zealot-class

[heady rapids]

it's not 700

[frosty herald]

this has to be a lie

[acoustic dune]

Just wait for the hot fix

Gonna be 800

[acoustic dune]

Game gonna cost 1k or smth

[frosty herald]

it has to be the uncompressed files

[heady rapids]

y'all got finessed by a fucking 67 joke and didn't even notice 😭

[frosty herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124335205650538509/1283126260775784529/bonk_loop.gif

[deft badge]

Sorry my brain isn't so rotted that all I see is "lowkirkenuinly" and "67"

[heady rapids]

I feel like this is targeted

[deft badge]

It is.

At you.

[heavy edge]

Protecting the imperium

[deft badge]

Explain your vets name.

[heavy edge]

He is of Catachan heritage

[wheat matrix]

yeah that's normal and well adjusted I think

[deft badge]

And what does this mean to you

[heady rapids]

arby chat called said they need you back on duty

[wheat matrix]

LOL

[deft badge]

I still want to know the correlation between this and the name

[carmine lance]

I uh

I don’t think there is one

[wheat matrix]

I think bro clocked he fucked up and has decided to

nevermind

[deft badge]

Let them explain.

[heavy edge]

There is but I don’t think it warrants an explanation

[deft badge]

I do, go on.

[wheat matrix]

nono I think it does

[heavy edge]

Same as with if you need explaining why sky is blue

[carmine lance]

No, share with the class

[heavy edge]

Or why you need to wear socks

[carmine lance]

Stop dodging and share with the class

[deft badge]

Nah, go on

[heavy edge]

Nah

[deft badge]

Tell me what "very-black-man" and being from Catachan means to you

[carmine lance]

Do we get mods or what

If they aren’t keen on explaining

(Very red flag)

[heavy edge]

Get em I don’t know what you want me explaining tbf

[deft badge]

Why this is your explanation for the name

[wheat matrix]

next response is gonna be filled with these

[carmine lance]

[acoustic dune]

Eastern file?

[heavy edge]

Because he looks like one from miniature ?

[acoustic dune]

Also heard they shitly censor the file so people can just copy paste to read the thing

[carmine lance]

Dawg you are doing nothing but giving nothing answers

[wheat matrix]

these guys?

[heavy edge]

No

There was the other

Wait

I show

[carmine lance]

GW these are astra militarum, please update your models

[wheat matrix]

these jungle fighters?

[heavy edge]

One sec

[carmine lance]

This all reminds me of a thing I was talking about with one of my warhammer buddies

[heavy edge]

Here

[glad ermine]

Christmas! Just 1 day away! Wohoo!

[heady rapids]

👀

[carmine lance]

There’s very little representation when it comes to major characters

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-wh40k-sly-marbo-aaaaaa-alfabusa-gif-14316691

[carmine lance]

Notice how all the primarchs are just white dudes except for like vulkan, and that’s different

[heavy edge]

I’m black irl just fyi

[wheat matrix]

I also have lots of black friends

[heavy edge]

Yeah but I don’t understand what Tongs is implying here

Or I do but don’t understand how that name in particular is bad

🤷

[heady rapids]

well they're

sons of the emperor

who is white

[vast basin]

The khan would like a word

[heady rapids]

vulkan has his skin color thanks to his planet

[deft badge]

I asked you why your character is named "very-black-man" you said they're from catachan, and these things have no correlation ime, so I want to know why you picked that name and used that to justify it

[heady rapids]

also khan yeah

[carmine lance]

Fuckin, the primarch of the white scars looks like a russian street performer if you take away the top knot https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1178582206231367711/1452890685115207773/image0.jpg?ex=694cc6e4&is=694b7564&hm=2030307c14400802d571e30ed5abdb100a6c88652108f1c7ad68f413e7b22f47&

[heavy edge]

Scroll up man

I sent a pic

[vast basin]

Bro that is one picture

[heavy edge]

Dunno what else yo ass wants

[wheat matrix]

His other name is Gopnik

[deft badge]

Those aren't even catachan models

[vast basin]

He looks mongolian

In any other art

[deft badge]

A good explanation

[carmine lance]

LMAO

[heavy edge]

They were to me

[heady rapids]

His whole style is

[deft badge]

Thanks for derailing all of this btw

[heady rapids]

Motorcycle instead of a horse

All that shit

[wheat matrix]

yeah I thought he was based around uh

what's his name

fucking

[heavy edge]

Everyone exposed to warhammer one way or another , that pic was my intro to the game tabletop

[heady rapids]

Chingis khan

[wheat matrix]

The mongolian warlord

yeah

[carmine lance]

Sorry I wasn’t trying to 😓

Autism got too strong

[heavy edge]

Bro got furious because of a name that has nothing wrong with

Crazy

[vast basin]

Ya totally Russian

[carmine lance]

Alright that’s better admittedly

Part of that conversation tho, my friend asked me, “try to think of a non-white important narrative character in the setting. Not even space marine, just any human”

[frosty herald]

Hes def mongolian

[heady rapids]

they cut the white scars face from sm2 face pack for some reason

[carmine lance]

More modern art does him better justice, yeah

[carmine lance]

But sure enough, nothing was coming to mind

[frosty herald]

We might get a second pack

[glad ermine]

then there's also the first legion

[carmine lance]

Lmao

I know warhammer has representation, but I suppose it could just be nice to have some diversity in major narrative characters too

[glad ermine]

https://youtu.be/HfFx5UvzSxc?si=-QdbpJIUGRDu0EwW

[carmine lance]

Idk at least we got autism representation with rogal dorn

[vast basin]

Were the primarchs actually created in order or were the numbers just arbitrarily assigned

[carmine lance]

(Quickly clarifying I myself am on the spectrum)

[heady rapids]

i think this is how they got found

i might be wrong

[vast basin]

No

[deft badge]

Alpharius was found first

[vast basin]

Alpharius and omegon were found first if you want to be technical

[deft badge]

And he's 20

[carmine lance]

Alpharius is very goofy to me

I know it’s shitposts more than not but goddamn it really is tzeentch-esque

[vast basin]

Or maybe it was just one of them then the other was found later

[deft badge]

Alpharius was found first and Horus found Omegon later iirc

Omegon had his own pirate warfleet

[carmine lance]

Ah but it actually was alpharius! Except it wasn’t! Except everyone is and isn’t alpharius, trapped in a quantum state!

