#zealot-class
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also Neil delivers a 👌
Brother man has a good heart I'll say that much.
astarion is a kibellah wannabe
Fwiw I'm mostly curious about everyone. It's just a matter of who I want to explore and keep on my party.
I never beat that game
nobody will beat my beautiful vampire lesbian wife
Gale takes a bit of a backseat but I'll learn about him inevitably.
I'm listenin
Just let him die
well astarion is still an asshole throughout act 1 and 2
i don’t think i made it even halfway through act 2 before i lost interest
I got past thr tower thingy
i honestly don’t even know if i made it through act 1 lmfao
He's like the flamboyantly gay version of the Irish girl from fallout 4.
Didnt have the motivation to restart
Not too down to nuke a region because I can't just spare some enchantment bumps to my dude.
I met Jaheira and then "took a break"
Troo
That was like a year ago
in bg3
Vampire rhat just sucks men
How so
yah idek who that is lmao
Like me w Rogue Trader ,,
well he's explicityly stated to be pan
Heh . Heheh..
finish rt NOOOWWWWW
Cait is a sorta decent person from the start at least
so vampire bad boy strikes HARD in all the right checkmarks
I bet you'd love your own astarion huh @sterile stone
but the bad in bad boy is actually real tho
because AStarion approves of some fucked up shit 💀
Honestly no
Older women always been the vibe
🤌🏽
Refine your taste
Usually I keep like shadowheart and astarion around as baseline easy to get and use party members. Doubling up on rogues is fun.
I've never had a girlfriend younger than me
YELPS?
Looke here feller
tbh valid
Bro piping down my grandma huh
Yelps
She ain't even like that
I like them both
Uwaaa~~~ r we sh sh sh sure this elevatow is safe ??
Elves are like what 1000 years old or some shit
Depends on the story where they are.
Elves can be whatever age they are
Usually in the century range in most fiction.
Millenia is like
Typically more unique in my experience.
I personally like elves that are 20-30 years old
They live around 6 or 7 centuries
I like em old (they are 100+ years old but still looked physically 30)
And usually what a high elf would be in their twilight years by most people's recycled standards.
And high elves are typically the lamest fucks imaginable.
Do it got cobwebs
Isn't Jaheria an elf?
shes a high half elf
she got a bit of that human genes in her
half elves have a lower lifespan than full elves
I heard human elf hybrids retain some of that longevity
Like they usually live to be like 250
Pretty sure most elves in whatever 5th ed dnd considers is in the solid centuries. Like ~500+ n up.
With any serious magical whatever more than what they have baked in to them bringing it up higher. But that's typically once said elf has access to some depth of magical discipline or something that'll prolong their life anyway.
Word
fwiw astarion is one of my favorites
Had a pulse of 67 and said that 2 the mjr nurse that did my vitals at the demob site
And then did the hand gesture 2 another sgt
And we oth laughed
She just glared at me
No. We're not doing that. It makes me feel old.
Bless her heart ,,
iirc humans can do magic shenanigans too to extend their lifespan
Half elves by at least 5th edition are just elf lite in terms of common lifespan, which far exceed humans in terms of how aging even changes their bodies.
A human who can live to 150 years in 5th edition probably is a big deal magic user, has been utilizing magic and incorporating it into their body by some measure, has an item or whatever. If they look like they're 50 and they're pushing 90, some magic is likely at play.
Dvrk wvke
I like the fantasy explanation of "yeah having lots of mana makes you live longer" and that explains elves both living centuries and being as powerful as they are
Mhm
Is that shit common tho
It's sad that half elves don't get to trance
Maybe?
Someone's sona?
I think 5.5 removed specific lifespan limitations
Oh I see very cool
you are welcome
So can't anyone just fuck around with life extending magic?
Or have it done upon them?
Like, if you're a druid or a paladin or cleric for example, your faith usually plays a role in your longevity.
Like a long practicing human druid can live for maybe a few centuries. But you have to dedicated like a mfker
Other things like maybe having a magically enriched diet can change this too.
And typically ends up with necromancy
Like Vecna?
Elves get that shit built in
Can we just like erase the other chats and banish them to gen
But couldn't they also do longevity magic to make it even better?
