zealot-class

[narrow mauve]

ARBITES REVELANTUM MENTIONED HELL YEAH

[heady rapids]

but i will never know

[sullen forge]

20% Crit is Scum

[heady rapids]

oh the crit is on kill

[sullen forge]

That’s Float like a Butterfly

[narrow mauve]

there's also that talent for arbites (on the right side of the tree) that restricts any damage you can take to 50

[heady rapids]

arbites legit has 1 talent

for dodging

[narrow mauve]

like, you can only take 50 damage from a single attack

[wheat matrix]

True grit

[heady rapids]

the noob talent

[ivory marlin]

I really like how scum has *slide and you don’t take melee dmg

[narrow mauve]

meaning that snipers, crushers and maulers just lose 70% of their danger

[solar gorge]

arbites doesn't need to dodge

u can just eat overheads

and u barely register something happened

[wheat matrix]

Arbite can just block the overheads

Kek

[solar gorge]

drooling

[sullen forge]

True Grit

Literally never take it

[wheat matrix]

This is why I am trying to get other classes havoc ready before perma playing arbite makes all my skill atrophy

[sullen forge]

Lmao

[narrow mauve]

the game is a slog with arbites already

[sullen forge]

I don’t want hand holding mode I want damage

[wheat matrix]

I enjoy arbite actually

[ornate bone]

arbeetus

[wheat matrix]

But I don’t want to play it perma

[ivory marlin]

I liked arb on launch but i havent touched him since

[narrow mauve]

i enjoy arbite too but it only begins to get fun on higher difficulty

[acoustic dune]

chat

[solar gorge]

why wouldn't u take true grit tho

[acoustic dune]

i need help

[solar gorge]

objectively

[wheat matrix]

Vet is by far the most fun class

[ivory marlin]

Is it really that good rn

[heady rapids]

why wouild you

everything is in perma stagger

[solar gorge]

free not die

[wheat matrix]

Yeah after playing havoc I think it’s a no brainer

[heady rapids]

just dont take dmg

[acoustic dune]

what do

[ivory marlin]

Bruh can i kiss you for that opinion

[acoustic dune]

@long oasis

[narrow mauve]

i love being able to stunlock crushers

[ornate bone]

I'm glad we both agree on psyker being the best

[wheat matrix]

It’s SO much free safety net

[solar gorge]

objectively broken

blame fs

[heady rapids]

u just dont need it

[narrow mauve]

i mean arbites stagger builds are the most braindead thing in existence

[ivory marlin]

What am i looking at

[heady rapids]

its a noob talent

[sharp gull]

I had the least fun on vet ;w; out of every class Ive played

[narrow mauve]

is this cruelty squad

[pliant ice]

the scarab fumble

[heady rapids]

you're already staggering everything

[acoustic dune]

my front of the ship

[heady rapids]

the only thing arbites can die to is a net

[wheat matrix]

Weap specialist double barrel and plasma gun bang

[sullen forge]

Veteran is weird cause they’re the squishiest yet at the same have tools to counteract getting instantly nuked in a second

[acoustic dune]

starsector if you make your ships by hands

[wheat matrix]

Vet has a lot of tools

[narrow mauve]

or dog if you're running lone wolf

[long oasis]

bad disruptor placements

[solar gorge]

starsector is a good game tho

[sullen forge]

Comes as being the Jack of all trades/Sharpshooter class

[solar gorge]

that's the difference

[wheat matrix]

The fun you have on vet scales with how well you can utilise its big toolkit

[acoustic dune]

explain pookie bear

[solar gorge]

(pressing f)

[long oasis]

cosmoteer is a good game

[narrow mauve]

are you trying to imply that cruelty squad is a bad game

[solar gorge]

no

[narrow mauve]

ok

[solar gorge]

i'm talkjing aboiut cosmoteer

[narrow mauve]

because it's a horrible game

(i love it)

[sullen forge]

I’d rather Veteran than Psyker

[heady rapids]

i mean u just shit out nades and spam utl........

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/627034802574589958/1387204694845161562/cat-big-shot-mad.gif

[long oasis]

those are never gonna get fueled plus weak point at ship front

[sullen forge]

Cause at least they aren’t trivializing the game by existing

[long oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1435285520099049542/ezgif-73912aaf5e9ca4.gif

I made currency of you and this is how you repay me

[solar gorge]

that's true

[heady rapids]

every class is hitler except zealot

[solar gorge]

buttttt

[heady rapids]

although knife zealot is kinda hitler

[solar gorge]

90% of vets are F bots

[sullen forge]

*is

[acoustic dune]

i worry more for the shielding

[solar gorge]

face it

[acoustic dune]

disruptor is just there for support

[solar gorge]

address it

[sullen forge]

And they still go down

[narrow mauve]

@acoustic dune are you a wolp or a wolf

[solar gorge]

yar

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

[solar gorge]

but they provide lot's of value

[long oasis]

ok but think about it

[solar gorge]

still

[acoustic dune]

golp

[long oasis]

how long for crew to get to the front

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggy-jolly-get-jiggy-get-jolly-get-jolly-with-it-gif-13651478034157223092

[narrow mauve]

ok

[heady rapids]

its him..........

[glad ermine]

Now, now don't go losing your head like that!

[sullen forge]

Like I’m just saying it seems overpowered but if they were treated like psyker mains

[long oasis]

crew block each other and slow each other down

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1054780485408133170/1270354160046313523/attachment.gif

[sullen forge]

We’d be bitching about both Vet and Psyker

[narrow mauve]

take that shit off right now

[ivory marlin]

I wonder if he still plays

[solar gorge]

i think there's a lot of things that need a proper look

but psyker should be prio 1

[heady rapids]

idk man the connection in argentina is pretty shitty

[ivory marlin]

That was taken back before pc Microsoft could play with steam users

[solar gorge]

psyker is literally hitler

[heady rapids]

they gonna remove peril from the gmae

next patch

[sullen forge]

100 nerfs to make fair and reasonable the class

[heady rapids]

cause people explode too much

[narrow mauve]

so was hitler a psyker too

[solar gorge]

yeah

[sharp gull]

im so close to free

[solar gorge]

hitler could shoot lightning bolts from his hands type shi

[carmine lance]

man I haven't played starsector in a hot minute

[ivory marlin]

Guys he was literally a psyker

[sullen forge]

Also for some reason every stuck up person mains Psyker, aside from some I know

It’s

Weird

[narrow mauve]

loner psyker for fucks sake

[wheat matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/unlimited-power-star-wars-gif-10270127

[sullen forge]

How it attracts them

[solar gorge]

BY MY INCOMPARABLE MIND

[stuck thicket]

PSYKERS?

