#zealot-class
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mandated edict: 3 hours spent in the same cell as scarred battle-brother Chrisanius Chandler
of the Emperor's Children
Would you rather kiss nurgle or slanesh
what kind of question is that
you get STDs either way
nurgle
I'd rather kiss your father
kharn.
You would rather kiss my father then me
Well yeah it's not gay if you're kissing a straight guy
Chat
I am gonna kick the lad in the balls
heretic.
Blasphemer
THE GAME?
@wheat matrix we are cooked
Blasphemous 2 - Second Son
HE HAS BONESAW
FUCK FUCK FUCK
ABORT ABORT
bonesaw needle pistol
hoooly fuck it's so cooked
You don't get it he has to nerf himself so you guys can get a few kills
If he was using shivs you guys wouldn't have anything to kill man
He's doin yall a favor
neat
A story in 2 images
well at least he pushed with me
unlike the vet from earlier
who'd spend 10 years in 1 room
i just got beaten to death in a corner with literally no way to get out
no that was just unlucky director moment
kill.
Tituth
Teethuth
wooooom fsshsfhshhoooooom
Those health bars are so fuck
hmm yes I love white lines across my screen that are ineligible 90% of the time
no ai posts plz
really isnt an issue normally
Heroin
Just got the Eviscerator and Bolt Pistol after playing Ogryn
Yeah it's the Zealot life for me
I have some sulphur, so I just need some saltpetre after i get my coal
Anyone got a good build to recommend for those weapons ?
It's not optimized and it's just what I use but
There's I think 3 spare points with this use em on whatever
My damage is still fairly low I feel but I'm chalking that up to no talents
Uh
Dont use that build
I shall showeth u one
For normal gameplay since aurics r fairly easy
Use sav sweep and rampage
where did u find this picture of me
p strike = poop strike
Wat
IJ has the highest consistent damage with the least investment and works excellently w the evis
A heavy weapon w 4 dodges and slow swing speed
Shred is for IoD
Drop IoD for the weakspot cdr if u take sav sweep and ramp
For normal gameplay
Thiz
Shred isnt rlly enough to proc pstrike
So i take rampage
Shred and pstrike for havoc
LOL
Understandable I've never used someone else's build
I put together what looks good and say fuck it

What does that mean ?
use savage sweep and rampage blessings
Also is there anywhere I can look up what the best melee combo for each weapon is
loading back in
I know like the MK3 bully club has a really good push>light> heavy combo for single target but idk how the eviscerator works
Heavy light light light light repeat
For horde
Heavy light light pa
Repeat
Horde
Single target just rev and heavy, aim for head, spam heavies (armored), or rev heavy and a light
Heavy 1 on the evis is unique in that it starts faster at the beginning of a chain
It's slower in the middle of a chain
I get the feeling they're a duo for some reason
I thought u hatethed tf2 ainz
Ihaveboobs is fs a guy
Demo? Yeah bro has DDs
Ihavebombs
Watch AUUEUGGHH by DirtyBlondeMedic and millions of other Roblox videos on Medal. #roblox, #gutsblackpowder
I got unconsentually crowd surfed
ITS CRIMAA
I knew this looked familiar
It's the Mindsomething warioware game but Noelle
@solar gorge crash
LMFAO
Noelling
rotten armour
no more needs to be said
i love a billion fucking crushers with 60% dr
with scab ragers mixed in
im sorting my vet out asap
so i can play into rotten with it
Rotten armour, bring a psyker!
great way to make +infested useful
but no
we're gonna make another dogshit modifier instead
why would infested matter?
cause they're rotten
it's logical
if you changed their adms and made infested actually unique
Waaat building around modifiers in a cool Way
Noooh
Not in my gnarptide
Most we can Do is More Goop
corruption resist is alr useful in havoc
idk
Give rotten armor enemies portruding flesh that counts as infested and bypasses the DR
if it jujst made them infested armour type
that would be one thing
yeah something to play around it
give them super resistance to not headshots or something
Like guts having out a tumor sticking out the head or exposed armor on the sides
dont just make it "more scabs, tougher scabs, get fucked"
We already have the parasite enemies which are visually unique with tentacles
Hey guys, if I wanted squeeze in Blinded by Blood and Scourge for this piety evis build... What would two points would you drop?
i got recently
what is this
rotten armour tox gas goo
this feels
No matter what it is, it's not worth 3 points alone
On kill or sumfin
weakspot kill
ah
Its 15% damage resist on weakspot kill
Just get scourge and bleed DR
Fairs. I just switched from an IJ build, so still had it
i didn't quit btw i crashed
Well if thats the case that frees me up with an extra point on top.
nw
others left
yeah i have this
which has one extra point to go wherever
What ranged are you using?
