such a cool game
#zealot-class
heady rapids
sterile stone
@drowsy steppe I'm so ready for dissapointment tomorrow
solar gorge
i liked evolve
sterile stone
Russian MMO about to give me depression when it gets abandonware'd 2 months from now
deft badge
i liked evolve
Evolve was goated
solar gorge
yeah it was
sterile stone
https://tenor.com/view/smiling-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-3555983607747631247
Ayeee it's my favorite alcoholic
zealous basin
sterile stone
I see you like max 5 times a year
zealous basin
i should play this crackhead class
sterile stone
yeah i dont play darktide and im employed
Don't lie to me
zealous basin
big fan of crack
heady rapids
0 good heists 0 good balancing choices
0 fun characters
0 fun guns
uhh
yeah
payday 3 baybeeeeeeeee
drowsy steppe
<@883670767643033653> I'm so ready for dissapointment tomorrow
pioner is it
sterile stone
Yep
solar gorge
That the long dark 2 is peak
doing the same for darkwood 2
solar gorge
<@641678788392124417> silksong dlc anmnounced
yeah i saw
solar gorge
skinwlr caine posted it earlier
sterile stone
Wait why?
heady rapids
cause the dev is a big nono r word man and made a deal with a shitty russian gaming platform that doesnt work and no one sane enough will use
sterile stone
I swear to god when I played EU servers
heady rapids
but then again you could just get a steam key elsewhere
sterile stone
It was only Russian players I met
heady rapids
but you can be happy for him
cause he probs got a lot of money from that deal
same thing happened with atomic heart
sterile stone
I mean I just like the game cause it's basically a pve focused stalker mmo
But the dev cycle has been so rough
visual stream
i liked evolve
My friend eternally malds that DBD won the asymmetric 1v4 genre over Evolve every time it gets brought up
sterile stone
And the CM has been less than open about the game
visual stream
It's a little sad but funny
sterile stone
Like we don't even know how much the game costs to buy in early access
And it releases tomorrow
carmine lance
Man, unironically every time I hear nightsider really anywhere, it just makes me really in the mood to play darktide lol
sterile stone
And their account
solar gorge
My friend eternally malds that DBD won the asymmetric 1v4 genre over Evolve ever...
i wish they'd do a reboot or remake or something
because the concept is still unique and interesting
sterile stone
How much is that in freedom dollars?
solar gorge
1499 p
visual stream
because the concept is still unique and interesting
Yeah I watched it on YouTube and it looked really fun but I never picked it up
median steeple
rubleh
visual stream
Used to watch monster PoVs
drowsy steppe
Man, unironically every time I hear nightsider really anywhere, it just makes me...
warp traveller too 
solar gorge
i played it at a friend's
and by that i mean i watched him play evolve in front of me
carmine lance
warp traveller too <a:NODDERS:1162203209385906298>
Genuinely part of why I love the carnival maps
median steeple
I still own evolve part 2 or w/e it's called
solar gorge
and byt the time i had a good pc it was dead and buried
visual stream
and by that i mean i watched him play evolve in front of me
Was he a controller hog
heady rapids
25 dollars for a mmo I may or may not get working.....
how much was tarkov
carmine lance
Like I already enjoy the aesthetics, probably my favorite maps for that. But the music on the carnival maps are truly peak
sterile stone
And the servers fucking died
drowsy steppe
Genuinely part of why I love the carnival maps
The Show must go on...
heady rapids
BUT I AT LEAST CAN BUY TARKOV ON STEAM HERE
solar gorge
they need to make evolve 3
sterile stone
solar gorge
same
heady rapids
@sterile stone im stupid btw its more like 15$
solar gorge
i have 800 tarkov hours
heady rapids
say what bruh
solar gorge
i do not recommend
visual stream
Too much
deft badge
I am genuinely so happy I never got into tarkov, I almost did when it came out
visual stream
Bad game
sterile stone
<@401737241115754527> im stupid btw its more like 15$
I'll buy it
solar gorge
this game is bait
drowsy steppe
escape from sloptown
solar gorge
u get baited into playing by ur friends
heady rapids
I'll buy it
its 15$ here idk what it's gonna be on other
solar gorge
and then u spend 200 hours of menuing
sterile stone
I dead ass told a dev, I'm not buying this game if it costs more than $20 it sucks too much in it's current state
heady rapids
reminder steam has regional pricing
violet hornet
it says a lot that I can't get a win on auric quickplay even with dodge in the state that it's in. Every quickplay match is atonement and the people still trying to farm it out at this point are certainly something
heady rapids
tarkov is 20$ here and 50$ in us
sterile stone
I mean it's not releasing in a full state.