[carmine lance]

smyker is just book, but simultaneously worse and better

[heady rapids]

if psyker isnt hitler why does it have a whole chat dedicated to it

[acoustic dune]

good point

[wheat matrix]

I WILL PROTECT YOU SIMPLETONS

[stuck thicket]

IN MY ZEALOT CHAT?

[narrow mauve]

i like melee psyker because i can't survive more than 1 hit

[heady rapids]

checkmate liberal

[narrow mauve]

from a poxwalker

[stuck thicket]

KILL.

[carmine lance]

ngl

[solar gorge]

four shortened lifespan

[frosty herald]

Peak emperor's champion

[carmine lance]

if I ever get a smyker in my lobby before the missions starts

[heady rapids]

lacks the cool ass skeleton

[narrow mauve]

i think i saw one of the zealots choke trying to breathe

[carmine lance]

I will say in chat "sorry, but I can't play with smykers" and I'll just leave

[wheat matrix]

Inform him to please walk near the barrels and then…

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1272804331497979935/1450700850132418651/Kill_All_Smykers.gif

[ivory marlin]

Would you rather smyker or gunker

[carmine lance]

nah, see what I do is I refuse to kill enemies they've stunlocked

even if it means throwing

[wheat matrix]

Ok but barrel them off regardless

[narrow mauve]

smite gives me genuine eyestrain

[carmine lance]

they need to learn

[acoustic dune]

@long oasis

what about now

[carmine lance]

i will let them deal with all those bulwarks

and crushers

they can't smite forever

[heady rapids]

they actually can

[ornate bone]

Veteran is the review-bomber, psyker is the elitist, zealot is the "just bought the game, which class do I pick first?", ogryn is the guy who owns miniatures, arbites is the "just bought the game and DLCs, which class do I pick first?" and hive scum is the punching bag

[narrow mauve]

so we can agree that brain rupture is the best psyker blitz yeah?

[heady rapids]

u can have like

5s downtime on smite

[acoustic dune]

or should just add more eneryhy storage @long oasis

[heady rapids]

give or take

[carmine lance]

guh

[exotic plaza]

i love how crusher can just open up bulwark by existiing

[heady rapids]

w/ actual damage but i dont think you can kill crushers tho

[exotic plaza]

shit actually busted on arby

[heady rapids]

would have to double tap them with fgs

[ivory marlin]

I liked shards when they first came out

Havent touched psyker since

[carmine lance]

i used to swear by brain burster

[sullen forge]

Local reminder

[narrow mauve]

i used assail for a while

[carmine lance]

but idk i kinda prefer shards

[sullen forge]

That melee psyker is tankier than Veteran in general

And I think that’s crazy

[narrow mauve]

depends

[sullen forge]

Just a Dream

[heady rapids]

it doesnt depend

it just is

[sullen forge]

Scriers

It just is bro

[glad ermine]

He fought 1 (one) spore mine

[sullen forge]

Lmao

[narrow mauve]

i use shriek instead of scrier's gaze because i like to actually challenge myself

[carmine lance]

tho i run meleeker if i decide to touch psyker so i rarely take shards out

[ivory marlin]

Guys i have barely any play time in this game and its all like pre skill tree, am i unc?

[narrow mauve]

shriek is pretty underrated imo

[heady rapids]

it's not

[carmine lance]

shriek is ok

[narrow mauve]

the only utility I've seen it get is with inferno psykers

[carmine lance]

but scriers fucks a lot more

[sullen forge]

Goes through walls

[narrow mauve]

then that might just be me

[exotic plaza]

how to know someone dont play psyker:

[sullen forge]

Blankets everything with lethal levels of Soulblaze

[narrow mauve]

it's called having a dogshit opinion

im only human

[sullen forge]

All of psykers Kit is ludicrous

[ivory marlin]

Shriek?

[heady rapids]

they sitll cant balance shriek lmao

[ivory marlin]

Oh the ability

[narrow mauve]

i dont think ill ever try having an opinion again or else john darktide will pull up to my house and kill me

[heady rapids]

the other node is damage vulnerability

still dog

[ivory marlin]

I think i used the walls?

Mainly to ragebait mutants

[sullen forge]

There is no other node

[wheat matrix]

Don’t worry if you don’t have an opinion I’ll do that anyway because you’re clearly an npc

[frosty herald]

Its funny that shriek is an aoe cone here but rogue trader is single target

[narrow mauve]

i fucking hate these people

[ivory marlin]

Us or psykers

[solar gorge]

the only viable build on psyker should be the suicide bomber build

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-cosplay-fursuit-scream-meme-gif-25192826

[narrow mauve]

single word difference between the two btw

[heady rapids]

REAL

[solar gorge]

at least that would be if i was balancing the game

[narrow mauve]

fuck i need to try out the suicide bomber psyker

[wheat matrix]

Using smite should electrocute the player in real life whilst they channel it

[ivory marlin]

Isn’t it genuinely impossible to die from peril anymore

[frosty herald]

It is funny that wound psyker actualy has some potential

[narrow mauve]

yes

yes it is

[sullen forge]

I just want to see psyker be reasonably fucking nerfed but it’s never gonna happen

[ivory marlin]

Crazy

[heady rapids]

not in actual live games but yeah

it does

[sullen forge]

The age of powercreep is here to stay

[narrow mauve]

scrier's gaze just removes the danger of peril entirely

[wheat matrix]

Psyker players that never learned to play the game would cry perma

[wheat matrix]

You’re a day late mate

[frosty herald]

I mean you dont down on perils explosion and its a pretty sizeable damage explosion

[trail walrus]

@glossy nimbus

Ik you know...