Excuse me?
They had that chat without me???
zealot chat is likely to be the first or second one to be erased
Make zelchat the cool kids club where you gotta like send the mods a pic of your balls to get in or smth
lol
I mean writers write some wild stuff 💀
Ive been exposed to some BG3 fanfics
Why can't we talk about the closed beta test
i alr did
that contains some real hard kink stuff 💀
Trump x biden smut
Elves not only have a biological sensitivity to magic, but culturally have cultivated magic in a way where it's as fluid as grocery shopping for humans if that makes sense @sterile stone
its so over
wasnt as bad as doing that script 30 times
I had a weird friend that liked fanfics
lmao
fucking sun achievement didnt trigger
killing myself
finding all the fast travel spots was a bitch too
cursed
unironically tho
bg3 fanfics
Im exposed to kinks that I dont even know existed
So it's not uncommon for elves in fiction broadly to have societies that promote the extension of life because of their cultivation of magic, exposure to magically enriched ecosystems, etc.
It's was weird then, but it's extra weird now that I remember it.
I remember them talking about one specific fanfic I shouldn't read because it was about how a dude raped a kitten during the cold winter outside
Like, these are the kinds of people who like fanfics
thats just one person and one fic
nothing wrong with fanfics as a thing
but that fic tho what the hell 💀
Welcome to: The Shit Humans Can Write On Paper.
Did you know gorilla penitses are actually much smaller than humans'
no
I don't think about gorillas much so no.
yes actually
I promise I learned this information innocently
I'm not confirming that either because I don't feel like it rn.
nah they're telling the truth
Learned from Casual Geographic on YouTube 
the best fanfic Ive read in my experience tho
That's fine. I still like to confirm information for myself, expand on it, etc.
is a fanfic crossover
sharks have 2 penises
between Fallout new vegas and RWBY
learned that today
unironic
Woah
lotta stuff i wouldve wanted to unlearn tbh
I'm agnostic to it.
Earth biologies go nuts anyway.
This is a very funny rock we live on.
Echidnas have 4
the shit dolphins do
honestly
just applying human morality to animals
the animal kingdom is WILDIN
Zeal chat freaky hour
Humans can develop allergies as they age from a combination of factors.
It's the psyker's chat fault
Don't look in psyker
Immune system just kicks in and decides "mmm, no."
Boom new allergy.
Time 2 look
:^)
I think more intelligent animals are subject to a varying grayscale of morality
I gotchu
Ducks are stupid idiots even if they are conceptually evil so you can't really call them evil I GUESS
I mean still whos gonna judge them us?
we're still like the more intelligent and dominant species on earth (at least on land)
Dolphins are much more intelligent, them bullying a lone female and <blank>ing her I would debate is evil, even if to a lesser degree than we are for the same act because of intelligence difference
Yes, I am very judgemental 
Dolphins r evil
Also torturing pufferfish for getting high off of their toxins
It's a whole lot of nothing. Humans developed the concept of morality. Other animals with a capacity for emotional expression and communication and all that got their own angles into how they think.
But they're not out here developing philosophy or pseudo-science meant to put humans in death camps or whatever
They don't got time for that lol
I'd fucking hate waking up with being able to sort of filter other animal species' thoughts into my mind.
I'm not down to wake up to a cacophony of birds screaming about food, mating and other bullshit
Wrdd, almost done wit my dinner I'll be back on in like an hour or less probs
Was playing with jelly and yog
Gotchu
One of the reasons I'm thankful animals don't actually have their own languages
It is...5am
You fuckers
Have not stopped chirping since 3 am
Asking the same shit
Like could you imagine being able to perceive cicadas during their spawn season?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm just lucky I don't have auditory sensory issues. Telepathic broadcasting for bugs? No.
Xavier find me with cerebro and just kill my brain stem. I'm done.
I don't want beef with geese either. I feel like they be talking mad shit.
Ahaha, sapien sucker ass bitch has to "work for money for food" shits on the ground
I will say: as an arachnophobe
What’s the thunder hammer build that can one shot bosses?
having spiders hitting me up for a chat I would absolutely freak tf out
From nowhere. Right in your ear
Hey you playing a game rn? That seems cool cleans fangs
Could you imagine the deranged shit that a mantis would say?
