two points, there's not much you can do for more survivability other than straight up toughness

Not enough crit for enduring faith
And you wont have much toughness usually for it to matter lol

[sullen forge]

Not even hammerblow Skullcrusher

Sighhhh

Still think it would’ve been fucking hilarious if Arby had Devils Claw

[stuck thicket]

this screw makes me insanely mad

its fucking lodged in there imgonna kill myself

cant pull it out no matter what

fuck it we ball

[delicate shadow]

screwed up

[copper hawk]

Have u tried ur teeth yet

[sullen forge]

I’d use my teeth

Brawler Ogryn:

[copper hawk]

We know bro. We know

Gay

[median steeple]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G0DHytWWgAAHLeU.gif

doing this to @copper hawk

[stuck thicket]

ok i assembled the chair

heretical screw accounted for

[copper hawk]

Im actually wearing the kris shirt lmfao

[stuck thicket]

im gonna sit on it and if it collapses im killing myself

[sullen forge]

Please do that then

[median steeple]

Like the one from fangamer or one that look slike it

[sullen forge]

I do not read instructions, I do not watch tutorials

I wing it

[stuck thicket]

holy shit the chair is sittable

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-delta-rune-kris-kris-dreemurr-soul-gif-7988383559227812185

[sullen forge]

And if it collapses I kill myself

[stuck thicket]

im a fucking genius

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/chair-break-fail-broken-heavy-oops-gif-26926036

[median steeple]

oh this reminds me

[sullen forge]

Fym this reminds you 😭

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/imsp8n/status/2005641659082826059?s=20

Spoon! (@imsp8n)

first attempt at mesh importing and

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[delicate shadow]

Frieza is the parched white woman

[sullen forge]

I’m SOOOOOOO thirsty

[heady rapids]

im a thirsty little flower

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/_jwigz/status/2005434455885033587?s=20

jojo (@_jwigz)

y'all:

Quoting Omolomo (@Omolomo_o)
︀
my landlord is organizing a dance party, winner doesn’t pay rent in 2026.
︀︀
︀︀this neighborhood is about to experience some crazy dance steps from me.

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Do not say that please

[heady rapids]

LMAO

AND LET IT DIE?

[median steeple]

I have PTSD of my friend saying "who want to get watered, who's my thirsty little flower" in the deku voice

[sullen forge]

YES IM GONNA LET IT DIE

[median steeple]

this is swag twin

[stuck thicket]

holy shit this chair is awesome

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[stuck thicket]

i need to become a construction worker

[sullen forge]

Drip?

[median steeple]

I started dressing how I used to again because of hearbreak_Juan

[sullen forge]

Bro I sometimes will just get mad

And Goku starts taking over

[copper hawk]

Droop

[median steeple]

These stupid pieces of art got me to dress with the hoodie and jacket combo after years

ough Im runing out of energy

I hate being sick

[copper hawk]

Ur alwayz zick

[median steeple]

shitty immune system

yarp

[heady rapids]

🥀

[copper hawk]

I laced ur shit

Nurgle haz u on his shitlist

Pun intended

[median steeple]

[copper hawk]

You're too bright !

[median steeple]

love dat boss

[copper hawk]

I bet bro . I bet

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/Memes934/status/2005423033482387650?s=20

Memes (@Memes934)

Focus P. Tai Lung’s got the dragon scroll and you know what that means

Quoting Jams (@CherOfAstora)
︀
so every game just looks like this now

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[sullen forge]

And you just started rocking this now?

Shits comfy so I wear it

[median steeple]

again

after years

[sullen forge]

Easy as

[median steeple]

I stopped for a bit

now im back

[copper hawk]

I have a ligma u sweater

[median steeple]

and I got patches for my jacket

[sullen forge]

Is it comfy?

Yes?

[median steeple]

yes

[sullen forge]

I wear it

Simple as

[median steeple]

@copper hawk

[copper hawk]

Y does ur oc stare at the camera like they seen some shit

[sullen forge]

Dead people

[copper hawk]

Marianas Trench

[sullen forge]

Look at this fat useless chud

[copper hawk]

Wawawawawawawa

The ammoless Gungryn be like

[gleaming furnace]

[grave oxide]

I think they may have patched it but you could proc lucky bullet on an empty stubber by spamming shoot and it was like that

[stuck thicket]

how do you make that combo look good

[gleaming furnace]

that was like a million years ago

[median steeple]

get the right jacket

[gleaming furnace]

ppl used to do that with rumbler which was actually pretty funny

[stuck thicket]

every time i try to wear a hoodie over a jacket it forms a phalanx of zippers and i look like a homeless man

[median steeple]

you gotta use a pullover hoodie or whatever they're called

[sullen forge]

Could be the color combo also

[heady rapids]

u still can

on some weps

stubbers and rippers but i dont remember the details

[sullen forge]

The Psyker when they can’t spam Purg into the horde anymore

[heady rapids]

sometimes u have to be in ads

[grave oxide]

I'm on another discord with a seal specific chat that I post sea lions in anyway, this will be a hit over there

[solar gorge]

@wheat matrix i can hasboc if u still wanna

[wheat matrix]

am in 1 rn with ainz

[glossy nimbus]

Anyone else not get their havoc rewards??

