zealot-class

[real sonnet]

It's most likely blight won't rotate

normally it's 1 modifier slot that rotates

[visual stream]

Built in guaranteed pressure that is super fucking tanky

Like why are the turrets so tanky

[wheat matrix]

When you say this you mean a single modifier rotates out every 3 weeks, or individual modifiers rotate every 3 weeks?

[real sonnet]

(Seems this season it's the stimm into rotten, so most likely rotten will rotate into something else)

[deft badge]

"Kill the turrets first" and what die to McGinnis?

[real sonnet]

Basically every 3 weeks they change 1 modifier for another

And the season tends to always keep 3 permanent modifiers

[wheat matrix]

ugh that's a lot of rotten blight rolls

[real sonnet]

and the last one is the one that rotates

[wheat matrix]

they need to change that imo

[real sonnet]

This could be different this season maybe

but that's how they always did it

since season 3

[wheat matrix]

just make it EVERY MODIFIER in the pool all at once

[deft badge]

I'm straight up not playing havoc till either blight or rot rotates off, I cannot mentally handle what's being asked of me to deal with both

[wheat matrix]

unironically

[real sonnet]

As they are it'd be a bad idea

cuz some modifiers are braindead easy

[solar gorge]

what's being asked of u

[real sonnet]

and others are full gamechangers

[solar gorge]

is spam kraks

[wheat matrix]

yeah but it beats rotten blight every game

[deft badge]

To run a build i hate for tangential benefits

[real sonnet]

tbh blight is not that bad

[deft badge]

Crate+Needler is actually miserable gameplay ime

[wheat matrix]

blight is aids

[real sonnet]

eh, idk

didn't feel that way

just don't step in the goo goober

[deft badge]

Blight is more annoying than difficult

[wheat matrix]

it makes maps incredibly slow

[deft badge]

Sucks more if you want to run melee

[wheat matrix]

yeah

[real sonnet]

this is only true if you have an inferno staff psyker that instantly melts hordes while infecting everything around them

[wheat matrix]

That is kinda time neutral

because they kill everything anyway

[real sonnet]

yeah but when a team prioritizes leaving infected enemies to last

[wheat matrix]

the issue is when ur trying to use melee and ur trying to say

[real sonnet]

if possible

[wheat matrix]

fight up the stairs in dreyko

[real sonnet]

there will be A LOT less goo on the floor

[wheat matrix]

and u cant

[wheat matrix]

doing this seems incredibly unreliable

there's enough infected poxers that u cant really do it

[real sonnet]

seems what worked to me most when our only source of corruption prevention was a vet with field improv lmao

[wheat matrix]

h40?

[real sonnet]

yes

[deft badge]

I'm glad you're playing with MENSA candidates then

[solar gorge]

vet improv goated tho

[real sonnet]

I mean I won't deny blight is annoying but

[solar gorge]

cuz it heals alll

wounds

[real sonnet]

I think it's overhated

[wheat matrix]

I actually could join mensa

[solar gorge]

no it's well deserved

[real sonnet]

it doesn't heal wounds tho?

[solar gorge]

field improv ?

[real sonnet]

ya

[solar gorge]

heals all

[real sonnet]

It heals corruption but it doesn't cure wounds

[visual stream]

I don't understand people who dodge it with the 2 mid at best talents to its sides

[solar gorge]

aslong as there's juice in the box it heals full

p sure

[deft badge]

Idm blight tbh, I might blight+rot armor slowing a games pace down to a literal crawl

[real sonnet]

If your character has 2 wounds, and 75% of your HP bar is corruption

[visual stream]

Stam regen on toughness break or 1 stack of bleed on melee over Field Improv

[real sonnet]

field improv will heal up to 50% of your max health

[visual stream]

Get real

[real sonnet]

and the other part will be fully corrupted

unable to be healed by field improv

[deft badge]

Or yk

[solar gorge]

idk

[deft badge]

Just play scum box

Be immune to corruption

[solar gorge]

i've never had a moment where it didn't heal me to full

[wheat matrix]

yeah this is a pain. I also hate the fact that rot armour limits ur loadout options to such an extent.

[real sonnet]

yeah scumbox actually makes blight irrelevant LOL

[wheat matrix]

u NEED heavy anti-cara

[solar gorge]

ig i'm just too good at dodging goo

[visual stream]

And have the second most boring ability in the game :D

[solar gorge]

but yeah crate is borked for goo

[deft badge]

The trade off is scum box is wildly boring to use

[solar gorge]

total corruption immunity

[deft badge]

Oh I agree

[real sonnet]

true rotten is extremely game defining

[visual stream]

1st most boring being Aquila speaker on Arbeez

[deft badge]

The two other people in here rn can vouch for the fact I absolutely hate the loadout I'm running

[real sonnet]

needing either kraks, Flamer/Inferno, or scum rocket launcher is annoying

[solar gorge]

Goo isn't that bad it's just boring and tedious

rotten is worse objectively

[wheat matrix]

Tongs does NOT like needle pistol OR box very much, i will confirm!

[solar gorge]

nobody likes boxxx

[deft badge]

No feeling fucking gun

Boring ability

[real sonnet]

Now imagine if they rotate rituals and get pink into this season

[solar gorge]

who likes having their ability be dropping a lame ass crate

[wheat matrix]

I wouldn't mind rotten itself if it didn't then ALSO crank crushers spawns into the stratosphere

[real sonnet]

I'd kill myself

[visual stream]

What makes me sad about scum is that most of their abilities are just number-pushing abilities

All three of them only exist to stat boost

[wheat matrix]

I Don't really like rampage and I don't like box

[solar gorge]

yeah but rampage and desperado are fun

[deft badge]

Used to be even worse btw

[wheat matrix]

Desperado is a bit better I feel, but not much

[solar gorge]

because u can keep them going

[visual stream]

Desperado makes you immune to ranged attacks and then that's it in terms of uniqueness

[wheat matrix]

I don't like abilities that dont do anything

[real sonnet]

it replaces timed hordes with armor stuff that's why it feels like there's 5000 more crushers xdd