It shouldn't be a full price or even 40
solar gorge
600 hours of arguing in vc about where the shots are coming from because ur in a fucking 4 stack and Tarkov in a 4 stack is miserable
heady rapids
well you'll learn that soon enough huh?
eager topaz
I guess I give up with other weapons, it's just knife and bolter for my middle tree zealot. 
sterile stone
15 for a vastly unfinished game filled to the cheeks with literal cheaters during the 1 week play test
Ain't so bad
heady rapids
600 hours of arguing in vc about where the shots are coming from because ur in a...
and you end up killing eachother
heady rapids
ik a friendgroup that play arena breakout these days
sterile stone
That's tarky baby
visual stream
Pay another $20 USD for a pve only mode
That was still the funniest shit they pulled bro
solar gorge
usually it was only 1 of us solo'ing the enemies while everyone was still figuring out were they even where
heady rapids
i have one crazy motherfucker
sterile stone
Nah
sterile stone
The unheard edition was by far
heady rapids
day 1 of release
sterile stone
The biggest troll
I know BSG are fucking happy they can let tarkov die now
They can finally work on the game they were using tarkov to fund
heady rapids
i used to play the game taht came before tarkov as a kid
carmine lance
I guess I give up with other weapons, it's just knife and bolter for my middle t...
I can send you my knife build if you want to do something that isn’t middle tree
heady rapids
contract wars..........
heady rapids
They can finally work on the game they were using tarkov to fund
they must all be billionaires by now surely
carmine lance
Or do you want to use relic blade or something
eager topaz
I can send you my knife build if you want to do something that isn’t middle tree
I use the uhhhh crusher for not middle tree, fury and piety
Most of the time I use middle tree so that I don't have to use my brain too much.
eager topaz
I've semi given up on Wilds cause the "endgame" relic system gets really annoying
carmine lance
I use the uhhhh crusher for not middle tree, fury and piety
I have a relic blade build that uses shroudfield but can work equally as well with fotf
eager topaz
It was in 4U but you weren't forced to engage with it.
carmine lance
Not sure if something like that is what you’re looking for, still uses martyrdom tho
solar gorge
@visual stream @median steeple @deft badge
median steeple
heady rapids
It was in 4U but you weren't forced to engage with it.
well you dont have to engage with it here either
solar gorge
happy arbamsmass
heady rapids
just gives you more build options
eager topaz
It wasn't in Generations that's why the game was peak
deft badge
<@277075201823604737> <@508465754832633896> <@144912738546614272>
Heard there's a computer in there now
eager topaz
And it was abandoned at the endgame of Iceborne with fatalis and the MR archdragons
carmine lance
https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-delta-rune-angry-undertale-noelle-gif-717131030...
Why is noelle deathly serious
carmine lance
How am I supposed to take her seriously with those buck teeth
solar gorge
winter challenge too
carmine lance
Lol
deft badge
Its only fun after you invest 100 hours and even then it's still a moba
I play it when my friends ask but idk if I'd ever play it if they didn't
heady rapids
solar gorge
we should play sometimes it's fun game
i'm just remaking all my builds since the latest balance patch wrecked everything
heady rapids
sorry
deft badge
i'm just remaking all my builds since the latest balance patch wrecked everythin...
I am not good at deadlock man
I don't really want to be good at it either tbh
obsidian prairie
@vagrant sky
deft badge
I'm like
heady rapids
what he means to say lambda is that he's too good for you
deft badge
Ritualist 2 iirc
deft badge
what he means to say lambda is that he's too good for you
No i literally throw if I'm not on Shiv tbh
solar gorge
it's the kind of game u can call urself good at after 2.5k hours at least
deft badge
118.1
solar gorge
ranks really don't matter until you reach high ascendant
deft badge
Lemme ask you something
Do you think gun characters are just like
At a plain advantage?
solar gorge
with latest patch i think so last time i checked
heady rapids
as opposed to ball characters?
deft badge
Nah as opposed to spirit or melee oriented characters
deft badge
with latest patch i think so last time i checked
I feel like the range+consistent damage is a major advantage a lot of the time
solar gorge
melee is still v good even compared to gun cuz u scale melee with weapon dmg too
deft badge
Especially post gun buffs
deft badge
melee is still v good even compared to gun cuz u scale melee with weapon dmg too
Ime melee falls off the better the lobby is
Like the enemy either can parry or they cant
And if they can you're in for a bad time
solar gorge
light and bait and since u still have very good weapon dmg u shoot too
there's no 100% pure melee
solar gorge
billy is giga strong rn and they will always light attack even at highelo
that's cuz of the kit that is true
but u still get melee items
deft badge
Yeah I was gonna say
Well his Q scales off melee iirc
It's classed as a heavy melee
solar gorge
abrams still build melee
deft badge
Abrams sucks man
solar gorge
he's highly rated
north sedge
legally distinct hellboy is good
deft badge
Lmfao
north sedge
i suck shit as him, but he's good
deft badge
"Yeah idk just make him blue"
I don't believe that
Like
His is imo the worst in game
north sedge
if you run into a good one he's just so hard to deal with
deft badge
And it feels like all he can do is Charge into Melee
I did have one be real funny and buy unstoppable so he couldn't be parried
deft badge
Ig
solar gorge
insane sustain, can guarantee a heavy punch for free
deft badge
Idk, I genuinely only like playing Shiv
I've tried every other character in that game
Except for like
Viktor cause I think you deserve die if you play Viktor
north sedge
viktor isn't as insane as he once was
deft badge
Its the fact hes so low input
He stands there with 2 hp bars and does damage for no skilled gameplay
deft badge
Frankly I'm not even sure that shot connected
glossy nimbus
How much longer will u be darktiding
glossy nimbus
idk why but in the mood for Dclaw and las gun
hehe yea
solar gorge
Idk, I genuinely only like playing Shiv
i think soon i'll try to one trick calico
because i've watched too much skeletonhoney
solar gorge
she's also a melee car
deft badge
Dash melee q ult reset dash melee q.