[solar gorge]

could i joinz perhapsz

[heady rapids]

betrayal

[solar gorge]

for the next uan

[wheat matrix]

possibly, idk if the other guys are people he knows or not

@plush estuary

[plush estuary]

got 2 of the 3 captains 1 shot

[wheat matrix]

it's on west

one survived on 300

[plush estuary]

I can do eu if the server isnt lagging

[solar gorge]

we can just east naw ?

[plush estuary]

east was lagging bad

[solar gorge]

dam

[wheat matrix]

unironically

west was pretty laggy

but it wasn't much worse than east

[solar gorge]

i'm fine w any server

[visual stream]

OCE it is

[solar gorge]

got my flight to bdx tomorrow night

awsome possum

[heady rapids]

bai bai lambda

[solar gorge]

hrrrrm

gnhhh

[opaque island]

I LOVE EATING PIXELS!

[south prism]

FUCK

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-me-me-tweaking-crazy-im-going-crazy-gif-11387917049334990341

[visual stream]

The Spectrum Deluxe :D

Dude I was on the phone for like 3 hours and had to go through 4 different customer service reps before they gave me a deal on the new place I moved into

[glossy nimbus]

I feel theres gonna be an even bigger skill check when the dodge bug is fixed

everyone is gonna eat shit

[visual stream]

@royal vortex

I'm debating getting a tattoo of the pristine blade

[frozen kernel]

My Spectrum

Holy fuck I am so sorry for every day of your internet experience

[visual stream]

I already have a crow tattoo but it's unrelated to StP

[frozen kernel]

Spectrum is so fucking bad they literally got sued by the state of Florida twice for the uninitiated

I’d rather make a cantenna and hijack the nearest Xfinitywifi than use Spectrum

[visual stream]

#zealot-class message
The fourth customer service rep was the customer loss prevention, and only then did they give me a deal on my service transfer

[frozen kernel]

Getting four reps deep is an admirable feat of patience

[gleaming furnace]

centurylink is somehow even worse

their tech support wanted my social just to do tech support regarding their shitty network

[visual stream]

And then the representative that manages the area I'm in called me at some point after I moved in and seemed passive aggressive about the fact that I did that

Yk how they act buddy buddy with you but they're lowkey throwing a little shade

Yeah that

[heady rapids]

i once had to call a tech guy just for him to tell me that my ethernet cable was loose

oops

[frozen kernel]

The worst part is they don’t know how/are not allowed to break script

So when you go, “I’ve already done XYZ” they’ll have you try all these things again anyways

[heady rapids]

when i do that they usually just send someone

[frozen kernel]

Language barrier makes the latter a bit more frustrating at times

[heady rapids]

unlucky!

[frozen kernel]

I don’t know want Comcast to send anyone

Stay out of my hooose

Just send the reset raaaaaaaah

[heady rapids]

i bug the dude on site for 15m convince him that its not on my side and someone usually comes within an hour

feels nice

only had an issue once tho in like

15 years probably

[south prism]

texting support worked best for me. they were super quick

[heady rapids]

and that was a shitty cable

[south prism]

[visual stream]

I didn't know that was an option

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-punch-cute-cushion-gif-20919615

@sullen forge

[visual stream]

Just about any corporate "texting" function has an AI with horrific motherboard damage

[south prism]

once you tap through the automated options they put you through with someone that just texts you the whole time

my guy was great

scheduled a tech for me the next day

the tech came out today and couldn't do much other than fix some coax connections outside because apparently there's a huge fucking outage 😭

[visual stream]

That reminds me

My landlord said there were ethernet ports and there damn well weren't

[heady rapids]

https://packaged-media.redd.it/b5jwpvbzn1ag1/pb/m2-res_1080p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1767067200&s=7ea11a65f07f0bb1077d4c49e9c7e1d56afb269a

the fuck is this shit

hello?

[visual stream]

So we had to get like three different 25-50 foot cords to direct plug into the router

So we got a cord trail that we need to tape up onto the walls or something so it's not just on the floor 😭

[gleaming furnace]

lol i did that at my dads old place with like a 60ft ethernet cable that went through an exterior courtyard

he was so pissed

[visual stream]

??????

[heady rapids]

nimble

[visual stream]

Get so real

How does nimble do that

[heady rapids]

slayer

[heady rapids]

ur too fast

[visual stream]

BY ME ANCESTUHS

[heady rapids]

so you just retain the movespeed

and get launched

[sullen forge]

Nimble

[visual stream]

So do a dodge jump?

[heady rapids]

try dodging up the stairs

no just dodge

[sullen forge]

People don’t want to accept nimble is busted as fuck

[visual stream]

But he jumped to launch himself, no?

[sullen forge]

It literally allows for shit like this all the time

[heady rapids]

no

[sullen forge]

Pull some ULTRAKILL level movement with the talent LMAO

[frosty herald]

vro thinks hes bardin

[heady rapids]

he got launched by level geometry

[visual stream]

Ohh a tiny ramp up

[sullen forge]

Yes because nimble lets you do that

He would’ve been just short without it

Ainz literally last night or two days ago

I don’t recall

Jumped out of bounds with nimble on Consignment yard

[frosty herald]

would it theoretically be possible to trimp in darktide

[sullen forge]

@plush estuary you have that clip?

