zealot-class

[north sedge]

aw2 is an incredible looking game

[solar gorge]

i'm glad i'm only playing it rn

i would've cried about FBC firebreaker if i had played Control on launch

[obsidian ore]

slander

lies

does not happen to me

[frosty herald]

im honestly hoping they either retcon it or just say everyone in the building died

[obsidian ore]

lies

[plush estuary]

@lavish obsidian @worn tapir

[frosty herald]

or the entire firebreak crew died alongside its volunteers

[tranquil bone]

Much as I love remedy I was pretty leery about them stepping that far outside their wheelhouse and it's sad to see it crash and burn like that

[sterile stone]

Honestly

It's funny as fuck

Swept that sum bitch under the rug and forgot about it like a bad dream

[tranquil bone]

I mean they did give it an attempt from what I heard. It got at least one decently sized update to try and improve stuff but it was too late

[frosty herald]

theres going to be some content in 2026

[north sedge]

they're still updating it

[frosty herald]

but i really dont know how theyll justify supporting the game with a playercount under 50 playrs

much better to put those resources into control 2

[tranquil bone]

Oh Jesus I didn't realize it was THAT bad

even if you believe in your own product it's got to be hard to maintain morale like that

[frosty herald]

2k players at launch and hovering around 30-50

[north sedge]

they're likely on the hook for a certain amount of updates

plus whatever is left playing on the console side / game pass

[scenic drift]

if it ain't beskar/cortosis, it's 🚮

[drowsy steppe]

welcome back Darcy

[frosty herald]

You can actualy find documents on almost all objects of power i believe

[solar gorge]

i'm doing the fridge quest rn if that rings any bell

[frosty herald]

It does

Its a really fun one

Also dont forget to go down the pit in central research after a certain point in the game

Just do the old growth side quest

Somehow people forget about it

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/death-stranding-dance-hot-springs-hot-spring-norman-reedus-gif-3589060545188172678

[frosty herald]

Cant wait for ds2 on pc

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-21854841

[rain current]

I just bought the game
Didn’t realize it was dying on pc

Pc typically has a smaller player base though

But I don’t see the game dying it’s just a couple years old isnt it

Vermintide two still receives content

[north sedge]

It didn't launch well so

[heady rapids]

fbc firebreak is in a worse situation than payday 3

which is

scary to think of

[hexed igloo]

what game?

i cant see reply for some reason discord broken once again

[rain current]

Dark tide

[rain current]

Honestly not a lot of games habe

As long as they work on it itll be a piece of work

[hexed igloo]

a game is dying if i press quickplay and dont get anything

[rain current]

Stop pressing quick play

Let them come to you

[hexed igloo]

stop breathing

[rain current]

Why breathe

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/exercise-memes-gif-20119692

[rain current]

When you can be a mound of flesh

[rain current]

That’s where those lumps in dark souls comes from

[hexed igloo]

my main issue is if i host a game i get literally nobody ever join

i swear im shadowbanned or some shit

[rain current]

I get a lot of people

Not always

Maybe it’s cuz we’re all new

[hexed igloo]

i have someone join once in a blue moon if i host

[rain current]

That’s insane

[hexed igloo]

its why i always just quickplay

if i dont im solo

[rain current]

I normally get a full lobby while Im in the loading screen or at the very least two players

This is strange

[hexed igloo]

ive gotten halfway through a standard mission with nobody join

[rain current]

Geez

At least the bots are good shots

[hexed igloo]

like yeah OCE servers but i typically dont have to wait at all with qp

[rain current]

Ive tries to switch servers but I don’t see any settings

[visual stream]

It's in the mission terminal

[rain current]

If that’s not in the game and I missed it
It would be very convenient if it’s there

[rain current]

Oh I see

lol

I pressed every button there

I’ll look later

[nova saddle]

hey so does this work on myself too?

[rain current]

X for doubt

Does anyone know though

Super important

[copper hawk]

Srry i snoozed in snraaa mimi

[solar gorge]

Happy this thing's season

so fkcn good

[frosty herald]

Haii cica

[heady rapids]

@solar gorge should i play control

[hexed igloo]

ferreros are so mid

theyre alright i guess but like

mid

[frosty herald]

You should

[hexed igloo]

you want baller praline chocolates cop the guylian seashells

[solar gorge]

so far so yes

[heady rapids]

fuck

expedition or control

fuuuuuuuuuuck

[solar gorge]

control

cheapr

[heady rapids]

i have both

[solar gorge]

and it has gun AND ball

[heady rapids]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[solar gorge]

33 has neither ball nor gun

[frosty herald]

hmmmmm

id say do control first

its more chill than clair obscur

[heady rapids]

10 billion games that i play for 1 hour then drop and never pick up again

[rough cape]

Does Inexorable Judgement have no cool down?

[frosty herald]

You can generate IJ stacks whilst its active

[sterile stone]

My favorite overpriced candy

[solar gorge]

ik it's overpriced af

but still

holiday special

can't be avoided

[sterile stone]

Facts

@gray ice So I found the pinnacle of sweaty

There's a guy who makes dummy accounts so he can queue into trios

So he can solo v trio every match

[hexed igloo]

if you can find em get the guylian seashells theyre better and usually cheaper too

they aint crunchy but goddamn do they taste so much better

[sterile stone]

There's one chocolate that I will get whenever I get a sweet tooth

[hexed igloo]

a chocolate man?

