#zealot-class
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fml
Its just like 4 blessing points
somehow mr. clean has returned

you will be back
??
we spent a solid amount of time looking for these muhfuh
then fatfish said "OI dumbasses, they are over here"
so they learned something with Mortis
now they need to add that to Aegis Station[
Poxbursters still aren't fixed why
Audio, consistent detonation mechanic, randomly stopping in place right outside of shove range
:D
I see the vision
Try to mantle
No
Don't just try
Do mantle
DRG skills transfer over
i wish darktide had a commentator
beyond hadron and dukane and etc
"Did you just die to a poxburster?"
and some fucking guy ltg's you
LMFAO
Hadron saying "are you serious, varlet? That's the fourth hound you've fallen under, get it together!"
And the fu k ass gif of spoingtone doin the lil chud dance forced itself into brain like a cognito hazard
chudton
Idk if there's like much ive consumed
Much cock amirite
In like media where i could instantly recognize the character from pike
Like
The first chord of their theme
Or a few pixels
Quite like sprinkle tone
I can't pick anything out from the first chord or what have you I need like at least a few seconds or a 50x50 picture
Or lancer
i can tell the name of every single song in the ost by the first few notes get on my lvl
@spare talon what do i want on this?
really?
Always collat dump
huh?!?!
But yeah speedload run n gun solves 90% of the problems with the gun
Collat is only stagger
oh
i see
#undertale #deltarune #sans #susie #noelle #ralsei #deltarunechapter1 #deltarunechapter3 #deltarunechapter2 #deltarunechapter4
and it barely has stagger to begin with
at max it cant knock dogs off ppl with normal shots
my copy of scum is haunted
Y
Speaking of haunted
Where is Stan on this, the release day
Shouldn't he be showing us his latest concoction of pool scum smoothie or something
he was a sleepy boy
goddamn, people really aren't built for these streets, huh
have you seen this man in your dreams
this feels like extreme heresy
unworthy of having his image on your self
Scou ain't scuilt for these screets scuh
i think 85% of humanity isn't worthy of much of anything in the 42nd millenium
Would it be heresy to have a pinup of a feminized god-emperor
doesnt the imperium explicity not care about crime as long as you believe in the imperial truth
@deft badge do you have a group you play darktide with btw
i haven't checked female voices yet but i guess I like the outlaw in character creation
my moba friends play it with me sometimes but they dont go past like
damns normally
we should've probably invited you but I genuinely forgor
ahhhhh
couple homies scumming together
aye
StayScumbleHomies
you still playing??
I'm barely lucid
LMFAO
y don't u go to sleep unc
I'm eating a mozzarella salad
LoFiBeatsToScumTo
meeee
What perks do i want on the bonesaw
Scumming with the boys
do yk if soulframe founders stuff is available in soulframe right now
Aye, he took a break and I gained 8 levels on em
He's now back
Damn u scummed on him
Aye
Scame?
Doesn't matter, I'll scum on em again
Make him scum 💯 🔥
They are
it is to warframe what world of warcraft is to starcraft or something
So it's just reskin warframe
if you're stupid 
Rollslop
not in the slightest
OK yeah just peeped the steam page
anyone have the broken mod list?
lol
It does however look like the clunkiest piece of shit I've ever seen from the gameplay trailer
no its not too clunky
Looks like trying to fight will feel like pulling teeth
Other than that it's elden ring made by hogwarts legacy devs eh
Looks fine I guess
there's a thread in the modding discord
Very cool all of my mods are fucked
It happens a couple times in a mission bruh I'm bound to notice that shit
I first I thought that a cosmetic was flickering or something
Please come back to me weapon customization now that I've had a reflex sight I can't go back to ironsight hell
Like clipping issues
Then when it happened again I thought I saw a fucking face
Then I checked the recording
With insomnia, nothings real. Everythings far away. Everythings a copy of a copy of a copy.
Scene from Fight Club.