[visual stream]

Yeah this is the only reason they're fun abilities

[real sonnet]

(it was either timed hordes or map progress hordes I don't remember)

[deft badge]

I have a lot of fun with both Desp and Rampage

[wheat matrix]

either way it's not very fun to deal with

[visual stream]

Chasing a high just like the drug-addled cartel members we play is in fact kinda fun

[real sonnet]

it's also game defining which is lame af

being forced to run krak, flamer/inferno, scum rl

is annoying

and very stupid

[wheat matrix]

I mean flamer doesnt even damage cara really

idk about inferno

[solar gorge]

no but inf cleave

[real sonnet]

It does if you use uncanny strikes

[wheat matrix]

oh if u wanna do something like that yeah sure

I play psword vet into rotten

[solar gorge]

like rmber when we had purg spyker

[wheat matrix]

I like vet a lot

[solar gorge]

on rotten

[real sonnet]

vet has kraks tho so

[solar gorge]

he did a lot

[wheat matrix]

Literally last night

[real sonnet]

he doesn't need to worry about melee/ranged option in rotten

[solar gorge]

despite not one shotting ppl

[real sonnet]

simply cuz of kraks

[wheat matrix]

still does

[solar gorge]

cuz inf cleave is dumb

[wheat matrix]

even in the 28s we did last night

u still have so much armour u need more than juust kraks

[deft badge]

Its why I refuse to call RA a skillcheck instead of a loadout check

[wheat matrix]

There's some skill to it, sure, but it's like 90% loadout check

u NEED effective cara damage

[deft badge]

Crushers are straight up some of the easiest to dodge enemies in DT imo

[wheat matrix]

I might get a bolter on my vet and give that a spin, i haven't been a huge fan of bolter in the past really

[deft badge]

Theyre chaos warriors but slower

[solar gorge]

yes

[wheat matrix]

by themselves they aren't much of a threat. when there's like 4 of them and other stuff around them, they become dangerous

[real sonnet]

Reminder that Rotten Armour makes Crushers, Maulers and Ragers 15% slower

[deft badge]

Neat

Didn't know that bit tbh

[wheat matrix]

that's some upside i guess

[solar gorge]

the annoying thing isn't their lethality

it's that they slow the game down

[real sonnet]

well that's what armor is for

[solar gorge]

just like the fucking goo that i hate

[real sonnet]

it was always the purpose of armour

[solar gorge]

yeah but it's turned up to 11

[real sonnet]

that's why the armorless enemies are deadlier like dreg ragers

[solar gorge]

with rotten

[real sonnet]

This is what we get cuz Fatshark doesn't wanna nerf DS/Knife/Force Sword xddd

[deft badge]

Which is the loadout check bit imo, you either run shit that actively removes them from the game or you deal with a formerly 20 minute mission that is now 50

[solar gorge]

i ask 4 nerfs everyday for yearzzz

fs hates me

[gleaming furnace]

goop sucks infinitely more than rotten armor

[deft badge]

Nah

[gleaming furnace]

yea

[solar gorge]

they both ass

1 is easier to manage

[real sonnet]

insane take

horrendous take even

[wheat matrix]

I’d rather deal with goop than rotten because at least with goop I can run my own loadouts

Not just kraks psword every game

[gleaming furnace]

it actively punishes melee to the point that its hardly viable

[real sonnet]

I'm 90% sure you don't know what Rotten Armour does if that's your take xddddddd

[wheat matrix]

Not that I wouldn’t use psword a lot anyway, that thing gives me crazy dopamine injections

[gleaming furnace]

no idea how tf i did true survivor on ogryn with goop back when it was new

[wheat matrix]

It’s still viable, it’s just slower. One scum with crate can delete the entire modifier if u care to run it.

[real sonnet]

Just... don't step in the goo

Like, you don't need to push forward if you have a frontliner, or hell even if you have 1 zealot with beacon / scum with box

Blight becomes a nothingburger of a modifier

[wheat matrix]

Beacon isn’t fast enough

U still have to avoid stepping in it

[real sonnet]

Well havoc 1.0 was really easy xdd

[wheat matrix]

It just means u can actually do it without fucking yourself

[real sonnet]

I do have hope that people won't forever stay on the goop

I pray

[wheat matrix]

Box though

[gleaming furnace]

i am the frontliner tho

[wheat matrix]

Literally makes it a free modifier

[real sonnet]

just enough where beacon can revert it

[real sonnet]

it does suck if you're playing ogryn, but your team should have the corruption part covered then

if your team is not doing that, it's on them

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/678

Also get this mod

it makes Goo infinitely better to read

[gleaming furnace]

ah just as i suspected its someone elses fault

[real sonnet]

if you're ogryn yes you virtually can't do anything to counter goo yourself

[solar gorge]

yeah frontlining with my scum on goo

[wheat matrix]

I might get this actually

[real sonnet]

your team should be covering that

[solar gorge]

i don't have mods

i can't see shittt

[real sonnet]

It's new, 2 days ago

I tried it

[wheat matrix]

Any good?

[real sonnet]

holy moly it's a whole different world now

goo lags less, and it's obvious where you can stand

and where you can't

it also removes the visual explosion effect when a goo enemy is killed

[wheat matrix]

Does it delete the standard view?

[real sonnet]

You can choose that

[wheat matrix]

Wish it did that shit with fucking rot armour too

[solar gorge]

i might get that actually

[real sonnet]

You can choose to keep the original goo + see the hitboxes

[deft badge]

God generally the worst part of RA is that the game engine doesn't seem to be able to handle the enemies popping into the mist without chugging

[real sonnet]

Or just hide the goo and show the hitboxes

[solar gorge]

cuz i can't see anything

in havocs as of now

[real sonnet]

VFX limiter does that

[solar gorge]

every enemy is a green smoke grenade

[real sonnet]

the original one

but that one is not compatible with VFX swapper

sadly

[azure copper]

Which keystone should I be using for a book build on zealot?