[deft badge]

If you stop buying into the memes it's easy to understand

[heady rapids]

shit idk then

[carmine lance]

Nah I know memes aren’t representative of lore

I know blood ravens don’t steal shit, it was based off dawn of war anyways because they were getting even custodes shit in it

[glad ermine]

The primarchs were initially created in order, in gestation pods on Terra. Chaos shit happened, intervened whilst big daddy was away, warp storm tore up the primarch laboratory and the pods were scattered across the galaxy and lost through the warp.

[heady rapids]

dawn of war lore is funny

they got tau sterilizing humans

[deft badge]

Alph is dead

Died on Pluto

[vast basin]

But what if

That was a lie

[heady rapids]

thats what brother kleptus wants you to think

[deft badge]

I mean it isn't

[frosty herald]

Dawn of war lore is absurd

[stuck thicket]

glorp

[heady rapids]

yeah absurdly funny

[glad ermine]

look, you need to understand my name is Gabriel Angelos

[deft badge]

I can go get the paragraph

[carmine lance]

If gw is going to keep bringing back primarchs, unironically I hope they bring corvus back next

I think that would be really interesting

He’s mutated from his exposure to the warp

[frosty herald]

The blood ravens had a chaos aligned chapter master the most chaos artifacta and somehow they havent been visited by the inquisition

[carmine lance]

Imagine the conflict of interest there

[visual stream]

KILL ALL PSYKER

[heady rapids]

having a traitor legion being your fav has never been so profitable

bring back my primarch? oh he never went away you see

[visual stream]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/lKb3nNwzqmjFITL_I

[carmine lance]

“Oh, another one of our glorious primarchs has returned, ever loyal to the emperor and his cause! But he bears the mark of chaos, can we truly trust him?”

Like what would they do with corvus

Big conflict in ideology there

Much more interesting than shit like the terminus decree

Terminus decree is just goofy as shit

[vast basin]

Isn't there a clone of uncorrupted fuckboy primarch somewhere? That could be interesting if he returned to the fold

[carmine lance]

Idk if there’s a clone of corvus

[vast basin]

Nahh the slaanesh one

What was his name

[heady rapids]

fulgrim

[carmine lance]

Fulgrim?

[visual stream]

fuhgrim

[glad ermine]

i personally am unc status 100 when it comes to present 40k. it all ended with 7th edition, trust me

[vast basin]

Yeah

[deft badge]

In Trazyn's collection iirc

[visual stream]

Penetrate Loyalist Defence you say?

[vast basin]

Oh we never getting him then

[carmine lance]

I fuck with trazyn a lot ngl

He’s def one of the more chill characters (to an extent)

[heady rapids]

wouldnt be the first time he let things out of there

[carmine lance]

By 40k standards anyways

[frosty herald]

if corvus is a loyalist id imagine he wants to be mercy killed by his brothers

[glad ermine]

how does it not hurt

[frosty herald]

but seeing as the emperor himself said that mortarion can still be redeemed

[carmine lance]

Not like that

[glad ermine]

oh i see

[deft badge]

He is

People conflate the turning into birds thing with being a daemon, he's an immensely powerful psyker.

[wheat matrix]

yeah i mean corvus is some sort of half warp demon now or some shit right?

[deft badge]

No

[wheat matrix]

all the primarches seem to have some form of like, specific warp power

[frosty herald]

maybe the emperor has the strength to cleanse a primarch of chaos corruption seeing as he revived guilliman

[wheat matrix]

like the lion having fast travel

[glad ermine]

corvus just enjoys his fair shair of red wine

[deft badge]

He's an immensely powerful psyker, he's been literally invisible to anyone he doesn't want to see him since his inception.

[carmine lance]

Like if you share a similar appreciation of history I think trazyn would appreciate you. Probably still stick a mind scarab on you or something, but like he certainly wouldn’t antagonize you

[frosty herald]

seems to be genetically inherent because the emperor is a primordial psyker

[wheat matrix]

yeah

[glad ermine]

yall fw this? 8 dollars

[wheat matrix]

I'd assume most of them inherited specific powers

[visual stream]

I thought the eldar girl and Belisarius did that

[frosty herald]

in godblight guilliman was killed by mortarion

[carmine lance]

What’s rowboat girly man’s warp power

[visual stream]

Oh, different revival

[heady rapids]

i have this

[frosty herald]

he was then revived and permanently burned a portion of nurgle's garden

[wheat matrix]

he's a good administrator

[glad ermine]

does it look bad as a set with any other helmet? randomly curious

[wheat matrix]

not all of them seem to have unlocked these powers

to be frank

[deft badge]

Not all of them care to

[frosty herald]

guilliman is a master logistical genius

[carmine lance]

Damn he just got to be good at math and logistics

[frosty herald]

but the lion is a master in warfare

[heady rapids]

i use the set helmet so idk

[carmine lance]

Fucking NERD

[wheat matrix]

i dont think it's soemthing they actively unlock or want to try to unlock

they just do when they can

passive stuff

like the lion

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205990709228994560/1427831210587193385/heist.gif

[deft badge]

Dorn actively calms the warp in areas he's in

[carmine lance]

the lion does not concern himself…

[wheat matrix]

yeah gulli is an administrator rather than a leader, sanguinius had the maxed out charisma

[frosty herald]

i do wonder if magnus unlocked his psychic abilities or if he was a genetic one of a kind

[glad ermine]

fair. and one last thing, how does it look with krueber's shield weapons? i hope the classic SIGMAR shield isn't out of place, i do love it.

