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heady rapids
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i just wanna shoot ppl

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vro is legit officer chad thundercock

hexed igloo
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HES REACHING HES REACHING

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the S rank requirements are fucking infuriating

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DO YOU KNOW

sterile stone
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The playtesters literally said that shit was not fun

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HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE ME TO S RANK NEON TOMB WITHOUT THE FUCKING LYING PIECE OF SHIT NARRATOR

misty nova
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LET ME USE lETHAL WEAPONS LIKE WAS STATED IN THE MISSION

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lethal weapons are allowed for the elephant

distant lagoon
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Martyr or Piety for shroud DS zealot?

heady rapids
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ive seen people just mod the challenge out of the game with ai mods and shit

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then brag about getting s

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what was the point of doing that even lmao

void bison
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I want a fusion between ready or not and the robocop game for a dredd game

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heady rapids
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the robocop game was such a snooze

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Wildly fun game

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Duality of man

void bison
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now i know who has better taste

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I love that shit for $40

void bison
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I think i got it for 6

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heady rapids
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i pirated it and did not have any fun whatsoever

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It made me feel like robocop

hexed igloo
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I didn't play it but I think it looks like shit

heady rapids
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it felt like those old arcade games where you dont have to worry about doing anything but pointing and shooting

hexed igloo
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Looks like smth you play once and never again

misty nova
misty nova
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Giga Chin Maul

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and a legit tryhard requirement

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why the FUCk

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do i need non lethal for s rank

heady rapids
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AGAINST LITERAL TERRORISTS

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i had alot of fun with robocop

hexed igloo
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also does really well to keep to the robocop movies

void bison
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ultrakill maybe

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Robocop game did exactly what it should've done imo, which is make me feel like Robocop

void bison
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its basically robocop 3

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i had the most human ending but the mayors are dickheads

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both dont give a shit about giving robocop his status as a human

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median steeple
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they did well with terminator and robocop

void bison
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thank god its only fiction

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@delicate shadow 220ms gaming. Cata deeds

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best part

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ping isnt that bad until its assassins and desynced horde

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the black dude mayor talks about giving robocop human rights

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then just forgets about robocop

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you should be able to kill them and wear their skin while robocop starts repeating his name to himself over and over in psychosis

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Murphy. Murphy. Murphy.

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Alex Murphy.

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OCP is also full of dickheads

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void bison
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I miss when movies weren't woke political bs, when it was just an honest good film like Starship Troopers

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Lmfao

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heady rapids
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ngl

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betraying reed feels so wrong

sterile stone
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Reported to the IRS

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Enjoy your cell in Vorkuta buddy

heady rapids
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the what.......

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Did you not do the quest?

heady rapids
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which one

hexed igloo
sterile stone
hexed igloo
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They really screwed up the network lmao

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void bison
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its official this time pixelriptombstone

sterile stone
sterile stone
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I was unironically trying to rob the goblin camp

void bison
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i killed goblin children

hexed igloo
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Ribaorld is peak

heady rapids
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i killed the goblins and the green guys

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and then accidentally the red guys too

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Rookie mistake

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sterile stone
hexed igloo
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Alright ribbed jeans

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You can seduce your way into the goblin camp?

hexed igloo
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Idk I'm assuming so

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Ive never seen it tbh, defo doesn't mean it doesn't exist tho

heady rapids
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i dont think you can

hexed igloo
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I haven't played bald and gay 3 so

void bison
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you can seduce your way into anywhere with enough Vaseline

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misty nova
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misty nova
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Look at the size of that thing

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hexed igloo
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hexed igloo
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For me it starts to get unplayable upward of 500ms

violet hornet
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I just focused on rolling constantly because everything else was shifting like tzeentch was micromanaging

hexed igloo
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Depending on the game I can do 500ms though

heady rapids
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sm2 on high ping always felt fine to me

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Do I install TWW3

heady rapids
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dt is hell tho

violet hornet
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Yeah I bet lol

hexed igloo
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Did TWW3 add the classic campaign?

heady rapids
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i played with an aussie once

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As long as the connection doesn't drop I'm good

heady rapids
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hell

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heady rapids
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eu

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Oh yeah checks out

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Was gonna say it's usually fine long as you ain't eu or na

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Some na is fine though idk exactly where in na it starts to fuck up

heady rapids
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in some games it just does not matter tho

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like we played lethal company with Ainz just fine

hexed igloo
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Yeah shit like that will work perfectly but the AAAA game shits itself unless you're lan

heady rapids
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depends on how much your client is allowed to do

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shit like drg wont even trust you to walk

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I don't get it I can play gtfo and darktide with mfs from na with 0 issue, but cod?

