#zealot-class
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Do more krak
Yeesh
Thought that was supernatural or smth
Shout out the fact no one calles me gale anymore
Bro that word is utterly ruined online
I wanna cook more this year
Im taking my friend to dinner tonight
I forgot about that
didnt u wanna play withu s
Your side bitch you mean
btw
Are you like
Some of apex that is a legend?
Like some kind of
APEX LEGEND?
Taking them out to dinner WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
no hes an apex predator
The silent hill f puzzles are making me feel like a fuckin idiot
You are an idiot
I had the idea of making myself beef wellington
People think its romantic and like it unironically is but we tried dating and just didnât care for it so we are still just friends
THIS IS ZEALOT CHAT
I'm always like "man I want puzzles that are actually engaging" then I get a puzzle that's more thought-provoking than skyrim dragon claw puzzles and I bash my head into the wall
Thats so real
Wait you were there for that?
i had to fuck around with this for genuinely 25 minutes and im still not sure i didnt get it by guessing
I thought you were named Gale at some point a long while back
You forget if game don't have a big DO THIS FOR GAME MECHANIC gamer would get mad at how hard it is
Yeah cuz i had the gale from bg3 simp account as a gag
i thought jawa and medic were the same person at some point
From when BG3 was in early access?
I feel like it was around that time
Wait a min
Jawa + medic = jerma
Hearing my online username out of context
Maybe?
You stole your gamer name from bg3?
Thats kinda cr8nge
I was known as silly muse of gale
You had to align 3 of the 12 symbols on a combination lock
Unoriginal smh
Chill
I stole my name from my cousib
finish my master's degree this time
He was like 6
B1ade wolp stole my name
Named a plush âjellypostcoughâ i went âheh thats gold right thereâ
Knify wolp
Went through a few iterations of it
Like blud did not try
Landed on jellypost
I mix yall up constantly
Wasn't Hasbullah an asshole
oh very
He beats his cat
animal abuser too
Yeah
That's wolpist
yes
Shane Dawson?
Imagine being the perfect size for a human to kick.
And then kicking cats.
One of you is a furry, the other has an accent i barely understand
Plz tell me somebody punted the little shit
no lmao he lives in dagestan
he has a lot of powerful friends
Remember when mike tyson treated him like a little baby
I'll dress up as a cat and kick him in the face idgaf
Jake Paul?
Hasbulla
TheâŚ.. jellypost office
the most like turkish guy I've seen
dilara
That manâs stare alone could kill 7 people
7 greeks*
True
Im so pissed none of yall laughed at this
There pookums
No i donât want it anymore
Jelly
Its ruined
Yeah wsg?
Just saying buzzword
Oh real
Buzzfeed?
@frosty herald @heady rapids
Feed?
I took the âare you gayâ buzzfeed quest and all it said was âyeah prolly idfkâ
im getting fucked over by gog hard
the desire sensor is real...
flyann2 had to no joke
@green yacht
Well?
Are you?
farm straight up for almost 70 hours to get 10 rathalos plates
Buzzfeed had one good thing and it was Shane and Ryan
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I can only think of Shane dawson
Which reminds me
What happen to the minecraft pooptuber?
so
idk
tiirrreeeddd
dumbass
Go to bed
caffeine crash
i donât drink caffeine
Yeah prolly idfk
i just couldnât sleep last night
i woke up at 2am
check your bank account
and couldnât go back to sleep
I want to grab their muzzle and violently shake it back and forth
Go get a gay bf and get into a gay marriage then get your gay kids then tell me
If you are gay
Literally
There's a better version of this
Where is it
They had those quizzes that would tell you what your spirit animal was
Or am I thinking of something else
Ey anavar
I still have 14 rooms to clean at work
There will be a special albanian leather whip for you and your delusions
Good
I should be done by now
lol im actually pretty lucky with gems and gogmazios is fairly easy
every news place had that back then
Want to play DT
do it
Know auric will be zzz
I want a Dr Pepper
Know Havoc will be bad
negative
Theyâre arguingâŚ..