[wheat matrix]

I suspect magnus got the bulk of the psyky bullshit

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-el'jonson-the-lion-dawn-of-war-4-gif-2313844225946423823

lion el johnson also being able to teleport

[solar gorge]

probably something by design tbh

knowing the emperor

[wheat matrix]

fast travel

Do you think the emperor would anticipate magnus doing nothing wrong?

[deft badge]

Sang and Curze were the most gifted tbh

[carmine lance]

I gotta say, a lot of the ways the traitor primarchs fell to chaos just pisses me off, or makes me feel bad for them in a pathetic way

[deft badge]

Both of em could see the future

[frosty herald]

giving the primarch that was infamous for stalking his brothers like prey when he entered the room the forest of caliban

[wheat matrix]

yeah

Curze managed to make it almost a curse though

died for it in the end

[deft badge]

No he did make it a curse

Cause he actively ensured the worst future he saw happened

[frosty herald]

typhus was responsible for the deathguard converting to chaos

[wheat matrix]

yeah

[heady rapids]

it looks nice with the silver colors

[deft badge]

And then committed suicide by cop to vindicate his methods

[solar gorge]

is this today's gift ?

this set ?

[heady rapids]

no i bought iut

a year ago

[solar gorge]

oh

lazme

[glad ermine]

oh my god the festive hat, thanks though. looks decent enough

[carmine lance]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ifgj1ffSnSw?si=If0FTVSYBEgeJ-zW

[frosty herald]

like most of the chaos primarchs were involuntarily converted

[heady rapids]

todays gift is 3 bright dust

[glad ermine]

this year's rewards have been sadly "eh"

bright dust gud tho

[solar gorge]

saltz set is cool

[glad ermine]

agreed on that

it was nice

we still got time tho

who knows

[solar gorge]

flamboyant hat, slashed sleeves

[frosty herald]

konrad curze is dead right?

[solar gorge]

bright red

yeah

[wheat matrix]

yeah

[frosty herald]

good

[deft badge]

Yes

[wheat matrix]

he committed suicide via assassin

[solar gorge]

he's turbo dead

[heady rapids]

yeah the wep skins look good cause they're all bascially silver/white

[wheat matrix]

sanguinius could come back though!

[heady rapids]

looks good with gold

[frosty herald]

i would too if i was the primarch of the night lords

[wheat matrix]

[frosty herald]

dont let sanguinius come back

[frosty herald]

it would devalue 30k's ending

[wheat matrix]

I suspect the sanguinor is as close as we will get

[deft badge]

It would destroy the entirety of the blood angels symbolism tbh

[wheat matrix]

which is fine

yeah

[frosty herald]

dante is already the herald of sanguinius

[glad ermine]

MnS enjoyer

based

[wheat matrix]

I want him back, but it's not a good idea

[frosty herald]

like the closest imaginable thing you could get to him

[heady rapids]

i only run sword and mace on him tbh

[solar gorge]

i think they should chill with primarchs coming back

chill twin

[deft badge]

I want every dead primarch to stay dead

[wheat matrix]

i think theyre locked in

with them coming back ngl

[solar gorge]

yeah sadly

[deft badge]

Oh they are

[wheat matrix]

I assume russ will return soon

since afaik he went out for milk

[solar gorge]

probablmy

and that sucks

because space wolves deserver nothing

[deft badge]

I'm ngl

[frosty herald]

its a tie between vulkan dorn and jagathai khan

[solar gorge]

go wolf wurself u wulfin wolf

[deft badge]

My enjoyment of 40k went way up when I totally stopped caring about the imperium/marines and their daddys

[heady rapids]

i legit cant care less about any faction other than sm tbh

[wheat matrix]

I typically view it as more like, seperate stories

there's the uh "main" story

[solar gorge]

i like Guard, Tau, LoV in that order

[wheat matrix]

that's the imperium

[deft badge]

I'm sorry for you

[wheat matrix]

and there's the other factions going for their own stories

[heady rapids]

im good actually

everyuthing else bores me

[solar gorge]

sm bores me

[heady rapids]

probably necrons in the close 2nd

[deft badge]

How long have you been into warhammer?

[frosty herald]

its also funny that the lion returned considering the dark angels were feared by horus

[heady rapids]

like 10 years

[frosty herald]

or was that black templars

[heady rapids]

+-

[deft badge]

That's whack G

[heady rapids]

whats whack about it

[solar gorge]

u like sm

[heady rapids]

i do

[frosty herald]

mans can enjoy what he wants in the setting

[solar gorge]

now

naw

[deft badge]

Tbh I've never met someone who defaulted to SM for literally 10 years

[solar gorge]

he can't

[deft badge]

Nah you can enjoy what you like but only liking SM over a decade is wild to me

[heady rapids]

i dont see a problem

[deft badge]

They're just kinda boring

[heady rapids]

not to me

everything else is boring from my point of view

necrons are kinda cool tho but im not really interested in them as a whole

just some plotpoints

[deft badge]

Tbh the only time I really liked SM is in deathwatch

[heady rapids]

its also probably gonna be a shock for you that ultras are my top 3 enjoyed legion

[deft badge]

Nah

If you like SM for 10 years

I assume you also like UM

[glad ermine]

i miss when crimson fists were the poster standard

[deft badge]

Rogue Trader?

[heady rapids]

tho ive only had firsthand experience playing death guard

and thats it

[deft badge]

Thats not even the OG version of that image

[frosty herald]

comes with the first loyalist primarch returning

[heady rapids]

i love the fist detailing of them

wont lie

[frosty herald]

and the ultramarines are perfect

[heady rapids]

goes hard

[glad ermine]

it is not yeah. funny enough the OG version is also used as an album cover by Bolt Thrower

iirc

[solar gorge]

my fav faction is guard cuz mere mortal men, ppl say it's obnoxious but i don't car

[heady rapids]

whats obnoxious abt guard

lol

[solar gorge]

no

about the whole mere mortal men thing

[deft badge]

My favorite faction are Dark Eldar, because they're funny.