You just got bug Hannibal lector talking about how your flesh looks juicy all the time.
Mantis: `Is there a reason why your children have not tried to rip your head off? I remember my siblings. They were...frail, easy even. Enough to pass for the day's meal.
And the hunger remained everstill`
Fuck that got me.
They actually remember faces
Which is really cool.
I failed to bribe one into being a friend. I didn't have the right amount of chicken bones.
if you preface this with "in menzoberranzan" its just minthara dialogue
They were curious for a second then fucked off.
Mantis: forever fragging.
They just don't care.
Big fan of ants personally
They're wild as fuck
Forgot the species but some can be found in like...I think central africa?
The ones that'll actually fuck on human bodies and have outrageously large hill networks.
Like they will dead ass devour a corpse.
And have an insanely painful bite.
most animals will tbf
I need to actually read back up on that. Don't want to be operating on false bug hype.
Big fan of sky burials
For MKIII evis, I’ve been having alot of luck with H L L L then block swing to handle just about anything.
That said, is there a more optimal attack pattern that I’m just unaware of?
You should look into Waffles the Hyena too
I will not tolerate spider strays
I think you'll like her
Spiders would absolutely talk to you like a coworker hanging out in the corner and catching small things
I am the spider coven mistress.
But like a cool coworker
I have conscripted many a spider into my domain.
If a spider is in your home, it is there for a reason and you will both suffer if you do not allow it to fulfill the reason why it is there
I hate when people kill em
I salute every orb weaver lady that camps at my windows during the summer. Free summer bug pest control
Gnats, aphids, you name it
If it's tiny and flies that woman is your salvation.
I started to stop once I just educated myself more on their capacity and started picking up on identifying them a bit better.
They just look "scary" at least for a lot of the ones that can show up here. Some got fangs too small to really cause a problem.
Morality has an aesthetic bias.
Others, not so much. But if you know what to watch out for, it's fine.
And for me I just think about it like this: I can kill just about any single one of them in one swing. I don't need to be afraid of most. Not even the bigger ones.
Return to monkey if necessary
Kill
Now if these mfkers could get to fallout sizes? Resident evil sizes?
I'd try to shoo em but not necessarily kill
Alexa queue up the 8 legged freaks version of itsy bitsy spider
Good thing spiders fit the aesthetic
so apparently theres a spider monster in Gmod hide and seek
and omg
it looks fucking gigantic and moves exactly like how a spider moves
Im not ever watching that video dawg 😭
gigantic spiders tryna attack me is a nightmare of mine
You know, I used to always kill then until I had pet tarantulas. After having them for years it made me appreciate their role in the food chain.
I now live out in the rural areas of my province, and my house/garden would be overwhelmed if I didn’t let them set up camp and feast. They really save your flowers, veggies, whatever you’re gonna grow
@gray ice If you're on I'll run duos
I've just been invited to help out another person get into the game
tf
Pain undt suffering
I ain't realize i was gonna be in demand at 11pm
Brother man is gonna be the guide
I see a monkey king there. Idk what's going on.
I'll slum it out with randos
there's also a pig
I guess we doing triangles now
Okay so that's what's going on.
Was gonna say there's a pig guy wrapped up in all that but I forgot the name.
yeah i think i saw something about a pig guy
Wait. I could maybe see if I want to fuck with that wukong game.
Aha. Nope. Fuck that price
im not playing soulslikes imma be real
my friend bought an acc to play it
for like 2$
I like souls games and I like very, very few soulslikes
Hellpoint is my favorite soulslike
Depends for me. I used to just despise souls games period.
The Surge tickles a few aesthetic preferences of mine too
i crushed with it in normal absolute but folded in hard strata lmao couldnt land shots under pressure
i need to play the second game
Came from fighting games and character action titles so souls games where misery for me. Just boring as fuck for me
Is that a soulslike?
Fair enough
and it's heavily inspired
man i used to love that game
played through with a buddy of mine a couple times
Tbh I always called it a metroidvania
Like I was coming in to dark souls from ninja gaiden and solo sword lann in vindictus.