[heady rapids]

sorry man your teammate just killed that elite and now you're dead and the team wipes

[sullen forge]

I’m one of them, I learned how to melee psyker when you didn’t have 50 safety nets LMAO

[narrow mauve]

do not summon missus

[trail walrus]

Oh I will

[narrow mauve]

okay i cant stop you

shrug

[trail walrus]

Besides I already have depression what could they do to make it worse?

[frosty herald]

I played psyker pre greatsword

It was bleh

[heady rapids]

(it wasnt)

[narrow mauve]

i find psyker greatsword fun actually

[sullen forge]

Force Sword was fun before greatsword imo

[hard nexus]

heh,, i’m just so depressed,,, heh

[narrow mauve]

if a bit slow

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-taiga-aisaka-toradora-sad-girl-sad-girl-emotional-alone-gif-6119726276555151088

[heady rapids]

make ur choice
inf hordeclear or inf stagger

[hard nexus]

he think this shit a game

[frosty herald]

I really dislike single handed weapons

[narrow mauve]

is this 'tuff'

[heady rapids]

jorkin it too...

[frosty herald]

They just dont feel fun to me

[hard nexus]

yeah i’m tuff ash

[median wedge]

Hey gang, quick question about the Eviscerator
What's my go to for taking out ragers/maulers and enemy Ogryns ? Is it worth it to activate the sword or does it just slow me down

[trail walrus]

hugs ya I do know its painful but if ya need a hug or anything I got ya

[hard nexus]

whuh

no i was

nvm i’m too mean for this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1451731198845128806/freekortant.gif

[frosty herald]

Willow is so tuff

[sullen forge]

@hard nexus Respond to this now you the Evis Hoe

[trail walrus]

No do please do the mean to me I love people being mean to me ^^

[sullen forge]

I’m the Vigilant warrior this is not my question..

[narrow mauve]

the heavy eviscerator can stagger ragers outside of their attack animation, otherwise you should either use the special thingamagig (if it's a single rager) or just back up to avoid their attacks while taking swings inbetween

[frosty herald]

Why are they playing the just dance han solo song at burger king

[narrow mauve]

fat fuck

[sullen forge]

Yam

[narrow mauve]

full of silk

[sullen forge]

Why are you at the king

That’s my bigger question

[frosty herald]

My mom wanted to eat tgere for first day of christmas

[hard nexus]

ragers and maulers is usually just either chastise into horde clear combo to stagger (or if just one or 2 you can rev), but against crushers, you want to chastise rev, and against bulwarks and reapers, rev H1 or L1 will usually kill them to the head

[heady rapids]

hes looking for the crown

[narrow mauve]

okay zealot chat
i will be going to sleep
i am somewhat eepy

[trail walrus]

Eep well

[median wedge]

What's the horde clear combo ?

[sullen forge]

Depends on Mark

[median wedge]

Mark XV

[sullen forge]

Light spam

[hard nexus]

u haven’t seen my write up

hold on

[ivory marlin]

Hi meow

[sullen forge]

If it was III it’s drastically different

Which honestly consider III it’s really fun

[median wedge]

Good to know rev H1/L1 is good for heavy enemies though

[naive matrix]

https://youtu.be/EZwIcDDx9yo

[median wedge]

I've been doing it was and I was wondering if it was just cool looking and too slow

[hard nexus]

@median wedge

[carmine lance]

can't believe i forgot to share this, it's a fun song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUoDmRM2aJ0

[hard nexus]

follow the link

n you’ll see my full mk3 write up

[heady rapids]

@grok summarize it

[sullen forge]

Grok edit this image

[hard nexus]

rev L1 is deceptively good, it can one shot bulwarks and reapers on headshots thanks to damage overrides being removed (it now does a full L1 of damage, then does the rest of the sawing damage, works very well)

[heady rapids]

this u gale

[hollow hawk]

is Heavy Eviscerator better than chainsword at horde clear?

[hard nexus]

kinda

[median wedge]

Bulwarks too ??

[hard nexus]

yarp

[median wedge]

I've kinda been going L1 for human sized H1 for anything big

[hard nexus]

you need damage buffs up or it to be a crit

or chastise

but yah

[hard nexus]

it’s really handy against reapers because it staggers them out of shooting

[hollow hawk]

Im running with a heavy laspistol right now, Just got heavy eviscerator. Was wondering if I should switch out my chainsword for it

[hard nexus]

evis is a lot of fun so yes

it’s my favorite weapon in the game

[north sedge]

chsword has way better horde clear, evisc does elites better

[hollow hawk]

I got my heavy laspistol for tougher horde and elites

[hard nexus]

if ur still leveling

which im assuming you are

try out evis

variety !

[ivory marlin]

Actually fucking kill me what

[heady rapids]

marry christmas

[ivory marlin]

Confused yog with jesus

[hard nexus]

is she pretty

[carmine lance]

really? I would've figured eviscerator had better horde clear on account of cleave

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-dune-kiss-dune-feyd-dune-part-1-dune-part-2-gif-15202983623288892447

[ivory marlin]

My favorite version is when he kisses the monkey and the monkey kills him

[heady rapids]

tf?