[heady rapids]

i still dont see it

whats your favorite sw faction chat

[solar gorge]

some ppl get pissed off at that cuz a lot of people like empire in fantasy and guard for that reason

[glad ermine]

god that album is so peak

[deft badge]

I do not like Bolt Thrower's music tbh

[heady rapids]

whyd you take into account opinions of people that get pissed over someone else liking things

[solar gorge]

i don't

[glad ermine]

really? how come

[solar gorge]

i'm just saying they do

[vast basin]

Liking empire is fine, it's the French that are hated

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-tole-tole-vro-vro-arrested-locked-up-gif-9888108374211703594

[deft badge]

Boring generic metal sound tbh

[solar gorge]

u know what u should do

[heady rapids]

whar

[glad ermine]

while i agree that they are more on the "standard" format, i'd still say that some albums in particular have very good instrumentals, adding interest to their music. but thas just me though i get not liking them

[solar gorge]

boot up tww3, play a dwarf campaign while listening to windrose

[heady rapids]

but then id have to play tww3

[solar gorge]

yeah

awsme

[deft badge]

I like the empire in fantasy tbh

Mainly cause they're Renaissance era

[glad ermine]

https://youtu.be/ZLasol5mkbc?si=3Ia6mJAevmBxBojw

[deft badge]

And I think that's neat

[solar gorge]

yeah

[glad ermine]

Fantasy is p peak

[heady rapids]

fantasy is really nice

i dont have the same excitement over aos tho

[solar gorge]

it's so cool to see a fantasy setting picking that era for visual reference

it's not common

[wheat matrix]

man the old fucking

the old helmets are so much better

ngl

i fucking hate the new ones

[deft badge]

I don't like the world feel of AoS

[wheat matrix]

they take away what made the space marine helmets so good

[glad ermine]

@heady rapids base markus also looks really good to me tbh. love the design

[wheat matrix]

that angry expressioin

[deft badge]

Fantasy was a tangible world with land borders and feeling

[heady rapids]

it feels too artificial

[glad ermine]

i am nr.1 primaris hater

[deft badge]

I agree

[heady rapids]

i really dont like the helmets on bh they pisssss meeee offfff

[wheat matrix]

I just hate the new armour, primaris as a marine type is... whatever

[heady rapids]

but that looks cool yeah

[solar gorge]

i'd say it's just that AoS is more high fantasy than wfb

[glad ermine]

lolol fair

[carmine lance]

Same, it’s a very nice breath of fresh air for a fantasy genre

[solar gorge]

wfb was made by history dweebs

[heady rapids]

like theres nothing good actually

let me boot up the game

[solar gorge]

(also racists)

[glad ermine]

🗿

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-warhammer-40k-secret-level-warhammer-40k-space-marines-eliud-gifs-warhammer-40k-titus-gif-7300887819463264420

Its peak

[glad ermine]

bleak, more like

[wheat matrix]

old proportions are so much better ngl

[heady rapids]

had to degnomify your marines

sorry

[carmine lance]

Primaris marines really are just gw getting people to rebuy their space marine armies

[deft badge]

They had to sell SM to SM players somehow

[heady rapids]

they look like people now

[solar gorge]

idk why ppl hate the primaris helmet tthat much tbh

[wheat matrix]

yeah fr

[solar gorge]

i get yu miuss the angry face

[wheat matrix]

I mean it's a decent helmet, but that angry expression on the old marine helmets was iconic and important

now the helemts just look generic and dull

[solar gorge]

but it still looks good

and now marines have decent proportions too

[glad ermine]

I actually didn't hate centurions either.

[deft badge]

Tbh marines had decent proportions before primaris

Deathwatch vets

NuCSM

They didn't need to primarisify them if they only needed mew proportions

[heady rapids]

old and new proportions are like the 5 11 6 0 memes

[wheat matrix]

the proportions were part of it imo

I liked how it all felt a little bit off

[heady rapids]

he looks like a grandma here

ugh

[glad ermine]

i love them. as a local gymbro, that's just the dream physique

one day

i just need to up the cycle

[solar gorge]

urgh

[heady rapids]

well you got space king soooooo.....

[glad ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-piano-whey-protein-be-yourself-be-unique-gif-10137948

[solar gorge]

i have to go to church today

[heady rapids]

why

[solar gorge]

i promised

family time

[deft badge]

Sucker

[heady rapids]

i mean this closed one looks the best to me but THATS IT

i dont like any of the others

[solar gorge]

i have to drive 2 hours too

[glad ermine]

i hate how flashgitz as a whole is blowing meme lore even further but space king's marine design is comically fun

[deft badge]

I like the one with one eye hole

Thats the comet

[heady rapids]

this screams assassin to me

looks like a dumbass

[solar gorge]

i love cresus cristo...

[glad ermine]

i gotta get inquisitor martyr again. i miss playing as a crusader

[heady rapids]

ww1 french

[glad ermine]

fr*nch?!?!?

[heady rapids]

markus kruber lite

[solar gorge]

that's more of a british helmet but whtvr

[deft badge]

This one

Im not launching the game to screenshot it

[heady rapids]

i dont like it

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/saltz-saltzpyre-victor-vermintide-gif-24329006

[glad ermine]

elf detected

[frosty herald]

I wonder if salts ever gets referred to as a cyclops

[heady rapids]

he doesnt

[solar gorge]

they call him one eye all the time

[heady rapids]

^

[solar gorge]

but not a cyclop

[heady rapids]

he looks silly to me

ng l

this is actually hell

[glad ermine]

LMAO

ok

the body armour looks good

[heady rapids]

go get your pigmar chat

[glad ermine]

the helmet is

[solar gorge]

u haven't seen felix have u

[glad ermine]

something

[heady rapids]

felix is on a different saltz

since when is there a fish

[glad ermine]

you sir

are a fish.

[deft badge]

A couple of years now at least

[glad ermine]

:D

[glad ermine]

fav duo tbh

[heady rapids]

no fuck you

[glad ermine]

BRUUUH

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

[heady rapids]

@solar gorge i cant find it

or was it kruber

[deft badge]

Felix is Bardin iirc?