[real sonnet]

I'm pretty sure the person who made VFX swapper will include Rotten armour things

[wheat matrix]

I can see what’s going on I think

[real sonnet]

WAIT NVM

@solar gorge it does exist in VFX swapper

It also comes with rotten armour options

[solar gorge]

i have to get it now

[wheat matrix]

I mean entirely dependant on your weapon

[azure copper]

Relic Blade.

[wheat matrix]

As it is with basically every zealot build

Marty

[azure copper]

Aight wound curios here I come.

[real sonnet]

I like Blazing Piety even on book builds

DS is just awesome

[wheat matrix]

2+ a tgh

[real sonnet]

Blazing Piety with Piocus cutt throat

[wheat matrix]

What

If ur running piety just use the Crit talent it’s literally better?

[real sonnet]

Not with book tho

Cuz once you use book

you nuke your crit chance

[wheat matrix]

Wdym

[real sonnet]

Well

[wheat matrix]

I’ve never used book in my life because I’m not bitchmade

[real sonnet]

Blazing Piety + Zealot 5% = 30% base crit chance

up to 60% with Scourge added on top of it

but when you use book, scourge fucking dies and goes down to 30%

[gleaming furnace]

+20 from riposte

[wheat matrix]

Even 30% seems easy to keep up though?

U have base Crit too

[real sonnet]

if you're critting 30% of the time it's better to get CDR from weakspot

[wheat matrix]

And u only need one Crit every 3 seconds

And even then

[real sonnet]

as it depends on nothing

[wheat matrix]

It’s more raw Cdr than pct

So even with slightly lower uptime it’s still more Cdr

[real sonnet]

I mean I normally have around 75% melee weakspot rate so

I still think it's better to have full consistency over how much CDR I get

30% crit chance on DS as I'm hitting thrust heavies on enemies

doesn't really garantee me a crit every 3s

[wheat matrix]

Yeah that’s true I guess

[real sonnet]

If I was using something like

tacaxe

Invocation is 10000000000000x better

(or knife)

[wheat matrix]

Dueling sword feels kinda mid imo

Heavies feel decent though

[real sonnet]

I mean it's a weapon that rewards consecutive heavy weakspots

[wheat matrix]

The lights feel like you’re hitting them with a pool noodle

[real sonnet]

If your weakspot rate is below 60%

then yeah it's kinda poopoo compared to spamming knife with bleed

or spamming tacaxe

or relic blade

[wheat matrix]

I mean you’ll never catch me using knife ever

And probably not using taxe

[real sonnet]

I love knife on vet

[wheat matrix]

I like relic though

[solar gorge]

use crit evisc

[wheat matrix]

I don’t have the brain

[gleaming furnace]

ur right. it need a buff

[solar gorge]

just spam attack

and crit

[real sonnet]

I do main DS on Zealot, but also like to use Combat Axe and Relic Blade on him

[wheat matrix]

I hate how the assassin type weapons are so good into cars

Cars

Cara

Fuck me

[glossy nimbus]

Lol

[wheat matrix]

I’m just gonna go and read a book or something

[real sonnet]

I mean it's not even cuz it's assassin type

it's just cuz of Uncanny strikes

Nerf uncanny from 24% to 12% on DS

and you'll see how Relic starts doing better than DS against cara

[misty nova]

Shitactical axe is shit anyways

[glossy nimbus]

Lets set this person on fire! :3

[misty nova]

My opinions are indeed fire

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[acoustic dune]

where's my gay kiss

it was promise to me 3000 years ago

[visual stream]

I miss my days of Ironhelm coping

I was the first of my kind and the last of my kind

[delicate shadow]

sentencing you to 30 games of smyker

[lofty spear]

i dont need handcannon if im running thammer right

on my revolver

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/vashxvash/status/2004902239232819712

Johnny McButchboy (@vashxvash)

Just saw someone refer to trigun, lain, cowboy bebop and fullmetal alchemist as ‘unc slop’

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[spare talon]

Everything is slop

[median steeple]

if I put slop after your name it sounds like coleslaw

and idk what's worst

[spare talon]

Coleslop

[visual stream]

Quality slop

[azure copper]

Alright what melees to use for a crit/bleed build?

[wraith halo]

Idk about bleed but crusher is great with crit builds

Big finesse weapon

[carmine lance]

Taxe and knife tend to do alright. I’ve found fast swing speed is your friend, tho don’t take bleed blessings

You got talents for that

[carmine lance]

He looks handsome

Or she looks beautiful, whichever is right here

[azure copper]

So not the crusher?

[carmine lance]

Don’t really need bleed on a crowd clear weapon

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-beetlejuice-beetlejuice-shrunken-head-afraid-timid-gif-15652794917554062489

[azure copper]

Fair, but doesn't hurt either to kill stragglers trying to move through the hoard.

[carmine lance]

The thing is crusher is already built for that. You don’t get much use out of it

Don’t get much use out of the bleed, I should clarify

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/beetlejuice-sitting-michael-keaton-cross-legs-gif-17585159

[glossy nimbus]

Difference between power and strength?

same thing yeah?

[solar gorge]

different in name only

[zenith kindle]

@delicate shadow @maiden forge snow

[glossy nimbus]

SNOW

[solar gorge]

used to be called power

[maiden forge]

Looks epic

[solar gorge]

snow...

it never snows here

how sad

[zenith kindle]

Had a white Christmas where it snowed for two days

[maiden forge]

Sounds epic

[solar gorge]

next year i'll get snow for sure

i know it

[heady rapids]

nah

[glossy nimbus]

decimator resets when you miss yeah?

[solar gorge]

yes

[glossy nimbus]

:(

[solar gorge]

or hit a different shitter

[heady rapids]

wym

it's not same target

[solar gorge]

naw that's old decimator

nvm

[heady rapids]

youre thinking of a different blessing

that I don't remember the name of

[solar gorge]

it's just on miss

[glossy nimbus]

shred might be better for my taxe then

[heady rapids]

relentless strikes

[heady rapids]

also no

old decimator just didn't let you chain in pushes

and push attacks

[solar gorge]

whtvr

[heady rapids]

unc

[solar gorge]

it's 4am i have every rights

[heady rapids]

it's not 4 am so no u dont

[glossy nimbus]

is this good

I think these 2 nodes should be removed and replaced w something else

[long oasis]

probably headtaker over shred

[glossy nimbus]

Yeah

I noticed that I do less damage w shred

[long oasis]

carea is debateable but I can see it now with the hp buff

[south prism]

i saw this thing on twitter and i cant believe its capable of any form of thought

[ornate bone]

rotund

creature

[glossy nimbus]

Is this worth having when i have perfect strike on evis?