solar gorge
with a car
deft badge
I tried picking her up, not my thing
solar gorge
roaming the map in car form and assinating people is fun
insane mobility is always cool
deft badge
Thats Viper ime
Like some truly cracked mobility
Idk
Im like
Kinda just waiting till another character releases
That I'm sure I'll enjoy as much as the roster I've already tried
solar gorge
i need to play post buff vyper too that's true true
zinc talon
north sedge
there should be some characters coming like next month right?
visual stream
<@277075201823604737> <@508465754832633896> <@144912738546614272>
Update out?
solar gorge
small holiday update
no concrete content yet
that's been postponed to next month as dough said
visual stream
Ooo
carmine lance
chat
how do some people survive day to day
the people i encounter at this job really make me wonder that sometimes
someone knocked on the window of my booth, immediately tried to go through a locked door, tried to go through a one way gate, and after i told him how to leave, he said he was told to go to me to sign out, then immediately tried to fuck off
rough cape
Huh, I just realized, why does games lantern say revive speed perk for curios is 10 but it's 12 in game?
carmine lance
i'm trying to tell him i have no clue who he is, he did nothing to signify he was signing out, and to just use his words
he continued to keep trying to leave without giving me any details as to who im signing out
visual stream
Many people do not consider what others must do, only what they themselves must do
rough cape
Also how is all three revive speed curio with providence only 1.86 seconds?
That would be a 61% reduction so, 1.17 seconds
carmine lance
Many people do not consider what others must do, only what they themselves must ...
so true
also I'd like to mention the exit is directly in view when walking to my booth
with a big ol exit sign
you literally can not fucking miss it
real mountain
Also how is all three revive speed curio with providence only 1.86 seconds?
3 / (1+0.36+0.25) = 1.86
rough cape
3 / (1+0.36+0.25) = 1.86
I don't understand, where are you getting the "1" from?
It's 3 seconds
real mountain
3 is base duration divided by buff values. 1 is base value for additive buffs. code reference for revive speed calculation: https://github.com/Aussiemon/Darktide-Source-Code/blob/3bce3a493fce51ef241423490b28a41cfdeca342/scripts/extension_systems/interaction/interactor_extension.lua#L153
rough cape
Wtf, there's barely any ways to reduce revive speed
That's so stupid, I'm not wasting a talent point for -0.34 seconds
Only use is honestly probably the assist stuff, no wonder people wanted it to do that too so much
deft badge
Bob Munden, genetic freak
zinc talon
I think I've seen a video of this guy but it was forever ago
I just vaguely remember the hat and the gut
and silly fast shooting
signal spoke
zinc talon
he wears that glove to stop the powder burning his hands cuz he was so quick the barrel wouldn't seal, or something
zinc talon
the instant you said that I got that weird echoey screech
why
what purpose did that serve
zinc talon
that first shot, christ
deft badge
Yup
zinc talon
the camera didn't even capture it
deft badge
Wait till you see the balloons
zinc talon
he shot between the frames
deft badge
He was fast man
zinc talon
impressive
really impressive
here I thought red dead was just video-gaming some of the fast draws
south prism
@acoustic dune
zinc talon
naw, it's that fast if you're good enough
deft badge
He wasnt just good enough
He had an extra tendon in his hands iirc
He was genetically predisposed to doing this
deft badge
Aye, freak of nature. Impressive one tho.
zinc talon
some of the trickshot shotgun skeet guys can pull stuff like this off
but it's a lot more harlem globetrotter-y
carmine lance
Aye, freak of nature. Impressive one tho.
we love our freaks
zinc talon
it's also the shotgun, too, I straight refused to believe some of those beretta and remington shotguns could fire with that little recoil
but naw, you can hang em on a wire and fire the thing and it'll just boop back just a smidge
deft badge
Its also the person tbf
deft badge
That shit scares me man
deft badge
That person clearly doesn't know how to hold a gun to begin with
Giving them a stockless shotty is cruel
Especially to video tape it
Be a good mentor, yk?
zinc talon
gorgeous little things
carmine lance
surely the number one rule of gun safety is to have fun 
zinc talon
with their own little carve-out from the ATF
nothing good would come of owning one though
deft badge
Probably fun to shoot
carmine lance
ngl if i got a shotgun, I'd want to get my hands on an ithaca 87
deft badge
You mean the 37s?
candid furnace
They should let us use two different melee weapons instead of a gun
zinc talon
I think video games imprinted the remington pump into my head long before I even thought about real world guns
carmine lance
yeah that's the one
i admit the reason i even want one is because it's the model used in Aliens
deft badge
They should let us use two different melee weapons instead of a gun
They should also let me have 2 ranged weapons
zinc talon
man shotguns are all so similar in appearance hahah
deft badge
i admit the reason i even want one is because it's the model used in Aliens
If it makes you feel better I want a Wildey Hunter cause of Natural Born Killers
candid furnace
They should also let me have 2 ranged weapons
how often are you using ranged weapons
carmine lance
deft badge
how often are you using ranged weapons
On this class? Never. On stuff like Scum? Often.