TM & © Fox (1999)
i've seen the face too
someone else in my group also realized what it was once i said it
please tell me you started busting out laughing
this is actually
one of the funniest bugs I've ever seen in Darktide
it's haunting me
hey at least you didn't get hit with this
Watch Evil fucked up Audio Bug by Galeophobia and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal. #warhammer40000darktide

I saw crowbar and had to
Also I found where he landed...
https://youtu.be/Z0wL6DXIvoc?si=4JXYhDi07lYD9Vv2 @sterile stone
This video is an unofficial fan animation.
Voice actors who contributed to the production of the video -
Ryan Negrón
Website: https://ryannegronvo.com/
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@erinnicolelundquist / @ErinLundquistVA
Hercowles
https://x.com/HERC0WLES
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@nickgikasvo
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Nathan Riddle
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Oh it's actually done now?
yea
which mk hs
So I'm hearing to wait until next patch to play again?
CHAINSWORD IN HELLDIVERS
owie
They also gave it ozempic
Pulled filesize back down to like 25gb
so it lost weight and quit smoking huh
even so it was like, fifteen gigs I wanna say
what the hell else did they include
All the space was duplicated textures for hard drives
you're kidding me
And like a 12gb image of a tomato or smth
Deadass
that fucking console loading racket that somehow loads two independent identical files faster than one, twice
Yeah something like that very funni haha if you use 2 it loads twice as fast
the mechanics of computer code is fully lost on me
if I even see a picture of a logic gate my nose starts bleeding
boolean logic is black magic and has no place on this planet
Yea I can't comprehend computers
Mine, if I leave it on without touching it for awhile my whole desktop breaks
mannnnn that's actually lowkey irritating about the filesize
The icons become giant, I can't open win menu, all the Taskbar icons disappear
cuz they already tried whatever scumbag move they did with forcing everyone to sign up to PSN or whatever it was
against their will I think
To be fair, there was a pop-up initially saying "you need a psn account to play this game" and everyone ignored it and then got all pissy about it
They coulda made it clearer
up in arms about a thing we were already using
And coulda restricted purchases in those regions to begin with but
Yeah for real
I spent the whole time just like "are yall fr what's the issue"
naw they slipped it into the EULA and tried to gotcha! the entire playerbase
it's not a big deal in the scheme of things but the sheer audacity of trying to pull it off
"Muh personal data" chuds when they realize that they have a phone
it's slicked-back EA C-level executive slimebag behavior
'just triple the size of the update, who cares, they won't notice and even if they do what're they gonna do about it'
I can't tell if you're playing devils advocate or what but like when u open the game for the first time there was a bigass pop-up saying "YOU NEED A PSN ACCOUNT TO PLAY"
Understandable
lol I was/am
Cod moment
I mean I even had to gutcheck myself on the issue with the sudden realization, AFTER I'd already gotten all up in arms about it
....I'd had a PSN account since day one of GTA online on a PS3
Oh I spent the whole time just not getting why everyone was so angry
nothing was changing
I've never owned a ps I already had a psn
heh yeah, totally a collective pot/kettle moment
Mfs going "nooooo psn will steal my data" and then opening tiktok
Vro it's all Chinese spyware shut up goddamn
but expecting introspection out of the capital G Gamer population is like
It's like seeing bigfoot
I'd expect the president to impeach himself first
If it actually happens ain't no mf believing you
Didn't he
I don't know politics I don't even know why he was in a peach
criminal
see I thought it was a big grammar kerfluffle
or he was talking about his skin tone
I'M PEACH
I thought he got caught jaywalking
which mk heavy sword
the one you enjoy most
new double barrel shotgun oneshots terminid spitters if you land most of the buckshot in the face
slash neck/chest underneath
what about the grundle
what a goat
chat I was informed I need to update the modloader so shit doesn't crash?