[sterile stone]

I don't need to hear about your fetishes ok

[hexed igloo]

im waitin to see what kinda chocolate you be getting vro

at least say no

[sterile stone]

Lindt Lindor's

[hexed igloo]

ive had a few of them and theyre decent

probably like a 7 on my chocolate scale

[hexed igloo]

ferreros are a 6 (factoring in price makes em a 4)

[sterile stone]

There's a birthday cake one

Found it at a corner store

[hexed igloo]

nah birthday cake flavored anything fucking sucks

[sterile stone]

Ehhhh

Debatable.

Sometimes it just taste like it's trying to give you cavities.

[hexed igloo]

it always just tasteslike fondant

[sterile stone]

I've had some that have actual pieces of cake in them

But it's usually a milkshake

[hexed igloo]

ive never in my life had a birthday cake flavored anything that im like "yeah thats alright" its always bad

[deft badge]

Huge fan of the Godiva raspberry truffles

[hexed igloo]

honeycomb milk on top of everything if it has milk in it honeycomb flavor is the sole best

[deft badge]

If i get these it's the dark chocolate

The dark blue bag

[sterile stone]

I've seen people glaze orange and chocolate

Personally never tried it

[deft badge]

It's good

[heady rapids]

cake pops are cool

[sterile stone]

Cake pops are awsome

They're just fucking expensive mane

They're like 5$ a pop

[sterile stone]

Like the cereal?

[hexed igloo]

a good cereal has never been created

[sterile stone]

I was kinda looking int magic spoon

But I've heard they aren't all too good

[wheat matrix]

WAIT

[hexed igloo]

i dont like orange in chocolate but i like shit like orange marmalade and candied orange

[wheat matrix]

do i need to redownload anything for my mods

[hexed igloo]

and nah i mean like chocolate milk but honeycomb flavor instead of chocolate

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-wait-what-gif-9000717621307637538

[heady rapids]

yeah i agree tbh

adding fruits to sweets or any kind of pastry is heinous

[sterile stone]

So honey flavored milk then?

[hexed igloo]

and then as another bait and switch i dont like fresh oranges

[heady rapids]

why not

they're good

[hexed igloo]

no honeycomb
honey flavor usually sucks

[sterile stone]

So you're just a texture guy?

[hexed igloo]

it has to be honeycomb flavor specifically

no headass it doesnt have wax in it

[sterile stone]

The fuck does honey comb taste like?

[deft badge]

You ever see those bricks of honeycomb at the grocery store that are ungodly expensive?

[hexed igloo]

tastes like honey but different

[sterile stone]

Like I've eaten pure honey from the hive

But never tasted the comb

Cause you know

[deft badge]

Always wanted to buy one and eat it like a candybar ngl

[sterile stone]

The metric fuckton of honey on it

[hexed igloo]

it doesnt have like a specific taste its just wax

[sterile stone]

Honey from the hive is immaculate

[hexed igloo]

its like putting a bay leaf in soup

[hexed igloo]

it changes it

[sterile stone]

Made a fuckton of money selling it at school as a kid

[heady rapids]

ill be fighting gogma as soon as it drops

🦧

[frosty herald]

Bro its dropping at like 4 am

[tranquil bone]

Wax lol

[heady rapids]

so what

im waiting rn

[tranquil bone]

It's essentially flavorless

[deft badge]

Lemme find it rq

[wheat matrix]

sounds like a lot of work harvesting it. I just brought cans of coke and sweets then resold them for an absurd markup

[hexed igloo]

okay honeyboy

[sterile stone]

Wasn't so bad

My dad was with me

I threw a shovel at the hive

The bees attacked him

[wheat matrix]

£1 can of coke suddenly becomes £3 can of coke

[sterile stone]

I grabbed the comb

Ez profits

[rough cape]

So it doesn't have a cool down then?

[hexed igloo]

no cd on IJ no

[heady rapids]

something something ethical beekeeping LMAO

[hexed igloo]

its like 100% uptime basically its either active or stacking or both

[sterile stone]

To bee fair

They shouldn't have built a hive in the corner of my house

[deft badge]

It was like one of these for 16 dolla or something

[sterile stone]

Hippity hoppity

That honey is now my property

[hexed igloo]

does your dad know you can just like take the combs out

[sterile stone]

I mean it wasn't a traditional hive

They built like inside the wood of our roof

[hexed igloo]

you just grabbing fistfuls of a hive on the side of a tree?

[solar gorge]

eat it in situ

[sterile stone]

More like hitting it til pieces fall off

[hexed igloo]

no shit they were pissy they aint got the extta hive for that

[solar gorge]

like that guy who eats entire wasp nests

[wheat matrix]

wait so what the fuck was the point of the hotfix today

oh fond it

[heady rapids]

poxbursers & nibmle

but

[solar gorge]

to make u invincible to ranged attacks

[deft badge]

To make everyone immune to ranged

[hexed igloo]

make ogryns hog bigger

[heady rapids]

as a side effect of fixing nibmle

yeah

everyone except ogryn

[wheat matrix]

wait what did it do?

[sterile stone]

The easiest way to make money in this world was always selling convenience

[frosty herald]

Now that you mention it

[solar gorge]

you are now immune to ranged attacks

[deft badge]

Dodge linger applies to ranged now or something

[frosty herald]

I havent seen a certain someone in a week

[heady rapids]

yeah

[wheat matrix]

So everyone got the dodge linger vs range?