zinc talon
if you'd shown me a 37 and said it was a shockwave I'd have kept on keepin on never thinkin about it again
zinc talon
the SPAS and street sweeper are really the only other models I can think of that stand out visually
carmine lance
If it makes you feel better I want a Wildey Hunter cause of Natural Born Killers
fair haha
carmine lance
If i could own any singular shotgun it's the Spas
spas is a solid pick
zinc talon
I guess those tavor mutant shotguns do but who owns one of those
candid furnace
On this class? Never. On stuff like Scum? Often.
So being able to bring two melees would change up the game for zealot alot
zinc talon
spas is fuckin heavy
deft badge
That's fine, I'm a big boy.
zinc talon
really only meant to be a door breacher
deft badge
Iirc they were designed for competition shooting
zinc talon
that weird hook on the end you see on some of em, that's to brace it around the back of your arm
so you can effectively fire it one handed while holding a ballistic shield
swat guys are fuckin nuts
zinc talon
anything italian is
I tried to look up what a beretta raffeta is worth now, I almost died
eager topaz
Are these 2 nodes a meme or are they worth the points?
eager topaz
Committing to marty keystone
zinc talon
but they're grandfathered under the automatic ban I believe so I guess it makes sense
rough cape
I feel like they should bring back that talent in vermintide where Marty dom also improves movement speed lol, was really insane
heady rapids
@frosty herald its out
deft badge
Are these 2 nodes a meme or are they worth the points?
I don't think they're worth it but I could be wrong, I'm not a zealot expert by any means
Marty wants to sit low
north sedge
bleed for the emp is great, faith in fort just helps keep you a little healthier
deft badge
Aren't you normally sitting at 1w?
carmine lance
take the one that reduces damage, but i usually don't use the one that gives health back
north sedge
no you only need 5 wounds empty for max stacks
rough cape
3 is base duration divided by buff values. 1 is base value for additive buffs. c...
Thanks by the way for the info
north sedge
so 2 wounds if you're doing 2 curios
rough cape
Are these 2 nodes a meme or are they worth the points?
If your taking martyr dom your staying at low hp anyways, restoring faith might help with holy revenant, and maybe if you have enough HP, bleed for the emporer could reduce your damage taken if holy revenant HP replenishment is past a wound bar
heady rapids
it's weird that people still pick would curios when they could queue malice instead for additional wounds
oh well
carmine lance
it's weird that people still pick would curios when they could queue malice inst...
lmao
nimble fiber
zinc talon
real talk though
cuz of the scummer I had to run some unironic malice jobs to get to be able to pull better missions
I can't tell you the whats or whys
but malice was fuckin tough
most likely the players you matchmake with and the total lack of defensive anything
deft badge
Malice players are malice players
zinc talon
but fuck me I went from acing aurics to getting my lunch money stolen and then having lunch eaten in front of me
deft badge
People who are in aurics normally know what they're doing
zinc talon
yep 100% agree
deft badge
If someone who knows what they're doing is in malice I imagine they're there to farm a penance or level a class and get out fast
zinc talon
queueueueueing aurics makes for a less dangerous mission than anything below it cuz of the matchmaking playerbase, I believe that in my bones
yep prolly right, something specific or just to run enough to get out of it forever
deft badge
Ive had malice players get on mic to rage they got left behind against 5 poxwalkers man
Well
Ig players is an exaggeration
zinc talon
I'm not saying toxic players don't exist in other tiers, I'm sure they do
deft badge
But I will never forget that dude in his full blue penance armor
zinc talon
but every toxic player I've met, has been in malice
deft badge
Genuinely the only super toxic players I've met have been in malice
I can think of like one dude in havoc
zinc talon
oof, havoc is doubly gross
they have the whatever job application screen to help you fine tune who you gatekeep
he allowed that into his own life
plush estuary
zinc talon
emphasis special
deft badge
Incredible
deft badge
I like that his hair and beard match
zinc talon
he got a lil too enthusaistic whipping the eviscerator from over his shoulder to over his head
just zzzzt'd his entire sscalp and chin in his haste to kill
rough cape
Holy shit I just realized bleed for the emporer works with holy revenant
deft badge
Im gonna stop sitting afk in darktide now before the game decides its gonna run bad
rough cape
It's just high enough to do that
zinc talon
okay holy revenant I know now, cuz it's the third most common thing people mention
rough cape
So you have 40% Dr
zinc talon
which one is bleed for the emp
scenic drift
which one is bleed for the emp
zinc talon
this is either gonna be really fun
or really terrible
and I'll find out really quickly
plush estuary
sterile stone
rough cape
More wounds equal more Dr basically
Also if you have 7 wounds instead of only 6, with holy revenant you won't lose a martyrdom stack
Huh, I didn't even think about the fact that holy revenant actually makes bleed for the emporer work without healing your HP from anything else
So you have 40% Dr after until death procs more than not
nimble fiber
sterile stone
<a:old_commercial:1346283432581402694>
sterile stone
Where's check the rhyme
deft badge
I love Check but Excursions brings me back to better times
north sedge
featured in a great scene from Station Eleven
north sedge
hbo limited series, based on a book. this is gonna sound real far fetched but it's about a flu pandemic that wipes out most of the human population
deft badge
Lmfao
north sedge
follows a group of survivors that travels to different settlements putting on shakespeare productions, at least in part
alot of flashbacks and stuff too
lunar fable
deft badge
That sounds neat tbh, I'll try it sometime
sterile stone
I love Check but Excursions brings me back to better times
Type of music you bop when you heading down to the local bodega
In the early 2000s
north sedge
it's a great show, only like 10 episodes i think
north sedge
yea it just pretty much sticks to the material as far as i know
deft badge
Idk, I understand enjoying a long running show on some baseline level. It's comfortable.