Yes
alright thanks
the full charge special Thammer to kill that burster
I got saved
i didn't know there was also dual stub pistols
yeah lol
makes me wonder, is there a benefit to spinning the braced pistols in vermintide
scum seems cool but i'm bad at builds so idk what to do with any of this stuff
I like the toxin knife
he took one for the team
respect
a baby in uprising brought the health battery from start of mission all the way to the end
On a mission
KING

i love these.
oh yeah, which takes priority as a dumpstat, collateral or mobility
mob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aight thanks
Collateral
Though for some weapons collateral is useful
Most though its an active detriment
total fuckin champ
actually keeping that thing start to finish is a not insignificant effort
fighting your attention span and keeping track of it almost as much as fighting the heretics
I remember one mission I saw a loose battery that went to nothing and was like fuck it, boys were bringing this home, so we sat there tossing around us as we purged xeno filth, and then nearly lost it as we went into a chamber and I was like, where's the battery, we all looked at each other saying, uhh I thought he had it...we managed to keep it with us till the end
it's like gnome chompski in left 4 dead!
Oh god I remember that so much, its exactly like that, I remember one time someone wanted to do it and as a dude was carrying it he jumped off a wrong spot and we lost the gnome...that was a sad day

hive scum feels like the one class I can say I've actually been fucked over by not having anything to hit
same lmao
though I do not enjoy having everything gunned down the moment I get to it
and then fucked over by ranged fire and no cover
very true
this is already how I play knife zealot so it hasn't been too bad of a transition lol
Or run blinders
bazooka is too fun
I like staring down charging mutants like the anti-tank crews of WWII
I love blinders
Blinders are goated and they have the most fun regen in game
Scum is genuinely the most fun I've had on DT in a long time
It's the only class I go "oh fuck I might die" on
yeah lmao, but when you're tearing, you're TEARING
we rep the green and gold round here
maybe it's just because I've still been running heresy (only just unlocked damnation for scum), but I've been able to 2 tap maulers and crushers
it's great
i love hyper violence
once I unlock auric I'll be sticking to it
I'll be on your block tomorrow morning
how good is chem damage from the grenade and knive throw and stuff
I've been living by the shivs, but I'm gonna give the crowbar a go now
I'm a little turned away by the blunt side always starting with strike downs unless you start with push attack
i want blunt for cleave
Idk if this is good but it's what I've been using and it is rather fun
I'm going more middle tree
Desperado my goat
I love having weakspot damage
same
i gotta get some proper resists on my curios but I've been waiting until I get at LEAST 16% toughness curios
to care about consecrating
Ive had fuckin
+17 percent hp and +14 percent toughness
I dont even have a third one rn
It doesnt even matter
Rest well!
Tomorrow I penance grind
Something happened for once tho
Gave you a taste of freedom so you knew how bad depravity could get
Lol
chainsword is a blast
if you continue to hold the attack key while your current swing in progress connects, you'll stick to the target and saw for as long as you continue to hold DO
non-held attacks swing for a much wider cleave angle than other weapons and will tick several attacks for as long as the attack animation is midswing
so if you catch something at the start of the swing you'll tickticktick as the attack continues, or you can use it to hit and cleave several targets in a single swing
turning as you swing and whatnot can cleave hit a full 180*
plus it's third person so you're right there for all the gritty details
I hereby certify it as a full-use Jackson Pollack Picture Generator
I think I've been rolling most attributes for my dnd characters since 2010
Can't choose? Just roll
what aare the darktide review?
Actually still mostly positive surprisingly, wait until the balance patch for it comes, then itll get review bombed
Ive definitely seen some dumb nonsensical reviews
Like dis if u cri evryteim
next time post the full pge
so you can credit the artist
tf is killing blown in darktide?
tf is killing blows
A blow that kills
Haven't tried it yet
if its 1s less per kill
this shit can be very busted
inf toxin build
yet to try doh
: P
Oi
Wolper stop stealing my builds
karking stinker
you better not be using blinders

people may not know this but you the blinder is free to taake home
just go krill your 20th local heretic
and pick them off there corpse
does flamer/bomber resist give resistance to fire on the ground
If its from them it should, honestly though the better strategy is to pick a direction and dodge that way. If you try to walk or run out you'll get staggered, you still take damage while dodging through but you won't get stopped if you do it right.