Bolter at the mo
take the stamina damage node
Can do Anoint for even better magdumping
Both gud
Trying to find the stam damage node
in the crit stuff
Ah im using the XV Evis
time to swap
Every other week I ask, and the other mk gets reccomended haha
both work
we can, it's 25 tho
Was it the mk3 that has the cooler moveset?
Ah with Desperation right
i would rather kill myself
kewl
let's try to do someone else's if we can
yeah that's a good idea LMFAO
MkXV is the simple one, swings on lights, strikes on heavy. Mkiii has more steps to it
u can just say 15 and 3
I'll give it another whirl
i could
Not much diff, is what its called
it's less clicks
REAL
chud nation wya ✊
i'm such a fat fucking chud
My coworker got an insane playlist bruh
Mr Brightside > Here Comes the Sun > Can't Stop (chili peppers)
sounds normal
Who the hell listens to the beatles
I just sanitized my hands and then noticed a bit of food was stuck in my tooth
can't get it with tongue
don't want chemicals in my mouth
Pull the tooth
I GOT IT
Kills self
Immolates myself like a Buddhist monk in front of Obesemegaladon hq
u should play when tong is back
I doin crimas stuff
it's cool and totally not a pain in m yass
LMFAO
I miiiight blay 1
The oomfs r all on vintagestory rn
I feel Terrible I have like no idea what 2 do
And they like
Built all this cool stuff
Like meow made like a bunch of forges n cellars and all this bee stuff
And im like
I can barely hunt
Otay
i need tong my bridge to expand the party
prio 1 ime
Idk how to make onr either
it will save u quern time
Is there like a guide
plenty's
That's my biggest issue w me n the game rn
i looked 1 up yt
very simple
Warning for the future i might genuinely crash out over nioh 1
The flow of the game or where to go next
do a nice windmill
Gogma phase 3 is balls
p3 is easy and cool
my chud son
The intro part of gogmazios is genuinely scary
Cause his theme has this really ominous noise
Gogmazios has arrived in #MHWilds, and here’s the Wilds version of his battle theme (both phases)
00:00 First Phase - Great Rasps of War (Wilds Version)
04:23 Second Phase - Wings of a Titan (Wilds Version)
Hear the intro and chase theme here: https://youtu.be/WWhWpcQEeGM
Hear the Chorus part (Elderbreake theme) here: https://youtu.be/IRCfN...
Can u send me a link 2 a guide or like
Hold my hand thru text
Is it possible to like
Make the shell n then like
Finish it off later
When we get the flax for the sails ?
Also is there like a good place and a bad place for windmills ?
We live in a flood plain ,, irl plains r very windy
Idk if that's modeled ingame
Don't bother it's just a cod deathmatch clone
what dont you like about it? i found it to be kinda boring and annoying chasing him around
but not unbearable
What are you on about
I still need to load up wilds to give gog a piece of my mind
It's just worse overwatch
You're gonna be beating it in vc alone boss
I remember having to churn out so much fucking grain when I played Vintage
There was a mod that let you make grain out of tree barks so I spammed that
I stopped playing VS once I got to the point of being able to make like chests n shit like it took so fucking long just to make a door that isn't some sticks tied together
Should be able to make planks with a flint axe
that's how we did it
Guide pls pls
the higher u go the better the wind
that's it basically
he's too fast and mobile there
Vintage Story windmill how to. In this guide, I show you how to build a simple windmill and a more complex build with a helve hammer.