But for me?.
I love the 45 minute episode miniseries stuff
north sedge
yea, keep it tight when you can
rough cape
Does corruption resistance grimoires stack with other corruption resistance?
deft badge
You either resist grims or corruption ime
sterile stone
plush estuary
sterile stone
If y'all haven't peeped ariathome
plush estuary
me and my friend
sterile stone
Bro finds hidden talent all over NY
deft badge
Bethesda environmental storytelling
deft badge
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iXjPFaYEPlw
I love this guy tbh
I think it's wicked he can produce a beat like that
I also think it speaks to how musically inclined we are as a species
sterile stone
It's fucking wild how people can improv on the spot like that
void bison
stalker gamma is so fun
sterile stone
@drowsy steppe https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dSCKSNETIlU
Bro even got them UK rappers
deft badge
Lmfao not this again
Everytime UK rap comes up i want to watch People Just Do Nothing
sterile stone
Everytime UK rap comes up i want to watch People Just Do Nothing
This shit went hard
deft badge
I fw afrobeat heavy tbh
When I was a gas station attendant some DJ pulled up and reccomended it to me at like 3am
sterile stone
On god
deft badge
The dude coming in outta nowhere with the flute assist lmfao
deft badge
NY is NY
sterile stone
But that's the cool shit about it tho
That shit bums me out tho man
Like all that hidden talent from these people
lunar fable
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LmGgW_2xFLA
found out about this guy a few years ago
sterile stone
And we never gonna get no albums
lunar fable
he seems to be popping off now
i could've streamsniped him at one point cause he was like 5 blocks away from my apartment 
sterile stone
i could've streamsniped him at one point cause he was like 5 blocks away from my...
Shoulda got on the track
This was his first ever short that popped on my feed
Been hooked since
heady rapids
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rough cape
You either resist grims or corruption ime
I don't understand
deft badge
Like the corruption grims have is iirc a seperate sort of entity to regular corruption
And i do not believe it stacks with other sources of resist
drowsy steppe
<@883670767643033653> https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dSCKSNETIlU
ill listen later
heady rapids
can you lock tf in
plush estuary
I love pubs
frozen kernel
carmine lance
ivory marlin
As of today i have finally acquired ever current warframe
obsidian prairie
<@883670767643033653> model kinda reminds me of someone
shart
ivory marlin
<@883670767643033653> model kinda reminds me of someone
Before reading your message i went “woah shart got a model?”
deft badge
I'm gonna start painting Poisoned Tongue Kabalites soon, saw her
Went "that's uncanny"
obsidian prairie
The store crack theory for 11e is Orks
Well
"crack"
Well informed speculation
deft badge
It genuinely cannot be worse than 10e
hard nexus
LMAO
obsidian prairie
It genuinely cannot be worse than 10e
It can always be worse
Thats a universal constant
sullen forge
@hard nexus @plush estuary @median steeple
deft badge
It can always be worse
I would be very impressed
It is why I'm starting with a killteam tho
obsidian prairie
Killteam is also fun
gaunt roost
deft badge
Ive heard good things
obsidian prairie
1st ed of re release killteam was literally just whatever eddition it was but being "obscured" (not 100% visible to the shooter) imposes -1 to hit and it had different stratagems
obsidian prairie
So nearly everyone had 1 wound
and fucking Psychic Phase existed
And only like
Grey Knights
Could actually use it
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Tbh I only played Deathwatch in og killteam
merry flume
<@265332960792805378> <@665740726474375168> <@508465754832633896>
funny you post this...