[heady rapids]

linger only affected melee

[deft badge]

Except the fat boy

[heady rapids]

HAHAHA YAM LMAO

NOOOOOOOOOOO

BRUUUH

[wheat matrix]

ain't no way they patched it and gave everyone nimble vs ranged for free LMFAO

[solar gorge]

come play sum vt2 and u'll see there ain't no linger there

[solar gorge]

p much what happened

[sterile stone]

As T said

Everyone except oggy

[heady rapids]

they changed a basegame mechanic :^)

[solar gorge]

yeah cuz fuck ogryn

fat hoe

[hexed igloo]

and now they off to beat off in fiji or smth for the holidays

[solar gorge]

so based

[sterile stone]

Time to get those free haovc clears

[wheat matrix]

this better not be fucking imgur

[heady rapids]

oh yeah go get whatever hard achievement you need rn

cause ranged currently doesnt exist

[wheat matrix]

that op huh

[heady rapids]

yes

you can go into negative dodges and keep ignoring ranged attacks

cause of linger

:^)

[wheat matrix]

LOL

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-cosplay-fursuit-scream-meme-gif-25192826

[plucky sparrow]

wheres the one video where he was dodging at -9 dodges

and took 0 dmg

for like a minute straight

[hexed igloo]

just spam dodge and youre immune to the 40 gunners

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444017590748975125/1450166302483156992/RDT_20251215_163452.mp4?ex=69418c1d&is=69403a9d&hm=2ed574c6da37c42112aaac2a19f843a1ae6db525780904e8595eb0e2d14ffdee&

[frosty herald]

Unironically

[carmine lance]

So I’m hearing dodge is real different now lol

[heady rapids]

fucking whatever man

then they're gonna fix it

and the game is gonna get review bombed

[wheat matrix]

[plucky sparrow]

is this specifically for nimble

[hexed igloo]

dodge shifts your physical body into the Warp for a second or two

[plucky sparrow]

or

[carmine lance]

[wheat matrix]

IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S APPlying for everyone

[hexed igloo]

everyone except the big man

[wheat matrix]

ok i had capslock on for half of that

[plucky sparrow]

oh...

[heady rapids]

no

it's the dodge linger stat

[frosty herald]

Ok reddit has genuinely lost their minds

[plucky sparrow]

i thought the "from the talent tree" meant it applied to nimble specifically

[lunar fable]

bruh

[plucky sparrow]

lol lmao even

[lunar fable]

[heady rapids]

everyone has a dodge lnger modifier

except ogryn

[plucky sparrow]

sorry ogryn players

[heady rapids]

• talents that further modify it

[wheat matrix]

oopsies!

[frosty herald]

Now they think eviscerator is weaker than normal chainsword

[hexed igloo]

its cooler in every way

[heady rapids]

shit idk, they'd need to engineer a solution specific to nimble lmao

im like 99% sure it's for everything that uses the keyword

which jsut so happens to be a base stat for all classes

[hexed igloo]

nimble applies testicular torsion to all enemies within 3m

[heady rapids]

ogryn has it at 0 tho

haha hehe

[solar gorge]

@hearty nebula heavy temporal storm 🗣️ 🗣️

[plucky sparrow]

yea but you know theyre going to fuck it up on making a keyword specifically for nimble so it makes it that you're permanently in a dodge linger state

[heady rapids]

oh i think kuli updated his guides to include both melee+ranged

so

[wheat matrix]

LOL

[heady rapids]

it probably is jsut a base feature

[wheat matrix]

cant wait until they make it so if u take slippery + nimble

after ur first slide

ur perpetually dodging until u die or some shit

[plucky sparrow]

if you ever dodge again you are permanently never dodging however

[wheat matrix]

and if u dodge again after that it resets and flips it all the way back around

[plucky sparrow]

[wheat matrix]

schrodingers dodge

[hearty nebula]

[tranquil bone]

back dodge into a corner, build up infinite speed and teleport to the Valkyrie

[frosty herald]

Mf do some side quests

Find some secrets

[solar gorge]

i did a lot of side stuff i think

am i really this close to the end ?

i genuinely have no idea

[frosty herald]

Technically control is a metroidvania

[frosty herald]

Not that close

[hexed igloo]

Mario back stair hopping in darktide finally

[carmine lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/288003137313177600/1316126284501487667/backwards_long_jump.gif

[hearty nebula]

Remember chat,

Steam winter sale in 3 days

https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-hunger-fear-and-hunger-2-termina-fear-and-hunger-2-termina-levi-gif-8958037634640822606

[carmine lance]

Please gaben

My wallet…

[deft badge]

Tbh

[heady rapids]

feels good being in a steam family

[deft badge]

I don't think there's a game i actually want to buy

[heady rapids]

i have 5k+ games and people that keep buying shit

[plush estuary]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G5J4BvRWEAAG_Ni.gif

[deft badge]

Like i own the 2 games I was interested in that came out this year

[carmine lance]

Nah that’s fair

Im probably set for a while too

In all fairness

[drowsy steppe]

Ive yet to finish E33..

[deft badge]

Tbh? Does not look like something I want to play.

[heady rapids]

ill play it for a cpui[le hours probs

then drop it and never touch again

cause it's a jrpg......

i tried playing whatsitcalled

the other one cool jrpg

metaphor

also played for a couple hours but it has a combo of

persona day system

and generic jrpg combat

https://tenor.com/view/cat-passed-out-cat-dead-cat-kitty-sleep-gif-17010657718878120348

[deft badge]

Yeah that sounds like distinctly not my thing

I dont like

Well

[wheat matrix]

exp33?