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I be rubberbanding on fuckign oce servers

solar gorge
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i think that'z because cod is dogshit

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divine message

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Not that I play cod to begin with

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Last time I opened that shit was og warzone

heady rapids
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i played cod like

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once

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sweatshit game

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We did a lot of war thunder when I still played war thunder

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heady rapids
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i dont remember what it was

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the new mw3 probably

solar gorge
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isn't it kinda crazy

heady rapids
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they made it free to play for a weekened

solar gorge
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that they're at black ops 7 now

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with 3 maps

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fucking 7

heady rapids
hexed igloo
solar gorge
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first there was Black Ops 6

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Let it die

solar gorge
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then 7

misty ravine
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MW2 (2009) was where it all started going wrong

heady rapids
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mw2 was peak

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Cause up to MW3 is good

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BO3 is the only good cod game I will be taking no questions nor arguments

heady rapids
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that had a dogshit campaign

hexed igloo
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What campaign

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Wasn't Bo3 the first hero shooter CoD?

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and that's the only thing that matters in cod games for me

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Bo3 is only zombies

heady rapids
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i aint playing mp

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Or am I mistaken

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Bo3 has no campaign or mp

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Just zombies boss

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heady rapids
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i never played zombies

solar gorge
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holy shit

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My favorite zombies is still Bo1 tbh

heady rapids
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only a roblox knockoff

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BO2 is the best classic zombies format methinkings

hexed igloo
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Pre bo3 the games were old and clunky and bad, post bo3 they doing too much and making it all shit

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BO3 has great revisions though so that's a contender

heady rapids
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all cod games are bad

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tldr

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They defo feel a lil clunky

hexed igloo
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A lil is a severe understatement

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Well like

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WaW is real clunky

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Mw3 is a lil clunky

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Waw is horrific

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last time i played cod, warzone not included, it was at a friend's with the split screen

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years and years ago

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Tbh if you did not play WaW growing up I imagine it feels god awful

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I get to have nostalgia for it which blinds me

hexed igloo
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I didn't play any cod growing up outside of briefly playing mw2 mp with my older brother

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I had WaW, Bo1, MW, MW2 growing up

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"The golden era"

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If you will

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Bo3 is the industrial revolution

misty ravine
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MW2 was the inflection point. IWNet matchmaking only, and goofy shit starting to make its way in

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i wasn't allowed to get cod when i was a kid so i had to rely on friends who owned it to get a taste

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My issue with Bo3 is that it jusy made me want to play Titanf2

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Cause it was so movement based but it did it so poorly

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Also fuck those lootbox guns

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Bo3 lootbox guns and by extension some of the p2w guns in bo2

hexed igloo
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Most movement tech you see is a short wall run in shadows of evil

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I played CoDs yearly for awhile, campaign, mp, zombies

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Up till bo4 and then I picked up mw2019 and did it again till mw2 or cold war

misty nova
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Like damn

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Bro speed blitzed

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frosty herald
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mw3 zombies cause activision had to force zombies into modern warfare to grab those players

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Tbh bro mw3 survival was fun as fuck

hexed igloo
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Is the 1911 just lost tech in 40k

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No

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because normal things are hard, everything has to be weird and wonky and stupid looking like all the characters and cosmetics

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the stub pistol is straight up a 1911

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An m9 but close enough

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Im ngl the guns ganger has remind me of spring powered airsoft guns

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heady rapids
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man i love ahving to make decisions in cyberpunk's dlc

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When they don't really know what to do for the cocking mechanicism

hexed igloo
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Idk

heady rapids
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everyone is wrong and bad and i still gotta choose

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Yup

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That's cyberpunk

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which is cool

heady rapids
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that's a million times better than the base game

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hopefully they drop the tree soon

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hexed igloo
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1911 with a luger bolt is insane

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It's "a gun"

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Which gun you might ask?

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A lot of them mashed together.