I'm thinking of grabbing this so I can put opportunist on it

[south prism]

check this fuckin shit out hooooly fuck

[south prism]

the real dude would never want his own church

[rough token]

Shhh

[sterile stone]

Getting slapped by a turtle is some shit

[rough token]

The only church is the one inside our heart

[gleaming furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-lebowski-opinion-thats-just-like-your-opinion-man-the-dude-dudeism-gif-25016112

[visual stream]

Anoint is very neat so nah

[visual stream]

Does Punishment give evis any significant stagger breakpoints, even in tandem with Grievous Wounds?

I could be wrong but I don't think it does

[glossy nimbus]

opportunist gives 25% rending

[visual stream]

I know but it's on staggered enemies

So if you're taking Punishment and/or GW, does that affect any significant stagger breakpoints

[azure copper]

Is there any reason to not use the dueling sword for a crit build?

[misty nova]

Horde clearing

[pliant ice]

@pure tree

@pure tree

[pure tree]

He might be the bulwark Darktide

[pure tree]

First date goals?

[pliant ice]

https://tenor.com/view/floreyonce-kitties-cats-happy-yippee-gif-9375429339187409138

[pure tree]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/74a120bc37ccf0538b8775af47bcd52d/c1174bc6819397f5-12/s400x600/1bb7471ff8f3f1e193c1038b383e0b3096a70b55.gif

[lapis cave]

this was from way earlier today, but there's always a relevant xkcd

[long oasis]

WHATS 23

[void bison]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/23_skidoo
apparently this is histories ground zero for brainrot

[misty nova]

Skedaddle but for old people

[long oasis]

disgusting

[drowsy steppe]

like I always say

people who get pissy over it are just old people that cant take a joke

[fickle mauve]

Man I swear this shocking stuff penance is impossible.

Let me make a private game without bots. -.-

[sullen forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846877737645375488/948711934197366814/burger_1.gif

[ornate bone]

I bought the game

and still have to

play it

[drowsy steppe]

noice

you should

its a hefty time investment if you care about doing sidequests too

[sterile stone]

Is this what you're doing in your spare time now

Starting a cult?

[ornate bone]

I love doing sidequests
and turn action based games are my favorite genre

so like

i really should

but at the same time

hyperfixation

on darktide

[drowsy steppe]

gonna softly influence people to do my bidding

I am the master manipulator

[drowsy steppe]

thats fair

both are addicting games in their own right

[ornate bone]

chat rate the fit for both of these

[sterile stone]

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/bomba-boomba-graggy-tippey-gif-15748946676040016190

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-mean-girls-lindsay-lohan-gif-3556206

[ornate bone]

third person darktide looks so cursed

[zinc talon]

so I've started doin a new thing

to generally favorable results

I thought, since darktide operates on a tickets thing for the ai director to spawn stuff

idk basically spawns can be and get capped

what if I just went around scooping up all the field mice

and not bonking them on the head

they stay alive, the tickets stay committed, and I fuck off down the road from the event to leave three people only having to deal with stragglers

[twin wagon]

Reverse stealth knife zealot

[zinc talon]

I dunno if the server/channel's been throttled or I have

[misty nova]

Omg KogMaw hi

[zinc talon]

plus

[misty nova]

Had a game last night where a teammate got Duality as KogMaw then was hitting for like 50% max health at some point
Scary

[zinc talon]

I get umpteen brazilian horde and standards to gorilla around until I get bored or the event clicks

it's like a WWF fighter vs an entire kindergarden

S T R O N G E S T

it really is a blast, five stars would reccomend yall should try

[ornate bone]

i dont like you playing on third person it looks so cursed

[zinc talon]

also, that two chargers one cup rock

https://tenor.com/view/pacha-perfect-emperors-new-groove-very-good-gif-5346522

[unreal hull]

Is that a 3rd person mod?

[zinc talon]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/111

if ever the day comes I have the opportunity to shill for perspectives mod, and don't, take that as your sign I've been killed and replaced by a lizard in a skinsuit

[unreal hull]

That's amazing.
I'm on PS5 💀

[zinc talon]

I was generally on the fence about it until helldivers 2 released, and then it felt like one big happy

[twin wagon]

Coomsole 🫡

[zinc talon]

but the thing is, and you can't know this before you use the mod

[void bison]

just imagine if it was 3rd person while you play and in your mind palace it shall be so without any mods

[zinc talon]

your reticle in the center screen, is not a 2d flat UI element like in counterstrike or whatever

it's a dead-centered 3d marker, that tracks out to whatever it is you're looking at in the distance

[misty nova]

But are you able to change the shoulder side in game

[zinc talon]

you just can't know this because it's center screen and you have no depth perception

but when you swap to third person, that reticle is still where it is

so you shoot at an actual 3d angle in relation to it

[drowsy steppe]

do you have dynamic crosshair

[zinc talon]

and it can seem to wobble

I have for forever, but can't tell you if it's on rightnow

[unreal hull]

So you can't "shoot around corners" like in some 3rd person games?

[zinc talon]

lotta mods borked with the hiver release and I stripped down to perspectives, healthbars, debuff indicator, and mourningstar/meat grinder hotkeyS

oh and always my for the emperor shout emote hotkey

the people that don't use that mod, are heretics

[twin wagon]

No ogryn fart reverb?

[zinc talon]

dynamic crosshair helps a ton

[unreal hull]

I wouldn't honestly only use cooldown timers for ease of use and perspective for funsies

[zinc talon]

especially how you can set the reticle to other weapons' specialized ones

I love the shotgun { } reticle for my bolters

[unreal hull]

Is there a "Fuck the emperor" emote mod?