[deft badge]

I get that people like jrpg combat but I don't get the appeal of it

[wheat matrix]

it's not a jrpg

it's worse

it's a french rpg

[deft badge]

Like I only played Lisa cause of the setting

[heady rapids]

real shit

[heady rapids]

i hate it sm

with 1 exception

pokemon

[deft badge]

I only played like

Pearl/Diamond/Plat

[heady rapids]

iiiiii playeeeeeeeeeeeed

[deft badge]

As a child

[wheat matrix]

i mean, you've played the best games it's all downhill from there

[hearty nebula]

i played up to gen4 and then never touched a pokemon game again

[wheat matrix]

I guess u haven't had a chance to play RSE, which are also pretty banger

[deft badge]

Which is Gen4?

[hearty nebula]

pearl/plat/diamond

[deft badge]

Thank you

[wheat matrix]

DPPt

[deft badge]

The only other ones I touched at all were soul silver and heart gold

[wheat matrix]

they are also good yep

[heady rapids]

emerald
soulsilver
platinum
black
black 2
x (dropped cause 6th gen mainline is DOGSHIT)
omega ruby
ultra moon
shield (also dropped cause bored of pokemon atp)
bd (dog game)
and legends arceus but i also dropped it

[wheat matrix]

i should replay hgss soon

[hearty nebula]

gen3 (ruby/sapphire/emerald) being my fav (we love shitty hitchance in this household)

[heady rapids]

ultra moon is my favorite hands down

[wheat matrix]

x (dropped cause 6th gen mainline is DOGSHIT)
HOLY FUCKING BASED

[heady rapids]

it's funny cause

gen 3 remakes are fucking amazing

[wheat matrix]

USUM were very good. SM sucked donkey penis

[heady rapids]

and the mainline is so bad

[wheat matrix]

The gen 3 remakes are very good yeah

[hearty nebula]

never played the remakes

[wheat matrix]

It's nice being able to play with a sandshrew that has an actually good learnset

fucking

[heady rapids]

gen 5 is my fav story wise

[wheat matrix]

sandshrew before gen5 learns like a single ground type move and it's fucking sand tomb

[heady rapids]

my fav starter is treecko

[wheat matrix]

and it's like at level 40

[hearty nebula]

nah real gen3heads just use blaziken

[heady rapids]

like ever

[hearty nebula]

or mudkip

mudkip & blaziken were so fucking busted

[wheat matrix]

idk what my favourite starter is tbh

[hearty nebula]

it was disgusting

[wheat matrix]

wait

yes i do

feraligatr

[heady rapids]

cool cool

[wheat matrix]

feraligoatr

[heady rapids]

i used him in ss

[wheat matrix]

imo he's the best of the two starters in HGSS

typhlosion is fantastic, but has terrible movepool

[hearty nebula]

i think my favorite starter in gen4 was uhhh

turtwig

mostly because his final evolution was the GOAT

[heady rapids]

i hate the majority of gen 4 mons

i hate how the starters in gen 4 look too

they got cool pseudos and legendaries

[wheat matrix]

my favourite gen 4 starter was infernape, not because I particularly like the pokemon, but because fire is stupidly good

[heady rapids]

but the regular mons are so ugh

[wheat matrix]

i like gen 4

gen 4 was my childhood

[heady rapids]

torterra looks cool i guess?

[wheat matrix]

man i now want to play gen 4 again

[heady rapids]

but i just dont like the designs

[wheat matrix]

im gonna buy a 3ds xl

[heady rapids]

it went downhill from 4

[wheat matrix]

so i can mod that fucking thuing

[heady rapids]

buy a 2ds

trust me

[hearty nebula]

nah torterra was nasty good lol

[wheat matrix]

i already own a 2ds

[heady rapids]

like

[hearty nebula]

this dude

just instant win anything with this mf

[heady rapids]

you dont want a 3ds trust me lol

[hearty nebula]

also yeah just get a 2ds

[heady rapids]

the hinge is a funny failure point

[hearty nebula]

no point getting a 3ds

[wheat matrix]

i want a bigger screen

[hearty nebula]

like. 2/3 games use it

[wheat matrix]

I mean to be fair

[heady rapids]

get a 2ds xl

[wheat matrix]

do they exist?

[hearty nebula]

p sure

ya

[heady rapids]

am i tripping or is 2ds supposed to be a like

flat brick

no fucking forget it

im stupid

[wheat matrix]

bro isn't that just a 3ds xl?

[heady rapids]

what im referncing is

the hinge

has ribbon cables running through

[wheat matrix]

I have a DSlite with fucked up hinge

[wheat matrix]

it has no uh, grip

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/central-cee-central-cee-nintendo-ds-nintendo-nintendo-ds-central-cee-picture-gif-9369986982569294418

[heady rapids]

how do they call the

no hinge version

[wheat matrix]

fantastic legs

io mean uh what

[sterile stone]

That's it

Jailtime

[wheat matrix]

huh

[drowsy steppe]

is that sabrina

[sterile stone]

I think so

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/qDFEeeLy6ws?si=Y26bURprflOqMo0X

[heady rapids]

ig they never made one

[sterile stone]

Bro actually got home girl to play on the DS with him

[median steeple]

WAKE UP

[heady rapids]

lol

it's just the 3ds xl and 2ds xl

the only one without a hinge is the regular 2ds

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-hollow-knight-silksong-hk-hks-hkss-gif-10721773101574343057

[heady rapids]

but you wont be able to play shit like

monster hunter 4

xenoblad

cause the new 3ds/2ds have a nipple

the 2nd one

but they also have the fucking hinge

which is a huge failure point

[wheat matrix]

i mean

again

i have a 2ds

[hexed igloo]