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Where the fragcannon was allowed
obsidian prairie
I think I played wolves or smth
because of one of the boxes
I think I just grabbed the wolves half and the rules
Marines were soooooo hard to kill
merry flume
holy shit it's <@103507581405786112>
obsidian prairie
2 wounds for primaris and a dumbass 2 point strat to just ignore death
Fatal melta blast? shrug it off once a turn
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Join game, psyker immediately starts smiting the 2 trash enemies
obsidian prairie
Leave
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Already did
merry flume
ok how hold my hand
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I would prefer not to.
lunar fable
merry flume
literally why
merry flume
thats why you get peanut brain psykers in your games....cause ur 2 mean
hard nexus
<@265332960792805378> <@665740726474375168> <@508465754832633896>
i love the hl3 brainrot
drowsy steppe
<@883670767643033653> model kinda reminds me of someone
its beautiful
hard nexus
lack of an hl3 reveal has a killcount
drowsy steppe
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literally why
Not a physical touch person tbh.
obsidian prairie
Real
merry flume
Not a physical touch person tbh.
its ok this isnt real
lofty spear
Uh, is ironhelm worth taking
merry flume
yes
merry flume
because its zealot bro u can make crucis work
i usually run momentum with it
whoever reacted has no aura
lofty spear
I'm asking about ironhelm?
north sedge
Crucis deals with crushers better
merry flume
I'm asking about ironhelm?
yeah that's what i meant
lofty spear
Ok...
north sedge
Ironhelm gets cleave on its special but is ~20% weaker special dmg
lofty spear
Is the light moveset good tho
merry flume
its a hammer
north sedge
Both hammers are mainly doing heavies
north sedge
Can mix lights in for lone enemies, light special can kill bulwarks with buffs going
lofty spear
But not sure if heavy is worthwhile on carapace heads
north sedge
Always heavy on that
north sedge
It's way way more dmg to do heavy special than light
north sedge
Oh no you should be using special on Cara
lofty spear
Guess I have to clear the crowd first
obsidian prairie
thammer just sucks into mixed
No two ways about it
And no real way to fix it besides flamer or smth
lofty spear
Fair
north sedge
You can just go the elite
lofty spear
Cant you just flame nade tho
lofty spear
Noted
obsidian prairie
I think I might just be a hater though
I like tknives too much
You can use flame nades fine if you run Shredder on Thammer (which is a fantastic pick btw)
lofty spear
They're good but im thinking of widening my arsenal
obsidian prairie
Shredder is the perfect niche fill for thammer
lofty spear
I just have headtaker thrust
obsidian prairie
Gives incredible maniac damage, free toughness w/inspiring, and fast sprint + built in run n gun
lofty spear
Oh wait shredder as in autopistol
obsidian prairie
Yes
lofty spear
Felt like a meme gun earlygame
obsidian prairie
Its had a rough life
Broken OP around launch
Shot 27 times
Long rehab period
Finally arrives at specific nichefiller weapon
lofty spear
I see
lofty spear
Well currently I'm looking to get a different blitz option so I need anti special gun
obsidian prairie
Well currently I'm looking to get a different blitz option so I need anti specia...
Shredder is 4k maniac dps
obsidian prairie
Its a bit silly
lofty spear
Snipers will be sadge tho
obsidian prairie
Also has good stagger
drowsy steppe
obsidian prairie
And if you want to turn it into a laser with Dance of Death
drowsy steppe
@frosty herald on the naughty list...
lofty spear
Dance of death 🤔
lofty spear
So far I've only played matyrdom zealot
obsidian prairie
A consequence of something mandatory
Ok dod is only 1 point off of Good Balance so you can take it if you want a laser weapon
north sedge
lofty spear
Oh its a dodge node
obsidian prairie
On dodge is secret code for "when in combat"
lofty spear
Meanwhile melee ogryns
obsidian prairie
Long as you keep some shooters alive its fine
lofty spear
Lol i meant that ogryns just m1 spam
heady rapids
On dodge is secret code for "when in combat"
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These people cannot be real man
lofty spear
But they are
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I s2g if I see one more smyker I'm closing the game
lofty spear
I know of 2 idiots who play games like boomers and they intentionally ignore tutorials and mechanics
Decently well known warhammer content streamers
north sedge
lofty spear
Watching them play sm2 was aggravating
median oak
holds everyone up at gun point
wet wolf
🙌🏻
maiden geyser
The menacing goat
median oak
Okay. Nobody move. If anyone owns a smoker. I want a brisket
wet wolf
Lamb no
median oak
Yes it’s supposed to go both ways. I need a husband and nice smoked brisket
drowsy steppe
visual stream
@copper hawk
crisp crater
@tropic arrow
hearty nebula
fort soon 👍
weak hull
candid furnace
I havent used any of the other classes much should i try level up a psyker and use melee psyker, all my play time is on zealot
trail walrus
*holds everyone up at gun point*
I use a godly blunderbuss but I do have a grill and can make you a brisket, for I am Texan
drowsy steppe
@queen yoke
merry flume
the funny darktiders that i used to see in pick up games have vanished
i wonder where they have gone
merry flume
why are you posting like a redditor
trail walrus
trail walrus
why are you posting like a redditor
No its Zealoter get it right
obsidian prairie
Its not even good shitpost
merry flume
look at our mutual servers
trail walrus
Another vrchat fan
merry flume
i will find you in a random vrc lobby and ask you why you were redditposting
trail walrus
And I dont use reddit
drowsy steppe
oh its fine shitposting is par for the course for #zealot-class
trail walrus
Plus i needed some randomness added into Zealot chat
merry flume
xd
trail walrus
Also Vrc is VortexNovaBurst if you dare lol
merry flume
this dude's the random guy
merry flume
so im gonna go play darktide
trail walrus
DripTide~
drowsy steppe
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LmGgW_2xFLA
ok that beat I like it
drowsy steppe
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VDBqR4FLNhY
OH YEA I remember this
carmine lance
Every day, dead internet theory feels more and more plausible
drowsy steppe
OH YEA I remember this
those vocals...