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are you a squirrel or perhaps an elk
i literally used the first result on yt
and considering it's THE endgame farm monster it gets annoying very quickly
stop eating tree bark
i can't guide u personally i'm habocing
It's gotta be better than suffocating inside gore's wings tho right
its
idk
gore is small
this mf is big and his hitzones are head wingarms chest and tail
and he just constantly moves in p1
And the ices hard cliffs are smaller
best part is when the team mate stacking 50-60 fire resistance carts multiple times phase 1 tbh
The ls user trying to aurafarm the aoe blast and being turned into a hiroshima shadow
like
p2 is cool
p3 is a knowledge check and is very easy if you know what to do
p1 is a game of cat and mouse
im duoing with bots
Oh nono not rn
Srry u should've clarified
I mean in duh future
Ig suffer if you use any kinda heavy weapon lmao
randos are a detriment in this game
yeah ig
he spins around and you need either his wingarms or tail
and he's the size of like
That sucks I exclusively use the heavy weapons
3 zoh shias
genuinely
I like only use gs, swagaxe, gunlance
game is best solo, support hunters, or with friends
i don't mind
im running gunlance and switchaxe on him
i love talking about the games i love
gunlance doesnt care about hitzones with 2/3 ofr its damage output
give or take
so its FINE
generally
Thank god
swaxe if fucking annoying
If only the gls focus strike wasn't pure ass
legit just zsd spam at some point
even tho the optimal loop is now overhead strikes
he just moves around too much
I like combos so I save the zsd for when they're downed
/low rank that I want to just get through for the single fang I need
i need to make a cb build
even if just for p1
cause you can topple him a lot easier in p1 with saed
Imo cb is cool for the novelty but once the "damn buzzsaw axe" thing wears off its not particularly fun
CB in wilds is way worse than cb in world imo
hunting horn was top dps in some matchups in wilds at some point
and it now has hyper armor that's accessible out of neutral
finally lost the support stigma in wilds
one of the best weapon iterations of it for sure
I'm
i thought alien earth was good
it's pretty good for the most part
iirc
i was planning on watching
yeah I mean
i liked it
The second half of it was very good
ive seen a lot of peopel flame alien earth for the crew all being ufcking morons
u should watch aliens
Was mimimi zzz
it's the best movie
I need to watch things and stuff
yar
yeah i used to run this before
his hud
we have a request
🥹🥹
Too pure 4 this wretched world ,,
listen to the spy
Lambda is still full of whimsy ,,
whimsy in the big 25?
lmao
I hated worlds HH because it was so painfully slow
hh huh
Like bruh I be using the guts sword and fuck you mean a musical instrument is that much heavjer
i didn't play much spy but i'm getting better i think
You're always the best 
@solar gorge thanks fatshark
Tigrex as a gs user is painful
You get 5 hits in, he enrages, you spend 10 minutes kiting until he stops having a crashout
real shit
it tried to eat me twice, first time my krak stopped it
then it fucking went for it again and popped me out the map
Like bruh it's insane I can nohit ebony odo with gs and fucking nothing can be done about tigrex
Fuckass rock throw when you try heal
He's like 90% of the reason I picked up db too
mb the spirit of adolf hitler possessed a capcom employee while they were making the mhf2 roster
and they keep adding him back
ok at least you can do something about it in rise
Free food....
Easy to access in Winter.... 
Sure it gives barely any nutrition but it fills my tummy
The rest of iceborne is pretty good though the existence of tigrex docks like 2 points
Run around and eat berries
viper tobi kadachi
the crutch claw docks 2x whatever points u just gave it
real
crazy how it ruined EVERYTHING too
I forgot about that bastard
his quest didn't have carts
Erased his bitchass from my memory
Counterpoint - it's fun
counterpoint - they buffed every fucking monsters hp by like double to compensate for the fact they added it and it's fucking aids to be forced into using it on everything
it also presents a huge risk
because it requires u to hook on, possiibly multiple times to tenderise
and if you ignore it you shoot yourself in the foot cause you don't get good hitzones anymore
and they buffed ALL monster hp
to compensate
That shit is so incredibly inconsistent it's annoying as fuck
Some monsters could be doing loops and jumps and somersaults and you'll keep latches
Others will as much as walk and damage you
also wallbangs are so unbalanced
Well? Answer the question
I wonder what daemonhosts think when they get one tapped by a hammer boi
Well, they're sitting on the floor tweaking at work
exactly how people feel when they get shot in the head
counting or not counting daemon violence
well, I can tell you what's going through their head if you want
It's the hammer.