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[unreal hull]

Fuck
The
Emperor

[zinc talon]

oh and also, your first person in the dark flashlight, does not show in third person

when it gets dark it is dark

[unreal hull]

And fuck the north

[vast basin]

Third person is cringo anyway

[zinc talon]

I think the aesthetic is a lot more sit back and watch-y

in low investment missions I like the extra aesthetic

[ornate bone]

I only downloaded some UI mods and the servitor mod

to have a flashlight at all times

[zinc talon]

see I got weapon customizations mod

and swapped out the falcon punch on my grenade gauntlet

with a flashlight

[ornate bone]

i couldnt download the weapon customizations mod

[zinc talon]

and then one-weaponed in the dark missions

[ornate bone]

because it says it got privated

[vast basin]

Wut

[drowsy steppe]

idk laspistol idle anim has this goofy pose

bro is just STANDING

[zinc talon]

well FS' line in the sand has always been, you can mod your personal experience just fine but when other people can see it on their client, it's bant

and I get it, if people could see other people's for the drip abominations they stitch together and then save

[ornate bone]

every time i click on the page for the weapon customization mod

[zinc talon]

you could almost troll with it

actually no almost about it

mmm

you might try the darktide modders' discord

lemme see if I can find and or link it

[ornate bone]

i have the server

i could go there

also is it recommended to download the Weapon Customization MT Plugin if i manage to download the weapon customization one

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/job-is-done-gif-6327344616414725502

yeah I wouldn't use WCM without that MT plugin and another I'm blanking on

(somebody's name)'s edits

I think that's the one that will let you stitch weapons from other variants onto one another

in the sense that you could frame a bolter in the receiver housing for a larger weapon

and have some extra bulky bits on it as a result

also freed up different variants' muzzles to be used on each other, and sized em correctly to fit

this is all of those, as they sit currently in my mods folder

I get it, zip file, internet

trust me or don't

[ornate bone]

i see

[zinc talon]

I will let my incessant round the clock shitposting speak for the validity of my zip files

they need to be written into mod_load_order.txt in an order

or at least, when I ordered them correctly I stopped crashing all the time

[ornate bone]

i have the auto mod thing

im too lazy to write stuff myself on the txt

[zinc talon]

well a huge QoL boost I just learned myself like last week

just putting -- in front of the mod effectively removes it from the loader list

so to turn on or off a mod

just open the text file and -- or don't

I leave my text file up when I'm troubleshooting and if the client crashes I just -- and hit the launcherskip

costs me five seconds and one exasperated sigh and I'm back in

I kept havin issues with an auto sorter either putting things in the wrong place or writing its own txt file somewhere else than the mods folder or or or or so I just stuck to doin it myself

but that -- turning off a mod is chef's kiss, man I wish I'd known that at release so to speak

[carmine falcon]

for the emperror works? i heard it causes crashes

[zinc talon]

for me, psych ward is the real repeat offender

numeric UI and scoreboard too but I haven't tried updating those

[drowsy steppe]

scoreslop

[zinc talon]

I both want to and loathe that I want to know my numbers each mission

[trail walrus]

Why tf is there a OwO file...

[carmine falcon]

scoreboard only worked for me after i installed the patched version from the discord

[zinc talon]

thankfully it stands for some mod's anacronym

I thought the same thing until I remembered

[trail walrus]

OK good

[twin wagon]

Ok Chat, are the kantrael infantry las and las pistol sights red or white?

[zinc talon]

lol ikr

blue and gold

[trail walrus]

I mean its not as bad as me and @glossy nimbus being furrys

[twin wagon]

They are red for me but I've seen videos where they are white and some even have them yellow

[zinc talon]

we all have to answer to god for something

[twin wagon]

[trail walrus]

I answer to the Omnissiah

[ornate bone]

numeric ui and scoreboard are boring mods

[trail walrus]

Oh shush shared server

[twin wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1389624448188944394/togif-4.gif

[ornate bone]

invisigal my dear wife

[zinc talon]

yeah I've found I really miss nothing with numeric ui conspicuously missing

I like scoreboard for the weird metrics

especially damage taken

[trail walrus]

Who's kindness?~

[ornate bone]

only mods i care about

[twin wagon]

I miss knowing how much time my allies are not ulting

And how much ammo they waste

[zinc talon]

also they fucking shitcanned my shirtless and pantsless mod

again

[twin wagon]

[zinc talon]

someone who shall remain nameless paid an indian guy on fiver twenty bucks to write it

and I sweet talked em outta it

because I REMEMBER

[ornate bone]

what

[trail walrus]

Damn I cant see big shirtless men

[zinc talon]

but, it was very definitely over the line on other people being able to see it

so I mourn the passing but don't miss it all that much lol

god now I'm tempted to try and rig up WCM all over again

I haven't fiddled with mixing and matching weapon parts and variants since, like

pickaxes came out and I finally made myself a 2handed axe

[ebon bobcat]

This zealot is very strange

Seems very big

[trail walrus]

Sweet shirtless men

[zinc talon]

flails were a ton of fun

[trail walrus]

Im going to punch you at a distance

[zinc talon]

I made okri a flail that was just a power hammer, on a chain, attached to a pole

cuz the power hammer didn't reach far enough so he chained it to something longer

[spare talon]

holy shit

[spare talon]

theres no way

[zinc talon]

god damnit now I'm reinstalling WCM

sixteen bosses, that's

that's a mission you earn

mael?