carmine lance
Also if we shitposting
candid furnace
obsidian prairie
Also if we shitposting
Actual shitpost
void bison
trail walrus
candid furnace
trail walrus
candid furnace
trail walrus
void bison
obsidian prairie
I love dumb physics humor
drowsy steppe
https://youtu.be/Gn8aBLQe4lk @sterile stone I present
carmine lance
Actual shitpost
LMAO
obsidian prairie
What
maiden geyser
Just saying but one of these days the mods are gonna crack down on the shitposting in here lol
carmine lance
Never
drowsy steppe
they wont
obsidian prairie
Just saying but one of these days the mods are gonna crack down on the shitposti...
They won't
carmine lance
Not unless people start posting smut or whatever
obsidian prairie
You don't know this place
trail walrus
They wont
obsidian prairie
2 years now and the one time something actually happened was someone pushing a real bad line
drowsy steppe
we dont discuss zealot in this house...
carmine lance
Sounds about right
trail walrus
Bc we is Zealot house lol
trail walrus
2 years now and the one time something actually happened was someone pushing a r...
Yea sounds legit tbh
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Just saying but one of these days the mods are gonna crack down on the shitposti...
Its been like this since like, 4 months into Y1 iirc
Vet chat used to be like this too for the first month or two iirc
drowsy steppe
carmine lance
Vet chat used to be like this too for the first month or two iirc
That’s wild
I thought vets were too concerned with spreadsheets
trail walrus
Lol
drowsy steppe
it used to be femboy chat
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Vet chat used to be really, really gay
obsidian prairie
Once upon a time, this server had a meme channel
drowsy steppe
then zealot transitioned into the femboy chat
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In a non derogatory way
trail walrus
it used to be femboy chat
Femboys?~
hard nexus
Just saying but one of these days the mods are gonna crack down on the shitposti...
the mods are well aware
carmine lance
Vet chat used to be really, really gay
I can’t even conceptualize that, it just feels so out of character
drowsy steppe
also zealot kept the server alive because during the 2023 content drought theres barely any activity in the server
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I can’t even conceptualize that, it just feels so out of character
Different users
carmine lance
Different users
Fair, but still
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Yeah, I don't recognize like, anyone in there from the OG days
carmine lance
VET OF THESEUS
drowsy steppe
I miss yanna here..
carmine lance
I can only hope I’ve been an ok addition to zealot chat
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Tbh zealot chat lost a lot of classic users but like
If you get banned from this server you normally have to try to
drowsy steppe
the poo poo bandit
obsidian prairie
That's called trying
hard nexus
also zealot kept the server alive because during the 2023 content drought theres...
lmfao yeah
carmine lance
That's called trying
You’re right, my bad
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Or be fyre
Literally no one liked that guy iirc
obsidian prairie
The malignant dung eater
carmine lance
I sure didn’t like him
hard nexus
Literally no one liked that guy iirc
he got better after his first ban
wasnt as annoying
obsidian prairie
(Or whatever its called from onion ring)
hard nexus
still had his moments but he was much more enjoyable
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wasnt as annoying
So he was worse at some point?
carmine lance
He tried sending me a friend request and I was like “dawg you gotta give me a reason to want to be around you”
drowsy steppe
he's the resident ragebaiter
hard nexus
The malignant dung eater
drowsy steppe
but occasional helpful takes
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All ik is he got unbanned and people collectively went "who the fuck unbanned this guy" which i found really funny
hard nexus
So he was worse at some point?
it got to the point where i just told him outright that i didnt like him and found him annoying around when he first popped up
carmine lance
All ik is he got unbanned and people collectively went "who the fuck unbanned th...
YEAH LMAO
obsidian prairie
https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/tp04ph/it_was_only_a_matter_of_time/
Yeah that thing
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I don't even remember what he got got for when I was here
drowsy steppe
All ik is he got unbanned and people collectively went "who the fuck unbanned th...
the whole squad
just questioning WHO THE FUCK LET YOU BACK IN
obsidian prairie
At the end of the day Fyre was a dorn grub and a "close friend" of fucking Tanner
carmine lance
wet wolf
Who’s this tanner guy
carmine lance
At the end of the day Fyre was a dorn grub and a "close friend" of fucking Tanne...
Oh that’s even worse
obsidian prairie
Who’s this tanner guy
Were not doing this tonight
wet wolf
My b man ignore the question
hard nexus
At the end of the day Fyre was a dorn grub and a "close friend" of fucking Tanne...
the close friends stuff was ironic as far as i know, he was in the server and would bait tanner sometimes
wet wolf
I ran into someone really toxic and gen chat was like “oh that’s tanner” 😭😭
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do not invoke Tannenberg
Sonar has fucked every single mission I've sent him on for cut day, its fated
obsidian prairie
the close friends stuff was ironic as far as i know, he was in the server and wo...