Do you mind not just spamming random reddit memes?
I pretty much only use the claw for wallbangs as an opener/when they're all tuckered out
Tenderizing is for cowards who think they'll fail the dpscheck
At least make em funny reddit memes
every fight is just the same no matter what monster it is
wallbang wallbang tenderise
get perma wex uptime
when wex wears off wallbang it twice again
bonus points if you're running a weapon that doesn't tenderise in 1 hit
and if u dont want to use tenderise u take longer
I liked the claw because it was stupid
I don't think I ever used wex lmao
I was all in on draw atks, earplugs, and speed eater
I had the consumption build cro
400 buff items consumed per hunt
Eating rations just to eat rations
Building sns is kinda sad you end up just doing perfect rush 4000 times
It is pretty fun tho
not in wilds...
hey the monster specialist mael on the auric board is still fun actually
you can perfect rush but you have a lot more options now
maybe there is hope
but idk what the current loop is
I like the mini-helmbreaker
just like back in the goold old days
something boring
ahh
Also sliding slash is comical
hop on monster specialist
u dont fw a whole ass plug posted in zealchat ? tsch.. baaaakaa.
Unlimited iframes
I've had people complain to me that they don't want to come here because of that stuff
People that would like zealot help
did you know that your biggest dps loop is focus strike on unopened wounds
troo
i've seen it
You don't even need iframes with the slide lmao it covers so much range you just slip out of range of everything
Next I can just report it
but also like such a funny statement
brain rupture
it reminds me of a video i saw of someone in vr chat running around and like
screaming at ppl followin them and u gotta think too
why not just block these ppl
Who comes to zelchat for help
i've got lotz of ppl blocked in here
Do you have me blocked pookie
quite a lot actually
yerp esp u
more in eu time
Damn
People would LIKE to come to zelchat for help
but it's such a cesspit half the time
i block weirdos cuz that's just what u do
From what I've seen pretty much every time someone asks for help someone immediately does
i alwayz try to answer questions if i know
it's not like if u go into a diff chat ur immune 2 the freaks
our general chat, our most popular chat, is almost 100% freaky
I pregnant man reacted myself accidentally with the new double tap react feature
fml
if they dont like the class chatz cuz some of them r freaky u might want 2 just
I've seen many a case where someone will pop in asking for a knife build mid-femboy conversation and someone will link it within a couple seconds
start blockin ppl
or leave the server cuz our whole gen chat is a freakstorm
in a pawrfect world ,, we would still have image perms in gen chat ,,
Newer players
That I find in other class chats or in vc
so far it feels like #2 place is between here and psyker chat
I have everyone blocked I'm just good at guessing at what's being talked about
You forgot arbites chat
it feels like they have too much of an edge
arbites chat has nothing going on in it
just the occasional racist post
Who doesn't love the racist badcop rp channel
vet is mostly actual information
I always saw him in vet chat
but he got in a fight with bandit here and they got both banned
What was bro pissing himself over
everything
idk man but vet chat was like
legit on suicide watch for the majority of the time it existed
My only complaints about the game in general is the lack of chain polearms
We got fucking laws
fucking laws?
Ok so you know how in blue lock (no you don't lmao) they have like these big teams
Bastard Munchen
Ubers
Barcha
PXG
Forgot the other one
Uh
Manshine City
Clearly based on the real life ones right
Barcha is Barcelona
Manshine is Manchester
Bastard is Bayern
PXG is PSG
But I was like
What the fuck is Ubers
It's Juventus
The only thing I know about blue lock is that they be taking soccer way too damn serious
any build for a relic blade zelot for auric ?
whats the best ranged weapon for zealot ? one for single target dps plz, ( and i guess for aoe its flamethrower ? )
For single target dps you ain't getting better than spearhead boltgun
If you want any form of mobility though shredder is nice
Unironically the memes is why I got into Blue Lock
On a Martyrdom relic blade build, do you skip Enduring Faith because its not a crit weapon?