[deft badge]

Nah Gore is bardin

[solar gorge]

it's krub yeah

it looks so bad lmao

[deft badge]

No beard Kruber is cursed

[glad ermine]

GK premium skin

lolol

[heady rapids]

its so fucking stupid that they didnt give the gk skin a stache

where is it

[glad ermine]

the body is ok

but the helmet

i like using the gryphon GK helmet

[heady rapids]

its not a costume so

[glad ermine]

yes

[heady rapids]

yeah the achiev one

it;s god

good

[glad ermine]

though i personally

still love FK more

GK is more like

yer goin out on a parade

xd

[heady rapids]

do you have the feet skin on hm

[glad ermine]

why

you want to see it?

[heady rapids]

i think i rock the left one tho

they gave it for free last year

.

[glad ermine]

of course you have it

[heady rapids]

IT WAS FREE

EVERYONE HAS IT

[glad ermine]

they gave it for free

you didnt get it then

you bought it later

so you could stare at it all day

[heady rapids]

i got it for free last year

not true

[glad ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-gif-22710838

fact checked by tony soprano

go get me some gabagool

[heady rapids]

one of the best helmets ever

[solar gorge]

church time

https://tenor.com/view/alvin-alvin-boom-alvin-boom-dap-alvin-woody-alvin-boom-woody-gif-11125850849246370202

try not to sleep challenge

[heady rapids]

i was forced to go to church all the time when i was a kid

[solar gorge]

i owe them this, still could've said no

but same

[heady rapids]

so

backtracking to our previous convo

whats yalls favorite sw faction

[sterile stone]

@gray ice @olive raven @delicate shadow @deft badge @tame mirage @frosty herald @glad ermine @tepid sorrel @drowsy steppe Merry Christmas yah losers

[night magnet]

It was DA he feared. BT were still called Templar Brethren back then.

But I do think he knew the IF weren’t to be messed with either.

[wheat matrix]

ur a day early old man

[sterile stone]

A few of these people live a whole day ahead of me

[wheat matrix]

fair enough

[sterile stone]

Bampu lives in Kiwi land so I'm pretty sure it's the 25th there

And Mal is East Asian

[deft badge]

Merry christmas

[wheat matrix]

but yeah Merry christmas regardless

[frosty herald]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[glad ermine]

merry christmas 🎊 🥳

ceremonial christmas eve arm day today

even jolly, i still serve

[sullen forge]

Wageslaving on Eve as the American dream demands it

[heady rapids]

jolly

[sullen forge]

Every old person ever showed up for like 2 hours straight bro

Non stop activity

[heady rapids]

govt agents sent in to torture you

why do i see a sudden influx in ork racism

[deft badge]

The shit that pisses me off is when youre open on holidays and some dumbass customer goes "oh why are you open, it's X holiday"

You motherfucker

If you didn't feel compelled to be here rn I could be at home

But here we both are

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/KampfmitKette/status/2003523741972856847

Kein Mensch Kein Tier (@KampfmitKette)

EXCLUSIVE: The US Army has started the development of the new M1000 Trump Main Battle Tank. It will be the largest, biggest and bestest Tank in the World.

X · Dec 23, 2025, 5:50 PM

mgs v plot

[median wedge]

So I'm having a lot of fun with Zealot but not really understanding the point of the class

[deft badge]

You're having fun

That's the point

[glad ermine]

Training bloated after christmas eve feast is making me see god today

Worth it though

[heady rapids]

you look like a baguette

[median wedge]

I'm playing eviscerator with a boltgun rn, what I'm trying to do rn is dashing into melee and trying to activate my sword so I can pick out maulers, bulwarks etc.

[glad ermine]

I know

[median wedge]

But I feel like way too many times I'll pick off the specials then eat my whole healthbar because I don't have enough horde clear to get back out

[glad ermine]

I will get this big one day

Just you wait

[median wedge]

But if I hold back and let it come to me then the ogryns and psykers get them instead

Do I just need more talents to do more damage or am I just playing the class wrong

[glad ermine]

I mean, classes in general don't feel that good until you can max out your talent tree and can afford to gamble the correct dump stat of weps + buy perks n blessings, but this is universal

[drowsy steppe]

aayy merry christmas my favorite Texan

[glad ermine]

Zealot simply kills everything and deals with annoying specials either via ranged weps lile bistol or throwing knives if yer picking the op flamer

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-merry-christmas-merry-christmas-funny-merrychristmas-happy-holidays-gif-3913261940377549736

[deft badge]

Do you know other Texans?

[glad ermine]

Knives also cancel pull out animations on stuff like bolters

[tranquil bone]

Halfway balanced class VS power creep

[drowsy steppe]

yeah but not as friendly

[tranquil bone]

I love ogryn but the rework went too far and made them goofy af

[glad ermine]

This is why you play martyr zealot and show the fancy dlc classes what damage looks like

[heady rapids]

ifr you dont get matched up wit hscum

that is

[median wedge]

Oh is Ogryn just really strong

[lapis cave]

I always thank people for working the holidays. I'm sure some of them are there to avoid the holiday or because of holiday pay. Still

[tranquil bone]

And psyker has always had brain off spam builds that just kill everything

[median wedge]

Cause I switched from Ogryn and I don't really see an advantage for Zealot outside of just looking cooler in melee

[carmine falcon]

why are le elitist anime memes making a come bakc 😭

[deft badge]

Tbh I will always take working on holidays if given the opportunity

[carmine falcon]

i remember those from like 7 years ago lmao

crazy nutjobs shitting on anyone not liking my le shounen

[heady rapids]

nah this is a modern never before used meme template

look it even says

unc slop

[carmine falcon]

real twin

i think we need to mass murder gen z

[lapis cave]

pf, you are obviously not playing enough DT

[glad ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-gif-22876087

[wheat matrix]

yeah that's so fucking stupid when people do that

[heady rapids]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2003214603950653582

Valk 🪽❄️ (@decayingnorth)

https://t.co/EIV1fKlhXM

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[lapis cave]

triceps should only get any development levering yourself out of an office chair two or three times daily max

[glad ermine]

Ahgahah

I have shit in my room to randomly train when i get roid rage

[lapis cave]

hahahahaha the best cope for a bad match

[glad ermine]

Example a

[lapis cave]

that explains your deltoids

[deft badge]

Idm working the holiday but like, use your brain for a half second man.