He said they played stuff regularly
hard nexus
He said they played stuff regularly
to be fair dorn also played with tanner
obsidian prairie
And dorn is also bald and evil
hard nexus
and dorn was/is #1 tanner hater
obsidian prairie
Correlation and causation
hard nexus
And dorn is also bald and evil
all bald people are inherently evil
if i was bald i would probably kill myself
drowsy steppe
Sonar has fucked every single mission I've sent him on for cut day, its fated
LMAO
I'll play a Sonar keep route on my next playthrough
maybe recruit Phenomaman to switch it up
and then I'll take away his girl 😈
obsidian prairie
if i was bald i would probably kill myself
I made this as an argument for spiking someone's drink with estrogen (hypothetically)
Would you rather die of cancer at 40 or go bald
hard nexus
I made this as an argument for spiking someone's drink with estrogen (hypothetic...
die of cancer at 40 solely because i’d be able to milk it for attention
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...you want to live past 40?
hard nexus
guess who’s got 2 thumbs and cancer? THIS GIRL
obsidian prairie
...you want to live past 40?
Up in their air on that one
I'll have to get there first
drowsy steppe
and dorn was/is #1 tanner hater
wild
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and then I'll take away his girl 😈
I think next run I'll do BB
drowsy steppe
cant be healthy willingly play with someone you actively hate
hard nexus
...you want to live past 40?
when i hit 30 im putting everything i have on black and if i lose it im killing myself
drowsy steppe
and talk shit behind his back
hard nexus
cant be healthy willingly play with someone you actively hate
dorn is a freak so yeah idk man
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when i hit 30 im putting everything i have on black and if i lose it im killing ...
This feels like life pal
drowsy steppe
baldy freak
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Like in general
obsidian prairie
when i hit 30 im putting everything i have on black and if i lose it im killing ...
Revolutionary life technique
drowsy steppe
no wonder yall left the guy's server 
obsidian prairie
Either hit it big or end it all
hard nexus
no wonder yall left the guy's server <:kekw:1218238381327126748>
i’m still in it, just never use it
trail walrus
obsidian prairie
But only past the point of no return (twink death)
drowsy steppe
is it still that weird abusive dad/son thing with tintin
hard nexus
the things people say in there would result in insta bans here
hard nexus
is it still that weird abusive dad/son thing with tintin
i actually think that that’s ended
thankfully
obsidian prairie
is it still that weird abusive dad/son thing with tintin
Idk ask evil cole
obsidian prairie
The abusive father dynamic was amusing until it was actually real
obsidian prairie
How does that even happen
hard nexus
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414880778441199626/1443524874088747008/fuckyouslenderman.gif
obsidian prairie
You can just block his ass
I mean he is a raytheon employee and can drone strike your house
obsidian prairie
But you can just block his ass
north sedge
At least dorn was a hardworking dedicated playtester
hard nexus
At least dorn was a hardworking dedicated playtester
i still don’t even know the truth on that front
north sedge
(He was not)
hard nexus
i deigned to just stop thinking about it
carmine lance
Playing more control, and ngl, the threshold kids bits always make me chuckle
carmine lance
https://tenor.com/view/correct-mr-bones-thres-hold-kids-skeleton-gif-17856936
I like mr bones, he does fucking nothing to comfort toph and meg and I find it quite humorous
“Safe employees… ARE HAPPY EMPLOYEES”
Meanwhile he just sends toph into further hysterics
north sedge
carmine lance
Like I get the bit is that they’re dogshit programs for helping dylan (or kids in general) adjust to the bureau, but it’s still funny
visual stream
That's like if Until Death said "When dropping to fatal health, gain a 100% chance to become invulnerable for 5 seconds"
north sedge
Yea it's a fucked up parody of old finnish kids shows as far as I'm aware
carmine lance
Yea it's a fucked up parody of old finnish kids shows as far as I'm aware
considering how control certainly seems to also be inspired by, if not an homage to internet horror stuff like scp, I wonder if threshold kids is an homage to candle cove
that old creepypasta
obsidian prairie
It was free on epic a while ago
hard nexus
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Why even bother putting "100% chance to quell"
Psyker is their favorite class as evidenced by the fact they'll put an excess of description in their skills
hard nexus
would u all howl at the moon with me
or do you want me to kill myself
there is a right answer
obsidian prairie
Indeed
devout vault
Just had a game where a level 28 Zealot managed not only a save, but also out-performed a whole ass bunch of level 200+ players who were rolling through like a slot machine. If you're in here bud, mad respect
drowsy steppe
it was me (no it wasnt)
drowsy steppe
It was free on epic a while ago
shouldve cop it when it went on sale some days ago..
obsidian prairie
YIPPEEE
I think you missed the implication but you may choose to live in blissful ignorance
devout vault
it was me (no it wasnt)
They went down a few times, but for what appeared to be a F2P player who bought the game, commendable work for effectively managing a true duo in HiSTG
hard nexus
I think you missed the implication but you may choose to live in blissful ignora...
sometimes i’m stupid and either miss out on subtext or don’t understand a comment so i just take everything as a compliment or positively intended and it’s done wonders for my life outlook
obsidian prairie
(Nothing slides off me I overanalyze everything unless its nice and then I miss it)