Beware of the pipeline
What's your ability?
oki thanks !
I'd only ever skip on enduring faith if I was playing ogryn
My favorite meme is this one
and ogryn doesn't have that
😂
idk why ppl say zealot sucks now
ive been having a jolly ol time with new marty
Agripinna combat shotgun, Revolver, Bolter. For single target
I haven't played zealot for a really long time so just trying to figure out the RB build. I'm just running what Ainz has on his page.
recon is rly slept on esp with piety tbh
very low effort n versatile weapon n ofc u have knives for those specials gettin all up in ur grill
Counterpoint: recon is gross and stinky and used by losers
for a reason
1 to 1 it with las pistol
if you want burn stacks, las pistol does it better
mobility
unyielding damage
hip fire
we cant all aim like the terminator
the carpel tunnel?
which is fair
but if you can
it cant compare
What?
true but if i wanted to invest that much effort into ranged id be on psyker
No I mean like how is it relevant
n high rof guns tickle my neurons
I use bolter because why would I play a 40k game and not use a bolter
It's the 40k gun
Recon feels better because it blends your misses and hits together
Lasp if you miss it's joever
Also that body and limb shots may as well be misses xd
Happy holidays from the trenches!
is it 3x wound or 2x wound + 1 health for martyrdom
2 wound 1 toughness
so the 5th stack isnt that important?
2 wound curios max
5 stacks is max
There's a perk to give more wounds boss
2 base, + 2 from curio + 2 from talent
what about perks
Perks on what weapon
curios
Whatever you want tbh
I usually take shit like gunner resistance, toughness, stamina regen
stamina if you wanna try it out
revive speed and cdr are debatable often not useful
On my arby I have cdr on all 3 curios lmao have my 10s break the line go to 9s
its % decrease from base timer
Not even a little necessary but funny
so the shorter the ability the less value
Yeah ik it's pointless for me to have on
I need to go through my loadouts and start swapping stuff up for havoc ngl
iirc I run 3x toughness, 3x gunner, 3x rev.
Idk if it's worth I love revive maxxing
Triple revive seems overkill
Iirc I run 2x gunner res, 3x toughness, 2x stamina, 2x stamina regen
I miscounted something hang on
I'm sure it's diminishing returns but also ime the times a pickup fails is nearly always in like the last 10%
Meh pick one of the 2s and call it a 1 you'll probably be right
Won’t catch me DEAD playing without triple gunner resist
And risky revives are so much less so now
It's pretty much always worth to get them up no matter what is happening
If you time it right with 3x rev and the talent you can get people on their feet before the stagger pulse from chorus even wears off. It's hilarious
I know, I just can't stop 😔
Chorus so boring
Game so boring bro snoozefest
Havoc is good
Real game if you were wondering I did fuck up the year though
29 minutes and I still didn't understand how to play it lmao
I actually owned that game on my old steam account 😭
Real recognize real twin 🤝 🔥
Twin for my minecraft house do you think dark oak or mangrove for my ceiling
It's evil as hell looking blue copper n deepslate n shit
In that case mangrove
If I remember I'll screencap it later
The blue with the mangrove I feel would look good together
Yeah I'm already using a bunch of both mangrove and dark oak
Definitely send it when it’s done!
That’s fuckin sweet
“What build do you run?”
“Everything
“
Gonna be a while lmao it's a pretty decently sized underground area in the middle of a bunch of fucking underwater caves
instant accept
I need so many sea lanterns and so much copper
Fuck yea that sounds sweet
Why are copper grates so fucking expensive bro what do you mean 1 block per where's all the extra copper going
Crafting table surrounded by a mountain of copper shavings
i eated it
Mmmm cop or
Redline is so fucking peak
Speed should be depicted as everything stretching impossibly before launching
Honestly it kinda does if you’re on something quick enough
The first time I rode a hayabusa was an incredible experience, if you hit the throttle past like 110 it does that visual effect (not as extreme lol)
I forgot what it’s called but it’s a visual phenomenon
Yeah idk what it's called either
Too many pieces of media just blur it and call it a day
Speaking of the flash fucking sucks
Fuck motion blur I want motion stretch 🗣️
PSA:
Relic Blade users like feet.