Stop posting this shit
lemme know if u do play

play solo
Youâre mad itâs funny as fuck LMAO
auric is pretty much never boring to me because it just turns into a solo in the first 5 minutes
I really do not want to mod the game again tbh
why is it so high qaulity
then duo
farttide is easy to mod
It is but if i see it again i'm gonna pull the alcoholic father with belt on you
I'm so used to the bitcrushed version
Val waits patiently in the sidelines for someone to mention doing a havoc
We'll see what happens when I get to f's next puzzle
drag and drop and 1 click installs with vortex
lambda might join we're playing labubu company rn
smyker so i went afk next to him whole game
The fuck did you do
just go queue up for auric then stay back and dont prop the team up so they all die
âIraqwarvetâ
tons of auric randoms just get flattened if one person isnt propping up the entire team
Imagine predicating your entire personality on the invasion of Iraq
Yes
03 too
If my personality isnât one thing and one thing only
Yeah
Born 2003
Then Iâm MAD
lvl 1300 smyker...
at least two others
shouldâve used ur slow walk mod
I have 0 desire to play havoc with the current modifiers because I want to run a build I like at all
Nickado just being there
I hate smykers
maybe i can later
Watch smite psyker by DirtyBlondeMedic and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal. #warhammer40000darktide
All I'm gonna do is fall asleep in auric or actively not enjoy myself on havoc
No?
I sing while playing auric that's the only way I can have fun
that or killing my friends
mb i misread
I feel like I explicitly implied otherwise here
Correct way to react to smykers
I do, but I want to have fun while I do it
It's actually good I swear
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He finally posted it
uh
I totally forgot to install that lmfao
If i close f to install something im gonna take a 3 hour nap
i should be here
kill all psyker
LMAO
Scat into Racism or some shit like that
True perma ban combo
we're still safe because deadlock is harder to get into than others
Cornball fanbase gonna infest deadlock
so most people will forget
exploding maxor with my mind
Fuck ass Skaven name
@plush estuary thanks for the tech
3 little chuds jumping on the bridge
total collaspe
skill issue
It's so helpful
Makes ada no threat
it's pretty easy actually
i cant believe i ddint drown
when the bruidge bit collapsed
Hi yog
get on codeine
@sullen forge did you know
Like
Get back into warframe
Or start it
so cute, so hungy
i just haven't played since old peace release
i played a bit yesterday and did the quest
Old peace is kinda dope
obese moth creature
Im so mad that the operator suit from old peace is from the caliban prime access
which came out BEFORE old peace
LOL
Did I know what
u need to make a wisp build and buy the marie skin
thati have a giant cat shark plush
REAL
because hot nun.
or did i show itt to u
is that the trans shark thing
no
the baha blast shark thing
nope
what is that game
i thought it was ultrkill at first
because i'm braindamaged
mohrta
Also I literally just touched Warframe last night trying to figure out where the fuck I left off
this thing
i do love gzdoom
oh wow
At the Grind till you turn into a Prune level of the game
its insane what people can do with gzdoom
yeag
Selaco is another good Gzdoom game
wait selaco runs on gzdoom? that's wild
Where did you?
youre not supposedto touch the warframes.....
Completed star chart and uh- yeah the extreme grind process
I havenât played it since what
2022ish?
Like fucking ages
you don't touch warframe
no you're not supposed to touch them.....we gotta get you into quarantine
warframe touches u
at the very least we can study you while it happens
u stole that pic
dense fuckin cat..
Yeah cause Mei Mei is a funny cat
mei mei's owner abused her
So you guys use blazing piety or martyrdom with the relic blade?
fr ?
yes
That was the previous owner
I prefer martyrdom but blazing piety works just as well from what ive heard
Previous owner abused the cat
Oh so you're still new to the game
do you want raw damage and optionally attack speed or toughness regen at the cost of health
or consistent crits every time a horde spawns
And itâs why her teeth are missing
Warframe has halflife 1
Good movie
Or do you want to be a fatmangus who's too fat to die with relic blade
I'd say piety is the safer option if you don't like risking it with your hp
yo peak
Yeah cause I like dropped it after that for a bunch of other games and I still have no clue where to start really
Stellar even
stellaris
Hey can you roll some rivens for me :3
So far been using piety since am lazy to roll curios
Theres still plenty of story quests past star chart
good game, wish i didnt suck at it
When do havoc modifiers roll again? 2 weeks?