They should bring back the 3d screen button that destroys your eyes if you use it too long

[wheat matrix]

I use my dsi xl to play ss and pt because I have physical carts for both

[heady rapids]

yeah ig i just forgot what is what

[wheat matrix]

i own 3 ds

[heady rapids]

well also you can

uhh

🤓

[wheat matrix]

i emulate too

but i own physicals

[heady rapids]

shit idk

i have a steam deck

great emulation platform

like having 2 screens is cool

[wheat matrix]

That aggron is fucking LEGAL you bastards

[heady rapids]

but

[wheat matrix]

that's my box on my primary save

[heady rapids]

having 2 screens means you're locked to a 2ds or your shit has a non zero chance to just

[wheat matrix]

has everything I've got and kept

[heady rapids]

stop working

[wheat matrix]

i have a modded 2ds too

so i can just download whatever i want

or emulate older stuff etc

[deft badge]

@drowsy steppe coupe is so much better than sonar in like every aspect it isn't even funny

The VA work, the ability

[drowsy steppe]

yeah

[wheat matrix]

I kept coupe

she's good

[drowsy steppe]

better villain too

like

[wheat matrix]

it kinda made me sad you're forced to drop one

[drowsy steppe]

charlie has no excuse when some of the cast are youtubers too...

weakest performance

[visual stream]

I'M CALLING MOMMY NINTENDO ON YOU

[deft badge]

I kept sonar the first time cause I was like "ig he's a more reasonable person" but listening to him over the course of the game made me hate em tbh

[wheat matrix]

dont or nintendo will actually firebomb that dudes house

[visual stream]

Fr though why are physical copies of these games like $100-300

[deft badge]

"Time to freak some fuckers out" yeah could you deliver that weaker

[wheat matrix]

i kinda liked the sort of deadpan presentation

[heady rapids]

the issue

with taht

[wheat matrix]

it really pisses me off ur forced to drop someone in the way you are though

[heady rapids]

is that it's literally his normal voice

lol

[wheat matrix]

yeah

[deft badge]

Yeah

[wheat matrix]

i know

[heady rapids]

awful casting choice

[deft badge]

Its just Charlie talking

[drowsy steppe]

yeah...

[heady rapids]

or voice direction

[drowsy steppe]

meanwhile Jack

[wheat matrix]

Jack?

[drowsy steppe]

is almost unrecognizable as punch up

[deft badge]

Is Jack punch up?

[drowsy steppe]

yea

[deft badge]

I only figured cause Irish tbh

[wheat matrix]

jack who? septiceye?

[deft badge]

Punch Up is legit one of my favorites

[wheat matrix]

I love punchup

[visual stream]

gaiz we got famous "buttfuck piss shit fart" youtuber to va

[wheat matrix]

he was a fun character

[deft badge]

Think so, yeah

[heady rapids]

golem is yung gravy

[deft badge]

||he's just punching dicks||

[drowsy steppe]

Toxic deserved it

[deft badge]

Bro I cried in the last episode when ||you tell toxic he has a special move||

That shit was hysterical

[wheat matrix]

that was so funny LMAO

wait

invis or blazer

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/vOdk0w3a9gM this is peak

[deft badge]

Visi

[wheat matrix]

Respect

[drowsy steppe]

Avengers Assemble of Dispatch

[heady rapids]

did they forget to reveal this during tga

[drowsy steppe]

no

[deft badge]

Golem did the monotone delivery thing way, way better

I think that's another reason I dislike Sonar so much

[wheat matrix]

golem is a better character for it too

[deft badge]

Golem is also a monotone monster man

[wheat matrix]

yeah

he's a big dude

[heady rapids]

yeah but he has a voice changer

[wheat matrix]

he's kinda... slow speaking

[heady rapids]

i couldnt tell that was yung gravy

[deft badge]

Tbh I could when he went "I'm in my bag"

[wheat matrix]

oh right

waterboy or uh

the other one

[drowsy steppe]

is it

[heady rapids]

i picked waterboy

[deft badge]

My first run i picked Phenomaman

[wheat matrix]

I also picked waterboy

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-silksong-absolute-cinema-hornet-absolute-cinema-silksong-hollow-knight-silksong-gif-5012008976124037910

[heady rapids]

it's a very heavy echo or something like that

[wheat matrix]

waterboy felt pretty good

[heady rapids]

idk about the technical details

[wheat matrix]

phenoma felt stupid good when u got him near the end

[deft badge]

I kinda don't mechanicslly love Pman

[drowsy steppe]

because you cant level him up

[deft badge]

You don't do anything with him

Yeah

[heady rapids]

i

like

[deft badge]

Hes just good

[drowsy steppe]

waterboy better

[heady rapids]

the gameplay part is so optional

[wheat matrix]

it literally gives u a choice between a villager and a jagen

[heady rapids]

i dont even wanna discuss anything

[wheat matrix]

the gameplay part was fun imo

[heady rapids]

it only exists so you can hear cool interactions

[solar gorge]

restraining myself from finishing control rn

[wheat matrix]

it was fast enough it didn't overstay it's welcome

[solar gorge]

i'll keep sum for later

[deft badge]

I like the actual dispatching part of dispatch tbh

[wheat matrix]

but it was fun enough that it was a nice minigame

yeah

[drowsy steppe]

the gameplay does have a function

[heady rapids]

it's cool but

[drowsy steppe]

mainly for Visi redemption points

[heady rapids]

idc about minmaxing and shit in a text adventure lol

[drowsy steppe]

and making sure you can forgive whoever got cut

[heady rapids]

i mean i guess

[deft badge]