[spare talon]

havoc 40

[zinc talon]

were you just in too good of a mood earlier

and thought, I know exactly what'll piss me off

idk I carry a bias, I dislike havocs above idk call it 30

they fly right over spicier but achievable straight into stressful and failure at a moment's notice

[spare talon]

im surprised you didnt point this out

[zinc talon]

I got distracted reinstalling WCM hahah

Designated Team Mom work right there

[carmine lance]

im at the part of the new colossus where you put the nuke in the oberkommando. In the cutscene where the conspiracy guy is giving you a rundown, when I saw the schematic, I said to myself "don't fucking tell me it's gonna be die glocke"

I fucking screamed when it was, in fact, die glocke

[zinc talon]

BooBoo Kisser In Chief

who's glocke

they seem nice enough

[carmine lance]

it's a stupid ass conspiracy theory about a wonder weapon the nazi's supposedly had

except the conspiracy theory is originating from some alternate history fiction

so it was bullshit from the start, people just ran with it and cited it as proof

[zinc talon]

like, spear of destiny wonder weapon or the train artillery wonder weapon

[carmine lance]

time travel wonder weapon

or weapon of mass destruction

some kinda sci-fi bullshit

i will say, I'm curious where the whole idea of nazi occultism started

[twin wagon]

It's loosely based on the historical fact that they confiscated books of that nature...among many other books, just rumors

[zinc talon]

ungnhhhggh

blinder grenades

and mortist trial healing

[spare talon]

blinder nades on zealot would be ungodly

[twin wagon]

[lunar fable]

Pocket sand

[twin wagon]

Car.

[lunar fable]

https://tenor.com/view/frezzi-frezzi54-cat-gif-20547259

[zinc talon]

uujnnngngh

blinder grenades

healing grenades

and shield grenades

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-war-thunder-war-cat-war-gif-4929875301120562890

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-nice-bite-lip-amazing-ungh-gif-15649426

[carmine falcon]

based fatman build

[spare talon]

its so funny

how is this working

[carmine falcon]

drop the build

is it just marty with hp curios lmao

[spare talon]

i cant

[spare talon]

its someone elses build and everyone who knows the build is waiting for that person to post it themselves first
so they can properly credit them for it

[carmine falcon]

fair enough

[spare talon]

it takes a special kind of tism to come up with something like this

so it needs to be properly attributed

im running talents ive never used in my life

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-chemistry-experiment-scientific-walter-white-gif-17820266

[spare talon]

this is also the first time ive genuinely used relic blade outside of testing

[carmine falcon]

its just so peak isnt it

[spare talon]

the testing novelty wore off fast and i realized it just wasnt a weapon for me so i didnt touch it again, slow weapon with low mobility

not my thing

sure its fuckin stupid strong but just not for me

but here i can play like an idiot and have that be the literal correct way to play

like straight up your job is to be the average malice player
but the difference is that you just live

im certain im getting worse at the game playing this

[carmine falcon]

damn a build for my skill level

finally

[spare talon]

its what im gonna use when kez and co kidnap me for havoc when i get drunk on new years like last year

last time it was purg psyker

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278540580976328790/1453950755563114628/72152533-f95e-46c3-8e2f-b712684d7be82_1fh_1hshs_1u.mp4?ex=6951f3a9&is=6950a229&hm=70b89ed956efe3ac3fffb514920b3fcb64783b17ab9fefb5354300378d88a406&

[carmine falcon]

tbh rb speed isnt even an issue thanks to marty

love swinging a gigantic ass sword like its a knife

[spare talon]

i tried it recently with marty and i thought that might make a difference but idk

it still didnt do it for me

[carmine falcon]

yeah if your playstyle is I'M SPEED then it wont scratch the itch for sure

but it just makes it less slowwwwww

cant unfuck those dodges tho

i dont like dodges on it even with IJ

i wish blocking on this game was actually viable

so i can use two handers without shitting on my mobility

[twin wagon]

[visual stream]

Ermm just use the two block talents under FF that totally don't exist as a placeholder to real dclaw buffs

shrimple

[carmine falcon]

i swear i dont see any of the block talents in any builds popular share

on every class

arbi has some goofy shit on perfect block and no one bothers really

[visual stream]

Kinetic Deflection

But that's because it's SO strong

[twin wagon]

Ogryn would work better if blocking was viable vs just mindlessly attacking and moving forward

The game gives too much power to mobility and inf cleave

[carmine falcon]

psyker moment

[spare talon]

its more i like instant feedback
if i want to do something i want to do it now

not in 2-3 business days, not accounting weekends

[carmine falcon]

lmao that's fair

two handers do be having funny haha delay because big weapons

but i like em cause big weapons are cool and they also happen to have a lot of cleave and i like cleaving through things

[zinc talon]

man I love bein the primary target for a charger wave and going grabless

[spare talon]

some people are still surprised that ppl just fight dh for fun

[twin wagon]

Some will block you for this

[carmine falcon]

This is a compliment

[zinc talon]

I'm gettin to be that way honestly

doesn't matter if it's dorktard, space marine, or hilldiers

didn't we buy these games originally to like, fight

[twin wagon]

People skipped patrols in vt2

[zinc talon]

anyways I'm the ass that makes the group wait for a horde to catch up tio the elevator we were about to leave in

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-2-warhammer-vermintide-slayer-bardin-gif-15875181584785943192

[zinc talon]

especially space marine

lol exactly

not so much DT cuz you never get caught up and it's designed that way

but space marine, with the hard lock elevators?

if we start to lose, get in the elevator

otherwise get chainin

[twin wagon]

'Lets just despawn the horde'

[zinc talon]

me here fight big nasty

[twin wagon]

[zinc talon]

lol speaking of I bulwark blocked the hive tyrant end boss in that one mission entirely start to finish

turns out all but one attack, even if it's a red prompt, can be fully soaked by the shield

talk about mixed fucking messages though

I'm getting the red prompts, getting them wrong

and getting rewarded for it

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-jig-mixed-messages-gif-22768168

[zinc talon]

the stress center is firing full bore, the pleasure center's getting swatted each time, the decisionmaking center is filing for divorce