Bloodborne saved souls games for me lol
Sekiro made me consider going back to souls1-3.
souls games are all about exploration, music, art, lore, funny builds, cool ass bosses ect so the combat being on the simpler side compared to 2deep4u action games is fine 
there's still a lot of depth to it tbh if u wanna dig in
for example most people dont understand that u can dictate the pacing of any fight and be the aggressor if u know proper boss strafes
Souls and Ninja Gaiden are like, polar opposite games ime
Tbh I never understood the souls game obsession. To me they’re just tutorials on how to roll/dodge 10 times to land 1-2 hits and do it all over again
I can dictate the pace of any fight with enough hyper armor.
souls are very good at training you like a doggy to not be greedy
Totally. Which is where my interests were disconnected.
i prefer monster hunter
my top souls games moment is hyper armor trading with gael at 0 flasks and low hp and winning the trade 
I didn't enjoy how slow things were. It didn't even feel good to play souls games well.
wish i recorded it
i used that 1 greatsword that gives u insane hyper armor and extra dmg to undead
But I got older, explored games very differently as mediums so I'll give it another shot.
I basically loved everything about souls games except actually playing them.
That's the good shit man
God Gael was a good fight
I should play 3 again
gael is perfection
im not sure how bro will hold up compared to the insanity in elden ring but he was perfect
There's really a lot more to it and the soulsy fromsoft titles expand on themselves at every stage all the way up to elden ring which is genuinely interesting to develop now that I just think of games very differently.
er excels at freezing your game the moment the boss does a nuke
not diff related
just the way bosses behave
ds3 bosses largely do the same patterns and are easy to read so i wonder how the fights will feel like if i go back after all the bullshieze ER bosses put u through 
dlc aint hard people are just skill issued
dlc diff comes from having bosses with high resistances and very aggro moveset BUT they all have very specific hard counters and people REFUSE to respecc their builds or try out new shit even tho the game throws respecc items at you like candy
Bloodborne and Sekiro especially have my favorite systems. I'll see what I think of demons, darksouls and elden eventually.
for example rellana can be turned into a bitch if u know how to parry
i still dont know how to dodge the midra nuke
or if u go full unga bunga and break her stance to death
i could only run from it
i iframed it with Endure

it's mainly ex radahn that was dogshit
endure is the goat ash
whats the horse dude's name
commander something
that was a dogshit fight
OH RIGHT HOW COULD I FORGET
commander nial?
THAT ONE DRAGON BEFORE BAYLE
holy fucking dogshit
possibly the worst fight in the entire game
u know how i beat it? dragon hunter katana
its only beatable with shit like that or magic
in melee its pure dogshit
i used that on like half the bosses
commander gaius
its such a cool weapon
probably him
giaus can choke on my nuts
if he's the guy on horseback with a dogshit hitbox
ok fight ruined by the worst hitboxes known to man
yea
yea fuck him
i lucked out cause i had pyro and he took giga damage from it
DONT FEAR THE REAPER
This is the animation one punch man season 3 needed
66 Strength, Lion's Claw, Greatsword. Take it or leave it.
bro you knwo what's funny
most str bros dont utlize most of the things ER brings to the table
to make str even more broken
Tbh a shockingly low amount of people enjoy prawns ime
I've been doing it since DS1 and I'm not gonna stop now just cause everyone else started.