[sullen forge]

Yes

If you literally learn the ramps and use Nimble

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/skateboard-skate-board-skateboard-game-skateboarding-gif-625501891006477348

nimble

[sullen forge]

Nimble gameplay

It’s funny cause it’s overpowered

But it’s too much of a good

That it actually can get you killed

A lot

[visual stream]

first thing I read upon opening gen

they prove me right every time

[heady rapids]

i read that tag as MAGA

[sullen forge]

There’s a reason I don’t open that channel

[visual stream]

I only open it because it's funny to lurk sometimes

[frosty herald]

I really dont like running nimble

[sullen forge]

Bro there’s multiple instances of

Should’ve gotten hit by a burster but didn’t

Cause of nimble

[heady rapids]

bimble

[frosty herald]

Im so used to fighting inside hordes with sluggish movement it kills me

[sullen forge]

Literally beyond busted

[visual stream]

Damn. Nimble is looking pretty busted. We should make it baked into DS' dodge stats

And reduce flak ADM by 2% so we're allowed to technically call it a nerf

[sullen forge]

Give DS to Hive Scum

They need it

They’re too weak

[heady rapids]

@median steeple reminded me of the convo last night

[sullen forge]

Blue

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/thrawn-grand-admiral-long-live-the-empire-empire-ahsoka-gif-4679085804481349391

[heady rapids]

for an awesome reason

[visual stream]

Imagine using those two cleave talents on DS with Scum

[frosty herald]

Give shivs agile

[gleaming furnace]

give it to ogryn but like 4 of them stuck together into a claw

[misty nova]

She is kinda pointy though 🗣️

[visual stream]

I can only guess it would be so ridiculous

[sullen forge]

You’re ignoring the multiple elephant sized talents on HS

hyper crit and violence

[visual stream]

HV would go

Yeah

[sullen forge]

Tox coated

[visual stream]

I just mean it solves DS' only issue

[heady rapids]

hscum also has two giant ass cleave talents

so like

guh

[plush estuary]

3

[heady rapids]

maybe

[visual stream]

One is on rampage right

[frosty herald]

Theres a reason why it got changed from weakspot hit to crit

[visual stream]

Two are talents

[heady rapids]

idk

ik they exist

somewhere

[visual stream]

+50% cleave is just one of them

[heady rapids]

probably

i had to delete my scum in protest for techmarine not getting added

so i cant check

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/mechanicus-adeptus-mechanicus-tech-priest-tech-priest-techpriest-gif-1974368433068357261

[sullen forge]

Trolled

@pliant ice

[pliant ice]

he is so me

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-sonic-3-shadow-the-hedgehog-shadow-gif-1677602341024200507

[sullen forge]

Where’s the coleslaw destroyer himself from the future

[pliant ice]

This gonna be me when i get you

[sullen forge]

Ermmm no

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-what-am-i-reading-what-am-i-looking-at-guy-looking-at-paper-jimmy-butler-looking-at-paper-gif-10656430272991200421

[copper hawk]

Wat

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus

[plush estuary]

nimble

[copper hawk]

H4x0r

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-drakobloxxer-dance-funny-gif-3448000992811165417

[copper hawk]

Futurama

[hard nexus]

i want an STP tattoo, signalis tattoo

i want a million tattoos

of all my favorite things,,

someone give me 5k dollars so i can get more tattoos

pleaseeeee

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/shimano-futoshi-shimano-tojo-clan-tojo-hq-yakuza-kiwami-gif-5299418249888058420

[void bison]

I don't have any but I think some frog and fungus tattos are cool

[solar gorge]

i'd like a sleeve on both my arms at some point

[wheat matrix]

i think i'd at most get some small stuff

[void bison]

get a shirt tattooed

[wheat matrix]

I would like something up like, the chest and the neck but that has it's own issues

[solar gorge]

sleevs are cool

[obsidian prairie]

I think I could rock forearms and back of shoulders

[wheat matrix]

they are

[obsidian prairie]

eventually

[frosty herald]

A full back ogre tattoo

[plush sail]

what's a good dump for thammer?

[visual stream]

Been wanting to get a semi-matching Pokemon tattoo with my sibling of our favorites in the same spot

Ofc we live states away from each other so

Not happening soon

[north sedge]

defense

[sterile stone]

@gray ice They really making a business out of selling blueprints dawg

I'm weak

[wheat matrix]

@plush estuary this is what i saw before i died

I LOVE ROTTEN WOOO

[solar gorge]

the fucking crusher waterfall

[frozen kernel]

Literally my pop socket lol

[deft badge]

So, how'd h40 go

[wheat matrix]

not a loadout check at all btw

[wheat matrix]

pretty nice, we did like, 5 or 6 total?

won half of them

[frozen kernel]

Seeing their eyes glow really does hit different

[solar gorge]

ainz fatmangus too strong

ainz too strong

[frozen kernel]

I’ve been telling my buddies about Fatmangus

I’m excited to try it when I get home

[solar gorge]

fs should nerf ainz...