Why the font different
What did they do to my beloved
It feels different
Something about how it feels when it swings, damage and all that feels the same but something just feels off
Like the hitpause, the sound, or the visuals, something is off
What did they do to my beloved

Nothing lol
Oh wait
There's a sound bug or something
I KNEW IT
Stuffs out of sync
SOEMTHING FEELS WRONG
That's new ain't it
ye
This does explain a lot
now they just need to add friendly fire
i might have a problem
its the one from the website pookie
you should give blud a better hairline
its not my meme!!
kitty :D
true
pet it
@drowsy steppe may have just had a stroke but given phenomamans planets beauty standards, shove him and waterboy together
what is blud even yapping abt
dispatch
nope
Slopparch
Point and laugh at this user
Idk why people rave about dispatch that shit so mid 💔
😔
Peak game
pensive bc u relate 2 him
noob...
isnt that literally just minecraft
Yes
no
I too want to be loved
Peak dev team too for not falling to modern slop standards of gaming
Story slop with super heros, how riveting 🗣️
"It looks like Minecraft but plays much more hardcore. Getting your first pickaxe, for example, takes hours. In the beginning you’ll be knapping flint into knives and basic tools, then firing clay and charcoal to get a primitive furnace, then it’s a struggle to get enough copper to make into a pickaxe, etc. Every tool feels earned and the world is quite dangerous, depending on your settings. Food preservation is paramount for winter survival."
oh its RLcraft
Welcome back tell tale
Story slop 😭
Wasn't it a munecraft mod?
probably given rlcraft is a minecraft mod
looks like someone just managed to convince people to pay for free mods
OoOooOoo not so super super heros
RLCraft except u dont go underground and get instantly 1-tapped by some shittily designed jumpscare mob or a dragon spots you from 400 blocks away and nukes you
Snoooore
The parasocial shut ins will love this one
What having fun does to a mf

house made of dirt and wood 👍
I mean I support people getting payed for there passion
personally
robert x waterboy
Gamers when a game doesn't have a ball or a gun on it
Hytale next year
🗣️
or malevola x waterboy
Waterboy x waterboy
He need to believe and love himself more
golem and prisms the only duplicators so far
GSC jumpscare
german sir?
tf is GSC
hes so sweet
theres a bit of a eldritch abomination in your wife good sir
You mean MY wife
sir my wife is the lady doing anime shit
wooohha back off ddue
does Zealot Bolt pistol have explosive rounds? or did i mistake weapons?
the second mark yes
waaow
what is this? decent cosmetics you don't have to pay for? get out of my money hungry company
oh
i am dumb
damn they really nicking the ogryns clothes
bling of war
bling chilling
theyre even better than the deluxe set
yep, i didn't get the deluxe set because most of the cosmetics are boring
the surgeon scalpel skin for the shivs is pretty rad
caesars legion lookin ass
look like that desert dystopian diesel punk film
hivescum with the gamer posture
mad max more like sane maximillian
hey wom
i am krilling you
grounded maxwell
wassup I just woke up
YOU DO NOT SLANDER MY GOAT
MAXIMALIAN ARMOR
maximale armor
real
and bluing
a gold trim fan
If I was megarich I would get a set
arent fursuits at around the same price range
modern plate armor
idk
how much is a fursuit ive heard theyre expensive af
oh yea def
how to burn money
do I trust redditor numbers
space wolf
what about a suit of armour?
because whoever makes it can charge whatever they want if some dipshit buys it
why are we talking about furries AGAIN
yeah no im fine with it just curious
how is this sticker from stinktidde?
Have zealot been nerfed or
Or the new 3 mission campaigns in aurics are just hard in damage dealt by the heretics ?
The only real real nerf was the duelist change back in Battle for Tertium
Yeah with a billion other buffs
auric campaign missions are ez
no please understand duelist broke the game
i love random ass nerfs when the name of the game is powercreep
I just realised
Zealot isn't nerfed
They touched the skill tree
And I haven't go my abilities back
lmao
So I'm doing aurics with.. nothing lmao
AGAIN
yessir
Was bro going raw 💀
yep
might as well be playing scum
I usually don't die, nor even got taken down in aurics
lol
@sullen forge https://x.com/awesumzombiefac/status/1995920737169809605?t=WOa3Cx4vvmaJ7aM7oDiEdg&s=19
why does blackcell stuff always look so ugly
Not a lot of black
ALRIGHT
I ain't going to No Man's Land without the skill tree this time
This was embarassing enough
....