[hard nexus]

chainsword has a unique property where the bonus damage from crit and weakspot doesn’t decrease with cleave, while the base damage does

for example if you do 100 damage, and a crit weakspot does 120

the 20 damage stays, while the 100 damage decreases to like 10

[chrome wave]

fug him

[hard nexus]

so it makes it extremely effective against chaff

[median wedge]

Eviscerator is better because big sword > short sword

[ivory marlin]

One sec i gotta find it

[sharp gull]

size isnt everything D: its how you use it

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/feyd-rautha-godzilla-x-kong-the-new-empire-dune-gif-6686039727480007226

@heady rapids

[heady rapids]

lmaoo

[carmine lance]

that's really interesting tbh

and alright, so damage does decrease against each target you cleave, that makes sense

thought it worked something like that

[north sedge]

basically chsword is horde, evis is more in the middle, chaxe is mainly single target elite dmg

[hard nexus]

yah that’s cleave damage distribution, first target takes full damage, and it decreases on a curve unique to each weapon

i should actually go plot evis damage distribution curve

[ivory marlin]

Its so good

[hard nexus]

it used to be about 0.33 multiplier from first target to second target

[ivory marlin]

One of the first gifs i ever favorited on discord

https://tenor.com/view/fish-pants-fish-in-pants-fish-in-toilet-toilet-gif-6925151812326876750

Right next to this bad boy

Can’t believe yesterday when i tried to buy destiny 2 silver steam servers went down

[hard nexus]

theres also a minimum cleave damage for each weapon

[heady rapids]

thought of a different gif when i saw this

[ivory marlin]

My friend has a gif of 2 women in a bath house kissing with the caption “kys”

Im guessing meow has seen it

[solar gorge]

divine intervention

[ivory marlin]

But the drip

The drip woulda been fire

[solar gorge]

god is trying to save you

[heady rapids]

we gonna stone you

yeah god is trying to save you from getting stoned

[ivory marlin]

My dungeon team said my drip was mid 😔

[carmine lance]

I should check what the minimum cleave damage is on relic blade

[ivory marlin]

I don’t even get best dressed in crucible matches

[hard nexus]

no but it sounds awesome

[hard nexus]

shrug !

i have no idea

it’s usually pretty low though

back before evis got buffed

h1’s minimum flak damage was fucking

11

[ivory marlin]

If i find it ill dm it to you

Actually maybe not

[hard nexus]

i miss how dogshit mk3 evis was

[hard nexus]

alright

[ivory marlin]

They are genuinely naked

[hard nexus]

LMAO

[ivory marlin]

Its like

Barely doesn’t show bits

[solar gorge]

i mained evisc on zeal back when it was dogshit

and back when there was only 1 mk

[hard nexus]

same

i miss perfect strike being the meta for it

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G42GzHCWUAAeeHO.gif

[solar gorge]

it's still goog

[ivory marlin]

I miss when bleed knife was killer bait

[hard nexus]

on anything below h40 rampage wrath does better

[solar gorge]

yeah ik

but i've been mostly doing that recently

and it fucks

[hard nexus]

same

yah it’s fun

[ivory marlin]

The good old days

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-3284201032904258120

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[frosty herald]

buge

[carmine lance]

Friend :D

[carmine lance]

I’ve never cared for flesh tearer lacerate knives

Even off of zealot

[heady rapids]

newgen

[north sedge]

It's was never good, just people thought it was for a long time

[carmine lance]

I still see people run it lmao

[north sedge]

Hence all the knife memes i made back in the day

[solar gorge]

rivers of blood

[sharp gull]

I played with knife because I enjoyed playing with the knife just like I enjoy the shivs a ton on scum

[solar gorge]

shivs are fun

they're like knife but fun

[heady rapids]

carpal tunnel

[solar gorge]

if ur wrinkly old

i'm young, spry and handsome

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-a-smooth-brain-smooth-brain-smooth-brain-cat-cat-cat-dumb-gif-8756060942857266596

[ivory marlin]

Im fairly sure if scum chat sees this youll get linched

[heady rapids]

they're not real anyways

[ivory marlin]

I remember asking what i want on the crowbar (i wanted to try it out) and someone just sent me a screenshot of the sell button

[long oasis]

false

you are small and perhaps pink

https://tenor.com/view/1450-中共-中國-19-武漢-gif-22384529

[ivory marlin]

Devastating

[buoyant knoll]

Happy Holidays to all the Zealots!

[visual stream]

Give knife perfect strike :^)

[heady rapids]

what for

[visual stream]

Bleed knife will be real

[heady rapids]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[wheat matrix]

holy fuck i havent seen this gif in AGES

[solar gorge]

naw

i'm prime

[median steeple]

liberty slime

[solar gorge]

marry krismas

[median steeple]

I drank a disgusting amount last night apparently

[copper hawk]

Skibidimas

[visual stream]

I would have but my wine was opened for too long so I have to get more

For tonight

[solar gorge]

i'm still recovering

[heady rapids]

go get it princess

[solar gorge]

and new years eve will be worse

[heady rapids]

im sober all year

[solar gorge]

because it'll be with friends

[heady rapids]

maybe not last year tho

but this year for sure

oh nvm not this year either

maybe next year

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-fortnite-meme-blackman-sexy-blackmen-gif-12603215917694820243

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/E10PkVk5AZ0?si=wfCvNL_ckEkJBYjb

[ivory marlin]

That is NOT the gif i clicked on

[visual stream]

Sure it isn't

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-15083008533786162490

[visual stream]

Why is that saved anyway

[ivory marlin]

I searched fortnite

[ivory marlin]

And clicked on this

[ivory marlin]

I have better saved gifs than that bruh

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-its-peak-its-so-peak-umazing-gif-3466440184519113997

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-sukuna-christmas-presents-big-gif-11746163313338037763

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-itadori-pascale-sukuna-happy-new-year-gif-9735772629781506849

[ivory marlin]

When is skibidi rizz getting a uma

[heady rapids]

yall ever order shit and forget about it

so then it arrives and it's a surprise

[plush estuary]

no

[heady rapids]

like a christmas gift

[median steeple]

dementia treating me nice

how wonderful

[heady rapids]

it might be over for me

[unreal hull]

Nope. I obsessively track my packages progess from the moment I order

[ivory marlin]

Not once ever

Actually no

2 days ago

Dying of a fever

I doordashed a burrito

Totally forgot about iy

Hour later

your order has been dropped off

The burrito was mid

But i was glad to have it

[long oasis]

how nabout u add armor

nerd

get outta here w that shield shit

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1140846909314052188/1170639027079217243/attachment-3.gif

[acoustic dune]

i am

[visual stream]

Let's see him win a G1 race or two and then we'll talk about the big leagues

His only win out of uhh 8 I think? has been a G3 race

I hope he keeps winning so we can get a second brainrot horse

[ivory marlin]

Im praying he gets added

[ivory marlin]