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ok wow

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Generic gun #4 that takes no specific designs from any company that can bring a lawsuit

heady rapids
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the 41911

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no one except the discord posted the artstation hairstyles

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heady rapids
misty ravine
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plapplapplapplapplap

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wym it doesnt

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all guns shoot in a straight line in real life and don't have recoil

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heady rapids
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they dont know how a lever works

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logic: never shot a gun but insists they know the experience

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yes audience we NEED to sell cosmetics and coin packs in single player games

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Ubi doing that in FC5 was such a turn off for me

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also

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secret lair is redoing the monster hunter collab

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It's wild Ubi is still even a company with how much they shoot themselves in the foot

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theyre doing pretty rough

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I miss the MW3 survival mode

sterile stone
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They're somehow always failing and on the brink of total bankruptcy

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And still making horribe choices

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sterile stone
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Yet they're still a company

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"Ubisoft Entertainment SA said it’s in breach of a loan agreement after auditors told the video-game publisher to delay recognizing revenue from a recently signed partnership and forced the company to restate its 2025 fiscal accounts.

Auditors found that Ubisoft, the publisher behind Assassin’s Creed, had improperly booked sales from a partnership as revenue under international financial reporting standards, the company said Friday. Their review also required the French publisher to postpone recognizing some revenue tied to a deal signed in the second quarter of its 2026 fiscal year. The statement was released a week later than expected.

The changes put Ubisoft in violation of loan agreements as of Sept. 30, which the company said it will address by early repayment of loans with an outstanding principal of about €286 million ($330 million) after a pending deal with Tencent Holdings Ltd. closes."

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Then they canceled it

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basically ubisoft tried to pull a fast one

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Only likes anti-confederacy if it's a safe choice for them to pander to....

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I dunno why goofysoft insisted on shipping out skull and bones after MULTIPLE people told Ubisoft

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MULTIPLE

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ubisoft bombed so hard

sterile stone
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Told them it was a horrible idea to release the game

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and people are still coping that its good

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heady rapids
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i dont think ive beaten a single ubi game tbh

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Like wtf else is the thing doing

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ghost recon wildlands was so good

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heady rapids
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i need ot play that but

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I still play that shit

heady rapids
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isnt that shit online only

sterile stone
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Yes?

hexed igloo
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Iirc you can play it offline

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Wildlands real fun when you turn off the mmo weapon scaling

heady rapids
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big turnoff

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mmo weapon scaling

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yikes

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thats breakpoint

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Wildlands don't got that

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breakpoint is also just bad

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Yeah I own both but I think my friends wanted to play breakpoint

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Anyone know if Where Winds Meet is good or if it's just China MMO slop

hexed igloo
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Which one has literally The Predator in it?

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Wildlands

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Maybe we played BP and moved to WL

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Probably

heady rapids
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oh fuccccckkkkkk nooo man

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im officially worse than hitler in this ending

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fuck

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no no

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she deserves it

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heady rapids
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yeah i gave her to nusa in my original playthrough

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trust me

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im doing the achievs now

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letting her escape is a big no no

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Tbh dude killing her is like

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A mercy

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yeah it's the best ending for reed and her

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but not for v

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For everyone

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Well

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nah you fuck up your chances of survival

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Buddy

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just throw them in the trash

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Actually

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I'll let you figure it out

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myers gave me 5000

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what survival is there when somi accidentally turns the blackwall ai against netwatch

heady rapids
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im rich

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Not even this

heady rapids
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that's just conjecture

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You buy yourself 2 years in a coma for what?

heady rapids
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i get to live that's all that matters

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||to be mugged and murdered in NC||

heady rapids
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it's that simple

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Don't Fear The Reaper chads rise up

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b1ade listening to the peak that is contra la luna

heady rapids
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ok im getting further into this ending

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FUCK songbird man

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what the hell

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I fuckin love corpo origin into Don't Fear The Reaper

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It feels poetic

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i'd probably choose it if the dlc didnt exist

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that or the aldecaldos

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Have you like

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Seen seen the dlc ending in full

heady rapids
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not yet

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Alright

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I'll let you experience it for yourself with no expectations

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BUT

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I do want your thoughts on it.

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Deal?