er players when they discover multi ash of war stacking 
Yes all the buffs
I do not normally buff unless I simply must tbh
I don't use buffs generally
I used strength and quality builds a lot, I mostly just like melee. I did do faith and some other magic builds but I jumped around a lot
Elden ring has a lot of fun builds and a lot of shit to make it a breeze for the most part
on first playthrough i tried to do it the "honest" way as much as possible
but on second and third i went full cawabunga
My first playthrough i just did strength because ezpz brainless
turns out game's fun as fuck when u play it like an rpg too
and try out everything
Nah souls games normally always give you options tbh
And tools to use
They're definitely rpgs even if most people ignore the tools
that's what im saying
i like to use the gifts of michael zekki our lord and savior
Honestly pve was always secondary in souls games for me. I always did multiple playthroughs, and made multiple characters, but most of the characters I built were for pvp brackets
pve is THE game for me
pvp was just something i fk around with a bit after im done and stop when i realize mot pvpers are meta slave mouth breathers or l2 spammers
I prefer natural invasions to like
I'm gonna sit at the lake and invade
i never got into pvp in previous souls games cause i played them late but i actually played bit of pvp in ER and god damn is the community derranged 
including exploits and whatnot
Eventually you just run into gank after gank, I'd normally bring some type of cheese i could use incase of that
Pve always came first for me but I always made pvp characters because the pvp in souls games is so unique not alot of things like it
i need to try otu the sleep repeating crossbow sometime
ngl
if i ever decide to replay er
Tbh I love the freedom of expression souls pvp allows
the fights were either
turbo meta slave spacing all over the place with optimal setup to 1 combo you (he hasnt showered in a year)
2 kevins spamming their magic ashes while kevin number 3 jump attack spams u with radahan's greatswords and armor
On Ds2 I was a menace, I used to run around naked with a dagger and the bell helm, just wiping squads, or making them disconnect lol. I trolled so hard back in the day, my messages were filled with salty gankers
Lmfao real
Bro people are were so shit, just bait backstab after parry over and over, 3v1 and they dc so they dont die to a parry lmao
Are and were*
i learned how to parry players just to parry bloodhound aow spammers
^
Dark souls 2 arena be a man spamming magic banana and dark buff sunlight sword or the dumbest man alive only spin to winning with a halberd
I kinda miss it sometimes
Also obligatory phantom range comment
I cant tell you how many people I baited with bombs. Just toss a bomb, they roll into you and try to poke, like bruh

Good shit
had to make sure I got that in the clip lmao
The arena I didnt pvp as much, however i had the aura from the blue knights covenant for 500 kills, and i had it for a looonng time lol
Im genuinely impressed tbh, I'd not have thought to do that
Same but its a shame most people just use murky hand scythe or shamshere
Yeah but eventually you'll learn those weapons in and out and how to dogwalk those players
I don't fear the meta spammer
I fear the man with a build I've never seen
I saw a vet do it at the start of a havoc 40 mission once where we were blocked from progressing by one, always wanted to try
Same especially in ds3 I just used door shields against those ppl
ohhhhhhh mannnn
Apes strong together
Fuck
funniest shit
I'm blanking on name tbh
bombastic scoreboard (uprising), I carried
palm blast
looney tunes ahh clip
Fun fact I about those steps. I got grabbed by a chaos spawn once, teammates killed it and I fell through the stairs to my death 
https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/lAsi4QlRM2hoq-XjD?invite=cr-MSxjdlEsNDA1NDMwNDgz&v=13 @copper hawk
Watch cannon by DirtyBlondeMedic and millions of other Roblox videos on Medal. #roblox, #gutsblackpowder
just do what i do
you cant be rejected like this if you never talk to girls
hey girl check out my havoc 40 rating
So I think it’s fair to say that many people mod darktide.
If you mod, do you have to create new operatives on like a different server, similar to VT2?
Ok good. Cause the scoreboard looks fun.