Tbh? I like the funny gambling animation

[drowsy steppe]

it improves success chance 😛

[heady rapids]

it's cool but

[drowsy steppe]

like get synergy level on characters

[heady rapids]

i'd just recommend playing uhhh

this is the police

[drowsy steppe]

on level 3 you get a 15% boost to success

[deft badge]

I really liked Malevola tbh

[drowsy steppe]

shes alright

[wheat matrix]

isnt she just magik

[deft badge]

Magik Hellboy ig

[wheat matrix]

i liked her

[heady rapids]

yeah if magik always wanted to grab your junk

[wheat matrix]

she ended up beiong a pretty good unit too

[deft badge]

Prism was 10/10 tbh

[wheat matrix]

she was

[heady rapids]

the only person i didnt like was couple

coupe

[wheat matrix]

I liked flambe a lot too

[heady rapids]

mauinly cause she's literally hitler

[heady rapids]

best char

hands down

[deft badge]

Flambae is such a dickhead its hard not to like him

[heady rapids]

best redemption arc

[drowsy steppe]

dumb argument

[wheat matrix]

yeah

he's kinda hatable

id hate him irl

but he's a very fun character

[heady rapids]

idk man

if you tell him

that you're macho man

or whatever

[wheat matrix]

i did

[heady rapids]

this is hands down the best char development in the whole game

[deft badge]

The only character I genuinely disliked was Sonar tbh

Charlie voice+actually insufferable personality

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/533050129700356106/1435706294903378130/attachment.gif

he is so based

cyberbullying

and what was it

[drowsy steppe]

hes boring

[heady rapids]

suicide baiting?

something along the lines

[drowsy steppe]

tax evasion

[heady rapids]

i thought i'd cut him when i learned that i can do that

but like

no way coupe is staying lol

then he grew on me

[deft badge]

I knee-jerk cut coupe and immediately regretted it tbh

[heady rapids]

blame blonde blazer

[drowsy steppe]

I cut sonar on my 1st

[heady rapids]

for doing that

snowballed everything by making you cut a person

smh my head

[deft badge]

Tbh i didn't realize they were my only two choices going in

[heady rapids]

i kind of spoiled myself cause

[plush estuary]

Guys

[heady rapids]

before i even started

[plush estuary]

I need a background for newest thumbnail

[heady rapids]

i said that i hated charlie's voice acting

[plush estuary]

what should I use

[heady rapids]

the dead ogryn on dreyko

[plush estuary]

Okay

[heady rapids]

title it

uh

[wheat matrix]

i really hate that

[heady rapids]

new update nerfs ogryn

cause

dodge linger

yeah

dude im so smart

[plush estuary]

its gonna be something like DN build mk2

[deft badge]

"Darktide mobility buffs kill ogryn REAL"

[drowsy steppe]

good

we should remove #ogryn-class

[wheat matrix]

deez nutz?

[deft badge]

Tbh I'd have cut golem but he really grew on me towards the end

[wheat matrix]

i ended up liking golem a lot

[deft badge]

Same

[heady rapids]

golem is cool yeah

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-memoji-gif-23490017

mfw i have to dodge on ogryn .

[deft badge]

The goofy ass image of his big smile at the end

When you're all rolling out

[heady rapids]

i have quite a bit of

shitty screenshots

[wheat matrix]

hes not dead

[heady rapids]

like this

look....

[wheat matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-laughing-rage-bait-gif-8366393814504091925

[deft badge]

Tbh I love Robbie Robbieson and the MM suit itself

[wheat matrix]

his ragebait was successful

[deft badge]

Aaron Paul did way, way better than I thought he would after Powerplex

[heady rapids]

that he did

i didnt dislike him as powerplex tho

[wheat matrix]

I mean there was also the crit role cast in the mix

and they're all heavy hitters

[drowsy steppe]

https://fxtwitter.com/cemiquirs/status/1995754698515906886?s=46&t=MW0pdxMWdnXShRguiSSusQ is peak...

emi (@cemiquirs)

#invisimech's second dance
︀︀#dispatch

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[deft badge]

Powerplex was my least favorite part of that season cause the VA work felt so rough

[heady rapids]

well

he did say he's not coming back to invincible lol

[plush estuary]

went to max settings for the SS and holy

feels like a diff game

[plush estuary]

but 5 fps...

[heady rapids]

?

[plush estuary]

Sugmar

[deft badge]

Genuinely idk how you pick BB

[drowsy steppe]

you can

shes a more stable partner

[heady rapids]

well she doesnt sexually assault you

[drowsy steppe]

and saves Robert multiple times

[deft badge]

Hold on I have an image for this

[heady rapids]

but she is literally hitler sadly

[drowsy steppe]

dumb argument...

like

they flipped the saving dynamic

and that was pretty cool

usually its the male character doing it

[hexed igloo]

Yeah it'd be better if Hitler sexually assaulted you sure

[heady rapids]

no i mean visi assaults you

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-laughing-laugh-gif-13945267

[heady rapids]

bb is hitler

[wheat matrix]

Ngl

[hexed igloo]

What's the fuckin point then

[heady rapids]

and you do have a choice of

kissing her

[wheat matrix]

Blazer looks better when she takes the gem off

[heady rapids]

so you can sexually assault hitler

does that make sense

[drowsy steppe]

both

[hexed igloo]

Okay you're pulling me back in you lost me for a minute

[drowsy steppe]

but I do understand her wanting to be more Mandy

[wheat matrix]

I like blazer a lot

But visi was just too good

[drowsy steppe]

just say you have a CNC kink

[hexed igloo]

Is this the cutsceneslop game

[drowsy steppe]

yea

[wheat matrix]

Obviously she had a bigger character arc

[drowsy steppe]

Dispatch

[heady rapids]

what could cnc possibly mean in the context of hitler here

command n conquer?