[frozen kernel]

Finally a use for my HP curios

[carmine lance]

What is fatmangus

I see it mentioned here lately

[frozen kernel]

HPMaxxing zealot

[carmine lance]

Ah

[frozen kernel]

Lemme get you the build

[wheat matrix]

it's a really stupid zealot build that looks like ur griefing but it actually just makes u incredibly tanky

[deft badge]

Ainz carry?

[frozen kernel]

https://youtu.be/82EpvAqXth0?si=J6myhz4y06MA_OEL

[wheat matrix]

he had some very good clutches

[frozen kernel]

I guess that’s Darktide in a nutshell

[deft badge]

I believe that, it's Ainz

[frozen kernel]

“Is he trolling?”
“No he’s carrying us”

[deft badge]

They do those by themselves

[solar gorge]

i need to try fatmangus with relic just to slap captains

on the forehead

[frozen kernel]

Fatmangus is what’s going to get me to finally use the relic blade

[solar gorge]

i never used it much

[frozen kernel]

I just have not meshed with it at all compared to the Evi/TH

[carmine lance]

Goddamnit lmao

[solar gorge]

be me, be bee

[frozen kernel]

It came out, a havoc team was like “u NEED to use this” and after that I put it away forever

[carmine lance]

Relic blade is good but yeah “you NEED to use this” is annoying

[frozen kernel]

Not pictured is the 3-5 business days to walk to a PC to post that meme

[deft badge]

I should finish zealot penances one of these days

[median steeple]

I refuse

[void bison]

tongasaurus rex

[median steeple]

I hate tknives

I hate stealth

[deft badge]

I really like top right, good colors on that mf

[median steeple]

I hate backstabs

[frozen kernel]

Fatmangus is how I’m gonna complete the stealth penance holy fuck

I just realized

[gray ice]

Express delivery, prime shipping

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/Gazungamer/status/2005339317569540413

Gazun 💮 (@Gazungamer)

This is actually fucking ridiculous, why did they make him sound like that

Quoting edith . 🏳️‍⚧️👹👻🎃 (@ruggyscruggy)
︀
sonics voice in frontiers was so fucking ass why did they make roger craig smith talk like that

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FxTwitter · Dec 28, 2025, 6:05 PM

[deft badge]

Shantongosaurus

[void bison]

have you seen Weapons

[frozen kernel]

I don’t mind tknives but I fucking abhor shroudfield

[deft badge]

I love saying Shantungosaurus tbh

[deft badge]

I have, I liked it tbh

[void bison]

morgan had some impressive acting

[solar gorge]

i love tknives

[deft badge]

Morgan?

[solar gorge]

the only blitz on zeal i hate with fire and brimstone are the suntormz

stuntorm

sturms

[deft badge]

I like finishing penances more than I hate temporarily using anything

I'm hoping I stumble on something that makes me go

"Damn zealot actually pretty cool"

[void bison]

marcus i meant

[carmine lance]

Same

[wheat matrix]

somebody get this man a fatmangus

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/weapons-movie-2025-benedict-wong-running-gif-4355234479226224118

[glossy nimbus]

ranged + melee psyker makes me feel like an op vet

[deft badge]

I agree, was sad when he bought it ngl

[glossy nimbus]

psyker has almost no downsides with sciers faze and vent

[deft badge]

It had great cinematography too

[glossy nimbus]

completely destroys the point of peril

[deft badge]

And the ending was gnarly

[deft badge]

I don't like being tanky fwiw

[frozen kernel]

You know just a day ago I told my newbie friend,

“There really isn’t any class other than Ogryn that has a use case for stacking HP curios but I’d hold onto them in case health meta becomes a thing”

[void bison]

I will watch the other film by Zach set in the same universe soon

Barbarian

[frozen kernel]

Literally hours later Fatmangus started popping off

[deft badge]

I've heard about that

I think im supposed to watch that with someone

[solar gorge]

i'm still enraged not being able to queue NA east on tf2 btw tongs

actively fuming

[deft badge]

I think it's funny it kept sending us to London

[solar gorge]

i've scoured forum posts and whatnot

nothing

[deft badge]

Experience was almost the same

[solar gorge]

there's nothing

[deft badge]

Tbh I think I'd be very content learning to scout

I think i should probably play almost anything else on defense tho lmfao

[solar gorge]

scout on def can be v good but it's map dependant

like the first point of badwater is S++ tier

4 scout

[frozen kernel]

I was a ringer in the newbie cup a couple years back

[deft badge]

That is also true

[frozen kernel]

Comp TF2 is…an experience

I’m 24/7 Harvestpilled

[deft badge]

You and everyone else buddy

[frozen kernel]

Definitely feels AMAZING when you just body the medic and leave them completely helpless for your uber though

[solar gorge]

that's cool

i used to play mostly in etf2l back in the dayz

[frozen kernel]

My life for Aiur

I always wanted to play Highlander but never had homies

[solar gorge]

it's not easy getting 9ppl

together

for scrims and whatnoty

[median steeple]

source games at high ping make me want to kill myself

[deft badge]

Lamb

[solar gorge]

u don't understand...