[ornate bone]

in Night City

[twin wagon]

in 40077

[zinc talon]

man I'm really pleased with the OG chainsword's feel on the hiver

they snuck in one of the 13g's overhead heavies after light 1, only way you can get to it

and it revs almost anytime you want it to

half a second before the animation is finished on your last swing, on some attacks

by the time you're done swinging, you've already eaten the entire pause cost of the rev action

and next swing is combo reset and primed

makes the rev > light 1 > heavy 2 overhead special a great finisher for a 1-2 okiedoke

and push stab, my beloved

push stab is its own separate and additional end of combo dispatcher for a good number of specials/elites

offensive opening heavies knowing the swing will knock an enemy out of its opening swing are peas and carrots

risky opener > push > push stab dispatch

the attack's done the second the damage is dealt, can act freely during the rest of the attack animation to dodge or rev for the next attack

just a nasty lil weapon

incidentally, this particular weapon camo hooks its trinket to the dead middle of the blade

[zinc talon]

I think it's a cool look anyway

+1 unarmed damage per hit

oh wild

so light 1 is light 1

but light 1, follows heavy 1

so you can rev (or not) heavy 1, rev(or not) light 1, and still get the opportunity to use the conditional overhead heavy after

ope nope you have to rev the first one, then the next attack is light 1 and so on

yknow what yall don't care lol I'm firehosing to the void

[violet river]

mommy

[glossy nimbus]

She'll clubber you unconcious

[acoustic dune]

Smth smth up ya bum

[twin wagon]

She'll make you pay taxes

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-wh40k-ogryn-slap-gif-8187799919450448731

[acoustic dune]

Why did blud slap his arsenal to death

[twin wagon]

[deft badge]

I don't care who the IRS sends

I'm not paying taxes.

[acoustic dune]

What if you are the irs

[deft badge]

Why would I ever do that

[twin wagon]

You didn't pick the job, the job picked you, you are the champion of taxation now

You do the will of the space IRS

[acoustic dune]

Taxes for the taxe throne

Blood for the blood god

[deft badge]

I'm not an orphan, you see

[twin wagon]

[deft badge]

No space taxation enforcement for me

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-half-life2-gman-gif-25087297

Kicked the wrong timeline

Now knify is gonna become a cat

It was written

[spice crystal]

yada yada this that, stabbing heretics

[drowsy steppe]

1 AK is near guys

[twin wagon]

What

[acoustic dune]

I am not making a cat sona

[zinc talon]

you should become a responsible adult

[zinc talon]

it has sound

I love this stupid fkn video

whoever drew that like, half second clip, achieved damn near high art

certainly anatomical perfection

why? stupid half second slap video with zero context provided

it makes no sense and that's why I love it

https://tenor.com/view/frank-reynolds-danny-devito-oh-my-god-i-get-it-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-gif-1719969854406009304

the ogryn is reaching up to the sky to charge up his slappin arm

you're standing behind him looking at him turn around as he gets his arm set

then video resumes in perspective

why is there so much to this video who makes this stuff

[acoustic dune]

what is blud babbling

[frosty herald]

What.

[acoustic dune]

ey yamaha

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424742215540019223/1437646016307396648/twitter_1986782478728573327.gif

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/send-this-to-someone-who-looks-like-this-send-this-cat-silly-cat-gif-7223206856976176840

[signal spoke]

brother what

[acoustic dune]

mister e?

more like

mr mid

[signal spoke]

lmao

the rename

[frosty herald]

Unc lost his mind

[glossy nimbus]

Dude

Is this guy a squatter

That place looks abandoned lmfao

[frosty herald]

@drowsy steppe sideways maelle

[acoustic dune]

your house doesnt naturally look like that?

[drowsy steppe]

what

[frosty herald]

your screenshot is sideways on activities

[drowsy steppe]

oh lmao

[acoustic dune]

what does thata mean

[twin wagon]

Great he's ran out of content so he is recylcling again

[acoustic dune]

darktide?

more like

mid tie

[spare talon]

1776

we have reached the founding of america

[deft badge]

You named after the vampire?

I think i mightve asked you that before

[twin wagon]

I forgor how young the US of A is

[spare talon]

the what

[deft badge]

Nvm I think I'm fucking up the name in my ill health

[stuck thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1119227541060849687/1287299351437246465/attachment-34.gif

[deft badge]

https://tenor.com/view/gary-tay-ignore-me-gif-7806542

[twin wagon]

At this point just forcefully delete roblox

It's everything wrong with gmod

Just...for the new gen

[hard nexus]

am i free yet

IM FREEEEEEEE

[deft badge]

Welcome back

What got you murdered?

[hard nexus]

something in gen chat that i cannot repeat

[deft badge]

Gotcha

[next bear]

Hey guys did you- HOLY SHIT

[deft badge]

I saw someone post straight up full frontal nudity in genchat yesterday, that was great

[hard nexus]

it was purely ironic but someone must’ve reported me

so my entire account was muted for a day

discord chuds,,

now i have 2 warnings for one message until 2028

[wheat matrix]

Holy shit ur a real genchatter

[deft badge]

So it was a discord mute and not a server mute?

[hard nexus]

i only go in every now and again and we were shitting on charlie kirk so i quoted a specific gif ive seen

[hard nexus]

yah

discord mute

first time it’s ever happened to me

[deft badge]

Fucked up

[hard nexus]

evil evil evil

actually i can dm u the screenshot if ur curious

[deft badge]

Why not, I'm curious

[wheat matrix]

We should discord wide ban every genchatter tbh

[hard nexus]

i just did

[hard nexus]

true !

there was a nazi in there the other day

[deft badge]

Lmfao

[wheat matrix]

I can hop back into gen chat if you want!

[deft badge]

I hate this app

Tbh

[hard nexus]

discord chud admins

[wheat matrix]

I’m kinda curious now

[hard nexus]

sent

[wheat matrix]

Yeah I mean imagine if discord didn’t make their UI significantly worse every update

[hard nexus]

impossible

[wheat matrix]

LMAO

[deft badge]

Yk what i miss?