I have like 3.7 million
Is ok and synergize with las pistol crits
I have maybe 1k rn
Maybe like 1 more week
Thanks big brain
Endless Space 
that's fair
again, if you play martyrdom you should know how to not get hit when you're on 50 HP
Blight or rotten gets swapped out Iâll play Havoc again
endless space, stellaris ? Starsector
GAMER
gaming
I donât like playing waiting game in my horde game
Nvm i have enough atm
hh
FTL: Faster Than Light
it depends
Oh yeah I assumed such, more just beyond that like do I start investing into trying to make my shit way stronger or something else
but the modding in FTL goes hard
mantis people my beloved
Kurva bober?
elitna gulova znalost
Id rather die than touch kuva missions actually
use it to gamble
Also never in a billion years would I think Fallout would reference COD Zombies
Thatâs a wombat
I spend all my norabucks on kuva and nintan extract
Steel path
Thats when you really start to unlock the juicy stuff like weapon arcanes
As god intented
is this 76
Correct
Cole how you feel bout uriel
Though steel path inherently is +100 levels and 2x hp and armor on top of thst
resisting my urge to be horrifically obnoxious (im a new vegas fan)
I know Steel Path you kinda have to actually prep for though
i'm gonna stay civilized though
Which I suppose thatâs my question
Yeah sp is like actually rough starting out
Where the fuck do I start to prep for Steel Path
As you clear the starchart
i wouldnt use piety with relic
id use inexorable
assuming i wasn't using marty
One thing that can help is arbitrations
They unlock at the same time but are like lvl 60-80+
And they give you a currency you can buy galvanized mods with
So like yknow how you have a multishot mod
I love galvanized mods
How about a galvanized multishot mod that by default is a little less multishot
But on kill: it stacks up even more multishot than youd get with the normal mod
almost had a heart attack
let me get the image
Canât believe we just found miss informations partner
the biggest one is aptitude/savvy ones
gunCO
I dont own savvy
Which ones that
if u use shotguns u shoukld
i've not been very good with following shit recently i'll legit take everything said at face value
See I didnât even know this fucking existed
arbis are pretty old
But thatâs probably where I should eventually start next
Yeah like
Look at this one
This takes the spot of your status chance mod
So with just 2 kills, you get 80% more damage per status on an enemy
Its PER STATUS
So an enemy with 5 status effects recieves +400% damage
This is my jupitor build
This shit is probably wicked with Viral as a Status effect
Rimw rounds and malignant are probably the only 2 golden mods on it
why does the god emperor take my boobs đ
A bit
whats he doing with them
Less a nerf and more buff the other statuses
Some of the other unique DOTs I thought were cool
I mean I play Oberon so I have radiation on demand
Other than weaponized demon core
This gun does, heat, radiation, gas, magnetic, tox, and viral
whatever that thing is, its special enough to not get the copy pasted setup and use whatever the fuck this is instead?
I was trying to find criticisms of Krav Maga and found a post where every single commenter was glazing KM and shit talking op for criticizing it and I was losing my mind
Then I remembered I was on Reddit and no one there knows anything about anything
I have not once ever used a meta build
And i do just fine
LMAO
So true
a year sober
ok
Built in armor strip
Anyways yeah I should slowly get back into the game
when did this come out?
It was fun last I played it
1999?
did you quit before or after 1999
Sayrin
minerva
and yeah i would 
Yeah
Thats just an AK
So true
show him the AX
someone show him the ax
Funny
Thats just an AKM
@sullen forge this is my super aids gun
Its also incredibly high crit dmg
On top of the super aids
Before
BRO YOU CAN JUST MAKE A FUCKING AK NOW?