Did we got back to the original skill tree ?
i think i cooked the best chem scum build ever made
ey lambdaa
Slop
i'm such a beast
No this is the battle for Tertium tree still
wheres my kiss you promised me 3000 years ago @solar gorge
i ate it
i am getting in you to get it back
They can't just change the skill tree like that every two-three months 💀
Oh dear
Usually I make a neat skill tree and then forget about it 'cause I stick with it for everything but now
They just moved everything up and down
If you remember this you had a good childhood
i remenber plying smth close to this after school in the computer room
exxcept it was moded and you get to ply as a shojen nime protag
Im having trouble reading that friend
i have trouble writing sentence
Ahh ok
so moded map in some wow game where you pick one of the maany famous anime protag
luffy was busted character
in short
nastolgia
now i know why my melee was lacking
i haven't gotten a single new weapon since early game, i keep getting guns
buy
some
melee
stoopid
i was like "i will wait to get a drop" but i think i cant
shake my head
also i was saiting till i unlock the Relic sword or the BATON
Just use your immense wealth to force a perfect drop at level 12, then use all the extra buys to sac for mastery
500 power score weapons in heresy go brrr
hmmmmm
i haven;t used Plasteel ONCE
not on all of my 4 characters
i've been just kind of hoarding it
same with Diamentine
90k cant even buy me a femboy skiitari
let alone a Tech priestess
WHEEZE
for Sigmar?
Last I saw my coins was over 700k
The 30k red robes pondering why Skittles needs a snatched waist
No
Both of them
my highest level character is like lvl 20
if i buy them a robe will they let me keep them?
I have 4 maxed classes of every free as in game im rich, ilr I a broke bich T~T
in game i have 90k where most my characters are level 10, irl im going to buy like 3rd combat patrol of figurines
thats why im not buying Arbeites or scum
all my cash goes into Tabletop
Im just hoping to buy my next meal T~T
tfw you spend over a million dockets and still no perfect drop
well, good luck with that. I hope you're exgaggerating
or however you spell it
JUST PICK ONE WITH GOOD STAT AND UPGRADE IT
Hyperbolic
Honestly I would spell it like that to as idk how tf to spell sometimes but I wish I was
I bought like 30 shivs at low level before I realized the chances were probably lower and I was just burning money
no. i will continue using the best drop i get and not waste my Plasteel on filth
Good idea brother, but wait until you have one maxed dude so you can farm with him like I did for my vet
Bad dog
6k plasteel aint coming out of nowhere 😮💨
Mhm, ik i have over 20k of it
i dont think you understand me. im not wasting my plasteel
on anything, im going to hoard it
Oop lol
nah im joking, i actually have no idea how to use it
Hadron
It's been so long since I ran out of a resource I don't remember how much you get from missions
is that one good? the weapon as a whole i mean
Crusher good in general
oh and also 
Basically looks for what effects you want, and get those ones as fast as you can, for weapon levels on the weapon you want, then slowly find the one you want with the stats you want
Buy grey weapons, upgrade one that has the right stat potential
i have not a single upgrade
the worstbest part is when you level your weapon mastery
At this point I have enough credits i just buy Grey's and make them green to level a weapon up lol
74% max potential
i will buy it temporarily
and replace it
JUST BUY NY CURIO
youz stoopid boy
So when I finally made my ogryn, I got to the level with the shield and bam right away had a 500 gold one right away, my partner said, why do I have a maxed out thing already lol
IT JUST RESETED IN FRONT OF MY EYES
The best ones are 21% hp, 19% toughness, and 3 stamina
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
they have a balancing thing now to keep people from getting maxed weapons at level 1 unless you have the mastery already
JUST UPGRADE THE THING
i have 13% hp, take it or leave it
I leveled up to the weapon
weapon rating is what determines the xp you get from destroying them, if you're not max level you wont get max rating weapons when buyingh
BUT I WANT TO TEST MORE WEAPONS, I DONT WANT THE FUCKING AXE ANYMORE
As a lower level yea thats sadly the case until ya hit 30
alright
i mean that the shop reseted
right in front of my eyes
the eavy weapon is gone
it does that\
it does
theres a timer at the bottom for the reset pretty sure
do i just buy it from here?