what makes you say that lol
She’s a relic user
Didn't know I was a relic user damn
holy shit I really need somr sleep
I read that as genghis kirk for some reason
Legend 😭
it poisoned my mind that's the worst part
I was thinking about longfinger kirk today
the npc from fucking dark souls
@somber burrow


Yeag, i'm really sorry I blocked you tho, I was probably just bein petty or smthn
i want u to know that i think you are PERFECT and that i think you are one of the nicest people here
Having a girlfriend is so weird cos I can see two bugs on a leaf and go "us :3"
Aww thank u 
i do the same thing sometimes tbh. i unblocked paul bungryn the other day because we both realized we forgot why we blocked each other
Oh, fair, yeah I had Orcka blocked for a while because I thought he was kinda rude but then realised I was wrong
idk i don't like them
generally i'm like 95% right when blocking someone
Yeah I feel like i'm the same but I definitely do make mistakes. Probably more like 85% of the time tbh for me
Fair enough
(I've never blocked anyone)
I think I've only ever blocked one person here and it's cause I find them ungodly annoying
The fear in Paul's eyes makes me happy
I heard he owned it all in the interview afterwards
talkin with a broken jaw no less
but I didn't watch it, the tyson fight was disappointing enough
he spent a lot of the time on his knees
Me neither
Ignoring saves time and energy 
Pure joy in this man's face
I've never seen someone so jolly when beating a disabled person
I have everyone blocked but I always unblock them right as they're about to reaction check if I have them blocked
so they never can tell
this ones for the people
I honest to god think Tyson was throwing on purpose
Seeing that man in his training videos
He still moving like a monster
folks already saying it looked the same this fight too
otherdude threw no punches til round 6
boxing's always been rigged idk why anyone acts surprised
Combat sports are fun as fuck to participate in and rigged as fuck to watch ime
I'm just glad that shit heel got his jaw slacked
I see the way you look like...oh sorry I entered the wrong room, im gonna go back the way I came...as they all stare at you lol
saw a hive scum with the name Welfare-Warrior
anyone know which insignia this is and how to get it
Isnt that the atonement event that just rolled through or am I insane
That’s from the recent event vro

merp
if u missed it, welp there’s no way of getting it
I see your group...sus
ITS ABOUT THE METS
This man channeled the entire planet's hatred of that man
Into that punch
Bro's kids gonna be born slack jawed
Bro went "nah fuck the contract I'm laying this mf out"
i gave up on playing melee
and went back to merc
bear is really fun until you die to stuff you wouldn't die to as a ranged char
He was have you seen those contracts jp only fights people with a comical amount of clauses shit like no ko's
How's merc now?
To be fair tho Mike's legs were a bit unsteady he was wobblin
I havent played in awhile
Well atleast he got his milliones
Last time I played was pre leagues tbh
it's just that nobody plays him (which is fine by me)
Now hold on there fella
Mercs bossing was horrendous
What's that red tier item
I own his funny cool outfit
So i like to play him
My favorite part about jp getting laid the fuck out is that he most likely lost a bunch of brand deals n shit
That one punch to the jaw cost 2 people a few million
jolly
I didn't even think you fucked with PoE2 like that
so i just beat like the main goal of blue prince and ive decided the post game content and puzzles are not worth the hours of bashing my head against shit rng
I didnt know YOU fucked with poe2 like that
What's considered a sin for dogs
Many lifetimes ago
Who's dog Jesus
I was on a startup for gemling legionnaire
he scoots around on his butt sometimes
Then gave up once I saw the set up costs for a perfect gemling build
You'd have a better chance winning the fucking lottery than getting a full perfect roll gemling set back in the day
Absolutely gorgeous pic
Boy got the Eustace Bagg jaw
jake paul getting beat tf up was an early christmas present
evil red bulwark of no fun allowed
Bro punched the sonic rings outta his ass
LMAOOOOO
Maybe I DT hiatus and play PoE2 again
I want it
ngl the new league mechanic isn't that good
people are just farming the previous mechanic which went core