[frozen kernel]

I feel like at this point I’d be a detriment to any team serious enough to play it competitively these days

[solar gorge]

i want high ping syko

i need it

[deft badge]

Can I make scout look like Hotline Miami Biker?

[frozen kernel]

Source games are the rare times where I never got rubber banding even on DSL

[solar gorge]

yeah

[frozen kernel]

I would get up to 9000 ping and was probably a fucking menace to the lobby but my client felt “okay”

[solar gorge]

he has a biker helmet and a puffy jacket

[deft badge]

Hell yeah

[frozen kernel]

Meanwhile I play BF6 with euro friends and HOLY

Actually unplayable

[median steeple]

I need to see if I can play BF6 finally

[solar gorge]

ping is fine in source aslong as it's stable

it's like for every game really

[sterile stone]

Euro friends

What a horrible sentence

[solar gorge]

a stable 100 is better than a bouncing 45-80

[sterile stone]

The only thing that could make that worse is if they were all French

[frozen kernel]

I need to keep options open for if Americans start to claim refugee status fleeing to Europe in 5-10 years

[deft badge]

We had some "funny" french people earlier

Lamb apologized on their behalf

[solar gorge]

with matching Asterix pfp no less

p funny

[sterile stone]

My boy Path got me a secure seat in China if this country ever sinks into the ocean

[deft badge]

I didn't realize that comic was that popular there

[solar gorge]

It's made by a belgian and is written in french

[frozen kernel]

I’d prefer Finnish/Danish accommodations

The Finnish don’t want to talk anyways so I don’t have to worry about not speaking Klingon

The Danish would think I’m a cute novelty to keep around and if I can milk that, it’s a shoe-in

[solar gorge]

it's extremely popular

[deft badge]

I had entire lessons on it in french 1 and 2 in highschool

[frozen kernel]

Swedes/Germans might see me like the scab I am

[sterile stone]

I'd have moved to Eastern EU for the simple living

Then I remembered

[frozen kernel]

Awe I regret taking French in HS

I wish I took ASL instead

[sterile stone]

Accommodations for someone of darker complexion aren't treated well

[deft badge]

I had the choice of italian/spanish/French

And i took french

Cause the french teacher was attractive

[frozen kernel]

Agh, that does put a damper on things

[sterile stone]

I mean Japan is always an option

[frozen kernel]

Thankfully I’m Wasian so most races treat us kindly, with exception to our own

[sterile stone]

Atleast that's subtle racism

[deft badge]

Eh

[solar gorge]

it's p chill in west eu usually

related to that

[sterile stone]

Not from what I've seen online.

[frozen kernel]

I dunno if I’d get it worse in Japan because I’m mixed Japanese rather than straight up white

[solar gorge]

i mean u'll always find awful stuff

[deft badge]

Japanese cities are normally semi tolerable for foreigners but you cannot leave them is what I'm told by people who have gone there either for vacation or deployment

[sterile stone]

It's always some white dude making this wall of text and recording videos like

"LOOK AT ALL THESE BROWN PEOPLE IN MY WHITE HOMOGENOUS COUNTRY RUINING OUR CULTURE"

And it's like

[solar gorge]

but when i was in southern france everybody seemed cool about that

[sterile stone]

Several EU countries.

[frozen kernel]

I know they definitely treat you like you’re not a native Japanese, but I’m wondering if the lacism is deep enough to actually provide me with some opportunities bc “you got some nippon in ya, son”

[solar gorge]

southern france is just goated

trust mez

the north don't go there

there's nothing there

[deft badge]

Ik one of my navy homies who's white was called a barbarian and told to leave at most places he went outside big cities proper

[sterile stone]

I had a brief stint watching this dude who was a American born Japanese

And he said it was a shit time

Living in Japan

[frozen kernel]

“(X) country is just (X)-istan now!”

• The dumbest person you know on Facebook

[solar gorge]

it's p well known to be awful

[median steeple]

Japans greatest samurai
Jerry
26
White
Montana

[solar gorge]

japan

they don't like any foreigners at all

[sterile stone]

Apparently not

[median steeple]

It's so funny to me

[sterile stone]

Not even people born to two JApanese parents

[median steeple]

they don't make any effort to fix their shitty work culture then blame foreigners for people not getting work (it's not that)

[frozen kernel]

“Why don’t you enjoy spending 18 hours a day at the office and then coming in tomorrow for 6 o clock?”

“Lazy foreigner” they say as a coworker takes their shoes off and makes for the roof

[median steeple]

dude reading about how schools are in east asian nations is soul crushing

wake up at 5 and go to school
get off school at 4 then go to club
get home and study till 1 am
repeat

[frozen kernel]

I feel for young South Koreans because fuck dude the west gets a VERY sterilized view of their country

[solar gorge]

i read about the korean stuff too recently and yeag

it's bleak

[frozen kernel]

“Ooh kdramas and new hot music”

Worse “beauty” standards than America, somehow

[solar gorge]

it got so bad they have some kind of social movement going on rn i think

related to that issue

[frozen kernel]

I often think about that one article that had a chart measuring a divide in the beliefs between young men and women

Korean women literally went off the chart

They’re so done lol

[median steeple]

Speaking of Japan

https://fxtwitter.com/spectatorindex/status/2005731525569175718

The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex)

BREAKING: 🇯🇵 Japan set to record less than 670,000 births in 2025, worse than government's most pessimistic forecasts and the lowest since records began in 1899.