Reichtofen
hitleriteofen when he hasn't brought up his love for the Nazis in 5 mins
my textures are gone lol
Power
the sneeblr
time to sleep now
Theres interdementional demons coming through a tear in space time, theyre turning people into lightning spewing siths who turn into demons
Age of sigmar seems a lot more humorous than 40k
Or atleast less heavy lmfao
Rong chat fuk
Yo returning after like 2 year hiatus anyone got a better build for zealot rather than bleed feel free to dm with ss if you have anything
Yeah I saw that’s why I figured I’d ask here before I start just cooking random builds to see what’s decent
I think literally anything you could make would be better than bleed zealot
I'd give you the dlcaw build I use if I were at home
Seems it was nerfed 😭
It wasn't nerfed
Combat knife bleed used to be so good
It nearly always sucked
Icic
The only time it was good was before patch 13 or smth and thats basically prehistorical
Listen I play very well as a mentally ill lesbian with a knife in auric maelstroms. You will do fine with whatever you concoct
(Shroudfield knife zealot)
Crackhead stealth
You can use mr uncs latest rat zealot
That build I like a lot
I think the last time I touched the game was when they had the twins boss fight event for the first time and bleed combat knife was pretty good for that but the chain sword seemed better at the time
I had success with it and it was fun to use
Doesn't mean it was good
sure
Fucking crazy that I offed crushers with a little shitter knife
As long as its not lacerate it would actually have been mostly ok
Oh wait you haven't played post crafting update

No I didn’t know you could craft I just remember rolling for weapons with specific specs loool
Crafting sounds insane
You get to enjoy apotheosis
All weapons can hit 380
And you can change all perks and blessings freely
They should refund me my materials 💔
The only thing you have to gamble for now is a good potential stat base
Play havoc
all my hours spent rolling
you will now grind for materials for 30 hours
Yeah it seems like it loool I’m glad I have an insane stock pile it’ll make getting a starting build a lot easier
Sedition has died in your absence
They're pushover enemies that fold when you know how to dodge
Also yeah sedition is gone
Rest in peace all my sedition warriors
It kinda sounds like the games in a way better spot then I last remember
Mhm
Little bit of power creep
yeah it seems they actually fixed the shit that made it an unbearable grind fest crafting was a great step
(Lots of power creep, fuck the helldivers playerbase)
Yes
Is havoc rank gonna reset again?
Yep. The class rework and the new crafting system made the game one I have an actual desire to return to.
I do not play the game enough or well enough to really weigh in on some of the higher tier balance.
Powercreep is an issue
Can't be solved because everytime Fatsharl has intended to rebalance things, the great whining happened
Wait I think I got an inage of it
Notice it’s not a Psyker cause Psyker only gets buffed 🚬
Always zealots/vets
When assail was nerfed psykers just complained, they didn't drop the review score of the game
Truly crazy they only get Ws cause their playerbase is abysmal dogshit but the class is a walking nuke
And Ogryns are Ogryns
As a Helldivers player I feel this. The community has made Arrowhead SCARED of nerfing anything
Shadow buff/nerf development
The type of shit that happens when you listen too much of your community
Both respective classes are in better places now, I’m simply not a fan of how much Psyker has been getting buffed back to back to back when the class has been fine for sometime
Don't worry Gale, the veteran rework is gonna give them VoC as a passive that happens every 25 seconds

The automatic BB is nuts why is that a thing
Does it deal same damage as normal BB?
More like
Veteran gets 1 thing changed, power Falchion remains unchanged
Ogryn gets a nerf for some reason????
Zealot is forgotten again
(Scourge bug)
And Psyker gets 5 more buffs
Never a FS balance change without Ogryn getting hit with the most random fucking nerf no one asked for
Ogryn nerfs are Hanks doing
Let evil Hank cook
It’s like the most random thing as well
Calling it
I foresee in the future
Ammo stash nerf
is this worth it
25% -> 20%
at least ogryn gets nerfs, dont see any from other classes
smh
aaand ogryn is still pretty overpowered as of now
infinite toughness generator wink wink
Idk man I do think it’s weird vet is now squishier than Psyker but it’s whatever
i mean both arbites and ogryn are supposed to be tank classes right
well, at least by principle
At least Vet you can actually have fun playing the game
Then you just have psyker which is- staff slaving
with vet you have to actually strategize a little bit
2 classes can't get nerfed because their playerbase drops reviews
Psyker can but don't because someone at Fatshark enjoys them
Ogryn gets nerfed by evil Hank, the ogryn nerfer
See I knew psyker was the favorite child
psyker is funny class
Anyways Hive Scum H40 meta or is it gonna be a glorified Zealot Vet Hybrid
hive scum is probably going to be just that
zealot vet hybrid with the mobility of zealot and the ranged capability of vet
or, mayhap it will lean more towards mobility in general
That last part is concerning
I have had a vision that someone will be making a Hive Ganger like this guy (me)
Cause that shouldn’t be the case when vet should have superiority in further ranges, but obviously both should do well up close ranged
despite vet being the defacto ranged weapon class its more fun and effective to play melee

Mobility on it's way to break the game
it could work if the ranged weapons had awful damage dropoff or big spread, because then you would have to close in and shred enemies up close anyways
wherein that mobility would come in
Gordon Fentman
half life 3 announcement where
Using longshot on vigils so I’m always winning no matter the range
Man I love not being all thst sick but feeling like shit
Talking hurts and I’m losing my voice
My left eyeball constsntly feels like it’s going to explode
Is it ridiculous to make the claim that the Veteran players make up the majority of whining under every post Fatshark makes?