Teamspeak

[hard nexus]

instagram and discord and reddit and everything must get WORSE with every update

[deft badge]

Good audio quality

Shit just worked

[wheat matrix]

Yep, true

[hard nexus]

instagram making you have to swipe past reels to get to dms

is so stupid

[deft badge]

I do not use social media anymore tbh

[hard nexus]

mm yes consume my slopshit reels yum yum

[hard nexus]

do you know what ur on right now

[deft badge]

What do you want, the "except discord" asterisk

[hard nexus]

evil evil evil

[hard nexus]

yes

[vivid bough]

-Horrifying.
-Good day.
-Bye. 🚶‍♂️‍➡️

[deft badge]

Yk what I'm reporting you now

[hard nexus]

yeah

40k discord moment

[deft badge]

Id say other social media at best is people just trying to sell you things but tbh the amount of dms I get about "art commissions" is insane.

[hard nexus]

there’s been a few in this server

[hard nexus]

don’t say that c word

[wheat matrix]

Same tbh

[deft badge]

Im sure I'll get another one because I mentioned the words art and commissions in the same sentence

[hard nexus]

bots scrape servers for it

[wheat matrix]

I use discord and when I’m really bored, I check redddi

[hard nexus]

and then sell you ai slop

[wheat matrix]

Outside of that I don’t do anything

[deft badge]

Idc, I don't answer them anyway

[hard nexus]

i just get tired of so many of them dming me

[deft badge]

If someone DMs me out of nowhere with no prior interaction I just ignore it

[hard nexus]

i get a lot of weirdos from this discord in my dms

god forbid i be a girl i guess

[vivid bough]

all lurkers dm these weirdos now
the german god emperor demands it

[wheat matrix]

I feel like this is just average ‘woman on social media’ moment at this point. So many maladjusted people that grew up online and are unable to actually interact normally with other people

[hard nexus]

yah i’ve been called a d slur by like 3 people because i didn’t want to e flirt with them

[deft badge]

Sometimes women tell me about the shit they get in dms from dudes and I can only wonder if it's literally ever worked

[hard nexus]

it has not

[wheat matrix]

Logical progression.

[vivid bough]

wait is this one of those servers where i cannot even say dingus

[hard nexus]

i used to have #1 ultrakill dick rider in my bio and 2 guys tried to use that as a pickup line

[wheat matrix]

I’m flaming hot and if you don’t like me, you’re the problem.

[hard nexus]

it then led into calling me a d slur

[wheat matrix]

LOL

[deft badge]

Idk goober you tell me

[vivid bough]

oh fuck the automod pinged me :c

[hard nexus]

i once got banned from a server because i called the owner “bozo”

apparently he’s insecure about being called any term relating to poor intelligence

[deft badge]

Beyond that who the fuck actually wants to flirt online

[hard nexus]

i got unbanned but

[deft badge]

Go to a bar

[hard nexus]

it was very funny

[deft badge]

Pick up a cougar or something

[hard nexus]

porn addicts

[deft badge]

Idk

[wheat matrix]

These people are unable to interact with another human being face to face

[vast basin]

Brother entire careers have been made doing this

[deft badge]

I believe that

[vivid bough]

id say that to the sufficiently online, any online interaction can come across as terminally online

[deft badge]

Idk, I don't want to efuck somebody personally

If that's your thing that's your thing ig

[hard nexus]

ouuhhggg i’m esexing so hard

[vivid bough]

'omg who would just make a facebook account with your REAL NAME AND FACE' -something i actually thought ~20 years ago

we saw how that went

[wheat matrix]

Social media is a plague

[hard nexus]

return to living in cottages in the woods

[vivid bough]

-Wyvinnir, 2025, Discord social chat program

[wheat matrix]

At least if I did that there’d be like 4 other people my own age within an hours walk from me so I’d have less competition

Also if anyone discovered the bodies I’ve got buried outside, they wouldn’t be able to report them as easily, that’s a plus

[deft badge]

Competition? I'm perfect

[vivid bough]

general reminder that you can deliver cookies to the next person down the road at ANY TIME
nothing is stopping you but maybe a lack of an oven in which case idk get fucked i guess

[wheat matrix]

Why would I ever want to interact with any of the people that live around me

[wheat matrix]

Ever

[vivid bough]

because if you get run over in the driveway/street, they're the most likely people to call you an ambulance

[wheat matrix]

Like if you live in a nice area, or even a half decent one, I get it, but I’m not looking to buy drugs or get stabbed, so like

I’m more likely to get stabbed trying to give them the cookies

[vivid bough]

maybe you should be more thoughtful toward ur drug dealer neighbors

and if you do get stabbed, that is far more a statement on their character than yours, is it not?

whereas choosing not to deliver cookies is certainly a statement on your character

[deft badge]

Oi Bruv don't step on hill on the shire lane or I'll wet you one bruv I will

[hushed knoll]

What is even going on here

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1025541961995780228/1440829425766760610/attachment.gif

[wheat matrix]

Zelchat is zelchatting

[lofty spear]

when do i not take matyrdom

[glossy nimbus]

Take it when you want to

Just know how to survive when your health is mega low

Cuz that's where your peak will be

[glad ermine]

My friend made a gif of my GK

[wheat matrix]

I mean I think the answer to this is probably just "when you need crit" but frankly, inexorable isnt bad and it's a perfectly viable option

[hushed knoll]

Hi lambda owo notices u

[solar gorge]

hai

[hushed knoll]

What’s gucci

Don’t say a brand

[solar gorge]

someone asked me why are u so tall this morning

[hushed knoll]

Oh

Why are you so tall?

[solar gorge]

what are u supposed to say to that

[hushed knoll]

Who asked you lol

That sounds like something a toddler would ask

[solar gorge]

random guy at the store

[wheat matrix]

"Genetic superiority"

[hushed knoll]

????? Who tf is making small talk in a German store

[wheat matrix]

LOL

[solar gorge]

happens a lot more than you'd think

[wheat matrix]

At least in the uk 90% of people wont talk to u

they could be trying to fight off a masked knifeman and desperate for assistance and they wouldn't say anything to you for fear of being seen as rude.

[hushed knoll]

Whenever I’ve visited Germany I had to remind myself not to talk to people

[hushed knoll]

😂

[solar gorge]

I mean you can always give it a shot

most people will be kind

[hushed knoll]

No I know lol it’s just so different here

The amount of Christmas conversations I’ve had just buying things from the grocery store is insane

[solar gorge]

ahaha