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FxTwitter · Dec 29, 2025, 8:03 PM

This is bleak dude

[solar gorge]

average age 80yrs old by 2035

[visual stream]

Isn't the situation over there that everyone is too overworked to date or is it something else

I thought I had heard of that being the reason

[solar gorge]

they prioritise their career over that stuff yeah

so kinda

[median steeple]

aging population on top of shit work culture which doesn't leave room for social lives

rising costs and inflation

but don't worry everyone

the immigrants will be dealt with (the very few in Japan)

I love Japanese cities they're wonderful and amazing use of space

but dear god I would never want to live there ever

[solar gorge]

i like the countryside, it's very pretty

[median steeple]

the only good time to live there was their economic boom in the 80s

[visual stream]

Just put the kawaiislop in the bag bro 💔

[copper hawk]

IS BTHIS BLACK

IS THIS TRUCK BLACK

IS IT BLACK OR DARK BLUE

[green yacht]

dark green

[solar gorge]

dark green yerp

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[visual stream]

You can see the green best here

[green yacht]

Lmfao what

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/12561326669572115778/0A77D72F9D63AE1831820F8C4F64EDF1BD8EA439/

just 4 this 1 silly stabz

[copper hawk]

Oh wut about here

[green yacht]

Got shit on so its gotta be an exploit, right?

[solar gorge]

srly

he don't even know how cl_interp actually works

[solar gorge]

dark greens

[copper hawk]

Grrrrr

[median steeple]

Why is he standing like that

Absolute superman is so peak

I almost cried

[sterile stone]

How the fuck do face stabs even work

I've gotten maybe one in my entire 20 mins playing spy

[solar gorge]

basiclly the backstab radius goes all the way to the sides of soemone it's a very large cone

pair that with server-client stuff and u can get "true" facestabs

[visual stream]

See the sun illuminating the green

[solar gorge]

ones that are truly unexplainable

usually ppl will call anything a facestab while it's just them exposing their sides to the spy because they moved their mouse too much

or got baited into doing so

in the clip u can c i just got acess to his side, pwned

[heady rapids]

@sullen forge tbs drama

We're fucked

[visual stream]

Is the Giga in your bio supposed to be this song https://open.spotify.com/track/4dSanhvaTVCDyVbnl6Uw8T?si=3lM8YVi0SLKWzXqZ_BMjPQ

The Japanese looks a little different but close enough

[solar gorge]

No

but I will give this a listen

[heady rapids]

I can't fucking sleep !!!!

[visual stream]

Have you tried the hyperphonk asmr

[heady rapids]

the what

[visual stream]

phonk asmr

[heady rapids]

what

[visual stream]

https://youtu.be/SCTCns7uI-s?si=mQ3GcFBzDyCPx_v2

Sorry it was sleep phonk

[heady rapids]

aha

[solar gorge]

ts so tuff

[plush estuary]

Poor sniper

[heady rapids]

@visual stream https://vt.tnktok.com/ZS5FSLuQ9/

[solar gorge]

@heady rapids https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/9647496549931247061/162ACF73E6DE6712F8C68A6BAA403D842373F7A2/

[sterile stone]

So it's just lag

[solar gorge]

for the bs stabs yes

but those are super rare

as i said most ppl will call bullshit when it's just a normal ass matador

[heady rapids]

what

[solar gorge]

russian guy singing we are charlie kikr

it's u

[heady rapids]

oh it's barely audible

[solar gorge]

he started barking in the mic later on

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/9526404994875122481/71BCC2869008C9F695413DB1620CB55756CEA42C/

[plush estuary]

@solar gorge

ultra chud

[misty nova]

Yeah that's h40 ready

[misty nova]

If I had a coin for every zombie game with a plane crash mission

I'd have 3 coins

[visual stream]

Which ones are you counting

[deft badge]

Small world, huh

[plush estuary]

lol

I need a teleporter here

[deft badge]

I appreciate your commitment to a bit

[plush estuary]

I love doing that

[misty nova]

The ones I played

Left 4 Dead 2
Dead Rising 3
Dead Island 2

Iirc you could aggro zombies in dead Rising 3 by using your microphone or something

[lapis cave]

jesus is my IT guy

[rough token]

Praise the Omnissiah

[lapis cave]

"Oh lo, you have restarted it, and upon restarting it, it has shut down, and now it is reborn. Reborn without the issue that hath afflicted it."

"That'll be $80/hr"

[misty nova]

I forgot that dead rising isn't serious

💀

[glossy nimbus]

What should I put on my zealot blade

[glossy nimbus]

FUCKJ

i meant

relic

[glossy nimbus]

lmfao

[plush estuary]

@deft badge what me and medic were doing on 1st

[deft badge]

We were getting spawncamped

[sullen forge]

My ass just racked up over 100 revives in Zombies

lmao

I LOVE CARRYING!!!