If he gets added ill actually play

[stuck thicket]

yeah sure dude whatever you say

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/richtofen-cod-points-zombies-gif-15617219922460393769

Actually vile

[wheat matrix]

can we get this but with trumps face edited over the guy

[stuck thicket]

release the cawl files

[ivory marlin]

“The guy” as if he isn’t like the most famous cod character

[glad ermine]

"Redditus" ok buddy

[heady rapids]

LMAO

[wheat matrix]

LOL

[ivory marlin]

Didn’t even see the name

That makes it so much better

[stuck thicket]

adeptus redditus

[ivory marlin]

Tactical pfp swap

[stuck thicket]

that one started to pmo

i got on my old one

[ivory marlin]

Ive had the same pfp since

[stuck thicket]

ZAMN

i swap pfps like

weekly

[ivory marlin]

Give or take a few months prolly

I like this pumpkin

Oddly feel me now

[visual stream]

Please do not abbreviate Combat Points

[ivory marlin]

Despite having an actual oc i used for a few years

[stuck thicket]

every time i see something pfp-worthy on twitter i switch pfps

[stuck thicket]

cognition points

[visual stream]

I love your bio

[stuck thicket]

[visual stream]

Oh right

[stuck thicket]

play mechanicus NOW

[visual stream]

Mechanicus was actually what got me into the setting

[ivory marlin]

I stole it

Its so good

[visual stream]

I honestly think it is one of the best, most digestible ways to get into the setting

[stuck thicket]

i genuinely forgot what got me into warhammer

i legit just looked up 40k lore on youtube one day out for boredom

[heady rapids]

uhhhhhh idk man

like

the game?

or the faction

[visual stream]

Da gaem

[heady rapids]

oh yeah probably

bu it's turn cringe

[visual stream]

Turn Cringe is when it has 0 meaningful input

Like most pokemon games

[stuck thicket]

turn based games can be good

[visual stream]

Mechanicus not turn cringe

[stuck thicket]

mechanicus turn based is like

far more in depth than pokemon turn based

[visual stream]

Customizing your tech priest augments, their tree, the squad you enter with, etc.

[ripe quest]

Turn based strategy vs. turn based rpg moment

[visual stream]

Yummers

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1451299016016007290/togif.gif

[stuck thicket]

idk if im just stupid or the genre is like that

but i find turn based strategy hairpullingly difficult

[solar gorge]

i think having more depth than pokemon is v easey

[stuck thicket]

its like

minimum effort

[ivory marlin]

I got in to it when my friend went “hey since you got me into mtg we should learn warhammer together”

[heady rapids]

the only game that existed when i got into warhammer was fire warrior

[deft badge]

My only problem with mechanicus is that it's not better than Xcom 2

[wheat matrix]

pokemon is generally very simple, even doubles tournaments are just like, a large part prediction and stuff

[deft badge]

Which tbf WoTC is a high bar for turn based strategy

[copper hawk]

@visual stream

gut

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/xcom-viper-xcom-viper-gif-16427987214763281226

[copper hawk]

black powdar ?

[copper hawk]

Me and who .

[stuck thicket]

ymean that

[deft badge]

No i don't that shit fucks turn order lmfao

[stuck thicket]

fuckass roblox game

[copper hawk]

u mean

[stuck thicket]

or what

[copper hawk]

swag ass roblox game

[stuck thicket]

HELL naw

[copper hawk]

gutz n blackgnarper is peam

turbo peam

i would zay .

i would posit ,

[stuck thicket]

i'd rather play deepw*ken

[copper hawk]

you are lost

[stuck thicket]

(i despise everyone who plays that game)

[copper hawk]

GUTS AND BLACKPOWDEEEEER

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-hop-on-g%26b-guts-%26-blackpowder-guts-and-blackpowder-gnb-gif-9864576436294022112

[stuck thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832665930244816918/1424801132667994315/togif.gif

[copper hawk]

i love the like

absolute plethora of school shooter games on roblox

wtf

literally one called "massacre" w a guy hiding in a school locker

[stuck thicket]

the what now

[copper hawk]

front page game btw

[stuck thicket]

ohhhh those

i get it

[copper hawk]

u fw my roblox avatar..

[stuck thicket]

its worse i saw condos on front page once

[stuck thicket]

send it.

[deft badge]

Roblox? Failing to protect children? Perish the thought.

[stuck thicket]

oh its cool

lemme uh

send mine

[copper hawk]

i also have Retrosloppe

[copper hawk]

i survSIGMA

[solar gorge]

the pregnant hyena ride

my favourite

[deft badge]

Hot topic ass

[copper hawk]

and this one

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/UltimaShadowX/status/2004231911175344252

Ultima🔜MAGFest (@UltimaShadowX)

Guess who got kicked out of the family Christmas party just for speaking their mind? I saw my ten year old cousins playing the new Pokémon game and simply suggested they stop playing SLOPTENDO and play a real game like Expedition 33. Dumb kids don’t know it swept The Game Awards!

X · Dec 25, 2025, 4:44 PM

[copper hawk]

zo #edgy ..

[stuck thicket]

bada bing

[visual stream]

I didn't get that far in XCOM 2 but the whole "miss one single time on a 2%" felt much more punishing than what seemed reasonable from what I remember

[copper hawk]

paw Zom

back in My Day

we didnt have this New Fangled UGC

[stuck thicket]

see this is why i deleted my twitter account

[visual stream]

I told a glooper I would play Outlast Trials wit him, sorry

[ivory marlin]

Oh this is the back

[deft badge]

Well, that's cause you don't know how to play the game

People complain about xcom 2 hit chances but they also normally dont position right

[visual stream]

Possible

Some of the cover mechanics are ridiculous though

[heady rapids]

play battlesector

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1451299016016007290/togif.gif

[deft badge]

Simply remove the cover

Grenades and grenadiers are your friends early.

[visual stream]

There was a twig of a tree a guy was standing next to, and I was 1 tile away from being perfectly perpendicular with him with some distance and the hit chance was super low

[deft badge]

And you were early?