Yeah
LMAO
Its actually crazy
Hip fire you cant run out of ammo
Ads gets you red crits on like 2% crit chance
honestly you have to get back into warframe just for 1999 if nothing else that shit was peak
and yes you can just have an ak now
1999 was peak
its pretty good actually
Lettie my beloved
Question
Tbh all I can think about while looking at it is that Warframe aesthetics really are just a mishmash
What else can you make
uhhhh
The idea of using an AK when theres all these futuristic weapons
A regular ass pistol
Will never not be funny as fuck
silenced pistol. and i dont mean a fancy futuristic one just a regular ass silenced 1911
I actually love it so much
SilencedâŚâŚ.. snoreâŚ..
they are
You had me at 1911 though
Look at my uriels right hip you can kinda see it
Lmao
there's a LOT of diff factions with their own unique looks
See thatâs the thing I shockingly remember is the big 3 factions
Like Cetus, fortuna and deimos?
Or the 6 syndicates
some warframes also have skins where theyâre just people
LettieâŚ..
Ik, I used to play it
Warframe is like
Graphically sound but aesthetically awful
Yeah
Granted it is direct damage so it doesnt work on aoe attacks but thats fine
Currently I have a sentinel that just hits 7 enemies with an arc coil within 10m which forces electric on them
But I've got another mod that makes the sentinels abilities (like that arc coil) have the same status as the weapon it has, so I just cram it full of status, and now that enemy gets hit with like 6 status effects for having the audacity to exist
Anyone help out with havoc pls
Need anti corrupt lots of tox bombers and blight puddles
@sullen forge if you want a good aoe status use gas, it hits headshots
This is not a joke
Gas procs hit headshots chat
I have hammer of God but am squishy just need maybe vet and psyker
Blast honestly stole that role
Really?
Yea
yep
@deft badge oh sorry I just joined this discord
when u kill a blast afflicted target it pops
You're alright
@deft badge although I can't post in there
I've literally never used it so idk if you need a role or something
It just refers me to here
martyrdom with corruption resist node, beacon of purity
doesnât completely solve it but helps
read whats in thje channels then
@hard nexus I'm currently the boss killer so I can't run anti corrupt
My end goal is to simply make Oberon Prime that I have stupid as all hell
And then Iâm happy
u very much can
TIL mutants can throw you off a ledge if they want
yes you can
Fucking lied bruh im still here
@hard nexus So I can have thrust x4 plus anti corrupt
unfortunately, i still live to suffer on this mortal coil
Thats what im saying
@spare talon how do you feel about the 1999 pistol
The velocitus-67 or whatever
Vesper-77
fucker
I barely know er
What
Why
respect gone
I actually meant to type 77
wyv you quit at just the right time btw
what happened
we landed on hitler's private island
I got fat fingers bruh
5 coilheads
LOL
they weren't there before because they were scared of me
5 outside coildheads
@hard nexus How does that play for dmg cus currently i 1 tap dh and monstrosities
Well they reworked him a few months ago
He is fucking busted as hell
One shot king that makes everyone immortal
if u wanna min max for boss damage switch to stealth, but chastise is still more then enough for boss kill even in havoc 40s
I like how on body shots mine hits roughly 4 dmg then any headshot i hit deals roughly 40 mil
@hard nexus I'm using stealth now. I will try this build you sent i screenshot it
alright
Hes so goated bruh
Fuck i love oberon
take 2 wound curios, one toughness curio
with 2 gunner resist at least
I may leave lettie if they make oberon romancable
@hard nexus Ok yea i was looking. I'm using 3 wound atm
they changed martyrdom a while ago so you only need 2 wound curios to reach max stacks, not 3
so that frees up a curio for toughness
which is nice for survivability
damn, he's really desperate for viewership, huh?
just 2 more missions and i never have to touch nioh 1 ever again
chemicals in the electronics is turning the freaking labubus gay
đ
its dog tho
Witcher 3 is 90% off
r u rich
If money talks then I'm the yapper
I like dr3 tbh
Here you go
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Bars
anyone willingly buying those trousers isnt money smart.
sorry
Cal hates drip chat
JayEazy slander 
From joke to god what the fuck
Oh damn total war Warhammer 3 75% off
Oberon is actually disgusting now
Anyways Gas is also good now?