[median steeple]

Shit would have me gloating on da school yard

Dude I've fucked up so badly

Not eating all day then eating an entire bag of bacon bits

[sullen forge]

Yeah you fucked up bad

[median steeple]

I was ungry

Is it a crime

[sterile stone]

Mega titty swat cougar

Hell of a video game boss

[plush estuary]

what

[sullen forge]

Yes it is a crime

crime punishable by death

[spare talon]

more fatmangus

[misty nova]

White haired lady with huge bahoonkadonkas

Like massive jugamaloos

Enormous

Morbius

[misty nova]

I do think snipers are a bit iffy lately

[spare talon]

i slid a little too late tbh

but look at the damage i took

46 damage from a sniper shot in havoc 40

9 of which would be healed back over time

resulting in about 37 damage

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2005712971256013097

SlimySlimer (@SlimerSlimy)

Horse

X · Dec 29, 2025, 6:50 PM

[plush estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241878072605540508/1324137193421148211/media-iv-text.gif

[sullen forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846877737645375488/948711934197366814/burger_1.gif

[pliant ice]

@hard nexus

[sullen forge]

DONT

[plush estuary]

She powered up

[sullen forge]

SHE'S GONNA POWER UP AGAIN

[plush estuary]

the results are clear

[pliant ice]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Im sorry it's all i can think of

[plush estuary]

lol

[sullen forge]

She gets banned for a week this time

[deft badge]

After you left some dude joined lobby with a Tate soundboard spamming the hard r

Tf2 really does attract all sorts

[plush estuary]

sounds about right. That lobby was dying

[deft badge]

I hate that map ngl

Bad at it

[hard nexus]

LOL

chat

i’m being forced to watch the hobbit

[plush estuary]

willow

[hard nexus]

free me.

2 hour 48 minute

.

[plush estuary]

have fun

[hard nexus]

…

[hard nexus]

RELEASE MEEEE

I DONT WANNA

I WANAN VONTAGE DTORYYY

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/halflings-hobbit-hobbits-middle-finger-middle-finger-gif-gif-25308085

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-speech-bubble-cat-drinking-water-stupid-stupid-cat-gif-12327862702270255434

[void bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900845552395255898/1455344255978442824/RDT_20251229_0516134252374309228555664.jpg?ex=69546275&is=695310f5&hm=6d639f35c5053aabfc065fc8e21d6214c7a2a7bd810a4cc1ab265d097be9aac5

[plush estuary]

@pliant ice

[pliant ice]

sweet littel babby....

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/posting-this-cat-may-result-in-a500fine-please-be-wary-among-us-amogus-cat-gif-25693870

[pliant ice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1272802825092468778/1365488958909190246/tumblr_138b397b44531f0c4103be924f52c041_b3011d3b_500.gif

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-fixx-funny-fixx-big-eyed-cat-big-gif-590189232213303218

[deft badge]

Sometimes I think about getting another cat tbh

This is one of those times

[copper hawk]

bro.

munting machine

[jagged cradle]

oh i love that movie

[pliant ice]

@plush estuary I made her an emoji

[spare talon]

i ended up joining that lobby

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[spare talon]

fatmangus moment

[copper hawk]

did u win?

[spare talon]

first try yeah

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[spare talon]

fatmangus never lose

[copper hawk]

i need to try this silly ass build

[copper hawk]

what's rlly the thing is shroud relic right

and the 3 hp curios

that's like the big thing

how do u do the relic high single target w shroudfield ? what build do u run ?

[spare talon]

1 time downed (net)
2 med stations
0 downs
1.8k damage taken

[copper hawk]

i've never used shroudfield

[plush estuary]

Amazing

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1455418764819435613.webp?size=44

[pliant ice]

NOOO

YOU STOLE HER

[spare talon]

depending on the situation it can be used many more ways

[jagged cradle]

you gotta find a better term for it

[pliant ice]

[spare talon]

like sometimes you can just use it like how youd use fotf

[copper hawk]

another one for the collection muahaha

[spare talon]

you can use it to just reposition better than you could with fotf, or rez

[pliant ice]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-cat-cat-car-meow-explosion-gif-13527070362113797677

[spare talon]

or just take out that one fucking guy you hate like a bulwark, even if your blade isnt powered

[copper hawk]

corralling target

aren't u somethin special..

last time i saw it was in an h40 on a zeal

for clutch revives

[spare talon]

which thats something they can do

i think they do it better than anyone else

not just cuz of stealth but because theyre such a fat fuck
they can survive any mistake that isnt a net

@copper hawk https://youtu.be/82EpvAqXth0?si=O90ADD6CfvBgGqOp&t=36

[copper hawk]

something like this?

ah fuck

twbs

grr.