Like early campaign

[visual stream]

Decently yeah

But compared to normal hits the chance was low

[deft badge]

Yeah tbh you should've thrown a nade

[carmine lance]

I'm tired, boss. I want to head back to living on campus

[ivory marlin]

I got the shirt og

[deft badge]

Earlier xcom you spam those

Remove cover

Get flanking bonus

[ivory marlin]

Before they removed it twice

[heady rapids]

this sounds so depressing

poor soul

[deft badge]

This is gonna sound insane but xcom 2 is easier than enemy within

[carmine lance]

dad went off the rails yelling at me after a call with family for saying that I got $50 when gifts came up

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156134212982808588/1430733313231945739/picsart-277e546f-7c8c-4a59-9d9b-98cd59761d1b.png?ex=694e90fb&is=694d3f7b&hm=7d77489636e0db6bb5cf22d0f089aca58556912c46b3054d8e3ecf1c4f96bf57& groomsaken but ,, i love the doeification effect of ur char that it haz ,,

[wheat matrix]

[copper hawk]

lookz even cooler in the new update ,,

[ivory marlin]

My grandpa gave all my cousins guns and ammo and he gave me a 25$ gift card to chillies

[visual stream]

I remember what made me stop playing XCOM 2 was when I ended my turn by taking cover behind a wall, then dudes from outside of the fog of war walked out of fog, around the opposite side of the wall, and instantly killed the character

[carmine lance]

that's wild

sorry he only gave you a gift card tho

[deft badge]

Yeah, gotta learn to one turn.

[visual stream]

One unreactable death and I was like "I think I'm good actually"

[ivory marlin]

The crazy part is im the only one who talk to him too

[visual stream]

It was the civillian camp massacre thing

[heady rapids]

play battlesector......

[visual stream]

No way to one turn that

[deft badge]

Xcom is about learning target recognition and short of that alpha striking

[plush estuary]

and missing 97% chance shots

[deft badge]

I promise you there is

[ivory marlin]

Generally just an unpleasant guy to interact with but he taught me how to cut gems and make jewelry

[visual stream]

Enough movement and shots to do that?

[deft badge]

You want to alpha strike individual combat encounters

[visual stream]

And you're sure that's within the bounds of normal gameplay and not cheese/hyper min-max?

[deft badge]

So you don't have other pods incoming to fuck you

[deft badge]

Yes.

[acoustic dune]

@long oasis

col the whole ship doesnt explode anymore

[deft badge]

I can like, host an Xcom 2 learning night sometime lmao

[visual stream]

Is that a hidden mechanic or did I miss the game telling me that

[sterile stone]

Bro detected the zest in your personality and knew you shouldn’t be allowed arms

[acoustic dune]

this is a mega win

[carmine lance]

I said I got $50, and looked to him to just confirm that was it because I didn't want to forget to mention anything if there was more than that. He then felt the need to clarify that I didn't give him a list or anything (which tbf I hadn't but I was just super busy with finals, plus I felt he would've gotten mad at me for focusing on that during the semester). Honestly, I had no intention of trying to make him look bad, I was just like "I got $50, I'm probably going to just get some paint for the warhammer models I have, or maybe some books." Then he starts yelling at me for it after the call, and going about how I didn't get him anything for his birthday, and that he's not going to get me anything if I didn't get him anything??? Like that's not even what I was trying to make it about but ok.

[deft badge]

Its not a hidden mechanic, it is however something you need to figure out for yourself

[visual stream]

It seemed like the encounter I completed was done and I was just waiting behind cover

[ivory marlin]

Im unironically one of the better shots in the family and he is well aware

[visual stream]

Maybe aggro range was slightly higher than my FoW vision?

[ivory marlin]

That sounds like ive shot him

I have not shor him

[deft badge]

They have to walk into your LoS to activate

[visual stream]

What it about

[sterile stone]

And you wonder why you didn’t get a gun

[heady rapids]

warhammer

[sterile stone]

[deft badge]

And if they do that you normally get a free turn

Which then feeds the alpha strike

[ivory marlin]

Gays with guns

Scary concept

Gun laws might need to be more strict if any old gay can go out and buy a gun

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/16918381909575532095/D1DE3190EEBC05F22FBE487285E930417129B84A/

[deft badge]

Xcom defo sucks if you don't know what you're doing tbh

But when you know what you're doing it's very easy

[wet wolf]

That’s hot af tbh

[copper hawk]

u should play battle brothers

[ivory marlin]

I want to go shooting again

Nice stress relief shooting targets up in the mountains

[wet wolf]

I haven’t gone in while I should go again before I leave tbh

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/battle-brothers/clips/lfff1azk0FwLJ4MzZ?invite=cr-MSw0MjYsMjA0MjU2ODk0&v=26

i looove battle brothers

i loooove lone wolp start

[ivory marlin]

Might ask my extremely racist army cousin if he wants to go shooting soon

[stuck thicket]

now HERE is a guy who knows ball

[stuck thicket]

this is the kind of sentence only a texan could utter

[ivory marlin]

Bit more north west

Utah

[stuck thicket]

ah

same place from my european eye

[copper hawk]

im boooored

who playin tuoys rn

who gnarpin they tide

[ivory marlin]

Would say born and raised but i wasnt born here thank god

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/bonnie-how-big-was-the-gyatt-bonnie-how-big-was-the-gift-how-big-was-the-gyatt-how-big-was-the-gyat-bonnie-how-big-was-the-gyat-gif-2320544965359620535

[ivory marlin]

Cica have we ever played the tide together?

[heady rapids]

lambda where is my christmas gift

[copper hawk]

no

i dont think so

do u wanna tide

[stuck thicket]

i needa play rat-tide

play the rattie game

[solar gorge]

nowhewere

[heady rapids]

the fuck

[ivory marlin]

Im at work for another 3 hours but after if i got time sure

[ivory marlin]

Thats fuck dude i thought yall were together

[wet wolf]

I’ve never played Vermintide actually is it decent

[solar gorge]

no blade is a billion years old

[ivory marlin]

Damn

[heady rapids]

fucker im fairly certain im much younger than you

[ivory marlin]

Im 19

[heady rapids]

ure not 19

[ripe quest]

Solid game, you'll notice the differences between it and Darktide. Fun in solos too, the bots aren't lobotomized 7 times out of 10.