[glad ermine]

I've been working out for a long time tbh

[wheat matrix]

yeah

[glad ermine]

Its more like

Attrition

Rather than me being smart or strict or anything

[lapis cave]

I haven't worked out in months, but I always had issues developing my delts

[glad ermine]

I train old school tbh

[lapis cave]

(plus no protein loading or supps)

[glad ermine]

Rear delt flys on the bench sitting down

Lateral raises

Shoulder press

Done

As for food

I dont do supplements either

But i do eat a lot

Like, a lot

Though healthy not bs

Queue bodybuilder meme

Bucket of rice, chicken and vegetables

Also last year i discovered i cant be the shredded guy so thats why now i just bearmaxx

Got to low bf%

Felt like shit

No libido

[heady rapids]

we actualyl live in a simulation

[glad ermine]

No will to live

So yeah

Adapt to your body

[visual stream]

All it takes is a few really cool secret service members

All it takes is a few secret service members who aren't fucking chuds

[median steeple]

we already had some cool FBI/DOJ people with the files

we need more

[visual stream]

With the bad redaction job, from what I hear

[median steeple]

yeah that shit is 100% intentional

[visual stream]

Unsure if incompetence or malicious compliance

It couldn't even have been just one person who did it either considering how many files there are

[gray ice]

Merry Christmas to my favorite keebler elf

[median steeple]

the 7 freethems

[heady rapids]

im gonna lose it

[void bison]

Christmas eve retail work

I wonder what the dumbest moment of the day will be

[wet wolf]

Oo that sounds fun

[elfin thorn]

wow rotten armor sucks

[deft badge]

Yes.

[elfin thorn]

truly is jover for thammer city

[carmine falcon]

nooooooopooooooo

meme ruined

[wet wolf]

No, that’s what he wants

[void bison]

he wont edit a picture into him plowing a couch with nuts showing

[elfin thorn]

i just swapped from headtaker to slaughterer to give it a spin, but im swapping right back to headtaker since the one shots ain't guaranteed anymore 😂

[void bison]

fucking coward

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/noelle-holiday-noelle-holiday-dance-ramattra-overwatch-ramattra-overwatch-dance-ramattra-overwatch-noelle-holiday-gif-930814868505161429

[heady rapids]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2003845206836466149

the festive penguin moss *ੈ✩🦭🐧🦫𓏲.𖥔 ݁ ˖ (@mossy...

just remember if you don’t like your presents this year this is who you’re getting mad at……

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[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-kiss-me-kiss-me-under-the-mistletoe-kiss-me-under-the-missile-toad-missile-toad-gif-24006276

[elfin thorn]

noelle gaming

[median steeple]

it crimis

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

Fucking kill me bro

I’ve already had interesting people within the first hour

[wheat matrix]

It’s very shit

Imo rotten armour is the most loadout restrictive modifier too

[void bison]

does your store close early at least

[wheat matrix]

U NEED something that hits Cara super hard

[void bison]

I cant wait until 6pm when theres still cars showing up that get to be turned away

[sullen forge]

8-4

[carmine falcon]

errrmmm no? its a skill ceiling and maybe u dont hang!! wacking a crusher 20 times is a skill check duh

[heady rapids]

four arbties mauls

[void bison]

at 4 do you guys get to throw rocks at customers

[sullen forge]

I fucking better be allowed too

[frosty herald]

Hehe christmas

[elfin thorn]

yeah

would want something bursty to try to strip the dr buff for everyone or just get smth with high dps

at least shroudfield pretty much ignores rotten armor if you hit the head and/or flank, though i dont like the idea of shifting threat or not frontlining

[carmine falcon]

4 shroundfielders shroundfielding

new meta

wait

[elfin thorn]

4 krak vets vs 4 shroudfield enjoyers

[carmine falcon]

if 4 shroundfielders shroundfieldeded at once who's gonna get aggro dumped

[elfin thorn]

survival of the fittest 🧠

[carmine falcon]

someone needs to test it

what happens to enemy ai if 4 mfs vanished

[plush estuary]

Someone posted it, martry shroud Thanmer can't 1 shot rotten crushers

[elfin thorn]

whoever doesn't have master-crafted shroudfield on is who gets aggro, which loops back to survival of the fittest

[glad ermine]

As fotf enjoyer, what is this

https://tenor.com/view/stare-gif-14461407771041848368

[carmine falcon]

ok new meta
4 shroundfielders shroundfielding BUT they alternate using it by communicating and only ulting 1 by 1 exploiting the period where the mobs stop doing anything

[elfin thorn]

it's so over

nevermind im sobbing

[deft badge]

With the 2 extra missing wounds iirc

[carmine falcon]

actually trolled

crazy work

[heady rapids]

oh no

my breakpoints

[deft badge]

Still one shots H40 bosses btw

[glad ermine]

I mean, at max stacks + some form of active damage buff you are bound to have in fights you'll always be one shotting the things regardless tbf

[elfin thorn]

maybe with some extra dmg from headtaker or sustained assault talent it could

not that hard to upkeep, but the state of things we're in. wow

[deft badge]

Idk, I'm not the guy who tested it tbh

[elfin thorn]

yeah

[wheat matrix]

with extra wounds

either way

it's fucking ridiculous

[elfin thorn]

idk at what rank you can one tap

24 was what i was testing b4 i crashed lol

[acoustic dune]

Ey chat

[acoustic dune]

I like chorus

Only bc it's the first thing I use

And wish it get better node

[visual stream]

Fatshark give me another ten buffs to thunder hammers inmediately

The poster child of breakpoints is suffering

[sullen forge]

This joke is going over my head isn’t it

I’m staring at the 3 stacks wondering why the fuck

They don’t have more wounds

Lmao

[sullen forge]

Oh that’s comical

[wheat matrix]

max damage class, max damage per hit setup

doesn't oneshot

?????