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only thing i know is that it has shitty writing

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aight

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one thing i will say with phantom liberty is that the soundtrack is so umazing

median steeple
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oh yeah CDPR talked about cyberpunk 2 a bit during their earnings thing iirc

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probably will get in in a bit

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gonna get 2 more achievements from pl

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then do basegame

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"Gate K9" from Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty (Original Score) [Deluxe Version] | Music by P.T. Adamczyk
► Listen to the score here: https://soundtracks.lnk.to/phantomdeluxeAY
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Going from PL back to base game feels so weird sometimes

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the quality of phantom liberty is so high

heady rapids
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base game was already pretty mediocre

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and the choises dont have that much impact on basegame

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but phantom liberty just makes it look even worse in retrospec

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You get like

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A line with rogue

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Iirc

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some minor dialogue

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with helman and such

heady rapids
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you can find reed in a club before dlc starts

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Yeah

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Yes you can

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Do I want to get tilted playing BF2 HvV

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i hope they keep the music in cyberpunk 2

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its the strongest point of cyberpunk

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i wish we had a battlefront game that's alive rn

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god i hate ea so much

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Me too man

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Me too

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especially the track that plays when the relic plays up and you talk to johnny

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I got to hear MAJOR CRIMES live

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That was sick

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barely

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most of the modes are dead

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lot of cheaters on pc

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It always gets a chance to be popular every year

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this track is just pure dread

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What a phenomenon

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Its popular every may 4th

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I still wish it was like

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Updated and active

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man

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I wish we got more heros tbh

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Lightside deserved a jetpack hero

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half the cards in the game dont do shit

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And Ahsoka and Ventress would've been real sick

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Instead of the fuckin balls we got

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rey

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and for a super secret easter egg

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you get hooded rey

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There was leaks about Ashoka be added and more clone wars content

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I know it's why I'm mad

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Before they finished life support

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Kill EA

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shut down battlefront 2 over battlefield 5

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or was it 2042

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Iirc its cause of bf2

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And how badly they fucked up the monetization

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It got their star wars deal pulled by Disney

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Iirc anyway

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that doenst feel like it makes much sense

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jedi 2 came out well after that

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Remember this is the game that spawned the pride and accomplishment meme

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Legendary but also what do you expect

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Oh apparently it is 2042

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They wanted all of dice working on that dogshit

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So wait bf2 died for 2042

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Which was rancid

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and i hope that the game releases before the saudi deal

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you're gonna need a supercomputer to run it

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at least johnny had fun

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It's like the most down voted comment on da internet or something

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The second jedi survivor game runs like absolute trash on my rig tbh, couldn't be fucked to play past the second level

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i beat it on my 3070

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with a couple optimization mods

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bearable but yeah

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got like 60-70 fps on it give or take

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the only thing i disliked about it is the amount of animal fights

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and the lack of actual hard saber duels

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like the hardest content is two fucking frogs

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I want a lightsaber game in the style of sekiro

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that would be fun

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Where you can parry into a one shot

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The best saber combat game is still JKJA

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sure as fuck won't get one from EA, I can tell you that much

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they love their fucking oggdos man

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also i heavily mained crossguard stance

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jedi 3 will have you fight 3 of them

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i hate the devs for that

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i hate them so much

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😔

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originally a lightsaber design to vent excess heat from kylo's cracked kyber crystal turned into an actual lightsaber fighting style

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it's like fighting bears in elden ring

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but every optinal boss in that game is that bear

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I thought the cross guard was cool

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more lightsabers should have crossguards

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ngl betraying songbird had the superior missions

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the spaceport is still cool tho

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Fuck that bitch

heady rapids
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yeah fuck her

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Woe evil AI be upon ye

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I still thought she was a great character tho

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tranquil bone
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I didn't know there was anyone who actually liked the look of the cross guards lol. It's so goofy looking with the emitters sticking out the sides

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heady rapids
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the dick guy?

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cant fully blame her

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or can i

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well i think i can

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Absolutely floored me having a plotline with someone just like V and then after everything being fucked over in a truly human way

heady rapids
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she did lead me into all of this

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buttt i kind of just did the whole thing in hopes of getting actual help

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did you ask songbird who got her the flight?

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no

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or she said that she wont tell me shit

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when i asked how much it was

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||which means youve taken a woman capable of breaching the blackwall to a potential rogue ai||

mystic ether
# carmine lance more lightsabers should have crossguards

Nonsense designs are fun and fine.

Could never convince me to take lightsaber practicality discourse seriously. These are weapons ideally used by psychokinetic warriors with varying degrees of ESP and other bullshit.

Like please 😭

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So mi is like Vs counterpart in a way. they both embody the main idea of cyberpunk and the message of personal salvation. But V is willing to make personal sacrifices and form bonds with people while so mi is not

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oh my god, yeah 100%

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dual lightsabers go incredibly hard

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mystic ether
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I want chain lightsabers. Make it "make sense"

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and he also has blue eyes

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chain lightsabers would be cool

heady rapids
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before meeting her i played about 50 hours of this game

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fyi

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ey chat

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not back then

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what are yall pookie up to?