No because its true 
Never recovering from the PS nerf review bomb
The what? 
I live under a house made entirely of Ogryn rocks I pick off the ground when the Elite I was duelling flies across the map.
At launch the power sword had 8 swings when charged with power cycler.
A bit after launch they nerfed this to 3.
Vet mains through a huge fit declaring the weapon dead, useless, etc and mass review bombed the game.
Hence. Vet mains are lame nerds who review bomb when they don't get their way
Also why fatshark is hesitant to nerf things.
I used to play Vet. I even used to main the power sword after the nerf.
It really wasn't a bit deal. Just press the fucking button.
I mostly played Vet because I liked using the really fast Recon Lasgun 
Anyway now it's worse since helldivers fans proved "If you are ever inconvenienced in a minor way the devs should be punished" is a viable thought process to get what you want
This was also before they buffed it. I would argue it was complete dogshit at the time and is now vaguely viable while the lower fire rate versions are actually quite nuts.
Recon was a meme for so long lol
Then secrets of the machine god
Came down from the heavens
Helldivers is such a strange story.
I realised that the reasons I didn't like it where the reasons I liked Darktide and the reasons I liked it were the reasons I didn't like Darktide.
Ooooooh, i kinda like that, does it come in blue?
No idea, screen cap
I need this puppy
is gunlugger ogryn a threat to veteran?
they have the same close range gunnery focus
Every class is a threat to another class
I wanna look cool but I'm a damn spaceman waddling around the desert
Love how faith is the only power a zealot needs
How about another Riposte nerf for zealot? 
one of the most wtf changes I've ever seen.
no, there's no friendly fire (but there is ammo hoarding...)
seems like the only one people talk about is how everything will kill veteran though
The power of being "the default"
burger
Burgern't
This looks soo poor it overcharges you for it
Bread sandwich looking ahh
If you use crits yes but you don’t use piety here
From what ive seen eviscerator really wants crits
So you should probably switch to piety
no
Fym no
if I'm playing zealot I am going to be playing their only fun keystone
which is neither piety nor IJ
Splat
Mk3 evisc + perfect strike and shred is goddamn insane. You can mindlessly push through hordes of cara. Now, i'm not gonna lie piety can get up to 80% crit at best with this setup which is nuts, but martyr + scourge also works because of shred. Shred by itself is enough to snowball scourge
There's a guy who recently did this exact build in h40 with db shotgun
Called it doomguy build
zealot double barrel sounds anemic
Lolol missing WS does hurt but i personally like it. Both barrels + strength on close kill provides enough reload speed + dmg/cleave to keep it going
Though it is a bit of a funny mix, because evisc already shreds mixed hordes
we out here dripping
Goated mans
omg just did havoc 40 phage tree 
Our entire team almost flopped at the end section yesterday
We got rotten armour wave at the bridge section
Fun mission though
mifavorite
Nice
Aphelios
cannot wait for full teams of zealots/hive scum to speedrun missions together 😄
a team of religious extremists and less than favorable individuals. What could go wrong
Happy thanksgiving if you’re celebrating today
I am thankful for eating tacos with a fork and knife and Vets
Cuz they’re better than zealots
HI LAMBDA
Cats can’t be mermaids
jellyfish
That's a sea lion of course
Can’t can’t be jellyfish or sea lions
What is that 
What is that from
remember when bungie said they had to delete all the old expansions to save on install space so they could attract new players better
HAPPY THANKSGIVING ZEALOTS
Happy thanksgiving to all my fellow americans
Everyone else, idk go back to work, suckers 
I'm his brother and I can attest
Lmao
People forgetting that canada is part of north america </3
Or Mexico
Throwing a whole second country into the crossfire
Anyways Thanksgiving have the best song
Cornucopia!