[spare talon]

theres too much damage in there

no shield of contempt

[copper hawk]

ah

that's why the extra wound talent

[spare talon]

yeah this is literally healthtanking

[copper hawk]

cant run marty cuz not enough wounds

are all the shroudfield talents like

needed

[spare talon]

ij also helps with mobility too

[copper hawk]

can i drop any of these

yah ij i feel is gonna be necessary w the relic chud

[spare talon]

the last one is up to you but youd likely have to sacrifice damage for it

[copper hawk]

chudblade mk ii

[spare talon]

somewhere from the build

[copper hawk]

invigorating revelation?

[spare talon]

theres not a lot of damage to sacrifice either

[copper hawk]

tness and dr on shroudfield ending?

[spare talon]

yeah

[copper hawk]

mby drop dat verdad ?

[spare talon]

its flat dr so it affects health, and 30% for 8s is quite good

this is what he uses

[copper hawk]

fatmangus is a hungry build..

[deft badge]

Is it "Fat Man Gus"

Or "Fat Mangus"

[spare talon]

its one word

and this is what i use

[copper hawk]

dude im such a moron

i just realized i take disdain thinking it's backstabber

like

on every build

https://tenor.com/view/neko-nekopara-cat-boy-catboy-gif-24881101

La La La

[spare talon]

he uses overload wrath i take overload rampage, since i dropped SA for against the odds for cleave from the tree

i also take masters retribution because its really funny

and it has saved me before multiple times from dogs

[spare talon]

like at 1:35 here

[spare talon]

i mean distain did get buffed

its not every other swing, its now every swing

so at absolute minimum its 5% more melee damage

[copper hawk]

oh ur right

hrm..

[spare talon]

the stealth dr is honestly really good

especially for this

[south prism]

discord mobile video player is so unstable. stupid sound keeps dropping out

[spare talon]

it has really high uptime

[copper hawk]

no hp on last stand ,,

[spare talon]

wdym

[copper hawk]

i squee

[hard nexus]

michealwave

[copper hawk]

oh wait nvm

just faithful frenzy

i tupid

stupid Baka Chungoid

[sullen forge]

Blicky jumpscare

[hard nexus]

it’s still good

[copper hawk]

hrmeth ,,

wait Who Needs Toughness

[spare talon]

exactly

my charge version does use ewew but i also take the 2 atk speed nodes since we're not going for backstabs

but i only really use this in auric

the pa is used pretty often on the 2

[copper hawk]

#zealot-class message
#zealot-class message
@copper hawk

pinging myself 4 later

thank u cole :3

this looks like a lot of fun

do u still use explode on lockout and wrath on ur relic?

[obsidian prairie]

Hp tanking is back

[spare talon]

i use overload and rampage

[obsidian prairie]

Hell is officially frozen

[spare talon]

i take rampage instead of wrath cuz im taking against the odds, he doesnt

its lower cleave, but higher damage against groups

[sullen forge]

Fym HP tanking is back

what did I miss

LMAO

[jagged cradle]

wait you can do that??

[spare talon]

but im sacrificing sustained assault for it, which is still higher, but itll be a little worse when im fighting like crushers and shit

[spare talon]

havoc 40

[obsidian prairie]

Fat zealot

apparently

[spare talon]

fatmangus

[sullen forge]

What in the

FUCK

is that

[copper hawk]

Blicky-Oblongh

[sullen forge]

Im stealing this

thank you

[copper hawk]

do u fw Oblock-Switchyion?

[sullen forge]

My long lost sibling

[sullen forge]

I think it was uh

Bladewolf

[sullen forge]

that made Oblock-Switchyion

[sullen forge]

YOU SHOULD BE DEAD

HOW

[spare talon]

fatmangus

too fat

too full of damage taken

[deft badge]

There ain't no way this is a real name

[spare talon]

too full of 0 downs

this is real

this is in the game

[sullen forge]

Fuck it I'll make this build real quick

and then not use it

LMAO

[misty nova]

Zealot be like

https://tenor.com/view/close-up-dont-care-idc-who-cares-gif-14101294

[copper hawk]

i need to make a like

chord 13g chud build

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-eating-fat-chips-lays-gif-19733564

this is me rn

[copper hawk]

i think im going to throw some havoc matches today

[spare talon]

so like youre still a lower damage output zealot in general situations
but theres still value in like a havoc lobby for someone this obese
they can just exist in situations that would kill other people to do something that makes the situation easier, like booking it through tons of fire to kill flamers and bombers no one has the chance to kill
and also the clutch potential from the ability to take an insane amount of hits and shrug it off in addition to stealth
AND you still have

[hard nexus]

relic is just so balanced

[spare talon]

this is the same build where a sniper to the face just does this

[hard nexus]

does hp tank work with blazing pieeetttyyyy

[spare talon]

no

youd be sacrificing too much branching down there

[hard nexus]

mk3 evis ps with hp tank b awesome

damn

sad

i yearn for rotten armor rn

i love rotten armor ,,

[spare talon]

its cuz you need these nodes

[hard nexus]

ohhgg

i shmee

doesn’t work with evis so

snooorrreeee

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[spare talon]

i mean ij is not bad by any means

dodge distance too

[hard nexus]

u know what i haven’t done in a while

is crusher

haven’t touched it in forever

[hard nexus]

yeah but without PS evis feels bad in h40

losing carapace cleave is sad