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i mean when your about to get into the van

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Imagine trying to deflect a sword swing while holding said sword reversed with a single hand

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like right before the spaceport mission

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But it works

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theres also a predator easter egg there

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Cause who cares

heady rapids
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the only alien movie that i watched was uhhh

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prometheus

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oh and the new one

wraith halo
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Need to watch alien and aliens immediately I think

full nebula
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jesus christ man, i just keep failing return to reik because my teammates are fucking stupid and won't use the fucking chokepoint at the end of the map even after i describe exactly wtf to do

gray ice
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Rule of cool

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Before you actually die of a lack of culture

wraith halo
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It's a joy to watch her dance around

mystic ether
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I never learned much more about her

wraith halo
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She's my fav character from cw by far

heady rapids
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loved ahsoka in cw

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so sad that the show was doodoo

wraith halo
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One of the most well developed characters in SW as a whole

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Her train just keeps goin in rebels

heady rapids
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that whole mandalorian verse is such a mess

mystic ether
heady rapids
mystic ether
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Asajj still thrives in my head.

heady rapids
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i need to watch rebels still

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avoided it all this time cause it was always catching strays

wraith halo
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Came out when sw burnout began and aired throughout some of the worst backlash in SW history

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Yea,,,

mystic ether
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"Asajj, why would you fo this?"

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the clips too clean

heady rapids
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at least andor delivered

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thank god for that

mystic ether
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Does she ever get out of the jobber mines?

heady rapids
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the 2003 cw arent canon

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it's ok

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SW doesn't deserve gendy

heady rapids
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she betrays dooku, comes back to dathomir and then something else i dont remember happens

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helps ahsoka and anakin once

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grows out hair

frosty herald
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disney making legends non canon only to slowly make legends canon again

heady rapids
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stops being a sith too

mystic ether
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Idc too much about cn sw not being canon. Just asking what her overall record of sorts becomes

wraith halo
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Ventress decides that she's tired of serving and fighting for others and goes back to her family only for it to be destroyed iirc

heady rapids
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i think she becomes a rebel or something along the lines

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gotta check

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She then becomes more of an antihero eventually yea helping out ahsoka

heady rapids
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that's still cw

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I love gutterrunners

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audio on

heady rapids
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oh yeah pretty much a rebel

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GENNDY IS TEH GOAT

heady rapids
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she isnt bald anymore.............

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👩‍🦲

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genndy...new primal soon iirc

sterile stone
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Both is good

heady rapids
sterile stone
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How does someone unbald?

frosty herald
heady rapids
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light side?

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genndy has such a simplistic artstyle but it works so well

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Palp wasn't bald and he was dark side

mystic ether
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He just looked ugly

solar gorge
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the final season they did for samurai jack, absolute peak

frosty herald
heady rapids
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sith pattern baldness is no more

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and your face looks like a nutsack

heady rapids
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easier to convice peeps that you were attacked

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by the traitorous jedi

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I think he did some sith magic shit to hide his appearance tho

frosty herald
mystic ether
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hid his lightsaber too

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so the dark side is stronger than the light side but one has more refined experience

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in a statue right outside his office lmao

sterile stone
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so kinda expected to be rushed somewhat

frosty herald
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genndy redid the ending for the samurai jack final season btw

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anyone on NA east or eu for cata deeds?

mystic ether
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and its in a game lmao

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yeah it was supposed to happen

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15 years ago

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it p much died only to get resurrected

frosty herald
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the game ending is also canon

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i should check it out perhaps

heady rapids
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i should really watch samurai jack

solar gorge
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idk how you'd feel about it if u didn't get to watch the old stuff as a kid

heady rapids
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im sure i wouldnt mind

frosty herald
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samurai jack has aged well

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some episodes

heady rapids
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tho i did try rewatching some of the shows i watched as a kid and uh

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i couldnt get into courage for example

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so idk

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we'll see

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i have a friend who's deathly afraid of the cat from kid vs kat

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vro doesnt like bingus

heady rapids
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evil bingus

plush estuary
heady rapids
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im sorry little one

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beerus

carmine falcon
frosty herald
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laugh at bro

heady rapids
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ive yet to see a problem with this ending outside of the writing being bad

carmine falcon
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the writing is not bad tho

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opposite

heady rapids
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oh yeah man im just gonna

carmine falcon
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its actually pretty good

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the ending is just a downer

heady rapids
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not tell anyone that im going into surgery