Stuff em into the cornucopia
"Americans" ignoring the concept of 3 Americas
Oh team recover won
Lame
barrel every team recover frame
Oh my god I remember that lmao, the heavy metal bit
Wouldn’t be surprised if the guys behind Metalocalypse were behind that bit considering it was an adultswim bumper
martyr's purpose vs pious for cdr value? i've tried both on my martyr build, but i seem to get similar times.
👌🏻
@deft badge you were talking about sinnerman the other day
Yes
One of my favorite questlines in 2077
Wdym?
I just killed the guy that I was ordered to
@queen yoke what do you think
homemade?
You don't kill him
ofc
pretty fuckin decent then
If you wanna see it, reset it, don't kill the guy, walk up to the car, and enjoy the ride.
damn they collapsed
use aunt bessies and ill stab u
are they supposed to do this?
I did that quest like, 40-50 hours ago probably
yeah they're fine
awesome
dump in in gravy and they'll be great
Always next run
only learned about all that cause I was watching this lol
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How evil can you truly be in Cyberpunk 2077? This is something I really wanted to find out, so in my last playthrough I strove to make every bad decision in the game to see just how much of a jerk we can be.
What’s up e...
I genuinely just wanted to save Bill lmao
Yeah Sinnerman is involved tbh
I didn't know there was a questline
There is and it's one of the ones with actual contextual choices that aren't presented to you
my mother's making a roast, this'll help a lot
we never have these in america
noice hope its good
It's getting pretty hard to find quests that actually have multiple outcomes when a lot of stuff is heavily scripted
I tried doing the truck heist for el capitan in stealth and the game just doesn't let you lol
even if you take out literally everyone there
Sinnerman I think has like 4 or 5 endings?
Yeah it's "kill people and sae dude and fail" or "drive truck away and succeed"
im an elite gamer
I smoked their spawn locations
They didn't notice me when I triggered the script
But nope
Not an option
You do get the best car in the game
Sinnerman lets you succeed quest but fail story by killing the dude, and it has iirc 3 more choices at least after that
Most gigs and jobs have fail, succeed, or succeed with bonuses
le branching choices are quest related
some have options
some want u to do it 1 way
in pl i think all the big quests have multiple ways
which is cool
I think they do too
it's annoying that the el capitan is a scripted fail without a decent explanation
could make it so the dude you had to save triggers the alarm instead
but it just spawns guards
i saved him still
wot da hyll im wrong?
i mean there's an optional objective
it just damages equipment a bit
and then he cusses you out for saving him
no?
Whole plan fails but that guy lives
el capitan texts you later that the things you got helped a lot of people
kidneys implants and whatnot
When I saves dude cap told me I fucked up fucked up
dont save the dude
didnt happen to me
he said that the equipment was damaged but we still got a good chunk of it
and he was happy
weird
maybe its based on time
that was the case for me
the guy was extremely angry tho
muamar just texted me later abt how the stuff helped save a lot of people
Shrug
he was ready to die there
also when the underbaked customization is underbaked
some primaries cant even be customized
its a good quest
and the hererra outlaw is one of the coolest cars in the game
yorkshire pudding
Like a cream puff?
no cream but it's very light like a soufflé
@deft badge I kind of get your opinion on the tower now
They're also savory rather than sweet
i genuinely was expected to get killed
the tower is the coma ending'
tower is the nusa one
Oh, I thought the tower was storming it
It's my least favorite ending personally
but after replaying all the other endings i kind of get why v didnt contant anyone
he's just fucking stupid
he doesnt contact anyone in any of the endings
Lmfao correct
if johnny takes your body your companions find out
rogue and panam want to kill johnny over it
Tbh
I refuse to believe giving Johnny the body is a good idea
But I also don't consider the engram a person
to be honest
he grows and changes A LOT
Sure, he's still a digitized construct
i mean yeah
I don't care how real he thinks he is
but ai is pretty advanced in 2077
The game spends a lot of time trying to convince you he's real
Soma?
remember johnny takes over your brain
detroit
Can I be real for a second
Detroit become human has one of the dumbest stories I've literally ever played
But it is cool in the moment
Lmfao
i really liked their other game tho
i think the premise is really dumb
so im a bit biased
(ive never played detroit)
you have these androids that look like humans act like humans and theyre just treated like amazon warehouse robots
i think its dumb