[copper hawk]

tbhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

vermintide kinda a

[sterile stone]

Honestly

[copper hawk]

massive step down in terms of darktide

[ivory marlin]

2006

[copper hawk]

in like

[heady rapids]

ure not 19

u lyin

[copper hawk]

the melee combat department

[wet wolf]

Shit it’s free on gamepass I might as well try it lol

[rough cape]

Shock maul is amazing lol(especially mark 3), good mobility, good stagger, good damage(mostly with more damage), good cleave while also staggering
It's slow though(at least mark 3) by default, and it's best when used with more attack speed, and damage is nice as well
It doesn't have more crit chance but it crits pretty often especially with more base crit chance(from the perk)
It can stagger pretty much everything important(except unstaggerble ones), except crushers, but you have your special attack for that
It's overhead heavy is an infinite combo, and you can easily have dps by chaining lights in between a few heavies no matter the enemy
Chargers abilities really fast with weak spot/ back stab CDR too

[copper hawk]

i hope you like spamming push attacks

[ivory marlin]

I promise you

[heady rapids]

i dont believe you

[solar gorge]

verm and dt each have things over the other

[sterile stone]

I don’t think I’ve ever met a gay gun owner, most of them usually carry knives

[plush estuary]

yes

[ivory marlin]

Swear on concrete im 19

[sterile stone]

Weird for Texas tbh

[heady rapids]

it doenst make sense

[ivory marlin]

I dont own any

But i want to

Also

[copper hawk]

smaul feels mid tbh

does like no damage

[ivory marlin]

Hi @ripe quest long time no see

[copper hawk]

holding a smaul and wishing i was just using a thammer

[ripe quest]

haii

[wet wolf]

I mean idk if I’m like fully gay but I own a few

[sterile stone]

You don't exist

[ivory marlin]

I joined this server when i was 16 im pretty sure

[heady rapids]

dude

[sterile stone]

Besides

[copper hawk]

yah gay people r like space aliens they dont own guns

[heady rapids]

ur A MINOR?

[sterile stone]

I don't know you

[solar gorge]

i love the sheets that u spread exhil

thx u so much

[copper hawk]

u know i exist

and im queer asf

[solar gorge]

especially on hd2

[copper hawk]

and i own 2 guns

[sterile stone]

Caaaareful there

[copper hawk]

a mosin and a single action 357

[heady rapids]

lambda ar u drunk rn

this feels like drunk talk

[sterile stone]

That's bannable language

[ripe quest]

Is that real

[solar gorge]

i got hangover

[wet wolf]

Are u planning on storming the trenches 😭

[wraith halo]

i have 3 and want more

[copper hawk]

i was an unborn fetus when i joined this server

[solar gorge]

and headache rn

[heady rapids]

dyude unirnoically tho if someone reports that ull get banned

[rough cape]

They make their own kinds of guns

[sterile stone]

That's literally how several people got banned from this server

[ivory marlin]

Dang

[sterile stone]

You can't even joke about being underaged

Or else the mods have to take action

[heady rapids]

2 of my friends got banned for that

[ripe quest]

That's really funny actually

[ivory marlin]

Wait should i unsend the 16

[wet wolf]

😭😭

[frosty herald]

there is 100% some shitheel that will get you banned over it

[heady rapids]

talking to discord support afterwards is a headache

[wet wolf]

Insta deleted

[sterile stone]

This

[solar gorge]

i was of perfectly legal age when I joined this server, all in respect of the TOS

[stuck thicket]

i witnessed multiple people get their accounts deleted like that

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/solunary-neveah-discordia-discordian-discord-gif-27558502

[heady rapids]

ik ur an unc

[ivory marlin]

Wait no

[solar gorge]

i'm 24

[ivory marlin]

I think i joined when i was 17ish

[sterile stone]

Yeah but you're french

And that's a sin on it's own

[wheat matrix]

i joined when i was...21?

[wet wolf]

OLD HEAD

[ripe quest]

I'll compensate by posting all of my legal documents in every server it'll be like a parry

[solar gorge]

wdym

[ivory marlin]

Yall are old as fuck

[stuck thicket]

i joined like

[heady rapids]

thjank christ youre older than me

[solar gorge]

i'm in muy prime

[heady rapids]

im 22

[stuck thicket]

a month ago

[heady rapids]

unc

[stuck thicket]

so i was 17 and im STILL 17

[sterile stone]

Atleast no one here is rocking a mullet

[solar gorge]

blad u talk and act like a grandma

[long oasis]

hows retirement

[solar gorge]

ur not 22

[heady rapids]

i dont

[stuck thicket]

(im scared of being an adult HELP)

[heady rapids]

i never

[copper hawk]

i joined like a month after the discord was made

[heady rapids]

i would never

[wet wolf]

I’m 25 😭😭😭

[ivory marlin]

You’re just jealous bro its ok

[wet wolf]

I’m sorry

[sterile stone]

Bro it's a mullet

[heady rapids]

ik youre a zoomer

100%

[long oasis]

how

[wheat matrix]

old man arg is jealous of u having hair

[heady rapids]

vibes

[deft badge]

I made my profile in February of 2016

[long oasis]

bruh

[stuck thicket]

hey did you know these guys

[long oasis]

im 47

[heady rapids]

ur 67

[wet wolf]

I still have my hair thank god

[ivory marlin]

Argus went bald at 30 and now hes stuck hating youngins with hair

[long oasis]

6..

7...