Yeah I can see
The Skywalker saga 90% off
My gun of choice atm was Tiberon
dog
Well I mean it was kinda made for it
300% status damage and chance in 1 mod slot
I love the vesper so much
If you watch the video I sent youll see what I mean
Anyways yeah is Tiberon still relevant at all
It's a lego game
Your opinion is invalidated due to bias 
My build
Iâll check it out when Iâm home
im very biased for lego games
Gas heat magnetic and hella crit dmg
but skywalker saga is dog
I mean any weapon can me made good
But then you got your ds4s
Why did you like the tiberon
DARKTIDE REFERENCE
i never thought i'd see a darktide reference in zelchat wow
It was good for a bit long ago i think
Like long before time had a name type long
Wild
Versatility
Besides you know I play vigils
So I enjoy marksmen/burst rifles
I
DONT
Like snipers
I like the bridge between AR and Sniper
who're u
Youll like the ax
Scout rifle?
What does any of those mods aside from leaded gas do
I remember one purple and white scout rifle on Destiny that I FUCKED with but I can't remember the name
Based 
Third iteration?
Was it newer?
It was Year 3 of D1
Oh
i never played the ep 7 8 games tho
One of the purple tier scout rifles from one of the different gun companies
just tsc lsw3 and skywalker saga
If you used the burston theres a mechanical upgrade for it called incarnon
It builds up an alt mode for it with headshots and I think burstons mode was just a fuck you amount of high status high damage bullets at a crazy rpm
Who else remembers the Party Crasher and Thousand Yard Stare 
But the important part is that by having the mode, it inherently gives you some baseline upgrades even for the normal mode
Stupid chud guns
So you could get like just a free +20% crit chance for both modes of the gun
I know I was like
crit chance?
is that
Except thats not like a mod
Thats like additive to the base stat
Dangerously close to being able to make Burston Prime
is that a darktide reference
But any burst rifles or slow RPM hard hitting rifles
Its always in the pool
Unironically one of the best guns in the game rn
Seriously?
Yeah I probably should playâŚ
Have all but the barrel
Like a fuck ton of my friends are
Just having the burston incarnon is a massive buff to the normal version
Last time I played WF that was the only Prime weapon blueprint I had
Lemme see what its incarnon evolutions were
Its hard to get my friend to farm out weapons with me cuz hes so fucking torrid pilled
The fuck does that mean lmao
Torrid is a gun
I like the eventual goal of getting to a point of just having stupid levels of nuking but still needing to work on other shit
It also has an incarnon
Basically turned one of the worst guns in the game into the most braindead point and click gun
And now meta cucks scum all over it
Nope
Feel good about killing it
lemme guess he also has a riven for it worth a small apartment
ofc
Level an entire apartment building
You click in a general direction and its gone
they STILL didnt nerf dispo?
Nope
riven mafia for yaâŚ
I like nuking if it makes me click at enemies head
Youll LOVE the ax dude
i think garuda is coolâŚ.
garuda prime my beloved
I swap between oberon, citrin and oraxia mostly
Sometimes trinity if i wanna be a worse support frame
And cuz lettie
Only ever had 2 fictional crushes in my life
i love garuda
The druid from wakfu and lettie
@sullen forge youd get to pick one perk per evolution, and some of these are huge, like raising the base crit chance from 18% to 40% or doubling the base damage
Not to mention youd have that fuck you die beam of small aoe heat bullets in your back pocket
Incarnons
Incarnons are so goated
Theyre super good and also make the classic grounded guns from early game super fun
Strun incarnon my beloved
Versatile shotgun turning into a 400% status cannonball launcher with orange crits
@spare talon dead serious might come to you for few questions when I get back into the game but like
I assume Burston wants Crit?
I haven't used it really but I looked around a bit and yeah its crit first, status second
The build i see for it from the buildcrafter I trust has 4 crit related mods and 2 status mods for the incarnon version
Interesting
With the other 2 being neither
of course
@spare talon is prime serration better than amalgam?