[drowsy steppe]

iunno you mention sexually assault a lot..

[wheat matrix]

I think I really locked in on her when she went into the jewelers heist

[drowsy steppe]

google it Im not saying it here

[hexed igloo]

Iunno why they didn't just make it a show or smth and have the actual game play part of dispatch be like a spinoff thing

Like u clearly wanted to just make a show

[heady rapids]

just afk the game

mimimi zzzz

[drowsy steppe]

eeh it would partly work

but the actual dispatching does determine how Visi will turn out

[deft badge]

Nvm its the "idk how to flirt if you wanna argue hmu" meme

[drowsy steppe]

she

BB suffers from less screentime sadly..

still happy that we got the scenes we got

[wheat matrix]

It’s a visual novel

[heady rapids]

yeah we got 1 (one) nipple

[wheat matrix]

It’s just much higher quality

[deft badge]

Have you played a telltale game before

[wheat matrix]

I haven’t!

[drowsy steppe]

from some of the devs that made The Walking Dead...

[heady rapids]

well they did literally want dispatch to be a show

[wheat matrix]

They killed fucking scooter in a tales game and I’ll never forgive them that

[drowsy steppe]

yea

[heady rapids]

like in the most literal sense of it

[drowsy steppe]

live action too iirc

[deft badge]

I highly reccomend Wolf Among Us

[heady rapids]

among us

[wheat matrix]

I probably won’t

[drowsy steppe]

but COVID hits

[visual stream]

No they clearly wanted to tell a tale

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-imposter-imposter-among-us-sus-among-us-sus-gif-158167910449982651

[wheat matrix]

I’m not a huge fan of the style overall

[drowsy steppe]

and they transitioned to a game format

[heady rapids]

glass him

[wheat matrix]

Dispatch was good, but it’s not something I’ll be looking for more of likely

[deft badge]

Dispatch is defo the best thing they've done but my second favorite is Wolf

[heady rapids]

i played uhh

minecraft story mode

for 20m

[drowsy steppe]

I only know that people are begging for the wolf 2...

[hexed igloo]

minecraft dungeons easily the best spinoff

actual peak

[heady rapids]

i love dungeons

it's pretty boring but

i feel overwhelmed by classical diabloids

[deft badge]

Its a great mythology take tbh

[heady rapids]

so it's just the right thing

[hexed igloo]

ttgs shit is so boring to me like id rather just read a book

im playin a game to play a agame

[drowsy steppe]

never really got into it

[visual stream]

My friend has been trying to get me into it
Does it have actual decent build variety and a fun gameplay loop

[drowsy steppe]

or even aware what mythology retelling it is

[heady rapids]

it's

[visual stream]

I played when it first came out and it didn't seem all that special

[heady rapids]

alright

[hexed igloo]

its fun to kill an hour with

[heady rapids]

idk

you got like yeah

items and shit

but you just wanna turn off your braiin and look at numbers

[hexed igloo]

its one of those games you just open just to play for an hour or two

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-dungeons-gif-24113965

[visual stream]

Oh, I usually just leave it to Roblox to fill that niche of games

[heady rapids]

it's not like poe or diablo where you're gonna sink thousands of hours just grinding shit

[hexed igloo]

its like opening risk of rain but you arent locked into a run for 8 hours

[heady rapids]

roblox is doodoo caca

[visual stream]

Be a Fish or Be Fish or whatever it's called

Peak mind numbing gameplay

[heady rapids]

unless you have the minecraft autism

[hexed igloo]

if you aint playing phantom forces youre doing roblox wrong

gunfight arena is also fun

[visual stream]

I rolled a betta fish which is faster than most other fish in the game

[heady rapids]

i only play that one

uh

[visual stream]

So I ran away and grew up and then chased everyone else down constantly

[heady rapids]

randomizer ffa game

you know

the one

[visual stream]

Arsenal?

Not usually FFA but

[hexed igloo]

minecart ride through 13 pregnant hyenas?

[heady rapids]

does it have dmc moveset as a gun

[visual stream]

Hmmm dunno

They have a lot of guns

[drowsy steppe]

Ive been poked to try Roblox...

[visual stream]

It has a cheap Russian accent announcer

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483702636479119370/1448043972458053814/8mb.video-sr2-AXdSlsnJ.mp4?ex=6941bc8a&is=69406b0a&hm=29f7555d6be8f09f69c3d62a470f2db4f3dfaf947ef2d6cd8a1c42d555117ca8&

this

[visual stream]

Do you have ADHD or like fast-paced games

[drowsy steppe]

I probably do have undiagnosed ADHD lol

[heady rapids]

i only play this and

[visual stream]

Play Grace

[heady rapids]

realistic hood testing

which is just tarkov guns on a hood map

[hexed igloo]

yk arbitrator penances are way fucking easier than zealots ive got 46/60 for both, but ive done 70 zealot missions and only 30 arby missions

[drowsy steppe]

whats Grace

[visual stream]

Think Doors but it's not WalkSlop

Levels are fast-paced and it progressively gets harder

[heady rapids]

@visual stream whats with the reaction

[visual stream]

Also two modes outside of the main one, and the one called Reprieve is peak stimulation

[solar gorge]

back in my days people just played Gmod

when they wanted that kinda stuff smh

[heady rapids]

i played a lot of breach

back in the day

and that's it i think

[visual stream]

Oh I mistook your game for a different one

Reaction revoked

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzy-mice-gif-12371265837555442738

[heady rapids]

but yeah that's kind of all i play

tbh

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/luthen-andor-star-wars-starwars-luthen-happy-gif-543426695820652362

[heady rapids]

just shooting kids up

[solar gorge]

when all u should be playing is havoc with me

[heady rapids]

what else is there to do

[drowsy steppe]

when

[heady rapids]

im watching star wars rn

[drowsy steppe]

its always when are you playing with me

but when it comes playtime...