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it's just misery porn at this point

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you already can text your love interest throughout the game and explain what's happening to you in detail

carmine falcon
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that's the ending i got

heady rapids
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you alr tell her about johnny

carmine falcon
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i mean even if u text it does not matter
v got double crossed and spent 2 years sniffing glue

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relationships = destroyed

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only vic and misty care

heady rapids
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she's not the kind of person to drop you cause of that

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lmao

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it's just shitty writing

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admit it

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kerry also does still care about you

carmine falcon
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it aint Haha

heady rapids
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it genuinely is

carmine falcon
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again, even if u text you're still a dumbass for trusting nusa and congrats u lost 2 years, a corpo war happened, militech took over night city and everyone you know either left or went mia

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doesnt matter

heady rapids
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you dont even know if it'll work

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if you'll make it out alive

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and you just dont do shit lmao

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that's shit writing

carmine falcon
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the ending is just a big reminder that life sucks and then you die

heady rapids
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no it's just misery porn for the sake of it being misery porn

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it's illogical

visual stream
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someone is not a Live Laugh Love'r

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life is awsme

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i love living

sterile stone
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V not accepting the gov job and decided to just slum the rest of their life away in an apartment is fucking wild aswell....

heady rapids
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they just didnt want to write in all of that and decided they'd rather push the cyberpunk narrative of nobody getting a good ending further

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but now with shitty writing

carmine falcon
# heady rapids no it's just misery porn for the sake of it being misery porn

also another thing, this ending and the suicide ending flow better if u made your V cyncial as fuck and basically always took the shortcuts and acted very desperate to save your life at the expense of everyone and your own sanity
it clashes heavily if you've been doing a "legend" type playthrough where you're DA BIG DAWG

heady rapids
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wont matter to v

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cause the dude guy is dead already

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whats his name

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jackie

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i always forget

visual stream
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To quote is to feel represented nomnomnom

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bingo

heady rapids
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johnny is extremely well written in the dlc tho

solar gorge
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i don't like dying so i'll have 1 quiet life please

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Everyone is also holding onto the thought leaving NC with Panam would potentially find V a cure aswell.

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johnny in the dlc is basically your friend at that point and its fucking awesome

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Death>mediocrity

heady rapids
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So is there no good ending in night city

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silverhand sucks lmao

carmine falcon
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realistic opton is always living but in a universe as over the top as cyberpunk i'd probably choose a fullfilling lfie instead
however the game itself mocks the whole blaze of glory shit too kek_k1 since at the end of the day no one gives a fuck about your funny heroics
arasaka got bombed and they stayed in charge while no one cared for silvercock

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Amiright gaiz

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there's a good ending with shitty writing

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stupid wholesome reddit chungus character

heady rapids
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that's it

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The good ending is fuckin leaving lol

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doesn't matter if u get glory you can't even enjoy

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cuz u dead af

heady rapids
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o

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actually

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go for the takemura ending

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agree to get put into the chip

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The Devil?

heady rapids
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become silverhand 2

solar gorge
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become that annoying character in ur head in every game ever since 2077

heady rapids
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REAL

carmine falcon
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there is a good ending in the game already
u do dont fear the reaper, keep everyone you love alive, become the number 1 merc, take the blue eyes man job in 1 last HUURRAAAHH to save your life
if it works it works and if not then you tried JohanBased

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Agreed tbh

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leaving NC with panam hoping to find another option still the best imo

heady rapids
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also

carmine falcon
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also V is technically dead and got "revived" by the chip
bro was fighting a lose cause LeTroll

heady rapids
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the ending where you get to live

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Why do games make you Mr. McBuiltDiff just to make your character wimpy in the endings

heady rapids
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you also leave nusa and go to europe

frosty herald
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they can just delete your engram

heady rapids
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big win

carmine falcon
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blade did u watch the ending where arasaka keeps u as a lap rat

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legit horrifying

heady rapids
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which one is it

carmine falcon
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dont remember the name but its the one where u agree to let them test shit on u

heady rapids
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i did a couple on release but i dont remember all of them

carmine falcon
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out of desperation

heady rapids
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yeah it's miserable

carmine falcon
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haunting

heady rapids
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it's when you want them to remove the chip

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the aldecado and rogue endings can loop back into dont fear the reaper with V being aproached by mr blue eyes

heady rapids
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but they stupid as shit

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and it can skip forward to the afterlife meeting