[sullen forge]

You will hit the crusher multiple times and you will be happy

[frosty herald]

this is genuinely fucked

[sullen forge]

No no it’s fine

[wheat matrix]

yeah i mean

thammer has big recoil after the hit too

[frosty herald]

with that amount of setup it should be a kill

[wheat matrix]

yeah exactly

pretty sure if that were a plogryn it would be

[frosty herald]

rotten armor is just a dogshit mutation

[sullen forge]

It’s not like rotten armor is ass in general or anything

[frosty herald]

even with shroud its not a guaranteed backstab

[sullen forge]

Reminder that is only 1

They will be spammed out

A shit ton

[elfin thorn]

the congaline of green rapidly approaching

[wheat matrix]

then u get into the other fun bits

like visibility and framerate

[frosty herald]

i genuinely wonder what fatshark were thinking to apply the rotten armor DR to melee too

[tame sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/230805863663796226/1451581719340908727/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_2025.12.19_-_08.27.08.11.mp4?ex=694d49d2&is=694bf852&hm=dce0011fa0a48a29301914f517a683ac4cc7cb53d93998764278e1238186ec3e&

[sullen forge]

Reminder

You can roll Rotten + Blighted

[median steeple]

ngl I would be fine with rotten armour if it didn't attack my pc

[sullen forge]

Deadass considering skipping this season

I love Havoc but bro

This is not it

[wheat matrix]

yep.

[deft badge]

I'm running desperado needle pistol

[wheat matrix]

cant even do 10k to a rotten crusher

[wheat matrix]

are u running any tonight or nah

[frosty herald]

rotten stims might be worse

[tame sluice]

I'd simply crate

[deft badge]

I don't know rn tbh

[sullen forge]

Two of the worst modifiers holding hands making sure you will have a miserable time

[deft badge]

I have a work thing later and after that I might just drink margs to feel anything and sleep

[wheat matrix]

fair enough

what does blighted actually do

ive seen it like once

and didnt really notice it

[deft badge]

Makes the floor lava

[heady rapids]

different effects

[wheat matrix]

wait

[heady rapids]

has its own anims too

[wheat matrix]

is that not blighted stims

[heady rapids]

it is

[wheat matrix]

oh i know blighted then

idk why i confused it

yeah that's aids

cant wait for some shit like blighted rotten tox gas

[tame mirage]

:D

yea its like 7:30am

25th

CMERRY CHRISRCTTMASS

[elfin thorn]

what would be worse? green stim for double hp or the dmg reduction from blue stim?

[frosty herald]

Green stim

20k HP crusher with 60% melee damage resistance

[sullen forge]

Blight spreads is the green goop on death that’s basically

Beast of Nurgle slime x5

[plush estuary]

Blue

[elfin thorn]

true

hate that modifier so much

[frosty herald]

I never found blight spreads that bad in havoc 1.0

[wheat matrix]

idk why havoc is full of such unfun modifiers

[plush estuary]

60% Dr probably maths out to be more EHP then 2x hp

[frosty herald]

Fundamentally unfun mode

[wheat matrix]

it's a fun mode

[plush estuary]

Red really is the only engaging fair modifier

[sullen forge]

I want to play Melee in the melee game

[wheat matrix]

if you get decent mods

[sullen forge]

Not sit and wait

[wheat matrix]

there's just a LOT of fucking awful mods

[wheat matrix]

?

[plush estuary]

They like chainsword

I think

[frosty herald]

Mk15 evis would be a oneshot

[elfin thorn]

iirc shroudfield doesn't work with chain weapons

[flint sable]

They were complaining about the THammer not one shoting the crusher

[tame sluice]

have you tried using the good eviscerator

[carmine falcon]

the stealthiest weapon type

a loud ass chainsaw

[plush estuary]

A rot armor H40 one

Not a basic auirc one

[deft badge]

I love finding out there's new nvidia drivers cause DT starts running like shit off the bat vs 3 games in

[frosty herald]

Rotten armor

[plush estuary]

10k hp with 90% dr

[frosty herald]

Isnt it 60%

[plush estuary]

That's blue stim

[olive raven]

merry Christmas I’m eating fuckin duck and got 450$

[carmine falcon]

hammer's entire schtick is 1 tapping things

[flint sable]

how do you test havoc in the meat grinder?

[plush estuary]

Mods

[deft badge]

Mods

[frosty herald]

Solo mode mod

[tame sluice]

blue stim is still the worst stim even with the CC immunity being given to the red stim

[sullen forge]

If it cannot 1 tap elites it’s dookie

[tame sluice]

god knows what that one even does other than CC immuity

[sullen forge]

Bosses I don’t like that

But elites idgaf

[tame sluice]

real "why the fuck is this traitor guardsman not dying" energy

[elfin thorn]

crusher hp in hav 40 is 10k right?

[heady rapids]

should be 40k hp imo

its wh40k

[median steeple]

40 thousands

[heady rapids]

no sans

scram

[median steeple]

finger has refused to move over the past 2 days

so a lot of my words has edned with one letter

[hexed igloo]

The most peak lamia

[heady rapids]

kid named refused to move

[median steeple]

I typed "I lose all hoe"

earlier

[heady rapids]

NOOOOOOOOO

[median steeple]

speaking of sand

I do miss the beach

[elfin thorn]

damn

[frosty herald]

Tertum beach

[median steeple]

suicide

[hexed igloo]

The beach fucking sucks man

[median steeple]

beach that makes you old

[hexed igloo]

Lemme go get a bunch of sand in my asscrack let's go

[median steeple]

shit I shoul buy the new relic blade skin

Fucking

FINGE

RAAAAAAAAAH

[hexed igloo]

Finge

[heady rapids]

5 bobux

[median steeple]

my pointer finger just doesn't respond

[wheat matrix]

i believe so

[elfin thorn]

heavy evis with the strikedown heavies almost to one taps crusher on head with fotf ult, but it is miserable when you dont have 100% rend

[wheat matrix]

is that a rotten armour crusher

[hexed igloo]

Bros old man typing?