Mine isnt make but im pretty sure max is 150%
I assume its cuz it already forces heat on the incarnon form, and it has enough status to get good use out of viral, but not enough to really lean into status
It also can get to a 4x crit multi and the crit hits will influence the burn damage so might as well
@sullen forge
was going to jokingly ask about how easy it'd be to find a partner in gen chat because of how freaky people are there, but then I remembered I have standards and am nowhere near desperate enough for that
i thought it'd be funny to ask!
Finding a partner in darktide discord general
like i said, i remembered i have standards
face da wall
I wouldnt want to go near them with a stick

exactly
ew
lmaoa zealot chat acting so high n mighty
you see we actually are just better
Id never date someone through discord
/srs
I hate all of you and hold 0 romantic feelings <3
like this isnt the exact same pit as genchat where the venn diagram of regulars is just a circle
that's irrelevant
Rather be shot dead
the torid dispo has nothing to do with it's strength
i thought the "remembered i have standards and am nowhere near that desperate" line would be a funny punchline but then i just got clowned on instead
i meant the riven prices
Recent weapons have had low beyond low dispo but no nerfs to old weapons
scary to think about some ppl actually do this
giga weird imo
I'd have to be like
i've done it once and it was only because it was plausible to meet up irl
fucking 30 years more desperate for that
like he lived only a couple hours from me
i mean ig if it's someone near u it's not that bad
we even met up once
If someone is near enough to me, and meeting up is actually plausable, I'll consider it
ive seen people date through discord but they were basically living in the same city and met up irl
yeah same
not the long distance shi
but im not dating someone in saudi arabia
otherwise best you're getting is fwb
i hardly ever see any zealot chatters in gen chat
that's not really discord dating imo
im the only one that ever goes int here
i'm she gon be rich
if someone is near me and is in this server and in this chat ill kill them
Im rapidly approaching ur location rn
what if someone here happened to be ur neighbor
or like
killing tacostan because he also lives in NY and his personality is the kind that specifically sets my autism off
a close friend with an alter ego
death
I LOVE HOW U CAN HEAR THE "I'll kill u" as it fades out
HAHAHA
yeah it's so good
this u?
almost killed wyv too
nah it wasn't that bridge
it was the little jumping section on the other side
near the tree
it broke when i jumped on it
I blame lambda for it regardless tho
ohh
I wont let a little thing like facts stop me
most comprehensible modded LC clip
does it not record your mic
i always forget to turn on that setting
im using obs
we decided to get rid of that mod btw
which mod
the thing
that killed u?
LOL
its kinda dog mechanic wise
i mean it kinda just killed u there for 0
it tps you and then you have to find the shovel and hit it
but yall tpd me
so it just put me on a timer
was funny though
football company
kill yourself football
I like this clip
Joke how quickly i got rift back
sloptiny 2
we had herobrine at some point but i got rid of him and got football instead
no idea what happened here
maybe ill go play some darktide in a little
I basically used my class ability which usually has a 1 and a half minute cooldown and got it back in under a second
hmu if u want
i should be rdy in like 10mn
im able to play whenever basically
im just watching a yt vid
are u working
Yeah
ok tell me when u done
i will be done in 10m
2 rooms havent left yet
perfect
And i gotta deep clean a third
do u work every sunday
Tuesday Thursday Friday sunday
Would work mondays but id rather kms than work in this god forsaken place
So its basically clean slop get treated like shit for 15.80 smth an hour or get paid maybe 4$ and get treated like shit
Which one is that again
end of watch
I think he has multiple cop slop movies
@solar gorge ok locking in
:(
launching that game that I hate
Youll never guess who has to clean it
No this is a fancy hotel
Wonderful
Yeah
u guys have it good, at my LIDL we got a hobo trying to buy beer coming in with shit running down his pants once
Than I thought
Sigma grindset
Someone left a mac laptop in a room earlier
Do not use gas station bathrooms
Shit yourself
Buy more beer to fuel the shit yourself machine
That room wasnât too bad
the branch of my store chain 2 streets down has been threated at gunpoint twice.
awsme
im in ur party already
they got his ass
i m' just happy no blight nor rotte
SAME