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SOLVE THE PUZZLE CHUDMAN

heady rapids
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GLORY TO THE NUSA

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OORAH

carmine falcon
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broke: glory to the NUSA
woke: realizing they're juist another gang

frosty herald
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give myers a reusable nuclear bomb for the impending corporate war

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NUSA is militech btw

heady rapids
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would a gang give you a medal

carmine falcon
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myers is such a piece of human shieze

heady rapids
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didnt think so

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myers is a bitch

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i agree

carmine falcon
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wish u could kill her

heady rapids
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but you have to make compromises

carmine falcon
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i did all the possible outcomes

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Best ending to PL is ignoring the plane

carmine falcon
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when i betrayed songbird i just killed her

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i give her to meyers and she uses her to start a corpo war kek_k1

heady rapids
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nah best ending is helping reed then killing songbird

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Imo yeah

heady rapids
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myers eats shit, reeds becomes happy at least

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you know damn well that militech answers directly to the NUSA

heady rapids
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songbird

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who cares about her lying ass

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Songbird doesn't get hunted to the ends of the moon

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Like she's not gonna have a peaceful life up there

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She's technology any corp would love to have

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honestly mercy death is the best fate for songbird
if she goes to nusa she turns into a walking nuke, if she gets sent to space then who the fuck knows what's gonna happen (love the ending tho)
if she's left to her own devices then you know that's BAD kek_k1
she was far too fargone

tranquil bone
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but to be honest

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i kinda respect nusa for keeping v for 2 years

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and doing all that shit

carmine falcon
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it was over for song when she decided to murder everyone in the hansen place tbh

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I don't think there are any states that aren't corporate proxies at this point

solar gorge
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they couldve easily just dumped you

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long oasis
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I imagine reed had to fight for you to live at some point

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one of the theories i read is that they sabotaged V's body after getting what they want (the arasaka tech)

frosty herald
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seems pretty obvious who

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is he NUSA?

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Tbh I was so pissed off when I sent song to the moon I wasnt even paying attention

long oasis
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Mr. Blue Eyes

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no one knows who mr blue eyes actualy is

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but the most common theory is a rogue ai

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i like the moon ending cause its funny haha dark romance type shit

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since glowing blue eyes means your connected to a holocall

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would a rogue ai be hanging out with him on a holocall at all times lmao

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Well

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The body isnt the rogue ai

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The rogue ai is using the body

frosty herald
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either that or hes always connected to the net

carmine falcon
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i helped reed in my cannon ending but he's also a lap dog dumbass who's loyal to a fault to the wrong people
at least V knocked some sense into bro

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and thats how mr blue eyes came to be

heady rapids
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I GET A JOB?????

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IN THIS ECONOMY?

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Kinda like that one GITS plot

carmine falcon
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cushy government job or getting punched in da slums

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which way NC man

heady rapids
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govmt job usually means you retire at 40

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but not here...

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not in cyberpunk...

frosty herald
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the NUSA also had infiltrators at the heist btw

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they know full well what went down there

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even saburo being murdered

heady rapids
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they want johnny so much

carmine falcon
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oh yeah do the airport ending

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NOW

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shit's bussin

frosty herald
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he did

carmine falcon
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on gah frfrfr

heady rapids
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i did it alr

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you can go from airport

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to selling out so mi

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to getting the surgery

visual stream
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What is special about Johnny other than being a schizophrenia implant

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Airport ending legit so fun

carmine falcon
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the best fight in the entire game

frosty herald
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its more engram technology

heady rapids
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eh

carmine falcon
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enimies were tough and they were coming in WAVES

frosty herald
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since johnny's chip is unique

heady rapids
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the fight itself is mediocrre

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Pondsmith loves Blackhand

heady rapids
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you dont even have an objective to fight them

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they just dont stop coming

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tranquil bone
heady rapids
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there's an immortal helicopter

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But the reason why people want the relic is because it's like one of the first working engram technology iirc

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hell nah on very hard its the most fun fight in the game simply because they bring allll the heavy hitters and you're 1 mistake away from dying
Add the story importance and the music and the final sequence where su mi just blackwalls every mf and GAH DAYUM

heady rapids
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every other fight was better

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it's just regular enemies

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a couple netrunners

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no bosses

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boring

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probably so johnny can do a cameo alongside alt in the deep net in orion

heady rapids
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vdbs hideout had a funny pc that sent out quickhacks