[wheat matrix]

or a regular crusher?

[median steeple]

nervous system exploding

https://fxtwitter.com/reigobun/status/2003865731700769246?s=20

reigo ⭐️ (@reigobun)

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[elfin thorn]

far as i know rotten armor adds dr not health, and makes them slightly slower movement speed wise

[elfin thorn]

so cute

[wheat matrix]

dr makes them harder to oneshot

so if it's not oneshotting a regular one

it's going to tickle a rotten one

[elfin thorn]

ya

[heady rapids]

studies have shown

[median steeple]

studious

stupid

[frosty herald]

El stupido

[median steeple]

interesting

[frosty herald]

Conjo

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skeleton-standing-dead-dead-server-dead-chat-gif-22383153

[elfin thorn]

wouldn't it be roughly 20k hp with a 75% dr for green stim?
i dunno if blue stim dr would add on to rotten armor dr but it would be like 90% dr i think for 90% hp

trying to touch base cuz im curious enough to try to calculate it

[sullen forge]

I mean it is pretty cool

[sullen forge]

I live in a shithole

I hate it here!

[elfin thorn]

wait crushers have 10k hp, and rotten armor gives 75% dr above 90% hp. that effective health would be 40k

[median steeple]

the hammer

[elfin thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[median steeple]

hammers

[heady rapids]

40000 of them

even

[frosty herald]

i wish we got a relic blade skin with a thin blade

[plush estuary]

Unsure how it interacts with rot armor

[frosty herald]

probably in the worst way imaginable

[elfin thorn]

lol assuming blue stim stacks multiplicatively with rotten armor (did smth like .4*.25 to get .1 for 90% dr?), crusher above 90% hp would have 100k hp while green stim would have 80k

[frosty herald]

i just had a terrible idea

rotten armor the garden enroaches

[visual stream]

Do the custom weapon skins mod and just put a dueling sword over it

[sullen forge]

That was last season

[elfin thorn]

what third modifier would make that worse

[frosty herald]

didnt affect melee DR back then

[elfin thorn]

cant tell between ringing red bells or pox gas galore

[sullen forge]

Pox gas

Pox Gas (Tox Bomber Waves) to be specific

[carmine lance]

is steam being weird for anyone else rn

it's a black screen when i try to view anything that isn't my library

[sullen forge]

Restart your steam

[frosty herald]

might be a christmas ddos attack

or just so many jolly people giving gifts

[sullen forge]

It’s a crash that can happen also

[sullen forge]

Jolly gift of denying you anything

Very jolly

[sterile stone]

Never been a fan

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-zaza-when-you-outside-and-you-smell-that-jolly-when-you-outside-gif-3820226884395662380

[carmine lance]

https://tenor.com/view/buck-tooth-smiling-emoji-noelle-deltarune-buck-tooth-smiling-emoji-noelle-deltarune-noelle-gif-13421818394046721483

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/daioh-gif-3649139656490730180

[visual stream]

Bro slobberin all over his sheets

[zenith kindle]

Woke up to a white Christmas

[visual stream]

Do NOT have a sleepover with this guy

Soggy sheets..

[elfin thorn]

yeah steam is down

at least the servers

[carmine lance]

unfortunate

[elfin thorn]

either ddos or server overwhelm from christmas stuff

i looked up the error code E502 L3 and about 4 months ago i saw a handful of reddit posts with silksong in mention

i remember steam crashing when silksong released, so chances are it's a similar fate playing here lol

[carmine lance]

suffering from success

[elfin thorn]

as always

[frosty herald]

man im glad i dont have to metagame in wilds anymore

[heady rapids]

i have to metagame

[frosty herald]

gogmapocalypse and black eclipse

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tongue-shaking-gif-1214800249503457963

[heady rapids]

i dont need either of those

[plush estuary]

easy way to farm subs

just do HM twins

[worn mauve]

How does shock and awe work? Can you explain hitmass in easy way? Merry christmas karkers 😂

[delicate shadow]

Merry christmas lad

[plush estuary]

You can find how things are with no bias by looking for Kuli on steam guides

[worn mauve]

Thank you kind soul

[plush estuary]

and more info is found in the pins for other stuff

[olive raven]

Lowkey I ain’t either, I’m going vegetarian

[hexed igloo]

Merry Christmas og

[heady rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HqxXgUDxqA

[hexed igloo]

Rate the Christmas breakfast

Pan ache

[faint agate]

peak

[delicate shadow]

merry christmas m80

[frosty herald]

@copper hawk merry christmas!!!

[full nebula]

all my homies love consumerism

[heady rapids]

this fuckass game

[delicate shadow]

brother better be carrying with a name like that

[hexed igloo]

Destroyed 4 eggs 4 bacon 8 pancakes in 10 flat

Took 3 times as long to cook em

[copper hawk]

@solar gorge

we r so back..

[carmine lance]

I should pick up vs

[heady rapids]

@solar gorge see?

https://x.com/flibbier/status/2003872003678408739

Flib (@flibbier)

I know I’m ugly because I’m a girl and I pay for my own discord nitro

X · Dec 24, 2025, 4:54 PM

[carmine lance]

Pfft

[heady rapids]

lambda is trying to ge ta group together fyi

[carmine lance]

I see

Idk how consistently I could play it

But I enjoy group activities

[glossy nimbus]

Fuck you making me hungry

[glad ermine]

Fatass (nice)

I ate

Rice and chicken

With rice and chicken

And more rice and more chicken

https://tenor.com/view/wmster-white-monster-energy-drink-monster-energy-gif-16051569233120380956