[sterile stone]

I unironically shaved my head like a month and a half ago

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-kills-you-dr-manhattan-evaporate-obliterate-gif-4966053562478921479

[sterile stone]

Now I'm back to my fro

[deft badge]

Fuck i know Thag Simmons

[wet wolf]

They were a couple grades above me in grade school so not really

[stuck thicket]

[solar gorge]

arg is a billion years old

[sterile stone]

You have this

[solar gorge]

fossilised atp

[sterile stone]

STOP WITH THE NONSENSE

[heady rapids]

the guy from stranger things

[long oasis]

is it true that afros reduce headshot accuracy

[heady rapids]

that got all the moms

[wet wolf]

If he’s Australian that makes sense

[long oasis]

since the model is larger but the hitbox remains the same

[sterile stone]

He's an American

[wet wolf]

Oh no

[sterile stone]

He's a brown American like me

[ivory marlin]

Its a tad grown out rn but close enough

[wet wolf]

Oh like Edgar style?

[sterile stone]

MOTHER FUCKER

[ivory marlin]

Need to get touch ups soon

[sterile stone]

DO YOU HAVE A MULLET

WITH BANGS

ARREST THIS MAN

[ivory marlin]

Dude im broke

Literally gonna get touchups once i get paid

[sterile stone]

What happened to you running wall street

[heady rapids]

reminder you still owe me

[sterile stone]

I thought we were all gonna be rocking Italian made custom suits

[ivory marlin]

Medical bills stabbed me for 2k this month

[sterile stone]

That's wild

But it is the US

[ripe quest]

fr though class of 66' ftw

[sterile stone]

So I'm not surprised

Anytime medical and US are mentioned in the same sentence

I know poverty is ensuing

[solar gorge]

keep metionning that please

[ivory marlin]

Being born with smth incurable really fucks up your money

[wet wolf]

Shit I’m still on my parents health insurance I’m milking it as long as I can

[sterile stone]

Can't relate

The forest spirits protect me

[heady rapids]

i saw a vid of a dude going crazy over a 66 order number but for all the wrong reasons

[solar gorge]

i salute the european flag in my backyard everytime NA medical bills are mentionned

[heady rapids]

yeah free healthcare is nice

[ivory marlin]

Once i cure it and make millions your name wont remind me of anything

[heady rapids]

i thought you germans had issues with actually getting an appointment tho

[solar gorge]

that's what i would do if i had a backyard

[sterile stone]

I wish I had the 4chan post of the guy paying 65$ for a lozenge at the hospital

Bro really paid that much

For a small piece of hard candy

[heady rapids]

the fuck is a lozenge

u made that word up just now

[deft badge]

One day I will figure out why my games launch in 4k instead of 2k

[sterile stone]

It's a fucking cough drop

[ivory marlin]

Cough drop

[heady rapids]

i remmber elden ring launching in 4k for me

and it just stretched over 2 monitors

[ivory marlin]

I hate that cough drops that taste good never work

[sterile stone]

Imagine your hospital giving you exactly one of thse

And going

$65

[wheat matrix]

LOl

like £2 for a pack

at my work

[solar gorge]

sdometimes it can get annoying but back when i was closer to the french border i'd just cross the border since i'm registered in both countries when it comes to healthcare

[ivory marlin]

Omg im playing that rn

[solar gorge]

i have both id's too

[ivory marlin]

Blind first run

[ivory marlin]

Im running parry bleed

[heady rapids]

oh yeah right

[sterile stone]

Don't get me wrong, these are dirt cheap at a store

[wet wolf]

Can’t you buy tramadol over the counter in France?

[sterile stone]

It's just hospitals jack the prices of the most menial things up

[ivory marlin]

Was told i was going to hate my decision very quickly

[solar gorge]

nopr, u need a doctor's order

since early this year

[wet wolf]

Awww

[sterile stone]

Over the counter baguettes are in large supply tho

[solar gorge]

u used to be able to

get it for like

[sterile stone]

[solar gorge]

no reason

before

[hushed knoll]

Merry Christmas all

[solar gorge]

i gobbled a lot of tramadol back when i was in basic

[hushed knoll]

Frohe Weihnachten mein Freund owo

[sterile stone]

Wait you were in the army ?

[solar gorge]

ye

[sterile stone]

Who the fuck in this server hasn't served time in goverment ?

[wet wolf]

I’m leaving next month lol

For basic

[heady rapids]

i worked at a college

so ig not me

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/crime-war-crimes-criminal-criminals-uhgg-gif-9294414266865576889

[sterile stone]

To be fair

You have mandatory service

[wheat matrix]

I haven't!

[sterile stone]

You're short

[heady rapids]

LMAO

[sterile stone]

That doesn't count

[solar gorge]

and hopefully, after i'm done with my studies i'll work for the govt again as a teacher

[wheat matrix]

I'm 5'10?

[sterile stone]

Lies

[wheat matrix]

im above average?

[wet wolf]

Guess what nerd, DRAFTED 😂🫵

[ivory marlin]

I cant

[heady rapids]

if args ever gets drafted they'd only be able to use him as an artillery shell

sorry not sorry

[solar gorge]

but i would really really like to teach french abroad

[hushed knoll]

[solar gorge]

in canada or something

somewhere cold

[sterile stone]

I'm 100% going to get court martial'd for going awol

Where am I going?

Find out next time on...

[wet wolf]

I’d like a French broad as well

[ivory marlin]

Argus icl you seem the type to skip drafts

[sterile stone]

I'll serve crack before I serve this fuck ass country

[sterile stone]

I'm pretty sure because I'm native american, I don't even qualify for drafts

[ivory marlin]

I have the easiest get out of jail card

[ripe quest]

He's too short unfortunately, at most a tank shell.

[hushed knoll]

Merry Christmas Exhooloooloo 😍

[solar gorge]

i wouldn't enlist in the us but i heard they pay ur college if u do or something

[wet wolf]

Merry Christmas taco

[heady rapids]

u can get a citizenship too i think

[hushed knoll]

Come to the US and live here

[wheat matrix]

yeah u get like free tuition

[solar gorge]

sooo it's kind of interesting

[ivory marlin]

My friends in the air force

Shes a coder or smth

[deft badge]

College and dodgey Healthcare that the VA will actively avoid letting you use

[hushed knoll]

Preach

[sterile stone]

Nah you can keep that

[ivory marlin]

Hi stan

[wet wolf]

Interest free home loan too

[solar gorge]

did u know that my big sis lives in Boston

[deft badge]

It's easier to glorify the vets than take care of em