[hexed igloo]

I'm sittin on my couch comfy as fuck w my new pillows I copped the other day

[drowsy steppe]

they ghost...

[solar gorge]

right meow

[tranquil bone]

TTT paving the way for an entire genre

[heady rapids]

mb cant launch roblox rn and check cause govt kind of banned it last week

[hexed igloo]

Lmao

[drowsy steppe]

give me a couple hours I gotta do somethin

[heady rapids]

wcyd

[drowsy steppe]

then we play...

[solar gorge]

i just played control for 11 hours straight i'm tweakin

[drowsy steppe]

lol

[hexed igloo]

Do you want some soy sauce

[obsidian prairie]

Just remembered why I haven't re finished control

The game really likes to corrupt my saves

[heady rapids]

i remember a really funny thing about control

on release it was

pretty funny

[hexed igloo]

I haven't played it I've just seen some if it

[heady rapids]

on one boss you had to turn the settings down and look down at the ground on certain attacks so you wont crash

[hexed igloo]

Why's it making a comeback

[tranquil bone]

I never had corruption issues but I swear to God I got soft locked in the DLC

[sterile stone]

FBC tanked

[heady rapids]

@visual stream

[hexed igloo]

I thought control was one of those games everyone loved when it came out and then they all forgot about it

[sterile stone]

And the company needs to make a cash infusion

[drowsy steppe]

I might buy Control winter sale..

[hexed igloo]

And it just rotted under a rug like a dead rat

[solar gorge]

Control already went on sale

for 5

[tranquil bone]

I mean, it's a single player game. There is only so much to say years on

[visual stream]

I remember Find the Meowls

Did you find them all yet

[solar gorge]

it was on sale for 5 when they announced resonant

[heady rapids]

find the meowls is peak ong

no

[drowsy steppe]

oh damn

good to know

[hexed igloo]

So they dug up the dead horse and just spammed a defib until it started moving again?

[obsidian prairie]

I mean

[solar gorge]

it is sadly no longer on sale

[obsidian prairie]

What else are they gonna do

[heady rapids]

lambda got the last copy

[obsidian prairie]

Alan Wake 3

[sterile stone]

They're trying to recoupe the loss from FBC firebreak

[heady rapids]

alan woke

[hexed igloo]

Control 2 maybe

[sterile stone]

Cause that game fucking tanked hard

[solar gorge]

they fumbled so hard

[sterile stone]

[drowsy steppe]

wait is remedy

[heady rapids]

they could always go to tim sweeney

[solar gorge]

right after making this peak

[drowsy steppe]

the same remedy that made alan wake 2

[solar gorge]

how

[heady rapids]

alan woke

[obsidian prairie]

Thats control resonant dumbass

[visual stream]

smh...

[hexed igloo]

Was it an overwatch clone or a tarkov clone

[solar gorge]

a coop shooter

[obsidian prairie]

Horde shooter

[sterile stone]

Darktide clone

[solar gorge]

ala lf4d i think

[heady rapids]

lf3d

more like

[obsidian prairie]

DOA

[drowsy steppe]

fuck I gotta wait for winter sale oh well

[solar gorge]

yeah

[heady rapids]

when we hoppin on fbc

?

[solar gorge]

which is a shame because the universe is super cool

[sterile stone]

The sad shit about FBC is

[hexed igloo]

Sometimes I forget l4d clones are still sometimes being made

[sterile stone]

It had so much hype

So much promise

[obsidian prairie]

Apparently the beta was better than release

[sterile stone]

The playtesters even loved it

Yeah

[hexed igloo]

Lmao

[heady rapids]

motherfucker says that on a dt server

wild

[solar gorge]

i remember yamato hyping the game in this chat everyday lmao

b4 release

[heady rapids]

YEAH THE BASTARD

[sterile stone]

He was a playtester

That's why

[drowsy steppe]

i was gonna say

[heady rapids]

i still ping him if there's any news on fbc

[hexed igloo]

Hey darktide is different because you can uhhhhhhh dodge

[sterile stone]

He wanted to feel important

[drowsy steppe]

you are not immune to propaganda

[heady rapids]

like

yam will forever bear this cross

i will make sure of it

[solar gorge]

so happy i didn't get into control before firebreak

i dodged a 50cal

[heady rapids]

2h refund window

[sterile stone]

If there's one game I wish didn't die

The Cycle Frontier

[solar gorge]

evolved ?

[heady rapids]

i thiubk i played cycle

for like

[sterile stone]

Evolve can stay dead

[heady rapids]

a couple hours

[sterile stone]

Fuck that game

[heady rapids]

it felt very cheap

and boring

[sterile stone]

Hey guys

[heady rapids]

mimimi

[sterile stone]

Pay $20 each for our 8 billion DLCs

Yeah fuck that

[heady rapids]

i wish adrktide was still alive