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barghest had bosses

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this one is just regular enemies

carmine falcon
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i also did the fight with my funny body tech reflexes shotgun build so i was dashing from place to place shooting them and beating them up with my fists

heady rapids
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part of why i liked reed's mission more

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the horror..........

carmine falcon
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mini alien isolation was sick

heady rapids
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darktide reference

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@heady rapids do u have more edits with the charlie kirk song, i need 1 real quick

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heady rapids
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not rn sorry

tranquil bone
carmine falcon
solar gorge
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what do i even pay u for

plush estuary
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visual stream
solar gorge
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idk what that is

heady rapids
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man

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hanako is still waiting at embers

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oh well

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carmine falcon
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anything but meeting hanako at embers 😭 🥀

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starts using guts to fly

heady rapids
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good thing i still have

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uh

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maybe 5 10 more properties bought

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phew

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Tbh basic apt is still my favorite

heady rapids
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dude no

carmine falcon
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it has sovl....

heady rapids
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the elevator

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just no

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Probably cause it's where the cat and lizard are

carmine falcon
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its also the palce where u do the funny dating

heady rapids
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just no

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heady rapids
tranquil bone
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Dude three warnings before eviction is practically angelic

carmine falcon
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i like how they just added all the dating shit from the mods into the game lol

solar gorge
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better than in the current us

carmine falcon
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they even adopted the very popular photo mode

heady rapids
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@carmine falcon and he just tells him

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(i don't actually know how it is in the us)

heady rapids
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the very first thing

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uh huh

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not wanting to involve people my ass

carmine falcon
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this might sound funny but cyberpunk has a massive "photo mode community" kek_k1

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people downloading 1 trillion fit and customization mods and photo mode mods

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to make 1 trillion screenshots

heady rapids
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they got people gooning on the char creation screen

carmine falcon
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me when i spend so much effort on a game where i rarely see my guy

heady rapids
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isnt there 3rd person

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Idk if i have a picture of my Vs face literally anywhere

carmine falcon
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3rd person mod too yeah

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it looks very goofy

fathom spear
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Games should have a toggle by default

frosty herald
carmine falcon
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its as goofy as darktide's third person mod cause u can tell they didnt animated anything besides hands for most things

heady rapids
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got an actual haircut

tranquil bone
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no one liked the newest update because it was legit only pohot mode stuff

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carmine falcon
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im glad they stood thier base

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I am too

carmine falcon
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and didnt give in to console babies Haha

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EVERYTHING u do is first person from convos to fighting to getting ur shit kicked in

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Mainly cause games that have first and third person normally have worse anims for both

carmine falcon
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i just like that they picked a theme and stuck with it

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also the main first person convos have peak animations

heady rapids
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yuh huh

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Tbh I am very much a first person gamer

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fathom spear
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(Skyrim)

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Lmfao real

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I would love to know how skyrim transfers your speed through saves to make you fly when you sit on a horse on a mountain at the wrong angle

heady rapids
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why he lookin like he joined the vdbs

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That game is fuckin witchcraft man

long oasis
carmine falcon
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same rason why fatshark games are first person

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they have a theme in mind

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Fatshark games would suck in third person tbh

carmine falcon
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the combat looks goofy asf in the third person mod

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just flailing your weapon around

tranquil bone
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There is one guy in ogryn chat who posts third person clips occasionally and I cannot understand it

mystic ether
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It's probably a but easier in ogryn 3rd person. I just prefer the 1st person experience. 3rd takes away from it for me.

heady rapids
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omg river is soooooo pissed

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Who cares fuck river

mystic ether
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I actually like having to rely on other senses for things like blind dodges and 180s

heady rapids
#

v canonically has sub 50 iq in this ending

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like genuinely

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oh man river is fucked up

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look all im saying is

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it would make a lot more sense if they initiated this ending differently

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like you having another malfunction and they just had to operate to save you

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Even aiming is easier, especially if you can toggle first person ads

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Tbh the only game genre I fw heavy in third person is horror

hexed igloo
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Helldivers is a lowfi chill game to relax to on d10 because it's 3rd person

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If it was an fps it'd be hell on earth

heady rapids
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smh

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carmine falcon
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actual third person games have proper animations

void bison
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heady rapids
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you replied to the wrong message ill now have to block you cyber

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sorry

carmine falcon
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wot da hyllll....

hexed igloo
void bison
hexed igloo
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Dead space slaps

heady rapids
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also i got chatgpt with me man

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set for life

hexed igloo
carmine falcon
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actual action games work best in third person

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