You can
i really wanted to test it
not bad, is it?
yeah you can, downside of that is rng on your modifers instead of seeing what it is before
Hey decent
mobility is the dumpstat for crushers pretty sure, but at lower level you dont have to worry too much about it
Once ya hit 30, grind money's as fast as ya can so ya can buy a ton and find the perfect stats
definitely gonna need to upgrade as you go because those percentages are oof
20 damage
i got 2% crit chance in melee on it when ascending to green
do i reroll it?
Thats a effect that is part of the weapons leveling system, it can go higher when you level the weapon up
i know, you get diff bonuses on each tier
Oh get a high level one from meiks
each tier you get one more
who?
The dude who has bounty for ya
he doesnt have any weapon i care about
i will wait untill it changes
his shop rotates in 8 hours
i really want to test out those two
hammer is good, shockmaul is just alright
im not in a hurry
also this
relic blades are one zealots best
wait that isnt polish or
thats why i wantto try it
it is
slow though, takes some getting used to
i would skip shock maul and go for thunder hammer and relic blade
thaaats not high gothic
what do you mean
i mean thats not high gothic
the font? no it isnt
Fake ahh language
fuck you mean, its spoken by like 38 million people
My state is bigger than the speakerz of that tolkien language ,,
Did poles forge the rings of power?
Gollum is one of stan's favorite superheroes
I asked him to name a superhero that uses a ring for their power and that was his immediate answer
He also absolutely believes that tinkerbell is a superhero
Asvab waiver
Dd214?
Release from Active Duty
It's the dd214
Released from this Unit back 2 my home Unit
Effective the 7th
Wait noh
30th
When my orderz r up
But i have 36 dayz of leave
Zo i do naaaathing
chem nades are racist
hitler nades
Go 2 colleg..
This coming October
Last month was november bro
Unemployed mfz 4gettin entire monthz ,,
ZIGH !
cica are u playing funny haha class
fake gamer
ppl who think hs is stoo squish should just play chem build
Bros gonna be on the game like a fent addict
ts borked
Im 2 fomo and rlly dont wanna play
Missed all the fun timez on gnarp raiderz
And all the oomfz r auricd on hive
I actually rlly wanna play guts and blackpowder
And do a bunch of stuff irl at home
Next week roblox banned in the us
NoooooooooOoOoOoOOoooOOOh
banned in the eu soon inshallah
I dont get banning something so big as roblox
Need 2 heavily regulate it
If u outright ban it kidz will get vpns
They already do in china
ban it worldwide
Literally just prohibition
Ban all alcohol and we all drink we just go to place/thing that lets us drink alcohol but now no one is regulating the bars or the alcohol cuz it's technically all banned
"We view predators as an oppertunity"
That fucking interview breh
we got to have moneey
Nestle ceo level
this guy is 100% twirling his mustache while looking outside the window
Dont think he even feels the emotion required to necessitate self-centered evil mustache twirling
The PR departement of roblox commiting suicide after that interview
Yet another clinical psychopath contributing to the statistical over representation of psychopaths among ceos
Number go up
Dont care . Number go up
it's a good trait to have in that environment
Also the dude taking the sentence seriously when the interviewer jokingly said gambling in roblox
Why it's over represented
Advantageous in business to lack a conscience
U dont need to empathize w money
And u can hire advertisers
Gogmazios coming soon
The solution? Don't teach children how to read
Ban cups
u must install 300gb of assets to grind the helldivers minigun
and have a guy say "Really? Not even a sorry?" after u teamkill him once with a 120 placed directly on top of a bug breach
goes to show how meanless titles are, just had a "true survivor" die about 6 different times in my HERESY maelstrom
Still has gameguard
i think i'm in the same situation
but something tells me there will be another wb around next week
i wish i could play as bots
swaggiest faction
i farmed a bunch of credits for the police warbond but after the ssd bricking fiasco im not touching the game at all with gameguard
you can pay 5$ a month to bypass it
guh
wcyd
did you install the 23gb version
No. I can withstand the girth


